Ask Slashdot: How Do You Build Your Own Vacuum Tubes?
Could you beat wireless headphones by creating your own DIY home audio system? Two weeks ago one Slashdot commenter argued, "to have good audio that is truly yours and something to be proud of, you need to make your own vacuum tube amplifier and then use it to power real electrostatic headphones over a wire." And now long-time Slashdot reader mallyn is stepping up to the challenge:
I want to try to make my own vacuum tubes. Is there anyone here who has tried DIY vacuum tubes (or valves, to you Europeans)? I need help getting started -- how to put together the vacuum plumbing system; how to make a glass lathe; what metals to use for the elements (grid, plate, etc). If this is not the correct forum, can anyone please gently shove me into the correct direction? It needs to be online as my physical location (Bellingham, Washington) is too far away from the university labs where this type of work is likely to be done.
Slashdot's covered the "tubes vs. transistors" debate before, but has anyone actually tried to homebrew their own? Leave your best answers in the comments. How do you build your own vacuum tubes?
Slashdot's covered the "tubes vs. transistors" debate before, but has anyone actually tried to homebrew their own? Leave your best answers in the comments. How do you build your own vacuum tubes?
Here's a good one with links to more: http://hackaday.com/2016/05/04...
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You don't need vacuum tubes. That's such a horrible audio myth. They glow in the dark and look nice. Aside from that, they produce more distortion, more noise, use more power, are more fragile, and have shorter lifetimes than solid state electronics. They do not sound better, given $X spent on whatever, presuming some reasonable amount of tech is returned per dollar.
OTOH, if you just want to make vacuum tubes because.... you want to make vacuum tunes... have at it :)
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someone had invented a service that would allow you "search" for "information" using a "computer" perhaps you might find it has been done to death.
http://hackaday.com/2014/11/21/artisanal-vacuum-tubes-hackaday-shows-you-how/
http://hackaday.com/2016/05/04/home-brew-vacuum-tubes-are-easier-than-you-think/#more-201673
http://hackaday.com/2014/11/21/artisanal-vacuum-tubes-hackaday-shows-you-how/
French video at bottom of page: http://paillard.claude.free.fr/
Even if you can do it, complying with the environmental regulations would bankrupt you. That's why vacuum tubes are manufactured in Russia and China, but not the US anymore.
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This may well be overkill for your needs, and it's a bit pricey, but the book Building Scientific Apparatus has been on my wish list for a while. It has chapters on working with glass, vacuum technoloy, charged-particle optics, and electronics, among others.
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The vacuum pump that will give you the high vacuum so they won't burn out before you can blink is the problem.
you'll need a diffusion pump as a second stage to a regular pump
something like this
http://www.instructables.com/i...
You will also have to coat the interior of the tube with some sort of getter to keep the vacuum.
and then there are the seals
Other than the experience points, I can't see why you'd make your own tubes. Would you make your own transistors?
I've hand-wound guitar pickups and made a ribbon microphone from scratch. Fun stuff, but I could never approach the quality of a stock Fender pickup or Royer ribbon mic.
Sovtek still imports Rusdian tubes, right?
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You can do this, I remember a video on youtube of some European guy doing this. What makes it not so worth it is the following.
1. You need both glass working equipment and the skills to work hot glass. Pretty much everything a scientific glass blower has.
2. You also need a high quality vacuum pump plus a molecular pump to get a good vacuum. (Top quality neon shop equipment)
3. Hermetic sealed glass work requires a whole bunch of obscure knowledge, techniques and materials[1].
4. Very likely would need a spot welder for metal parts exposed to vacuum[2],
[1] In particular the wire used for glass to metal seals while not uncommon is basically impossible to squire in small quantities. The wire in question has a coefficient of expansion that matches the glass used and a plated alloy that is compatible with hot glass and forms a hermetic seal.
[2] All the metal pieces in a tube are spot welded together.
Of course, physics and engineering labs used to "make their own" vacuum tubes. But generally, they had skilled glass blowers on hand who could create vacuum-proof glassware for them. If you really want to try, you might consider starting with chemical glassware intended to be used with vacuums.
the prices!!. No wonder people want to roll their own...
But the real trick to good sound is the cable, amirite?
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This sounds expensive, time consuming, and ultimately both pointless and rewarding. I love it.
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Okay, we need to discuss classic amplification (IOW, not digital) and tube vs. transistor distortion. Applies to all audio reproduction systems - receivers, preamps, amps, headphone amps.
When run entirely in their linear range, which is to say, in class A amplification, where very expensive and/or high end analog musical system designs sometimes run, analog devices, be they tubes, fets or bipolar transistors, all follow the input signal faithfully, plus or minus total system noise and phase shifts -- no "warmth" or other characteristics are inherent in even a half-decent design, unless you add it yourself with tone controls or the like. *NONE*. For the record, tubes make the most noise, bipolar transistors next, various field effect transistor types the least. Analog integrated circuits tend to use bipolars and/or FETs; look the specific IC up to see, there's no telling otherwise.
So what you want, ideally, is the very minimum of distortion, noise, and as close to perfect signal reproduction as you can get. What goes in equals, as closely as possible, what comes out. But class A is an expensive and power-hungry way to do anything. So most reasonably priced tube and transistor linear amplifiers tend to run in class AB, which uses two devices or sets of devices at the high levek output, where one set amplifies the negative excursions of the signal, the other the positive set. The idea is that the devices are slightly on all the time, and when they begin to amplify their part of the signal, there won't be much distortion from moving into the linear part of their amplification curve from the non-linear, off, part, because the device isn't switching from off to on, it was already on. This works really well, and some very high end tube and transistor equipment works this way. Uses a little extra power, but it's a great compromise.
So what's different in a useful and interesting way between tubes and transistors? Well, when a tube is pushed into its nonlinear range, the gain transfer curve bends over comparatively smoothly so that what would be a sharply clipped (squared off) signal in a device like a bipolar transistor, turns first into a compressed signal, and even later down the curve, begins to evidence harmonic and other distortion that somewhat resembles that produce by hard clipping, but has, because of that still-somewhat-gentle curve, an entirely different set of dominant harmonics as compared to, for instance, a bipolar transistor at or near saturation. So the distortion, when the system is run so hard it distorts, sounds quite different.
That characteristic is why (knowledgeable) musicians who use distortion as a tonal tool often choose tubes; specifically because these musicians *do* run the tubes out of the linear area of the transfer curve, and the result is interesting -- and often pleasing. When the distortion is the result of a transfer curve that abruptly goes from highly linear to highly nonlinear, as is the case with bipolar devices, the result is most unpleasant. Edgy. Sharp. Dissonant. It isn't very often that such a thing is well received in a musical performance.
However, this choice does not *ever* hold true for a musical reproduction system based on tubes that isn't running in a range that will distort the music. You'd have to turn it up so far that one or more elements of the preamp or power amp is pushed past the linear part of its transfer curve, and then all of the music distorts -- and that's not a "warm" sound, that's a "hey, your system sounds awful, turn that thing down before I puke" sound.
So, for example, if I get out my Les Paul or my Strat and plug it into a tube amp and turn that bizatch up, I'm doing so because the amp's distortion is going to very significantly color the reproduction of what I play. I'm going to adjust the amp specifically so I *get* distortion. It'll sound fabulous. I'll get feedback, there will be awesome weirdnesses when I hit harmonics on my strings, pick and fretting artifacts will sound very different,
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We're in the post-industrial Maker anti-Luddite 3D printed future? Surely you simply order a vacuum cartridge and slap that on your 3D printer?
You wouldn't download a tube, would you?
The difference between tubes and transistors only surfaces when you're overdriving them. Transistors clip, tubes go non-linear. Buy an amp designed for the power you need, and this will never be an issue.
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Get the requisite materials. Then find a rocket. Launch into space. Open up the pod bay doors. Let the vacuum in. Then assemble. Done!
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Does it make it sound warmer? Is it warmer than these wooden standoffs ( 600.00 each ) I got to hold my oxygen-free digital cables off the floor ( a steal at 900 for 6ft )?
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no really, to do it from scratch you need to start by mining your own copper ore.
Various rock musicians prefer tube amplifiers because the conventional tube circuits used since the 1950's, when driven far into distortion, emit even harmonics much more than odd harmonics. This is a perceptually more comfortable sound to the music listener.
Older transistor circuits (we're talking the 1970's) tended to emit odd harmonics.
Obviously you can make a transistor circuit that distorts with even harmonics. However, it is much better to use an amplifier of sufficient power that it is not driven into distortion.
Transistor amplifiers are capable of tremendous power today. I own a 1.3 kilowatt peak envelope power linear RF amplifier using just one or two final amplifier transistors. That is the real power rating, not the fake power rating used on audio amplifiers. It must not distort, indeed all spurious emissions must be 60 dB down, because harmonics would show up as unwanted signals on the radio bands and would immediately be identified as my station. This amplifier weighs just 18 pounds! And that's including the internal power supply.
If you want distortion, use an effects pedal. Don't get it from your amplifier.
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Every light bulb or dead tube has multiple glass/Kovar bonded seals.
You can carefully break or melt them out and reuse them; large bulbs are good sources of large connections.
BTW, Neon electrodes are different; they are designed to hold mercury.
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When this can be done using a 3D printer, I'll know that this technology has fully arrived!
What university lab is constructing vacuum tubes in 2016? That would be idiotic. If you really need a vacuum tube (which no one does in 2017), then go buy one for $10.
...some people spend more time playing with their HiFi than listening to it.
How Its Made TV show actually shows a handmade tube being constructed.
Not sure what episode.
I'd check out some Amateur Radio sites that specialize in history of the hobby. A lot of early hams built their own equipment in the 20's and 30's, not because they were cool and all, but because they were poor. I know that they used old discarded supplies (primitive capacitors can be built using aluminum foil from old candy bar wrappers, and waxed paper etc) and some even built simple vacuum tubes.
However, today I really doubt it would be practical for anything other than a science project. I know there is a "building a vacuum tube" video on YouTube.
But generally only the exotic special purpose and transmitting types. The commodity 12AX7s and 6L6s for guitar amps are all made offshore, due to the low profit margins. The only audio types being made in the US are Western Electric 300B triodes, which are still being made in limited numbers for the high-$$$ audiophool market.
http://www.westernelectric.com...
Other remaining US tube manufacturers include CPI/Eimac:
http://www.cpii.com/division.c...
and MU, Inc. :
http://www.mu-inc.com/webstore...
, who apparently hang on making small runs of tubes to support aging military gear...
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If I wanted to build a vacuum tube, I'd use google and ask it. http://bfy.tw/7lcp
To really achieve the highest fidelity audio, you are trying to make your own vacuum tube amplifier from your DIY tubes and are seeking sources for the glass, and metal bits for inside. If you really want the whole DIY experience, ask where to mine the ore for these metals, how to forge them, and how to make glass out of sand.
until the Steve Vai thing.
First lesson: don't make a glass lathe.
Glass-based vacuum tubes are made with blown glass and, despite what Wikipedia says, there are plenty of metal-cased vacuum tubes around as well. Tubes are generally sealed at normal atmospheric pressure and then a metal shot sitting in a getter is burned to evacuate most of the air (think fuseable links in modern semiconductors like EEPROMS, PALs and PICs). Finally, not all vacuum tubes contain a vacuum - some contain a gas selected for a necessary electrode function (e.g.: Neon in neon indicators and pixie tubes to emit light).
Electrostatic speakers/phones aren't especially hard to make, but sourcing the materials can be difficult. You need ultra thin polyester film for the diaphragms, and some sort of weakly conductive coating (Licron or similar antistatic spray works well). You also need a method of stretching the diaphragm film tight and then gluing it while stretched. I invented a pneumatic stretcher almost 30 years ago when I was into all this stuff. 4693H contact adhesive will stick to the polyester (not much else will)...
Have at it: http://mark.rehorst.com/ESLs/i...
Claude Paillard has a great video showing how it's done (and photos here). He's built not just his own vacuum tubes but also most of the tools needed to do so. So if you want to build your own molecular pump you'll find data here.
This guy has made a bunch of tubes. He has a lot of videos and describes all of the pieces and techniques that he uses in his various videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAMRHcbE3g0
It's possible to do, but you'll need a fair bit of gear and expect your first few batches to be defective or die soon after powering up.
There are lots of youtube videos that show how it's done, but many of them leave out critical bits of info. As a project in tech school my lab partner and I built a working vacuum tube (we all had to), but we had all the gear we needed and lots of instruction. Even then it was difficult to get t right, lots of failures and lots of "sort-of-working" tubes.
So it can be done, but it's not some wham-bam kind of thing. Ypu're not going to do it in an afternoon, and you sure as shit won't get it right the first time, lol. Ask me how I know.
Expect to invest considerable time and money in getting the gear and experience necessary to produce usable tubes. You have a lot to learn and a million little details to get right, every one of which is either outright tube-killer or produces a tube that initially works but that fails within hours or days. The worst part is if you need more than one tube (like for a stereo amp). Even with carefully-matched components, your finished tube's characteristics will vary A LOT from tube to tube. Again, ask me how I know. :)
You might save yourself a lot of heartache by using old, failed tubes as the base from which to start, unless you want to blow your own glass. Alternatively, get some stock glass tubing and use it to make tubes that will work, but might not be aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Bake the glass (and all the components) thoroughly before assembly to drive out impurities like cleaning residue, fingerprints, etc.
Getting a good, clean vacuum is absolutely critical. It's got to be free of oil mist, particulates, etc etc. This is harder than it sounds. Fashioning a good "getter" and flashing it inside the tube is also tricky. The "getter" helps remove any stuff that outgasses after you've sealed the tube, and it's vital to do it properly.
With all that said, I'll admit, it's pretty damn satisfying to *finally* power one up and have it work. :)
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digital master-bation versus analogue one. I still prefer manual.
A vacuum tube is a lightbulb with extra electrodes. So he is a video of how to make a light bulb with glass. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Howdy all, I'm a scientific glassblower (25 years now), and I make my own tubes. I'm at www.incandescentsculpture.com; not much tube info there yet -been a few years in beta mode on them, but some other high-vacuum delights are to be seen. (My handmade incandescent bulbs, my Tesla wireless brush bulbs, the 'fuxie' tube....) Even the production of a simple, low-mu triode is non-trivial; the requisite equipment and knowledge take years to acquire, and a page long essay to even enumerate. OP, I'd be glad to help; perhaps we can compose a FAQ and parts list for kindred spirits.
I want to give making my own valves a go, but first I've got to overhaul my vacuum pump, because it doesn't suck. (Well, I need at least 35torr, and it has trouble getting to 120torr.)
I've got this book and like it: Instruments of Amplification.
It's not so much a howto guide as a recounting of "I did this, and this is how it worked". Useful tips on how to cut open bulbs and harvest filaments, how to drill glass, basics of vacuum working and lots else.
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As to making a home-brew vacuum tube, it is doable but not practical. To get predictable performance mechanical tolerances must be exacting and the materials used in commercial tubes are rather exotic and difficult (if not impossible to come close to) for a home-brew vacuum tube maker. What you end up doing is making a tube using 'best guesses' and test/measure the tube's operational parameters and design the circuit around those parameters, rather than the other way around.
There is an amazing amount of exacting engineering, sophisticated manufacturing processes/techniques, and exotic materials science in the old commercial vacuum tubes even by today's standards and is pretty much impractical and beyond the means for the vast majority of private experimenters to reproduce in a home shop.
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I've lived long enough to know that when some dude says "I want to build my own vacuum tubes" that he's not interested in hearing how unrealistic it is.
You can easily hear distortion products that are 30dB down, and you cannot see those on an oscilloscope.
Most devices have different voltage and current noise, so it depends on the source impedance (which transforms the current noise into voltage noise)
A lot depends on the circuit topology as well as the active device. Low noise amplifier design is as much art & craft as engineering - you have to try lots of active devices in different circuits to find the one that is best for your specific application.
But make no mistake, the hobby in itself part is the issue. A person won't dissolve into sound quality heaven goo by spending a weekend making their own hollow state system.
As well, they would get into the audiophile world of what exactly is quality sound. Vacuum tube sound is actually a distortion of the signal, not some hyper fidelity technology - before people get too outraged, I rather like the distortion it gives.
So if a person wants a new hobby - that's a pretty good one. You'll be learning everything that engineers learned about tubes over again, and having a lot of fun doing it. It'll cost a lot, and take some years, but you'll have some awesome bragging rights!
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I don't know how useful it is to make vacuum tubes, but you have to admire this guy's artistry.
Hi,
I am an electrical engineer and avid tube amp builder, and there is one large caveat to making your own tubes: They will have wildly inconsistent and unpredictable electrical properties. So, I'm sure it will work and be super cool, but the amps you make with them will be less than stellar performers. In fact, you may end up letting the smoke out of a few parts while trying to bias them correctly. Just a warning!
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The problem with the apps that add a "sound" to your amp is that you are adding one kind of distortion onto another. One of the reasons tube amps sound superior is their fairly benign distortion profile, both at normal and overdriven operating points. If you add an emulation to your sand amp, sure you get the tube sound when it's quiet, but try and play it loud and your sand amp starts distorting like a sand amp, and your emulator adds the tube amp distortion to that. Not really the way it was meant to be.
Why try and make your own when you can still buy them?
solid-state is primarily odd-order harmonics. even-order are less dissonant. while audiophools have driven prices through the roof, you can take triode-connected tubes, or Williamson tetrodes, and if you don't work outside the curves, have a sweet amp. there are plenty of "dumpster tubes" at bargain prices that one can work with quite nicely.
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
How about a metal enclosure with a bolted flange? It would be massively easier to fabricate and readily repairable or modifiable. No pretty glow, maybe thick plexiglass would work?
If this is a one-off project with nonstandard "tubes", why not put all of them in the same vacuum container? That could look pretty awesome if it was see through.
You could use a big, replaceable getter covered with cheap, relatively safe and easy-to-get sodium instead of dealing with expensive, dangerous cesium into a tiny glass tube (or leave the vacuum pump hooked up, for that matter.) Wiring would be trivial compared to sealing pins into glass, and a six tube box could hold six versions for testing and refining before choosing the best working one, as opposed to building 6 individual tubes to try.
There is this thing called Google where you can search for things, like information, on the internet.
I suggest the OP use it, where they will discover rich information on how to build your own vacuum tubes from scratch.
Now, as to why you would want to, keeping in mind your assertion that it's to build a better vacuum tube driven audio device, I say you are barking up the wrong tree and the commercial efforts, either current production or New Old Stock (NOS) or even good, functioning used tubes (or valves, as those in the UK tend to say) will out-perform whatever you might come up with at home.
Oh, and did I mention the health hazards? Your typical vacuum tube fab was an environmental nightmare. Now you can poison your own yard. Yaaaaaay!
Environmental regulations in the US (and likely the UK) has effectively shut down vacuum tube production in the US by the 1980s. Fabricating the heater/plate/grid/cathode elements is a toxic process. Besides acquiring the equipment, a hobby operation needs some way for disposal of the waste and the local landfill won't accept them. That's why vacuum tubes are made in countries with lax environment regulations (China, Russia, etc).
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I don't know about anyone else, but I'd prefer to not have something being driven by several hundred volts clamped onto either side of my head. One screw-up or failure of the insulation, and you're re-creating a scene from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest in real life.
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>> I need help getting started -- how to put together the vacuum plumbing system; how to make a glass lathe;
Just looking at them it seems clear that the tubes are blown (into a mould), not turned. Can you even turn glass?
+1 for each thing above that I did not know..
Is that Julian Hirsch essentially said the same thing over the course of his career. I spent a lot of time reading his stuff in Stereo Review during the 80s and early 90s.
Particularly the bit about the speakers/cartridge overpowering whatever was going on at the amplification end. Except the noise.
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And or contact this guy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzyXMEpq4qw
He makes his own vacuum tubes. It's a work of art for him!
So can we skip the right-wing talking points, please? Tube manufacturing was certainly no more toxic than semiconductor fabs are (one of the most toxic industries around), and they aren't going away because of EPA regs.
US tube manufacturing died because the market for tubes went away VERY quickly once solid state devices took over in the late '60s/early '70s.
One example would be RCA, who introduced their first 100% solid state (except for the CRT) color TV sets in 1969, and closed their receiving tube plants (the largest in the US) by 1976.
With 15-20 tubes in a typical color TV set, there was a HUGE replacement market for receiving tubes and many US manufacturers each with several plants to meet the demand. Typically you would need to replace 2-3 tubes a year in a TV you used regularly. Self service tube testers (and replacement tubes) were found in drugstores and hardware stores for folks who wanted to try fixing their own sets.
Once tubes went away in new sets, the market for replacement tubes evaporated within a few years as the older tube sets hit the landfills. The relative handful of tubes still being sold were made in short runs from 1 or 2 US manufacturers who stuck it out until the '80s making a handful of types that still had some demand, but these quietly died by the early '90s, when the US military stopped supporting most of their tube-based gear and flooded the surplus market with warehouses full of unused tubes.
Tubes are still made in the US by a handful of manufacturers, but they are specialized devices used in high powered transmitters, radar, particle accelerators, and such. The ordinary receiving type tubes used in audio gear are largely made in the former Soviet bloc, which kept the remnants of their tube industry alive longer than the West did, preserving much of the manufacturing and raw materials infrastructure needed to serve the modern (much smaller) market for receiving tubes.
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where the wires from the pins need to pass into the evacuated envelope. The rest of the vacuum-tight enclosure IS the metal can itself. The first metal tubes used tiny individual glass/metal eyelets for each pin, but later ones used a glass "button stem" that held all the lead-in wires in a single piece of glass.
Shortly after the metal tubes were introduced by RCA, some other manufacturers introduced the "MG" types, which were as you describe, a conventional glass tube covered with a metal can. This was done in an attempt to appear "cutting edge" with the then modern technology, but not wanting to invest in the specialized production machinery needed, and to avoid licensing the technology from RCA.
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I am the person who asked the questions and I wish to thank you all very much for your kind replies and help.
This is a hobby for me. I am a retired engineer from Intel in Portland, Oregon and have moved to Bellingham, Washington.
I don't care how long this will take to learn and execute and I don't care if the first 100 tubes/amplifiers will fail. This is to be a journey for learning for me.
I have been known to make stuff that takes a long time to make and do not have corporate/commercial marketability.
As I have no boyfriend; no girlfriend; no husband; no wife; no kids and no pets; and TV sucks and Hollywood sucks and sports to me is riding a bicycle of kayaking and not watching a bunch of millionaires bashing into each other on a green plastic carpet under bright tv lights; I have the time and my entertainment is myself doing these things.
To tell you the truth; once my journey is over and I have a working amplifier; I will most likely give it away or put it onto the shoulder of the road for free and then move onto the next project. It's the process and not the final item that lures me.
Humbly and respectfully yours,
Mark Allyn Bellingham, Washington
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Home made Nixie tubes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvQw7ac6uzI
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NO? Bloody amateur.
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But I do want to highlight the fact that sound is an experience shaped not only by the signal but also by the receiver. In this case a person. I think there may be a significant difference in the perception of sound between a trained sound engineer and an average listener. The engineer (that would be you) is trained to treat fidelity as the Grail. Noise is detected by the trained ear as the defect it is and focused upon. And its presence spoils the experience. But most people can and do enjoy music at wide ranges of fidelity. (And given the right conditions so can a sound engineer I would hazard.) And often they do so under noisy conditions and through noisy devices and using lossy CODECS that leverage psychophysical limits for compression. Witness the average person sitting on a city bus with cheap earbuds digging their MP3 music.
To me this explains the vinyl resurgence over CD. And of course the whole vacuum tube thing. I propose that the nervous systems of untrained listeners may actually like a bit of noise because they are used to it and because the universe is filled with it. For 'warm' translate 'noisy' . Perfect fidelity is desirable in the studio as a starting point. And also by musicians, audiophiles and sound engineers. Was it Neal Young who had his MP3s pulled because he could not stand the sound of them? Personally I am fine with a well made higher bitrate MP3.
It would be interesting to know if there have been any focused tests. I have seen it argued that there will be a generation of people who will prefer MP3 sound over Redbook CD sound. (I happen to think vinyl is noisy in a better way than an MP3 which as we know actually has sound info stripped out of the original.) I will close by pointing out that the average visual system also is also made comfortable by noise. Witness the popularity of the filters on Instagram.
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