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Android Ransomware Infects LG Smart TV, Company 'Refuses' To Help (bleepingcomputer.com)

Security firms have been warning us for more than a year about the possibility of Android malware jumping from phones and tablets to other Android-powered devices, such smart TVs. The latest incident involving ransomware on a smart TV involves software engineer Darren Cauthon, who revealed that the LG smart TV of one of his family members was infected with ransomware right on Christmas day. What's worse? He claims LG wouldn't help him with perform factory reset of the device. From a report: Based on a screenshot Cauthon posted online, the smart TV appears to be infected with a version of the Cyber. Police ransomware, also known as FLocker, Frantic Locker, or Dogspectus. The infected TV is one of the last generations of LG smart TVs that ran Google TV, a smart TV platform developed by Google together with Intel, Sony, and Logitech. Google TV launched in 2010, but Google discontinued the project in June 2014. In the meantime, LG has moved on from Google TV, and the company's TVs now run WebOS. Cauthon says he tried to reset the TV to factory settings, but the reset procedure available online didn't work. When the software engineer contacted LG, the company told him to visit one of their service centers, where one of its employees could reset his TV.

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  1. LS? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1, Funny

    So, will they be renaming the company to "Life Sucks"?

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    1. Re:LS? by phorm · · Score: 5, Informative

      While they do seem to be using that as a motto right now, LG doesn't really even stand for "Life's Good" but rather "Lucky-Goldstar", which is a combination of two brands which merged to form the company. Amusingly, while Goldstar sold electronics, Lucky was more commonly associated with detergents and hygiene products.

    2. Re:LS? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Amusingly, while Goldstar sold electronics, Lucky was more commonly associated with detergents and hygiene products.

      I hope the implied irony is how the company is now refusing to help sanitize their electronic devices. :-)

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    3. Re:LS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I was one of the only ones that remembered their days as Lucky-Goldstar. I first recall them as a cheap Phone Maker that got in when Qualcomm started licensing their CDMA chips back in the early 90's

    4. Re:LS? by phorm · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more that once infected, their products are pretty much less useful/valuable than a package of arse-wipe tissue.

    5. Re:LS? by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I bought an LG TV recently, but I'm smart enough not to buy a smart TV. It works great, no frills, no nonsense, I love my Goldstar! In the 90s I had a goldstar CRT monitor and it sucked, they've come a long way.

    6. Re:LS? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Amusingly, while Goldstar sold electronics, Lucky was more commonly associated with detergents and hygiene products.

      Why is that amusing? http://www.lgchem.com/global/m...

      It seems to be quite consistent:
      Toshiba: http://www.toshiba-tmat.co.jp/...
      Samsung only sold to Lotte less than a year ago: http://www.samsungchemical.com...
      who were a bit behind Sony which spun of it's chemical division 4 years ago: http://www.dexerials.jp/en/

      Electronics companies have a VERY long history which includes a lot of chemical manufacture.

    7. Re: LS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, the key to building an empire a corporation is to diversify.

    8. Re:LS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lick the Grandma :D

    9. Re:LS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucky was more commonly associated with detergents and hygiene products

      I thought they made cigarettes and blue jeans.

    10. Re:LS? by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 1

      Good one :)

      Lucky Strike is an old brand of cigarettes made by Reynolds American, a company that is 42% owned by British American Tobacco. (BAT offered to buy the rest in October 2016; the companies are still negotiating.) Lucky Strikes are no longer very popular in the US but the original unfiltered version is still available.

      Lucky Brand jeans are not related to the cigarette company or to LG.

      The original post was referring to the South Korean Lak-Hui Chemical Industrial Corporation (pronounced Lucky) that was the original parent of what is now LG Corporation. It was founded in 1947. Eleven years later they started up GoldStar to make electronics. The two companies merged, forming Lucky-GoldStar, which later simplified its name to LG in 1995.

      The Lucky brand name was known for soap, detergent, and toothpaste. Some of those products are still sold by that name in South Korea. The Lak-Hui company was also a major maker of plastics. The chemical division is now the third largest part of LG, after electronics and displays. (Besides selling its own electronic products, LG is a major OEM supplier of LCD and OLED flat panels.)

  2. "the smart TV appears to be infected..." by ls671 · · Score: 1

    "the smart TV appears to be infected..."

    I guess the TV ain't so smart now...

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    1. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Asked to detail how he got infected with the ransomware, Cauthon said "They [the relatives] said they downloaded an app to watch a movie. Halfway thru movie, tv froze. Now boots to this."

      10-to-1 odds his relatives downloaded some shady app promising "free movies" (aka pirated movies), and was downloaded from a shady source. This generally doesn't happen by itself, and it's pretty rare to get infected by stuff from the official store. Yes, it happens, but the *vast* majority of Android malware is on 3rd party sites.

      The general public needs to learn that downloading stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later. To be perfectly honest, this is why Apple's walled garden with locked-down devices may be better for your typical user. Most people certainly can't handle the responsibility of keeping a modern PC clean, and it appears they can't even keep a smart TV malware free. Remember the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"? Well, time and time again we see that users seem to have just enough knowledge to thoroughly screw themselves and their devices.

      I feel for them having to shell out a few hundred to learn this lesson, but its a lesson worth learning before they get infected with a banking trojan on their PC. Of course, we don't really know the whole story, so I'm sort of reading between the lines and could certainly be wrong about this. But I doubt it.

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    2. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by matbury · · Score: 4, Informative

      The various branded flavours of Android on phones, tablets, and TVs are often locked into only downloading and installing apps from Google Play and/or their own branded app stores. Installing apps from 3rd parties, i.e. download the package and install it manually, is beyond most users knowledge and capabilities. It's more likely that the malware was installed from Google Play or the branded app store. Their verification and malware screening processes will always be at least a step behind the criminals.

    3. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      10-to-1 odds his relatives downloaded some shady app promising "free movies" (aka pirated movies), and was downloaded from a shady source. This generally doesn't happen by itself, and it's pretty rare to get infected by stuff from the official store. Yes, it happens, but the *vast* majority of Android malware is on 3rd party sites.

      The general public needs to learn that downloading stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later.

      But that's why iOS Sucks and Android Rulez! FREEDOM!!!

      Ask any Slashtard Fandroid Apple-Hater.

    4. Re: "the smart TV appears to be infected..." by adolf · · Score: 1

      There are criminals inside of my walled garden? Preposterous!

    5. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by TWX · · Score: 2

      The problem is that there are so many ways to spread an infection, and that those that write malware use multiple vectors to infect, that it doesn't really matter if the user tried to do something shady and got bitten or not. Infections that the user brings down on themselves, infections brought down by ad servers, infections brought down by compromised content servers, infections that make use of network vulnerabilities in the device, infections that the users are tricked into bringing down, all very common routes. I see this lightweight computer as being no different than any other computer, other than since the manufacturer has no interest in paying for the costs associated with after-sale support, this will become increasingly common.

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    6. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 2

      The general public needs to learn that downloading stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later.

      My younger brother recently infected a tablet I had let him borrow with this malware. I wanted to smack him in the head when he called me saying that there was some FBI warning that he couldn't get rid of, and asked if it was really the FBI.

      You would think that something would go off in their head telling them not to follow instructions to disable security settings, but I suppose most people are used to being sheep and doing what they're told instead of engaging their brains and doing some critical thinking. This same brother fell for a social engineering attack where someone called him up and wanted him to verify his bank account information. *sigh*

    7. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The general public needs to learn that downloading stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later.

      Why because situations like a TV where proper sandboxing should basically be a trivial to do isn't. Sure there will be sandbox escapes and such due to bugs in the VM but that should be THE ONLY way on a smart TV. There is no good reasons 'apps' should be allowed to run unmanned code, and there is not reason they need to share data with any other apps on a TV. Its not like my phone where I need to be able to copy a number from an e-mail to my address book app. The unsafe data inputs vector should be almost non-existent. If things like buffer overflows are happening that is just as silly as it should all be running on Androids VM.

      this is why Apple's walled garden with locked-down devices may be better for your typical user

      No its not better for the user. Its better for the large manufacturers and software shops. Its about the most anti freedom thing you could possibly do. Here we are in 2016 where the opportunity for anyone to learn program (books were expensive and knowledgeable mentors were hard to come by) etc is a reality, and the tools are available (buying a decent compiler used to cost both your arms and a leg, now great ones are free), except were are taking away the ability to execute a program once you write it, unless you pay the right people their tribute money. It might be easier for the user, but it isn't better.

      most people certainly can't handle the responsibility of keeping a modern PC clean, and it appears they can't even keep a smart TV malware free. Remember the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"? Well, time and time again we see that users seem to have just enough knowledge to thoroughly screw themselves and their devices.

      Than maybe those people should not have a computer and should stick with a regular TV with channel up and down buttons + a volume knob. Seriously if you can't or won't be bothered to maintain a computer than don't use one or use someone else s, that or pay someone to maintain it for you. Go to the library and use a computer there. Its like a car either you are willing to learn to drive and do something about getting the oil changed from time to time, or walk.

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    8. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      The difference is that from that price difference I can buy another device and throw the infected away, and still come out ahead.

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    9. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      It's the Windows UAC curse. It didn't teach them that there are certain things where you should think before you act, all it taught them is that you have to click "yes" or it doesn't work.

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    10. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually you have to enable 3rd party sources, at least on Android phones. I don't expect the average Joe to know how to do that, despite the simplicity of the operation.

    11. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, there are plenty of step-by-step guides on YouTube showing you how to sideload any app on an Android TV. Any 15-year old can follow along.

      If this was an app downloaded directly from an official source, it surely would have been mentioned, as this would have shifted some of the liability in LG's direction - or at least would generate a lot more sympathy. So sorry, no, I'm not buying that it was from the official store.

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    12. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by citizenr · · Score: 2

      you think there is no malware in official google store?
      There you go: https://play.google.com/store/...

      4.5 stars :DDD 161,829 positive reviews :)

      https://virtuallyfun.superglob...

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    13. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Solandri · · Score: 1

      No its not better for the user. Its better for the large manufacturers and software shops. Its about the most anti freedom thing you could possibly do. Here we are in 2016 where the opportunity for anyone to learn program (books were expensive and knowledgeable mentors were hard to come by) etc is a reality, and the tools are available (buying a decent compiler used to cost both your arms and a leg, now great ones are free), except were are taking away the ability to execute a program once you write it, unless you pay the right people their tribute money. It might be easier for the user, but it isn't better.

      The catch-22 is that when you make it easier for the end-user to reprogram the device, you make it easier for malware to reprogram the device.

      I'm with you. I don't think locking down devices with proprietary software and putting them behind walled gardens is the right solution. I think each device should have a physical switch or dongle which needs to be flipped or plugged in to make the OS partition read/write. Otherwise the OS files are read-only and can't be modified. An attacker could still get in using an exploit, but they wouldn't be able to leverage it to gain root access to the system or rewrite how it works.

    14. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by swillden · · Score: 1

      re is no good reasons 'apps' should be allowed to run unmanned code

      What is unmanned code?

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    15. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      Feminist apps.

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    16. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by pkinetics · · Score: 1
      Or it could be the instant gratification / shortcut / must go faster mentality. People don't read EULAs because they are too long. Heck, most don't even read their receipts when they go shopping.

      If you make it harder and make force people to actually read the instructions, then they whine and complain that they just want it to work. yadda yadda yadda, but when it breaks heaven forbid they actually read the steps or followed it through.

    17. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      What I do for sandboxing is I buy a regular stupid TV, and then plug an HDMI cable from a computer into it. And if I want applications to draw on the TV, I can just change the input source. Done.

      The one really weird thing about the LG I bought is that it has no audio outputs at all, not even a headphone jack, and it isn't wireless or anything. Luckily when I opened the case up there was a 4 pin connector with the computer S/PDIF size connector so it was easy to murder an old cable and wire in a closed circuit headphone plug.

      It surprised me, but then I realized "everybody else" is plugging it into a receiver of some sort, and I'm one of only 12 customers even using the built-in tuner. But 3 channels of PBS, it is like living in Star Trek.

    18. Re: "the smart TV appears to be infected..." by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      There are criminals inside of my walled garden? Preposterous!

      I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

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    19. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      you think there is no malware in official google store?
      There you go: https://play.google.com/store/...

      4.5 stars :DDD 161,829 positive reviews :)

      Yeah, but it says it's "A professional & powerful optimize tool ever for free on market". I can't imagine they would lie about that.

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    20. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10-to-1 odds his relatives downloaded some shady app promising "free movies" (aka pirated movies), and was downloaded from a shady source. This generally doesn't happen by itself, and it's pretty rare to get infected by stuff from the official store. Yes, it happens, but the *vast* majority of Android malware is on 3rd party sites.

      So, you're saying ~9% of the time people are just getting pwned by visiting a website, right? It's hardly the case that one has to "download" something for it to download and run. Seriously, security on Android and Webkit is a joke. The latter of which is the core of exploiting basically all modern consoles (3ds, wiiu, ps4, etc) on top of internal OS bugs.

      The general public needs to learn that downloading stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later. To be perfectly honest, this is why Apple's walled garden with locked-down devices may be better for your typical user.

      Question: If your Apple system is exploited by visiting a website, does Apple have a way to do a factory reset? Will they do it for free? Even if the device is 3 years old? How about 7 years old? If you're talking in terms of that, we can start to talk about Apple's system being possibly "better for your typical user". The "typical user" isn't going to buy a new system every two years because the company refuses to deal with older systems, and this is rather key to '[the] general public needs to learn that [web browsing] stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later".

      Most people certainly can't handle the responsibility of keeping a modern PC clean, and it appears they can't even keep a smart TV malware free. Remember the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"? Well, time and time again we see that users seem to have just enough knowledge to thoroughly screw themselves and their devices.

      If that is truly the case, then LG should be smacked down even harder. If you sell a device and you KNOW it's going to become infected with malware, it should be a business cost to deal with cleaning up malware and managing the system for the user. By the same token, Apple and MS should be in the same boat. Which brings back to the point that [OS] and [Web Browser] secure are a joke. 99% of malware being able to exist and do what it does comes down to shit software. Updates are focused more on adding features than fundamentally fixing the architecture of a system where "factory reset" is the only option and even that might not be an option.

      tl; dr - Your attempt to shift the blame on the user is utter bullshit. Nothing the user could do should prevent the user from resetting the system back to a stock default and that stock default shouldn't be a clusterfuck of security vulnerabilities that near instantly is infected again.

    21. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asked to detail how he got infected with the ransomware, Cauthon said "They [the relatives] said they downloaded an app to watch a movie. Halfway thru movie, tv froze. Now boots to this."

      10-to-1 odds his relatives downloaded some shady app promising "free movies" (aka pirated movies), and was downloaded from a shady source. This generally doesn't happen by itself, and it's pretty rare to get infected by stuff from the official store. Yes, it happens, but the *vast* majority of Android malware is on 3rd party sites.

      The general public needs to learn that downloading stuff from unverified 3rd party sources is going to get you infected sooner or later. To be perfectly honest, this is why Apple's walled garden with locked-down devices may be better for your typical user. Most people certainly can't handle the responsibility of keeping a modern PC clean, and it appears they can't even keep a smart TV malware free. Remember the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"? Well, time and time again we see that users seem to have just enough knowledge to thoroughly screw themselves and their devices.

      I feel for them having to shell out a few hundred to learn this lesson, but its a lesson worth learning before they get infected with a banking trojan on their PC. Of course, we don't really know the whole story, so I'm sort of reading between the lines and could certainly be wrong about this. But I doubt it.

      Walled garden better? in a perfect world maybe, bugt here, we already get malware from officially-sanctioned apps from the store.

      Not a bad approach, if your filters are perfect...

    22. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by gnick · · Score: 1

      It's really not that rare for somebody to break something beyond the point that it's economic to repair. This person's relative broke his TV (most likely in an effort to pirate media.) The difference here is that the solution appears to be and should be straight-forward. The design could be so bad that it requires a major effort to recover from this.

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    23. Re: "the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      And I suppose you are waiting for your magical 100 pound weight loss from one of those "one weird trick" diets as well... Seriously, have you never heard of click bait?

    24. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I don't think locking down devices with proprietary software and putting them behind walled gardens is the right solution. I think each device should have a physical switch or dongle which needs to be flipped or plugged in to make the OS partition read/write.

      The OS partitions on most consumer Android devices are read-only. Moreover, it's signed so if something changes within it (somehow) it won't boot. That's why you need to unlock your bootloader prior to flashing any new firmware on Android devices.

    25. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by farble1670 · · Score: 0

      What I do for sandboxing is I buy a regular stupid TV, and then plug an HDMI cable from a computer into it. And if I want applications to draw on the TV, I can just change the input source. Done.

      Aren't you just moving the problem to your PC? What stops it from getting malware?

      There's no problem here. For some reason which is unspecified, the factory reset procedure didn't work. Who knows why that is. Maybe the tech was new and didn't know how to do it right. Maybe it was user error. Maybe the malware disabled it (unlikely). The point is that on almost any smart TV, removing malware is just a factory reset away ... unlike your PC.

    26. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Trouble is there's not really any viable alternative. Its not computationally feasible (or really even possible) to detect malicious software with any confidence. Antivirus and antimalware programs do their best using pattern matching and other heuristics but its far from a silver bullet -- its more along the lines of a stone pebble, and not even that when we're dealing with newly released exploits that haven't been detected or analyzed yet.

      So that pretty much leaves two options: Let the user decide, or establish an authority that ALL software must register with. The latter is far more accurate of course (assuming that the authority actually reviews the software rather than just rubber-stamping anyone who pays them enough) and at the very least, establishes a paper trail (however tenuous) if malicious software does get through. This is essentially the "walled garden" approach used by Apple and other vendor-specific app stores.

      Windows can't really follow that model -- there's far too much random software generated by far too many people that would just stop working and everybody would be rightly pissed off if suddenly they had to register every little in-house tool with Microsoft in order to install it on their company's machines. Even if MS allowed a third party entity to host the authentication system (to remove any question of antitrust or even just favoritism,) people still wouldn't want to do that.

      Apple only got away with it for their app store because it was a brand new concept in a brand new ecosystem and so there was no historical applications to worry about. And even then its a relatively large annoyance if you want to build and distribute an "in-house" application without forcing all of your employee to jailbreak their iPhones.

      So Microsoft is kind of screwed no matter what they do here.. if they just let everything through, then right back where we started.. if they just block everything then everyone gets pissy about their "freedoms".. and if they let the user decide on a case-by-case basis then we just discover that stupid people are still stupid.

      Unfortunately at this point its really more of a social issue than a technical one, and social issues are notoriously hard to stamp out no matter what form of solution you attempt to impose, whether it be technical, legal, educational or otherwise.

    27. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by matbury · · Score: 1

      I detect that some people here are unwilling to accept that malware exists and is causing problems inside Google's walled garden. App stores, including Google's Microsoft's, Apple Inc.'s, and anyone else's must go the way of downloading desktop apps from unverified sources a la 1990's .exe malware, i.e. just don't do it!

      I only ever install an app when I've verified exactly who is responsible for it and that they're a trustworthy source, i.e. no back-doors, malware, sneaky telemetry/spyware, unencrypted connections, or serious/careless security flaws (i.e. that the developers are security conscious). That narrows down the list of acceptable apps substantially.

    28. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      What I do for sandboxing is I buy a regular stupid TV, and then plug an HDMI cable from a computer into it. And if I want applications to draw on the TV, I can just change the input source. Done.

      Aren't you just moving the problem to your PC? What stops it from getting malware?

      LOL I've been using personal computers since the 80s, and I haven't had malware since the 90s, so I think you should consider that there might be known working strategies for managing that already.

      There also might be more security built in to the OS than on the OS in the story. There are sandboxes and VMs and such things that are available for all the desktop OSes that allow to safely run some sort of 3rd party appy bullshit it if you really want it on a screen.

    29. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      LOL I've been using personal computers since the 80s, and I haven't had malware since the 90s, so I think you should consider that there might be known working strategies for managing that already.

      LOL I've been using smart TVs since the 2002, and I haven't had malware ever, so I think you should consider that there might be known working strategies for managing that already.

      Let's compare the number of stories about malware on PCs vs. smart TVs. Oh ...

      There also might be more security built in to the OS than on the OS in the story. There are sandboxes and VMs and such things that are available for all the desktop OSes that allow to safely run some sort of 3rd party appy bullshit it if you really want it on a screen.

      There's security built into the smart TVs OS as well. Apps run in sandboxed VMs. There are bugs though, just like there are bugs in PCs that allow them to get infected.

    30. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember the saying "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing"? Well, time and time again we see that users seem to have just enough knowledge to thoroughly screw themselves and their devices.

      A little knowledge would also fix this issue, like teaching them what sites are good vs. bad, forcing them to learn basic computer literacy, or maybe making the hardware have an easy to use and well documented factory reset for when the inevitable happens.

      Seems like eons ago when we had something called a "Recovery CD" that was SHIPPED IN THE BOX PREMADE, that couldn't be infected by whatever the hell was on the unit, and was useful for getting the machine back into a usable state. Today we have a tethering requirement, either to the net or a PC, to fix it. No standard way of doing it, doing so may require special flashing software, and the end user has to look up how to do it in an obscure and hard to navigate support site or worse a third party message board.

      Long story short: The manufacturers could make this process easier like they did in the past, but that would make it harder for them to use the malfunction as leverage to force you into paying them more money. We could also have the end users finally mature into responsible computer users, (no more "It's an appliance" BS. That assertion was made before the internet age.), but that would make Zombie Steve Jobs and his zealots from the 80's angry.

    31. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're using "number of stories" as a metric to compare the security of desktop linux (or other desktop OSes) to mobile OSes?

      That's like... not even worth explaining that is so stupid. Just don't argue with people about computer security. It is unseemly for you to have an opinion.

    32. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're using "number of stories" as a metric to compare the security of desktop linux (or other desktop OSes) to mobile OSes?

      Dude, "number of stories" is great compared to your metric which was this one, single /. FUD article. I'm waiting for the evidence, in some form or another, to back up your claims that the OSes running on smart TVs is inherently less secure than say, a Linux desktop OS. Base it on any data you have, other than this one, single /. article. Tick tock ...

      Generally speaking such OSes are based on Linux to begin with, except they are much more locked down (e.g., not possible to get root without an exploit or install software except from curated sources).

    33. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      A personal anecdote isn't even a metric, so no.

      You're waiting for evidence that the specific named mobile OSes used on smart TVs are less secure than the ones running on desktop computers?! WOW! Sorry man, I'm not gonna spoon feed you that. If you're that new to the subject of computer security, start in a curious mode, not in an argumentative mode. You're more likely to receive explanations that way. Personally, I'm happy to explain things if I think you at least attempted to RTFM, but clearly that isn't the case.

      You can tick-tock until you turn blue in the face, it is all the same to me.

    34. Re:"the smart TV appears to be infected..." by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      A personal anecdote isn't even a metric, so no.

      It's infinitely better than nothing though, isn't it?

      You see how this works? I don't have to prove that mobile OSes are insecure, you have to prove that they are. This isn't how reasoning works. You don't start a conversation with someone and say, "cats are hyper intelligent, prove me wrong!". You start by providing proof or reasoning that supports your claim. I learned "because I said so" isn't a valid reason when I was around 4 years old.

      You can tick-tock until you turn blue in the face, it is all the same to me.

      I'm sure I'll get bored in short order, don't worry. In the mean time, I'm enjoying the fact that your infinite wisdom is being recorded forever in the annals of /.

  3. Just wait for best buy to upsell geek squad for tv by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Just wait for best buy to up sell geek squad for smart tvs

  4. A Perfect Illustrationk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't think any better demonstration of why smart TVs are such a bad idea than this. I hope this story gets as much chatter as possible.

    1. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      I can't think any better demonstration of why smart TVs are such a bad idea than this. I hope this story gets as much chatter as possible.

      Especially with NUCs and similar becoming so cheap... All I want is a dumb display!

    2. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by matbury · · Score: 1

      All I want is a dumb display!

      Amen to that. Is hooking up a cheap media box via HDMI so difficult to do these days?

    3. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      All I want is a dumb display!

      Amen to that. Is hooking up a cheap media box via HDMI so difficult to do these days?

      To a lot of people, unfortunately yes. You go to your elder relative or cousin and rattle off that sentence above, they throw up their hands and exclaim "Hey! Whoa! I ain't one of those computer geniuses!!"

      It is literally rocket surgery to them... :(

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    4. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      All I want is a dumb display!

      Amen to that. Is hooking up a cheap media box via HDMI so difficult to do these days?

      To a lot of people, unfortunately yes. You go to your elder relative or cousin and rattle off that sentence above, they throw up their hands and exclaim "Hey! Whoa! I ain't one of those computer geniuses!!"

      It is literally rocket surgery to them... :(

      And you answer, "It is just a computer like on your desk, but smaller so you can stick it behind the TV." Then watch the lightbulb come on.

    5. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by porges · · Score: 1

      I tried to get my mother (in her 80s but, for all that, pretty tech-friendly) Netflix for her birthday, which with her 8-year-old not-Smart flatscreen would have meant a Roku box. After I explained it (for the 5th time in my life, I think), she finally announced "I don't want that stuff on my TV. It's too much." Calling it "just a computer" would not have helped. In this case, I think if it didn't require a change of HDMI input when using it she might have gone for it.

      Also, even with the Chromecast, you have to control it from your mobile device or computer, and now for some people that's an entire different category of complexity from using a cable remote.

    6. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Holi · · Score: 1

      Dumb displays are expensive. Look at what Samsung charges for their commercial displays (no tuners no speakers). http://www.staples.com/Samsung...

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    7. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Ayanami_R · · Score: 1

      I wish that happened, but it does not. Mainly because only gamers, businesses, and power users have any computer on any desk.

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    8. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      regular dumb TVs have a tuner and cost less than "smart" TVs. Samsung used to be a cheap brand, but now they're really expensive. LG offers some of the most and least expensive options in my local stores. YMMV

      What I usually see in commercial displays are regular dumb TVs. Government offices place strongly-worded warnings not to tamper with the settings. Probably the reason the one you saw was expensive is because it is the Enterprise Model which is a special edition for where the money doesn't belong to the people spending it, and they don't have a strict equipment budget. That's only certain types of business settings, and rarely even anything customer-facing where it would be more useful.

    9. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.
      I had to argue with the sales droid that all I wanted was a dumb, full HD, 46" TV that had multiple input options.
      Of course he was spouting bullshit about 3D TVs, Curved displays and Smart TVs, those devices were the ones where the commission was high.

      I told him that ANY TV that would take an Android stick, AppleTV, or even a repurposed Mac Mini was infinitely superior because it could be upgraded, maintained, and was far more flexible.

      TVs are like cheap Android phones, once sold, no one in the whole supply chain has any interest in it any more, no software updates, bug fixes, new features, it is End of Life, right there in the store. A Dumb screen (should) last 15-20 years, even if its just in the kids room as the spare TV, what the TV manufacturers want is for them to be replaced every 3-5 years.

      Well they can just FO, the electronic waste stream is already too large.

      A GOOD movie on a small screen is infinitely superior to a bad movie on the latest all bells and whistles TV.

      TVs are like dinner plates, whats on it is far more important, and if the plate becomes more interesting than the food its time to dine elsewhere.

    10. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by hey! · · Score: 1

      I remember when that annoying Crazy Frog ringtone was big fad. It drove my partner nuts that people could make millions of dollars off a stupid ringtone while we had to bust our assess selling software that did important and complicated things. It drove me nuts that my partner could have been in this business for almost twenty years and not understand that in technology support is what determines whether you make money or lose money.

      When you are selling a $1.99 ringtone, nobody is ever going to call you with tech support. When you are selling a complex, massively customizable system people call you all the time, and you have to find a way to pay yourself for answering their questions. Or you have to tell your customers to go to hell.

      To my mind a cheap smart TV is an economic nightmare. There's no such thing as a "Smart TV", what you're selling them is a computer. A computer which people expect to be as simple, predictable and benign as plain old TV. And for which they won't pay for support because they're not accustomed to doing that for TVs. That pretty much leaves you no choice but to route customers with problems into support purgatory and hope they go away. There's no financial way for the vendor to absorb two or three hours of free support on a $350 device.

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    11. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you answer, "It is just a computer like on your desk, but smaller so you can stick it behind the TV." Then watch the lightbulb come on.

      In what world is a desktop computer a simple for an older person? Their constantly slowing Windows computer with two anti-virus programs, 52 desktop icons, files all over the place, and 13 active background update services is already the most complex tool in their life, they don't want another one.

    12. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you are wrong. Once the TV hits the market (you see in the store), it is already 2 years old. That's how the TV company is designing them nowadays.

    13. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      This is how you need to pitch it to consumers so they get it. You can have a TV with the Android part built in, but if the Android part breaks you have to throw the TV away. Or you can have a TV and separate Android box, and if the Android box breaks or sucks in 5 years time you just throw it away and buy another for â30.

      Same goes for cars. We need to push this because manufacturers will always and forever be shit at delivering updates and securing their devices, so they have to be made disposable and replaceable. Just wait until people can't drive because their car has a virus.

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    14. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      I can't think any better demonstration of why smart TVs are such a bad idea than this. I hope this story gets as much chatter as possible.

      There's no story here. The TV has a user accessible factory reset. It didn't work. Who knows why, but in almost any case removing malware is just a factory reset away, same as with any other smart consumer device.

      If your point is that if it wasn't smart, it could not get malware, then fair enough, but you are either forgoing smart features, or you are driving them from some other device (a PC?), and that device is smart and can get malware same as your TV.

    15. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      All I want is a dumb display!

      Amen to that. Is hooking up a cheap media box via HDMI so difficult to do these days?

      To a lot of people, unfortunately yes. You go to your elder relative or cousin and rattle off that sentence above, they throw up their hands and exclaim "Hey! Whoa! I ain't one of those computer geniuses!!"

      It is literally rocket surgery to them... :(

      And you answer, "It is just a computer like on your desk, but smaller so you can stick it behind the TV." Then watch the lightbulb come on.

      Nope......it doesn't happen that way. Once you mention 'computer', they will avoid touching that device like it was the Elephant's Foot at Chernobyl and ask you to install it.....then spend the rest of the evening explaining to them how to use it.... (sigh)

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    16. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      I tried to get my mother (in her 80s but, for all that, pretty tech-friendly) Netflix for her birthday, which with her 8-year-old not-Smart flatscreen would have meant a Roku box. After I explained it (for the 5th time in my life, I think), she finally announced "I don't want that stuff on my TV. It's too much." Calling it "just a computer" would not have helped. In this case, I think if it didn't require a change of HDMI input when using it she might have gone for it.

      Also, even with the Chromecast, you have to control it from your mobile device or computer, and now for some people that's an entire different category of complexity from using a cable remote.

      Exactly the point I was trying to make, @houstonbofh! Any change from their normal routine of using a TV totally strips their gears.... :(

      Awesome post BTW @porges!

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    17. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Indeed it's likely some silly "Enterprise" thing, another example is the huge mark up on desktop touch screen monitors or worse, TV sized touch screens. Albeit, some "commercial displays" are special ones with extra brightness making them suitable for outdoor use. They cost as much as a motorcycle but there's a significant feature at least.

      Now if you don't care about a giant dumb screen, there's a large market for PC monitors and this one is cheap for instance :
      http://www.ebuyer.com/744722-b...

      From a cursory look, there are even 32" 1080p PC monitors at low TV-like prices. I wasn't expecting them! Biggest 16:9 are a couple 43" 4k (might be using the same panel) and a couple 40" ones.

      tl;dr Check the consumer PC monitor market scaling up in size.

    18. Re:A Perfect Illustrationk by matbury · · Score: 1

      Every set top box I've ever seen has come with diagrams showing you which cable to plug in where. It's about the same as hooking up a DVD/Blue-Ray and less complicated than PCs, cable boxes, modems and routers, and hooking up and using receivers. Most people have more than one remote on their coffee table these days.

  5. "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The company told him to visit one of their service centers, where one of its employees could reset his TV."

    funny, that seems like a legit offer of help.

    1. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      It is totally reasonable to expect a customer to hop a plane to the nearest service center. Absolutely.

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    2. Re: "Refuses?" by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      an untrustworthy user whose relative installed a trojan malware to play a pirated movie.

      He's lucky LG gave him the time of day. He richly deserves the trouble he's having.

    3. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Read the article they want $340 for the service

    4. Re:"Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when are "factory resets" being charged for. This is a basic operation in the Android OS, just for this purpose: to remove adware and malware. LG published online documentation on how to perform a factory reset, steps which don't work. Which I presume it did intentionally, to drive customers to its support centers and earn some extra bucks. You're right, "refuses" is a bad word. It was suppose to be "extorts" just like the ransomware.

    5. Re:"Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not when they want $340 for the service

    6. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I was being facetious

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    7. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well ... yea ... the TV is several years old and is out of warranty several times over.

      The story here should be that there apparently is not a well documented way to completely do a factory reset on these. The fact that customer support is directing a customer with an out-of-warranty device to his local service center that they don't perform work for free seems like a non-story.

    8. Re: "Refuses?" by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      It is totally reasonable to expect a customer to hop a plane to the nearest service center. Absolutely.

      Can you stick a TV in carry on?

    9. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. They shipped the device configured to allow such behavior. I suppose you don't think newbies who get duped into the same problem deserve Microsoft's help reinstalling Windows either.

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    10. Re: "Refuses?" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If your TV can be exploited by installing an app through the curated app store, then it's the TV's fault, not the user's.

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    11. Re:"Refuses?" by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      "The company told him to visit one of their service centers, where one of its employees could reset his TV."

      funny, that seems like a legit offer of help.

      At $340... When new 4k 55 inch TVs are $400. Sounds more like a hell of a business plan!

    12. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Oh no. You ship it ahead of time to the hotel you'll be staying at and praying for while they service the TV. Perfectly reasonable I tell you!

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    13. Re: "Refuses?" by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      ...just like guns "can be exploited" to shoot people, and vehicles "can be exploited" to run over them.

      It's a very dangerous argument you're making, that liability is derived from the end condition, rather than the initial effort. As long as LG put forth a reasonable effort to ensure that their products are free from defects, which seems likely considering the product timeline, LG is very unlikely to be at fault here.

      I'll also note a bit from TFA:

      It is unclear at this moment if Cauthon's relative downloaded an app from the official Play Store, or from a third-party source.

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    14. Re: "Refuses?" by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0, Troll

      So you are accusing the customer of being the bad guy. You sound like you work for a Korean company help desk. As such you are a cunt. Go fuck yourself. Sound harsh? It's no more harsh than you accusing someone else of trashing their own TV for some sort of gain. So I say again fuck off and go away you low life troll.

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    15. Re: "Refuses?" by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      Don't mean to be pedantic, but the article does not clarify if it was an app-store app or a side channel 3rd party app. If it was the former, yeah, I'd agree it's the manufacturer's fault. If it's the latter, that's all on the user.

    16. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is totally reasonable to expect a customer to hop a plane to the nearest service center. Absolutely.

      No one claimed it was reasonable to do, although that has nothing to do with the advice being reasonable or not.
      Someone did claim they refused however, which is obviously not true.

      For older hardware, especially discontinued hardware, the service line people may very well not have their little flowchart on this model and be unable to provide any information on what to do.

      If that was the case, it isn't unreasonable to not offer information they don't have.
      Nor is it unreasonable to point the person in a direction that very well may have the information needed.

      Imagine you gave me a PC 20 years ago and I called you up asking about a jumper setting on the motherboard, where it is likely you tossed out the manual long ago.

      Are you being unreasonable for telling me you don't know how to help me with my question?
      Are you being unreasonable for suggesting other places I may find the answer I seek?

    17. Re: "Refuses?" by tomhath · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He installed malware from a movie pirating site, then he cries because LG wants to charge him to clean up the mess. No sympathy here.

    18. Re:"Refuses?" by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      "The company told him to visit one of their service centers, where one of its employees could reset his TV."

      funny, that seems like a legit offer of help.

      That's my take on it, especially with a tv that is old, no longer being produced, and with on-line instructions (probably completely standard) tried that didn't work. A support person on the phone would only walk him thru the same procedure. It's infected with ransomware. If a reboot solved that problem, it wouldn't be a problem.

    19. Re: "Refuses?" by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Effort is a useless metric unless compared against someone mastered in the art. If a master would have found the issue effortlessly, assuming no hindsight, then the company did not make a good-faith "effort". They probably hired someone with "security skills" and checked off a box somewhere saying they did a security review, assuming that even happened.

    20. Re: "Refuses?" by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      I suppose you don't think newbies who get duped into the same problem deserve Microsoft's help reinstalling Windows either

      They deserve MS's help, but I would expect them to pay for it. The issue at hand isn't that the guy COULDN'T take it to a service center, as requested by LG, is that he didn't feel as though he should have to pay for it. If I screw up my computer by installing a 3rd party application it would be ridiculous to expect MS to fix it for free.

    21. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the online reset didn't work, then it probably needs a more complicated procedure involving custom equipment of manual flashing of firmware which the customer straight up can't do on their own. Service center the only way to go.

    22. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      It's a system reset. They offer a procedure, but their procedure doesn't work. They guy wasn't asking them to do the work. He was asking for them to inform him how he can perform the work himself.

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    23. Re:"Refuses?" by Holi · · Score: 1

      "Which I presume it did intentionally," You presume a lot, yet you have absolutely zero evidence of your accusation.

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    24. Re: "Refuses?" by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      They offer a procedure, but their procedure doesn't work. They guy wasn't asking them to do the work. He was asking for them to inform him how he can perform the work himself.

      You aren't refuting my point at all. If they have a published reset procedure that they supply to everyone, that (I can only assume) works for non-infected devices, but does not work on his infected device I would expect that he should have to pay for troubleshooting. No manufacturer in their right mind is going to e-mail you a HEX file and tell you to plug a programmer into the device to re-flash it, they are going to tell you to come to the service center with your check book. No different than if you got a virus that corrupted your PC bios. If re-setting the jumper doesn't do the trick MS isn't going to sit on the phone with you for an hour for free to help you troubleshoot.

    25. Re:"Refuses?" by dhaen · · Score: 1

      Two things come to mind: 1. The LG service centre probably wanted to see the infection for themselves so they could learn how to help other customers who may have the same problem, and 2. After giving the TV a "first birthday" reset, there may be settings that they have to apply to make it customer-ready.

    26. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does he have a JTAG programmer? If the factory default procedure didn't work it sounds like the partition where the backup image was stored was overwritten. Explaining this to a customer is not the job of the technical writer who wrote the script/flow chart that the tech support is reading from.

    27. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Ah, but you are wrong. I texted your point completely. Off you go now ...

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    28. Re: "Refuses?" by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Why, he is the customer, they should help. A better question is why isn't there a straightforward easy as child's play way to factor reset the device?

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    29. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...It's no more harsh than you accusing someone else of trashing their own TV for some sort of gain...

      Yeah it sounds harsh. It's not so much an accusation - From the data available, it certainly appears that the customer trashed their own TV hoping for some sort of gain. Such hostility.

      Cunt.

    30. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He wants to clean up the mess himself, but LG is withholding simple information that would allow him to do so.

    31. Re: "Refuses?" by Artem+S.+Tashkinov · · Score: 1

      First of all, it could have been him who installed said "malware".

      Secondly, he could have tried installing a nonmalware application infected with a trojan after the original developer has his credentials stolen/lost/whatever.

      Thirdly, Google regularly removes malware from the Play Store.

      Fourhtly, your expressed schadenfreude looks at the very least awkward.

      Fifthly, moderation at /. has recently turned to shit. Insightful/informative posts are often ignored, hateful/factually incorrect comments are promoted.

    32. Re: "Refuses?" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And the average 70" flat screen fits easily under your seat in economy.

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    33. Re: "Refuses?" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      For what chip do you need one?

      Yes, I most likely have one. Try me.

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    34. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      What kind of moron reads my original post and thinks I am serious?

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    35. Re:"Refuses?" by Kagato · · Score: 1

      LG doesn't own most of it's service centers. Most of them are independent repair centers that service several brands. Having been a warranty tech in the past I can attest we don't get reimbursed for "research" work. If LG wants to see what's going on then they would ask us to replace the control board and send them broken part. Most likely they'll just force a wipe and firmware flash. OP should have bought a TV with an onsite warranty.

    36. Re:"Refuses?" by sjames · · Score: 1

      If it didn't cost $340 it might be legit. Also, if there was a service center within any reasonable distance of anything. I went to the service center locator and entered a few valid U.S. zip codes for well populated areas and it couldn't find a single service center within 50 miles of any of them.

      So that sounds more like being blown off than offered help.

      Why not just give him the instructions for how to actually do a factory reset?

    37. Re: "Refuses?" by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, he deserves a consumer electronics device that can be reliably reset to factory by the end user.

    38. Re: "Refuses?" by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      ...you are wrong. Off you go now ...

      Wow, that's a hell of a counter argument...

      Drain the oil out of your car, run the engine until it seizes, call GM and tell them your car won't start, see if you can get them to walk you through rebuilding the engine.

    39. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0

      Oh, you want a case analogy. Pull out the manual and try to follow the instructions to change the oil. Find out the manual is incorrect and outdated so the procedure won't work. Ask for a set of instructions that are correct so you can change your oil. Oh no ... You have to bring it to our service center 1000 miles away and pay us to do it because we aren't telling you the correct way to do it. Now again, off you go ...

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    40. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is totally reasonable to expect a customer to hop a plane to the nearest service center. Absolutely.

      His Twitter feed says he's in Olathe, Kansas. LG's website says there are 3 authorized repair centers within 25 miles of Olathe, so let's not pretend this is some massive inconvenience for him.

    41. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      We don't have to pretend. It is clearly a massive inconvenience.

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    42. Re: "Refuses?" by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      I think I see the disconnect. I'm assuming the reset process provided in the manual would work for someone who didn't modify their TV. You are assuming that the process in the manual wouldn't work on ANY TV, virus laden or not. If your assumption is correct, then yeah, LG is a dick and should try a little harder to fix it. If my assumption is correct I have zero sympathy for the guy.

      Did a quick google, Slate has a little more detail. It appears the dude got them to provide the info on an alternate factory reset. Still doesn't say if it worked or not though.

    43. Re: "Refuses?" by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      Fifthly, moderation at /. has recently turned to shit. Insightful/informative posts are often ignored, hateful/factually incorrect comments are promoted.

      This is why I rarely read /. anymore. It has become a haven for stupid that used to be weeded out by moderation. I miss the good old days. ;)

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    44. Re: "Refuses?" by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that if they didn't help him troubleshoot it they have no idea if the procedure was documented incorrectly. If they had done due diligence and worked with him enough to determine the answer to that, and it turned out to be true that the procedure didn't work because of the virus, THEN it might be reasonable at that point to insist on sending it in for service.

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    45. Re: "Refuses?" by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      It is unclear at this moment if Cauthon's relative downloaded an app from the official Play Store, or from a third-party source.

      If not from Play or whatever the LG store is, his relatives must have enabled third party sources, downloaded a dodgy APK with the browser and clicked through all the on-screen warnings... In which case they screwed themselves.

      Having said that, LG should provide instructions to do a factory reset if possible. You would hope they had put in a way to factory reset even if the Android OS part is buggered. Used to be holding down a couple of buttons while turning on for the old Toshibas that would boot loop due to incompatible wifi networks.

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    46. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the backup partition is screwed, no amount of button combinations will recover the factory state.

    47. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was point 1, then LG should be covering the costs since it's for their benefit.

    48. Re: "Refuses?" by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      ...just like guns "can be exploited" to shoot people, and vehicles "can be exploited" to run over them.

      Big difference. Guns are designed to shoot projectiles and destroy targets, that's their stated function. What other uses are there for a gun, really?

      Cars are designed to drive, and to roll over not too big obstacles.

      TVs are meantto show broadcast images or pictures from other sources, either in motion or static. That's the normal function of a TV. Getting hijacked by ransomware is not - it's more like your car getting stolen due to the electronic key being compromised by a thief. That's something you can definitely blame the manufacturer for.

    49. Re: "Refuses?" by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Or made the fatal mistake of connecting a television set to the Internet in the first place.

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    50. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of moron reads my original post and thinks I am serious?

      It must be some opportunist.

    51. Re: "Refuses?" by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      The term you're looking for is "due diligence".

      Yes, it's subjective, but also extremely common in any discussion of warranty. Given the age of the device in question, it looks like LG did "good enough". Remember, when this TV was built, ransomware wasn't really a common threat, nor were IoT botnets. An expert may have been able to find flaws, but it wouldn't have been expected that they'd really disrupt the TV.

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    52. Re: "Refuses?" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I didn't, I was just expanding on the joke. I know, Poe's Law is getting harder and harder to avoid these days.

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    53. Re: "Refuses?" by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Great point about the age. It does bring up the subject of how long security support should be offered in the way of updates and patches.

    54. Re: "Refuses?" by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Where do you get the idea he "deserves" something? He paid for a device and fucked it up. The manufacturer shouldn't have to kow tow to such idiots.

    55. Re: "Refuses?" by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Nonsense, a company shouldn't waste money on customers who deliberately fuck up and abuse a product.

    56. Re: "Refuses?" by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I am accusing the customer of abusing the product and screwing it up deliberately. He deserves nothing, companies shouldn't waste time and money on people like you who increase costs for the rest of us with your stupidity. Why don't you yell up the stairs for your mom to order you a pizza so you can calm down, you greasy neckbeard

    57. Re: "Refuses?" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      TVs are meantto show broadcast images or pictures from other sources, either in motion or static. That's the normal function of a TV. Getting hijacked by ransomware is not -

      Whenever I've had TVs that just showed images, I never had malware problems with them. If the TV is intended to do other things, such as play games, then the normal function isn't just to show images from somewhere else.

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    58. Re:"Refuses?" by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Maybe they did give him the instructions to actually do a factory reset, and the malware (deliberately or accidentally) screwed something up so the standard factory reset doesn't work. There's a lot of information we're missing here.

      $340 seems like a reasonable charge for doing something out of the ordinary that may require some time and trouble-shooting.

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    59. Re: "Refuses?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Cars are designed to drive, and to roll over not too big obstacles.

      Obstacles like LG televisions...

    60. Re:"Refuses?" by sjames · · Score: 1

      A proper factory reset cannot be blocked by malware. If it was, it's because of a design defect.

      A proper factory reset would mean the bootloader (in ROM or flash with the OTP fuse blown) sees the magic handshake (power on while holding volume up and volume down, etc) and would erase the flash and re-write it from a ROM image. Naturally, any updates and apps would need to be re-installed.

  6. because they won't be resetting the tv. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they'll be wiping its memory and re flashing it entirely. hence send it to a service center.

  7. So-called Smart TV by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bought one of them Smart TVs, but it still had all the same dumb shows on it, so we put it up on a pair of sawhorses and are now using it as a dining table. Assholes at Best Buy didn't want to give me a refund.

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    1. Re:So-called Smart TV by magarity · · Score: 1

      After the cutlery scratched it up, who can blame them for not taking it back?

    2. Re:So-called Smart TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. I used to enjoy Discovery Channel and TLC but then there was nothing but Shark Week and Ancient Aliens
      .
      I ran a 8 year experiment back in the 80s when one of the electronics stores was singing the praises of their smart TVs. Tacked a couple to the sunny side of a shed, and staked a couple more on the ground. Ten years later my wife took them down and threw them in the recycle when we moved out of that house.

      Statute of limitations on false advertising had already expired.

    3. Re:So-called Smart TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you're a redneck when sawhorses form an integral part of your dining table.

    4. Re:So-called Smart TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who eats directly off the table? That's what tablets are for.

  8. 4 Year Old TV by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

    Trying to load some off the wall app and they get ransom-ware instead.
    Who'd of thunk it!

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    1. Re:4 Year Old TV by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      And why would you ever want to let "Users" burn it down an reinstall from home? That is crazy talk!

    2. Re:4 Year Old TV by Moof123 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      TV's should be supported for at least 10 years, and should be in as much of a walled sandbox as possible. We have a TV that is now almost 9 years old, and thankfully it is not "smart". I actively avoid "smart" stuff, I just don't see any real upside for a "smart" toaster, fridge, oven thermometers, etc. Instead I see tons of downside.

      Companies churn through new stuff on a yearly basis and rarely support any older stuff, so that "smart" stuff quickly stops shipping apps to support it, and it is only a matter of a phone OS update before you risk bricking the damn thing.

      Connected cars are complete BS too. They should last 20 years minimum, so why put in the latest technology fad?! My used Nissan Leaf is days away from the 2G connection being shut off, meaning I have to spend $200 to upgrade it, or I will lose the pre-heat and remote charge start features (won't actually miss them much). Try buying a new car today without a stupid touch screen in it. A quick knob turn for changing the radio now requires wading through menus while driving. WTF?!

    3. Re:4 Year Old TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bought a 2015 Jetta SE with a pretty normal radio. Volume knob, tuning knob, preset buttons. It has a digital display, but no touch screen.

  9. had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    when I was buying tv's a few years ago, the only models in the size I wanted were 'smart'.

    ok, no big deal. just don't give it a wifi access and don't ever let it on the net.

    simple. mine is still using factory firmware (which has bugs but the cure is worse, I'm told) and it won't ever be upgraded.

    it just runs hdmi from my htpc and that's that. I don't have cable/etc - I download what I want and watch it on the pc. bonus that the vizio sets would support 1080p@120hz and my intel skylake chip also supports native 120hz out of hdmi (you MUST have a tv that is 1.4b hdmi or better or it won't see all the 'lanes' on the hdmi cable, essentially, and you will be limited to 60hz).

    but back to the smart tv stuff: the more this happens, the smarter WE (the consumers) will eventually get. right now, too many people trust their vendor and that's a big mistake. eventually we'll all learn NOT to enable 'teh shiney!' and just use the basic features without letting it go online.

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    1. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by SumDog · · Score: 1

      You should see if you can find an attack vector just over HDMI. That would totally get you a speaking slot at a security conference.

    2. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is one problem with so-called "smart" TVs - the whole concept ignores how people buy televisions. TV owners tend to hold onto their sets for many years, while companies (understandably) generally aren't interested in maintaining the software for a device for more than two or three years. We bought an LG smart TV back in 2011; and after the first couple years passed, the only software updates which have been available all *removed* features (Amazon, Pandora, other "features" I don't recall).

      I assumed this would be the case going in, though - and the apps they offered tended to suck anyway. The only one which held any interest for me was a built-in Plex client, which was an interesting feature back in 2011.

      Just give me a bunch of HDMI ports, and let me plug my devices into them - that's all I really want from a television.

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    3. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Pascoea · · Score: 3, Informative

      just don't give it a wifi access and don't ever let it on the net.

      Vizio has this fun new trick. You literally can't configure the TV without their smartphone app and a wifi connection.

    4. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Ethernet over HDMI.

    5. Re: had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would an attack vector over AC power get me?

    6. Re: had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Holi · · Score: 1

      A visit from your local NSA recruiter, with an offer you cannot refuse.

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    7. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Altrag · · Score: 1

      the more this happens, the smarter WE (the consumers) will eventually get. right now, too many people trust their vendor and that's a big mistake. eventually we'll all learn NOT to enable 'teh shiney!' and just use the basic features without letting it go online.

      You severely overestimate human intelligence. Most people will bitch for a while and when they don't get a solution they like, at best they'll switch to another brand that does exactly the same thing.

      And 99% of the time, that will work just fine. Purely because these issues are relatively rare. Assume you're the one person in a million that gets sick from McDonalds food (like vomiting sick, not just long-term negative health effects) and so you start eating your fast food exclusively at Burger King.

      Does that make you "smarter" or really have any impact on anything? Not especially. It just means you happened to lose the probability lottery one time and your behavior adjustment is, in the grand scheme of things, entirely irrelevant to anything beyond the name of your ground up cow sandwich. One person getting sick one time is statistically insignificant.

      Of course if a particular McDonalds branch (or any other restaurant) ends up with a statistically significant number of incidents, then somebody in authority will take notice and either force the restaurant to correct the problem or force them to close their doors.

      Whether that's McD's own corporate overlords, or a government agency or simply word of mouth forcing the issue due to the negative PR, it does end up getting corrected eventually (and most restaurants, no matter how shady, would prefer it not be due to word of mouth because that sort of negative PR has a habit of not going away even after you fix the problem especially with sites like Yelp and whatnot that trend toward the negative at the best of times and also never forget any negative comments that ever existed regardless of when or if the problem got fixed.)

      Similarly with the TVs. One incident (with software downloaded from a potentially questionable source no less) does not make for statistical significance even if the affected person happens to be a writer on the internet.

      And if the problem ever does reach statistical significance it won't be the consumers that change behavior (again, on a large scale -- any specific individual might.) It will be the manufacturer that identifies and corrects the issue as best they can.

    8. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vizio has this fun new trick. You literally can't configure the TV without their smartphone app and a wifi connection.

      *Adds Vizio to my do-not-buy-list.*

    9. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Real 120Hz is an impressive feature, I was disappointed that PC monitors didn't adopt it en masse (likely, 60Hz or at best 75Hz 1080p works on VGA, single link DVI and old-style HDMI 1.0 or 1.1 operation, so why bother adding cost, so must they think)
      I guess only 4K TVs support 1080p 120Hz though, mostly?

    10. Re:had to buy a smart tv, but don't have to IP it by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Vizio has this fun new trick. You literally can't configure the TV without their smartphone app and a wifi connection.

      Thank you for informing us of this hostile feature. I do have to ask you... why did you buy it?

      Of course, you did not know when you bought it, so then the question becomes, "why didn't you return it?".

      Regardless, thank you for your warning. Now we all know what buying a Vizio brand TV implies. If they double down on this tactic, they will be gone from the market soonish.

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  10. Company 'Refuses' To Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is directing someone to a support center, who will perform the reset, refusing to help?

    1. Re:Company 'Refuses' To Help by AC5398 · · Score: 0

      By requesting a service fee that pretty much equals buying a new TV

    2. Re:Company 'Refuses' To Help by tomhath · · Score: 1

      If he tossed a brick through the screen would you expect LG to repair it for free? Why should they fix it for free after he installed a movie pirating app loaded with malware?

    3. Re: Company 'Refuses' To Help by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      Replacing a screen has a hard cost to LG of a few hundred dollars for the replacement part. Putting a flashdrive image on a ftp server with instructions for using it has per-tv marginal costs approaching zero.

    4. Re:Company 'Refuses' To Help by Holi · · Score: 1

      Hmm, requesting a service fee for out of warranty work, what is this world coming to?

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    5. Re: Company 'Refuses' To Help by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Putting a flashdrive image on a ftp server with instructions for using it...

      If they wanted to give an easy way to jailbreak the device, sure.

      But I doubt they want that, so they make the consequences high for attempting to do so. I'm not saying I agree with the policy (if that's what they did), just that I understand why they did it.

    6. Re:Company 'Refuses' To Help by sjames · · Score: 1

      The TV was designed explicitly for the user with no IT skills whatsoever to be able to install apps including third party apps. I doubt very much that any of the marketing claimed it was OK to throw bricks at it.

  11. Not altogether unexpected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This event highlights one of the many shortcomings with Android. I have a Sony 49in TV with FreeSat (UK). It only ever gets connected to the internet when I want to update the software.
    For LG to basically wash their hands is just stupid. But they are not alone in being like this.

  12. webOS not android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't LG use webOS, not android?

    1. Re:webOS not android? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FFS, read the summary.

    2. Re:webOS not android? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      LG "smart" TVs used to be based on Google TV, which was discontinued a couple years ago.

      I know, I know, it's hard to believe a Google offering got discontinued...

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  13. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    And that would be the locally available service center. And a fee.

    One of the big lies about modern electronics is that they are repairable. Sort of, often. TVs are particularly difficult, with the lack of data the biggest problem. And service data is too precious to be let out of the system, so we no longer can even hope to repair a modern TV ourselves. Even for this issue, a reset.

    Not good.

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  14. What's the problem, really? by wvmarle · · Score: 2

    "He claims LG wouldn't help him with perform factory reset of the device."

    "[...] the company told him to visit one of their service centers, where one of its employees could reset his TV."

    How's that "wouldn't help"? He obviously gets help offered. Maybe not what he hopes to get, but it's a clear offer of help getting the TV working again.

    1. Re:What's the problem, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was on Christmas day.
      LG would not help him perform reset over the phone, which is where problem starts
      LG says he has to take it to service center, which is closed on christmas, probably not right around the corner, and will cost money: now problem just got bigger (context: he is SW engineer, and TV was a family member's; he is thinking he will be a little bit of tech hero and get the family back on track to watching xmas movies)
      Definitely would drag down your Christmas Holiday, which comes "but once a year" - now it's a big problem, and he is justifiably pissed at LG

      AC post due to current mod status. Please try to read stories more carefully.

    2. Re:What's the problem, really? by whoever57 · · Score: 0

      How's that "wouldn't help"? He obviously gets help offered.

      RTFA. The cost of that "help" is more than the TV was worth.

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    3. Re:What's the problem, really? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't tell him how and wanted to charge $320...not exactly "refused", but certainly far from assisted.

      If that happened to me I might well characterize them as having refused to help me. A fuller explanation would be more accurate, but would also be so long most people wouldn't listen.

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    4. Re:What's the problem, really? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      "Refuses to help" and "refuses to help for free" aren't the same thing.

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    5. Re:What's the problem, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      RTFA. The cost of that "help" is more than the TV was worth.

      And? Sometimes that's the way it is. For a car analogy, is it the repair shop's fault when the estimate is higher than the value of the car? No, of course not.

    6. Re:What's the problem, really? by Holi · · Score: 1

      I still don't get how LG is in any responsible for this, So he didn't get to play tech hero, hey maybe his skillz aren't all that. It's a discontinued model out of warranty, LG is under 0 obligation to provide him anything other then paid for service. I do see the sense of entitlement, I do not see the justification of anger at LG.

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    7. Re:What's the problem, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ransomware wanted $500. The service center would be about $350. A new TV could be had for somehwere in between.

      So they didn't refuse to help; they simply refused to help in a way that would be useful.

      Now, it may be the case that there is no procedure available to reset the device to its factory state such that it can be done over the phone, but I would consider that a defect in the device. Anything that can be reprogrammed remotely should have a means to do a factory reset -- whether it's a computer, a car, a refrigerator, a toaster, a phone, or whatever.

      dom

    8. Re:What's the problem, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Refuses to help" and "refuses to help for free" aren't the same thing.

      They are for sufficiently large values of "not free".

    9. Re:What's the problem, really? by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Sure, you may be technically right but remember Windows XP?
      It came out in 2001 and in 2003, you would still get support for it. In fact, main support phase was till 2009, and after end of extended support in 2014 you still were able to reinstall the OS if you wanted to.
      If we find this to be a good support schedule - support for the OS that came with a computer you bought, and if we assume the LG TV first came out in 2012 (could be earlier but no earlier than 2010) then there should be *some* level of phone support for the OS till year 2020, not such an idiotic situation where the TV is "too old" after only a couple years so there aren't even flowchart answers in the call center back end anymore. After that, tell people they're on their own but provide enough instructions on the web site till year 2025 - even then, it's a bit silly that we should expect a TV to only last 13 years or 11-12 years when bought on the last day it was sold, but that's the cut off year I made up. (Hell, even a desktop PC from 2001 may be rather decently useful today but that's another issue). After that, it'd be nice courtesy to still leave the instructions hosted on the official web site ; whether they disappear or not from there, promise to not sue third parties who would host a mirror or copy of the instructions.

      The above is a mere wish, but in some countries consumer laws have some notion about a reasonable expected lifetime of a product so they may be close to theoretically requiring such minimal support (think of spare parts for cars, even in the US I believe they're available for more than two or three years)

  15. Easy solution... by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    Do not connect the TV to the net ever or buy a commercial display with no 'SMART' features that will cease to be supported. Hook in the trusted device of your choice via HDMI. Roku, Chromecast, Pi with Kodi, PC, fire stick, you name it. Your source device will typically be much cheaper than the entire TV, faster, and better supported. Also very easy to replace if the manufacturer screws you over, while keeping the same display.

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    1. Re:Easy solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true. i have a Sony XBR-55X930D less than a week old. It can't display videos from USB or network in the correct aspect. Some videos are okay but some are stretched vertically and (older STD definition) ones are stretched out horizontally. This TV cannot scale videos. Sony won't fix it. LESS THAN A WEEK OLD. Oh, and I let it on the internet unsupervised for 5 minutes and it turned itself into a 55 inch billboard covered with advertising. SONY, YOU SUCK.

    2. Re:Easy solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. I thought the lack of aspect ratio settings in the youtube website was bad (vanilla desktop website), and that'd be just for playing stuff from idiots who uploaded a squished video, not the core functionality of watching crap.
      Also, nice that we can have useless features like 800 billion pixel resolution but not a simple button to mix the sound to mono so that we can listen to "left ear" videos comfortably.

      My useless rant aside, seems you have a great example of useless/broken day one firmware. So, that will likely be quietly patched in an unspecified number of weeks. Then, if you're somehow able to flash it to the original firmware (for whatever reason) and want to leave it off the internet thereafter, you will be fucked. LOL

  16. Re: fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think the account is probably largely accurate, what I think IS BS is this claim that the company is "refusing" to help. Sending them to a service centre and even potentially charging them for service is fine when it seems likely that this resulted from user error (downloading shady app to watch film for free).

    Yeah, somebody is trying to make this story bigger than it really is.

  17. Headline correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dumb user infects smart TV, inaccurately claims that LG 'refuses' to help"

  18. I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    I want my display to be a dumb panel. Nothing good has ever come from combining two unrelated items into one package. Buy a printer/scanner/fax? Now you can't scan if you're out of toner. Good tools do one thing and do it well.

    We bought a nice Vizio with a good display. I played with the builtin apps long enough to verify that they were ancient junk that would never not suck. About that time it came out that Vizio was monitoring your content for advertising purposes

    so that completely ended the experiment. Fun fact, though: there's no way in the Vizio UI to disable a wireless network! I could give it an unroutable static IP, but didn't trust their code not to say "that's not working - let's try DHCP instead!" I ended up setting up my Wi-Fi router's guest network with a weird, random SSID and associating the TV with it. Then I removed the guest network, so the TV is now trying to find an SSID that will never again exist. I don't think it's smart enough to figure its way out of that one.

    BTW, we use Apple TV instead of the weird built-in apps. It was either that or Chromecast, but Google sells you TV boxes cheaply so they can monitor your habits. Apple sells you devices at full price and then doesn't monitor them. I went with the less creepy option.

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    1. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      Try a factory reset. Then it is off the network entirely. Never set it up for that again.

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    2. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An easier way would have been to use either MAC filtering, or IP filtering to block it at your firewall instead.

    3. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Vizio TV, actually the built in apps are very good. I have a Roku; while I like Roku, the Vizio apps are good enough that I don't even bother with it. I would say the Vizio TVs apps are actually slightly better than Roku's (or Apple TV's), but Plex takes a couple seconds longer to start up.

    4. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I use Raspberry Pis as HTPCs. Not the fastest thing in the world, but it works for what I want it to do. And Kodi's open source, so it'll probably be supported for a very long time unless the developers go on strike because of the "Kodi boxes". I never really got why people are so into smart TVs when you can just hook up a computer via HDMI and do the same thing.

    5. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Really? That sounds a lot harder and I have to remember to copy the config over every time I touch the firewall.

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    6. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Seriously? I couldn't even connect to Amazon Prime Video because the app was so out of date (not that the situation is better with Apple TV specifically because Amazon is being a butthead). Netflix took for. eh. ver. to load and the streaming quality was lower. Our Apple TV can decode 1080p in realtime but I'm not convinced the Vizio's chipset is capable of it.

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    7. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Our previous TV outlasted several consoles and settop boxes. I don't see any benefit at all in having to use the TV vendor's app store - which they don't have huge experience maintaining - over a separate unit's. Google and Apple know how to deliver up-to-date apps. Smart TVs will probably never have the per-model volume to keep up.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    8. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought a Vizio TV a couple of months ago. Its a 32 inch, and is NOT a smart TV. Its connected to an old Roku LT. I did not want a so called "smart" TV! If it comes down to having no choice in the future but to get a so called "smart" TV, it will not be connected to the internet except through a Roku or similar device. If I can't get to all of the settings via the TV remote, forget it. BTW, I don't have a so called "smart" phone either! I already have a computer to surf the web, do email, play games on etc...My cheap trackphone does its job very well...it makes and receives phone calls. And its battery lasts for days, and is replaceable.

      My computer runs Linux. Its not impossible that it will get hit with malware, or ransomeware, but much less likely than a computer running that other OS. And all of my stuff (photos, documents, music etc...is backed up on two laptops, 2 USB HDDs and 2 flash drives. One USB HDD and one flash drive are stored at a trusted off-site location, where there is not a computer, and no one but me has access to them. My router is configured with full security, meaning that any devices Mac address that is not programmed into the router cannot connect. The router is also set not to broadcast its SSID.

      So called "smart" devices and all of this IoT crap are horrible ideas, and I don't buy them at all. That solar powered cabin in the deep woods with no internet or phone service is looking better all of the time!!

    9. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Dude, adjust your tinfoil. I dislike smart TVs for several reasons - they're known to spy on owners, their UIs suck, their apps suck, and their app stores suck - but I like other modern conveniences. I applaud your backup strategy that you mention for no apparent reason, but I like having friends over and letting them use my Wi-Fi without jumping through insane hoops.

      It's easy to be secure: just unplug the thing and be done with it. It's more satisfying to be secure and functional.

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    10. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by WarlockD · · Score: 1

      HA! Not that easy, What he means is that it comes up as an AP "Vizio-RandomLettersHere" so you can easily connect up to it with your phone. All unencrypted of course and cannot be turned off EVEN when you have it plugged into a wired network. It was annoying enough for me that I opened the back scratched off the antenna trace of the pcb. I like getting Netflix of it, but freaking hate open WiFi points like that.

    11. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say you have ISP's set top box, for a hundred or so TV channels you can watch on the DSL connection, a Roku or bespoke system with an IR or radio remote, and the TV. That's three remotes and you might have even more remotes and wireless game controllers on top of that. Welcome to remote hell lol. And you don't even have a VCR anymore to show for it (but a "dumb" TV might be able to record OTA shows on a USB hard drive, the ISP set top box might record shows on another hard drive).

      Single remote might be a nice draw in for smart TVs. For some people, they will even only need to plug in mains power into the TV. True single device, single remote, not even an antenna wire ; they'll waste wifi spectrum but that's perfectly legal or somehow expected.
      I do agree the software/OS situation is very dire, but it's the same thing on smartphones and people have smartphones nonetheless.

      Possibly, you could get long term support and good enough security if the TV/device/computer is a full blown iMac, or a Windows 10 x86 PC, or a full Windows 10 ARM "PC". Might be a better outcome, with even some chance to install a linux/BSD/whatever OS instead..

      I never really got why people are so into smart TVs when you can just hook up a computer via HDMI and do the same thing.

      I'm trying to find an analogy. Like, "I never really got why people are so into smartphones when you can just hook up a PDA to a wireless modem". Not great, but about similar. Likewise "I never really got why people are so into laptops when you can just hook up a computer and keyboard to a display, and it will last twice as long"
      I do hate smart TVs, I even hate laptops but I hate smart TVs more than laptops. I might be hating smartphones even more than smart TVs, as smartphones with no networking whatsoever are rather useless, and smartphones with wifi but without a carrier/SIM card at all are a bit useful but still dangerous, while crippled.

    12. Re:I hate smart TVs, and so should you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an orphaned smartphone bought for less than $40, and joining a hidden SSID network is a couple taps (from the wifi screen) ; MAC address is displayed in the screen shown after one tap. If the SSID is not hidden, you still have to enter the password anyway.

      Heck, you're actually right but the hoops are on GP's watch, maybe also GP provides a long RJ45 CAT5 cable to connect in about 0.2 second if your hardware supports that.
      Maybe you go an extra mile to provide a dedicated guest network, then it'll be more convenient on the spot but it's harder or more expensive to set one up.

  19. A more general problem... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    This case highlights a more general problem with most(not quite all, Nexus devices and a few others aren't affected) Android hardware:

    Vendors just don't supply system images. If they are in a good mood, you might get some OTA updates; and there will be some key combo that allows you to initiate a 'system restore', which may do the trick if nothing has tampered with or corrupted the 'system' side of things and just wiping the user-writeable data is good enough; but if you want to reflash the entire device? Haha, good luck with that.

    Doing this with iDevices generally requires installing the weeping pustule that is iTunes; but if you are willing to do that it's pretty trivial: click, click, new system image. ADB is a trifle clunkier and definitely not intended for general consumer use; but for many models the vendor simply does not provide a system image, period.

    It's like the bad old days when Wintel OEMs treated Windows install CDs(rather than 'restore partitions') as practically a controlled substance; except that there is no such thing as a 'generic' Android install, so you either get vendor cooperation; hope for a usable 3rd party build; or get nothing.

    I really don't understand why this is the case. If you are willing to distribute the ROM written to handsets; you know full well that anyone who really cares will be able to inspect it without too much trouble; and there are a variety of situations where being able to just reflash everything above the bootloader is really convenient(and, even if you are a control freak, you don't sacrifice any control by providing a signed image with a locked bootloader); but a substantial portion of Android devices just don't have system images available, expect perhaps as unofficial extracted versions pulled from devices. Why not?

  20. Smart is an after thought by Monoman · · Score: 1

    The efforts of TV manufacturers are half-baked or an afterthought. I have yet to find a smart tv that works better than a dedicated device. Even something as cheap as a Fire/Roku stick is a better experience.

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  21. If it sounds too good to be true... by zifn4b · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...it probably is. Don't try to find some app to watch movies for free as an alternative to paying for them via approved, signed applications and you most likely will not get ransomware. If you try to find "free" stuff, you're playing the malware equivalent of Russian Roulette.

    On the note of resetting firmware, for most TV's you normally do this via the remote and the menu. However, in this particular case that won't work. There should be a way to physically hard-reset any consumer device to factory defaults without requiring an OSD. The reasons you might need to do this go beyond malware such as a power outage during a firmware upgrade or maybe (gasp) the consumer device manufacturer pushed a bad software update, bricking your consumer device.

    There is actually a way to reset your LG firmware without using the OSD though. Go to LG's website: http://www.lg.com/us/support/s..., search for your TV model, then click on your TV's model number (found on the back of the TV). You will see modal dialog that has two links, one to the firmware and one to the software upgrade guide. The software upgrade guide walks you through the steps to put the firmware on a USB drive and upgrade it without needing to use the OSD. I found this youtube video that walks you through the whole process as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Don't go drama on tech support which in a lot of cases is outsourced to call centers full of low income incompetent idiots. If you want something done right, figure it out and do it yourself. Be your own tech support.

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    1. Re:If it sounds too good to be true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it probably is. Don't try to find some app to watch movies for free as an alternative to paying for them via approved, signed applications and you most likely will not get ransomware. If you try to find "free" stuff, you're playing the malware equivalent of Russian Roulette.

      You can get free stuff, you just have to be smart about it. One option is to just torrent stuff. But plugins on Kodi can work too. 1Channel on Kodi used to work quite well, but now you have to provide them a credit card. For anime, KissAnime works quite well (I've taken a look at some of the source code, and AFAIK it's kind of running the JS code for CloudFlare).

      I'm sure a lot of people would love to pay for easy access to content but the fact is the content distributors don't want to make content more available, which kind of leaves Netflix not a lot of choice in what they can provide.

    2. Re: If it sounds too good to be true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Russian roulette"

      Stop blaming Russia for everything. Next you'll be saying they brought trump to power and are causing trouble in the middle East. Lies, all lies, I say!

  22. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

    they'll be wiping its memory and re flashing it entirely. hence send it to a service center.

    And the $340 to do so is no big deal...

  23. I expected no less by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 4, Informative

    Remember this company used to be called GoldStar, best known for substandard product and nonexistent customer service in the 90s. The brand name was so thoroughly trashed they renamed themselves LG.

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    1. Re:I expected no less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      written on a device that has a high probability to contain an LG display panel ...

    2. Re:I expected no less by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The brand name was so thoroughly trashed they renamed themselves LG.

      What the heck are you talking about. LG is Lucky-Goldstar, the merger of the Chemical company Lucky and the electronics manufacturer Goldstar. This happened in the 60s. It was the most obvious renaming and the natural product of a merger, not an attempt to kill the Goldstar name. They fully traded as Lucky-Goldstar only changing to LG when they entered the western market whereas everywhere else they were still sold as Lucky-Goldstar until well in to the 00s.

      Hell they didn't even own the www.lg.com domain name until 2009.

    3. Re:I expected no less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a rebranding in the '90s is the natural product of a merger in the '60s? Their electronics were branded as GoldStar until the mid '90s, not LG or Lucky-Goldstar, regardless of corporate structure. That brand name (not company name) was associated with poor quality and would have been a huge liability, so naturally they rebranded to get away from their poor reputation as they made advances with phones and televisions. And that is what the previous poster was referring to.

    4. Re:I expected no less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alright - explain this to me. I keep seeing your type of response daily, and cannot understand it. is this a way to troll or something?

      the guy says something. you then reply with details supporting his claim, yet talk like you are disagreeing with him.

      I have a feeling it's not trolling but a combination of really low iq, social rejection, and making up a virtual world of straw men to not get depressed and off yourself. you are on the ugly side, have no social skills, and nothing interesting to say or contribute. you are lonely though, so you make up retarded shit and post it just to socialize in one form or another.

      or this could be a way of trolling. either way, what a fucking loser you are.

  24. Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how Slashdot is the leading forum for the defense of multi-billion dollar corporations against the horrible slander and oppression of middle-class private individuals. Such a misleading headline, "refuses" instead of "demands $340 dollars to perform a simple software procedure that their customer could perform, if he knew how." Fight on, brave knight, show those uppity consumers the error of their rebellion against our rightful corporate overlords, whose every demand is always reasonable and right.

    1. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Ever notice that when a sentence starts off, "I like how ...," the rest of it is a sophomoric diatribe about how the author doesn't actually, " ... like how ...?"

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    2. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by almitydave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ever notice that when a sentence starts off, "I like how ...," the rest of it is a sophomoric diatribe about how the author doesn't actually, " ... like how ...?"

      I like how everybody here understands sarcasm.

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    3. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Ever notice that when a person gets called for being sophomoric, they play the, "sarcasm" card?"

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    4. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I find more striking is that whenever anyone says "I like how X", the X is always a 100% made-up strawman that no actual people are advancing.

    5. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Online sarcasm was deprecated in 1986. Everybody was notified on FIDONET, and most of the MajorBBS-based systems. Don't people ever pay attention to the manual anymore?!

    6. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just proving my point: for some stupid reason people here love to leap to the defense of giant corporations, no matter how unreasonably they're being. Congratulations, CaptainDork, you've found a way to dismiss what I said without having to deal with underlying issue. I'm sure LG appreciates your love and support. (see, I even did you the favor of giving you some other sarcasm to pretend you don't understand so you won't have to consider the possibility that a corporation could be in the wrong).

    7. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      That's probably because it's pretty clearly sarcasm.

      I mean, saying "I like how yadda yadda yadda" and "yadda yadda yadda" is something the writer clearly doesn't like, that's pretty much textbook ironic sarcasm.

      There are non-ironic forms of sarcasm, but they are pretty much impossible to convey in writing.

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    8. Re:Oh look, here comes the corporate white knight by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      So, kinda like, "sophomoric."

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  25. Just bill the relatives for the repair by Doke · · Score: 2

    His relatives installed malware on his TV, without his permission or knowledge. He should bill them for the repair cost.

    1. Re:Just bill the relatives for the repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Happy Hanukkah

    2. Re:Just bill the relatives for the repair by Calydor · · Score: 1

      So when was the last time your family spoke to you?

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  26. not a rejection, a redirection by swschrad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but after the factory guys pull the lithium cell, or hook it to a tesla coil, or replace a module, or whatever to hard-reset the set, it's still vulnerable.

    "Smart TV" is bogus. never hook an ethernet cable to one. use a Roku or Chromecast or something else cheap, easily replaceable, and disposeable if you feel the need for direct streaming.

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    1. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      but after the factory guys pull the lithium cell, or hook it to a tesla coil, or replace a module, or whatever to hard-reset the set, it's still vulnerable.

      It's more likely to be some masonic handshake like holding down certain buttons for exactly 2 pi seconds while standing on one leg with a pencil in your ear - which they could have read out over the phone.

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    2. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      but after the factory guys pull the lithium cell, or hook it to a tesla coil, or replace a module, or whatever to hard-reset the set, it's still vulnerable.

      The circuit to pull/replace is the flux-capacitor and the TV will be fine once you get it up to 88 mph.

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    3. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by TWX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Smart TV" is bogus. never hook an ethernet cable to one. use a Roku or Chromecast or something else cheap, easily replaceable, and disposeable if you feel the need for direct streaming.

      Unfortunately the TV manufacturers are making it harder and harder to avoid some kind of network connection. Our Vizio comes with a really terrible and over-simple remote that doesn't do anything, to configure the TV you must at least use your smartphone and a crappy application.

      At least in our TV's case, they are only one step from the conventional TV and remote so I can order an older TV's remote and get most of the functionality, but it's still annoying as hell.

      But you're right, I doubt I will ever hook the TV to the Ethernet or the Wifi. Bad enough that I couldn't avoid doing that with the Blu-ray player, otherwise I'd just let the computer that I've put into the entertainment center supply whatever I need.

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    4. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I made sure to test them out in the store first. Not only will I not buy a "smart" TV, it has to have an intuitive physical interface that I can operate without a remote if needed. I was skeptical of the LG at first because it used a miniature joystick that's out of sight on the bottom surface. However, as soon as I moved it, a menu popped up, and it was easy and intuitive to find and select options without having to learn some nifty interface paradigm.

      Some of the other brands had traditional buttons, but they opened up awful mobile-style menus pilfered from the "smart" models. Even though I own and use a mobile device, I find these types of interface really difficult to use compared to traditional cascading menus.

      In the end if you're going to buy a proprietary "smart" TV instead of a generic TV, then you should probably expect it to not be useful after they switch to a new model. If you want things that last, buy the best regular one and not the trendy one offering proprietary blah-blah!

    5. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by alexo · · Score: 1

      Are there any flat large screen "dumb" TVs with good display characteristics left?

    6. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      ChromeCast for 1080p or ChromeCast Ultra for 4K? (Currently $25 or $65)

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    7. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      It's become the norm now to ship internet connected products with preliminary firmware, then upgrade it as soon as it gets plugged in and connected to the internet. XBox S immediately downloads new firmware for both the console and the controller when you fire it up. I you never connect it to the 'net, how are you ever going to get the firmware upgrades to fix the security holes? Oh, wait... it doesn't need the security fixes if it's never connected to the 'net...

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    8. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My new Samsung fails the "intuitive physical interface" test. Their designers pulled a Dilbert and decided to ship with a sleek new remote control with only 5 black-on-black buttons, meaning doing something as simple as switching input sources now requires pushing the Home button to bring up a menu, Left or Right buttons to select the source menu, pushing the Up button, then pushing the Left or Right button to select the new source, then pushing the Enter button... oh yeah, that's much easier than just pushing the Input button to cycle through sources like I do on the LG remote!

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    9. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      Just do like I did.... buy the smart TV and never let it on the network. :) I bought a really cheap Sony (It works even in fighting games on my consoles) and disabled the "net" features.

      Every once in a while it wants to "check for updates." I just say no....

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    10. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Modern LGs come with a similar idiotic remote. They even took it one step further and threw in some accelerometers or IR tracking or something so that you have to swing it around like a Wii's bastard offspring, and if you want to try and use the D-pad controls to do anything, you have to make sure to hold the remote very very stable or the waggle will move the cursor and you'll accidentally hit some other button in the menu. Of course the cursor tracking itself is horrifically bad so even if you don't mind the pointless wrist strain you still can't really use the thing with any finesse.

      Luckily, the remote from my old pre-stupidity LG works fine with both of my newer TVs so I just use that. (Well, I don't know how well it works with the "smart" features but I don't use those anyway so I don't personally care.)

    11. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by TWX · · Score: 1

      Wow. At least this Vizio has a physical input-source button even on the really crappy remote.

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    12. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you're right, I doubt I will ever hook the TV to the Ethernet or the Wifi. Bad enough that I couldn't avoid doing that with the Blu-ray player, otherwise I'd just let the computer that I've put into the entertainment center supply whatever I need.

      If you hook it up, even briefly, with wifi you may want to configure your AP with a temporary password, then let it do its thing, before attempting to disable the wifi on the tv, and then of course changing the password in the AP and never using it again.

      Seriously, some of these things have cameras and microphones. Were they using 1984 as a field guide when they made them? Just wait till the presidential alert feature is not just for smart phones but for smart tvs. Your tv might come on in the middle of the night broadcasting Donald Trump tweets and then use its secretly updated firmware to watch and monitor for keywords indicating disloyalty.

      There is certainly little technology wise to stop such a scenario....

      Heck the insider trading potential alone, if you can infect the "right" tvs is priceless.

    13. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Chromecast has been out for a while? Let's search for support packages in Ubuntu 16.04 repositories.


      $ apt-cache search chromecast
      $

      Oops.

    14. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like most TV manufacturers these days really cheap out on the remotes. Some even offer a real remote as an option (for an additional price). Your best bet is to get a good programmable universal remote that can utilize the full code set supported by the TV. Chances are, there's a separate code for each available input but the remote just doesn't implement that feature. Assume that all televisions are bring-your-own-remote and you'll be much happier. Until they all move away from IR and require smartphone apps, but we're at least 6 months away from that...

    15. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      There is probably a good reason for cheaping out on remotes. Comcast (XFinity) voice remotes quickly program to control your TV. 95% or purchasers of new TVs are probably paying for Cable or Satellite TV; if their cable remotes can control any TV, why should the TV manufacturer supply one?

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    16. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      My new Samsung fails the "intuitive physical interface" test. Their designers pulled a Dilbert ...

      Sorry, but when I read this what I hear is, "Gosh I'm a real Homer and I bought one that not even I would like!" Take responsibility for your purchases, what you spend your money on is nearly 100% of your ability to impact what exists in the world.

    17. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      That's only on the "smart" TVs, their "dumb" TVs have normal remotes and are just regular TVs.

      Smart TV = Stupid Consumer

    18. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I never stuck an ethernet cable into my Blu-Ray player, and never told it the wifi password. It managed to update itself anyway (fortunately, it didn't seem to hurt anything). My suspicion is that it grabs at open wifi when it can.

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    19. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      >Our Vizio comes with a really terrible and over-simple remote that doesn't do anything, to configure the TV you must at least use your smartphone and a crappy application.

      The quality of the controls available on the TV itself (let alone the remote) are a critical purchase criteria for me. I've had too many remotes destroyed by wayward batteries. ... and I don't own a smartphone.

    20. Re:not a rejection, a redirection by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Can we mount it onto the front of a train to get it to 88 MPH?

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  27. Re:Just wait for best buy to upsell geek squad for by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "You are not Geek Squad, you are Suicide Squad!"

    Squad: "We merged."

  28. Let's count them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many typos and grammatical errors can there be in one summary?

  29. i wonder how those things are wired by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    what if it is possible to unplug something inside, or snip a few wires, or cut a circuit board trace to turn off the internet/computer part of the TV basically disabling it so it is no longer an internet aware TV and a basic dumb TV that only handles cable/satellite or over the air broadcast TV???

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    1. Re:i wonder how those things are wired by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Somewhere in there will be a wifi module.

      Of course, recognizing it may be difficult for people that aren't used to ripping apart their electronics, and I can pretty much guarantee you there won't be any official information up on how to locate it.

      And then there's the question of whether the TV will even boot up if you remove it, or if you have to settle for removing the antenna.

    2. Re: i wonder how those things are wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How 'bout you just don't plug it into the network or configure the wifi?

    3. Re: i wonder how those things are wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will agree, but if you can locate a pair of wifi antenna cables just like what is obvious to spot on laptop's mini wifi card. If it's like that, you can disconnect the antennas with your fingers. Not idea if it's like that.

  30. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    The big lie about modern electronics is that they're easily repairable.

    Yes, the TV in question can be repaired. Mr. Cauthon can disassemble the thing, remove the boards, desolder the flash memory, attach it to a reader/programmer, change bits to match a known-good unit, then rebuild the entire thing to see if it works. It's not going to be easy, but it will work... Of course doing it that way would cost a lot more than just replacing the board with a spare and resetting the memory, so that's what the service center will actually do.

    Of course, all of that work really should be done in an ESD-safe environment, with clean air and properly-trained technicians. While a random software engineer might have the tools and ability to do the work, it's very unlikely that the repair quality could be good enough for LG to accept any remaining warranty (explicit or implicit) on the unit, which they may be legally obligated to do if they provide assistance.

    It's easy to forget just how fragile electronics actually are. We are used to consumer goods, which have been designed specifically to handle the stress of normal use, but after the initial manufacturing, it's just not cost-effective to do troubleshooting and repair work with such delicacy. It's much easier to just replace what's replaceable with newly-manufactured parts, fresh from the mechanized assemblers that can handle such precision.

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  31. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 0

    Only $340 to have a qualified technician disassemble a large electronic device, connect specialized repair equipment, and perform the repair, then reassemble the device again to meet original specifications, perform a functionality test, and recertify the device?

    $30/hour for 10 hours (plus about 10% overhead) sounds pretty cheap, actually... or would you prefer that the cost of such repairs just already be worked into the cost of the initial product, which was sold several years ago and was perfectly suitable for its purpose during that time?

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  32. Why do companies have to be that obnoxious? by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    I understand (if I do not share) the "business is business" rationale, maximizing profit regardless or morality, etc. However, I fail to understand the behavior of companies like LG, Samsung, Comcast, Verizon, etc. when they seem to act obnoxiously just because they can - i.e. they are in control, and because they can screw you, the customer, they will screw you, just because they can. Not that I was buying a lot of stuff from LG but, after this, it has definitely gained a slot in my list of companies from whom I will buy nothing. It will make no difference to them, but I will not have to put up with their attitude.

    1. Re:Why do companies have to be that obnoxious? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I fail to understand the behavior of companies like LG, Samsung, Comcast, Verizon, etc. when they seem to act obnoxiously just because they can - i.e. they are in control, and because they can screw you, the customer, they will screw you, just because they can.

      It's called "a free market". The vendors are free to act like idiots and shaft their customers. The customers are free to stop buying their products and switch to vendors who don't act like idiots. (Appeals to the government are limited to enforcing contract claims - which any good marketing weasel can design to promise nothing of substance.)

      Unfortunately, if the government makes barriers to entry high enough, there are few vendors. Then it may be in the interest of the small group of them to all act like idiots and split the swag, laughing all the way to the bank.

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  33. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody thinks modern electronics are easily repairable. Do they even have TV repairmen anymore?

  34. Who's responsible for ransomware ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 0

    ... and getting rid of it when the fucking TV didn't ship with it?

    It could be within the scope of the app store or a side load, but it's not the goddam hardware.

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  35. Malware through HDMI Cable by kamaaina · · Score: 1

    I guess it is possible to infect a TV through the HDMI cable if it acts as an Ethernet cable, but can it infect it through the other bits that flows through it? Maybe something in CEC or a video/sound that causes an buffer overflow.

    Just wondering what else that HDMI cable can transport. There are devices that filter out stuff like HDCP, maybe need device to filter CEC.

    1. Re:Malware through HDMI Cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want an HDCP disable hack and maybe an Free HBO hack. I can buffer overrun the directv box and unlock all channels?

    2. Re:Malware through HDMI Cable by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I guess it is possible to infect a TV through the HDMI cable if it acts as an Ethernet cable, but can it infect it through the other bits that flows through it? Maybe something in CEC or a video/sound that causes an buffer overflow.

      Though I haven't seen news of an initial exploit via crafted video streams, I recall an article where some security researchers did a proof-of-concept where, once the set was infected, it could receive command-and-control through not-particularly-noticeable steganographic flickering of a designated pixel by video stream information.

      That still leaves getting the initial infection done. But it provides another path to control, and maintain control, once an exploit is in place.

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  36. Smartest thing I ever did to my smart TV by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

    .. was lobotomize it..
    When I first booted the TV it asked me if it was going to be used as a TV or as a monitor and I chose monitor and plugged a ROKU into it.

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  37. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by houstonbofh · · Score: 0

    Only $340 to have a qualified technician disassemble a large electronic device, connect specialized repair equipment, and perform the repair, then reassemble the device again to meet original specifications, perform a functionality test, and recertify the device?

    $30/hour for 10 hours (plus about 10% overhead) sounds pretty cheap, actually... or would you prefer that the cost of such repairs just already be worked into the cost of the initial product, which was sold several years ago and was perfectly suitable for its purpose during that time?

    How much does it cost to wipe and reinstall Windows? And that is a low bar to set...

  38. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    While you are spot on about the actual work involved to fix a modern device, I'm curious as to your assertion that some fraction of the world thinks that modern electronics are easily repairable. As far as I can tell, it's just the fine folks at iFixit that think modern electronics should be repairable.

    The rest of us just toss the things in the recycler.

    Really, I have a rework station but rarely use it to fix a commercial device and even more rarely are successful. Mostly use it to fix my own copious errors. You can't even figure out what most of the chips on a board do without hours of study and referencing work.

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  39. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

    Yes, the TV in question can be repaired. Mr. Cauthon can disassemble the thing, remove the boards, desolder the flash memory, attach it to a reader/programmer, change bits to match a known-good unit, then rebuild the entire thing to see if it works. It's not going to be easy, but it will work... Of course doing it that way would cost a lot more than just replacing the board with a spare and resetting the memory, so that's what the service center will actually do.

    Or, more likely, he can just do whatever control-dance is necessary to get the unit into the "Service Menu", and either attach a JTAG interface to the on-board connector, or more likely, plug a USB stick with the proper firmware file into one of the several USB ports that the TV is likely to have (my LG TV has FOUR of them), or, if the Firmware Update process is like it normally is, the whole thing can be triggered and will download and apply the Firmware via WiFi/Terrestrial Ethernet.


    It may, however, require taking the TV to an authorized repair center for LG, perhaps using this handy webpage.

  40. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only $340 to have a qualified technician disassemble a large electronic device, connect specialized repair equipment, and perform the repair, then reassemble the device again to meet original specifications, perform a functionality test, and recertify the device?

    Generous version: Only $340 to remove a few screws, insert a doohickey to write a new image and replace said screws.

    More likely: Press magic key combo for 5 seconds and insert ordinary USB stick.

    $30/hour for 10 hours (plus about 10% overhead) sounds pretty cheap, actually...

    $30/hour for 10 minutes of work (90% of it waiting for image to write) sounds pretty cheap actually... when you figure service center has to pay for equipment, electricity, sewer, water, insurance, rent, snow removal, accountants, landscaping, telecomm, employee salary, garbage pickup, continuing education and benefits. If you can't make up for it in volume/honest work then your only option is to have a few suckers paying outrageous price in order to successfully monetize vendor incompetence.

    Simply reminding others LG = Goldstar is surprisingly effective at making people think twice about ever purchasing an LG product.

  41. Re: because they won't be resetting the tv. by adolf · · Score: 1

    More like: Plug in thumb drive. Key secret incantation into remote. Wait for the process to finish. Remove thumb drive. Bill customer

  42. Re: because they won't be resetting the tv. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are you kidding? They plug a thumb drive into the thing. Done in 60 seconds.

  43. Re: because they won't be resetting the tv. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have a clue what you're talking about. Why would you unsolder a flash chip to reprogram it? It's FLASH! I suppose you uninstall the window frames from your house to clean the windows too? The quality of slashdot posters has gone straight to hell.

  44. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? Pretty much the only thing everyone knows about modern electronics is that they are near impossible to fix, in anyway. Even if you do know a lot about them, it's either economically unfeasible to fix them or outright impossible altogether.

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  45. Their Response Was Not a Refusal... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

    When he couldn't perform a factory reset, they told him to have it serviced. That seems like the right response to me.

    What else are they supposed to do? Step him through disassembling it over the phone? Do any consumer support lines ever go that far?

    Maybe the crypto malware tampered with just the right thing, or maybe there is a physical defect preventing the reset. At the service center, I assume they can replace whatever is necessary to resolve the problem.

    I'd be more pissed off at a company that wasted my time on the phone instead of arranging service when necessary.

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  46. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    No need to de-solder anything. JTAG should be sufficient.

    Of course, had the device been designed properly in the first place, there would be a recessed button to press in order to load everything from read only memory.

  47. Reminder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only stupid people buy Smart TV sets. and if you have no other option, then only stupid people hook up internet and use the smart function of a "smart TV set"

    buy tv, hook up Roku or ATV, or Nvidia Shield and get an experience that utterly kicks the shit out of any smart tv ever made.

  48. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    If it takes 10 hours to plug in a JTAG programmer, select the model number and press the program button, the tech is nowhere near qualified. The whole thing including opening the back and closing it back up again should take an hour.

    And if the device was perfectly suitable for purpose (which included unskilled people downloading new apps to it) it would have a fool-proof way for the end user to recover from bad software (intentionally bad or not).

  49. Maybe we'll go full circle by istartedi · · Score: 1

    When I was a little kid they still had tube testers in stores. You'd take the tubes out of your radio or TV, plug them into a socket on the tester, and it'd tell you if your tube was in spec. A lot of times you didn't even have to do that because it was obvious the filament in the tube had burned out.

    Maybe one day they'll put a few computers in sockets in the TV, with nice warm reddish-orange LEDs that let you know they're working. Problems? unplug the little computers and take them to the computer tester. Unlike the tube tester, the computer tester could actually fix the computers by re-flashing them back to factory settings, or applying patches.

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  50. Read only root by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    I have suggested this many times. Core OS update stuff should be segregated from normal runtime at hardware level. The obvious approach is a switch which, in one position, boots the machine into an 'OS install mode' which permits copying files to a small flash boot device, and in the other position allows normal booting. Everything necessary for security, reset, and core libraries should be in there, everything else on the main storage device. In normal runtime, the switch hardware write-protects the device the core files are loaded from. That sort of idea.

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    1. Re:Read only root by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      The obvious approach is a switch which ...

      Ever wonder why such switches (along with hardware write protect switches, camera and/or microphone disable switches, etc.) went away?

      If you're building four million units a year, and including the switch costs an extra nickle per unit, you can afford to hire two full-time engineers, forever, to figure out how to save that nickle per unit.

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  51. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    What if I told you it would take under 10 minutes because the tech knows where all the screws are already, and just has to plug in a plug on the board and press a button and wait 37 seconds for the light to flash?

  52. Re: because they won't be resetting the tv. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    This is an older model, so likely you would only hit the USB interface firmware through that port, and the firmware for the smart TV part would be loaded using whatever FTDI or ISP programmer is standard for the microcontroller used.

    Newer ones can probably be flashed over the wifi.

  53. Don't buy LG, check. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with another poster that you should use another "cheap" streaming box and not hook your TV directly to the interwebs... but I also think companies should only sell products they are qualified to fix in a reasonable way. Taking your TV off the fucking wall... putting it in your car... taking it somewhere... taking it out of your car and into the "service center"... finding a translation app for whatever language the asshole there says... him hand waving over it... taking it back to your car... back up three flights of stairs in my case... putting it back on the wall... nah... I will just use a different brand... LG kinda sucks in the "smart tv" category anyway.

  54. Free ticket to the WiFi bathhouse. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    How 'bout you just don't plug it into the network or configure the wifi?

    What do you do if the set's "unconfigured" WiFi looks around for anything claiming to be an open WiFi hotspot, hooks up to that, and tries to "phone home" for the latest upgrade. And keeps trying this in the background, over and over, until it gets something claiming to be what it wants to see? And that something is a ransomware server on a neighbor's machine...

    How do you even know it's DOING this?

    This scenario is reminiscent of how Intel's AMT seems to work:
      - When configured, firmware in an auxiliary processor built into the chipset listens for and intercepts connection requests (on Ethernet or WiFi) from the remote administrative center. (It can be configured to "phone home" to get through firewalls and NAT.)
      - When "virgin" it also listens, intercepts, and obeys. But in this case it presumes it's a new machine at a big company with the hardware tools from the vendor, and it accepts ANY claimant with enough credentials to appear to be such an IT department worker.
      - You can't turn it off. "Deconfiguring" it resets it to the factory state of accepting the first good-looking bad-guy and doing whatever he wants.

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  55. Where is it? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well if it's anything like the last time a company suggested I send my device to the "nearest" service center,it was in another city on the other side of the country, soooooo....

  56. Re:Just wait for best buy to upsell geek squad for by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    They still wouldn't have been able to help in the case in the article. The best they could do is try to get the TV replaced under warranty.

  57. Don't buy smart tv if you can by BLToday · · Score: 1

    I have a similar TV from LG. The official LG App Store is pretty terrible and there are apps on there promising free movies. So I wouldn't be surprise if the infection actually came from there. Plus, the built in browser is fully functional. They may even have the version of the TV where LG never sent out the update to disable Flash in the browser. So it could even have come from there.

    I don't think the relatives would try sideloading an app on someone else's TV. But can't rule it out.

    1. Re:Don't buy smart tv if you can by darrencauthon · · Score: 1

      Oh... actually... I think someone did sideload this app on the tv. I believe that's the cause. :(

  58. AV for droid tv's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess people will start having to side load AV onto these droid based tv's for their elderly parents/grandparents??

  59. Re:Just wait for best buy to upsell geek squad for by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    but that is what you find out when you need it to be fixed and not when the pushy sales man says it's covered.

  60. Last I checked, CDD required adb install by tepples · · Score: 1

    TVs are often locked into only downloading and installing apps from Google Play and/or their own branded app stores.

    Locked how? Last I checked, Google required adb install to be usable as a condition of allowing Google Play Store and other Gapps onto the device.

    1. Re:Last I checked, CDD required adb install by matbury · · Score: 1

      Please read the full comment rather than take individual lines out of context.

  61. Hi, Darren here, the author of the tweet by darrencauthon · · Score: 1

    Hello, I'm the author of the tweet that started this all. I think LG noticed the amount of feedback on the tweet, and contacted me to help. It took a bit, but they gave me the factory reset codes. I tried it out tonight, and the tv appears to be back to its original state. I tweeted about it here with a youtube video: https://twitter.com/darrencaut... My family member admitted to downloading an application to watch movies "for free." It's totally her fault that this happened. She installed the malware that made the tv stop working. She changed the setting to allow the unverified software to run on her computer. Her actions led to the tv almost being ruined.

    But you know what else? She's no different than most regular customers, and LG should have put the most basic factory reset instructions in the manual... or the service manual... or the FAQs... or on their website... or their tech support (which I called, and they said there was no factory reset, which I knew couldn't be true)... or anywhere. Now, to their credit, LG did research the answer and provide it to me, and I've published it on Youtube and twitter for others to hopefully find (because I've read about others who had this problem and no answer was found).

    If the fix to the problem is to press two buttons in sequence on the tv... who is more to blame for the problem, her or the tv manufacturer? I say it's the latter. TV manufacturers should prepare for dumb users, as they are their customers.

    I do appreciate LG for their help, and all of the Twitter advice I received. I also hope that LG and other tv manufacturers learn how missing information about a 4-year-old, discontinued model can blow up with negative feelings from their customers *today*.

  62. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    I'd laugh at you for thinking that finding the screws is the time-consuming part.

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  63. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    While you are spot on about the actual work involved to fix a modern device, I'm curious as to your assertion that some fraction of the world thinks that modern electronics are easily repairable. As far as I can tell, it's just the fine folks at iFixit that think modern electronics should be repairable.

    To clarify, there is a small fraction of Slashdotters specifically (themselves a subset of a fraction of the world population... I hope) that complains often about how manufacturers don't make user-repairable devices any more. They're most commonly found on articles about legal changes affecting repairs.

    There is also a surprisingly large fraction of the world that has no idea how modern electronics works. When something (integrated, no spare parts available) breaks, they think they can take it to a repair shop or to someone "good with computers", and the technician will pop open the case, poke some things with a probe, shine a fancy light on it, and it'll be as good as new again. After all, that's what they did on Star Trek. They get quite upset when told about reality, like "it'll take days to fix this", or "it's cheaper to buy a new one", or "your data is already lost". Now, I've done a number of miracles myself, finding and replacing bad surface-mount components and reflashing memory. Sometimes it's possible, but usually it isn't.

    As for the fine folks at iFixit, they're in an interesting middle ground. The vast majority of their guides are not really the detailed repair I describe, but more "how to replace X", where X is somewhat less than the whole device. While this does restore the device to functionality, I want to distinguish them from low-level repairs. iFixit's goals and methods are reasonable and admirable, not delusional.

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  64. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    The whole thing including opening the back and closing it back up again should take an hour.

    It "should take an hour", except for the handling, workspace management, inventory control, testing, rework, and other complications that come up in a "normal" repair job. If you expect to take an hour and things go abnormally (like the JTAG not having access to the right parts), there's no time budget left to fix it.

    You might be able to do the actual repair in an hour, but the company's not putting their legal fate in your hands.

    And if the device was perfectly suitable for purpose (which included unskilled people downloading new apps to it) it would have a fool-proof way for the end user to recover from bad software (intentionally bad or not).

    At the time the TV was built, that was assumed to be "delete the offending app". Ransomware wasn't a major thing yet. There's a reset procedure, but apparently that either doesn't work on this particular unit (perhaps due to a second unrelated failure, also to be diagnosed and fixed in the 10-hour window), or there's a highly skilled fool out there who screwed it up.

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  65. Re: because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    Per TFS, the "secret incantation" (at least as available online) doesn't work. Maybe the procedure's wrong, or the software engineer screwed it up, or maybe the unit is broken more than the simple reset can fix.

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  66. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    No inventory or rework required. The same JTAG that writes the image will be able to run tests on the boards as well. You seem to be desperately imagining a complicated and difficult procedure (even though you don't seem to know much about it, have you ever used or even SEEN a JTAG programmer in person?) to justify a crazy high cost to do a simple thing. The JTAG will certainly have access to the right parts. The right part is the CPU.

    It would be an amazing coincidence that this mythical second failure just happened to occur while the TV was infected, but even so, they could offer to do the re-flash for free but warn that other repairs will be charged at $30/hr plus parts.

    As for the rest, viruses and trojans have been with us for decades. Even when the TV was made, rootkits for Android were in the wild. If the reset procedure doesn't work, then the TV is defective by design and LG should fix or replace it without charge.

    In truth, the $340 is a fuck off fee. They don't want to be bothered with it but don't want to actually say no, so they charge enough to make sure it isn't worth it to get the TV fixed. At $340, they would make a profit just giving him a refurbished TV and that is probably their actual plan if he calls their bluff.

  67. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    No inventory or rework required.

    That's a wonderfully naive idea of reality you have there. Good luck with that.

    The same JTAG that writes the image will be able to run tests on the boards as well.

    Hopefully, but not necessarily. I'm not familiar with LG's product internals, but it's not uncommon for systems to have multiple JTAG connections for the various component boards. JTAG can only test things it has access to which (again, not being familiar with LG's internals) may not cover things like "did the tech set the tv down on a screw and shatter the screen?". After repair work, you still have to run an end-to-end quality check, which is not just plugging in the JTAG and looking for the happy lights.

    You seem to be desperately imagining a complicated and difficult procedure (even though you don't seem to know much about it, have you ever used or even SEEN a JTAG programmer in person?) to justify a crazy high cost to do a simple thing.

    I've spent a few decades around electronics, including a few years doing electronics repairs. My day job currently involves occasionally programming via JTAG. I'm intimately familiar with the bone-headed processes and procedures involved in doing actual quality repair work.

    The JTAG will certainly have access to the right parts. The right part is the CPU.

    Not necessarily. If the TV is designed as a monolithic processing unit, and the CPU's JTAG is accessible, then that's a reasonable assumption. On the other hand, it could have been designed as a regular TV with the "smart" parts tacked on, as was the trend when smart TVs first came out, in which case the CPU is embedded into another module, which may or may not still have an accessible JTAG connector. Yes, I've seen a number of devices where the JTAG connectors were removed after use, because the manufacturers don't want competitors reverse-engineering their products.

    It would be an amazing coincidence that this mythical second failure just happened to occur while the TV was infected

    That actually comes from a "fun" story from my past as a sound tech. I was modifying an old rig, which involved pressing a nice big red button to switch how an amp worked. When I tried to find the big red button, I instead found a nice big empty hole. The button had never been installed, the failure was never caught in QA, and the customer had never needed to change that from the default, so it was never a problem until I arrived. Now I assume that every plan carries the implicit warning that equipment may or may not actually work, or even exist.

    To clarify, I don't think it's a second failure that happened recently, but more that the reset procedure (again, I'm not familiar with the details here) may require something unusual, and that function may have already been broken, but nobody noticed, so that's why the reset failed.

    but even so, they could offer to do the re-flash for free but warn that other repairs will be charged at $30/hr plus parts.

    That is an option, but again it's not the "real work" that takes the most time. Rather, it's the handling and overhead to run the procedure. How long does it take to generate a work order saying that this TV belongs to this customer? How long does it take to get the TV out of the receiving bay (or front desk) and get it to the staging area? How long does it take to move the TV to the work area? Is it a two-man lifting job, doubling the cost of the move? How long does it take to check out tools from the controlled tool room?

    They're all tiny actions, never taking more than a moment... but those moments add up. Then there's the general overhead like air conditioning and lighting, but those costs are fairly low compared to the per-item workflow.

    As for the rest, viruses and trojans have been with us for decades. Even when the TV was made,

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  68. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So someone did something to their TV they shouldn't have and the manufacturer should cover the cost of fixing it? Or are the technicians at the repair center supposed to work for free because [end user stupidity]? I'm not understanding why anyone is upset at LG for this. If "a family member" bricked your cell phone, I'm guessing you would expect the manufacturer to fix that for free also?

  69. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Aighearach · · Score: 1

    I'm a firmware programmer, and I've recently had a new TV apart for modifications, so between the two of those I probably actually do know what would be time-consuming. It sure as heck isn't the loading of the firmware that takes a lot of time! And an early edition, as described, might not have OTA updates. Many people just assume USB updates, because phones and tablets have them, but on appliances that isn't often implemented and you go straight from having to plug into a header on the PCB to updating over wifi. If it doesn't have wifi OTA updates, then yeah, you probably have to take the case off because they don't normally reprogram any of that and they did the initial programming before the PCB was installed. They're not going to have a special port that passes through the case, because they don't even want you to reprogram it.

    There is no maintenance task that would take longer than getting the case off. There are multiple PCBs inside and they're not repairable; you would never replace an individual surface mount component on the board, you'd just replace that subsystem. Even the buttons are mounted on a PCB that can be quickly unscrewed, unplugged, and replaced. But it only has 1 or 2 screws, the case is going to have 10 or more. Nothing at all is hand-soldered, not even connectors. There is nothing that doesn't quickly unplug. People say that can't be repaired, what they really mean is, repair involves replacing a PCB and it will cost too much to warrant the repair!

    Laugh all you want.

  70. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    Not necessarily. If the TV is designed as a monolithic processing unit, and the CPU's JTAG is accessible, then that's a reasonable assumption.

    Either way, there exists a board that the CPU is mounted on. There will be a JTAG for that board. The CPU will be in the chain.

    That actually comes from a "fun" story from my past as a sound tech. I was modifying an old rig, which involved pressing a nice big red button to switch how an amp worked.

    That missing button was a manufacturing defect. It would be unfair to charge the time and materials to correct that to the customer.

    Rather, it's the handling and overhead to run the procedure.

    If they can't do an hour's work without 9 hours of overhead, they deserve to lose money.

    The legal term you're looking for is "due diligence". Viruses, trojans, and rootkits rarely destroy their host, so a reset procedure that rewrites the OS memory from a stored file would have been generally sufficient at the time the TV was designed.

    Right. So they apparently failed to exercise due diligence here.

    You're effectively asking a manufacturer to anticipate threats a decade in the future,

    No, I am expecting them to take into account a threat that was very much in the wild at the time they designed the thing.

    The user did nothing but exercise the UI provided by the manufacturer with the level of skill that is to be expected of someone who simply bought a TV (that is, none). Had it been pro video gear, the manufacturer MIGHT have the right to expect better from the owner.

  71. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    The user did nothing but exercise the UI provided by the manufacturer with the level of skill that is to be expected of someone who simply bought a TV (that is, none).

    You're making that up. It might be true, but there isn't enough information in the article to way. The article explicitly says that the user might or might not have installed a third-party app.

    Also, let's consider my son, who just got his driver's license. Suppose he's taken by surprise by a traffic incident, doesn't notice in time, and drives into the car in front of him. He's using the provided UI with the level of skill to be expected from someone who just got his license. By your reasoning, it's all Honda's fault.

    LG can't make everything absolutely safe against future threats. The only way to keep the user from doing the wrong thing with the UI is to greatly restrict what the user can do, and when Apple does that people on Slashdot complain about it.

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  72. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    You're making that up.

    So you maintain that this unskilled user somehow hacked the firmware to permit side loading? As opposed to simply using the provided UI to install an app that in retrospect proved to be malware?

    Your son had to qualify for a license. He did NOT exhibit the full level of skill expected (though such lapses are far from rare, they are lapses). He knew that hitting other cars is bad. I presume there was insurance as well.

    /.'s complaint with apple is that there isn't an official way to take personal responsability and override the protections. LG could have completely eliminated any lasting effect by providing a reliable factory reset function (a common feature of Android devices).

  73. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    Either way, there exists a board that the CPU is mounted on. There will be a JTAG for that board. The CPU will be in the chain.

    That's not how it works. Not all boards have a place to connect the JTAG, not even CPU-bearing boards.

    That missing button was a manufacturing defect. It would be unfair to charge the time and materials to correct that to the customer.

    That's not how fairness works, either. It is indeed a defect, but the customer had accepted the product and used it for a significant period of time already. In the US, the general rule is "perfect-tender", which requires the manufacturer to deliver a product that's suitable for use, within reason. If the customer inspects the item with reasonable promptness and finds it to be defective, then the manufacturer has to repair/replace/refund it.

    If they can't do an hour's work without 9 hours of overhead, they deserve to lose money.

    That's not how a repair shop works. The time with the case open might be an hour, but it's also vitally important to do the overhead, like not lose track of where the customer's TV is. Again, there's also no guarantee that it's only an hour of work. Your baseless assertion that every board has JTAG accessible and that nothing ever goes wrong is ludicrous.

    The legal term you're looking for is "due diligence". Viruses, trojans, and rootkits rarely destroy their host, so a reset procedure that rewrites the OS memory from a stored file would have been generally sufficient at the time the TV was designed.

    Right. So they apparently failed to exercise due diligence here.

    That's not how due diligence works, either. The product passed inspection, worked fine for years for its intended purpose, and the issue is limited to an incredibly small number of units? That sounds like they did a perfectly fine job of the diligence that was actually due.

    As an aside, according to an update to TFA, LG did have the user try the reset again. It turns out he had performed it incorrectly the first time. So they apparently exercised due diligence here, and more.

    No, I am expecting them to take into account a threat that was very much in the wild at the time they designed the thing.

    The malware in question didn't exist until late 2015. Ransomware has been around since the mid-eighties, but didn't become widespread until Cryptolocker in 2013, and didn't arrive on Android until June of 2014, coincidentally when Google discontinued the Google TV project.

    The user did nothing but exercise the UI provided by the manufacturer with the level of skill that is to be expected of someone who simply bought a TV (that is, none). Had it been pro video gear, the manufacturer MIGHT have the right to expect better from the owner.

    As noted by david_thornley, you have no evidence of that. The ransomware in question is a payload from other malware, which could have been a remote exploit, or it could have been a side-loaded app. For all we know, the user could have connected the TV to a computer to extract and reverse-engineer the components.

    Let's suppose this was physical damage, rather than electrical. If the user had placed the TV face-down on a rock and cracked the screen, is it still LG's fault? After all, the user simply behaved "with the level of skill that is to be expected of someone who simply bought a TV (that is, none)". This is why manufacturer liability should never depend on what the end user does. You can't justly hold someone liable for someone else's actions.

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  74. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    That's not how it works. Not all boards have a place to connect the JTAG, not even CPU-bearing boards.

    Only if they're idiots.

    That's not how a repair shop works. The time with the case open might be an hour, but it's also vitally important to do the overhead, like not lose track of where the customer's TV is.

    Sure, there's overhead. So slap a repair tag on it matching the customer paperwork. Place it on a designated shelf with the tag visible. If that takes 9 HOURS, the shop is screwed anyway. Although repair shops are not as common as they once were, none ever needed to have a 10 hour minimum charge to be profitable.

    That's not how fairness works, either

    It isn't how the weak consumer laws in the U.S. work, but it *IS* how fairness works. Anyone who attended kindergarten knows that if you make a mistake you should fix it.

    As for the update, I am glad that LG decided after all to divulge the simple yet sooper sekret method of press settings + CH Dwn together, release; Select "wipe data," then "Yes." Wait for "complete;" Power cycle. Somehow it worked without a solder rework station or 10 hours of labor. Might have been nice had they just told him that in the first place rather than "offering" to do that for him for a $340 fuck-off fee. Perhaps it was the bad publicity, perhaps it was a more reasonable and fair minded manager picking up the case.

    As for your increasingly absurd suppositions of physically breaking the TV, everyone knows you shouldn't break the screen with a rock (so it is a reasonable expectation for a casual TV owner) and there is no UI or other invitation from the manufacturer to do so.

    Even LG came around to agree with my position after a bit of pressure.

  75. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    Only if they're idiots.

    Or concerned about physical space, reverse-engineering, or any other reason not to have a feature that's almost never used. Unlike you apparently are, I'm not pretentious enough to assume that I know LG's motives and design criteria.

    Sure, there's overhead. So slap a repair tag on it matching the customer paperwork. Place it on a designated shelf with the tag visible. If that takes 9 HOURS, the shop is screwed anyway. Although repair shops are not as common as they once were, none ever needed to have a 10 hour minimum charge to be profitable.

    That's funny... most of the shops I've seen had at least a one-day turnaround time, and usually charged several hours' labor with it. Then again, they also did put things on a shelf with the tag visible, and maybe that's why those repair shops often had a bad reputation for losing customers' devices.

    Anyone who attended kindergarten knows that if you make a mistake you should fix it.

    You're begging the question. You haven't shown that LG made any mistake. They built a product, the customer bought it, and it worked just fine for several years. There's no reason to fault them for any of this.

    As for the update, I am glad that LG decided after all to divulge the simple yet sooper sekret method ... Somehow it worked without a solder rework station or 10 hours of labor.

    Gee, that's fortunate... but you're still ignoring the possibility of what exactly happens if it didn't work? If LG accepts it to their repair shop, they're (almost certainly, depending on local laws) guaranteeing that it will be repaired.

    Might have been nice had they just told him that in the first place rather than "offering" to do that for him for a $340 fuck-off fee.

    Per TFA, he had already tried a reset procedure, and it didn't work. Without more detail on exactly what happened, I can claim with equal evidence that he had the right procedure originally, and screwed it up, leading LG's support to recommend a more drastic option.

    As for your increasingly absurd suppositions of physically breaking the TV, everyone knows you shouldn't break the screen with a rock (so it is a reasonable expectation for a casual TV owner) and there is no UI or other invitation from the manufacturer to do so.

    I can also claim that "everyone knows" you shouldn't install malware on your TV, and there's no invitation from the manufacturer to do so. In fact, LG's terms of service

    make it pretty clear that they have no control over the content of those third-party apps. They even explicitly disclaim any responsibility for loss or damage due to malware, and the customer accepted those terms.

    Even LG came around to agree with my position after a bit of pressure.

    Your "position" is so terribly uninformed that you don't even understand why it's wrong, and you don't understand that LG's position hasn't actually changed at all. That they went out of their way to give the user a reset procedure is a nice PR move, but it's not acknowledging any kind of mistake or failure on their part.

    Let me say it again, to make it absolutely clear for you: The customer accepted. They accepted that LG had no responsibility to fix malware. They accepted the TV at the time of purchase, and they used it for years. They accepted the service, and they accepted the risk. There's nothing left that LG is liable for. You don't have to like it, but everybody with an actual interest in this matter agreed that LG had no requirement to assist the user.

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  76. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    You don't even realize you're standing there with metaphorical egg dripping down your face, do you? You were dead wrong. Even LG came to agree with my position and finally divulged the sooper sekret cheat code to actually restore to factory. It's even documented in a video.

    My error was UNDER-estimating the dickheadedness of the initial "support"

    There's no point trying to twist logic into a pretzel with your what ifs that clearly did not come to pass. There was no particular reason to expect the what ifs either. Perhaps more to the point, the cost of giving it a try was near zero and it resolved the problem. According to TFA, his first attempt to do a reset was from instructions found on the internet. Clearly those instructions were either wrong or meant for a different model. Do you not believe in the KISS principle? Apparently not Occam's razor either.

    So it seems the $340 was indeed a fuck off fee. There was a simple and known resolution that they chose not to divulge.

    As for the kindergarten comment, that was in reference to your big red button story. I made that clear by quoting from your reply to that argument.

    If you're just going to try to talk around the simple fact that time and events have demonstrated my point and refuted yours, don't bother.

  77. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

    You were dead wrong.

    Prove it, then. Show me any legal doctrine requiring a manufacturer to make products that remain perfect years after their sale.

    Even LG came to agree with my position and finally divulged the sooper sekret cheat code to actually restore to factory. It's even documented in a video.

    Providing a reset code does not imply they agree with your position. Again, prove it. Show me their public apology admitting they made a mistake.

    There's no point trying to twist logic into a pretzel with your what ifs that clearly did not come to pass.

    And yet, that's exactly what the $340 was. It was an offer for a business deal that did not come to pass.

    Clearly those instructions were either wrong or meant for a different model.

    So it was user error, then, and still not any mistake on LG's part.

    Do you not believe in the KISS principle? Apparently not Occam's razor either.

    Actually both, but above that I believe in rule of law. LG may have pissed somebody off by keeping secret procedures, but that does not change the legal or moral framework around the situation.

    As for the kindergarten comment, that was in reference to your big red button story. I made that clear by quoting from your reply to that argument.

    Yes, I got that, but you seem to have missed the point of the story. The flawed product is obvious, and it's clearly traceable back to manufacturing, but in both cases the manufacturer was unaware of the issue, and the product was accepted and operated for a significant amount of time, effectively terminating any initial implicit warranty under the perfect-tender doctrine. You still haven't shown any liability for LG, or the amp manufacturer in my anecdote, and you haven't shown that enforcing eternal implicit warranties is fair, or established any boundary which would be fair.

    Again, I'll ask you to please prove your assertions. Please provide links to established laws or precedents on the subject.

    If you're just going to try to talk around the simple fact that time and events have demonstrated my point and refuted yours, don't bother.

    You're making ridiculous claims about what LG "should" do, and how you assume their repair shops work, and how you assume their products are designed. You provide no evidence for your claims, but simply keep saying that you're right. You can't even piece together a moral basis for your claim, and you haven't coherently refuted any of mine.

    Like I've said several times now, it's time for proof. Please explain precisely where in established legal procedure or moral philosophy your claims come from.

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  78. Re:because they won't be resetting the tv. by sjames · · Score: 1

    It is clear that your reading comprehension sucks. Perhaps lay off the sauce in the new year?

    There is a marked difference between the weak and toothless consumer laws in the U.S. and doing the right thing most of us learned about in kindergarten. When you make a mistake, fix it. I made it quite clear that I was speaking of the moral and ethical thing to do rather than the legal requirement. If you can't comprehend that, go away.

    For that matter, just go away anyway. You are clearly one of those people who when they lose an argument, whine and moan until the other person just quits answering. For example, by demanding that I prove assertions I never made. Whatever gets you through the night I suppose.

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