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Evidence Suggests Updated Timeline Towards Yellowstone's Supervolcano Eruption (nytimes.com)

Camel Pilot writes: Geologist have been aware of fresh magma moving in the Yellowstone's super volcano system. Previously this was thought to precede an eruption by thousands of years. Recent evidence by Hannah Shamloo, a graduate student at Arizona State University, demonstrates that perhaps the timeline from the underground basin filling to eruption is more on the scale of decades. A super volcano eruption has the power to alter life's story on this earth and even destroy all life on a continent. In light of this, it seems like a good time to invest some effort and resources into finding ways to prepare, delay or deflect the potential threat. The research was presented at the International Association of Volcanology and Chemistry of the Earth's Interior (IAVCEI) 2017 conference in Portland, Oregon.

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  1. a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems like the thing to do to get recognition in the scientific community these days is to come up with catastrophic predictions. Between global warming, asteroids, Yellowstone, mass extinctions, blah blah blah the list just goes on and on. I really have tuned most of this noise out. It's just people looking to get their name out there on a story that will get eyeball traffic. It's kind of like a modern-day biblical doomsayer.

    1. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that the scientists are correct about Yellowstone. The problem is that fools like you want to take the rest of humanity down with you when it does go off.

    2. Re:a pattern lately by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Asteroids, and a super volcano, do not seem to be due to human interaction, it is just a natural disaster that we will need to make sure we have a plan for dealing with. If we can't stop it, at least have an emergency infrastructure out there to move large scale of people.

      Global Warming and Mass Extinction, are slow disasters which is why there are so many more deniers, first they are cause by us and our life styles (which people take exception too) and second there isn't a single simple cause and fix, it requires a long fix having a change in our culture and how we do things.

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    3. Re:a pattern lately by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      We'll just have to escape into the long earth

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    4. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like the thing to do to get recognition in the scientific community these days is to come up with catastrophic predictions. Between global warming, asteroids, Yellowstone, mass extinctions, blah blah blah the list just goes on and on. I really have tuned most of this noise out. It's just people looking to get their name out there on a story that will get eyeball traffic. It's kind of like a modern-day biblical doomsayer.

      While mostly true, it's likely not everything will happen "after you're long gone"... Disasters do happen everywhere regularly... One day you're laughing at all this ridiculous nonsense, and the next your city has been entirely devastated by a tsunami, a hurricane, an earthquake, or a volcano...

      Disbelief won't save you then.

      Nature won't stop or even delay a supervolcano cycle for you.

    5. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What, exactly, are you going to do to prevent its eruption? Send it a strongly-worded letter?

    6. Re:a pattern lately by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

      Back in the 1970's, a couple of USGS geologists predicted that Mt St Helens was going to erupt soon. And you know what? It did.

    7. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so because a bunch of corporate bigwigs import cheap labour because the politicians you voted for enabled them to, you want to kill yourself?

      I don't get it

    8. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What, exactly, are you going to do to prevent its eruption? Send it a strongly-worded letter?

      And send another, if it refuses to heed the first one!

    9. Re: a pattern lately by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      This isn't genetic, but education. A lot of these areas which have people with deplorable values (what you consider deplorable is up to you) will often live with like minded people, so there isn't an equal spread of education of such ideas. If they live in an environment that accepts the idea of the educational elites conspiring to control the population, you will just not listen to this group of people. If you live in an environment where you see these educated elites and find for the most part they are just trying to get basic funding so they get the resources for their study, and be able to eat.

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    10. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll just get the government to impose an eruption tax on it.

    11. Re: a pattern lately by goose-incarnated · · Score: 0

      This isn't genetic, but education. A lot of these areas which have people with deplorable values (what you consider deplorable is up to you) will often live with like minded people, so there isn't an equal spread of education of such ideas. If they live in an environment that accepts the idea of the educational elites conspiring to control the population, you will just not listen to this group of people. If you live in an environment where you see these educated elites and find for the most part they are just trying to get basic funding so they get the resources for their study, and be able to eat.

      I've read this twice, but I still cannot understand what it is you are trying to say. Long day, was it?

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    12. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the old saying goes, a broken clock is right twice a day.

      Predict a wide variety of doom and gloom scenarios that could happen at any time and you're bound to be right occasionally.

    13. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you clinically retarded? The scientists were wrong.

    14. Re: a pattern lately by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're white he's saying it's your fault.

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    15. Re: a pattern lately by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Two approaches come to mind, both of which are probably too massive to actually be undertaken. One is to cool the magma, by drilling a grid of holes and pumping water into them. (Use the heated water or steam for electric power plants.) The other is to break up the surface to a depth of several miles (underground nuclear bombs), so that any eruption will be just magma flows rather than an explosion.

      Could either work? I don't even pretend to know. Would either attempt cause more problems than it solved? I wouldn't be surprised. At least some examination of possibilities should be done.

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    16. Re: a pattern lately by hey! · · Score: 5, Interesting

      There really is no difference. The problem here is the belief that Nature owes our civilization something. Nature is neither benevolent nor malevolent toward us; it is indifferent to our fate.

      Supervolcano eruptions are a fact. The study of the geologic record post-dates the emergence of our civilization, so it isn't surprising that the way our civilization operates doesn't take the possibility supervolcanoes into account.

      GP's reaction is fairly typical of the "reasoning" of the benevolent nature school: a supervolcano eruption in the near future would be a threat to civilization, therefore we can discount that possibility. That reasoning applies across the board to anything like climate change or sea level rise. We're not prepared for it, therefore it can't happen..

      It took 4.5 billion years for an intelligent species to emerge on the planet. In our species 300,000 year history, civilization is a novelty, barely 5,000 years old, the most recent 1.6% of our species' lifespan. Yet because 1000 years is a long time to us as individuals, we see civilization as something enduring and stable. There's no evidence to support that notion on a geologic timescale.

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    17. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, when you have a constant drumbeat of doom and gloom over the decades, you start to think it's more "Chicken Little" fake news than "Peter Cried Wolf". Every model of global warming has been wrong, and the largest research groups have been exposed as manipulating their input data to hide historical warm periods to make the present look hotter. The public is supposed to give up their freedoms and money for a disaster that never comes. Now we're being told that a Super Volcano is going to erupt "soon" and we have to throw even more money at "research or else". And please ignore our previous models of volcanic eruption, because this time it's different.

    18. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Massive radioactive magma flows sounds like a good solution to you? jesus H Christ

    19. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't heard much about using atomic explosions to make room, but cooling the dome is at least plausible.

      The most viable cooling idea is to come in at a very shallow angle and intercept the magma dome deep underground, on its side (drilling through the top could destabilize it.) The angle would be so shallow that the drills would actually start outside the park

      You would have to extract gigawatts of steam to meaningfully harden the magma dome.
      The wonderful side effect of that would/could be a LOT of carbon free electricity that you could ship off to population centers via HVDC

      To pull this off would require a lot of public commitment and long term thinking. In other words, don't get your hopes up. Sad because there is so much value in it. More, I would argue, than Mar's colonies or silly schemes to shoot rich people between cities in ballistic missiles, or whatever the current fantasy is..

    20. Re:a pattern lately by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Perhaps 1980 was "soon" in 1930 for a geologist.

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    21. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, there's an intelligent species here?

    22. Re: a pattern lately by sudonim2 · · Score: 1

      Civilization predates agriculture. There were permanent settlements 15,000 years ago. I don't know where you pulled that 5,000 year number out of; perhaps a supervolcano?

    23. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have the instructions for a stepper box?

    24. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      They would be far far better than a cataclysmic eruption that sends dozens of cubic kilometers of dust and rock into the upper atmosphere wreaking fiery death on everything on the continent while blotting out the sun on the entire planet for decades leading to all plants to die and then anything bigger than a cockroach starving to death.

    25. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Threaten to throw everyone from a chosen religion into a volcano until you pick the right one and god comes back and stops the volcano. Or all the religious nuts are gone. Win win basically.

    26. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first they are cause by us and our life styles

      I think people take exception about the "life styles" portrayal, as if our lives are all about "style" and therefore demanding wholesale disruptive change to our entire society is merely like asking people to choose different color shoes.

      It is the Hollywood elite style of activism... you know fly the jet over to the conference about reducing our impact on climate and then have a big cocktail party after and everyone feels good as long as you use recycled napkins.

      There are now nearly 8 billion people on this planet and it isn't merely our "style" that is impacting the planet... it is our very existence. To pretend otherwise is the real denial.

      To have less impact on other species or on climate, we are going to need to change policies not just on pollution and habitat destruction, but on steadily rolling back population growth. It doesn't have to necessarily be as extreme as China's one child policy. It can be a two child type of policy with tax incentives for replacement population.

      But it does also need to be anti-immigrant in that it penalizes countries that are exporting their people because of unsustainable population growth. The higher the population density the more illiberal the policies are going to need to be.

      We can't rely on technology rushing in to save the day. Necessity will probably drive some technological innovation to allow for more population growth, but the attitude that we will just somehow find a way to make do with available resources regardless of the number of people is reckless.

      The vast majority of people today are already living "lifestyles" of uncertainty and technology alone can only do so much to make that better.

    27. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cooling it always seemed like a terrible idea to me. Cooling the top layer to create a shell seems like what you would do to make it worse. Seems like enclosing your gun powder in a lead pipe instead of just letting it explode in open air.

    28. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just your fault. The fact you're white is a coincidence.

    29. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe deniers base their position on the fact that since we have begun collecting accurate global temperature averages with satellites there has been no increase in the average global temperature. The Global CO2 levels have increased without any correlations to Global Temp. Maybe that's why.
      Ok, cherry pick some anecdotal and localized phenomena. Tell everyone how some specific variance in a species of insect in one location can detect a global variation that our global satellite can't. Let me guess, there was a hurricane, and that proves global warming so you feel free to condescend to the 'deniers'.

    30. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well done. You win the stupid comment of the day award. I'd ask you back you to back up what you say but I imagine you couldn't even back up your car if it had an automatic backup pedal.

    31. Re:a pattern lately by doctorvo · · Score: 0

      Global Warming and Mass Extinction, are slow disasters which is why there are so many more deniers

      "Mass extinction" is a technical term and the loss of species we are experiencing doesn't meet the criteria.

      "Global warming" is happening to a limited degree, but it's unclear whether it's a "disaster"; what is completely clear is that none of the proposed policies for dealing with it are effective.

      "Deniers" is a loaded term deliberately reminiscent of "Holocaust deniers"; it is used by irrational political ideologues are using to manipulate public opinion and prevent any kind of rational discussion.

      it requires a long fix having a change in our culture and how we do things.

      Most anthropogenic carbon emissions will naturally come to an end within a few decades as renewables become more efficient. Therfore we don't need to "change our culture"; it is our culture of free enterprise that is bringing about this change.

      The fact that ideologues are trying to use climate change to "change our culture" is what angers people, and the fact that they are trying to use it to impose additional controls on the economy is counterproductive: generally, the more government controls the economy, the more the environment suffers.

    32. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear hastags work well. Maybe all it really wants is a job.

    33. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And eliminating most global warming concerns. So not all bad news. /s

    34. Re:a pattern lately by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Some are also claiming that all of the vehicle and air traffic are setting up a resonance in the crust that is spurring volcanic reactions as evidenced by an uptick in eruptions over the last hundred years.

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    35. Re: a pattern lately by hey! · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If your bar for "civilization" is "possesses any sort of permanent artificial shelter," sure. But I see that more as a precursor to civilization, which involves specialization and political organization. If the survivors of a catastrophic event were reduced to living in isolated huts with no political or economic organization above the immediate family group, I'd call that an end to civilization.

      However I can use your benchmark and my point still stands.

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    36. Re: a pattern lately by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 3, Informative

      The geologic timescale is exactly why the odds are against an eruption in the next few decades. And with an eruption that massive, there are likely to be years of very clear and indisputable warning signs all over the region. I highly doubt a supervolcano eruption will catch civilization by surprise.

      As a recent (by geologic scales) example, no one was surprised by Mt St Helens actually erupting. Everyone knew it was coming. Only the precise timing was unknown. And the way it erupted was surprising, of course. But at this point, scientists are pretty good at predicting impending eruptions. I just don't think predicting one decades out is anything more than speculation, considering that this is a pretty radical departure from conventional wisdom.

      For extra-ordinary claims like this, you'll need fairly extraordinary evidence. And not to impune Ms. Shamloo, but this is a grad student we're talking about, not a professional volcanologist with decades of actual experience. As such, it's wise to consider the source of this theory in regards to its feasibility.

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    37. Re: a pattern lately by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Funny

      NO. That is the British strategy. The American way involves sheriffs and posses.

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    38. Re:a pattern lately by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      we are going to need to change policies not just on pollution and habitat destruction, but on steadily rolling back population growth.

      Well, we can start by killing all the lawyers.

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    39. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bonus, is the people left will be intelligent enough to actually recognize and at least try to solve the problem scientifically!

    40. Re:a pattern lately by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The problem, is what would be considered a life style change? The problem isn't just stop doing one thing. But change how you approach your life and your life choices. It isn't about just using recycled napkins, but going with cloth ones, and washing them in bulk or not using them all together. It isn't about ditching your SUV for an electric car, but make sure your infrastructure is set for an electric car.

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    41. Re:a pattern lately by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Citation needed.
      Because I have heard the opposite.

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    42. Re:a pattern lately by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Most anthropogenic carbon emissions will naturally come to an end within a few decades as renewables become more efficient. Therfore we don't need to "change our culture"; it is our culture of free enterprise that is bringing about this change.

      Yes to the first part. Maybe to the second. Yeah, right, to the third.

      Development of renewables has benefitted from a lot of subsidies, publicly funded research, and other government programs. The leaders in renewables have leaned towards more government intervention, from Europe to China. The US, which still has a lot of government involvement, lags behind.

      So our average world economic culture of "freeish enterprise harnessed by intelligent public guidance" does seem to be about to save us. We would probably be better off if some parts of the planet adjusted their culture a bit towards the mean though.

    43. Re:a pattern lately by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      All fine and good, how do we test and measure this.
      Science is about facts, not just wild or educated guesses. After making such a guess or Hypothesis then you need to find a way to measure and collect data to see if such a Hypothesis is accurate.

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    44. Re: a pattern lately by hey! · · Score: 5, Informative

      I remember Mt St. Helens very well, because I was working as a technician in the lab which sent seismometers there. It's an irrelevant example, because the Mt. St. Helens event is something that could be prepared for with a few weeks warning.

      The larger scale the event, the longer you need to plan for it. A supervolcano can eject several thousand cubic kilometers of material. Mt St. Helens ejected 0.21 km^3. The last Yellowstone super-eruption was roughly twelve thousand time larger. If it happened today it would bury everything from California to Chicago in 10 feet of ash. It would effectively halt agriculture worldwide for several years. Given that the world's global food reserve is only adequate (if perfectly distributed) for 73 days, how many decades of planning do you think we'd need to be ready? How much of that time would be spent debating whether this was real, then debating on who was going to pay?

      Also, I'm not sure you understand what "geologic timescale" means. The usual unit of time used is the Ma or Mega annum. Decades don't enter into it.

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    45. Re: a pattern lately by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Two approaches come to mind, both of which are probably too massive to actually be undertaken. One is to cool the magma, by drilling a grid of holes and pumping water into them. (Use the heated water or steam for electric power plants.) The other is to break up the surface to a depth of several miles (underground nuclear bombs), so that any eruption will be just magma flows rather than an explosion.

      Could either work? I don't even pretend to know. Would either attempt cause more problems than it solved? I wouldn't be surprised. At least some examination of possibilities should be done.

      We are talking about Yellowstone, so consideration is needed as to how such preventative actions may affect the features which attract visitors.

    46. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the steam idea would not stop a catastrophic eruption, the energy you could take off that was would be irrelevant. the blow a heap of passages for a controled magma release might work, but would probably need the whole human nuclear arsenal. the energy involved in this thing is hard for human minds to comprehend.

    47. Re: a pattern lately by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      What, exactly, are you going to do to prevent its eruption? Send it a strongly-worded letter?

      The usual: tax increases, massive subsidies to companies creating innovative anti-volcano technologies and making big donations to the Democratic party, a massive increase in funding of anti-volcano research at universities, big payments to foreign nations potentially harmed by American volcanoes, increased immigration, and strong public condemnations of Republicans.

      Ah yes, the standard methodology then.

      When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail ;)

    48. Re: a pattern lately by spun · · Score: 1

      Nuclear weapons. The American way involves unholy amounts of firepower.

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    49. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you hate America?

    50. Re:a pattern lately by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      An Anonymous Coward asking another Anonymous Coward to back up what they say.

      The Cowardice around here is just awesome.

    51. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a recent (by geologic scales) example, no one was surprised by Mt St Helens actually erupting. Everyone knew it was coming. Only the precise timing was unknown. And the way it erupted was surprising, of course. But at this point, scientists are pretty good at predicting impending eruptions. I just don't think predicting one decades out is anything more than speculation, considering that this is a pretty radical departure from conventional wisdom.

      Whats your timeline for evacuating and abandoning North America. because that is what yellowstone going off means.

      The consensus I have seen for decades on yellowstone is "it could be due, now, 100 years, 1000 years, *shrug*"

    52. Re:a pattern lately by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Well, we can start by killing all the lawyers.

      Noooo! That would mean they would quit producing legal size memo pads. We need the extra paper on each page for our 'limited to one page per campaign' pen-and-paper roleplaying adventures!

    53. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugh. Just to be clear, the article doesn't say a Yellowstone supereruption is imminent, nor does it imply as much. In fact, the article maintains that the chances of a supereruption in the near future are quite small. Yellowstone is heavily instrumented to monitor seismic activity and the movement of magma below the surface. Given the level of monitoring, I'm confident that we would know in advance of a Yellowstone eruption, whether a supereruption or a smaller one, that one was likely. I'm not aware of any scientists sounding the alarm, and the article certainly doesn't do so.

      Supereruptions associated with the Yellowstone hotspot have occurred roughly once every 700,000 years. There are other supervolcanoes in the world capable of producing similar eruptions. Given the consequences that a supereruption would have on human life, both due to the ashfall and effects on climate, it makes sense that we would want to study them and understand the processes that cause supereruptions. These scientists are investigating the processes associated with the most recent Yellowstone supereruption, which is exactly what they should be doing.

      I don't know how anyone would read the article and consider it alarmist. We know that geologic disasters have happened in the past and often they are periodic. Yellowstone has erupted several times in the past, in somewhat different locations as the North American plate has moved over the mantle hotspot. These have been rather periodic, suggesting it's likely to happen again, similar to previous cycles.

    54. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One staregy might be to trigger it early so it releases less energy, converting a devastating blast into a manageable one.

      Alternatively making a plan to survive the blast and rebuild would make sense. We had similar strategies for nuclear war, there's no good reason not to build volcano shelters and strategic post volcano reserves of resources except the oprotunity cost, which is why having an acurate estimate of the risk and scale of the eruption would be useful.

      Either way additional research is prudent. What definitely is not useful is throwing up your ands and calling 'act of volcano-god".

    55. Re: a pattern lately by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I've read this twice, but I still cannot understand what it is you are trying to say. Long day, was it?

      They are trying to say a lack of education is the problem. They have this idea that if we set up huge re-education camps and force people to move into them.....

    56. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not same AC. That being said, easy: go look up the East Anglia scam and pretty much anything from Michael "fake hockey stick" Mann and get back to us after you've educated yourself.

    57. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do, but if you think I'm sharing them......

    58. Re: a pattern lately by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "What, exactly, are you going to do to prevent its eruption? Send it a strongly-worded letter?"

      Trump will remove its vulcano-license.

    59. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      silly schemes to shoot rich people between cities in ballistic missiles, or whatever the current fantasy is..

      That is indeed silly and wasteful. A revolver or crossbow would be much cheaper and satisfying.

    60. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding subsidies...
      "A 2016 study estimated that global fossil fuel subsidies were $5.3 trillion in 2015, which represents 6.5% of global GDP. The study found that "China was the biggest subsidizer in 2013 ($1.8 trillion), followed by the United States ($0.6 trillion), and Russia, the European Union, and India (each with about $0.3 trillion)." The authors estimated that the elimination of "subsidies would have reduced global carbon emissions in 2013 by 21% and fossil fuel air pollution deaths 55%, while raising revenue of 4%, and social welfare by 2.2%, of global GDP." (http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0305750X16304867)

    61. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two approaches come to mind, both of which are probably too massive to actually be undertaken. One is to cool the magma, by drilling a grid of holes and pumping water into them. (Use the heated water or steam for electric power plants.) The other is to break up the surface to a depth of several miles (underground nuclear bombs), so that any eruption will be just magma flows rather than an explosion.

      Could either work?

      Well, volcanic activity of Yellowstone calibre makes nuclear bombs look like peanuts. "Cooling the magma" is talking about a whole lot of energy here. Planet-scale, actually. Where are you going to store it? If you just let it escape, this will not exactly help global warming.

    62. Re:a pattern lately by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2

      The public is supposed to give up their freedoms and money for a disaster that never comes.

      You give up freedom and money for disasters that never come every single day, dude. The only difference is that these disasters affect the entire planet and every living thing on it. The real problem is that humans like you think you're entitled to the life of gluttony that you lead, like you somehow earned it.

    63. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem, after reading the NYT summary of the article, there's no evidence we are decades away from destruction. It just says, when it comes, we'll only get decades of notice. I don't plan on living that many more decades, so I can chillax about the whole thing. You young whippersnappers, well, you may want to monitor the situation.

    64. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nuclear weapons. The American way involves unholy amounts of firepower.

      Regarding unholy amounts of firepower, Yellowstone has the upper hand by far.

    65. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must say, this is probably the most intelligent comment I have ever seen on this site.

    66. Re: a pattern lately by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Well excuse me for living in a cave!

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    67. Re: a pattern lately by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Funny

      If half the population dies the first day that food reserve can go for 146 days.

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    68. Re: a pattern lately by spun · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I doubt all the nukes in the world would add up to a fart in a hurricane compared to a supervolcano. I think the idea with nukes is to break up the rock strata and let the magma burble out more slowly, rather than in one cataclysmic eruption.

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    69. Re: a pattern lately by FirstNoel · · Score: 1

      Found the optimist!

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    70. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two approaches come to mind, both of which are probably too massive to actually be undertaken. One is to cool the magma, by drilling a grid of holes and pumping water into them. (Use the heated water or steam for electric power plants.) The other is to break up the surface to a depth of several miles (underground nuclear bombs), so that any eruption will be just magma flows rather than an explosion.

      Could either work? I don't even pretend to know. Would either attempt cause more problems than it solved? I wouldn't be surprised. At least some examination of possibilities should be done.

      We are talking about Yellowstone, so consideration is needed as to how such preventative actions may affect the features which attract visitors.

      Um... compared to how a super volcano eruption will affect the features that attract visitors? (Not to mention the visitors themselves) I really hope you're kidding. lol

    71. Re: a pattern lately by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      Two approaches come to mind, ... One is to cool the magma, by drilling a grid of holes and pumping water into them. (Use the heated water or steam for electric power plants.) The other is to break up the surface to a depth of several miles (underground nuclear bombs), so that any eruption will be just magma flows rather than an explosion. ...

      Would either attempt cause more problems than it solved?

      Both of those sound like things that are more likely to encourage, rather than prevent, an eruption. IMHO they're right up there with drilling an exploratory well to see if there is another magma flow down there and as a result leading it up to the surface.

      Cool with water injection: Krakatoa comes to mind. But deep cracks and shifts from the shrinkage of the cooled mass might be a bigger issue than a mountain-sized steam explosion.

      With "leading the magma toward the surface"' as the problem, "break[ing] up the surface to a depth of several miles" also looks like a solution becoming the problem it attempts to solve.

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    72. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it matter? If people want to play Russian Roulette, why should we fund these endeavors? Just like why should the people of California shouldn't be having to pay taxes to fund people from flyover states like Texas who deliberately choose to live in a flood plain or wallow in swamps.

      It is no wonder why Ayn Rand's libertarian values are becoming commonplace in the US. If Yellowstone blows, that's their problem; not anyone else's, for sitting under the Sword of Damocles for so long.

    73. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > there isn't a single simple cause and fix

      Global warming is currently impossible to stop as it has already started and the world will end in about 10 years. So instead lets talk about CO2, not because it makes any difference, but because we like talking.

      Carbon tax is simple way to stop CO2 emissions. If you use carbon, you pay more. This will automatically make people want to use energy sources that don't emit CO2. All the money that you collect from the tax you donate to your citizens. You save the environment and you get money for doing so. Easy popularity points to any politician for proposing the law and/or supporting it. If you wonder why they are not doing it, check who is paying your politicians.

    74. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would effectively halt agriculture worldwide for several years

      The rest of the world would probably call this a 'happy ending'? Enjoy, CA.

    75. Re:a pattern lately by lgw · · Score: 1

      Do you believe an antelope is "entitled" to all the grass it can eat?

      Do you believe a lion is "entitled" to all the antelope it can eat?

      Do you believe a human is somehow less "entitled" to what he makes for himself than the above examples?

      Or is what you really believe that you (or some group of intellectuals you approve of) should be the arbiters, deciding just how much each man is entitled to? I rather think it's this one.

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    76. Re:a pattern lately by lgw · · Score: 1

      steadily rolling back population growth

      You first, bucko.

      Human lives are good and valuable. Humans are not a problem needing a final solution.

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    77. Re: a pattern lately by mesterha · · Score: 1

      Yes the cooling plan got some recent attention. http://www.iflscience.com/envi...

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    78. Re: a pattern lately by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I just don't think predicting one decades out is anything more than speculation . . .
      For extra-ordinary claims like this, you'll need fairly extraordinary evidence.

      RTFA, no one is predicting it to happen in the next few decades.
      What they are saying is that they previously thought that it takes millennia for the magma to build up to a cataclysmic eruption, but they now think they it can happen in a couple of decades, which won't give humanity much time to "prepare".

    79. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me at all to see a nuke set off in Madison, WI. 20% of the people attending college at UW-Madison are complete loonies.

    80. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right because people couldnt grow food indoors enough to feed themselves or cover thier backyards with a tarp, clear the dust off then start growing again. photovoltaic lights. it might be a good thing to go back to individualized farming for most of your food needs.

    81. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some VR simulations of the eruptions should draw more people closer

    82. Re: a pattern lately by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      I wonder if you might be on to something here. Not dropping a bunch of nukes into the thing and blowing it to hell and back. But instead using nuclear demolitions at key stress points to release pressure in a controlled way.

      Well as controlled as we can possibly get it. Think of it as letting the air out of a tank using a safety valve instead of just waiting for the thing to blowup.

      Might turn Yellowstone into a lake of magma but it would be better than losing the content. Of course it could also back fire in some horrible nuclear way.

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    83. Re: a pattern lately by spun · · Score: 1

      That's what I was thinking and yeah, it would likely totally demolish Yellowstone, which is a shame but as you say, much better than losing the continent. The nightmare scenario would be that it doesn't stop the eruption, leading to radioactive volcanic ash blanketing most of North America.

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    84. Re:a pattern lately by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      Do you believe a human is somehow less "entitled" to what he makes for himself than the above examples?

      How do you measure that exactly without dumping someone naked in the wilderness?

    85. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aren't the educated elites better discribed as educated?

    86. Re: a pattern lately by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I just did, and it seems like the summary is a bit misleading. To quote:

      Geologist have been aware of fresh magma moving in the Yellowstone's super volcano system. Previously this was thought to precede an eruption by thousands of years. Recent evidence by Hannah Shamloo, a graduate student at Arizona State University, demonstrates that perhaps the timeline from the underground basin filling to eruption is more on the scale of decades.

      This sounds like "fresh magma moving" means "fresh magma is NOW moving", implying that an eruption may be only decades away. Or at least that's how some people, including me, seemed to interpret that paragraph.

      The article states it thus:

      The early evidence, presented at a recent volcanology conference, shows that Yellowstone’s most recent supereruption was sparked when new magma moved into the system only decades before the eruption.

      This makes it more clear that the process of magma moving hasn't started yet, but when it does, the process may occur quite rapidly. This seems like a far more sensible prediction than what I assumed based on the poor wording of the summary.

      So, thanks for the correction. I'll retract my criticisms, which was based on an incorrect assumption thanks to a misleading summary. In fact, the scientists also come to the same conclusion I did - that a super-eruption in the near future is highly unlikely.

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    87. Re: a pattern lately by Anubis+IV · · Score: 5, Informative

      We are talking about Yellowstone, so consideration is needed as to how such preventative actions may affect the features which attract visitors.

      I certainly hope you forgot your </sarcasm> tag there, since given the choice between "Yellowstone is an uninhabitable crater" and "Yellowstone is the caldera of the supervolcano that destroyed humanity", I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that the former option—the one where humans still exist—would be better for tourism.

      Last I had heard, they were estimating that an eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano could result in 10 feet (i.e. 3 m) of ash being deposited in Houston. Even without considering the life-ending clouds that would cover the earth for decades, that much ash on the ground would be more than enough to end a civilization for the simple reasons that you wouldn't be able to breathe, move about, or work the land.

      Now, for folks who aren't intimately familiar with US geography, this may sound like yet another tragedy for the people of Houston after the recent hurricane that ravaged the city, but that's missing the point entirely. The point here is that Houston is nowhere close to Yellowstone. Nowhere close.

      To put it in perspective for any Europeans, the distance from Yellowstone to Houston (i.e. ~1300 miles or ~2100 km as the crow flies) is roughly the same as the distance from Amsterdam to Moscow (or London to Bucharest or Paris to Istanbul). Another way of putting it is that if an eruption of this magnitude happened in Munich, you'd have to travel to the Arctic Circle, the middle of the Sahara, or somewhere beyond Moscow before you'd see less ash than what I described. For any Aussies, it'd mean that if an eruption happened in Alice Springs, the entire country would be under that much ash or more. You'd have to get pretty far into Papua New Guinea or Indonesia before you'd see any less than I described.

      All of which is to say, we're talking about life-ending amounts of ash being deposited across entire continents, so preventative measures may be necessary if we want there to be tourism, not just in Yellowstone, but anywhere on the planet.

    88. Re: a pattern lately by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Genetic diversity in nature leads to stronger individuals, that's elementary biology. For example, purebred dog breeds are not as healthy as mutts.

    89. Re:a pattern lately by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And you're the problem here. You provide no proof, you probably saw those numbers on some partisan website, and you assume everyone who disagrees with you must have a political agenda.

    90. Re: a pattern lately by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Drill a hole and release the pressure?

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    91. Re: a pattern lately by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Wait, there's an intelligent species here?

      I think your sarcasm detector needs re-calibration.

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    92. Re: a pattern lately by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Nice elaboration, but one thing I don't get: 'ship via HVDC'?
      What the heck is the boat for?

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    93. Re:a pattern lately by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Asteroids, and a super volcano, do not seem to be due to human interaction,

      I knew you would never detect my fiendish plot! Mwaa-ha-ha-ha!

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    94. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately an event that'd kill the population in those areas would also destroy or make inaccessible the food stores. It'd also knock out the power grid, so preventing refridgeration. So the food reserve could drop below 73 days.

      Found the pessimist!

    95. Re: a pattern lately by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      This is truth too. But I have to wonder on the "we'refuckedometer" what would it really matter if it was a super volcano or a radioactive super volcano?

      An in a life is stranger than reality moment I was watch George Carlen yesterday doing a stage show about the planet shaking us off like fleas on a dog. Make me wonder....

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    96. Re: a pattern lately by slashrio · · Score: 1

      That's a whole lot of illegal aliens going into Mexico.
      Tell this to the Mexicans, they'll b glad to pay for that wall now, I guess.

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    97. Re: a pattern lately by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Use your fucking brains.
      What does 'build up to a cataclysmic eruption'?
      Now imagine this to happen in a few decades.

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    98. Re:a pattern lately by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      I think you've missed the real pattern on this one. Let me outline this.

      First, our current POTUS is all for the exploitation of our natural resources by the megacorps.

      Second, there is a massive amount of energy that could be exploited beneath Yellowstone, but doing so would almost undoubtedly destroy much of the uniqueness aboveground and has been heavily resisted for that reason. So to counter the public backlash, you must utilize the number one tool for manipulating the American people, their carefully cultivated fears.

      Third, on August 17th the BBC published a story indicating that NASA has a plan to prevent a Yellowstone eruption. As soon as I saw that, I knew someone was preparing to exploit Yellowstone's resources.

      Now, we have an article pushing the fear so that people can say, "but NASA says we can fix that", not that I saw any clear indication that the August 17th statement was an official NASA one versus an employee acting on his own.

      I guess it is about time now for someone to publicly link the two. Whether it will be a company offering to utilize a geothermal energy plant to extract the energy or a politician or scientist for hire suggesting it is yet to be seen.

      The disturbing thing is that I don't see evidence that we know whether cooling the magma would harmlessly stop movement or force earlier earthquakes and explosions as the pressure builds behind the premature dam. But, whatever. Don't worry, be happy.

    99. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cooling: the volume of rock involved vs. the amount of water you can find ... just ludicrous, even if you could drill down 10-12 miles to get near it.

      Breaking it up: this is exactly what happens to trigger an eruption. The magma sits down there and needs a path to the surface. As it remobilizes with addition of hot material, it pressurizes and pushes things up. Eventually, cracks develop. If only a few, there are a few moderate-sized eruptions, and if the new magma volume is small that takes care of it ("moderate" eruptions would still be a problem, mind). If the whole chamber roof breaks, you get a super-eruption and another caldera collapse happens. Super-caldera eruptions initiate from the top down, not the bottom-up as with normal volcanoes.

    100. Re: a pattern lately by sh00z · · Score: 1

      And why would you want to? "Nuclear Winter" is the quickest and easiest solution to global warming.

    101. Re: a pattern lately by s122604 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The drilling plans I've seen is to come in at a very shallow angle. So shallow that the drills would actually start outside Yellowstone itself, intersecting with the magma chamber miles underground on its side.
      This is supposedly far less prone to cause destabilization risks..

    102. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd call that happiness. fuck civilization.

    103. Re: a pattern lately by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If I was chequerboard patterned or had zebra stripes it wouldn't matter. In fact even if I was a frigging chameleon everything would still be my fault.

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    104. Re: a pattern lately by clovis · · Score: 1

      If half the population dies the first day that food reserve can go for 146 days.

      You didn't include the 3 billion units of long pig jerky.

    105. Re: a pattern lately by siamesevodka · · Score: 1

      It will take a shit-ton of clearasil to fix that zit......

    106. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clear the 3-6 metres of volcanic ash from their tarp?

    107. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an AI you insensitive clod!

    108. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus all the SJWs would die. Unless they really are just cockroaches.

    109. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High Voltage DC power lines slugger.

    110. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No problem, I'm in my 60s. Hope your tattoos help you survive the coming hard times, millennials.

    111. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect on the amount of ash expected.

      Most of the country would see less then 30mm of ash or 1.1 inches. With places like FL and CA seeing only a dusting at most.

      Denver would see around a foot of ash.
      Much of WY, MT, and ID would see three feet or more.

      This would be very very challenging, but it would not be a humanity ending event or even a USA ending event.

      https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_sub_page_91.html

    112. Re: a pattern lately by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Given the nature of the discussion it might be safer is you stayed in your cave.

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    113. Re: a pattern lately by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Well there you go. Problem solved by Slashdot. Jerky for everyone!

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    114. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would a holy amount of fire power look like?
      The holy hand grenade of Antioch?

    115. Re: a pattern lately by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 1

      Unless half the food also dies the first day...

    116. Re:a pattern lately by doctorvo · · Score: 1

      Development of renewables has benefitted from a lot of subsidies, publicly funded research, and other government programs

      There is not a shred of evidence for that.

      So our average world economic culture of "freeish enterprise harnessed by intelligent public guidance" does seem to be about to save us.

      The "average world economic culture" has done nothing for renewables: neither through government action, nor through the free market. The "average world economic culture" gives you disasters like Spain, France, Greece, Venezuela, etc. From personal experience, I can tell you wholeheartedly: you don't want to live in the "average world economic culture": it consists of corrupt governments running their countries into the ground.

    117. Re:a pattern lately by doctorvo · · Score: 0

      That "2016 study" is bullshit; for example, it counts putative externalities as "subsidies".

    118. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has it crossed your mind that maybe you're just a racist piece of shit?

    119. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that breathing volcanic dust will kill you, right? Like, even if you stay inside enough would get in to cause you to die? This isn't something you can live through, even in Mexico.

    120. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most houses, buildings, bridges and other types of infrastructure can withstand plenty of water pooling on their roofs, but ash is an entirely different kettle of fish. Its density means that the pressure an inch of volcanic ash puts on a structure is often too much, and consequently, things begin to collapse.

      This is one particularly insidious way in which volcanic ash can kill you, but generally speaking, inhaling it will be the primary cause of people pushing up the daisies. Remember, you’re inhaling glass, so at the very least, the ash is lacerating the insides of your bronchioli, alveoli and capillaries."

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/robinandrews/2017/05/20/this-is-what-happens-when-you-breathe-in-volcanic-ash/#5cd56a3d1c5e

      It doesn't matter if there's only 3mm of it, you're going to die.

    121. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! Fucking everyone in North America! It would serve them right for having been living around a super volcano for so long. It will serve them right when literally every person in North America dies because of inhaling toxic volcanic ash. Why should the rest of the world pay for you morons to move just because you chose to live within 2,000 miles of a dangerous volcano.

    122. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree on with you on one hand but on the other I think it's justified and in the global communitie's best interest to talk about large scale risk factors such as these.

    123. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill yourself wigger

    124. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The American way is to stockpile guns and ammo, but never use them. All the while telling everyone they are for volcano hunting if it ever gets out of hand.

    125. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course someone should decide. Antelope eat all the grass and the starve and die out. Lions eat all the antelope and then starve and die out. Just because animals are stupid, doesn't mean people have to be as well.
      Just like people aren't entitled to shoot automatic weapons into crowds of people, no matter how much you hate country music.

    126. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For various values of good and valuable. Some are just a burden on the rest of us.

    127. Re: a pattern lately by trawg · · Score: 1

      One is to cool the magma, by drilling a grid of holes and pumping water into them. (Use the heated water or steam for electric power plants.)

      I really like this idea. There must just be stunning amounts of energy down there that surely could power a significant part of the state. The BBC did an interesting article on this a few months back: http://www.bbc.com/future/stor...

    128. Re: a pattern lately by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what technology we have that can actually drill into a magma chamber at all.

    129. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also if you have access to the dead part of the population you've got a bit more food. Sadly most of them will be under several feet of ash. As will their food reserves.

      Something like this is something that only the survivalists will survive, and some small islands that have plenty of fish, and can keep control of the population.

      If a warning of this ever come through, you won't easily survive on land once it happens. The following won't apply to anyone within 2000 miles of the supervolcano on the day it occurs, you really haven't got a chance, might as well try and think up a decent Pompeii-esque death pose.

      On the first headlines about significant ground movements under a supervolcano - go immediately to the supermarket and buy *lots* of rice and pasta and other goods that survivalists stock. Meds, tools, etc too.

      Buy a sailing (you'll run out of fuel otherwise) boat, load it up with dense basic food stuff and a means of distilling water from sea water, some solar panels, fuel for heat. Plenty of fishing lines. Head out to sea. Avoid pirates. There will be a lot of pirates.

      On land, it will be chaos. Utter chaos. There will be no food. Other people will become food (although wading through several feet of ash is liable to cause mobility issues, it'll be neighbour versus neighbour, not roving gangs), and over time your odds aren't good. If you can't do the boat thing, then you'll want to do the Not Being Anywhere Populated thing (with the ash mobility issue, you don't need to be hundreds of miles from anywhere). 95% of people on land will die within a few months. You'll need [to dig] a covered well (or a lot of bottled water), and you'll need to clear ash from said covers regularly to stop collapses. Caves are good. Respirators too.

      Head back to land once the ash stops falling. A few months maybe. You will need lighting for growing crops under the black skies (you did buy seeds?). But that's a whole other problem. A good problem to have, as it will mean you are somehow alive still. You'll probably die of some ash induced cancer fairly soonafter anyway.

    130. Re: a pattern lately by s122604 · · Score: 1

      Not enough to look it up on the internet apparently

      We have been drilling to that depth for awhile lately, and the temperature and pressure, while extreme, can be handled by modern materials and equipment.
      But not to make light, obviously this is on a scale and scope never tried before.

      We didn't have the technology to go to the moon, or build a hydrogen bomb, or a bunch of other things, until we did..

    131. Re: a pattern lately by spun · · Score: 1

      The Blessed H-Bomb of St. Ronnie the Feeble Minded.

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    132. Re: a pattern lately by zoefff · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your entertaining comparison, but we, Europeans, know where Houston is located. And Yellowstone. No need for the explanation. However, we do appreciate the fact that Yellowstone is located in your backyard... and not in ours, so thank you, again.

    133. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are we ready for the Core Tap yet?

    134. Re: a pattern lately by MisterFnortner · · Score: 1

      By living on this planet, we have bound our fate to it. We have already fallen off the 40-storey ledge and, on our way down to the pavement, are attempting to change the height of the building.

    135. Re: a pattern lately by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Actually, the lack of respect for education is the problem. It's really helpful for people to be able to recognize that scientists actually do know more than they do about their fields, and are not part of a global conspiracy to oppress the less educated.

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    136. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows that the solution is to relieve the pressure so that there isn't any explosive eruption. The question is how to relieve that pressure. Drill holes down to the magma and let it flow up to the surface through them or maybe using "Fracking" to break up the crust over the hot spot so that it doesn't take much effort or pressure to push the rock upward and out of the way allowing the pressure to escape. Regardless of how it is done there will always be a certain amount of explosive force, the goal is to keep it as small as possible.

    137. Re:a pattern lately by lgw · · Score: 1

      Man was dumped naked into the wilderness some time ago. This is what we have now as a result. Everything we as a species have, we as a species earned, and are thus entitled to. Simple enough.

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    138. Re: a pattern lately by slashrio · · Score: 1

      Ah! That's better!

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    139. Re:a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I generally admire your posts, but this was a little poor. It might not be soon for a single geologist, but it's pretty damn imminent for the population of a continent.

    140. Re: a pattern lately by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your entertaining comparison, but we, Europeans, know where Houston is located. And Yellowstone. No need for the explanation.

      I'm afraid I disagree. I appreciate that you know where they are, and I'd like to make it clear that I was in no way trying to offend, condescend, or imply anything in my providing those comparisons, other than that we are dealing with something at a scale that defies comprehension. That said, I can also say with certainty that you're quite incorrect in generalizing your knowledge of US geography to all Europeans.

      For instance, my wife had some friends from Spain visit the US for vacation a few years back. They asked if they could drop in to visit her in North Carolina for lunch at some point, and she enthusiastically agreed. Unfortunately, the plans fell apart rather quickly when she broke the news to them that LAX, which was where they were flying into from Heathrow, is at least a three day drive from North Carolina, rather than the few hour drive they assumed it'd be. Or the time a coworker of mine had some relatives from the Czech Republic call him after they had just landed in the US, asking if they could stay with him for a few days at his home in Texas. He said "absolutely!" (he had spent a few weeks with them over there, so he was eager to repay the favor) and asked where they were at. Los Angeles.

      Hell, not even my coworkers have a good sense of the scale involved. I asked one how many miles he thought Houston was from Yellowstone, and he pegged it at 2400 miles. Mind you, I too live in Texas, so people have a decent sense of where Houston is at the very least. Which is my way of saying that I truly wasn't trying to pick on Europeans. I was merely trying to put the sense of scale in context, since even Americans have trouble wrapping our heads around it, despite it being in our backyard.

      However, we do appreciate the fact that Yellowstone is located in your backyard... and not in ours, so thank you, again

      Living around the world won't spare you if this thing decides to blow. Even if the air around the entire world wasn't left in an unbreathable state on account of poisonous gasses and ash, you'd still be under clouds for the rest of your life. You'll have a slow (or perhaps not-so-slow) death to look forward to as you witness the onset of a new ice age.

      Have fun with that.

    141. Re: a pattern lately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the article that I read about it earlier said that they are already looking into geothermal energy creation from it - it is actually a great thing to do because it both puts power into the grid and alleviates the problem.

    142. Re: a pattern lately by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      These would be drilling plans that you've seen in news reports on fracking, I'm going to guess. They're a small fraction of drilling plans. Drilling a well with a step-out of 10km is possible, but very difficult. Without searching my database of the 150-plus wells I've drilled, I don't think I've ever gone above 8km step out (and that was an approximately 9-month well which we got to sidetrack #6 or 7 on). But let's say that you can drill your well from 10km away from the region you want to investigate (fracture/ fault zones may make that impossible for lost circulation or wellbore instability reasons) ... what do you gain. Your wellhead and drilling derrick are maybe a minute or so flight time further from the origin of anything they trigger to surface elsewhere.To what benefit? Your petrophysics investigation tools still have a depth of investigation into the wall rocks of up to a metre - except for the seismic tools, which you can do with a pickaxe and shovel to bury the geophones and seismic sources.

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    143. Re: a pattern lately by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      by SecurityGuy ( 217807 ) :
      I'm curious what technology we have that can actually drill into a magma chamber at all.

      s122604 ( 1018036 ) : Not enough to look it up on the internet apparently
      We have been drilling to that depth for awhile lately, and the temperature and pressure, while extreme, can be handled by modern materials and equipment.
      But not to make light, obviously this is on a scale and scope never tried before.

      I'm going to guess that you're referring to the recent geothermal hole drilled in Iceland. You'll have noted that they used a water-based drilling fluid, which would have gone super-critical if it went much above 350degC. At which point the loss of predictability in the pressure-volume-viscosity relationships would have made pressure control in the well really, really difficult. I've had to kill a few wells with gas caps trapped which would have fractured the bottom hole formation if we'd brought them up to surface in one go, so we had to kill the well more slowly. A well kill would take a couple of weeks, and cost millions of dollars in materials (and tens of millions in rig hire) - "softly, softly killee monkey," as we'd say once the morning well-kill conference call was finished. That with only having to worry about the gas exsolving from the mud, Well control without "pressure = density (with pressure corrections) * vertical depth" (in appropriate units) is going to be a really esoteric art. I'm not sure that you could do it at all without both in-string and annular pressure sensors at depth - which I've only seen doing coil-tubing drilling. Problem with CT is that the hepta-core cable inside the CT tends to lose it's insulation above about 250degC. Personally, I suspect that the drilling process - pumping fluid from surface, through the string, and back to the surface (with rock cuttings, to make progress) - has a major cooling effect on the rocks. In the process heating the drilling fluid - which would explain why monitoring the temperature of mud returns is a vital sensor in my panoply of sensors for telling what is happening down hole, and has been for 30 years. For a geothermal well - or an oil well, for that matter, this isn't a big problem, because as you let the well flow, that will bring the heat back to the wellbore. But you'll have taken your drilling tools out by then, and replaced it with a "completion" string.

      You're conflating the measured depth of a wellbore (I think the current record is pushing 15km, but it changes on a monthly basis. A new record hasn't rated a comment for years.), and the vertical depth (integral of measured depth and wellbore inclination) - which is largely what control the downhole temperature and pressure. That has been static at 11.4 km since the late 1980s when the Russians couldn't make any further. The Icelandic well was pedestrian - no plans to go below 5km - but they're looking at the high temperatures instead. And they will be reduced - a lot - by the drilling process, then build up again as the wells are flowed. Which is why you need to do your temperature-time plots in dimensionless time (t-t0)/t0 where t0 is the time of ceasing pumping. Drilling deliberately into a volcano would be a fascinating project to be involved in. I'm keeping my ear to the ground for work like that - and hearing nothing. I note there was a geoscientist job going at Potsdam a couple of months ago, but they weren't looking for anyone with any drilling experience.

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    144. Re: a pattern lately by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      There were permanent settlements 15,000 years ago.

      Citation required.

      Catalhoyuk doesn't go back beyond 7500BCE, unless they've found something major in the last couple of days. Jericho maybe 9,500 to 9000 BCE (PPNA levels).

      You may be thinking of Gobekli Tepe - but there is little evidence of that site being a settlement site. There is so little settlement evidence that the prevailing interpretation of the site is that it was periodically visited by people from somewhere else, to build the monuments and later worship there. Somewhat similar to the way that 4500 to 5000 years later Stonehenge had no settlement associated with it, a "work" (or "ritual"?) camp a couple of km away with evidence of eating at only one season of the year, and no "villages" in the country in the next couple of thousand years.

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    145. Re: a pattern lately by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Only a small proportion of our ancestors ever lived in a cave. Because there just aren't that many caves. Once they needed to go somewhere else (e.g., to try to catch the migrating reindeer at that fording point 30 miles away), they developed tents, then wigwams and (USA) teepees - which are pretty close to archaeologically invisible. The multi-year roundhouse wasn't common until around 1500BCE - and even they can be close to invisible to geophysics, so we're wildly short of a reliable census of them.

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    146. Re: a pattern lately by SandWyrm · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you might be on to something here. Not dropping a bunch of nukes into the thing and blowing it to hell and back. But instead using nuclear demolitions at key stress points to release pressure in a controlled way.

      If you're talking about pressure release, why does it have to involve "nukes" at all? Just to sound more fun?

      Such an operation would have a lot more in common with fracking for natural gas than anything else. Simply drilling down and fracturing the crust with a little conventional explosive in the right place would likely do the trick just fine. Assuming that poking a hole in a giant magma balloon is even the right call. Or that there even is a right call other than building places that humans could survive an eruption in, or getting a breeding population of us off this rock entirely.

    147. Re: a pattern lately by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Last I had heard, they were estimating that an eruption of the Yellowstone supervolcano could result in 10 feet (i.e. 3 m) of ash being deposited in Houston.

      It will totally solve global warming, at any rate.

  2. Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, I don't see us beating this one. Engage roman orgy mode.

    1. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well another true believer.

    2. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When in Rome...

    3. Re:Shit... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      We may not be able to beat this one, but we can prepare for this.
      Improving infrastructure to move people to the east coast. Having a backup supply of volcanic ash resistant air filters, and gas masks, to provide the public. Good relations with other countries as a way to deal with Refugees from America in case of such a disaster...

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    4. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Insignificant. You are missing the point. A super volcano would cause massive climate change. Almost all current crops would die off in their new climate. All of California's crop would be covered in ash. You cannot feed massive populations without modern farms. That's just the beginning. The dinosaurs didn't die out due to getting hit by an asteroid. They died of starvation and climate change as a result of the asteroid. No moving of populations or mask filters would help that.

    5. Re: Shit... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I am guessing you may be from Asia, Alaska or Hawaii. Because California is on the west coast. We need to move the population to the east coast. a Volcanic winter will destroy crops and there will be a food shortage. However there are crops that we could still grow. This would still be a life changing event, however there are things we can do to make sure our society survives and weathers this event, and some prep work we could save more lives.

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    6. Re: Shit... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Unless the jet stream reversed course, I believe people should move to the WEST coast. Ash and fallout will mainly head East, like it did when Mt. St. Helens blew. Western Washington for the most part was spared; Seattle and Tacoma completely untouched. Eastern Washngton got hammered. This jetstream is also why Yellowstone going is so bad - it will blanket our "breadbasket" midwest with ash. If the volcano was on the East coast, most of the fallout would end up in the Atlantic ocean, not on land...

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    7. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much what I was thinking.

    8. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beating it is a social problem, not a technological one. With sufficient political motivation we can beat it by extracting its geothermal energy, thereby also providing us ridiculous amounts of clean energy for a very long time.

    9. Re: Shit... by Mashiki · · Score: 2

      No problem, we're not even using the farmland here in Canada to capacity for food grains. We're actually using less every year because of increasing yields on existing farmland. And unless something very screwy happens with the jetstream the prairies in central canada and the great lakes region wouldn't have any issues either.

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    10. Re: Shit... by crashumbc · · Score: 2

      umm except that the ash in the upper atmosphere would cause a ice age in Canada.

      Think Mexcio or south, Sarah? maybe ... these areas might become the places where food could still be grown, given enough light.

    11. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You rocket scientists need to look up the damage areas that are predicted to be covered by ash. And also consider how all of that ash in the atmosphere is going to affect the global temperature. Your crop plans are worthless.

    12. Re: Shit... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, leave Sarah out of this! I know you want to plow her, but there is another story on /. front page about Facebook and sex workers, go plow one of them...

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    13. Re: Shit... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      All of California's crop would be covered in ash.

      If the prevailing winds were to suddenly reverse direction, sure...

    14. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We may not be able to beat this one, but we can prepare for this.

      I think he was implementing his preparations.

    15. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dinosaurs didn't die out due to getting hit by an asteroid. They died of starvation and climate change as a result of the asteroid.

      It all started when they voted for Trumpasaurus Rex, who believed telescopes were a hoax perpetrated by Pangeans.

    16. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When in Rome...

      You are not in Rome (well, Yellowstone is not, anyway).

      How about a more traditional American way - human sacrifice - one thing Trump might be a suitable candidate for!

    17. Re:Shit... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      "destroy all life on a continent"
      Histrionics.

      Remember, this is a GRAD student's info.

      The ashfall of previous eruptions, while major and terrible, suggest such an eruption wouldn't be exterminatory, not even for the western US.
      https://volcanoes.usgs.gov/vsc...

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    18. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the area maps I have seen of an explosion of the Yellowstone super volcano would primarily affect Northern California. The bulk of the farmland is located in the Central Valley and Inland Empire, and won't be affected because it would only see a light dusting of ash. Of course, California has its own super volcano which can do far more damage to the state.

    19. Re: Shit... by rthille · · Score: 2

      If I recall my geology field trip correctly, the Huckleberry Ridge Tuff was about a meter thick, in CA, east of the Sierras at least.

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    20. Re: Shit... by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      I am guessing you may be from Asia, Alaska or Hawaii. Because California is on the west coast. We need to move the population to the east coast.

      Fuck off, we're full.

    21. Re: Shit... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      You're underestimating the huge scale of a Yellowstone eruption. This isn't like injecting dye into an existing current. It's like opening a fire hydrant in the middle of an existing current. The quantity of ash and ejecta would spread out radially, partially overriding the jet stream. Ashfall patterns from past eruptions confirm this - California will be covered.

    22. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      East coast is full. Move them to Texas, because the yokels there fall on their knees and bow to anyone from California, because West Coasts bring them actual education and culture. That is my experience.

    23. Re:Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We may not be able to beat this one, but we can prepare for this.

      That's the spirit! Engage Roman orgy mode.

    24. Re: Shit... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      umm except that the ash in the upper atmosphere would cause a ice age in Canada.

      Not an issue either. Believe it or not, Canada has already planned to use retired mines as underground food production facilities using geothermal for heating and lighting.

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    25. Re: Shit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the late reply, since I'm an AC. Yes, crops could still grow, but you cannot create large farms in new climates over night. I think you underestimate the effect of the climate on large farms. Some crops would just not grow in current locations. You could change their locations, but that takes years to move large farms. Good luck dealing with the land holders. Subsistence farming is possible, but that is incompatible with modern civilization on a large scale. People would most likely survive, but there is a good chance that our society would not. The concept is that civilization is highly dependent upon many factors. Knock out one of them, and we could be seeing a systems collapse. Without large scale farming, there can be no cities, since we would need to grow crops on a small scale. Without cities, there would be no large scale purchases. No centralized organization for transport of food, and manufactured goods. In other words, we would have to rebuild civilization all over again. I think it would be somewhat like the collapse of the Bronze Age, but worse, since we have so much more to lose.

  3. Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny
    Elon Musk just announced he has accelerated the Mars rocket program. We should be able to migrate to Mars well in time.

    "Since we are starting ab-initio in a new planet", he said, "the entire planetary infrastructure will be built on sustainable resources from the ground up from the start from get go". Complete with Boring Machines taking all the roads underground, with some tunnels reserved for hyperloop, cars will drive themselves to charging stations, a Dyson Sphere of 2 Astronomical units in diameter will refocus sunlight on the Mars surface to maintain Earth like lighting and temperature.

    He said "If Secretary General of UN would sign the contract, all this will be completed in 100 days or it would be free. "

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    1. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Shompol · · Score: 1

      Didn't he propose two thermonuclear blasts to create global warming on Mars?

    2. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. His BFRs will next week start ferrying people away from the doomed USA, for the price of a cup of coffee.

    3. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If we can figure out how to live on Mars, we can probably figure out how to live on Earth.

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    4. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      There's enough tritium in the universe to keep Mars warm!! ... for 100 days at-least.

    5. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UN Secretary General has been quoted saying, "Mr. Musk, if you improve your grammar, we can talk!".

    6. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably by vaporising the CO2 at the poles. That also contains a lot of water, which might be an own goal, unless sufficient subsurface water can be extracted. The CO2 will ultimately dissipate due to thermal escape, although I'm not sure on what time scale, as that would depend on the extent of warming. Whether the water vapour would add to the effect or precipitate out, I have no idea.

    7. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on, already people are growing potatoes in shit in mars. I saw the documentary.

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    8. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      It may be easier figuring out how to live on Mars with 50,000 people that have been screened and selected, which a totally different form of government (likely totalitarian), than living on Earth with billions of people.

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    9. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the plot to a dystopian YA novel.

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    10. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comments like this are why I still come to /.
      Bravo!

    11. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      It's hardly worthwhile to try to terraform Mars anyway, it's core is dead -no electromagnetic field. The solar wind would strip away whatever atmosphere we created.
      I don't see how we could generate a magnetic field that large artificially. I think I recall seeing a proposal but it seemed pretty pie in the sky.

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    12. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The stripping rate is something like several dozen grams of atmospheric mass per second or something. You needn't worry that densified Martian atmosphere would go away overnight. It won't go away over ten millennia either.

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    13. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought the documentary might have been fake because Sean Bean didn't die in it.

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    14. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your Get In Loser: This Planet Blows shirt before they're all gone.

    15. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon Musk just announced he has accelerated the Mars rocket program. We should be able to migrate to Mars well in time.

      Smugtopia

    16. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that if "screen and select" people to reseed civilization it would go terribly wrong. Remember, we all emerged from uneducated, toothless, hedonistic, grungy looking ancestors. Nature knows what it is doing.

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    17. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon Musk just announced he has accelerated the Mars rocket program. We should be able to migrate to Mars well in time.

      Oh, we've lived on Earth for a long, long time,
      Since we crawled up out of the primal slime.
      And we firmly believe
      That it's time we should leave.
      It's a small world after all!
       
      It's a small world after all
      We're not satisfied at all
      We want something not so small
      As this small, small world.

      -- from 'Expansion Song', by Jordin Kare.

    18. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until 2037 when the super-duper volcano on Mars erupts, sending the entire planet into a straight path to collide with the massive gas planet, Jupiter.

    19. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

      If screening and selecting survivors is the solution, why bother with Mars? Set up a colony in Antarctica. Its easier to deliver initial supplies and the atmosphere is at least breathable.

    20. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can build a dyson sphere then what the hell would you even need Mars for?

    21. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself. Mine were educated, smart, charming, cooperative, alluring, strong, great hunters. The uneducated, toothless, hedonistic, grungy looking ones did not hunt well (thus died), couldn't eat (thus died), didn't plan for the future (thus died), and didn't mate (didn't reproduce). So, it is miraculous that you are here, maybe you share ancestry with dRumpft (just kidding, I'm sure you're human).

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    22. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The space solution is no solution at all. Here's a good example just to give you a sense of scale:

      If we wanted to take a number of people into space that was equal to the amount of global population growth in just 1 day, the remaining people WORLD WIDE would have to spend enough money to reduce the quality of life by 20%. It's simply that expensive to get stuff out of the gravitational pull of the planet.

      So we could save a very, very few people by sending them into space. We're decades from having any kind of livable space on another planet that doesn't have to be constantly sent new supplies from earth. So escaping the supervolcano by going into space? Yeah, not happening except for a very few people.

      Preventative measures would be much more likely to work.

    23. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, who said there wouldn't be some maintenance required? Absolutely something we could manage.

    24. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      First time I've seen Kim Stanley Robinson described as "YA".

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    25. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Nature knows what it is doing.

      Nature doesn't have a mind, so it can't know what is happening let alone plan it for any teleological end.

      Are you some sort of believer in the supernatural?

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    26. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      Is that the plot of a Kim Stanley Robinson novel? Mars with 50k screened and selected people and a totalitarian government? I don't know KSR.

      Because of my daughter's reading habits, "dystopian" and "YA" go together like sketti and meatballs.

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    27. Re:Don't worry. Don't be an alarmist. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      It's as far as I got into the "Red (/Green/Blue/Indigo/Polkadot) Mars" series. After finishing the first (Red?) I'd got fed up with too many impossible things before breakfast and the original colonists were being replaced at gunpoint by prisoners and security people shipped from Earth. As I recall. Haven't bothered to get any of the others in the series. Don't think I'll bother picking up any more KSR.

      "sketti"?

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  4. Slow down! by blogagog · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't we wait until most people are no longer worried about a global warming catastrophe before we create a new armageddon story?

    1. Re:Slow down! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Shouldn't we wait until most people are no longer worried about a global warming catastrophe before we create a new armageddon story?

      The Yellowstone hot spot has been a cause for concern for a long, long time. It's also one of those things we can't do much about.

      We also have case history https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... as the hotspot travels and does it's thing. No need for humans to "create" anything.

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    2. Re:Slow down! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Now there is a problem witch science where the money for funding needs the pitch, so a little doom and gloom is a good way to insure their grants are up to date.

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    3. Re:Slow down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a load of voodoo to me.

    4. Re:Slow down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ensure. Moron.

    5. Re:Slow down! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You mean it would be "smart" to ignore one looming disaster because we have another looming disaster? Sounds suicidal to me.

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    6. Re:Slow down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed "witch".

    7. Re:Slow down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when you can't so something about it, why is it a cause for concern? I mean, why waste your time unless there's something...anything you can do?

    8. Re:Slow down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if one is going to counteract the other, than the first one is no longer an issue. I personally plan to fart at will since methane is no longer a problem.

    9. Re:Slow down! by olau · · Score: 1

      It's also one of those things we can't do much about.

      Recently saw a suggestion from NASA JPL to try to tap some of the heat to stabilize it.

    10. Re:Slow down! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      So when you can't so something about it, why is it a cause for concern? I mean, why waste your time unless there's something...anything you can do?

      Studying things is fun and teaches us many important things. It is possible that Yellowstone is finished with it's caldera creation. In that case, the hot spot under it will move on to it's next position before becoming a supervolcano again, as we'll be in the clear for a few million years. That would be good to know just to ease people's minds

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    11. Re:Slow down! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It's also one of those things we can't do much about.

      Recently saw a suggestion from NASA JPL to try to tap some of the heat to stabilize it.

      Wow- that sounds like a plot for some disaster movie where they try it out and the whole process gets away from them. Interesting though!

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  5. Volcanology? by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    Because millenials see "vulcanology" and think it's something to do with Star Trek?

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    1. Re:Volcanology? by ITapeFatCashews · · Score: 1

      Pretty much. To quote Scotty: "She's gonna blow, Captain!"

  6. Neat to know by Gilgaron · · Score: 2

    It'd be neat to know within decade precision when a supervolcano would blow, but that's still a pretty big window for humans to deal with practically. Can you do much to prepare for something on that scale that may or may not happen in 20 years?

    1. Re:Neat to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Based on the debris from the last two Yellowstone eruptions, over 80% of the continental US, most of unpopulated western Canada, and some of northern Mexico would experience significant ashfall. Weather patterns around the world would be disrupted for years. It would be a larger release of energy into the atmosphere than the most generous estimates of total animal activity since any records of human existence.

      Much like most of the other doomsday scenarios, some areas would become uninhabitable, and everywhere else would need to adapt.

    2. Re:Neat to know by aliquis · · Score: 0

      Yes.
      Move back to Europe.
      Save the white continent.

    3. Re:Neat to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, move all my assets to high risk but high yielding investments, and prepare to have a really big party with the money in about a decade.

    4. Re:Neat to know by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It'd be neat to know within decade precision when a supervolcano would blow, but that's still a pretty big window for humans to deal with practically. Can you do much to prepare for something on that scale that may or may not happen in 20 years?

      I'm not certain that much can be done to prepare for it anyhow. There are enough unknowns to make most predictions just about worthless. Some speculate that Yellowstone is dying, and the hotspot that it lies over won't be an issue for a few million years, some think that while that may be true, there is still a caldera forming event to come as a grand finale for Yellowstone. I'd like to see more of the report before I give a semi-educated opinion. And they aren't making it easy to get.

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    5. Re:Neat to know by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I guess that's what I mean... if we know for sure that it is going to blow soon, but the error bar on it is measured in decades how do you get people to do anything useful in response? It is hard enough to get people to evacuate when a hurricane is bearing down. In a supervolcano situation we could perhaps tell them that they need to leave because maybe they will all die, or maybe it won't be until their grandchildren are adults that they get blasted to oblivion. They're just going to accuse The Man of trying to take their valuable Montana dirt farm. Likewise if you would be trying to get agriculture to swap crops to something that would keep well liked cannable beans rather than whatever is the best cash crop for the land it would raise prices and piss everyone off, especially since many of them would go to their death beds before it actually exploded.

    6. Re:Neat to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much like most of the other doomsday scenarios, some areas would become uninhabitable, and everywhere else would need to adapt.

      And without knowing the specific volume of the actual eruption it is really impossible to predict the outcome... could be anywhere from a bad year for crops (like a really bad 1816) to triggering (another) frozen earth scenario.

    7. Re:Neat to know by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      So I could keep my diesel car?

    8. Re:Neat to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All these years of going green down the drain when a volcano pollutes the air more than we ever could.

    9. Re:Neat to know by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Sounds like I should be looking into Mexico City property (and other high altitude locations), to avoid the tsunamis and get closer to the sun (agriculture, yo!).

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    10. Re:Neat to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can figure out how to keep the ash from clogging the intake, and if you can figure out how to get it to burn in a reduced oxygen environment without tapping your breathing tank, then sure, go ahead.

    11. Re:Neat to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but even after you dig it out from under the ash, the roads will also be under deep mushy ash, as will the gas stations, and the entire infrastructure that gets diesel to the gas station.

    12. Re:Neat to know by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Yellowstone has no associated tsunami threat.

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    13. Re: Neat to know by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that there might also be tsunamis given the severity of the expected volcanic activity.

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    14. Re: Neat to know by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      To generate a tsunami, you need to move a significant area of sea floor vertically in a matter of seconds. Moving sea floor horizontally doesn't really do much (so if you see an earthquake report with a "beachball" (motion indicator) indicating a lateral movement, then you know there's unlikely to be any significant tsunami.

      Yellowstone is a thousand km from the nearest coast. For an earthquake in Yellowstone area to generate a tsunami in the Pacific NW, you'd need a ground acceleration there of at least 0.5 m/s/s (1/20 g) and a movement of more than a metre. I can't turn that into an exact prediction of the necessary earthquake strength, but the 500-odd km from the Sendai earthquake epicentre was sufficient to make ground motions at Fukushima trivial - well within design limits. It was when the tsunami from above the fault rupture hit that the trouble started.

      The Great Lakes are about a third further than the Pacific coast from Yellowstone. Because the energy radiates roughly spherically from the hypocentre (the underground focus of the rupture ; the more-often mentioned "epicentre" is the point on the Earth's surface vertically above the hypocentre), to a first approximation the energy delivered to a bit of ground decreases as the square of the distance from the hypocentre. So any Great Lakes tsunamis would be ~(1/1.3)^2 =~0.59 of the postulated Pacific coast tsunami.

      There was a large quake in Yellowstone in the late 1950s (I remember finding a NatlGeog about it in a junk shop when I was a kid. As I recall, it raised substantial waves on one of the lakes in the park, but not enough to cause any damage. If you want to follow it further, you can dig out those reports, then apply the inverse square law described above and pump up your earthquake model magnitude until you get a tsunami you think worth thinking about. A step of 2 in magnitude is a 1000-fold difference in energy release.

      With Yellowstone there is a significant difference to the Sendai quake (and the Boxing Day Sumatra quake) - most quakes associated with a Yellowstone event would be from rocks in tension, and rocks are weak. They fail easily in tension. To store lots of energy (to release in a quake) you need to have rocks in compression (as at subduction zones).

      Does this put your mind at rest?

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    15. Re: Neat to know by losfromla · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. Thanks very much for the great answer.
      If the volcano event were imminent, is there any safe place during the first hours, days, weeks, months, and years? I'm saying, if you wanted to survive, where would you go?

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      Only I can judge you.
  7. Re:Follow the money by Gilgaron · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you ever interacted with the officials that award research grants? They aren't panicky people.

  8. Deflect it to NK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Deflect the volcano to North Korea. Problem solved.

    2 birds. One stone.

  9. sO iS iT TiME TO BuY oR TiME tO SeLL?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Igotz2no!

  10. Jeopardy: Austin Rogers loses today. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    He loses to Scarlett Sims. The FJ answer is "What's A Wonderful Life."

  11. Interesting by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    This makes for an interesting read. However, there is no point in actually getting our panties in a bunch because there is nothing we can do to really stop Yellowstone from erupting. When it decides to go off, it's going to go off with a bang. Certainly there will be warnings but a volcanic explosion of this magnitude is an extinction level event. The eruption of Mt. St. Helens will look like the proverbial cherry bomb in a toilet by comparison. I guess I am not going to worry about what I do not have control over.

    1. Re:Interesting by Gilgaron · · Score: 2

      From watching The Road I suppose we could stockpile edible insects that live well on dead and dried plant material. Or try to come up with novel ways to confuse future archaeologists, like building a stone henge in the bottom of Lake Erie.

  12. Build a tunnel to Mexico by aliquis · · Score: 0

    Have them pay for it. .. or alternatively just give it all back to Mexico and have them sort it out ;)

  13. The synopsis is wrong by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The scientist said that within the human lifte time we might be able to see the effects of what leads to a supervolcano. Basically within decades we could start seeing signs of a supervolcano that might erupt in 100+ years. That's what the article says.

    1. Re:The synopsis is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're expecting the summary to be correct and for /. editors to bother checking?
      You must be new here. (Either that, or you're looking back with rose tinted glasses to a time when this site had standards)

    2. Re:The synopsis is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope it erupts on my 100th birthday.
      That would be an interesting end to it all.

    3. Re:The synopsis is wrong by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      When I submit a story I try to be accurate.

    4. Re:The synopsis is wrong by Eldaar · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, the synopsis is correct. From the article,

      "The early evidence, presented at a recent volcanology conference, shows that Yellowstone’s most recent supereruption was sparked when new magma moved into the system only decades before the eruption. Previous estimates assumed that the geological process that led to the event took millenniums to occur...'We expected that there might be processes happening over thousands of years preceding the eruption,' said Christy Till, a geologist at Arizona State, and Ms. Shamloo’s dissertation adviser. Instead, the outer rims of the crystals revealed a clear uptick in temperature and a change in composition that occurred on a rapid time scale. That could mean the supereruption transpired only decades after an injection of fresh magma beneath the volcano."

      In other words, once scientists detect that new magma is moving into a certain area underground, it could be only decades (not decades + 100 or more years) from then that the supereruption occurs. Granted the article also says,

      "“It’s shocking how little time is required to take a volcanic system from being quiet and sitting there to the edge of an eruption,” said Ms. Shamloo, though she warned that there’s more work to do before scientists can verify a precise time scale."

      So their estimate is that the certain flow of magma could indicated a supereruption is imminent within a few decades, BUT they have yet to verify if it really is decades.

    5. Re:The synopsis is wrong by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I hope you're a precocious two year old.

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      Only I can judge you.
  14. Earth Zit by sixx66 · · Score: 0

    This is the planet equivalent of a zit. My suggestion is to nuke the volcano, so that, like sticking a needle in a zit, it opens it up and lets the pressure off. That way it won't explode later on. Now I do agree there will be nuclear fallout, but that won't be any where near as bad as Yellowstone exploding and causing profound climate change.

    1. Re: Earth Zit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the thing you do to prevent it sets it off prematurely.

    2. Re:Earth Zit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the planet equivalent of a zit. My suggestion is to nuke the volcano, so that, like sticking a needle in a zit, it opens it up and lets the pressure off. That way it won't explode later on.
      Now I do agree there will be nuclear fallout, but that won't be any where near as bad as Yellowstone exploding and causing profound climate change.

      Can we stack some aliens around the volcano first?

    3. Re: Earth Zit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Setting it off prematurely was the point.

      A controlled release of a small amount of energy would do less damage than an uncontrolled releases of a larger amount of energy.
      If the volcano needs 100 more years of building pressure before it'll blow, setting it off in 5 could mean several orders of magnitude less energy released, meaning smaller ash clouds and doing it on a day you arranged moths in advance for everyone to be in a volcano shelter maximizes their chance for survival.

  15. Re:Follow the money by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    Have you ever interacted with the officials that award research grants? They aren't panicky people.

    As well, the definition of a "lot of money" seems to be quite fluid.

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  16. Run away by ICantFindADecentNick · · Score: 2

    Volcanos are good at grounding aircraft - so everyone will have to go on ground transport. Heading south all at once could be tricky - especially if someone puts a wall in the way.

    1. Re:Run away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My observation, based on countless hours of watching Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_Extreme_Elimination_Challenge), is that walls do not offer a significant impediment to hordes of motivated people.

    2. Re:Run away by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Volcanos are good at grounding aircraft - so everyone will have to go on ground transport.

      The ash in the air will rapidly fuck any internal combustion engine. Plan on doing the last 2/3 of your migration on foot, along roads blocked with vehicles which have either run out of fuel, or seized their engines with ash-glass on the piston liners and valves.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  17. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet, anti-science denialists like you never seem to follow, or even notice, that big freaking pile of money coming from the oil industry that jumps around and waves at them as it walks past right under their noses...

  18. HUGE Sigh of Relief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the bleak dystopian world of Bladerunner 2049 will remain Fiction, because we don't know for certain that we will still be around at 2049

  19. Geothermal power option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we just bleed all the energy off by slapping a big geothermal station nearby and letting all that heat spin turbines for power generation?

  20. Grad students are so cute when they theorize by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Somebody needs a few more years of real-world experience and tested hypotheses before making claims like this.

  21. Global disaster by sjbe · · Score: 1

    We may not be able to beat this one, but we can prepare for this.

    True but it will take a LOT more to prepare than many people think.

    Improving infrastructure to move people to the east coast. Having a backup supply of volcanic ash resistant air filters, and gas masks, to provide the public. Good relations with other countries as a way to deal with Refugees from America in case of such a disaster...

    The problem will be far bigger than some dirt in the air and some refugees. A super volcano going off would cause massive and immediate global climate change. Temperatures globally would fall and crops would fail. Sunlight would be dimmed globally. Feeding people will become a huge problem far outside the US and Canada and a bigger problem in North America. We'd probably experience something akin to a nuclear winter for a time - even normal volcanoes can have measurable and significant effects on the global climate. The global economy would immediately go to shit for a while. Whatever is left of the US would likely be under martial law for a time. This wouldn't be a regional disaster like a typical volcano eruption. This would affect everyone like a large asteroid hitting the earth or a nuclear war.

    We're sort of doing the same thing in slow motion with our reliance on fossil fuels and the pollution that results. Problem is that it's happening so slowly and in a way that isn't readily visible that people are able to ignore it. It's a bit like the difference between having a heart attack versus hypertension. The later isn't as spectacular and requires you to eat your vegetables so people tend to dismiss it as not that serious of a problem even though it will kill you all the same.

    1. Re:Global disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US East coast would be "book of Eli", at best. US West coast will probably not exist. any human society larger than a small town on the planet will be a miracle. Preparing for a super-volcano = getting off this rock.

    2. Re: Global disaster by Miamicanes · · Score: 1

      > US East coast would be "book of Eli", at best. US West coast will probably not exist.

      > any human society larger than a small town on the planet will be a miracle

      Not really. Most estimates I've seen show South Florida left relatively unscathed. By ashfall, at least. SoFla's main problem would be dealing with an almost-overnight influx of ~40 million new residents (path of least resistance for people fleeing the eruption from elsewhere... in the US, Florida is theoretically reachable even on foot within a few weeks from most parts of the eastern US).

  22. Re:Follow the money by burtosis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indeed. All federal funding for the National Science Foundation, which is the vast majority of all government investment in science research (outside of NASA which was 11.3B) is just 5.67 billion dollars for everything. That includes everything from researching Yellowstone to robotics to stem. The majority isn't even spent on hard sciences but rather integrating groups. We are talking grant money of maybe 100k here. Put that into perspective with 824 billion for the military. I'd say 0.000012% of our defense spending is very well spent on something that really could level most of America to smoking ruin, unlike some rag tag terrorists we helped create ourselves to have an excuse to wage wars that financially reward key players. Hell, I'd even up that to 0.001% and still call it financially sound.

  23. Good Grief by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 5, Informative

    They are not saying it's a matter of decades from now when it will blow. It about how long it took for magma to move into the system until an eruption. The current study says decades, versus a previous study of another volcano that said millenniums.

    There's still debate about about pinning down "the precise trigger of the last Yellowstone event."

    None of these super volcanos are going to erupt anytime soon. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/1...

    So clam down. You're much more likely to get hit by car crossing a street then by a super volcano.

    1. Re:Good Grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You're much more likely to get hit by car crossing a street then by a super volcano."

      Alright, who gave the super volcano a driver's license?

    2. Re:Good Grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're much more likely to get hit by car crossing a street then by a super volcano.

      Super volcanos don't cross streets.

    3. Re:Good Grief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So clam down. You're much more likely to get hit by car crossing a street then by a super volcano.

      If anyone gets hit by a super volcano cross the street, we got bigger problems.

  24. Profitable ways to help prevent the eruption by burtosis · · Score: 2

    When even Fox News reports that it may be directly and immediately profitable to prevent such a disaster then we have some hope as a species. After all the initial investment would be less than 0.5% of our military budget, it would make money by generating electricity, and the reality is Yellowstone has the potential to level America to smoking ruins with a far far far higher probability than some malnourished idiots with an assault rifle or two on the other side of the planet.

    1. Re:Profitable ways to help prevent the eruption by RhettLivingston · · Score: 1

      Don't start hoping yet. This is a classic flip-the-script move to make big profits that is being orchestrated by the administration.

      POTUS is pro exploitation of natural resources. Yellowstone has a massive geothermal energy reserve but exploiting it would almost certainly disrupt the aboveground geysers, etc. So, a few weeks ago, someone from NASA raised awareness and stated that we could cool the lava. Now, someone has pushed the fear button a bit harder. And FoxNews is waiting in the wings to say, "hey we can solve this and even make a profit". Geothermal exploitation at this scale is actually acceptable to the right because this requires big business to accomplish it - even big business with drilling expertise. Perfect.

      We should be seeing a major tweet about it any time now - perhaps an executive order to put geothermal drilling rights in Yellowstone up for auction.

  25. Cue the next disaster movie by boudie2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What would happen if "some nutjob" like in North Korea had one good missile and one good nuclear bomb attached to it and lobbed it right into the middle of the Yellowstone caldera? Would that possibly set it off or just make a mess? Or they could just throw a bomb in the back of a cube van and drive right in there. Precarious times we live in.

    1. Re:Cue the next disaster movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Terrorist here. Thank you, you just gave me an idea.

    2. Re:Cue the next disaster movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Just no. You're not even close to the amount of energy it would take.

    3. Re:Cue the next disaster movie by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Tears in the rain... may as well throw a few lit sparklers in.

    4. Re:Cue the next disaster movie by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      How about if some other nutjob had 4,000?

    5. Re:Cue the next disaster movie by losfromla · · Score: 1

      It would be about the same effect as a 7-year old girl punching Stone-Cold Steve Austin in the chesticles.

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  26. Neat to know: Australia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I need to move to Australia where it's "safe"?

  27. Just throwing a guess out here... by gosand · · Score: 1

    but I don't think you have your finger on the pulse of the scientific community.

    This isn't new information. I think you are confusing it with the mainstream media, where "BREAKING NEWS" is a constant ticker along the bottom of the screen.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  28. I call BS! by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    It's a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese!

    Either that or it's another scientific conspiracy to keep research $ flowing into worthless research while those darned scientists get rich off the taxpayer's backs.

    1. Re:I call BS! by will_die · · Score: 0

      So yet another thing that hillary can blame for her loss.

  29. Heat draining [Re:Shit...] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I don't see us beating this one. Engage roman orgy mode.

    Romans are rejecting me, plan B?

    Some experts believe we may be able to drain heat from it and generate hydrothermal energy. The problem is there is some risk it would trigger an eruption. They would tap the lower-risk edges instead of the volatile center, but there's still no guarantee.

    I don't think people will trust the technique enough to try heat draining and would rather take their chances with nature. There should probably be a direct vote before implementation. Canada and Mexico should be able to vote also, since they'd be heavily impacted by an eruption.

    If a pending eruption is detectable ahead of time, it would probably be too late to use hydrothermal heat draining. The draining technique takes several decades and perhaps centuries to have notable impact. It's a lot of heat to remove. Thus, draining is a preventative technique only. When an imminent eruption pattern is detected, it would probably be too late to do anything other than pack up and haul ass.

    1. Re:Heat draining [Re:Shit...] by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      They would tap the lower-risk edges instead of the volatile center, but there's still no guarantee.

      Cooling the margins would also stiffen them. So, cool the edges and you'd do precisely zero-zip-nada-zilch to reduce the heat input to a smaller magma chamber with stiffer walls. That would lead to increasing the rate of pressure increase in the middle of the caldera, which would lead to it's failing sooner.

      But hey, don't let me stop you. I'm an ocean away, and unafraid of going vegetarian for another decade or two. Please document the experiment thoroughly and make sure that your seismographs and petrophysics sensors upload their data to remote repositories frequently.

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      Birds are not dinosaur descendants;birds are dinosaurs, for all useful meanings of "birds", "are" and "dinosaurs"
  30. Van Helsing by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 1

    The eruption of the supervolcano under Yellowstone is the basis of the Netflix show Van Helsing. Not a Zombie apocalypse, but a vampire apocalypse.

  31. The Consensu Being by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    Old Faithful isn't really that faithful.

  32. Speed depends on Cause by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    Global Warming and Mass Extinction, are slow disasters

    That depends on what causes the mass extinction or global climate change. A large asteroid impact can cause a mass extinction and a global shift in temperatures on a very short timescale. Similarly, large volcanic eruptions can cool the climate very rapidly causing crops to fail etc.

  33. Once again... by Sqreater · · Score: 0

    Sciencism comes up with an expensive "something" to pour money into.

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    E Proelio Veritas.
    1. Re:Once again... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yes, we're making volcanoes in the geological record in order to scam you out of your paycheck. But when an oil company chose to boost octane with tetraethyl lead because it was more profitable people like you didn't ask too many questions.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    2. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All religions want their believers to tithe. Sciencism is no different. Look at the people on this very forum who have no idea, no experience, no clue whether any of this is correct or not. They are true believers. They attack anyone who disagrees without thought and with rage. Just like a religion.

      There was once something called the scientific method. Now it's about getting inflammatory articles published to keep the cash flowing. And if someone does actually try to replicate their study, and gets different results, they will be publicly flogged for not following the correct teachings.

    3. Re:Once again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if someone does actually try to replicate their study, and gets different results, they will be publicly flogged for not following the correct teachings.

      And I suppose that, as a scientifically rigorous person, you have examples of this, right ?

      Why do I somehow know that the examples you're going to put forth, if any, will all be related to climate change ?

      Yep, pretty sure we've another climate change denier here. Trying to discredit science as some form of "religion" is a classic move. What next ? You'll claim that condemning anti-vaxers is also blind "sciencism" ?

    4. Re:Once again... by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      There was a time when these dildos were kept under some kind of control. Unfortunately, they're flooding this place, and it's getting more and more difficult to have an adult conversation.

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  34. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too, am in favor of taking all research grant money away from the military.

  35. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your inability to see anything except through partisan eyes is a problem. Get help.

    This is a discussion about a supervolcano. Your need to cast this a Republican victimhood issue is both sad and pathetic. No one mentioned Republicans until you did. Your post is filled with so much stupid that it is infectious.

    Time to examine your life, priorities and attitudes.

    1. Re:Sad by doctorvo · · Score: 1

      Time to examine your life, priorities and attitudes.

      I did examine my life, priorities, and attitudes and decided to leave the Democratic party a few years back and become an independent.

      This is a discussion about a supervolcano.

      I see: you are sarcasm impaired. So, let me walk you through it: both climate change and supervolcanoes are phenomena that government can do nothing about, yet for some reason, people don't seem to grasp that when it comes to climate change. Hence, I'm explaining how ludicrous the position is on climate change by translating climate change policies to supervolcanoes.

      Get it now?

  36. Re:Follow the money by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

    The military do some cool things with their research grant money. It'd just be nicer if there was more to go around for non-defense applications.

  37. So the BIG question is ... by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    perhaps the timeline from the underground basin filling to eruption is more on the scale of decades.

    How long until the underground basin fills up?

    If that is still thousands of years, who really cares?
    But if it is due to be a year or two, I think all those "other continents" (where all life won't be destroyed) will start to re-think their immigration quotas.

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    politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
  38. Sheriff of Nottingham? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster child for law enforcement abuse at their own whim and upon the behest of political leadership? :)

    Yeah Britain knows nothing about it...

  39. Re:Follow the money by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    I'm anti science, huh. Wow AC, you got me.

    I'm very pro-science. I'm just anti-mixing science and politics because politics turns everything to BS. And if you follow science at all, you can see that the current state of US science is plummeting down that slippery slope.

  40. "super volcano system" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called a caldera, which anyone who pays any attention while watching volcano nature shows could tell you.

  41. Re:Follow the money by losfromla · · Score: 1

    There is. Take away half the "defense" money and give it to education, infrastructure, basic research, health care. There is plenty of invented money to go around, the government just pisses it away in the most absurd and wasteful way possible (military).

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  42. Re:More fake bullshit. by losfromla · · Score: 1

    Bravely written, you brilliant intellectual AC */sarcasm*

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    Only I can judge you.
  43. Re:Follow the money by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    We are talking grant money of maybe 100k here. Put that into perspective with 824 billion for the military. I'd say 0.000012% of our defense spending is very well spent on something that really could level most of America to smoking ruin, unlike some rag tag terrorists we helped create ourselves to have an excuse to wage wars that financially reward key players. Hell, I'd even up that to 0.001% and still call it financially sound.

    And just imagine the situation when we gratefully hand over the new Nucs for dear leader to play with.

    Actually, that ain't happening, the amount of Pu needed just isn't there, and NASA is constantly scrounging to get some to fuel their thermovoltaic generators. Dear leader is talking a Manhattan District project number two.

    But yes, it is a massive display of ignorance when some slashdotters and the crypto-conservatives moan and gnash their teeth over how the scientists are reaping the big bucks with their ill gotten research money. It's truly a drop in the bucket of the big picture.

    And a good bit of it is of utility to the programs they are willing to make the country go bankrupt.

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  44. Re: A direct vote by presidenteloco · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure only people able to pass a rudimentary-skills test of physics knowledge and math and basic logic competence should be allowed to vote on this.Aside from that qualification they can have whatever political stripe they want.

    I mean what percentage of people who don't know what the f*** they're talking about (have low critical thinking and physical-world literacy/numeracy skills) should be allowed to vote on any large and critical physics and engineering related project? If the majority are ignorant (and are just mostly tribal-leader followers), and insist on voting on it anyway, we'd be seriously screwed.

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  45. what about the thetans? by clovis · · Score: 1

    Suppose you somehow survive the cataclysm. The last time we had a super volcano blow up the survivors wound up infected with numerous body thetans of the ones that got blown up. As you know the excess thetans are quite expensive to get shed of. How will we ever achieve OT if this keeps happening?

  46. Re:Follow the money by Hobbes_2100 · · Score: 1

    Your research budget numbers are a bit off (though it doesn't detract from your larger point). NIH gets the largest research budget (on the order of $30 billion dollars). https://www.nih.gov/about-nih/... In fairness, that money is basically all spent on applied bio-medical research (anything "basic science" in biology/medicine needs to go to NSF to get funding -- too applied, too basic is a common sticking point for research on the boundary). Also, some amount of the military budgets are used to fund the army, navy, and air force research labs (AFRL, NRL, ARL) and research under DARPA and (at least up to a certain time) the NSA. Again, it doesn't take away from your main point. Best, Mark

  47. Re: A direct vote by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Perhaps that's the way it "should" be done, but that's not the way politics typically works. Citizens want a say.

  48. Get Off This Rock by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

    There are any number of existential threats that we can think of; nuclear war, an asteroid impact, a super-volcano, and at the end of all of that, the Sun will almost certainly expand into a red giant and terminate all life on Earth. IF the Earth is still here. Larry Niven has proposed a couple of ways to move the Earth into a different orbit, which we may have the technology to do when the time comes, a billion years from now.

    But for nearer-term hazards, it's essential that some human beings leave the Earth and go elsewhere. The Moon. Mars. Ganymede or Titan or one of the other moons. Or build our own space habitats and roam the Galaxy in search of adventure.

    Because if we stay here on the Earth, then any one of a dozen hazards can make us extinct. We need to spread out and become the weeds of the galaxy. It's very likely that the galaxy is ours for the taking; let's go take it!

    1. Re:Get Off This Rock by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      A self-sustaining civilization off Earth isn't going to happen in my lifetime, and almost certainly not in my son's lifetime. It isn't a reasonable response for any short-term threat.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    2. Re:Get Off This Rock by kenwd0elq · · Score: 1

      Nor in mine. Which doesn't mean that we shouldn't at least START taking the INITIAL steps to expand into the galaxy. The supervolcanoes in Yellowstone or or Naples aren't likely to erupt in my lifetime (which, considering my age, isn't all that long) - but that just means that we PROBABLY have enough time to do it. But we'll never finish the work if we don't start SOMETIME.

      And if not now, when?

  49. So what? What about the real problem? by Ulfilas2000 · · Score: 1

    What about global warming? Trump just pulled America out of the Paris Climate Accords so we may have real problems to worry about.

  50. Yellowstone : The Long Earth series by DrYak · · Score: 1

    The Long Earth series, collaboration between Setphen Baxter tand he late Terry Pratchett (expanding the idea Pratchett played with in this "high mega" short story), speculate exactly around this idea.

    There are US projects testing controlled demolition of Yellowstone done in one of the alternate earths.
    (And Chinese project similarly playing with Nukes and Himalaya)

    By an ironic twist of fate, the Yellowstone on the original Earth completly blows up in the meantine and plunges the original Earth in a ice age, forcing the civilisation to massively emigrates to alternative earths (and marses).

    --
    "Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
  51. Now is a good time.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now is a good time to purge the swamp that has become of the USA!

    It could purge a vast majority of idiots (like Trump supporters) and evil corporate entities that are destroying freedom and the planet.

    Just a thought.

  52. Boom! Then we all start all over again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps humanity was wiped out with the last eruption.

    Even the lost continent of Atlantis was obliterated. And, all signs of intelligent human life.

  53. Re: More like fungus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like earth cleaning off fungus between my taint.