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Soylent Halts Sale of Bars; Investigation Into Illnesses Continues (arstechnica.com)
Beth Mole, reporting for ArsTechnica:Following online reports of customers becoming ill after eating Soylent's new snack bars, the company announced this afternoon that it has decided to halt all sales and shipments of the bars as a precautionary measure
. The company is urging customers to discard remaining bars and will begin e-mailing customers individually regarding refunds. In a blog announcing the decision, the company said it is still investigating the cause of bouts of illnesses of customers linked to the bars, including nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. "After hearing from our customers, we immediately began investigating the cause of the issue and whether it was linked to a problem with the Bars," the company said. "So far we have not yet identified one and this issue does not appear to affect our other drinks and powder. Though our investigation into this matter continues, we have decided to err on the side of caution and take this preventative step."
Clever company name can only backfire in cases like this.
If they are being honest in their statement, then I'm impressed to see a company in this day and age take such steps. However the cynical side of me wonders if they knew/know what's happening and they're attempting damage control until they figure out what to do next.
Soylent Green is still made out of people! They didn't change the recipe like they said they were going to! It's still people!!
That's what makes them sick!
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Need to drink water with soylent, maybe they weren't drinking enough?
Rebrand the bars as laxatives!
I actually ate through a box of these bars not long ago - finished the last one about two weeks ago. I kept blaming my daughter for not washing the dishes correctly and giving me dysentery via food debris (this actually happens, at least the food debris part). But maybe it was the bars? Who knows - I never will, now.
The bars are too caramel tasting anyway. I was really hoping for a bar that tasted like Soylent - like almost nothing at all.
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Since they can't identify standard causes, anyone considering "Soylent" has a "reverse placebo" effect?
Suggest people are eating medicine, they often feel better. Suggest people are eating people...
Simple explaination:
Affected customers read the ingredient list.
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In Russia, Soylent Bars are made of YOU!
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The company is urging customers to discard remaining bars and will begin e-mailing customers individually regarding refunds.
Why would they be asking customers to discard, instead of send them back?
I mean.... if they're really investigating, then they should take the returns, and then
do some analysis of what was winding up in customer hands, right?
Assuming they don't already have an explanation for people getting sick that they're uncomfortable sharing.......
'Cause this could be a brand killer and the whole company could be DOA if they don't fix it by tomorrow.
I'm shocked that a company founded by a man who intentionally tried killing off his entire gut flora and puts his clothing in the freezer instead of washing them would release a biologically questionable product.
Right up there with Lay's WOW chips and Haribo sugar free gummy bears (read the reviews, they're hilarious and disgusting)
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... when you make your stuff with Zika victims...
if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
Anymore close calls like this one and they'll start to suspect there really is Soy in our product!
Because you know some people just make you sick.
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Amateur food maker tries to make "the food to end all foods", and, predictably, it causes problems. It was only a matter of time until this happened.
The first versions were already causing problems with excessive flatulence and other digestive anomalies. Now this.
And I still don't exactly know what problem soylent is supposed to solve. It's more expensive than a regular meal (if you factor in that you need to supplement soylent with other stuff to get good nutritional balance) and it isn't particularly tasty or good to look at. It's... quite disgusting, really.
The supposed health benefits have not been realized either. SOME people claim that they've lost weight, but this could be due to being "malnourished" by eating soylent all the time.
Makes one wonder what exactly the point is.
Turn back.
Different people react differently to different inputs.
You thought your product would be a perfect fit for everyone on the planet?
You morons.
This is why you shouldn't trust anyone claiming any panacea. You fall for the marketing, you deserve that intestinal upset.
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
There was an episode about Soylent on VICE a little bit back. Their facility was just an empty concrete building with plastic tubs of ingredients and the closest thing to health precautions being plastic sheeting thrown up in one area. They also saw rats in the building there, so I really wouldn't be surprised if they got contaminated.
What happened? Ran out of plump white geezers for the Green flavour and had to make do with overripe drowned Haitians? Shame on you...
Seriously, does anyone here eat these things?
love is just extroverted narcissism
to issue a full recall of the product, and retire the brand name. This is far more serious than Samsung's 40-50 smoking batteries, after all.
Seriously, just eat real food, you know vegetables, fruit, nuts, meat(if you are into that). You know, food you prepare yourself, not some mystery food garbage that you have no idea what's in it.
Hopefully nobody is wondering why they got poisoned from this garbage.
Hell if you are too lazy to cook, even MREs or something would be better than this shit, at least an MRE you can identify as a food item.
Just reading the ingredients makes me sick.
Shouldn't this be: "The ingredient list read: affected customers...".
EOM
We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
First, Soylent tried to reinvent the wheel with a liquid full-nutrition replacement, not realizing that such products already existed for tube feeding patients (Nutera Replete, etc.), while also making their customers nauseated or severely flatulent
Now they are at it with a dangerously indigestible nutrition bar, I see.
Consumers are just getting a bit of Kuru. Nothing to worry about. Totally normal. The whole issue is being blown out of proportion.
As I remember it, they immediately began denying it was a problem and immediately began blaming anyone who ate a soylent bar.
Source: I ate a soylent bar for lunch and spent the rest of the day in the bathroom with vomit coming out one end and diarrhea coming out the other.
I have some customers in San Jose, and live in Berkeley. Given the horrid traffic and the lack of good trains with little hope that BART's Silicon Valley extension will be done within a decade, I get up at 5AM when it's necessary to work at these customer sites, hit the road by 5:30, and head home around 1 PM.
Obviously, that doesn't leave time for a leisurely breakfast. So, a cold bottle of Soylent 2.0 just out of the 'fridge is about my best option while driving. Warm Soylent doesn't actually seem that much worse, and I've used that during long drives when the alternative would have been fast food.
Yes, I get paid enough to compensate for all of this.
Soylent 2.0 tastes OK, but not so good that you'd eat it just for the taste. It takes care of physical needs and doesn't do anything nasty to my gastrointestinal system. I do not attempt to use it as a total food replacement.
Consuming Soylent, though, leads one to think about how food flavors and other characteristics of food are evolved or engineered to manipulate us, and how this is a dependence or addiction and perhaps the largest cause of health issues in our lives.
Bruce Perens.
What kind of complete loser would eat something like this in the first place, let alone PAY for it? Utterly disgusting. No wonder people got sick. EAT REAL FOOD.
The company is urging customers to discard remaining bars ... "After hearing from our customers, we immediately began investigating the cause of the issue and whether it was linked to a problem with the Bars," the company said. "So far we have not yet identified one"
The company is urging everyone to destroy all evidence, even though they can find nothing wrong. Sounds legit.
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Why do people act like this stuff is new? I have been using Lean 1 protein shakes, which is a meal replacement, for three months. I by no means use it to lose weight, I'm actually bulking right now, but it has more than enough to replace a meal, and I have more confidence in it than the Soylent shakes. It has a longer ingredient list, but each two pound container is a shake a day for half a month, so pricing isn't too dissimilar, maybe even better.
...a food product developed like software by a jackass software engineer is making people sick?