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North Korea Launches Missile From Submarine (cnn.com)

schwit1 shares breaking news from CNN: North Korea has fired what is believed to be a submarine-launched ballistic missile off the east coast of the Korean peninsula, the South Korean Joint Chiefs of Staff said Saturday. The missile was fired at 6:30 p.m. local time (5:30 a.m. ET), South Korean officials said, and appears to have flown for about 30 km (about 19 miles) -- well short of the 300 km (roughly 186 miles) that would be considered a successful test... Pyongyang carried out its fourth nuclear test in January. It said it succeeded in miniaturizing nuclear warheads to fit on medium-range ballistic missiles -- which U.S. intelligence analysts say is probably true.

112 comments

  1. Response by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need a dramatic and overwhelming response NOW to this aggression. Lets send some students to protest!

    1. Re:Response by gtall · · Score: 1

      Nah, send John Kerry to talk at them, they'll never forgive us.

    2. Re: Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No half measures. It's time for the nuclear option. I say we ship Paris Hilton over there.

    3. Re:Response by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Nah, send John Kerry to talk at them, they'll never forgive us.

      Don't dis John Kerry . . . he has been conspicuously absent from the mud-slinging Presidential shindig . . . which means that he will probably be Hillary's choice for a running mate.

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    4. Re:Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will change my Facebook AND Twitter avatar image. Just tell me what it should be, Dear Leader!

    5. Re: Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it one of those poops with the smiley face.

    6. Re:Response by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not obviously incompetent enough.

      Every VP sense Quayle has been there mostly as an assassination deterrent.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    7. Re:Response by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Every VP sense Quayle

      I pity whoever gets smell.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    8. Re:Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What "lets"? Don't you mean "let's"? As in "let us"?

      What "what"?

    9. Re: Response by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      ...he has been conspicuously absent from the mud-slinging Presidential shindig

      But unfortunately, it's not because he's being prepped to be launched atop a three-stage ICBM aimed at North Korea. ;)

    10. Re:Response by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Also works as impeachment deterrent.

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      There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
  2. Stop feeding the troll by orlanz · · Score: 0

    NK is the perfect troll. There are days when I think we should just poke them till they level SK. Then just level all of NK. Use that as an example forever to the rest of the world "Don't be a dick".

    But most days, I kind of wish we all just ignored them. Just stop feeding their ego and encouraging their tantrums. Their system will collapse pretty quickly. Their own people will fix it to stop the suffering.

    OH, any idiot that goes there and gets captured. Tax payers provide one way tickets to anyone who wants to go visit them.

    1. Re: Stop feeding the troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by poke you mean "completely ignore", yes, we should. Stop sending them food and force them to attack someone. Then nuke them when they do. Problem solved.

    2. Re:Stop feeding the troll by wbr1 · · Score: 1
      Yes their system will collapse quickly. It's been over 60 years since the end of the Korean conflict/war/police action.

      Very quickly indeed...

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    3. Re: Stop feeding the troll by CSMoran · · Score: 2

      If by poke you mean "completely ignore", yes, we should. Stop sending them food and force them to attack someone. Then nuke them when they do. Problem solved.

      Except China.

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      Every end has half a stick.
    4. Re: Stop feeding the troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NK is a nice troll but for a perfect troll we need to look to Donald Rumsfeld selling nuclear tech to North Korea.

    5. Re: Stop feeding the troll by orlanz · · Score: 1

      It's been 60 years because the rest of the world keeps supporting them. Heck their very existence is based on foreign aid and the US saying "Ok, let's draw a line here."

    6. Re: Stop feeding the troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy let them invade SK(Vote Trump) it's not like they have so many neighbors.

      When their armies turn North, China will make the peninsula into an Island for us.

    7. Re:Stop feeding the troll by dsmatthews9379 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that their game plan is to have 3 key technologies that ensure they can always retaliate if invaded or even nuked completely. Submarines, sub launched missiles, and nuclear weapons on those missiles. With that combination you can always have subs in the deep ocean (on rotation) and waiting to hit the USA in retaliation. Once they have that nobody can touch them without a very large risk of getting at least one nuke onto a major city because they can get very close into the west coast of the USA making it much harder to intercept a warhead before it hits it's target. So if that gang is not shut down soon they never will be,

    8. Re:Stop feeding the troll by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that their game plan is to have 3 key technologies that ensure they can always retaliate if invaded or even nuked completely. Submarines, sub launched missiles, and nuclear weapons on those missiles. With that combination you can always have subs in the deep ocean (on rotation) and waiting to hit the USA in retaliation. Once they have that nobody can touch them without a very large risk of getting at least one nuke onto a major city because they can get very close into the west coast of the USA making it much harder to intercept a warhead before it hits it's target. So if that gang is not shut down soon they never will be,

      In that case, the US response will be to kill a bunch of whales and dolphins.

      That is, total-coverage with the Navy's low-frequency sonar that bursts the eardrums (or equivalent) of cetaceans within miles, making them unable to navigate, converse, or to find food by echo-location.

      Note that the US West Coast is along the seasonal-migration route for numerous species of cetaceans.

    9. Re: Stop feeding the troll by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, China protects them, so make China pay to support them and it wont be long before China ends the problem. Fair and reasonable as China is the only country in the world that can resolve the problem, a trade, a bunch of small island for part of a peninsula.

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    10. Re:Stop feeding the troll by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      NK is the perfect troll. There are days when I think we should just poke them till they level SK.

      You've obviously thought this through far more in the last 30 seconds than I have in the decade that I've been trying to get employment in DPRK. In which case you've got a good explanation why DPRK have changed from wanting to reunite the two Koreas to wanting to destroy one, and from wanting to destroy America to wanting to leave it alone.

      Their system will collapse pretty quickly. Their own people will fix it to stop the suffering.

      History is not on your side. Most dictatorships, particularly in the Orient, survive for centuries.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
    11. Re: Stop feeding the troll by Talderas · · Score: 1

      China probably regrets stepping into the Korean War.

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      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    12. Re:Stop feeding the troll by Talderas · · Score: 1

      North Korea might have the launched missile of those three pieces. They definitely do not have the submarine piece.

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      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
    13. Re:Stop feeding the troll by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Just so you know, it is highly doubtful NK could even level Seoul, let alone all of SK. Yes, they have tons of artillery pointed at Seoul, but gunpowder doesn't last forever, and they don't exactly have tons of money to keep buying the powder (or paying people to man them) needed to keep the artillery running. Most likely, it is a paper tiger, not an actual usable method of attack.

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      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
  3. Why aren't we... by jez9999 · · Score: 0

    ... just grasping the nettle and invading North Korea? We seem to be just waiting for them to develop a viable nuclear ICBM. This is insane. Frankly it's worth a few 10,000s of deaths in Seoul. Not to sound too callous but in the long run reuniting Korea under Seoul rule will save WAY more lives and stabilize the region.

    1. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 reasons.

      1) China
      2) 25 million souls who will be left without any kind of sensible structure or order.

      What will they do? Or more importantly: where will they go? A lot will probably try to make a life for themselves in China, which is not something that they want either. South Korea can't possibly support that many refugees, and rebuilding the territory that the North has held will take decades and large amounts of money. Not to mention this means that the US gets an allied on the border to China which they didn't want back then this whole mess started.

      It's going to be a massive mess. Winning isn't the problem, the aftermath is.

    2. Re:Why aren't we... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Europe is taking fucktons of refugees. Frankly I think SK and China could definitely handle lots of NK refugees. In the case of SK, they ever speak the same language and most of their history is shared.

    3. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They CAN handle them, but they don't WANT them. Also Europe to Asia is apples and oranges when it comes to accepting other cultures.

      Especially considering the US' actions would be forcing them on China, a country famous for isolationism.

    4. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be done after it has become so bad that people start asking why it wasn't done before when it was obvious it needed to be done. See history of Germany in WW2. We praise Nevel Chamberlain who enables horrible things to happen while attacking Churchill who clearly explains what will happen and he turns out to be right. I used to wonder how WW2 could have possibly even happened, and living today it is obvious that it had to happen.

      Political correctness = millions killed

      Anyway we already invaded North Korea and MacArthur was on his way to finishing it up when he was fired from the military due to political correctness because he was just too effective at his job. That single firing has caused millions in NK to starve and be killed, but it was the politically correct thing to do at the time.

    5. Re: Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because he suggested nuclear attack, which likely would've had disastrous consequences, considering that the nuclear-armed Soviets and Chinese were involved, and that they were still allied at the time. But sure, blame it on "political correctness".

    6. Re:Why aren't we... by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      Right - Europe is far LESS able to absorb middle-eastern and african refugees, culturally, than China and SK would be able to absorb NK refugees!

    7. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Why aren't we... by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      1) China's isolationism is over. That ship has left dock and there's no turning back.
      2) What's worse, SK trying to rebuild NK and accepting refugees, or SK getting nuked by NK?

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      All my liberal friends think I'm a conservative, all my conservative friends think I'm a liberal.
    9. Re:Why aren't we... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Frankly it's worth a few 10,000s of deaths in Seoul.

      That is a vast under-estimate of the casualties. In America, we have suburbs, in Korea this is what a suburb looks like. That's not a bad thing necessarily, and I think we need more like that in San Francisco, but with that kind of density, it's easy to see how 10,000 people could die in just a few shots.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    10. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse, SK trying to rebuild NK and accepting refugees, or SK getting nuked by NK?

      The option 3 that you idiots seem to be ignoring:

      3. We rattle our saber and stroke our chickenshit boner to wargasm, and Seoul is wiped off the fucking map.

      That is why we don't 'invade' North Korea, you freedumb-loving fucks.

    11. Re:Why aren't we... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Is it true that HP is working on an H1B solution?

    12. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the chess-move that has been on the table for 50 years is the artillery bombardment of Seoul

      Do you really think that there has been no counter-move in the works for the past five decades?

      The US and SK have been the adults in the room, letting the baby NK cry itself to sleep after its frequent tantrums

      And so it goes... and so it goes...

      And just who the fuck are these unnamed "intelligence analysts" who think that NK has miniaturized a warhead?

    13. Re:Why aren't we... by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      They CAN handle them, but they don't WANT them.

      SK would definitely suffer for a period after they absorbed them - Not unlike Germany in the 1990s after the wall fell - But there are huge benefits too. NK has huge amounts of natural resources in the ground, possibly including rare-earth minerals. SK's coffers would benefits greatly from access to those resources.

    14. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same ones who thought Iraq had weapons of mas destruction

    15. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WW2 happened because of WW1. If France and England had negotiated a fair Armistice agreement instead of making Germany take full 100% responsibility for the war and impose financial penalties that no country could ever realistically afford maybe WW2 would not have happened. Not to mention the blind eye both France and Germany turned towards German rearmament. Both France and England deserved a swift kick in balls for their inbred stupidity.

    16. Re:Why aren't we... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We praise Nevel Chamberlain who enables horrible things to happen while attacking Churchill who clearly explains what will happen and he turns out to be right.

      The historians who specialize in political history have been telling the world this for decades. As usual, they only have part of the picture.

      The military historians have a better idea just what Britain's capabilities would have been.

      Hint: they would have been fighting the Luftwaffe over England with biplanes.

      Fighting with biplanes actually happened in Greece and Africa during the early stages of the war, because those theaters were lower priority than Britain and didn't have the new monoplanes in significant numbers. One of Britain's top early aces - Marmaduke "Pat" Pattle - earned his kills in a biplane over Greece and Africa, fighting the Italians! The Royal Navy would operate obsolete aircraft - including biplanes - until late in the war, thanks to the "Bomber First" boys and inter-service rivalry (some former Royal Navy aviators have gone on record stating the first non-obsolete plane they flew was when US naval planes such as Corsairs started being supplied to the Royal Navy).

      The delays created by Chamberlain's policies actually turned out to be critical, given how poorly prepared Britain was for war. There's a big difference between being able to make a modern fighter, and being able to make those fighters in sufficient numbers to survive the attrition of war. A large percentage of the parts in the early Hurricanes and Spitfires were not manufactured in Britain. Some had even been purchased from Germany prior to the war!

      Churchill somehow missed all this when he "clearly explains what will happen". Of course, it's possible that Chamberlain didn't understand the issues either. Politicians!

    17. Re:Why aren't we... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      MacArthur was a pompous fool riding the glory he got from WW1 and there are many situations in WW2 and Korea that showed that. There were UN leaders that wanted to stop UN forces at the neck of Korea where it was about 100 miles wide, which would have left 90% of the North Korean population in SK's hands. Instead he decide to go ahead and charge northward running towards the Yalu river and China using US troops instead of the Korea only forces that the Pentagon had said he should. Those double fuck-ups provoked the Chinese, caused all the reversals, and lead to the situation in which MacArthur suggested using nukes.

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      "Lack of speed can be overcome. In the worst case by patience." --Znork
  4. Trinity and Beyond: The Atomic Bomb Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3mv7opKa351VW0zcDlVLXlfeWM/view

    Kind of puts things in perspective. The last few minutes of the movie (China bomb) is a bit surreal.

  5. So fucking what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We (USA) launch missiles all the time. You don't hear anyone bitching about that.

    1. Re:So fucking what by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

      The US isn't daily threatening to turn other countries into radioactive ash.

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      "The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
    2. Re:So fucking what by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      NK doesn't threaten to attack the US, it says that any attack BY the US will be met will a strong defence.

      Anyway, this is a great step forward for peace, surely. Mutually Assured Destruction is a key to stopping devastating conventional wars, so any state that is threatened by the US should seek long range nuclear weapons. You can't argue that only the good guys get nukes, that's not how MAD works.

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    3. Re:So fucking what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they're actually following through on their threats. Damn North Koreans, promises promises all talk and no walk ...

    4. Re:So fucking what by EmeraldBot · · Score: 1

      NK doesn't threaten to attack the US, it says that any attack BY the US will be met will a strong defence.

      Anyway, this is a great step forward for peace, surely. Mutually Assured Destruction is a key to stopping devastating conventional wars, so any state that is threatened by the US should seek long range nuclear weapons. You can't argue that only the good guys get nukes, that's not how MAD works.

      Oh yes they have. I'm pretty sure I recall San Francisco being mentioned as well. Your theory also fails to take into account they're ruled by a megalomaniac dictator who's not exactly in the most stable state of mind. While I have doubts they'd actually be fired, it only takes one nationalistic soldier to press the button and BOOM! Both Koreas and a chunk of China forever destroyed.

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      "Set a man a fire, he'll be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man afire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
    5. Re:So fucking what by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Reading comprehension failure. They don't say they want to do it, they are just warning the US that they have the capability. In other words, ensuring that the US knows MAD exists.

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    6. Re:So fucking what by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      MAD does not work so well in a multi-lateral environment.

      We cannot "nuke the tar" out of NK as "blithely" as we could Russia or China.
      The area is too small. Retaliation against NK ( as carried out by most options we have ) would also threaten at least China, and possibly Russia.
      This limits our retaliatory options severely. Most nuclear options are off the table.
      Conventional methods are much more difficult.

      China has shown repeatedly that they OK with a modest, plausibly deniable, actions by NK that the US does not care for.
      China is showing it has ambitions on the wider world stage.

      NK has shown it is not lead by a rational person, and that it's internal politics are not amenable to this changing any time soon.

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    7. Re:So fucking what by meglon · · Score: 1

      You clearly haven't been listening to republicans the last 20+ years.

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    8. Re:So fucking what by lhowaf · · Score: 1

      If they have to get within 30km of their target, MAD does not exist.

  6. Nuclear war risk by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 1

    I think the North Koreans are going to push the envelope until there is an actual military conflict (whether by intention or by accident due to miscalculation). Either way, the risk of the Korean peninsula winding up as a nuclear battleground strikes me as being rather high. I don't see negotiation as being a successful strategy with them as all previous agreements have been treated more as "temporary guidelines" by the regime. Hopefully, a way is found to bounce the crazies before the folks who are already suffering from pretty dreadful hardship in North Korea pay the ultimate price.

    Sad state of affairs.

    1. Re:Nuclear war risk by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      nuclear battleground? If they dared to launch anything against the US, the whole of Nork would simply get reduced to a giant glowing crater within seconds, and Kim Jong is not yet delusional enough to not know this too.
      The show he's putting on is all to do with exerting control over his own people with fear of their own military. It has really nothing to do with the outside world.

    2. Re:Nuclear war risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same applies to most of the rest of the world...

    3. Re:Nuclear war risk by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used to think that there was a near 100% certainty that a nuclear attack on the United States would result in a near immediate overwhelming nuclear response, the oft-described "glassing over" of any country that attempted a nuclear attack on the United States.

      Lately, though, I'm more worried that our leadership is inclined to look at a small-scale attack on a US city as an acceptable strategic loss in a larger chess match of diplomacy and posturing, with endless strategizing, with the relentless presence of lawyers generating briefs to justify any kind of US response in a sea of legalism. We seem incapable of prosecuting military campaigns under the rubric of warfare, only in carefully measured and fully structured

      I think the DPRK really would rather not get into a nuclear conflict with the US, but I do think that trying to get the US mired in a conventional conflict would be considered a positive strategic outcome.

      DPRK is like a giant warehouse of every Soviet/Chinese conventional weapon system made since the 1950s and they've had 50-odd years to dig in everywhere. It's not that the US couldn't defeat the North Koreans, but doing so in any conventional way would require a massive, grinding and costly application of conventional military forces.

      DPRK would probably do a lot of damage with artillery to Seoul, take some initial heavy losses and then with Chinese involvement engage in long rounds of truces and negotiations designed to stymie a military response that would do any serious damage and make the US and RoK appear as aggressors.

    4. Re:Nuclear war risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a strategic saying that the best place to get an enemy is inside a cave or to dig in. Basically its a siege mentality and more often than not its a losing strategy.

    5. Re:Nuclear war risk by microbox · · Score: 2

      If the USA is ever attacked by North Korea, then EXPECT a disproportionate response. The US population will demand it, and the opposition party will ensure that appropriate rage is whipped up. The people of South Korea will face a massive artillery barrage, but North Korea would absolutely be flattened by the USA an its allies.

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    6. Re:Nuclear war risk by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Kim Jong is not yet delusional enough to not know this too.

      yet

    7. Re:Nuclear war risk by johanw · · Score: 1

      But at least he tries to reduce the risk of a conventional war started by the US on some trumped-up charge for the sake of regime change. If the charge of, say, weapons of mass destruction, is real, I'm sure the US does not want to risk it. Sure, they would probably win the military conflict, but some of their own major cities might be levelled too. And after years of guirilla war the US invaders would be kicked out anyway. See Vietnam, Afghanistan or Iraq for previous examples.

      Of course, this all assumes that people with some common sense will be the countries leaders. I'm affraid what might happen if a war monger like Hillary Clinton will be the next president.

    8. Re:Nuclear war risk by johanw · · Score: 1

      I think the chance of the US attacking NK is much larger that the other way around. With ICBM's, NK might have reduced that chance significantly.

    9. Re:Nuclear war risk by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and how long will there troops last? Be for they give up just to get some food?

    10. Re:Nuclear war risk by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      And while we are launching these missiles, heading toward China, what do you think the Chinese will be doing?
      Sitting back, saying "oh, those goofy north Koreans.... Do you think it will be an early nuclear winter"?
      Or, saying "we have missiles heading toward us, we better get ours flying".
      Maybe letting a few fly toward their other adversary, Russia....

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    11. Re:Nuclear war risk by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Chances are they would be sub-launched from the sea of Japan. THey wouldn't go anywhere near China.

    12. Re:Nuclear war risk by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> If the charge of, say, weapons of mass destruction, is real, I'm sure the US does not want to risk it.

      It seems to me that if he proves he really does have significant nuclear capability and also keeps looking more and more like a psychopath by doing increasingly crazy/threatening shit, he's actually making it MORE likely to get a visit from the US military, not less likely.

    13. Re:Nuclear war risk by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      I would guess that the South Korean government would gladly trade a few hundred artillery shells hitting Seoul for the whole of North Korea getting nuked by the US.
      Of course they'd never admit that publicly because they have to be seen to believe that every South Korean life is sacred.

    14. Re:Nuclear war risk by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      That was exactly my point. I'm glad you picked up on it.

    15. Re:Nuclear war risk by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      I invite you to look at a map of North Korea, SK and China.
      While there are a few routes that arent super "toward" China, and the flight times would be short, I cant imagine Chinese leadership agreeing with your assessment.

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    16. Re:Nuclear war risk by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

      Why not just drop them the old fashioned way, from airplanes, if there is concern about freaking out China? I'm sure we could minimize any serious risk of NK shooting down a US bomber accompanied by heavy defensive fighter/interceptor support.

    17. Re:Nuclear war risk by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      and how long will there troops last? Be for they give up just to get some food?

      "An army marches on its stomach" — N. Bonaparte

    18. Re:Nuclear war risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dprk is NOT a big country. a half dozen moabs would create a nice new lakefront resort area for south korea.

    19. Re:Nuclear war risk by swb · · Score: 1

      Public opinion was a major driving force in my long-term belief that an attack by DPRK would result in a disproportionate response by the United States.

      That being said, the long term trends in military responses and the increasing amount of political involvement in military decisionmaking since Vietnam have led me to question this. The political establishment is high sensitive to personnel losses, humanitarian risks and extra-military diplomatic and economic impacts. How invested is the US business world in South Korean technology resources, for example?

      Then there is the global PR perspective -- how many images of dead North Koreans is the US willing to accept in the global media? Broad swaths of the US population may say "as many as you can get" but at some point the US will face humanitarian criticism for killing innocent civilians who were victims of a totalitarian police state themselves (not my opinion, but you can imagine the global left will use similar if not more inflammatory logic).

      I just have lost faith that the job of responding to a DPRK attack would be handed over to the military with sufficient latitude to be sufficiently effective and punitive without civilian political leadership intervening and reducing its effectiveness once they felt that had sated the public's initial appetite for revenge without much initial cost.

    20. Re:Nuclear war risk by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      If such an attack was made against the USA, it would have to be where the head of the military are based. No leaders around would mean, victory is eminent. Cutting off the head leaves the body alive long enough to be taken and destroyed.
      Make sure you don't choose to domicile close to any Military headquarters (White House, for example).

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    21. Re:Nuclear war risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the North Koreans are going to push the envelope until there is an actual military conflict (whether by intention or by accident due to miscalculation). Either way, the risk of the Korean peninsula winding up as a nuclear battleground strikes me as being rather high. I don't see negotiation as being a successful strategy with them as all previous agreements have been treated more as "temporary guidelines" by the regime. Hopefully, a way is found to bounce the crazies before the folks who are already suffering from pretty dreadful hardship in North Korea pay the ultimate price.

      Sad state of affairs.

      Nuclear retaliation by the USA would not be necessary. Drones could dust what little farmland, rice fields they have combined with a naval blockade and the DPRK has starved to death in a year.
      The biggest mistake DPRK could make would be to invade the south because then they would be out of their caves and open targets for conventional weapons.

    22. Re:Nuclear war risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really believe this? How many times has the US attacked North Korea in the past 50 years since they didn't have the bomb?

  7. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd be more impressed if they launch a submarine from a missile.

  8. We all live in a yellow submarine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As we live a life of ease (A life of ease) Everyone of us (Everyone of us) has all we need (Has all we need) Sky of blue (Sky of blue) and sea of green (Sea of green) In our yellow (In our yellow) submarine (Submarine, ha, ha)" -signed Dear Leader

    1. Re: We all live in a yellow submarine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's blue, not yellow.

  9. proper response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr. Kim,

    You have 24 hours to resign and surrender to the EU to be prosecuted for human rights violations. If you do not comply, there will be a mushroom cloud over Pyongyang and a line of mushroom clouds just north of your southern border.

    Sincerely,

    The EU

    1. Re:proper response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, just what south korea wants, nuclear fallout all over their country.

    2. Re:proper response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EU has no armed forces and no nukes.

    3. Re:proper response by johanw · · Score: 1

      The destruction of the SK industry would not be entirely unwelcome by the EU industry, they are huge competitors.

  10. Could be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could send Karl Rover or Dick Cheney. Of course, to REALLY mess things up, we should send Donald Rumsfeld with the other 2. Then you have the 3 stooges there.

    1. Re: Could be worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google "Donald Rumsfeld ABB North Korea", it's a real thing.

  11. Remind me by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

    WHY do we keep sending "humanitarian" aid to a country devoting a huge portion of its GDP to building offensive weapons instead of food for its own people?

    1. Re:Remind me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you take DPRK's word they claim to develop the economy and nuclear weapons simultaneously. When all is done MAD will allow them to downsize their bloated military and the whole world will praise their high tech and plentiful socialist paradise I guess. Maybe there will be burgers and fries. Kim Jong Un will reunite Korea on his 30th or 40th year of reign if imperialist machinations don't prevent it.

      Well, the more likely prediction may be that dear leader will still be there in 30 years.

    2. Re:Remind me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we're human, and can't abide letting other humans starve in the Street. If you would let them starve out of principle you are aligning with the evil the il regime represents.

    3. Re:Remind me by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      WHY do we keep sending "humanitarian" aid to a country devoting a huge portion of its GDP to building offensive weapons instead of food for its own people?

      The US did this during the height of the Cold War, when Lysenko's advice to Stalin on crop-yield-optimization utterly failed in the worst way possible. Stalin's successors also reigned during famine-inducing periods. Famine was soon to ensue...

      So the US, fearing a "cold and hungry Russia", sent shipload after shipload of grain to its proclaimed arch-enemy, the USSR.

      It kind of makes sense. Governments of nations lose power in a matter of a week or two if everyone is starving. Then a demagogue, usually worse than the prior leader, rises to power. It's hard to imagine anyone worse than Stalin, but when people get desperate – like, "My baby is going to die in a few days"-type of desperate, things can go south very, very quickly.

      And recall that the USSR had nuke-tipped ICBMs in abundance...

      In closing, the US stance on N Korea has been, for decades, to send them food or fuel oil, usually when its leader throws a tantrum. That is what this current thing is about, nominally.

      Ah, but The Little Fat One has gone a step further than his father or grandfather, and is openly bragging of, and showing off steps towards, the capability of hitting US cities (in addition to Japan, S Korea, etc.). In principle. He is upping the game from making "N-Korea-only" propaganda that he can strike the US – to actually demonstrating the NORK's progress toward this goal.

      It is not saber-rattling for the folks at home. He is begging the world to assassinate him, which would, unfortunately, be likely to involve the death of tens of thousands of NORK civilians.

      OK, so I am now disagreeing with myself. This is not fearing a "cold and hungry Russia", who had similar nuclear capabilities as the US at the time. This is "Little Kim" playing the same game his father and grandfather did, but in a catastrophically amplified and stupid way.

  12. Re:Priorities by zenlessyank · · Score: 0

    Apparently you are already fucked,

  13. Only took 70 years by eggstasy · · Score: 2

    It has been 70 years already since the first nuclear bombs were used in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, it is only to be expected that scientific and technological progress democratizes these things. My phone has more computing power than every single 1945 computer in the world put together.
    Millions of people know fairly advanced physics and electronics.

  14. Lost Submarine by Frank+Burly · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am not a Naval buff, but NK apparently lost a submarine at sea a few months ago. I wonder if that was a failed test. Do any enthusiasts know whether NK has hidden drydocks to work on submarines, and whether NK's subs generally have the ability to launch missles?

  15. Perfect cover by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a perfect cover, all missiles never work, everything fails. They will never be a threat. Thats a pretty good track record, 0 success, everything blows up after a perfect launch. Build up a working arsenal, while everyone thinks nothing works. Nobody expects the fool.

    1. Re:Perfect cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a perfect cover, all missiles never work, everything fails. They will never be a threat. Thats a pretty good track record, 0 success, everything blows up after a perfect launch. Build up a working arsenal, while everyone thinks nothing works. Nobody expects the fool.

      At least they had a perfect launch, unlike some people..
      (old footage, I know, still funny though..)

    2. Re:Perfect cover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So eventually NK launches an attack with their arsenal of surprisingly functional missiles... and the country is reduced to glass a week later by the response. The reason nobody expects the fool is because they at least assume the fool is smart enough to know there's no way he'll ever outgun the competition.

    3. Re:Perfect cover by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a perfect cover, all missiles never work, everything fails. They will never be a threat. Thats a pretty good track record, 0 success, everything blows up after a perfect launch. Build up a working arsenal, while everyone thinks nothing works. Nobody expects the fool.

      MOD UP!

      I already commented in this thread, so can't mod.

      You, Grasshopper, are clearly a student of Sun Tzu. And a good one at that.

  16. Under Siege by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Didn't the CIA send Tommy Lee Jones to take out the sub that NK was converting to fire missiles?

  17. Pretty soon... by Fragnet · · Score: 2

    Pretty soon North Korea will have a boat capable of reaching Japan (depending on the winds and tides).

  18. Re:And A Fuck Was Not Given. by ScentCone · · Score: 2

    Pretty clueless, aren't you. There's more going on and more at stake in the world than whether or not the NK is literally invading your neighborhood.

    --
    Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  19. Re:And A Fuck Was Not Given. by zenlessyank · · Score: 0

    No. There is absolutely nothing else at stake. Only thing at stake is your fear when you hear the propaganda fed to you. Some of us are immune to it....Here kitty kitty, kitty......

  20. "Miniaturized Nukes" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re: "It said it succeeded in miniaturizing nuclear warheads to fit on medium-range ballistic missiles..."

    Reminds me of that episode from SCTV, titled CCCP1 ("Three CP One"). It was a spoof of old Soviet propaganda, setting them up as a pirate broadcast forcing it's way into North American airways. They boasted about their "new Soviet mini-cam", and even showed the camera on air. Think of those giant old floor mounted cameras on dollies, used back in the golden era of TV back in the 50's and 60's.

    On air the "mini-cam" catches fire and it doesn't even faze the hosts! They just calmly announce the end of their broadcast while crews are putting the fire out...

    That was some good comedy right there.

  21. Re:And A Fuck Was Not Given. by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Hold on, I'll check with some of the million or so people killed when the North Koreans tried to force their rosy form of socialism onto the south. I'm sure you're thinking that's all imaginary, of course.

    --
    Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
  22. Re:And A Fuck Was Not Given. by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    We were too chicken shit to nuke them proper so apparently it didn't matter that much. Look how good of a country Japan is now after we nuked them. Now South Korea can nuke them if needed. So again, I repeat....Here kitty kitty kitty

  23. Re:And A Fuck Was Not Given. by Mr.CRC · · Score: 1

    You are correct of course. 99% of American's thinking on foreign policy is clouded by the delusion of American "exceptionalism." We literally think the world would descend back into the Dark Ages if it weren't for the USA.

  24. How do you imagine that will work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think it's just as easy as putting some foreign troops into the country and saying "We won! North Korea be united!" ?

    The reality contrasting with the thoughtless fantasy idea of how invasion would turn out was demonstrated by the huge disaster in the middle east in the last 15 years. We're still dealing with the fallout. The invaded countries, the region as a whole, and all countries involved on the "winning" side are all WORSE OFF because some people just couldn't get enough of simple, warlike answers to the wrong questions.

    Warlike leaders rely on never being challenged by a public who are half Yosamite Sam cosplayers and half intellectual cowards who will accept a simple, wrong answer to a difficult, complicated situation rather than admitting they don't have a clue what to do about North Korea. You will play right into their hands if it ever comes down to it, unless you start to THINK IT THROUGH!

  25. Miniaturized Warhead by jonjavajones · · Score: 1

    Since when did u.s. Intelligence analysts suggest that NK likely miniaturized a warhead? Citation or link anyone?

  26. What exactly is the big concern? by beastofburdon · · Score: 1

    We are making a huge deal out of North Korea doing test shots of missiles. How many have they done in the past year, 10 maybe 15?

    In the US we do at least that many per month and not a damn person bats an eye. I know, I've taken part in such tests.