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Man Builds 'Scarlett Johansson' Robot From Scratch (mirror.co.uk)

An anonymous reader writes: 42-year-old product and graphic designer Ricky Ma has spent more than $50,000 building a replica Scarlett Johansson robot from scratch. The robot, named Mark 1, responds to a set of programmed verbal commands spoken into a microphone and has moving facial expressions. Ricky said, "When I was a child, I liked robots. Why? Because I liked watching animation. All children loved it. There were Transformers, cartoons about robots fighting each other and games about robots. After I grew up, I wanted to make one. But during this process, a lot of people would say things like, 'Are you stupid? This takes a lot of money. Do you even know how to do it? It's really hard.'" Ricky has dressed Mark 1 in a crop top and grey skirt. A 3D-printed skeleton lies beneath Mark 1's silicone skin, covering its mechanical and electronic interior.

158 comments

  1. This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...is creepy as fuck.

    1. Re:This... by whipslash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd bet quite a few Slashdotters wouldn't mind having this robot

    2. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      While probably true, I bet the robot still has more personality than SJ.

      pointy knees

    3. Re:This... by zenlessyank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nope. Just you. ;)

    4. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is one of the reasons they need robots for companionship.

    5. Re:This... by Ixtl · · Score: 1

      Sure, who wouldn't want a horrifying automaton of their favorite film star to haunt their nightmares?

    6. Re:This... by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think the designer has crossed over from the Uncanny Valley to the top of Restraining Order Mountain.

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    7. Re:This... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      No, we all want a Cherry 2000: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      The most creepy/bizarre part of the movie is the "Hokie Pokie" scene . . .

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    8. Re:This... by beatle11 · · Score: 1

      I agree 110%. I wonder if she even knew about it.

    9. Re: This... by Diamon · · Score: 1

      I was hoping for April Fools

    10. Re:This... by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      I vaguely remember this film, but the creepiest part to me is that it was set in 2017.

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    11. Re: This... by koomba · · Score: 0

      Lol no kidding. He might be talented, but making look like her is sooo creepy. He had to know how creepy it would seem when he showed this to people. The fact that it's modeled after her will probably overshadow any positive attention that he might have received in regards to his skill. That decision took it from possibly a sweet job offer to possibly that restraining order. This guy must have zero social intelligence, wouldn't surprise me if he's an aspie.

    12. Re:This... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      So its set after Trump wins the election?

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    13. Re: This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be right about the Jesuits. I've always suspected them to be soulless machines.

    14. Re:This... by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      That's a nice 6 digit UID you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it :-)

    15. Re: This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should have named it Scary Johannson.

    16. Re: This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you might also have zero social intelligence, because otherwise you wouldn't have written your comment the way that you did. I don't particularly like aspies, for various reasons (mainly because I'm a very social person, and I feel uncomfortable when other people are uncomfortable), but pretending to be, or actually being a social justice warrior is one of the most annoying things ever. You sound like the sort of person that would accuse someone else of being "racist" if they said something that disagreed with your personal viewpoints.

    17. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, as long as we're talking improbable dystopian future societies...

    18. Re:This... by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      I'm not scared.

    19. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first one I would want. Yes, it looks like her, but as women age, this robot will stay the same.

    20. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's less real than the uncanny valley. It needs to go further before it becomes awful.

      He had to know how creepy it would seem when he showed this to people.

      It doesn't seem creepy to me at all.

      The fact that millions of people fap to Scarlett Johansson every night is very creepy. These "#1 sexiest woman" articles are creepy. I have no idea what that's like for her, but assume she must have some way of dealing with it. Given a way to deal with it, it doesn't obliterate every other fact of life: there are still ways to self-actualize, and everyone knows that succeeding in the business involves a lot of luck and that there are lots of pretty girls in LA trying to make it, lots of them prettier than she is. If I were her, maybe that's how I'd start to deal with it, but it doesn't feel like enough so I hope successful actors have other ways of pushing this creepy fact away.

      That femminists assume, without even debating it, that they have some entitlement to control male masturbation is hugely creepy. If men assumed the same about women it would be deep into fuckbot-fantasy territory.

      In general lots of touching-yourself things are creepy, but they're private, so whatever. Ruminating on their creepyness makes them creepier. Just get a girlfriend and get obsessed with her and let it all blow away---who cares. That there's also a couple robots floating around doesn't make this whole thing incrementally more creepy, for anyone, IMHO.

      Now, if Johansson wrote to him and asked to meet him, posed for sexy photos with the robot, congratulated him on his good work and said he had pleased her immensely, told him to make more robots, and herself invested in his company, that would be creepy.

      If I went into other people's houses, and found SJ blow-up dolls openly on display in coat closets, that would be more creepy than status quo. I found the giant Anna K posters everyone had in college a bit creepy. yes, I jerked off to annak, too, but I wouldn't talk about it except anonymously, and I don't want to bond with other men about it nor throw it in women's faces.

    21. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The uncanny valley problem is easy to solve
      raise all the men since birth seeing only robot dolls and they would not notice, the problem would be what they will think as adults if they encounter a real woman

    22. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be the point of a restraining order? The guy is building a robot in her likeness because he knows full well that he'll never be within a hundred miles of this actress.

    23. Re:This... by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      Wait, are we talking Trump or Hillary winning here?

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    24. Re: This... by vandamme · · Score: 1

      I know a few Jebbies, and they're all smarter than hell, and fun guys besides.

      I don't know Pope Frank personally, but from the stories bout him, he seems he'd make a nice neighbor even with his bad English.

    25. Re:This... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Naa, it would have to be Natalie Portman, naked and petrified covered in grits to interest your average /. patron.

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    26. Re:This... by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, does it matter? They are both awful candidates.

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    27. Re: This... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      That decision took it from possibly a sweet job offer to possibly that restraining order.

      I'm still trying to work out what grounds there might be for a restraining order. From whom against whom? Who is being harmed here? What "intellectual property" is being violated?

      This is essentially a somewhat animated sculpture. So, if a restraining order were granted, then the next step would be, for an example, for the Estate of John Wayne to be sueing every kindergarten child (and their teachers and school boards, who probably have more assets to rip off) who draws a picture of "the wild west" including someone with a characteristic wide-legged stance.

      [Gets popcorn] This is going to be entertaining.

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    28. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be anyone you want-- just stick a different face and wig on it. Anyone remember Maskatron?

      Build in the ability for the body to reshape its outer skin and you've got babe-of-the week. I'm waiting for the Jessica Alba skin. Yum!

  2. The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What we're all asking...

    1. Re:The Real Question by flghtmstr1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does it run Linux?

    2. Re: The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I want a beowulf cluster of them!

    3. Re: The Real Question by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 0

      ...and petrified, while covered in hot grits.

    4. Re:The Real Question by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does it run Linux?

      The real question is does it run systemd.

    5. Re: The Real Question by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Wrong actress!

    6. Re: The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Meh, that's just a head swap away.

      Natalie-bot: "I love you more than the moon, the stars, the [POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND]"

    7. Re:The Real Question by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Does it run Linux?

      Most, yes, except the pussy runs Windows: that makes it more like an actual wife.

    8. Re: The Real Question by Pezbian · · Score: 1

      Petrified? I thought that was a Userfriendly comic meme?

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    9. Re:The Real Question by Alumoi · · Score: 1

      Of course not!
      Windows 10 with Tay the chatbot interface.

    10. Re:The Real Question by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 0

      The real question is does it run systemd.

      Bah... the real question is "can I get a beowulf cluster of these?"

    11. Re:The Real Question by tlambert · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does it run Linux?

      The real question is does it run systemd.

      The motion is quite jerky, it has an unexpectedly high latency, and it has bad English.

      So I would tentatively say "yes".

    12. Re: The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more like BSD to me

    13. Re: The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you must be a certified blue-haired tumblr SJW to write like that.

    14. Re:The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The real question is does it run systemd.

      Fuck systemd. Literally.

    15. Re:The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      finally! a way for us to have angry sex with systemd.

    16. Re:The Real Question by maroberts · · Score: 1

      The motion is quite jerky, it has an unexpectedly high latency, and it has bad English.

      So I would tentatively say "yes".

      Windows it is then

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    17. Re:The Real Question by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Yep. Everyone's wondering: What happened to the Marilyn Monroe and Lucy Liu prototypes?

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  3. The best part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's exactly as expressionless and personality-free as the real thing!

  4. How many times has he fucked it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Was it any good?

  5. It's 2016 and this is the best there is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want a Scarlett sex bot that's indistinguishable from the real one! Give it to me now!!!

    1. Re:It's 2016 and this is the best there is? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      You post is much funnier when read in Arnold Swartzenegger's voice.

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    2. Re:It's 2016 and this is the best there is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I vant a Scarlett sex baht zat is in-distinquish-able from ze real one! Give it to me nao!

      NAO

  6. Which one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a replica Scarlett Johansson robot ...

    I'd order the 'Ghost world' (2001) version of Ms Johansson. When robot girlfriends become a reality, not only will men choose celebrity lookalikes (see 'Futurama', 'I, dated a robot'.), but teen-aged celebrities.

    1. Re:Which one by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      I'd order the 'Ghost world' (2001) version of Ms Johansson. When robot girlfriends become a reality, not only will men choose celebrity lookalikes (see 'Futurama', 'I, dated a robot'.), but teen-aged celebrities.

      I prefer the slightly more grown up Scarlett:

      http://esq.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/...

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    2. Re:Which one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a couple of upgrades and you could have an Amy Adams.

    3. Re:Which one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, just disable the RBF (resting bitch-face) mode.

  7. Is it, uh.... by khelms · · Score: 1

    "anatomically correct"?

    1. Re:Is it, uh.... by r1348 · · Score: 2

      Yes, down to the teeth.

    2. Re: Is it, uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope to god there aren't teeth down there :(

    3. Re: Is it, uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vagina dentata!

    4. Re:Is it, uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it has two dicks, like your mother.

    5. Re: Is it, uh.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Anomalocaris Nataliea Portmus

    6. Re:Is it, uh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the dildo is not included.

    7. Re: Is it, uh.... by Hawks · · Score: 1

      That would be the Jess Weixler doll. Guess there is a new use for G-Strings, dental floss.

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    8. Re: Is it, uh.... by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

      What the fuck did I just read?

  8. "Scratch" is not the term i would have used. by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    don't want any STD references, please.

  9. Androgenous nomenclature by billybob2001 · · Score: 1

    The robot, named Mark 1

    Isn't Mark a male name?

    1. Re:Androgenous nomenclature by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [named Mark 1] Isn't Mark a male name?

      Maybe that's what "she" did to his back

    2. Re:Androgenous nomenclature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, skid mark to the back.

    3. Re:Androgenous nomenclature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scar Joe

  10. What I'm talking 'bout by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now THIS is news for nerds.

    I don't want to read the article, because it might be something lame, but I like to think I live in a universe where there is such a thing as a Scarlett Johansson robot. Does anyone know if they're selling them yet? Asking for a friend.

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    1. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Sorry. You will have to step away from the cyborg. They don't like wood.

    2. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by narcc · · Score: 1

      You can safely read the article. It is indeed a robot that looks like Scarlett Johansson. It can move its arms, grab things, make a range of awkward facial expressions, etc. You won't be disappointed.

      Well, when I say it looks like her, I'm just guessing. I'm not very familiar with the actress. The article does provide a photo for comparison, and the robot looks a bit better. (With some exceptions, of course. Those hands are the stuff of nightmares.) It's possible that Mr. Ma used a younger version of her for reference.

    3. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      grab things

      I'm in.

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    4. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You might want to practice with a hot-dog first.

    5. Re: What I'm talking 'bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The are selling the New Wife model.

      Works great on first boot but crashes during sex with HEADACHE error messages

    6. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A robot Scarlett Johansson is... Scarlett Johansson.

      She looks like a blow-up doll and can't act.

    7. Re: What I'm talking 'bout by meadow · · Score: 1

      You guys are laughing but wait until someone comes out with The Stud Mark I with a thingie that is indistinguishable from a real one. And it won't have a beer gut, forget to shave, and take showers.

    8. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      You might wanna RTFA before putting your deposit down. This thing is extremely creepy.

      Also, if it ever did go on sale, it would probably be sued into oblivion for copyright infringement on Johansson's image. The first "your sex doll looks too much like me" lawsuit is going to be interesting.

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    9. Re: What I'm talking 'bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would that bother us? The female version will always be a half step ahead in terms of development, so no jealousy here.

      If we can have our robotic Becky, why can't women have their robotic Biff?

    10. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not copyright, more like trademark. Personality rights torts are handled more like libel cases, though.

    11. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can see, there is nothing creepy about the robot. It's just a run-off-the-mill Scarlett Johansson bot. I'm sure she would like to have one, too.

    12. Re: What I'm talking 'bout by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, it's cliche to make jokes sex robots and about men being losers and pigs, but in reality, women have been buying disembodied robotic penises for over a hundred years.

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    13. Re: What I'm talking 'bout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until it starts paying the bills, it won't a full replacement.

    14. Re: What I'm talking 'bout by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Does the Scarlett model come with, ummm, that thing you said? A friend wants to know.

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    15. Re:What I'm talking 'bout by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Right of publicity, to have exclusive rights to sell your name and image off for products, but this cannot stop, say, unauthorized biographies and other articles and stories.

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  11. It's something by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    This scratch stuff is pretty versatile. Food, interesting objects, and now pretty women.

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  12. an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not me man.. I prefer a real live woman. pretty soon I'm going to bed with my wife. that's a heck of a lot better than an automated suckbot

    1. Re: an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How soon? I just want to make sure I am out of your bed before you get in

  13. Binary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love the binary scores and user id's. Special for April 1?

    1. Re:Binary by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Cornflower blue.

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  14. Re:an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

    Have you actually tried both?

  15. what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequences by shoor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...of sexbots when they become uh significantly functional?

    Will there be a Darwininan selection process where only people who really want children will have them, so eventually everybody wants to have children and is a competent family man/woman?

    Will women be relieved that all the jerks have gone off with their sexbots and aren't bothering them anymore?

    How many of men and boys that start out wanting a sexbot will grow out of it and learn to appreciate the real thing and how many will be permanently spoiled and never be able to adjust to the give and take of a relationship with another real human?

    How many older men, who have had relationships with women, even relatively successful ones, will just decide it ain't worth the work anymore and go for a sexbot?

    How many women will want sexbots?

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  16. from scratch by tehlinux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there a kit?! I'm asking for a friend...

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    1. Re:from scratch by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      No, but there is probably a kitty.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  17. Re:from scratch [Kit?] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Are they customizable? I'll order 3 of these.

  18. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ectogenesis, artificial wombs is expected to be here in twenty years.

  19. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by mark-t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Assuming that one day. they can create robots that are indistinguishable from human beings with regards to outward appearance, to tactile sensation, and with respect to how they would interact with people, I expect that the ultimate consequence of robots that can effectively function as complete companions, including as a romantic partner, would be that the only people that would seek romantic relationships with other real people are those that want to procreate.

    Oh, and to answer your last question, probably most of them.

  20. A Small World Disney ride anyone? by WarlockD · · Score: 1

    All I thought, when I saw the video, is the old ride "Its a Small World" Like those 40 year old animatronics that sing and try to open that damn prison. Don't get me wrong, its amazing he did this at all, especially for the budget. I am sure now that he knows what he is doing he could do it even at half the cost or less. While, at-least for me, its on the low end of the Uncanny valley, it just feels/sounds/looks so robotic for me to consider it even real.

    Still, the 3D print of the rib-cage and pelvis was cool, even if that itself felt creepy:P

    1. Re:A Small World Disney ride anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it just feels/sounds/looks so robotic for me to consider it even real.

      a robot that feels / sounds / looks robotic. who would have thought.

  21. Re:from scratch [Kit?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one way to get people to sign up to Obamacare

  22. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it is, greater options/concealable birth control for men will probably be the most disruptive, finally separating sex from procreation across the board, which will really be unprecedented. The sexes will be on fairly equal footing I believe for the first time in history. No idea of how that plays out.

    As far as sex robots, etc. it is just the continued automation of labor. As more societies are moving towards a post-feminism model, I don't think it changes much as those places continue to adjust social norms. As it is, a growing percentage of men are opting out of relationships without sexbots, so I don't see any significant changes to what is already in play.

    Those societies will ultimately succumb to those who will outbreed them, so in the grand scheme, it doesn't matter anyway.

  23. Bitch-eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure you could build one without the bitch-eyes...unless you are into that kind of thing.

  24. I'd tap that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ANYTHING that looks remotely like Scarlett Johansson...

  25. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    We'll worry about that when there is a bona fide robot that feels and acts exactly like a women.

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  26. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    ... minus all the bitchy parts that people usually make jokes about.

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  27. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will women be relieved that all the jerks have gone off with their sexbots and aren't bothering them anymore?

    Women will no doubt complain about it as they already are with the preemptive attempts at banning the technology. But the irony is that sex bots will only be eliminating the males they never wanted to begin with. The homely and awkward will finally have respite and women will never have to be bothered by these "creeps" again, whereas the alpha male types will stick to real women, and continue to be the kind of men that all the women are already competing for.

  28. This man is in serious need of a real girlfriend by khz6955 · · Score: 1

    'You know, I've been searching for someone
    Who can share that special love with me
    And your eyes have that glow
    '

    Computer Love...Zapp & Roger

  29. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be so certain about "alpha males".

    There is a certain novelty factor that goes with sexbots, especially when they are capable of sensations no women could ever hope of performing. Same with females- imagine a perfect fit contoured exactly to your anatomy. Dildos outsell fleshlights by a large factor.

    Anyway, social acceptability will be the stumbling block, but I could easily see prominent men keeping female acquaintances socially, but otherwise indulging in sexbots in private.

    Women have a different set of social expectations of men that will be harder to satisfy with what is essentially a high tech dildo.

  30. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many older men, who have had relationships with women, even relatively successful ones, will just decide it ain't worth the work anymore and go for a sexbot?

    Count me in.
    Posting anonymously because... well obviously.

  31. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Alumoi · · Score: 1

    What? Bitch and moan about everything? Act like hurricanes (come wild and wet and leave with your house and car)?

  32. Re:an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    No need, comparing real people and sex bots is comparing apples and oranges.

    Real relationships are about more than just sex. Even when engaged in sex, it's about more than the mechanical aspect. When you touch your partner and they shiver with pleasure it's a very different feeling to when you touch them and they pretend to shiver with pleasure because they think that's what you want, or because the robot was programmed to. In other words, it's about forming a connection with another sentient being that feels the same way you do.

    So while sex bots can cater to certain needs, sure, but not all of them. It won't be until robots become good enough to accompany us in everyday life and hold a natural conversation that we see people really replacing human partners with them out of choice.

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  33. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ha ha it's funny because women, eh? Amirite fellas? Fellas?

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  34. FAKE! by Mats+Svensson · · Score: 1

    If you wish to make an Scarlett Johansson robot from scratch, you must first invent the universe. And i don't think he did.

  35. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will women be relieved that all the jerks have gone off with their sexbots and aren't bothering them anymore?

    Yes, but that's not the problem. Women need sex too, which is satisfied by a nearly equal quantity of men looking for sex. Sex will be more difficult to obtain if men choose sexbots instead. In the 1820s and again in the 1920s, warfare had depleted the quantity of men so women became more promiscuous. Will demand for sexbots plateau as more men get sex, or will women resort to sexbots too? If men resort to sexbots but women don't; what happens then?

  36. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will there be a Darwininan selection process where only people who really want children will have them, so eventually everybody wants to have children and is a competent family man/woman?

    One can't really call it Darwinian because the actual Darwinian selection process has already NOT chosen that all people will want to have children. It's simply counter to the cycle of feast/famine that everyone should have kids. Honestly, the whole developed country == negative population growth stems precisely from this because while there's now plenty of money (feast) the economic structure discourages use of that money for children because they're entirely an economic drain.

    Will women be relieved that all the jerks have gone off with their sexbots and aren't bothering them anymore?

    Unlikely because women (not all all, but lots) seek out jerks (btw, men do the same with women). I'd assume it's a combination of low self-esteem coupled with a desire to please another person. Well, jerks are hard to satisfy in that regard, so it's sort of a challenge to do it. So, perhaps subconsciously it's about trying to better oneself.

    How many of men and boys that start out wanting a sexbot will grow out of it and learn to appreciate the real thing and how many will be permanently spoiled and never be able to adjust to the give and take of a relationship with another real human?

    See now and porn. See the past and not porn (be it prostitutes, masturbation to imagery in ones head, or merely masturbation alone). Clearly it's not like there hasn't been a long history of quasi-substitutes for men/boys. The fact is that sexbots are unlikely to ever be considered socially acceptable and it's obviously a lot harder to hide a sexbot, so even if they could be built cheap, I don't see sexbots ever being a big thing that people own. Now, if you want to discuss sexbots replacing prostitution....

    How many older men, who have had relationships with women, even relatively successful ones, will just decide it ain't worth the work anymore and go for a sexbot?

    See above and divorce. Or having a mistress (old or younger). Or visiting a prostitute. I don't see this shifting things much.

    How many women will want sexbots?

    Plenty, but again see above. Hell, plenty of women don't have dildos because they're hard to explain, but a penis substitute? Those are like everywhere. :)

  37. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will women be relieved that all the jerks have gone off with their sexbots and aren't bothering them anymore?

    If you get a kick out of being a jerk then a sexbot won't do it for you.

  38. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many women will want sexbots?

    Considering the huge market for vibrators, I'd say a lot want them right now and already have them.

  39. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure it sounds like the sky is falling, Chicken Little, but before we start worrying about sexbots, shouldn't we also worry about homosexuals and people on the downlow before we worry about sexbots, for all of the reasons that you listed?

  40. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Until some point in the 20th century, prostitution was widely tolerated. Brothels operated more or less openly, and even if they were illegal, widespread corruption allowed them to operate anyway. I don't think there was much in terms of unintended consequences for the nature of human relationships.

    Sex bots I don't think would change all that much, although it would be interesting to see how the forces of moral purity would challenge their commercial implementation. Would they try to ban sex bot brothels?

    I'd wager that the women gaining political rights and economic abilities equal (or nearly equal for nitpickers) is largely what eliminated the accepted levels of prostitution that used to exist. Women with economic and political rights gained the upper hand in terms of sexual power and forced men to negotiate more and give women more sexual control.

    Women largely operate as a sexual cartel and seek to eliminate competitors who don't adhere to the cartel's pricing requirements. Sex for pay weakens the bargaining position of women generally by requiring a higher level of compliance with women's interests. When men can obtain sex for money relatively easily, women lose some of their bargaining power.

  41. Are you a pleasure model? by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

    Weak! Lame!

  42. The hardist bit was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hardest part to model was her vagina. You can't imagine how much effort it took for her not to notice he was making a cast of her shape, like they do for Real Doll(tm)

  43. Which script? by sremick · · Score: 2

    So which of the 50 or so domains trying to run scripts on this page actually need to be whitelisted to just play the video?

    1. Re:Which script? by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Amazonaws.com, brightcove.com & brightcove.net

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  44. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Will there be a Darwininan selection process where only people who really want children will have them, so eventually everybody wants to have children and is a competent family man/woman?

    Between a welfare system so you don't need to have children support you, contraception, morning-after pill and legalized abortion doesn't the vast majority already choose to have children? It's not like you need sex bots to have sex without reproduction, it might cut down on one night stands and prostitution but those rarely lead to children anyway. It doesn't make them good parents, in fact our medical and social system is likely to make sure all of them survive to adulthood almost no matter what. What most parents want are someone to love and be loved by, whether they're capable and competent is often not much of a factor at all. And what they think and reality over the next 18 years will be different.

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  45. Ultimate creepiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holy god that sent shivers down my spine. Here is the creepiest dude on the planet, besides the one building an underage sex robot

    1. Re:Ultimate creepiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what, on second thought, good for him. If you don't want sex with a human I guess this is the next best thing. Slow golf clap, man, slow golf clap.

  46. Re:an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's just a matter of degree, how convincing can you make them?

    They have to be realistic enough to get out of the unclammy valley. Forget the Turing Test, can they pass the Dr. Ruth Test?

  47. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say it, but having suffered a lot of rejection when I was in my twenties, having a good amount of sex in my thirties (quantity not quality), two unsuccessful marriages with bitter divorces, and now being "in demand" among middle-aged golddiggers, I get more satisfaction these days from telling women "no" than from saying "yes."

  48. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > How many women will want sexbots?

    That's much easier than this project.

    Just stick a dildo and a Brad Pitt mask on an ATM.

  49. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's funny because it's fucking true. You blind fuck.

  50. Dear Slashdot friends by AbRASiON · · Score: 2

    I really recommend you go to google images and type in the following 3 words.
    ancilla tilia scarlett

    You will not be disappointed.

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot friends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that was 5 minutes well spent. Now what?

  51. Re: an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    AmiMojo, we all know you have a robot penis in your bedside table, so get off your high horse.

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  52. Re: what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequen by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    God how I can relate to this....

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  53. IP? by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    If S.J. lawyers-up, this guy's toast...

    1. Re:IP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? He's not selling these. He's not using her name.

      This is really an artwork, an animated sculpture.

  54. Re: an automated love doll ? dude has issues! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    I prefer the left hand Suzuki method.

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  55. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    Well, if we get to the point were half of the men are either gay, or prefer a sexbot for a companion, bigamy is going to become the norm. If society has a 2:1 ratio of women to men wanting to be with actual women, that's just what's going to happen. In that instance a man knows that he'd better remain worthy of a wife (or two), or his woman will just walk off and get hooked up with another man; because in some sense no good man will ever be unavailable. Thereby getting him stuck with just sexbots for the rest of his life.

    Once bigamy becomes common enough, and everyone will have been born into a bigamous relationship, it'll be even more acceptable to just leave an abusive man and find a good one. Women who have a good man will realize that they shouldn't prevent others of the sisterhood to enjoy the happiness they're enjoying, just because they got to the nice man first.

    Women have had sexbots for the history of humanity; they're the other half of the species.

  56. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Women largely operate as a sexual cartel and seek to eliminate competitors who don't adhere to the cartel's pricing requirements. Sex for pay weakens the bargaining position of women generally by requiring a higher level of compliance with women's interests. When men can obtain sex for money relatively easily, women lose some of their bargaining power.

    not this again.

    I agree with all of it except the word "largely." Nerds are obsessed with the market aspects of dating. It is in all the PUA stuff, too, "demonstration of higher value" and using 0 - 10 ratings to choose among the strategy cookbook for approaching the Target. I think that it makes a seductive kind of conscious sense while you are single to think this way, but once you aren't, it doesn't make sense at all, so it was never really correct. Also, if you search your feelings honestly, or look around at what's actually working well between men and women, I think you'll find it's very untrue, and not aspirational: the more these capitalist metaphors leak into the early phases of dating, the worse off all us men and women are.

  57. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wait until a hacker load the bitch virus into your female robot friend
    it could be worse, she (it?) could catch the beartrap ramsonware worm and demand that it wont release your bits until you pay the ramson

  58. Not all creepiness is created equal by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    You know what seems creepy to me? The preoccupation many people have with worrying about what other people find personally appealing.

    Guy likes his robot. So what?

    My personal concerns are what I like and what any partner of mine likes.

    Here are the metrics for my concerns with others in this area: Informed consent. That's it. That's all of it. Do issues of informed consent come up with a non-conscious robot? No. Not at all. Ergo, it's only a matter of interest in the sense of here's something in the personal behavior spectrum someone else is interested in... and then considering whether I would be interested in such a thing, or not.

    There may be (probably is) a legal issue with Johansson's likeness; I wouldn't consider such an issue valid in terms of "should there be a law", but I would not be the least bit surprised if this was something he ended up having to deal with, because legal systems such as ours and the UK's, quite unlike other people's personal and consensual activities, is inherently creepy.

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  59. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Sex bots I don't think would change all that much, although it would be interesting to see how the forces of moral purity would challenge their commercial implementation. Would they try to ban sex bot brothels?

    A "sex bot brothel" that did not also offer human or conscious robotic services would be a matter of the customers making personal choices for themselves.

    Would people interfere with such personal choices? Consider the current circumstances:

    o Laws against various types of consensual sexual acts are widespread ("sodomy laws")
    o Texas has laws specifically against sex toys
    o Laws against gambling are widespread
    o Laws against drug use are widespread
    o Laws based on pathological definitions of "informed" are widespread

    So I think it is clear that laws against "brothels" that utilize non-conscious robotics as sexual tools are extremely likely.

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  60. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please propose an alternate theory that better fits the facts. "Searching your feelings" is not good science.

  61. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by swb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think most of it isn't aspirational or conscious at all, I think it's mostly evolutionary biology behaviors that border on instinctual. I don't think women get together and strategize on the best way to obtain the benefits of male relationships with minimal sexual compliance, nor do I think men (effectively, anyway) strategize on how to obtain sex from women with the smallest amount of effort.

    I think evolutionary biology, though, has ingrained sexual behaviors into cultures and maybe even as instinct into people to match desired outcomes with sexuality. For women this means stable mates who will contribute materially to raising offspring, and for men this means women who are sexually compliant and monogamous to produce offspring that are their genetic progeny.

    I think the economic model of a cartel is an interesting way to look at the social organization of sexual activity. Women act in surprisingly uniform ways as a group towards various aspects of sexuality that suggest a cartel. Women tend to be very critical of other women who are promiscuous, for example, much like a cartel does when one of its members violates the pricing rules. Prostitution is just a form of promiscuity that is profitable for both parties. Older women frown on older men with younger women, as it threatens the artificial valuations the cartel wants to impose -- the older woman is an inferior product (appearance, ability to successfully bear healthy children, etc) whose pricing normal market mechanisms would discount, however the cartel always wants to impose its own pricing mechanisms, seeking uniform pricing levels regardless of the product quality.

    It's also interesting how economic externalities, like job equality and legal equality, influence the cartel pricing arrangements. The cartel itself is somewhat under attack, as its own members now question their pricing model. They still have a product on offer, but they don't know how to value the exchange they receive for it. Some value it low -- women with good job prospects may engage in sex more freely, as they no longer value the material stability of a marriage partner. Some eschew the value completely, disengaging from male sexual relationships. This chaos in the market is somewhat evident from reading publications oriented towards women, and the hand-wringing over sexuality, men, even lesbianism as an alternative lifestyle.

    On the latter topic, I'm kind of amazed at the number of stories I've heard lately of acquaintances who have been married and even had children who end up divorced because their wife "discovered" they were lesbians in their late 30s or 40s. This kind of "discovery" would have been unheard of a century ago, and I think more closely reflects the kind of disruption in gender and sexual identity as women leave their childbearing years and no longer have the maternal instinct for childbearing. While some of these women may actually have been social prisoners of a culturally imposed sexual identity, I think its difficult to believe that ALL of them were. I think a more compelling explanation is that these women more likely had no compelling economic interest in their husbands and when combined with a naturally declining libido as they entered the sunset of their childbearing years and are actually making a much more conscious lifestyle choice that simply abandons men as a desirable partner.

  62. Re:I almost forgot, questions about couples by shoor · · Score: 1

    How many couples will want to stay together but have his and her sexbots on the side?
    How many couples will want one sexbot on the side for threesomes?

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  63. Dongles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a serious lack of dongle jokes in this area.

  64. If you like that by phorm · · Score: 1

    You'd probably get a real hoot out of the article linked from this story (which I'm assuming may be NSFW)

  65. Because, women? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Now lets all sit back and watch some commercials about how men are stupid and inept instead, because apparently that's perfect fine, right-o?

    1. Re:Because, women? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      because apparently that's perfect fine

      Ah I see, now you get to the stage of randomly accusing me of saying stuff I never said, as if that somehow makes my original point invalid. Firstly, that's a nice simple logical fallacy. Secondly, when did I ever say that was fine?

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    2. Re:Because, women? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Not you specifically, just the double-standard of the world at large.

  66. Germany by phorm · · Score: 1

    In many countries (Germany, for example) registered brothels are still legal. Those who work there pay taxes and undergo regular health examinations.

  67. Re:what'll be the unintended/unexpected consequenc by Whorhay · · Score: 1

    "Will women be relieved that all the jerks have gone off with their sexbots and aren't bothering them anymore?"

    This brings to mind the saying "Everything is about sex, except sex, that's about power." I've probably got that wrong but it's how I remember it going.

    I think in many cases men who are jerks to women, seemingly only in it to get laid, are behaving that way to feel power over someone else. If it were only about getting their rocks off they'd utilize other more expedient methods to save money, time, and drama. So while anatomically functional robots might reduce this problem I don't think it'd be a large change.

  68. They're all waiting for the Natalie Port, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the hot_grits upgrade.

  69. Multiple versions of the story by Nunya666 · · Score: 1

    I heard about this guy and his robot on the radio today, but their version was slightly different. The radio version said the guy was just trying to make a "female robot" and that it "just happens" to resemble Scarlett Johansson.