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Zuckerberg Sues Hundreds of Hawaiians To Force Property Sales To Him (msn.com)

mmell writes: Apparently, owning 700 acres of land in Hawaii isn't enough -- Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, has filed suit to force owners of several small parcels of land to sell to the highest bidder. The reason? These property owners are completely surrounded by Zuckerberg's land holdings and therefore have lawful easement to cross his property in order to get to theirs. Many of these land owners have held their land for generations, but seemingly Mr. Zuckerberg can not tolerate their presence so close to his private little slice of paradise. Landowners such as these came to own their land when their ancestors were "given" the land as Hawaiian natives. If successful in his "quiet title" court action, Mr. Zuckerberg will finally have his slice of Hawaii's beaches and tropical lands without having to deal with the pesky presence of neighbors who were on his land before he owned it. Who knew that Hawaiians were just another kind of Native Americans? CNBC reports: "The cases target a dozen small plots of so-called 'kuleana' lands that are inside the much larger property that Zuckerberg bought on Kauai. Kuleana lands are properties that were granted to native Hawaiians in the mid-1800. One suit, according to the Star-Advertiser, was filed against about 300 people who are descendants of an immigrant Portuguese sugar cane plantation worker who bought four parcels totaling two acres of land in 1894. One of that worker's great-grandchildren, Carlos Andrade, 72, lived on the property until recently, the paper said. But the retired university professor told the Star-Advertiser that he is helping Zuckerberg's case as a co-plaintiff in an effort to make sure the land is not surrendered to the county if no one in his extended clan steps up to take responsibility for paying property taxes on the plots."

284 comments

  1. Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Whats German for "cocksucker". THAT should be his last name.

    1. Re:Zuckerberg by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think "Schwanzlutscher" is what you are looking for . . . but Arschloch is more appropriate, in this case . . . I'll try to think up something better, or ask some friends, since I am fluent in German, but not a native speaker . . .

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    2. Re:Zuckerberg by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's German for "Rich Pathetic Sociopathic Bastard..."?

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    3. Re:Zuckerberg by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Funny

      Zuckerberg

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    4. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's German for "Rich Pathetic Sociopathic Bastard..."?

      So not only is Facebook evil, but so is its founder.

    5. Re:Zuckerberg by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      More interesting is probably the term that Native Hawaiians are using to describe him, which would be "haole".

      "Reiches, erbärmliches, sociopathisches Miststück" - Miststück literally means "piece of dung", but it is also used to describe a bastard, doing dick-headed piece-of-shit type things.

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    6. Re:Zuckerberg by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Informative

      RTFA. Ownership of a grant total of 8 acres entirely enclosed within Zuckerberg's land is unclear. Nobody lives there. Nobody's paid taxes on the land in decades. The lawsuit basically says, "step up or shut up." If anyone actually steps up and says, "It's mine, here's the taxes and the proof I own it," then it doesn't get sold.

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    7. Re:Zuckerberg by knightghost · · Score: 0, Troll

      Rich get richer while the poor get poorer.

    8. Re:Zuckerberg by tsotha · · Score: 5, Informative

      This. Despite the Power To The People headline, this is something he's forced to do under Hawaiian law if he wants to have any hope of a clear title to the property.

    9. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone should just beat the shit out of that scrawny little punk every day until he stops being a dick.

    10. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Juden.

    11. Re: Zuckerberg by dougdonovan · · Score: 0

      zuck dude get a grip

    12. Re:Zuckerberg by chipschap · · Score: 5, Informative

      More interesting is probably the term that Native Hawaiians are using to describe him, which would be "haole".

      Well, he is haole. The meaning of the word in the Hawaiian language is really "foreigner" but in common talk here, it has come to be a sometimes derisive term for a Caucasian. It can be, but is certainly not necessarily, racist or derogatory, and it isn't either of those in the true Hawaiian meaning of the word.

      The Zuckerberg development was the lead front page story in today's Star Advertiser (our local Honolulu newspaper). It seemed to be to be presented in a negative light, as in, here goes another rich haole from the mainland grabbing Native Hawaiian land. It's easy to see it that way but in Hawai`i hardly anything is simple or straightforward, and I'm reserving judgment until I learn more about it, though siding with Zuckerberg would be pretty distasteful.

    13. Re:Zuckerberg by guises · · Score: 0

      Wait, so what does Trump mean then?

      (I know this is flamebait, that's unintentional. I literally just searched for "Rich Pathetic Sociopathic Bastard" - first link is Lance Armstrong, second link is nothing, Trump is next. I guess I could have said Armstrong, but... he's not pathetic.)

    14. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe one of the partial owners is helping him collect names of interested parties. This allows partial owners to voice ownership before the state or local government seizes it for unpaid taxes. Sounds like most people don't know their ancestors left a diluted title split between other family members.

    15. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wait, so what does Trump mean then?

      same thing, just adds "vietnam draft dodger" to it.

    16. Re:Zuckerberg by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 2

      Um, actually, the polite translation of haole is 'foreigner.' It's not at all a polite thing to call somebody--it's an outsider who steals from the group, usually feeling entitled to it. (That this is also the word used for all white people should tell you a lot about how Native Hawaiians feel about white people.)

      So, really, still accurate!

    17. Re: Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually there is a ton of evidence but my guess is you are someone who will dispute facts

    18. Re:Zuckerberg by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      Then the problem is that to generate a clear title, the land must needs be sold. I would think that there would be some process to require those with a claim to either come forward or abandon their claim, without any need for a buyer whatsoever, unless the legal system is pretty much deliberately set up to force the sale of family lands.

    19. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Anti-Semite! You can't associate a Jewish name with any of these adjectives. Hate-speech is not free-speech. #YouAreLiterallyHitler #6Millions #DieForIsrael

    20. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on the lands though, there is such thing as tribal sovereignty. Tribal sovereignty describes the right of federally recognized tribes to govern themselves and the existence of a government-to-government relationship with the United States. Thus a tribe is not a ward of the government, but an independent nation with the right to form its own government, adjudicate legal cases within its borders, levy taxes within its borders, establish its membership, and decide its own future fate. The federal government has a trust responsibility to protect tribal lands, assets, resources and treaty rights. So the claim of taxes owned may not be true for all the pieces of property.

    21. Re:Zuckerberg by Alypius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ha-ole literally translates into "without breath" as Hawaiians in the time of Captain Cook's encounter greeted each other by touching foreheads together and exchanging breaths (the honi). Cook, obviously not Hawaiian, was unaware of the custom and didn't greet the Hawaiians in this way and was assumed to be "without breath." The term entered the vernacular and today is a pejorative for Caucasians.

    22. Re:Zuckerberg by tsotha · · Score: 1

      I would think that there would be some process to require those with a claim to either come forward or abandon their claim, without any need for a buyer whatsoever.

      That's exactly the purpose of all these filings.

    23. Re:Zuckerberg by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      There is a (potential) buyer involved here. It shouldn't be needed, and in fact I'd argue that from an ethics standpoint, it should not include an outside-the-group buyer. (If it's a group of people who have claims who want to buy out the rest, meh.)

    24. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sooo ... a synonym of Clinton, then?

    25. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More interesting is probably the term that Native Hawaiians are using to describe him, which would be "haole".

      They would be saying "fucking haole", over and over and over.

    26. Re: Zuckerberg by maseo126 · · Score: 1

      #dustbag

    27. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Implying Clinton got drafted. LOL.

      The draft is either require of everyone, men and women, or it is unjust for everyone. Decide.

      If the draft is require why are you always shame men for dodging it? If it is unjust why do you shame men for dodging it?

    28. Re:Zuckerberg by AxeTheMax · · Score: 1

      Well, the first link on google now is this post and Mr Zuckerberg. Well done!

    29. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's German for "Rich Pathetic Sociopathic Bastard..."?

      Zuckerberg

      Sorry. That's not German, it's Yiddish.

    30. Re: Zuckerberg by kurkosdr · · Score: 0

      That's socialism (aka "liberalism") in action: Land for the Nomenclature (of which Zuckerberg is part of), not for you.

    31. Re:Zuckerberg by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Amerikaner? ;)

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    32. Re:Zuckerberg by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

      Miststück is usually used for women. Dreckssack, literally a dirtbag would be more suitabele for a man. But (ass)haole applies as well.

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    33. Re: Zuckerberg by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 2

      Closest to the truth I've heard. From what I was told by family on one of the islands where haoles are about as rare as penguins. It's roughly translated to "without soul" apon first seeing white skin they thought they were ghosts. Apparently cook should never have brought turkeys or Hawaiians might not have gotten curious if white meat was also better when it came to people. The last part was me just speculating.

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    34. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also an anagram for 'a-hole'

    35. Re: Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuckerberg

    36. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the problem is that to generate a clear title, the land must needs be sold.

      Owner can always sell to himself, to a company fully owned by himself, to his wife or son or other family - if he don't want to loose the land.

      Don't see how this title through selling can work though. How can anyone sell land if they don't have clear ownership to begin with?

    37. Re: Zuckerberg by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Only in America could socialism be equated with liberalism...

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    38. Re:Zuckerberg by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not just haole, he's even an asshaole.

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    39. Re: Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Liberalism != Socialism ... go to school and learn some civics.

    40. Re: Zuckerberg by silentcoder · · Score: 2

      Thats not an unusual. People who die without wills in a few generations can leave land as a lot of tiny patches divided among descendents with no real idea which patch belongs to who.
      My great-grandfather owned a farm near Thabazimbi but none of his kids lived there and over generations the divides got tinier and tinier. A few years ago I was contacted by the government who wanted to add the farm to a nature reserve, asking my consent to give up title to my tiny share. I gave it, all the relatives I know did too. The land is now part of a nature park.

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    41. Re: Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't know anything about rollercoasters and from the evidence, like to lick your mom's sloppy vagina after she has passed out drunk and pissed herself. Clearly.

    42. Re: Zuckerberg by michael_wojcik · · Score: 2

      People who die without wills in a few generations can leave land as a lot of tiny patches divided among descendents with no real idea which patch belongs to who[m].

      And it's not just people who die intestate. I (sort of) own a piece of property with unclear title - a small parcel adjoining the piece I do have title for. Around 90 years ago, the then-owner sold a quit-claim deed for this piece to someone else, and it then got sold on through various people to me. However, his wife's name was also on the warranty deed at the time he sold it. She may well have not been alive then; people were simply pretty casual about probate in that time and place. Or she may well have agreed to the sale but not signed the quit-claim.

      The upshot is that title is unclear. The husband and wife were probably joint tenants with right of survivorship, but they may have been tenants-in-common. In the former case the transfer could be contested by the wife's heirs; in the latter, the wife's heirs would still technically own a half-right in the property. (At least that's my understanding, but this is in New Mexico, where land ownership is even more complicated than usual. The title search for the piece I have title for goes back to a Letter of Patent from the king of Spain to "an inhabitant of the ultramarine colony of New Mexico". Three-cultures litigation over land ownership claims going back to the original Spanish settlements continues today, though fortunately my land isn't contested in that court.)

      Anyway, if I want title and a warranty deed to this small parcel, rather than just the quit-claim, I'll have to file a Quiet Title suit. My lawyer says that in New Mexico there's something like a six-month waiting period after publication of the suit, to give potential claimants time to find out about it and marshal their evidence.

      You might think no one would notice such a thing, but these communities tend to have extensive networks of personal relationships. Sometimes quiet-title suits go unchallenged, but often local lawyers will see them, know the families that might have a claim, and get in touch with them.

      I dare say I'd end up with the title. The parcel is an enclave surrounded by clear-titled property and too small to build on (because of septic requirements), so it's not of much use to anyone but me or the other neighbors. But I might end up paying someone for their right to it. Such is property. And it'd be a win for them, since they aren't getting any use out of it now.

      So the Zuckerburg situation may be the same thing. The article implies that at this point none of the owners are using the land. It's possible that many of them don't know they have a claim on it. They might well prefer to cash out.

      Or they might not.

      I'm no fan of the Zuck, and I am a strong supporter of indigenous rights. I'm also well familiar with the history of the US annexation of Hawaii. But I'd have to learn more before condemning this particular move.

    43. Re:Zuckerberg by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

      Whats German for "cocksucker". THAT should be his last name.

      Suckerberg?

      Buttfuckerberg?

      I'mGonnaGetMyTeethKnockedOutAlongWithMyHeadIfDiEx-15MeetsMeInPersonBerg?

    44. Re: Zuckerberg by chipschap · · Score: 1

      I do have to say (though somewhat going off topic) that as a haole myself, I've only very seldom experienced prejudice. Maybe it's because I try to be respectful and don't have an attitude. I realize that even though I've been in Hawai`i for some years now, I'm really something of a guest in someone else's back yard ... and always will be.

      Certainly, there are some here that will hate me just as a matter of principle. But I've found that to be surprisingly rare and not much of a problem.

      Now, if you come here with an attitude, and think that Hawai`i ought to be some sort of tropical extension of the mainland, and think you're some sort of superior person with the right to look down on the "natives" then you're asking for it.

    45. Re:Zuckerberg by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Scheißkopf.

    46. Re: Zuckerberg by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >I'm no fan of the Zuck, and I am a strong supporter of indigenous rights. I'm also well familiar with the history of the US annexation of Hawaii. But I'd have to learn more before condemning this particular move.

      Yep, agreed on every point.

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    47. Re:Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha-ole literally translates into "without breath"

      "Ha-ole" does, but not "Haole".

      Hawaiians in the time of Captain Cook's encounter greeted each other by touching foreheads together and exchanging breaths (the honi). Cook, obviously not Hawaiian, was unaware of the custom and didn't greet the Hawaiians in this way and was assumed to be "without breath."

      This is a myth.

  2. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another rich asshole forcing people out from their homes.

    1. Re:Typical by qwerty823 · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you read the article, these are parcels of land that no one lives on, but more than one people *own*. What his case is doing is forcing the land to be sold so that those owners can come forward and get paid for it. Most owners don't even realize they own the land.

      So no one is being *forced out of their homes*. Basically they are getting money they didn't realize they had.

    2. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark? Is that you?

    3. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Go fuck yourself.

      If I could do that I wouldn't bother messing about here on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or were purposfully holding on to because land in Hawaii is an investment that will never lose the value paid for it (free in most cases if taxes aren't included.)

      This is a land grab by a billionare at its purest. Think you're an equal citizen? Just try fighting the lawsuit.

    5. Re:Typical by MobSwatter · · Score: 0

      Just another rich asshole forcing people out from their homes.

      While I agree, the skipping of geology classes is showing.

    6. Re:Typical by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 2

      You might think so... I thought so, too, a couple decades ago when the broker handling my 401k touted some investment scheme involving land prices in Hawaii never losing value. I lost about ten grand on that one.

    7. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is stupid miney to you. You'd sell you fucking mother wouldn't you?

    8. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Land of the free. You idiots can't even own land without being sued ffs.

    9. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So no one is being *forced out of their homes*. Basically they are getting money they didn't realize they had.

      Well if they wanted to sell, there would be no lawsuit, would there? It could be prime property, worth more than the peanuts being offered.

      It's Zuckerberg's and the city's fault for allowing any owner to buy all property surrounding other properties. The solution is simple: the city forces Zuckerberg to sell a small slice of his land. That slice would be used as a pathway by owners living inside the circle to enter and leave their properties without walking on Zuckerberg's land. Case closed.

    10. Re:Typical by JediJorgie · · Score: 0

      Again, RTFA before you post.There are outstanding taxes on all the land because NO ONE is paying them.

    11. Re: Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What homes, nobody lives on that property.

    12. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the property taxes they also didn't realize they had responsibility for, do those unaware owners actually stand a chance to make any money on this deal?

    13. Re:Typical by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The solution is simple: the city forces Zuckerberg to sell a small slice of his land. That slice would be used as a pathway by owners living inside the circle to enter and leave their properties without walking on Zuckerberg's land. Case closed.

      FTFS:

      These property owners are completely surrounded by Zuckerberg's land holdings and therefore have lawful easement to cross his property in order to get to theirs.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      You have described what already exists. An Easement is exactly the same thing.

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  3. "The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who else is going to bid for land that's surrounded entirely by someone else's land, and subject to these kinds of legal encumbrances?

    The man is a bastard and a prime candidate for an urgent visit from a large group of people toting pitchforks and torches, if anyone can find any in present-day Hawaii.

    1. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It is zuckerberg's land that is subject to the encumbrance - the owners of these plots have a legal right to cross his land to reach their property. That's why he's trying to buy the plots, to reduce/eliminate his encumbrance.

      That said, it's gonna be tough to outbid Zuckerberg. Though I suppose Bill Gates could buy one of those plots and put in a garbage incinerator company or something, just to mess with him.

    2. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sorry Hawaii, I'm just hoping the oceans rise and put the whole damn plot under water.

      captcha: irksome

    3. Re:"The highest bidder"? by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      In general, in Common Law, if you buy land that has known encumbrances, then you inherit the obligations that go with that encumbrance. I have land that has a water easement on it so people up the road can pump water from a creek nearby. Since that was attached to the land when I took possession, I'm obligated to allow the neighbors to continue to operate water lines. I can certainly try to buy them out or otherwise offer incentive for them to voluntarily vacate the easement, but if I go to a judge and demand he terminate the easement and kick my neighbors' water lines off my property, I'm going to be shown the door. Of course, I'm not a fucking dirtbag, so I accept certain limitations on my ownership that I voluntarily took on, and don't try to push people off with threats of legal action.

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    4. Re:"The highest bidder"? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      paparazzi who want legal access to Zuckerbergs land?

    5. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference here, is people are using that easement across your land. It sounds like these people don't even know they own the land in most cases. Also, the way most access easements are written, it's not just those property owners who can access those properties across Zuckepoo's property, but anyone who is trying to access those properties that are not his. Of course if he puts up a gate to prevent access for the general public, he would still have to provide access to those property owners.

    6. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Feyshtey · · Score: 2, Informative

      So because Zuckerberg either knowingly bought, or failed thru lack of due-diligence to learn before purchase, that this encumberence would be a factor, it's now the problem of those other land-owners to defend their right to own the land without legal pressures to sell from a man with enough resources to run them dry and into bankruptcy in court?

      These arent people that snaked their way onto this land. They are people with a historical and ancestral right to retain their ownership and access.

      This is nothing more than another loophole to exploit what is effectively a misappropriation of eminent domain by an entitled, self-righteous jackwagon who wants his own little fiefdom.

      It's one thing to keep offering more and more to purchase the land, or to proceed in court to provide zuckerpuke with records that outline all the stakeholders, or even to refuse to provide any specific care to the easements beyond the most basic capability to access internal plots. It's another to crusade with the weight of money, wealth, influence and court of law to force a sale.

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    7. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Feyshtey · · Score: 1

      Yup, I have land that has farming easements for the lands next to me. I knew it, and I accepted it. I think some of the farmers are absolute idiots, and they sometimes attempt to exploit me. But I knew what I was getting into , what my obligations were, and where those obligations cease. I have no more right to attempt to end those agreements now than Zuckerdick has here.

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    8. Re:"The highest bidder"? by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We have similar easements and accesses in my neck of the woods. One of the most contentious where I live is public access to lakes (I gather this is also an issue in Hawaii with access to beaches). Basically the law says that landowners are certainly allowed to own land up to the beach, but they cannot own the beach or any stretch of the water. There are some slight variances on this principle for self-contained bodies of water, like artificial lakes, but in general, you can own land adjacent to a lake or stream, but you don't own the lake or stream, or the immediate vicinity around it. Further, there are public access points to the beach, which often do cross peoples' property, but by law the property owners cannot impede peoples' access to the lake, nor can they attempt to block the access points. Further, if they build warfs or boat launches, well, they're doing so on public land, so while they may be free to locate those structures there, they can't prevent other people from using them.

      Every year property owners around various lakes in the area try to block access trails, make absurd threats against people enjoying what constitute public lands, and generally be fucking assholes. That they bought this land knowing full well that they are not lawfully empower to prevent access is irrelevant. They're big crybabies who want to assert defacto ownership over land and water that explicitly does not belong to them, and never will.

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    9. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Calydor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, this should backfire nicely.

      They should get together, offer Zuckerberg a bid of ONE PENNY for his 700 acres, and no one else should bid on them.

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    10. Re:"The highest bidder"? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      I live in town, I have two easements one on the roadside and one in the back for public access and utilities (aka alley in the back sidewalk in the front).

    11. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      you didn't read the article, did you?
      this is land that has been abandoned and nobody has been paying property taxes

    12. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pitchforks and torches?

      How else do you prepare the native delicacy roast pork aka lechon?

    13. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Feyshtey · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Actually, I did read the article. Did you? If yes, did you comprehend it?

      From the article :

      Zuckerberg's lawyer, Keoni Shultz of the firm Cades Schutte, in a statement to CNBC said, "It is common in Hawaii to have small parcels of land within the boundaries of a larger tract, and for the title to these smaller parcels to have become broken or clouded over time."

      "In some cases, co-owners may not even be aware of their interests," ...

      Start with the understanding that the declaration is from an atorney for Zuckpunk. And even given his obvious and perfectly legitimate bias he makes no claim that the statement is all inclusive. It is not a blanket assessment. It is not predetermined that all property owners have the same situations, knowledge of ownership, desire for ownership, or unpaid tax liabilities. It instead suggests that while a person with a shared ownership of a parcel might be fully vested in remaining an owner, other co-owners of that parcel might not know that they also have stake in the land.

      In fact the only place that the article even mentions taxes is in the case of a single partial owner of a particular parcel.

      One of that worker's great-grandchildren, Carlos Andrade, 72, lived on the property until recently, the paper said. But the retired university professor told the Star-Advertiser that he is helping Zuckerberg's case as a co-plaintiff in an effort to make sure the land is not surrendered to the county if no one in his extended clan steps up to take responsibility for paying property taxes on the plots.

      Care to amend your comments?

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    14. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep, in my town the city expanded the road in my backyard twice. The first time they got away without paying because it was an easement. The 2nd time they had to pay us to expand the easement.

    15. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word... helipad

    16. Re: "The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the UK in cases like this with no clerk ownership,and even with access rights,if you can keep a plot of land continously fenced for 7 years,a court will grant you full clear and clean title to the land and rights across it end.
      That's what my boss and I did in Kent in the 1980's,it took some doing,as the neighbouring farmer was a total arsehole and took no notice of court orders etc,but we won in the end,that plot,with outline planning permission for a house is now worth an awful lot of money.

    17. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Who else is going to bid for land that's surrounded entirely by someone else's land

      We could crowd-source, each have a small share of ownership and party on the land he wants!

    18. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wat

    19. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should get together, offer Zuckerberg a bid of ONE PENNY for his 700 acres, and no one else should bid on them.

      No, he wouldn't be forced to sell his 700 acres. Just everyone else.
      All they need to do is pair off. Each pair can agree to bid 100 billion dollars or so for the other person's land. Then, when they win, they can just trade parcels. (and trade back afterwards if they want.)

    20. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon, or another one of the FANGS

    21. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Straif · · Score: 1

      I don't know about Hawaii land sales but in most places the government loves to get their 2 cents worth of any transaction so unless they can pay the taxes on their $100 billion bids they would default and it would go back to either the next highest bidder or back up for a new auction.

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    22. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      You know, it is kind of funny, you are acting like you are making a point, when you are literally agreeing with MightyMartian. Do you have some kind of reading issue?

      MM: you are just pissed MS bypasses hosts files
      APK: MS bypasses hosts files, it is so horrible, and you are a dumbass.

      You just don't get it do you?

      PS: Adblock plus is way better.

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    23. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every year property owners around various lakes in the area try to block access trails, make absurd threats against people enjoying what constitute public lands, and generally be fucking assholes. That they bought this land knowing full well that they are not lawfully empower to prevent access is irrelevant. They're big crybabies who want to assert defacto ownership over land and water that explicitly does not belong to them, and never will.

      Don't be too hard on them. How many were from out-of-state, unfamiliar with the laws, and sold a property with a 'private beach'?

      Of course, ignorance is no excuse and all that, but I'm willing to bet some were just mislead rubes.

    24. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MightyMartian implies MS stops all hosts can block. Wrong. MS only stops windows update servers blocking in hosts. Adblock can't do a fraction of what hosts do and do for far less resource use.

    25. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw your username and decided to see your post history. You are a known troll and liar https://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10103335&cid=53698897/ Coren22.

    26. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coren22 is also a retarded aspergers mentalcase from what I saw searching his name on google also so you know.

    27. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      N i g g e r Monkeys like you can't read right Coren22 http://twicsy.com/u/Coren22

    28. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Interesting, so you can prove that you never said that APK? If you can't, then you are the liar in this situation for trying to say I made it up. Just like when you claim you have done more than me, without actually knowing anything about what I have done...funny how you lie there, but try and act like I am a horrible liar.

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    29. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see apk here. I do see you quoted saying apk said something in the link given you can't back up Coren22. You lied. Apk did show he said very differently over 11 years ago in a security guide he did.

    30. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure, as if it isn't APK saying that. Because all the ACs follow people around and stalk all their posts to point out their alleged "errors".

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    31. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get on back to da cracklab in deep ghetto yo coren22 http://twicsy.com/u/Coren22/

    32. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coren22 what I see here is you started up with apk and he's not even here. In other links posted you started with him again. If it is apk it looks like payback you had coming.

    33. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Funny APK, cause I am not the one stalking others and making racist comments and lying about everyone around me, you are.

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    34. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coren22 I don't see APK here. I do see you start trouble up with definitely APK here https://slashdot.org/comments.... and who you think is APK in this thread. I looked at your post history. Someone posting your photo isn't racist either. It's your picture!

    35. Re:"The highest bidder"? by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      1. The racism was in the comment, not the link to some random dude's picture
      2. It is not a picture of me, I am a white guy, half french, quarter Irish, quarter scottish.
      3. No one is fooled that some random AC is so concerned about APK getting thrashed that they will follow me around and post on all my comments. Only APK does this, and therefore, the above comment is APK outing himself as a racist.

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  4. Time for a state constitution change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alter the Hawaiian Constitution to strengthen the public's rights to access beaches. Currently there are laws on the books for this, but I would argue they aren't strong enough. Current example
    : If private homeowners are obstructing existing public rights-of-way to the shoreline, HRS S 115-9 provides a remedy and up to a $2000 penalty for that kind of situation.

    I wouldn't mind if the constitution were altered so that people descended from native Hawaiians were allowed to camp on any private property.

  5. Who to hate more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerfuck or the SJW retards equating land ownership with genocide.

    Capcha: comical

    1. Re:Who to hate more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right.

        It's not like the Nazis wanted all the Jews dead. They just wanted them to not be living in Germany any more.

    2. Re:Who to hate more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly they just wanted them to not impose a communist dictatorship on them, like they did in Russia, and like they tried to do in Germany, but failed.

      Americans interned the Japanese for less.

    3. Re: Who to hate more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anne Frank and her family were trying to impose a Communist dictatorship??

    4. Re:Who to hate more.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Are you high, dumb or willfully ignorant?

      Honest question.

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    5. Re:Who to hate more.. by dywolf · · Score: 1

      IKR?
      I mean, its not like we illegally overthrew a sovereign kingdom or anything.

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  6. May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline says by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 4, Informative

    From TFA, it seems like these are old titles, many of the people who inherited them have no idea they "own" these properties, and thus haven't been paying property taxes on them since 180something.

    I don't much care for The Zuck, but before taking off on the all too predictable partisan political tears, people should inform themselves on which Supreme Court justices ruled which way on the Kelo decision.

  7. WWJD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how the newly converted Zuckerberg expresses his Christian values.

    "Thou Shalt Not Covet"

    1. Re:WWJD by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Thou shalt not covenant thy Zuckerbergs land.

    2. Re: WWJD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said Christians had good values ?

      You need to read what they did and believed in history and the bible.

      Christians were not some super sample of kidneaa or good. The bible has a whole book (Philemon) where one Christian has another as a slave and the slave runs away. Paul then instead of helping the Slavs tells him Togo back. No criticism of the evil master just acceptance f slavery.

      Need I remind u that for 1800 years Diana accepted zlavery and condemned women to their own humiliation , and lower positions again because of bible teachings. The bible and Koran are not superior moral
      Guides they are both responsible for horrors not better xamples. Even Jesus never condemned sla wry, that's right he quotes Moses law which institutionalises slavery with violence and misery. Jesus love thy neighbour is a quote of Leviticus 18 and if u read a few lines more from
      The original u will find other horrors about slavery law.

      So when people are evil and they are xian they are only doing what the bible teAches. That's why xians did slabwry without preligiois problems for so long.

    3. Re: WWJD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Parkinson's?

  8. What is it about having money... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is it about having money that turns people into such assholes?

    I mean really, 700 acres? How can someone not find sufficient privacy for their family on 700 acres, even if it contains a few parcels he doesn't own?

    1. Re:What is it about having money... by RealGene · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What is it about having money that turns people into such assholes?

      Let the record show that Zuckerberg was an asshole long before he had money.

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    2. Re:What is it about having money... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      What is it about having money that turns people into such assholes?

      Let the record show that Zuckerberg was an asshole long before he had money.

      I don't think being an AH is strictly a prerequisite to getting rich, but it certainly seems to help.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:What is it about having money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't he also one of these "open borders" assholes who demands the public accept unlimited immigration? Of course, being the hypocrite that all of those people are, he isolates himself in the middle of a 700 acre retreat, far from the problems of the plebs.

    4. Re:What is it about having money... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It's not just money, it's also Hawaii. There's a stereotype of the flyover states as being full of people who want to kill you for even thinking about stepping foot on their property, but it's far more true in Hawaii. People like Zuck move to paradise on earth, then act surprised and frustrated that other people like the area as well.

    5. Re:What is it about having money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also let the record show that I don't have money but I'm also a asshole.

    6. Re: What is it about having money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah,but not beyond range of a half decent rifle shot..

    7. Re:What is it about having money... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      even if it contains a few parcels he doesn't own?

      That depends. Do you spend money buying land when the title of pockets of land is unclear?

      Maybe look into the details a bit and realise that no one is actually living on the land. Heck some of the people in the target of the suit are actually dead. It's not a privacy issue as no one has been on his land, and entirely a case of "I bought something, but there's a few little black marks no one can identify, aren't being taxed, and the government hasn't ownership of them, courts please clear the situation."

      There are millions of such cases every year from the rich to the downright poor (my grandma sued her local government as they claimed ownership of a tree on her land that was apparently under natural protection ... except she planted it). I got sued by my neighbour because HER retaining wall was in a bad shape and she insisted it was my retaining wall because of the position of the fence.

      Everyone's an asshole.

    8. Re:What is it about having money... by catmistake · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ironically, the bigger assholes here are Zuckerberg's attorneys, and they're being assholes to Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg doesn't need to sue anyone, nor does he need to track down the owners, nor does he need any fucking attorneys to acquire ownership of that land, and he doesn't even need to buy it.. All he needs to do is pay the back taxes on it, continue paying the taxes on it, and live there 20 years while improving the property, and ownership of the land passes to him via Hawaiian adverse possession laws.

      Mr. Zuckerberg, your attorneys are fucking you. I hope you can enjoy it as much as everyone else is.

    9. Re:What is it about having money... by Rastl · · Score: 2

      Ironically, the bigger assholes here are Zuckerberg's attorneys, and they're being assholes to Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg doesn't need to sue anyone, nor does he need to track down the owners, nor does he need any fucking attorneys to acquire ownership of that land, and he doesn't even need to buy it.. All he needs to do is pay the back taxes on it, continue paying the taxes on it, and live there 20 years while improving the property, and ownership of the land passes to him via Hawaiian adverse possession laws. [findlaw.com] Mr. Zuckerberg, your attorneys are fucking you. I hope you can enjoy it as much as everyone else is.

      So his attorneys are being assholes for doing due diligence and working to track down the lawful owners of property they may not even know they had. Then MZ is being an asshole for offering to purchase the land that probably is not livable and would put some money in their pockets. While I might add creating a clear deed to who does own it.

      Had he said and done nothing then most likely nothing would have happened. Instead they're working to let people know about their property then working through the legal system to get a resolution.

      How is this being an asshole?

    10. Re:What is it about having money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to people who knew Zuckerberg when he was young, he has always been an asshole.
      Perhaps you need to be an asshole to get rich?

    11. Re:What is it about having money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this being an asshole?

      His attorneys are assholes because they're doing a lot of expensive paid work when none is necessary, probably billing $1000/hour, advising for an expensive lawsuit, moving forward with an expensive lawsuit, which allowed for bad press to materialize, rather than simply informing their client about adverse possession laws in Hawaii. The title to the land will pass to whomever is occupying the land, improving the property, and paying the derelict property taxes, and subsequent property taxes for 20 years. Then the land title passes quietly to Zuckerberg for only the cost of the propery taxes, which no one else has been paying. No bad press or expensive attorneys fees or expensive lawsuit is necessary, only knowledge of Hawaiian adverse possession laws. I'd say that qualifies his attorneys as major assholes from the perspective of their client, whom they are not advising in the client's legal best interests, but in their own economic best interests. So they are assholes.

    12. Re:What is it about having money... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      How can someone not find sufficient privacy for their family on 700 acres, even if it contains a few parcels he doesn't own?

      700 acres is 30492000 sq.ft ; if arranged in a square that would be 5521 ft on an edge. If he build a house in the middle of that square, it would be about 2700ft from the property border to the building.

      Put 4 half-acre properties symmetrically on the site, with an access path to the property border. The closest point on land which other people can access is now 1951 ft from your house borders.

      If you have grounds to believe that someone may aim a gun at your house (even if it's a cantenna trying to sniff your WiFi), that 750ft difference isn't trivial.

      I'm not defending Zuckerberg here - just trying to clarify what his grounds for complaint might be. If the shapes aren't as symmetrical as I discuss, the loss of "privacy" could be much larger.

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    13. Re:What is it about having money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He owns the 700 acres that these parcels are part of. The people he is suing are not known to him. It is just a process he has to go through to identify all the people and try to get them to sell.

      There is already a guy that is using his claim to sit in Zuck's compound, and named with Zuck as a co-plaintiff.

  9. Summary makes no sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is he kicking people off their land, or is he suing people who aren't paying property tax, or who don't know they own a plot of land there?

    1. Re:Summary makes no sense by Straif · · Score: 1

      He made a standard court filing to identify the owners of the few parcels of land that are completely surrounded by his property so that they can choose whether they want to pay any back taxes and continue to own the land, sell to him (or someone else they choose) or officially abandon the land to the State. Apparently some of these half acre plots can have hundred of owners, most of whom have no idea they even own the property, so no one bothers to do anything with them.

      From the article it appears only one even had a resident, who left a few years back, and he's actually supporting Zuckerberg's filing so that all the owners can be properly identified and paid.

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  10. Weird title uncertainty by XXongo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although I'm not a Zuckerberg fan, the headline is a little misleading. Apparently for most of these parcels, the actual ownership is unclear-- the ownership is split sometimes among hundreds of descendants of the original owners, and in some cases it's not clear who owns it, or if they're even alive or if they're not, who the heirs are. This seems to be the only way to clear title to the land.

    1. Re:Weird title uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still theft, just legal theft.

    2. Re:Weird title uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're parroting the Zuckerberg legal team.

    3. Re:Weird title uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only legal way to clear the titles, and eventually claim ownership of what is currently somebody else's property is to sue them with an army of lawyers? The title may be somewhat misleading, but the intent and goal is spot on. Has he tried offering them money to purchase the land? He has not according to the article. By all appearances, his first step is to bury them in legal paperwork.

    4. Re:Weird title uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      headline is a little misleading

      The point of the title is to create rage. They learned it from The Weekly World News. (I used to have a subscription)

    5. Re:Weird title uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't read the actual article, just the shitty summary, but I have seen exactly what the GP describes happen in other countries.
      Buildings in the inner city would just sit there crumbling because the ownership had passed to people in other countries, who were unaware, or unwilling to sell, or because not all the owners would agree to sell.
      Meanwhile the neighbors had to contend with the house next door being a fire hazard, homeless people and drug users moving in, and just generally a house collapsing right next door without being able to do anything about it.
      I don't know if this is happening in this case, but these kinds of things do happen.

    6. Re:Weird title uncertainty by Orgasmatron · · Score: 2

      Actually it isn't unclear at all. The owners (usually dozens or hundreds of them) are joint owners in all regards except that they can't unilaterally decide to sell the parcel.

      What is unclear is how to divvy up the property taxes. Hawaii's property tax system is the second worst in the country, in terms of complexity. (Minnesota is still king, for totally different reasons.) But the software they use is perfectly capable of managing arbitrary numbers of co-owners per parcel.

      I'm pretty sure Hawaii switched entirely to Torrens because of this, so the problem at least is not getting any worse. In a deed system, ownership is attested by documents which aren't necessarily known to outside parties. In theory, under that system, someone could show up today with a 100 year old deed showing that the owner at the time sold it all privately before he died, which would invalidate the heir's claims and all subsequent sales. In Torrens, ownership is centrally recorded (at the county or whatever) and sales are done by instructing the recorder to update their ownership records.

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  11. If it was me... by JustNiz · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wish I owned an acre of land right in the middle of where he wants to build his house. I'd put a big barbed-wire fence around it, park the biggest, ugliest, smelliest old trailer I could find on it, demand continued access rights and refuse to sell at any money.

    1. Re:If it was me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mark has enough money to out-bribe ANY level of ass-hole-ish-ness that any other non-billionaire possesses. You'd keep it there instead of taking $10M? I highly doubt that.

    2. Re:If it was me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's Zuckerburg? Yeah, keep the $10M. I might start to buckle when you got into the $250M range.

    3. Re:If it was me... by wbr1 · · Score: 2

      "Clark, shitters full."

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    4. Re:If it was me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be sure to livestream it...

    5. Re:If it was me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you would be entirely within your rights to do that. If however you had been dead for a century or two, your descendants (if you had any) did not know they each owed 1/47 of your acre, they hadn't paid property taxes in a few generations, and no one knew who who the heck your descendants (and if there were any) then it is highly probable that your land has been long abandoned.

      This is the equivalent of the local government selling property at auction to pay back taxes. In Hawaii land with unclear or abandoned ownership can be taken through adverse possession or through quiet title. The purpose of quiet title is to have a court determine who owns the land. If an owner can be determined all they have to say is "yo - that's mine". They demonstrate they own the land through inheritance, sale, deed or anything other reasonable method of demonstrating ownership then there you go - they win. The state is not taking land from *anyone* who has a demonstrable claim to the land and is not making anyone sell land they don't want to sell. If no one comes forward and no ownership can be determined the local municipality takes the land, sells it to the highest bidder, and pays the back taxes. While every municipality, county, state, or region does this the same way many do. To be clear - part of this process involves attempting to contact anyone who could be an owner of the land, taking out adds in the local paper, and then filing a suit to take possession. In Hawaii it appears this is generally done when the prospective buyer initiates the process.

      I'm all for hating billionaires but shouldn't we wait for them to *actually* do something wrong before be burn them in effigy? Lord knows it won't take too long.

      (I get JustNiz was probably just being humorous. My frustration is that there are more irrational responses here than rational ones)

    6. Re:If it was me... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      and refuse to sell at any money.

      Yeah. In reality you'd cave at the first offer.

    7. Re:If it was me... by houghi · · Score: 1

      Hence the lawsuit that you are FORCED to sell the land to the highest bidder. 1USD is bid. Any other takers? No? Sold.

      Oh, you want to be smart and bid 1.000.000 yourself via somebody else? Fine. You have to come up with that money first. Oh, you don't have that money? (Remember that you will not just get that 1.000.000 There will be things added on top of that) Sorry, your offer was not only not valid, but an illegal scheme to inflate the price. So others may now re-enter their bid.

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    8. Re:If it was me... by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Not asshole enough. A true master asshole would plant a gigantic car-dealership-sized US flag there. Then whatever legal maneuver he tries, they go on Fox News and complain about how unpatriotic Zuck is.

    9. Re:If it was me... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      No, I really wouldn't. Probably because I'm not American so don't always think of everything just in terms of money.

    10. Re:If it was me... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      so don't always think of everything just in terms of money

      Or so you claim. Actually it sounds like you think of things in terms of asshattery, and being a bitch of a neighbour. That makes you more American than you know.

  12. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're not reading TFA correctly, because if they have " no idea " they own them then obviously they aren't crossing his property to visit property they don't care about.

  13. haole e hele i ka hale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuck should get what Captain Cook got.

    1. Re:haole e hele i ka hale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His own rum!

    2. Re: haole e hele i ka hale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuck should get what Captain Cook got.

      He gets to claim the entire Hawaiian islands?

      What?

    3. Re: haole e hele i ka hale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh.

      "[...] Besides, didn't you ever want to be in a First Contact situation?"
      "To tell you the truth, no. There are too many opportunities for mistake, and possibly for dying horribly. Remember Captain Cook."
      "Cook?"
      "HMS Resolution, Hawaii, Earth? Killed by the natives."
      "Oh, him. That wasn't a first contact, that was second."

        -- Alastair Mayer, in The Chara Talisman

  14. Native people are native? Shocking! by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Informative

    Who knew that Hawaiians were just another kind of Native Americans?

    Apparently everyone but the author. What a moron.

    1. Re:Native people are native? Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really Moron?
      it is the difference between Polynesian Natives and someone just born there in the 1800 to non Natives.

    2. Re:Native people are native? Shocking! by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      Native Hawaiians aren't Native Americans. The latter are people indigenous to the Americas (north, central, or south), i.e., the continental land mass. Hawaii isn't even on the same tectonic plate.

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    3. Re:Native people are native? Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Did you read it? The owners are about 300 portuguese (from Portugal, europe) descendants.

    4. Re:Native people are native? Shocking! by bluegutang · · Score: 2

      Native Hawaiians are Polynesians, not natives of North/South America.

      No connection except that they are both "brown".

    5. Re:Native people are native? Shocking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, Captain Obvious!

      Talk about WOOSH.

  15. Editorial Summary is Terrible by chispito · · Score: 5, Informative

    People have been saying it for years, but I really feel like this place isn't what it used to be. Here we have a terrible, click-baity headline followed by a terrible, lazily editorialized summary, none of which is "News for Nerds" or "Stuff that Matters."

    Really, does this impact us in some way that I'm not seeing? At least with stories about Steve Jobs's megayacht, there was a cool megayacht to be interested in.

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    1. Re:Editorial Summary is Terrible by Notabadguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Relax - it's BeauHD, who is the absolute shitposter of Slashdot.

      It helps if you scroll through the editors, and pick and choose what to read. Assume that anything where BeauHD was the editor is going to be a cobbled together, misleading, politicized shitpost.

    2. Re: Editorial Summary is Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up! This is TMZ for Nerds now!

    3. Re:Editorial Summary is Terrible by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      That yacht is a damn fugly thing, though.

    4. Re:Editorial Summary is Terrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my subjective opinion, it improved slightly with the last acquisition. However, I suspect revenue went down because it returned to encouraging really negative discussion pretty quickly. I have given up logging in any more simply because I don't want my name associated with this site. I'm not entirely sure why I return every once in a while. I suppose for nostalgic reasons.

      IMHO, the change is deliberate. Slashdot is a place for people to get upset and shout each other down on vaguely tech related subjects. Even the editors clearly love pushing people's hot buttons to get the discussion rolling. Honestly, that's fine because some people really enjoy that kind of thing. Clearly someone thinks they can make money from it. The bulk of the people who made up Slashdot in the old times have left years ago and only wander back from time to time, like me, for nostalgic reasons. Those interested in more nuanced and cultured discussion are having it elsewhere.

    5. Re:Editorial Summary is Terrible by pellik · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's that there aren't a lot of low UID posters around, because I still seem to see names I recognize fairly often. However, I suspect that slashdot has changed the way it weights giving out mod points, possibly to try and remove biases. It used to seem like I had mod points pretty much all of the time and now it's maybe just a couple of times a year. Regardless of whether low UID posters are gone or mod point changes have taken place, the problem seems to be that shitposters aren't modded down anymore and there's no ability to guide the conversation away from political bullshit.

  16. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

    If the properties are vacant and property taxes in arrears, then the county is likely within its power to seize the plots, and sell them to cover the costs. Then Zuckerberg has the opportunity to purchase those plots of land. Mind you, it sounds like maybe that scenario doesn't cover all the plots of land.

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  17. If I owned one of those plots.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..I'd tell him I wanted 51% of Facebook. Then I'd shut it down. I'd be lauded as a Hero all over the world. xD

    1. Re:If I owned one of those plots.. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I would assume that for this to have any meaning, the owners can't set any sort of minimum beyond what the assessed value of the property is. Otherwise you could say you will sell for a trillon dollars and call it a day when he can't pay the asking price.

    2. Re: If I owned one of those plots.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole concept of ownership is based on the idea you can tell the fucktard offering you any amount that you won't sell to him for any amount and he can fuck right off. You then continue to own it.

      Eminent Domain is an exception. If Fuckerberg wants to donate the land to be a public park, perhaps he could claim eminent domain. Otherwise, sorry, bud.

  18. The editors should have fixed the summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't have high expectations for the quality of the content on Slashdot, but this summary is particularly bad.

    Regardless of what your stance is on this matter, the fact remains that the summary is highly biased and editorialized, to the point of the entire submission being rubbish.

    Crap like

    Apparently, owning 700 acres of land in Hawaii isn't enough

    and

    but seemingly Mr. Zuckerberg can not tolerate their presence so close to his private little slice of paradise

    and

    will finally have his slice of Hawaii's beaches and tropical lands without having to deal with the pesky presence of neighbors who were on his land before he owned it

    and especially

    Who knew that Hawaiians were just another kind of Native Americans?

    should have all been removed, and doing so would have made the submission far more informative and objective.

    The "Who knew ... just another kind of Native Americans?" junk is particularly stupid. The people called "Native Americans" today are just the descendants (ignoring how many of them are also descended from Europeans, sometimes proportionally more so than from non-Europeans) of the most recent waves of migration to the Americas from Eurasia. It's rarely mentioned how these later waves likely destroyed previous cultures in the Americas, such as the Clovis people, because that wouldn't fit with the leftist narrative of today's "Native Americans" being perpetual victims.

    The editors should have seriously reworked this submission's summary. Perhaps it would have been better just to throw it out completely, it's so inherently bad.

    This summary and all of its obvious bias just makes those against Zuckerberg's actions look like kooks and extremists.

    1. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Quite right. Exaggerating one's facts, even when in the right, is a common mistake when presenting one's case.

      It lends credence to the deniers, who can denounce everything you present in your argument if you stretch one or two facts.

      It is the polar opposite of fortuitous that this strategy is regularly employed in important debates like global warming and minimum wage.

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    2. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      It's rarely mentioned how these later waves likely destroyed previous cultures in the Americas, such as the Clovis people

      So you're saying that today's Native Americans are carrying a "red guilt"?

    3. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      The "Who knew ... just another kind of Native Americans?" junk is particularly stupid. The people called "Native Americans" today are just the descendants (ignoring how many of them are also descended from Europeans, sometimes proportionally more so than from non-Europeans) of the most recent waves of migration to the Americas from Eurasia [wikipedia.org]. It's rarely mentioned how these later waves likely destroyed previous cultures in the Americas, such as the Clovis people [wikipedia.org],

      Clovis and Folsum were "cultures," not races of people. There is precisely zero evidence that anybody "wiped out" the Clovis culture.

      because that wouldn't fit with the leftist narrative of today's "Native Americans" being perpetual victims.

      Heeeeere we go. A typing toolshed. Cool.

    4. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by erapert · · Score: 1

      ...even when in the right...

      That's precisely the question under consideration though, isn't it?

    5. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      That's precisely always the question under consideration when we're weighing the ephemeral merits of a values system indoctrinated in us by our genetic predecessors and shaped by the happenstance of our environs.

      Nonetheless, you wouldn't allow the brainwashing you withstood, at the hands of Disney (when the evil hunters killed Bambi's mum) to stand in the way of feeding your children. If you had to.

      So it seems, good and bad are fungible.

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    6. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, if you go through the history of the Americas, you find a lot of records of one group pushing out another, as well as some pretty good evidence that groups did indeed get wiped out. (Proving it tends to require there be written records.) Pushing out native peoples is not a European invention; until modern times it and weather were the driving forces behind all human migrations, and it still drives a lot of migration to this day.

    7. Re: The editors should have fixed the summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Charles Manson didn't invent the idea of murdering. Since so many people conspired to murder before him, it's all moot and he should be freed.

    8. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's rarely mentioned how these later waves likely destroyed previous cultures in the Americas, such as the Clovis people, because that wouldn't fit with the leftist narrative of today's "Native Americans" being perpetual victims.

      Who says they are? It's "rarely mentioned" because we know next to nothing about what really happened. All that Wikipedia has to offer is that a "decline in the availability of megafauna, combined with an overall increase in a less mobile population, led to local differentiation of lithic and cultural traditions across the Americas". What you call destruction of cultures (with no evidence) might just be peaceful cultural evolution. Anyway I don't see how it makes the much more recent genocide by European colonists, whose descendants are still a privileged group, any better.

    9. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Pushing out native peoples is not a European invention;

      You're missing a critical point, dickhead: That still makes it wrong

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    10. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuckerberg built a wall that ruined the view for many islanders. Zuckerberg bought nearby homes then demolished them to ensure no one could live near him. So what is he hiding?

    11. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      Pushing out native peoples is not a European invention;

      You're missing a critical point, dickhead: That still makes it wrong

      No, I'm not missing it, I merely was presuming that the readers' IQs were sufficiently high that explicitly stating the obvious would be an insult to their intelligence. It doesn't need to be a European invention to be wrong, and the person I was replying to was denying that it happened in the Americas...which I suppose I ought to explicitly note is wrong--oh, and inherently racist, not for the least because some of the evidence we've got we have because the Natives themselves told us.

    12. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I'm not disagreeing with anything you said... People do get "pushed out". But evaluating cultural shifts (changes in the way groups of people do things) doesn't imply anyone being pushed out or not, and this is the case with Clovis and Folsom. Another good example is Rome an Greece.

    13. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      No, the person you were replying to was saying there was no evidence that it happened in the instance cited by the person HE was replying to, which is 100% right (in fact, genetically speaking, it appears the Clovis "won" any kind of struggle that may have happened, even if their culture changed or ended)

      So you can jam your assertion of my racism and incorrectness right up your ass.

    14. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    15. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

      You are aware that there's thousands of years between the Clovis culture disappearing and Columbus landing? Not only that, but the major thread that seems to be used to claim that the sites belong to a common culture is a technological signature, which... Well, I don't think that particular thing got thought through that well. (Hint: Look at how tech spreads between cultures now...and there's nothing new here.)

      You do realize that tribes did in fact compete over territory, right? The rules and taboos weren't necessarily the same as the ones in Europe--population tended to be a lot more valuable so you had things like (forcible) adoptions and wife-stealing with genocides being rare,* but it doesn't really matter what precisely happened if nobody in the area is able to continue the ethnic group.

      Sometimes tribes even had internal fights--for example, the Hawaiian people became a unified state (not merely a shared culture) because Kamehameha the Great decided "Fuck this shit" and proceeded to kick ass until they were pretty much completely united. (Europeans were involved, but Kamehameha the Great was the guy in charge, and he very likely did it in part because he realized that a united people would be better able to survive as a people.)

      * There's a few sites that damn well look like somebody committed genocide but the only way any Europeans were involved would require time travel.

    16. Re:The editors should have fixed the summary. by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      I merely was presuming that the readers' IQs were sufficiently high that explicitly stating the obvious would be an insult to their intelligence.

      I call bullshit. It is a definite example of a tu quoque fallacy, and that is almost always used to downplay whatever the fallacy user is comparing against; which is what you were doing. Your backpedalling makes you sound like not just a bigot, but a coward as well.

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  19. Interesting capitalization by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

    Referring to Zuckerberg as "Him" makes the title of the article sound like he's being deified.

  20. Messing with Madame Pele by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Zuckerfuck is playing with fire... Literally fire and lava..

    1. Re:Messing with Madame Pele by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      Nah, the volcanoes on Kauai are quite extinct.

  21. Someone got *paid* by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    One of that worker's great-grandchildren, Carlos Andrade, 72, lived on the property until recently, the paper said. But the retired university professor told the Star-Advertiser that he is helping Zuckerberg's case as a co-plaintiff in an effort to make sure the land is not surrendered to the county if no one in his extended clan steps up to take responsibility for paying property taxes on the plots."

    Someone got paid to betray his kin and I bet it was big enough to matter.

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    1. Re:Someone got *paid* by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      What it doesn't say is if he let go of his claim on the land or not. He probably just wants it all to himself.

  22. 700 acres??? by FudRucker · · Score: 2

    sheesh! what is zuckerburg trying to do? start his own country? even if i was a billionaire i would not want more than maybe 1 square mile, heck i could find plenty of privacy in 20 acres of back wood land in rural montana or wyoming, build a nice warm mansion that looks like a GIANT log cabin in where it cant be seen from the nearby roads, and put up a chainlink fence around it topped with razor wire, and motion detectors & security cams

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    1. Re:700 acres??? by avandesande · · Score: 1

      A square mile is 640 acres. Does that extra 60 bother you a lot ;-)

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    2. Re:700 acres??? by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      1 square mile actually is almost 700 acres (640 to be exact). 20 acres is actually a pretty small tract for viewshed protection, unless you're in a forest. Heck, the Walmart in Albany, NY is 12 acres, and that doesn't include the parking lot.

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    3. Re:700 acres??? by FudRucker · · Score: 5, Funny

      "640 acres should be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates

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    4. Re:700 acres??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhhh, 700 acres is just about 1 square mile. 1m^2 = 640 acres

    5. Re: 700 acres??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zuck can afford a memory manager to squeeze out the extra 60 acres. Or cram a BIOS extention into that extra bit of the memory map, I suppose. Or load a mouse driver high into it...

    6. Re:700 acres??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "640 acres should be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates

      Yes, for a house without windows!

    7. Re:700 acres??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go ahead and nominate this for best 2017 Bill Gates "should be enough" joke. Have a cigar my friend.

    8. Re:700 acres??? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      He has a long way to go if he wants to catch up with Ted Turner.

      One of Turner's New Mexico ranches (which actually extends into Colorado) is over half a million acres. He has three orders of magnitude on the Zuckster right there.

      And even Turner is apparently second to John Malone (the communications and entertainment magnate) for individual land ownership in the US. Malone owns the equivalent of three Rhode Islands, or about 43% of Wales.

      Of course, land isn't fungible. Owning 290K acres in New Mexico, or even 1.2M acres in Maine, may mean a lot less to most other folks than 700 acres of prime Kauai real estate. For one thing, there's 63 times as much Maine as there is Kauai; for another, Kauai's population density is more than twice Maine's. Also apparently the swimming is better off Kauai, though I can't vouch for that myself.

  23. Let's deal by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Hawaiians let us build our Thirty Meter Telescope, we will agree to cement Mark Zuckerberg into the foundation thereof.

    1. Re: Let's deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Can't we just skip the whole build a telescope part?

    2. Re:Let's deal by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Typical. We get two things we want and screw the natives over.

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    3. Re:Let's deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the American Way.

  24. There will be a summit meeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between Zuck, Larry Ellison, Bill Gates and Paul Allen.

    The topic will be the potential and risks of AI and IoT for human lifestyles, health and employment? No... Hawaii property laws.

  25. Fake news, these natives are thieves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that refuse to pay their taxes. Anywhere in this country if you steal from your local government, you will lose your land. You are not allowed to own land. You are only renting it, and Zuck recognizes the truth because he is smart. These people need to lose their land and be put in prison for stealing.

    1. Re:Fake news, these natives are thieves... by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Not so much refuse to pay as aren't aware they owe taxes on properties they weren't aware they owned.

  26. (((Zuckerberg))) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a coincidence!

  27. Steal from the government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lose your property. This is a nonstory.

  28. Zuckerberg Sues Hundreds of Hawaiians . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it is Zuckerberg - what did you expect?

  29. Ummm. story is shite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate 'ole zuckie as much as the next guy, but he's not suing to force a sale, he's suing the clear the title of the properties (i.e. determine exactly who the fuck owns the damn things). He may take shitty action after that, but this is a quite reasonable action to take.

    Imagine if you were legally required to provide access to your property to others (such as the case here), but no one could tell you exactly who those people were.

  30. Re: Property taxes by presidenteloco · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just as a matter of principle, shouldn't the newer Hawaiian immigrants be paying property taxes to the indigenous (or longer-term Polynesian-descendant) Hawaiians for the appropriation of their land? (Including rather a lot of back taxes in arrears.) ...and not the other way round?

    The Justice System (e.g. land title lawsuit judgements etc) has a funny way of working out well for those in de-facto power, doesn't it?

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  31. It is clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It is clear that Suckerbern doesn't own it

  32. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    It is not the number that is bad, if he sued a single person to force them off of their ancestral land, then their is no punishment too hefty for him.

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  33. There's not enough "Stuff for Nerds" by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    most of the really cool stuff that exists at the level a /.tter can understand has come and gone. So we get crap like this to fill space. This isn't the 90s anymore when cool tech was coming non-stop or the 2000s when you could just run tech layoff articles nonstop...

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  34. No culture by theuhstuf · · Score: 0

    Why can't he buy a place more fitting to his personality, with no culture or significance.

    1. Re: No culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure he has some culture. Without certain cultures, your body simply cannot digest food.

  35. Re: Property taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't the immigrants forcing something on the indigenous people.
    All US citizens of voting age in Hawaii have a voice in how taxes are levied and spent.

  36. They've known for a while now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Who knew that Hawaiians were just another kind of Native Americans?

    Hawaiians. Hawaiians have known they're treated like Native Americans for quite a while.

  37. Hoping he reads this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an overbearing, spoiled little brat... F.O.

  38. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by PPH · · Score: 1, Informative

    the county is likely within its power to seize the plots

    I don't know how Hawaiian law works. But in my state (WA), unclaimed property is protected forever. Counties (and other parties) might be able to file a lien for fees, taxes and other obligations owed. But I don't think they can just 'take it away'.

    and sell them to cover the costs

    What costs? For unimproved land with no services, the cost to the county is zero. Even then, once the property owner is identified, they have the right (at least in my state) to make good on back taxes and fees.

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  39. New Easment Law for Greedy People by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    The easement shall be a tunnel 100 feet underground. It will have 2 elevators on each end to take them to the tunnel and back up. The land above the easement shall remain untouched and undisturbed. Any violation of the land above the tunnel will revoke the land ownership of the person who tried to create the easement.

  40. Fucking Scumbag by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Zuckerberg is a scumbag. That is all.

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  41. Ownership split between 300 heirs by raymorris · · Score: 2

    As someone else said, Zuck's always been an asshole, long before he had money. In this case, the headline is utter bull, Zuck's doing something else assholish today, but the legal proceeding isn't what the headline claims.

    As the article says, there are four half-acre parcels, owned by more than 300 descendants of the people who lived there 150 years ago. That is, each little parcel has about 80 owners, several of unknown whereabouts.

    There's no chance anybody is going to track down all 300 descendants and get them to all agree on *anything* - selling or anything else. So the land sits there, of no use to anyone. The legal filing allows Zuck to pay the 300+ descendants for land they probably didn't know they had any ownership interest in, and weren't making any use of.

    Why does it matter to him? It doesn't matter much, but consider if you owned a big house, but someone else owned the medicine cabinet in the bathroom, and had the right to come in to the house to get to their medicine cabinet. That of course affects resale value, and it's just weird.

    1. Re: Ownership split between 300 heirs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it affects resale value, it was part of the value of the property when he bought it. Thus he has suffered no loss. It sounds like possibly he has consolidated a lot of land to make up his 700 acre hoard of land. Perhaps he's joined up a lot of pieces and now wants the last bit. Perhaps instead he should pound some sand.

    2. Re: Ownership split between 300 heirs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Here in the UK,people have been forced to demolish new built houses because they built them on land that had ancient rights of way across them.
      One that i knew of,if you knocked at their front or back door,at any time of day or night,they HAD. to let you pass through the house !!
      House and plot were sold,new owner demolished house and got proper permission for new house 30 yards away and re-instated track and stiles,everybody happy apart from arrogant greedy bastard who built first house who sold at a loss..

    3. Re:Ownership split between 300 heirs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No mod points, so I'll just say, "Thank you." The title and summary are just horribly deceptive. Sure it might be "factually true", but it makes it sound like those people have been living there for generations. Instead, they don't even know they own this land. People writing and posting these lies should be ashamed and publicly humiliated.

  42. Growth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facebook could possibly be viewed by future generations as more of a cancerous growth on society than a revolutionary technological leap in communication. In some ways it has advantages. In many, many ways it just seems to turning society into a giant amoeba.

    1. Re:Growth by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I don't really think we have to wait that long, there's already a sizable portion of the population that considers FB nothing less than the worst transgression of privacy since the fall of the iron curtain.

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  43. Zucksquash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A liberal bleeding heart whose heart bleed only for his own sake and to hell with anyone that might get in his way. Zuckterd, a boy with no clue how to act like an adult thinking money makes him so.

    1. Re:Zucksquash by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      He does behave a lot like a little kid who got a credit card without a limit for his birthday, doesn't he?

      But that's pretty much what happens with people who never had to earn money.

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  44. Bullshit summary and article by Macdude · · Score: 4, Informative

    The lawsuit(s) being filed are to determine ownership of the parcels of land. Not to force the sale of the land.

    Zuckerberg is suing to find out who owns the land so that he can negotiate to purchase the land from them. Right now he can't purchase the land because no one knows who owns it.

    He is not suing to force the sale, he is suing to make the sale possible.

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    1. Re:Bullshit summary and article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's doing both. Crucially he's only trying to identify the owners so he can force them to vacate.

    2. Re:Bullshit summary and article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are correct but he is still a cunt.

  45. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    I don't much care for The Zuck, but before taking off on the all too predictable partisan political tears

    I know the GOP lately doesn't seem to stand for anything but billionaires, but I don't think zuckerberg quite qualifies as a "partisan" issue yet...

  46. Jewish Surnames by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's please not. The reason his last name means "sugar mountain" in German is because in the late 18th Century the various Germanic empires forced all Jews to have surnames, instead of being known as (e.g.) Yeshua ben Youssef -- a patronym, not a surname. If your family was on bad terms with the local magistrate then you might have had a surname that was actually insulting rather than merely ridiculous. So unless you're interested in reviving a particularly vile brand of antisemitism, please let's not give this man an insulting surname, even if you think he deserves shame and ridicule.

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    1. Re:Jewish Surnames by ghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So does being Jewish give you a pass for being an A*hole? Finally I understand Israeli behaviour.

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    2. Re:Jewish Surnames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being Jewish gives you a pass on nothing. It means you've already had your family name changed to something stupid.

    3. Re:Jewish Surnames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      that's interesting. But giving comic surnames to zuckerberg because he's being an asshole is not antisemetic, regardless of how his name came about

    4. Re:Jewish Surnames by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      ... the various Germanic empires ...

      During the 18th century there was only one German empire.

    5. Re:Jewish Surnames by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Let's please not. The reason his last name means "sugar mountain" in German is because in the late 18th Century the various Germanic empires forced all Jews to have surnames, instead of being known as (e.g.) Yeshua ben Youssef -- a patronym, not a surname. If your family was on bad terms with the local magistrate then you might have had a surname that was actually insulting rather than merely ridiculous. So unless you're interested in reviving a particularly vile brand of antisemitism, please let's not give this man an insulting surname, even if you think he deserves shame and ridicule.

      There was nothing specifically antisemitic about these name changes. Efforts like these were a general trend during the enlightenment. All kinds of minorities and even entire nations were forced to change their age old naming conventions. This happened in large parts of Scandinavia for example where people were forced to abandon a traditional naming convention so old that it predated written history and replace them with the continental first/last name tradition. Various governments also tried to systematically exterminate minority languages and cultures such as Slavic languages in Germany, and Celtic languages in France, the UK and Ireland. The same happened to Native Americans in the US where the government even resorted to forcibly removing native children from their families, raising them in boarding schools and subjecting them to brutal discipline if they spoke their own language.

    6. Re:Jewish Surnames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So does being Jewish give you a pass for being an A*hole? Finally I understand Israeli behaviour.

      Special status of Jews resulting from genocide doesn't apply to everyone else. Everyone else is either savages or godless commies.

    7. Re:Jewish Surnames by fedos · · Score: 2

      So just because he and/or his ancestors is/were Jewish, we can't insult him for being a piece of shit? Can we still call you a fucking idiot?

    8. Re:Jewish Surnames by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      You may do both of those things. Giving him a derogatory surname has been done already though. I do appreciate your spirited defense of the right to be an asshole, but I am not sure that your efforts are well spent.

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  47. They need him in Israel by Thrustworthy · · Score: 1

    Just think, he could solve the Palestinian problem

  48. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that sued person's ancestors... forced somebody else off their ancestral land to get it.

    Probably with bows, swords, or firearms.

    There is no baseline population holding the "natural property rights" or being the "natural rightful owners".

  49. Zuck The Jew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why Zuck now calls himself a Jew.

    Ha hahaha

    1. Re:Zuck The Jew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he is a Jew, Zuckerberg should buy some 700 hectares at Germany. Just for the sake of retribution.
      In a serious note, it's time to tell my friends to boycott Facebook for a week or two, Hawaiians don't deserve this.

    2. Re:Zuck The Jew by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      He's a bit late, 80 years ago they would not only have given him a bit of land but also a decent job and protected him day and night.

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  50. fingers crossed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another court case I hope he loses..
    Fuckadog is high on my list of folk deserving of an injection of metal at high speed to the head..

  51. Protected forever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google "Washington state real estate tax auction" and you'll see that after 3 years of unpaid taxes, the property is sold and gets a brand new owner.

    1. Re:Protected forever? by PPH · · Score: 1

      The county has to serve notice to the owner plus any existing lien holder before putting the property up for auction. RCW 84.64.050.

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  52. We've seen this before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the plot of at least two dozen 80s and 90s "teen" movies?

    1. Re:We've seen this before by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      It's the plot of about a dozen A-Team episodes. Usually the asshole gets his ass handed in the end.

      Why can't life follow TV a bit more?

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  53. this is God's will by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    Clearly Zuckerberg has more right to this land that the native Hawaiians whose family have had rights to it for generations. After all, Zuckerberg is a Jew and in the book that the Jews wrote it clearly says that God will always side with the Jews over all others no matter what. This is called "The Covenant". Jews have a long history of taking the land that they want from other people who it belongs to. Not just the Palestine settlements where they kill the Palestinians who are living there and then "settle" the land, but even Israel itself back millennium ago when they murdered the Canaanites to take their land because "God gave it to the Jews" . Apparently this is how God works, he gives Jews something but he expects them to kill others including women and children to actually enforce his will.

    Those Hawaiians better not piss of God by not letting a Jew have his way.

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    1. Re:this is God's will by ghoul · · Score: 1

      lol +1

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    2. Re:this is God's will by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I see your god and raise you a Pele. Let's see whose has more power come next eruption.

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  54. Philanthropist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is philanthropist already a dirty word or is Zuckerberg turning it into one?

  55. Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking whites taking over land again. Just cause he's rich doesn't mean he's bulletproof

  56. Greetings from the Gaza strip, fellow opressed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Who knew that Hawaiians were just another kind of Native Americans?

    No, those Hawaiians natives are another kind of palestinians, because Zuckerberg is just another jew. Jews consider themselves the self-chosen nation and think YHWH, the vengence-god gave all the lands of this world. That's the racist ideology called "zionism" which the UN condemned in plenum. Regrettably USA is the lapdog of militant zionism.

  57. Not paying taxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep seeing that these parcels of land 'haven't had their taxes paid in years'.

    Question coming to mind initially is: if they haven't paid their taxes and this somehow results in forfeiture of possession of the land, how does this equate to cuckerberg having any right to purchase it?

    Reminding also that the other thing being stated is that at least some of these parcels were inherited 200+ years ago.

    So if the narrative that is being pushed is even remotely true than I would expect the state of Hawaii to step in first and confiscate the land (because of the alleged back taxes not being paid), then 'maybe' the state can sell it.

    1. Re:Not paying taxes? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Not paying tax for years makes you forfeit your land?

      Dibs on the Trump Tower!

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  58. Yep. by matt007 · · Score: 0

    Typical Jew...

  59. Rely on the army by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    They have a lot of experience nuking tropical paradises, why not put their knowledge to good use finally? There's only one owner and if you time it just right, he'll be gone with the wind after the test...

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  60. what a putz! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a special place in hell for people like Mark Zuckerberg and Vinod Khosla.

  61. Perhaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps mr Zuckerberg will learn what it is when a small group people have indiscriminate access to ones properties.

  62. Dear Mark Zuckerberg by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    Please go fuck yourself you spoiled little bitch....

  63. It's bitztream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating Slashdot troll!

  64. Cuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  65. Hey everyone! Water = wet! by paiute · · Score: 1

    Yes, we desperately needed a refresher on what an ass this guy is.

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  66. Hell's Angels did that for Willie Nelson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the IRS stole all of Willie Nelson's property to sell at auction, the Hell's Angels swarmed the landscape impelling road blockage for a select few of the chosen people to arrive with bags of pennies to buy back all of Willie's life estate for him.

    Dahhhhh!

  67. Not surprised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerberg is a Progressive. Progressives don't give two shits about rule of law, property rights, or castes below themselves - unless they agree to be dictated on how to live their lives.

  68. Kingdom of Hawaii wasnt suborned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    U.S. Navy only tampered the Queendom of Hawaii to force all conceived children in the concurrent jurisdiction to birth into the FED's stillborn birth-certificate trust indenture future intrest collateral wagering scheme known as Social Security by the American Banknote Company through the Depository and Trust Company exported to a FRCP 44.1 foreign country (forein to United States and States of America too) Jekyll Island company as the Federal Reserve System (has a governor like does a state).

  69. Morale of the story, 99% of slashdotters are illit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean c'mon, how many of you people even RTFA or took 5 seconds to understand what it was about?

    The automatic go to if "rich people suck" is boring.

  70. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by Straif · · Score: 1

    From the article, this is exactly why this process is used,. By filing they have to notify the owners (most of whom have no idea they own anything) and then they get a chance to settle up (if in arrears) and sell before the government just seizes the land and auctions it off.

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  71. Re:May not be as bad as the clickbaity headline sa by Straif · · Score: 1

    He followed standard Hawaiian procedure for identifying land owners of essentially abandoned properties. The suit requires the owners to be identified and served before any actions are taken and if they choose to they can simply ensure all property taxes are up to date (or make arrangements) and then continue using/not using the land as they desire.

    Zuckerberg isn't forcing anyone off their land; most of the owners don't even know it exists but after this they will and can possibly make a few dollar off of it.

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  72. Do your homework by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If one were to read background info on this, they would discover this is how you have to go forward to identify owners of these types of parcels. It is normal practice to sue to find out the individuals who have rights to the land. Many of the individuals don't know they could possibly have a right to the land. It doesn't force the owners to sell, but it does force the courts to go through the process and identify who may have legals rights to the land. In many cases since it is split evenly between ALL survivors, you could have over 100 individuals all with equal shares and rights to the the parcel.

  73. Expropriate the crook instead. by pabloesgalhardo · · Score: 1

    A crook who created something as crappy as fb can only be a mean person. I say expel the crook from Hawaii and expropriate whatever he bought there.

  74. Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Zuckerberg is being as big an asshole as this article claims, why hasn't the story been picked up by national news services? They would love a story like this. It would top several days of news cycles.

    It doesn't pass the sniff test.

  75. Just another stupid white man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Who knew ... just another kind of Native Americans?" junk is particularly stupid. The people called "Native Americans" today are just the descendants (ignoring how many of them are also descended from Europeans, sometimes proportionally more so than from non-Europeans) of the most recent waves of migration to the Americas from Eurasia [wikipedia.org]. It's rarely mentioned how these later waves likely destroyed previous cultures in the Americas, such as the Clovis people [wikipedia.org], because that wouldn't fit with the leftist narrative of today's "Native Americans" being perpetual victims.

    I have only one thing to say...
    Fuck you right up your white ass. It must be nice to be white and feel you have entitlement to whatever you put your eyes on. If you can't buy it or steal it you take it by force.

    The most recent migration was Europe dumping it thugs, thieves, and whores onto our shores now we have the Sons and Daughters of these low lifes such as yourself still taking whatever they feel they are entitled to.

    We have a word just for you Unaga Soque
    Translation: White Pig.

    Native America
    Fighting terrorism (and assholes like yourself) since 1492

  76. How's life in the hypocrite lane?