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American Scientists Working On Creating Chimeras: Half-Human, Half-Animal Embryos (ibtimes.com.au)

Researchers at the University of California, Davis are working on creating half-human, half-animal hybrid embryos dubbed chimeras to better understand diseases and its progression. But not everybody is thrilled about it. IBTimes reports: One of the aims of the experiment using chimeras is to create farm animals with human organs. The body parts could then be harvested and transplanted into very sick people. However, a number of bioethicists and scientists frown on the creation of interspecies embryos which they believe crosses the line. New York Medical College Professor of Cell Biology and Anatomy Stuart Newman calls the use of chimeras as entering unsettling ground which damages "our sense of humanity." They are not alone in voicing their opinion against the idea. Huffington Post adds: The project is so controversial that the National Institutes of Health has refused to fund it. The researchers are relying on private donors. Critics of these experiments say they are too risky because there is no way of knowing where the human stem cells will go. Will they just become a pancreas? Or could they become a brain? And if they become a brain, will the pigs who house them have human consciousness?

242 comments

  1. A Pig With Human Consciousness? by JayPee · · Score: 5, Funny

    A pig with human consciousness? They've already succeeded! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Donald Trump.

    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night.

    1. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by U2xhc2hkb3QgU3Vja3M · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you just insulted pigs everywhere.

    2. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pig will have the power of speech and tell you it wants to be eaten.

    3. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Then there is the pig without a conscious...Hillary.

    4. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, most certainly a snake.

    5. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Leave me out of it, monkey-boy.

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    6. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Shortguy881 · · Score: 0

      Where are my mod points when I need them. +1 Funny

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    7. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

      A pig with human consciousness? They've already succeeded! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Donald Trump.

      I thought his problem is that he lacked a human conscience?

    8. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Hartree · · Score: 1

      Well, we recently had a story here on Slashdot about baboons with pig hearts.

    9. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      At first I thought you wrote "human conscience" and couldn't figure out how having a conscience is in any way similar to Donald Trump. (Or Hilary, for that matter)

      What a train wreck... wow.

    10. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > without a conscious

      Thick as pigshit.

    11. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Or a snake with human consciousness. Hillary Clinton.

    12. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here, everyone, you see the state of American political discourse. Allow me to throw in my two cents*: Trump is a dumb-dumb head.

      *This opinion is brought to you by a dull, incurious, propaganda addled mind. All rights reserved.

    13. Re:A Pig With Human Consciousness? by cellocgw · · Score: 2

      Then there is the pig without a conscious...Hillary

      Says the pig who can't tell the difference between "conscious" and "conscience."

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  2. Prophetic Super Bowl by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess PuppyMonkeyBaby was ahead of its time.

    1. Re:Prophetic Super Bowl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www dot werepups dot com

  3. It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm absolutely against it for organ harvesting!

    On the other hand, I'm totally for it because that means we'll finally get catgirls, foxgirls, bunnygirls, etc!

    1. Re:It depends by NotDrWho · · Score: 2

      I shudder to think what the Furry community will do with this technology.

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    2. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, that dream I have of opening a patisserie called La Soleil will come true!

    3. Re:It depends by friesofdoom · · Score: 1

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (Furry Superheroes Are Super Gross - FURRY FORCE)

    4. Re:It depends by alexhs · · Score: 1

      Kemonomimi, kawaii kemonomimi everywhere !!!

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    5. Re:It depends by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      Oh Great, a whole new Bathroom controversy as the Fury clans all want their own "non-human" bathrooms. Thanks Obama!

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    6. Re:It depends by slew · · Score: 2

      Oh Great, a whole new Bathroom controversy as the Fury clans all want their own "non-human" bathrooms. Thanks Obama!

      Nice try, they will of course be able to use the bathroom where they feel most comfortable...
      In the case of furries, perhaps they won't be comfortable in any bathroom and instead will be allowed to mark their own territory?

    7. Re:It depends by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I'm absolutely against it for organ harvesting!"

      As with use of CRISPR tech, this is our first nibbling at the edges of a technology that will involve a host of delicate ethical choices as applications emerge. But the easiest of these ethical questions to resolve in favor of "go for it" is surely having farm animals grow human organs for transplantation. Even vegetarians would be mostly in favor of such a lifesaving application - or to put it another way, those who oppose it would quickly select themselves out of the population.

      A pig could be engineered to grow, not just a human kidney, but your kidney, cloned from your body. No more having to spend the rest of your life on anti-rejection drugs, risking death with every sniffle and paper cut.

    8. Re:It depends by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I shudder to think what the Furry community will do with this technology.

      As a furry and knowing the actual community in real life rather than just the online fetishists... I expect that there will be opposition towards animal experimentation.

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    9. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A pig could be engineered to grow, not just a human kidney, but your kidney, cloned from your body. No more having to spend the rest of your life on anti-rejection drugs, risking death with every sniffle and paper cut.

      Surely, there is no possibility of a cross species influenza that could kill millions uninvolved in the organ sale. Call it a "swine flu", to coin a term.

      Therefore the cost of an insurance policy to reimburse my family, or any other, for $10M (rough USD actuarial value of an American life) would be trivial for the gene splicers, transplanters and the other VOLUNTARY participants in the economic transaction of organ growth and harvesting, right? Or were you hoping to just dump those risks off on everyone else as an economic externality? Because, fuck you, if that's your plan. I get to shoot a high powered rifle at you all day and it shouldn't be a crime unless I actually hit you (or someone else) since it is just a statistical risk and we can CLEARLY ignore those in your example.

    10. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing that a little CRISPR can't fix. Look up the work of George Church. And there is no reason to test on humans first. In fact one rationale for chimeras is to make more accurate animal models for testing drugs intended for humans.

    11. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most popular ethical position on emerging genetic tech so far has been, "it would be unethical not to!"

      I definitely think this applies to the previously-mentioned "catgirls, foxgirls, bunnygirls, etc!"

      Science is awesome!

    12. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At most, furries want to be animal-human hybrids. I don't see them being particularly interested in creating them unless they have some other problem. The ethical problem can't be circumvented without some sort of mental issue.

    13. Re:It depends by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The anti-science lobby has started to weigh in. This week's news on chimera research first brought opposition from a Christian group called Kansans For Life, because embryos. But unlike other I Hate Science issues, this one has a better chance of drawing both sides than stem cell research or GMOs. You can bet that the anti-GMO left will be heard from soon ("Waaah! It's unnatural!")

      And I love it. This technology has the potential to eliminate both extremes of the political spectrum, by adverse selection. The rest of us will be able to enjoy a lot more peace and quiet.

    14. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol, ignore my post. I'm just preaching to the choir, I skipped your first three words. To further my point though, only truly crazy people would want to create individuals with powerful human brains - stuck in limited purpose animal bodies that are forever unable to aid those brains in their quest to reach their full potential.

      It's like deliberately creating a grossly disabled/deformed person.

    15. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're evolved monkeys. Think evolved humanoid cats, humanoid rabbits, etc.

    16. Re:It depends by meerling · · Score: 3, Funny

      For some reason that reminds me of a (fictional) quote in one of the Shadowrun books where the reporter is talking to a well known geneticist.

      "So what got you into genetics in the first place?"
      >"I had a dream."
      "A dream? Of what? Ending hunger and disease, creating world peace?"
      >"A redhead with legs up to here."

    17. Re:It depends by meerling · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We already use pigs for certain organ harvesting already.
      Where do you think most of those heart valve replacement 'donors' come from?
      All this would really do is increase the human viability of more tissues and organs.
      As to the brain, the porcine skull can't hold anything close to a human brain, and 'brain tissue' anywhere else would not be viable as a human brain either due to structural limitations, size, and vulnerability to damage from everyday actions. The human brain is on average 1320g, while a pig brain is only 180g. So the human brain is over 7 times the mass & volume. (I'm making a guess that their densities are relatively similar.)
      Sounds like more people afraid of more proof that humans are just a different kind of animal with specialization in generalized intelligence.

    18. Re:It depends by meerling · · Score: 2

      Getting tissues from non-human sources does run the risk of aiding a cross species jump for an infector, that's true.
      On the other hand, we do already transplant some pig parts into humans already.
      Of course, the flu seems to like crossing species boundries, and does it every couple of years. Here's an idea, don't use infected 'donors'. It's not perfect, but it will help. Of course, if you're choice was to wait for a compatible kidney that there's only a 4% chance of occurring before you are too far gone to receive, or maybe have already died, would you continue waiting for that 4%, or would you go for a non-human source of human compatible tissue?
      I suspect most people would choose the significantly higher probability of living over the other option. Also, what about all the people that are denied being on the list for one reason or another, such as being older, or having had a previous rejection? If there was a much more readily available source of organs, they too could have a shot at living.
      If you're worried about the pigs, well we eat them all the time, both for nourishment and just for plain enjoyment of the taste. What's so bad about including SAVING HUMAN LIVES in that equation?

    19. Re:It depends by lhowaf · · Score: 1

      We might finally get real DuckLips!

    20. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting tissues from non-human sources does run the risk of aiding a cross species jump for an infector, that's true.
      On the other hand, we do already transplant some pig parts into humans already.
      Of course, the flu seems to like crossing species boundries, and does it every couple of years. Here's an idea, don't use infected 'donors'. It's not perfect, but it will help. Of course, if you're choice was to wait for a compatible kidney that there's only a 4% chance of occurring before you are too far gone to receive, or maybe have already died, would you continue waiting for that 4%, or would you go for a non-human source of human compatible tissue?
      I suspect most people would choose the significantly higher probability of living over the other option. Also, what about all the people that are denied being on the list for one reason or another, such as being older, or having had a previous rejection? If there was a much more readily available source of organs, they too could have a shot at living.
      If you're worried about the pigs, well we eat them all the time, both for nourishment and just for plain enjoyment of the taste. What's so bad about including SAVING HUMAN LIVES in that equation?

      Most selfish people will choose to preserve their own life a few years and not care about the risks to others so we shouldn't be listening to what the edge case thinks is best in a vacuum. I sure wouldn't care if a billion people have a 0.00001% chance of dying if I get a 50% chance to live longer, healthier. I could even rationalize a 90% risk of 7 billion dying off from a 1% chance of moderately improving my life, so long as I don't think I'd get caught and super-tortured. That doesn't mean society should give me the chance to decimate the population without them having a balancing upside in a worst case scenario.

      How many people get an organ transplant? 1%? 10%? 0.0001%? I'm guessing the last number is the closest. I don't think we should risk mass infection of the rest of us to slightly prolong their lives. via trans species bio-engineering transplants. Certainly not when we can just legalize selling human organs in the first place, much less the forced confiscation of organs from political or other prisoners. Those are all more economically justifiable and less amoral positions to hold that accomplish your stated goal without increasing global pathogen risk.

    21. Re: It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason I'm perfectly ok with risking others with death is that it will probably take out assholes like you.

    22. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As with use of CRISPR tech, this is our first nibbling at the edges of a technology that will involve a host of delicate ethical choices

      we are so fucked

    23. Re:It depends by jandersen · · Score: 1

      As to the brain, the porcine skull can't hold anything close to a human brain

      I doubt we will ever want to replace whole brains in the way we would a kidney or liver - the personality or 'soul' seems to mostly reside in the brain in the form of 'software' or 'firmware', whichever is the most appropriate analogy. Also, the brain is actually a large collection of distinct organs, some of which have functions not necessarily closely associated with mental processes. It may be viable to replace or augment a person's brain with smaller parts, which could then be integrated into and trained by the existing personality - but then it might actually make more sense to use a non-organic computer for this purpose. When, if ever, we have become advanced enoug to actually replace parts of a brain and wire it up correctly, we will probably be able create implantable computer units like that too.

    24. Re:It depends by sociocapitalist · · Score: 1

      "those who oppose it would quickly select themselves out of the population."

      Just to point out that this is not going to be true as most people wouldn't need organ replacement before reproducing.

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    25. Re:It depends by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but I'm not claiming that political values are transmitted genetically. Rather, those who favor chimera transplants will be around longer as an influence in culture than the "naturalists." People who are still healthy enough to be tenured university faculty, influencing the young, will be the ones who avail themselves of advanced medical technology.

      The same is true of those who use vaccines and dental fluoride.

    26. Re:It depends by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Any pigs (or other animals) used to grow organs wouldn't be normal farm pigs; they'd live in different facilities and would be carefully screened for diseases. On top of that, dying from not having a liver is certain, while getting swine flu is a (low) risk.

      Moreover, knowingly doing something dangerous (shooting a high-powered rifle at someone) with no benefit to society or, indeed, any other people, is very different from medical experiments that could end up saving a lot of lives and improving the quality of life for people on an organ transplant list.

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    27. Re:It depends by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Legalize selling organs? Sure, that's potentially okay, although implementation is really tricky.

      From this site, about 30,000 people in the US get life-saving organ transplants every year. That's roughly 0.1% of the US population each year, and that doesn't include the transplants that aren't live-saving (think corneal transplants or replacing a kidney).

      Swine flu is unlikely to cause mass infection from this sort of procedure. Uninfected pigs can be used, and fears of a global swine flu apocalypse are pretty unfounded.

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    28. Re:It depends by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      "I'm absolutely against it for organ harvesting!"

      As with use of CRISPR tech, this is our first nibbling at the edges of a technology that will involve a host of delicate ethical choices as applications emerge. But the easiest of these ethical questions to resolve in favor of "go for it" is surely having farm animals grow human organs for transplantation. Even vegetarians would be mostly in favor of such a lifesaving application - or to put it another way, those who oppose it would quickly select themselves out of the population.

      A pig could be engineered to grow, not just a human kidney, but your kidney, cloned from your body. No more having to spend the rest of your life on anti-rejection drugs, risking death with every sniffle and paper cut.

      Read the book Chromosome 6 by Robin Cook. Very interesting take on what it means to be human (or a lesser animal).

    29. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the poster's comment about brains was in regard to moral issues of harvesting from a human level sapient being.

      A quick inspection of the menu at almost all restaurants will establish that our society has made its decision about harvesting sentient beings.

    30. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the pig WILL reject YOUR kidney. Mad Scientists will need to drug the pigs with anti-rejection drugs.

    31. Re:It depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your consciousness is crushing you... The idea of Human stem cells migrating in a pig to form a Human consciousness is so infantile it is not a joke but more like a last resort for un unconfessable urge. If those are the arguments to deny funding, some **people** ought to go seek their own chimeras as therapy.

  4. Just like Dark Angel by tanimislam · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.... Maybe this time, Jihadists won't blast an EMP device over the US.

  5. The PTB rely on HUMAN FLESH in the FOOD SUPPLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The PTB rely on HUMAN FLESH in the FOOD SUPPLY to maintain their human appearance!

    Human flesh exists in a lot of foods today. Sometimes it makes the news. These are PTB slip ups, and/or conditioning this reality.

    They rely on the consumption of human flesh to retain their human appearance. They all have the same scent. They exist from the bottom to the top of the pyramid. Some are bums, some are middle/upper class, some are those dancing for you on TV, in a web of deceit to keep your mind and body occupied.

    If you want to try and let one of them know that you know what they are, you might say to them:

    "This hamburger is really quite human"
    (inhale deeply) "This planet is filled with creatures which all smell the same"
    "I hope you enjoyed your flesh burger"
    "How long did your last regeneration period last?"
    "What office do you work for?"

    1. Re:The PTB rely on HUMAN FLESH in the FOOD SUPPLY by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Of course the Portland Trail Blazers rely on human flesh to maintain their human appearance... LOL

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  6. Crooked Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Half-snake, half-weasel!

    Not a bit human!

    1. Re:Crooked Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sneasel?

    2. Re:Crooked Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a snuke snuck in its snatch!

    3. Re:Crooked Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but she "arrfs" like a puppy... one sneaky chimera

  7. Ethics? by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the problem is ethics, surely the solution would be to obtain military funding for this. A source of genetically engineered animal-human hybrids, combining the best features of both, would be invaluable to a modern military that needs new ways to fight a radically different type of enemy to that it was set up to do. The military could have at its disposal superhumans with animal senses, and at the same time push forward medical technology to benefit everyone.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    1. Re:Ethics? by TexasDiaz · · Score: 1

      A source of genetically engineered animal-human hybrids, combining the best features of both, would be invaluable to a modern military ... What could possibly go wrong?

      Tank Girl, anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

    2. Re:Ethics? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Even if they weren't capable of fighting, simply having a ready source of replacement organs would be a huge boon to the military.

    3. Re:Ethics? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      If the problem is ethics, surely the solution would be to obtain military funding for this. A source of genetically engineered animal-human hybrids, combining the best features of both, would be invaluable to a modern military that needs new ways to fight a radically different type of enemy to that it was set up to do. The military could have at its disposal superhumans with animal senses, and at the same time push forward medical technology to benefit everyone.

      What could possibly go wrong?

      I read a sci fi novel in the university library with precisely that premise back in 1996. Human-tiger hybrids for "supersoldiers", bunnygirls as their "comfort detachment."

      As I recall, it wasn't a particularly bad book, for pulp. Can't remember the author or title for the life of me.

    4. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

    5. Re:Ethics? by basecastula+ · · Score: 1

      I preferred Armed Memory.

    6. Re:Ethics? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Why bother when the whole unit can be replaced? soldiers are mass produced at low cost by unskilled labor

      Or maybe we could stop waging wars of choice for power and profit against people that didn't attack us....

    7. Re: Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! Someone might get the bright idea Tank Girl 2 is a good idea. JJ Abrams will have a field day!

    8. Re:Ethics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hasn't anyone read "Fear NOTHING" GOSH.

  8. The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 0

    I suggest, for a substantial number of the Slashdot readership, getting a functional definition of "human" from a material-reductionist, i.e. scientific, context, first.

    This means you, atheists. Those that instead acknowledge a wider metaphysical context containing science--no worries.

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    1. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      What do I need to do if I just don't give a shit?
      I'm an atheist. I acknowledge no wider metaphysical context containing science (though this is in no way in conflict with atheism...)
      Human to me is some definition of a collection of genes widely agreed upon to be the constituents of the extant human genome. Would a pig with a human brain be human? Na. But it probably needs some kind of rights since it's going to be a self-aware animal with a relatively high level of intelligence (But I'd also argue all [within reason] animals need *some* kind of rights)
      Not that what they're doing is anywhere close to this question even needing be answered. They're not going to put a human brain in a pig. The genetics required for it are far far far more complex than we currently understand.

    2. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what is a functional definition, that is actually practical useful in this debate, using " a wider metaphysical context containing science" ?

    3. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      What do I need to do if I just don't give a shit?

      In that case, you only need to do what you already expect to do. Get naturally deselected. We'll take it from there.

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    4. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Probably not going to happen.
      The current American fitness equation doesn't really include anything for long-term individually variable genetic morality. I do quite fine...

      I'm certainly glad you've got it from here, though. I can feel my progeny's chances for a better life increasing with every word you type.

    5. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, step one is the question of whether you feel there's a practical usefulness to having some way to differentiate yourself from any other animal--that is, that you have any justifiable reason to think you should have "rights" beyond the animal you recently ate between hamburger buns.

      Would that be useful to you? I'll hold you to your answer.

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    6. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I see. So, your progeny are you. Scientifically speaking.

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    7. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I consider a person the mind, the personality, the memories, and so forth, and not the body or host it is part of. Certainly the mind is a play thing of the body (eat, sleep, physical addictions (not mental like emotional), etc.), but I don't see it as part of a person.

      We've never cared as a society in whole, for what we eat thinks. As long as we don't, I don't see an issue with organ harvesting (instead of eating) animals. We could very well breed animals to the same extent, but it would just take considerably longer.

      Yeah, I wish I was a cyborg.

    8. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This means you, atheists.

      Hey atheists, no need to worry. I just asked the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
      He didn't answer. (He doesn't do that, because He is busy, and I'm not THAT important.)
      However, I've got the feeling He is cool with it.
      And if not, He will touch Empiric with His Noodly Appendage to let us all know.

    9. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 0

      Evolution has already spoken on the outcome for Flying Spaghetti Monkeys.

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    10. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

      In that case, you only need to do what you already expect to do. Get naturally deselected. We'll take it from there.

      Won't happen, at least not in the US and UK. We have so many laws to prevent Natural Selection from happening that it simply won't. At least not with humans.

      Which means we're stuck with the stupidest of the stupid mucking up the already mucked-up gene pool.

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    11. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is your question to answer.

      You are the one that brought up the issue of getting a functional definition, suggesting a material-reductionist definition would not suffice as opposed to one that also contains metaphysical elements.

      I would like you to provide such a definition that would actually aid the discussion any better than a material-reductionist one would. Without such a definition there does not seem to be point in bringing up the matter in the first place.

    12. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Which "Atheist" do you mean?
      There are plenty here on /.

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    13. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Megol · · Score: 1

      I think you don't know shit about what you are blathering about. There's nothing metaphysical about what a human is - it is a definition that's decided by the collective. That definition have changed often too, Africans were considered sub-humans (and still are in some places), Jews too (still are in some places). In war situations the enemy is always painted as sub-humans, this because for a human soldier it is easier to kill "the enemy" rather than another human.

      When pigs, dolphins and elephants can be a part of the human society then they can make their voices heard and be considered part of humanity. Before that happens what you are blathering about is a subset of philosophy - not science.

    14. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 0

      No, I am talking precisely about science. And limiting my scope to it, which I presume is your preference.

      There's no rational justification to your criterion of rights being granted to pigs, dolphins and elephants "when they make their voices heard". You've provided no rationale whatsoever on why, whatever you even mean there, that confers rights. Not even a remote attempt at a scientific one.

      If you have no actual, material basis for it within your worldview, you have no reason to claim it exists, and thus cannot claim it for yourself. If you want to present a causal chain from DNA to a biological organism generating the attribute of "rights" (in the case of "human", which you don't even have an objective definition for), and show the corresponding animal DNA as encoding "no rights", something measurable and verifiable, do so. Otherwise you are invoking metaphysics as surely as any theist--the difference being you are without a rationale for doing so. And yes, that you have a rationale for doing so is required--insofar as you claim you should have them.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    15. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay. A human is a biological entity that has a soul.

      Reality will make the "point" manifestly clear when it eliminates you, which you can refer to as "natural selection" if you prefer to remain committed to your material-reductionist stance.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    16. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This natural selection thing, I dont think it means what you think it means.

    17. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've provided no rationale whatsoever on why, whatever you even mean there, that confers rights. Not even a remote attempt at a scientific one.

      Rights are no scientific concepts. They are only the expressions of our instinctive understanding of how to live fulfilling life as an individuals and as a community. The instinctive understanding is the one with scientific base as basic needs, mirror cells and different brain regions and activities, depending of the direction of the approach to the subject that is the human mind.

    18. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about him, but I will answer yes. I can with great statistical certainty make decisions about you if I personally know your parents. The adage "fruit doesn't fall far from the tree" exists for a reason. In other words, if your dad is a piece of shit, it's statistically likely you're a piece of shit too. I'm rarely wrong.

    19. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I just want to point out the usually hypocrisy your kind is known for. Your username is Empiric, yet no empirical evidence exists for a god, a soul, or even the stupid term metaphysics. I can immediately discount your opinion.

    20. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ok, lets assume I accept you definition. How exactly does the "having a soul" part allow for providing unique insights in this discussion that otherwise could not be had. ?
      Unless you have a way to actually detect a soul of course, then I stand corrected.

    21. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing we aren't talking about monkeys then. Now if you are claiming there's no such thing as monsters, spaghetti or otherwise, show us the proof. Where is your scientific experiment that proved that monsters don't exist, spaghetti can't be a monster, and that spaghetti can't touch you with His Noodly Appendage? You'll find this ridiculous but I equally find your idea of a soul, god, and otherworldly places ridiculous.

    22. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't subscribe to the idea of a soul in the religious/philosophical mumbo-jumbo sense that you seem to be talking about. There is nothing about consciousness or cognition that requires some kind of otherworldly or "divine" soul.

    23. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Oh, empirical evidence absolutely exists for the existence of a God and a soul.

      Here's a peer-reviewed, quantified, eye-witness (empirical) study, for one.

      And "metaphysics" is a core branch of philosophy acknowledged and used the entirely of the last 2500 years, by religious and secular sources. There is no question that metaphysics exists, even if one's metaphysics is "only material things exist".

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    24. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You have given no evidence it does not require it, and there is a great deal of reason to think it does. For starters, I'd look at the history of attempts to develop "strong AI". For something longer-standing, the "mind-body problem" (easy summary) has remained unresolved for the last 500 years, which presents you with quite an array of questions that must be resolved to even think your claim is logically possible.

      In other words, the current evidence is against you. Show otherwise, if you can.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    25. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Strange when I get responses suggesting I am wrong, then explain specifically why I am right.

      You say rights are not scientific concepts. So, if you limit yourself to a material (scientific) worldview as representing what exists, you do not have them.

      So, you have a "concept". There are a million subjective "concepts" on the subject, varying from yours, equally backed, and contradicting yours, on the subject. I want to know if you have basis to saying your concept is real, within the limits of what you acknowledge is real. If you get that far, bonus points for showing your concept is specifically the right one among the alternative conceptions, by reference to physical reality alone.

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    26. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      So, you're going with the blatantly false and absurd assertion that people are their children, rather than admit you personally interpret natural selection in a fuzzy-headed "somehow my children surviving would mean I survive" mystical way, with zero scientific rationale, and merely soft personal feelings of dread at your inevitable elimination? Nothing survives but information, ever. I imagine this is particularly unpleasant if you acknowledge only scientific materialism. But let's stick to science, and reality.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    27. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      For one, it provides a reason that we should even have any discussion about the scientific work being done, rather than skipping all the effort and expense and simply ripping your still-beating heart out of your chest if somebody richer than you wants to buy it for himself.

      Unless you have a basis to say you are categorically distinct in some way from a chimera or animals in general, you presently have no valid objection to that by reference to science alone.

      I suggest getting one.

      As for the rest, yes, you can detect the soul, with personal effort. "Detectable" is not limited to "detectable with scientific instruments". That is your position, not mine, and you have the consequences of that stance--I do not.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    28. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Find it ridiculous. Be wrong.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    29. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to know if you have basis to saying your concept is real, within the limits of what you acknowledge is real.

      I do acknowledge that all living things have basic needs in order to survive. Apparently there are mirror cells and brain regions giving many mammals and probably birds as well a capability to predict the behaviour of other individuals. Take away a necessary condition for life of an organism and it dies. Many will fight to survive before this happens. A society filled with starving individuals is likely a violent one. Individuals with their basic needs satisfied are less likely to fight for survival, leading to a more peaceful society.
        Historical examples, observations from the nature and self-reflection, that is our capability to empathize, all point to the need for respecting other individuals. So we as a community and society agree on defining rights and rules on how to respect those rights. At the moment, the process and method of how those rights are determined and respected is mostly not based on science, like neurosciences or behavioral science, but more on philosophy and tradition. This is why I claim that rights are not scientific concepts. Simulation is not yet used routinely to determine optimal policy decisions related to those rights.
       

      your concept is specifically the right one among the alternative conceptions, by reference to physical reality alone.

      I can only speculate that the "wider metaphysical context containing science" includes those alternative conceptions. That context should be fully covered by philosophy and traditions as far as natural language goes. The physical reality certainly includes every one of those written words.
        Viruses integrate their genetic material to humans every day, and the amount of DNA that travels with a typical human consists mostly that of the bacteria with which we have a symbiotic relationship so indeed we are part human, mostly something else already.
       

    30. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that people (atheists) would be disturbed at the idea of death just being some kind of end with no meaning. Personally I think disolving into the ground for the matter of which I consist to be consumed by plants and other animals quite beautiful. Certainly more so than the idea of living in an eternal cloud kingdom with lots of boring preachy people overseen by a grand dictator that is apparently incredibly judgemental, selfish, and egotistical in that he hates people for being gay and not bowing down to worship him for a few hours a week.

      Really, the only reason you need religion in the first place is because you're so scared of the idea that one day your life will end and want to pretend you can continue being you forever, but really, believing in fairy tales like all religions are is on the same mental level of believing in santa claus and the easter bunny, so I wouldn't expect much sense from someone with the most childish of thought processes.

    31. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Okay. A human is a biological entity that has a soul."

      Does it? Where is this soul, what does it look like, and how is it measured? To date there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever for the existence of a "soul", so you've already failed at the first hurdle in trying to define a human being because you've had to resort to including something that is based on all evidence to date purely fictional in your description.

    32. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you view the world with a kind of binary dumb-think, you seem to believe that people have to either view the world as completely scientific, or view it in a completely fictional way. It's simply not true, level of scientific application to life sits on a scale, and many are happy to reject the completely unscientific notion of religion and yet still apply the entirely moralistic (but not inherently scientific) view that if we choose to treat each other well, and not do harm to each other, that we may also wish to consider extending that to animals who are just as capable of feeling pain and stress as we are.

      The problem is the metaphysical reality you refer to isn't, there exists absolutely no proof for it whatsoever. Yes, I've seen you link to articles in other replies, but these aren't actually evidence of what you're claiming, merely evidence that you're willing to misinterpret the meaning of scientific studies to suit your (unproven) preconceived beliefs. That just tells us that you're only willing to see what you want to see, and not factor real actual scientific understanding into your belief set.

      You also talk about natural selection, and do you know what's being naturally selected away nowadays in the developed world? People who believe in metaphysical ideas like those behind most religions. Sorry buddy, you're a dying breed and no amount of flapping about misinterpreting scientific papers to try and justify to yourself that you're right will change that.

      The fact is belief in religion confers no benefit upon the human race, so your contribution of living a life believing in fairy tales is a dying one - it's fundamentally a meaningless waste of time because people have realised they can achieve more in life by not wasting time on fairy tales and by getting on with doing something actually productive.

    33. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Oh, here you go. Every technology you use, and every scientific framework, founded by theists. Looks productive to me.

      No, it is your position that has no possibility of any outcome but your mass-elimination, according to you. Whatever your demographic percentage may be in 20 years, immediate following result: evolution eliminates every single one of you. It is you who is living in a provable "fairy tale", at least you weren't as pathetic in your statement as Hitchens' final e-mail to his followers, as his own DNA ironically and appropriately ate him, that he'd "be with them in spirit". No, he's just gone, because there is nothing else for him according to everything he argued for.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    34. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      Okay, that's wonderful, you can keep saying that over and over all you want, but it wont change the reality that the downward trend in developed nations is religion, and the upward trend is atheism.

      You obviously don't like this given how upset it's made you, but hey, if reality denial is your thing then that's your problem not mine, you're a dying breed in the developed world and that's an inescapable fact. You can't escape the numbers as much as you may wish to pretend to yourself otherwise.

    35. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I'm not upset in the least. Yes, there's a demographic increase. There's also a demographic increase in failing economies and 35 million deaths due to STD's. Are you suggesting that number of adherents determines what is true?

      I do have to ask, because with your circular logic denial that even when presented with peer-reviewed evidence, it isn't evidence because it's theistic, your basic capability to discern what evidence is, is highly dubious. Then you use "evidence" and "proof" interchangably, as if that were valid in any context whatsoever. Yes, we both already know that you will switch your expectations from "evidence" to "proof" precisely to the degree that you can no longer deny there is evidence.

      I sincerely hope you are fully aware you are just straight-out lying when you do this. Otherwise, your mind is simply defective. I suppose, I should expect that to be the case due to your claim there is "no evidence" which could only be arrived at by you having psychic powers to review all evidence received to everyone else on Earth, and determine its absence.

      You are irrational. You are dishonest. Provably so, by your own words. You will by eliminated, undeniably, by both your worldview and mine. That will be the thoroughly appropriate outcome.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    36. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      Really? You're still crying because I pointed out that you suffer a trait of the human race that's dying off?

      Again, no amount of wishful thinking on your behalf changes the fact that folks like you that still believe in fairy tales as grown ups are dying out, whilst folks like me who don't believe in the fairy tales of religion are growing in number.

      Reading your posts is like watching a caught fish on the deck of a ship flapping about desperately trying to survive but ultimately knowing it's a lost cause. You know how funny it is watching your desperation to deny reality right? You know everyone is winding you up because it's kind of funny trolling the crackpot yes?

      You're creating so much stress for yourself spewing bile and desperately trying to defend that which cannot be defended because it fails the basic components of logic. Go lick the bible or whatever it is you get upto for your own sake, you're not convincing anyone with your drivel, because it's precisely that, drivel. If nothing else you're going to die off from an aneurysm caused by getting so stressed trying to defend something that just does not make sense and has no worthwhile evidence backing it.

    37. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Look, atheism is vastly outnumbered by theism demographically. In conjunction with that, it has even less representation politically.

      We are not "dying off". I am limiting myself entirely to your terms, in which case you are a tiny minority protected entirely by -our- norms. By your terms, as the preponderant subculture, there is no reason you can name we shouldn't simply kill you all off to expand our dominance over resources. Be clear here. You live because of our ethical norms, as you try to destroy them. That is why, this isn't even a religious thing--you are an offense to logic and all notions of positive value, objectively, philosophically, with religion or without. You are pure parasite.

      There is no "bile" here. These are -your- required conclusions. This is -you-, according to -you-. You simply refuse to draw the logically-required conclusions, temporarily blocking logic and reality from your consciousness, as you know, not as a matter of my opinion, but as objective fact, you should not exist. Thank the grace of theists that you do, for no justification you can name.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    38. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      Really, there's a spectrum, from fully fledged religious extremist (i.e. you, ISIS), through to people who say "Yeah I'm Christian" in the census, but don't practice it or necessarily even believe in it, to people who identify as atheists.

      People who actually identify as atheists are growing in number, all the other groups are shrinking. It doesn't really matter what the total numbers are when you were talking about dying out - the trend is still the opposite of what you're claiming, the trend is still that atheism is growing and theism is dying out.

      The only places where this isn't true are backwater third world nations. It's true in the West because as people become more educated they stop believing in religious fairy tales, and the West is becoming ever more educated. Unfortunately, hold outs like you still like to pretend you prefer the 3rd world undereducated mentality and make a laughing stock of yourselves, so this is what we do, we laugh at you, because you're so wrong that it's really kind of funny - I mean, let's be clear here, you're preaching logic to a logician, whilst bastardising it and reaching false conclusions, to me that's incredibly hilarious, it's like watching a fat kid stumbling, panting and falling over repeatedly along a 100 metre sprint 2 hours after everyone else has already finished but insisting he's going to win.

      The best bit is that you don't even realise you're the fat kid, I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't also such a blatant preachy dickhead that somehow believe he can spread his child-mind world view by spouting nonsense and pretending he has logic on his side.

      You're basically failing at everything here.

    39. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      We cannot "die out". Largely because, death has nil effect on us.

      I understand you do not accept this. So, for the sake of argument, I am arguing from your worldview. There is absolutely no possibility you won't "die out", according to you yourself. In the unlikely event your worldview expands beyond 50%, it makes no difference. In the final analysis, if nothing else, entropy guarantees you will die out, as an inescapable attribute of your own worldview.

      You are stuck on your own quasi-mystical, but in your case ridiculous, notion that somehow you, and every atheist you know, will not die out. That somehow, some "spirit of atheism" surviving means you still exist in contradiction to the direct scientific facts. Every atheist alive today will be dead in 150 years. Fast forward to then, every atheist then alive will be dead in another 150 years. Rinse, repeat.

      So what is it you are expecting not to "die out", and what does that have to do with you?

      Until you can contend with the fact that contrary to your wishful thinking, "survival of the fittest" means survival of nothing but information, and my metaphysics supports that having actual continuing value, and yours does not, you will get nowhere. You'll stay nowhere until you... die out, as you rabidly choose to every day.

      Until then, work on comprehending what "evidence" and "proof" mean, decide if you want the forced conversion logically necessitated by providing the latter to you, and hone those psychic powers of knowing what evidence everyone else on the planet has not received. They may be of some temporary usefulness. Very temporary.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    40. Re: The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1
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    41. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      You know you already lost the debate like 5 days ago right?

      You seem to think if you keep posting drivel it'll somehow change the reality of the fact that atheism is on the rise, and theism is in decline in the developed world. It really wont. You're still a dying breed, and no amount of flapping about is going to change that.

      You keep spouting mis-logic and I really really would like to give you the benefit of the doubt in thinking that you're just trolling and aren't actually that stupid, but I don't think it's really true is it? I mean, you really are actually so dumb that you a) believe what you're saying, b) fail incredibly hard at even the most basic forms of logical thinking, and c) really don't even understand half the concepts you're referencing.

      When I talk about dying out, you know I'm talking about the segment of the human race that has the now undesirable genes that cause them to believe in fairy tales. I'm not talking about individuals but the whole, and again, folks like you with those undesirable genes that leave you believing in fairy tales are on the decline, there's just no place for people with such poor mental capacity as to believe that stuff in the gene pool as the gene pool increases in intelligence. Your anti-intellectualism is a relic, a no longer fit trait. This is why people like you are in decline, and people like me are not.

      But I'll tell you what, let's do a deal, I'll go back to being a productive member of society, an atheism, part of the rising and growing and successful trend of humanity. You go back to being a relic that is easily fooled by the most nonsensical of discussion and that is part of the declining segment of humanity because you no longer have anything to offer the species. I'm sure you wont want this, because you can't accept that you're a dead end in the gene pool, but oh well, it's not really my problem is it? I'm not part of the dying trend.

    42. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Yes, true, most atheists don't resort to a stream of nonsensical ad hominems in lieu of actually rebutting any points. That is, they aren't direct knowing continual liars.

      You are.

      I will continue to be successful in my career short term. Long term, you will die off, and we'll collect everything. There is nothing you can do about this.

      You didn't answer my question in the other sub-thread. Is there no aspect of evolution you accept?

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    43. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      I don't answer your questions because they're convoluted nonsense. I'm not going to engage with you in your debate because you just twist it and turn it into a combination of things people haven't said, things that aren't true, and things you just outright don't understand.

      If you were even remotely capable of intelligent conversation I'd engage, but as is I'll just continue to stick to the indisputable fact that when you're gone, you're gone, and your ideas are going with you as your ideas and fairy tale belief die out also, whilst mine are spreading and growing in number. This is a fact you still so desperately want to avoid and as you can't even accept that you're part of a dying trend whilst I'm part of a growing trend then what's the point getting into things like evolution that you clearly don't understand?

      I'm perfectly capable of it, and I know it very well - you asked what an atheist's definition of a human is, I'll tell you, it's a biological organism defined by a set of genes that match a pattern within a relatively small statistical degree of variation. I doubt you can even grasp what that means though, and it's also a factually accurate description - you'll undoubtedly argue against it regardless of the fact you'd be wrong. If you want to debate with people you need to start accepting which parts of your argument are just plain objectively wrong, and I'm afraid so far that's the vast majority of them. Given this, what you're after is not a debate, but an attempt to preach your preconceived ideas without challenge regardless of the high levels of factual inaccuracy within them.

    44. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      No, they are not convoluted nonsense, you are simply evading responding to clear questions in a manner that directly disqualifies you from your self-proclaimed status as a "logician".

      To recap:

      1. Do you acknowledge a distinction between "evidence" and "proof"?

      2. Do you acknowledge the existence of evidence for theism? Peer-reviewed evidence was provided as published in among the most respected medical journals in existence earlier in the thread. Refusing to acknowledge evidence as evidence does not change the definition of "evidence". Having an alternate explanation forwarded for evidence does not make it then non-evidence.

      3. By what possible means do you know there is "no evidence" anyone has encountered, as this is tantamount to a claim of psychic powers? A person can know "what happened at the corner of State and Main at 2 AM". It is impossible for anyone to know that nobody knows. In this case and regarding theistic evidence, your claim is directly epistemologically and logically invalid, universally.

      4. What difference does it possibly make what the "trend" is? You all die off regardless. You may as well cite a statistical increase in the number of people born with brown eyes. In neither case does it have any effect on the outcomes per our respective worldviews. Invoke your preferred statistic, see if it helps you from your own biological end.

      5. Do you acknowledge that there is literally nothing you can reference from a material-reductionist standpoint as something regarding atheism that can "survive"? I'll avoid going down the more direct route of addressing your whole viewpoint as a reification fallacy, "logician", and pointing out that not-X is not something, it is nothing, regardless of what "X" is... including "theism". Simply answer the question. State what it is in existence you are claiming will survive in 150 years, so we can measure its existence empirically.

      You continue to evade these basic questions. Because, you have no way to address them without self-contradiction. Self-contradiction usually avoiding by "logicians", except, apparently, ones with as much motivated bias as you. Why so strident in insisting on your own annihilation?

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    45. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      But that was really my point - you make statements that simply aren't true. Even the peer-reviewed evidence you refer to is not evidence of theism, it's research you've chosen to claim is evidence of theism, but it's nothing of the sort.

      As for the trend - well, you brought it up. You made this weird claim that atheists were all going to die out because they were being selected against, something that again there is no evidence of right now, and in fact the contrary - there is a growing atheist population, and a declining theist population in developed nations (and as nations become more developed and better educated the trend is always towards declining theism).

      There is also of course something that can survive - the subsection of the species that are atheists, those who are less genetically pre-disposed to believing in theism, and hence are more productive and more useful members of society in a developed world. In contrast, nature is selecting against the sub-section of the human race that remains attached to theism.

      So as I said, you aren't interested in intelligent discussion because we have a combination of you making things up, lying, and getting confused against fairly basic scientific concepts. Again, all you want to do is preach, but I'm not buying what you're selling, I don't do fairy tales, I do science and logic and no amount of you trying to re-declare logic as the thing you do but isn't will make it so. You're still wrong and the only way you can be right is by dropping the whole theological mysticism nonsense.

      There's a certain irony in your ad-hominem attacks on me given that you cried so hard about them last post. I used them because I knew it was pointless trying to engage with you, you're using them because you know deep down you've already long lost the argument but are too desperate and insecure in your beliefs to ever admit it.

    46. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, we're clearly at an impasse--claiming peer-reviewed, quantified, eye-witness accounts of what theism predicts being what happens post-death is not evidence, is, well, simply you lying, and/or failing to understand what "evidence" is.

      I do hope you resolve your confusion on basic evolutionary theory, and your bizarre notion that abstract concepts have specific genetic representations that can be selected for or against. It does correspond to your overall inability to grasp that scientific materialism is insufficient for a coherent position on your part (as thoroughly demonstrated by the Logical Positivism movement, should you choose to investigate knowing something about it, as a "logician").

      I do hope also you come to understand that characterization is not an argument, and call it "fairy tales" as many times as you like, you'll simply demonstrate yourself an incompetent who thinks he can counter evidence and massively greater demographic adherence by silly fiat.

      There are no ad hominems, there are only questions you still fail to answer. That's what will remain of this discussion, available for the wider reader, as you are an irrelevancy. I hope you'll fix your nonsensical and self-contradictory worldview. If not, well, others will, and we agree on what awaits you.

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      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    47. Re:The "chimera" may already be you by Xest · · Score: 1

      Oh are you still here being wrong, failing at science and struggling to cope with the realisation that you're part of a dying breed?

      I've answered everything, it's not my fault you're the part of the human race that's too mentally flawed to cope with things like science and that still believes in fairy tales. The type of person that, as and adult, still believes stories akin to santa claus and the easter bunny to be truth in the most laughably child like manner. If you can't recognise how ludicrous that is then of course you can't understand why you're wrong, so I guess I'll leave you to keep being wrong, you're just not mentally capable of anything else, it is precisely those defective genes that lead you to be part of the human race that is dying out.

      Of course, you still wont understand this, you'll still keep spouting drivel, still keep being wrong, again, for the simple fact that you just cannot understand science. I can, that's how I make good money doing it, how I help develop things that actually offer something useful to the world rather than merely spouting child-mind drivel about fantasy stories being true. How many people are willing to put their money where their mouth is and pay you to use your supposed knowledge of the realm of fairy tales? None? I thought that might be the case. Sucks to be you as part of the dying dead end breed I guess.

  9. man-bear-pig??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!!!

  10. We were warned... by kwiecmmm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Al Gore tried to warn us about ManBearPig, but no one would listen to him.

    ManBearPig

  11. Nothing new by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    We made hybrid embryos decades ago. We're making new ones; for decades, we've been all weird about human embryos and have been restricted to a set of old embryonic lines and hybrids we made back then.

  12. Animal Consciousness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one worries about the animal consciences that we kill to further humanity, but I guess we're so far "above" other organisms that we can justify that without a second thought. If having a conscience is uniquely human, I guess I missed that study.

    1. Re:Animal Consciousness by Megol · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of people that worry about killing animals, that includes many scientists. A lot of thought is spent on deciding IF an animal study is needed, HOW the study should be done to minimize suffering etc.

  13. This message may not even get outside Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brazilian army is the worst kind of people. I joined PUC university believing it was a high tech place, but now the retards from the army don't let me have a job outside of their enterprises, ans also keep trolling my computers with their trojan horses and sendinding stupid messages to disturb my studies with computer sciences without wasting my money to buy a degree outside that crooked university doesn't taike my interesrt, not even invitations of the boy love association (which btw was the reason I quit two university campuses). the worst part is that motherfucker Saint Jorge retarded church (the cult center of every military retard who believe in babyj) is having to bear with the constat pressure to hang out with the breed of useless "virgin" daughters. That sounds like terrorism, don't You think? Give your virgins, don't yourself up. Hmm...

  14. Well that escalated quickly. by mugnyte · · Score: 1

    You had to go an bring dualism into the discussion. Aren't all of you rushing things?

    1. Re:Well that escalated quickly. by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I know, I know... it's against my personal interests to point out the implications prematurely.

      File this one under "charity". At least I only stated the first in the chain of insights.

      --
      ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
  15. "our sense of humanity." put in perspective by Dorianny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    163.562 people died in 2014 due to wounds inflicted by other humans in armed conflicts around the world. 1.5 million children died in 2008 of vaccine-preventable disease and an estimated 3.5 million due to malnutrition. Considering the vast death and carnage that happens around the clock every single day, the idea that mixing genes in a test-tube is somehow dehumanizing to "our sense of humanity" is completely ludicrous

    1. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by luther349 · · Score: 1

      yea people tend to think there so awesome when its as you said we are no better then animals below us. the only difference is we learned to build things.we kill each other over simple greed.

    2. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Interesting
      And collectively human beings have never killed other human beings in such low levels ever in history. Get this human beings inherently violent, xenophobic and have gut level antipathy for everyone outside their extended family or clan. It is a great testament to the control of mind over instinct, they overcame this genetically wired violence and have peaceful, for the most part, by and large

      Focusing on the existing violence alone, and not putting it in proper context with historical trend lines is what called "making the perfect the enemy of the not-bad-and-its-getting-better".

      --
      sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    3. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, two wrongs make a right. The comments here just show, yet again, the sickening level of psychopathy amongst Slashdotters. You are incapable of imagining being another being, whether animal OR human, and thus unable to feel empathy towards others. What's it like having to constantly PRETEND that you actually care about the people around you? Do you think they actually believe you?

    4. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      Right now we are in a period of relative calm but this is could just be because turmoil and strife tend to be cyclical and we are not far removed from the 2 World Wars which are by far the greatest organized violence Humanity has ever inflicted on itself. In any case all of this has little bearing on the original context which was the perceived dehumanization of all humanity from the creation of Chimera genes

    5. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be challenging at times, but my coping mechanism is "despising people", so aside from work it's pretty easy most of the time.

      As for whether I think they believe me? I honestly don't care if they believe me or not. They pay me to show up and do my job; I'm not hurting anyone.

      Do you believe that you stand on some sort of moral high ground because your ethics come from empathy rather than reason?

    6. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by axewolf · · Score: 1

      mod you down

      what is "ludicrous" is that such things are being done while the food that could be fed to those who are starving is processed into alcohol.
      It's genocide.

      Borders mean very little in this world. The west is for all purposes a unified government. Most African countries are owned by the west. "Independence" means absolutely nothing; it is just a show to placate stupid jealous subjects and to compartmentalize failure for the very rich and success for the less wealthy.

      Russia and China are separate, yes.
      But they do not have many starving people in their lands.

      The countries with the most starvation are more or less under the direct control of the west. And they are kept in that state for the sole reason that breaking their will by starvation is easier than fighting wars against them. Such situations result in a few powerful leaders that can easily be bought.

      Save your "that's not what I learned in school" comments for yourself.

    7. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea people tend to think they're so awesome when it's as you said we are no better than animals below us. the only difference is we learned to build things.we kill each other over simple greed.

      FTFY

    8. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting wild animals treat each other with more civility than the way humans treat other humans?

      Worms are not capable of discovering the greatness a human being has the potential of finding.

      To your point there have been days I have preferred the company of snakes and boars over the bloviation of hypocrites, but I choose to believe anyone can outdo both if they so choose.

      I think Nietchze would agree with me on that.

      And, in the same vein, I think your aspirations to find clarity for yourself and others (to the extent that this describes your intent) is excellent -although (and I say this as a vote of confidence in you) I think you can do better.

    9. Re:"our sense of humanity." put in perspective by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's some reason to think that really major wars are not going to happen again, and that the world is actually going to become more peaceful. There's also some reason to think that this is wishful thinking. I'm unlikely to be concerned with this fifty years from now, but if this continues for another half-century I'm going to be getting pretty optimistic.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  16. Pigs are more ethical than Crooked Hillary! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, being more ethical than Crooked Hillary! is pretty damn easy.

    Hell, a glass bottle is more ethical than Crooked Hillary!

  17. Caig Venter is upset by mugnyte · · Score: 2

    He couldn't get nearly this amount of press, and he's been customizing genes for a while now.

  18. Holy crap i want a half cat half dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Screw half human half animal, i want half cat half dog. Loyalty of a dog yet only shits on other people's lawns!

    1. Re:Holy crap i want a half cat half dog by luther349 · · Score: 1

      thats called a fox lol.

  19. Re: "the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bush opposed it for religious reasons which was a criminal thing to do since that is unconstitutional.

  20. The Island of Doctor Moreau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Are we not men?"

    1. Re:The Island of Doctor Moreau by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

      Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
      Not to suck up Drink; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
      Not to eat Fish or Flesh; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
      Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Men?
      Not to chase other Men; that is the Law. Are we not Men?

      --
      Design for Use, not Construction!
  21. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by DamnOregonian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Are you really trying to form an equivalency between genetic construction of a Chimera, and research on harvested fetal stem cells?

    And really with the political shit? left-wing?
    I'm a lefty (I think... hard to say these days), and I'm all for GMO chow, nuclear power, catdogs, bunnygirls, and not wasting the stem cells from terminated pregnancies. I don't feel like it's... political at all for me. Just logical.

    You need to get over yourself and your politics. Try to look at issues by their merit instead of whatever your coach tells you your team is all about.

  22. Manbearpig by HumanWiki · · Score: 2

    Sh*t... Al Gore was right!

    1. Re:Manbearpig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Mountain Dew is right...'puppy-monkey-baby' (as unsettling as those commercials are I can't help watch/laugh! :-))...

    2. Re:Manbearpig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So was George W. Bush!

  23. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The first hybrid human clone was created in November 1998, by Advanced Cell Technology. It was created using SCNT - a nucleus was taken from a man's leg cell and inserted into a cow's egg from which the nucleus had been removed, and the hybrid cell was cultured, and developed into an embryo. The embryo was destroyed after 12 days.[4]

    1. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this supposed to make me more or less squicked out about the topic?

  24. Alright! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this means I'll be able to get a humanoid animal to keep as a pet, I'm fine with that.

  25. It's obvious where this is going by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    Four legs good, two legs bad.

    1. Re:It's obvious where this is going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we not men?

  26. Sounds like a great idea... by Pollux · · Score: 3, Funny

    We'll create this "human organ farm" deep underground and convince all the organisms that they're the world's last hope for survival. We'll explain that a nuclear war made the vast majority of the world too contaminated for life, but a lone island presents hope for survival. We'll convince them that we'll use a lottery to "randomly select" who to send to this "island". All the while, we'll keep them ignorant and secluded, distracting them with organizational tasks like mixing particular organic molecules together to help feed growing organism embryos, and entertaining them with VR live-action versions of X-Box video games. Then, as long as we keep them secluded in this "distraction-dystopia", we don't need to worry about their consciousness, right?

    1. Re:Sounds like a great idea... by HumanWiki · · Score: 2

      We'll create this "human organ farm" deep underground and convince all the organisms that they're the world's last hope for survival. We'll explain that a nuclear war made the vast majority of the world too contaminated for life, but a lone island presents hope for survival. We'll convince them that we'll use a lottery to "randomly select" who to send to this "island". All the while, we'll keep them ignorant and secluded, distracting them with organizational tasks like mixing particular organic molecules together to help feed growing organism embryos, and entertaining them with VR live-action versions of X-Box video games. Then, as long as we keep them secluded in this "distraction-dystopia", we don't need to worry about their consciousness, right?

      Jordan Two Delta was hot.

    2. Re:Sounds like a great idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, we can just figure out how to grow these organs in pigs, whose entertainment budget is a whole lot cheaper. See, doesn't that sound more reasonable? Glad you're on board.

    3. Re:Sounds like a great idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved that movie, didn't it have tom cruise or some big star in it? I can't remember the name of it though.

    4. Re:Sounds like a great idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Island (2005) with Ewan McGregor

      (yeah Jordan Two Delta is hot)

  27. I for one by dimko · · Score: 1

    welcome our new Man-Bear-Pig overlords!

    1. Re:I for one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will you be of any use in gathering workers for their underground honey truffle mines?

  28. Diseases first, not Ethics by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually my first concern would be about diseases. Does having animals with human-like organs inside them make it easier for diseases which affect that animal to mutate into a version which will infect humans? Since we are talking pigs the example that comes to mind immediately is something like swine flu.

    1. Re:Diseases first, not Ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Since we are talking pigs

      The phrase "talking pigs" in a comment on this story made me smile and wince all at the same time

    2. Re:Diseases first, not Ethics by foradoxium · · Score: 1

      OMG...I think you just posted the very first non-trollish post on this article. I commend you, I just don't have any mod points.

      And I agree with you. We already have animal to human diseases, does this build a better bridge giving way to even MORE potential strains?

    3. Re:Diseases first, not Ethics by Chikungunya · · Score: 1

      These kind of chimeras are not necessary for this kind of risky situation, experimental animals are right now routinely "humanized" by modifying their genome in order for them to express human proteins, this makes the humanized animals susceptible to some human diseases and theoretically facilitates the appearance of pathogens that can now infect humans (specially viruses). The new chimeras of this post are actually safer since their offspring would not carry any human traits so they can't be mass produced.

    4. Re:Diseases first, not Ethics by Megol · · Score: 1

      Swine flu can already infect humans, many human diseases can be transmitted to swine. I don't think this is a large problem and even if it were experimental scientists already have experience in breeding under strict controls - mice without immune system wouldn't live long otherwise.

    5. Re:Diseases first, not Ethics by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      zoonotic pathogens are a very real concern, and the mutation of endemic animal pathogens into strains able to infect pure human cell lines *HAS* been documented, and was documented nearly a decade ago.

      Specifically, early studies of mixed-culture embryos (an animal blastocyst that has had cloned human inner cell mass cells injected into it, along with the animal embryo's normal contents) resulted in unexpected results: In some cases, the resulting tissues were not just heterogenous admixtures of cell lineages, but cell fusion had clearly happened in embryonic development, and genetically hybridized tissue was present. These genetically hybridized cells in the culture tested positive for porcine endemic retrovirus infection (the tissue was of mixed pig and human lineage) and the retroviral sequences involved had adapted to be able to infect the pure human cells in the culture, some non-trivial number of them also testing positive for infection.

      https://www.newscientist.com/a...

      While modern techniques may permit the creation of genetic hybrid animals capable of growing human organs, the usualy subject of interest for xenotransplantation hosts is the porcine (pig) model. Recent studies into PERVs (Porcine Endogenous RetroViruses) have identified several strains that have strong capacity to adapt to infection of pure human tissues, meaning organs grown in animals that have the viral pathogen present can cause illness in human hosts they are introduced to.

      link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00705-008-0141-7

      www.mdpi.com/1999-4915/6/5/2062/htm

      These are serious issues with the fundamental concept of using pigs as hosts for xenotransplanted organ harvesting, completely outside the scope of the ethics of creating "Miss Piggy".

      Currently, it looks like trying this with pigs will be very difficult, if impossible, to accomplish without dangerous risk of introducing new and dangerous zoonoses into the human population at large, and possibly introducing human specific dna into the porcine germline at large. (The latter being especially easy to have happen by a combination of outstanding need to produce more animals quickly to meet organ demand, costs of proper controls, and human nature where potential profit meets regulatory obstruction)

      This is just a bad idea, at least as far as swine host model is concerned. it is just asking for trouble.

      It might be that other host animals have lower risk of serious zoonotic transfer, but I am unaware if that is the case or not-- all of the work I have seen has involved mice, rabbit, or swine models, all of which have some form of endogenous viral load that can become infectious to humans after infecting hybrid cell culture media, at least in vitro.

      These scientists would do much better with using organ tissue priting techniques to produce organ analogs to support real organ growth in vitro. (eg, you grow a real organ on a tissue printed support system, made of "unsuitable for transplant but functional" printed organs, that is sustained in a tank.)

      That is significantly less ethically dodgy, would solve a number of other issues besides transplant shortages (developed enough, such support systems could, at least in theory, serve as artificial wombs for reproductive assistance), and would not risk human populations with zoonoses.

      But for some reason, there is this love affair with trying to use food animals to solve this problem, damn the data telling them it is a bad idea.

    6. Re:Diseases first, not Ethics by Anonymous+Cow+Ward · · Score: 1

      Short answer: probably not. Most pathogens only affect certain tissues, and we can easily screen pigs used for this purpose for the flu.

      --
      Examine even your most deeply held beliefs. Nobody is always right.
  29. Pig with Human Consciousness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    WTF is so special about human consciousness?

    What would a human be like with pig consciousness?

    Are we just making shit up now because we are so in-the-dark about the actual science involved?

    1. Re:Pig with Human Consciousness? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      "What would a human be like with pig consciousness?"

      Ummm... they would move to Texas?

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
  30. Dr. Moreau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we have seen this movie already.

  31. Dark Angel by pr0t0 · · Score: 1

    Watch season two of Dark Angel to see how it turns out.

    --
    I'm sorry, but your opinion seems to be wrong.
    1. Re:Dark Angel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can go with season one. Season two only shifted focus to earlier prototypes.

    2. Re:Dark Angel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      trolled

    3. Re:Dark Angel by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Either series will do, Max is a combination cat and human, she just looks human... (yes, I had Dark Angel in mind when writing the above but I suspect the underlying concept has been done by more than one author...)

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  32. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Nutria · · Score: 1

    Are you really trying to form an equivalency between genetic construction of a Chimera, and research on harvested fetal stem cells?

    I'm not trying to form a moral equivalence between the two.

    And really with the political shit? left-wing?

    Opposition to Bush's fetal stem cell ban certainly didn't come from the Right.

    (I think... hard to say these days)

    That's true.

    Try to look at issues by their merit

    That's such a (pun intended) God awful slipperly slope. After all, lots of Russians thought there were ten metric ass-loads of merit in the idea of raping hundreds of thousands German woman and girls. Japanese thought their actions in Nanking were highly meritorious, too. Fritz Haber thought it was highly meritorious to develop chemical weapons for use by the Fatherland in the Great War.

    Shall I go on, or do you get the point?

    instead of whatever your coach tells you your team is all about.

    No man is an (intellectual) island, entire of itself.

    --
    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  33. Different reference by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    "Are we not men?"

    We are Devo!

    --
    #DeleteChrome
  34. Shades of "A modest proposal" by jimbob6 · · Score: 1

    If they had really wanted funding then they probably shouldn't be calling them "chimeras".
    What was "unholy abominations of human dignity" taken?

    1. Re:Shades of "A modest proposal" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trademarked by Comcast. =/

  35. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to get over yourself and your politics.

    No thanks. I'll keep my humanity intact, thank you very much. Murder is murder. Chopping up the victim and selling the pieces so it "doesn't go to waste" is morally repugnant, bordering on true Evil. Simply because someone's rationalized that it's "ok to crush someone's head off because they haven't spoken their first word yet" doesn't mean your bullshit sits well with truth, reason, or those who haven't sold out their souls for the female vote. Call it "logic" -- it's casual, politically-sanctioned murder on a massive scale. The only defense you can possibly offer is throwing up rationalized definitions which are nothing but the impotent screams of the damned.

    It's a much easier argument to say that the hybrid fetuses were "never technically human" because they aren't -- any more in a genetic/biological sense than a chimpanzee. Human fetuses, as the result of two compatible human gametes fusing into a zygote, are biologically human -- genetic code doesn't change at birth.

  36. When does life begin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Critics of these experiments say they are too risky because there is no way of knowing where the human stem cells will go. Will they just become a pancreas? Or could they become a brain? And if they become a brain, will the pigs who house them have human consciousness?

    That's a super interesting question.

  37. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

    The GOP presidential candidate called, he wants his false equivalencies back!

    And to answer your question, its in the summary:

    New York Medical College Professor of Cell Biology and Anatomy Stuart Newman calls the use of chimeras as entering unsettling ground which damages "our sense of humanity."

    I don't know what an evolutionary biologist can be, if not left wing.

    Note: You started this partisan bickering....

  38. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, when we said Bush has the brain of a turnip, we didn't mean that he literally had a turnip's brain.

    It was a figure of speech, that's all.

  39. What is our "sense of humanity"? by suupaabaka · · Score: 2

    I really want him to provide a definition of what a "sense of humanity" is, and apply it equally to a pool of well known individuals (Dalai Lama, Joseph Stalin, Charles Manson, Nelson Mandela) and try to avoid miring that definition in some sort of wishy-washy, mythical or biblical masturbation.

  40. THE line, you say? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    However, a number of bioethicists and scientists frown on the creation of interspecies embryos which they believe crosses the line.

    Oh, well that's easy to settle, if there's a line. And not just a line, but the line.

    Honestly, I don't know what all the fuss is about. Regard the line, people!

    --
    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  41. Or just allow a market for human organs by trout007 · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that everyone but the person donating the organs gets something. The only reason there aren't enough organs is because of price controls. Allow people to sell organ futures and we would have plenty of organs for everyone that needs them.

    --
    I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
    1. Re:Or just allow a market for human organs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting that everyone but the person donating the organs gets something. The only reason there aren't enough organs is because of price controls. Allow people to sell organ futures and we would have plenty of organs for everyone that needs them.

      Most organ donations are done post mortum as the set of organs you need to live and the set of organs you can donate without dying has a predictably small intersection.

      That means compensating the donor is pointless (they're dead) and an organ futures market would not be ethical, as a futures contract specifies a date of delivery.

  42. A Modest Proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that harvesting other homo sapiens for organs makes us "less human" is also nonsense. We're simply removing a few cells and people die every day, so it's no big deal if someone's grandma is harvested for their organs. And don't get me started about brains. Frankly, there are quite a few out there that ought to be in mint condition given their lack of use....

  43. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opposition to Bush's fetal stem cell ban certainly didn't come from the Right.

    ........WHAT?
    Never mind.

  44. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep your religion to yourself and you can keep doing it.
    Try to make me part of your delusion and you loose the privilege.

  45. "Half"-human...no. by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1
    From what little detail was in the article there on the Irritable Bowel Times, it sounds like they're talking about growing a normal wholly-human organ in wholly-"animal" pigs. (The pigs in this case being bred/modified just enough to not grow their own pigly pancreas, so that the human cells can form a human-compatible pancreas instead).

    This doesn't make the pigs "half-human, half animal" any more than Escherichia coli cells modified to produce human insulin protein are "half-human, half-bacteria" (or a human with a prosthetic leg is "half-human, half-machine").

    Ridiculous sensationalism. Bah.

    Personally, I'd argue "humanity" is a state of mind rather than a bundle of body-parts, but that's a whole separate issue.

    1. Re:"Half"-human...no. by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

      Oh, and to expand on this: a "chimera", in this context, means it's one organism with some cells that are genetically one organism and other cells that are genetically the other, not some sort of "genetic modification" that mixes genes from two different organisms. (If you were to breed the pigs referred to in this project, you'd get plain old pigs - who would presumably end up dying not too long after being born because they have no pancreas without the human [or, hypothetically, from some other organism] cells being transplanted in to form one.)

    2. Re:"Half"-human...no. by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      It is most likely a state of mind, but it would generally be informed by our structure. Mostly brain structure, but other senses would play a role too.

      The consideration of a brain actually forming in this manner is potentially horrifying, though. Such a brain would have no external stimuli at all. Granted, it would not know what it is missing, but I believe the brain expects at least some low level input which it is unlikely to get as an internal growth in a distinct host organism.

      While I grant that it is unlikely that a fully structured brain would develop unless it was the intended target, the process *is* being designed to grow fully functional organs. A lot depends, I suppose, on the method and the potential risk of unintended consequences.

      I don't know. I think I'd prefer it if we could develop a process that could be a little more... precise about what we're getting out of it.

  46. Dear Scientists.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Stop it.. and start working on what all of us in the USA want...

    Make the CatDog.

    yes one end cat, one end dog... Give it to us!

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    Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  47. Smart Bacon, more tastey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be honest if the pig did have a human conciousness, would it not be a tastier bacon?

  48. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by SpankiMonki · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to form a moral equivalence between the two.

    Then why are you bemoaning the lack of left-wing "outrage" on the matter? If I could point you to some left-wing outrage on the chimera research funding moratorium, would you feel better? Here you go:

    https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2015/11/researchers-urge-lifting-of-nih-funding-restrictions-on-chimeric.html

    Perhaps the lefties are holding their outrage until they see if the NIH will resume funding in this area...it is after all a moratorium while the NIH "considers a possible policy revision in this area."

    You wouldn't want any outrage until an actual policy has been made, would you? Where's the fun in that?

    Of course, I might also ask why you have a need for some sort of counterbalancing outrage from "the left" to begin with. Perhaps you should just relax and stop getting worked up over things that haven't even been decided yet.

  49. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Nutria · · Score: 1

    You assume that religion is required for those thoughts. Very disappointing.

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  50. Just to point out . . . by mmell · · Score: 1

    . . . we didn't even call it murder until something like what, five/six/seven thousand years ago? Before that whole writing/language/agriculture thing, that was just the way it was. Nothing amoral, unethical or illegal about it.

    1. Re:Just to point out . . . by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      That's semantics. Yes, before we had a legal system or laws, we didn't call anything a crime. That doesn't mean it was ethical or moral then to do those things, it just meant that either the justice was meted out more directly, or injustice prevailed due to a simple inability to redress it.

      I agree that concepts may need to be re-thought when technology provides new cases, but that doesn't mean that the concepts we've developed have no value just because they were innovated at some point in the past.

  51. Grow a new heart and new wounded knee. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    All it will take is one person saved by just such an organ grown in an animal, and the idiot pundits and politicians will be swept aside like, what was that thing from the American writers class? Like a spider's legs in a roaring fire!

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    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  52. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Nutria · · Score: 1

    The GOP presidential candidate called, he wants his false equivalencies back!

    You saying it's a false equivalency doesn't actually make it a false equivalency.

    New York Medical College Professor of Cell Biology and Anatomy Stuart Newman calls the use of chimeras as entering unsettling ground which damages "our sense of humanity."

    Using baby parts because the mother decided "she didn't want to" damages "our sense of humanity", too.

    Note: You started this partisan bickering....

    What's your point?

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  53. Oh hell: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    You just know those dratted felines will want their own litter boxes.

    1. Re:Oh hell: by tepples · · Score: 1

      Cats can be trained to use a toilet. Many prefer it because they no longer have to spend time burying their waste. The biggest drawback is you have to leave the lid up and the seat down, but that drawback wouldn't quite apply to hypothetical cat people.

    2. Re:Oh hell: by meerling · · Score: 1

      I've seen plenty of humans that still need to be trained how to use a toilet. :(
      And I'm not talking about the adolescent variety either...

    3. Re:Oh hell: by bjwest · · Score: 1

      ... The biggest drawback is you have to leave the lid up and the seat down, but that drawback wouldn't quite apply to hypothetical cat people.

      The only drawback I see in it is having to remember to put the seat down when you're done. I guess living with a toilet trained cat is the same as living with a woman with the exception that a woman may not shit on the floor next to the toilet whey you forget.

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      --- Keep the choice with the user..
    4. Re: Oh hell: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you haven't lived with a woman.

    5. Re:Oh hell: by RuffMasterD · · Score: 1

      Then the dog comes in and drinks from the toilet o_O

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    6. Re:Oh hell: by shaitand · · Score: 1

      A small subset of cats can successfully be trained to do so.

    7. Re:Oh hell: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A small subset of humans can successfully train their cat to do so.
      The vast majority of cats can be trained, they respond to the actual instructions, and to the consistency of those instructions.

      Like cops beating suspects, they respond to the actual rewards, not the hypothetical. If you say you want them to do one thing, but your actions say something else, they give a wink and a nod and follow your actual instuctions.

    8. Re:Oh hell: by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "The vast majority of cats can be trained, they respond to the actual instructions, and to the consistency of those instructions."

      Cats be trained in general. The vast majority of cats are highly independent creatures with absolutely no desire or concern about making you happy. If you'd ever toilet trained a cat you'd know there isn't much instruction involved. The most successful method involves a cover for a toilet with a small amount of litter in it. The plastic gets smaller with a larger hole in the middle and less and less litter. It's like litter box training in the sense that it isn't training at all, you just show it to the cat after each change so they understand and possibly provide a step to give them easy access.

      But cats are picky about this. If they don't like the flushable litters you've got a problem. If they've ever fallen in a toilet you have a problem. If like many cats they drink from the toilet because a cat sees no difference between that and their water dish/fountain you've got a problem. If the cat decides at any point they aren't okay with the arrangement you've got a problem. If the cat doesn't like to handled in the final stages they will be in a panicked state of trying to get away and paying no attention when try to show them how to stand on the seat.

  54. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Nutria · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't want any outrage until an actual policy has been made, would you? Where's the fun in that?

    Ask any partisan on any side of the fence. Fear is a great donation motivator.

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  55. Consciousness is not understood by axewolf · · Score: 2

    The sensations that come from our organs (other than the brain) profoundly influence our consciousness. Our mood, our thoughts, everything.
    What if our consciousness is not just centered in the brain but spread throughout the whole body?
    Do organs have their own consciousness that is a direct constituent of the highest-level consciousness of thought? Are there thoughts that you have that are a direct reflection of the sensation of a specific organ other than the ears, eyes, nose, and tongue?

    People are trained like dogs to eschew these kinds of questions, for precisely the reason that they interfere with commerce. But they must be answered eventually or humanity's greed will catch up with it: we will develop arts too powerful and create something we don't understand that consumes us. Possible candidates so far are the media, nuclear energy, and artificial intelligence. What next?

    The simple truth is this: some people are taking advantage of the relative standstill in the last ~2000 years of human moral development and education to do something horribly wrong, in every sense of the word, that they do not understand the implications of.
    Indeed, this is the story of modern civilization in general.

    1. Re:Consciousness is not understood by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Do organs have their own consciousness that is a direct constituent of the highest-level consciousness of thought?

      No.

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      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    2. Re:Consciousness is not understood by axewolf · · Score: 1

      People are trained like dogs to eschew these kinds of questions

      Some dogs go BARK BARK BARK
      the mangiest go NO NO NO

  56. natural order of life . by swell · · Score: 1

    For billions of years on earth, every life form has endured discomfort and unpleasantness. Some evolved in a new, more efficient form, others were left behind. The process continues today and includes humans. Individuals of every species can expect difficulties and the strongest will carry on the genes. Humans have anointed some species protected- meat & dairy animals, domestic pets; and others condemned- experimental animals, disease carriers. Human individuals continue to suffer unpleasantness in many forms and none are surprised at that. Generally life goes on as always.

    Now we are to be shocked and upset because of some new experiment using human/animal DNA? How is this different from our centuries of experiments on animals and humans? Many of us wouldn't be here but for the knowledge gained from the suffering of others. Should we now say "OK, I'm here and I'm healthy so the experiments can stop because I don't care about future generations."

    Presumably the scientists who want to do this are more rational than the general public. They expect that human beings will benefit from the work. They know there will be suffering, setbacks, mistakes etc but they expect it to be worthwhile. It's the natural order of life to suffer, but these scientists will limit the suffering to a few animals in the hope that many humans will have less suffering.

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    ...omphaloskepsis often...
  57. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is delusional about what I said? That human embryos are human? The DELUSION belongs to the people that excuse their moral qualms by repeating the lie that a human embryo is anything else.

    Defend your delusion by screaming at others that they are delusional? Please.

    It was particularly cute when you tried to punctuate your point by suggesting a removal of my First Amendment rights. Like that's a great argument showing proper moral reasoning and cognition. I suppose that's why you are so pro-abortion -- literally taking on someone your own mental size.

  58. Breaking out in cows by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    Edward Jenner developed the smallpox vaccine in 1796, from cows.

    This was quite controversial at the time, because it involved injecting bits of cow into humans and... what could go wrong? Caricatures of the time show cows "breaking out" of people after the cow vaccine was given.

    In religious terms, how ethical is it to inject humans with pieces derived from the lower animals? Didn't Jenner's vaccine meddle with God's great plan and pollute the integrity of the human form?

    Pure ethics can be based on suffering, so there shouldn't be any problem. Later on we'll develop methods for growing organs without the animal host to reduce suffering even further.

    It gets murky when you think ethics is derived from some religious dogma with irrational basis and no interior logic. Once you believe there's something special about the human form/genome/purpose, you start to have ethical pangs for no good reason.

    Give it a couple of years, it'll become mainstream. Like a Christian Scientist with appendicitis, eventually everyone will see the usefulness and ethics more clearly.

  59. Life immitates are (Seinfeld clip) by istartedi · · Score: 1
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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
  60. Edward? Daddy? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

    I want to die.

  61. Everyone Condones Murder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Murder is unlawful killing. Our laws are somewhat complex on the issue. You, too, condone murder, unless you're a rather extreme pacifist. For my part, I recognize that the compact of violence that engenders societies has no fundamental limits, certainly not as practiced. Some rhetoric on the matter assumes an inviolable right to life, perhaps as a cruel irony to those simple enough to believe it, as no society has ever practiced such a thing.

    Human fetuses are neither particularly valuable nor particularly scarce. They are not members of any society, and society owes them nothing, certainly not at the expense of the potential mother. Whatever your beliefs, you're going to have to accept that not only is this killing perfectly acceptable to societies, but that this is never going to change.

    See you in Hell.

  62. Bacon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " ... will the pigs who house them have human consciousness?"

    The more important question is will they still have tasty bacon?

  63. Will they create a CowDog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Apple Macintosh needs to know

  64. ET is real and living in a test tube. by warewolfsmith · · Score: 1

    It's the simplest solution to the whole ETI conundrum, if you cant find them, make them. And in other news the lion man has fleas.

  65. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Using baby parts because the mother decided "she didn't want to" damages "our sense of humanity", too.

    Hi - you seem to think some human females should be enslaved to a parasite they don't want. If a barely pubescent girl is raped by her retarded uncle, does that mean you still feel the same way? Are you PERSONALLY volunteering to be/pay for a surrogate and have the embryo implanted in you, free of charge, and at your own expense? Are you registered somewhere we can verify that that:s true?
    No, you want to spend tax dollars to prohibit a girl/woman from making that decision on her own? Then FOAD you hypocrite.

  66. I'm OK with pigoons... by oxbow+lake · · Score: 1

    ...as long as I get a rakunk as well.

  67. THIS IS GELF SPACE! Death, to the stranger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, when I see test tube things I immediately think of gelfs from reddwarf.

  68. Opens the door to Transspecies identification!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am now identifying myself as a house cat. Looking for a single lady that I can lay around on her couch/lap all day while she pets me. Once I get past that licking myself clean it will be all good........

  69. which.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which bathroom?

  70. Practicality? by LostMyBeaver · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I'm anti-nationalism and I don't really feel that I need to be superior to animals. I am quite sure that my humanity is something that enables me to do many things and thankfully keeps me at the top of the food chain. I honestly have no ethical issues with what they're attempting to accomplish beyond this...

    1) How many animals would they need to raise, maintain, etc... to build a "warehouse" of organs to ensure that when they are needed a "match" can be found? Wouldn't this require insanely massive populations of animals for even relatively simple to match organs? Then there's supply and demand... I could easily imagine needing a million+ having to be breed and fed, etc...

    2) What about sterility and mating them? If you have a million+ farm animals, do you snip-snip them all the males? How do you keep them from breeding so you can maintain an accurate database of organ characteristics?

    3) How long would it take to raise a farm animal to an age where the organ would be beneficial? Would a one year old pig have a heart that would match a 40 year old adult human? Would it have to be 5 or 10 years old? If so, then how many more animals would we need to farm to have a supply?

    4) Tissue printing instead? Aren't we doing pretty good things so far with research to print organs? Isn't this more likely to yield the desired results?

    1. Re:Practicality? by danaris · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, from hearing about this type of thing from other sources, creating chimeras isn't just meant to provide a source of transplantable human organs. It enables researchers to study the effects of drugs (and whatever else) on human organs much better than using straight-animal analogs, without the kinds of ethical issues that make it tricky to impossible to do it in human clinical trials.

      Dan Aris

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  71. In Five Thousand Years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Historians will say the Egyptian gods came back to earth around 2000-2200 and decimated the human population* for believing in false gods. Maybe someone will discover corrupted Stargate videos and then promotional Stargate toys will be viewed as religious icons.

    *Though war, sickness, climate change, or whatever we end up doing to ourselves.

    Ethically, a dog head with a human body wouldn't be viewed as human and thus ripe for organ harvesting or for a head transplant when your body starts getting old.

  72. far more damaging to "our sense of humanity" by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    Stuart Newman calls the use of chimeras as entering unsettling ground which damages "our sense of humanity."

    You know what damages people's sense of humanity even more? Dying miserably even though modern medical technology could make you well, because some prick called Stuart Newman takes the position that a pig is more important than a human or thinks that a human kidney somehow gives a pig a soul.

  73. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds to me like the sort of decision that mother should be making. How about you stay out of my vagina?

  74. Re: "the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No amount of feminist dogma changes the fact that I am biologically entitled to be in your vagina whenever I want. Woman are subservient to men and always has been. That's in everyone's genetic code.

  75. Knackers by WindSword · · Score: 1

    A bit of research shows this story to a load of knackers. Latest news at the university website has no mention of this nor does a search of the names and the university return any (credible) hits.

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  77. Pointy Hats by JimSadler · · Score: 2

    The morality wizards are at it again. " Our sense of humanity" is so abstract that it can not be damaged. I doubt that there is much agreement at all on what our sense of humanity is. What moral wizards actually do is get attention, power, and positions for themselves. Yes, a pig could acquire a sense of self. But that pig need not know fear or know about death at all. Put the pig to sleep covertly and harvest what is needed from the pig. That pig could have a very happy life. Meanwhile you just might save millions of human lives with the parts and processes derived from these chimeras. So what kind of balance scale does one need to weigh a human life against "our sense of humanity"? Well "our sense of humanity"has zero weight on a balance beam. Hopefully even one human being has real weight.

  78. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Bible thumping right winger and I have no problems with this. I'll probably need a heart or liver some day. Harvesting a custom made organ from a pig and transplanting it is fine with me. Even better, send me home from the hospital with bacon made from the leftover pig.

  79. Is this new? Is the objection even modern? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Is growing human organs even a new thing? There certainly is already cross species blending of genetics.

    The objection to this seems like it comes from a time when people didn't know we were just another of the animals lucky enough to have thumbs, the physical requirements for auditory speech, and a brain capable of utilizing those things. Animals, even those of lesser intelligence than humans (which is not all, some are believed to even have superior intelligence) are known to have consciousness. Only a human could have "human" consciousness but there is nothing special about it, that's just a label. Human intelligence is still just animal intelligence.

    I for one would welcome giving dolphins arms and hands with thumbs in addition to their flippers. How about thumbs for other primates? Everyone jumps on this as way to grow organs for humans and the like. What about giving our cousins a helping hand?

  80. Cat-Dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally I can be sure where the cartoon Cat-Dog came from.

  81. Similar problem as abortion by zero_out · · Score: 1

    The ethical problem with chimeras is similar to the one with abortion. How do we define a 'person?' We have the same DNA as a lot of other life forms. As it is, we can use a pig heart as a temporary replacement for a human heart. Do we define a person based on one's ability to reproduce? A person and a sheep can't reproduce with one another, or we'd have seen plenty of chimeras already, based on the rumors I've heard about farmers in various parts of the world. However, plenty of people are unable to reproduce with certain members of the opposite sex, or at all. Does that disqualify them from being a person? The more we discover about our natural world, and the more we learn to tinker with its many mechanisms, the more we blur the line between us and everything else.

    Many people claim that we are moral actors, and therefore are held to higher standards than animals. Men shouldn't kill a rival male, take his mate, and slaughter his children, but some animals do that. Men should also refrain from forcing copulation on a woman, but some animals do that. If we mix human DNA with other animals, at what point do we start expecting lions to be moral actors? At what point do we stop expecting humans to be moral actors? I don't have any answers. Clearly there are benefits to be had here, just as their are benefits to researching embryonic stem cells. At the same time, we need to consider the wider impacts this will have on our society, culture, and sense of self.

  82. ppl already live like animals by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    People behaving like animals turn people into animals

  83. Pig and Elephant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well one thing is for sure. They will never be able to create pig sized elephants or elephant sized pigs. Haven't you heard that song by Loverboy "Pig and Elephant DNA just won't splice."

    But maybe the can create a man-bear-pig.

  84. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    That's such a (pun intended) God awful slipperly slope. After all, lots of Russians thought there were ten metric ass-loads of merit in the idea of raping hundreds of thousands German woman and girls. Japanese thought their actions in Nanking were highly meritorious, too.

    By your reasoning, you find merit in pulling stuff out of your ass and putting it on Slashdot. It's possible to do something and not consider it an actual good thing to do. I haven't read claims that it was good to rape all those Germans, just that it was understandable. I don't think you're going to find very many references to Japanese claiming that the Rape of Nanking was actually a good thing.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  85. Re:"the NIH has refused to fund it." by Nutria · · Score: 1

    I haven't read claims that it was good to rape all those Germans, just that it was understandable. I don't think you're going to find very many references to Japanese claiming that the Rape of Nanking was actually a good thing.

    Of course not now, after the fact. I was referring to the actual soldiers doing the deed.

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  86. animal consciousness by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    I believe many animals are conscious in that they are aware of themselves and aware of others. Think not only of themselves and their well being, but also of those they love. I find it all kind of pious to think that they are not aware, in the same sense that we created the gods to be in our own image. Sometimes I think this is an excuse for the horrible things we do to animals, but don't want to think about. If consciousness is a defining human characteristic, then what about those who are born with much lower intelligence or awareness? Are they less human? Because some animals are smarter then them. If they create an animal with more intelligence, it does not make it human. The idea that we should fear intelligent animals is ridiculous, because they already exist. What we should fear is an animal with better limbs, because if they could use a gun... many of them would and probably are justified to do so.

    I am only half joking here. But humans are so stuck up. When really, we are nothing more than chimps with dolphin brains.

  87. Is the Dr Performing this Research Dr Moreau? by DEN_GUY · · Score: 1

    Just sayin'

  88. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bioethicist = Father Clancy puts on a lab coat
    Humans = Animals