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Laptop Ban on Planes Came After Plot To Put Explosives in iPad (theguardian.com)

Last week, United States and United Kingdom officials announced new restrictions for airline passengers from eight Middle Eastern countries, forbidding passengers to carry electronics larger than a smartphone into an airplane cabin. Now The Guardian reports, citing a security source, the ban was prompted in part by a plot involving explosives hidden in a fake iPad. From the report: The security source said both bans were not the result of a single specific incident but a combination of factors. One of those, according to the source, was the discovery of a plot to bring down a plane with explosives hidden in a fake iPad that appeared as good as the real thing. Other details of the plot, such as the date, the country involved and the group behind it, remain secret. Discovery of the plot confirmed the fears of the intelligence agencies that Islamist groups had found a novel way to smuggle explosives into the cabin area in carry-on luggage after failed attempts with shoe bombs and explosives hidden in underwear. An explosion in a cabin (where a terrorist can position the explosive against a door or window) can have much more impact than one in the hold (where the terrorist has no control over the position of the explosive, which could be in the middle of luggage, away from the skin of the aircraft), given passengers and crew could be sucked out of any subsequent hole.

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  1. Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    From where you think they got this "exploding electronic" idea, humm?

    1. Re:Thanks Samsung! by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      And here I was going to guess Hollywood.

    2. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      Look at me I'm on my IPad if I turn it this way the bomb goes off

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    3. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Type44Q · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pretty much from the fact that business travelers greatly prefer flying on [luxury; government-subsidized] middle eastern airlines over our own shitty alternatives. If these folks can't do work on anything but a smartphone, they'll be forced to fly on different airlines. This is economic warfare at its finest.

    5. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 if I could vote for your comment.
      So if I I'm a terrorist and I board a plane in UK I'm fine, right.

    6. Re: Thanks Samsung! by AvitarX · · Score: 0

      Well, if they're government subsidized, those airlines aren't playing fair to begin with.

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    7. Re:Thanks Samsung! by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      From where you think they got this "exploding electronic" idea, humm?

      /. probably. That's where I get all of my terrorist ideas from.

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    8. Re:Thanks Samsung! by ganjadude · · Score: 5, Funny

      you 're holding it wrong

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    9. Re: Thanks Samsung! by harrkev · · Score: 3, Informative

      This ban has NOTHING to do with what logo is painted on the aircraft, but depends entirely on the airports involved.

      Flying from Paris to Chicago? Middle-Eastern and American airlines have the same rules -- electronics allowed, even on a Middle-Eastern airline. Flying from Istanbul to New York? Once again, same rules for Middle-Eastern and American airlines -- no electronics, even on the American airline.

      So, explain to me how this is supposed to prefer one airline over another? I am really waiting to hear this one.

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    10. Re: Thanks Samsung! by dfm3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It does make a difference if the ban covers a hub city for that airline. Say you are flying from Paris to Chicago and have a choice of flying on Emirates with a layover in a laptop ban country, versus flying an American carrier with a layover in Germany. This could sway that decision.

    11. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's true of all the impacted airports, but I believe that in most of the cases (it's certainly true of Istanbul and Dubai), there aren't any American passenger airlines that fly to them.

    12. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all middle eastern flights where I was going to America had me go through 2 or 3 security and inspection stations. The airport ticket counter aka the human lie detectors as they so intently gaze at you as they question you, then the 40 year old x ray machine with guys joking about. I think they taped the baggage belt always on, then the gate waiting area..sometimes they would pick you off as you entered the plane. At the gate area it was local people but uniformed in the Airline, AA, United, Ethiopian air, I had no such hassle when connecting through a middle eastern country until the destination was the US......try explaining how a line powered, 3 phase, rotation meter with lead kit, I do like to coil my leads around the meter to pack them neatly.

    13. Re: Thanks Samsung! by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      It could, but it kind of goes against the GP's narratives of middle eastern being better than "own shitty alternatives" because frankly most of the world's airlines are better than American ones, and there's a metric shitload of hubs to chose from.

      Unless you think this was some mass global conspiracy designed by the USA to push profits to Asian / European airlines.
      #americafirst.

    14. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Probably just left-handed.

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    15. Re: Thanks Samsung! by dfm3 · · Score: 1

      You are right, AC, but you know the point of my post had nothing to do with the example cities.

    16. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This side towards user"

    17. Re:Thanks Samsung! by unixisc · · Score: 0

      Actually, given all the publicity behind the Note 7, which the next story indicates is making a comeback, why did the Jihadists not think of that? Just bring your normal Note 7, wrapped up in a casing of a different phone, and then you can carry it on you into the check-in luggage. No need to pack explosives in an iPad - just use a real phone as one, while pretending that it's a different model, and nobody will be the wiser.

    18. Re: Thanks Samsung! by dougdonovan · · Score: 1

      nobody really uses a laptop anymore except for home or office so...they might as well ban smart phones while they are at it...

    19. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Delta & United fly to DXB Terminal 1.

      http://www.dubaiairports.ae/before-you-fly/which-terminal/airline-directory

    20. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's an iPad it should read: "This side towards idiot".

    21. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you are. This is 'Murica we don't want nobody flying in from Muslum countries to bomb us. Only those coming from non-Muslum countries are allowed. In case you haven't realized it by now it has nothing to do with terrorists but more to discourage those from Muslum countries from even wanting to come to the US. Ethnic cleansing buddy.

    22. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Guspaz · · Score: 2

      Those are codeshared flights that are not operated by United or Delta. If you actually click on the "Check Your Flight" link next to United or Delta, you're taken to a page that does not include either airline in the dropdown.

      For example, while you can buy a ticket from United to fly from New York to Dubai, you'll be flying on a Swiss Air aircraft from Zurich to Dubai, or a Lufthansa aircraft from Frankfurt, etc. Do a search for flights to Dubai on United's website and you'll get a whole bunch of flights, and not one of them is operated by United.

    23. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From where you think they got this "exploding electronic" idea, humm?

      I guess you missed the hindenbooks.

    24. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Cramer · · Score: 1

      From history. This is far from a new idea. It used to be a lot easier as laptops were bigger and their batteries were bigger. Security screeners the world over have been trained to look for explosives in everything for many, MANY decades. The ability to do any serious damage, however, is still just as limited. (hint: blowing out a window won't destroy the plane or "suck anyone out".) You'd have much better luck climbing into the avionics bay and blowing up some of the computers. Sure, you'd kill a few people, etc. but the plane isn't going to fall out of the sky Lost style.

      Plus, iGadgets are very tiny devices these days. How much boom-juice can you get in one? About 1% of what you'd need to kill a plane.

    25. Re: Thanks Samsung! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flying from Paris to Chicago? Middle-Eastern and ...

      Except, *ALL* middle-eastern airlines don't fly that route. You obviously don't work in an airline industry. First, learn all the Freedomes of the Air. Only US and France air-carriers are allowed to do Paris-Chicago route.

    26. Re:Thanks Samsung! by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      (hint: blowing out a window won't destroy the plane or "suck anyone out".)

      Hint: You're wrong. http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35521646

      A passenger plane made an emergency landing at Mogadishu airport recently with a huge hole in its side and one passenger missing. Somali Islamist militant group al-Shabab later claimed the attack, but several questions remain unanswered:

      The only reason the entire plane didn't go down was because they were only about 15m into the flight and not at peak cabin pressure differential.

    27. Re: Thanks Samsung! by lduvall · · Score: 1

      Us poorer peons back in garbage class do the same because of better seats, better food, better service, and friendly cabin crews!!

    28. Re:Thanks Samsung! by slashrio · · Score: 1

      15m, meters? Something tells me you're not using the 'generally accepted' ISO units.

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  2. welll...duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you wear your seatbelt like you're supposed to, you won't get sucked out of the hole.

    1. Re:welll...duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be fun at parties.

  3. plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not an explosives expert, but maybe someone who is can comment on the plausibility of this? It seems like an ipad or laptop couldn't carry enough explosives to take the plane down.

    1. Re:plausible? by ReeceTarbert · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm not an explosives expert, but maybe someone who is can comment on the plausibility of this? It seems like an ipad or laptop couldn't carry enough explosives to take the plane down.

      You don't need to take the plane down, causing enough damage will suffice (think sudden decompression).

      That said, I call bullshit on this one. At least here ("Large European City", second airport in the country traffic wise) they always ask you to power on notebooks, tablets and even cameras to verify that they're real. Heck, I even had to turn on my camera and let the man wave his hand in front of it to check that it was actually his own hand showing on the display! ;-)

      RT.

    2. Re:plausible? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      A laptop would be more credible as you could take an older laptop strip out the innards and replace with the innards of a modern slimline laptop then pack it out with explosives. Alternatively for a more modern laptop or an IPad replace the internal battery for one with similar outputs but a smaller footprint (Probably an older Mobile phone battery) then pack the remaining space with explosives & det. Either way you end up with an apparently functioning device but it won't do that much damage to the plane unless you can get a reasonable amount of pressure against it when it goes off. So beware the fat fucker with the IPad.

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    3. Re: plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even home made plastic explosives has more than enough grunt to blow a hole through the very fragile,very thin skin that makes up an airliners skin,it might not blow out/disrupt frames but above 20k feet,you don't need to bother,explosive decompression does a lot of the work for you,even thin craps plastic from an iPad can be blown through thin aluminium/composite skins,then you get an even bigger hole,if the exosives can be shaped in the right way,a nine inch iPad could blow a whole 6feet or bigger,if it up against the skin,you only get a small hole,more distance gives you a much bigger hole/problem..
      airliners are built to be dirt cheap to build and run so that they can fly idiots around at silly cheap prices,they are not built to take punishment from anywhere, inside or out..hope you don't feel teaky nervous next time you get on a cigar tube with wings..

    4. Re:plausible? by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      if you get a window seat you just need a hole big enough to suck a bunch of people out. maybe a seat by the wing and you can blow the wing off

    5. Re:plausible? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I never was aksed to activate my dedvices ...
      Perhaps I look more geeky than you and they knew my devices are always on :D

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    6. Re: plausible? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Too much Hollywood. I can't be the only person on /. that remembers Aloha Air 243

      You're not going to get a large enough explosion out of a device the size of an iPad that's going to blow any where near the 1/3 of the top off of a 737 like there was in that case. That flight was at 24k feet. The only person who was "sucked out" of the plane was a flight attendant who I believe was standing under the part that came off of the plane. There were injuries, but the plane landed. While the pressure is certainly different at high altitude, it's not like these planes are flying in the vacuum of space.

    7. Re: plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in space there is only a 1bar differential.
      Nothing explosive about that either.

    8. Re:plausible? by green1 · · Score: 1

      They used to ask me to power on devices, they no longer do that, but they do swab them for explosives....

      The real tell though that this is BS is that they targeted specific origin locations, and not a blanket ban. I doubt any terrorist who was planning to do this can't come up with some way to get to a different airport.

    9. Re: plausible? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Pressure at 30,000 feet is about 1/4 that of sea level, so while it's not "the vacuum of space", it's closer to vacuum than it is to ground level. Even taking in cabin pressurization, it's about 1/3 the pressure outside the cabin vs in.

    10. Re:plausible? by e432776 · · Score: 1

      To your point ("BS"): the reason your "Large European City" is not included in the ban on larger electronics in hand luggage could be related to the fact that they have you power devices on, as you state.

    11. Re: plausible? by GuB-42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      airliners are built to be dirt cheap

      Dirt cheap? Seriously? How much gold is there in your dirt?
      Aviation in general is ridiculously expensive. Large airliners go into the hundreds of millions, which make them about 100 times more expensive than cars, pound for pound. I work in the field and if there is a word that doesn't describe the industry, it's "cheap".
      The reason flying is cheaper nowadays is not because planes are built cheaper. That's because they are more efficient and require less maintenance. Plus everything that is not directly related to the plane itself such as : cabin crew, airport fees, service, taxes, yield management, etc...

    12. Re:plausible? by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2
      Every single time a new "threat" has been promoted (shoebombs, binary liquid juju etc), there are people all over the internet saying "yeah, but the easiest way would be to replace your laptop battery with a block of C4. They look the same on the X-ray.

      They've been saying this for the best part of 20 years, and only now has it become a credible threat? Terrorists don't read the internet enough....

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    13. Re: plausible? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Plus everything that is not directly related to the plane itself such as : cabin crew, airport fees, service, taxes, yield management, etc...

      Don't forget the little bags of pretzels. Significant savings can be made by only serving 8 pretzels in a bag instead of 9.

    14. Re: plausible? by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      Too much Hollywood. I can't be the only person on /. that remembers Aloha Air 243

      You're not going to get a large enough explosion out of a device the size of an iPad that's going to blow any where near the 1/3 of the top off of a 737 like there was in that case. That flight was at 24k feet. The only person who was "sucked out" of the plane was a flight attendant who I believe was standing under the part that came off of the plane. There were injuries, but the plane landed. While the pressure is certainly different at high altitude, it's not like these planes are flying in the vacuum of space.

      that was from 1988 wasn't there an explosion mid-air rather recently that only the terrorist got sucked out and the plane landed with no other deaths.

      Man sucked out of passenger jet after bomb exploded was suicide bomber who smuggled his device on board in his WHEELCHAIR, claim investigators.

      The bomb they think was in his wheel chair and it didn't really make that big of a hole considering.

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    15. Re:plausible? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not as easy as it seems.

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    16. Re:plausible? by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters tried the explosive decompression thing.

      It's a myth.

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    17. Re:plausible? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Didn't bother to read the summary? There's a reason why they are restricting from the cabin and not the cargo hold - if you can put one of these things right next to a window, there's a far better chance of creating a breach than if it's in the middle of a suitcase, in the middle of the fuselage.

      Short version, since you appear to be attention challenged: Aircraft windows are weaker than fuselage, and if you can't put it next to a window, then there's a better chance of the aircraft surviving the detonation.

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    18. Re: plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Powering the device on its a poor test. Use a Panasonic Toughbook and you'd have plenty of extra space to make an all in one laptop and bomb. I always thought the x-ray scanners were designed to read backscatter to determine material type (say LiPo over C4). Maybe they need find a way to swab or sniff all electronics. Allowing devices in the cabin by airport location doesn't seem like a logical way to gain any kind of safety.

    19. Re:plausible? by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      X-ray images would likely defeat both of your ideas, because the battery cell would look different on an X-ray than the explosive material. If it's all uniform, then it would probably be easier to get it through.

      Of course with the average attention span of a poorly-paid TSA agent going into hour number 6 of staring at bags going by on the conveyor, they may not spot anything anyway.

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    20. Re: plausible? by sexconker · · Score: 0

      airliners are built to be dirt cheap

      Dirt cheap? Seriously? How much gold is there in your dirt?
      Aviation in general is ridiculously expensive. Large airliners go into the hundreds of millions, which make them about 100 times more expensive than cars, pound for pound. I work in the field and if there is a word that doesn't describe the industry, it's "cheap".
      The reason flying is cheaper nowadays is not because planes are built cheaper. That's because they are more efficient and require less maintenance. Plus everything that is not directly related to the plane itself such as : cabin crew, airport fees, service, taxes, yield management, etc...

      Materials and construction are dirt cheap wherever possible because of all the other ancillary costs (mostly regulated testing and maintenance) and the push to make them as light as possible to conserve fuel. A couple of decades ago we were building bigger, faster planes. But passengers haven't considered flying to be a positive experience since the early 60s, and thus would rather pay less for tickets and be stuffed into a can like sardines for more hours. They're also willing to waste time with indirect flights and layovers/connections if it saves them $20 on a ticket.

      So fuck it, build it as cheaply as legally possible and stuff them in, then do the bare minimum of maintenance to keep them approved for flight. There's a reason DELTA never leaves on time - they're scrambling with last minute checks and maintenance on planes that should have been retired a decade ago.

    21. Re:plausible? by ewibble · · Score: 1

      I am no explosives expert either but it seems to me that if you really wanted to bring some explosives on the plane and you where going to go to the effort putting C4 in a laptop so it still looks like a laptop in an X-ray. Putting in the lining of a jacket (or maybe your undepants) and sticking blasting cap in you pocket seems like a much more sensible option than hiding it in a laptop which goes through a scanner and last time went to the US (I along time a go I admit) the did a chemical swab on (I assume to test for explosives)

      Oh no now I have said this planes will be all nude to the US, you will have to buy clothes on the other side, never mind only a small price to pay for security. The 1 in a billion chance someone will do this is definitely worth it.

    22. Re: plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this more effective than taking a solid metal cane or artificial limb with tempered point and smashing out a window?

      It's not? Just more media coverage worthy for ratings? Then I don't care. They can take someone fat and sew a kg of plastique into an incision. Tell them its drugs and you don't even need a martyr to volunteer.

      I don't want security theater. It costs too much, disrupts the real economy and is a personal inconvenience.

      When terrorism kills more americans than bad driving, much less heart disease, then I will care. Maybe.

    23. Re:plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't bother to read the summary? There's a reason why they are restricting from the cabin and not the cargo hold - if you can put one of these things right next to a window, there's a far better chance of creating a breach than if it's in the middle of a suitcase, in the middle of the fuselage.

      Short version, since you appear to be attention challenged: Aircraft windows are weaker than fuselage, and if you can't put it next to a window, then there's a better chance of the aircraft surviving the detonation.

      But a breech in the cabin is unlikely to bring down the plane or kill anyone not immediately next to the breach. Unlike a fire in the cargo bay which can easily bring down the plane as it's often noticed until it's does damage to the control systems.

    24. Re:plausible? by ewibble · · Score: 1

      funny I just went on a plane (not in the US) and I was not allowed to put anything with a lithium ion in the cargo hold, it had to go in the cabin.

    25. Re: plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about a big ring with a pointed trip? I'm pretty sure I could crack that glass with leaping punch from the aisle as I get back in after taking a dump. Hell, the plastic screen guard is precracked to vent air pressure/balance thermals as it is.
      Blowing a window or even a six foot chunk is likely to kill at most two people. The bomber and the an unseatbelted stewardess if nearby. The cabin attendant can wear a scaffold workers harness to mitigate that. Everyone else just has to change planes after a shock of using the emergency oxygen as the planes makes and emergency descent. Worst case, trans pacific flight wise, the airline has to divert other traffic so they don't run out of emergency fuel reserve.

      Annoying, sure. But it'll happen once or twice a year and remove an idiot every time. Big whoop. Man up and fight a real threat.

    26. Re:plausible? by Cramer · · Score: 1

      No, C4 does not look like a battery to their imaging technology. No, an iPad does not have the volume to house (or be) enough C4 to make much of a hole. (kill a few people, sure. bring down the plane, absolutely not.)

    27. Re: plausible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have a bag of peanuts from a SW flight several years ago. I didn't need to open it to tell that there are exactly 4 1/2 peanuts in the bag.

    28. Re:plausible? by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      they always ask you to power on notebooks, tablets and even cameras to verify that they're real

      A fairly pointless measure. I travel with a "desktop replacement" laptop, which is quite large and has a bay for a removable drive, currently occupied by a DVD-R drive (remember those?). Someone with such a machine could easily remove that drive, stuff an Infernal Device into the bay, and put a blank bezel over the opening. The laptop would still operate normally.

      Is that enough for a useful Infernal Device? If we pretend Wikipedia is accurate and my arithmetic is right, C-4 masses about 1g / cm^3. Richard "Shoe Bomber" Reid had 283g of C-4 in his boot. A Samsung laptop internal DVD-R I just looked up has a volume of about 200 cm^3. So we have room for at least 0.71 Reids[1] of Infernal Device.

      That might be enough to blow a hole in the fuselage. The rest of the laptop would help direct the force of the explosion (say, put it on the floor with the drive bay against the side of the plane, and brace it with feet), and aircraft aren't generally designed to withstand sudden high-pressure interior forces against a small area. At any rate, it would cause Consternation and Excitement among the passengers, thereby achieving at least some measure of the desired "terror".

      And, I might note, many people in the security field were discussing this possibility at least as far back as when airport security screenings in some places first instituted the "turn the laptop on" rule. It was obvious then that it was still quite possible to hide a bomb even in a minimally-modified functioning laptop; it remains obvious now.

      The fact that, as far as we know, no one's successfully deployed such an Infernal Device on a passenger flight points once again to Wojcik's Observation Regarding Terrorism: Most terrorists are terrible at their job. It apparently just isn't a field that attracts particularly competent people.

      They wouldn't even have to be clever; there's a wealth of literature on possible and actual successful terrorist operations. But instead what we see are people attempting overly-complicated, expensive, risky operations with relatively low payoff - and generally failing through technical error, poor planning and preparation, or poor operational security.

      On the other hand, they've provided justification for a steady stream of boondoggles and profiteering, not to mention general inconvenience and annoyance. Alas (for them), these are not the foes of Decadent Western Society but its very bedrock.

      [1] I have just decided this is the unit of Infernal Device infernality.

    29. Re:plausible? by syntotic · · Score: 1

      They will be scared of SD cards, nintendos, USB sticks, external drives as well? That is a data embargo or promotion of the Cloud. Would be crazy to have to write down all your data in DVDs... !! Is it not enough to WATCH the damned thing IS WORKING to dismiss the idea of hiding explosives? I do not think these men are very aware of how many ways there are to make explosives on-the-fly (pun!) nor how destructive they can be, mass-to-force-to-harm, etc.

    30. Re: plausible? by slashrio · · Score: 1

      That was not a suicide bomb, it was a bomb suicide.

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  4. Plans to put explosive inside eye glasses! by aglider · · Score: 1

    Now what?

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    1. Re:Plans to put explosive inside eye glasses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fillings. it was already successfully demod on Gilligan's island like 50 years ago. you don't even need fire, just to sneeze

    2. Re:Plans to put explosive inside eye glasses! by antdude · · Score: 1

      Or inside humans! Ban humans?

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  5. Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A colleague of mine was **adamant** that because he could quantify the amount of harm Bush had done to the country in terms of lost troops, money, etc. and could not do the same with Obama (Arab Spring, Benghazi, etc.) that Obama was simply not in the same league. My response was that Obama was actually worse because while Bush weakened the old order that kept a lid on the extremists in the name of spreading dumbocracy in the Middle East, he didn't help overturn regimes like the Mubarak or Gaddafi regimes which kept a lid on some serious, organized problems.

    So now what we have is worse than a world where the problems can be quantified, we live in a disordered world in which people continue to derp about "free and open societies" with global travel, as their own elected leaders have all but played the role of the Joker (Ledger, not Leto) around the world, creating a fertile breeding ground for terrorism and organized, dangerous extremist movements. The terrorists didn't so much as win over the last sixteen years as they didn't lose.

    The most rational policy at this point would be to break up the foreign enclaves in the West, deport all of the recent arrivals (like last 20 years) and set up a policy of aid in the form of both financing for repair in countries like Syria and direct military assistance to the damaged states to help them stamp out the Islamist uprisings quickly, brutally and with as little collateral damage to non-combatants as possible. If we would just take the kid gloves off the US Army and MC and let Mattis channel his inner Patton against ISIS, we could probably bring peace to Syria in six months.

    1. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Bongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think most people really understand why the West is (more or less) organised, developed, peaceful, democratic (more or less).

      And I wish there was a simple answer. But the list of factors just keeps growing. There are many lands in the world where nation states just will not start up, no matter how much aid is given nor ordinance be dropped.

      A major factor is the tribal nature of societies, which don't transition well into nationhood because its government institutions become tribal, nepotistic, and so simply raise resentment amongst the youth who are not well connected. Look at the global corruption index for a measure of why having fair, open, meritocratic, institutions are essential for countries to "work". And how do you make an institution meritocratic and fair if everyone you hire is tribalistic and used to the tribal loyalty and connections way of doing business?

      Then, that's just one factor. And don't get me wrong, I'm not saying tribes are bad. They have been humanity's answer to social order for 50,000 years or more. It ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

      A place like the UK started to rewrite the social rules starting with the Magna Carta 800 years ago. It has had time to work its way into the institutions.

      Then, on top of that, you have a regional war between Saudi Arabia and Iran. They run proxy wars though all sorts of groups, in a region where population growth and failed modernity has provided a lot of young unemployed men who love the idea of brotherhood and so readily form militias and want to kick ass. All that weaponry funding is coming from somewhere, namely the Saudis and Iranians and in turn, their Western allies and their Russian and Chinese allies.

      And that's just for starters, before we even get to the 100 shades of Islam and the authoritarian nature of that religion which on the one hand, makes people want to have a peaceful, ordered, highly moral life, yet on the other hand, is quite uncompromising and has a retro-revival ethos going, making it highly puritanical, and is being actively weaponised by various political and religious leaders.

      And that's before we even get into more complex factors.

      So basically, no, just repatriating migrants and getting tough with regimes isn't going to get very far.

    2. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      deport all of the recent arrivals (like last 20 years)

      That's over 20 million people, dumbass. You're casually talking about deporting more than 1 out of every 20 people in the country. Want to see the economy crash and businesses collapse because of a sudden massive shortage of labor and customers? Because that's what would happen.

    3. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the answer to violence is usually more violence.

      It only takes one side in a conflict to resort to violence.

      Let me guess - you count the number of people killed in the US by jihadi terrorism starting on 9/12/2001?

    4. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      set up a policy of aid in the form of both financing for repair in countries like Syria and direct military assistance to the damaged states to help them stamp out the Islamist uprisings quickly, brutally and with as little collateral damage to non-combatants as possible.

      The third criteria is impossible when you include the first 2. A perfect example is the air-strike on a truck bomb that killed over 100 people in Mosul. And even without limiting damage to non-combatants it would take a hell of a lot longer than 6 months. Any form of "quick, brutal" military action whose stated goal is to stamp out an Islamic uprising would just cause even more uprisings to pop up, as well as quickly cause moderate or non-hostile Muslim nations to quickly rethink their positions re: the US. Sure, you could carpet bomb Raqqa and Mosul and you might get most of ISIS's fighters and several leaders, but a lot would still survive and now you've got a distributed insurgency on your hands which will require significant amounts of manpower and time on the ground to try and flush out survivors and make sure the group doesn't re-form. In the meantime, you've likely killed thousands of civilians which provides recruitment fodder for extremists, and some of our allies against ISIS in the Middle East will see internal pressure to reevaluate their relationship with US. That would further destabilize the region and could lead to increasingly diminished US influence in the region. A Middle East where the only US ally in the region is Israel is not something we want to see.

      With the exception of possibly Iraq (but even in that case only to a small extent), the fight against Islamic extremism cannot be seen as American military might to the rescue. There should be no significant American ground presence in combat roles, and even logistical and support contribution should be limited (in terms of manpower at least). The fight has to be waged by the local population, which support from other Muslim states. It has to be shown that extremist Islam is the enemy of the entire Umma in order to push against the claim that it is the "right" from of Islam. Right now we have Kurds fighting alongside Arabs, Shia alongside Sunni, to drive out ISIS. Sure, the US provides weapons, air power, and special forces "advisers", but unlike the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan it's not the US fighting with the help of the locals, it's the locals fighting with the help of the US. And it's working. It's taking a while, but the US isn't perceived as invaders or crusaders like we were in the Iraq War. We can't be world police but at the same time we have a moral obligation to help people fight oppression and extremism and then help them pick up the pieces. But it has to be their fight first and foremost, not ours.

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    5. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Yes, the answer to violence is usually more violence.

      Unfortunately, in many cases, yes it is. Not everyone on this planet belives in tolerance, or that peace through compromise is a good thing. While I very much wish this wasn't the case, I also understand that wishes are not reality.

    6. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by jimbolauski · · Score: 2

      It must be nice to live in a fantasy world. I can't think a a single situation where a violent person or group was stopped without the threat of or actual use of violence, can you?

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    7. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by slew · · Score: 2

      I don't think most people really understand why the West is (more or less) organised, developed, peaceful, democratic (more or less).

      And I wish there was a simple answer. But the list of factors just keeps growing. There are many lands in the world where nation states just will not start up, no matter how much aid is given nor ordinance be dropped.

      Well, we don't have to look to far to see historically what happened. There generally were a whole bunch of people with money that had a common enemy. Then they started up a war by themselves. Large geopolitical foes of the enemy then dropped some cash and troops to help them along.

      Winning is a bit random (depends a bit on the relative strength and will of the large geopolitical forces), but if the small country won, the country needed to be rich enough to survive without the support once the large benefactors lost interest. Those that weren't rich enough to begin with basically reverted and it all started over again. This implies that you can generally never expect poor countries develop into a peaceful democracy by an armed conflict as part of a larger geo-political struggle (although they might be able to make a peaceful democracy by themselves).

      This is probably why there cannot be peace in the middle east. As long as it's a geopolitical war between large parties, even if one faction were to emerge victorious, if it is not naturally economically self supporting as a democracy, as soon as the benefactors lose interest, the power vacuum will be filled by forces that are largely tribal because that is where the residual economic base of the region comes from (economic power begets political power).

      Penniless student protesters don't make a democracy. Monied interests make a democracy (or a cleptocracy, depending on your political view). The "peaceful-west" is an illusion, in the west there are major geopolitical conflicts that have involved the west all throughout the short history of democracy, it is simply that they have not recently touched our shores because of our economic/military might. Strength (economic and military) keeps the relative peace, democracy simply allows the tribal factions a temporary pressure outlet. Without the economic might to drown the dissent, democracy simply isn't enough of a pressure relief. You can't give a country an economy (or democracy), they need to learn to fish...

    8. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      repatriating migrants and getting tough with regimes isn't going to get very far.

      Yeah, but it's a good start. I think it's time that we go nuclear with this. There nothing like a good old 'STFU!' We have seven and a half billion people on the planet. We can easily afford to lose five or six and still keep our house servants and ass wipers.

    9. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, the answer to violence is usually more violence.

      Yes, actually, that's correct. Were you trying to be ironic or funny? When somebody is intent on harming you, and actively trying to harm you, it's very unlikely that saying "Come on, hey, come on, stop that, won't you?" is going to do much to stop them from punching you in the face.

      On the other hand, being clearly capable & unafraid of beating the shit out of them is often an effective deterrent, and if deterrence fails, employing your capability for violence WILL end the violence being directed at you.

      There are all kinds of reasons why somebody would view violence as a legitimate path, and BEFORE somebody engages in violence, you may be able to redirect that intention using talk and persuasion... but once violence is employed, it's not likely you're going to be able to talk someone out of continuing the violence without being willing and able to defend yourself, violently.

    10. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by gtall · · Score: 1

      While I agree with much of what you wrote, I think there is a future problem caused by the why the coalitions are formed now. Daesh represents a common enemy, so it is easier to strike up a coalition to defend against it. However, once that common enemy goes away, Iraq and Syria will be left with several heavily armed groups which now have battlefield experience and no record of having worked in harmony among themselves previously except to defeat Daesh.

      In such an environment, one would hope for central governments to provide for a common future, except that there is too much blood on Assad's hands and he's too Alawite to play well with the other groups in Syria, and Iraq's government is more or less Iran's poodle. The outside countries are willing to fight to the last Syrian and Iraqi, and they will not suddenly stop supporting their proxies.

      The only avenue I see for those two countries are representative democracies with a separation of religion and state, but the tribal and the Islamic parasites running the mosques will never allow it, they have too much to lose...and it is so much fun telling everyone else how to live, without that, the parasites themselves see no reason to live.

    11. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A major factor is the tribal nature of societies, which don't transition well into nationhood because its government institutions become tribal, nepotistic, and so simply raise resentment amongst the youth who are not well connected. Look at the global corruption index for a measure of why having fair, open, meritocratic, institutions are essential for countries to "work". And how do you make an institution meritocratic and fair if everyone you hire is tribalistic and used to the tribal loyalty and connections way of doing business?

      Two problems:

      1) Tribalism is a massive problem because we (the west) didn't give any consideration to tribal boundaries when we carved the Middle East and Africa into "colonies", and we didn't try to correct that before we granted independence, so the modern countries share the same moronic borders as the old colonies

      2) Tribalism isn't even the biggest problem -- we've continually interfered in the building of power structures in the quest for cheap mineral resources for our countries' companies. We've installed dictator after dictator, constantly destabilising the region decade after decade.

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    12. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their religion being stuck in the dark ages, but with the technology of modern times, does not help.

    13. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Kid+CUDA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, the answer to violence is usually more violence.

      Yes, actually, that's correct. Were you trying to be ironic or funny? When somebody is intent on harming you, and actively trying to harm you, it's very unlikely that saying "Come on, hey, come on, stop that, won't you?" is going to do much to stop them from punching you in the face.

      On the other hand, being clearly capable & unafraid of beating the shit out of them is often an effective deterrent, and if deterrence fails, employing your capability for violence WILL end the violence being directed at you.

      There are all kinds of reasons why somebody would view violence as a legitimate path, and BEFORE somebody engages in violence, you may be able to redirect that intention using talk and persuasion... but once violence is employed, it's not likely you're going to be able to talk someone out of continuing the violence without being willing and able to defend yourself, violently.

      What if this somebody is harming you because you keep stealing his lunch? Your idea is to keep beating the shit out of him until he can't attack you anymore?

      America, fuck yeah!

    14. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Kid+CUDA · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of a peace treaty?

    15. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tolerance is a pimps delight. Getchagetchagetcha Moroccan azzwhole hea' clues you in. No H1-B thuggeez or slave-wage nail-clippers. Chi.comz & Muzzi-wogs belong in Mussi-wog.land, as good fences make good neighbors.

    16. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Tribalism is a massive problem because we (the west) didn't give any consideration to tribal boundaries when we carved the Middle East and Africa into "colonies"

      I always figured the west paid great consideration to it, then purposfully split things up to cause the maximal problems.

      Tribalism isn't even the biggest problem -- we've continually interfered in the building of power structures in the quest for cheap mineral resources for our countries' companies.

      There's dumping too. The we heavily subsidise agriculture (this is something I'm fine with btw, for strategic reasons), but then fuck over anyone who tries t oput substantial tarriffs on so their local industry isn't destroyed (not something I'm fine with).

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    17. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " he didn't help overturn regimes like the Mubarak or Gaddafi regimes which kept a lid on some serious, organized problems."

      First off, Bush defending derp-personae, FRANCE led the charge to oust Gaddafi. Read more.

      Second, Hosni Mubarak had massive sustained opposition for over 20 years. You're crediting Obama with the arab spring uprising. You're a moron for trying to tacitly assert that.

      Third, Bush took out Saddam AND installed Al-Malaki who everyone in the region knew would foment sectarianism and cause problems, and said so. Including US advisers.

      Fourth, you think Al Qaeda in Libya is anywhere NEAR the problem/US expenditure that the Iraq wars and occupation for a decade have been? Are you HIGH?

    18. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Specifically, there are some problems that have only one answer, and that answer is violence.

      It is not a comfortable truth, but a truth nonetheless. The problem with this is two fold.

      One: Never try to fix a problem that requires the application of violence with another method.

      Two: Once you have determined correctly that violence is the answer, it must be applied quickly and without reservation.

      This methodology is scalable, from the individual to the intergalactic.

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    19. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 1

      Caving in to extremists is more like "peace in our time" than a peace treaty. Some people, like the Taliban or ISIS you just can't reason with.

    20. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. They usually are brought about by loads of violence, which is only stopping because one side is unable to continue the violence due to it's capacity for violence being reduced by... violence!

    21. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Dread_ed · · Score: 2

      I have heard of these "peace treaties." That's the part where your enemy rebuilds their logistical infrastructure, buys more arms, and recruits more militants, right?

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    22. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with much of what you wrote, I think there is a future problem caused by the why the coalitions are formed now. Daesh represents a common enemy, so it is easier to strike up a coalition to defend against it. However, once that common enemy goes away, Iraq and Syria will be left with several heavily armed groups which now have battlefield experience and no record of having worked in harmony among themselves previously except to defeat Daesh.

      In such an environment, one would hope for central governments to provide for a common future, except that there is too much blood on Assad's hands and he's too Alawite to play well with the other groups in Syria, and Iraq's government is more or less Iran's poodle. The outside countries are willing to fight to the last Syrian and Iraqi, and they will not suddenly stop supporting their proxies.

      The only avenue I see for those two countries are representative democracies with a separation of religion and state, but the tribal and the Islamic parasites running the mosques will never allow it, they have too much to lose...and it is so much fun telling everyone else how to live, without that, the parasites themselves see no reason to live.

      In Syria's case there are only 2 paths to peace: Assad steps down or he wipes out the opposition. Sadly it seems as if it will head towards the second option, especially if Syria turns into a proxy war between US and Russia (domestic politics may inadvertently push Trump towards that in an attempt to distance himself from claims of being too cozy with Russia).

      But my master's thesis touched on some of this: reintegration or disarmament of militias is one of the hardest parts of counterinsurgency operations. The simplest step is to integrate those willing to do so into the state military/security apparatus (although if Assad stays in power I don't see many FSA/SDF members lining up), and provide job training/education/reintegration support services to the rest. Ignore them and they might turn into insurgents themselves. For democratic nations they can turn into political parties (but only if properly disarmed, otherwise you might end up with something like Sinn Fein/IRA). The political transition can be easier in fledgling democracies, but an emphasis should be put on coalitions and not sectarian/factionalized parties.

      Unfortunately, I think many states in the Middle East need theocratic democracies, as this seems to be the best way to hold down extremism without needing dictatorships/strong-arm leaders. The trick is actually allowing minority groups actual, effective representation and participation in the government. It's either that or a set up like Turkey (pre-fake coup), but Middle Eastern militaries don't have the history that they do in Turkey and are probably more likely to end in coup/dictatorship.

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    23. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tribalism is going to take down the US yet. When the "melting pot" idea was dropped in favor of focusing on separate cultural identities the friction between groups increased. The increase shows no end in sight and the media cheers and eggs on the friction.

    24. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you're trolling or not, but almost every major conflict in human history has been resolved through violence. The only one I can think of that was truly major and didn't directly play out that way was the cold war. Even considering all the conflicts in asia that resulted, we thankfully never met the full potential of the cold war (several incidents where we came very, very close to nuking eachother). Of course, we're still dealing with the effects of the cold war, particularly with all the Soviet shit (including their nukes and engineers) being sold to all the nations stirring shit up on that side of the globe, fueling the modern terrorism wave.

    25. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The West destabilises states intentionally. Syria is the direct result of US/UK/EU intervention. NATO is not directly funding the rebel groups, they CREATED them.

      Bay of Pigs, 1973 Coupe of Chile, United Fruit, School of the Americas: almost all the violence in South and Central America is the direct result of CIA intervention. The entire drug/gun trade in Mexico: US backed (Look up Webb and Michael Rupert who both reported on the CIA funnelling of cocaine and crack onto the streets of California)

      Everything you say about tribal societies is totally irrelevant. Iran had a fully functional democratic government after WW2. British Petrol, the UK and the US overthrew it and replaced it with a dictator. What could have been a secular free state became a western puppet. All your arguments ignore the realities of the Empires that dominate the world today.

      The greatest threat to freedom in the world is NATO.

    26. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "ordnance dropped", though the idea of dropping law-books ("ordinance dropped") on various failed states is entertaining and a creative in its own right.

    27. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's really needed is a return to the colonial system. It ultimately had pretty good results in India, if not in Pakistan. A new colonial system, with adequate occupation forces from liberal nations, but a more benign rule than existed in the age of colonialism, could eventually turn tribal crazy societies into ones more in our own mold. It would take generations.

    28. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a better idea. Protect your own borders and stop fucking up other countries. Enough of your fucking "policies" and "democracy". Go Home America, you're drunk.

    29. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole idea of a nation-state is a european invention (mostly quite recent, too) that is being foisted on the rest of the world, alas. I think the idea of a culturally, linguistically, and religiously homogeneous population living within well-defined borders under a common set of laws, and with centralized government, is a poor fit for many parts of the world and dangerously misleading to most of the rest.

    30. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be nice to live in a fantasy world. I can't think a a single situation where a violent person or group was stopped without the threat of or actual use of violence, can you?

      India has had some success, but it does seem to have been a fluke on the grand scale.

    31. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by encad · · Score: 1

      Second that.

      First, Central Europe took millennia and lots of wars to get to the current point, with one whole generation of peace and lots of populists damning the same without knowing war.

      Second, most western europe countries messed up the development of most arabic and african regions to a point where tribalism was seen as favourable because it was easier to govern when the different tribes warred each other instead of the oppressor and after these empires dissolved the US used similar tactics to fight against communism. Often enough these horrendously backfired (e.g. iran).

      The whole situation in the east is based on western decision and politics even in the recent history without the will to invest the time and the effort to build stable nation states or to integrate them into supra-national constructs.

      In Germany it took about 20 years and lot of money to create a stable democracy after WW2, with tons of infrastructure and lot of educated people, so half a century would be minimum for everything else after getting bombed into submission.

    32. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      You are totally correct.

      People from Western countries have absolutely no idea that someone from a tribal culture that has had democracy somehow foisted on them simply cannot vote for someone who is not from their tribe. Given a choice between candidate A from their tribe and candidate B from some other tribe they will ALWAYS vote for candidate A, they effectively have no freedom to choose candidate B because it goes against everything they believe. Policies of the candidates don't even come close to being considered.

      To the Westerner this just seems absurd so they think that democracy is just ideal for everyone on the planet, they seldom have any clue how other people operate. Mind you this goes both ways, the tribals probably assume that democrats and republicans are just like themselves.

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    33. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source? K. Thx.

    34. Re: Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is a new thesis topic for you to ponder.

      In a modern economy, what is the economic, not moral, harm of killing off half the total population?

      You eliminate most public policy expenses, your Political opponents, boost the demand for labor which appears as job creation, etc. Aside from consolidating power and making some enemies (so demonize those to be expunged first!) to minimize sympathizers, what's the loss?

      You can buy a combine to replace a hundred farm workers so the agricultural sector is fine even with hjgher crop prices.

    35. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by kencurry · · Score: 1

      People from Western countries have absolutely no idea that someone from a tribal culture that has had democracy somehow foisted on them simply cannot vote for someone who is not from their tribe. ...

      So like democrats and republicans basically

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    36. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by goose-incarnated · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And why do you think they want to kill everyone? Because they are just mean, mean people?

      Yes.

      How about 50 years of American imperialism turning their land to shit?

      Ever heard of Boko Haram? The west never attacked them, yet they are an anti-west Islamic terrorist group who kidnapped 237 girls from a school to use as slaves/sex-trade objects.

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    37. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Your assertion 2 posts above that it would be undesirable for Israel to be the only US ally assumes that any of the Muslim countries in the region are. In a post Cold War and post 9/11 world, the metrics have changed. The only friends that a country has is another country where most of the people like the people of the country in question: that's the only scenario where friendship is sustainable. So if the Sauds, or the Thanis (of Qatar) or the Hanafas (of Bahrein) are pro US but their populaces ain't, then those countries are not our allies. We discovered that the hard way for a few weeks in Egypt, but for much longer in Libya and Tunisia. In the case of the Saudis, they were unpopular, so they redirected the hatred of their population towards the West, and hence, 9/11 happened.

      You're also assuming that ISIS is opposed by everyone else, and is unrepresentative of Islam. As a Sunni Arab group, they are certainly opposed by the Shias as well as Kurds, Assyrians and other non Sunni groups. But they're certainly not opposed by Sunni Arabs at large. Yeah, the Saudis have problems w/ them b'cos they claim leadership of all Muslims - which is what a caliphate is. Al Qaeda has problems w/ them b'cos while al Qaeda believes that only peninsular Arabs can be leaders of all Muslims, ISIS uses the Umayyad and Abbasid examples to demonstrate that Arabs outside the peninsula have the same legitimacy. But the reason ISIS grew so strong is that they have popular support among the Sunni Arabs of Iraq and Syria. To pretend otherwise is what would get us into a rabbit hole.

      As I have noted many times on /., no Muslim country is capable of peace b'cos religious pluralism is considered heresy among them. 'Live & let live' is not something they live by. If a country is an Islamic state (not talking about ISIS now, but more generically), then its rules are written by the leading Muslim sect/school of jurisprudence in that country. For the Saudis, it's Wahabist. For Iran, it's Khomenite. For Iraq, it's Shia. For Syria, it's Sunni. For Oman, it's Ibadi. And so on.

      That's a big part of almost all the conflicts in the region. The civil war in Yemen is a religious war b/w the Shia Houthis and the Sunnis of the south. In Iraq, the reason they had the insurrection is that the Shia militias started persecuting Sunnis and Christians, who used to be a part of Saddam's Baathist coalition. In Syria, Bashar Assad did attempt reforms, but the history of his father's relationship to Sunni Arab states defined events. During the Iran-Iraq war of the 80s, President Hafez al Assad made Syria one of the two Arab countries that supported Iran - the other being Gadaffi's Libya. That was driven by the fact that he was an Alawite general suppressing a Sunni majority, while next door in Iraq, a fellow Baathist Saddam Hussein was busy driving a Sunni minority against a Shia majority. Result was that other Sunni Arab countries in the region, like Saudi Arabia or Qatar, wanted to topple the regime, and the death of Hafez al Assad in 2000 didn't change it. So even while Saudi Arabia helped the Hanafas in Bahrein suppress a Shia revolt, they are busy funding an insurrection in Syria since the people doing the insurrecting are fellow Sunnis.

      The solution to the Middle East is to just let internecine taqfiri civil wars of Muslims against Muslims continue, and leaving them out of the West. Which is why Merkel's decision to allow them into Europe was idiotic, and why US courts striking down the travel bans are treasonous. There is also nothing to be gained by the US sending troops there: they should indeed carpetbomb Raqqa and Mosul, and let the Kurds take over whatever territory they want. One other thing - Turkey is not an ally: hasn't been since the Cold War ended. It's time to cut them loose - end any alliance w/ them, and if needed, support an independent Kurdestan in all the countries that they are present - Syria, Iraq and even Turke

    38. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Excepting that our judges won't let us protect our own borders, which is why 2 attempts at a travel ban were blocked. So do us a favor - stop trying to come to the US, and we'll stop fucking w/ your internal setups

    39. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      People from Western countries have absolutely no idea that someone from a tribal culture that has had democracy somehow foisted on them simply cannot vote for someone who is not from their tribe. ...

      So like democrats and republicans basically

      A democrat who voted Hillary is more likely to vote for Trump, if he ever comes up for re-election, than someone from a tribal area of, eg Africa or Pakistan, is to vote for someone from outside their tribe. If it ever came out that they'd voted outside of tribal lines it'd ruin their lives, possibly get them killed.

      Its not similar at all. Republican/Democrat are not subcultures. In fact, to the outside observer the USA often appears to have a single party state with two factions who make a big theatrical fuss about how 'different' they are.

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    40. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Caving in to extremists is more like "peace in our time" than a peace treaty. Some people, like the Taliban or ISIS you just can't reason with.

      If you are trying to quote Chamberlain, you're doing it wrong. The actual quote is "Peace for our time". The difference is not trivial.

    41. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by grumpy_old_grandpa · · Score: 1

      I recommend "World Order" (2014) by Henry Kissinger, if you haven't read it yet. He goes into details and the historic background to the points you describe. Importantly, he compares the notion of the Western nation-state against other forms of world order, like the tribal systems in the Middle East, and the single king and empire of China.

      Central to the European nation-state is the 1648 Peace of Westphalia, where more than hundred represented empires, states and cities sat down to put an end to decades of war. The outcome was the novel idea and mutual agreement that "I'll let you do what you like in your state - if you give me the same right in mine". This was against the backdrop of the Catholic church spreading their religion by the sword, backed by the Holy Roman Empire. Of course it did not put an end to wars, but at least it established a common framework by which peace could be built around.

      Over the next centuries, there have been endless attempts at exporting this idea, and lately "bring democracy", and give people "freedom". However, without the historical background, the concept of a nation-state gets lost in translation. Some see it as blasphemy to their religion, others as a contradiction to their world view. In addition, especially in the 20th century, borders have been re-drawn completely arbitrarily, causing never-ending bickering.

      Mix in of poverty; low value of life (lots of people, and a die rather than live forever mentality); plus the points you already mentioned. The situation in the Middle East is starting to look rather predictable. In fact, with a tin-foil hat on, the last US wars and military action in Iraq almost looks purposefully designed to continue the chaos and schisms. We've always been at war with Eurasia?

    42. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this is kinda-sorta true-ish, it massively oversimplifies the problem "we (the west)" faced with "carving up the Middle East and Africa".

      The thing is, in most places there are no such things as "tribal boundaries". Tribes mix, and coexist in the same area; and they move about, so if you did manage to catch them all within a "border", it would need to be redrawn ten years later. This works fine as long as the tribes can exist independently of one another; it only becomes a problem when someone starts to insist that a single body of law applies to the whole of a territory (i.e. "forms a country"). Once you've adopted the "country"-based political model, tribalism will get you, and no amount of dexterity with a pen on a map will save you.

    43. Re: Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what? You can't be that stupid. It's impossible. If so, start with The League of Nations and learn something. Blaming the US is idiocy.

    44. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Holy cow this!
      As a kid, I was taught we're all in this together, and didn't give a damn about anyone's' race: that was for old people. Mid seventies. Multiple races all up and down the street in California.
      Presently, I actually find myself pondering race more, because everyone has tribalized. The X- Americans blame the Y- Americans, who blame the Z- Americans for all their problems.
      There was an article recently on rising suicide rates among non college educated white males. No Kidding. They've been told for twenty years that they're responsible for everything that's bad in the world.

    45. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. Maybe the US should send out a message "World: the United States is pulling all military resources back to North America, and WILL NOT interfere in any militarily anywhere else. "
      I wonder how Europe, or Russia, would respond. Or China for that matter.

    46. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world doesn't care how judges rule on your own internal policies. Your psychotic buffoon of a president is your own mess. But who knows, maybe running the country like a trashy reality show might work out for you guys. All we want is .. stop inflaming civil wars in other countries, and stop dropping bombs on civilians. kthx bye. And for just this once, we'll let you slide on if you break it, you fix it.

    47. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Penniless student protesters don't make a democracy. Monied interests make a democracy (or a cleptocracy, depending on your political view). The "peaceful-west" is an illusion, in the west there are major geopolitical conflicts that have involved the west all throughout the short history of democracy, it is simply that they have not recently touched our shores because of our economic/military might. Strength (economic and military) keeps the relative peace, democracy simply allows the tribal factions a temporary pressure outlet. Without the economic might to drown the dissent, democracy simply isn't enough of a pressure relief. You can't give a country an economy (or democracy), they need to learn to fish...

      Yes, and, well, there's two aspects, the economic material conditions, and the inner ethics and attitudes of people. And the two develop hand in hand, where advances in one allow advances in the other and vice versa.

      So you can't build a modern economy on tribalism, but crucially, once you do have a modern economy, that tends to water down any serious tribalism.

      This is more or less same as what you're saying, just that, there's a subtle difference. In a modern society, people don't feel tribal, and so they don't mind which "tribe" wins the election. (Lots of caveats to add to this in a moment.) Yes, Republicans and Democrats are very tribal, but at the end of the day, the people accept the winner, and by accept I mean, they don't start a civil war when the other side wins.

      But in a truly tribal society (excuse allusions to no true Scotsman) there can be no democracy because no tribe will accept being led by a figurehead from another tribe. And that is partly what happened to Lebanon. They tried to keep the power balanced between the various different ethnic groups, but because it was all based on trying to keep balance between groups, the thing eventually fell apart at the first insult. Literally it became civil war.

      Whereas, in the West, things are less tribal, ie. despite all the identity politics, we are not breaking out into civil wars after each election. And that's the sense in which I mean, "more peaceful". People are just not going to start forming militias just because their own group lost this or that.

      Maybe because there is no power vacuum, as a modern nation distributes power around various institutions and elites and classes. Maybe because people just don't want to fight, as they have cultural memory of world wars. But basically, people are more "peaceful". I guess it all goes hand in hand.

      But yes, our peace is largely also part and parcel of bombing various places around the world.

    48. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by slashrio · · Score: 1

      ...a culturally, linguistically, and religiously homogeneous population living within well-defined borders under a common set of laws, and with centralized government...

      I think you perfectly described a tribe here.

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    49. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by slashrio · · Score: 1

      ...the problem "we (the west)" faced with "carving up the Middle East and Africa".

      Those problems weren't unintended. The general policy of 'the West' has always been the 'divide and conquer' policy.
      Split up a homogeneous tribe (say, the Kurds, Macedonia, Iraq/Kuwait) in some parts and 'give' each neighboring country a slice of the pie. Weakness guaranteed.

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    50. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by slashrio · · Score: 1

      They've been told for twenty years that they're responsible for everything that's bad in the world.

      Not them, their parents!

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    51. Re:Reminds me of a conversation with a colleague by slashrio · · Score: 1

      I find this a great post, because it almost completely reflects my opinion.
      Except that you left out Rockefeller's Total Oil that was confiscated by Iran and that he wanted back. And he got it back... for a while.

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  6. Then why just 8 countries? by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's assume this is a real threat And obviously it is doable, you could open up an ipod, rip out the guts, and put other stuff in its place. Why just 8 countries then? If its a real threat, its a global threat. Its not all that hard for someone to fly to another country first and then travel from an allowed airport. If this is a real threat, it should be from all airports. Otherwise its just games.

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    1. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They check to see if that person is from the 8 countries, not just if they're flying from there.

      Boy you're an idiot, you know that? A real dummy!

    2. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Risk assessment. Grinding a global economy to a halt also implicitly puts lives a risk. The low-hanging fruit in reducing the risk is banning from 8 countries; a number that could very well increase.

    3. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Risk assessment. Grinding a global economy to a halt also implicitly puts lives a risk. The low-hanging fruit in reducing the risk is banning from 8 countries; a number that could very well increase.

      Meh. It could be "risk assessment," but in this case it's more likely to be a combination of security theatre (always a factor with "terrorism") and CYA. If an actual terrorist event happened using a method like this -- no matter how unlikely -- and it came out that the governments KNEW something like this had recently been discovered, all sorts of inquiries would ensue.

      Politicians don't want that. So, they slap some limited ban together that showed that they "did something" even if it's worthless (and thus are at least partially covered even if an attack happened), and they get a kick of "security theatre" that keeps the masses scared, cowed, and convinced of evil dudes for a while longer.

    4. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      There's no way that banning countries has an effect on the global economy.

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    5. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those Governments are either failed or sponsor/create terrorists. These Jihadists are from a small set of countries with circumstanced that not only push martyrdom, but help people achieve it.

      You won't see the Chinese people making bombs and sneaking them on to airplanes, because China fears what their people would do if they had the materials to create such devices. You won't see the Russians doing it for the same reason. Oh I know, those crazy Catholics in Rome are always blowing themselves up for their Holy wars. Jews too, constantly strapping bombs to themselves and blowing up the Goyem.

      Are you happy putting your idiocy on full display for public ridicule? Have any other moronic questions to ask for virtue signalling? Moron

    6. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by chispito · · Score: 2

      Otherwise its just games.

      First time flying?

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    7. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It's obviously bullshit. Why would you try to use one of the thinnest tablets available? Why spend all that money?

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    8. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by swillden · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Let's assume this is a real threat And obviously it is doable, you could open up an ipod, rip out the guts, and put other stuff in its place. Why just 8 countries then? If its a real threat, its a global threat. Its not all that hard for someone to fly to another country first and then travel from an allowed airport. If this is a real threat, it should be from all airports. Otherwise its just games.

      I flew from San Jose, CA to Salt Lake City, UT on Friday last week. I was "randomly" selected for slightly-enhanced screening, even though I was going through the TSA Pre-checked line -- and so were the two people before and after me. In this case the screening enhancement was to apply a bomb sniffer to all of my electronic devices, after they'd been xrayed. So, based on what I saw, at that airport on that day, the TSA had turned the random selection probability way up (perhaps 100% -- all five of the people I saw go through were "selected") and implemented a specific check for bombs in electronic devices.

      So it appears to me that the TSA may actually have responded across all US airports, though not with more screening, not a device ban.

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    9. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Keep thinking that Bannon et al are stupid. You may not like them - but that doesn't make them stupid.

      However pretending to yourself that your political opposition is stupid; now that says something about you.

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    10. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It's obviously bullshit. Why would you try to use one of the thinnest tablets available? Why spend all that money?

      THIS! If I was going to bring explosives on a plane it would be within an Alienware laptop.

    11. Re: Then why just 8 countries? by Swaffs · · Score: 1

      I believe the issue is the quality of the security screening in these countries.

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    12. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump is stupid. Even fellow republicans are saying this.

    13. Re: Then why just 8 countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the issue is the quality of the security screening in these countries.

      It's much more likely that the screening organisations in those countries are known to be infiltrated by the enemy. That's a different thing from how well they do their work.

    14. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what trailer trash crawled out to blow mod points on you? 'cuz "I know you are but what am I?" is pretty much Trump-tier thinking, however many false equivalences you want to dress your sanctimony up in.

    15. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Ignoring the stench of racism in your comments:

      *Then why did the US and UK pick different countries?
      *Why is this only for certain airlines, and not for all airlines in that airport?
      *Why is it only for certain airports, and not all airports in a given country (only one of two international airports in Morocco were mentioned. Its not that hard to get from Casablanca to Rabat).

      Or we can take the obvious answer- its all bullshit, and you're a racist prick.

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    16. Re: Then why just 8 countries? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I believe the issue is the quality of the security screening in these countries.

      Sorry, but you'd be wrong.

      Several of those countries are engaged in active Civil wars, like Turkey so security is turned up to 11. Dubai (UAE) is at European levels because they hire Europeans to manage it.

      But the real problem with that argument is that you could fly to a large number of places in Eastern Europe not in the ban and find incredibly lax security. This is why I use Sofia as my example. Bulgaria is the country directly to the north of Turkey and they aren't exactly known for their Protestant work ethic and incorruptibility. What is stopping Akmal the tablet bomber from flying from Ankara to London by way of Sofia? It's probably wont even cost any more than an ESB-LHR ticket. Hell, he probably wont have any trouble getting through somewhere like Frankfurt.

      This why I cant buy it as a credible threat. Why are laptops from Germany or Bulgaria safe when they aren't from Turkey.

      Also you don't even need to fly from Turkey, you can get a bus to Sofia if you really wanted.

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    17. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Keep thinking that Bannon et al are stupid. You may not like them - but that doesn't make them stupid.

      Bannon et al. are idiots.

      However the people that voted for them and continue to support their idiotic ideas are the ones who are really stupid.

      The tide is turning against so-called "populist" politics precisely because people are seeing how much damage is caused when the stupid put idiots into power. Hanson lost in Western Australia, Wilders in the Netherlands lost, Le Pen in France is next.

      The rest of the world should really thank you for being the shining example of what not to do.

      However pretending to yourself that your political opposition is stupid; now that says something about you.

      You need to look up the definition of irony.

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    18. Re:Then why just 8 countries? by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      What made you think I voted for Trump? I didn't.

      Oh. Because I said he wasn't stupid. OK. Gotcha.

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  7. No larger than a smartphone ?!? by LordHighExecutioner · · Score: 1

    Can something like this device apply for access in cabin ?

  8. #NOTALLMUSLIMS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, MSM?

  9. Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by mark-t · · Score: 3, Informative

    This myth was busted on Mythbusters' first season. You can *fall* out of an airplane that has had major structural failure, but you aren't going to get sucked out of your seat unless the opening is literally underneath you (and large enough).

    1. Re: Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er,please explain how people fell upwards out of an aircraft that suffered a major ROOF failure where several people were witnessed to have been sucked out of the cabin,even seat mounts/rails were disrupted ?

  10. so we're basing these on inventiveness? by nimbius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    was the discovery of a plot

    if every time someones discovered plotting the demise of western civilization we are to enact some new pointless and myopic law for our airlines, we may as well scrap the whole idea of commercial flight. Someone could easily roll a grenade into the screening area, or the food court, or even the ticket counter and accomplish just as much if not even more than an i-pad bomb. or they could show up at a gay nightclub and kill 60 people. or shoot up a government building in San Bernadino.

    Los Angeles International even had a guy show up with a high power rifle and start picking off cops and TSA agents, which went way beyond a plot, but we still dutifully strip off our shoes and throw out our bottled water in homage to the all mighty security theatre. The point of terrorism is that once you concede to being terrorized, thats it, youve lost whatever war you thought you were fighting against it.

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    1. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by jeffreyxcav · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

    2. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      It's my fault. I tried to get a laptop ban through security but it got spotted because it failed the laughtest, so they confiscated it and incarcerated it into their procedures.

    3. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Body bombs. Yes, there was news of a plot to have a Muslim women board a plane with explosives stored in her breast implants. Aside from the jokes of explosive tits, yeah, you can't stop someone from doing that. Once it DOES occur, you can kiss aviation goodbye!

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    4. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem with the TSA is that it's a modern make-work program. Air port security theater has generated tens of thousands of jobs, not just in the TSA agents whose job it is to fail to spot 95% of sample bombs sent through the checkpoints, but also for the people who build and test the various technologies that fail to spot weapons on people in the majority of tests. We've gone through three generations of "detectors" that don't really work. People are making money off this, and then making more money to "fix" the fact that it doesn't work with a new generation of bogus detectors that also don't work.

      And that, ultimately, is the reason it will never be scaled down. It's why we'll continue to be forced to take off our shoes and belts and empty our pockets: there's too much money in refusing to admit that none of this accomplishes anything.

    5. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we still dutifully strip off our shoes and throw out our bottled water in homage to the all mighty security theatre.

      Not me! Paid the $85USD fee, and for the next 5 years leave my shoes on, laptop in bag, and pass through xray only security in 5min. (ps, no fully body scanning)

      https://www.tsa.gov/precheck

    6. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      we still dutifully strip off our shoes and throw out our bottled water in homage to the all mighty security theatre.

      Not me! Paid the $85USD fee, and for the next 5 years leave my shoes on, laptop in bag, and pass through xray only security in 5min. (ps, no fully body scanning)

      Do you work for the TSA or something? Because the fact that Americans have to pay $85 to be afforded basic 4th-amendment rights (and common decency in their privacy) should be something you LAMENT, not lord over the plebs who haven't paid up to get basic freedom back.

    7. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of terrorism is that once you concede to being terrorized, thats it, youve lost whatever war you thought you were fighting against it.

      I think there is something clearly wrong with that logic and I often see people using that argument, sadly.
      While losing some of your freedom to fight against terrorism is bad, it is a far better alternative than allowing terrorists to have an easier time killing people.
      Simply keeping things the way they are to "not bow down to terrorists" won't magically make them less of a threat to people's lifes. You might think you are winning some sort of moral victory over them, but that is far less important than keeping people alive.
      No one is losing to an enemy by trying to protect yourself from him, it is no different in the case of terrorism. Sometimes we have to make choices we don't want to make but are ultimately necessary, that is just how life is.
      Besides, no reason to believe this ban is eternal. Just like no police officer wears Bulletproof vest 24h a day, temporary bans are a flexible strategy to help deal with temporary problems and I do mean temporary.
      Right now terrorism is a big problem, but time marches on and nothing lasts forever.

    8. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Body bombs. Yes, there was news of a plot to have a Muslim women board a plane with explosives stored in her breast implants. Aside from the jokes of explosive tits, yeah, you can't stop someone from doing that. Once it DOES occur, you can kiss aviation goodbye!

      Ummm, you know that islam-o-nuts have already put bombs in their ass, right?

      http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06...

    9. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Nah. Just ramp up whole body scanners. We can make them, they're just a bit slow. A couple of years of research, a couple of billion dollars in grants and you can get on a flight for your well earned vacation only to find that you have terminal cancer.

      Progress!

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    10. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely you'll get cancer from the scanner.

    11. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by gtall · · Score: 0

      Yes, and that's Bannon's and Trump's idea. If there are no commercial flights, then there are less illegal aliens in the U.S. They win.

      Yeah, I know it is stupid, but then consider who's promulgating the restrictions.

    12. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Way to stick it to the man.

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    13. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by encad · · Score: 1

      It must not even be the demise of western civilisation.

      Europe had tons of homemade terrorism till the nineties (RAF, IRA, etc. to name a few), in which people made a lot less fuss about and a lot less radical ideas of security profiling then today were thrown out in courts based on human rights (Rasterfahndung for example).

      Yes, terrorism is bad, but without finding and countering its root cause, even the most intrusive security measures will not stop terrorism, it might even amplify it through a multitude of causalities. The current way of dealing with terrorism, which is statically seen over the last 50 years just a minor event, especially in europe, is completely overblown and a waste of resources better spent elsewhere.

    14. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by ftobin · · Score: 2

      $85 was not the only price you paid.

    15. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by ewibble · · Score: 1

      It is not that point you can't take practical measures, but when you go down the path of ridiculous measures for minor risks you they have won.

      from http://edition.cnn.com/2016/10...

      For every one American killed by an act of terror in the United States or abroad in 2014, more than 1,049 died because of guns.

      from that article 32 US citizens died from terrorism while 33,599 died from firearms. In other articles from 1976 to 2007 between 3,000 to 49,000 died from flu relate reasons.

      They have won because people are living in fear and doing insane things to counter insignificant risks.

      Everything you do in life involves risk and you might die, sad but true. You are much more likely to die of a cold or heart attack, or a car accident than a terrorist attack but doesn't stop you going out, driving or eating junk food. Heaven forbid paying for public health care, or even the basic of gun control measures in the US in order to save lives.

      The point of terrorism is that once you concede to being terrorized, thats it, youve lost whatever war you thought you were fighting against it.

      You are not being terrorized if your response is measured, practical and proportionate. When fear takes over rational thought then you are.

    16. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can kiss aviation goodbye!

      As I have. I'm grounded until all this madness stops. Will travel by car in my enormous and friendly continent.

    17. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets just make it say attractive women's clothing... i am ok with that ban

    18. Re:so we're basing these on inventiveness? by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Wait, did you just come up with a stupid idea, attribute it to someone you think is stupid, then use that idea as a justification for them being stupid?

  11. put down the crack pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My response was that Obama was actually worse

    neurological damage much? check out the knee-jerk reaction!

    1. Re:put down the crack pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My response was that Obama was actually worse

      neurological damage much? check out the knee-jerk reaction!

      How's that "red line" in Syria working out?

      If Obama engineers a coup in Ukraine that won't start a war! Fuck the EU!

      Wow, look how ISIS (AKA "Al Qaeda") didn't take over large parts of Iraq after Obama bugged out - unlike all predictions.

      How about that "reset with Russia"?

      And, oh boy, isn't Libya such a stable area now!

      You were saying?

      And imagine how bad things would have been if Obama wasn't a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!

    2. Re:put down the crack pipe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that "red line" in Syria working out?

      Enjoy Trump's solution, don't you?

      If Obama engineers a coup in Ukraine that won't start a war!

      How's that armed foreign insurrection working out for you?

      Fuck the EU!

      That's Trump's plan. And Nigel's. And Wilders. But Merkel didn't rise to the bait, did she?

      Wow, look how ISIS (AKA "Al Qaeda") didn't take over large parts of Iraq after Obama bugged out - unlike all predictions.

      So let's see, either A) you want Obama to ignore the treaty Bush agreed to with the Iraqi government and forcibly occupy them or B) Obama to bribe that Iraqi's even more when they couldn't see the obvious, they still needed support.

      Which is it?

      How about that "reset with Russia"?

      How's those waves of arrests working out for Putin anyway?

      And, oh boy, isn't Libya such a stable area now!

      You're complaining about Libya, which Tom Clancy denounced as a haven for terrorists 3 decades ago, just because Trump loved another show-boating dictator?

      You were saying?

      What exactly are you saying? The hat's on your head now.

      And imagine how bad things would have been if Obama wasn't a winner of the Nobel Peace Prize!

      Imagine how badly Trump would cry if the Nobel Prize committee gave Obama second prize, just to spite him?

  12. The real problem is people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should just not allow people to fly. It's against nature anyway.

  13. iPad, huh? by argStyopa · · Score: 0

    I always knew hipsters would end up killing us all.

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  14. rectal smuggling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    rectum does it all: drugs, money, explosives, animals, and electrpnicd have all benefitted.

    I demand a more thorough search.

  15. Similar to Lockerbie bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those too young to remember, Pan Am 103 was brought down by a cassette player with Semtex that had been placed in the hold. Portable electronics can carry enough explosives to take down a plane, even in the hold.

    I will say that I worry this precaution is not enough to stop a plane from being blown out of the sky.

  16. Fakes by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    Do counterfeit iPads even exist, ala the community of Hackintosh tinkerers?

    1. Re:Fakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering if it's more like a real iPad inside a fake extended battery + case. The iPad will function at the security check. And the explosive material disguised as an extended battery might appear convincing enough to pass. But rather than alert the general population and prompt copycats, just make a blanket "No tablet/laptop devices" statement.

      In other words, damage control while they ramp-up detection training and techniques for this class of devices.

    2. Re:Fakes by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      I saw a counterfied iPad on my last trip to Thailand, but as I "knew" all model types of iPads, I recognized imediatly that it is not an iPad. (It was an Android tablet with Apple Logo etc. on it, made from plastics ... but looked quite convincing on the first glance, but the formfactors etc. were all wrong).

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    3. Re:Fakes by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering if it's more like a real iPad inside a fake extended battery + case. The iPad will function at the security check. And the explosive material disguised as an extended battery might appear convincing enough to pass.

      Wouldn't it be more likely to be actual iPad externals with maybe a small Pi-type computer driving a small iOS fake (you really only need to simulate power-up, lockscreen/home screen, etc in case they turn it on), replacing most of the internals with explosives? Only issue with that I can see is having to make sure that it physically resembles an iPad when x-rayed. Since tablets in the US can remain in your bag when passing through security, using a specially designed case could help with that as well.

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    4. Re:Fakes by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

      I saw a counterfied iPad on my last trip to Thailand, but as I "knew" all model types of iPads, I recognized imediatly that it is not an iPad. (It was an Android tablet with Apple Logo etc. on it, made from plastics ... but looked quite convincing on the first glance, but the formfactors etc. were all wrong).

      I saw some dead giveaways, Sansmug phones...

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  17. good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that other cpuntries will xray your tablet, so such a plot will be obvious. They will also xray your laptop and such explosive will show up as a big incongruous block. I can't speak for those 8 countries but i would be surprised if they did not xray baggage.

    1. Re:good question by slew · · Score: 1

      I know that other cpuntries will xray your tablet, so such a plot will be obvious. They will also xray your laptop and such explosive will show up as a big incongruous block. I can't speak for those 8 countries but i would be surprised if they did not xray baggage.

      1. The xray machines for carryon baggage can't easily distinguish modern explosives from lithium-ion batteries which take up a large part of the volume of modern electronic devices.
      2. It's probably easier to get some confederates inside the security operation in these countries.
      3. An explosion in an airplane hold inside a bag won't have as much force as a tablet held against a the cabin wall.

      So, the authorities are just taking a limited countermeasure to this threat (not banning cabin tablets from everywhere, just a few countries). This probably won't reduce the probability of the threat over time, but probably disrupt some threat that they currently got some chatter about. Unfortunately, we will have to live with the aftermath of this long after the specific threat has subsided...

    2. Re:good question by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      I know that other cpuntries will xray your tablet, so such a plot will be obvious. They will also xray your laptop and such explosive will show up as a big incongruous block. I can't speak for those 8 countries but i would be surprised if they did not xray baggage.

      It's a bit of an open secret, this -- a laptop battery shows up on an x-ray as a big block, and an appropriately-shaped explosive device in a battery compartment is therefore not incongruous. This is why we had to switch on our laptops at security in the late naughties, and still do in some airports. What baffles me is how this latest move helps -- a laptop in hand luggage can easily be x-rayed, swab tested and sniffed by a dog. A laptop wrapped up in the middle of a hold bag is a lot harder to check.

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    3. Re:good question by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Yes, airport backscatter xray machines can tell the difference between a laptop battery and a block of C4. Batteries have lots of metallic plates inside them. Youtube is full of videos of people taking them apart.

  18. Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by wired_parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If this ban had been in place in place when a Samsung Note 7 caught fire in an airplane cabin the result would have been more serious. Instead of being quickly caught and dealt with as the phone battery overheated in his hand while still on ground, it is possible that it would have smoldered undetected in the middle of the cargo hold until turning into a serious conflagration in-flight. A ban like this will increase the risk of in-flight battery fires and make flying less safe.

    1. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for you to decide. There are many things we do not know.

    2. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by paulhar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld

    3. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this sentence starts out sounding non-sensical and makes more and more sense the longer you think about it.

    4. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by swillden · · Score: 1

      "There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld

      But are there unknown knowns? Are there things we know but don't know that we know?

      Inquiring minds want to know.

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    5. Re:Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by dknj · · Score: 1

      cargo holds have smoke detectors and fire suppression systems. it would be noticed immediately and the flight would be diverted. a single note 7 caught fire, not multiple note 7s on a flight. so considering the same events transpired except note 7s were placed in storage the problem would still be a single note 7 catching fire (or probably less since phones would be powered off and less likely to overheat and rupture).

      FUD that is FUD is still FUD that gets +5 insightful

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    6. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by MortimerGraves · · Score: 1

      Yes. Previous experience can provide unknown (or at least unconscious) knowns that we use to help solve new problems. We just need to be aware that this can also bring baggage with it that can lead us to interpret new problems through the lens of old ones; doing so may lead us to misunderstand / misinterpret new situations and assume they are analogous to ones previous experienced.

    7. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by trevc · · Score: 1
      Know

      "There are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we do not know we don't know." - Donald Rumsfeld

      But are there unknown knowns? Are there things we know but don't know that we know?

      Inquiring minds want to know.

    8. Re: Will increase risks of cargo hold fires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rumsfeld was (is) evil, not stupid.

  19. "Combination of factors" = "We are lying to you" by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Why are we giving these people any kind of power at all? They are a clear and present dangers to freedom and society.

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  20. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Mythbusters is not very reliable regarding busting myths.

    http://www.ripleys.com/weird-n...

    http://www.historyandheadlines...

    I guess if you modify the search a bit, you find plenty of more incidents.

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  21. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by houghi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So please explain how a pilot fell out of the window of the cockpit after it broke https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
    The window is not underneath him http://www.bac1-11jet.co.uk/N9...

    While extremely entertaining, Mythbusters are pretty bad in using Google and I would never use them as an example of why things are not possible, only to say if they are possible. (Bit like a ping doesn't say much when you don't get anything back)

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  22. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by AvitarX · · Score: 2

    More relevant to me, that's a pretty big hole in the plane

    1 person dead, the make a hole and suck people out strategy is not very effective. Probably why it hasn't been tried.

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  23. It's not like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every Airport on the planet has an invasive screening process meant to catch these sorts of things or anything

  24. Just ask to turn it on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very simple... in security line, where ipads go thru xray machine on the belt, if an ipad is spotted, then A) wouldnt an explosive ipad look a tad different on the scanner, and B) just require everyone with an iPad/tablet/laptop be required to turn it on and do something so that the security agent knows it functions. I've seen that elsewhere where you have to turn on your phone and show that it works. Why is this any different?

  25. Yeah, this was tried. by PPH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    On a Somali flight (Daallo Airlines Flight 159). A laptop full of explosives was smuggled aboard a flight and detonated against the airplane's hull, blowing a hole in it. The only fatality was the bomber, who was sucked out the hole.

    The issue was that, in order to get this laptop around checked bag security in Mogadishu (which isn't too good, but enough so that the terrorists didn't risk carrying it through), they had to have an airport employee carry it in and hand it to the passenger. Now if this is what the USA and GB are worried about, we have a really big problem. If an airport employee can sneak in a laptop, they can sneak in anything up to the allowed carry-on size. It doesn't have to be electronics. It could be a hollowed out bible or koran. The only way to protect against this kind of threat would be to shut down all flights originating at or passing through an airport suspected of being compromised.

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    1. Re:Yeah, this was tried. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      If an airport employee can sneak in a laptop, they can sneak in anything up to the allowed carry-on size. It doesn't have to be electronics. It could be a hollowed out bible or koran. The only way to protect against this kind of threat would be to shut down all flights originating at or passing through an airport suspected of being compromised.

      It already happens in the US. Remember a year or so ago the 2 US airline employees arrested for running guns into New York? One would be booked on a flight and the other would bring a bag full of guns in to work and would pass them off in the bathroom.

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    2. Re:Yeah, this was tried. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      and if that shoe bomber would of pulled it off then we may all be getting a free colonoscopy at the airport.

    3. Re:Yeah, this was tried. by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      You don't even need that.

      A teenager was able to get over the airport fence at San Jose airport a little while ago. I doubt that this airport is unique in not having effective perimeter security.

      If you can get over the fence, then anything is possible.

      The obvious conclusion is that there are no real terrorists in the USA. None other than the FBI-invented bomb plots.

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    4. Re:Yeah, this was tried. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      If an airport employee can sneak in a laptop, they can sneak in anything up to the allowed carry-on size.

      If airport employees are not effectively screened in the process of getting their credentials, then all bets are off, as they could sneak in anything, and with much less chance of being caught than passengers carrying an i-pad packed with explosives would have. For example, think of what catering companies could hide in those delicious 'meals' before loading them onto the plane. And if you're in maintenance or construction, you're necessarily going to have a lot of tools that would be banned for carry-on. The several times I've driven in to the hangar area of a major airport, although the signs say that all vehicles are subject to search, it has never been searched. (I doubt that a search would be all that effective, either.)

    5. Re:Yeah, this was tried. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      and if that shoe bomber would of pulled it off then we may all be getting a free colonoscopy at the airport.

      If that shoe bomber had pulled it off we'd all be amazed that you can detonate plastic explosive with matches.

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    6. Re:Yeah, this was tried. by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      That was a year ago and nothing changed...

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  26. Crap report by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is hard to take seriously a report about the feasibility of explosives causing issues on airplanes when apparently, the report says people could get sucked out. Basic physics. Flow is from high pressure to low pressure because of the pressure differential. Blown out, not sucked out. If they don't even know that, how can we believe them about explosives?

    1. Re:Crap report by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It is hard to take seriously a report about the feasibility of explosives causing issues on airplanes when apparently, the report says people could get sucked out. Basic physics. Flow is from high pressure to low pressure because of the pressure differential. Blown out, not sucked out. If they don't even know that, how can we believe them about explosives?

      If someone starts off inside a plane, passes through a hole and ends up on the outside of the plane screaming as they plunge to their doom, does it really matter whether they're blown or sucked?

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    2. Re:Crap report by flink · · Score: 1

      If someone starts off inside a plane, passes through a hole and ends up on the outside of the plane screaming as they plunge to their doom, does it really matter whether they're blown or sucked?

      The point is, why should we care? If the bomb only kills a couple of people but fails to bring down the plane, then it is no worse than the mayhem a lone gunman could cause on the ground. In fact he could probably cause more death and economic chaos by blowing himself up in an airport choke point.

      The reality is that well-funded, competent terrorists who are knowledgeable enough to plan a mission like this and suicidal enough to carry it out are really, really rare. Rare enough that I would be happy if we reverted to 1999 level passenger screening as my chances of sitting next to a laptop/shoe/underwear bomber would still be less than the probability of getting stung to death by bees on the way to the airport.

  27. If they plot to put explosives in their rectum... by Dretep · · Score: 1

    that will be the day I stop flying. No trip would be worth a cavity search.

  28. Score:-5, Pwned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative
  29. Imaginary plot by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Sorry but the whole thing smells badly. I have seen the TSA xray of my ipad pro and you cant hide shit in these devices without setting off the detectors. They could even see I had a SD card inserted.

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    1. Re:Imaginary plot by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I have seen the TSA xray of my ipad pro and you cant hide shit in these devices without setting off the detectors. They could even see I had a SD card inserted.

      Trouble is though that plastic explosives look much like lithium polmer innards. If you replaced the lipo cells with nice rectangular lumps of explosives the same size, it'd be very hard to tell the difference. It'd be even easier to pull off with those laptop batteries which use 18650s.

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    2. Re:Imaginary plot by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      So how do all these other fake devices get through? I've read that the TSA has a lamentable record detecting test devices, and I imagine by test device they mean something that otherwise looks ordinary, because if the test device is a number of red tubes stuffed with trace amounts of dynamite with an alarm clock and curly wires taped to it I'm sure a photo would have emerged by now.

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    3. Re:Imaginary plot by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Call me when it also get's past the explosives sniffer that is built into the machine.

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  30. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by _xeno_ · · Score: 5, Informative

    That wasn't the myth they were testing. As other people have pointed out, people can and have been sucked out of airplanes. As I recall, the episode you're talking about even mentioned that fact.

    What they were testing was that a bullet hole in a plane could lead to "explosive decompression" and cause a large hole to suck people out. Specifically the myth that a terrorist with a gun shoots a hole in a window and that causes a large hole that people get sucked out of. And they determined that such a scenario just wouldn't work: airplane glass won't fracture like that, and the hole the bullet creates wouldn't be large enough to cause enough suction to suck people out.

    But they never tested anything like an exploding iPad or laptop. They were specifically testing shooting holes in a plane with a gun.

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  31. Not sucked out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sucked out of a hole - blown out of a hole. But don't worry, that's a very common misconception.

  32. Security checks by MayeulC · · Score: 1

    Don't they already require that any electronic device have enough battery to be powered on and therefore prove that its insides were not replaced?

    I could imagine some cases in which you replace the second HDD with explosives in a laptop, but X-rays would detect that, hopefully.
    But that gives a bit more insight on their choice to ban this class of electronics altogether, and I think it makes sense; or is understandable, at the very least.

  33. X-ray inspection? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in the US they even force you to remove your shoes for x-ray inspection, wouldn't an I-Pad packed with explosives stick out on an x-ray like a sore thumb? There are dozens of places where you could hide explosives better (luggage, coats, canes, markers, etc), this simply sounds like more security theater to me.

  34. Explosive buttplug plot discovered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All passengers' anuses to be explored and sealed with epoxy glue prior to boarding.

  35. It doesn't matter. It would be *bad*. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's unlikely that anyone is going to get sucked out. But a large enough explosion can cause a failure in the structure of the aircraft, in which case you're in world of shit. It's unlikely that they could pack enough explosives in an iPad to cause major structural components to fail (e.g. wing spar) but airframes are a wonderfully sophisticated balance of force/stress and bad things happen when you tip that balance. The linked Aloha incident is a perfect example of just how a plane can be fragile yet robust at the same time. The front top of the cabin completely ripped off (no exaggeration, make sure you're wearing your brown pants before looking at the pictures) because of fatigue failure but the frame of the aircraft remained functional enough for the pilots to retain control and land it. Unfortunately, one flight attendant was ripped out by air currents. If this had happened to a larger aircraft further away from land there's a good chance the outcome would have been different. The cabin would be taking additional, unplanned, stress from the wind blowing into the cabin for a longer period of time. This would be exacerbated by the need to fly at a lower altitude with denser air (maximum of 14,000 ft so the passengers can breath). Your fuel budget is going to be completely blown and any chance of a successful water landing is gone. This not even factoring in the possibility of the explosion taking out electronic or hydraulic flight surface control. Repair manuals for commercial airframes are available online so it is possible to deduce where to place an explosive to have maximum effect (both from a structual and control point of view).

  36. Unknown Unknowns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So let's get this straight.
    An unknown terrorist from an unknown group in an unknown country allegedly plotted to carry a small amount of explosives in a makeshift ipad at an unknown time and place, and that's why no one is allowed laptops anymore?

    Ladies and gentlemen, you wanted to know just how stupid they think we are?

    This many.

  37. Can't wait to us AI? Heres something! by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    Have a drone follow behind the airplane. It will be loaded with all the things that can explode. There's your AI.

  38. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by korogorov · · Score: 0

    This myth was busted on Mythbusters' first season. You can *fall* out of an airplane that has had major structural failure, but you aren't going to get sucked out of your seat unless the opening is literally underneath you (and large enough).

    What the Mythbusters showed is that the decompression is not as dramatic as people expect from the movies. People far from the explosion won't be affected by a hole. But they didn't show that you can't get sucked at all, or if they did I question it since this happened before in a dramatic way, and in neither case was the person sucked out directly above the hole or close enough to fall.

  39. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mythbusters tested a small bullet hole in a pressurized fuselage. The thing about pressure is it's a force per unit of area. So the larger the opening, the larger the forces involved (until the pressure is equalized). So something as small as a bullet hole doesn't result in large forces.

    Aloha Airlines flight 243 lost the forward section of its fuselage. The flight attendant standing in row 2 near the front of the failed section was hit in the head by debris and fell to the floor. The flight attendant standing in row 5 near the rear of the failed section, with all the force of the cabin air behind her, was blown out by the decompression.

    Airline fuselages are designed to suffer decompression only in a small section. You literally design weak sections surrounded by a lattice of strong sections, so a crack or failure cannot unzip the skin around the entire plane as it did in Aloha 243. The failure aboard Aloha is suspected to have started on the left side (one of the passengers noticed a crack by the door while boarding). And the theory is the crack failed producing a small hole. The flight attendant was blown towards the hole by outrushing air, and her body momentarily plugged the initial hole. This caused a pressure hammer from the air behind her rushing forward towards that hole blew out the entire forward cabin overhead.

  40. Re:i like the buttsex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SEXY

  41. Re:If they plot to put explosives in their rectum. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was two years ago.
    http://www.defenseone.com/thre...

  42. Terrorists don't know about connecting flights? by hawguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a good thing Terrorists don't know about connecting flights, otherwise instead of taking a flight direct from a banned city to the USA, they'd take their iPad on a flight that connects through a non-banned city, perhaps even transferring from a Middle Eastern airline to a Western airline so they punish even more westerners.

    Which is the same problem the USA has with domestic flights -- an attacker doesn't have to breach security at a large airport, they just need to bribe some random TSA worker in any of thousands of small airports to smuggle a box full of "drugs" that's really the explosive or weapon he wants. The person doing the smuggling doesn't even need to be in on it, they can think they are a well paid drug mule while they deliver a box of explosives to someone at JFK.

    1. Re:Terrorists don't know about connecting flights? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Or this has nothing to do with security? It's funny that only airports that don't have American carriers were targeted by this ban. So now if I have to go to one of these cities I can take one of these foreign carriers and not have access to my electronics or I can take an American carrier to have access to my electronics on the long part of the flight with a short connection flight. Wonder what a lot of people will do.

      If they were really worried about a fake iPad holding explosives they could have worked with the airports to ensure that additional testing was done and to make sure that the electronics were turned on. It's not like you can fill an iPad with explosives and still keep it working. And notice that I said work with, not take over the security. But all their measures have done is put the dangerous device into the cargo hold where it still is dangerous. You just don't know what it's next to when it blows up, if it exists.

  43. Details? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    Without further details, this story of a plot sounds as though it could be just that - a story. One created to justify further restrictions that lead to further reflexive obedience to authority. I'm not saying there wasn't a plot; but without further information and confirmation, the whole things smacks of propaganda.

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  44. oblig xkcd by karlandtanya · · Score: 3, Funny
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  45. Who is being protected here? by aoism · · Score: 1

    A plot -- from an unnamed country, from unnamed sources, with details in secret, with the end result meaning more security and more importantly, more money being sent to security services that the regulators own are are invested in for this additional screening. Meanwhile you can rent a U-haul truck for $50 and plow through hundreds of people on the street, or buy a $500 rifle and head to a nightclub to do your damage. Human damage of course, not monetary damage, since planes are expensive, and fear of flying due to terrorist attacks keeping people out of airports is much more so.

  46. Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why put a bomb in an iPad, when you can have a Samsung 7 with a natural tendency to explode?

  47. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    What they were testing was that a bullet hole in a plane could lead to "explosive decompression" and cause a large hole to suck people out.

    They had to answer the question that has been on everybody's mind for all these years

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  48. c'mon honey. do your country a service. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and let's get to a funeral on-time for a change. you let me finger your bunghole, not like it is private property anymoar.

  49. Failure to identify the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ban the middle eastern people, not electronics. Strike at the problem itself instead of pandering to the pussies who call themselves bleeding heart libs.

    1. Re:Failure to identify the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a quick solution, but a stupid one. Can't middle-eastern people position themselves at EU and disembark at EU with explosives?

  50. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Walking+The+Walk · · Score: 1

    But they never tested anything like an exploding iPad or laptop. They were specifically testing shooting holes in a plane with a gun.

    In fact they also tested blowing up a window with explosives, and then blowing out the side of the plane with a very large explosive. They still concluded that modern planes are very structurally sound and that it would suck for the person sitting next to the explosives, but everyone else will just get a bunch of air rushing past. Also covered in the more extreme scenario of a spacecraft decompressing in zero atmosphere by Kyle Hill of Because Science.

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  51. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    Mythbusters does less science than the catholic church.

    Not surprising, given that the entire university system was invented by Catholic monks who sought to uncover the physical rules of the universe. (Investigating the rules of physics was seen as investigating God's work, and therefore a holy endeavour.)

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  52. It is the liquid bomb again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They banned liquids from airplaines when they had a indication that terrorist would use liquid explosives to bomb a plane.
    A month after they publishd a small article proclaiming that there was nothing to the rumor. They searched alot of homes etc but could not find a trace of these liquid terrorists. And then liquid's became forbidden to bring.

    Would not be suprised if this is the same thing

  53. Been a concern since the 90s by Torin+Darkflight · · Score: 1

    Hasn't this been a concern since the 90s though? I distinctly recall my mother traveling for work a lot back in the 90s (before 9/11, mind you), and every time she'd take her laptop the airport security would ask her to turn it on to prove it was a real laptop and not a bomb. I don't know if this was the case or not, but it was implied that if she couldn't prove it was real, she wouldn't be allowed to take it in carry-on.

    Could this same tactic not be used to weed out fake explosive iPads? I would presume that an iPad casing stuffed with enough explosive to cause real damage wouldn't have room for electronics to make it functional, so I imagine the same "can't prove it's real, can't take it in carry-on" security check could be used rather than a whole outright ban.

    1. Re:Been a concern since the 90s by jandjmh · · Score: 1

      The article implies that they plan was to make functional devices with enough explosives to be dangerous. I suppose you could make a false back for an iPad that increased the thickness by 2-3 mm and had enough oomph to blow out a window. But there a million other ways to smuggle in bits of explosive. It wouldn't take any high tech machinery to candy coat a bunch of plastic explosive and make it look like a one pound pack of M&Ms. The ban is stupid.

  54. Come on, they wouldn't do that with an Apple by whitroth · · Score: 1

    It'd void the warranty.

  55. Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Isn't this ban some kind of Islamophobia?

    Where are the Democrats on this!!!!??? We need a court challenge Right Away!

    1. Re: Wait! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let the free market sort it out. Airlines with poor safety records I'll eventually go out of business. I want to fly on the plane that passes out goggles and rock salt rubber bullet slug shotguns to every passenger.

      Also, I want tax cuts for people with over ten million dollars and to add usage fees for calling 911. For reasons.

    2. Re:Wait! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm surprised that no judge from HI, CA or MD has struck down this order. All to punish airports in Muslim countries

  56. explosive in watches....rings hats cloths ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now what

  57. I thought they already had measures for this? by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    You're already required to prove that your devices are genuine, but turning them on and operating them in view of a security agent. Is that not enough?

    To me this seems more of a "our existing security theatre isn't working anymore. Time to dial it up another notch" maneuver.

  58. What's so great about blowing up a plane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously...

  59. Re:i like the buttsex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in, I love sexing women in the butt

  60. Catheter explosives. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a vid (stileproject I think) where a man hid two double-A batteries in his penis and upon presentation would dispense them witg full warrantee of fitness to be used in a device.

    Methinks the originalcomplain was that he could carry-on an appliance so-long as he didnt use it and they made damn well to get rid of his AA batteries. Yet he smuggled another pair of AA batteries. Im thinking it was an oral hygeine tool, as to why he chose penis and not rectum.

    Funny how they sell things along terminals in marketplaces that arent allowed in flight.

  61. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hole does not have to be literally underneath you, but the suction force won't pull you out if you are at all secured or distant from the hole.

    Other factors like the motion of the plane, can throw or drop you out, or you can be sucked out if you're right next to the hole and not secured, but in practice the shrapnel from an explosive glued above one isle of seats would probably kill more people than using the same bomb as a shaped charge to blow out the wall would.

  62. no democracy for tourerists and civil bystaners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    babies can increase effectiveness of explosives due to potash and sulfates in Formula, therefore...

  63. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Take a look at this picture: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tTab0Xt.... That "roof" was the upper half of the cylindrical fuselage skin, from the cabin floor up. The flight attendant was blown out by a multi-hundred-knot wind.

  64. flight paths by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Uh, just b'cos the airline is Emirates doesn't mean that they'll necessarily fly to Dubai.

    1. Re:flight paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it kind of does.
      Emirates intentionally does things so that a LOT of their long-haul flights have an overnight layover in Dubai.

      (Not speculating on whether this has anything to do with the ban.)

    2. Re:flight paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, just b'cos the airline is Emirates doesn't mean that they'll necessarily fly to Dubai.

      https://www.businesstraveller.com/files/News-images/Emirates/Route-map.jpg

      I see seven flights which do not originate from DXB. All of them are connections, from DXB.

      Unless you get the Milan to NY flight on emirates you *WILL* be going through DXB, if you are on an actual Emirates flight.

    3. Re:flight paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Emirates can only fly inbound and outbound of Dubai. Emirates canNOT do cabbotage, like flying Germany to France or US to France, it must first fly to its hub, that's the law (see below)*.

      *Freedoms of the Air

  65. We've not been installing dictator after dictator by DeplorableCodeMonkey · · Score: 1

    We've installed dictator after dictator, constantly destabilising the region decade after decade.

    You make it sounds like the West is assassinating leaders and installing puppets on a regular basis. The reality is that the Middle East was, until the Arab Spring, very stable in terms of the rate of upheaval in political systems. Europe was a basket case in the 20th century compared to the Middle East. What you see happen with the Middle East is the same thing you have in Mexico, where the PRI ruled for the better part of a century. Stability in the political class is far less important than the broader culture. A stable culture that is too corrupt (or something else very damaging) to unleash the abilities of the people to modernize and develop isn't going to get you far.

  66. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Mythbusters is not very reliable regarding busting myths.

    Mythbusters is to science as pro wrestling is to sport. Ie pro wrestling is 'sports entertainment'.

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    In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
  67. Why the obsession with airplanes? by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the apparent obsession that terrorists have with air travel. If one is a terrorist looking to harm Americans, for example, it's not hard to imagine easier and more effective means than trying to blow up an airliner.

  68. So... by bobmajdakjr · · Score: 1

    by force checking them, the plane will just explode starting from the baggage compartment rather than the cabin. totally solved.

  69. Religion screws us again. by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    To summarize this problem, religion has lead to electronics being banned on air planes. It doesn't matter if you believe in Islam, Mormonism, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, or etc.... it's all the security blanket for the immature, irrational and illogical adult.

  70. Re:Good. by fedos · · Score: 1

    Um... this ban is another win for the terrorists.

  71. Security Theater yet again by jandjmh · · Score: 1

    How is this going to stop any serious threat? If I was a suicidal, radical terrorist, with the backing of an organization that can create a laptop/tablet that looks and works like a standard model, and is also a bomb, what stops me from flying out of one of the hundreds of airports not covered by this ban? Is the cost of one extra plane ticket really that much of a barrier?

  72. Rapid depressurization at high altitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a rather famous example, several Comet planes were lost over Italy during the 1950's. The root cause was a fault in the mounting of a single window (ADF), which existed in all aircraft.The connections were riveted, not glued, so the change in pressure over time eventually led to depressurization at attitude.

    So what exactly happens when the cabin depressurizes? Lungs become bruised - collapse. Skulls become fractured. All passengers were dead before the plane even hit the sea. All of this because of one faulty window.

    Sure, we have those little oxygen masks in case such an event occurs on modern airliners, but given the chaotic nature of such a situation, the desired goal of creating terror would be achieved. I think a better idea would be a blanket ban on electronics in aircraft. Specifically selecting certain countries and airports does not prevent another carrier or nation from being used as an attack vector. It also opens you to unnecessary political risk, though such actions appears to gain political support back home. Long term, a better solution would be to require and distribute rapid chemical detection equipment - similar to what is used domestically here. (I'm American, btw)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BOAC_Flight_781

  73. Here's how to stop all airline terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Close all airports, never fly again. Never let anyone, ever fly again. Close all airplane factories.

    While you're at it -- Build a gaint wall around every country, and never let anyone travel farther than a 1 hour walk from home.

    Look, there is a point, where, I don't care about the risk of a terrorist, when compared to the pain and hassle of avoiding every possible potential maybe but-what-if scheme could do.

    Give me a waiver that says "terrorists might kill you, are you ok with this?" I'll sign it, and then we can remove all the useless pretend things that won't really stop terrorists. Deal?

  74. Ban faggots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They may bring explosives up their ass. Ban purses, and bags too. What a load of crock.

  75. So.. FUD theatrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like the whole liquid bombing BS.

  76. Easy to use by hduff · · Score: 1

    Apple has made the iPad Boom too easy to use.

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    "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
  77. battery X-Ray by DrYak · · Score: 1

    wouldn't an I-Pad packed with explosives stick out on an x-ray like a sore thumb?

    Have you already had a look on say x-ray image of a tablet or smartphone ?

    A very big part of the volume is occupied by the battery (intentionnally bigger to store as much power as possible), with extremly tiny electronic components and board push to the edge around it (intentionnally small, to use low-power components).

    In theory it should be very easy to replace the battery (on an X-ray it's just a big slab of homogenous-looking chemical) with another similarly looking slab of explosive chemicals... i mean, intentionally explosive chemincals (lithium is also explosive, but that is not its intended main use, no matter what was happeinning to Samsung smartphones, "Hoverboard" hands-free segway-like and old Sony laptop batteries).
    A bomb-containing or battery containing tablet will look the same on X-rays.

    In practice, a tablet isn't big : you can't pack that much destructive energy in such a small form-factor.
    For enough destructive power, you would probably need to go for a volume that ends-up looking similar to a laptop's battery.
    (if you think about it, lithium batteries are already about packing as much energy as possible inside a device).

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  78. How about underwear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen a lot of bombs being hidden in shoes and underwear. Those two should be banned too.

  79. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Cramer · · Score: 1

    Oh, it's been tried. It just doesn't f'ing work. The amount of explosives required, and their precise positioning, is not something anyone is likely to ever be able to carry out. (getting enough idiots to do it isn't the issue. getting the multiple bricks of C4 on the plane, into place, and detonated at the same time...)

  80. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Cramer · · Score: 1

    Actually, they did the best they could with what they had, and what they were allowed to do. As they clearly said in the episode, putting a bomb in an actual flying plane at altitude is absolutely not allowed -- no one will fly it, and the FAA won't let it in US airspace. (and they don't have the budget to blow up a fully functional 747.)

    In almost every documented case, the people blown out of the plane are either not strapped in properly, or their seat went with them. In every case I'm aware of where some nut does get a bomb on board, it doesn't rip the plane in half; it makes a small hole and the plane lands safely minus the bomber (who goes out their new hole) and maybe a nearby passenger or crew member.

  81. SJWs are idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Racism? You do realize that Muslim is not a race and that the FAILED and TERRORIST states are the _MINORITY_ of the Muslim faith right? Twice now you have displayed that you are a complete idiot incapable of forming a thought on your own.

  82. How's life in the hypocrite lane?

  83. Re:Sucked out of an airplane? Not likely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out the bomb in a flight from Somalia.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daallo_Airlines_Flight_159

    There is even a video from the inside of the plane - google it.

    You can hear that it's windy, but people were not being sucked out. And the only guy who did get sucked out was the guy who had the bomb and was seated near the "wall". Even the guy seating next to him didnt get sucked out.

  84. Ban Tim Cock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who knows what explosives she bring inside....iFuck, iPenis...

  85. I can't believe it took them this long to think of by sabbede · · Score: 1

    Seemed pretty obvious to me. Like putting precursors to toxic gasses or explosives into those tiny shampoo bottles. I'm glad terrorists aren't very imaginative.

  86. It's bitztream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The autism-hating, custom EpiPen-hating, Musk-hating Slashdot troll!

  87. Apple, do not remove the headphone jack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will just get filled with C4.

  88. Maybe another reason by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    I think they just don't want anyone running unowned hardware in the cabin of a plane. Also, it is easier to copy all your data when the device leaves your hands.

    Phones are owned, so they are allowed.

  89. Re: nervous? by slashrio · · Score: 1

    Why should we be nervous? Flying is statistically still safer than any other alternative.

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    "Trump!!", the new Godwin.
  90. Re: It would take generations by slashrio · · Score: 1

    And a lot of fantasy...
    The nature of colonialism is forced occupation and oppression, destruction of identity and culture, internal divides and exploitation and robbery.
    This will throw any society back into poverty. If the British occupation of India was so good, then why are the standards of living in both countries not the same?

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