Obama Creates a Color-Coded Cyber Threat 'Schema' After the DNC Hack (vice.com)
The White House on Tuesday issued new instructions on how government agencies should respond to major cyber security attacks, in an attempt to combat perceptions that the Obama administration has been sluggish in addressing threats from sophisticated hacking adversaries, Reuters reports. The announcement comes amid reports that hackers working for Russia may have engineered the leak of emails stolen from the Democratic National Committee in an attempt to influence the outcome of the upcoming presidential election. Motherboard adds: George W. Bush's Homeland Security Advisory System -- the color-coded terrorism "threat level" indicator that became a symbol of post-9/11 fear mongering -- is getting its spiritual successor for hacking: the "Cyber Incident Severity Schema." President Obama announced a new policy directive Tuesday that will codify how the federal government will respond to hacking incidents against both the government and private American companies. [...] The Cyber Incident Severity Schema ranges from white (an "unsubstantiated or inconsequential event") to black (a hack that "poses an imminent threat to the provision of wide-scale critical infrastructure services, national government stability, or to the lives of U.S. persons") , with green, yellow, orange, and red falling in between. Any hack or threat of a hack rated at orange or above is a "significant cyber incident" that will trigger what the Obama administration is calling a "coordinated" response from government agencies. As you might expect, there are many unanswered questions here, and the federal government has announced so many cyber programs in the last few years that it's hard to know which, if any of them, will actually make the US government or its companies any safer from hackers.
This is what the government does when they want to give the appearance of doing something when they really don't have any idea what to do. It didn't do anything after 9/11 and nobody really will pay any attention to it now, either.
[tongue in cheek]
I guess it isn't since Obama says it is ok....
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Our current level is solid black.....because programmers don't care about bugs, managers don't let them care, and our critical infrastructure is connected to the internet.
"First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
Yes, let's adopt the most widely-mocked concept of Rumsfeld's DOD and apply it to the most widely-obfuscated topic of national security, making the whole thing seem absolutely as trollish as possible.
The only thing missing is an article by Gersh Kuntzman about how his amazon gift order invoices got leaked to family members and ruined his Hanukkah.
I just want to hear a high-ranking government official say we gone to plaid.
Whew! Everything is ok now!
A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
Obama didn't build that. Someone else built that system.
Who here keeps up with what the current color is for our " Terrorism Threat Level " ?
* crickets *
( Who here remembers we even have one ? )
Exactly. No one cares. Even fewer are going to give a sh*t about some other lame ass color coded scheme. :|
( LoudSpeaker: Today's cyber-threat level is Muave with just a hint of Magenta )
Don't want your networks hacked ? Maybe you should keep a competent IT staff on hand. ( and treat them like you want them to stick around )
Not the contractors from India you're using because it's cheaper.
So, when can we expect this system to be applied to rate the mass surveillance activities of the NSA, CIA, FBI, and others against law-abiding US citizens? Sounds like a good way for the EFF to rank the severity of abuses.
OPM gets hacked... 'bama doesn't care.
His party gets hacked... well, now we need new laws and regulations and procedures!
All the times U.S. agencies and depts got hacked, nothing. But shit got real when it was only political.
Would Obama do the same thing if it was the Republican National Convention?
0 means non-event, 5 means kiss your ass goodbye.
What's the blue screen mean? Windows is giving me one now.
Table-ized A.I.
None of the previous security protocols worked either.
Information just wants to be free, especially when it can be socially engineered and exists in multiple locations at various times.
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Because he's actually running an ingenious campaign. Hillary is reactionary and making only safe moves. Trump is out in front taking chances and getting attention. Hillary's tag line even has Trump's name in it! What moron does that? Trump is going to trounce her.
So Obama pretends to be everyone's President, but when it comes down to threats to the Democrat Election Fraud machinery, it suddenly becomes an issue of color.
I'm an American. I love this country and the freedoms that we used to have.
Instead of showing leadership by going medieval on the DNC bigwigs, we get some stupid color coding scheme. Obama administration in a nutshell.
So, the government gets hacked and no overall action is taken, pentagon hacked, no particularly overarching initiatives. But the private organization, the DNC, they get hacked and Obama springs into action and creates an overarching initiative, because, well, political strategy is more important than Chinese military hacking, Russians hacking defense organizations and industry, etc. But threaten the liberal agenda by disclosing the truth, sure. Hacking the DNC warrants a more active response than Snowden whistleblowing or Hillary Clinton's threat to national security repeated breeches and theft of above top secret data through her private servers being hacked.
One more perpetually orange indicator.
Slashdot: Where the sig outsmarts the comment
"Go to Blue Alert!"
"Sir, are you absolutely sure? That does mean changing the bulb."
Red Dwarf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_gZ_7sdZg
The chart specifically mentions "civil liberties" being impacted. Does that mean we can get the Patriot Act classified as a terrorist document?
Why hasn't Trump's campaign been hacked?
Because the apparatchik going around hacking presidential campaigns wants Trump to win.
Oh goody, more color coding bullshit. I'll throw it in the trash along with the other color codes, and the food pyramid.
C'mon. There are a million attackers 24 hours a day, for a network and data center architecture that treats security as an afterthought, and applications that are built as well as the industry standard. (smirk)
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
So, when the DNC's email servers have been compromised, the White House scrambles to come up with some cockamamie Directive on United States Cyber Incident Coordination. However, if the Secretary of State uses her own, unsecured server, the POTUS just states that "it was just a mistake" and doesn't endanger national security and the AG doesn't even try to slap a wrist.
What a bunch of inconsistent idiots.
No threat level pink? This is an insult to all women...and people that are sympathetic to women...and people that are men that really want to be women.
And no threat level rainbow? Oh the humanity!!! Once again we have left our LGBT brothers and sisters in the lurch.
And code black is an imminent threat? Sounds vaguely racist.
No...this just won't do. Back to the drawing board Barack.
This is a fairly pathetic response from the Obama administration. Rather that focusing on DNC corruption, the President is working to create better infrastructure to assist them in keeping their corrupt secrets. I don't want to call out the US government as being entirely corrupt, but here we are. Maybe, instead of this, the Obama administration would be better of using the money as a reward, to Guccifer 2.0, for his assistance for doing their job.
Citizen, understand that the DNC breaking its own rules by working for one particular campaign in the primaries is NOT NEWS! If you talk about this, the evil russians win!!!! Accept that the rules are only for you, not for those in office! Stop thinking so much and learn to love exclamation marks!!!!
Regards, The Chosen Few Who Truly Understand
Years ago I remember a pundit joking that Obama would change the terror threat level colors (from the W era) into "chick colors", implying that Obama was effeminate, gay, and/or p-whipped.
It had colors like chartreuse, coral, fuchsia, periwinkle, peach, etc.
Table-ized A.I.
https://youtu.be/rENdZ4dk6BI
The DNC has been working hard to change the story from one about how they rigged the primary in collusion with the Clinton campaign and the media to one about Scary Russian Hackers. Unfortunately they've been rather successful.