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Comcast Admits It Incorrectly Debited $1,775 From Account, Tells Customer To Sort It Out With Bank (consumerist.com)

An anonymous reader writes from a report via The Consumerist: Consumerist reader Robert is fighting with Comcast over a $1,775 early termination fee that should not have been assessed after he tried to cancel his business-tier service with the company. Comcast itself has even admitted that the money should not have been debited from Robert's bank account, but now says it's his responsibility to sort the mess out with his bank. The Consumerist reports: "In an effort to save money in 2014, Robert called to have their service level downgraded to a more affordable rate. Shortly thereafter, correctly believing that he was out of contract, he cancelled his Comcast service. That should have been the end of the story, but only weeks after closing the Comcast account, the boys from Kabletown decided that Robert was not out of contract, debiting $1,775.44 from the checking account tied to the Comcast service. Skip forward to Jan. 2015 -- two months after being told he'd get made whole; still no check. Robert says that when he called Comcast, 'the rep actually laughed when I told her I didn't get a check yet. She said it would take three months.'" Two calls later, one in June 2015 and one in Jan. 2016, Robert still didn't receive the check even after being reassured it was coming. More recently, he received an email from someone at Comcast "Executive Customer Relations," saying: "I understand you're claiming that someone advised you Comcast would send a refund check for the last payment that was debited but this is generally not the way we handle these situations. [...] For your situation, you would have to dispute the payment with your bank." Good news: The Consumerist reached out to Comcast HQ and a Comcast rep wrote back. "More information just came in," reads the email, which explains that an ETF credit was applied to his account in Dec. 2014, but "through some error the refund check never generated." Comcast is reportedly sending the check for real this time.

180 comments

  1. plus interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call it 3k by now

    1. Re:plus interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. If this money was owed in reverse, you'd better believe they'd be charging interest. They'd have probably turned it over to collections by then as well and put a dent in your credit rating.

      Different rules for the rich and famous...

    2. Re:plus interest? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      He shouldn't have allowed it to be drawn out so long. After 30 days, he should have filed a lawsuit against Comcast in small claims, for the amount due.

    3. Re:plus interest? by Mistakill · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a pity you cant register the debt against Comcast like they would you... and ruin their credit history

    4. Re:plus interest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a 30% annual interest rate. What kind of fucked up credit score do you have that results in you thinking that is a reasonable amount of interest to pay on any sort of financing?

    5. Re:plus interest? by geekmux · · Score: 1

      That's a 30% annual interest rate. What kind of fucked up credit score do you have that results in you thinking that is a reasonable amount of interest to pay on any sort of financing?

      This kind of "fucked up" thinking is easily justified when you look at this situation in reverse, which collections agencies would have assessed that amount, on top of the long-term impact your "fucked up" credit ranting would bring as a result.

      And we thought "payday" lending was predatory and evil...

    6. Re:plus interest? by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      I stand in support of the haters of COMCAST! Why not? It's just too easy. I mean, who among us that have suffered the atrocious technical and even worse customer service doesn't hate COMCAST? Of course, having moved away from a COMCAST monopoly area into a Verizon FIOS area, I have updated my hate register to include Verizon. The only provider that I never quite grew to hate was DirectTV, but, alas, I callously ditched them with nary a second glance for Verizon when offered what I thought was a better deal at the time to bundle everything. What the hell, everybody sucks. Get off my lawn.

    7. Re:plus interest? by Archfeld · · Score: 1

      DirecTV is now part of the AT&T frankenfamily. Without warning our DVR cost went from $15 to $25, and the net quality for spooling back has deteriorated noticeably. I was previously able to 'restart' a program with no issue whatsoever, but now when I do so I quite often get a warning message and the playback freezes or skips. How does the crowd here view Dish Network ? I watch very little regular TV but I'd be hard-pressed to lose my British Premier League, or La Liga, and the Rugby channels. I really love EUFA and the other European soccer leagues as well.

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    8. Re:plus interest? by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      It's a pity you cant register the debt against Comcast like they would you... and ruin their credit history

      You still don't get it, do you? Credit ratings are for little people. How dare you suggest that they should apply to "the job creators".

    9. Re:plus interest? by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      He shouldn't have allowed it to be drawn out so long. After 30 days, he should have filed a lawsuit against Comcast in small claims, for the amount due.

      Then the court may throw his case out because Comcast, at the time, could easily come up with a reason why the guy hadn't received the check yet. Then the guy would waste both time and money (court fee which would not be much). However, the guy could have filed a law suit for a much higher amount if he has already waited this long...

    10. Re:plus interest? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Then the court may throw his case out because Comcast, at the time, could easily come up with a reason why the guy hadn't received the check yet.

      The promise to write a check in the future does not prevent a case from going forward.

      You still have a claim for the hardship and losses caused by their error.

      If anything the "promise to pay in 90 days" can be used as an admission of wrongdoing, and can probably get a judge to sign off on an order to pay immediately the portion of the claim not under dispute.

    11. Re:plus interest? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. You can certainly affect Comcast's credit rating, you just need proof of certain things in order to do so.

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  2. The check is in the mail! by Cute+Fuzzy+Bunny · · Score: 1

    And comcast won't come in your...nevermind.

    1. Re:The check is in the mail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The check is a lie!

    2. Re:The check is in the mail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The three biggest newfie lies: It will only hurt for a minute. The check is in your mouth. I won't come in your mailbox.

    3. Re:The check is in the mail! by martinfb · · Score: 1

      That's 'cum', not 'come'. And, believe me, they WILL!

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  3. Don't do it by pete6677 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is why you don't give asshole companies direct access to your bank account.

    1. Re:Don't do it by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Informative

      To add to that, if you want to set up automatic payments, most banks can set it up for you, so the send the money (instead of the company removing it). They can send you an alert several days before they send the money, So you can stop it if you've forgotten. They can even send a check if the company hasn't enabled online payments.

      This sort of thing happens all the time. There are some bugs that companies just don't feel motivated to debug.

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    2. Re:Don't do it by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      This is why you go to the police and report a theft.

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    3. Re:Don't do it by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Well not when they're getting $1700 they didn't earn they sure don't.

      "Aw jeez, you wants your money back, goes to that guy over there."

      What there should be is a fine equal to 500 times the mistake. I would suggest there would be far fewer of them.

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    4. Re:Don't do it by LordKronos · · Score: 2

      LOL. And this is where the cops tell you that a billing/payment dispute between yourself and a company you had a business relationship, and whom you had previously authorized them to deduct payments from your bank account, is a matter for the courts, not the cops.

    5. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why you don't give asshole companies direct access to your bank account.

      That. So much that.
      There is no reason for anyone to have direct access to your bank account. Best case scenario they may accidentally do something bad. Worst case -- on purpose.

      You can easily reverse a credit card charge (or make payments manually).

    6. Re: Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wrong. I'm a cop and when this happens, I go to businesses and start shooting my gun till the customer gets his money back. That is what a good cop does.

    7. Re:Don't do it by samkass · · Score: 1

      Agreed, never do this. We had a problem with our cable company in the 90's (before online bill pay) who kept claiming our checks arrived late and billing us late fees. So we set up automatic bank deduction. The next month, they deducted the amount 3 days late WITH the late fee! They were pretty much caught in the act, but they just refunded the late fee and we dropped it...

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    8. Re:Don't do it by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nope. The banks are just as bad.

      I was switching banks and during that time I used the wrong checkbook to pay out monthly bills - this was the same bank my parents used so they simply took the money out of their account.

      When confronted, the bank person explained that it was the same last name so they just took the money. They got real annoyed when we wanted to change the name on the accounts to Smith (cause then we could just write checks and not worry about covering them).

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    9. Re:Don't do it by unitron · · Score: 1

      Was there enough money in the account on which you actually wrote the checks to cover the checks you wrote?

      Or did you write the checks on an account that had already been closed?

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    10. Re:Don't do it by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2

      I was switching banks. I used the wrong checkbook. There was naught in in the checking account I used, but more than plenty to pay in the new account.

      Yes. I wrote bad checks. That was a failure on my part.

      Taking money out of a different account to cover those checks is a failure on the banks part.

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    11. Re:Don't do it by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Nope. The banks are just as bad.

      Contrary to your belief, there are actually a wide variety of different banks who behave differently in the same situation.

      It may be that you had been underage when you opened your account, or some other detail that you omitted in order to make the bank look bad. Or maybe some idiot at the bank did make the mistake, and corrected your mistake incorrectly, causing a problem. It also sounds like they saw the error when it was presented, but that you were very "difficult" about it.

      I've had a wide variety of experiences with banks. I've had to argue with numerous bank managers. Some people might assume I'm difficult, but all of those arguments were people telling me "no" where they actually had to say "yes," and I'm 100% on winning my arguments with bank managers. It isn't their money, after all, and it was never my math that was wrong. The bank I use now? I don't have to argue with them. If they make a mistake, I ask nicely... and they fix it.

      If you just assume "the banks" are all awful, you won't even know to pay attention to which ones are trustworthy!

      Pro tip: If you don't want to pay a bank fee, ask to have the fee "rescinded." Most banks have a policy to rescind fees at the branch manager's discretion for customer satisfaction or retainment. However, few banks have a policy to "take back" or "forgive" fees, so you have to ask using the correct word. Rescind. I learned that tip when I was a whippersnapper from old Dave at the chess club, and it has worked every time. The only bank fee I've paid are ones that I expect to pay; a surprise fee, I ask, and they rescind every time. Especially if I indicate that if I cause the fee a second time, I'll happily pay it. It lets them feel like they're training me, instead of like they're giving me a discount.

    12. Re:Don't do it by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      I am over a half century old.

      Get off of my lawn.

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    13. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. The banks are just as bad.

      I was switching banks and during that time I used the wrong checkbook to pay out monthly bills - this was the same bank my parents used so they simply took the money out of their account.

      When confronted, the bank person explained that it was the same last name so they just took the money. They got real annoyed when we wanted to change the name on the accounts to Smith (cause then we could just write checks and not worry about covering them).

      It is extremely unlikely that a human ever looked at those checks until you went to the bank.
      If they did look at them then, I bet it was an electronic copy.
      And it's also unlikely that the check physically went to your local branch either, unless you're using a small-town one branch bank.
      If they're paid to a business of any size, the checks are run in batches through a scanner, OCR does its thing, and sent to the bank in electronic form.
      There's no good way for OCR to decide to reject a check, because bad handwriting and wrong signature are the same thing to a computer.

    14. Re:Don't do it by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Sorry, new sprout, you're still green behind the ears. I can look at your user id and see you were born, well, not yesterday, but recently.

    15. Re:Don't do it by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      In the UK we have the Direct Debit Guarantee. If a screw up like this happens your bank must give you a full and immediate refund.

    16. Re:Don't do it by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      The OCR should be looking at the account number and, if the account is closed, instructing the processing equipment to route it to an actual human for review. I'm fairly certain this is how it actually works, which means the checks were reviewed by an actual human.

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    17. Re:Don't do it by BronsCon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hell, I had the IRS fail to deduct an automatic payment for a payment plan I have with them, then summarily cancel the payment plan and send me a Notice of Intent to Levy Assets. The difference between the IRS and your typical cable company is that, when you call the IRS and speak to the person on the other end of the line like a human being with some dignity, they do the same; and they work quickly to sort out the issue. Less than 15 minutes on the phone and the Intent to Levy was dropped, some interest and fees disappeared, they held my account (meaning no more interest or fees) until the payment plan could be reinstated, gave me a deadline of 30 days for them to complete the process, mailed me a letter on day 28 apologizing for missing the deadline and assuring me they were still working on it, followed by another letter on day 29 (within the deadline) letting me know everything was done and that my payment plan would resume in two months. End result, I spent 15 minutes on the phone with them and didn't have to pay them anything for 3mo, no fees or interest.

      If businesses ran the way the IRS does, there would be a lot fewer disgruntled customers out there. Not that the IRS is all puppies and roses, but they certainly don't deserve a lot of the bad rap they get; if you have a legitimate issue and you talk to them like human beings with a bit of dignity, they'll bend over backwards to help you. One guy even filled out the forms for me (since he had all the info in front of him) and faxed them to me to sign and fax back. I did check his work, but it was literally just a matter of writing down what was already on my 1040. Where else can you go, that's not a scam or rip-off of some sort (some will argue that the IRS is, I won't entertain the argument because I honestly have mixed feelings; they carry the weight of law and I rather like having my belongings and not being in prison, so I follow the applicable laws) that will fill out the paperwork for you and have you just sign it? I can think of very few places; the only place, in recent memory, that I've seen it was when I bought a car back in October, but I'm not sure that fits the "not a rip-off" qualifier.

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    18. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words. CREDIT UNION

    19. Re:Don't do it by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I was going to say the same thing. For Americans, if you complete a Direct Debit form in the UK, then a company can take money from your account, but if you complain to the bank then the Direct Debit Guarantee means that they will immediately, and without question, reverse the transaction. It is then up to the company to take you to court for the unpaid debt, the bank is no longer involved.

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    20. Re: Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try telling that to EE and the co-op bank..

    21. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not theft if they bill you for something and then take a payment from your bank account that you authorized.

    22. Re:Don't do it by houghi · · Score: 2

      As somebody who works for a company that could be called "asshole", we do not really care HOW you pay, as long as you pay.
      But please do not come crying that you get late fees because your dog ate your bill or you were on a holiday or whatever. It was your choice to handle the payments yourself.

      OTOH, we are no where near as much of an asshole as Comcast is. If we were, we would have been closed a LONG time ago. EU regulations and such.

      Compalint procedure is as follows:
      1) Try to find a solution with the customer
      2) Written complaint by the customer, otherwise it is not a complaint
      3) Still no solution? Official complaint where we have to pay 750EUR (I think) regardless if we were right or wrong
      4) Legal steps

      This means that sometimes we let it slide even though we are in our right as a company, so we do not need to pay the 750EUR. However: when you are a speical type of cunt of a customer, we WILL go all the way.

      I personaly have forgiven 200-300EUR for a customer where we were in our right to do what we were doing; yet went after an asshole for 50.

      What I often think is if you do not trust us, why do business with us in the first place? We don't do business with customers we do not trust (and there are a few of them).

      And it works similar in thefew comapnies in different industries I have worked for in the last several years.

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    23. Re:Don't do it by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      I once had a "free" account that idled for 8 months before I closed it. The bank in question at some point started charging fees on this account. When I pointed out that the account was "free", at first they said the terms had changed. Then they agreed they couldn't change those terms, but the fees were proper. Then they stated the fees were from too far back, and I had closed the account. By now, we're pretty far up the management ladder.

      The current person stated "It's too late, you can't get your money". I said fine, I'll just go online, state you stole my money, and file with the AG (the bank's activity was in fact illegal).

      His response "Are you threatening to blackmail us?".

      I laughed, I said no, this is statement of what's going to happen. I'm done dealing with you. I either get my money, or you stole it. I'm giving you until the end of the week before I go to the AG.

      I got a call the next day that they'd reconsidered the "situation" around my account and fees and were wrong and could I please come collect my money.

      I went to pick up my money and deal with some paperwork, and there were at least 4 other customers closing accounts. Apparently I was not the only unsatisfied customer. Not long after, that bank was acquired by another. I won't do business with that one either.

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    24. Re:Don't do it by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2

      I'm sure there are bad apples at the IRS like anywhere else. But, like you, when I had an issue with them, it was a quick call, some relatively simple paperwork, and all was well with them. The entity that had actually caused the problem was a bigger issue to sort out by comparison. Even then, it wasn't overly difficult, just more involved. As long as you're legal and not pushing limits deep into the grey the IRS generally doesn't seem to bother you.

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    25. Re: Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. I'm a cop and when this happens, I go to businesses and start shooting my gun till the customer gets his money back. That is what a good cop does.

      Hightower? Is that you?

    26. Re: Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I approve. "The only thing that stops a bad guy with a billing form is a good guy with a gun." Good guys with guns solve all of the problems!

    27. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother's bank (Royal Bank of Canada) told him that he couldn't stop automatic withdrawals from his phone company when they screwed up his bill and that he had to take it up with the phone company to get them to stop taking his money. He specifically asked them why they wouldn't stop the withdrawals and they told him to his face that they would give his money to any company that asked. They even clarified that they didn't need him to authorize it. He closed his account on the spot and went to a different bank.

    28. Re:Don't do it by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      Nope. The banks are just as bad.

      I was switching banks and during that time I used the wrong checkbook to pay out monthly bills - this was the same bank my parents used so they simply took the money out of their account.

      When confronted, the bank person explained that it was the same last name so they just took the money. They got real annoyed when we wanted to change the name on the accounts to Smith (cause then we could just write checks and not worry about covering them).

      More likely, you were linked in some way other than just last name (perhaps your parents were at some time on your account). Same happened to me when my wife (now ex-) tried to be "helpful" to her son's girlfriend by being on her account. Girlfriend skipped out on fees, and BofAsssholes took them from our account. I screamed murder, then changed banks.

    29. Re:Don't do it by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Slashdot ID /= age
      I hope you're just kidding.

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    30. Re:Don't do it by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      if you complete a Direct Debit form in the UK, then a company can take money from your account, but if you complain to the bank then the Direct Debit Guarantee means that they will immediately, and without question, reverse the transaction.

      Have you actually tried it? Because that is not what I read in that guarantee. It says that you get repaid if there is an error. Here is the wording :-

      "If an error is made in the payment of your Direct Debit, by the organisation or your bank or building society, you are entitled to a full and immediate refund"

      In other words you must show there is an error, which is not the same thing as simply complaining. If the bank or merchant do not agree there is an error then you could have a long struggle ahead.

      It should not even be necessary for the guarantee to say you will be repaid if there is an error. That is a legal requirement in any transaction, even at a market stall. The very fact the DD guarantee even says this makes me suspicious of it. What it is really saying is that you have a right to complain, but don't we all?

    31. Re:Don't do it by unitron · · Score: 1

      Was this a small local bank?

      One where there might have been someone who knew both you and your parents?

      Sounds like they kept you out of some legal hot water.

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    32. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with what you say. I'm the AC that said "extremely unlikely, and I had misread the OP regarding which account had been debited.

    33. Re:Don't do it by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I've been paying my bills on my own for 20+ years now without giving companies direct access to my bank account. I'll be just fine, but thanks for your empathy and concern.

      Find me a cable company I can trust and I'll switch in an instant.

    34. Re: Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As his partner, I can vouch for this.

    35. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how does this work if you bill is not the exact same amount every month. How does your bank know that this month you ordered a pay per view or a movie or there is a new 50 cent service change on the bill. Now your sending in less then owned which i'm sure they would like to change you a fee for and report on your credit.

    36. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I owed back taxes in the early 2000's and was scared to death to call the IRS. They were going to start garnishing my wages and I didn't want the embarrassment of my situation getting back to my employer, so I bit the bullet and gave them a call. The person at the IRS was extremely kind and helpful and the whole situation was quickly resolved. Yelp rating 5/5 - would pay taxes again.

    37. Re:Don't do it by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "And this is where the cops tell you that a billing/payment dispute between yourself and a company you had a business relationship"

      Only in a few circumstances. If you can prove you kept your account paid-in-full up to the date of termination of service, and then show they charged you after the fact for something they could not have charged you for, then you are free and clear. It's not a payment dispute any longer and is a case of fraud and theft.

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    38. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is what I've heard too. A while back the Republicans in congress paraded a bunch of of people who'd been mistreated by the IRS in front of the cameras. When the media started looking into these stories it turned out most of these people were basically trying to cheat on their taxes and got caught. Much like how Karl Rove and others (both sides) tired to illegally create 501(c)(3) non-profits that should have been 501(c)(4) or 501(c)(6), but instead blamed the IRS for guessing that a group called "Tea Party" might actually be politically active and not allowed to be a 501(c)(3).

      If you were honestly trying to do the right thing, the IRS treats you pretty well. Hell, I've even had them correct my return and send me a check automatically when I messed up.

      Some people don't want to pay their fair share and blame the IRS for that.

    39. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the bank may be in some legal hot water. They illegally removed money from an account without authorization, this is a federal banking crime and has some serious consequences for the bank and the person who signed off on this decision.

      The correct (and legal thing) to do would have been to bounce the check at which point lemming would have been on hook for a returned check fee but if he made it good nothing else would have happened.

    40. Re:Don't do it by unitron · · Score: 1

      If he wrote the check on a closed account, rather than just one without enough in it to cover the check, that might, in some jurisdictions, have resulted in a more serious fraud charge.

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    41. Re:Don't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're lucky. Years ago, I actually got 2 refund checks from the IRS. One for $0.26 and one for $0.34. I decided not to cash them and instead hung them on the wall. About a year later, came a knock on the door, and it was a lady from the IRS. She asked me if I was going to pay the $12 I owed??

      Seriously, they sent someone over for $12. I stated that I never received any notice that I owed anything and in fact had these 2 refund checks. Then I said "sure, I'll pay right now" and she was rather surprised that I was willing to pay it. She said she had to call her office to get the full amount now with penalties and interest and asked to use my phone.

      She called someone at the office and found out that I had paid the $12 over 9 months ago.

      So no one there did their homework before leaving the office that morning, spending time and money to drive to my office and harass me for money I didn't even owe.

      Yeah, that's a well oiled machine.
         

  4. I wonder by MrKrillls · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder how the representative was able to say, "...For your situation, you would have to dispute the payment with your bank." without either falling over laughing, or suffering a crippling attack of guilt. Or both.

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    1. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their call center is in India, remember?

      To Comcast, over-billing is a way to get a freebie, zero-interest loan.

      I had a vendor recently who drug their feet on a black and white mis-advertisement until I mentioned the word "Chargeback".

      Refund came real quick.

      Hell, I just got a store manager fired for mentioning the states attorney general (the guy was a real f'in slimeball and was on his last legs anyway, I just pushed him over the edge).

    2. Re:I wonder by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      Probably because they usually do it more like this.

    3. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Banks Fraud Department?

    4. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this same thing happen to me when I moved states and transferred my account. They couldn't just transfer it, so they closed and opened one. Naturally I got hit with an ETF they swore wouldn't happen. In my case it was only $80.

      The rep had the balls to say "this is because YOU didn't turn off auto-pay" - I immediately interrupted him and asked if he was blaming the customer for the billing mistake. It took two more calls to get my $80 back.

    5. Re:I wonder by Bourdain · · Score: 2

      As a corporate accountant, I've dealt with all sorts of banking transactions and various bureaucratic systems in companies.

      I suspect that Comcast has no official mechanism to deal with issuing a check in these circumstances and it simply fell through the cracks until it received media attention.

      As for Comcast's suggestion to the effected individual, in a sense, it probably wasn't bad advice (albeit still embarrassing) - his bank likely has the ability to reverse the transaction since it was initiated by a third party without authorization, i.e., any time someone else initiates a "direct debit" (i.e., a withdrawal) from your account, if they can't provide evidence of your authorization, the funds can be "clawed back" (subject to them still being in the account that they went to).

      Whoever he spoke to at Comcast probably realized the lack of an established process to cut him a check and suggested that the bank simply reverse the unauthorized debit.

    6. Re:I wonder by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wonder how the representative was able to say, "...For your situation, you would have to dispute the payment with your bank." without either falling over laughing, or suffering a crippling attack of guilt. Or both.

      This reminds me of a conversation I had with a Comcast supervisor who called me one Sunday over a decade ago.

      The background to this call is that I had moved between states and had Comcast (then the only option) in both states. Comcast managed to screw up just about everything possible in billing me for closing my account in one state and then opening the new one. Long story short: I ended up with roughly $500 in illegitimate charges and fees, which required the intervention of the Better Business Bureau and two state agencies to force Comcast to resolve.

      Anyhow, my favorite conversation occurred this particular Sunday with a supervisor. I had previously attempted to resolve my problems by calling Comcast, who told me that I needed to go to the local Comcast office in person -- but the local office proceeded to tell me that they couldn't do anything and I needed to call. The next call I insisted that I speak with someone who could resolve my bill immediately and when I was told that was impossible, I asked to talk to a supervisor.

      I was informed that I could not talk to a supervisor ("Our system doesn't work that way!") but they would put in a request for a supervisor to call me back within 72 hours.

      A couple days pass, and a cheery-voiced supervisor indeed calls me on Sunday afternoon. I swear I am not making this up, but this is roughly how the conversation went:

      [Comcast]: Hi, I'm a supervisor.
      [me]: Hi. [I explain situation.] I need you to just fix this billing error right now.
      [Comcast]: I'm sorry, but those rates are set by your local market, so you'll need to talk to your local office.
      [me]: I tried that. They told me they can't do it, and I need to talk to you. Please just fix this.
      [Comcast]: Well, I'm sorry but those rates are set by your local market, and I don't have access to that information.
      [me]: Where are you?
      [Comcast]: I'm in [state on other side of the U.S. from me].
      [me]: Well, could you maybe connect me with a supervisor from my local market to resolve this??
      [Comcast]: Well, obviously I can't do that now. [Laughs.] I mean, it's Sunday afternoon! Nobody's working.
      [me]: Huh? Well, why are you calling me?... Oh... forget it -- okay [I think I see a solution] -- so I'm told your system allows you to put in requests to talk to supervisors. Could you put in a request in the system to have a supervisor from my local market to call me back... you know, one who could actually resolve my problem?
      [Comcast]: I'm sorry sir, but our system doesn't work that way.
      [me, exasperated]: Then WHY DID YOU CALL ME?!? You took time on your Sunday afternoon when no one else is apparently working to call me and tell me... that you can do nothing to help me?!?
      [Comcast, sounding cheery]: Well, sir, we are committed to returning calls within 72 hours, so I wanted to get back to you.
      [me]: [grumble, grumble, feeling like I'm trapped in a Kafka novel]
      [Comcast, after a short pause, sounding even more chipper]: Well, sir, is there anything else I can help you with today?
      [me]: Huh? You did NOTHING to help me! This call makes no sense. I really don't understand what just happened. I don't understand what this call is. I'm sorry, I'm just going to have to sit down and try to process the insanity of this situation. Goodbye.

      Since that phone call, I've never talked to another Comcast representative when an error occurs. This was just the most insane encounter with Comcast customer "service" I had, out of maybe a dozen or more in attempts to resolve the billing issues that happened during one move. After that, I went straight to government regulatory agencies when I experienced any problems... which thankfully I had few of. And even more thankfully, I've

    7. Re:I wonder by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      This is standard procedure, and not just from Comcast. Basically deny, deny, deny, and deny again any refunds or lower rates. Then when (and if) the story is discovered by the news immediately clear up all the red tape and apologize for a simple mix-up.

      Of course, if the reverse happens, the companies would have someone come by and arrest you for theft.

    8. Re:I wonder by MrKrillls · · Score: 1

      Makes just as much sense as any other explanation.

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    9. Re:I wonder by MrKrillls · · Score: 1

      What you say makes sense. Maybe not good PR, but logical.

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    10. Re:I wonder by MrKrillls · · Score: 1

      Wow. just, wow.

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    11. Re:I wonder by MrKrillls · · Score: 1

      One way ethics?

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    12. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaH9DHLqaeg

    13. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [me]: Well, could you maybe connect me with a supervisor from my local market to resolve this??
      [Comcast]: Well, obviously I can't do that now. [Laughs.] I mean, it's Sunday afternoon! Nobody's working.
      [me]: Huh? Well, why are you calling me?

      I guess it's a supervisor perk. They get access to the call database and when they are bored on the weekend, they can prank customers. And get points for meeting the 72h call response time.

      It's like a dairy farm supervisor. If he's bored at the weekend, he can walk around and pet some cattle. Or try out a new cattle prod. Either way, he gets to write something in the rap sheet.

    14. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this surprises you, obviously you've never dealt with customer service at any company remotely resembling Comcast.

    15. Re:I wonder by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Pretty much, yep. Though I was surprised recently: I got Xfinity Internet about 3 weeks ago, but had lots of issues with signal strength, intermittent drops, etc.. I finally got a guy to come out to take a look outside, and he replaced the tap up on the pole and the ends at the ground block on the other end of the drop, nothing in the house was changed at all, and his work improved my signal strength *significantly* (upstream levels went from -57db/mv to -39db/mv, meaning my modem no longer had to scream at the top of its lungs to reach the CMTS).
      But, because this was all within 30 days of getting the service, Comcast automatically billed me for "professional installation", about $60.
      To be fair, the rep on the phone told me this would happen when I scheduled the tech to come out, and that I could dispute it with billing once the work was done and my internal wiring/splitter was cleared as the culprit.
      I called them right after I saw the bill, and -after another brief inexplicable outage the day after my signals were fixed- (but this time TV went out as well) about 2 days later they sent a revised monthly bill with the $60 installation removed. I kind of didn't expect it to happen without having to make several more calls, which is a sad commentary, really, but maybe they are starting to improve. The latest poll shows they're no longer the most hated company in the US, they managed to move up a notch or two, but they're still far from loved.

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    16. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me: let me speak to your supervisor
      them: I am sorry I can't put you in touch with them
      me: ok then can you ask them X
      them: I am sorry, I can't talk to them
      me: you can't talk to your own boss? Man I wish I had your fucking job.

    17. Re:I wonder by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      "The latest poll shows they're no longer the most hated company in the US, they managed to move up a notch or two, but they're still far from loved."

      You are mistaken, your data simply indicates one or two other companies managed to move down.

    18. Re:I wonder by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine once said to a woman with a late phone bill, after long indoctrination by a certain cell phone company, "Mam, I don't see what your son's leukemia has to do with not making your phone payments on time."

      He quit the next day. The ones that stay after saying that kind of shit, they're the ones that can say anything to a customer without laughing, crying, or their heart stirring from a micropulse of empathy moving through their system. They're just robots at that point. Anesthetized to the inhumanity, grabbing a check and shuffling off home; they don't give a damn, they can't or they would go bonkers. Fucking inhuman bastards that run the sociopathic corps, whose conscience extends as far as the next quarterly statement, and then only towards their stockholders. They dehumanize everything.

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    19. Re:I wonder by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      OH BOY I HAVE MORE STORIES TO ADD

      Personal:
      I had Comcast at a short-term apartment, three months. (It was known to be short term, there was no contract.) I accidentally paid for a fourth month. When I realized it, I called them up and asked if I could get a refund ($40 was a lot for me at the time). The helpful customer service person said that they could pro-rate me until my service was terminated (it was a few days over three months) and cut a check to me for the remainder. I gave them my new address and the call ended on a high note. I quickly forgot about the refund.

      Six months later, living at a third address (my university was weird), I received a package from a friend at the second address of the mail I had received there. Included in this package was a Notice of Collections: Comcast had sent me to collections over the pro-rated amount they owed me . To Comcast's credit, I was able to get someone on the phone on Christmas Day and get the debt removed, but that was when I decided to never use Comcast again (I would use dial-up, I would try two tin cans and a string for internet before I signed up for Comcast). I never did get my pro-rated refund.

      Related to me:
      My office mate recently dropped Comcast for CenturyLink*. He wanted to get a refund on something (I think an extra modem rental fee? Can't quite remember) and Comcast said they would be happy to refund him but could not do so unless the line was hooked back up first. He would have to pay a sum of $300 in fees to have the line re-connected, the refund given (all of like $30), and then the line disconnected. Needless to say, but he wrote off the amount he was trying to get back.

      * CenturyLink is also really bad with customer service, but not as bad as Comcast and still cheaper

    20. Re:I wonder by MrKrillls · · Score: 1

      That smacks of truth,

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    21. Re:I wonder by phorm · · Score: 1

      [Comcast]: Well, obviously I can't do that now. [Laughs.] I mean, it's Sunday afternoon! Nobody's working.

      Also known as: by calling you on a Sunday, he has racked up an extra 2-4 hours of billable overtime which I'll definitely add to my timesheet, even though I've accomplished f*** all.

    22. Re:I wonder by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      How is that mistaken? It's all relative.

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    23. Re:I wonder by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      So you don't see any difference between "they managed to move up" versus "other companies moved down"? Comcast did *nothing* to improve customer relations, thus their change in the relative rankings was not due to any positive effort on their part. This then implies that other companies have done negative things to adversely their own relative rankings.

      So, yes, there is a difference.

  5. Small Claims Court by orlanz · · Score: 1

    After that 2nd month, you might as well just take them to small claims court. Add your time and material costs to the damages and move on.

    1. Re:Small Claims Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The rep said 3 months.
      I would give that length of time, then the next call would be from a lawyer.

      I would seek $2000 in damages plus legal fees, and $2M in punitive damages to be added to a fund to resolve similar disputes.
      The amount this involves is life changing. It could cause someone to lose a home or car.

      According to the news, 63% of Americans are only one Oculus Rift away from financial ruin.

  6. Blame the dog by dunkindave · · Score: 4, Funny

    an ETF credit was applied to his account in Dec. 2014, but "through some error the refund check never generated."

    So, Comcast's story is basically the dog ate it?

    1. Re:Blame the dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except in this case the dog is Comcast

    2. Re:Blame the dog by aquabat · · Score: 1

      I thought Vonage was the dog.

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  7. Another Golden Poo Award? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like a great nomination for a THIRD golden poo award from Consumerist. Comcast is breaking world records at being an asshole.

  8. Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by qwijibo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If someone tells you they'll send a check in 3 months, you may want to look at how long you have to dispute a transaction. In most cases, after 3 months you're out of luck and they know it.

    If the rep laughs at you and says it'll be 3 months, that suggests that this kind of stuff happens all the time and they have a canned response to delay you.

    There are a lot of seedy companies that will pull scams like this and just wait out the clock until it's too late. That's why it's important to review your statements and dispute transactions right away if you suspect they're wrong. If it turns out you were wrong, you can cancel the dispute and no harm, no foul.

    1. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Yup. A fraud complaint sent to the state's AG and CCed to Comcast's CEO would probably light some fires under some asses in Comcast.

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    2. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      I hardly think that a CEO of one of the biggest companies in the US is even going to see, let alone care, about a fraud complaint about $1700. In an environment where CEOs of the largest financial were responsible for the biggest recession in generations and their punishment was the government bailing out their corporations just what about this case would cause the CEO of Comcast to light some fires?

    3. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Go down to the Comcast corporate office near you and STAND ON THEIR DESK until you have a check in your hand.

    4. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair to Comcast (holy hell I can't believe I typed that), while there's no excuse for the delays in refunding the customer, we don't know the context for the laugh.

      - The rep might not have been laughing at the guy's predicament, but at something he said during the call that was genuinely funny. "I still don't have my check! You guys are fucking me right up the chocolate Chunnel with no lube and I'm getting sick of it!"

      - More likely, the rep was some offshored boiler room grunt who's been specifically coached to always smile when talking and occasionally laugh "with" the caller. For to be improving the customer experiencing through needful jovialities, of course.

    5. Re: Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And get arrested? That's not worth it.

      Unfortunately for you, in civilized society that kind of shit is not ok. You have to rely on the legal system to work, or writ strongly worded letters to the editor when it doesn't

    6. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If it turns out you were wrong, you can cancel the dispute and no harm, no foul."

      Yeah, that's what I thought too. But then if there's another reason to open a dispute, you can't, because it's already been disputed and resolved.

    7. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      Don't forget to copy the FCC (communications company issue). I was told for 6 months that fixing my DSL was "impossible". Within 48 hours of writing a formal complaint to the FCC (copying my ISP as well), the issue was fixed.

    8. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actual fires under their asses might actually work.
      The other stuff is just light taps on the wrist.

    9. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by DaHat · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised.

      Most execs like that have a team of people monitoring their email for major customer service issues... these people tend to have a good line to the underlings who can get things done.

      This route is often called 'executive customer service'... a method I try not to employ unless absolutely necessary, but when I have gotten &#% done a hell of a lot faster than the time I'd previously wasted with the normal front line support folks (who I still go through initially to be able to show that I am out of options).

    10. Re: Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by DaHat · · Score: 1

      That depends on if you have the law on your side, here is how you can actually make it lawful:

      1) Go to small claims court and sue for damages
      2) Win
      3) Give Comcast reasonable time to pay
      4) If they haven't paid, go back to court and seek order compelling them to pay
      5) Take order to local Sheriff and ask them to assist you in collecting
      6) Under the power of the state (and Sheriff), enter local Comcast facility and seize assets equal to the amount of the judgment.

      Usually early in the execution of step 6 will most companies pull out their checkbook.

    11. Re:Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, of course they want to wait out the transaction dispute period before sending you a check when ending a business relation or you can just cash the check and dispute, and they'll have a real hard time recovering the double payment.

      And a successful dispute is pretty expensive so they prefer the check. So they feed their ex-customer with bullshit until the dispute period is over, then send over a check. This would likely have worked without contacting the press.

      Of course, the "feed with bullshit" part is rather shortsighted since a customer willing to change providers will also have a lowered threshold to changing back in case of disappointed expectations if he is not specifically screwed over as a parting shot.

      This only makes sense if you are sure that no provider can offer a worse experience than you.

    12. Re: Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      On the other side of that process, Comcast is betting that doing all of that will take you a few hundred hours of your time, as well as considerable expense to collect $1,775.

      IIRC, you can't ask for legal fees or reimbursement for your time in small claims court.

      I'll bet Comcast also knows how long someone has to file a lawsuit, whether in small claims court or not. If they can keep pushing off the issue a few months at a time, they'll hit that limit. It's the same game as telling the guy to go back to his bank to dispute the transaction when they're well aware that it's long past the time he can do that successfully.

      The moral of the story is that the legal system is on their side and they know it. If you look past the extremely uncommon large judgements (which will be appealed and otherwise delay payment indefinitely), you'll find a lot of time and money goes into collecting relatively little money. IMO, every time you have to deal with our legal system, you lose.

    13. Re: Sounds like deliberate theft by Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe cell companies in general deliberately choose to add fraudulent charges to the accounts of leaving customers. It happens too often to be a mistake.

  9. Never give Comcast access to ANYTHING by fred911 · · Score: 1

    Saving credit/debit card data with these people is just plain irresponsible. They would need a ten foot latter to see eye to eye with a snake!

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    1. Re:Never give Comcast access to ANYTHING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      Pay by check.
      Setup e-billing.
      It's super easy and convenient. And bonus, these companies can't randomly take money out of your account.

  10. Never give them bank access by grub · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I never give access to my accounts for bill payments. I do it the old fashioned way by logging in and paying the bill myself at the bank's site.

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    1. Re:Never give them bank access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the hell are you even paying online? you're not really any safer, other than not granting access to electronic debits from your account. the only way to win is to not play the game in the first place. normal invoices in the mail, never opt-in to online or electronic billing, and pay by checks sent in the regular mail, just as we've been doing for generations. it's worked all this time, it still works today.

    2. Re:Never give them bank access by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Once you send them one check, they have all the information they need to to an ACH. In fact, that's probably what they are going to do with that one check as well.

    3. Re:Never give them bank access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then they send you a bogus bill of an arbitrary amount that is just made up out of nowhere and if you don't pay it they send it to a collection agency that likes to call you multiple times a day for the rest of your life because they are in desperate need of your company (and your money)... Why? Because what's the worst that can happen for a large company committing fraud against a small individual? Unfortunately, not much.

    4. Re:Never give them bank access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone took them to small claims court they'd be bankrupt very quickly. Each time someone bothers they hurt a little.

    5. Re:Never give them bank access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is a felony (wire fraud) to debit funds from your account without your written approval (signature). This covers auto debit and one time debit. So no, they cannot pull funds later when you send them money from bill pay. Beyond that, bill pay does not expose your bank account information to the vendor, just a transaction number, bank routing number, the vendor account number (your comcast account number) and any note you may choose to attach.

      I specifically like to use credit cards (DONT USE A DEBIT CARD!) to pay for most bills including my cable bill, because then I can dispute charges easily, and as long as you have a valid reason the charges disappear. The credit card companies have a vested interest in keeping you happy. It is a different ball of wax if Comcast pisses off Visa, and Comcast knows not to fuck with them because Visa has the larger army of lawyers.

    6. Re:Never give them bank access by ttucker · · Score: 2

      The check gives them authorization to debit from the account only once. Setting up auto pay with ACH grants a nearly irrevocable agreement giving them permission to debit any amount at any time.

      Bill pay initiated from a bank portal typically results in a check being mailed to the payee, or for a decidedly one time electronic transfer of money to take place.

    7. Re:Never give them bank access by ttucker · · Score: 1

      Your bank is also liable for fraudulent charges to credit cards, so they tend to be more interested.

    8. Re:Never give them bank access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Authorization and Settlement are completely separate. Any merchants can initiate Settlement, without Authorization and it's up to your Bank to decide whether to allow it, even though it's your money.

      Vote to ensure banks are _legally obliged_ to protect you and at least the mess isn't yours to clean up. In the US at the moment it's basically up to your bank whether they'd rather screw you as a customer or screw the merchants who pay them a lot of money. Guess who gets screwed.

    9. Re:Never give them bank access by JeffOwl · · Score: 2

      Binding. Arbitration. Clause.

    10. Re:Never give them bank access by ttucker · · Score: 1

      I agree that the whole checking system is totally screwed up. It turns out that people can just print checks now too.

  11. Suddenly resolved when it hits the media by caseih · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No doubt nothing would have happened had this story not gone public and they started getting media queries. Now all of a sudden they discover the error and correct it! Really makes me angry. They should have done all this even if there was no publicity. It's rank dishonesty. Sadly dishonesty pays well these days. In spades. For them.

    1. Re:Suddenly resolved when it hits the media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's worse: Profitability

      Captcha: abstruse

  12. Push - never have money pulled from your account by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I was a Network Manager for a small community bank. You should NEVER give any entity the authority to perform ACH withdrawals from your bank accounts.

    It is far better to setup all your bill pay payees as "push" rather than "pull". This gives you control over every dime that leaves your account.

  13. *where was slashdot?* by originalGMC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where was this f'n story when Microsoft did the same exact thing to me, but for $28,420.23... still dealin with that shit 6 months later.

    1. Re:*where was slashdot?* by NotInHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IDK, write it up in a journal and submit it to the firehose. Slashdotters always like a good anti-microsoft rant.

    2. Re:*where was slashdot?* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got a link to that story?

      We let them keep even more than that after they threatened us with an audit. The previous audit cost us nearly $40k in man-hours plus opportunity cost since we had a couple of people tied-up for weeks and couldn't do their jobs.

    3. Re:*where was slashdot?* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you write to Consumerist?

    4. Re:*where was slashdot?* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it Microsoft? Or was it "This is Windows calling, Your computer have a virus"?

    5. Re:*where was slashdot?* by originalGMC · · Score: 1

      Azure.

    6. Re:*where was slashdot?* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like upgrade to Windows 10?

  14. three greatest lies of all time ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) i gave at the office

    2) i'm only a little bit pregnant

    3) comcast's favorite ... the cheque's in the mail

    nuff said

    1. Re:three greatest lies of all time ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how could you forget the obvious..

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  15. Very easy to deal with. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should be very easy to deal with. File a criminal fraud complaint against Comcast for manufacturing a phony contract for the sole purpose of stealing money. Demand that all Comcast representatives who had knowledge of this go to prison for said charges (plus any good lawyer should be able to layer a dozen or two additional charges on top of this).

    Comcast representatives will be tripping over themselves to return the money before they have to explain their actions before a judge.

  16. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    You should NEVER give any entity the authority to perform ACH withdrawals from your bank accounts.

    Once you send a check, doesn't the other party have all the information required to set up ACH withdrawals? The whole system is based on trust.

    This is another reason to use a credit card. Dispute the charge and make the other party justify it.

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  17. United States Mail by sphealey · · Score: 1

    After the second call, stop using phone or e-mail. Send a notarized letter via US Postal Service, registered return receipt, to the CEO of the company, with a cc to the Corporate Secretary. No results, the next letter goes to the chairman of the Board of Directors audit committee. That tends to get results.

    sPh

  18. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely not; that sounds to me like a good way to go to jail for theft. You have to sign a form saying you authorize them to directly debit or credit your account. My bank would not allow me to setup ACH withdrawals without that.

    David Andrews

  19. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure, but if I remember correctly, if you send the checks from the online banking thing (i.e. not your checkbook) it doesn't have all the same identifying information on the check.

  20. Standard Operating Procedure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this considered normal, and not exclusive to Comcast? The last time T-Mobile overcharged me, support told me to sort it out with my bank. So I sorted it out with my bank, problem solved. I'm liking the service but T-Mobile billing sucks eggs.

    1. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      T-Mobile's system for issuing refunds does suck a huge rotten egg. I dealt with 3 reps, a supervisor, and a billing manager, then went into a store who called a billing manager; I actually saw on the screen, they did the work to request the refund and the system flat out refused it. Both billing managers advised, if the system rejected the refund, to issue a chargeback. I asked for that in writing (which bypasses the bank's need to investigate beyond authenticating that document) and they were more than happy to fax it to the store within minutes; I walked out with a statement that they had no intention to dispute a chargeback in the amount of $X (whatever the double-billed amount was) for the transaction ID of the second charge, walked into the bank, handed the teller the letter, who then handed it to a banker who walked me to her desk, read the letter, issued the temporary credit and opened the chargeback, called T-Mobile's billing department to verify, and closed the chargeback right then and there. Including travel time from the store and travel time back home from the bank, it took less than 20 minutes.

      Total time spent dealing with T-Mobile's inept support? 4 hours.

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    2. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies hard-wired to take money but not pay money. You'll note that payroll in most companies also runs an extraordinarily tight ship - including not paying final checks if dates get mixed up. Rarely do they make errors that don't go in their favor because they scrutinize costs and ignore everything else.

      Been this way with all companies forever. Ever tried to get money back from PG&E? Same deal. 3 months later...

      Flip this around. If you owe them it's "pay up bitch or you go dark".

    3. Re:Standard Operating Procedure by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Last time I had a credit due from PG&E they applied it as a bill credit to the account at my new address. Haven't tried to get a check out of them and hopefully I'll never have to.

      This is extremely painful for me, as I'm actually supporting Comcast in this instance (though it's Comcast Business, which is a different entity with a different billing system and different policies) but when I moved in April I got a check from them that I didn't even know I was owed. Check showed up in the mail when I had assumed it would be applied as a bill credit to the new account, as they did with my last move. Never called them or fought with them about it.

      On the other hand, when I moved from MI to OH, Comcast did dick me around for 6mo over a much smaller refund. Comcast Residential and Comcast Business are two very different animals, apparently; and the Business division is much more customer-friendly... which is really hard to swallow when you consider the multi-year contracts they insist on for business customers, and that they restart the clock if you happen to move during the term of your existing contract.

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  21. Open an FTC Complaint by WarmBoota · · Score: 1

    I've found that the only way to get Comcast to respond in earnest is to open up an FCC complaint. I had proof that they had over-billed me for months charging me fees for equipment I didn't own (I use a cablecard + HDHomerun). The rep said that they would only be able to credit me a single month. After contacting the FCC, I got direct attention from someone who was capable of speaking without a script and received a rather large check. You just know for every story like mine, there's hundreds of others that didn't get satisfaction. That's why Comcast has enough money to buy their own legislation. Screw Comcast sideways.....greedy bastards.

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  22. Conal O’Rourke was right comcast needs inves by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Conal O’Rourke was right Comcast needs to be investigated by the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board.

    There billing sucks and he needs to win his 1M+ loss suit Now I think most the big lawsuits are BS but not that one.

  23. "More information just came in," by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the information that this just went viral and now the world is watching you screw this guy over.

  24. This Is Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You never, ever sign up for autopay. And you never, ever autopay straight from a bank account! You will ALWAYS get screwed at some point...and you will have to fight to get the money back.

    I had autopay for Verizon FiOS. I decided to cancel my account and move to Cablevision because the difference in price between the two was silly (almost $100 for just 25/25 internet vs. $54.99 for 50/25 internet and phone. A week after I cancelled they decided to take the full amount for the following month from my credit card. After much complaining, I was told I would get a refund in a few months. Thankfully it was an Amex and Amex reversed the charges no questions asked. I won't do that again.

  25. DirecTV did the same to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looked at the bank one morning and they debited around $800 out. I had moved and placed my service on hold a few weeks prior. They instead charged me early cancellation and also charged me for my boxes that I owned as if they owned them. When I called them they said it would take about 6 weeks to resolve the matter. I immediately called my bank and reported them for fraud. Bank returned my money and found DTV at fault.

  26. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why in the fuck does any sane human being grant access to their bank account to businesses? I see businesses push for automatic payment all the time, but I never thought anyone would actually enroll. Especially when not one of those businesses will agree in writing to reimburse you for any costs if they make an error. If they don't trust themselves enough to indemnify the customer, why should the customer trust them?

  27. And THAT is why you NEVER let any company by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    directly debit your bank account for anything.

    ALWAYS demand that they send a bill, which you have the chance to review and approve.

    Your your BANK's bill pay service, and then you have positive control over the amount and timing of payment, including whether any payment is made at all.

    1. Re:And THAT is why you NEVER let any company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, here in Europe nearly all bills are paid that way. Then again, you need banking regulations to change so that a company cannot take more than a certain amount that you previously approved....

  28. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by Aighearach · · Score: 2

    You're correct that the information is on the check, but it is very, very different because with a check they're only authorized to withdraw the amount on the check one time. They can actually convert it to an electronic ACH withdrawal if they want to, so as far as that goes you are correct. But if they use it to just take money they think you owe them, that would be criminal check fraud. Whereas when you give the company the information in a monthly payment authorization, you've given a blanket authorization that covers whatever they think the correct amount is. The fine print will say so. So there is a huge difference between "push" and "pull" payment methods, even when they look the same on the ACH system.

  29. That' a runaway process by no-body · · Score: 1

    within an organisation - nobody can control it, it takes a life of its own and everyone is surprised that it even exists and nobody wants to touch it because anything done to it will cause more trouble.

  30. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    "that would be criminal check fraud"

    We are already talking about fraud by billing for services they did not render; this just changes the specific name of the fraud they may be committing and is unlikely to give them any pause.

  31. Quit fooling around. by jcr · · Score: 1

    File a lawsuit, ask for the money they stole plus $10M in punitive damages, and ask the court to let you depose Comcast's CEO, General Counsel, and chairman of the board. Their lawyers will pay you to go away.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Quit fooling around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree but the problem is lawyers are expensive, which is why I think if the government wants to treat corporations as "people" but not treat them same as people when it comes to fraud, there should be an entire government division which provides free legal counsel to pursue things like this.

    2. Re:Quit fooling around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the lawsuit the supreme court said was ok to forbid happening by TOS and require binding arbitration instead?

  32. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by I+kan+Spl · · Score: 2

    Criminal charges are different from civil charges.

    If you win a civil case then Comcast has to pay you money. If you win a criminal case then the Comcast employee that broke the law goes to jail.

    Corporation laws only protect their employees from civil charges.

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  33. Such Bad Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With so many billing errors made be ISPs and telecom companies, how come there's never been a class action against them? No other industries have so much trouble with billing and I've never seen a billing mistake that's good for the user. Well that's not quite true, but they quickly claim within a couple days it was an honest mistake and force you to pay it back, like when a company accidentally sells an item for $0.1099 instead of $10.99. But errors in their favor? No, those stay on your auto-pay account for months and then they refuse to refund only saying they won't do it next month but they still do.

    1. Re:Such Bad Software by neminem · · Score: 1

      > "With so many billing errors made be ISPs and telecom companies, how come there's never been a class action against them?"

      Possibly because under current laws, you're no longer allowed to file class action suits against like 99.999% of all companies on the planet, as a required part of being their customer, because reasons? >.>

  34. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by ttucker · · Score: 1

    Being a criminal charge, it would be prosecuted by your attorney general's office in real court... not by you in a kangaroo small claims court.

  35. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by iris-n · · Score: 1

    This does not make any difference in Europe. If they make a withdrawal you don't like, you just call your bank and they reverse it immediately. It happened to me.

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  36. Grey's Law Applies by zifn4b · · Score: 1

    "Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"

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    1. Re:Grey's Law Applies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any sufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable from incompetence.

  37. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by eam · · Score: 2

    My wife was late on a bill, the vendor asked her to fax a copy of the check as proof that she wrote it. She faxed a copy, then mailed the check. The vendor cashed the fax, then cashed the check when it arrived.

  38. Re:Well, this guy is no "Consumerist" as he claims by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    How can he be a "Consumerist" if he does boneheaded like give a company the ability to make withdraws from his checking account at will?

    I don't know about the USA, but in the UK it is no longer reasonably possible to be the customer of an ISP or telecoms company without a Direct Debit arrangement. Well, it is possible but gnerally with a stinging "admin" charge. I can understand an admin charge for cheques, as they require human handling, but not for electronic transfers.

  39. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wire fraud. Call the DA in the county where the "local" Comcast office resides and press charges. Bet he gets paid PDQ.

  40. No check yet? by arketh · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this be a better article if they waited until the check arrived? Saying that Comcast has never sent the check when asked and that they still haven't sent it isn't a complete story.. Let's wait until the check is cashed THEN write the story about what it took to get it.

    1. Re:No check yet? by aicrules · · Score: 1

      Well, considering it's going to be a 2 year old dispute in a few months, I think it's worth posting now. Dude was dumb for not disputing it immediately. But why on earth has he let it drag on with one phone call every few months? That's even more dumb.

  41. Ferengi Law of Acquisition #1 by idontgno · · Score: 1

    Once you have their money, you never give it back.

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  42. EPIC Fail---Comcast having access to your account by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Seriously---letting any company have direct access to your bank account is dangerous.
    Letting a company like Comcast have access to your checking account to make withdrawals at will is an EPIC FAIL.

  43. the fine print by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not that I'm a fan of Comcast, I think I might see a problem, from the article:

    In an effort to save money in 2014, Robert called to have their service level downgraded to a more affordable rate. Shortly thereafter, correctly believing that he was out of contract, he cancelled his Comcast service.

    Someone correct me if I'm wrong on this, usually downgrading your service will automatically renew the contract for another 2 years. Coupled with terminating his account shortly thereafter, the ETF is gonna be high.

  44. Attorney General by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw that! I'd be writing letters to the Attorney General (AG) of the state in which he lives citing fraud. In my experience telecommunication companies and health insurance providers really snap to attention when they get a letter from the AG's office. I'd also be filing complaints with the Public Utility Commission, Better Business Bureau, and would start to find out who their insurance provider is to contact them as well.

  45. Too late by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    Not enough now to just refund, Comcast needs to give him an extra $1,000 for all the trouble.

  46. Re:EPIC Fail---Comcast having access to your accou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we don't offer any actual security for most bank accounts it's hard to avoid. The ACH system (including checks you write) simply doesn't offer any method to individually authorize or deny transactions, at least not from a consumer perspective. It hardly even offers protection against someone miskeying an account number.

  47. Re:Well, this guy is no "Consumerist" as he claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can have our direct debit come from a credit card account, which is great. If you don't like an ISP's charges and they won't fix it, you file the dispute with the credit card company and they'll fight your battle for you.

  48. Imagine by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Imagine how fast Comcast would sue the living shit out of you if you somehow got into their bank account, grabbed $1,775 from them, and then refused to give it back after admitting that you had no claim to the money..

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  49. Re:EPIC Fail---Comcast having access to your accou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0) Don't give them access.

    1) Is 0 not possible, set up ONE account from which to push bill payments. Be sure this account does not have overdraft protection or connection to any other account you own.

    2) Keep in this account ONLY THE MINIMUM balance required to pay what you've explicitly authorized; be aware of when you submit online payments so you'll know how to time the balance (i.e., when to deposit) to prevent Company A from grabbing money you meant for Company B.

    3) Laugh at the bastards if they try to pull from a bank account with an effective balance of 0.

    Any bank that pays an online charge from an account which the bank knows has a 0 balance and no overdraft protection can go pound sand down the proverbial rathole before trying to get me to repay them. Any company that send such a charge can do the same, and then fuck itself on the way out.

  50. Big don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lesson # 1: Never, ever, ever set up direct withdrawals from your bank accounts with any entity.

    Online banking is okay if YOU are sending out the money, but never set up automatic withdrawals with anyone. Bad. Everyone got that? Good.

  51. Unauthorized by Miser · · Score: 1

    Why didn't the gentleman have his financial institution return that big debit unauthorized and set up a stop for all ACH debits from comcrap? Even the mere threat to a vendor that I'm going to start returning debits unauthorized usually gets me to the department that (still, usually) resolves my problem.

    -Miser

  52. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    Assuming you can get an AG to care about a sub $2k bill.

  53. Re:Push - never have money pulled from your accoun by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    No, with corporations it works like, if it is civil fraud the victim has to spend the money on lawyers to sue, and they may or may not see very much in the end. Criminal fraud, the government prosecutor does all the work, and the victim gets full restitution plus interest.

  54. Comcast Accounting by greatscott02 · · Score: 1

    I would be wondering how many times Comcast has taken a write off on this item in the years following. Voodoo accounting prepares all billing and tax liabilities. Customer satisfaction has grown at an astounding rate in their latest poll.

  55. Strange world by flavio.mprado · · Score: 1

    In my country (I live on Brazil) if some company charges you unduly , and you get to the court, the company is obliged by law to give twice that value to you... You only have to fill a complaint at some consumers rights office, although some people go straight to a lawyer sometimes. Those laws really helped to diminish abuse from big companies, but the number of people that just doesn't complain is huge. Knowing it's own rights is something really rare, unfortunately...

  56. Check AND ETF transfer? by volpe · · Score: 1

    I don't understand. Why would anyone expect both a check *AND* an ETF transfer? That would be paying twice. Granted, Comcast should have simply told him at the start that his account was being credited. This story isn't about Comcast screwing a guy over, it's about Comcast customer service reps being to stupid to know what's going on, and too stupid to be able to FIGURE OUT what's going on.