Latest Windows 10 Update Breaks PowerShell (infoworld.com)
whoever57 writes: According to a report via InfoWorld, the latest Windows 10 update [KB 3176934] breaks Desired State Configuration (DSC) functionality in PowerShell. Some things that were broken in the prior update, such as support of many webcams and a freeze issue, don't appear to have been fixed in this update. Windows PowerShell Blog reported last night: "Due to a missing .MOF file in the build package, the update breaks DSC. All DSC operations will result in an 'Invalid Property' error. If you are using DSC from or on any Windows client, take the following steps: Uninstall the update if already installed [...]; If using WSUS, do not approve the update. Otherwise, Use Group Policy to set the 'Configure Automatic Updates' to '2 -- Notify for download and notify for install' [...] A fix for this issue will be included in the next Windows update which is due out 8/30/2016."
A fix for this issue will be included in the next Windows update which is due out 8/30/2016
I dread to think what that update will break.
I guess BASH was put in just in time, eh?
What a complete disaster.
Lost its powa!
I'm afraid that like other shells it got BASHed to bits.
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Mark my words: The day will come when an update from Microsoft will nuke the Windows installation beyond repair. ISPs will suddenly see a massive drop in traffic. Downloads and streaming will suddenly be super fast for everybody else. Spam, Ransomware, DDoS Bots and Trojans will vanish from the planet for 24 to 48 hours until people reinstall Windows on their machines and will access infected sites, get infected again... and the whole thing will start all over again :-)
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... time... to... die...
I prefer this: https://www.linuxmint.com/
How to fix your PC: http://www.ubuntu.com/download...
How do I run MS Office and Adobe CC on that?
Considering Microsoft said nine years ago they were dropping PowerShell, why is this a surprise? Peter Neupert, head of Microsoft's healthcare division at the time, and Brad Silverberg, head of Windows 95 and several other projects including MSIE and Office, told us then to not use PowerShell. They said it would grow in popularity then be dropped because it didn't fit their .NET philosophy. We avoided it for that reason.
to Windows 7. It's great over here.
This is the latest demonstration of why the all-or-nothing forced updates coming in October are a terrible idea.
Windows code is such a mess, don't try to modify it. Just take Windows 7 code (the CD with the code must be in the same drawer as in 2009, 2nd from top), recompile it, and put a Windows 10 sticker on it.
Slashdot, fix the reply notifications... You won't get away with it...
Wine?
Libre Office is a good enough alternative to MS Office.
Adobe's stuff is a bit trickier, but try to run it under Wine.
Nothing of value was lost.
Fuck off Microsoft shill!
You're the worst FlyHelicopters.
Score:-1 Flamebait
I was going to come here and post a comment about how installing WSUS for mere power users has turned out to be a great idea yet again (I've done it for myself and the time spent manually approving updates is well worth it) but first I have to scroll past the stupid comments:
I guess BASH was put in just in time, eh?
What a complete disaster.
Bash still works perfectly fine, so all real IT guys and teams will be fine.
Mark my words: The day will come when an update from Microsoft will nuke the Windows installation beyond repair. ISPs will suddenly see a massive drop in traffic. Downloads and streaming will suddenly be super fast for everybody else. Spam, Ransomware, DDoS Bots and Trojans will vanish from the planet for 24 to 48 hours until people reinstall Windows on their machines and will access infected sites, get infected again... and the whole thing will start all over again :-)
How to fix your PC: http://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop
This is why I hate going to Slashdot. Not the factually incorrect articles, not the summaries needing proofreading, not the occasional "advertising". It's the asshole users.
Captcha: respects (ha!)
An anime had a plot like that (.hack? Accel World?) where basically everyone started using a particular OS after the previous prevalent OS was hit by a virus (Pluto Moon?) that crashed like every computer system worldwide.
Microsoft's new Win10 with updates and die attitude seems like it will result in that exact global catastrophe occuring.
I prefer whiskey....
Libre Office is no where near good enough. Subtle (major) incompatiblity with the defacto standard is not "good enough". "Crashing and burning" is my regular experience every couple years when I test the waters. Not cool.
He's trying to teach you how to fix your PC, not how to use shitty proprietary software suites. You're that stupid, it's on your own empty head.
Anyone that attempts to sue Microsoft is a hero, IMO. Their business model is basically to piss off users and waste peoples' time.
--- We need more Ron Paul!
Patch QA was moved in phases to I believe Shanghai starting a few years ago to reduce costs.
Which meant all the old-timers who knew their shit in Redmond got let go. You reap what you sow...
Captcha is abortion...
Lately the quality of the updates reminds me of Windows ME. I was affected by this mess just recently, now dealing with broken PS.
Windows ain't done until Powershell won't run!
#DeleteChrome
And that's why my Win 10 installation process goes:
1) Install
2) Run updates once, make sure everything's ok
3) Disable updates, Cortana, scheduled maintenance, and antimalware from the registry, and disable Windows Search and Superfetch from Services
4) Never worry about an update breaking my system or the never effing ending HDD grinding or SSD wearing
Yesterday my Windows 10 machine installed updates that caused the BIOS RAID setting for my boot drive to be disabled. "Error loading operating system" GG
With all the MS's FUCKdates you can't run anything.
Okay, before you all bash Microsoft, honestly, does anyone actually use this? PowerShell DSC is a horribly over-complicated thing with such limited power - I wouldn't be surprised if this didn't get picked up in QA because this feature is so ... pointless, that nobody sane actually uses this on Windows 10.
Hence why it took SO LONG to be found out after the anniversary update came out. Doesn't this mean that NONE of the people using Windows Insider builds encountered this issue? Means none of them are using this.
Frankly, it's an advert for sliming Windows down and, over time, getting rid of the dozens of ways of doing something and reducing it down to just one, sane, one.
SOME People might use it as a means to deploy configure windows server instances as part of their deploy an image type software... although honestly, docker containers will probably obsolete this approach. But... that's all SERVER deployments, not W10.
Microsoft QA will no doubt include this into their automated tests though to make sure it doesn't happen again.
True, it's not good... but... this particular case doesn't seem to me to be a showstopper.
I read where MS "opensourced" PowerShell and are gonna provide it for Linux.. Geez.. Keep that MS garbage off my computer.. I dumped Windows about 6 years ago for 100% Linux, and it will be a sub-zero day in hell before ANYthing MS writes goes on ANY machine *I* control..... (shudders)
THANK YOU, Edward Snowden!! Americans owe you a debt of gratitude (whether they know it or not..)
But then, on a Mac I guess everything Just Works, including Microsoft products... :-)
I think Microsoft constantly breaking Windows is a sort of technological freudian slip. Even they are tired of Windows.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
Your so called Defacto Standard Keeps breaking compatibility with itself whenever a new version of itself is released so what is different?
and yes Libre Office usually has less compatibility issues with MS Office files than MS Office does!
Office - why MS? LibreOffice has it all. Only a few advanced 'features' are not in because of software patents by MS.
Adobe - bye-byed them 4 years ago. GiMP, DarkRoom. Not subscriptionware which doesn't work if the internet hits a blimp.
Of course why anyone would run Powershell on Windows when it runs natively on Linux...
Libre Office usually has less compatibility issues with MS Office files than MS Office does!
Nope. I have yet to see a Word file that contains anything more advanced than some unformatted text display properly in LibreOffice.
Microsoft software has been a bug-ridden mess in every iteration since Windows XP and Office 2003, which were the last relatively stable versions your company ever released. Had you spent the intervening years ensuring Windows and Office had fewer and fewer bugs, were secure, and adhered to open standards instead of closed proprietary stuff, you would be much loved and cleanly earning money now.
Instead, you ignored the bugs, ignored the security, ignored the standards, and instead went down the primrose path of telemetry and subscription models, copying others instead of blazing your own positive path.
And now the chickens are coming home to roost. Why does your company always embrace the wrong things? Just a simple re-focus on avoiding buggy software would have brought you so much good will.
But modern Microsoft software is a buggy mess, and has been for 15 years or so. Why, oh why, do smart people act so foolishly?
None of the Windows Insiders getting the Fast Ring updates use PowerShell? Bring back the laid-off test lab monkeys that actually did more with the pre-release builds than look for shit to blog about.
Maybe this will accelerate Bash integration. I tried to play with the Powershell years ago... YUK! Lets take a shell and make it Object Oriented... Huh? Why? it's a F*ing command prompt. Why oh why make it so complicated?
Well if you have to "run MS Office and Adobe CC" then I feel sorry for you. However if you need to run an office suite that includes a text processor, spreadsheet, presentation and vector drawing, and a photo editing software, then the suggestion of GP is not without merit.
How to fix your PC: http://www.ubuntu.com/download...
How do I run MS Office and Adobe CC on that?
Oh! you mean the free genuine green parrot editions of MS Office and Adobe CC?
Well, you can use "Wine" or a virtual machine running Windows 10 genuine Malware edition which you can get here for free.
There ain't no such thing as proprietary standards only proprietary formats. Standards are by definition open.
The latest version of office does not run on wine
Many people replied, most were just silly MS hate...
The suggestion of Wine is not a useful one, running applications like Office and Adobe CC in an emulator (or whatever you want to call it) vs the native OS is not likely to be a great experience.
Why bother, when Windows works fine?
The MS hate here is silly, Windows has issues, but so does Linux, neither are perfect...
Do you actually need to use such word files and photoshop on your personnal computer?
On your work computer, sure I understand.
On your personnal computer, there are use cases, such as if you're an artist and need to train on photoshop at home.
But the vast majority of people definitely don't need ms office or photoshop at home, and could easily do with libreoffice when they need to update their resume or do a basic spreadsheet, and with gimp when they need to remove red eyes from photos once a year.
MS office and photoshop lack of linux support is a fake argument and you know it.
Windows is dead.
Microsoft is dying.
Face it.
Time to move on.
Before it is too late for you...
That's one of the reasons Linux is not taken seriously on the desktop for so long. Linux heads are busy bashing on non Linux users and spewing invectives every change they've got.
Why bother, when Windows works fine?
Then use it and shut up, FlyHelicopters. We get it, you don't understand why people don't like what Microsoft has been doing lately. Look at me! I don't understand! Fucking idiot.
So why do so many people have to use Open Office/LibrOffice to repair doc files that MS Office can't open?
:-)
As reported here -- Windows doesn't work "fine".
Your assumption is unfounded.
As many people dislike being spied on without an accesiible opt out for non IT experts, they dislike not having easy and proper control over the installed updates, and they most definitely do not like the idea of RENTING an OS.
Lets be honest here, renting an OS has to be the DUMBEST economical thing to do for M$ as no IT expert will want to give away the control they need to properly run an environment. The insecuroty created by m$ makes their software useless to anyone with enough braincells to check out how the bleeding pile of waste works.
MS wans to go back to the bad old days where their products were really crappy, but their revenue was king. So, since Win8, they have tried to fix the damage they did by releasing the actually reasonably good Win7, first by breaking the GUI and now by regularly breaking other things. Of course, this cargo-cult approach will not bring their revenue back, but it will remind everybody what MS really stands for quality-wise: Cheapest possible.
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
Many people replied, most were just silly MS hate...
The suggestion of Wine is not a useful one, running applications like Office and Adobe CC in an emulator (or whatever you want to call it) vs the native OS is not likely to be a great experience.
Why bother, when Windows works fine?
The MS hate here is silly, Windows has issues, but so does Linux, neither are perfect...
Windows 10 is a turd sandwich and MS just got rid of the bread.
I have a Dell with a SSD and have experienced taskbar freezes, sound issues, and a general slow down. Done all updates, Bios, drivers, SFC scan. Just have to deal with the wonderful forced updates. What good is regressing back to previous version when you will just get Anniversary update forced upon you again?
What a awful mess Microsoft. How you will sell this to enterprise is beyond me?
Even though PowerShell is broken I found that BASH works fine (thanks Microsoft), even though I've only been using it a short while I'm already considering not going back.to.fucking,powershell.
As reported at The Register, the latest update will cause a BSOD if you plug a Kindle in.
I'm glad I blocked GWX and all MS's attempt to force this shit on me, especially with their "we'll update what we want, when we want" approach since it appears that MS do the absolute bare minimum thesedays in testing their software.
I'm also pissed that MS are fucking around with updates on Win7, accept a big cumulative update or none at all.
Fuck it, I'm done with Windows
That hasn't been true since Office 2003, and from Office 2007 onwards with the .docx format it's been pretty much a non-issue for most people. The company I work at has a mixture of 2007, 2010, 2013 and 2016 and does not suffer from compatibility problems. We use some macros, revision/change tracking etc.
I use Libre Office at home. Where it tends to fail badly is on macros. A lot of Excel sheets that use macros to calculate stuff for programmers and electronic designers don't work with it. Otherwise it's fine, although the old-school toolbars and menus could do with an update.
const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
All the pseudo "experts" on here, do you even read when you install styff or do you simply press next next like a trained monkey? Funny when i configured my win10 pro install no settings got rolled back during updates. Its called reading and paying attention you cheap bastards. Btw i have 4 linux boxes running side by side with win 10 and talking to eachother
Good luck fixing an mdb.
Wine is not a useful one, running applications like Office and Adobe CC in an emulator (or whatever you want to call it)
Programs run "native" with Wine. A simple explanation is that executables compiled as Windows PE binaries instead of Linux ELF just need a different loader to initialize a process and look up dependencies and Wine tries to implement both the loader and most dependencies. That it calls into a Linux kernel instead of an NT kernel is an implementation detail most processes don't care about.
I prefer http://trinity.mypclinuxos.com... myself. Seriously though, I am pissed off at Microsoft for these problems as being the local "go to" guy I'm sick of people expecting me to fix shit that even the Microsoft devs themselves can't seem to. Yes I get paid for it, at the cost though of wasted time spending on stuff I shouldn't have to. Moan over
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Haha look at this idiot trying to run the industry standard design and illustration suites! I bet he has a job that pays money and enjoys products that aid him in his creative efforts. He should quit his job and be a programmer and have his job off-shored to India in a month. What a rube!
Does Gimp (or any Linux graphics program for that matter) work in and support CMYK, Pantone spot color and proper color profiles for proper integration with industry standard printing yet?
No?
Then I can't do my job without Adobe CC.
The MS hate here is silly, Windows has issues, but so does Linux, neither are perfect...
Another two imperfect things: Adolf Hitler and Mother Theresa.
For MS office compatibility with itself the problems most often happen between mac version and the windows version, I have seen several issues both with embedded media and font kerning, the latter messing up presentations that rely on things that "just fit" on one line. This is not so major but it is real and a real time waster, you need to check your presentation on the same OS as you present it. You will also get issues if you have organisation specific fonts installed somewhere.
As an added point of info their are a few gotchas with macros, especially between 32 bit and 64/Arm (vba6 compiled is 32 bit only) but I haven't used those so I don't know about the likely consequences.
see:
https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/office/jj229903.aspx
https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/office/ee691831(v=office.14).aspx
Connecting the Amazon e-reader to a fully up-to-date W10 machine via USB triggers an immediate Blue Screen of Death, according to complaints on Microsoft's support forum. All the trouble started when people downloaded and installed the Anniversary Update, which arrived at the turn of the month. That's the same upgrade that has knackered millions of webcams and caused some systems to freeze up.
The crash kicks off in the storage partition driver partmgr.sys, with a bugcheck code 0x7E (SYSTEM_THREAD_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED) and cause code 0xC0000005 (STATUS_ACCESS_VIOLATION) – in other words, a kernel-level thread in the driver touched memory it shouldn't have, and blew away the environment. It sounds like Windows is trying to mount the filesystem on the Kindle as a removable storage device and getting completely confused.
Quite the opposite: I've been using OO & LibreOffice for over a decade now. In the past few years, I haven't found a Word doc that LibreOffice can't handle.
You don't. You have had decades to become independent of the shackles which prevent you from being able to run a decent OS. It's reasonable for other people to assume you're not a self-sabotaging moron, and for you to assume they aren't self-sabotaging morons, so you probably long ago ceased to trade proprietary format files with others, too.
If you're behind the game on this and still haven't done it yet, then you're going to have to languish in low-tech hell until you do finally get your shit together. But the main thing is that you work on it, so that you don't sound like the same old self-sabotaging moron, who is apparently totally incapable of learning anything, when the Windows-12-fucks-its-users stories come out.
(And yes, it's true that Windows 12 and Windows 14 will have their victims too. We all know that not everyone has the awareness to escape, P.T. Barnum having explained it most succintly. But FFS don't brag about being one of them! That's too much like sharing your suicide video: yes, it slakes our morbid curiousity but don't expect people to respect you or even feel sorry for you. If you don't give a fuck about yourself, we can't give a fuck about you. That's one of the most basic fundamentals of ethics.)
Most of my older windows software won't run under Win7 & up. (Worked fine on XP.) But it runs great on my Mac with WINE. No problems what so ever, works perfectly. Maybe you should try WINE before speaking.
Now if only we could get WINE ported to windows...
During the 1511 update they also left an inconsistent MOF among the MOFs. MS better automate their moffing process soon before the users get royally moffed.
However if you need to run an office suite that includes a text processor, spreadsheet, presentation and vector drawing, and a photo editing software, then the suggestion of GP is not without merit.
There is a difference between having a "text processor" and Microsoft Word, those two aren't interchangeable...
Then there is "photo editing software", and then there is Adobe Photoshop, again, not the same thing...
For just changing and making adjustments to images, there are a thousand free programs for that. Those programs don't do what Photoshop is really used for however...
Programs run "native" with Wine. A simple explanation is that executables compiled as Windows PE binaries instead of Linux ELF just need a different loader to initialize a process and look up dependencies and Wine tries to implement both the loader and most dependencies. That it calls into a Linux kernel instead of an NT kernel is an implementation detail most processes don't care about.
Don't be shocked, but I know that, hence the "or whatever you want to call it" comment...
The problem is... it works until it doesn't... It works until an update breaks it... Then you have no support if it doesn't work...
Yea, sorry, I have real work to do, I can't afford to hope it all works out somehow... Remind me who I call for support if Adobe Premiere Pro has an issue on Linux under Wine?
These are business tools, not toys...
MS office and photoshop lack of linux support is a fake argument and you know it.
But the vast majority of people definitely don't need ms office or photoshop at home
Running Windows at work and Linux at home is silly... Why learn two different OS? That is just more work...
You're just blindly full of MS hate to make that suggestion...
As many people dislike being spied on without an accesiible opt out for non IT experts, they dislike not having easy and proper control over the installed updates, and they most definitely do not like the idea of RENTING an OS.
The number of people who use Google and FaceBook would seem to refute your statement...
Also, who is renting their OS? I think you have some imagined idea of Windows that doesn't exist for normal people...
Many people replied, most were just silly MS hate...
The suggestion of Wine is not a useful one, running applications like Office and Adobe CC in an emulator (or whatever you want to call it) vs the native OS is not likely to be a great experience.
Why bother, when Windows works fine?
The MS hate here is silly, Windows has issues, but so does Linux, neither are perfect...
You know I was a zealot anti MS guy 15 years ago. Then switched pro MS around Windows 7. Now turning back due to Windows 10.
No Windows did work fine under XP after SP 3 and Windows 7. It does not anymore. Plug in a kindle BAM BSOD. Install AMD Catalyst drivers after last weeks update? BAM need a re-mage to install the driver. Need Powershell DSC ... now need to fire a Windows Server 2012 R2 VM for my labs and certification. This is rediculous.
I would say go Apple, but Apple too has had bugs with updates on MacOSX Yosemite. Wifi is a mess there too@! I just want to give up on any OS regardless. But too many older computers have hardware where the drivers are constaly over written with MS ones that break it! Windows Update keeps getting less and less customizable for the pro users. Last night I tried to setup it for Windows 8.1 style of let me decide when to reboot it. Now the option is grayed out and I just have a time to reset it where it will reboot without asking. WTF.
Will I loose my work? Yes. That is unacceptable and Windows 8.1 just gives a warning and prompts to save at least before it reboots for an update.
Windows 10 is awesome in many ways. But without QA, forced updates, and spyware MS dropped the ball as this could have been the next XP and 7.
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I understand that sometimes bad things come with updates. Old bugs get back in, compatibility breaks, new bugs are introduced. It happens to every software package sooner or later.
But if Microsoft wants to make updates fully automatic and even put them outside of the user's control, then they need to perform due diligence to minimize the risk of problems. Screwing up your build process in new, exciting, and trivial ways is not cutting it.
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According to the latest ruleset, this post should be modded as Vorpal Flamebait +5.
No it doesn't. MS Excel is leagues above Libre Office - especially with its implementation of multi-core CPU support. Processing can take time and Libre Office is a lot slower. Also a lot of features that Libre Office has to match MS Office are actually 3rd party addons. These addons can go outdated, don't have commercial support, and may stop working with newer versions/being developed.
Let me tell you about my trials getting Ubuntu installed on my Thinkpad 11E (generation 3). Ubuntu (live flash drive) would not boot. I could get it working by using a deritivative of Ubuntu and then installing Unity manually (I like Unity). Know what I had to do for Windows 10 to work? Nothing, nothing at all. It just worked (tm). I spent a good 6-10 hours hunting around for a distro that worked, settled on Fedora, realized I hated Fedora, settiled back on Ubuntu and the rest is history. I posted on the Ubunut forums, I posted on the Ubuntu Subreddit, I posted on websites and couldn't get any help.
I used Ubuntu, but it's far from perfect and has plenty of issues on its own.
I think I spotted the flaw in your argument.
"When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
You think that Windows is installed on a billion computers and doesn't work fine?
I think I spotted the flaw in your point...
It's "Windows Powers Hell".
I have been able to get MS Office 2007 to work successfully in Linux using Wine / Playonlinux. I could not get newer versions than that to work. I have not tried to get Adobe CC to work so I can't speak for that.
Fine in the way that Vista did? Me? "Fine": I do not think that word means what you think it means.
"When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
Vista was not NEARLY as bad as people like to remember...
After SP1 and some decent hardware, it was fine...
I don't know what a powershell is, but when I updated my machine to Windows 10, many things stopped working. When I downgraded back to windows 8, my touchscreen stopped working, and several of the keys on my keyboard. It is just a computer now, so I let the neighborhood kids use what's left of my "was perfectly fine before I upgraded" computer. Really makes me sad as a consumer. And I don't know what's with the name tag, but I'M LA CHAUNTE AUGUST, not Anonymous coward.
Yeah, but I had to use it when it was brand new and crappy. Fortunately, I didn't get one of those dubious "ready for Vista" computers, but it still had serious problems.
However, the point is that perceived popularity of a Microsoft operating system has very little bearing on how good it is. There's a whole lot of them out there because systems are preloaded with W10, and most people don't change their OSes. Most people want to run some software that is Windows-only or Windows-or-Mac, and most of them don't want the Mac. (There are people with simpler needs, but they've largely moved to tablets.) If Microsoft produces a crappy OS, hundreds of millions of people are going to use it. Given the extreme measures Microsoft took to deceive W7 and W8 users to go to W10, massive "acceptance" was inevitable.
"When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes