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Reddit Deletes Surveillance 'Warrant Canary' In Transparency Report (reuters.com)

Arthur Dent '99 writes: Today, Reddit deleted wording in its transparency report that would normally indicate that they had not received any "national security letters" or "other classified requests for user information." Such "national security letters" contain penalties for telling others about the request, as the government wishes to keep the request secret. However, because Reddit had placed pre-existing wording in their transparency report in the event of such a letter, they were able to simply delete the existing wording to passively inform others that a request had been received, without actually saying anything at all. This usage of pre-existing wording is known as a "warrant canary" to indicate danger, such as real canaries were used in the past to indicate the presence of deadly gases in coal mines.

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  1. Reddit by 110010001000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like a cool progressive site. Anyone got a link?

    1. Re:Reddit by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's a new Digg. It got more popular but realizing 15-30 year old males weren't profitable they're trying to pivot themselves into being the 'social media' site for stay at home moms. Popular stories now showing up on Today show. This did require them to go after their core base, deleting a lot of subreddits that didn't fit that image. Now it's just full of whiners that don't know how to type other addresses into the browser.

      Plus they have 'moderation' but it allows everyone to moderate meaning it's near useless.

    2. Re: Reddit by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Funny

      Full of whiners, you say.... bwuahahaha. Did you type all that with a straight face?

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    3. Re: Reddit by brxndxn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is full of whiners. Anyone that's been on Reddit for the past 5 years can see that it went from genuine edgy discussion in all topics to an over-moderated propaganda safe space fest for any of the mainstream subreddits. Reddit was way better than it is. It will go the way of digg eventually.

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    4. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Lots of people migrated to voat.co after the great SJW mod censorshitting.

    5. Re: Reddit by silentcoder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny how the single most awesome subreddit on all of reddit throughout all this history is /r/kerbalspaceprogram - and just so happens to be widely known as the nicest one.
      People being nice, being respectful to one another does not in any way diminish the capacity for meaningful debate or intelligent conversation or hamper any of the useful things about free speech at all. If anything it actually assists those things by inviting more people to participate.

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    6. Re: Reddit by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Insightful

      being respectful to one another does not in any way diminish the capacity for meaningful debate or intelligent conversation

      This is true right up until you start defining "being respectful" as "agreeing with the groupthink". And if you're pretending that's not the definition of respect on the new Reddit I'll call you a liar.

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    7. Re: Reddit by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yep. The worst thing you can do about someone complaining about the direction the site is going is suggest to them that they type another URL. You'll get nothing but push back from 20 somethings olds that have been on Reddit since it launched. They lose their shit about how they're being 'censored' despite every other website still working.

      I'm sitting here watching Good Morning America & The Today Show and they're getting live Twitter feedback. You can't have wild card unsafe spaces view-able to the mainstream. "Twitter is censoring me!", "Stop using it", "BUT I CAN'T NOT USE TWITTER MAKE THEM STOP CENSORING ME".

      When Slashdot went down the tubes I found Reddit. Now that Slashdot is under new ownership and they seem to care about the 'core base' I'm back. I never got over the Fark redesign and new moderation. (They also tried to pander to the same crowd, getting rid of Foobies on the main page). There are thousands of forums, websites, IRC channels, etc out there. If you disagree with one there's no reason not to move on.

    8. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The KSP subreddit is absolutely horrible; a lesson in how NOT to apply one's mind to creative endeavors.

      Also 95% of them will simply redirect you to videos of their idol, the living demigod Scott Manley, to learn how to do anything and everything. Partly because they themselves cannot form complete sentences, but partly because that's just how creative people on Reddit are.

    9. Re: Reddit by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      There are conditions that must be met before someone can become a mod and being a mod in one subreddit does not make you a mod in any other. Anyone can create their own subreddit, and that pretty much makes them a mod and usually for anyone else to become a mod the subreddit creator must approve it, but if someone can demonstrate to the runners of Reddit that the creator is negligent they can wrest control from the original owner and can be repeated for whomever is running the subreddit at the moment. This post just covers basics and there may be more details that have been overlooked.

    10. Re: Reddit by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Is groupthink needed in /r/kerbalspaceprogram?

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    11. Re: Reddit by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Says the guy on slashdot....

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    12. Re:Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unrelated, but just let me say that you have a quite festive username today.

    13. Re:Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reddit is more like "this decade's Slashdot" which is to say a newer and more relevant version of this site we're on right now.

    14. Re: Reddit by KGIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > If you disagree with one there's no reason not to move on.

      I can do that. You can do that. They probably can't (easily) do that. They have a vested, emotional, interest in their "internet home." Me? I've been online, in one form or another, since the mid-1980s. I've seen communities come and go. I've left more sites than I can count. It's reached the point where I don't even bother to voice my displeasure, I just wander off and stop visiting entirely one day.

      I, and probably you, grew up when our site, or even the internet, were't ubiquitous things or even consistent things. How many forums have you seen come and go? How many have you, yourself, owned? Me? Dozens... Hell, if we want to count the BBS' then... Wow... (I was leet, baby - not just one but TWO 40 MB HDDs, backups AND a spare system.)

      I've got an address bar and I know how to use it. Them? They've set it as default and have spent eight hours a day there since they were 14. They've been molded by it and molded it in return. They have a sense of ownership. They have a sense of being.

      Really, it's a transient thing (this internet) so they're foolish for doing so but it's how it is - I'm pretty sure.

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    15. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as every subreddit has its own moderators, you are talking nonsense. You might as well say every Slashdot user thinks exactly the same - that is just as illogical. If you can't manage to make a point without talking a bunch of shit at people, don't complain that the problem lies with people not wanting to wade through your shit.

    16. Re: Reddit by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2

      I as well. I keep telling them to put on their big cisgendered they pronouned pants and venture out but it's scary.

      I still do hang out there. It's not terrible for some things but /r/technology never quite replaced slashdot. Arduino isn't that bad nor is 'askscience' or 'askhistorians' since they're closely watched. But actual discussion is a shit show echo chamber. Watching them try to game Slashdot's moderation (For the Brianna Wu 'AMA') was absolutely hilarious. "I don't understand, why can't I vote up stuff I like and downvote the stuff I don't like".

      Of course I'm still waiting with my popcorn popper for when it does hit the fan. If Digg made a bunch of internet refugees back in 2010 I can't imagine what Reddit is going to create in 201x.

    17. Re: Reddit by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Funny

      Full of whiners, you say.... bwuahahaha. Did you type all that with a straight face?

      Odds are he used fingers...

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    18. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the poster gives someone an advice that sounds plausible but will end up with the other person heavily injured, am I supposed to politely disagree and discuss the merits of the proposal in a gentle and non-disparaging way, as to not offend the sensitivities of the advice giver?

      There was an airsoft-related question. In particular, about necessary eyewear. And then there's the guy who says "anything plastic will suffice".

      That's a sure-fire recipe to lose an eye in airsoft. Am I supposed to politely disagree?

    19. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I was on Voat this time last year and it turned into FatPeopleHate the website once the summer bannings took place. It had potential, but it was soiled by the undesireables of other websites before it had a chance.

    20. Re: Reddit by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Just respond and give an example. I get 15 mod points all the time on slashdot, but I rarely use them because of situations exactly like this.

    21. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Squad has made some questionable decisions in the past, but pretty much anyone who tries to discuss it is brushed aside.

    22. Re: Reddit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've never actually posted there. There's a KGIII there but they're not me. I have no idea why they use the moniker or who they are but, I assure you, they are not me. They appear to like basketball. I did notice that. (I was curious. They're not the only "kgiii" out there but I've been using the username for 30+ years now.)

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    23. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Probably like the "masses" (okay, a dozen people that no one misses) that migrated over to SoiledLintNews after bitching about /.

    24. Re:Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reddit, also known as Bernie Sanders ~~p-r-o-p-a-g-a-n-d-a~~campaign headquarters.

    25. Re:Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you feel that the subs they deleted were necessary or useful, you should stay in your basement forever. Don't go out raping kids.

      There's still plenty of hate to be found on reddit.

    26. Re:Reddit by malditaenvidia · · Score: 1

      Are we so out of touch? No, it's the redditors who are wrong.

    27. Re: Reddit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, is this the five minute whine or the full half hour?

    28. Re: Reddit by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      "Really, it's a transient thing (this internet) so they're foolish for doing so but it's how it is - I'm pretty sure."

      The inevitable nature of human behaviour..

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  2. April fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The original wording will be back tomorrow.

    1. Re:April fools! by Iamthecheese · · Score: 0

      This isn't the kind of thing to fuck around with. Not that -- since their recent censorship spree -- Reddit has any credibility as a company anymore, but that would be like calling your friend from an important meeting because you had a car accident and need him right now, and then saying "April Fool". Some things are just too important.

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    2. Re:April fools! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      It was posted yesterday. March 31.

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    3. Re:April fools! by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I have friends who would do something like that. We've had an all-out war with April Fools in the past. Back when I was married (go way back to the early 1990s), my wife didn't mind and I was "on the run from the cops" for the three days leading up to it. It happily, and entirely by sheer luck, was timed with a man-hunt in the area.

      I was not on the run. I was not in any trouble at all. This was payback for the year prior when one of our group died. Their funeral was scheduled and even printed up on fliers and handed out by his grieving wife. A few of his family members played along.

      We're mostly grown up now but we did have a hell of an extended childhood and we've got the various scars, pictures, and burned bridges to prove it. Calling someone out of a meeting because they were in an accident would be considered tame by some of my friends and associates. Almost nothing is off-limits.

      Shit, my accountant is a little old lady who used to work for the State's taxation department. Even SHE has some April Foolishness in her. It being conveniently close to tax time, she's given me a fake print-out. The number was rather high - I do mean high. It took a few minutes before I realized what was going on. She nearly pissed herself with laughter. Ah yes... Accountant humor...

      At any rate, no... I don't have any important meetings to be called out of but I could still imagine ways for people to try that with me today. Except, today I'm kind of wise to it. If you called me today and said you had an accident then I'd say call the police and hang the phone up. If you told me your mom died in a parachute accident - and you had an announcement on the television, I'd call you a liar and not send flowers. If you told me my home burned down while I was away, I'd yawn and say I'll file the insurance papers when the authorities notify me.

      So, I'm not sure if you have shitty or good friends but no... My friends would HAPPILY get me called out of a meeting. It's even better of it they can get me to fly across the country, drive across the State, or end up in mild legal trouble.

      Hmm... Maybe I *do* have shitty friends, now that I think about it. But, they're what I've got and we have had some great times. We're all pretty old now, so we're pretty tame. I have only done one, just one, joke so far...

      "Wow, you look great this morning."
      "Really? That's so sweet!"
      "Ha, no... April Fools! I did make you breakfast, though."

      Yeah, she loves me. And we had morning nookie. Life *is* good.

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    4. Re:April fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm inclined to believe it's an April Fools joke, since it's difficult to believe Reddit would give one damn about warning their users about this kind of thing.

    5. Re: April fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is everything you just wrote, and especially the "nookie" part, just an April Fools' joke on those of us who read your comment?

    6. Re: April fools! by KGIII · · Score: 2

      Happily, no. Who doesn't like morning nookie? Morning nookie is awesome! Though, I admit, not everyone would enjoy the same group of friends and acquaintances as I. Some of us have been in contact with each other for nearly 50 years. We've tamed quite a bit but not entirely.

      I've had exactly zero April Fool's jokes played on me today - in the real world. I do not know if I should be grateful or disappointed. However, we absolutely, positively, certainly would get the other called out of a meeting as a prank. Oh, we'd laugh at that uproariously. We've had some elaborate, and creative, things in our lives but, like I said, we've tamed quite a bit.

      Time will do that.

      Hell, I've a buddy named Lance and if I saw Lance driving - anywhere and anytime (pretty much) then I'd turn around and follow Lance - who knew what was coming and would try to speed away. Oh, I'd follow Lance for as long as it took. When I got the chance, I'd run into his back bumper. (We were both driving shitty cars back then - think American, Dodge, K-car type stuff from the 1980s.) I'd happily ram him but not overly hard. He knew better than to hammer on the brakes 'cause I'd have run into him even faster.

      Then I'd wave and drive away.

      Why? Well, later that day, if anyone asked what I'd been up to, I'd say, "Oh, not much. I ran into Lance today."

      Yes, yes I did used to drink - a lot.

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  3. April 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Happy Beltaine for all the Wickers and Irish people.

    1. Re:April 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Beltane is May 1.

  4. It's April 1st by phishybongwaters · · Score: 0

    It's April 1st and this is slashdot. Fool me once, blah blah blah. i'm just removing the bookmark for this site for the next 24 hours.

    1. Re:It's April 1st by Zak3056 · · Score: 5, Informative

      FWIW, the date on TFA is yesterday.

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    2. Re:It's April 1st by RobinH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only thing I've seen so far is that the scores and user IDs are appearing in binary. Better than the flood of stupid april fools stories, in my opinion.

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    3. Re:It's April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, first thing in the morning got me as I'd forgotten what day it was. Though if all these tesla ones as well as this one are all actual pranks, then good on them, as they all seem very good trolls. The tesla ones get one group in a hissy, this one will get another, and I honestly can't tell if they're real or not.

    4. Re:It's April 1st by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Jeff Bezos' shop is offering the new Star Wars today on HD, if you need something else to do.

      Most reviews on Slashdot have been highly favorable!

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    5. Re:It's April 1st by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny

      Better than the flood of stupid april fools stories, in my opinion.

      Having been traumatized by the "OMG! Ponies" theme years ago, I always cringe when I first load Slashdot on April 1st, since I have no idea what to expect.

      Honestly, it might be one of my more productive days, because I've learned to stay the hell away from the interwebs due to the sheer amount of crap which happens. :-P

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    6. Re:It's April 1st by billybob2001 · · Score: 1

      Only thing I've seen so far is that the scores and user IDs are appearing in binary.

      I'm disappointed "scores" wan't translated to "10100s"

    7. Re:It's April 1st by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Seems sensible. Although, if this is an April fool, it's reddit doing so rather than slashdot. This has been mentioned on a bunch of other sites.

      My advice - assume the internet is a lie until tomorrow. Preferably the afternoon to deal with timezones.

    8. Re:It's April 1st by houghi · · Score: 1

      They missed to put the time in Unix time.

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    9. Re:It's April 1st by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Only thing I've seen so far is that the scores and user IDs are appearing in binary. Better than the flood of stupid april fools stories, in my opinion.

      Yes, and thank the FSM for that! Slashdot imitating The Onion for one day per year just meant that I lost one stream of potentially important news for the day.

      The timing of Reddit's warrant-canary dying is unfortunate (more than usual). It was reported today, at 4:00 am, not March 31.

      I would suggest the timing to be a conspired attempt to keep this out of the news-cycle, but that would be giving the NSA and FISA courts wa-a-a-a-a-ay too much credit for being clever. Or capable of such.

    10. Re:It's April 1st by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I gave Whipslash a suggestion but he didn't follow up on it. I was hoping he'd announce that Slashdot was transferring to Facebook and would use a forum there and then he'd spend all day posting the stories to Facebook and have this site redirect to there.

      I'm partially disappointed that he didn't do it. Gotta admit, it would have been very attention-getting.

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    11. Re: It's April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Important news
      Slashdot.org
      Nice one!

    12. Re:It's April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Tesla stories are real, one of the local TV stations was doing a story about people lined up to pay a deposit for one.

    13. Re:It's April 1st by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I kept reading about how Luke dies to Rhey, and the Empire finally wins.

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    14. Re: It's April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me fix that for you:

      (last week's) Important news
      Slashdot.org
      Nice one!

    15. Re:It's April 1st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh heh, love it! Maybe next year.

  5. Warrant canary by rmdingler · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The most troublesome facet of these surveillance requests is the shroud of secrecy the NSL operates under. No questions, no information releases..

    If you need to legitimately collect information, consider that behaving like the Stasi probably sends the wrong message.

    Folks are growing tired of the if you have nothing to hide ruse.

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    1. Re:Warrant canary by guises · · Score: 2

      The trouble with these canaries is that they disappear. The Reddit canary is now gone and all that this tells us is that they've been served a national security letter. So now what? It briefly inspires some discussion, but it can't do that a second time - it's gone. People will forget soon enough, there's no chance that Reddit's user base will stop using Reddit over this, and... that's it. Reddit can now be served with up to 999 national security letters (that's as specific as companies are allowed to get) with no one the wiser.

      I guess I'm just complaining here, the solution is the same as it has always been - we need to get rid of the national security letters - but maybe it's worth keeping in mind that the canaries are, at best, a stop-gap way to address this.

    2. Re:Warrant canary by rmdingler · · Score: 2
      Here's the Reddit thread.

      You're absolutely correct: the first time a recipient of a National Security Letter can reveal is technically within the allowable classification of 1-1000 NSL requests.

      This allowable action does give you a leg to stand on, legally, if the acronym people contest the warrant canary.

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    3. Re:Warrant canary by phishybongwaters · · Score: 1, Troll

      or you could not discuss illegal stuff on the fucking internet. That's always an option.

    4. Re:Warrant canary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How about it's unconstitutional, therefore illegal, to serve those NSLs.

      I'm shocked that no one has released them when they've been served. Somebody, somewhere should have sent one to @anonymous or something.

    5. Re:Warrant canary by Agent0013 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why can't they put a recurring canary out there. Each month, quarter, or year, whichever suits the timing best, the canary is put back in saying that you have not received a NSL in the last month (quarter, year, etc.). Once you get one you remove the current canary until you can put the new one in. It would be like the real canaries, I'm pretty sure if your canary died you would get another one for the next time you went down into the mine.

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    6. Re:Warrant canary by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      No they're not. Most normal folks don't really care. They already share their whole lives in "selfies" and post continually updates to their geo-tagged Tweetbookgram pages.

    7. Re:Warrant canary by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They just need to replace it with "In 2015 we received 1-1000" NSLs. So far in 2016, we have received zero." Drop it down to monthly resolution if needed.

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    8. Re:Warrant canary by guruevi · · Score: 1

      If I ever make a site/business public, I'd have it all automated so the feds are warned: all complaints and notices sent to my business legal addresses are automatically cc'ed to the relevant customers or all customers worldwide as well.

      All these companies can legally send relevant correspondence to their customers as well. There is no law that says you can't (corporations are people and the people have a first amendment) and the notice in these letters is like the copyright/privacy notices on bottoms of e-mail, totally irrelevant legally speaking. The problem is that all these companies are playing along with the NSA because they don't want to bite the hand that feeds.

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    9. Re:Warrant canary by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Nah, you can see a few of them (redacted, of course) on the 'net. I've seen a few of them pop up online - I'm pretty sure WikiLeaks has a couple of them. If you need me to, I'll go dig them up but Google works for you just as well as it does for me. Search for "released national security letter" or some such. I saw them when folks linked to them.

      There are a lot of misleading things said about an NSL. One of them is that an NSL can make them take all sorts of strange actions. No, an NSL is about information that you already have or would already be collecting. An NSL doesn't enable them to demand you put additional tracking into your site or software. It doesn't mean that you're to entice folks into certain behavior. It's "just" about collecting of existing data and data that would be created in the future.

      That should NOT be read to mean that I'm in support of it nor am I minimizing it. It's bad to do things like that in secret and no, I do not care that some bad people might be able to do bad things. That's a risk we take to live in a free society. Yes, I liken it to firearms. Bad shit happens. Oh well... That's the "problem" with free people. This shouldn't be done in secret. This shouldn't be done without meaningful oversight. There should be no such thing as secret courts nor secret letters. There shall be no law that does that infringing on speech thing. This absolutely tramples on that right.

      Bad shit happens to good people. Punish those who do wrong, not those who do not. Do not take away my liberties because of someone's cowardice. Speaking of which, I should put up one of these canary critters on a couple of sites. :/ I've been meaning to do so for a while now. Hmm... I need to come up with a fun and creative way to do it.

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    10. Re:Warrant canary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I ever make a site/business public, I'd have it all automated so the feds are warned: all complaints and notices sent to my business legal addresses are automatically cc'ed to the relevant customers or all customers worldwide as well.

      They would hand deliver that letter first class right into your bedroom, just after shooting your dog, breaking your door in and breaking your face in while you lie tasered on the floor at 4 in the morning.

    11. Re:Warrant canary by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Very clever.

      These people are apparently quite frightening, though, as evidenced by the reditor's reluctance to comment further in the thread.

      One thing the reditor would say is that they were dancing on a thin line with the warrant canary, as it was.

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    12. Re:Warrant canary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Folks are growing tired of the if you have nothing to hide ruse"

      Exactly. And, having been the target of covert surveillance and Zersetzung tactics, I can tell you that the USA lost the Cold War, we've become the enemy we so hated. In the communist regime if you spoke out it was known they would target dissenters, have them committed as "crazy", sent to reeducation camps, or the Gulag. However, it was less known that they would also covertly target dissenters and ruin their lives in secret via spreading rumors, sabotaging vehicles and appliances, mild poisoning and drugging, gaslighting, etc. If you told anyone about the harssment they would think you were just crazy -- Who would break into your house just to move a piece of furniture? The Stasi, and their extensive network of "unofficial collaborators". In the west it's known as "gangstalking", but there is a massive disinformation campaign to associate anyone talking about western practice of Zersetzung seem "crazy".

      In the "free speech" countries rather than tell you not to speak against the party line, they encourage people to voice their dissent openly. The better to target you for covert silencing of dissent. Your alternator gets fried, repeatedly, electrical devices and light bulbs stop working at oddly coincidental times, things go missing and then reappear in your home. Piles of dirt are found at your front door, the window of your car is broken by "vandals" and various other pranks occur at such a high frequency that you know its not just bad luck -- if you're self aware enough to notice. Others are targeted and never know the reason the doctors' expensive tests (which drain your wallet) can't determine what sort of strange malady their cursed with. If you do become aware of the covert harassment then they ramp it up. Some will have a network of "unofficial collaborators" / informants possibly including work colleagues, friends, neighbors, or family, who have been told terrible lies about the victim of harassment. Some people participate in the covert harassment because it's "cool", others because they already hated the victim, still some others because "putting them away would be the for the best." The more extreme cases face harassment with directed energy weapons. (PDF, declassified report via FOIA request detailing SOME of the effects of "non lethal" directed energy weapons used by the USA government).

      Personally, I would prefer the Stasi method, where at least you know what not to say and must consciously make the effort to put yourself on the radar. The illusion of free speech is dangerous. I wish I hadn't believed so strongly in the USA -- or at least was made aware at a younger age that the government didn't give a damn about its constitution. C'est la vie. Live and learn. You don't think you have anything to hide, because you don't realize that your government doesn't uphold the same constitutional ideals as you likely do, and thus what you have to hide is, in fact, your patriotism.

    13. Re:Warrant canary by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Something like this on the home page would work:

      https://www.google.com/search?...

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  6. Reddit is rotten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Reddit is also more restricted than the users might expect. You can, for example, post certain comments about censorship and automated comment removal only to find out that they will never appear to other users and only your user can see them.

    1. Re:Reddit is rotten by Thanshin · · Score: 2

      Frosty Piss

      I could swear there was a text in the previous post when I clicked reply. Something about restricting Reddit. But now it's changed to "Frosty Piss".

    2. Re:Reddit is rotten by mrbester · · Score: 1

      It's called a shadowban. Unless you view the thread whilst not logged in (or on a different user) you can't tell.

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    3. Re:Reddit is rotten by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I don't even HAVE a Reddit account but even I know about this:
      http://nullprogram.com/am-i-sh...

      In fact, it is in my favorites (for some reason?). No, I have no idea why that is. I don't recall putting it in my favorites but I started typing shadowbanned and that appeared in my address bar - I was just gonna go find it again for you guys.

      I've never even posted to Reddit, in my life. There is, technically, a KGIII there. I looked. They're into basketball. They also write like a normal person. No, I have no idea who they really are. There's a few people out there who use the moniker and they are people who are not me. I've had one person (maybe two - I'm not positive if the second was intentional) actually try to impersonate me.

      Alas, they don't write as poorly as I do. They even claimed to live in Maine but they got the area wrong. They had a PayPal link up for a while, for one or another thing, and the username inside of that was a female name. I have no idea... They weren't someone I know in real life - I don't think. Ah well, that was ages ago and I digress...

      At any rate, if anyone's curious if they're shadow-banned then the above URL will help you figure that out. It checks to see if your posts show at Reddit. It also checks Voat.

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  7. You'll know the government is serious by MikeRT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When we get a President who tells them to stop spying on the American people and prosecute every Saudi state proselytizer for sedition. 2/3 of the threat of terrorism could be stopped by heavily building up the Border Patrol and Coast Guard and ordering the FBI to unleash Hell on every Wahhabi and Salafist preacher in the US. Lock up the preachers for preaching terrorism and jihad. Use asset forfeiture to seize the state funds coming from the royal family.

    But then again, we are at war with ISIS despite the fact that our own "allies" are funding it and transferring American weapons to it. I am at times tempted to vote for Trump simply because he's the only guy who's enough of an asshole to gently pull the Saudi king's ear close to him and whisper "I cannot be responsible if the CIA puts a 0.50 round in your head if the funds to ISIS don't dry up."

    1. Re: You'll know the government is serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We may have created IS but we are not funding it. Arresting everyone in the world who has a religion we don't agree with is a terrible plan. Try thinking through your viewpoints.

    2. Re:You'll know the government is serious by Alomex · · Score: 2

      LMFTFY

      Trump simply because he's the only guy who's enough of an asshole to gently pull the Saudi king's ear close to him and whisper "I have penthouses for sale in the new Dubai Trump tower, and it's going to be YUGE. Do I write you down for two units?"

    3. Re: You'll know the government is serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA created ISIS to disrupt and disintegrate Syria and Iraq and forcibly drive its population away, so their territories can be occupied, to create what is depicted on the 10 agorot coin. Which is a vast "promised" empire for that "self-chosen nation" that would span from the rivers of Nile to the Tiger and Euphrates.

      The tribulational milleniarist religious fanatics who run the USA hope such an achievement will bring on the End of this world, as Satan must rise to crush such a vast empire of the self-chosen nation. That leads to WW3, which then forces the archangel Michael to beat the Satan and voila, instant Judgement Day! Of course the milleniarists hope to be eternally rewarded as best christians for causing the death of billions of people.

    4. Re:You'll know the government is serious by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      But then again, we are at war with ISIS despite the fact that our own "allies" are funding it and transferring American weapons to it. I am at times tempted to vote for Trump simply because he's the only guy who's enough of an asshole to gently pull the Saudi king's ear close to him and whisper "I cannot be responsible if the CIA puts a 0.50 round in your head if the funds to ISIS don't dry up."

      So....you are actually advocating for US intelligence organizations to undertake covert military action on US soil? Of all the times I can think of in recent memory where a government has done this I can't remember it working out too well for the citizens of that country.

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    5. Re:You'll know the government is serious by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      If I understand him correctly, what he's saying is that the only way to avoid the war on terrorism from turning this country into a totalitarian state is to pre-emptively turn our country into a totalitarian state by electing a despot.

      You can't fault his logic. Checkmate liberals!

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    6. Re:You'll know the government is serious by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1
      Well Bush did says:

      I’ve Abandoned Free Market Principles To Save The Free Market System

      So it seems perfectly reasonable. /sarcasm

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    7. Re:You'll know the government is serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I understand him correctly he is about implementing a modern Third Reich, with the socialism replaced with facism and where we replace targeted the targeted people, instead of jews, gays, and brown people, we target muslims, gays, and brown people.

    8. Re: You'll know the government is serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read better. He's talking about the Saudi government funding them, not the American one.

      But then again, we are at war with ISIS despite the fact that our own "allies" are funding it and transferring American weapons to it.

      Allies is in scare quotes because nothing about their behaviour is consistent with being an ally.

    9. Re: You'll know the government is serious by guruevi · · Score: 1

      We (the west) is funding it through our dependence on oil which goes to the ISIS-funding countries. We have in the past funded ISIS/Al-Qaeda directly and we also weaponized Iraq (which most people trained there became ISIS fighter pretty much as soon as the US pulled out).

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    10. Re:You'll know the government is serious by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Um, you do understand that Europe is still at *war* with Russia, right? (Whaddya think the oil dump is about?) We're just helping out a friend. If there is a failure, it is one of containment. Some of the rats escaped from the lab.

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    11. Re:You'll know the government is serious by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Wife's friend is writing a quilt book

      There, I gave her Quilting blog a hit.

  8. So, there's a TERRORIST on Reddit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whodathunk!

  9. The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Reddit isn't the only place that's an "over-moderated propaganda safe space". All of the major and minor discussion sites with public moderation systems are like that now. Hacker News, Stack Overflow, and even Slashdot to some extent exhibit this problem. That's because the problem isn't with the sites, it's with the thin-skinned hipsters and Millennials who abuse the moderation systems on those sites. As more hipster and Millennial types have started using these sites, the moderation abuse has ramped up, resulting in what we're faced with now. The type of moderation system doesn't even matter. If there's some way of censoring other users, then hipsters and Millennials will find a way to severely abuse it to suppress any and all discussion they disagree with.

    1. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reddit isn't the only place that's an "over-moderated propaganda safe space". All of the major and minor discussion sites with public moderation systems are like that now. Hacker News, Stack Overflow, and even Slashdot to some extent exhibit this problem. That's because the problem isn't with the sites, it's with the thin-skinned hipsters and Millennials who abuse the moderation systems on those sites. As more hipster and Millennial types have started using these sites, the moderation abuse has ramped up, resulting in what we're faced with now. The type of moderation system doesn't even matter. If there's some way of censoring other users, then hipsters and Millennials will find a way to severely abuse it to suppress any and all discussion they disagree with.

      Damn big bad millenials, using a democratic system to express their will! Every sufficiently large group of people is going to develop an orthodoxy and a heterodox "halo" around that orthodoxy that defines the limit of acceptable thought. Is that at times crappy and stifling? Sure. But if you think it's just Millenials that do that, you're an idiot. If you never noticed it before, you probably were just part of the orthodoxy.

    2. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      then hipsters and Millennials will find a way to severely abuse it to suppress any and all discussion they disagree with.

      Implying they are the problem rather than the preceding generation which bubble wrapped their little preciouses while they were growing up?

    3. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 1

      then hipsters and Millennials will find a way to severely abuse it to suppress any and all discussion they disagree with.

      Implying they are the problem rather than the preceding generation which bubble wrapped their little preciouses while they were growing up?

      What generation would that be?
      I assume you're talking about the Boomers...
      ...definitely not the Xers.

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    4. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Continuing to be a jerk while a grown up is your problem, not your parents problem.

    5. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderating is not a democratic action. A core tenet of democracy is free expression and free participation for all. Moderating is, obviously, the reduction or elimination of free expression and free participation, and thus contrary to democracy.

      Just because a voting-like action performed by a large mass of people is involved it does not mean that it's democracy. An obvious example of this are the sham elections we see in many third-world dictatorships, where the incumbent receives 99% or more of the vote. Free participation in such "elections" is limited or nonexistent, as is free expression. They are distinctly undemocratic, even if to an ignorant observer they appear to be democratic.

    6. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is the typical Millenial response -- "it's not my fault", "it's my parents", or blame society, or Baby Boomers.

      The hallmark of Millenial thinking is that they are far removed from responsibility, just as you implied here.

      I'm guessing you are therefore a twenty-something pothead who blames his mom and dad for his failures. Way to go, chump.

    7. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both the Millennial generation and the Baby Boomer generation have been severely problematic. Both have fucked up everything they've been involved with. We can't blame just one of them, because both are deserving of blame.

      The Internet, for example, was developed by those of the Greatest Generation and the Silent Generation. They provided us a platform with immense potential.

      Then the Boomers came along, and retarded its growth through their various walled-"garden" service providers of the 1980s and early 1990s.

      Thankfully, Generation X came along and developed the World Wide Web, which freed us from the shackles that the Baby Boomers had imposed.

      Things were looking really good for about 15 years. The Web saw tremendous growth, and the global circulation of new and existing ideas was immense.

      Then the Millennials came in around 2005, and it has been all downhill since then. They've brought back the walled-"garden" concept of the Boomers, but imposed it on the Web. Censorship runs rampant, and open and free discussion is actively suppressed.

      Do you see the pattern? Baby Boomers and Millennials destroy everything they get involved with, while other generations consistently create magnificent things on a global scale.

    8. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by bigfinger76 · · Score: 1

      What does population size have to do with it?
      And if you're tying to imply that Gen-X'ers don't bubble-wrap their kids, you're wrong. As a Gen-X'er, I have noticed a sharp contrast with how we were raised (by Boomers), which could be a style best described as 'free-range', and how members of my generation now raises their kids. I don't like what I see, and I doubt I would 'succeed' as a modern parent.

    9. Re:The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by lucien86 · · Score: 1

      Ah yes I see the problem. Someone went and left the brainwashing setting on high again. Poor hipsters never stood a chance...

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    10. Re: The problem is with hipsters/Millennials. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the big bad millennials abusing a democratic system to suppress minority rights to voice disparaging opinions.

  10. Re:Legality by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, I'm sure that Reddit and other users like Apple have terrible lawyers, and we should all take the advice of a semi-anonymous stranger on Slashdot.

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  11. Re:Legality by silentcoder · · Score: 1

    Your whole argument falls appart if they never pre-emptively said anything. The text was there. Now it's not. If they don't say anything about it and never have - then it hasn't "told" anybody anything, if people draw implications from it, that's THEIR responsibility - not reddits.

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  12. Re:Legality by Iamthecheese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Until there's a legal challenge to a warrant canary it does mean something. It's not a matter of deleting something but of failing to publish. That's an important difference. The government can't yet compel a person or company to actively tell a lie. The legal foundation (IMO unconstitutional but that's a whole new rant) for these gag orders does not include language that could allow the government to compel such a thing.

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  13. Re: Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The govt can't force you to say something. It's a constitution hack.

  14. Re:Legality by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    Its cute that using a warrant canary makes people think that it gets them out of legal obligations, but it really doesn't.

    When you pre-emotively tell people 'if we delete this, it means we got something we can't tell you about', when you delete it ... its effectively telling them right, we all know thats what it means, right?

    Try to argue in court against a judge that you didn't tell people about the secret order, go ahead, lets see how that works out for you.

    It blows me away that people think something like a warrant canary is clever enough to get around the people enforcing the requirement not to tell anyone.

    Do you think the school yard bully gives a shit when you tell him you didn't do anything and didn't make fun of him while all the kids are laughing at hime cause you made fun of him? You guys are really out of touch with reality of you think this 'warrant canary' thing is to be trusted. Honestly, its not naive, its all the way to stupid.

    Wouldn't it depend on the order's wording? "You must not tell anyone" vs "You must not communicate by any means" could make the difference here.

    Granted this technical 'out' would probably only work once, if it worked at all.

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  15. Re:Legality by McGregorMortis · · Score: 1

    It's yet another question of what constitutes "speech". The courts have interpreted all sorts of things to be protected "speech". Even things that had nothing at all to do with tongues and larynxes.

    Usually, folks around here applaud the courts when they decide that, for example, source code is speech. Will we still be applauding when they decide that pressing "Delete" is speech?

  16. I guess it's time by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to go back to Usenet?

    1. Re:I guess it's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Words cannot describe how happy this would make me!

    2. Re:I guess it's time by antdude · · Score: 1

      Yes, please. It's dying! :(

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  17. Re:Legality by Zocalo · · Score: 1

    I think it's also predicated on the belief that the law cannot compel you to commit an act that itself could end up with you being taken to court. For instance, in the case of an affirmative assertion like "We have not been the subject of an NSL", continuing to make the statement would turn it into slander or libel, depending on the means of delivery.

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  18. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't think anyone said "if we delete this", instead they just remove "we didn't receive a secret order" it is just implicit that if it is no longer there they might have/probably did

    are you arguing that you can violate a gag order by not commenting on whether or not you got one?

  19. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Legality? You wanna talk "legality"? Here's "legality" for you...

    National Security Letters (NSLs), are issued only by the FBI (not by a judge in any court), and ARE NOT LEGAL as such, further, in FACT, they are UNCONSTITUTIONAL violating both the fourth and the first. "Legally" you can post them to any public billboard, REFUSE to do anything they say, and generally WIPE YOUR ASS with them and hand them back to the FBI for fun.

    Unfortunately, you are all SHEEP and do whatever people tell you to do.
    Instead of, you know, bothering to learn a little about the law of the land and about your rights.
    And then fighting stupid shit like NSLs.
    Quit giving your rights away.
    Dumbfucks.

  20. Re:Legality by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    A notification is a notification, regardless of how you dress it up.

  21. The very existance of ... by MitchDev · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... these "national security letters" is garbage and is a prime example how far into a totalitarian state america has fallen...

    1. Re:The very existance of ... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      ... these "national security letters" is garbage and is a prime example how far into a totalitarian state america has fallen...

      The 'Totalitarian' term is a bit strong to be used (just yet).
      'Overly authoritarian' is inadequate, though.
      It is technically still a 'semi-socialized representative republic', but that is slipping away.
      It's slipping closer to 'fascism', but is not there just yet.

      Any sociologists want to chime in on the most appropriate term for current-day USA?

    2. Re:The very existance of ... by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      "ridiculous clusterfuck"?

    3. Re:The very existance of ... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      If you don't pull the weeds out, your garden will become overwhelmed.

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    4. Re:The very existance of ... by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      "ridiculous clusterfuck"?

      Amen, brother.

      A ridiculosity-clusterfuckosity

      Or Ubu Roi (rah!)

    5. Re:The very existance of ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fascism all right, we've just been trained to dismiss conspiracy theories even when they have supporting evidence. Even Godwin's Law is part of the problem as we get closer and closer.

  22. Re:Legality by jargonburn · · Score: 1

    No; It's the difference between gagging you to prevent you from releasing sensitive information and forcing you to explicitly state an untruth.
    I let you figure out which is which. Consider also the phrase "No comment" in response to certain pointed kinds of questions.

  23. Re:Legality by The+Raven · · Score: 2

    Except that this is not the first warrant canary to be deployed successfully, and we have yet to have anyone prosecuted for it.

    If you have a counter case, by all means, enlighten us.

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  24. There is an alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just start watching each other. Make reports of your co-workers, neighbors, even closest friends. It worked in the Soviet Union, why can't for you?

  25. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A notification is a notification, regardless of how you dress it up.

    The world isn't that autistic.

  26. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think it's also predicated on the belief that the law cannot compel you to commit an act that itself could end up with you being taken to court. For instance, in the case of an affirmative assertion like "We have not been the subject of an NSL", continuing to make the statement would turn it into slander or libel, depending on the means of delivery.

    No, it wouldn't, in any way imaginable. Who would be getting defamed? How would the statement be considered defamatory? It'd be fraudulent, but there's no way that it would ever have anything to do with slander or libel.

  27. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what information have they transmitted? Only that:

    1) Some sort of agency made some sort of request that merited the removal of the canary

    2) They didn't receive a request, but they think they might, so they've removed it preemptively.

    3) Their lawyers decided having a canary was a risk, so they removed it

    4) They decided to remove the canary as an April fools joke

    At best, you can say it's either #1 or #4 because they didn't explain themselves. But the point is, your lack of imagination doesn't mean that they've broken the law.

  28. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, NSL wipes its @ss with you.

    Welcome to Soviet Russia comrade.

  29. Court Status of NSLs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In 2013, NSLs were found unconstitutional by a Federal Court. In 2015 a Federal Court of Appeals told that court to reconsider its opinion in light of changes to the USA Freedom Act. Anyone know the current status of that case and/or the enforceability state of NSLs at this time?

    1. Re:Court Status of NSLs? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I would be more curious what the penalty is for outright disclosing a NSL? It seems that at worst it would be contempt of court but then I don't actually know the law.

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    2. Re:Court Status of NSLs? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      If It's really "contempt of court" then I'd love someone to point at exactly which court we're talking about, since the whole point of NSLs is to deny due process by not having a court.

      I don't deny that the government would try to fuck someone up, but surely they'd call it something else.

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    3. Re:Court Status of NSLs? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Hence my wondering. If there aren't any specific punishments or specific charges in the law then it seem like the worst that would happen would being cited for contempt of court but there would have to have notice of it and then a hearing which is exactly what NSLs are trying to avoid.

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    4. Re:Court Status of NSLs? by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

      I looks like they would be charged with violating US Code Title 18, 2709 (C)(1)(a). The obvious defense is that the text on that page is not compatible with the first amendment to the constitution, and therefore isn't really the law. So obvious, in fact, that we can assume that someone has ... aha, Here we go. Looks like it .. is ...verr .. ry .. slow .. ly .. going .. through .. the .. sys .. tem.

  30. Re:Legality by sjames · · Score: 1

    Technically, the government could pursue a case that the canary's disappearance constitutes telling constructively. They won't because ot's doubtful that the gag order is Constitutional in the first place, so if they challenge they might lose it entirely.

    Let's check the empirical data. Number of people prosecuted for taking down a warrant canary: 0.

  31. Re:Legality by nine-times · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you pre-emotively tell people 'if we delete this, it means we got something we can't tell you about', when you delete it ... its effectively telling them right, we all know thats what it means, right?

    That doesn't mean that a lawyer can't argue it. You can say, "Sure, you're not technically telling them outright, but you're telling them..." but sometimes law is all about those little technicalities.

    Exactly how is the message posted? In what context? Like maybe if you put the word "safe" on your websites front page and say, "I'm going to change this to unsafe if we get a warrant!" and then you change it to "unsafe", then maybe that's not legal because it's on your front page, it's clearly serving no other purpose than being a canary, and you're making an addition by adding "un-" to the word. However, what if it just disappears instead of being changed to "unsafe"? What if you don't explicitly tell people that it's a canary? What if it's not directly on the front page, but it's part of a monthly privacy report that you generate, and every month you say, "We haven't received warrants from the government," and then one month you just leave that part out?

    Do these changes make a difference? I don't know, but law is all about these kinds of technicalities, and sometimes a very small change puts you on the other side of the law.

  32. Re:Legality by PPH · · Score: 2

    Try to argue in court against a judge

    No problem. Let's just enter that NSL into evidence and see exactly what it does or does not say we are allowed to do. Eventually, the FBI/NSA/whoever is going to run up against a company with deep enough pockets. And that company will find it worth it's while to screw with them for a while. And maybe even make them look like a bunch of fools in front of a judge.

    Keep in mind that this entire NSL garbage is a maneuver to bypass judicial oversight and the search warrant system. So I imagine there are a lot of judges that are just aching to get these TLAs into court and rake them over the coals.

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  33. Re: Legality by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure that's what Apple was fighting.

    A court order that said they had to say something (in software).

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  34. Re:Legality by fonos · · Score: 1

    The legal reasoning is that the government can't compel you to lie. If one disagrees with this notion, I believe that the concept of perjury should go out the window.

  35. We're not at war with ISIS... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    We're at war with the low profit margins of defense companies. Eternal war and being the world's policeman benefits nobody else but the makers of military equipment and providers of military services.

    Or did you think the F-35 was actually supposed to work one day?

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    1. Re:We're not at war with ISIS... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      being the world's policeman benefits nobody

      Oh, I don't know. It has kept Europe and Japan at peace for 70 years. That is something they never had in their entire histories.

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    2. Re:We're not at war with ISIS... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Interesting assumption. We don't have an alternate history for comparison. Regardless, even if this is true, it doesn't really change the facts for the USA. The permanent war economy, taking 19 percent of the federal budget each year, is the third largest entitlement program in the USA, and the largest military budget in the world. Remove a third of that money and we still spend more than twice as much as China. Personally, I'd like to have the same kind of social programs that Europe can afford because the existence of NATO means they don't have to pour money into their military sectors.

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    3. Re:We're not at war with ISIS... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Game of Empires, what can I say? Orwell's map is as correct as it gets.

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  36. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that goes back to the example from information theory, if you agree to call you mom if everything is ok, then not calling transfers the information that you might not be not ok and you should be paying the phone company for transferring that information

  37. Re:Legality by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative

    A notification is a notification, regardless of how you dress it up.

    This fails the hierarchy. The government cannot (legally yet) compel false speech on the part of a person or corporation.

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  38. Re:Legality by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Try to argue in court against a judge that you didn't tell people about the secret order, go ahead, lets see how that works out for you.

    I'm sure the EFF, and possibly the ACLU would be delighted to take up this challenge. Because, it's an important legal point. Can you be obligated to lie? There really isn't a lot of legal precedent for people being legally forced to do so.

  39. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you some retard Trumpfer? This doesn't hurt government they got the information they wanted, the warrant canary is gone. Any future requests will not be revealed and the company simply informed that they are cooperating with the secret above the law government. Welcome to the police state of united cowards and trumpfers.

  40. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry. I can neither confirm nor deny that any agency or agencies have made it impossible to confirm or deny something that they or some other agency might have done, refused to do, forced me to do or say, or forbidden me to do or say.

  41. If I wanted to undermine canaries... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    If I wanted to undermine canaries, I would find popular sites and NSL them for NSL's sake. I don't even have to have a real target user. Just use a NSL to kill the canary. Then later (a month from now, a year from now .. whenever the need arises), I can NSL again for whoever I'm really investigating.

    Indeed, if I had that power, it would be irresponsible of me to not do it.

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    1. Re:If I wanted to undermine canaries... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I am wondering if a "dead man's toggle" would work for this situation?

      Say you post to your blog once a week. You get an NSA letter that "gags" you so you don't post anything that week.

      You are not informing anyone, you are just not posting anything for that week. Then, the next week you post again. By this method, one could gather a list of weeks that the system was failed open and thereby determine those weeks that letters were received.

      Though, it would be simple enough to change the verbiage of the letter to read something like: "Through no action or inaction may you reveal the receipt of this message" but it would still be matter of the NSA compelling one to post something to their blog, which may not be legal.

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  42. Re:Legality by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    when you delete it

    That's not how warrant canaries work. They would be useless if they did.

    You post a new warrant canary periodically. If you stop posting, people know you have been hit with a warrant. Legally it is very difficult for government agencies to force you to keep posting warrant canaries.

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  43. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it wouldn't, in any way imaginable. Who would be getting defamed? How would the statement be considered defamatory? It'd be fraudulent, but there's no way that it would ever have anything to do with slander or libel.

    Correct. Under Sarbanes-Oxley, if a publicly-traded corporation knowingly makes a false statement like that in a public filing, it could even be a felony on the part of the directors to sign off on such a filing. One law (SarbOx) requires that the statement be removed when executives know it to be false. Another law (presumably in some secret court where the judge is paid to prioritize the secret laws regarding NSLs over the other laws on the books) would ideally - but may not actually legally require that the false statement not be removed.

    It would be an interesting case, and that's why warrant canaries have never been tested in court.

  44. Re: Legality by guruevi · · Score: 1

    The government also can't force you not to say something. You still have first amendment rights. You can talk about your NSL letter at the bar, to a journalist etc. The only reason people can't say something is when they have themselves bound by a business-type contract and then you just have to wonder what type of contract they have with the government/three-letter-agencies.

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  45. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government can force you to not speak. They can't force your company to say a specific thing, especially a specific thing that isn't true inside a legal document. The canary method of informing users is as legal as it gets.

  46. They can add a new one by kimvette · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They could add a new one "Reddit has not received any reequests from these government agencies since MONTH DD, YYYY: CIA, NSA, TSA (etc). We are not allowed to comment on whether or not we have received any such requests from the FBI however we can tell you we have not received any requests for information from them between Month, DD, YYYY and now."

    Or they should just say fuck it, exercise freedom of the press as it is an inalienable right reinforced by the first amendment and announce that there was an inquiry received, because we do not live under an oppressive regime.

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    1. Re:They can add a new one by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You'd have to leave out the word "since" because that's fairly explicit in acknowledging that it has happened in the past on a specific date. Instead, you'd have to do a date range - "Reddit has not received any requests from these government agencies in Q2 2016" or next year " "Reddit has not received any requests from these government agencies in 2017..."

  47. Re:Legality by omnichad · · Score: 1

    To prosecute someone for it, you'd have to acknowledge the NSL yourself. And why would they do that?

  48. Date by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    They are truly idiotic for releasing this on April first, if they want people to take them seriously.

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  49. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, they do it all the time. The whole thing about a gag order is that its entire purpose is to keep you from communicating a fact. If you set it up so that some code or action communicates that fact, even the conscious decision to not do something you normally do, then you violate it. It is the same idea behind my calling my spouse every night at 9 PM to let him or her know I'm OK when I travel. By not making such a call, I am communicating that I am not OK and you would have to be batty to not admit such and the assumption people would take is automatically the worst case.

  50. Reddit is also censoring posts by iONiUM · · Score: 0, Troll

    Reddit has also been censoring posts lately by removing them from various subreddits without explanation. Typically these are posts which go against it's leftist liberal views. One of the biggest examples was the Cologne sexual assaults, which were continuously removed over a 3-day period until finally being permitted. A more recent example can be seen here: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/4ctuew/found_this_on_rwtf/

    This post refers to another post which contained a video showing a black woman assaulting a white man because he has dread locks. This post was immediately removed from /r/videos, /r/politics, and /r/wtf with no reason given several times (posted by several users). The removed post can be still be found here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4cswsg/white_guys_cant_have_dreadlocks/

    The worst part is you can't even link to the removed post on reddit, as it will automatically be removed as well. It appears this was easily circumvented by using a shortlink, however.

    1. Re:Reddit is also censoring posts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To read deleted reddit comments: https://uneddit.com/

  51. Re:Legality by KGIII · · Score: 1

    It is not always true but it is often true that you can tell a great deal about the person by their grasp of their native language.

    Note: It is not always true, like I said. Sometimes they're brilliant but, in my experience, that is a rarity. Sometimes the opposite is true.

    However, I'd not suggest taking legal advice from someone who lacks a basic grasp of the language. Language is ESSENTIAL to legal scholars and those who practice law. They are very attentive, not just to what they say but to how they say it -- with obvious variations in skill levels and aptitude. I think it's reasonable to conclude that they're not actually the legal expert they claim to be.

    Note: That doesn't mean they're necessarily wrong. Even a blind dog finds a bone once in a while.

    They could be right but it would appear that this is entirely untested. Thus, their speculation that it is illegal is (as far as I know) bogus. There's no precedent set to support their claim and the de facto stance is legal unless otherwise ruled or, if you'd prefer, the presumption of innocence. It may very well be ruled illegal in the future but, as of now, it's perfectly legal and will remain so until someone decides it is illegal. I humbly submit that that someone will not, in fact, be a random Slashdot poster.

    I am not a lawyer but I know a lot of lawyers and have spent a great deal of time geeking out on the law. I even make it a point to go and observe the courts (even when I don't need to be there) and have defended myself (while retaining council) successfully on multiple occasions. Not only am I not a lawyer, I'm specifically not your lawyer. Consult a qualified legal assistant prior to deleting your favorite warrant canary.

    Were I a more malicious person, I'd find my way into sites like Reddit and delete their warrant canary when I got there. What are they gonna do, put it back and claim it wasn't done by them? Fortunately, I'm not a malicious person and I've not broken into any computer (without permission) in a very long time.

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  52. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes they can, next time read up on abortion "disclosure" laws, as the most obvious example.

  53. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But is an absence of notification itself a notification?

  54. Re:Legality by KGIII · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, you are all SHEEP and do whatever people tell you to do.
    Instead of, you know, bothering to learn a little about the law of the land and about your rights.
    And then fighting stupid shit like NSLs.
    Quit giving your rights away.
    Dumbfucks.

    Bold words. Bold words, more often than not, come from those who are not threatened nor have anything directly at stake.

    So, tell me Mr. AC, how many NSLs have you declared illegal, wiped your ass with, and handed back to the FBI? 'Cause I'm betting that number is a number that is less than one.

    And that's okay... We all think we're tough and will do the right thing when faced with adversity. Really, you won't. You don't. You haven't.

    But, it's fun to talk big on the 'net, 'cause on the internet nobody knows you're a dog. However, your bold and noble speech means naught when we all know you'll cower, quivering and near tears, when/if you get such a letter. Me? I'd like to think I'd do the right thing. I'd like to think that I'd do the appropriate thing and tell anyone/everyone while refusing to comply. I've never been in that situation, thankfully.

    There's not a whole lot they can do to me so maybe I'd do the right thing. Who knows? Probably not. I'm quite skeptical that you'd do the right thing - having no history of your actions on which to base it. Then again, I'm inclined to also believe you probably don't have anything for which they'd serve an NSL.

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  55. Re:Legality by Zocalo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my bad; not enough coffee. You're quite correct - it would be a fraudulent statement; I had the wrong "type" of lie.

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  56. Re:Legality by Whorhay · · Score: 1

    It has already happened. The EFF is currently working with 2 such cases I believe. They actually made it to the 9th circuit appeals court and weresent back down to be reconsidered in terms of the "USA Freedom Act" which made superficial changes to the NSL code.

    https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/...

  57. Something too hide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently the FBI and NSA have plenty to hide, if they invoke the adage then they would have the most fingers pointed at them

  58. Re:Legality by Tolkienite · · Score: 1

    The thing about NSLs is that USGovernment is the least interested in having them challenged in an -actual- court (not FISA). NSLs are made to sound super scary, and they actually work that way. It will be interesting when someone stands up to them clearly and unequivocally (FBI v Apple started to ring a bell, but FBI backed out).
    So it's very doubtful that the gov't will try to go after someone for erasing a canary, since that will take them in a road that they very much want to avoid.

  59. Re:Fuck Reddit by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    What makes the assclowns "liberal" if they demand conformity and group think?

    Its more of a moderate circle jerk.

  60. NSAmabinladen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the warrant canary on this site is the word slashvertisment: gotcha.

  61. Warrant Canary encoding reductio ad absurdum by rpresser · · Score: 1

    Suppose Reddit set up a whole suite of warrant canary warning pages:
    "Reddit has not received any NSL requests during January 2016 for people with a last name beginning in A."
    "Reddit has not received any NSL requests during January 2016 for people with a last name beginning in B."
    "Reddit has not received any NSL requests during January 2016 for people with a last name beginning in C." ...
    "Reddit has not received any NSL requests during December 2016 for people with a last name beginning in X."
    "Reddit has not received any NSL requests during December 2016 for people with a last name beginning in Y."
    "Reddit has not received any NSL requests during December 2016 for people with a last name beginning in Z."

    Then when they get an NSL request they delete one line.

    Extending this to more dates and more letters of the name is left as an exercise.

    1. Re:Warrant Canary encoding reductio ad absurdum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd expect the request to be something like all posts from a particular IP address, or all the IP addresses of people posting on /r/trees. If they could specify the person, place or thing to be searched they'd have gotten a warrant.

  62. Re:Legality by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Have those laws survived court challenge?

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  63. Re:Legality by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

    A gag order does not compel you to speak and lie that you don't have one.

    So far, every case that I know of that went to courts where the law compelled private speech, was ultimately found unconstitutional per the First Amendment.

  64. Re:Legality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The legal reasoning is that the government can't compel you to lie. If one disagrees with this notion, I believe that the concept of perjury should go out the window.

    And that legal reasoning is dubious at best, when they certainly have the will, the methods, and the means to compel you to say anything but the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

  65. Re:Legality by geckoFeet · · Score: 1

    Actually, the government can compel you to lie. This is a government written script (quoting from memory, so maybe not 100%):

    "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters in this area, in voluntarily cooperation with the Federal Communications Commission..."

    As long as the EBS was active, broadcasters were required to read this script, but their cooperation was not voluntary. The tests were required, you had to log when you did them and keep the log for a couple of years. The government required every broadcaster in the country to lie.

  66. Re:Legality by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

    The thing about NSLs is that USGovernment is the least interested in having them challenged in an -actual- court (not FISA). NSLs are made to sound super scary, and they actually work that way. It will be interesting when someone stands up to them clearly and unequivocally (FBI v Apple started to ring a bell, but FBI backed out).

    So it's very doubtful that the gov't will try to go after someone for erasing a canary, since that will take them in a road that they very much want to avoid.

    You should read more history.

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  67. Re:Legality by Tolkienite · · Score: 1

    I really should. Would honestly thank you if you pointed me to cases where the USGov't has actively gone after someone for deleting a canary, or done anything other than sealing cases made against NSLs. (other than the Calyx case). Thank you.