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US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights Into And Out of the Country (reuters.com)

The United States might ban laptops from aircraft cabins on all flights into and out of the country as part of a ramped-up effort to protect against potential security threats, U.S. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly said on Sunday. From a report:In an interview on "Fox News Sunday," Kelly said the United States planned to "raise the bar" on airline security, including tightening screening of carry-on items. "That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people." In March, the government imposed restrictions on large electronic devices in aircraft cabins on flights from 10 airports, including the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Turkey. Kelly said the move would be part of a broader airline security effort to combat what he called "a real sophisticated threat." He said no decision had been made as to the timing of any ban. "We are still following the intelligence," he said, "and are in the process of defining this, but we're going to raise the bar generally speaking for aviation much higher than it is now."

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  1. Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptops? by mellon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's about the only positive spin I can put on it. If they're worried about laptops with batteries, let me have one without; then I can just rent batteries when I travel, and the airline doesn't have to worry about it. It would be nice if the whole system could be more modular than laptops currently are.

  2. More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Meanwhile terrorists are using trucks and going to concerts, not targeting planes. Naked flights coming soon.

    1. Re:More security theatre by fustakrakich · · Score: 0

      So what if it's theater? It's very effective theater. And there's still no significant downward trend in airline travel, no matter how miserable they try to make it. The bright side is that the screens built into the seats will be much closer and easier to reach.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:More security theatre by shilly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Terrorists are using trucks, going to concerts, *and* targeting planes. Obviously. This is a separate issue from whether the response is either proportionate or effective.

    3. Re:More security theatre by OpenSourced · · Score: 2

      That. For some reason planes are to be safer than a mother's lap, no matter the direct and indirect cost, the inconvenience and stress generated. But if you are in a metro car, in a concert, in a convention, you are on your own. For all places except airplanes, cost and convenience are a deterrent for more intrusion/security. But not for planes, no. There you have the big line in the sand. We'll protect that 1% of transport (or whatever), and leave the rest to the wolves, but that 1% will be secure, no matter how many anal probes we have to make.

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      Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
    4. Re:More security theatre by 0123456 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Taking down an airliner costs about a billion bucks when the final bills are paid. Driving over a few people in the street... doesn't.

    5. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except that you're wrong because the American tourism industry has already taken a divebomb, and is sure to continue even further if you can't take your laptop on a flight.
      https://www.independent.co.uk/...

    6. Re: More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Excel spreadsheet or it never happened

    7. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naked flights coming soon.

      Just hand over the complimentary masks at the gates and everybody gets to join the 6 mile high club! Orgies are always better over the Atlantic when the oxygen level is lowered. If the airlines could offer trustworthy data-centers on the planes, maybe the passengers could travel with virtual machines on access-controlled and encrypted USB sticks.

    8. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Only terrorists go to concerts.

    9. Re:More security theatre by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      Just naked on the plane? I'm waiting for the anal/vaginal checks by highly-trained agents (behind a curtain for our convenience and privacy) when we check in any luggage.

      For those of us on the "TSA Pre" checklist we may be allowed just a body scan and a Gattaca-style finger prick?

    10. Re:More security theatre by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      So what if it's theater? It's very effective theater.

      If it's theatre then by definition it's not effective unless by effective you mean "fools people into thinking that travel is safe". Security theatre by definition means that it's pretend security that really doesn't make people safer.

    11. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a Gattaca-style finger prick?

      The passengers can then curse the procedure with a loud "That fucking prick!"

    12. Re:More security theatre by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yep, before 9/11, we didn't have to worry about planes being used as missiles because terrorists have never done that before. I use the same argument for not getting that huge branch limb overhanging my house not taken down. It's never fallen before, saves me all kinds of money.

    13. Re: More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is objectively more difficult to get contraband onto an airplane than it was in the 90s. That you can maybe sneak something by does not make it "Theater".

    14. Re:More security theatre by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Yes, the product they are selling is theater, not security. And the campaign is a remarkable success.

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    15. Re: More security theatre by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      It is objectively more difficult to get contraband onto an airplane than it was in the 90s. That you can maybe sneak something by does not make it "Theater".

      I wasn't stating whether it was or was not theatre. It's probably a combination of both. I was just stating that "effective theatre" is a contradiction. Security theatre is by definition ineffective security only done for show.

    16. Re:More security theatre by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I use the same argument for not getting that huge branch limb overhanging my house not taken down.

      Ouch, that hits a little close to home. You procrastinate as much as me? Nice to meet you!

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      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    17. Re:More security theatre by morethanapapercert · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've ridden in commercial planes, trains and buses. two things they all had in common was 1) no nearly enough legroom, and 2) large numbers of people who I not only would not wish to see naked, but would even be willing to pay moderate sums to avoid seeing at all, let alone naked.

      I am Canadian, spent most of my life within easy reach of the border. But ever since 9/1 and all the subsequent security nonsense, I have pretty much boycotted the US. I used to go over at least weekly. Some of the enhanced security at the border, as it applies Canada's aboriginal people, Canadian and British citizens, arguably violates those peoples rights under the Jay Treaty. Since the wording is "that it shall at all times be free to His Majesty's subjects..." I would further suggest that it might be construed to apply to all citizens of Her Majesty's Commonwealth Realms and Territories. (not the original intent, I grant you, but law rests on the actual wording, not intent.)

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    18. Re:More security theatre by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      You effectively don't have to worry about that now, or terrorism in general.

      Most people die at home and the most dangerous thing you can do is leave the house.

    19. Re: More security theatre by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      I wasn't stating whether it was or was not theatre. It's probably a combination of both. I was just stating that "effective theatre" is a contradiction. Security theatre is by definition ineffective security only done for show.

      If it fools the terrorists into believing they can't succeed, and therefore they don't bother to try, then it's effective theater. Lives are saved regardless of how the acts of terror were prevented.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    20. Re:More security theatre by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, USA had intriguing rules about matches and lighters on planes.
      You'd think they would be banned absolutely, but no. You can [or could] take three books of matches and one (or was it two) lighters on a plane.

      Like, what?

      --
      "Cats like plain crisps"
    21. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naked flights coming soon.

      I look forward to boarding a plane with naked nubile girls.

    22. Re: More security theatre by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      Broadway is effective theater. The story of Phantom of the Opera or Cats isn't any more true on Broadway than the 2nd grade class's show. It's just better at seeming real.

      The American public already operates under suspension of disbelief. "Effective theater" is theater that doesn't violate the suspension of disbelief.

      Security theatre is by definition ineffective security only done for show.

      But if the show is more convincing, how is that not effective theater?

    23. Re:More security theatre by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Except that you're wrong because the American tourism industry has already taken a divebomb, and is sure to continue even further if you can't take your laptop on a flight.
      https://www.independent.co.uk/...

      Forget about tourism... This move will affect business travellers who are the bread and butter for airlines because the business traveller cant choose when and where they go, so they can be forced to pay higher prices. Airlines can survive a slump in tourist numbers, but a slump in business travel will kill them.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    24. Re:More security theatre by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      You've got to do something. You can do air traffic: relative small number of people, very well defined checkpoints, and a security mindset in place already.

      Doing airport level security for concerts is much harder due to the great number of people that arrive within a very short time span. Also more costly as other than that one hour a week before the concert begins, all equipment is idle.

    25. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the 1% share planes with the 99%.

      They don't share trains, buses or cars with us.

    26. Re: More security theatre by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Because Bruce Schneier isn't doing the security theater.

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      Time to offend someone
    27. Re: More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lawyer here: Legislative intent is actually quite important in a system of law based on English Common Law.

    28. Re:More security theatre by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. _ Coz however butt-hole-tight the security is after check-in, you can still bring in a suitcase full of explosives into the airport, kill hundreds injure hundreds and put the world's airports on lockdown for days.

      sadly, if you're trying to smuggle a laptop on board a plane, you're doing it wrong.

    29. Re:More security theatre by ohmagod · · Score: 1

      sign me up! if you can stand to look at my old, flabby naked ass, i'm ready for a rockin' good flight! and #2, who cares? lap top, schmap top.

  3. Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, I now bill my clients for "useless" travel time, no big.

    Also, to avoid laptop damage, I use the free BestBuy/Target/Walmart laptop rental service. They do require a full deposit, but it's a free laptop rental for up to 14 days, usually covers it.

    The trick to traveling to/from third world countries is to have nothing more than clothes or electronics worth more than say $40, otherwise some down on their look third worlder will steal it.

    I have a compute stick, it's all I need, snagged it on ebay for $40. Perfect for thirld world countries. Or even raspi's. They work on third world televisions that have only composite in.

    1. Re: Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely, computers should never be sold, only rented from the Government, with less installed images. What a good idea!

      How do we do this? I'm in!

    2. Re: Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *pre-installed*

    3. Re:Free laptop rental service! by crow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Reading between the lines, I infer that you're buying a laptop and then returning it. Besides the ethical issues, I've heard that some stores catch on to this and refuse to sell you stuff after a few times.

      What you seem to have mastered that others could learn from is working from a generic system, keeping all your data separate (flash sticks and such).

    4. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Client either pays for a new laptop, that they can keep, or I "rent" one. Not my problem. Client's card gets used either way.

      Third world country, so I have no "ethical" qualms.

      Separation of data is essential, especially in third world countries.

    5. Re:Free laptop rental service! by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Separation of data is essential, especially in third world countries.

      Yeah, especially in third world countries that have "United" in their name. I heard about ones with "States" or "Kingdom", go figure.

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      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    6. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You say: "I "rent" one. Not my problem"

      It should be MADE your problem. Abusing return privileges at Best Buy, Target, WalMart, or other stores to get a free "rental" (when you never intended to buy anything in the first place) is completely unethical, and offloads the costs of YOUR use into the store and its customers.

      If your intent is to rent, you should go to a store that RENTS laptops and PAY THEM for the temporary use of their equipment. Not sponge off the rest of us!

    7. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not my problem, not my country. I travel, so the client pays, and uses their card, not my problem, it's the client's problem, or more specifically, their countries problem.

      rental laptops are full of spyware and other people's stuff. New laptops can be wiped, and then wiped again and reinstalled.

      Renting and paying for it is for the poors.

    8. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Renting free laptops help everyone. They make them more affordable with a 10-15% open box discount. Really, people should be thanking me, I make laptops more affordable even below a store's sale price.

      It's just like millions of people who "rent" prom dresses for free.

      You sound like the RIAA/MPAA. Sometimes I go to the mall just to browse, should I pay for parking and A/C?

    9. Re:Free laptop rental service! by surd1618 · · Score: 0

      Buying and returning items has not a thing to do with ethics. Bigger stores offer returns as a competitive advantage because it's good for their bottom line. 'Working' that system is no more unethical than buying items on clearance. By the same token, if they catch on, they can bar you from buying more, because that will save them money too.

    10. Re: Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's good for their bottom line because the defect rate is low. Artificially raising the defect rate raises the cost and makes it harder for reasonable return policies to exist, making everyone's life worse.

      The "not my problem" OP is a psychopath who should be avoided, not emulated.

    11. Re:Free laptop rental service! by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Shoes.
      My wife buys and returns multiple pairs of shoes every month. Occasionally she finds a pair she likes and which fit and keeps them... but most of the time she returns them.
      The stores seem to put up with this. I keep waiting for them to cut her off but they don't seem to have a problem with it. I guess the few pairs of shoes she buys keep them hoping for more.

      --
      I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
    12. Re:Free laptop rental service! by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Third world country, so I have no "ethical" qualms.

      The fact that you believe this says volumes about you as a person as well as your "ethics".

    13. Re:Free laptop rental service! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      The President shouldn't be on Slashdot OR Twitter.

      In other words, you are an unethical douche.

    14. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, on a high horse much?

      I asked a SCROTUS who sits on the SCOTUS and interprets the COTUS for the POTUS. Theu said it's fine, and I trust the world of the SCROTUSES over some slashdotter.

      Do you share your books? videos? that's piracy, so say the SCROTUSES on the SCOTUS interpreting the COTUS for the POTUS.

    15. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides the ethical issues, there's also the problem that such a "borrowed" laptop can be just as easily stolen or broken as one you properly own.

      I don't see how it solves any problem at all.

    16. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      Buying and returning items has not a thing to do with ethics. Bigger stores offer returns as a competitive advantage because it's good for their bottom line. 'Working' that system is no more unethical than buying items on clearance.

      Congratulations on admitting don't understand what ethics is; that's the first step towards learning. Here's an initial hint: ethics is not about finding loopholes in other peoples' business models and then exploiting them for financial advantage. What you're advocating is not only unethical but fraudulent.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    17. Re: Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So every country other than US is now third world?

    18. Re: Free laptop rental service! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Well, since the USSR is not around anymore with many of the former second-world countries now US/EU aligned, and the US apparently hell-bent on alienating the remaining first world, maybe you're not far away from the truth!

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    19. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These "return policies" that big companies "offer" are legally mandated. They are required by law to offer at minimum a 30 day return policy. And as others have pointed out, what you're doing is legally defined as fraud. I used to work at Best Buy and there was a big problem around the super bowl where people would buy big screen TVs and return them right after the game. It got so bad that Best Buy implemented a policy that for the month leading up to the super bowl, you were required to sign something stating you understood that all big screen TV purchases were final and only exchanges would be allowed for non-functioning TVs and strictly no refunds. One guy tried to sue us for refusing his return. Problem was, he didn't just buy a TV but a whole bunch of AV equipment as well. Rumor was when the legalities were sorted for the official suit it turned out he had a history of this and because the dollar amount was more than $5K he ended up getting hit with a felony fraud charge.

    20. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Emirates.

    21. Re:Free laptop rental service! by misenplis2 · · Score: 1

      There actually are countries where rentals as such don't exist, but where they have contracts "for purchase with sell-back rights" -- which amounts to a rental. Basically, one buys at 1000 (arbitrary currency unit), with a contractual right to sell back to the original seller at 980 after a week, 960 after two weeks, etc. I'm not saying that Best Buy offers that in the U.S., and it's clearly not free; but that is the only available legal mechanism in some countries.

    22. Re:Free laptop rental service! by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      I'm only talking about what is permitted under capitalism, which is a system I wholly despise.

    23. Re:Free laptop rental service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be MADE your problem. Abusing return privileges at Best Buy, Target, WalMart, or other stores to get a free "rental" ...

      On the other hand, these retailers are selling - WITHOUT WARNING (!) - a product that cannot be flown overseas.

      If you're honest about the reason for return ("I can't fly this thing back!"), then it becomes the data crunchers job to deal with the situation. I'm OK with that as both a valid reason for return and behaving ethically.

      After all, the product works, you've bought enough airline time/space/weight. If it's not practical to bring back for reasons not of your creation then it's not practical to bring back for reasons not of your creation.

      Security theatre has to hit big players in the pocketbook big time. Airlines are already playing the "S" in their "S&M" relationship with "M". Time to try other companies.

    24. Re:Free laptop rental service! by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      Then why are you engaging in it?

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      some karma... and kinda lukewarm about it.
    25. Re:Free laptop rental service! by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that I am. I described a situation in which the logic of capitalism can be used for personal gain. You're the one who thinks it's cheating. I think it's baked in and it makes sense. Obviously I have to interface with capitalism in some ways. I don't actually do the thing that I described. But I do think that common standards for what is considered acceptable behavior under capitalism are somewhat arbitrary, frequently outdated, and often shaded with the iffy ethics of Abrahamic religions.

  4. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean laptops with REMOVABLE batteries? That's crazy, that would never work! That has never existed before.

  5. Ruining it for everyone... by burtosis · · Score: 1

    Great, now how long do we have to wait till all electronics are banned? Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem. Maybe if people were rational about the actual threat level and not scared like mice in daylight we wouldn't waste billions of dollars and hours of labor helping the terrorists win without them even attacking.

    1. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem.

      What else are they supposed to do? Any effective effort is blocked by activists.

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries. Yet any effort to more closely look at who we let into our countries or reducing the amount of people we let in unchecked is being brigaded by a hysterical media and liberals who throw around -isms all day.

    2. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by 0123456 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. Blame the judges who refused to let the government take effective action against the people who would make these kind of attacks.

      If you want to let terrorists into your country, you can't really complain when the government starts treating everyone like a terrorist.

    3. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Saudi Arabia? In case you weren't following the news lately, Trump was literally dancing there last week.

    4. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by minstrelmike · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Which monthly terror attacks are you talking about? We've had several in the past years here in America all perpetrated by angry home-grown Republican types--planned parenthood shootings, Orlando night club shooting and as far as I'm concerned, the worst was the occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

    5. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by minstrelmike · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      An Oregon jury let the Malheur terrorists off.

    6. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by unixisc · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm actually for a few more countries, like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey and the Palestinian Authority, being added to the banned list. However, every Liberal court has struck that down, and so until the Supreme Court settles this, the issue is still in limbo.

      Yeah, I do think that the Saudis and the OIC countries (that's who were at the conference in Riyadh) did a number on Trump. But when the courts won't allow even people from shitholes like Yemen, Iran, Somalia, et al be blocked from coming, why would blocking Saudi Arabia work? The ban hardly affects 10% of the world's Muslim population, yet these crackpot judges are out declaring it a 'Muslim ban'. Imagine what it would be if the 4 countries I listed above were added to the list.

    7. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      We (United States) should dial back our involvement (interference, imperialism) in the Middle East.

      Subjugated people fight back. Funny how Middle Eastern terrorists aren't attacking China, Africa, and South America, isn't it? They are attacking the countries that subjugated them, and continue to be a lightening rod in that area of the world.

      It's a cycle, and assholes on both sides keep feeding it - the bombings (jihad and airstrikes), fake news, lying politicians, dehumanization, religious extremist, etc.

      Until we recognize our part in this we will continue to suffer

    8. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by green1 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you haven't heard. The definition of terrorism specifically excludes anyone with white skin. If they aren't muslim it's just "crime" or a "tragedy" only foreigners are "terrorists"

    9. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 3, Informative

      You claim the Orlando nightclub shooting is an "angry Republican type" and get modded up? That was perpetrated - not surprisingly to anybody paying attention - by a Muslim, like almost all terrorist attacks are. We just had another smaller incident that the looneys are trying to pin on right wingers - turns out it was a Jill Stein supporter.

      Sorry, narrative fail.

    10. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting a visa from these countries already required an interrogation at the US embassy.

      Muslims are less likely to commit an act of terrorism in the US than Christians are. You're just afraid of brown people.

      Stop making things worse with your cowardice.

    11. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to die of a heart attack or cancer like everyone else. Stop spending your brain cycles worrying about this.

    12. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by mspohr · · Score: 1

      If you haven't figured it out yet, the whole "terrorist" thing is a tit for tat whack a mole game which keeps the defense industry humming.
      We bomb them; this creates terrorists; they bomb us... Rinse and repeat.
      (More good news for the military contractors today... we're going to send more troops to Afghanistan... at 16 years the longest running war with no end in sight... Trump said he would end this war but nobody except the ignorant believed him.)

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    13. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Maybe if it was actual security and not theater we wouldn't have this problem.

      What else are they supposed to do? Any effective effort is blocked by activists.

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries. Yet any effort to more closely look at who we let into our countries or reducing the amount of people we let in unchecked is being brigaded by a hysterical media and liberals who throw around -isms all day.

      The countries perpetuating the attacks weren't the ones in trumps travel ban. Let's scrutinize the actual threats, not ones from a bigots imagination.

    14. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are fake news! Sad!

      That Muslim who was following the Koran, told everyone he was following Muhammad, and shot homosexuals such that he could enter everlasting Muslim Heaven was obviously a Straight White Christian Male. Worse, a TRUMP SUPPORTER! We know because he did something that people don't like. Only republicans do that.

      Funnily enough democrat leaning people are quick to project utilizing the language of those they hate, while claiming all hate is bad. Such an alien mindset.

    15. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      There's a comma in there you twat.

      Reading comprehension fail.

    16. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You claim the Orlando nightclub shooting is an "angry Republican type" and get modded up? That was perpetrated - not surprisingly to anybody paying attention - by a Muslim, like almost all terrorist attacks are. We just had another smaller incident that the looneys are trying to pin on right wingers - turns out it was a Jill Stein supporter.

      Are you really arguing that a white nationalist railing against Muslim immigrants isn't right-wing, or influenced by the right wing, just because they supported Jill Stein?

    17. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when the courts won't allow even people from shitholes like Yemen, Iran, Somalia, et al be blocked from coming, why would blocking Saudi Arabia work?

      The courts do allow individuals to be blocked, your problem is that Trump's misguided and ill-considered order was not allowed since it was a blanket prohibition from a man who demonstrated specific and consistent religious animus. It is his own fault for destroying his own credibility.

      You can't go around shouting your desire to do an illegal act, then pretend you can just go about doing it while putting a superficial veneer of legality on it. It doesn't work. It is called unclean hands.

      And you can't say nobody advised Trump to tone down his rhetoric. They did. He could have done as they suggested and talked in bold terms about proper screening and adequate security. Did he? No. He insistedly stated he would ban Muslims, and then had the temerity to tell the court they had to ignore his own words.

      Because reasons. What folly. Even now, your own foolishness shows through with your continued references to the courts as liberal. I know you want to delegitimize them, but you merely make yourself look bad.

    18. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the worst was the occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

      The only people who died there were shot by the FBI.

    19. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The -- mark before the commas indicates that he was making a list. He should have used a colon, but using the word 'all' clarifies the meaning.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    20. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying Muslims are less likely to cause an act of terror is like saying that Lamborghinis are less likely to be caught speeding.

      It's intellectual dishonesty like yours that put Trump in the White House, because it's easy to see through your bullshit lawyeristic tap-dancing. Muslims are only 2% of the population, and of course they are less likely to not be terrorists compared to Christians, because there are exponentially less of them.

      Per capita, they are significantly more likely to be a terrorist than per capita Christians. It would be more effective and efficient to invest limited resources into monitoring Muslims, if your goal is to prevent terrorism.

    21. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Supreme Court is going to make you and a lot of liberals look like fucking morons in about 3 weeks.

      He explicitly has the Constitutional right to block ANY class of people from entering the country, including explicitly Muslims if he so chooses.

    22. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the last several months we've had terror attacks with vehicles in Germany, England and Sweden, and the bombing in England. And that's only the ones I've read about. At this point I dislike reading the news because it's either about another terror attack, politicians doing nothing or some agenda-driven opinion piece because journalists feel they have to make up for their sins of reporting current events.

    23. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Terrorists? What terrorists? Who got attacked? Were there bombs involved?
      I don't know anyone that was afraid of the Malheur occupiers, as they were even less threatening than the Occupy Vancouver crowd.

    24. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those muslims.... now if they only invested in Drones and fire missiles from thousands of feet up in the air that would be OK, any civilians would be "collateral damage" and an "opps my bad" would cover it.

    25. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He explicitly has the Constitutional right to block ANY class of people from entering the country, including explicitly Muslims if he so chooses.

      Ah yes, because Muslims are singled out for persecution, is that it?

      You can quote the statute where Congress gave him that authority, even though it violates several amendments and other provisions of the Constitution by singling out a particular religion?

      No? Perhaps you can show your argument that Congress has the ability to grant to the President authority they would be forbidden to do.

      Oh well, it will be funny to see your face when the Supreme Court doesn't even hear the case.

      Roberts would love that option, it lets him pretend that Trump can concoct some actually legitimate scheme in the unspecified future while not tainting him like Taney or exposing himself to criticism like it did with the ACA.

    26. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You claim the Orlando nightclub shooting is an "angry Republican type" and get modded up?

      Yes, evidence indicates that he was a closeted, self-hating homosexual, and very angry and shouting about it.

      And very much home-grown. Not only was he born in New York, he had a history of troublesome behavior dating from elementary school. Long before there was an ISIS to blame.

      Sorry, but you've got to admit there is no real difference between him and Dylan Roof and Robert Lewis Dear. Now James Holmes, that's a bit different, he had a sudden onset. Omar Mateen was showing it for years. He was a ticking bomb, ready to go off. Same with Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez and the Tsarnaev brothers.

      That was perpetrated - not surprisingly to anybody paying attention - by a Muslim, like almost all terrorist attacks are.

      In the US? Not really. Plenty of non-Muslim acts of terror. Dylan Roof, not a Muslim. Robert Lewis Dear. Not a Muslim. Wade Michael Page. Not a Muslim. Frazier Glenn Miller. Not a Muslim. Robert Doggert. Not a Musilm. Timothy McVeigh? Not a Muslim. Eric Rudolph? Not a Muslim. Ted Kaczynski? Not a Muslim.

      We just had another smaller incident that the looneys are trying to pin on right wingers - turns out it was a Jill Stein supporter.

      Jeremy Joseph Christian was a racist, a self-described white nationalist, was known for shouting Nazi slogans, and not a Muslim. He was even photographed among Trump supporters, and while I can credit them with not wanting much to do with him(they thought he was a false flag pretending to such exaggerated manner), I can't say that I've seen any evidence that makes him a Jill Stein supporter, nor Jill Stein responsible for him even if he was. Nor Bernie Sanders. I'm not sure exactly what mixed up thinking went on in his mind, but clearly, it's not because of anything from ANY of the world's holy books.

    27. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mos Supreme Court justices have read the ENTIRE constitution, not just the excerpt they read on Fox News.

    28. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries.

      The most recent attack in the UK was committed by someone born in Manchester. Which "same few countries" are you thinking of?

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    29. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      We tried that. If you recall, Bush campaigned on rolling back involvement in the Middle East and Europe (Clinton gave us Kosovo, if you recall) and to reduce nation-building abroad to focus on nation-building at home.

      9/11 happened anyway.

      To Bush's credit, he realized that his world-view had come face-to-face with reality and didn't stand the test, hence doing a 180 and deciding that the fight did indeed have to be taken to them after all.

    30. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah well, at least the FBI did the right thing al last. Shoulda shot the lot of them.

    31. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, let's see... recent terror attacks in the west:
      Salman Ramadan Abedi (British)
      Anis Amri (Tunisian)
      Mohamed Lahouaiej-Bouhlel (Tunisian)

      - and yet neither Britain nor Tunisia were on Trump's proposed travel restriction list.

      Meanwhile, in the USA, domestic terrorism is alive and well.

      (Note, this isn't a political point. All this was going on before Trump. But the idea that simply keeping out people from a few countries, apparently hand-picked for their non-involvement with violence to date, will do anything to help is just bizarre.)

    32. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop making things worse with your cowardice.

      No, you need to stop making things worse with your stupid naive inaccurate worldview.

      Muslims ARE more of a threat in the real world than Christians are. The Israelis use profiling because they KNOW this is true.
      And not one Israeli airliner has ever been hijacked, directly because the Israelis use methods which are proven to work.

    33. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... as far as I'm concerned, the worst was the occupation of the Malheur Wildlife Refuge.

      Your problem is obvious, son.

      You're a stupid useless SJW prick who loves the government because you lack the spine to
      think for yourself.

      Do us all a favor and kill yourself.

    34. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The monthly terror attacks in the Western world are being perpetrated by people from the same few countries.

      They are more frequent than monthly, I assure you. Here are the attacks in Western countries for January 2017 (courtesy of a Wikipedia page for terrorist attacks in 2017 that appears to have been abandoned since January).

      • January 13: Belfast: A man and woman were shot in Northern Ireland while attempting to protect their son from paramilitaries. Origin of terrorist: Northern Ireland.
      • January 22: Belfast: A policeman was wounded in a filling station in Belfast. Origin of terrorist Northern Ireland
      • January 29: Quebec: At least six people were killed and 17 others injured when a gunman opened fire at a mosque. Origin of terrorist: Canada
      • January 31: Denver: A Denver transit officer was killed by a mentally ill Army Veteran who had recently converted to Islam. Origin of terrorist: USA
      • ...

      So which countries citizens are you saying we should we be banning?

    35. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see my error now. The Wikipedia page was redirected to January 2017. Here is the rest of the data:

      • February 3: Paris: An man armed with a knife attempted to enter the Louvre and attacked a soldier with a machete. Origin of terrorist: Egypt
      • February 21: Bangor: A Sinn Féin election agent's car was set on fire during a petrol bomb attack in Bangor, County Down. Origin of terrorist: Northern Ireland
      • February 22: Derry: A bomb exploded under a car outside of an police officers home in Derry. Origin of terrorist: Northern Ireland
      • February 23: Kansas City: A Kansas man shot three people after yelling "get out of my Country." Origin of terrorist: USA
      • March 16: Paris: A letter bomb exploded at the European headquarters of the International Monetary Fund. Origin of terrorist: Greece
      • March 18: Stains/Orly: A man shot and wounded three police officers and a soldier. Origin of terrorist: France
      • March 21: Strabane: A bomb exploded in the town of Strabane, Northern Ireland. Origin of terrorist: Northern Ireland
      • March 22: London: 52 year old Khalid Masood drove into pedestrians on Westminster Bridge, killing four and causing numerous injuries before crashing the car and stabbing a police officer. Origin of terrorist: England
      • March 25: New York: James Harris Jackson, a white supremacist, stabbed an African-American to death in New York. He revealed that he planned larger attacks against black men in New York's Times Square. Origin of terrorist: USA
      • April 5: Bastia: An explosion damaged the entry of an office of the company Électricité de France in Corsica. Origin of terrorist: Corsica
      • April 7: Stockholm: Five persons[35] were killed when a truck driven by an Uzbek man steered into a pedestrian shopping street and a department store. Origin of terrorist: Uzbekistan
      • April 7: Queanbeyan: Two teenage boys, inspired by Islamic State, attacked a service station, killing the attendant and stabbed another man nearby. Origin of terrorists: Australia
      • April 8: Oslo: On 8 April, a man was arrested and part of the Grønland district of Oslo closed off by police after a "bomb-like" device was found that was later demolished in a controlled explosion. Origin of terrorist: Russia
      • April 19: Athens: A small explosive device detonated outside a building housing Eurobank offices in central Athens. Origin of terrorist: Greece
      • April 20: Paris: One police officer was killed, two other and a women injured in a shooting in the Champs-Élysées area of Paris. Origin of terrorist: France.
      • May 12: Rome: Two explosions damaged a car by a post office in central Rome. Origin of terrorist: Unidentified.
      • May 18: Milan: Two soldiers and a police officer were stabbed by a man inspired by the Islamic State. Origin of terrorist: Italy
      • May 22: Manchester: A suicide bomber blew himself up at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester killing at least 22 concertgoers and injuring 116 others. Origin of terrorist: England.
      • May 28: Bangor: A man was killed after being shot outside a supermarket car park in Bangor. The Police Service of Northern Ireland said that the man may have been linked to a feud with loyalist paramilitary factions. Origin of terrorist: Northern Ireland.
    36. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Noble713 · · Score: 1

      The problem is the greatest source of actual threats is the same country that serves as the lynchpin of our whole Petrodollar system: Saudi Arabia. We're joined at the hip with our greatest cultural enemy, all in the name of central bank fiat currency. The post-Soviet era led to a drawdown of US forces in Europe but we needed to match that with disengagement from the MidEast, and planning to move away from OPEC support for our global reserve status. But we couldn't pull that off because:

      1. US leaders and bankers addicted to global economic domination
      2. Saudi money lobbying in DC
      3. Israeli money lobbying in DC (support for Israel is at least #2 on "list of reasons why Muslim terrorists try to kill us)

    37. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's not the liberals writing the rules to allow in the terrorists from the 9/11 country in. All the conservatives' rules explicitly allow the terrorists in. Why do the conservatives love terrorists? Oh yeah, a few dead Americans worth the trillions of dollars of tax dollars they give to their billionaire friends, at least in conservative logic. Higher taxes and more dead Americans. Vote Conservative.

    38. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      angry Republican type

      You mean the Christian wackos who'd like to persecute gays very much but currently refrain from it because of the law and public opinion? They just have the old boss, same as the new one.

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    39. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the judges are merely quoting Trump when they call it a "Muslim ban."

      Had he not called it that, they would have a much harder time declaring it religiously motivated.

    40. Re: Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-sequitor. If the orange-haired babboon, hadn't overtly decided to indiscriminately target a class of people without even thinking about passage to citizens, extremely vetted candidates, and permanent residents. He could have gotten his way.
      This is squarely on this administration's ineptness and lack of tact.

      And there is no telling that even if the ban had been enacted, whether or not TSA would still choose to enact this ban.

      "After this therefore because of this" is a logical fallacy.

    41. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet these crackpot judges are out declaring it a 'Muslim ban'.

      Maybe if the crackpot president hadn't labelled it 'Muslim Ban' on twitter, and instead had said it was 'a ban on travel from countries unable to provide reliable or indeed any vetting' then it would have passed the legal tests.
      How *dare* those crackpot judges take the president at his word!

    42. Re:Ruining it for everyone... by unixisc · · Score: 1

      He did the first part of the work well: wiping out the Taliban from power in Afghanistan. Problem was when he got into the nation-building projects - both Afghanistan & Iraq.

      That is what included things like declaring them both Islamic states, so that when an Afghan apostatized and was sentenced to death, not by the Taliban but by the Karzai regime, he had to be taken out of the country. And in Iraq, toppling Saddam and replacing it w/ the Bush-Sharansky doctrine of democracy resulted in making Iraq a Shi'ite country, intimidating & frightening out Christians, and then handing over that country to Iran on a platter.

      Trump's got it largely right: no more nation-building, and avoid wars. Of course, if Syria takes that to mean that they can get away w/ anything, that's when they'd see retaliation.

  6. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but if companies put their mind to it and poured in enough R&D money over enough time, they might be able to develop the technology. I'm sure it would come with a price increase to pay for all the R&D, but if you want to be on the cutting edge of technology, it means paying the premium. I'm sure there are business travelers who would gladly pay for the "removable battery" tech, if something like that could be made.

  7. Not really taking this seriously are they by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    or else they'd ban "Small, potentially explosive devices"

    eg smart phones.

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    1. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well considering they are talking about explosive devices hidden inside laptops, you are correct, you can indeed hide enough explosives to blast a hole in the fuselage of a jetliner inside a cell phone. You can also hide that inside a hairbrush or anything else you find the need to make into a bomb.

    2. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If I'm a suicide bomber, why shouldn't I simply swallow it?

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    3. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      or else they'd ban "Small, potentially explosive devices"

      Not at all. Smartphones are good at catching fire, but not so good at exploding with force to e.g. knock a hole in the air frame. Even if the insides were replaced with explosives. That's kind of the point here. They are only banning items with large batteries in them as there's more potential for larger explosive devices to be planted in them.

    4. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Or surgically implant it. Last time I flew out of the US, they only used the backscatter body scanner, not a metal detector. It would have been easy to walk through with an implanted bomb.

    5. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If you managed to swallow it, then it's small enough to be irrelevant. You could just take a gun to your head in the privacy of your own house. It would be far less painful than dying of a ruptured gut.

    6. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Wait.... I think I saw that TV show... from 2014 as I recall.

    7. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that matter, if you're a suicide bomber and an opportunist, why bother with blowing up planes when you could blow up the queue of people going through the security checkpoint. That would be far more devastating.

    8. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I could think of a few substances where maybe a kilogram would already be sufficient to at the very least cause the people in your vicinity to suffer serious injury along with you. Swallow a few ball bearings, too. Or hey, how about going nuclear? It's not like you're too keen on surviving anyway, so dying in about 5 hours from radiation poisoning shouldn't be a problem.

      I'm fairly sure that a skilled physician could time your PU-intake in such a way that you are subcritical before boarding but go supercritical a few hours after take off. Different foods spend different times in your stomach, so ingesting it with the right meal might just do the trick. Someone would have to put some time (and bodies) into researching that matter.

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    9. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Because bodies are pretty good shrapnel shields. A suicide bomber going off inside a packed crowd will not really kill more than the maybe 5 or 10 closest nearby. The blast might injure a few more, but who cares about almost-deads, only complete success counts.

      And when it comes to that you can't really beat blowing up a plane that takes down 300+ people in one go.

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    10. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The elephant in the room is that the bomb/laptop can still travel on the plane albeit in the hold where is can still blow a hole in the fuselage. There is no security here, just a move of the bomb to a different part of the plane. The bomber is prepared to die so there is no change for him either. What does this honestly achieve?

    11. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      If you put the cargo in blast resistant containers, packed with other luggage, you'd need a much bigger explosive to do serious damage.

    12. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because terrorism has never been about killing the most people possible. It's all about putting fear into the lives of everyone who isn't killed, and restricting their freedom through knee-jerk reactions and other restrictions in the name of safety.

    13. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by rainwalker · · Score: 1

      Oh god, don't give them ideas, before mandatory exploratory surgery becomes the next requirement!

    14. Re: Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know a fucking fuck about nuclear physics, hunh? Typical shit nerd: you know nothing but need to vent your stinking mouth. I would kill myself out of embarassment if I had ever spouted so much nonsense, but then I'm not a shit nerd.

    15. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Looking at the people I see in US airports, you could liposuction one of them and have space invisible to the scanners for a few kilos of explosive.

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    16. Re: Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I love people who yell "YOU ARE WRONG" without providing even the least idea what would be right instead.

      But hey, people win elections that way these days, so...

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    17. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Still, dropping a flaming plane wreck onto a metropolis has somehow more zing than just blowing up an airport. Just compare New York to Brussels.

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    18. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      You HAVE given us great ideas.
      Your country thanks you.

      -The TSA

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    19. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      If you just had a bomb implanted, you wouldn't be walking through security... They would push you through in a wheelchair.

    20. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by mspohr · · Score: 2

      You'll never get that elephant on the plane.

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    21. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You have a hell of a twisted imagination. I'm trying to not think off the scene from the Dark Knight where the guy with the C4 sewn into him is shouting "my insides hurt".

      That is a bit of a problem thought if airport security is doing it's job. Swallowing a KG of substances that go boom along with associated metal would hopefully firstly set of the metal detectors, and secondly hopefully trigger not only airport security but potential first aiders to the fact that there is a very sick looking person about to board the plane, and being in a metal tube in the sky is probably not the best for him without doctor's approval. Hell last year going through Hong Kong they were still thermally scanning people and pulling people aside who were sweating, showing elevated body temperature, or anything at all.

      Stupid thing was I had a minor cold, a cough and a sneeze and I got pulled aside for questioning.

    22. Re: Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With respect, the critical fella is correct. Plutonium doesn't just go critical. You generally have to compress a significant amount of it using high explosives.

      If you're thinking of a dirty bomb, not a nuke, I guess, yeah, maybe, but plutonium is really nasty stuff and I don't like your chances.

    23. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      If you just had a bomb implanted, you wouldn't be walking through security... They would push you through in a wheelchair.

      Not all surgeries require a wheelchair. I never used a wheelchair when I had my gallbladder out and many women have c sections without needing a wheelchair. Removing a 5 pound baby and implanting a 5 pound bomb in a uterus would likely be a very similar operation. Maybe we should start banning all "pregnant" and overweight people from flying.

    24. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure you are aware and you were joking about TSA, but just in case.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surgically_implanted_explosive_device

    25. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      Apparently our terrorism preparedness consists of watching 12 year old episodes of Spooks.

    26. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      You'll never get that elephant on the plane.

      I have a very small elephant you insensitive clod.

    27. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Even if you somehow magically worked it out so that you wouldn't be dead before your flight took off, you'd still have to deal with the fact that you'd be severely ill. No one would let you on the plane if you couldn't go 2 minutes without puking blood out of your asshole.

      Further, you're just going to end up dying in the concourse because your flight was delayed.

    28. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now there's a solution that makes sense *and* doesn't infringe on rights. We have practical ways to combat explosives, we should use them.

    29. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not going supercritical by ingesting Pu, no matter how you time it. I guess you could go critical if you ate enough, but to get it to go supercritical you would need to bring the parts together explosively to avoid a fizzle. Essentialy you would need to eat an actual nuke, and I suspect your gullet isn't big enough.

    30. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I was walking the day after an appendectomy. I wasn't walking for a long time after a knee surgery. Depends on the surgery.

    31. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Like the thousands of drug mules that manage to make it through without puking, despite a lethal dose of chemicals inside them.

    32. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      A suicide bomber with 50 lbs of explosives in a carry-on sized bag would be able to take out quite a few people. You don't have to strap in minimal explosives to your body when everyone around you is pulling around a small suitcase.

    33. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And if it is, you probably don't fit into a plane seat.

      Or three.

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    34. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Those suitcases are usually packed with soft, shock absorbing material like clothing. I wouldn't really count on them to add to your firepower.

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    35. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Are you retarded? A bag/condom full of pills isn't anything like plutonium.

    36. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      He said he could think of ways. He included PU as one in a list. You then said that all of them are impossible because one in a long list would be impractical.

      Are you retarded?

    37. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The problem with that logic is that a large battery is either a battery or an explosive. It takes ten seconds to open the thing and see if it turns on. If we required that ten second hand inspection for every laptop, it would have the same effect without the huge negative impact on travelers. No, this isn't about safety. This is about a combination of fascists throwing their weight around to prove that they have the power and spooks giving themselves access to every laptop carried overseas by business travelers to make it easier to steal corporate secrets. There is nothing good about this. It is 100% dystopian nightmare to the core.

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    38. Re:Not really taking this seriously are they by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The problem with that logic is that a large battery is either a battery or an explosive.

      The problem with your problem is that large devices don't have a single single battery but rather multiple. Seriously look at a teardown of any device bigger than a phone.

  8. Remove Li-ion Batteries; Ban non-removables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the explanation about a risk from laptops were the real reason for the ban, then the obvious solution would be to remove all of the Li-ion batteries from the laptops and to ban all electronics including iPhone 8+ and Samsung 8+ which do not have removable batteries and yet which are dangerous enough according to EgyptAir Flight 804 in 2016.

    But that solution is not being used. Therefore, the real reason cannot be about protecting the planes. The real reason is more likely something to do with wanting to have unattended access to laptops by officials during the baggage security screening process.

    1. Re:Remove Li-ion Batteries; Ban non-removables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the obvious solution would be to remove all of the Li-ion batteries from the laptops

      You could, but modern laptops probably have batteries glued to inside the laptop. 6 or 7 years ago laptops had removable batteries, but they are gone, because consumers want thin laptops, apparently (or computer makers want more profit, IMO).

      This law is a blessing in disguise, because now consumers will prefer and seek laptops with removable batteries. It creates a new market for retro-design laptops that are more user-friendly albeit a few mm thicker and a few grams heavier.

  9. Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, what the hell are you guys doing to your country?

    1. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The more interesting question is, who the hell would want to go to that country anymore?

      Right. Fewer and fewer people. But it is because of Trump. Not because flying there has become a ridiculous jump-the-hoops game that no self respecting person would ever subject himself to if he has any choice.

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.

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    2. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We are. And your tourism sector is already lamenting and crying over the lost dollars.

      So I guess SOME are missing us. Or at least our money.

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    3. Re: Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stay home sweetheart, if you cross the road, you might not see that semi either.

      Enjoy the cotton wool

    4. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      No, watching people flying to the US is getting funnier. Flying to the US is getting more burdensome.

    5. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mellon · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself, bub.

    6. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.

      Just remember: we only have one road, but it goes both ways: east to west and west to east!

      I say that because my nephew visited last year and he was forced to take his vacation in Gaspé.

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    7. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      so everyone just canceled their plans to come here because of who is president? someone they never had any intention of interacting with when here anyway?

      seems dumb

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    8. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Not just us. A few weeks back when the initial ban went into effect, the UK enacted nearly the same ban on laptops flying into the country (though only from 6 countries, rather than the US' 8) at the same time the US did. This isn't just a US thing, sadly.

    9. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Travel to Germany dropped during the 40s too

    10. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and auto makers complain that the cost of mandated safety gear in vehicles reduces their sales

      Tough. They'll get over it.

    11. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, Donald. We aren't staying home, we're just going to other places. Fucking Americans think they're the centre of the Universe.

    12. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We never voted for him. Apparently you guys did. Who's the dummy here?

    13. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last year, a friend of mine, whose wife is Muslim, no less, cancelled a vacation to the UK after some terror stabbings in London, and instead went to Canada. You know it's bad when even Muslims are scared of visiting you.

    14. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by green1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My concern isn't with what the US decides to do to people flying in and out of their country. There's no way I'd subject myself to that anyway.
      My concern is that these horrible policies tend to be adopted by everyone else shortly afterwards. It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight despite there having never in the history of aviation ever been a credible threat related to liquids. (though at least I can keep my shoes on...)
      Security theatre started in the US, and spread quickly to pretty much everywhere else. I just don't want to find that my own country is next with these stupid rules.

    15. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Oddly, people rather spend their vacation in Paris, Manchester or Berlin than flying to the US.

      Hell, even the threat of getting killed ain't worse than this kind of shit!

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    16. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border

      You realize that only excludes about eleven or twelve of them, right?

    17. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Didn't say it's perfect.

      I miss California. But I somehow don't think that driving in from Mexico is any less obnoxious than flying...

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    18. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Letting Muslims in.

    19. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the terrorists won a long time ago...

    20. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Manchester would have been a quiet day in the USA for murders. Our worst horrors are your every day.

    21. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, most people know that (or seem to ignore or forget) a one-time event once a year is nothing compared to domestic violence.

      It's like the silly Target washroom "excuse". The vast majority of sexual assault occur through someone they know, not some random 1% of the population who happen to be transgender.

    22. Re: Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously wrong. The people no longer coming to the US will be missed by Airlines, Shops, Hotels, Car rentals - all sorts of tourism business.
      Plus friends and family. And business partners.

      My wife and I have spent our vacations in the US for over 2 decades and we're very close to no longer doing that because of all the stupid police state measures that actually mean that the terrorists are winning.

      To terrorists the death if random people is not the goal - it's means to an end. The end is changing the target society through fear and overreacting.

      Ever since 2001 the US has been cooperating with that goal. Partly due to stupidity, partly due to some companies making big bucks from all this security theatre.

    23. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      It seems dumb, but it is happening. You have no idea how the failed US Muslim ban was received in the rest of the world (hint: not very well).

    24. Re: Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To any potential visitors, please be aware that the parent dipshit doesn't speak for the US. You're welcome here.

      We have fuckwits, and we have good people, like anywhere else, and despite the news coverage when it does happen, it's extremely rare for a foreign tourist to get hurt.

    25. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by alexo · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of "trade"? Or "international business"?

    26. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mellon · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? We have events like Manchester happening all the time. They just aren't typically perpetrated by Muslims, with a few notable exceptions (e.g., the Boston Marathon bombers). Usually, it's some social misfit, typically white male, with a semi-automatic weapon who does the killing. I think about the killings in Newtown, Connecticut every time I drive through there on the way to New York.

      I really do not get this attitude.

    27. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've cancelled a trip to a convention I was on the fence about because I'd rather not deal with the hassle of giving up all my social media information (I have PR related things I need to manage) or let them image my laptop regardless of how many NDA's I'm personally responsible for.

      Being on the road without a laptop containing my project files is a dealbreaker and it's not worth the effort of trying to circumvent the system by uploading everything, formatting the laptop, then downloading it when I've arrived and repeating the whole process on the way out.

      I'd rather just not. So I didn't. And it's a lose/lose situation for everyone involved, including me.

    28. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. All these security rules will eventually be stood up in the rest of the modern nations. See the Russian response to their planes crashing and citizens dying.

      http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:q5ts_TGgrJAJ:www.dailynewsegypt.com/2017/01/17/610771/+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

      Also, remember how the US has a policy of always having more than one crew member on the flight deck. We were the outliers on that. This is now changing as a direct result of the Germanwings crash. Other nations and airlines are suddenly on board with this idea. Businesses, citizens, and governments dislike having their airplanes blown up. The things we are implementing will eventually filter down to everyone else.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanwings_Flight_9525

    29. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so everyone just canceled their plans to come here because of who is president? someone they never had any intention of interacting with when here anyway?
       

      No, but because they'd need to interact with people, who (they just realized) voted said person to be president.

    30. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      any dumber than the country that elected him?

      No, the problem is that while they don't interact with him they do have to interact with the people he has "enabled" with his tweets and speeches, people who now think it is acceptable to be racist/sexist/etc. like the guy in Oregon.

    31. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, at least to the bare minimum of reading about these attacks.

      Most of them have been done by "native" people in those countries, not recent immigrants or visitors.

    32. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      right....but this was all in effect under obama.... so how are we blaming trump on it is the point???

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    33. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by ganjadude · · Score: 0

      the guy in portland, you mean the bernie bro????

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    34. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      right....but this was all in effect under obama.... so how are we blaming trump on it is the point???

      While it's true that we Americans know better by now than to assign meaning to the noises that come out of Trump's mouth, people in other countries do sometimes listen to him and take him at his word. Considering that, and the fact that they are the "foreigners" he loves to demonize as rapists/drug-dealers/terrorists/job-stealers/America-abusers/etc, you can imagine how they might decide to spend their free time elsewhere, in some place where they feel welcome. It's silly, I know, but it happens.

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    35. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so everyone just canceled their plans to come here because of who is president? someone they never had any intention of interacting with when here anyway?

      A bit hard to avoid the bigots who voted him in though, there are just too many of them. It was safer not to go in the end.

    36. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No credible threat related to liquids?

      Try: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_Airlines_Flight_434 in which liquid nitroglycerin was used.

      A different bomb placement or larger explosive quantity would have taken down that aircraft.

    37. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, what the hell are you guys doing to your country?

      Next headline: US Might Ban Passengers On All Flights Into And Out of the Country

    38. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The more interesting question is, who the hell would want to go to that country anymore?

      Right. Fewer and fewer people. But it is because of Trump. Not because flying there has become a ridiculous jump-the-hoops game that no self respecting person would ever subject himself to if he has any choice.

      Hell, I'd seriously ponder flying to Canada and driving to the US if I ever have to go to any state within 1000 miles of the Canadian border.

      As someone who has visited the US, it is entirely because of Trump that I'm looking at holidaying in South America and ways to avoid routing through the US. This laptop nonsense is case in point as to why. Putting nutjobs in charge is very off putting to a tourist who has a choice about where they holiday.

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    39. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, the whole tightening of the security theater sure didn't improve my chances to make a trip to the US again (like I did a lot about a decade ago, still). But it wasn't the beginning of the blacklisting of the US for me.

      It's not only since Trump took the helm that you're treated like a criminal for the heinous crime of wanting to spend money in the country. Sorry, but I have very little "real" vacation time, and I prefer to spend it where I feel welcome. If only because I bring money.

      I do not like to be treated like a criminal. Especially when I actually want to do business with someone. Which is, by the way, also the reason I stopped buying quite a bit of content. Treat me like a customer and partner, and we'll both have a great time doing business. But there is a saying in German, the knave thinks others are the way he is. So what am I to expect from you if you treat me like a criminal without me giving you a reason to do so?

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    40. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who modded this down? he clearly wanted bernie/stein according to screenshots on his facebook

    41. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Well, there are many more roads in Toronto, but that doesn't help because they are always filled with cars.

    42. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So, we need to spend $1T to stop an even t with a death toll in line with the average school shooting, but make sure to not actually stop school shootings. Got it. I don't understand the reasoning, nor do I agree. But I at least understand what you are saying.

    43. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight

      I've never had a problem taking an empty water bottle through security, and flying with it full, having filled it up after security. Well, I take it back. Flying to the US internationally, they often screen you twice. Once to get to the secure area, based on local regulations, then a second time at the gate to meet US regulations. You can't buy or get liquids after the second screening, in some airports.

    44. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by green1 · · Score: 1

      Nitrates are screened for already, so that doesn't warrant depriving people of their liquids.

    45. Re:Flying to the US keeps getting funner by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The problem with chemicals like that is they are really unstable. It's obvious that they don't actually think your Diet Coke is a liquid explosive, because if it was they would kill themselves and likely several others nearby when they toss it into the trash bin. It's total security theater.

  10. Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

    Any type of clothing you wear.

    1. Re:Next on Airlines List by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nah, how could you then justify buying more nudie scanners?

      Say what you want about our government, but it doesn't back stab its owners. Once bought, it stays bought.

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    2. Re:Next on Airlines List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After a couple of weeks in quarantine under a strong-laxative based diet

    3. Re:Next on Airlines List by lazarus · · Score: 1

      I am rarely on an airplane with someone I would rather see naked.

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    4. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      Well, they could save on nudie scanners then, and just use their eyes. Anything for a buck, them airlines!

    5. Re:Next on Airlines List by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Any type of clothing you wear.

      I'm ok with that as long as you discriminate about gender, and restrict this to ages 18-36 and BMI below 26.

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    6. Re:Next on Airlines List by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And how the fuck should the makers of the nudie scanners get money from them using their eyes?

      Focus, dammit!

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    7. Re:Next on Airlines List by green1 · · Score: 1

      Airlines don't pay for the scanners, you do. The scanners will continue to multiply because the people selling them have bought the privilege of doing so.

    8. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a plan!

    9. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      So are we paying for them with tax dollars or plane tickets? If you are paying with them with plane tickets, you might want to book a flight on a Prop Job. (Probably will be more comfortable, anyways!.. (It's so much fun to make fun of Airlines - They have tons of comedy material to work with!!)

    10. Re:Next on Airlines List by green1 · · Score: 1

      Not through plane tickets, through taxes and all the additional "fees" added to each airline ticket by the government.
      As for booking on a "Prop Job". Do a price, and flight time, comparison for that option for the average traveller to an overseas destination and see just how practical that suggestion really is. Keeping in mind that if if lands at any major airport, you haven't managed to avoid the security mess (including costs) that was the whole point of the exercise.

    11. Re:Next on Airlines List by TheEden · · Score: 1

      They should just ban people from boarding planes. That shoud fix everything, at least to some extent. Those pesky pilots and stewardesses can be evil terrorists too.

    12. Re:Next on Airlines List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is much easier to start with international flights. Most business trips are domestic trips, so at first, few people will be affected. Once everybody has gotten used to the new rule, it will be expanded to all flights. This way, there will be less backlash.

    13. Re:Next on Airlines List by Neuronwelder · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder if there will come a point where air travellers will become so disgusted of being treated like cattle, that they get together and form their own private company. I know it will be a heavy lift. but maybe, just maybe, there will be a company going out of business, so the foundation will already be in place.

    14. Re:Next on Airlines List by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Fees added to plane tickets is "through plane tickets". The question was about whether costs for the scanners come from the General Fund, or some special fund funded from alternative sources. Whether the special funding is via airline taxes, passed to passengers inside the ticket, or via on-top fees is irrelevant to that question

    15. Re:Next on Airlines List by green1 · · Score: 1

      Is not irrelevant. The airlines don't care about additional fees tracked on by the government because they're the same for everyone. They don't affect their competitive position.
      The only way it's relevant is if you decide never to fly you don't pay the fee. But you also don't go anywhere.

    16. Re:Next on Airlines List by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How does a passenger fee charged to an airline affect their competitive position, compared to a passenger fee added as a separate "tax" on top of the ticket price?

      Though, if I were Emperor, I'd mandate that all prices must be the full and final price. No advertising the "cost" then adding hundreds in undisclosed fees on top of the advertised price. Movie theaters do it. Gas stations do it. Pretty much every other country on the planet does it. So why can't we?

  11. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I think the whole idea is crazy. If people aren't allowed to carry them on, and they surely don't want to trust them to the baggage throwers, how are they supposed to bring a laptop with them on a business trip? Can people still bring their phones on the flight? How is a phone any different than a computer really? It's just a tiny computer. Can people bring phones, and bluetooth keyboards, and portable USB C monitors? You could basically bring all the components of a laptop on the plane without actually bringing any single item that actually qualifies as a laptop.

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  12. Worse Than Security Theater! by HannethCom · · Score: 2

    Does anyone remember why we are supposed to bring our batteries in the cabin? It is because of the risk of them catching fire, or exploding at low pressure, like found in a cargo hold. Especially when they are in devices like laptops.
    I guess the TSA is just too incompetent though as every other place people have tried lining labors with explosives it has failed. Yes, I know the UK started this stupidity!
    Oh well, I guess we'll just have to live with multiple ticking time bombs on every plane. I wonder when the first plane will crash from this idiotic policy?

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    1. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anyone remember why we are supposed to bring our batteries in the cabin?

      That prohibition will likely still hold. So you can't have electronic devices bigger than your cell phone in the cabin, but you can't put any lithium ion batteries in checked baggage. This means, of course, that you can neither take your laptop (with a non-removable battery) into the cabin nor put it into checked baggage.

      How are you supposed to take your laptop overseas on a business trip? *shrug* "We're the government - we're not paid to care."

    2. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... the risk of them catching fire, or exploding at low pressure, like found in a cargo hold...

      Ahem. The cargo hold is pressurized. And heated. Don't believe me? Take your dog up to 12,000m (40,000 feet) and see how you and he do without oxygen and heat. Then imagine your dog in the unpressurized and unheated cargo hold of an aircraft.

      Just thought you ought to know.

    3. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The real answer is that you don't... in such a world, you would necessarily have to store your data on media that you can easily transport or else put it on a cloud service and use whatever device is available for you to access it at your destination.

    4. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a good thing. It will force computer manufacturers to start making laptops with removable batteries again. After that, maybe they'll just say "fuck it" and give us back RAM slots too.

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    5. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      I wonder when the first plane will crash from this idiotic policy?

      People use the word "idiot", "idiotic" and "idiocy" at a 8532% higher rate than 25 years ago. Pre-cursor signs of the era of idiocracy and yet nobody is trying to change the future.

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    7. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by rockmuelle · · Score: 1

      Minor correction: cargo holds are pressurized at cabin pressure. The whole plane is a giant cylinder. Having two diffent pressure zones or even just an oddly shaped cabin is more dangerous than just pressurizing the whole thing.

      Remember: animals travel in the cargo hold all the time.

      -Chris

    8. Re: Worse Than Security Theater! by richardellisjr · · Score: 1

      It can be heated and pressurized to cabin levels, but the pilots don't have to do it unless there are animals in the cargo hold. Sometimes they forget or don't know and it ends badly for the animal. In all honestly the pilots will probably head and pressurized the hold if batteries will be a problem, which will make it much safer next time fluffy flies.

    9. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Data which you still need to access somehow. Most companies allow only trusted hardware as working laptops for good reason.

    10. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Data which you still need to access somehow. Most companies allow only trusted hardware as working laptops for good reason.

      It's simply the US government doing what it's done for decades, now: Chase wealth-producers and job-creators out of the US. They've done a smash-up job on manufacturing, and the IT/Tech sector is next.

      Strat

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    11. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      The prohibition is on loose batteries; those installed in their devices have always been acceptable, at least by the letter of the restriction. Furthermore, that restriction came from the ICAO not any government.

    12. Re:Worse Than Security Theater! by Brama · · Score: 1

      You can still buy laptops with all the removable and upgradable stuff. It's the consumers who deliberately choose to value weight or form factor over this.

  13. Rental electronics by crow · · Score: 1

    When they banned bringing water through security, the sales of water bottles inside the security area. This will create a huge demand for rental businesses. You can already rent portable DVD players that you return at your destination airport. This could be expanded easily to laptops and iPads.

    1. Re:Rental electronics by darthsilun · · Score: 1

      This will create a huge demand for rental businesses....rent [and] return at the destination airport....This could be expanded easily to laptops...

      I'm not sure how that helps people who want a laptop to use after they leave the airport. Like most, I take my laptop on business trips, because I'm going to use it to work at my destination.

      I actually almost never use my laptop on board the plane. And I don't trust leaving it in checked baggage.

    2. Re:Rental electronics by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      When they banned bringing water through security, the sales of water bottles inside the security area.

      What happened to the sales of water bottles inside the security area? Don't leave us hanging, man!

      This will create a huge demand for rental businesses. You can already rent portable DVD players that you return at your destination airport. This could be expanded easily to laptops and iPads.

      Define "easily". Unless people start bringing all their accounts, programs and media/files/etc with them on a USB drive, it's not going to work for laptops. Not to mention the logistics of viruses/trojans/etc for the devices in question.

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    3. Re:Rental electronics by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the business model that will emerge is short-term laptop rental places at airports. Take your documents along on an encrypted USB flash drive and attach them. Of course, the NSA will install spyware on all of the rental laptops, so they can get a good look at everyone's data.

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    4. Re:Rental electronics by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      No way i'm trusting an airport rental laptop. Not for work, and certainly not for personal data.

  14. Real Test: Other Countries by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Informative

    The real test about whether this is warranted is whether other countries will adopt similar bans. The ban on devices from Middle Eastern countries had a half-hearted and variable adoption in the UK and Canada. I also wonder if this is not a ploy of the terrorists. The IRA (Irish terrorist group not a US retirement account) used to phone up the police with fake bomb warnings for major London train stations to cause widespread disruption without actually having to do anything other than once every few years leaving a real but small explosive device just so the police could never ignore their warnings.

    It seems that the current breed of terrorists might be playing the same game. Talking about a laptop device to bring down a plane when they think it is likely to be picked up simply to cause widespread disruption while sticking to bombing open venues, driving lorries through crowds or whatever similarly evil but security avoiding schemes their warped minds can come up with.

    1. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the IRA was a US retirement account. The major supplier of used arms to the IRA was the US. It retired old armaments to the IRA.

    2. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Australia will. They blindly follow Americans to the point where they are already basically the 50th state of the USA.

    3. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      While 9/11 was a well-coordinated and spectacular attack... I'm just a normal non-fanatic, non-obsessed guy who can come up with a dozen better ways off to terrorize a population just off the top of my head, none of which involve me dying while implementing them, though I suppose after the first or second go they'd carry a small risk of capture and incarceration.

      When you think about it from that perspective, it's extraordinarily pathetic just how little they've achieved. Despite all the cloak-and-dagger, they generally get found and stopped. Despite their best efforts, most of the bodies are in the Middle East, not the USA. Despite their stated aims, the best possible outcome for them is failure, because if they started to do sufficiently well, every nation that supports them would get carpet bombed into dust, and every vaguely scary Muslim would be executed by their fearful neighbours. (Look at WWII for examples of how easily a population turns brutally racist when sufficiently motivated - it wasn't just the Germans)

      I'm not terribly concerned. The Americans will continue to comically over-react and continue with their security theatre, the rest of the world (assuming they don't live somewhere the Americans decide to bomb in retribution) will be a little more careful and otherwise just keep on living.

    4. Re: Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprising how few people remember that.

      Nobody wants to talk about the IRA anymore, far too convenient to look back and see how Yeah they were fuckers and we all carried on living until they simply stopped caring too, because VHS and McDonald's were more than adequate to keep them busy on a boring Thursday night from then on.

    5. Re: Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Australia will. They blindly follow Americans to the point where they are already basically the 50th state of the USA.

      Hawaii is the 50th state of the USA.

    6. Re: Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a rose by any other name...

    7. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Are you saying you're better than Hawaii?

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    8. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      The real test about whether this is warranted is whether other countries will adopt similar bans. The ban on devices from Middle Eastern countries had a half-hearted and variable adoption in the UK and Canada. I also wonder if this is not a ploy of the terrorists. The IRA (Irish terrorist group not a US retirement account) used to phone up the police with fake bomb warnings for major London train stations to cause widespread disruption without actually having to do anything other than once every few years leaving a real but small explosive device just so the police could never ignore their warnings.

      If that were the case then were I a terrorist I'd set their intel up to believe that we'd developed a way to turn clothing into explosives to take down planes.

      Its even remotely plausible ( read: 'security theater plausible'); nitrocellulose, gun cotton, though I don't know how far you could actually get walking around in a suit made from that stuff.

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    9. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No Hawaii is beautiful. The state which may not legally be pronounced Ahhh Kansas on the other hand.... :-)

    10. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      The notional liquid bombers that led to the prohibition of bottles larger than 100mL never had a formula for an explosive that they could mix up in the cabin. That is why the police in the UK didn't want to arrest them yet, they were not an immanent threat and were more useful as a surveillance target to see who else they talked to.

    11. Re: Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll trade Hawaii for Australia.

    12. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taking down the planes is last decade. Although blowing up a mass transit vehicle is cute, all the real terrorist action for a dozen years has been doing the simple thing, which is blowing up the security lines themselves or similar soft targets.

      These guys don't need bombs or planes or guns or even fucking box cutter knives. Cars are cheap, even to rent. This is all theater and it makes flying domestic crazy.

    13. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While 9/11 was a well-coordinated and spectacular attack...

      Implemented without laptops. They used a kind of knives. Now, fancy porcelain knives don't trigger metal detectors . . .

      I'm just a normal non-fanatic, non-obsessed guy who can come up with a dozen better ways off to terrorize a population just off the top of my head, none of which involve me dying while implementing them,

      So you won't crash a plane because you don't want to die. The problem is, terrorists have plenty of people queued up that see a suicide mission as 'a noble cause, the easy way out of misery - and into some kind of paradise.'

      Worrying about laptops is weird - as long as they don't worry about everything else big enough to contain a bomb. Bring a nice big 'cheese' - no detonator/wires needed, just use a match. It is only 'safe' explosives like dynamite that need a detonator. Or stock up on liquor and throw molotov cocktails once high in the air. Perhaps that plane will land successfully, but that won't actually matter.

      Want to take out a plane without being inside? Gather some fellow terrorists, hide at the end of the runway. Perhaps a few hundred meters further down. There, the plane is still low enough to take out all the engines with simple machine guns. Also too low to glide back to the airport. Pick an international airport where they take off over rough terrain or over a city, and you'll have your fireball.

    14. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mal-speechless.gif

    15. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      At the moment we are just about the only one that doesn't—no liquid limits on domestic flights, and no restrictions on non-passengers coming airside.

    16. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, it would be the 51st state. Hawaii is the 50th state.

    17. Re:Real Test: Other Countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA *already* has 50 states: Alaska was the 49th state, and Hawaii was the 50th. Did you mean to call Australia the 51st state of the USA?

  15. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it's time to ban all flights in and out of the country? Better safe than sorry.

  16. The terris have won by fnj · · Score: 1

    While we're at it, let's ban all carry-on luggage, handbags, phones, etc.

    1. Re:The terris have won by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Well, at least for me, the USA has banned human passengers. Why does the USA makes so many separate rules if they simply mean "stay away"?

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  17. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Funny

    Size matters... I mean, that's what I've heard..

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  18. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by burtosis · · Score: 1

    You mean laptops with REMOVABLE batteries? That's crazy, that would never work! That has never existed before.

    No lie, when talking about batteries due to being stopped I asked if they removed pacemaker batteries, MP3 player batter--- she interrupted and said she unplugs the wires (headphones) from those. Pretty much shut me up on the spot as I had no idea what I was really dealing with before that.

  19. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mellon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, i don't mean that. I mean laptops with external batteries. Removable batteries means that you can't have a standardized battery, so there's no rental market.

  20. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mellon · · Score: 2

    Small batteries don't have enough mass to pose a problem.

  21. I have a much easier solution by JoeyRox · · Score: 1

    Let's ban all flights and be done with it.

    1. Re:I have a much easier solution by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      There's still land and sea routes. We should just ban all people.

    2. Re:I have a much easier solution by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      There's still land and sea routes. We should just ban all people.

      Let's not forget all the thousands of shipping containers. We need to ban those too. The only way to be safe is to go 100% isolationist.

  22. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mellon · · Score: 1

    That's why the external battery. You just don't bring a battery. Then you can carry it on, because there's no battery, so you don't have to worry about getting ripped off.

    Phones are okay because the battery doesn't have enough mass to be replaced by an explosive that can damage the airframe.

  23. Idiocracy by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    It's what we are now.

  24. I Call Bullshit by ytene · · Score: 1

    If this was a serious concern, then there are means by which it is possible to require passengers to demonstrate the working functionality of their laptop/netbook equipment before the flight.

    So, this is either an ill-thought-through remark that has either been mis-represented by the press [or will be withdrawn by the spokesperson]; or in the alternate, it is a legitimate statement of intent for which the underlying desire is to squeeze competing airlines out of the routes that fly to and/or from the United States.

    One thing we can be pretty sure of: this has nothing to do with flight safety.

    1. Re:I Call Bullshit by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      If this was a serious concern, then there are means by which it is possible to require passengers to demonstrate the working functionality of their laptop/netbook equipment before the flight.

      It doesn't prove anything. You could easily replace parts of an old laptop with explosives (ex: remove the optical drive, replace the 2.5" HDD with a small compact flash card with IDE adapter, use a smaller battery, etc). It will still work anyway.

      Hell, you could put liquid explosive into shampoo bottles, paste explosive in flat gum packaging (the ones wrapped in foil), you could even bring a sharpened pencil on board!

      Or even worst, have variable-mass-matter in your luggage so you can crash the plane by sending a signal to the VMM controller.

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    2. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cant really demonstrate that your whole laptop is an actual computer and not a bomb. Any reasonable, fast test could be passed by something the size of phone or even smaller, so the remaining space would be theoretically available for bomb

    3. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this was a serious concern, then there are means by which it is possible to require passengers to demonstrate the working functionality of their laptop/netbook equipment before the flight.

      Anyone with a small amount of technical skill could take a largish laptop, remove most of the guts, and install a Raspberry Pi or something similar, with a battery big enough to run the thing for a half-hour or so. There would be LOTS of room leftover for explosives. I'm not saying the whole 'banning laptops' idea isn't just security theatre / obedience training. I'm just saying that if you're going to fight against this kind of bullshit, your arguments need to be better informed.

    4. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All laptops must be able to achieve a weight-adjusted benchmark performance?

    5. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All laptops must be able to achieve a weight-adjusted benchmark performance?

      lol, nevermind, I'm an idiot, that's a terrible idea. I wish I could delete that.

    6. Re:I Call Bullshit by ledow · · Score: 1

      I'm not a terrorist.

      But I could make a full-HD LCD laptop screen light up and interact with the keyboard, with no obvious outside differences, and even run a full OS like Windows or Linux quite easily.

      It wouldn't be particularly fast, but it would be convincing enough that you'd have to be a REAL techy to notice anything was odd, and it would take you a dismantling to prove it.

      It's not at all hard to get tiny Windows-10-running portable handheld games consoles now. Take out the board from one, a couple of interfaces to screen/keyboard/touchpad and you're done.

    7. Re:I Call Bullshit by ytene · · Score: 1

      A part of me would like to dig deeper into the pro's and con's of being able to examine a laptop and determine whether or not it is possible for us to come up with a reliable test to determine if the device is a legitimate one or not.

      Ultimately, however, I think that we'd both be wasting our time - and for one very simple reason. Simply, it is because the US Administration, which made such a point about banning laptops on international flights, makes no such recommendation about laptops on internal, domestic flights. Lest we all forget, the aircraft which struck on 9/11 were all flights that originated in the US. In other words, if this is a legitimate security concern, then it makes sense for the restriction to be made with respect to ALL aircraft that overfly the United States. On the other hand, if this is either 1) mindless administration rhetoric; or 2) an attempt to wrangle concessions out of non-US carriers that want to continue to support their Business Class passengers... then it likely has nothing to do with passenger safety and everything to do with economic sanctions.

      Obviously I have no evidence to support that assertion, but I am entirely happy to point out that the proposal as reported makes absolutely no sense whatsoever if the objective is to ensure passenger safety.

      I think we draw closer to a Sherlock Holmes quotation: "Once you eliminate the impossible, then whatever is left, no matter how improbable, must be the truth" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle).

  25. US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights... by Freischutz · · Score: 1

    US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights Into And Out of the Country, this is considered a prelude to the Trump administrations next major move in aviation security which is to ban passengers and cargo on all flights in and out of the USA. In an interview on "Fox News Sunday" U.S. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly was quoted as saying: "We have determined that the largest two security risks in aviation are passengers and cargo. Passengers are basically a bunch of morons anyway and unquestionably a general nuisance and they are just far to vulnerable to terrorist attacks plus, an alarming number of them are actually evil foreigners. Furthermore, there are just way to many places to hide bombs in air cargo so after a lengthy 12 second consultation with president Trump during a commercial break on 'Fox and Friends' POTUS decided that we should just ban them. It's a pretty clever idea, It just simplifies everything when the aircraft are empty, security checks are shorter, there are no delays around boarding, no crowding in the airport terminal, no security lines, the turn-around rate at airports will also skyrocket. In fact we won't be needing airport terminals at all anymore since aircraft are only stopping to refuel before returning to what ever dystopian foreign hell hole they came from in the first place so we'll be re-purposing the airport terminals as presidential adulation centres. We'll also be laying off large numbers of redundant TSA staff who'll be re-hired at lower wages by subsidiaries of The Trump Organisation and sent into the deserts to build the US-Mexico border wall which POTUS assures us the Mexicans have now agreed to pay for."

    1. Re:US Might Ban Laptops On All Flights... by CAOgdin · · Score: 1

      Superb! I hadn't even thought of Trump trumping the bureaucrats!

  26. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some pacemakers have plutonium batteries.

  27. No interest in tourism anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No interest in 205 billion dollars from tourism anymore. No business flights anymore. No big airports needed anymore.No short tripps to Hawai anymore. No international fairs and congresses anymore.. Perhaps the big cruise ships will regain importance? Perhaps travelling to canadas big planned new airports and passing the border to USA via bus or the really fast train?

    1. Re:No interest in tourism anymore by green1 · · Score: 1

      Assuming Canada doesn't follow suit immediately like they've done every other time? I'm not exactly holding my breath.

  28. Obsessed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's the thing that alarmists are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people."

    FTFY

  29. Take a last look at all those conferences... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans, take a last look at all those conferences in the US. They will be gone shortly after this idiocy comes in action.

  30. You voted for him by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  31. No more flights to the US then by johannesg · · Score: 2

    The ban apparently also includes cameras, and I will not (ever) put my camera in my (for all intents and purposes unlocked) hold luggage.

    No matter visiting national parks or interesting cities, and no more doing business in that country.

    Well, I suppose I could fly into Canada and cross the border by car. Or are laptops also forbidden on those borders?

    1. Re:No more flights to the US then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not alone here. I was supposed to be going to Alaska in September. No more.
      That's $10,000 that is not going to be spent in the USA.
      South and Central Florida will suffer more though.

      As one commentator on another forum said earlier,

      Another brick in the wall that is being built to isolate the USA from the rest of thr world.
      And the rest of the world will go, 'Good riddance'.

    2. Re:No more flights to the US then by green1 · · Score: 1

      Canada has a history of matching US idiocy immediately pretty much every time. I can almost guarantee you'll do no better flying in to Canada, as much as I wish we could be seen as a bastion of sanity.

    3. Re:No more flights to the US then by alexo · · Score: 1

      Or you could fly to Canada and stay there for the duration of your trip.
      We too have national parks and interesting cities, and we welcome your business.

    4. Re:No more flights to the US then by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I would. I could use a replacement on travel insurance dollars.

      You do fly with your expensive gear insured don't you?

    5. Re:No more flights to the US then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I suppose I could fly into Canada and cross the border by car. Or are laptops also forbidden on those borders?

      Au contraire, laptops are exceedingly welcome at the border, as that's an opportunity to acquire all of your passwords and any and all internet data from, to, or about you.

    6. Re:No more flights to the US then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm flying Etihad back from Africa next month. They have gone public saying that lenses are not part of the electronics ban. The body of course is, but at least they're currently allowing lenses on board. So $3k+ in lenses and all memory cards stay with me in carry on. I'll take what I can get at that point and hope for eventually decreased restrictions.

    7. Re:No more flights to the US then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or fly to Cuba and go by boat from there. A bit of a hassle since that route isn't approved for 'tourists' but there are so many ways to create a 'research mission.' Researching alternative routes and such . . .

    8. Re:No more flights to the US then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not yet.

    9. Re:No more flights to the US then by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      We still don't have to remove our shoes at security. So, there's hope.

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    10. Re:No more flights to the US then by green1 · · Score: 1

      But we do have to take our laptops out of our bags and we can't take water bottles through security. Neither of which are based on any evidence whatsoever.

  32. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So... Power sockets.

    Basically the portable batteries we get for phones but with a laptop compatible power socket. It wouldn't require any re-design and nobody would have to agree on a standard which would never happen in the first place.

  33. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The intelligence bar for the TSA is not very high. Best to avoid all conversation and try to get through the check without incident.

  34. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Phones are only allowed up to the following dimensions: 16cm x 9.3cm x 1.5cm. Nothing larger than that is allowed in the cabin on Etihad and Qatar Airways flights with destinations to the USA. Furthermore I have been told of people with wireless headphones who were forced to gate check them, so some gate agents are quite strict.

    I doubt you'd have much luck getting a full sized wireless keyboard and a display on board, as both are electronic devices greater than the allowed size. When I've flown during previous times of strict security requirements they deployed secondary xrays at the gate, immediately before boarding, in case you obtained something after initial security.

    I get the comfort of checking $4k+ worth of camera equipment in my bag coming back from Africa due to these restrictions.

  35. Use APPS, NOT LUDDITE laptops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only APPS can app apps, NOT LUDDITE laptops!

    Apps!

    1. Re:Use APPS, NOT LUDDITE laptops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant only 'murkin apps. there sikyoor.

    2. Re: Use APPS, NOT LUDDITE laptops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apps can also only fly appy app, not Luddite airplanes!

      Apps!

    3. Re: Use APPS, NOT LUDDITE laptops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Applanes?

  36. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's coming, but you have to do it in baby steps so people don't bitch much.

  37. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah much better to ban the US, better safe than sorry.

  38. This isn't about the laptops by ogma · · Score: 2

    This is about inconveniencing people so badly that they'll gladly say "Yes please" when the TSA demand the budget for newer equipment - equipment that would allow laptops back onto the planes. Some equipment manufacturers are about to make a lot of money off the government.

  39. Catch fire in the baggage compartment? by nbauman · · Score: 1

    Isn't it more dangerous to check a laptop and put it in the baggage compartment?

    I thought the most likely hazard of a laptop on a plane is the battery catching fire due to a defective design.

    People have had their laptops catch fire in the passenger compartment. That seems safer, because they can see it on fire and put the fire out.

    If the laptop catches fire in the baggage compartment, isn't it more likely to burn without anybody noticing it and lead to a bigger fire?

    1. Re:Catch fire in the baggage compartment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait you want to put a bomb, I mean laptop, in the luggage compartment? I guess they will just have to trash it when they inspect your bag. You know, because safety.

  40. Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by zuki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This below are comments from pilots and their spokespersons:

    Some airline pilots and safety advocates have questioned putting more electronics into checked luggage. In rare circumstances, lithium-ion batteries spark fires, which could go undetected in the cargo hold.

    After reports the U.S. would expand the laptop ban to Europe, the British Airline Pilots’ Association said May 15 that the risk would be greater with electronics in cargo than in the cabin.

    “Given the risk of fire from these devices when they are damaged or they short-circuit, an incident in the cabin would be spotted earlier and this would enable the crew to react quickly before any fire becomes uncontainable,” said Steve Landells, a flight-safety specialist for British pilots. “If these devices are kept in the hold, the risk is that if a fire occurs the results can be catastrophic.”

    Kelly told reporters Friday that the Federal Aviation Administration tracks safety issues while he oversees security, but he’s been told that batteries in electronics should be safe in checked luggage so long as they are turned off and not rattling around loose.


    So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

    1. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by zm · · Score: 1

      So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

      Death by terrorism is much scarier than death by a random cargo fire, and kudos to DHS for recognizing that. And for reading XKCD: https://xkcd.com/651/

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    2. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by Xylantiel · · Score: 2

      "so long as they are turned off" is unrealistic. Some people barely even know the difference between suspend and off. And plenty are likely to forget.

    3. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by trawg · · Score: 1

      So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

      And the risk of terrorists having something that just simply starts a fire in a laptop that is in checked luggage - which is presumably much much easier than getting an actual bomb on board - knowing that there will be a bunch of other laptops in there that will catch fire as well.

    4. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like having a fire in a cargo-hold is a more serious threat than having a small bomb explode in the cabin. Sounds like a terrorist would want to check his bomb in to the luggage, to create maximum damage.

    5. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      So now we're having to calculate if the risk of something really bad happening onboard due to an electronic device's battery kept in the cargo hold catching fire is higher than the risk of terrorists having explosives in their laptops.

      Right

      In rare circumstances, lithium-ion batteries spark fires...

      And then you have to incorporate the risk of terrorists deliberately checking laptops primed to short out and cause fires in the cargo hold.

    6. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Now nothing is stopping a terrorist from getting a laptop with oversized, fully charged and unfortunately somehow defective battery in the cargo hold where it can help to burn down an entire plane. At least with the current ban on such batteries in the check-in luggage they can't so easily place firebombs on planes.

    7. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's assuming that everything affected by the ban has power buttons that can't be inadvertently activated. Do you have any idea how many times I've found my bag glowing because an external battery with one of those stupid flashlight LEDs had something pressed against the power button for long enough to turn it on? The design of electronics these days is getting almost as dumb as the users...

    8. Re:Lithium-ion batteries in cargo hold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are missing the point. The point is that if they truly are worried about explosives, positioning matters. If some terrorist has a laptop bomb in the passenger area they can hold it right next to the window and set it off, probably blasting the fuselage open in the process. If it is in the cargo hold the explosion can be contained in a more central area. You need good fire detectors in the cargo hold of course, but this buys pilots time to land before the fire gets too big.

  41. Bureaucracies are Inept at Solving... by CAOgdin · · Score: 1

    ...problems like these.

    Why not just go "whole hog" and ban international flights??? That's the absolute way to prevent any bombing of airline flights!

    Ban laptops (which removes another several hours of productivity for some folk), and attackers will use luggage. Ban luggage and they will use pants made of fibers with the requisite explosive materials that can be reformed in the lavatory on-board. Ban pants and they will insert them in their own body cavities, or have them surgically implanted.

    At root, bureaucrats are scared of losing their jobs (and rightly so...they ARE inept), so they propose Draconian solutions that will garner them "good press," until (like TSA searches and x-ray'd baggage before them) are defeated. It is NOT IN THEIR SELF INTEREST to actually solve the problem; Bureaucracies have one goal: Perpetuate their own existence.

    What is takes is a group of qualified citizens to address the issues, knowing that they will be disbanded after the solutions are proven to work. Focus on the outcome: Safe air travel!

    1. Re:Bureaucracies are Inept at Solving... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, lets just ban all bureaucracy. Simple solution from a simpleton.

  42. Laugh Out Loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
    Don't you Americans feel that freedom? That freedom earned by blood and guts as your civil rights are slowly taken away from you? Do you feel MORE free as you're allowed to do less and less in the name of alleged 'security'?

    America is great again.

    1. Re:Laugh Out Loud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      c'mon drumpflets, i dont hear you now...

  43. What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I repeat, what a joke.

  44. Get a large Pelican hard case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are going to have to check simething valuable get serious about your luggage.

    I had to travel to Africa with a lot of expensive photo gear in the past as well, too big to carry on. So I got a Pelican hard case, about the same size as a large suitcase.

    It lets you attach multiple padlocks to the case. Coming back from Botswana, the luggage thieves managed to pry off one lock but not the other as they are very recessed - even with just one lock you cannot pry the case open. So side note, travel with extra locks... both TSA and non TSA locks (when locking out of country do not need TSA locks and they are easy to pick).

    Going to start using the pelican cases for all luggage if I have to start checking my laptop.

    1. Re: Get a large Pelican hard case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't work.

      Traveled with a firearm in a dual locked pelican case. The baggage thugs cut one lock off and likely only stopped because the other lock had a TSA hologram sticker on it indicating the case contained a firearm.

  45. Fly in via Canada... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

    I guess my one overseas international trip a year is going to require me to return via Toronto or Montreal... West coast-ers can use Vancouver. Even though it's just a chromebook I use the flying time to organize all the pictures I took while on vacation. Not cool TSA, not cool...

    1. Re:Fly in via Canada... by green1 · · Score: 1

      Do you really think Canada won't match this idiocy? They've done it for pretty much every other US stupidity, I can't imagine this would be any different.

    2. Re:Fly in via Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the other US stupidity Canada Followed was under the Conservative government under Stephen Harper. We have "Justin from Canada" now, who does not have such a hard-on for the republican's and their policies as Harper did.

    3. Re:Fly in via Canada... by green1 · · Score: 1

      This sort of policy isn't determined in the prime minister's office, and the level at which it's decided hasn't likely changed.
      Even if it had, I can't imagine it would make much difference. The parties aren't anywhere near as different from each other as they'd like you to believe.

  46. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    USB-C power actually has a chance of getting adopted as a standard. Even Apple has switched to it, which is pretty surprising given how long they've ignored the calls for using micro USB in favour of proprietary dock connector and lightning cables.

  47. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by houghi · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because it is easy to get out a HD from a portable. Especially for those millions of people who have no idea it is even possible.

    This is not about a few Hax0rs who can get around the system. This is about an assault on your personal life.

    First they came for the business people ...

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  48. The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops. When they get to their destinations, they should go to the office/conference they're headed to, log into any of the conference laptops there, and pick up work where they left off. Everything is on the cloud, so lugging around laptops is akin to days when trade happened by camels travelling hundreds of miles.

    And in the event of an internet outage, back up everything temporarily on their phone, and back it up on the cloud again once the internet is back, and resume work

    1. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by vlad30 · · Score: 2

      Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops.

      Thats how google masters know which companies to buy and sell and the government does have to hack your system they force you to use theirs oops I mean Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox

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    2. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      They're just examples. If you don't like them, you can always use cloud.ru or cloud.zh and go about your business. Same concept

    3. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely you should enter all of your passwords into random other people's laptops. This is like making sure to go to a random stranger's house and make sure to give them your SSN and bank account numbers.

    4. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by ATMAvatar · · Score: 2

      Thats how google masters know which companies to buy and sell and the government does have to hack your system they force you to use theirs oops I mean Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox

      Surely the implication is that the data was encrypted first. You can (and should!) encrypt your data before putting it up in the cloud.

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      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    5. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ain't it obvious? What travellers should do is put everything up in Google Drive/OneDrive/Dropbox, and fly w/o their laptops. When they get to their destinations, they should go to the office/conference they're headed to, log into any of the conference laptops there, ...

      ...and get all their cloud accounts stolen.

    6. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Everything is on the cloud

      Everything except for you, when you're stuck in an airplane, or a hotel room with nothing useful to do. Oh, wait, you could, except that you don't have your laptop.

      I suppose that international conferences and such could just move into non-crazy countries, but that's just me...

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    7. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      The assumption being that hotels would either have computer terminals in every room, or in an office center near the lobby. One then logs onto the cloud just like one accesses webmail.

      In a plane, one would be lucky to have internet that doesn't suck. Better off either using the in-flight entertainment (movies or games), or playing games on one's smartphone.

    8. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      If it's a public terminal, they usually would prompt you to not save your passwords on them. Also, one would do well to wipe the browser history after their last session, if it's not happening already.

      Of course, you don't use personal laptops of friends or colleagues

    9. Re:The solution: the cloud!!! by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Of course, they'd be completely incapable of doing things to protect against that, such as wiping browser history, disabling autocomplete, et al

  49. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A phone is different from a laptop in the sense that there is less space inside to hide explosives. The possibility of terrorists stuffing large electronics with enough explosives to bring down a plane is the concern that prompted the current, limited, US and UK bans on carrying laptops into the cabin from a handful of airports.

    This rumored ban would affect many more people, but presumably the reason for distinguishing between phones and laptops (room to hide stuff inside) remains the same.

  50. Tyarnny of the minority? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    I would think that something this ridiculous couldn't be possible in a democracy, but then I remember the backward rednecks who voted in Trump, probably never get on planes anyway. Planes are just something that those who don't live in fly-over-country use to fly over them. So why not make them as annoying as possible to use?

    1. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      I would think that something this ridiculous couldn't be possible in a democracy, but then I remember the backward rednecks who voted in Trump,

      You think this is a consequence of voting for Trump? Haven't you paying attention the past eight years under Obama? All talk about civil liberties and constitutionality, while systematically dismantling them?

      It's gullible idiots like you that keep allowing statist, totalitarian crooks like Hillary to rise to the top of the Democratic ticket. And it's not "backwards rednecks" that got Trump elected, it's people like me, people who stay home in disgust rather than vote for people like Hillary.

    2. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash: Hillary lost seven fucking months ago. I'd suggest you start paying more attention at how your elected commander in chief is doing lately.

    3. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      You think this is a consequence of voting for Trump?

      I suspect its more likely under Trump, but not necessarily. I was more thinking about the poster child Trump supporters.

      Haven't you paying attention the past eight years under Obama? All talk about civil liberties and constitutionality, while systematically dismantling them?

      I guess not. I haven't felt like civil liberties got eroded anymore so under Obama, than what they were previously. I do know that most people are frustrated with the expansion of civil liberties and how businesses, with government sanctioned business licenses, might be required to serve customers with whom the business owners disagree with. Shocking simply shocking.

      And it's not "backwards rednecks" that got Trump elected

      I highly suspect that if backward rednecks didn't pay to go to his rallies, and held Trump to the same moral standards that they hold every other politician, that he wouldn't have made it in the primaries, let alone the general election.

    4. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That statement is highly offensive.

      People in "flyover country" as you say, are well traveled. This isn't the 1950s anymore. We just choose to raise our families away from the NE and far-far-west radical people who don't reflect our values.
      Your values work for you. Fine. You aren't stupid because of them, regardless of what all my neighbors say.

      Similarly, we aren't stupid for having our values.

      After all, you don't want to be a culturally insensitive asshole, right?

    5. Re:Tyarnny of the minority? by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      I guess not. I haven't felt like civil liberties got eroded anymore so under Obama, than what they were previously.

      I suggest you fix your selective blindness and read up on what Obama actually did.

      I do know that most people are frustrated with the expansion of civil liberties and how businesses, with government sanctioned business licenses, might be required to serve customers with whom the business owners disagree with. Shocking simply shocking.

      Yes, it is shocking to anybody who believes in a free society. Of course, to people with totalitarian belief systems, this is completely natural. To you, unless something gets sanctioned by the government, people are not permitted to do it. That is your Orwellian version of "liberty".

      I highly suspect that if backward rednecks didn't pay to go to his rallies,

      I suspect that without a large number of sexist, racist, and totalitarian-leaning voters, the Democrats would be a fringe party and in the single digits.

      and held Trump to the same moral standards that they hold every other politician, that he wouldn't have made it in the primaries, let alone the general election.

      "Backwards rednecks" didn't decide this election, pissed-off former Democrats did; people like me who'd rather stay at home than vote for either of these parties.

  51. Martial Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US might ban all travel between residences in the US, without an armed security screening. Land of the FREE, cowering in fear.

  52. For those not in the know by burtosis · · Score: 2

    This has to do with isis manufacturing laptops with an integrated shaped charge so as to easily pass security yet be effective enough to rupture the wall of an aircraft. This has nothing to do with laptop battery fires. Before trump blabbed this to the Russians he met with in the Oval Office right after firing Comey, I'd already guessed this when a similar ban was implemented from middle eastern and European flights.

    1. Re: For those not in the know by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      Why not create a book shaped explosive and then put a book cover around it?

    2. Re:For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has been my suspicion, though I've yet to see anything official to support my suspicion. However, if this is indeed the threat, then allowing laptops on planes at all, anywhere on the plane, is just as high a risk as having it in the passenger cabin. Moving explosives from the passenger cabin to the cargo compartment is not a solution of any kind.

      Either laptops are not a risk, or if they are a real risk they must be banned from passenger aircraft completely. The risk is equal, no matter which part of the plane it is stored in.

    3. Re: For those not in the know by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Why not create a book shaped explosive and then put a book cover around it?

      Maybe because books don't come with a battery, wire, and lots of metal? After laptops are banned they will probably move to modding kindle fire.

    4. Re: For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Books are for commies.

      Besides, at the end of the day, making the US ban everyone's laptops out of fear is nastier than books.

    5. Re: For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if you're being serious,.. My assumption has always been that for some reason explosives and Li-ion batteries have a similar appearance in airport X-ray machines. Now that I think about it, I'm not really sure why that would be true. The "book shaped explosive" will not look like a book in an X-ray. However, I expect that your point is valid. If it is not the battery itself in a laptop, it is likely that there are any number of other common items that one could put explosives in them in such a way that they don't look unusual on an X-ray.

      This brings the question -- if specific intelligence is available, shouldn't it just be used to train the baggage screening people to distinguish these special shaped-charge-laptop-bomb things?

      There's other problems as well. First, attempts to blow up a plane from within the cabin have proven fairly ineffective because the other passengers intervene. Second, most planes will not go down if something blows a hole in the skin in one spot, it would need to be more targeted than that.

    6. Re:For those not in the know by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Is that even possible?

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re:For those not in the know by ledow · · Score: 2

      If you can make a charge that can get past security and is only the size of a laptop battery, there are an almost infinite number of things you could hide it in. And laptops would probably be the LAST thing to bother with because they are oddly-shaped, have to work, are often separate in scanning, etc.

      At that point, you could just put it in a small statue and carry it in your overhead luggage.

      Again, security through "imaginary" scenarios.

      If someone can get an bomb through security onto a plane disguised as a laptop, the problem is not the laptop. It's the bomb. Because the second you crack-down on laptops, they can make ANYTHING ELSE to disguise that bomb too.

      Try getting better scanning that doesn't let you put bombs through it. If you can't distinguish between explosive and lithium-ion batteries (although flammable, it's hard to take down a plane with one of laptop size), I suggest you employ a proper scientist rather than a "security consultant" who's being paid by the hour.

    8. Re: For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would guess the issue is that x-ray can't differentiate between battery and explosive, particularly when contained with an electronic device like a laptop with keyboard, screen, etc muddling the picture.

      On the other hand the book wouldn't camouflage it.

    9. Re:For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thought is that small amounts of explosives at a random location in the cargo hold (particularly if they are in some sort of blast-resistant container) are not guaranteed (or unlikely) to bring down an airplane (since the device cannot be guaranteed to be against the skin of the airplane). And possibly the thought is that terrorists aren't even likely to make the attempt if the result isn't highly like or guaranteed. And occasionally changing the circumstances that the terrorist must work with is not a bad thing, either.

      Of course, the tactics (on both sides) is ever-changing, so the situation a year from now is likely to be quite different.

    10. Re:For those not in the know by burtosis · · Score: 1

      If you can make a charge that can get past security and is only the size of a laptop battery, there are an almost infinite number of things you could hide it in. And laptops would probably be the LAST thing to bother with because they are oddly-shaped, have to work, are often separate in scanning, etc.

      At that point, you could just put it in a small statue and carry it in your overhead luggage.

      Again, security through "imaginary" scenarios.

      If someone can get an bomb through security onto a plane disguised as a laptop, the problem is not the laptop. It's the bomb. Because the second you crack-down on laptops, they can make ANYTHING ELSE to disguise that bomb too.

      Try getting better scanning that doesn't let you put bombs through it. If you can't distinguish between explosive and lithium-ion batteries (although flammable, it's hard to take down a plane with one of laptop size), I suggest you employ a proper scientist rather than a "security consultant" who's being paid by the hour.

      I'd agree that a specific threat is blown out of proportion. You can't just make it fit anything though, only larger devices with a battery and lots of metal and internal parts to confuse the "less apt" agents would be easiest. Therefore a laptop is the best bet because it is the most common device to satisfy these requirements.

    11. Re:For those not in the know by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      This has been my suspicion, though I've yet to see anything official to support my suspicion.

      What, you don't trust Slashdot?

      The security source said both bans were not the result of a single specific incident but a combination of factors. One of those, according to the source, was the discovery of a plot to bring down a plane with explosives hidden in a fake iPad that appeared as good as the real thing. Other details of the plot, such as the date, the country involved and the group behind it, remain secret. Discovery of the plot confirmed the fears of the intelligence agencies that Islamist groups had found a novel way to smuggle explosives into the cabin area in carry-on luggage after failed attempts with shoe bombs and explosives hidden in underwear. An explosion in a cabin (where a terrorist can position the explosive against a door or window) can have much more impact than one in the hold (where the terrorist has no control over the position of the explosive, which could be in the middle of luggage, away from the skin of the aircraft), given passengers and crew could be sucked out of any subsequent hole.

    12. Re: For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't look like a book when put through a metal detector. It looks like a book cover with a big slab of metal inside.

    13. Re:For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a bit of effort you could probably pack enough explosive into a body cavity to make a small but effective shaped charge. The hardest part would be getting a piece of copper the right shape on board.

      To prevent this devastating type of attack, all flights to, from, or within the United States will require a body cavity search in future.

      All your arse are belong to us!!!!!

    14. Re: For those not in the know by coofercat · · Score: 1

      ...because under x-ray, an explosive is super-dense, where as book pages are not. Your book will get spotted very quickly.

      However, it turns out that batteries are very similar to explosives under x-ray. As a result, you have to separate your laptop, as it has a big battery or maybe a big explosive in it. The x-ray person looks at the laptop and decides if it's legitimate or not - the x-ray shows up screen, keyboard, circuits etc, so to some extent it's possible to make a reasonable guess if a laptop is actually a laptop. I have no idea what would happen if you construct your own laptop with an RPi and a few other bits and pieces. I also don't know if you could make a battery that was powerful enough to show the laptop working, but left plenty of space for some explosive alongside. I suspect that even though battery and explosive look very similar, they're different enough that it would be spotted.

      The bottom line is that if you're looking for explosives, then batteries do really cause a problem for you. If you're flying aeroplanes, then batteries are a concern for you too as they can, without warning or obvious reason* start to heat up and catch fire. They make their own oxygen when they burn too, so the low air pressure doesn't help you.

      If your laptop is wrapped up in your suitcase, then it's actually harder to detect if it's got an explosive instead of a battery because it may not be exactly 'side on' when viewed by the x-ray scanner. Also, you may have wrapped it in your finest super-flammable clothes, so if it were to be a legitimate laptop, it might still burn very fiercely, even at low-air pressures. Putting fire suppression into the hold is an expensive business and might not be terribly effective because by the time the fire's "got out" of a slightly protective suitcase it's already pretty big and hot.

      There's been suggestion that you'd take your laptop through security and to the gate where they'd take it off you and put it in a special box in the hold. This is almost the worst of all possible solutions because first of all, unless they frisk everyone and check every bag at the gate, there's no guarantee everyone's playing along. Second, if one of those laptops does decide to catch fire, it's got plenty of other batteries around to help fuel the fire. You'd get a sort of chain reaction and before long the tech-packed box is practically molten and burning your plane down. It's slightly more possible that fire suppression might work inside the box mind you, although I believe you need to cool a burning battery to make it stop trying to catch fire again when your back is turned, so it's still questionable how such fire suppression might work (I guess it's very cold outside when you're high up, so maybe they could suck up some of that air and vent the box with it?). What happens when you start to descend is an open question. Either way, it's a long way from "throw it in a box and put it in the hold" like they do with your baby buggy or other stuff, so it's going to need some careful consideration by the *AAs of the world, the manufacturers and airlines if this is a solution that they'll ever adopt.

      So in short... it's hard to see what they're going to propose that is actually going to do any good.

      * I know the physics well enough to know there is a reason, but from an airline's point of view, it might as well be a random event.

    15. Re:For those not in the know by coofercat · · Score: 1

      ...not really - explosive doesn't look like the inside of a statue, or like any other kind of tourist tat when you're looking at them with the x-ray. There's something to be said for them looking a bit like liquids, but most liquids are easily identifiable as liquids, and so not explosives. If your statue looks like an explosive, then you won't be allowed to take it on (and you'll probably find yourself in a lot of trouble unless you can show genuine innocence of any intent - eg. "I bought it at the gift shop").

      As for 'better scanning' - any suggestions what we should use? If you do, form a company and sell it - you'll get very rich in short order.

    16. Re: For those not in the know by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      because under x-ray, an explosive is super-dense, where as book pages are not.

      Thank you for your response. I thought that book pages were dense enough for the x-rays.

    17. Re:For those not in the know by Agripa · · Score: 1

      There was a news leak recently about Isis having acquired x-ray equipment which would presumably allow them to test various laptop bomb implementations for detectability.

    18. Re: For those not in the know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that would look extremely suspicious in an x-ray, whereas these explosives in the laptop shaped like a battery where a battery should go are indistinguishable from a laptop battery to x-ray.

  53. future pre-takeoff announcements by ooloorie · · Score: 1

    The way government run airline security is going, this is what the future holds:

    Pre-takeoff announcement, around 2030: "Please remain in your seats and place your hands and feet into the shackles. We will take off after the cabin crew has secured all passengers. Please use the blowtube in front of your face if you need to use the facilities. Please note that there is a $150 fee for each bathroom trip and you will be accompanied at all times. Cabin crew of an incompatible gender and sexual orientation is available upon request."

    Pre-takeoff announcement, around 2050: "Please remain in your seat, attach the electrode cap to your head, stay calm, and breathe deeply; this ensures a quicker transition into unconsciousness and allows us to meet our tight takeoff window. When EEG monitors show that all passengers have lost consciousness, we will be taking off. If you have a medical condition that is incompatible with common anesthetics, please let the cabin crew know now. You will be held responsible for any delays due to problems related to anesthetization, and civil and criminal penalties may apply. Please note that if you soil your seat while unconscious, you will be charged a cleaning fee of $1500."

    Meanwhile, of course, politicians and CEOs will be whisked around the globe in semi-private jets, free from all the government regulations, union rules, and crony capitalism that they impose on the rest of us.

  54. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aren't 18650 cells already standard, and reasonably common now due to e-cigs?

  55. Samsung Note 7s a good option for terrorists by unixisc · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which, why don't the terrorists simply stock up on the Samsung Note 7s?

  56. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So ship your laptop separately. GP did mention that too, but I suppose you weren't going to let that stop you from whining because you just HAD to say something negative instead of learning how to read or contributing to the conversation in any meaningful way.

  57. It is time to build a railway to the USA by Max_W · · Score: 1

    from Eurasia: http://www.independent.co.uk/n...

    No security checks, beautiful nature, arriving into a city center, no baggage limit, free WiFi, etc.

    1. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Good thing there's never been a terrorist attack on a train! Oh wait...

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    2. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by Frederic54 · · Score: 1

      You have the same theater going in the USA via rail or via air... unfortunately. Only by car/bike/foot is different, but coming by plane/train and it's a mess.

      --
      "Science will win because it works." - Stephen Hawking
    3. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by Max_W · · Score: 1

      At least for a train a laptop is not a threat. I think not even a desktop can destroy the whole train.

    4. Re:It is time to build a railway to the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Trains don't work in the USA because the country is too big, the trains travel too slowly, the maintenance of the trains and rolling stock is more expensive than that for planes, and the major cities are too far apart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbEfzuCLoAQ

      No security checks? You're certainly wrong there: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=train+station+TSA

      Trains are actually one of the biggest failures in America. We have governments that won't let go of their beliefs that trains, an invention from the early 19th century, will fix our 21st century traffic problems. The truth is NOT ONE of these public transportation systems makes a profit, not even the venerable New York City Subway system. All of them are money pits that will continue to suck the life out of their local economies as long as they stay under government control. These railroads are so old, neglected, and nasty that they really are BARELY running. It's just another thing that shows how government always fails.

      LOL: the captcha was "commute".

  58. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's easy. Use a Chromebook and pick up a new one when you land. That way, all of your data is available on Google's servers for the US government to look at and decide whether they whether they want to let you into the country, before you even board the plane.

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  59. Allow clean ban on countries/people, and.... by unixisc · · Score: 1

    B'cos our courts won't let us. The first travel ban was shot down by a court in WA, then the revised ban was shot down by courts in HI, CA and now MD. When we can't cleanly ban people from 6 countries where it's impossible to vet their terrorist backgrounds, it's worth pulling all stops everywhere else so that people have to jump thru hoops to come. If one wanna blame it on Trump, go ahead. But we're not gonna risk having more Manchesters: the risks are bad as they are since we can't deport all the Muslims already here

    1. Re: Allow clean ban on countries/people, and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of Manchester was caused by an exploding laptop on a plane?

  60. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by houghi · · Score: 5, Informative

    The thing is that it does not solve the real issue. The problem is NOT the PCs. The thing is the security theater and people being ok with it.

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  61. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not when its an SSD soldered to the motherboard (Apple).

  62. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Laptops were doing this a decade ago. Every component had a little plastic cover you could remove a small screw, or just slide out. Then you could replace your memory chips, hard disk drives, battery, GPU, cooling fans, Hard disk drives and memory could be upgraded. In theory the GPU could be upgraded but no vendor then or now has ever produced a GPU upgrade (even though advertised as a premium feature).

  63. TSA laptop sale coming up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is the really expensive commercial data on the laptop's storage device that the 3 letter agancies won't mind snooping. And check your expensive laptop in a bag that is legally required to be unlockable by some nameless TSA contractor. I guess this is the government's way to share the wealth so those poorly paid TSA workers will not longer need to buy computing equipment for friends and family.

  64. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry. Being that there's a corporate-favour heavy government, all you'll have to do is pay another $2000 for you to be able to use your laptop...

    you know, for security!

    Ironic Captcha: Prices

  65. Laptop ban on aircraft by b93950 · · Score: 0

    No laptops, no cameras, no electronic watches, and soon no electronic pacemakers! Yes, leave your pacemaker in the checked bag!

  66. In your checked baggage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has it occurred to anyone else that it saves them dealing with irate customers at screening when they want to image your devices....doing it in your suitcase makes it much easier. Encryption helps, but you have to wonder who's help they have in that regard.....

  67. Looking at the bright side w.r.t. Apple by timholman · · Score: 1

    If this ban goes into place, Apple will immediately find itself losing a huge chunk of sales in the business market. Many companies require that corporate laptops remain in the control of the employee at all time. You can't check the laptop, even if you trusted that a $2K to $4K computer wouldn't immediately be pilfered by baggage handlers.

    But it's not the laptop that necessarily needs to be secure, it's the storage. If you could remove the SSD and the RAM, you could put them in your carry-on luggage, and check the rest of the computer. For that matter, you could rent a "shell" computer at your destination, install the SSD and RAM, and be ready to go .... except that (oops!) in a MacBook everything is soldered to the motherboard.

    So here's the silver lining: if this ban goes into place, Apple will need to offer a "business model" MacBook with removable storage, and possibly a removable battery, for people who routinely travel overseas. This may be anathema for a company that prides itself on "professional" models that are thin enough to shave with, but it would be a breath of fresh air to everyone who wants a laptop computer that is actually upgradeable and repairable.

    1. Re:Looking at the bright side w.r.t. Apple by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      wouldn't immediately be pilfered by baggage handlers

      On the bright side, there could be some absolute bargains coming up on eBay. Choose wisely and you might even find some juicy confidential material about your competitors, too.

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      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
  68. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by AC5398 · · Score: 1

    Special check-in baggage fee for laptops-only?

  69. Foreign or domestic by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Interesting

    the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people

    So what is it about already being in the US, that would make it impossible for a baddie to put a bomb in a laptop and board an internal flight ... on a US carrier ... full of US people?

    Once the individual has gained entry to the country (or done so by being born there), is there any special difficulty with sourcing the materials needed. Or is it just that internal flights from every little two-bit airport has so much better security than ANY of the major hubs in any country you care to mention?

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    1. Re:Foreign or domestic by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      You thought about this way more than Trump and his folks.

    2. Re:Foreign or domestic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, terrorists would never fly a US domestic flight into famous landmarks. Initial reports about the laptop ban from the middle east stated that it only applied to foreign flagged carriers, so clearly our domestic surveillance capabilities are sufficient to thwart any attack and only foreign sources beyond the competence of our intelligence agencies remain a threat.

    3. Re:Foreign or domestic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sniffer dogs and general security. The muslim countries that use dogs to detect explosives buys them from the US. Dogs are considered unclean in islam and having dogs go through and sniffing peoples belongings before boarding in the banned countries would not go down well.

      This is the incident that triggered all this:
      http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-35521646

    4. Re:Foreign or domestic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once the individual has gained entry to the country (or done so by being born there), is there any special difficulty with sourcing the materials needed. Or is it just that internal flights from every little two-bit airport has so much better security than ANY of the major hubs in any country you care to mention?

      Once you get to know the American people face to face by being in the country, you'll love them dearly and won't want to hurt any of them.

      Once you are finished slapping your thighs: that actually is our only effective weapon against terrorism. Everything else begets more terrorism. Scary, isn't it? Which is why nobody wants to think about it if they can avoid it.

    5. Re:Foreign or domestic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You thought about this way more than Trump and his folks.

      Oh yeah, because the TSA was characterized by its brilliant and well considered decisions up until a few months ago.

  70. and what do we do for in flight entertainment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since the airlines have gone wild with doing away with seatback displays (or the big CRT monitor hanging from the ceiling), replacing it with "BYOD and stream from our inflight wifi", this is going to cause a bit of customer discontent - not everyone wants to watch a movie on a phone screen.

  71. Luggage *is* in blast resistant containers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely you've seen the videos. Almost all checked bags on long haul flights is in containers which are specifically designed to be blast and fire resistant.

    1. Re:Luggage *is* in blast resistant containers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you've seen the videos. Almost all checked bags on long haul flights is in containers which are specifically designed to be blast and fire resistant.

      I've done better than that. I've worked on a flightline and had ample opportunity to examine them.

      They are a joke, as far as blast-containment goes. A freaking M80 or a cherry-bomb would open one up like a wet paper bag. They *might* protect against a small battery fire, but that's about all they're capable of.

      It's simply more security theater.

  72. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only a complete moron wouldn't be able to do it.

    Not when its an SSD soldered to the motherboard (Apple).

    I rest my case.

  73. Dear god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear god,

    We are long overdue for another flood.

    And this time, please finish the job.

    1. Re:Dear god by c-A-d · · Score: 1

      Dear AC:

      I promised I'd never do that again.

      Don't worry though, I still have asteroids to work with.

      Sincerely, God.

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  74. At the same time.... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    ....Trump wants to implement massive funding cuts for airport security. This ban will do little more than ruin the US economy and make Canadian and European airlines rich, especially when they bundle a car rental or other transit options for US & Canada. Flying to Montreal and driving south instead of NYC might be an inconvenience, but folks can at least bring their laptops. Maybe Amtrak should jump on the opportunity and put more trains on the Empire corridor.

  75. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by wwphx · · Score: 2

    I did that when I flew to Europe in '15, bought a Chromebook for the trip. But the purpose was weight saving and leaving my MacBook Air at home so I wouldn't risk it being damaged or stolen. All I needed was something for email and transferring photos from SD cards to USB sticks. And I'm quite happy with the Chromebook, I just wish mine had a keyboard light.

    Now, if I ever fly out of the country again, it's going to be to Mexico or Canada, then to my destination. I can read a paperback until I get my devices back.

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  76. Bomb on plane, no bomb, doesn't matter by yodleboy · · Score: 1

    This could just be an epic effort to taint the intel. Just by threatening this kind of attack, they are causing fear, economic damage, civil unrest. Actually blowing up a plane is just a bonus. In the meantime, while all eyes are on the most difficult and best protected targets, they can move more easily on soft targets like concerts...

  77. I Call Bullshit! by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    "That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people."

    Oh, bullshit! If any non-brain-dead terrorist had been intending to take down airliners it would have already happened! TSA is a terribly-bad joke and has failed miserably every time it's effectiveness has been tested. This is more about getting people used to having their personal devices being banned/restricted and taken from their possession and control under certain circumstances, particularly when entering or leaving the country, without any other legal probable cause. It's also about attacking civil rights including privacy.

    The reasons given for this proposal don't hold up to logic. It is security theater of the worst kind; Intended to reduce the security of the general population rather than increase it. We see the same behavior with the NSA withholding information about the existence of massive and dangerous computer security vulnerabilities in vital US infrastructure. *Your* security is their very *last* concern!

    Strat

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    1. Re:I Call Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it's harder than you think.

    2. Re:I Call Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you're an idiot. Israelis manage just fine without all the privacy-invading searches, etc etc. You actually get a knife to eat your in-flight meal with, FFS!

  78. Fly naked and drugged is next 'security measure' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A desparate measure of clueless 'security' agency. I want John Kelly to take off his shoes a 100 times on national tv, this would make us all safer

  79. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Esteanil · · Score: 3

    It's allowed in checked baggage.
    Apparently the amount of explosive they're worried about laptops containing would only be enough to break the fuselage if held against it. Such a laptop bomb exploding within the cargo section would only damage luggage.

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  80. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Hadlock · · Score: 3

    In the last 18 months there's been this external USB-C battery renaissance. As long as the seats have ~40w USB-C outlets you should be able to power most-all laptops

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  81. Old Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a super heavy old laptop that I will be travelling with. It's old, slow, but it get the job done. Just the power brick weighs as much as some newer laptops. But it's EOL, and perfect for traveling to third world countries. It's on old AMD Athlon. Since the client pays for the flight and baggage not my problem.

    And since baggage claims are paid by weight, I could probably score much more than the laptop is worth should the third world baggage monkeys break it.

    Doesn't matter, client gets billed either way.

    Could always bring the compute stick, but that is worth more than $50, which is my electronics limit for third world countries. Could always claim it on the credit card insurance, but it's just a hassle I can do without.

  82. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why we can't just build a yuge physical wall around all "bad" things such as airplanes, laptops, violence, hatred, and any sort of other philosophical differences or government dissent. There, problem solved!

  83. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol no, a small explosive anywhere on an aircraft would be catastrophic, even the baggage compartment. You do understand what happens when you have a rapidly expanding gas in a confined space, right? These aircraft are built of thin aluminium and composites, they're not exactly the most rugged of machines. This is just more security theater and limp dick bureaucrats trying to justify their existence.

  84. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No joke, they are almost all Affirmative Action hires straight out of the ghetto, at least in NY / NJ.

  85. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Removable batteries means that you can't have a standardized battery, so there's no rental market.

    Yeah, my flashlights with removable batteries have to use non-standard batteries, and it's really awkward.

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  86. Working remotely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The age of business travel is dead. My company is officially ceasing all international business flights starting next year. We can get a lot more done with with video conferencing and email and we've had some promising results with VR. While employees are saved from having to fly around and waste days on travel, they'll still be stuck on with the smaller timezone problems.

  87. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Niddix · · Score: 1

    Actually Dell used to sell upgrade GPU's for their D6x0 Latitude line. Was a little harder to replace than RAM or a hard drive but it was possible.

  88. How do they justify this? by dweller_below · · Score: 4, Informative
    If the TSA is going to make a change, they must prove that the overall benefits justify the costs. Remember that time they said they needed porno scanners? It turned out that the porno scanners didn't work. And, TSA upper management made money off the sale of the porno scanners. At this point, we should just assume that any proposed TSA change is simply another "make TSA management rich" scheme. While we wait for the TSA's analysis, lets review a few facts:

    Here are some reference pages on various types of death in the US:

    So, your chance of dying of various things in the US is:

    • - Heart disease & cancer in the US: (about 1 in 7 deaths.) For every terrorism death, there are 35,000 deaths by heart disease and cancer.
    • - Dying in a motor vehicle accident: (about 1 in 100.) For every terrorism death, there are about 2,200 deaths by motor vehicle accidents
    • - Drowning in the US: (about 1 in 1200) For every terrorism death, there are about 200 deaths by drowning.
    • - Being killed by police in the US: (about 1 in 2300) For every terrorism death, there are about 105 deaths by police
    • - Dying in a plane crash: (about 1 in 10,000) For every terrorism death, there are about 25 deaths by plane crashes
    • - Killed by lightning in the US: (about 1 in 160K.) For every terrorism death, there are about 1 and 1/2 deaths by lightning.
    • - US Citizen killed by terrorists from 2005 through 2014: (about 1 in 240K deaths.)

    The TSA failure to find weapons and explosives rate is 95%. IE, they only find 1 out of 20: https://www.theguardian.com/co...

    It looks like you could show a decrease in deaths by shutting down the TSA and spending the money on all kinds of other things. For example, you would probably save thousands of people every year, if you took the TSA's budget and used that money to give a daily carrot to everybody in America.

    Of course, the future of the KID (Karrot Issuance Daily) agency is not all shiny orange. The yearly number of carroticides might even exceed the number of US people killed by terrorists. But, even factoring in the increase of death by carrot, there still would be tremendous net positive benefit.

    1. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, you really are good at showing how easy it is to lie by (mis)using statistics.

    2. Re:How do they justify this? by dweller_below · · Score: 1
      I just realized that replacing the TSA with a agency that gives everybody a daily carrot will actually decrease the chance of carroticide (homicide via carrot.) After all, we all know that they only thing that can stop a bad guy with a carrot is a good guy with a carrot. BUT, if everybody has a carrot, all the bad guys should be stopped!

      What I actually need to analyze is the cost of outfitting all the swat teams with assault rutabagas (swedes to you Brits.)

    3. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it!!!

    4. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was absolutely brilliant. I did not know that carotene-imbibed root vegetables could be so toxic. I learned a new word today: Carotenosis. Thanks!!!

    5. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also - Is America suffering from Carotenosis?? Probably not, carotenosis is benign...

    6. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      • - US Citizen killed by terrorists from 2005 through 2014: (about 1 in 240K deaths.)

      Please include 2001.

    7. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should ban cancer, cars, water, police, airplanes, and lightning from entering the country. Amirite?

    8. Re:How do they justify this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not going to re-run the numbers for you, but it's still not as much as you might think. For every American killed by terrorism in 2001, 10 Americans were killed in an automobile accident.

  89. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  90. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    What they haven't thought about, is what happens when a regular, non-terrorist laptop gets damaged and its lithium battery ignites (which can be some time after the baggage handler tossed it into the hold). I read a report that these fires are so fierce that the cargo compartment fire suppressant system cannot handle them.

    Ironic, really. Instead of having to smuggle bombs into the planes themselves, the terrorists can just sit back and wait for the first planes to burn up due to lithium battery fires. IS can claim each one.

  91. Just in the cabin? by X10 · · Score: 1

    How does it matter if an explosive laptop is in the cabin or in the cargo bay? When it explodes, the plane goes down. In both cases, the person who brought the thing on board, dies too. So, how does it matter?

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  92. Other way by guygo · · Score: 1

    Let the laptops fly, ban all incoming passengers

  93. One deep Rabbit hole by cutefatbird · · Score: 2

    Because we have yet to see any supporting evidence and this idea is being pushed by US intelligence agency's also in charge of data collection, we should wonder if this is really about creating an environment where data is forced to flow over the network and can be intercepted, (perhaps a first step) if we ban laptops surely other devices must follow. Where does this rabbit hole end?

  94. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mysidia · · Score: 1

    In the latest Macbook/Macbook Pro Retinas with the Touch Bar Apple SOLDERS the SSD to the board to prevent
    the user from upgrading it ---- this also means you cannot remove it, Or if your laptop becomes damaged then you're screwed, no way to move your data, and Apple stores won't help you extract data, not for a million bucks.

  95. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just as you could be ejected from a shop for not wearing a shirt, if you want the INconvenience of flying you have to abide by their rules while doing so.

    FTFY

  96. Wrong Demon by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    We all know that it is the demon saxophone that has lured our young women into whoring, drug addiction and promiscuity. And now they try to blame all the woes of society upon laptops. It is just the devil trying to get you to ignore the evil saxophones. That siren voice just compels listeners into the satanic realms. Maybe these people are using laptops to spread the evil influence of saxophones. I must run now i have some witches that must be burned.

  97. Another odd aspect of these proposed changes by zuki · · Score: 4, Informative

    If they are considering banning laptops on flights out of the US... can someone/anyone please explain how a domestic outbound flight is different from an international one. This argument doesn't even make sense.

    Lest we forget, it bears remembering that the hijacked flights that took down the Twin Towers were domestic ones... why would a terrorist only take his explosives on to an international flight? If they enact this ban, it would have to be on every flight, domestic or international.

    1. Re:Another odd aspect of these proposed changes by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      It's because the people in charge know that a domestic flight ban would be economically intolerable (due to how it would deter people from making business trips), while they don't realize how the same is true of international flights.

  98. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    Then why have a laptop at all?

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  99. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone loves more dongles, and an external battery is probably the biggest one you can get your hands on. Sounds ideal for a airplane tray table.

  100. full of U.S. people? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    That's the thing that they are obsessed with, the terrorists, the idea of knocking down an airplane in flight, particularly if it's a U.S. carrier, particularly if it's full of U.S. people.

    So this restriction will apply to domestic flights?

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    1. Re:full of U.S. people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course not. It doesn't support the security theater aspect of "drumpf's protecting you from ferengi"...

  101. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The thing is that it does not solve the real issue. The problem is NOT the PCs. The thing is the security theater and people being ok with it.

    No, the REAL problem is the US and the UK going to other countries and killing the people who live there in an effort to
    control the resources of those countries.

    In the end it would be more cost-effective to pay for those resources in cash than to engender hate among millions of people.
    If you don't agree with this, consider how YOU would feel if some other country attacked your neighborhood with drones and killed your family. I'm not a Muslim nor am I a supporter of any form of terrorism, but the notion that the US and UK are innocent victims is something only an idiot or a very young child would believe.

  102. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's so inconvenient then you shouldn't mind finding a different method of getting to your destination and you can stop complaining now.

  103. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we are talking about possibilities, a battery explosive going off and taking a plane down on a flight in the next 10 years... is still far less than you dying in a car accident on your way to work...

  104. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are stupid if you buy one of those.

  105. Credible threat. by DrYak · · Score: 2

    It's why I still can't take my water bottle on any flight despite there having never in the history of aviation ever been a credible threat related to liquids.

    There *IS* a credible threat related to liquids...
     
    ...a threat to the profits of the businesses selling liquids at a steep price on the other side of the security checks.

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    1. Re:Credible threat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, bring an empty bottle and refill it from the bathroom sinks after security checks. No need to pay stiff prices - many places has perfectly drinkable tap water. (A few do not - e.g. too much chlorine in their lousy water.)

    2. Re:Credible threat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really if you're intelligent. Last time I flew I brought a water bottle. It was empty when I went through security and nobody cared. When I got to the other side I filled it at a drinking fountain. The airport even supplied the water bottle filling fountains all over the place. The toiletries are far more inconvenient than any limit to water bottles.

    3. Re:Credible threat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a nutty idea. The airline gives you drinks in flight.

    4. Re:Credible threat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The airline gives you drinks in flight.

      Yeah but in same case you have to give them money in exchange for the drinks they "give" you.

  106. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ``I doubt you'd have much luck getting a full sized wireless keyboard and a display on board, as both are electronic devices greater than the allowed size.''

    I doubt you'd have much luck being able to even use a full sized keyboard, seeing how cramped seats are now. I gave up after only a few minutes trying to use my laptop on my last flight; too little space to use comfortably. Heck, there was barely enough space to open up a magazine for reading. Maybe trans-oceanic flights are roomier but trying to use a laptop on domestic flights was a waste of time.

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  107. say no to Tourism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tourism doesn't bring any money in right?

  108. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not?

  109. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

    That way if the laptop gets damaged, your data is safe and the airline has to buy you a new laptop.

    Which airline? They all seem to say "You assume the risk of us breaking your stuff if you put it into checked baggage."

    Additionally, most seem to say "Don't check your laptop because we can't be sure it won't get broken." Except now you have to. wah-wah.

  110. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Size matters... I mean, that's what I've heard..

    Quite true. Faggots prefer small penises so that their anuses don't hurt so much when they get penetrated.

  111. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1-2 day business trips are common, Shipping the laptop for a 1 day trip is stupid. You'd need to have two laptops to avoid loss of productivity. Basically , a terrorist coughs and we spend millions on napkins

  112. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its is not the battery, but rather the SPACE is occupies that could be filled with something else. A fake battery that just powers the the screen, when checked, could be used.
    Examining the history of persons involved in doing shit to people around them in a spectacular way, boils down to a common profile, followers of a religion that advocates holy war. Usually young, male, and of middle eastern DNA, not 86 year old grand maws from Idaho.
    This means that the majority of travelers in the western sphere should not be anal probed.

  113. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's closer to winning the Powerball in point of fact. If terrorism is anywhere remotely on someone's radar for shit they're scared of as an American, they're a fucking moron who could use a healthy dose of practical thinking and pragmatic response.

  114. What am I missing here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Admittedly, none of us (or at least very few of us) here have any insider knowledge of exactly what the threat is. But what I don't get - if the bad guys are able to somehow make a nefarious device that isn't detected in going through security, does having it in the cargo hold vs. the passenger deck really make a difference?

  115. Any countries lowering the bar? by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    I can't be bothered with this.

    Which places are lowering the bar to encourage business and won't respond to the terrorists no matter what?

  116. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's easy. Use a Chromebook and pick up a new one when you land.

    Even easier: don't visit countries openly hostile to foreigners and their rights. Everything else is just asking for further escalation. You need to be the one drawing the line here since the U.S. obviously can no longer be relied on doing that anywhere sane.

  117. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by houghi · · Score: 1

    The Airlines are against it.

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  118. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, and that would probably be OK.

    Since Trump can't keep his mouth shut we know that the reason for this new rule is because an Israeli spy found out that ISIS is experimenting with laptop bombs. I don't know if they were trying to make the battery explode or if they are replacing the battery with something more explosive.

    The thing is that a laptop is a nice blackbox that doesn't raise suspicion when you can't see through it with x-ray.
    You can hide a bomb in and they are typically allowed on planes.

    If you take your laptop apart before the flight so that every component can be clearly inspected then there isn't really any reason to prevent you from taking it on board.
    Same thing with your makeshift laptop from a phone with external screen.

    The laptop-ban isn't there to prevent you from taking a laptop aboard, it is a simplification to let untrained personnel prevent you from taking a bomb disguised as a laptop on board.

  119. Thereby decreasing flighty by 50% or more? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already now do not like to fly to the US for several political reasons, ... but with that even more people will avoid in personal business meetings like the plague. And tourist may also go see other things.

    I certainly do not want to waste 10+ hours on a flight doing nothing, and have my laptop luggage lost or whatever. Also: Have your laptop / smartphone confiscated at the US boarded, because you are in Linux programming, touched crypto libs and such. No thanks.

    This is how far the free and open western society has come. Sad. Just sad.

  120. Misguided by jandersen · · Score: 1

    I understand the necessity of stopping terrorists - I doubt anyone would disagree - but it is only firefighting, I think. As we see more and more, they just find other ways - they recruit disenfranchised Americans, they find ways into American infrastructure via the internet etc; both of which are easy targets, I'm sad to say, particularly in America.

    And I think it is naive and simplistic to think that terrorism is merely about "killing Americans because they hate freedom". True, some terrorists are religious fanatics, who want to bring about the end of the world and the final judgement, but I think most of the high-ranking ones are simply crime-bosses who have found it to be a lucrative business, and a large proportion of their cannon-fodder are disenfranchised, young people, whose journey into radicalisation should be understood as a form of self-destructive behaviour similar to self-harming, suicide and drug-addiction. The only way to stop the terrorism problem from getting more out of hand is by fixing the problems in our society, that produce vulnerable, young people: the inequality, the lack of real hope, the absense of opportunities if you are born into the wrong place. When you grow up knowing from your earliest years, that you are worthless - born a loser - no matter how hard you try, it is very, very hard to break out, and it is very hard not to come to hate those well-fed bastards, with their smug opions, whose life looks so easy by comparison - especially when you are told all the time that you are lose because you are lazy and stupid. I know - I made that journey.

  121. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    The bigger the package, the bigger the bomb that can be hidden in it. And as we all know, the bigger the bomb, the bigger the boom.

  122. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by guyniraxn · · Score: 1

    And many company policies prohibit checking laptops due to risk of damage or theft. Based on my experience flying, it's a more than reasonable concern.

  123. Total effing bullshit. by persicom · · Score: 1

    What's to prevent the same laptop with explosives, banned from the cabin, from blowing up in the cargo hold on a timer?

  124. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by persicom · · Score: 1

    And the same laptop in luggage can't be remotely triggered from the cabin with a cell? Or on a timer? Sleep until gps reads 31000ft for 30 minutes. Boom.

  125. More theater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not a laptop ban on all flights. Remember, all the 9/11 flights were domestic. Even if there is a credible international threat, a ban on international flights to and from the US would just cause a shift plans not in tactics.

  126. So why so long to figure this out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 10 years ago, I happened to see an image of a laptop going thru an X-ray machine.
    I noted how the batteries looked like a big pile of goo with some wires and little hard pieces attached.
    It was obvious that this was a good place to hide a gadget and so it was probably something best not publicized.

    So now this is known in the news.
    So why did it take so long?
    The TSA must have known about it for quite a while, since they put in the take your laptop out of the case and the power it up rile some time ago.
    But the bad guys apparently didn't know about it until recently.

    Are the bad guys really slower than the TSA?
    Seems unlikely, but the sequence of events seems to show otherwise.

  127. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Excelcia · · Score: 2

    If you think that checking laptops is about aircraft security, then I'm sorry but you are new.

    It doesn't matter what actual reasoning they give for the proposed rule. Taking the batteries out of your laptop will not help. It's not about batteries. It's not about bombs. It's about US authorities having unfettered access to your laptop for the X amount of hours between when you check it and when you collect it. I'd highly recommend people start putting security tape on their laptops when they fly anywhere, not just the US. The kind that can't be removed and put back on without being visually obvious. Whole-disk-encryption is also a great idea, but can only help by denying them access to your data, it can't prevent them from installing malware.

    Things you can do to mitigate an adversary having physical access to your computer:
    - Separate your hard drive from your laptop and take the hard drive as carry on. This will be easier if it's an SSD drive.
    - Use whole-disk-encryption like VeraCrypt. When you get your laptop back, DO NOT boot from the hard drive. Instead boot from a VeraCrypt rescue disk that was previously burned and preferable carried with you in carry on. When you do, ensure you replace the bootloader with one that is from the previously burned disc.
    - If you use Linux and whole-disk-encryption, then make sure you have an image of the unencrypted boot partitions and/or boot loaders. Again, this must be taken with you in carry on.
    - If you cannot do any of the above, at the VERY least take the time to boot into a live CD version of Linux and take a hash of your hard drive. Make sure that none of the filesystems on your drive are mounted when you do this. This will take some time, and you cannot boot your computer normally between the time you take the hash and the time you verify the hash. However, this will tell you if anything has been changed on your hard drive between when you checked it and collected it. It won't tell you what has changed, but it will at least give you a heads up that you can't trust your laptop any more.

  128. Business opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry, this is just part of their business plan. In a couple months new "scanners" will be out that can detect whatever this threat is, and they'll sell them to all the airports and then you'll be able to take your laptop with you again. They have to have some reason to replace all the hardware every two years or so.

  129. Or a can of soda. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, impossible.

  130. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a strange target for that quote.

  131. Better Idea by VirtualJWN · · Score: 0

    Just Ban Muslims on All flights Everywhere. Problem Solved. While we are at it, Get rid of H-1b Visas and Foreign Student Visas. Again, problem solved. And don't give the B.S> answer that we need "smart foreigners", because, that is just not true. Simple answer, from a college and business standpoint, it is cheaper to get foreign students because its easier to fill seats in college, nd in business, when you have people that will live 10-15 per suburban house you can pay them less. It is time for the Muslims to get rid of our problem, and frankly by REALLY inconveniencing the majority they'll be forced to pressure on the "Few" and clean up this mess.... 64k question is "Do they really want to?" Or is this the systematic problem/goal of Islam? The silent masses seem to confirm that the "minority" is really doing the work to rid the world of "infidels". Same "infidels" by the way that go our of their way to bring them to the USA and exploit them for labor. While at the same time taking seats in classes and jobs that American CAN and WOULD do! So MR or MS MBA, EVEN IF you want the Muslims here because they are "Cheap Labor", Question is Do you want/need your laptop more?

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    1. Re:Better Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just Ban Muslims on All flights Everywhere. Problem Solved.

      TSA guy: "Are you or have you ever been a Muslim?"
      Terrorist "Nuh-uh!"
      TSA guy: "OK, on you go"

      In other words, you're a retard. There is no way to tell if someone is a Muslim by race (there are white, black, asian etc.Muslims) or appearance (yes, 'Muslim beards' could be removed for terror attacks), and just about every country in the world has a significant Muslim population, so you can't do it by country. It's literally impossible (unless perhaps you waterboard everyone before the flight and then eventually they'll all confess to being Muslim so nobody gets to fly anywhere and everybody's safe).

      So the question is, how do you come up with a reliable, practical method of telling if a person who is pretending to not to be a Muslim is in fact a Muslim, given that a smart terrorist would probably just they they didn't know much or care much about any religion?

  132. Security is a joke by wolff000 · · Score: 1

    This makes no one safer just makes flying more inconvenient. Now I only fly when I absolutely have to. It might take an extra day to drive but I rather do that at this point than deal with the airport. This just gives me one more reason to avoid it.

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

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  133. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not true. I saw you being fucked by a huge big black cock just a few days ago and you were loving it.

  134. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'm quite happy with the Chromebook, I just wish mine had a keyboard light.

    If it's got brown keys with white letters like my Asus, stick-on black on white keyboard letters will make it usable in much lower light.

    Or you could get a clip-on light (but I expect you'd thought of that).

  135. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Example stick-ons https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00SYG7Y2O/ref=twister_B00SYG7ROE?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

  136. What would El Al do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite the Fight Club reference, I'm actually mean that as a serious question.

    El Al has some of, if not THE, best security in air travel. Why doesn't the US just do what the Israelis do? I mean, I find it hard to believe that they are anywhere near as childish in their approach as the TSA is.

    Anyone have experience flying in and out of Israel on El Al? How does it compare to flying in and out of the U.S.?

  137. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by pakar · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but you have to take that out before you are allowed to board the plane. If you refuse we remove it by force before we kick you out of the airport.

  138. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airplane could have seats with just a connector you plug the laptop into during the flight. If needed it could all be connected to a shared battery somewhere to cover for power-usage spikes... They could even charge you a few extra $$ for the service when in economy.. All similar to the power-outlets they have for some seats on airplanes.

    Your own battery would be in the checkin-luggage and reconnected to the laptop-body after arriving.

  139. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by Agripa · · Score: 1

    If people aren't allowed to carry them on, and they surely don't want to trust them to the baggage throwers, how are they supposed to bring a laptop with them on a business trip?

    Pack your laptop with your firearm.

  140. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lassie could hear that dog whistle from Pluto! Racists gonna race......

  141. Re:The solution NOT the cloud by vandamme · · Score: 1

    Carry 2 flash drives. One has all the data you need for the meeting, the other is a Linux distro you boot the borrowed PC off of.

  142. You mean Free Getting Hacked Service! by n329619 · · Score: 1

    This is /. and on the tech section. How can no one think of people adding in keyloggers in software and/or hardware to the rented laptop to get more money?

  143. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    In the end it would be more cost-effective to pay for those resources in cash than to engender hate among millions of people

    You are not considering the economic benefits of creating unrest around the world for countries selling the more powerful weapons in the world.

    And the long term benefit of dominating a country and controlling its trade once it has submitted to your will.

  144. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    Or... just run linux on a USB stick or SD card and then pop it into any Intel based PC/laptop/tablet once you arrive and save yourself the purchase cost.

    Also, encrypt your stick and include a Windows partition with random data on it, so the border guards won't intrude on your business.

  145. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    I like your ideas, but I don't think you go far enough.

    Don't even have any unencrypted partitions on your Linux with whole-disk-encryption. Instead have the boot drive on a micro SD card. Then put the SD card in a smooth oval container. Lather the container in jelly and stick it up your butt. But sure to go before you do this so that you don't flush your boot loader into the Rockies mid-flight.

  146. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    If you're really serious about security, having any significant time in which someone else has access to your laptop not in your presence destroys the usefulness of the laptop to you, so you may as well give it away or sell it and buy a new one.

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  147. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    As long as the seats have ~40w USB-C outlets you should be able to power most-all laptops

    That'll be business/ first class only then. Certainly not in cattle class seats.

    Just how much would you be prepared to pay for this. Or, more precisely, how much additional do you think the beancounters in the Transport Office of your employer will be prepared to reimburse you? I bet it'll be approximately a big fat zero.

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  148. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    the economic benefits of creating unrest around the world for countries selling the more powerful weapons in the world.

    That would be ... ummm .... China, Russia ... Sweden ... and of course the peace-loving Swiss.

    Well we know which one of those has a pawn residing in the White House.

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  149. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Or if your laptop becomes damaged then you're screwed, no way to move your data, and Apple stores won't help you extract data, not for a million bucks.

    If only there were a simple alliterative mantra espousing the benfits of regularly backing up your data on a schedule so that any losses from hardware failure are easily remedied. Something like "backup early ; backup often ; back up soon."

    Or something like that.

    I mean, we've been touting the necessity of a backup schedule for home computers for what is it - 40 years now?

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  150. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like you need to investigate the comparative cost of posting your goods as fully insured packages. And, of course, a suitable flight case.

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  151. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Sleep until gps reads 31000ft for 30 minutes.

    Technical fail : do you realise that GPS decoders need to be able to receive radio signals from at least four satellites to work. And those signals don't penetrate through metal sheet very well. Try using your GPS inside a warehouse one day.

    IF your phone has a barometer, then that might be a workable trigger.

    And the same laptop in luggage can't be remotely triggered from the cabin with a cell?

    Oh, I get it. You actually don't know how mobile phone technology works. Or you're still thinking of some bizarre early 1990s pre-GSM analogue concoction you power from a couple of motorcycle batteries.

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  152. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    - Separate your hard drive from your laptop and take the hard drive as carry on. This will be easier if it's an SSD drive.

    Errr, this point needs elaboration. Just how would it be significantly easier changing an SSD in (say) 2.5in SATA form factor than it would be changing a RR (rotating rust) drive in 2.5in SATA form factor. OK - I'll admit that I've never seen an SSD drive, but all the adverts specify that they're a drop-in replacement for a RR drive. So there should be no difference in their installation or maintenance.

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  153. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by mysidia · · Score: 1

    If only there were a simple alliterative mantra espousing.....

    This is Not a valid justification for making your primary storage Or your backup less portable/flexible, less durable and more likely to fail.

    I would say if your junk is soldered to the board, then having a single backup is not adequate --- You now need 1 more backup set to be kept maintained than you should have needed otherwise, because you've eliminated a whole class of recovery solutions that have very high success rates for the vast majority of real-world incidents.

  154. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what, exactly is the point of being rude and obnoxious? Oh. I get it. You are technically superior to most all humans on the planet. How's that working out from your mother's basement?

    Oh and the AC post is because I am too lazy to log into this browser. It's me, persicom, replying to you.

  155. Or read the articles by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    ...or, we could read the articles and find that the bans and proposed expanded bans are only from specific airports from terrorist laden locations. It's a good thing to have the extra security from these locations while still managing to avoid inconveniencing everyone else. Let's face it, when you travel to and from these locations you are taking on extra risk. When the governments of these other countries root out and deal with their security problems, I'm sure these measures will no longer be necessary.

    All is as it should be, basically.

  156. Re: Maybe this opens up a market for modular lapto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While technically true, there is enough GPS signal penatrating into the plane cabin to get a lock. It usually takes a while, but it does work. Fun fact: The GPS receiver works even if the phone is in "airplane mode".

  157. Hacking or explosives? by tanawts · · Score: 1

    I'm confused. Is it really only the fear of explosives that airlines are worried about or the fact that on several occasions, it has been proven that someone with a laptop can hack into the airplane's network from their seat on the plane?

  158. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by c-A-d · · Score: 1

    Trans-oceanic flights aren't any roomier. It's cattle class all the way. I'm so glad I don't travel for work anymore.

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  159. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by c-A-d · · Score: 1

    > - Separate your hard drive from your laptop and take the hard drive as carry on. This will be easier if it's an SSD drive.

    Why is it easier if the drive is an SSD?

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  160. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Of course a single backup is not adequate. Rotate full- and incremental- backups between onsite and offsite. More frequent incrementals than fulls, but a mix of both. Prove your backup system by a bare-metal restore. We know the procedures and mindsets to apply. The issue is that you have to have that mindset.

    Single storage device soldered to a board? The only person who could possibly have come up with that idea is a marketing arsehole who calculated that the number of tech-savvy users they'd lose would be less than the profit from tech-non-savvy users who brought multiple devices. Now ... where does that sound like? Smells like Apple to me. AmIrite? (I honestly don't know, because I've not considered getting an Apple device since I got rid of my Mac after several years - didn't like the user interface.)

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  161. Re:Maybe this opens up a market for modular laptop by syntotic · · Score: 0

    Oscurantism is winning, but none of you would go help understand those decision makers the error of their ways, would you? Tablets are not enough, but a tablet can also hide a potent enough explosive to make a hole in an airplane and that is it. Wouldnt it be easier to forbid Arabs from taking airplanes not their own? This ban is a personal affront in fact.