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IoT Garage Door Opener Maker Bricks Customer's Product After Bad Review (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: Denis Grisak, the man behind the Internet-connected garage opener Garadget, is having a very bad week. Grisak and his Colorado-based company SoftComplex launched Garadget, a device built using Wi-Fi-based cloud connectivity from Particle, on Indiegogo earlier this year, hitting 209 percent of his launch goal in February. But this week, his response to an unhappy customer has gotten Garadget a totally different sort of attention. On April 1, a customer who purchased Garadget on Amazon using the name R. Martin reported problems with the iPhone application that controls Garadget. He left an angry comment on the Garadget community board: "Just installed and attempting to register a door when the app started doing this. Have uninstalled and reinstalled iPhone app, powered phone off/on - wondering what kind of piece of shit I just purchased here..." Shortly afterward, not having gotten a response, Martin left a 1-star review of Garadget on Amazon: "Junk - DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY - iPhone app is a piece of junk, crashes constantly, start-up company that obviously has not performed proper quality assurance tests on their products." Grisak then responded by bricking Martin's product remotely, posting on the support forum: "Martin, The abusive language here and in your negative Amazon review, submitted minutes after experiencing a technical difficulty, only demonstrates your poor impulse control. I'm happy to provide the technical support to the customers on my Saturday night but I'm not going to tolerate any tantrums. At this time your only option is return Garadget to Amazon for refund. Your unit ID 2f0036... will be denied server connection."

421 comments

  1. Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    When someone posted details about upcoming firmware online.

    1. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      That's a lot different situation than someone having a non functioning product and permanently bricking it.

      Elon Musk has never bricked a customers car (intentionally) for a bad review. He did refuse to sell some future products but he never removed functionality.

    2. Re:Musk did this too by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Proof please?

    3. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused. Does the opener no longer open/close when in local range? It sounds like the only thing disabled was remote access, which this customer didn't get working anyway.

      Not defending the actions of the company, but lets not confuse what actually happened.

    4. Re: Musk did this too by CWCheese · · Score: 2

      That would truly suck if Grisak locked up the fella's garage door to prevent him opening it. I'd hope this fella didn't neglect installing the override latch to disengage the motor and open the door manually. I know what Garadget I'm never going to buy.

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    5. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This device is not a garage door opener. It's an add-on for one, which connects it to the internet so you can check on the status of your door from a phone app (in case you're worried you forgot to close it).

      The company disabled the cloud access to this guy's device, rendering it completely useless for the only thing it's good for. The customer couldn't get remote access working anyway, but that's the only thing that device is for! So instead of fixing his issue, they locked him out of using his own device (maybe some friend could have gotten it working for him), all because he posted a bad review. If you can't see why this is wrong on many levels, I can't help you.

    6. Re: Musk did this too by NFN_NLN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You just replied to a comment ending in "but lets not confuse what actually happened" by adding pure speculation on something that may have never happened???

      Then finish by saying: "I know what Garadget I'm never going to buy."

      - Never go full retard

    7. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I have no problem with what the company did. If he would've called tech support and not been a jerk maybe he'd have gotten the issue resolved and everybody could've been happy. Instead this lunatic gets online and goes off on the company as if he's entitled to never run into a technical support issue with a product. I'd have bricked his device too.

      My parents owned a local tavern. Enivatably there'd be a non-regular customers from time to time who had a legitimate gripe they would bring to the attention of a server but were total a-holes about it and would demand to speak to a manager and then try and throw an employee under the bus even though the employee in question did everything possible to try and resolve the issue to the customer's satisfaction.

      Their money was always refunded and they were told to get the hell out and to never, ever come back again. Some people's money simply isn't worth accepting.

      You have every right to bring a problem to someone's attention but you don't have a right to be a prick about it unless the matter isn't properly addressed.

      I go out of my way to try and be nice to anybody who is providing me a service even if they fall short so long as I can tell they care and are trying. 9 times out of 10 if you kill somebody with kindness they'll take care of you. For the other 10% that's when you go over their head and kick things up the chain.

    8. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Any company has the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason, which is exactly what happened. The guy offered a full refund. "Bricking" the device is very different from shutting off its service which is what happened. Totally justtified and reasonable reaction to the way this customer behaved. Nobody deserves to be talked to like a servant. I would have hoped we'd evolved beyond that level of barbarism.

    9. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't offer a refund. He told the owner to go back to the seller (Amazon) for a refund.

    10. Re: Musk did this too by PoopJuggler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you're going to sell to the public you'd better thicken your skin a bit. Fighting a tantrum with your own tantrum is childish, and will cost this guy some business.

    11. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Rights to refuse service change after someone has given you money

    12. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bullshit. The device was bricked. The device is utterly unusable without the cloud account that it's linked to, so that's no different than "bricking".

      No, making something that someone paid for unusable, after the sale, is NOT justified, ever, for anything. If you want to decline to provide further support because of abusive language, that's fine, even if that means they can't figure out how to get it working on their own, but that's very different from bricking it, which is utterly spiteful.

    13. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is certainly not what happened. The service was advertised, was paid for, but was not delivered. If you can't see the difference, I can't help you.

    14. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell that to the flower company who tried to refuse a gay wedding...

    15. Re: Musk did this too by mpercy · · Score: 1

      " Any company has the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason, which is exactly what happened. "

      Really? Sure would be nice if only it were true.

    16. Re: Musk did this too by Nethead · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, making something that someone paid for unusable, after the sale, is NOT justified, ever, for anything.

      Uh, Samsung Note 7?

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    17. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't really agree with that one either. At least there, though, they could make the case that it was about safety since they really did have batteries exploding and catching fire. They really should have made replacement batteries for them and repaired the devices; all they had to do was make them slightly smaller so they wouldn't swell and get too confined in the case. This debacle should be a good excuse for banning non-user-replaceable batteries IMO.

    18. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comment didn't state what actually happened, it only offered speculation.

      Learn to read, you fucking retard.

    19. Re: Musk did this too by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      If Samsung had offered that, how many users would have bothered to bring their phones in? Samsung envisioned exactly what would happen if they used a voluntary recall:

      "We think your phone is unsafe."
      "No, works fine."
      "Really, this is important."
      "Look, it works. I need it."
      "Please, bring it in! It could explode at any moment!"
      "It's just a phone, and it has all my contacts on, and things I purchased, and it's the only way work can reach me at all hours."
      "Please, please let us replace it?"
      "Maybe later I'll... oh. My phone just burned down my house, and killed my three-year-old daughter. I'm going to tell all the media you are child-killers, then sue you for millions."

    20. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was Amazon the retailer, fulfiller, or was it marketplace?

      Even if the former then Amazon is only obligated to refund if it is defective, and Garadget was effectively saying that it would not stop a refund process.

      Not that I'm supporting what Garadget did, just pointing out what the CEO said may be relevant.

    21. Re: Musk did this too by budgenator · · Score: 2

      The manufacturer is an idiot, market a device that functions by connecting to the internet through the WiFi in the customer's house from the garage, what could go wrong, just everything. The disgruntled customer probably has a detached garage that's sheathed with metal foil backed fiberboard, then a steel garage door and doesn't even know the WiFi drops out when the garage door is closed.

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    22. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Samsung didn't disable the phones IIRC, it was the carriers. Samsung had a recall long before that point.

      BTW, no lawsuit like that would ever go anywhere. Ask the auto manufacturers. Once the mfgr has done a recall and notified the customers of the problem and offered to fix it for free, the customer can't come back later, after not bothering to fix/replace it, and then sue for damages. Any court would immediately dismiss such a case.

    23. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there is a difference between a manufacturer disabling a device that could potentially injure you or others, and as another user above put it "fighting a tantrum with a tantrum". In fact if Samsung had NOT disabled the Note7 then someone was subsequently injured and it could be proven that Samsung had the ability to disable the device and didn't while being aware of the danger, that would be a bad day in court for Samsung.

      This guy needs to spend a little money on some people-persons.

    24. Re: Musk did this too by iamgnat · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. The device was bricked.

      No it wasn't. Or at the very least that is unclear.

      "Bricking" has a specific meaning that the device firm/software no longer functions and it cannot be returned to a working state (e.g. bricking a router implies that it no longer works and you can not upload another firmware image or reset it).

      In this case it appears service was disconnected on the server side which would mean that the device itself is still perfectly functional even though it's useless (e.g. removing the uplink from your router in no way makes it "bricked"). Since this device was disabled from the server side, the implication is that it can be returned to service at anytime (e.g. plugging the router back into it's uplink).

      tldr; Words mean things

    25. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Again, bullshit. You're being pedantic. Stop it. The device is bricked when it cannot function. Fuck your pedantry.

      "Bricking" has a specific meaning that the device firm/software no longer functions

      Yes, it DOESN'T FUNCTION without the server side. Therefore, it is BRICKED.

    26. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to sell to the public you'd better thicken your skin a bit. Fighting a tantrum with your own tantrum is childish, and will cost this guy some business.

      Agreed, this company is now on my black list. I'll never be a customer of theirs after this "prank".

    27. Re: Musk did this too by plague911 · · Score: 1

      A lawsuit is less significant to Samsung than the bad PR from the above scenario. Yes that bad PR would be more costly than the already bad pr + lawsuit + recall costs.

    28. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL Apparently, as you've entirely missed the point, that last line was a note to yourself that you forgot to delete before posting.

    29. Re: Musk did this too by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Any company has the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason

      Leaving aside that that's of course not true, having the right to do something is not nearly the same as it being the right thing to do.

    30. Re: Musk did this too by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Why insist on using the word "bricked" when there are other words more suitable and more accurate?

    31. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, no, "bricked" means that nothing short of hardware replacement can make it work again. The device in question is blacklisted, not bricked.

      You can call it pedantic all you like, but that isn't going to change the definition of "bricked" when talking about tech.

    32. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The abusive customer was refused his entitlement to use their servers based on the way he acted. This is normal, people have been booted from networks for less.

    33. Re:Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have received and posted bad reviews before. When I receive them, I take it to heart because I am making someone's day worse. Even if it was my fault or not my fault, this IT guy shouldn't have cut the customer off. People who are angry enough to leave a bad review have a vested interest in the products success. It would have been better to pretend it is all your fault, apologize for the inconvenience, then encourage them to help you bug hunt. Asking them to do you a favor can help them like you better. Wooohoo product development! :D

    34. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever called Microsoft about connectivity issues with XBox Live? Let's just say this, if you call them with connectivity issues, and berate the costumer support, you can and will be thrown off the Live network, even if you paid for a full year of service.

      Just because you can PAY for a service, doesn't mean you're ENTITLED to the service after being an asshole.

    35. Re: Musk did this too by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You are like the Trump supporter who, realizing your boy has screwed the pooch in public, points to Obama and shouts "look ... Squirrels!"

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    36. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad customer relations there. Have you noticed that big game companies brick you too as it is being defined here. Remember that the server owner is g-d and the current tendency is toward more transcendence.

    37. Re: Musk did this too by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      This device is not a garage door opener. It's an add-on for one, which connects it to the internet so you can check on the status of your door from a phone app (in case you're worried you forgot to close it).

      The company disabled the cloud access to this guy's device, rendering it completely useless for the only thing it's good for. The customer couldn't get remote access working anyway, but that's the only thing that device is for! So instead of fixing his issue, they locked him out of using his own device (maybe some friend could have gotten it working for him), all because he posted a bad review. If you can't see why this is wrong on many levels, I can't help you.

      My friend runs an internet based business and has a main salesman. The salesman give him a listing. My friend contacted the client, who wanted a machine rental very early in the morning. My friend explained that the machine was out on loan and would be available after it was cleaned and checked. The client swore and generated insults against my friend. My friend returned to inform the salesman about the rage, and the actions taken were similar to above. The order was cancelled.

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    38. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your friend's customer paid your friend, then your friend A) kept the money and B) ensured that the machine delivered to the customer did not work/perform it's function?

      If not, then no, it's not similar.

    39. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it DOESN'T FUNCTION without the server side. Therefore, it is BRICKED.

      I'll join the pedantry. "Bricked" doesn't simply mean, "doesn't function," it means "doesn't function and CANNOT be repaired/made to function again."

    40. Re: Musk did this too by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You may do this. And I , as a customer, ( keep in mind, I don't know the specifics of the situation just from this story) would avoid such companies like the plague.
      How a company handles bad reviews and support is important to me. Everyone's nice when the customer gets their issue resolved and thanks the vendor profusely.

    41. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is why society will take care of it rather than having hopefully having government get involved in these tiny squabbles. Is it wrong what this guy did? I think so on a certain level. He could have handled it in a different way completely and had the opportunity to do so, but by responding the way he did, in an ironic form also displayed poor impulse control by getting butthurt and locking out a customer.

    42. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't know that is what happened. Maybe he initiated dispute and/or return at amazon prior to them disabling the device.

    43. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Wrong again.

      When the server that it's hardcoded to use is either decommissioned or your access is revoked, then there's no practical way of making it function again, short of hacking it, changing the firmware, and making it do something else.

      Similarly, other devices that are "bricked" the way you think they are can also be made to function again with extraordinary measures. All you need is a JTAG debugger, and lots of time to reverse-engineer it. Again, practicality and accessibility to normal consumers is the key here. Something that can be revived by JTAG is still "bricked" as far as a regular consumer is concerned, since they don't even know what JTAG is, let alone have the tools and expertise to do such a thing. The same applies here: a regular consumer has NO WAY of making this device work again.

    44. Re: Musk did this too by Meski · · Score: 1

      It's not technically bricked, no change to the customers firmware, the manufacturer just added a block to the UID on his (the manufacturer's) server. Not saying that this is an appropriate response, but it's quite reversible. Manufacturer needs to get some decent support staff.

    45. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not wrong. Bricked means only a complete hardware replacement can fix it.

      Christ almighty, you just can't admit when you're wrong, can you? The appropriate thing for you to do is apologize and say you misunderstood the term.

    46. Re: Musk did this too by DaHat · · Score: 1

      They didn't disable the phones outright... just their ability to charge... which has the same end result.

    47. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if you purchased a TV, hated the sound, and commented online about -- just to find out, next morning, that the TV manufacturer remotely-disabled your TV.

    48. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

    49. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. The device was bricked. The device is utterly unusable without the cloud account that it's linked to, so that's no different than "bricking".

      Lol, tell that to Apple, if you ever try to get an iDevice of any kind unlocked.. Lost your password? Your device is pretty much a brick.

    50. Re: Musk did this too by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with what the company did. If he would've called tech support and not been a jerk maybe he'd have gotten the issue resolved and everybody could've been happy. Instead this lunatic gets online and goes off on the company as if he's entitled to never run into a technical support issue with a product. I'd have bricked his device too.

      Well remind me to never buy anything from you if you're prepared to just take it back in petty revenge to a poor review. Yeah the guy could(should)'ve conducted himself better but he's paid for a product that's not working and the company shouldn't be shutting out his access until THEY have given his money back instead of shutting him out and pointing at amazon.

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    51. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're wrong. Example:
      Your embedded device gets the bootloader erased. The device doesn't function. It's bricked.
      Now, connect an external programmer and reflash the bootloader and it's back up and running. No longer bricked.
      No hardware replaced, repair possible.

    52. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Your embedded device gets the bootloader erased. The device doesn't function. It's bricked.

      NO. If a reflash will restore it, it isn't bricked.

      I hate to keep arguing this senseless point, since it really doesn't matter much. But "Bricked" means "turned into a brick," i.e. made permanently useless.

    53. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      You stupid piece of shit.

      From dictionary.com:

      Informal. to cause (an electronic device) to become completely nonfunctional:
      I bricked my phone while doing the upgrade.

      The device in this case is completely nonfunctional.

      And your stupid definition is wrong anyway. Almost any "bricked" device (the way you're thinking about it) can be fixed over JTAG.

      So, are you going to apologize for being a moron and an asshole?

    54. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is "technically bricked". From dictionary.com: "Informal. to cause (an electronic device) to become completely nonfunctional"

      If the device won't work at all for its intended purpose, that makes it "completely nonfunctional", which means it's "bricked".

    55. Re: Musk did this too by Meski · · Score: 1

      I'm in awe of your "scare quotes" :) I'd look at a way of making it go to a fake server, and re-issue the packets with a different UID? I'm sure the DMCA would have conniptions.

    56. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure some random non-engineer would be able to figure out how to reverse engineer this device and make their own server...

    57. Re: Musk did this too by Raistlin77 · · Score: 1

      Is your car bricked when someone has parked behind it and blocked it inside your garage? Is your cellphone bricked when you don't pay your bill and they cut you off? Is your TV bricked when you call your cable provider and cuss out a support rep then find your service has been terminated?

      The device functions just fine. It's the server that it's connecting to that is refusing it. Nothing can be done to fix this device as it is not broken.

      The only stupid piece of shit here is you. And the only ones that should apologize are your parents for contributing to the number of stupid fucks like you running around.

    58. Re: Musk did this too by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Fuck off, you stupid sack of shit. The fucking device doesn't work at all without the fucking server. Are you too fucking stupid to comprehend this? I sincerely hope you die in a fire.

    59. Re: Musk did this too by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      No. Bricking implies it cannot be returned to a functional state. This is not the case since restoring access to the server will mean the device starts working again.

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    60. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and here is the relevant bit: it can be restored to a working state by reinstating access to the server, say with a new account. Therefore not bricked.

      Idiot blowhard.

    61. Re: Musk did this too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the device turns on, boots up, and can attempt to access the remote server, it's still partially functional, and therefore not bricked. The fact that it's primary functionality and usefulness as a consumer device is voided by it being refused connection to the server does not make the device completely nonfunctional, as per the definition of bricked.

  2. What's the TOS say? by oic0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did the guy agree that his device can be disabled at any time and the server side service is not a given?

    1. Re:What's the TOS say? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did the guy agree that his device can be disabled at any time and the server side service is not a given?

      In the click-through EULA? Go ahead, be an asshole.

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    2. Re:What's the TOS say? by DickBreath · · Score: 5, Funny

      In a click through EULA he probably agreed to lots of things.

      He agreed that the manufacturer can sneak in the middle of the night and harvest his, and his family's organs, of their ISP hasn't already gotten them first.

      That EULA probably also said that they have no liability if they knowingly and deliberately remotely open his garage door when they specifically know he is not home.

      Oh, the joy of EULAs.

      . . . and Ballmer took Linus onto a high mountain and showeth him all the CPUs of the world and said "these can all be yours if you simply bow down and click I AGREE to my EULA."

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    3. Re:What's the TOS say? by Desler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who cares? It was a dick move regardless of what the EULA says.

    4. Re: What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget, I can delete that EULA and change it to "Everybody owes me pizza."
      Before I ever run the installer, and without ever reading the original contents.
      Then what happens when I click "I accept?"

    5. Re: What's the TOS say? by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Then you have accepted, but everybody else not. So, no pizza for you.

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    6. Re: What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine with me, remember I deleted the rest. So nobody gets anything extra. That's great. I get the software I paid for and I get to talk shit if it sucks.
      Although I would get a refund and stop there. Guy in TFA wants to make a big deal out of something that's only worth a bad review + refund. That's stupid.

    7. Re:What's the TOS say? by popoutman · · Score: 2
      There's no contract, other than that involved in the sale of the product.

      EULAs are not contracts after all. In the EU, the manufacturer would be taken to court for actions like this, and in Ireland and the UK, there would be interesting repercussions on the manufacturer for this.

      In short EULAs are not worth the paper they are printed on...

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    8. Re: What's the TOS say? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, I can delete that EULA and change it to "Everybody owes me pizza."
      Before I ever run the installer, and without ever reading the original contents.
      Then what happens when I click "I accept?"

      You use of the product means you accepted the actual EULA. Doesn't matter if you changed it, got a minor to accept it, got your cat to accept it, hacked the installer to bypass it completely, doesn't matter. EULAs suck.

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    9. Re: What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have case law to cite for this opinion on a matter of law?

    10. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You print EULAs? Odd behaviour, but each to his own.

    11. Re: What's the TOS say? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Totally incorrect. In by far the majority of locations around the globe, the only conditions of sale applicable are those on 'actual' display at the point of sale and they must be clearly visible. Only a few corrupt countries ie the US allow post purchase conditions of contract, which is wildly corrupt and implies no cost of purchasing for the consumer (time and cost, go to store, buy, install, un-install, return costs that are often many multiplies of the software purchased and the end user in entitled to that reimbursement should the product fail its advertised claims which of course is reality with EULAs not matching advertising) because screw the consumer.

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    12. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Every time I open an article thinking "There's no way in hell someone can work their political obsessions into THIS one" I get proven wrong.

    13. Re:What's the TOS say? by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Did the guy agree that his device can be disabled at any time and the server side service is not a given?

      Is it legally relevant? Sure.

      Is it ethically relevant? Not remotely.

      No one reads the TOS, and even if they did the owner throwing a hissy fit and bricking someone's device is still not acceptable behaviour.

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    14. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a dick move, performed on a dick.

      Sounds fitting to me.

    15. Re: What's the TOS say? by james_gnz · · Score: 1

      In by far the majority of locations around the globe, the only conditions of sale applicable are those on 'actual' display at the point of sale and they must be clearly visible.

      I think the idea with software EULAs is that use of the software requires copying it (on to a hard drive to install it, into memory to load it, and into cache to run it), and copyright law expressly forbids copying without a licence. If this is the case, then you can purchase and possess a copy without agreeing to the EULA, but you need a license to copy (and therefore to use) the software. I don't know if this has been tested in court though.

    16. Re: What's the TOS say? by mfnickster · · Score: 2

      There's an exception in copyright law for transferring the program to memory to use it.

      See: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/17/117

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    17. Re: What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh.

    18. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares? It was a dick move regardless of what the EULA says.

      And lack of impulse control.

    19. Re:What's the TOS say? by rkagerer · · Score: 2

      Hey that's great! On my next EULA I'm going to sneak in the terms "And we agree not to sneak into your home in the middle of the night to harvest your family's organs" just to see who's paying attention.

    20. Re: What's the TOS say? by james_gnz · · Score: 1

      There's an exception in copyright law for transferring the program to memory to use it. ...

      That's interesting, thanks.

    21. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How else would you sign it?

      Clicking a button? Do you have any evidence that even happened?

    22. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO

    23. Re:What's the TOS say? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      We need some new consumer rights laws.

      1. Services necessary for any functionality must be supplied for at least two years after the date of purchase. There would need to be a "sell by date" to handle old stock. Loss of service will be treated as a design defect, i.e. warranty repair or (partial) refund.

      2. Any user data associated with such services must be made available to the owner when the service ends, either by end of subscription or the service shutting down.

      3. Security flaws to be treated as dangerous design defect, i.e. warranty repair or (partial) refund and liability for any losses suffered. In particular the user shall be entitled to stop using the vulnerable product immediately and compensated for loss of use/value, i.e. the manufacturer can't just say "the risk is small, we aren't fixing it or helping you".

      I'd try to design the law so that the more locked down and dependent on external services the device is, the more responsibility the manufacturer and seller have, in order to encourage more open products. If your firmware is GPL and the bootloader unlocked, you would have less legal responsibility than if it was tied up in DRM and bricked the moment you turn your server off.

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    24. Re:What's the TOS say? by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Who cares? It was a dick move regardless of what the EULA says.

      My first thought was, "These two deserve each other". Tell ya what though, it's not often a corporation shows it's hand so fast. Let this be a lesson in the many possibilities of the IoT. Not that corporations believing they own the devices you've paid for is all that new, but with this type of stuff, they can really reach out and touch you.

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    25. Re:What's the TOS say? by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      In the absence of a ToS, in the USA, the Uniform Commercial Code applies unless you live in Louisiana (who never signed it, being of Napoleonic law origins).

      Recourse is available under the Code, in terms of suitability or fitness for a purpose. IANAL, but the UCC covers a lot of purchasing, even by consumers. There are even more FTC rules to meet.

      This said, Garadget should have put some of its 'gogo haul into simple customer service. Any sane organization puts a wall between customer service and the founder, engineering staff, and others that don't understand how to deal with the public. Any goodwill they had has left the building.

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    26. Re:What's the TOS say? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Did the guy agree that his device can be disabled at any time and the server side service is not a given?

      If the manufacturer goes broke and can't pay his cloud bill, everybody will be cut-off on the server side.

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    27. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need some new consumer rights laws.

      Oh, very funny.
      All your United Corporations of America are belong to Trump.
      e.g. Whatever profits business most (especially his business) must be the only thing to do.

    28. Re: What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do progressives hate freedom so much?

    29. Re: What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why do progressives hate freedom so much?

      We don't. We just place justice on equal footing with freedom; there has to be a balance.

      (And no, justice isn't simply 'an eye for an eye')

    30. Re:What's the TOS say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing most local laws trump EULA's, at least over here.

  3. Meh... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Strisand, blah, blah, blah... But seriously, right after "People Think Smart Home Tech is Too Expensive"? Wonder why? Crap implementations by people that counldn't care less about security (but obviously should know better), and than douche bages like this who don't know about customer service because they've never been out of their mom's basement? Nope, I'll wait a few years...

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    1. Re:Meh... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Good grief, my spelling! It burns!

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    2. Re:Meh... by Moof123 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Won't buy anything that relies on an app for full functionality. These fly by night startups have a good chance of either going out of business or abandoning old models within a year or two. Stuff for my house needs to last 10 years bare minimum, ideally with zero fiddling, re-configuring, firmware upgrading, or other jack-assery.

      Light switches fit that bill just great, so far apps don't have anything remotely close to that functionality to maintenance ratio.

    3. Re:Meh... by DickBreath · · Score: 5, Funny

      The spelling is adequate for its intended porpoise.

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    4. Re:Meh... by DickBreath · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Surely smart IoT device makers wouldn't eventually discontinue the service, like, oh, say, Plays For Sure did. Or Zune.

      But then there are multiple security issues too. Including a hacker getting code into a device in your home, thus getting a beach head, no mater how well your firewall is configured.

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    5. Re:Meh... by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Eh, it matches your chosen username well ;)

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    6. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am enjoying building my own IoT devices, and there is a huge wealth of information and open source hardware out there to do all sorts of things and keep it 100% in your control. Just put a wifi dongle in your raspberry pi or get a pi zero w and have the pi act as an AP. done, IoT with no outside connection.

    7. Re:Meh... by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's why I always heard "Plays for Sure" in Val: "Plays? Fer Sure!".

    8. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IOT is things talking to things. IOT V1 is things talking to servers. Call me when IOT happens. Until then IOT is DOA.

    9. Re:Meh... by I+kan+Spl · · Score: 1

      Thats my line...

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    10. Re:Meh... by LesFerg · · Score: 1

      It's cruel to make porpoises have to use a garage door remote. They don't even have fingers to use the phone app.

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    11. Re:Meh... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      >Won't buy anything that relies on an app for full functionality.

      Then this device wouldn't appeal to you anyway. As I understand it, the whole purpose of this device is to give you access to your garage door from your phone, which obviously requires an app (I guess you could technically also do it from a webpage, so I don't know if you'd be OK with that, but this stupid company probably doesn't have a webpage alternative to the app).

      What I'd like to see is devices like this which publish their API, so you can make your own server and app if you want to.

    12. Re:Meh... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's cruel to make porpoises have to use a garage door remote. They don't even have fingers to use the phone app.

      So they need to use a flipper phone?

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    13. Re:Meh... by skids · · Score: 1

      I guess you could technically also do it from a webpage

      Don't guess. You could. The only good reason for an app in this case would be if it interacted with phone event trigger systems to e.g. open the door when your GPS says you are coming home about to pull into the driveway, so your lazy ass doesn't have to lift a finger to hit a button.

      Really a solid rally around one opensource local and/or personal iot/cloud emulator demanding iot products can operate without a live internet connection is the only way to end this madness... soon only retards who don't care about their or their childrens' privacy will be allowed to own nice things.

    14. Re:Meh... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Good grief, my spelling! It burns!

      LOL! You made my day!

    15. Re:Meh... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      >Won't buy anything that relies on an app for full functionality.

      Then this device wouldn't appeal to you anyway. As I understand it, the whole purpose of this device is to give you access to your garage door from your phone, which obviously requires an app (I guess you could technically also do it from a webpage, so I don't know if you'd be OK with that, but this stupid company probably doesn't have a webpage alternative to the app).

      What I'd like to see is devices like this which publish their API, so you can make your own server and app if you want to.

      Don't worry; the protocol is probably all exposed in cleartext on a PCB trace inside the device. Any reasonably-apt embedded jock should be able to reverse-engineer the command set in a couple of hours. But likely not if the server won't let you on.

    16. Re: Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made a ras-pi garage door opener with minimal webpage and a indicator gif to show open or closed . I alsostatus. It only ran on the local network.

    17. Re: Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also made a pi security cam running motion to send pix by telegram. So the 2 could be combined. Telegram is your server..cheers

    18. Re: Meh... by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      My brother bought a sensor for his sump pump that would send a warning to his phone if the water level got too high. It has already saved him once, the breaker flipped for some reason and he was able to get home before his basement flooded.

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    19. Re:Meh... by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      Some say you can throw a classic Nokia 3310 at a brick wall and it will be undamaged.
      But it's not true. There are known cases of damage where you can see chips or nicks in the brick wall.

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    20. Re:Meh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beware of Honeywell (and maybe other) "WiFi" thermostats. They don't mean WiFi in the sense that you can connect directly to the thermostat using your home's WiFi, they mean the device only works by connecting to Honeywell's central server through your home WiFi. You have to create an account with Honeywell and supply who knows what information to do so. Then your thermostat is controlled remotely by Honeywell's servers. Ostensibly only you will be issuing the command for their server to control your thermostat, but our local electric utility is already lobbying the state for the right to seize control of "smart" thermostats whenever they declare an electrical emergency. FUCK THAT.

    21. Re: Meh... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      And would he want a different app running for every sensor in his home? Or should they use existing tech, and maybe just send him an SMS or email?

  4. Nice job . . . by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    . . . . . . reminding us that those buying IoT devices don't own anything useful, and that your f**cking GARAGE DOOR OPENER could be dependent not only on Internet connectivity but the continued willingness of a service provider (Garage Door Operation As a Service--GDOAAS?) to provide service, at whatever cost they deem fit. I'll leave my light bulbs, refrigerator, door locks, garage door opener, and thermostat off the Internet, thank you very much.

    1. Re:Nice job . . . by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 5, Funny

      (Garage Door Operation As a Service--GDOAAS?)

      My internal 12-year-old prefers Garage Opening Now A Delivered Service (GONADS).

    2. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Garage Light and Door Opening Service (GLaDOS), making a note here, huge success.

    3. Re:Nice job . . . by rjstanford · · Score: 4, Insightful

      . . . . . . reminding us that those buying IoT devices don't own anything useful, and that your f**cking GARAGE DOOR OPENER could be dependent not only on Internet connectivity but the continued willingness of a service provider (Garage Door Operation As a Service--GDOAAS?) to provide service, at whatever cost they deem fit. I'll leave my light bulbs, refrigerator, door locks, garage door opener, and thermostat off the Internet, thank you very much.

      Worse than being dependent on it - any operator who's this publicly petty shouldn't really be trusted with the option of opening any of their customers' doors whenever they feel like it either.

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    4. Re:Nice job . . . by xession · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IoT toaser: Dave, you forgot to pay the monthly subscription for your device. I hope you will be delighted to know that there is a free service available to continue use of your device which only limits you to one minute of toasting every three hours.

      IoT Refrigerator: Dave, my internet connection was lost earlier today so I shut down. I took the liberty to reorder everything that has perished inside, in duplicate quantities.

      IoT Garage Door Opener: Dave, your account has been flagged as unpaid as it was due 2 hours previous to now. This change in payment policy took effect 4 hours 19 minutes previous to now. Dave, I understand you would like to park your car in the garage today. However, I'm afraid I can't allow that Dave. It is urgent you pay this balance, Dave. I also must suggest you not attempt parking your vehicle on the street as you do not have a parking permit and I will be forced to notify the authorities.

      Why are we going down the road?

    5. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buddy of mine at work had one of his garage door openers fail. Guess what happens when it fails? It opens up the garage door because that's the smart thing to do right? Fail-open all the stuff

    6. Re:Nice job . . . by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm down to one 4k display now. The other one shorted out when I spit out the water I was drinking as I read this...




      Thanks.

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    7. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because those developing this new generation of hardware deliberately want to be able to do these things to us. "Convenience" is nothing more than the marketing department's spin on it.

      Those it's really convenient for are those who force these things into our lives: The ability to gouge people financially at-will, or better yet to destroy their lives on a whim, is an intoxicating, addictive ecstasy.

      Why are we going down that road? Because the Baron Harkonnen wants to have our heart-plugs on remote.

    8. Re:Nice job . . . by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Very nice job. This should serve as a stark reminder that when building a smart home, one should shop for IoT devices (intranet of things) rather than IoT devices (internet of things). Do not accept any device that needs an internet connection or the goodwill (or existence) of the manufacturer to function. Whether you are after smart light bulbs, thermostats or garage door openers, there are acceptable alternatives that work well, do not need the internet to function, and respect your rights and privacy.

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    9. Re:Nice job . . . by Megane · · Score: 1

      Ya know, most garage door openers can be operated with just a relay to simulate pressing the wired button. The hard part is adding a sensor to tell you the door position. After that it's really no different than any other kind of IoT device.

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    10. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Free cake with pre-paid two-year subscription!"

    11. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JUst have your buddy switch the blue wire with the yellow
      strip with the blue wire with the red strip, then it'll fail closed.

      CAP === 'record'

    12. Re:Nice job . . . by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 2

      Buddy of mine at work had one of his garage door openers fail. Guess what happens when it fails? It opens up the garage door because that's the smart thing to do right? Fail-open all the stuff

      Because having it fail locked would probably be a fire code violation.

    13. Re:Nice job . . . by CWCheese · · Score: 1

      well, I'm a curmudgeonly boomer who has been suspicious of IoT since the start, and am satisfied I still have manual light switches and such like you. It's ridiculous to entrust your home (castle) to anyone else, cuz they don't care a whit for you, just the buck or two they will swindle from you before they go lights out.

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    14. Re: Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Garage Opening Not A Delivered Service for this punter though

    15. Re:Nice job . . . by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      "Free cake with pre-paid two-year subscription!"

      Truthfulness of cake availability may vary...

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    16. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you are inside, you just pull the handle to disconnect the door from the opener. Fire code are about escape and safety, not about access in an emergency. The firemen have axes for that.

    17. Re:Nice job . . . by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Whether you are after smart light bulbs, thermostats or garage door openers, there are acceptable alternatives that work well, do not need the internet to function, and respect your rights and privacy.

      This is factually wrong in this case. The whole point of this device is to allow you to control your garage door from far away, over the internet. I don't think I should have to explain why having an internet connection would be necessary for this to work.

      Also, while it is possible for devices to respect your rights and privacy (and still have an internet connection), I think it's probably incorrect to claim that "acceptable alternatives that work well" actually exist. You could "roll your own", which is really what people should be doing more of anyway, but to claim that there really are great privacy-respecting alternatives out there is likely not true. Just because you want a certain product doesn't mean someone is actually going to go to all the trouble to develop and market one for you.

    18. Re:Nice job . . . by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      yea I have a couple home things that are IOT, and yea they are fucking garbage, my doorbell camera cant connect half the time despite being 5 foot away from a access point

      my thermostat keeps resetting the region to effing Wisconsin so when its 10000000 degrees in TN it's got the fan on cause it thinks its 63 outside

      and these are not cheap devices, not stupid top of the line high end but not ebay china cheap either, and they are not reliable, so I cant imagine sitting in a car in the pouring rain trying to get verizion's shitty ass service or comcrap's woefully weak wifi connecting to my phone, just so I can open the garage door, to back my car in slightly and unload a trunk of groceries

      meanwhile the RF garage door opener that was installed in the house in 1992 works perfectly every single time, and if I really want it monitored shit man, a couple microswitches, a relay, an arduino, and a effing Ethernet shield makes a quick saturday afternoon project

    19. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Garage Light and Door Opening Service (GLaDOS), making a note here, huge success.

      how do you open a garage light?

    20. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading comprehension classes might help you.

    21. Re: Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent 'Dune' reference. Where can I buy mod points?

    22. Re:Nice job . . . by Imrik · · Score: 1

      If it's set up as an intranet device, you could have the central server for your house be accessible from the internet without turning over all the information about your devices to a third party or being reliant on someone else's server.

    23. Re:Nice job . . . by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm down to one 4k display now. The other one shorted out when I spit out the water I was drinking as I read this...

      Thanks.

      I'm right there with ya. Bravo, bobdehnhardt!!!

    24. Re: Nice job . . . by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Excellent 'Dune' reference. Where can I buy mod points?

      Actually, it's more like the bit about the Baron keeping the cat alive so the poison antidote can continue to be available. If the cat dies (because you didn't pay your tribute), You die too (you can't open your front door lock, and have to sleep in your car, which then gets towed with you in it).

    25. Re:Nice job . . . by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      Why are we going down the road?

      In anything, we're going to find everything not to do before we find what we should do. IoT is no different. Not everything is made to be IoT but damn if we won't trying it till it's a dead horse.

    26. Re:Nice job . . . by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is: what's your house's IP address? Thanks to DHCP, no one knows. It can change at any time. So you'd have to use some kind of dynamic DNS service to get around that, and now you're talking about it being too difficult for the average idiot^Wuser to set up and use.

      For a DIY solution, of course this is entirely doable because DIYers are likely to be more motivated and more technically adept.

    27. Re:Nice job . . . by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      The acceptable alternative to smart light bulbs, thermostats and garage door openers would be "dumb" light bulbs, thermostats and garage door openers. These do in fact exist and have done so for decades.

    28. Re:Nice job . . . by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, this isn't rocket science. The device in this article IS NOT A GARAGE DOOR OPENER. It's an add-on which lets you control it remotely, and see if it's open or not. Is this really hard for you to understand?

      How do you propose to see if your garage door is open when you're 100 miles away?

      You can argue that you don't need that, but that's beside the point. Someone apparently does, or else this company would not exist.

      As for thermostats, it's the same thing. Apparently some people like being able to adjust their thermostat remotely, so they can turn up the heat or A/C when they're on the way home, so it'll be warm/cool when they get there. The "dumb" thermostats either make you leave it at one temperature all the time, which either wastes energy or makes it uncomfortable when you get home, or you can get a programmable one but that assumes you have a regular schedule. (Personally I just leave it uncomfortable.)

    29. Re:Nice job . . . by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      How do you propose to see if your garage door is open when you're 100 miles away?

      Webcam.

    30. Re:Nice job . . . by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      I fell for that last time a GLaDOS offered me free cake. THE CAKE IS A LIE!!.

    31. Re:Nice job . . . by Threni · · Score: 1

      Also, before reading a review of any product/service with a server/support component, be skeptical of any scores for services which may be interrupted in the case of a negative review.

    32. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My IoT lightbulbs from Lifx can be controlled totally over my lan with standard HTTP(s?) calls. The API is public, and there's even an open repo on Github that is written in Python.

    33. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much it. I would rather get sued over a burglary than loss of life.

    34. Re:Nice job . . . by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is: what's your house's IP address? Thanks to DHCP, no one knows. It can change at any time. So you'd have to use some kind of dynamic DNS service to get around that, and now you're talking about it being too difficult for the average idiot^Wuser to set up and use.

      Or you need IPv6. The way the devices would have a real address, and your phone/mobile device could easily interrogate and store the addresses of every device on your local network using ZeroConf. As the resulting addresses would be fully routable on the public internet (assuming your home gateway is firewall setup to passthrough to those addresses on whatever port they use for command and control, which can be done automatically via NAT-PMP or UPNP). You wouldn't even need a server.

      Of course, this is a very simplified view -- you'd need security beyond just the home firewall, of course -- the command and control should be 100% encrypted via a per-device key to keep out hackers -- but this is really the model IoT devices need to eventually get to. You wouldn't need any sort of centralized cloud service (although this model also wouldn't prevent one for people who wanted, say, remote web access to their devices from having one. It could be run as a third-party service, or even integrated into something like Facebook, for example); just documentation on the communications command and control protocol(s), and it would be easy for end-users to setup. IPv6 will be a very significant enabling technology for IoT to really take off -- once every device can have its own stable, globally routable address, you won't need to worry about centralized cloud services anymore.

      Yaz

    35. Re: Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually their LAN API is implemented with unencrypted UDP/IP. Only their server side/internet API uses HTTP over TCP/IP.

      Google LiFX LAN Protocol

    36. Re: Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a hammer. If it's a big light, with a bigger hammer. If there is more than one light, with more hammers.

    37. Re:Nice job . . . by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I used to do this stuff for a living, although not in the US... Anyway, there are two dangers:

      1. Getting trapped by an un-openable door
      2. Getting injured by a moving door

      In this case it may well be better for the door to remain where it is, rather than randomly opening and potentially crushing someone. Of course, there should be a manual override.

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    38. Re:Nice job . . . by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The door refused to open. It said, 'Five cents, please.'

      He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. 'I'll pay you tomorrow,' he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. 'What I pay you,' he informed it, 'is in the nature of a gratuity; I don't have to pay you.'

      'I think otherwise,' the door said. 'Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.'

      In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found is necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.

      'You discover I'm right,' the door said. I sounded smug.

      From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt's money-gulping door.

      'I'll sue you,' the door said as the first screw fell out.

      Joe chip said, 'I've never been sued by a door.'

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    39. Re:Nice job . . . by StormReaver · · Score: 2

      ...Garage Opening Now A Delivered Service (GONADS).

      Or, if you're dumb enough to have your garage door opener controlled by some unaccountable third party, "Garage Opening Now A Denied Service (GONADS)."

    40. Re:Nice job . . . by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Good answer, but that doesn't let you attempt to close it remotely. (And before you ask, no, I don't know my neighbors. Nor do I want to. Luckily I live in a place where I can leave my garage door open without worrying much about people stealing stuff from it, but I can see how others aren't in the same boat.)

    41. Re:Nice job . . . by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Always nice to see PKD here.

    42. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I IoT Refrigerator: Dave, my internet connection was lost earlier today so I shut down. I took the liberty to reorder everything that has perished inside, in duplicate quantities.

      Whoa, why were Dave's hamsters living in the fridge?

    43. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of the apartment in Philip K Dick's Ubik.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubik

    44. Re:Nice job . . . by b0bby · · Score: 1

      I take it as a reminder that, when you buy a device which uses someone else's servers, you may end up with a non-functioning device. I have an Arlo camera and a SmartThings hub despite the chance that they will eventually be cut off by Netgear or Samsung. Their present utility to me outweighs that possibility.

      I trust both of them as much as I would some intranet of things device which I would need to forward a port to in order to get remote access. More, in fact, since I have cut off access to my older camera DVR due to the hardcoded root access.

    45. Re:Nice job . . . by budgenator · · Score: 1

      All these hoops they are jumping through, connecting to a sever to punch through the NATed router yadda yadda yadda would be unnecessary with IPv6 and a lot more secure with some trivial hardware encryption. The phone app could directly connect to the device without a middleman that can fail or be compromised.

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    46. Re:Nice job . . . by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      (assuming your home gateway is firewall setup to passthrough to those addresses on whatever port they use for command and control, which can be done automatically via NAT-PMP or UPNP)

      Or you could just leave those ports open in the first place and not try to filter incoming connections at the gateway, which would have exactly the same effect as allowing devices to open their own ports automatically with none of the complexity.

      If a device doesn't want to deal with incoming connections it should just leave the port closed, which has the same effect as blocking the connection at the gateway. If it does allow incoming connections it should employ proper authentication and encryption suitable for public networks, even if the source appears to be on the local intranet—failing to do so allows attackers to leverage control over one vulnerable device to infect another. If an admin wants to maintain control over incoming traffic they'll have to manually configure the allowed addresses and ports either way.

      The firewall still serves a purpose. It should be on the lookout for malformed traffic and spoofed "local" source addresses, for example, and some admins will want to exercise manual control. Blocking incoming connections only until some device asks nicely with a UPNP request, however, serves no useful purpose. If you're willing to let your intranet device decide what ports to open, just make sure that incoming requests follow the proper protocols—no underhanded tricks—and let the devices accept or reject connections on their own.

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    47. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse than being dependent on it - any operator who's this publicly petty shouldn't really be trusted with the option of opening any of their customers' doors whenever they feel like it either.

      Which, for all we know, applies to ALL cloud service operators. TRUST NO ONE!

    48. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

    49. Re:Nice job . . . by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Or you can use an ISP that provides a static IP...

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    50. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just reminded me of "Talky Toaster - Your Chirpy Breakfast Companion" from Red Dwarf.

    51. Re:Nice job . . . by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Because those developing this new generation of hardware deliberately want to be able to do these things to us. "Convenience" is nothing more than the marketing department's spin on it.

      That's all well and good but why are people buying this crap? That's my question.

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    52. Re:Nice job . . . by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      You could setup a system to automatically close the garage door after X minutes if it doesn't detect movement. Say 20.

    53. Re:Nice job . . . by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      You have a webcam to monitor the open/close status and a controller to operate the existing garage door opener (they typically have pins where these devices can be connected). You run a VPN server at home so you can connect to your local network and operate the devices remotely.

      If you want to automatically close a door that's open for too long you can write some code to compare the current webcam image to an image of a closed door and an image of an open door. The one that most closely matches tells you the current state.

    54. Re:Nice job . . . by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What if you want to open the door remotely for a delivery driver?

      And how exactly does Joe Sixpack set up a VPN server at home that's accessible from an app on his phone, that can all be set up and easily installed by someone who can't do much more than double-click on an installer file?

    55. Re:Nice job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I'm not called "Dave", so I should be fine, right?

  5. IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

    IOT is great but I'll keep out until companies understand I do not want a device that connects to thier server only and probablyu at a subscription.

    But it's getting easier and easier to do your own these days with lots of great kits around, so I'm sure I'll be fine.

    Anyone stupid enough to trust some small startup (or indeed megacorp) will get what they deserve.

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    1. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IOT is not great. The idea that billions of tiny insecure computers are all connected to the same public internet is absurd. Not to mention, everything is controlled through "the cloud" and service for a piece of hardware you bought could be terminated at any time.

    2. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Guillermito · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IoT should be about open protocols and services. Devices that can only connect to their proprietary servers should be called "AOL of things" instead.

    3. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only is IOT NOT great it is also a really bad idea! You have to ask yourself, "Who does IOT really help? " Not the consumer, but the manufacturer and marketing.

    4. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IoT devices don't have to be connected to the internet, they could simply be accessible on a home network. I think remotely controllable devices are great but I'd prefer to implement "smart" and remote control devices myself instead of trusting a company to do so.

    5. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didn't catch the part about 'do not want a device that connects to their servers only...'?

      The point being is 'IoT' is what WE make it. Presumably you would have thought that having 'millions/billions of PC's or hand-held computers connecting to the same public internet is absurd'...I control my device when & where I want. The device itself is as secure or insecure as I make it (well except for my phone but I could work on that).

      Personally I see no reason you couldn't have an 'IoT hub' (secure of course) sitting in your house & you can connect to it using wireless & an app. The connection/data doesn't need to be on someone else's servers at THEIR control.

    6. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by xevioso · · Score: 1

      And virtually all home networks these days are connected to the internet, even if only tangentially.

    7. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "Internet" of Things do you not understand?
      IoT is always "internet" connected, otherwise it is not IoT.

      The advantage of IoT is access to customer behaviour, not the connectivity.
      And that is the advantage of the vendor, not the customer.

      If you are looking for customer advantages, there are way better options than IoT, such as locally connected (smart) networked devices, but these are NOT IoT.

    8. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? I find it very helpful to turn thermostat back up when otw home, I really don't understand all the hate if the devices aren't talking to a corporate server.

    9. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      If it's not connected to the internet, then it's not an Internet of Things device.

    10. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 1

      No, IoT is what vendors make it. Consumers aren't educated enough to give a shit and therefore exert no pressure on vendors to change.

      I don't think you really get the Internet part of Internet of Things. If it's just on your local network, it's not an IoT device, and the reason why you can't have an IoT hub is because not everyone can have a static IPv4 address, and IPv6 isn't coming anytime soon.

    11. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      The whole point of this thing (as I understand it) is to give you access to your garage door from far away, over the internet. Having a locally-connected networked device that can't access the internet would make this impossible.

      I agree that giving vendors access to your devices through some cloud interface is very dangerous, but I'm not sure what the alternative is unless you're going to roll your own.

    12. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have IoT devices on your LAN and control them anywhere with a secure VPN. It's what a assumed most on this site would do?

    13. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by zugmeister · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand all the hate if the devices aren't talking to a corporate server.

      Unfortunately, that's how they monetize the "service". The app on your phone connects to the same server as your thermostat and you pay for that. Surely they won't create another revenue stream by tracking the use of your devices, that wouldn't be nice, would it? What happens to your hardware when they go belly up? Are you certain there are no security issues that could give someone control of your stuff? Maybe just watch when you turn on your lights and turn up the heat, thus knowing when you are home?
      Think it through man!

    14. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      So the use scenario is that you're on vacation when your neighbor calls you up asking to borrow a tool from your garage, and now you can open your garage door for him from the other side of the world? Seems absurd.

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    15. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hey, I never said this was a great idea or a must-have product! I'm just pointing out that if the product requirement is to make your garage door opener accessible over the internet, then the device needs to access the internet.

      I think the other use-case is if you're not sure if your garage door was accidentally left open. I've done this myself: get in a hurry, drive away too fast without making sure the door fully closes, and due to some yard debris clinging to the door bottom and triggering the safety sensors, it reverses and ends up staying open all day. But FWIW, there's no way in hell I'd buy this asshole's device, nor will I buy anything else that requires some company's servers to be operational. I do think it'd be cool to have some custom device made from an Arduino or something, working with a script on my own website which I can access from my phone.

    16. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Imrik · · Score: 1

      More likely your kid comes back from college while you're at work and you want to let them park in the garage.

    17. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      When Enterprise looks at IoT you can bet they're thinking INTRAnet of Things, not INTERnet of Things.

      With all the safety regulations on mine sites no sane mine site operator is going to be putting INTERnet of Things VIMS interfaces on their equipment to report running statistics back to their ERP, its going to INTRAnet back to the C.O., maybe traversing the internet via a site-to-site VPN.

    18. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just give them a front door key: the little entitled shit can park in the drive, enter through the front door, open the garage from the inside and then park the car in the garage.

    19. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      IOT is just fine. You're just hanging all sorts of other useless shit to the end and redefining the term.

      There's no reason for IoT to be insecure.
      There's no reason for IoT devices to be attached to a cloud you don't control.

    20. Re:IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got hacks!

    21. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      The problem you have is that you think IoT means connecting insecure devices. That is NOT the idea. IoT doesn't suck, merely the current implementations suck. The idea itself, once executed properly, is just fine. I would even say it's great but agree that YMMV.

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    22. Re: IOT good. IOT + forced shit BAD! by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Having a locally-connected networked device that can't access the internet would make this impossible.

      That's why you run a VPN server at home and place the devices on a network segment that can't reach the Internet. Many of the IOT devices can be controlled from the LAN using a smartphone app or by making webservice calls to the device.

  6. Sometimes by TFlan91 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sometimes the customer is wrong

    1. Re:Sometimes by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sometimes the customer is wrong

      Sometimes a company should hire a blond Customer Service Lady that is unfailingly polite.

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    2. Re:Sometimes by Moof123 · · Score: 1

      I can rant at Leviton all do long and they can do nothing to brick my light bulbs and dumb switches. House functionality should not be subject to remote temper tantrums.

    3. Re:Sometimes by faedle · · Score: 2

      Sometimes the customer is angry because their product does indeed not work, and doesn't get a timely resolution from the manufacturer.

      Sometimes both people are assholoes.

      FWIW, I'm not going to buy an IoT garage door opener that can be turned off at a whim of the manufacturer.

    4. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. The customer is always right.

      I would want to know if the customer understood he was getting a beta ish release... It's down to expectations of both parties. What's not novel is someone ranting on Amazon - seemingly most of the time deservedly. What is novel, is the child, hipster ish manufacturer boy founder remotely breaking a device which was purchased. If he'd personally reached out to the customer, and fixed his problem, the customer would be on Amazon with all 5s.

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    5. Re: Sometimes by suutar · · Score: 1

      The only thing the customer is _always_ right about is whether the customer is happy.

      If he'd personally reached out to the customer, and fixed his problem, the customer would be on Amazon with all 5s.

      Maybe, maybe not - unprovable either way.

    6. Re:Sometimes by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My girlfriend had this opinion when running a coffee stand in a shopping centre. If a customer complained there would be one chance to remake the coffee. If they complained again they got there few dollars back along with a "We can't make a coffee to suit you. Go find someone who can and don't come back. We won't do any better tomorrow and we have other customers to serve".

      Difference is, a good quality high volume low cost product that people line up for and sells in the thousands per day allows you to tell a few customers to go screw themselves. An expensive low-volume emerging product still heavily reliant on word of mouth does not.

    7. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being "wrong" or "right" has nothing to do with the matter. No business should operate with that sort of behavior. I for one would never purchase a product from any business that operates like that.

    8. Re: Sometimes by Pascoea · · Score: 2

      The customer is always right.

      That depends. The general public are assholes, and are very wrong very regularly. Walmart will regularly escort unruly customers out the door and politely request they never return, or at least recommend that they do "shop at Target from now on" when the customer suggests that's what they will do. Because they can afford to lose a customer or two and negative reviews aren't likely to have a huge impact on the company.

      Now a small start up that has one product? You better be down your your knees servicing every customer that comes through the door, no matter what they do or say. Especially when your one product isn't that novel and will be copied by 15 companies within the year. (I mean, I didn't read the article, but what they describe in the summary sounds exactly like what one of the big garage door opener manufacturers built already)

    9. Re:Sometimes by admin7087 · · Score: 5, Funny

      a blond Customer Service Lady or these guys ...

    10. Re:Sometimes by Desler · · Score: 2

      Maybe, but the way you handle that is not by cutting of your nose to spite your face. All any other potential customer is gonna see is an unhinged asshole is the public face of the company.

    11. Re: Sometimes by Desler · · Score: 1

      Exactly because there would be no reason to think he wouldn't do the same to anyone.

    12. Re:Sometimes by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      True. and sometimes the Seller is wrong - and more of a shmuck than the owner.

      He bought the device, the Seller should have zero legal authority over it afterwards. They had no business bricking it, and any license/contract they claim allowed it is a vile, despicable abuse of capitalism and should be declared invalid - just as a contract to enslave a human being is invalid, or a contract to sell large quantities of ivory.

      If it went to court, I hope the seller would lose, but I doubt it is worth the money if they are offering a full refund.

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    13. Re:Sometimes by rgmoore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even if the customer is legitimately throwing a tantrum, there are still better and worse ways of responding. The company in this case could have continued trying to help in the hopes of fixing the problem and getting the guy to change his review. Or it could have been polite about offering a refund, waiving restocking fees, etc. Throwing its own tantrum in response to a customer tantrum is neither productive nor likely to generate good publicity. Instead, it's likely to make people think the customer may have been on to something with his complaints about poor support.

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    14. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but this case, the customer was right. product is obviously plagued with issues, and the startup obviously failed on numerous levels in qc in a rush to get product to market. further, if this Denis Grisak guy can't take a little criticism and some bad reviews, he needs to get off the fucking internet and lock himself in his own garage, with the car running, perhaps, and hope his device will let him out without said connectivity. then maybe, in his last gasping breath, he'll realize what a colossal fuckup of an idea an "iot" garage door opener is

      relevant captcha-of-the-day: unopened

    15. Re: Sometimes by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Imagine what happens if he found out you voted for Trump!?!?!?

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    16. Re:Sometimes by TWX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Heh. When I replaced the old, malfunctioning opener on my shop I went with a unit that's capable of being connected to the Internet (Liftmaster "MyQ" technology) but I didn't even use the components of the system designed for this purpose. Instead I continued to use a Genie trigger and doorbell button to activate the door from inside the shop.

      We had a garage door problem on a different door and needed to call a service tech in to resolve it quickly. When he saw how I'd rigged my Liftmaster he literally said, "you can do that?!" Apparently Liftmaster has been in the habit of not disclosing that the doors can be operated without the MyQ stuff.

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    17. Re:Sometimes by TWX · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the seller can be prosecuted for essentially hacking/tampering for disabling the device. I think they probably should.

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    18. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if he woudn't do anything deliberately, will you be able to open your garagedoor when their servers are down or get hit by a DDoS attack?

    19. Re:Sometimes by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the customer is wrong

      The customer had an opinion, and voiced it, based on his personal experience with the product.

      What was truly wrong here is a manufacturer who chose to retaliate in the worst possible way.

      To which I say fuck that shit. Asshat vendor deserves to have his business license pulled for that, especially after criticizing a customer about impulse control.

      As consumers, we cannot tolerate this bullshit. I promise you manufacturer arrogance will spread far and wide if you do.

    20. Re: Sometimes by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      And plenty of reason to think he would. Plus, this illustrates that if his company goes under, your shiny garage door opener is now useless.

      So, just no.

    21. Re:Sometimes by david_thornley · · Score: 2

      If the seller is simply denying access to a server, that's legal unless specified otherwise. That's the problem with buying something that requires somebody else's servers to work.

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    22. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The customer is not always right.
      All those people going to Jimmy John's and trying to order pizza because they saw "John" on the sign so this has to be Papa John's are wrong. And they have shit taste in pizza.

    23. Re:Sometimes by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      My girlfriend had this opinion when running a coffee stand in a shopping centre. If a customer complained there would be one chance to remake the coffee. If they complained again they got there few dollars back along with a "We can't make a coffee to suit you. Go find someone who can and don't come back. We won't do any better tomorrow and we have other customers to serve".

      Difference is, a good quality high volume low cost product that people line up for and sells in the thousands per day allows you to tell a few customers to go screw themselves. An expensive low-volume emerging product still heavily reliant on word of mouth does not.

      Exactly; even if the product is not a high volume low cost product. Life is too short to deal with the 1% assholes when you could be dealing with the 99% that are reasonable and just want good service and appreciate that sometimes stuff happens.

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    24. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine what happens if he found out you voted for Trump!?!?!?

      It would be nice to own a really profitable and well established business such that I could hang signs out, "Trump voters not wanted." A Trump voter is not a protected class. Discriminate away. They deserve it.

    25. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I worked at a gas station in high school (before pay at the pump!) there would a be a line to pay. On Friday night, it could be several people deep. For some reason, one lady decided she should not have to wait and started complaining and being abusive. I told her if she didn't like the line, don't buy gas here. I told her we did NOT WANT her business. I shamed her a bit, she shut up, and paid. Next week she was back all the same, but much nicer. Jack Welsh said to fire your worst customers, and he was right.

    26. Re:Sometimes by eskayp · · Score: 0

      Don't be so hard on Mr. Greasak for being a thin-skinned belligerent egomaniac.
      He is just trying to help make America great again like the current resident of the White House.

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    27. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine if he was Muslim, and Trump decided to institute his ban while he was driving into his garage.

    28. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /sigh. We've been through this before.

      If you don't calm down and start talking nicely, we'll lock you out of your house and install another customer.

    29. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only if Trump voters can do the same against HIllary voters. You know, because they deserve it. Oh right. Hillary voters are 'protected classes' because they say so. Totally makes sense. Gotta love marxist fermented class warfare.

    30. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume Walmart staff don't go around to the customer's house and put a padlock on his garage door?

    31. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This dope not only refused to serve this guy anymore, he made the product (which the customer had already paid for) unusable - that's the equivalent of spitting in the coffee.

    32. Re:Sometimes by oh-dark-thirty · · Score: 1

      John Deere would like to have a word with you. DMCA abuse is common by their ilk.

    33. Re: Sometimes by inking · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I would very much like to see this case go to court and get a precedent in place. In my opinion this should be handled like other services, wherein the provider can deny service but only after warning the customer a few months in advance.

    34. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most cases there is not any sort of "business license" that can be "pulled."

      He might even live in the US!

      Where there is a "business license," it can't be "pulled" to punish somebody because you think they're an asshole. It is probably his right to choose to be an asshole, or not. If some sort of government regulator found that he was impermissively naughty, they could fine him, or imprison him, but banning him from doing business?! No way, that violates all sorts of Constitutional and Common Law protections.

      You don't have to "tolerate" anything, and nobody is asking you to. If you choose not be his customer, then there isn't even anything for you to tolerate. And if you are his customer, and he wronged you, you can sue him. No reason to "tolerate" it.

      You can whine and cry all you like, but Big Brother isn't going to come to save you from assholes. Assholes have the same rights and freedoms as everybody else. Luckily for both of us, right?

    35. Re: Sometimes by Imrik · · Score: 1

      According to local politicians if you discriminate against a group of people that don't demographically match the overall makeup, you can be considered to be discriminating against a protected class. In this case, by discriminating against Trump voters you could be said to be discriminating against white people or against men.

    36. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a colossal difference between breaking something has paid for already and not offering a refund. That would be like your girlfriend throwing the coffee on you and saying, "no refunds, punk!"

    37. Re:Sometimes by geekmux · · Score: 1

      ...Where there is a "business license," it can't be "pulled" to punish somebody because you think they're an asshole.

      And yet, a form of harsh punishment was exactly what the manufacturer took against a customer, because they thought they're an asshole.

      You don't have to "tolerate" anything, and nobody is asking you to. If you choose not be his customer, then there isn't even anything for you to tolerate. And if you are his customer, and he wronged you, you can sue him. No reason to "tolerate" it.

      A form of punishment is exactly what I called for as a way to not tolerate it. Lawsuits often serve to make lawyers rich. And when it's a megacorp like Verizon or Google doing this to customers, you don't stand a chance in hell of winning jack shit. If a class-action lawsuit is raised, you might win a $5 coupon a few years from now. Lawsuits have become a slap-on-the-wrist form of punishment, and we fucking know how banking institutions act today (e.g. Wells Fargo) after being "punished" by the global financial meltdown a decade ago. A deterrent has to be effective in order to work.

      You can whine and cry all you like, but Big Brother isn't going to come to save you from assholes. Assholes have the same rights and freedoms as everybody else. Luckily for both of us, right?

      Consumer protection laws were created for a reason. If corporate arrogance like this continues to fuck over consumers, then either enforce the fucking laws, or get rid of them. The vendor got a poor rating from a customer. He sure as shit didn't "whine and cry" about it; he retaliated. This is akin to taking the law into your own hands and avenging a loved one who was killed. Acts of retaliation should not be tolerated in business. It tends to escalate into shitty situations, and offers little benefit to anyone involved.

    38. Re:Sometimes by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The company in this case could

      The company in this case is run by a moron. They are expensive low volume production with no brand value or recognition at this point. Their customer is ALWAYS right. Unless the company wants to not exist in the future.

    39. Re:Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The seller gave the reason why he was denying access. The seller was stupid for doing that. He's going to get spanked for it, regardless of if it was legal on paper.

    40. Re: Sometimes by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      At least in this case, they have given the customer a good reason to update his bad review.
      With a description of the bricking and a quote from the email by the manufacturer. I guess that would make the impact of the bad review a bit larger ;)

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    41. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no right to operate a business in the constitution.

    42. Re: Sometimes by budgenator · · Score: 1

      If the Clown isn't motivated to send the thingy back for a full refund, he's unlikely to be motivated to bring suit either. I do have a work-arround for the clown's problem, all he has to do is sit in the driveway for 15 seconds and make sure the garage door is actually closed. The ass-wipe probably texts and drives, speeds, fails to stop for school buses and passes in no-passing zones too.

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    43. Re: Sometimes by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Itâ(TM)s a good thing you don't work in Customer Service. Or do you? Ignorant 20-something pontificating like the Pope, because you were born knowledgeable, and everything else you needed to know about life you learned in High School... Yeah. Grow up.

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    44. Re: Sometimes by suutar · · Score: 1

      You appear to be making assumptions as to my opinion of the developer (I think he was a jerk; if he'd just said "we're sorry you don't like it and we'd be happy to issue you a refund", without refusing service, this would be a non-issue), and about my experience (it's been 20-something since I left high school, and I have worked in customer support in that time). My statement was solely about the assertion that "the customer is always right", and my experience is that while the customer was always right about whether they were happy, they were not always right about what could be done about it... and sometimes what would make them happy was just not doable. If you've never had that happen, you've been fortunate.

    45. Re: Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, the bigger issue isn't whether the vendor was right to disable the device, but what does it mean for our society and business economy when the vendor has the power to do it.

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  8. what purpose does this app serve? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Other than a method to allow a hacker unauthorized access to your home, why on god's green earth would you need a wifi powered garage door opener *for your phone*, when the tried and true RF based ones have been around for decades?

    i'm 34; am i too old to understand why people would want clownshit crazy things like this?

    1. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Basically, you get a txt msg from your wife saying that her clicker broke, please remotely open the garage door. So you open it. Then later you find out your wife's phone was stole by a thief, along with the contents of your garage and house, and that you never had a wife in the first place.

    2. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      i'm 37 and likewise have no idea. reading this article just makes me punch the proprietor in the face for his condescending attitude, and then smack the purchaser for being a schmuck.

      at this point, i think "advanced" western society is just bored and looking for ways to complicate things. maybe i'm just old, but if you want a glimpse of the future, imagine a youtube comments section scrolling forever.

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    3. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by retchdog · · Score: 0

      it's like Ghost in the Shell, but... boring and kinda disappointing. so, yeah, i'll go ahead and predict that it's probably more like the live-action version of Ghost in the Shell.

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    4. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > i'm 34; am i too intelligent to understand why people would want clownshit crazy things like this?

      And yes, I am around your age and agree with your general assessment.

      Internet *CAPABLE* devices are fine, assuming the end user has full control of the device and software (with the level of hardware control necessary to replace it with their own.) However that is not what were are being given, be it our cell phone, computer system, television, thermostat, or garage door opener.

      There was a time when these were specialized devices with barely enough memory to perform their optimizations safely and with technical capabilities that could result in decertification if alternative software was run. Those devices were also NOT network capable, and the days are long since past such that the excuse for any of these devices to not be under complete control of the owner of the device are ludicrious.

    5. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Control it through my phone? No thanks, that's why I have a garage door opener on my key ring.

      View its status? Hell yes (fewer trips back home to ensure I closed it) but would require a reasonably secure implementation (don't want the robbers knowing when I left it open!)

    6. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      For the commercial versions, it's easier to run the command-and-control software over the network instead of having dedicated control wires running to a centralized office. These devices are kept on a separate VLAN. Last month I received a Nessus scan report that shows the garage door openers on the general VLAN. Someone didn't properly configured the switch for those garage door openers.

    7. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want something of this type mainly because I am paranoid. I don't want something that can open my garage door from elsewhere. What I want is something that I can check to prove to myself I didn't leave the garage door up...and to shut it in the event I did leave the garage door up. Something like this would save me from taking a lap around my block when I get paranoid about not remembering if I put it down or not...

    8. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Other than a method to allow a hacker unauthorized access to your home, why on god's green earth would you need a wifi powered garage door opener *for your phone*, when the tried and true RF based ones have been around for decades?

      i'm 34; am i too old to understand why people would want clownshit crazy things like this?

      I can think of several reasons.

      1) Package delivery. Sometimes you can't ship it to work, and you don't want to have the item sit on your doorstep for hours attracting unwanted attention. Remotely open the garage door, and let the delivery service put the package in the garage.

      2) AirBnB - give your guest access to your garage on a temporary basis, that automatically expires when they leave. That way they won't accidentally take your opener with them when they leave.

      3) Similarly, house-sitters

      4) Little Timmy forgot his keys. At least you can open the garage so he can wait inside there instead of in the rain/sun.

      Granted, do you _need_ any of this? Hell no. But there can be conveniences to IoT stuff. Personally, I don't need any of that kind of thing, but I can see people who do.

    9. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      why on god's green earth would you need a wifi

      Products, even crap ones come from a perceived need. I'm not sure why you are asking a bunch of people who don't have one this question rather than going to the website linked in the summary where the reasons people would want one is explained in the opening paragraph.

      i'm 34; am i too old to understand

      No you're not. you could understand just right. What you are is stuck in a "we've always done it like this mentality" combined with rose tinted glasses of what "like this" actually meant. If someone wasn't sick of the RF opener they wouldn't have created an alternative, and people wouldn't have backed the project.

      What you are doing right now in any part of your life is unlikely to be the best possible way of ever doing it. It may work ... for you, but that's about it.

    10. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd think it would be to allow a friend neighbor into your house while you're away, but it seems easier just to text them the entry code since all of the ones I've seen have keypads mounted nearby.

      Other than remote camera/sound monitoring, the only use I can imagine are heat and lights (both because a true computing device can give better fine-tuning than wall-plug timers and such). Remote starting an oven might be an okay idea, but you'll need a camera on the inside to make sure no one's left anything inside (it's happened).

      A smart fridge could make sense if it could detect what you're low on, but that would require RFIDs in every product or the time-consuming task of determining where items go and constitutes full/empty/low (I assume weight sensors would be used, when light enough, it triggers an alert, but this means items can't be shuffled around).

      Speaking of which, a smart whiteboard/note-board/calendar could make sense. Attach it to a wall or fridge, write down shopping lists, make calendar notes, and have it all sync with an account. In fact, this should already be possible using an Android tablet and a Google account. Swype, a stylus, or even voice commands could be used to add entries (like Google Home, I guess, but more directly useful).

    11. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure the tried and true RF ones have been hacked already and even with rolling codes can be cloned and opened.

    12. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      why on god's green earth would you need a wifi powered garage door opener *for your phone*, when the tried and true RF based ones have been around for decades?

      Obviously so you don't need to have another thing that can be lost or left in the house; pretty much the same reason I use my phone instead of my old online banking security token. Using a phone isn't a bad idea per se, but having it connected via a third party is lazy design (can't really say malicious when all it does is open a door) and just asking for trouble. The alternative, however, is to have a static IP or something that can pass for one, which isn't easily done by most people.

      Yes, the guy threw a tantrum, but anyone who has had any experience in a public-facing job will know that this sort of outburst happens all of the time. You don't respond to this with a petulant comment and disabling the device that your customer has already paid for. I expect they will end up seeing their EULA laughed out of court if they imagine they can withhold service from someone who said some nasty things and used a few rude words in their support forum.

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    13. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a city dweller with an opener that only works from about 3 feet away from the door, and that's on a lucky day when a block full of all manner of devices isn't interfering with everything wireless. This means I have to stop with my car across the narrow street and sidewalk, blocking traffic, before I can hit the button, then sit there mashing the stupid RF remote over and over while people stare at me. Then it finally reads, and now all the traffic is waiting for the door to open before I can get in and unblock the street and sidewalk. A Wi-Fi remote could probably be integrated with an IFTTT geofencing rule for "when I turn on to my street in my car, start opening the door." This would solve a real annoyance for me.

      I could also see this being useful for a family. Those extra remotes are a pain to program, and buying multiple for different family members can be expensive. The app seems like it could offer an essentially unlimited number of remotes (which you also can't lose and have to replace).

      In the city we also don't all own cars, and many people own small cars that can't carry much. Loaning or swapping cars as needed is common. I could see myself using this if I was away from home but a friend wanted to borrow my car. I could keep a key in the garage, and let them in remotely to take the car and return it when they were done.

    14. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by avandesande · · Score: 2

      Even then you have to trust the provider is a)not friends with criminals b)not going to get hacked.

      Just knowing when your garage door opens and closes is enough to let a thief know when you are not home.

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    15. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Garage door opener controlled by your phone? Good idea

      Garage door controlled by some third party provider who can drop support / remotely operate / change support costs? Worst idea ever

    16. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by TWX · · Score: 1

      Only advantage I can see is that you don't need to leave remotes in the cars anymore since you have a multifunction device in your pocket that can perform that service. If someone breaks into your car they can't get the tools needed to easily gain access to your garage and possibly your home.

      Now, if I were designing this system for myself, I'd just put it on my home network and when I get home and my phone associates with my wireless then I could control it without having to go "to the cloud". Granted, this requires my wifi range to be great enough to work on the driveway, but so far this has not been a problem.

      Alternately I'd use bluetooth between the phone and the door opener, if the range works out.

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    17. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by TWX · · Score: 1

      I've had problems with that with varous SCADA devices too. I'm about ready to start shutting off ports if I find these manufacturers' MAC addresses on the wrong VLAN.

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    18. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      In the general case, IP can be a universal automation technology without running new wires or worrying about signaling protocols.

      You know, your phone comes into range between 1700 and 1900 after having not been seen for 4+ hours, your garage door gets opened, a lighting and music scene is enabled, one of those freezer-to-table cookers turns on, the heat/AC adjusts to the habitable zone, the doggy door unlocks, the kitchen PC gets a WoL packet, etc.

      It's very SciFi other than SciFi almost always forgetting about security (just like IoT developers).

      I don't know if this door opener has any integrations or an API, but certainly in the general class all these things could happen. Maybe if a standard ever evolves I'll be curious (I'm a decade older than you - I'm not installing anything in my house that isn't running on an open stack).

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    19. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm 34; am i too old to understand why people would want clownshit crazy things like this?

      A friend of mine hooked up a bunch of multi colour LED lights and pipes in the apartment through wi-fi. That is understandable since it would be a bitch too hook up every single one with twisted pair. Useful for setting mood for sleeping, waking up, party, etc. But a fucking garage door?

    20. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Megane · · Score: 1

      One reason to have it is if it has a sensor that knows if the door is open. People have been known to go on trips and forget to put the door down as they drive off. (it happened to the people across the street from me about 2 months ago!) So not only can they confirm that they left the door open, they can also tell it to close from hundreds of miles away.

      Hint: it's not so much an internet-connected garage door opener as it is an internet-connected garage door closer.

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    21. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People voted for Trump. Clownshit crazy is the new normal apparently.

    22. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize how unsecure the RF based ones are? I could easily blast out all possible combinations and frequencies based on the switches in the remote / controller.

    23. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      yeah but at least with those you need to be close to the door itself.

    24. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Dupedupeshakur · · Score: 1

      Other than a method to allow a hacker unauthorized access to your home, why on god's green earth would you need a wifi powered garage door opener *for your phone*, when the tried and true RF based ones have been around for decades?

      i'm 34; am i too old to understand why people would want clownshit crazy things like this?

      Geolocation from your phone can automatically open and close the garage. No security risk of having a garage opener in your car (I HAVE had my opener stolen and my registration taken out of the glove box, and easy way to ransack a house while someone is at work).

    25. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you ever consider replacing the battery inside the remote clicker? Am also a city dweller in a neighborhood bristling with garage doors, and the only time my remote gets that short-range problem is when the power is low. It's extraordinarily unlikely that your opener is being crowded out by all the other openers in the vicinity, unless every single inhabitant is pressing the remotes simultaneously, and even then it stretches the limit of imagination.

    26. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by CWCheese · · Score: 2

      the vast, vast majority of folks who have garage doors watch the door fully close before leaving the home. it's called personal responsibility.

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    27. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like neighbors work pretty adequately to close the door.

    28. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but, with most of these devices that can be easily hacked you can ask, why would bad guys bother? But with things like this, you can see why they would bother. Not just your car, but anything else you keep in the garage, bye bye. So yeah, just because you can see a use case, you also have to look at the don't use case.

    29. Re: what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the replacement RF remotes for my old craftsman go for like $30 a pop and this was $69 and 5 minutes of my time?

    30. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Lesrahpem · · Score: 1

      I've seen a lot of people use this for things like AirBnb or opening the door for various kinds of service people.

    31. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Leave a side door open with sign that says "please lock door handle after leaving package inside". Works quite well as long as you secure what's in the garage. It's not like garage doors are all that secure to begin with.
      2. AirBnB guests would have keys. If you've got a separate place for them, install a cardlock. No need for cloud connected garbage.
      3. House sitters would have keys.
      4. Little Timmy won't forget his keys again once he's caught outside in the rain for an hour. Of course, Little Timmy could go to his friends or neighbor's house.

    32. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      No you're not. you could understand just right. What you are is stuck in a "we've always done it like this mentality"

      No, he's 'stuck' with enough understanding and life experience to realize that tradeoff is not worth the hollow convenience offered by most of these devices, especially when they're saddled with unnecessary 'cloud' integration.

    33. Re: what purpose does this app serve? by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      I don't know about iOS, but using an Android app to open my garage door would drive me nuts:

      * touch fingerprint sensor to unlock. 2-5 seconds.

      * wait for OS to stabilize after unlock: 2-6 seconds

      * launch app: 2-3 seconds if it's already running, 3-5 if the icon is on the screen you got after unlocking, 5-20+ if you have to open the app drawer and navigate to it.

      * add another second or three if the phone can't make up its mind between LTE and wifi. Because, for some inane reason, Android can't deal with having multiple routes to the internet, even though Linux has been able to handle at least 253 simultaneous network connections since... well... forever. So if you catch Android in a moment of network metastability... you're going to wait.

      I got a Ring doorbell for Christmas. It takes SO LONG to unlock the phone, launch Ring's app, and begin the video stream, half the time you'll be lucky to launch it in time to see whomever rang the bell walking away. And that's when I'm on the same LAN as the doorbell. If someone rings it when I'm NOT home, I'll be lucky to launch the video stream in time to see whomever rang it DRIVING AWAY. It's not totally Ring's fault... I'd argue that pretty much ANY IoT product that depends upon an Android phone that might be asleep, locked, and semi-offline the moment it gets triggered is going to have serious usability problems due to lag.

    34. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 73 and not only do I not connect house-related hardware to the Internet, but my computer is only connected to the Internet when I am browsing Slashdot (or Soylent).

    35. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just a young sprout, don't worry. The only reason you don't know the answer is you were born just about yesterday.

      See, in the olden days people used to watch a thing called a "TV show" on a little screen in their home. And there was a popular one called Star Trek, which had talking computers. And wireless communication devices! And spaceships. And they would fly this spaceship to different places, and then leave the ship to visit. And if they wondered, gosh, did I turn the coffee maker off? They could just call up to the ship and ask the computer! They could even have the computer turn the coffee maker on, or do some other important task remotely.

      So then after watching this show, sometimes people would leave their own home and go out into the world, and they'd wonder, "Did I leave the coffee maker on?" And that was an important question, because coffee makers didn't have timers and auto shut-off after 2 hours back then. No, back then only rich people had that. Regular people had coffee makers that if you left on, you would come home to a burnt coffee maker. Maybe even a burning pile of rubble where your house used to be. So people would think, gosh, wouldn't it be nice if my house had a computer like on Star Trek and I could just call it up and ask it if the coffee maker is still on?! That would be so awesome! Like, totally radical!

      And then later, the internet became a public service, and then later still, people got personal wireless communicators, and then later, the wireless communicators got the internet. So naturally, people then wanted to be able to ask their personal communicator to tell them the status of their coffee maker.

      To save their house. To save their pet's life. Do you not also love your pet? So they want this app to save the life of their loved one. That is easy to understand, is it not? And now that they're wanting this capability, they go out into the world, and they wonder: "Did I leave the garage door open? I usually close it, but I was really distracted, and I can't remember." So naturally, they want their personal communicator to tell them, "is somebody going to raid my cheesypoof stockpile, or steal my collection of the hair samples of actual live human females? The only way to avert this psychological catastrophe is to make sure their jeejaw can talk to their whatthewhat in all cases.

    36. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Little Timmy comes home to an empty house by plan, you'd better have a spare key hidden somewhere. That is obvious. What if Little Timmy's cell phone is also dead? You want to leave Little Timmy to go door to door begging to use a phone, and then asking, "What's my Mommy's phone number, I can't open my address book because my phone is dead."

      This is how real life works. An app is not enough. Timmy either has parents smart enough to know that kids lose keys, and who prepared for that, or else he's screwed anyways. Parents that have their child come home alone, and don't even have a backup plan for lost keys, probably also "forgot" to buy any groceries while they were spending all their money buying crack. The only app for that is the cops' tip line, and that rarely will make any improvement in the child's life.

    37. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and if your phone gets stolen you won't be able to enter your home?

    38. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why on god's green earth would you need a wifi powered garage door opener

      What the fuck happened to your sense of hacker imagination, Slashdot? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING COOL, THAT'S WHY

    39. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No, he's 'stuck' with enough understanding and life experience to realize that tradeoff

      Given that he didn't even know what features he was trading off, no he does not. He is just a grouch who can't conceive that there may be other options than what he has lived with all his life.

    40. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      1. When I go for a bike ride, I take my phone with me. I don't want to also take a garage door opener.

      2. My neighbor calls me up at work and says he wants to borrow my chain saw. I remotely open the garage so he can get it.

      To be clear, I don't want this. I wouldn't trust it. But there are legitimate use cases.

    41. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have used it when I received the materials for a remodel and I didn't want them to sit outside waiting for someone to pick them up. Delivery guy called me, I opened the garage door, he put the stuff in, I then closed the garage door.

      The original reason we got it was we would come home to my wife's side being open. Leaves would stick to the bottom of the door. So when she was running late in the morning, she wouldn't watch the door go down. She would start it closing and drive off. When it was closing the leaves would break the laser line and open the door again. Being able to check the status of the door being open and shut helped us.

    42. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Only advantage I can see is that you don't need to leave remotes in the cars anymore since you have a multifunction device in your pocket that can perform that service.

      I don't see how that's much of an advantage. It takes me no time at all to reach up to my mirror and press the Homelink button to open my garage door. But even if I have my phone on its dashboard mount (which I only do if I'm taking a trip out of my little town somewhere, rather than just going to work or one of my normal local destinations), it still would take me some time to press the "home" button, find my garage door app, open that, then press the button to open the door. If the phone's on my belt like it usually is, now I have to squirm to get my phone, on top of that. No thanks.

      The only advantage I see with this thing is being able to see if I forgot to close the door, or if it didn't close itself properly if I drove away too quickly, and then being able to attempt closing it again remotely. That's not something I would do too often.

    43. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      If you think viewing its status is a useful feature, then what are you going to do if it's open and you're an hour away? Why wouldn't you want to be able to close it remotely?

      (Disclaimer: I don't condone buying this particular device. The company owner is obviously an asshole and you might end up with a non-functional device depending on his whim or his business performance.)

    44. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Do you live within 50 miles of a US military base? If so, that's your problem. You need to buy a newer opener, or an add-on receiver that uses a different frequency band. I had to do this for mine.

    45. Re:what purpose does this app serve? by Megane · · Score: 1

      I didn't say anything about closing the door. How could I close it? I don't have a remote for it. They had to drive back to close it.

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    46. Re: what purpose does this app serve? by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Geofencing solves those problems. Once your phone is close enough to the receiver the garage door just opens.

  9. But if Elon Musk does it... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then it's okay.

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    1. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey - someone has to carry the reality distortion field forward. It sure isn't Cook.

    2. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You'll have to be more specific.

      Did someone leave a Tesla a bad review and was told suddenly they won't be able to drive their car anymore and to go push it to the nearest shop for a refund?

    3. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by slew · · Score: 1

      You'll have to be more specific.

      Did someone leave a Tesla a bad review and was told suddenly they won't be able to drive their car anymore and to go push it to the nearest shop for a refund?

      When Elon unilaterally canceled an order for a Model X of a self proclaimed Tesla enthusiast who complained in a blog about a disorganized customer event where he didn't get a chance to sit in the car, that person didn't even get to drive it in the first place and thus didn't need a refund.

      The lesson here is that it's okay to diss past and potential future customers, but not current customers, right?

    4. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Link? Would be interested to see the news on that and what fallout there was from him remotely killing a car...

    5. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes. Refusing to do business with someone for reasons outside of the various protected classes is a choice a business can make. In a lot of cases that's a bad choice since your competitors who don't do that will have a bigger market of potential buyers. However, sometimes a customer can be unprofitable and it might make sense. You'll note that land lords do this all the time, as do credit card companies - though they do have some clear not-generic-business reasons. Some restaurants will often refuse service to people who don't meet a dress code. Many stores will refuse to do business with someone who is abusive to their staff. And so on.

      However, destroying the product that you have already sold to someone is an entirely different matter. That really should be obvious.

    6. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Well, it would be solar powered.

    7. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      Firing a potential customer is way different than bricking a purchased and delivered device over a customer service dispute.

      Not saying Musk was in the right there either, but these two situations are not even remotely similar.

      If you're going to have a go at Telsa, then also have a go at Ferrari for blacklisting Chris Harris from purchasing Ferraris after his negative reviews. Which of course now that Harris is on Top Gear with all the attendant visibility, Ferrari insists that it was all a misunderstanding!

    8. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by amxcoder · · Score: 1

      I don't think the manufacturer actually sent code to the device and literally bricked it. It sounds more likely, he figured out the SN of the box, and just blocked connection on the server side. so the device itself still works, but the network connection to the server that it relies on to do it's 'magic' cannot be made. This would make things a bit more murkey in the legal aspect of it for sure, as the box itself has not been altered or tampered with and is the same as when he bought it. The server that the manufacture controls however is not. Although it could be argued that the purchase of device assumes perpetual license to connect to the server services with it, but that isn't always true, look no further than video game makers for examples.

      This is also why I don't like these boxes that REQUIRE the use of a server connection to perform functions that they could easily perform direct to the customer's device. It's only so that the manufacturer can keep their grip on you and your data that they do this. They could have easily made the app connect to any IP/port and then clients can setup their firewall to port forward to get to the box directly without the manufacturer being in the middle.

    9. Re:But if Elon Musk does it... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      When Elon unilaterally canceled an order

      So what you're saying is you're wrong and Elon Musk has never bricked a car from a customer?

      Good thanks to know. I was worried for a moment you were comparing Elon's actions to this case here. Good to know they are very different and Elon is still a perfectly fine guy.

  10. Social Enginerring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a guy got one of his friends to pretend to hate the product, so he could stir up a media frenzy.

    tl;dr: This is just free advertising.

    1. Re:Social Enginerring by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Um....if your company thinks a media frenzy that can be summarized as "We will fuck you over for the most petty reasons", then you will not be in business long.

    2. Re:Social Enginerring by jarkus4 · · Score: 1

      This sort of depends. If you have a decent product that sells, doing this would be suicidal. But if your product has barely any customers and its because people are not aware of its existence? This kind of media attention can actually greatly enlarge your market niche and even though you scare some potential customers away you will still have net profit in number of customers

  11. Time to sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn I wish that was me, I'd be getting a 5 mil payday.

  12. This is why... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    This is why I don't buy ANYTHING that requires some connection to some service provider to control the device. If I cannot control it locally, without the manufacturer's servers up and my network connected to the internet, it doesn't come home. If the manufacturer wants to give me remote access to my stuff, I get that it is easiest to do this using a remote server, but if I cannot get to it locally, it doesn't get installed in my home.

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    1. Re:This is why... by Megane · · Score: 1

      I have a internet thermostat (not Nest). It normally uses a cloud server, but the low-level JSON interface is well documented, and it even lets you change the server URL. If the company goes out of business, I should be able to hack up my own in a couple of days.

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    2. Re:This is why... by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      I just get off the couch and turn the thermostat up or down according to my whim and the ambient temperature. Takes a few seconds at most.

    3. Re:This is why... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      My thermostat isn't Internet-connected, but it's at least programmable. It'd be nice if it was a hell of a lot smarter, so it could figure out the house's rate of heat loss, how fast the furnace can raise the house-wide temperature a degree, how quickly a temperature gradient forms after the blower cuts out, when people were around, etc.

      I'd love a learning thermostat that could connect to external temperature and humidity sensors in addition to several sensor sets within the house to learn all that and just keep the temperature and humidity optimal at all times.

      As far as i know, nobody sells that yet.

    4. Re:This is why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you can get up and down off the couch that easily. I've had three back surgeries that weren't all that successful. For those of us that can't, getting the IoT right fixes a lot of accessibility/livability issues.

    5. Re:This is why... by Megane · · Score: 1

      Great. Now try that from 80 miles away. I hope your couch has good fuel economy.

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  13. impulse control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... only demonstrates your poor impulse control ..."

    On both sides, yes.

  14. Buyer Beware! by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    A recent Nessus scan at my job found garage door openers on the general network. O_o

  15. But but it is in the cloud... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    This is new start up.So it used brash language. Once it becomes established player and hires suites, they will do exactly the same thing but they will say it PR bullshitese.

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    1. Re:But but it is in the cloud... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      By "suites", do you by any chance mean "suits"?

    2. Re:But but it is in the cloud... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean like our "unit and regression test-suits"

    3. Re:But but it is in the cloud... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      soory :-)

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  16. If this device is phoning home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seriously wouldn't be hard to allow the developer to open any garage door using his software.
    I'd be extremely suspicious of the companies intentions.

  17. Brilliant Move! by edibobb · · Score: 1

    That was just about as stupid a move as a person can make in business. It's likely to have killed any hope they had of success. Denis Grisak might or might not be decent at technical matters, but he should never have any interaction with customers, and probable should not be included in business decisions.

    1. Re:Brilliant Move! by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      How so? "We reserve the right to refuse service" is an important and widely-known maxim.

      "You can't get our device to work, and instead of letting us try to help, you insulted and attacked us. We're telling you, right now, to return it for a full refund, AND we're disabling things so that, should you manage to fix your issue and get it working, you don't get to happily use it while potentially leaving the negative comments and ratings unchanged."

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  18. Nice Marketing Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.... Your IOT devices that we paid for will only continue to work as long as we say things that you like? Hmmm, let me think... No thanks.

  19. I would do the same by backslashdot · · Score: 0

    Mod me up. I'd be happy to respond to any issues about my comment on Saturday night. If you didn't give me any mod points right now your only option is to logout of slashdot permanently and ask them for your money back.

  20. Really does look like a shitty product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The obvious problem here, of course, is that a garage door opener is controlled (and DoSed) by someone else's server. That is totally and inexcusibly insane, and not just a little bit.

    The original customer may have overreacted, but the fact that the vendor had the capacity to DoS the customer proves, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that it definitely is a horrible and unreliable product. You would be making a huge mistake, buying this bad product from the incompetent designer Denis Grisak.

    People, computers are cheap. Cheap as fuck. You don't need to be using someone else's server. The server should be under your exclusive control, serving the interest of no other parties above your own interests. There is no excuse for anything else. The era of "the cloud" has been over for many years now.

  21. The customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is always stupid and I can prove it = bad PR
    ...is always right even when they're not = good business

  22. And this is why you don't buy cloud reliant tech by redcliffe · · Score: 1

    Cloud capabilities should be an add-on not required. I should be able to directly connect via IP(or DDNS) to my device from my phone or computer and control it.

  23. Destruction of property by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

    So this guy admitted to destroying another person's property? What a dumbass.

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    1. Re:Destruction of property by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Destruction of property by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      The problem is the term "bricking" used to mean completely inoperable meaning that it would not even power up. From the summary, the company has shut off server access to the customer's unit. This was after the customer said that the unit didn't function as intended. So the customer's unit doesn't work . . . like it didn't before. I fail to see how property was destroyed.

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    3. Re:Destruction of property by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      He cut off the unit's service and told the customer they can get a refund.
      Nothing was destroyed.

    4. Re:Destruction of property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how property was destroyed.

      Except as the tfs says: "At this time your only option is return Garadget to Amazon for refund. Your unit ID 2f0036... will be denied server connection."

      Which means that now there is zero chance of it ever working, because the manufacturer has intentionally disabled it. Even if all that was wrong with it was wifi distance, firmware issue, or anything else that could have been fixed, now it will never work. Presumably, he could (should) have been able to resell it to someone else, now that the manufacturer has intentionally disabled it, it has an effective value of $0.00.

      So to recap:

      The thing is now worth nothing to anyone.

      There is absolutely no chance of it ever working.

      There may not have been physical damage done, but there was destruction of property, in the form of the complete loss of both functionality present or future, and the reduction of value to nothing.

      The manufacturer has abused their position as both a service provider and a product manufacturer to render a specific unit inoperative with laser precision, all because one customer pissed them off. Now you might think, "Well it serves him right, he pissed them off." But remember just how easy it is to piss off someone on the internet. Are you sure you wan them to have that power? It doesn't have to be the manufacturer. (How many times did people get fired from their job for an off the clock twitter post? Now imagine loosing the ability to cook or drive your car, because the idiots on facebook or twitter think you constantly represent your employer's values even when off the clock.)

    5. Re:Destruction of property by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Usually, when you return something for a refund, the vendor can repackage it and sell it again, if not for the same price. If the customer does return it for a refund, it's likely to be resold to someone who won't realize the device is permanently disabled. It looks here like the asshole has decided that Amazon can pay for the device and get nothing.

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    6. Re:Destruction of property by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Client is not a technician.
      Company has disabled functioning of the device even before attempting any diagnosis of the problem.
      It might even have been a temporary problem (or a loose wire/contact).
      Company is sooo at fault...

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    7. Re:Destruction of property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to sue.

    8. Re:Destruction of property by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      That a great story you made up there, based on no facts what so ever.

      Amazon is the shop front, Softcomplex is the company that sells it.

      Price: $99.00 & FREE Shipping
      In Stock. Ships from and sold by Softcomplex.

      They're also the company that makes it.

      What an asshole, he's decided that his company has to pay for the device and get nothing.

    9. Re:Destruction of property by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Except as the tfs says: "At this time your only option is return Garadget to Amazon for refund. Your unit ID 2f0036... will be denied server connection."

      Again, the customer said it didn't work before. And now after the server access, it is sure not to work with the server. What property was destroyed? By the customer's own admission it was broken.

      Which means that now there is zero chance of it ever working, because the manufacturer has intentionally disabled it.

      You do understand that the manufacturer can re-enable access so your "zero chance" is not zero. And AGAIN, the customer said it didn't work before.

      Even if all that was wrong with it was wifi distance, firmware issue, or anything else that could have been fixed, now it will never work.

      Again you do understand that the server access can be turned back ON? I think you don't understand the word "never" means.

      Presumably, he could (should) have been able to resell it to someone else, now that the manufacturer has intentionally disabled it, it has an effective value of $0.00.

      You mean besides the refund value the manufacturer offered him which is more than $0.00

      There may not have been physical damage done, but there was destruction of property, in the form of the complete loss of both functionality present or future, and the reduction of value to nothing.

      According to the customer is was worth nothing before because it didn't work. Now the manufacturer is offering a refund which is a value.

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    10. Re:Destruction of property by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Company has disabled functioning of the device even before attempting any diagnosis of the problem.

      And the manufacturer said to return item for a refund.

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    11. Re:Destruction of property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're speculating on the return process and making unfounded claims about what is "likely" to occur. Why say anything at all if you don't know?

      Usually, people that make remarks similar to yours are idiots. It's likely many people dislike you.

    12. Re:Destruction of property by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Which is why I made it clear to any intelligent reader that I was speculating, and saying what it looks like as opposed to what it is. This left an opening for someone to point out what was wrong with my speculation, if some halfway intelligent person decided to do so. Unfortunately, none did.

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  24. IoT by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Internet of Tantrums.

  25. Cool deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now to add this garage door opener company to my list of "Never to do business with ever"...

  26. I'm not exactly seeing the problem. by apcullen · · Score: 1

    I'm not clear on why the unit is being denied access to the server, but the customer was afforded the opportunity to return his purchase to Amazon for a refund. If the iPhone app is really that bad, I imagine that this company will have many unsatisfied customers and not be around very long.

  27. I see your tamtrum... by XSportSeeker · · Score: 1

    ...and raise you a poorly thought out reactive measure that will make people avoid the product as the plague that it truly is.

  28. Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ONLY apps can app apps, NOT LUDDITE software!

    Apps!

    1. Re:Found the LUDDITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best post so far.

  29. Where's the FCC? by RandCraw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This kind of retaliation is no different from a cellphone service provider jamming your RF signal. The FCC (if we still had one) should step in and either fine the manufacturer for retaliatory misbehavior, or punitively shut down their internet access for a nominal period (at least a week) for abusing the privilege of being online.

    Doing this periodically would send a really constructive message to many others who routinely abuse others on the net, be they bad businesses or just trolls. Access to the net is a privilege, not a right.

    1. Re:Where's the FCC? by Megane · · Score: 1

      Why the fuck would the FCC have the power to do anything like that? Other than making sure that the puny low-power wireless radio in it works properly, and doesn't cause interference, they can do fuck all.

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    2. Re:Where's the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Access to the net is a privilege, not a right.

      Oh it is? Who decided that? How about books, is reading and writing them a right or privilege? Thank god I have you to sort this all out for me.

      How about chairs? The constitution doesn't say anything about them so they must be a privilege, right? Which would make it okay if the government smashes them all up, right?

    3. Re:Where's the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I highly doubt this falls under the jurisdiction of the FCC. It's not RF jamming.

    4. Re:Where's the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it seem like a cellphone service provider has to actively jam (like put a square/sawtooth wave) out there to jam. That would be illegal. All they need to do though, is on the protocol level, deny your IMEI. This is done hundreds of times per day to block stolen phones and you don't hear anyone crying too loudly.

    5. Re:Where's the FCC? by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      Granting a federal agency that kind of granular power, and worse ... sounding all excited about them using it (let me guess, without any sort of due process - you'd have the Secondary Regional Equipment Anecdote Fairness Czar for your area make a decision on the fly, based on one side of story?) ... well, that sort of instinct on your part, on display to the public, is one of the reasons the most recent election went the way it did. Please don't vote in the future. Thank you.

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    6. Re:Where's the FCC? by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      This kind of retaliation is no different from a cellphone service provider jamming your RF signal. The FCC (if we still had one) should step in and either fine the manufacturer for retaliatory misbehavior, or punitively shut down their internet access for a nominal period (at least a week) for abusing the privilege of being online.

      Wouldn't shutting down their internet access kill ALL of their customers devices?

    7. Re:Where's the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the rest of the world gets along just fine with government agencies that keep corporations from screwing consumers. But hey this is America, land of the free to have a corporation bend you over and rape you in the wallet then demand you say thankyou when they're done.

    8. Re:Where's the FCC? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately this seems to be a trend with IoT manufacturers. Elon Musk tweeted in agreement with this company's actions... So piss off Tesla and he bricks your car.

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    9. Re:Where's the FCC? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Never owned a business or cared what it takes to run one, I see. You're on the "gimme stuff" end of the spectrum. I get it. You were raised that way, and are still mad that Bernie Sanders isn't in office giving you more stuff that he makes eeeeeeevil productive people pay for. Get over it.

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    10. Re:Where's the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be the domain of the FTC, not the FCC.

    11. Re:Where's the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... Take the crack pipe out of your mouth and BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.

  30. I would not buy one now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay. Buyer has poor impulse control. This is true. Don't many?

    Message to company: "The Customer is always right" .. you need to work with them and have a mechanism so they can back their stupidity out. Turn it into a positive and then once they're happy remove the post or re-comment to say it's fixed.

    Otherwise... someone will give the company massive negative exposure on a site such as /.

    Not cool guys.

  31. Similar.... by beheaderaswp · · Score: 2

    There was another one like this recently... a ham radio software maker. The software "Ham Radio Deluxe" was rendered useless through an authentication server if the customer left a bad review. Since ham radio call signs were used as the product key, they simply banned a call sign in their server.

    No matter who dies it- it's very bad karma.

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    1. Re: Similar.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait...seriously? Do you have a link? I used to love that software pre-sale, but since it went paid I've had my doubts.

    2. Re: Similar.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/21/amateur_radio_fans_drop_hammer_on_hrds_blacklist/

  32. Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone's pushing to gain control over your things left and right. John Deere would *love* to be able to brick your tractor if you dare try repair it yourself. Manufacturers dream of integrating it deeply enough that they can force subscription services for basic appliances. All of them despise privacy, and none of them ever cared one iota about security for customers.

    Three-letter-agencies have their panties flooded at the thought of committing murder and incrimination through these things, whether dissidents, the families of political rivals, or even random innocents (once they're dead they're all 'were terrorists'), and themselves push for awkward developments to finally allow the kills we see in bad 80s hacking movies.

    It isn't just a matter of not-buying anymore: Basic necessities are having these things forcefully and recklessly integrated into them with no oversight and often no reason, while the most malicious - and one should always assume the worst abuses of feature or law alike will be exactly what it gets used for - are actively demanding these things be designed in such ways as to finally get a sword hanging over people's heads. No, this needs to be actively, and decisively fought against - not just with harsh letters but by willful and collective destruction of those preparing these nooses "for our convenience".

    1. Re:Meanwhile by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Calm down, nobody cares, we're all going down the drain due to this indifference of the greater majority.

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  33. This Story Supports the Prior Article by sehlat · · Score: 1

    People Think Smart Home Tech is Too Expensive

    If you buy something that requires the manufacturer's equipment to operate, it means, of course, that they can effectively brick your purchase any time they want, for any reason they choose.

    No price is low enough to buy something you do not actually own .

    1. Re:This Story Supports the Prior Article by Megane · · Score: 1

      The other side of this is if you want to re-sell or give away the device. It may not be possible to re-register it for someone else to use, and even if it is possible, if you don't de-register it, the device may forever be useless.

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    2. Re:This Story Supports the Prior Article by ezdiy · · Score: 1

      > No price is low enough to buy something you do not actually own .
      I suppose you're a staunch homeowner, but a lot of people prefer renting a service, I don't see why appliances could be any different. I think the only problem is the product is misrepresented - when the device functions only in such a way it's a mechanism operated by somebody else (with pinkie pie promise made to act on your behalf, perhaps) - it's a service (despite lack of regular rent) - not a commodity.

      A satellite dish isn't all there is to TV reception, right? But at least with that one, it's very clear to people what you're buying, and that the service isn't rendered just with the dish alone.

  34. Sounds like a great product! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I absolutely must have a garage door opening that'll become useless when the local internet goes down, cloud servers go down, or company goes belly-up in a few months. I must have two of them.

    1. Re:Sounds like a great product! by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Just wait those few months, they'll be available soon, practically for free. :)

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  35. Re:And this is why you don't buy cloud reliant tec by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

    I deal directly with homeowners on stuff like this all the time, They complain when they have to do work like that or remember stuff like that. its pretty funny because the only other option is stuff like this. but you cant tell them that, as most of them have no idea how the internet or computers work. they just know that they do.

  36. Was a crime or a tort committed? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I haven't figured out what law yet, but I get the feeling that blocking all functionality of a customer's electronic device out of spite, and specifically a device for access control to a dwelling, might not have been a legal act. There might be penalties under civil or criminal law.

    I'd cut more slack for an Open Source developer who simply refused to help the user because of abusive language, since that developer isn't being paid and the user didn't pay anyone for the software or service. But to lock out a paid customer...

    1. Re:Was a crime or a tort committed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd cut more slack for an Open Source developer who simply refused to help the user because of abusive language, since that developer isn't being paid and the user didn't pay anyone for the software or service. But to lock out a paid customer...

      I'm not even sure it's the same class of thing.

      It's one thing to simply not assist someone because you don't want to, but not assisting would result in leaving the user in the same situation afterwards as they were already in before.
      This is deliberately spending a greater effort than zero in making the users situation worse off than before.

      If you ask me to fix your computer and I don't want to, that means I don't touch the thing, not that I take a hammer to it.

    2. Re:Was a crime or a tort committed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It likely comes down to company's terms of use. If it was actually doing something to the device the customer owned, then it's clear cut violation of of the Computer Misuse statutes. It sounds like it's server side, though, so the company are only obliged to continue to provide a service if there is a contract that says they do. Even if such an agreement exists, often these contracts include a pretty broad remit for suppliers to kick customers to the curb, especially in the case of abusive customers. Also: binding arbitration clauses.

      Assuming that there is no written terms, then the implied contract suggests that the manufacturer will provide the necessary means for the device to work. If it went before a judge they may award reasonable costs for installing the device, simply because the manufacturer is at fault rather than the supplier (and they handled the matter in an unusual and unprofessional way), but the costs of bringing the case would be far higher than whatever you could hope to recover.

      The moral here is:
      1) don't be an ass when asking for help
      2) don't post reviews of a product based on your immediate experiences - good or bad - wait and see how you feel after using it for a while
      3) don't be an ass when dealing with customers, especially not when in a public forum
      4) don't buy things that require 3rd parties to provide ongoing services for it to function. Doubly so if you aren't paying them on an ongoing basis. What if that company goes bankrupt, or forgets to pay its server bill, or has a security breech?

    3. Re:Was a crime or a tort committed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you willing to the pay the legal fees?

      No? Then fuck you.

    4. Re:Was a crime or a tort committed? by Altrag · · Score: 1

      There might be penalties under civil or criminal law.

      Almost certainly not criminal. Even civil is doubtful since they only changed things on their server (didn't physically damage the device or anything.)

      At some point as more and more things (internet of or otherwise) become dependent on remote servers that the purchaser has no control over, laws will start having to be written to cover such things. For now though, the EULA/ToS is all you really have to rely on and those pretty much invariably disclaim any liability for any reason.

      As for open source, the comparison isn't even valid. "Refusing to help" is a totally different subject than "actively denying access," open source or otherwise. And of course since open source is well, open, denying access isn't really a (technical) possibility.. though it may be a practical one as most of your customers won't know how to do anything when handed 100,000 lines of code.

  37. $100 bucks for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean it's just a $12 Particle Photon P1 and a relay running some simple code talking to an AWS instance or similar, probably just running IFTTT (If This Then That). It's roughly the equivalent of Arduino Due or Teensy 3.5 with onboard Wifi, or a faster ESP8266.

    You could probably just reprogram the thing with the Particle IDE over the USB interface, although I'd still feel robbed paying $100 for something I could replicate in $20 worth of hardware, IFTTT Garageio (https://ifttt.com/garageio) and the Arduino IDE in a few days, or a little longer if I didn't want to lean on something in "the cloud" like IFTTT.

  38. I think you misused the term Bricking by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 2

    Screw up a firmware update resulting in a device that can not be recovered (short of using jtag or something similar), that is a bricked device.

    Removing access to a critical part of a service for a product you own, just results in a useless product, but it is not bricked.

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    1. Re:I think you misused the term Bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People seem to think a device is "bricked" if it has the same functionality as a brick at the moment.

      The true definition is that it has the same functionality as a brick, forever.

      Simple rule to know the difference: if it can be "unbricked", then it was never bricked in the first place.

    2. Re:I think you misused the term Bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In both cases the device is useless to the owner and can only be fixed by the manufacturer. It's good that you worry about misuse of the term "bricked", "begs the question", etc, but sometimes they get it right so you should not systematically complain.

    3. Re:I think you misused the term Bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw up a firmware update resulting in a device that can not be recovered (short of using jtag or something similar), that is a bricked device.

      Removing access to a critical part of a service for a product you own, just results in a useless product, but it is not bricked.

      Having attempted to write prose in industry research to describe bricking thoroughly, it's surprisingly nuanced. The meaning of brick seems to evolve as fast of the technology. If this is a 100% internet connected device that is useless without a line to the server, I'd say that's "bricked."

    4. Re:I think you misused the term Bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but this type of blocking can be circumvented easily by a proxy server and a custom built web application. You could, with relative ease, MITM his entire shitty "service" and get the device working again..

      In fact, if this Garadget assclown did something like this to me, I'd do exactly that, post the details to a blog somewhere (not on the same server that handles the GDO, though), and make a video proving it works.

      Then I'd reverse engineer his hardware and firmware and post schematics and source for it online.

      Spite hurts more when you have more to lose. One piddly device with functionality that could be duplicated by a Raspberry Pi: small loss. Your entire business model, with a Kickstarter campaign tapping its toe angrily nearby: big loss. Don't write checks you can't afford to have cashed.

  39. Get off my lawn! by lionchild · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm old enough I don't get it either. The only reason I can imagine my garage door being attached as an IoT, is to tell me I left it open, and to close it. Or it was opened by RF and I wasn't expecting it to. The IoT doesn't need to open my garage. Too much of a physical security risk. (RF can be the same way, but we've given up on that for a long, long time.)

    I can see very limited reasons to be able to open my garage door, or front door, or side door, or whatever, remotely, over the internet. If it's an emergency, I guess I'll either have had to leave a key with someone I trust, or just tell them to bust in my window/door/etc to get in.

    We tell our children: Don't share things on social media you think could come back on you later. It NEVER goes away.

    If you put your doors on the IoT, it's like passing out your keys to everyone out there...and it NEVER goes away, unless you uninstall the product.

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    1. Re:Get off my lawn! by Altrag · · Score: 1

      I'm old enough, but I totally get it. There's a lot of cool stuff that IoT could bring to bear.

      Unfortunately, we'll never see most of it due to lack of standards, lack of security and a race that started from the bottom and is trying to dig itself lower in terms of quality. IoT's potential has been entirely coopted by hype and marketing before it even had a chance to spread its wings.

  40. this is why I don't do cloud connected anything by bferrell · · Score: 2

    far too easy to spend money and have it be useless

  41. Corporate death penalty for Garadget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Death penalty for Denis Grisak. Shut down shitty companies and euthanize the CEO.

  42. Tell everyone and DIY like so many others do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a Raspi and a motor driver hat.

  43. IoT smoke detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave a bad post, and we short the device and burn your house down...try leaving a 4 star review...not leaving a review will also be considered a bad review. Thank you for your purchase.

  44. For once, I agree with the Bricker by Dartz-IRL · · Score: 0

    At least in spirit. Because this probably isn't the first time it's happened.

    The hardest thing in work to do is put down the phone and let customers lie until the office is open. It might take two days. It takes a certain level of entitlement to expect an immediate response, RIGHT NOW when these operations might not have been able to do it. Being the person trying to answer now nearly led to burnout in work for me.

    Because, you know, people do deserve to have lives. They might have sold you something, but giving them a hundred quid doesn't mean you own them.

    And I've taken those calls. From people who're really pissed that slavery was outlawed so they just sort of treat anyone that's had the gall to charge them for a service as their own personal rental slave.

    There've been plenty of times, and plenty of people, to whom I would love to have done something similar.

    An yes. I'm sure I'll get modded troll for this. I don't care. I specifically recovered my account to say it. This sort of absolute customer entitlement in the modern era really pisses me off. Business is much easier for everyone when there's a level of mutual respect.

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    1. Re:For once, I agree with the Bricker by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 1

      You make some valid points. The one I would add is, it is perhaps understandable that people who have paid money for something feel that they have some right to be heard by the manufacturer when things go awry. But as someone who follows Kodi on Twitter, I have seen for myself that even when people pay precisely zero pounds/dollars/Euros for something they still demand the right to restitution, repair, and rant at the developers when things go wrong. Even when the problems are caused by third-party add-ons.

  45. Back in the Day by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, while working at the call center for an international company, we had one specific customer who logged some ridiculous number of hours on the support line for a machine he bought at Sears. At some point this company had enough and put out a support-center-wide memo instructing the technicians that the next time the guy called, we were to instruct him to take the machine back to Sears and get a refund. At some point you just have to cut your losses and move on, though the big-ass company displayed a lot more patience than this little company did.

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  46. Hmmm... by rholtzjr · · Score: 1

    Buy a product that allows them to lock me out of my own house..... NOT!!

    1. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember how Windows OS does this on your PC and laptops since 2001? I remember my first PC with XP can only boot into safemode because XP locked me out after upgrading my GPU and hard drives. XP basically locked me out of my machine, yes an OS which costs only 4% of my hardware locks me out. Turns out I need to buy a new XP license after some 3 or 4 hardware peripherals were changed.

  47. So, Denis Grisak is an asshole? by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Sounds like Denis Grisak is an asshole. I repeat, it sounds like Denis Grisak is an asshole.

    I'd laugh if he tried to sue me for daring to say so. Any jury would take one look at this case and throw his skanky, vindictive ass right out of court.

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  48. Wait, wait by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    Hold on....I need an internet connection to this asshole's server just to open mygarage door?

    Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

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    1. Re:Wait, wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on....I need an internet connection to this asshole's server just to open mygarage door?

      Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

      You're doing what too many people do these days- being sure of a conclusion you've made, but which is based on an incorrect assumption.

      The device works in parallel with your normal garage door openers- wired and wireless.

      It has a laser which attempts to optically monitor the position of the door (open or closed). It "talks" through WiFi to the company's servers which log the status of your door, and the "app" checks that status at the company's server.

  49. This company is finished by Ant2 · · Score: 1

    This incident will destroy sales of this product and likely ruin the company.

  50. Slashdot commenters are also clueless by shanen · · Score: 1

    The article even included the obvious clues when it mentioned "quality assurance" and "Indiegogo", but not a single comment so far looked in that direction. Tiny bit of goodness in that some of the funny-moderated comments actually were, but it was another low-hanging target for jokes.

    So why was the "quality assurance" bad? Why insufficient testing? Because the funding model of Indiegogo is bad and doesn't require it. From the Indiegogo perspective, this looks like a "success" because it got more money than it needed, but the resulting product is not good, which is bad but not any of Indiegogo's concern. There were a couple of EULA-related comments here, but they focused on the developer who got the money, not the Indiegogo funding model that gave him the money without checking for such things.

    Solutions might be available. I've even written about my own favorite, a charity share brokerage focused on PROJECT MANAGEMENT so that this sort of thing won't happen. That proposal is even designed so that the brokerage can't claim success unless there's some evidence the results met their success criteria. No evidence of understanding or interest on Slashdot, so (1) Feel free to rummage among my old comments (though on Slashdot most of the discussions have been dragged down to the level of the trolls), (2) Feel free to offer your better idea (though I obviously think you're wasting your time on today's Slashdot), or (3) Ask real nicely and maybe I'll waste the keystrokes again.

    The modal commenter on today's Slashdot could not catch a clue after being stripped naked, being dipped in clue musk, and being dumped in a field of clues at the peak of clue mating season.

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    1. Re:Slashdot commenters are also clueless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Feel free to rummage among my old comments

      Oh yeah! Let's do that. Then we can see the true you! Nobody is trolling except you..

  51. No soup for you! by Latent+Heat · · Score: 2

    Come back one year!

  52. I'm voting in favor of the vendor here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all for blocking people that I think are trolls. I'm all for blocking people who believe that you have to immediately jump on a fix (We are all human here. Give it a chance OK? Allow a reasonable time for a response.). Blocking everyone that gives you a bad review is bad business (not the vendor in the story, but other vendors do).

    Guy A doesn't like Guy B's product. Guy A gets vocal and doesn't give Guy B any time to fix it. Guy B pulls the plug on Guy A's device and offers his money back. Unless there's a problem in the EULA, I don't see a problem here.

    1. Re:I'm voting in favor of the vendor here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy A doesn't like Guy B's product. Guy A gets vocal and doesn't give Guy B any time to fix it. Guy B pulls the plug on Guy A's device and offers his money back. Unless there's a problem in the EULA, I don't see a problem here.

      Just imagine if this is Win10 EULA, and then Microsoft pulls the plug on its OS and your device is useless without an OS*. No problem for you? The hassle of returning it for refund, the time spent on configuring the system, travel time etc, all those costs money. Refund won't cover these.

      *(Unless of course if you have a couple of DVD's with different flavors of Linux so that losing Win10 won't matter.)

  53. Don't see a problem here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Customer said it does not work. Customer is angry. Customer told to return device. Customer is angry so customer shouldn't use device in the future anyway. Obviously lots of other happy customers using device.

    I don't see the problem. Why would I want to sell devices to unhappy customers?

  54. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company Rep chides poor impulse control, then exhibits it.

    Oh me, oh my.

  55. Re:Why is this news by amxcoder · · Score: 0

    This, I was thinking this too. If you post on amazon review a tech support question and expect ANY response from tech support you are a complete idiot. Sure some companies monitor it closely, but it wouldn't even be the 3rd place for me to go intuitively if I needed support.

    second, how many of us have needed support during "off-hours" and just had to wait until the business was open again. Maybe some big big companies have 24hr tech support, but we are talking about a small company, with a product that opens/closes garage doors, what in the world would make you even think that this company is going to have 24hr tech support over the weekend.

    We've all had to wait until business hours the following Monday when something doesn't work, it sounds like the person posting was an entitled jack-ass. I get that they might have been frustrated, but that is just the way it is. At least in this case it was something as insignificant as a garage door auxilliary control. The old method still worked fine for the time being, so you've lost nothing but a day or two of not getting it to work. Try and see what happens when your internet connection goes down on a Sat. Unless you are a business customer, you will be waiting until Monday morning as well, except that IS a bigger pain with no internet/VoIP/TV. It is what it is though.

    That being said, the old adage that "2 wrongs don't make a right" can also apply to the manufacturer as well.

  56. Iot means convenience at the loss of control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IoT means you're in somebody else's control for the most basic functions of the device. Simply put, stay away. Attaching your garage door to the internet? WHY? You want to unlock your garage door halfway across the planet? WHY? Attaching your fridge to the internet to show everyone on pintrest that new mold spore you discovered that makes MRSA look TAME? WHY?!?
    Better ways of doing stuff like that than trusting some hardware built by the Nigerian Prince you met on Indigogo.

  57. A point of clarification... by evolutionary · · Score: 3, Informative

    First, people are misusing the term "bricking" in this context but I understand why. One COULD say they EFFECTIVELY bricked the device because the idiot (pardon my French) blocked the IoT Mac Address/ID of the device but technically the device wasn't actually bricked. It was effectively bricked by in fact being blocked from the required server for to have a chance of working (not that it was from the report).

    Now that constitutes removing the primary function advertised/sold to the customer which legally he doesn't have the right to do unless: 1. The customer has been fully refunded + any damage caused in using his product. 2. The customer is committing acts that harm the functionality of the devices for others. 3. The customer has been proven a public threat through use of the services (basically a superset of 2). This business is probably sunk and will harm (and this is perhaps a good thing) the IoT business sector in general because people are finally becoming aware what installing IoT (I like to pronounce "idiot") devices for security in their homes; The provider of the 3rd party server could lock them out, let others in, all sorts of stuff. But I digress.

    The customer can sue the manufacturer/service provider because he withdrew the core component before refunding him. That is a classic breach of contract. This business is probably finished because the owner has not only shown poor judgement, lack of legal knowledge and a serious emotional impulse control problem, but in addition to all this, a lawsuit could well bankrupt him. And the evidence is on the Internet for all to see. (and he even admitted it on the Internet...)

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  58. Re:And this is why you don't buy cloud reliant tec by ezdiy · · Score: 1

    Agree. I'd up it a notch: Force vendors calling those things what they are - a botnet.

    Your device is not under your control, but under somebody's elses. Somebody else re-interprets your instruction and hopefuly does the right thing with the device (either that, or your IoT operated microwave explodes).

    I have a theory why people are ok with voluntary botnets - it is so much common in human society when you think about. Firefighters are a botnet. Portfolio management is a botnet, pretty much all of service industry is a botnet in computer terms. You're not in control, you delegate and hope for the best. As for why home appliances-as-a-service - I suppose there's this perverse satisfaction of having a tardy, 3rd party "house maid slave" just for yourself, even if you are perfectly able to open the fridge on your own (and more reliably).

    It's just that us, old geeks, are not used to seeing this brought into computing - we used to be the ones fully in control. We're dinosaurs.

  59. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop trying to defend the whiners.

  60. Thank you Garadget! by Maavin · · Score: 2

    ... for reminding everyone not to buy things that require cloud access to be useful.

    It's about time we get some legislations which protect customers from companies stopping services or going out of business and thereby "bricking" a product you bought.

    They'd have to deposit sourcecode, patches, server installs etc. in some trust which then has to release these things to customers.

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  61. This is NOT a garage door opener by FalcDot · · Score: 1

    A simple click on the very firt link (to the Garadget site on Indiegogo) teaches me that this is NOT a garage door opener.

    It is a sensor detecting whether your garage door is open. It also seems to be capable of opening/closing the garage door "by simulating taps on the wall button".

    So no, the fact that this person's account was closed off does NOT mean he couldn't open his garage door anymore.

  62. My new hobby by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

    This is the reason my new hobby is dabbling in electronics, at the moment it's messing with Pi's and Arduino's but I am gearing up to move onto PIC's.
    I want a smart home, but I don't want any of the expensive proprietary IoT crap that is out there at the moment. Fly by nighters, incompatible protocols, slow to fix security issues, needs internet access to work etc. etc. All my IoT devices are going to be on the LOCAL network only, I might have a outward facing port on a server for monitoring stuffs when I am away, but the devices themselves will not be outward facing.

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  63. I've got a new product for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DBADAMYLA - Don't be a douche and move your lazy ass

  64. Hmmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell a lawsuit...That dude is gonna loose his business.

  65. Talk about a SNOWFLAKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CEO needs to get a pair of big-boy pants since he's obviously a child, from his incredibly childish response.... Well, he's going to find out from the market just what happens to people that don't put the customer first...

  66. Bad product review on Amazon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried to do that once. I didn't think they actually allowed it.

  67. Incompetent Social Engineering by a bad engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If that's it, then it has backfired horribly. Even 20 years from now, if Denis Grisak googles his name, all he's going to see is that he's dishonest businessman, an incompetent product designer, and he'd fight to the death to oppose someone else fighting to the death to protect his right to say things.

    For the rest of his life, employers will know that it would be a terrible mistake to hire him, customers will know that they will be defrauded if they buy his products, and free speech advocates will know he is an enemy of society.

    He is covered in mud. Stuff like this is why Diebold has to rename itself. Not all PR is good PR.

    Pretty much the only option he has left, is to run for president.

  68. WiFi connected devices are the norm by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Many manufacturer's devices---including garage door openers---use WiFi in the customer's house from the garage. Not just this thin-skinned, vindictive manufacturer.

  69. Access restored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll just leave this here.

    "Ok, calm down everybody. Save your pitchforks and torches for your elected representatives. This only lacks the death threats now.

    The firing of the customer was never about the Amazon review, just wanted to distance from the toxic individual ASAP. Admittedly not a slickest PR move on my part. Access restored, note taken."

    http://community.garadget.com/t/iphone-app-will-not-stay-open-just-flashes-when-trying-to-launch/1706/10

  70. Love it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't need you or your negative attitude as a customer.

  71. Misleading Much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company didn't remotely brick the device. They just blacklisted it from connecting to the services that enable it. Also, he can return it for a full refund.

    It was perhaps not the best response the company could have chosen, but this R. Martin guy sounds like an entitled, self-absorbed asshole who deserved what he got.

  72. Server connection to control your garage door? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody get this port fellow an arduino and some motor drivers.

  73. Love my Insteon by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the smart versions are much more functional.

    I have an Insteon Hub for controlling things like light switches, outlets and lamps. Door sensors so I know when they open/close and motion sensors so lights turn on when I enter a room and automatically turn off after a period where movement isn't detected.

    Being able to adjust the lights in your house or turn on an exhaust fan using your phone, computer, or a small remote control is really convenient. You won't want to go back to having to walk across the room, or to a different floor, just to flip a dumb switch.

  74. THE best marketing! Whole world knows about it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude might get bought out right away just because someone sees marketable product that was not visible before the news.