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TSA's Precheck Registration Program Causing Longer Security Lines (usatoday.com)

McGruber writes: The Associated Press is reporting that TSA's PreCheck program is causing maddening long security lines at U.S. airports. TSA's PreCheck security lanes can screen 300 passengers an hour, twice that of its standard security lanes. Based on that and other increased efficiencies, the TSA's front-line screeners were cut from 47,147 three years ago to 42,525 currently. At the same time, the number of annual fliers passing through checkpoints has grown from 643 million to more than 700 million. The TSA told Congress its goal was to have 25 million fliers enrolled in the PreCheck registration program, but as of March 1, only 9.3 million people had registered for PreCheck. TSA first tried to make up for that shortfall by randomly placing passengers into the express Precheck lanes, but scaled back that effort for fear dangerous passengers were being let through. That's when the regular security lines started growing -- up to 90 minutes in some cases. The TSA is now shifting some resources to tackle lines at the nation's biggest airports, but it claims there is no easy solution to the problem with a record number of fliers expected this summer. To enroll in TSA's Precheck registration program, travelers must pay $85 to $100 every five years, then submit to a background check, in-person interview at an airport, and to being fingerprinted. Unsurprisingly, getting once-a-year fliers to spend the time or the money to register has been a challenge. While 250,000 to 300,000 people are registering for Precheck every month, it will take more than four years at that pace to reach the TSA's target enrollment.

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  1. T.his S.ucks A.lot by turkeydance · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..."there is no easy solution to the problem"... oh yes, there is.

    1. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by glitch! · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know the answer is obvious, but since you did not actually say it... Disband the TSA. Fire their sorry and stupid asses so they can contribute to the economy in some other way. Go back to metal detectors and a simple xray as in the 1990's. Let passengers put their keys, coins, small knives, and Leatherman tools in the plastic basket going around the metal detector. Okay, have a vapor detector for common explosives and do a polite check when it gives a (false, of course) positive. Otherwise, non-metalics go through.

      When I flew for business, my boss often gave me his tickets, and I just had to remember to respond when his name was called. The airlines hated this and they were a major force for the stupid regulations for checking ID. They were really pissed that senior citizens that bought cheap tickets way in advance could sell their tickets to business people who wanted close dates.

      As far as I can remember, there are only a couple cases of actual airline "terrorist" actions in the last few decades that were not state sponsored. I think the Lockerbie bomb is one example. Most every other is a product of the CIA, Mossad, or one of their operatives. TSA can't do a thing about a privileged agent walking the "underwear bomber" or his equivalent around security.

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    2. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by dbIII · · Score: 4, Interesting

      were not state sponsored. I think the Lockerbie bomb is one example

      That was a "revenge" attack paid for by Iran with the contract carried out by a person from Libya (with what appeared to be full approval of the Libyan leader) so most definitely state sponsored.

    3. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by TheReaperD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think 90% is giving them too much credit. So far the only policy I have read that has likely had a positive change for security is putting security doors for the pilots and requiring them to be locked. But, that doesn't cost billions of dollars annually so it is not considered "sufficient."

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    4. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Mitreya · · Score: 3, Informative

      the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits.

      It does not increase airline profits. I think airlines are suffering with us (and $85 over 5 years is trivial money)

      The profits are for the contractors, most notably the ones who sold the scanner machines to TSA. First they sold the "unsafe" (1st generation) machines. Then they admitted (after years!) that there may be actual bad radiation and again sold the "safe" (2nd generation) machines.

      I am waiting for sudden realization that the 2nd generation machines can give people cancer as well so that they can be phased out and replaced by 3rd generation machines at a great profit.

      Notably, 1st generation are "officially" recognized as unsafe (you can get a lecture from a friendly TSA officer, when opting out from a scan, on how the "new" machines are the "safe" kind of radiation), but no one went to jail for imposing the "bad" radiation on so many people.

    5. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      but no one went to jail for imposing the "bad" radiation on so many people

      If memory serves, that's because it was Michael Chertoff's company (you know, the Director of Homeland Security at the time) who sold the machines to the TSA.

    6. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Has there been a single case where it has been proven that the reinforced cockpit doors have thwarted anything? There is one case where it was proven that those reinforced doors led to the loss of an airliner along with all the passengers: Germanwings flight 9525.

    7. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Mitreya · · Score: 2

      TSA confiscates your drinks, while the airline sells you drinks at insane margins. More profits for airlines.

      I think that is still the airport's benefit, not the airline's. It is always hilarious to trash my drink while a guy with 10 cases of water bottles is waved through security right next to me.

      Water/Soda bottles are now at least $3.5-$4 each, but I think almost all are bought in the airport and not on the plane.

    8. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 4, Insightful

      /Oblg. "Airport Logic"

      9 oz = dangerous
      Three 3 oz = perfectly safe
      http://gentlemint-media.s3.ama...

      Total Stupid Agents

    9. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by Pikoro · · Score: 2

      The fire ax is on the inside of the cockpit on the left side next to the door and designed so the pilots can hack their way OUT of the cockpit in case of emergency landings. Same reason they have egress ropes stored above the side windows in the cockpits.

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    10. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Where are you getting the beverages that you are carrying on to the airplane

      At any of the several shops inside the secure area of the airport.

      Paid for at the airport? how were the prices?

      Of course paid for. And at the airport. And the prices are usually a lot higher than off-airport. So what? Those shops aren't run by the airlines, and are thus also not a profit center for them.

      Free beverages on the airplane, or carry on what you want. Airline beverage carts are not a profit center for any airline, and thus TSA confiscation of liquids is not a plot to increase airline profits.

    11. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Obfuscant · · Score: 3, Informative

      Water/Soda bottles are now at least $3.5-$4 each,

      I've seen many airports that have free filtered water sources so you can refill your own water bottle at no cost. Those are the ones with special taps with enough clearance to hold a bottle under. There are always water fountains you can fill from. Even so, I see $2.50 bottles of water, but not as high as you say.

      but I think almost all are bought in the airport and not on the plane.

      I have yet to find an airline that charges anyone for water. And I don't recall ever having to pay for soda there. I think there is a requirement that they provide fluids to help prevent dehydration or thrombosis issues in passengers, but it may just be a self-defense mechanism.

    12. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by wonkavader · · Score: 2

      No, the answer is easy: Hire some smart people to look at efficiency, and honestly try to solve the problems.

      The sign-age isn't in multiple languages. The rules are absurd, arcane and stress causing. Open up the process enough to reassure people so you don't get as much passive aggressiveness from the passengers. Inspect and overhaul the hiring process: The current hires vary, and include scum. They don't include Mandarin speakers. No effort is made to communicate beyond shouting. Even one well-done wordless picture-book with smiling faces handed out at the BEGINNING of the line and collected at the end would speed things up.

      We have the same utter stupidity at the immigration side of this. Planes full of foreigners get stuffed into lines with only English. The video telling you what to do is in English and one I saw contained only one foreign word: In Korean "Welcome" -- they used the noun. (Imagine someone walking up to you presenting his hand to shake and saying "Homecoming.") They picked it from a book and didn't ask any Korean speaker "Hey, is this right?" They even used the Latin alphabet to spell it. IDIOTS.

      We need one smart person to walk through those lines and suggest the obvious, and then we need to do it.

      Do not give them more hires. That just gives them more money to move/skim and power. It's the only thing these groups seem to want. Doing their job is not on their radar at all.

    13. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by swb · · Score: 2

      You hit it on the head - the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits. 90% of their "security" is theater.

      I think the airlines and the airport concessions vendors have figured out how to profit from travelers who can't bring their own goodies on the plane, but I don't think that money means all that much to them.

      And ironically, up until the late 1960s/early 1970s there was no airline security at all. You just carried whatever you wanted onto the plane. Some shuttle flights (NY-DC, for example) didn't even require a ticket to get on the plane, you just got on and paid the fare on the plane.

      And even in the face of fairly frequent airline hijackings (1968-1973 -- average of one per week!), the carriers pretty vigorously resisted metal detectors and security checks because they thought it would hurt business and they would have to contribute to the cost of operating them. They literally would have just preferred to pay the ransom and not have security.

      For a pretty good survey of the skyjacking phenomenon and a particularly noteworthy case, check out "The Skies Belong to Us". It was pretty amazing to realize how long there was no security at all for domestic flights and how few incidents there were until the social upheaval of the late 1960s.

    14. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      I would love to see what Toyota would come up with if they had to implement a TSA.

      - In Lieu of Money, Toyota Donates Efficiency to New York Charity

      - Meals Per Hour (Video on Toyota improving meals made per hour)

      The entire flying process is a cluster of inefficiency.

    15. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had the several cans of soda I tried to carry on in 2010 confiscated and thrown out, along with my unopened sunscreen that was apparently 2 whopping ounces over the limit. Which was rather annoying, as sunscreen is like $10 and the plane didn't carry Dr. Pepper...

      And, of course, they threw it all out in a big bin right by the security line. All those "potentially explosive" liquids just dumped in one area. Either the reasoning for dumping this stuff is disingenuous or they're just stupid. Or both. My money's on both.

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    16. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by tacroy · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, I do work with Airlines everyday. The airlines HATE TSA. HATE them. They lower customer experience and survey scores and make customers angry at the airlines despite the airlines and the airport having ZERO control over TSA.

    17. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      Step one should be to get both your immigration officers and TSA staff to STOP YELLING AND BARKING OUT ORDERS AT PEOPLE. Seriously, you get off a 14 hour flight from some far off country and you have these people screaming "get in this line, US residents over there, have your passports out" etc. at the top of their lungs. If you are confused by something and have the gall to ask them a question, no matter how friendly you are when asking, they look at you with disdain and answer as if you are the dumbest person in the world (perhaps pointing to some tiny and/or ambiguously worded sign somewhere that might be vaguely relevant to your question).

      It is an incredibly bad first impression of America.

      It seems to be a problem mostly at the large airports though. I've seen the screaming treatment at ORD and LAX, for example. But I've travelled through some smaller American airports (I'll name names: Buffalo, NY, Madison, WI, Minneapolis, MN, Portland, OR) where the TSA people are great. Happy, helpful and they talk to you in a softly-spoken, casual, friendly manner. I wonder if it's less of a 'TSA' problem than a 'culture at big airports' problem, since it seems to extend to airline staff too!

    18. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by jbwolfe · · Score: 2
      Not true: https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=attempted+cockpit+breach

      While this may not have required "reinforced doors", it nonetheless makes complete sense to fortify the means of exclusion to the cockpit as that is precisely what the terrorists want to get access to in order to maximize the "terror" part.

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    19. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by jbwolfe · · Score: 2

      The crash axe exists primarily to provide a means to access fires hidden behind paneling. It is not intended, nor is it capable of penetrating the cockpit door, which are constructed with Kevlar and will stop a bullet. Incidentally, next time you are next to the door note the sign on it that reads "Access prohibited inflight- Deadly force authorized...". Some pilots are armed and some flights carry armed air marshals.

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    20. Re:T.his S.ucks A.lot by jbwolfe · · Score: 2

      I think the idea is to limit the ability to mix your own explosive. Presumably, someone bothered to figure out that limiting the amount of 3oz containers to not more than a quart would minimize the damage to a survivable detonation if they succeeded in getting it through.

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    21. Re: T.his S.ucks A.lot by TheReaperD · · Score: 2

      They did implement a policy of requiring two people after this incident. The fact is, no solution is going to be perfect. There will always be a flaw. The cockpit doors are a simple solution to a rare problem of hijacked aircraft. Most people that would want to hijack a commercial aircraft normally want control of the craft itself, whether it is to steal it, hold it hostage or use it as a bomb. The doors make that a lot harder but, it won't stop everybody. The nice thing about this solution is that it didn't cost (comparatively) a lot and other than pilots having to plan bathroom and meal breaks better, it has causes very few problems for the pilots, passengers and airlines. Compared to the clusterfuck that is TSA security, it's a miracle solution that actually works most of the time.

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  2. Interviews by darkain · · Score: 4, Informative

    Just a small correction: the interviews don't have to happen at the airport. I was able to go through the interview process about a half our away from the airport, about 5 minutes away from my house. The interview process was painless. The entire thing is handled online, and then in person you just say "yes"/"confirm" to all the information on the form, that's it. The fingerprints are also taken electronically, so nothing messy there. They do the whole hand at once. I was in and out of the place in maybe 10 minutes? I can understand why infrequent travelers wouldn't want to pay the fee, but if you travel regularly it is more than worth it! (especially in airports with super wonky security, like San Diego where you have to leave and re-enter security to switch between gates sometimes)

    1. Re:Interviews by SumDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Painless and unnecessary

    2. Re:Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> if you travel regularly it is more than worth it

      The point is, it shouldn't NEED to be 'worth it'.

      It's willful, deliberate incompetence to implement a program, assume it will achieve targets when the agency in question has a known history of failure, and then cut staffing based on that assumption AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT - fail to appropriately mitigate the failure when it becomes obvious. It's as though GWB appointees were still running it.

    3. Re:Interviews by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All bureaucracy is unnecessary, most is not painless though.

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    4. Re:Interviews by Mitreya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's willful, deliberate incompetence to implement a program

      It's almost like there are no performance metrics or expectations to meet!
      Like no one cares if the program is implemented well.

      Undercover teams smuggled banned items in 67 out of 70 cases during an internal test. It is a unique operation indeed. Where else is less-than-5% success rate is a perfectly acceptable performance?

    5. Re: Interviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only country that's ever taken my prints at the border is the USA. Even in communist Viet Nam you get the standard glance at the passport photo and stamp the visa. Flying into the USA it's all questions and fingerprint scans and overcomplicated three-layered visa approval months in advance. It's not exactly an attractive environment for doing business.

    6. Re:Interviews by guises · · Score: 2

      The only reason it's worth it is because they've made the standard process so unnecessarily painful. Just as the TSA's enhanced patdown was designed to force people into using the then-optional stripscanners, they've come up with yet another way of getting people to "voluntarily" give up more of their privacy in exchange for avoiding some of the pain which the TSA continues to pile on.

      We can look forward to the time when you'll be given the option to "voluntarily" give blood, urine, and semen samples in order to skip the two day pre-flight internment procedure. It's needed, of course, in order to check you against all of the many dozens of secret no-fly-except-to-Guantanamo lists. You wouldn't want terrorists! / child pornography! / pedophiles! getting on the plane would you? That might be bad.

    7. Re:Interviews by jittles · · Score: 2

      Painless and unnecessary

      Maybe... maybe not. I mean the whole process for general airport security is ridiculous. I did finally break down and sign up for the Border Patrol equivalent. Every time I go through passport control I am flagged for additional screening. The screeners always laugh when they see me in the line. I don't. It takes me over an hour to clear customs sometimes - even when all the others from my flight have already grabbed their bags. Why do I get flagged? My name. My simple, common as can be name. After watching the person in front of me get dragged off in cuffs one time I finally asked the screener why I always get singled out. According to that screener, the computer flags me automatically because a lot of people use my name for false documents. In fact, my name is so common that there are dozens of people with my entire full name, including middle, in the city I live in now. Assuming that I get approved, I'll get TSA Precheck and will no longer have to spend an hour waiting to be the source of amusement for a bored customs official. I don't think my particular problem would go away even without the TSA.

    8. Re:Interviews by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      bureaucracy is necessary. It is necessary to avoid legal ramifications of random people doing stupid shit. The problem starts with a stupid person doing something really stupid and hurting someone, often themselves, and then suing someone else because the other people should have known stupid people would do stupid shit, and thus they are at fault!

      My best example is the warning label (a form of bureaucracy) on a hair curling iron, which read "Do Not Use On Eyelashes. Severe injury may occur".

      Every single warning label is there to serve as protection against stupid people doing stupid shit. The TSA checkpoints are nothing more than a warning label "We did what we could to prevent _______" against any further lawsuits. It is why stupid > 3oz liquids, knitting needles, fingernail clippers and all the other items are forbidden.

      My suggestion would be to take the whole TSA security theater and remove it from existence. Completely. Take the $5 (or whatever it is) "security checkpoint fee" that we pay on every ticket, and instead put it into a fund for "Victims of Air Disasters", It would be better for the victim's families, and cheaper in the long run, and make everyone else feel much better about flying.

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    9. Re:Interviews by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      It's as though GWB appointees were still running it.

      You seem to be under the mistaken belief that there are major differences between how each administration is actually run. Gitmo is a great example of a meaningless gesture by Obama, that doesn't actually affect most Americans, but people seem to get all riled up over it being open or being closed down. It is the fodder that keeps Fox and MSNBC profitable.

      And while many people are distracted by GWB vs Obama Gitmo policies, the real goals of tyranny keep marching forward, because "Terrorists!"

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  3. America is the Worst by SumDog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Airport security does suck everywhere. Australia's is pretty bad. Germany's is pretty terrible too, but the worst, by far, out of any country I have every flow through, is Americas. I have never had more confrontations with security than in the US. Most other countries don't require ID for flying domestically (and fun fact: America doesn't either. Next time, refuse. It takes a little longer, but it's worth it. The US government has no right to restrict transit if you don't have papers. In most EU countries you are required to have ID on you at all time. Not in the US).

    Airport security is a joke. It's not security, it's security theatre. They've never stopped a single damn person intending harm ever in the history of their existence. Fuck them, fuck airports and fuck the TSA.

    Not to mention, the TSA searches are totally and completely illegal and unconstitutional. Back when airport security was private, it was the airlines getting together to set the standards and searches were part of their terms of service. When the federal government starts doing it, it now becomes a 4th amendment violation. Texas tried to return airports to private security and was bullied by the federal government and gave up the fight. The new mm-wave body scanners have a massive false positive rate and are effectively useless.

    1. Re:America is the Worst by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hell most of the modern airport security actually makes things less secure. If one wanted to just bomb the security line, you don't even need to buy a ticket. Just fill one of those roller bar suitcases that everyone knows is too big to fit in the overhead compartment but never says anything and then detonate that when you are in the middle of the line. For extra punch you could have a suicide vest on and backpack filled with explosives too. Another way would be to drop some drink containers filled with liquid explosives in that drink trash can that is right next to the security line and have that go off later. Given their inability to find bad stuff just leave it in your pockets and send it through the x-ray machine but be sure to not pack an old film SLR camera with metal body and extra lenses as that will get you selected for extra screening every time. One could also just walk into an airport with a modern rifle and just do a pray and spray on the security line, I chose a rifle for this example because they over penetrate so one shot would go though multiple people and they have a larger capacity than most shotguns.

      Those are just things I though up without any effort and anyone who has 2 brain cells to rub together could also think up. The fact that none of these has happened would indicate that there really aren't any real terrorists in the US, or that if there are they are so dumb I'm surprised they don't choke on their own tongue which may be the case given the few terrorists that various agencies do catch.

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  4. Misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a misleading report. Attributing long lines to TSA pre-check is false; attributing long lines to mismanagement would be more accurate. Problem with TSA precheck enrollment? Drop the price. Recently; in 75% of the airports I've traveled - the TSA Precheck line was closed. This article is completely bogus; and everyone should do their own due diligence than blindly believing these reports and redistributing these articles. Please - due your own diligence; mainstream media has a long track record of misleading people.

    1. Re:Misleading by Macman408 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Attributing long lines to TSA pre-check is false; attributing long lines to mismanagement would be more accurate.

      Yes, this times 1000. And, FWIW, the article isn't slanted this way, only the summary is. The article is much more straightforward, although they don't explicitly call out mismanagement.

      Honestly, I think we'd be better off just getting used to the fact that sometimes bad people will get on planes, and security doesn't need to keep the casualty rate to zero; just discouraging most of the bad guys is good enough. We don't require that cars protect you from every possible way you could die in an accident - we just require them to be pretty good at protecting you most of the time. That's what I'd rather have the TSA's replacement tasked with.

  5. Forget PreCheck if you fly international by rworne · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you travel overseas, go for Global Entry. It costs the same ($100), and it includes PreCheck as a perk. As an added bonus, you get to use kiosks for passport control (never a wait) and the crew line for customs.

    I routinely take 8-10 minutes total from deplaning at LAX (Bradley Terminal) to the terminal exit. A bit longer if I have to wait for checked luggage. Worth every cent.

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    1. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you travel overseas, go for Global Entry. It costs the same ($100), and it includes PreCheck as a perk. As an added bonus, you get to use kiosks for passport control (never a wait) and the crew line for customs.

      I routinely take 8-10 minutes total from deplaning at LAX (Bradley Terminal) to the terminal exit. A bit longer if I have to wait for checked luggage. Worth every cent.

      Global Entry is definitely the way to go if you travel internationally. Flying into ATL or JFK is no longer a hassle at customs and immigration. At YVR when a cruise ship is dumping their passengers in the line is no big deal as well. GE is now $200, but many credit cards will refund the fee; even so I'd gladly pay the $200 to avoid a hour or more wait to get back in after a 10 plus hour flight. Pre-check is an added bonus, and I'm glad they are limiting the non - Preorder GE folks from using Pre. Nothing is more annoying to be in line behind someone who doesn't understand they don't need to disrobe and empty their luggage and hold up the line because they are clueless.; and then look all pissed because you toss your bag on the belt ahead of theirs and go through the metal detector.

      GE also is expanding to some overseas airports as well for an extra fee. The U.K. Is one destination that would be worth the fee.

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    2. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 2

      I think the goal of these programs is to make sure those who aren't in them are a powerless minority, which the TSA and Customs can fuck over as much as they want without worrying about pressure on elected officials to not do that. Something to keep in mind.

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    3. Re:Forget PreCheck if you fly international by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Easier answer, stay out of the USA.

      Kiosks for passport control? Never wait? This has never been a problem for me (except the day after the Paris attacks, but the following week it was back to normal again). I've been using kiosks in immigration for years too.

      Never heard of Global Entry or PreCheck.

  6. Active Military included? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Active duty military are automatically enrolled in TSA pre-check without any additional effort or payment on the member's part. That is probably a good percentage of the claimed 9.3 million registered persons.

    1. Re:Active Military included? by bitingduck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All active duty military and civilian employees of DOD. I.e. Anybody who has a CAC. The equivalent PIV-II badges from other agencies don't get you precheck.

  7. It's the body scanners by Bamfarooni · · Score: 5, Informative

    I fly a lot, and routinely notice that the body scanners take about 5x as long as the metal detectors (and probably cause cancer). I regularly watch the TSA agents clear their backed-up lines by opening the metal detector for 30 seconds, sending 10 people through, and then closing it again (making the value of the scanner clearly questionable).

  8. Re:Numbers by Time_Ngler · · Score: 5, Funny

    They've dissuaded *countless* terrorists. Countless, as in, we can't count them because we made them up and you have no proof they don't exist

  9. not even the slighest bit safer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No point in bombing the airplanes anymore, just bomb the TSA checkpoint.

  10. Taking off shoes by Atmchicago · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, their policy of making people take off their shoes is causing long lines.

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    1. Re:Taking off shoes by mjwx · · Score: 2

      No, their policy of making people take off their shoes is causing long lines.

      Belts and jackets too.

      I generally like to wear nice clothes when flying, I'm part of the old school who remembers when flying was expensive so people dressed up for it. However when flying domestically in the US I've resorted to T-shirts and shorts because if that belt comes off, so do my trousers.

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  11. for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citizen by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although I travel often I am against the pre-check because it seems like a scam to have to pay $85 to be treated like a citizen again.

  12. Re:How did you interview outside the airport? by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 2

    I've traveled internationally multiple and the customs lines were never more than a few minutes coming back. Did you have a different experience?

    My main issue with Customs is when they ask you what you did while out of the country. None of their business, that's what, but I usually answer (truthfully, of course, as lying would be illegal) to avoid hassle. At some point when no one's picking me up I might just assert my 5th Amendment right not to answer and let them hold me until they have to let me go (which is what

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  13. The head of the TSA are *ALL* former military by elcor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is very wrong on so many levels. I met a former TSA and she explained how working there is hell made by those at the helm. They are all former Military with military training and mentality, enforcing military discipline onto the TSA workers and onto us, the citizen. She also mentioned that TSA workers send a lot of feedback to their superior but are met with either disciplinary measure or contempt.

  14. Re:for $85 you can be treated like a pre 9-11 citi by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 2
    Spot on, its a total scam when you think about it.

    seems like a scam to have to pay $85 to be treated like a citizen again.

    Citizens don't get fingerprinted, interviewed and have to have a background check to fly.

  15. Re:Dangerous Passengers?? by Mitreya · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Oh yes, they have found many dangerous passengers.
    Attractive women are quite dangerous, it turns out.

    Prosthetic devices and the people who wear them are also quite dangerous.

  16. Global Entry and TSA PreCheck = Soft-Corruption by JakFrost · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These systems that require payment for favorable treatment and faster pass-through security checkpoints are akin to soft-corruption since they cost money to attain such elevated status. Their value is questionable and the procedure and process to pass-through is a bureaucratic joke without elevating security in any way. My in-person interview was getting a glace by a TSA employee and being asked my name. (Speaking as a Global Entry and TSA PreCheck holder.)

    1. Re:Global Entry and TSA PreCheck = Soft-Corruption by Cutriss · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's an interesting data point. My interview(s!) were actually much more detailed and involved. I think I spent about 20 minutes with the agent in Canada, not to mention around 40 minutes combined with both US and Canadian border personnel doing a more cursory interview and an explanation about how the system worked from a functional standpoint (IE - How to use Nexus when I cross in a boat, with multiple travelers, etc). The main interview in Canada was largely focused on making sure I wasn't violating business visa limitations but I'm sure a 10+ minute interview is probably enough to also identify the presence of someone being disingenuous about the purpose of the program enrollment.

      Might be the difference between strictly Global Entry and NEXUS (which includes Global Entry by default).

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  17. Re:It turned out I dont need to fly. by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

    He is not alone. From my height of over 100 flights a year, I am now averaging one flight every two years. And I still travel quite a bit. But I drive. It is amazing that a 5 hour drive is still faster then a one hour flight...

  18. Re:Source the problem by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm going to suggest that healthcare was not a problem until recently because it wasn't very expensive. Not long ago, you didn't have to worry about hip replacements because they didn't exist. You didn't have to worry about expensive treatments for cancer, because you just died. Even surgery was rather primitive in the 50s. Healthcare wasn't very expensive, but as treatments have gotten better, care costs have increased.

    Why it matters: if healthcare cost $100 a year for everyone, it wouldn't be a huge issue. Privately, you could pay for it, or publicly you could pay for it. If it were a government thing, then there would probably be some corruption, but not a big deal. But now as it's costing up around $12k a person, the cost becomes a major issue. Even in the last 15 years treatments have improved quite a bit, but also gotten more expensive.

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  19. Somewhere in Hell... by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...Osama is laughing his ass off.

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    1. Re:Somewhere in Hell... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      ...Osama is laughing his ass off.

      Actually, it's apparently a guy named Khalid the Droll. As humorist Calvin Trillin predicted the Underwear Bomber in 2006:

      I'm convinced that the whole shoe-bomber business was a prank. What got me onto this theory was reading that the shoe bomber, a Muslim convert named Richard Reid, had been described by someone who knew him well in England as "very, very impressionable." I had already decided that the man was a complete bozo. He made such a goofy production of trying to light the fuses hanging off his shoe that he practically asked the flight attendant if she had a match. The way I figure it, the one terrorist in England with a sense of humor, a man known as Khalid the Droll, had said to the cell, "I bet I can get them all to take off their shoes in airports." So this prankster set up poor impressionable Reid and won his bet. Now Khalid is back there cackling at the thought of all those Americans exposing the holes in their socks on cold airport floors. If someone is arrested one of these days and is immediately, because of his M.O., referred to in the press as the underwear bomber, you'll know I was onto something.

      Trillin did indeed say this, and you can find clips of TV interviews from 2006.

      His theory makes as much sense as anyone else's:

      after the shoe-bombing scheme worked to perfection, Khalid the Droll announced to his cell, "When they've had a few years of taking off their shoes, I bet I can make them expose their private parts to full-body scanners." Not once has one of these after-the-fact analyzers considered the possibility that... Khalid the Droll is engaged in an elaborate scheme to embarrass us to death.

  20. TSA = amateur hour^h^h^h^hdecade by xeno · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I fly a lot. Not as much as the tech sales guys I work with, but enough to get Alaska's MVP75K top-level status in just the last half of last year. A few years back I had top-tier status on United and Alaska in the same year. So I have one of those nice little cards that lets me go thru the "premier/first class" lines at every airport. AND STILL the process sucks, and remains a constant source of despair for the state of business, security, and the country.

    To wit:
    1. Orwellian PRE bureaucracy: I cannot get a PRE approval, because my state ID (DL) doesn't list my middle initial, while my passport does. I would have to produce a certified copy of my birth certificate to correct the state ID, and my original birth certificate has a one-letter misspelling of one of my parents' names. It is a clusterfuck. And why the hell should I have to pay a private company for what amounts to a national ID card anyway?

    2. The nakey microwave: The goddamn "millimeter wave" (high frequency microwave) xray machines are STILL NOT TESTED OR CERTIFIED as medically safe for xray exposure, only that they're safe from a heat damage perspective. It would be a federal crime to use one in a hospital, because there have been "no human tests or studies to prove scanner safety." And yet the TSA video playing at top volume above the line makes baseless claims that it's perfectly safe...

    3. False positives: Even when I resign myself to go through the untested scanner, for me it gives a false positive about 75% of the time. Apparently I have oddly shaped legs. So I have to wait or step to the aide and get a patdown, which often takes as long as the opt-out groping (without the RF exposure).

    4. The intentional delays: When I opt-out, the procedure is to let me stand there for at at least 5 minutes before calling a screener to come grope me. Not joking about this -- I had about 60 TSA pat-downs last year all across the US, and often the gate agent would just call "MALE ASSIST" off into the void to no one (literally calling out to an empty area). A few minutes later, they would say it again to the agent on the other side of the microwave box, and then someone would come up and walk me back. It was consistent enough to wonder if there's a policy to make sure that opt-out takes long enough to discourage others.

    5. Nonexistent training for TSA: The opt-out manual screening procedure is passed on through oral tradition. I'm supposed to be read a statement about the procedure, asked if I want a screening in private, asked if I have medical devices (I do, so it matters), or if I have any sensitive or painful areas. Only 1 in 4 TSA agents remember to ask all of these, and I've frequently had to remind agents of what they're supposed to ask me. On 4 different occasions in the last quarter, I've had a newly hired TSA agaent being instructed on how to do the procedure by a slightly less inexperienced agent -- with no written instructions, no consistency to the procedure, and the instructor omitted one of the key points EVERY TIME. It's clown school.

    6. Total failure to detect: They have no idea what to look for -- through some unintentional testing. I found an unsubtle pocketknife (a kershaw switchblade my teenager had bought) stuck between the frame and outer covering of one of the rolly bags I use -- after I'd used it half a dozen times as a carry-on, and TSA had missed it EVERY time. I can carry on a bag full of a dozen lithium-ion battery packs, and they don't even blink. A ziplock baggie full of random powder? No problem, as long as it's not a liquid or gel... But god forbid my girlfriend use a Lush product with too much glycerine in the lotion, and they're calling the explosives expert.

    I could go on. A lot. But there's no point; there's already way way too much money invested into this security theater, enough that it has become its own ecosystem. Stopping now would mean publicly acknowledging the total lack of success or value. Not gonna happen... And

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  21. Re:Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    More like the terrorists were dissuaded because they already won the airplane battle. Now they're moving on to different targets.

  22. Lock the damn cockpit door by Etherwalk · · Score: 2

    Depends on the model of plane.

    For the price of 45,000 FTE's and 30-90 minute lines to board every airport in the country, you could move the damn axe and install a steel door with a manual release from the cockpit. Now all a terrorist can do is blow the plane up, and he can blow up a bus--so the rest is just stupid theater.

    Unfortunately, people care more about stupid theater than they do about having a pleasant flight or making their travel efficient or encouraging tourism.

    1. Re:Lock the damn cockpit door by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do know that the two planes which crashed into the WTC were within a couple miles of 2 airports, one of which is international, as well as a few dozen miles away from another. Right? A larger no-fly zone would not have been meaningless.

  23. fingerprints by markdavis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >"To enroll in TSA's Precheck registration program, travelers must pay $85 to $100 every five years, then submit to a background check, in-person interview at an airport, and to being fingerprinted. "

    Yeah, because I am really going to submit to being FINGERPRINTED so I can be searched without probable cause EVERY single time they run anybody's prints for ANY reason from ANY agency. I think not. Totally unacceptable.

    Fingerprints should not be used for biometrics. Period. Once you give this data to the government (or big business), it will NEVER be erased or restricted, regardless of claims or laws- it will go into huge databases and shared between all agencies and used however they want for as long as they want.

    If they really need a biometric for this "feature" of security, there is only one safer and practical biometric I know of- that is deep vein palm scan. That registration data cannot be readily abused. It can't be latently collected like DNA, fingerprints, and face recognition can. You have to know you are registering/enrolling when it happens. You don't leave evidence of it all over the place. When you go to use it, you know you are using it every time. And on top of all that, it is accurate, fast, reliable, unchanging, live-sensing, and cheap. If you must participate in a biometric, this is the one you should insist on using.

    Example: http://www.m2sys.com/palm-vein...

    But we also need to realize that IT IS NOT EVERYONE'S BUSINESS WHAT WE ALL DO. The first step in securing freedom is privacy. When you are tracked, you are losing your freedom, whether you realize it or not. And the whole TSA security theater is a scam on everyone.

  24. Re:Source the problem by wonkavader · · Score: 4, Informative

    Let's get a similar image which includes the US, shall we?

    http://fm.cnbc.com/application...

  25. Re:Usually longer for me. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

    I can't speak for the other airports in your list having never flown through them but MSP is one giant cluster fuck of an airport. Why they went from 6 security check points down to 2 is beyond me. The TSA claims that they have the same number of security lanes open just fewer check points. I can only assume that this is to make us less secure as instead of having 6 spread out checkpoints with fewer people in each they have 2 with a giant pile of waiting targets, I mean people, in them. For a long while there they had TSA agents who would walk around outside the security line explaining that if you wanted to get through the line faster you should put your liquids less than 3 oz in a ziplock bag of if larger pitch them in the trash. Being the smart ass I am I responded that if they really wanted to get us through the line faster they would instead go and open that other lane that was closed.

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  26. Re:Source the problem by s.petry · · Score: 2

    I'm going to suggest that healthcare was not a problem until recently because it wasn't very expensive.

    Partially true, sure. Medical practice was also quite different. As was the amount of Government requirements for all of the above.

    You didn't have to worry about expensive treatments for cancer, because you just died.

    You are making two very frightening implications. First, the only reason Medical treatment has improved is because "Government", which is verifiably false. You are further implying that Government made the system economically viable for all people to participate and all people to receive the same care. Which is also verifiably false./p

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  27. TSA is about politicians covering their hineys by sjbe · · Score: 2

    You hit it on the head - the real reason for TSA is to increase airline profits.

    The existence of the TSA has nothing to do with airline profit. TSA is a part of the federal government. As a general proposition they are indifferent to the amount of profit the airlines make. Speaking as an accountant I can tell you that you would have a very hard time showing that TSA has any sort of tangible positive effect on the bottom line of any airline company.

    The reason for the TSA is so that politicians don't have the answer the question of why the federal government allowed airline security to be (literally) managed by a bunch of rent-a-cops. TSA was created after 9/11 because there was the perception (true or not) that the companies in charge of airline security previously were doing an inadequate job - which was almost certainly true. The problem is that TSA hasn't done any better as far as anyone can tell and is certainly more obnoxious than ever before. But the politicians get to claim that they did something about the problem, conveniently ignoring the fact that their "solution" didn't solve anything.

  28. Very simple solution by Joe+Branya · · Score: 2

    Eliminate payroll direct deposits for all TSA and DOT employees, including the Sec. of Transportation. Hand the checks to the security screeners at one of the Reagan Airport security lines. If an employee want to be paid he or she just has to get in line every two weeks, wait the usual 45 minutes and show an ID to get the paycheck.

    Then extend the system to Congressmen, Senators and Supreme Court Justices, all of whom get to use a special parking lot for free at Reagan and to use a "courtesy" checkin system- quite private with no lines, no xrays, no shoe removal and best of all, no waiting. If this sounds vaguely like the old Soviet system... can't help that.