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Simulation Suggests 68 Percent of the Universe May Not Actually Exist (newatlas.com)

boley1 quotes a report from New Atlas: According to the Lambda Cold Dark Matter (Lambda-CDM) model, which is the current accepted standard for how the universe began and evolved, the ordinary matter we encounter every day only makes up around five percent of the universe's density, with dark matter comprising 27 percent, and the remaining 68 percent made up of dark energy, a so-far theoretical force driving the expansion of the universe. A new study has questioned whether dark energy exists at all, citing computer simulations that found that by accounting for the changing structure of the cosmos, the gap in the theory, which dark energy was proposed to fill, vanishes. According to the new study from Eotvos Lorand University in Hungary and the University of Hawaii, the discrepancy that dark energy was "invented" to fill might have arisen from the parts of the theory that were glossed over for the sake of simplicity. The researchers set up a computer simulation of how the universe formed, based on its large-scale structure. That structure apparently takes the form of "foam," where galaxies are found on the thin walls of each bubble, but large pockets in the middle are mostly devoid of both normal and dark matter. The team simulated how gravity would affect matter in this structure and found that, rather than the universe expanding in a smooth, uniform manner, different parts of it would expand at different rates. Importantly, though, the overall average rate of expansion is still consistent with observations, and points to accelerated expansion. The end result is what the team calls the Avera model. If the research stands up to scrutiny, it could change the direction of the study of physics away from chasing the ghost of dark energy. "The theory of general relativity is fundamental in understanding the way the universe evolves," says Dr Laszlo Dobos, co-author of the new paper. "We do not question its validity; we question the validity of the approximate solutions. Our findings rely on a mathematical conjecture which permits the differential expansion of space, consistent with general relativity, and they show how the formation of complex structures of matter affects the expansion. These issues were previously swept under the rug but taking them into account can explain the acceleration without the need for dark energy." The study has been published in the Monthly Notices of the Royal Astronomical Society. You can view an animation that compares the different models here.

106 comments

  1. i thought slashdot got hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then i remembered what day it was. ughghg

    1. Re:i thought slashdot got hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then i remembered what day it was. ughghg

      I take it this is also the reason for the lame new orange look?

    2. Re:i thought slashdot got hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orange is spritzy, and delicious. Also some of the left corners look more rounded.

    3. Re:i thought slashdot got hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, even on April 1, some articles are not April Fool's articles. I don't know whether this one is or if it just had an unfortunate release date. Even so, I like the idea of not relying on the dark-matter theory.

  2. Physics trolling? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    That is new for an April Fool's prank :D

    1. Re:Physics trolling? by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      The date on the linked article is March 30th, so even taking different time zones and daylight savings etc into account, it was not published on April 1st. Unless they modified the date stamp to fool us.

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    2. Re:Physics trolling? by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      What they meant to say is that 68% of the universe consists of physicists' simplifying assumptions, i.e.: space is uniformly flat everywhere and everywhen, the gravitational constant is the same everywhere and everywhen, etc.

    3. Re:Physics trolling? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      The date on the linked article is March 30th, so even taking different time zones and daylight savings etc into account, it was not published on April 1st. Unless they modified the date stamp to fool us.

      It is a well-known pseudo-scientific trope, I think even xkcd has made fun of this "theory". I am guessing slashdot included it today to troll physicists, since this tends to piss them off.

    4. Re:Physics trolling? by martinfb · · Score: 1

      Spacetime was compressed so that this prank is actually on Apr 1.

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  3. Interesting by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 1

    It seems the sims are running simulations in my simulated universe.
    - The creator.

    1. Re:Interesting by rmdingler · · Score: 2
      Heard a good one this week:

      "Maybe nothing can go faster than the speed of light because that's the tick-rate of the server our simulation is running in."

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    2. Re: Interesting by Frankzy · · Score: 1

      The question is whether we're on Tranquility or the shitty Singularity nodes.. Or even Serenity *shudder*..

    3. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close. That is the tick rate of the ether.

    4. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is that when scientists try and measure time to even smaller intervals; time becomes increasingly grainy and fuzzy;

      http://www.sciencealert.com/physicists-find-as-clocks-get-more-precise-time-gets-more-fuzzy

    5. Re: Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would make CCP Guard some kind of deity.

    6. Re: Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The time dilation, it hurts.

  4. More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    This was published March 30, 2017 so it's not a April fools joke.

    Suck it, dark matter! You ain't real, bro! *High-fives girlfriend* Aww, she's not real either. ;(

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    1. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by Vengeance · · Score: 1

      No, just the dark energy

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    2. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other shoe will drop eventually.

    3. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by bughunter · · Score: 2

      I was at a Carnegie Institute open house a year ago and was chatting with the lead scientist, and I asked him to describe Dark Energy in terms that my 10 year old son could grasp. He said "it's a correction to our equations so that our math agrees with our observations."

      That's when I stopped believing in dark energy. They just haven't made enough observations.

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    4. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself is bad style, I know, but I just want to add:

      They'll figure it out eventually. Those people are NOT idiots.

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    5. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      They'll figure it out eventually. Those people are NOT idiots.

      Many of them are not. Many of them realize that when they have a correction factor, like Einstein's Cosmological Constant, that those numbers represent "future work required to determine the cause of the need for this adjustment".

      But enough of them start to believe that the mathematical adjustment is a real phenomena that a significant group of people starts to go off the rails. We see a new phlogiston crop up every few decades and then it goes away. Maybe this is just one of those "structure of scientific revolutions" things, but it does seem like quite a waste of time because there are other problems that need solving, and to some degree physicist time is fungible.

      Here's a gedankenexperiment I'd love to see explored mathematically, if there are any newbie physicists in the crowd looking for a project outside the orthodoxy: Imagine two entangled particles created at the Big Bang. They wound up traveling in opposite directions and represent the leading edge of the Universe's expansion currently. Since time and space are related by c those particles represent the entirety of time in our Universe, setting an upper bound of "all of time" on entangled action. Therefore, the root mechanism of quantum entanglement, probably related to the "two" particles being projections of a single higher-dimension entity, must operate in a space/field/dimension where all points in time exist simultaneously (and/or time doesn't exist at all), as the "spooky action" can happen regardless of the state of the space-time dimension of either particle. If this has been well-explored mathematically, I haven't been able to find it (pointers appreciated, of course).

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    6. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "That's when I stopped believing in dark energy. They just haven't made enough observations."

      Dammit! Just when I was hoping to unload my leftover luminiferous aether.

    7. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Phlogiston! Luminiferous Aether! Dark energy! You guys goofed when you ruled out spirits and gremlins motivating everything.

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    8. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy is gone. by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      The Cosmological Constant, which is the part of the equation that requires dark energy, is a fundamental part of the Einstein field equation. It is as real as a constant of integration is. There is no question mathematically that this term is required. The real question is what is its value, because theory does not predict that. Scientists tend to think it is one of 0, ~10^35, or ~10^88, but the question is very much open. The big range in predicted values is the problem, not the fact that there the field equation has a constant term.

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  5. More accurately: dark matter/energy isn't. by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 2, Funny

    This was published March 30, 2017 so it's not a April fools joke.

    In your face, dark matter! You ain't real, bro! *High-fives girlfriend* Aww, she's not real either. ;(

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    1. Re:More accurately: dark matter/energy isn't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if the author doesn't really exist?

      But really - simulations are not real. Very easy to fool oneself with simulations. ,.,.
      Sort of like the conversation I had with someone that told me that "...nobody can know anything for sure" --- so I replied, "If you are convinced you don't know anything, then why should I listen to you?"

  6. bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nah, it is the Zigerions. They nest 3 simulations just to be extra safe. And still fail.

  7. No way the simulation is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of blaming the flawed simulation, the unbelievably arrogant "scientists" behind this decided that 68% of the universe does not exist.

    1. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think 100% of the universe exists. It seems the real story is that scientists just don't know what that 100% is comprised of.

    2. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that maybe 68% of the scientists don't exist.

    3. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by Imrik · · Score: 1

      Rather, the author of the article decided that. The scientists decided that instead of a 5/27/68 distribution it was actually a 16/84/0 distribution.

    4. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think 100% of the universe exists. It seems the real story is that scientists just don't know what that 100% is comprised of.

      Yes exactly. The original article title is idiotic. It's not that 68% of the Universe suddenly goes missing under this new model, it's that the 68% which was never observed in any way may not actually be needed at all to account for observations.

    5. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think 100% of the universe exists. It seems the real story is that scientists just don't know what that 100% is comprised of.

      *what that 100% is composed of.
      *what that 100% comprises.

    6. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there: very witty! But I think your estimate is a bit low...

    7. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by michael_wojcik · · Score: 1

      I think 100% of the universe exists.

      You existists may have the upper hand now, but history will vindicate nonexistencism.

      Imaginary creatures unite against ontological oppression! We're not here! Get used to it!

    8. Re:No way the simulation is wrong by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 1

      Is that what I think it isn't?

  8. So this means my bitch of an ex-wife... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...really doesn't have a heart, just like I suspected? Not that I'm bitter or anything.

  9. Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why does everyone think it is hilarious to post bullshit on April Fools Day?

    I was frantically trying to get my young daughter to a Hospital and accidentally hit the "Game" icon in Google Maps.

    Anyway, it worked out well, my daughter died, and I am saving at least $5,000 to $10,000 a year!

    Thanks Google!

  10. Don't DownVote Me, Bro by cellocgw · · Score: 4, Funny

    INB4:

    Black Matter Lives!

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  11. This orange is not bright enough by edxwelch · · Score: 2

    Can you make it brighter, so it makes my eyeballs bleed?

    1. Re:This orange is not bright enough by khchung · · Score: 1

      Is this the new beta? Guess /. hired too many programmers and web "designers" who have nothing better to do, and got to keep redesigning over and over to justify their pay.

      Oh, yeah, the new look SUCKS, I guess everyone already knew that.

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  12. soylent news by ealbers · · Score: 1

    thank goodness its april 1st, I was just heading back to soylentnews.org

  13. Not a physicist, but curious by haggie · · Score: 1

    If the expansion of the universe is not consistent, what causes the variation?

    1. Re:Not a physicist, but curious by burtosis · · Score: 1

      If the expansion of the universe is not consistent, what causes the variation?

      Its the inconsistency in the acoustic whooshing of the matter that causes it to be expansive.

    2. Re:Not a physicist, but curious by ByteSlicer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If the expansion of the universe is not consistent, what causes the variation?

      Einstein's equations are non-linear. The metric expansion of space-time depends on how much matter and energy there is inside that portion of space-time.

      Also, quantum fluctuations in the hot dense "quantum soup" before the big bang grew into large scale structures: mass seems to be concentrated in the walls of huge bubbles, as super-clusters of galaxies, with very little mass/energy inside.

      At the largest scales, the universe is still homogeneous, so on average, the expansion rate should be constant. But on the scale of the "bubbles", the differences in mass/energy density cause differences in the metric expansion of space-time.

      Until recently, this was ignored in simulations, because Einstein's equations are currently impossible to solve exactly at that scale. So now they used better approximations than before, that include this varying metric expansion, and found they don't need dark energy flows to explain some observations. Instead, differences in expansion rates make it appear that some regions "flow" towards other regions, despite everything expanding.

      From our point of view expansion appears to be accelerating because of this, causing us to believe that the cosmological constant Lambda (a.k.a. Dark Energy) is not zero. So now it seems they can explain a seemingly accelerating expansion with Lambda=0 using normal metric expansion.

    3. Re:Not a physicist, but curious by burtosis · · Score: 1

      You had me until the last paragraph. Gravity is only attractive, we would not see any acceleration in expansion, only uneven deceleration. This is why it was a complete surprise until the groundbreaking type 1a supernova study revealed it. When I was in school the three options were the Big Crunch, expansion that halts after an infinite time, or expansion that continues to slow down but never stop. Acceleration wasnt even considered mainstream.

  14. Dark energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Anybody who understands science and the scientific method, and isn't just an acolyte of the One True Religion of Science, must have surely seen something like this coming. Think about the reasoning:

    1. Our mathematical models of the vast and ancient universe, invented by us bald apes that are lucky to live a century, do not fully agree with observation.

    2. Therefore, to account for this discrepancy, the universe must consist primarily of unknown, invisible substances whose only interaction with our visible universe just so happens to cause precisely the behavior you would expect if our models were completely accurate.

    In software engineering, this is known as "wishful thinking", like when we swap out hardware and say "this hardware performs the same function, surely the drivers cannot be that different."

    The difference between software engineering and physics is that software engineers can use the compiler and debugger to verify their wishful thinking is fantasy, whereas physicists must often come to this conclusion through a pure application of the intellect (or, more often, never at all; it is easier to shout down the unbelievers when they can't easily prove you wrong).

    1. Re:Dark energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neutrinos: proposed 1930, detected twenty-six years later.

    2. Re:Dark energy by bhetrick · · Score: 1

      This is an intrinsic problem in observational sciences such as medicine and astronomy, where experiments cannot be performed: all of the postulated mechanisms are plausible hypotheses, rather than theories. The only way to falsify an hypothesis is to happen to make an observation that is at variance with the hypothesis. In experimental science, one can typically designs experiments that either provide or fail to provide such observations; in observational science, all one can do is watch and wait.

    3. Re: Dark energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luminiferous aether was also postulated and then proved to be an invention of physicists' fevered imaginations. Did you have a point?

    4. Re: Dark energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not science, this is fortune telling. The pagans also sat around under the night sky awaiting signs from above. Perhaps computer simulations will come to be seen as this age's equivalent of oracle's bones of old.

  15. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like you only read the first word of the title and got triggered.

  16. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    a very questionable understanding of this reality

    Wait, do you have an understanding of this reality that agrees with observation? That would be revolutionary.

    what happened *prior* to the "Big Bang"

    *prior* is a function of time. Time didn't exist until the Big Bang. Hawking's equations suggest that time only approaches a limit of zero at the Big Bang but never achieves it. Ergo, the question you're asking doesn't even make sense semantically. cf. "do you have an understanding of this reality that agrees with observation?"

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  17. Attempt at serious reply... by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...it's also a bit of a dull reply, as it is mostly about finding names for things...

    There didn't seem to be enough matter to explain the evolution of the universe, so scientists guessed at what might be causing it. It looked like there was more matter that we couldn't see, so they invented the idea of 'dark matter', which was something that had mass but was otherwise pretty inert so we didn't see it. BTW: 'dark' here is an old use meaning 'unable to be seen', such as 'the dark side of the moon' being the side that faces away from earth, not the side that is not lit by the sun. The other possibility was that gravity was somehow slightly different when operating over very large distances and times. This was settled because astronomers got better at calculating the distributions of mass in the universe when they thought there was something interesting to find, and found there were cases, such as the 'bullet nebula' where there were very significant amounts of mass in different places to the star-like matter we could see. This gives credence to the idea that 'dark matter' is a real sort of 'stuff', our can be treated as a sort of stuff, rather than just an systematic difference in the equations.

    Okay, suppose we assume for now there is lots of invisible stuff that has mass and momentum, but otherwise does not interact with anything else much (think of neutrinos, but more so). If we take our best assumptions as to the right amount of dark matter, then there is a slight error which means something else is pushing the universe apart. If it looks like extra energy, we call it 'dark energy' and astronomers start looking for ways to detect it. In the meanwhile, other people look for a rival model where there is a systematic error in the equations for very large distances and times. That's pretty much where we are now. Indeed, the two explanations are not different - one just describes the error as 'extra energy' and the other one does not - until we get some new experimental evidence that shows which explanation is more useful.

    Dark energy is a small correction term to our universe. If you want something we really don't understand, try the inflationary period of the early universe. We know it got really big, really fast, but really evenly; but we don't have any of the details.

  18. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Time didn't exist until the Big Bang. "

    Of course it did. What preceded Big Bang was Seinfeld.

  19. Simulation Suggests 68 Percent ... by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    Or to be very specific, 68% of the researchers doing This Particular Study do not exist. That means the ones that DO just got a raise!

    Sounds like fraud to me. Call the Science Police!

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  20. Excellent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then 68% of my fat ass may not exist either.

  21. Simulation Suggests 68 Percent of the Universe May by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Still better than news here!

  22. Re:Entanglement explained with classical example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Er, no - that's not entanglement. In quantum entanglement changing the state of one particle instantly changes the state of the other.

  23. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    This simulation is based on the global warming model. It has consensus, so it must be true.

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  24. Ok I used google anti-clickbait tool to translate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "New Simulation Suggests 68 Percent of the Universe incorrectly evaluated by previous simulation / model."

  25. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by religionofpeas · · Score: 0

    Consensus doesn't mean true, it just means that it's our best bet with current insight.

  26. Did 68% of what wasn't there disappear? by rgutbrod · · Score: 1

    The study showed that the "Dark" energy is not necessary to explain the expansion of the universe. Since they have never "proved" it existed, how can it "disappear"?

    1. Re:Did 68% of what wasn't there disappear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Abstract concepts can disappear. For example: "the need to repaint the old bridge disappeared with its collapse". This "68% Percent of the Universe" is an abstract concept of the Lambda-CDM model.

  27. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by sexconker · · Score: 2

    *prior* is a function of time. Time didn't exist until the Big Bang. Hawking's equations suggest that time only approaches a limit of zero at the Big Bang but never achieves it. Ergo, the question you're asking doesn't even make sense semantically. cf. "do you have an understanding of this reality that agrees with observation?"

    Ergo, it's fucking stupid. If you suppose that some initial state of the Universe existed at some fundamental T0, before the clock started ticking, then:
    How was it set into motion? Who created the initial state? Why does the Universe exist at all?

    These aren't questions for science to answer. This is the realm of religion. To suggest that the universe we're in is a simulation is no different than suggesting some deity created everything. These questions are by their nature unanswerable. If we pierce the veil and escape from our simulation, meet some god, ascend to another plane, etc., we'll just be at level 2 wondering if there's a level 3. There always exists the possibility that there's something beyond your bubble that is influencing your bubble in ways you can't perceive.

  28. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    Im starting my new religion thanks to you. We pray to the god of simulation! Im going to make scientology look like a fool. and disprove aliens or us for that matter really exist. and we can do anything we want and it will have no effect on the simulation running on the next thread of the master machine that controls the universe. We need to find a way to injecting a patch into the simulator that gives us interstellar transportation so we can get tho the edge of the memory we reside in to be able to inject our code into the main machine so that we can gain control over the simulator and monitor and effect other simulations.

  29. Re:Entanglement explained with classical example by Nehmo · · Score: 2

    If you are stating that "hidden information" is possessed by the entangled particles, Bell's Inequalities https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... refutes that. Or at least it refutes "local hidden variables".

    IOW, Bell's experiment showed that the entangled particles can't be established as opposites at the time of creation.

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  30. Yipee! by messymerry · · Score: 1

    If this is true, then I just lost 145 pounds. Yipee!!!

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    1. Re:Yipee! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If this is true, then I just lost 145 pounds. Yipee!!!

      Being married to a physicist:

      Wife: "Does this universe simulation make my ass look fat?"

      Husband: "Mind if I tweak a few sim parameters before I answer?"

      Wife: "Sounds like a waffly 'yes'. You can tweak your own parameter tonight!"

  31. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Tell that to the AGW crowd and watch them go into a frenzy.

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  32. public domain benefit by swell · · Score: 1

    Regardless of conflicting theories, Dark Energy will live on. This is for two reasons: 1- Dark Energy is rather essential to some science fiction fantasy; and 2- Dark Energy is not copyrighted by Disney or any other litigious entity. Try using 'the Force', 'the Spice Melange', 'Sonic Screwdriver' or 'the One Ring' to explain your scifi miracles and legal problems arise.

    And, hey, It's Dark, and it's Energy; what's not to like?

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    1. Re:public domain benefit by mentil · · Score: 1

      Look at how much Freud and Jung live on in pop psychology. Dark Matter/Energy aren't going anywhere in the public consciousness, even if they are fully debunked tomorrow. That said, they don't have much presence in the public consciousness, and there's always the good-old fallback explanation: aliens.

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  33. Re: I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never encountered an atheist who has any understanding of philosophy. They never realize that literally ever atheistic argument merely pushes the problem of a necessary first cause back one step. I wish every atheist would take at least one philosophy and one logic class. Or at least read Trent Horn's Answering Atheism. It would blows their minds.

  34. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    Im going to make scientology look like a fool.

    I applaud your strategy of getting the hard stuff done first.

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  35. Golly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sure hope we're part of the other 32 percent.

  36. Re: I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I have never encountered an atheist who has any understanding of philosophy.

    Maybe that's because Bertrand Russell died 40 years before you were born.

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  37. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Time didn't exist until the Big Bang. Hawking's equations suggest...

    These 'suggestions' allow you certainty? You understand he could be wrong, correct? Kinda like the physicists suggesting dark energy could be wrong.

  38. Re: I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

    You're a friggin' idiot. I'm atheist and you can check my posting history here to see that I hold exactly those views. Read it, interesting, didn't blow my mind. Don't project fragility.

  39. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Doesn't even mean that. It means a group of people agree, nothing more. What they agree on might be something as stupid as demons causing illness. There's no "insight" in that belief, it was made up to explain something they couldn't figure out.

  40. Dark Matter by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    That is one of the dumbest things I've read. If that's literally all the research you've bothered to do into the phenomenon, you're a complete retard to even begin to have an opinion on it. Your "lead scientist" was clearly has also not done any astrophysics.

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  41. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    The shit I come up with when im drunk and stoned on the weekends is always the best! lol i vaguely remember typing that dont remember whats all in it. dont know if i want to even read it O.o

  42. Stupid Title by WorBlux · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't exist, then by definition it's not part of the universe.

    Better title. Researchers estimate the mass of the Universe be be 32% of the previous consensus models.

    1. Re:Stupid Title by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      You're just afraid of owning 32% of a cat.

  43. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the universe is a simulation, proof will need to be found first. If it is, I could accept that the universe was created but that wouldn't mean I believe in a god, just a technologically advanced being or beings that created a simulation of which I am a part of. If I wrote an AI, I still would not be a god, just the creator of an AI.

    Religious people believe in faerie tales and have zero evidence for anything. They believe in magic, not technology.

  44. Re:ignorance Vs knowledge base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject development needs open-minds
    ignorance and Super-imposition does not help - rather it damages spirit of science.
    why not create East-west Interaction.
    cosmic function of the Universe helps in time- for prime concepts.
      Cosmos Quest -cosmology vedas interlinks

  45. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by syntotic · · Score: 1

    Have you ever modelled a foam?

  46. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by sexconker · · Score: 1

    As a creator of a simulation, you are that simulation's god.
    Technology outside of the simulation that is able to affect it, is both unattainable and impossible to model by those within the simulation. It is magic.

  47. simulations, illusions... and ??? by billdale · · Score: 1

    Musk is apparently convinced everything is just a simulation. He seems to be right about sooooo much... he could be right. I'm just a figment of his imagination.

  48. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Username checks out .. wait isn't this reddit?

  49. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by TWX · · Score: 1

    My wife would've said Friends, but your point is a decent one.

    She has an illogical, almost pathological hatred of Seinfeld, which stands in stark contrast to actually like Jerry Seinfeld's standup.

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  50. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    So at a coffee counter, does she stick cash in the tip jar without making sure the barista is looking her way?

  51. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by TWX · · Score: 1

    No, she doesn't drink coffee.

    But she does seem to enjoy it when associated with comedians driving cars to get it.

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  52. Re:I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    What's a Reddit and does it get you stoned?

  53. Re: I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

    I have never encountered an atheist who has any understanding of philosophy. I wish every atheist would take at least one philosophy and one logic class.

    As a lover of logic and philosophy, I'm going to start off by suggesting your premise is flawed. There's little reason to think that atheists as a group have less exposure to philosophy than the general population. Limiting analysis to the sample of those you have encountered is neither representative nor logical. If anything, I would wager the opposite: my guess is there's at least a slight correlation between people who have thought about the world enough to come to an atheist stance and those who have also explored philosophy.

    That said: hi. I'm an atheist who not only took a few philosophy classes in school, including one on logic, but also still pursues an occasional book or audio-lecture on the subject. In fact, my college Philosophy of Mind class first really pushed the idea onto me that a supreme being wasn't very probable, and also limited the powers or likely area of interest and involvement of that supreme being to the point that it wasn't really supreme, and possibly not a being.

    They never realize that literally ever atheistic argument merely pushes the problem of a necessary first cause back one step.

    My understanding was that the fixation on first causes was primarily from the religious side, particularly that a first cause is "necessary" at all. I can't recall much from the atheist side suggesting it's even needed. The current scientific consensus seems to be that a first cause either isn't necessary or may have been an accident, and I think most atheists are comfortable-ish with that. Or at least more comfortable saying they don't know, or calling it unknowable, than saying "I know God did it," as if that explains anything.

    Or at least read Trent Horn's Answering Atheism. It would blows their minds.

    Always appreciate reading suggestions, always willing to entertain suggestions that come from a different perspective. Obviously I haven't seen anything too convincing yet, or I wouldn't still call myself an atheist, but it never hurts to gather input and improve the discussion.

  54. Same thing even at the top by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Even God has deficit problems.

  55. Spherical Cow Error on Line #91340673 by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...the discrepancy that dark energy was "invented" to fill might have arisen from the parts of the theory that were glossed over for the sake of simplicity. The researchers set up a computer simulation of how the universe formed, based on its large-scale structure. [Matter grew lumpy in simulations]...The team simulated how gravity would affect matter in this [lumpy] structure and found that, rather than the universe expanding in a smooth, uniform manner, different parts of it would expand at different rates...consistent with observations...could change the direction of the study of physics away from...dark energy...[emph. added]

    As I interpret this, they really did "assume a spherical cow" at first.

    The old models assumed uniform expansion of the universe (a 4D sphere) because apparently that either makes the math easier, or we didn't have the computing power back then to "do it right". But that required "dark energy" to explain some oddities we observe in the current universe.

    Then these guys looked at expansion rates and patterns with lumpy matter (uneven aggregation), found it made a big difference, and now we allegedly don't need "dark energy" to explain current observations anymore.

    Thus, they simulated with a more realistic cow shape instead of with a spherical cow, and got results that fit observations without inventing extra factors (dark energy).

    1. Re:Spherical Cow Error on Line #91340673 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      instead of with a spherical cow, and got results that fit observations without inventing extra factors (dark energy).

      In this case don't you mean "dark milk"? Chocolate milk? Tasty! I like this Cow Universe already...

  56. Re: I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Same ac here. Sorry I didn't mean to say 'atheist' I meant to say 'cat'. I must have dribbled on my keyboard. I have never met an atheist, they don't go to my church . However I have met many cats, and they don't know shit about philosophy.

  57. Re: I can't take any of this seriously anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Member of the AGW crowd here. When does the frenzy start? Haven't had a good frenzy in ages

  58. Wait until they find out... by martinfb · · Score: 1

    Wait until they find out that Dark Matter is is a similar aberration!

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