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Human Mini-Brains Growing Inside Rat Bodies Are Starting To Integrate (inverse.com)

At the annual meeting of the Society for Neuroscience starting November 11 in Washington D.C., two teams of scientists plan to present previously unpublished research on the unexpected interaction between human mini-brains and their rat and mouse hosts. "In the new papers, according to STAT, scientists will report that the organoids survived for extended periods of time -- two months in one case -- and even connected to lab animals' circulatory and nervous systems, transferring blood and nerve signals between the host animal and the implanted human cells," reports Inverse. "This is an unprecedented advancement for mini-brain research." From the report: That mini-brains can even be grown in the lab is a huge advancement in the first place, as they have many of the same characteristics as living human brains that are in the early stages of development. Though they're not "alive" in the same sense that you and I are, they grow and are organized into different layers like our brains are. They even react in similar ways to stimuli like psychedelic drugs. Organoids are poised to revolutionize research on the human brain since scientists can perform tests on them that would be unethical to attempt on living humans. STAT also reports that a third lab, in addition to the two presenting at the Society for Neuroscience meeting, has successfully connected human brain organoids to blood vessels. This attempt veered into such challenging ethical territory, though, that the lab reportedly paused its efforts.

193 comments

  1. Does size matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you grew a brain twice as large as a persons brain would it be twice as intelligent?

    1. Re:Does size matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A raven's brain is much smaller, but not that much dumber.
      An elephant's brain is much larger, but quite a bit dumber. (... is what my brain is telling me. ;)

      It's not just the number of neurons, but the number and configuration of connections aswell. Plus how "broadcast" signals work. (Chemicals that spread through the whole brain, instead of just at the synaptic cleft.

      We need to invest in breeding raven brains the size of an elephant’s!
      But please let's try to avoid ... well ...

    2. Re: Does size matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the brains are larger because they have more muscle cells and therefore need more neurons to control them. You have to normalize the brain volume with the animals size.

    3. Re: Does size matter? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Yes. There's a mathematical relation between body size and brain size that largely accounts for the additional amount of brain necessary to operate a larger body. Naturally, I don't remember the name of the equation or the equation itself. IIRC, it has an exponent or logarithm. If you're less lazy that I am, you could let https://duckduckgo.com/?q=rela... find it for you. (There may be a better search argument.)

      There are outliers. I think African Grey Parrots might be one of them on one side, and echo-locating cetaceans a bunch more on the other side.

      In honor of the recent centennial of the start of the 11 time-zone-wide 7-decade-long experiment that answered the question "Does Marxism deliver what was promised?", an obsolete joke.

      Behold the Soviet Union's latest triumph: The world's largest microchip!

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    4. Re: Does size matter? by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      A couple of links. One with graph, one without.

      Some groups of bird species seem to be smarter than the brain and body mass numbers would suggest. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      It seems I was FOS regarding the cetaceans. They are on both sides -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... -- of the line.

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  2. Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ethical is informing someone of the risks, not misrepresent anything for the purpose of obtaining consent.

    Moral is can't do it at all because of some taboo.

    Mini brains in mice are a clever workaround. As long as we can pretrnd its like growing vegetables, its ok.

    Scientists should be careful to ensure they can't communicate meaningfully with these minibrains, because the instant one of those things signals that it's hurting or wants the pain to stop, the ethics and morals will apply again and we will be having strange discussions about whether those mini brains come with souls or not.

    1. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Scientists should be careful to ensure they can't communicate meaningfully with these minibrains, because the instant one of those things signals that it's hurting or wants the pain to stop, the ethics and morals will apply again and we will be having strange discussions about whether those mini brains come with souls or not.

      I see...so your answer to how to deal with one of these things trying to communicate intelligently that it is in pain...is to ensure we don't listen to it. Nice one champ.

    2. Re: Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      the instant one of those things signals that it's hurting or wants the pain to stop, the ethics and morals will apply again

      Just like with the rats, mice, chimps, rabbits and other animals... right?

      We stop with those too, right?

      Itâ(TM)s got nothing to do with ethics or morals and everything to do with rights.

      No precedent says a dish grown mini-brain has rights... so they will grow, slice, dice and do whatever they please to iâZt regardless of any pain or suffering it perceives.

    3. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This really isn't new, just twisted. Humans are animals. The experience of a human is simply consciousness, and very much the same as any of the great apes or many of the lessar apes. When you examine animal intelligence, knowledge, memory, animal brains are animal brains. In a very real sense, animals are people. Not all animals are persons, but not all people are persons. Many humans are not self-aware, and certainly there are animals that are. Planet of the Apes, and that aspect of Narnia for real, animals are indeed conscious, know what they are, know what we are, feel pain, yada yada yada for all intents and purposes of ethical consideration, by and large, animals are people, and some animals are human, and I mean there are dogs that are human and cats that are human (not homo sapiens, but human nevertheless).

      When civilization became a thing, there eventually was a push to civilize the savages, tramatically, destructively, but that was only due to stupidity and brutality, nevertheless, savages were civilized. We should be civilizing the animal savages, give every Koko a kitten. Life is precious, and as the smartest life we know of in the Universe, we need fo make life more comfortable for all concsious life, have respect for it and more, make things better.

        We crossed the ethical line when eating people became the most delicious way to feed civilization, and by people I mean pigs and cows etc., because the brains of all higher species will have a quite similar experience of being what they are in the world. You know that your cat feels a needle in it's skin exactly the way you do, but your cat isn't a little bitch like humans that eat meat. Cat's don't know any better. What's our excuse?

    4. Re:Ethics or morals? by fisted · · Score: 1

      Many humans are not self-aware

      Excuse me?

    5. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a long way to go before you write clearly. Your post is a mess,

      Life is precious...

      Celery. Pathogenic bacteria.

    6. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morals are guidelines for behaviour. Ethics are their practical application; that is, how you choose or elect to act. This theme is nicely explored in the film "Election."

    7. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many humans are not self-aware

      Excuse me?

      As in brain-dead.

    8. Re:Ethics or morals? by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

      Many humans are not self-aware

      Excuse me?

      He's got a point, have you seen some of the stupidity in this world? Anything self-aware wouldn't be this stupid.

    9. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he/she's referring to comatose people or the severely mentally challenged.

    10. Re:Ethics or morals? by fisted · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that those people know the concept "I", since that's what they're usually all about

    11. Re:Ethics or morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is /. where there is no such thing as a soul.

  3. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Damn, I've got to quit trying to be coherent when typing on a smartphone; it's hopeless. Still, it ought to be fairly easy to figure out WTF I was trying to say. ;)

  4. Anything Goes Apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I could have sworn there were laws against this kind of experimentation, but I guess in the face of the threat of being "left behind" all that stuff is out the window and anything goes now?
    So I'm allowed to grow a giant human brain in a jar now if I like? It's ok apparently because 'they're not "alive" in the same sense that you and I are'.

  5. I know how this ends by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Funny
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    You are welcome on my lawn.
    1. Re:I know how this ends by mark-t · · Score: 0

      Nope. Thatâ(TM)s a mouse.

    2. Re:I know how this ends by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Nope. Thatâ(TM)s a mouse.

      #fakenews

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    3. Re:I know how this ends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given your name, I was wondering if you had first-hand experience :)

    4. Re:I know how this ends by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Actually, it ends with Ben, the king of rats.

      suggested tag for this article = whatcouldgowrong

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    5. Re:I know how this ends by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Actually it ends with Ben, the king of rats.

      Suggested tag - whatcouldgowrong

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      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    6. Re:I know how this ends by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Actually it ends with Ben, the king of rats.

      I loved that movie. A young Meredith Baxter...

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      You are welcome on my lawn.
    7. Re:I know how this ends by Tim12s · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of:

      http://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local...

    8. Re:I know how this ends by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      whatcouldgowrong

      The mice will invade Australia, rename it to Mousetralia, and then make Sydney (henceforth known as Disney) her new capital?

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    9. Re:I know how this ends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Algernon

    10. Re:I know how this ends by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking of this.

    11. Re:I know how this ends by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Oh, it's a lot worse than that, I am afraid!

      Frankie and Benjy are calling the Vogons - the experiment is a failure!

      http://villains.wikia.com/wiki...

    12. Re: I know how this ends by volodymyrbiryuk · · Score: 1

      Master Splinter

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      sudo rm -r -f --no-preserve-root /
    13. Re:I know how this ends by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      That's almost like my idea of invading Canada.

      Change colour to yellow from red.
      Change Maple Leaf to Banana.
      Rename Country Banana.
      Lock changes into law and give the country.

      Still 50% A, eh :)

    14. Re:I know how this ends by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      NIMH

  6. BUT DO THEY HAVE A SOUL ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is ungodly.
    And that's why I like it.
    When can we expect to see the details on Hackaday?

  7. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    “People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.”
      Stephen Hawking

  8. another incarnation of Project B.R.A.I.N. by Idisagree · · Score: 3

    Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

            Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!

  9. Science safety tip: by joe_frisch · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it sounds like the intro to a horror movie / game, maybe you should think twice about proceeding....

    1. Re:Science safety tip: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sure sounds like the Secret of NIHM. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt00...

    2. Re:Science safety tip: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Science safety tip: by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      If it sounds like the intro to a horror movie / game, maybe you should think twice about proceeding....

      Why? We've had this for centuries and millennia in reverse form, rat brains in human bodies, we call them politicians.

    4. Re:Science safety tip: by joe_frisch · · Score: 1

      Look how well that has worked out......

  10. Rat Multiborgs by aiht · · Score: 1

    I'm still not worried about an imminent invasion of rat multiborgs.

  11. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Are you sure about your IQ? Because you might want to get refund on the test.

  12. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That might have to do with who you hang out with and where you live.

    I have found that the smartest Republicans are at least as smart as the smartest Democrats. And I have found that both Democrats and Republicans lie about the same.

    But I have also found that the smarter the Republican is, the more likely he is to lie to the public and tell the truth to his allies, while the smarter the Democrat is, the more likely he is to lie to his allies and tell the truth to the public.

    Personally, I would rather have someone lie to their ally and tell the public the truth.

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  13. I for one... by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2

    Welcome our new hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional overlords.

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    Some days I get the sinking feeling Orwell was an optimist.
    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hail!

  14. Drugs? Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So scientists create brains in rats and then give them drugs?

    Wtf kind of science are we doing nowdays?

  15. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Politicians can finally achieve the body type that best suits them!

  16. Pickle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pickle Rickkkkkk !!!!!

  17. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by rtb61 · · Score: 0, Troll

    That is intelligence how about emotional and empathic responses. The typical Republicans are psychopaths as the leaders with narcissists as the minions, willing to do anything for anyone for empty compliments about how great they are and a minimum wage. I would not really call them homo sapiens as there is sufficient genetic cerebral anti-social differences to call them a sub species, a parasitical subspecies. The sooner psychopaths are eliminated in the womb the better off humanity will be, no more wars.

    I prefer people to be a bit more human, a bit more understanding, that shallow supposedly smart believers of nonsense that feeds their ego. Ever consider smart people stop playing smart for intelligent reasons, leaving the not so smart to ponce about posing with crap, their ego on shallow empty self preening displays. That is of course the norm for the US Tesla the fool and Edison the genius, well at least that's the story painted by US corporate greed (Edison not that smart, just a typical plotting and scheming psychopath making use of corruption to get rich but that is the American Dream, getting rich off a bunch of poor workers backs, the more and the poorer the better).

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  18. nerves perve and synapse lapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you think live cells are going to do squished-up next to eachother? Give Billary blojobs ? Random mates grow lusty rapes ... kinda like the human nicotine receptors ... whatever sticks pricks and near progressive azzwholes every prick has a stick ! No big deal when you lay back, toggle out a few induced dipoles and enjoy the twitch.

  19. Life is not a binary switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Life is a gradient!
    Something can be just a bit alive!
    These brains certainly aren’t dead, now are they?

    Single atoms are less alive than chemical compounds.
    Normal chemical compounds are less alive than prions, but more alive than single atoms.
    Prions are less alive than complex proteins, but more alive than normal chemical compounds.
    Complex proteins are less alive than viruses, but more alive than complex simple prions.
    Viruses are less alive than bacteria, but more alive than complex proteins.
    Bacteria are less alive than something multi-cellular, but more alive than viruses.
    Something multi-cellular is less alive than something with a nervous system, but more alive than bacteria.
    Something with a nervous system is less alive than something with a full brain, but more alive than something multi-cellular.
    Something with a brain is less alive than somebody actually thinking for himself, but more alive than something with just a nervous system.
    And an individual is more alive than a mere passive-thinker.

    Those mini-brains may still be smarter than your “average Joe”. :P

    1. Re:Life is not a binary switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really.

      Self-replication is a distinct feature of something being considered alive. In that case, the questionable range would be prions and viruses. Everything before that isn't alive, and everything after that, definitely is.

    2. Re:Life is not a binary switch! by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Is fire alive?

  20. Where's Pinky? by lkroll4565 · · Score: 1

    lolol So now we know how Brain was created. :)

    1. Re: Where's Pinky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't pinkies what we feed to pet snakes and frogs?

  21. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nice word vomit. Did a fake research paper alogrithm write that for you?

  22. Rats of NIMH by mentil · · Score: 2

    Please tell me one of the rats was named Nicodemus.

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    Corruption is convincing someone that the selfless ideal is the same as their selfish ideal.
  23. IQ gives psychopaths good scores! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    IQ is a bad measurement of intelligence, because it is designed for psychopaths. It completely ignores the skills that played a key role in human success: Social behavior, empathy, etc.

    So ... funny, how it's so popular with the psychopaths like you, that want to dominate US culture. Which can only fail in the long run, as teamwork always tr... what's the word again? ... t... trrr... *distorts his face in pain*

    But you clearly don't even have a high IQ... considering how you still believe that the “Democrats” and "Republicans" are different groups.

    1. Re: IQ gives psychopaths good scores! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your complaint about IQ as a measure of intelligence is that it doesn't measure other things than intelligence.

    2. Re:IQ gives psychopaths good scores! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post is how a typical dullwit collectivis -- threatened by intelligent individuals -- reacts to IQ testing.
      You even contradict yourself by first dismissing it for irrelevant reasons, then implying it has validity by saying the poster must be low IQ for believing such-and-such.

    3. Re:IQ gives psychopaths good scores! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IQ is a bad measurement of intelligence, because it is designed for psychopaths. It completely ignores the skills that played a key role in human success: Social behavior, empathy, etc.

      Social behavior and empathy have little to do with intelligence. Dogs are great at both and they eat poop and are terrible at math and programming. Just terrible.

      What so many people fail to understand is that intelligence tests do not measure all behavior and human worth, why would they? Those tests do measure attributes that are the best indicators we have for a multitude of cognitive abilities and life successes.

  24. Could be really good for studying axon growth by notil · · Score: 1

    To one day direct them down a spine and into some new prosthetic legs.

  25. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by cdsparrow · · Score: 0

    And me without a mod points... :(

  26. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful

    as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments

    All humans are swayed by illogical things. Though you can mitigate it, there's nothing you can do to prevent it.

  27. Says Who? by sexconker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Though they're not "alive" in the same sense that you and I are, they grow and are organized into different layers like our brains are. They even react in similar ways to stimuli like psychedelic drugs.

    Who's to say what they experience or feel? That they're not alive? Seems to me they're making them as close to a live brain as possible, so...

    1. Re:Says Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill meeeeee....

  28. Jesus H. Christ... by Nicolas+Cage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is horrifying. How could you go home and sleep at night after working on something like this?

    Growing extra organs in or on animals is already pretty grotesque, but at least that has obvious and practical applications. But this? This is some shit, man...

    1. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on 5000 thread Egyptian probably

      lol captcha was 'immune'

    2. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calm down.

      These "mini-brains" are not what you think. They are not complete human brains at a smaller scale. The processing power just isn't there. They don't have the means (not even the space, let alone the billion other factors) to develop into functioning human brains.

      These are human nervous tissue samples, kept alive inside a rat body. They are not people. And never will be. That is what makes it ok to create them.

      And the practical applications are simple: the effects of various drugs can be directly tested, which could speed the development of life-saving medicines. You wan't life-saving medicines to be on the market, saving lives, don't you? Seriously, we need this.

      You think it is inhumane? You want it to stop? Fine, all the humans who died of treatable nervous diseases because it took decades to get the medicines properly tested....their blood is on your hands.

    3. Re: Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horrifying?

      What did someone grow an extra pussy on you?

    4. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Probably after tucking the rats in and reading them a bedtime story, because all of a sudden they've started complaining when you get ready to leave the lab if you don't.

    5. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Rujiel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Fine, all the humans who died of treatable nervous diseases because it took decades to get the medicines properly tested....their blood is on your hands."

      That''s assuming that anything comes of the research, which is just that, an assumption. You' re offering a false choice and tagging it with phony morality. You could make the same arguments to justify nazi experimentation too--" hundreds died to save thousands"--so spare me your "calm down".

    6. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is horrifying. How could you go home and sleep at night after working on something like this?

      I mean, right?

      We don't need more small-brained rats. We have enough politicians in the world as it is...

    7. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      "You' re offering a false choice and tagging it with phony morality"

      There's a lot of that going on lately. Self-bestowed moral superiority provides all kinds of nifty benefits and group advantages. One could be the justification to preemptively commit violence on others based on perception of pending danger.

      "I had to bash that guy in the skull because his words were going to be violent to me."

    8. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. And when no practical application whatsoever comes out of this "research", can we kill those "scientists"?

    9. Re: Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HE IS that extra pussy on someone else.

    10. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you could not make the same arguments to justify nazi experimentation. You just used the strawman fallacy. People resort to fallacies when they are wrong.

      Nazi experimentation was done on humans. This experimentation is being done on rats. Do you see the difference there?

      You eat animals every day, as does most of the world (vegetarians excepted). It is the default position of most of humanity that animals are a natural resource that can be harvested for consumption and experimentation. We do go so far as to use anesthetics and what-not to minimize animal suffering, and that is enough.

      The same is not true of humans. So my argument stands, whereas yours does not.

      As to your second point.....

      It is true that we don't know what we will learn from experimentation until after we have performed it. But it is guaranteed that we will learn nothing if we do not perform it. The possibility of an experiment that yields no fruit is no justification for the halting of science, since science requires that we take these risks, and its benefits justify these risks over the long haul.

    11. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by MonteCarloMethod · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that there is no such thing as a properly executed experiment (one or more of which we shall call research) from which useful datapoints cannot be drawn. Whether or not these useful datapoints are publishable in the academic environment in which we live or will be the catalyst to develop a new drug/treatment/methodology etc. is another question entirely.

    12. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killing those scientists would be murder.

      Killing rats is not murder, even if those rats include some human cells.

    13. Re:Jesus H. Christ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god damn you are an idiot read the post you replied to again

  29. differentiation by slothman32 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Any brain can integrate; wake me up when they can find derivatives.

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    Why don't you guys have friends or journals?
  30. Souls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What have schizophrenic delusional concepts to do with any of this?

    The discussion is about whether anyone seriously think it's OK to hurt something that tells us it hurts and wants it to stop.
    And the answer is no, btw. Unless you're in a Nazi concentration camp and asking one of the doctors there.

    1. Re: Souls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please do not toss around words like schizophrenia like you know what they mean. You don't. You're only being offensive to those afflicted with a serious illness and their families who have to deal with it.

    2. Re: Souls? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ...failure to understand what is real. Common symptoms include false beliefs, unclear or confused thinking...

      Surely that applies to quite a lot of people who object to such research, especially for the I-have-this-dusty-old-book kind of reasons.

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      Ezekiel 23:20
  31. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

    “People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.”

      Stephen Hawking

    Well screw you. I can kick a ball.

    -- Some Guy on the old Fires of Heaven boards whose name I can't remember.

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  32. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Scarletdown · · Score: 2

    And when the Internet is invented, I think it will be really cool if people on it misquote me.

    -- Abraham Lincoln

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  33. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by MrKaos · · Score: 5, Interesting
    We only need to remove the political rhetoric from your post for it to be closer to truth..

    The typical Political archetypes are psychopaths as the leaders with narcissists as the minions, willing to do anything for anyone for empty compliments about how great they are

    For what we can see politics has become so dis-functional with the identity game that it is precisely what attracts psychopaths and narcissists. The image of competence. Meanwhile, the competent are subject to all of the games psychopaths and narcissists play, manipulating people.

    Your example of Tesla and Edison is a good one, especially considering that when Einstein was asked, What's it like to be the smartest man in the world? he replied: "I don't know, you would have to ask Nicola Tesla." It's a good example of what this sickness costs our species.

    I'm only pointing it out because I think that sickness overshadows politics and we have to fix politics to prevent psychopaths spreading their corruption throughout our society.

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    My ism, it's full of beliefs.
  34. Please don't make rats any smarter. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    they are smart enough. I'm glad they destroy these experiments.

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  35. Frankie? Benjy? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Is that you?

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    "Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
  36. Upon hearing this by boudie2 · · Score: 0

    Louis CK took his penis out and started masturbating furiously.
    Slow news day, I guess.

  37. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Current societal evolution does not favor kind, intelligent, thoughtful, passionate, respectful, people. The best we can hope for is that it never selects AGAINST these traits.

  38. Our future AI overlords defeated by Rat overlords by ElRabbit · · Score: 1

    Interesting times ahead, probably too many scientist on the loose on this planet for its own good

  39. God help us all by hyades1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Human Mini-Brains Growing Inside Rat Bodies Are Starting To Integrate"

    Big deal. So they've invented vat-grown lawyers.

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    I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
    1. Re:God help us all by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      My nose! It burns! Mt. Dew all over the screen......

      If only I had mod points....But I would be torn between:
      +1 Funny
      +1 Insightful
      I think Insightful wins....even though you coated my screen with Mr Dew...

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    2. Re:God help us all by hyades1 · · Score: 1

      Love your sig!

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    3. Re:God help us all by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I owned a rat when I was a kid. They only live to be two years old. I was almost 15 before I learned to integrate. If they figured it out in under two years, they are doing pretty good.

  40. Good news for calculus, I guess by CSMoran · · Score: 1

    Human Mini-Brains Growing Inside Rat Bodies Are Starting To Integrate

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  41. DUDE! by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    I want a spare brain! That would be great, like having SMP in my head! I guess it wouldn't really fit in my head though. I'd have to put it somewhere else. Like maybe on top of my head, under a glass dome like Mojo Jojo.

    1. Re:DUDE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be too enthusiastic. The other brain will be like another person. Might or might not like you. Might only be interested in boring stuff. . .

    2. Re:DUDE! by burtosis · · Score: 2

      Or, perhaps instead you could give yourself an actual second brain down there. Then you can safely use the phrase "don't blame me, it has a mind of its own."

    3. Re:DUDE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your brain is already dual-core.
      Cut the corpus callosum and you are effectively two people.

      Check out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Split-brain

  42. What a slippery slope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember exactly this being one of those things that were "never going to happen" as said by techno-optimists to people they were accusing of engaging in slippery slope thinking.

  43. Frankenstein by joao.cordeiro · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I do love how the author comes up with a lovely name like "mini brains" for something that can be compared to Frankenstein.

  44. And you are offering *nothing* by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Your own "morality" would lead to NO such experiment and no alternative to test on nervous system. because let us face it, the alternative is to test on human, higher cephalic order animals similar to human or no test at all. You are the same type of people which were horrified by ears being grown on rat.... Well yuppeee doo you are the same backward type of people which would hurt all medicine because they can't stand the "sacro saint whatever". Your comparison to nazi (and therefore mengele) show your end game. The reality is that those experiment have NO ethical implication, the amount of nervous tissue barely being similar in size than an insect brain. The moment you CITED nazi to compare this experiment was the moment which showed your true color.

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    1. Re:And you are offering *nothing* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >our own "morality" would lead to NO such experiment and no alternative to test on nervous system. because let us face it, the alternative is to test on human, higher cephalic order animals similar to human or no test at all.

      The experiments we perform today couldn't even be imagined by people 1000 years ago, and the same will probably be true 1000 years from now. While I can sympathize with "literally nothing else is possible" , an appeal to "I can't think of anything else" is distinct and a weak argument IMO.

      For example, consider the computational models that other neuroscientists are using study the human brain. Who's to say such methods could not be extended to gather the information the techniques in this article will?

    2. Re:And you are offering *nothing* by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      This was a bit what I meant with my comment "offering nothing is not an argument on itself" as well. The question here, was if there can be some validity in finding the experiment an ethical/moral issue. Claiming it is definitely not, because one can't imagine other alternatives, is a very weak argument. Would it become unethical the moment another alternative is discovered, then? Even if it had *no* (as was claimed) ethical dimension at all before? This seems absurd.

      And if one takes the very same premise, and say "well, we need to test out this deadly parasite in living humans; there are no alternatives, since it's a human-specialized parasite" is one agreeing this poses no ethical issue, since "there are no alternatives"?

      Both cases show that 'there being no alternatives', and finding something an ethical/moral problem, have nothing to do with each other.

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  45. Re:When Will This Work On Republicans? by Z80a · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When you have to choose between two people trying to ruin your life, and one of em is very smart and talented and the other is a complete dumbass, i don't think you would choose the more capable one.

  46. Ratios are relevant by DrYak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you grew a brain twice as large as a persons brain would it be twice as intelligent?

    Very serious answer :
    size plays some role, but only in relation of other metrics.

    - You need to compare the ratio between the size of the brain and the overall size of the body that said brain needs to control.
    The more body you need to control, the more primary motor and sensory zone you need inside the brain to control it.
    i.e.: the more you needs cells in the brain whose primary role is to be connected to part of the body.

    A human has a brain of around a kilogram. An elephant's is a bit under 5kg, a whale is a bit 8 kg.
    That doesn't mean that whales laugh at our "inability to come with a good theory of everything and struggle with string theory instead". It's just that whales have a lot more "whale" to move around and thus need the corresponding brain parts to control it.

    - You need to compare the amount of neurons (the actual brain cells doing the work) to the amount of other cells (the support cells that help the whole thing work out). (It's an approximation but you got the thing).
    Part of the reason why dolphins aren't winning Nobel prizes yet (apart from obvious specie-ism) is also because they have brain better adapted to their harsh environment (cold seas). Part of their brain size isn't due to neurons working to make them intelligent, but to all the other support cells making sure that the brain keeps working without any problem under circumstances where a human would have been frozen.

    - You need to have a look at the brain surface. The more intelligent species (great apes, cetaceans, etc.) have found way to cram more brain power in tighter volumes by wrinkling and crumbling the surface : we tend to have deeper sulci.

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    1. Re:Ratios are relevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thin privilege is needing to exert less mental capacity to regulate one's body.

    2. Re:Ratios are relevant by dinfinity · · Score: 2

      In this case the big difference seems to be in network topology:
      "However, the layered structure of the whale neocortex is known to be simpler than that of humans and most other mammals. In particular, whales lack cortical layer IV, and thus have five neocortical layers to humankind's six. This means that the wiring of connections into and out of the neocortex is much different in whales than in other mammals."
      ( https://blogs.scientificameric... )

      The source also mentions that (some) cetaceans have (much) larger neocortical surfaces than humans. We are also not the top scorer when it comes to neurons in the cerebral cortex:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Our brain apparently contains a fairly minor difference with that of other advanced mammals which clearly gives us a huge advantage. According to Wikipedia, the following characterizes layer IV:
      "Neurons in layer IV receive the majority of the synaptic connections from outside the cortex (mostly from thalamus), and themselves make short-range, local connections to other cortical layers.[10] Thus, layer IV is the main recipient of incoming sensory information and distributes it to the other layers for further processing."
      ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... )

      There are many guesses to be made as to what that difference is:
      - attention?
      - dynamic encoding of concepts?
      - consciousness?

      The day we find out (and we will) will be both enlightening and sobering, I believe.

    3. Re:Ratios are relevant by jittles · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason why dolphins aren't winning Nobel prizes yet (apart from obvious specie-ism) is also because they have brain better adapted to their harsh environment (cold seas). Part of their brain size isn't due to neurons working to make them intelligent, but to all the other support cells making sure that the brain keeps working without any problem under circumstances where a human would have been frozen.

      So long, and thanks for all the fish!

  47. There is prior art by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

    Apparently the current American president is the first succesful example of implanting a mini-brain in a rat.

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  48. Sorry, the Dumbocrats are first on the list! by Chas · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Apparently Trump's victory, after being told that Killary was a "sure thing", broke you people so severely that you and all your buddies lost even a feigned semblance of a mind.

    So, out of compassion, every Dumbocrat has been pushed to the head of the list.

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  49. Made me uneasy, but lets continue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite evoking horror movie flashbacks, who does it hurt and what the knowledge would be useful.

  50. Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight? by technophebe · · Score: 1

    The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

  51. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments

    Well, it's an improvement on the normal slashdot "as someone with an IQ too high to be measured by your puny sheeple methods" I suppose.

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  52. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by tehcyder · · Score: 2

    Nice word vomit. Did a fake research paper alogrithm write that for you?

    Translation: I disagree with you but I can't be arsed to respond to your points so I'll throw out a general insult instead.

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  53. Algernon by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    I guess I need to hurry and buy some flowers wile I stil kan kount.

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  54. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course not, years of scientific research have proved that Republicans are human bodies with rat brains.

  55. Rat Scratch Fever by pipingguy · · Score: 2

    The horror movie script just writes itself, doesn't it?

    1. Re:Rat Scratch Fever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want a horror movie script?
      Google zombie ant fungus

    2. Re:Rat Scratch Fever by cboslin · · Score: 1

      Why did a true story about a parasitic fungus living on and killing an entire ant colony get modded to zero.

      You start looking for weirdness in nature and you find it all the time, the trick is knowing what is truly 'nature' and what is 'man made'.

      Anyone else remember reading about the tornadoe that hit a small town in the midwest and multiple people reported to the hospital with black fibers moving and growing out of their bodies?

      Evidently these fibers would move toward heat and light sources and work against attempts to remove them.

      Real world is always more interesting and weirder than what hollywood can make up and yes would make for a great horror movie.

  56. Comforting ... Discomforting by fygment · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Comforting: one lab paused it's efforts because someone somewhere raised ethical challenges. Excellent as it indicates someone is giving some thought to what is going on.

    Discomforting: these things aren't 'alive' in the same sense as you and I so they can be experimented upon in ways that would be deemed unethical. Chilling that someone somewhere sees this as a loophole.

    One of the most frightening developments to appear in /. in a while.

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    1. Re:Comforting ... Discomforting by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I would not consider not being alive as a loophole, but rather as a valid distinction. There are plenty of experiments involving human tissue. Do you object to all of them, or just some of them?

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  57. The Secret of NIMH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sounds very much like The Secret of NIMH

    1. Re:The Secret of NIMH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do rechargeable batteries have to do with this?

  58. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny you should mention that; as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments, I've found that smartest Republicans I've never met tend to be measurably more intelligent than the smartest Democrats (of course, they're still all idiots to me).

    Liberals and Conservatives are both equally likely to reject science when it doesn't fit with their ideals;

    http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550617731500

  59. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a non-ideological person, but there are ideologically blind people. You're one of them, despite your supposedly high IQ. I also have you marked as a science denialist, so I'll add to the calls for you to get a refund on that test.

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  60. yet we should we worried about AI? by tommeke100 · · Score: 2

    They are integrating human brains in rats, but we should be scared of AI?

  61. Starting to integrate by cstacy · · Score: 1

    I don't think we need to really worry until they start to differentiate. Then they will be on to PDEs, vector analysis, and so on. While people are wringing their hands over Artificial Intelligence, the ratbrains will escape the lab, organize an army of nuclear-surviving cockroaches, and take over the planet. Unless the dolphins achieve spaceflight when nobody's looking.

  62. Let's step back a bit... by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    People find this "icky" because we're growing neurons in a glass, but they have no problem with liver cells or muscle cells. Why, exactly?

    A clump of neurons is not sentient, nor is it going to be sentient. Not even if it develops in layers. Without external influence and control, it is going to be basically unstructured. It's just a bunch of cells.

    Maybe, someday, scientists will be able to provide the stimuli necessary to make a clump of neurons into something more. That day is not yet, and these clumps aren't even close to any sort of ethical boundary.

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    1. Re:Let's step back a bit... by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      Because neurons are essential to the process of thinking itself, while liver-cells etc. don't. I'm not saying I personally see an issue here, but I DO understand why (some) people find an ethical/moral issue in it.

      After all, what one (well, you) do here, is subjectively and arbitrarily deciding a certain size to be a moral issue, and when not. Is a 'clump' the defining standard to speak of an ethical issue? What about two clumps? What about 10? 100? 10 million? Can you give objective criteria from what size, exactly, an ethical issue might occur?

      "Sentience" you say: but there isn't a clear definition of that neither. Do you mean self-aware? Or sentient in the manner that one can feel pain? If this tissue is connected (neurologically) to the brain of the rat, and the rat itself is sentient (feels pain), doesn't that create an ethical issue? What if it feels more/better the pain, now? Or is a 'higher' kind of sentience needed? But then; there are handicapped persons with severe genetic braindefects that aren't sentient in a higher context neither; isn't there a moral dilemma experimenting on these kind of handicapped people neither?

      From a clinical viewpoint, if the 'clump' of cells and neurons have any painreceptors, they can already 'feel' pain, even if they can't communicate any of it. It's impossible, I think to objectively come to a certain amount of 'clumps' from where an ethical/moral issue arises, and when not. Given that, it's not necessarily invalid that people see an ethical issue in it when it's only a clump-size you do not have any problems with. No doubt, you have people that won't see an issue with a clump the size of a whole brain neither.

      So... what clearly defined, scientific and objective criteria do you have to prove that a certain size (and which size?) of clumps poses an ethical issue, and when not? And if you agree it is, ultimately, arbitrarily chosen, then why can't other people with as much validity choose other criteria arbitrarily as well?

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  63. Oh... but by midifarm · · Score: 1

    Stem cells are the problem!

  64. offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2

    However, there is no denying there is *some* moral/ethical issue at play here, whether one likes it or not. I note you like C.Sagan's works too, so I'll go easy and not evoke the Nazis, but...

    At some point, you do have ethical issues. You bring up alternatives like 'higher cephalic animals', but surely you're aware there already is an ethical/moral issue there as well? One can say: it's too small to be of any importance. But how small is too small? When does it become an issue? I'd like to note that there are handicapped people with severe (genetic) braindistortions - for instance, lacking the higher brains. They can never get the higher functions of a normal brain, and are bound to live a life that is in essence not much more than of a animal - less than of an ape, in fact.

    So... is it now ok to experiment on such handicapped people? After all, they don't have most of the brainparts we have (theyre actually missing), and lack the capacity to think.

    No bigger than an insect-brain, you say... Is that an objective measurement from when it does or doesn't become an ethical issue? What about if it was as big as a walnut? As big as the brain of a raven, one of the smartest birds around? As big as an orange? As big as the part that is left to the severally brain-handicapped people I spoke off?

    Surely, you must see that there is not a defining border or limit to it. So, what it comes down to, is you - subjectively - finding no issue with it, because of it's size and lack of fully functional abilities like our brain. Another might find it's still no issue if it's as big as an orange. Or as big as a newborns'. Or as big as a toddlers'. Etc. and some might feel there is already an ethical issue when it's as big as an insects'.

    Point is, if you can't set objective criteria for when it is and isn't (or shouldn't) be considered an ethical issue, you can't fault anyone for finding an issue with it - not even on logical arguments. Because your own defining criteria isn't inherently logical (being of a given, arbitrary size), unless one wants to argue that there is no issue with it until it has the size of a fully grown adult. But I think you'd left most people behind with that moral stance, by then.

    I'm not saying I agree or disagree with you that testing this is a good or bad thing. I'm just acknowledging some people might have moral issues with it, and they might be valid. There is actual reason why one might see this being a moral/ethical issue; since your or mine (or doctor Mengele's ;-p) criteria for what constitutes a moral/ethical dilemma isn't the same. Unless you come up with clearly defined, objective criteria that define when there's a moral/ethical issue and when not, I don't think you can claim another's' ethical dilemma is wrong, per sé. Having a 'certain', arbitrary chosen size isn't a good criterion in this regard.

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    1. Re:offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Surely, you must see that there is not a defining border or limit to it.

      So? There's not a defining border or limit to lots of things. What's a big pile of sand? How many sand grains or kilograms or whatever do you want for a lower limit? Now, I put one sand grain onto three others: is that a big pile of sand? Are you willing to say it's not, even without a clear defining border?

      Borders tend to be stretchy and vague, but in many cases there's cases that are clearly on one side or another.

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    2. Re:offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      Cases that are clearly on one side or another are cases where a general consensus exist, or that can be logically and objectively argued from a commonly accepted premise. The former - seen all the comments - is clearly not the case here, and for the latter I'm still waiting to hear your first logical reasoning why an insects' size would not matter, but a walnuts' size (etc.), for instance, would. So the point remains you didn't argue in a logical way why your criteria would be the only valid one, and why, if you remain arbitrary in yours, others can't do the same with the same validity.

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    3. Re:offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm not putting something forth, I'm disagreeing with your argument. A lack of a defining border is irrelevant. It's possible to classify things as "large enough", "small enough", and "somewhere in the middle", bearing in mind that those borders are fuzzy. You were using a slippery slope argument.

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    4. Re:offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      You are misinterpreting the argument. The fact that there is not a defining border was not an argument pro or con the experiment itself, it was to establish the fact the parent poster did not give an objective reason why a certain size would matter. It is relevant, therefor, to establish the size was arbitrarily chosen. Yet, his argument to not see an ethical issue in it, was based on the fact it was of "an insects' size" - a size he arbitrarily chose (or at least, to which he didn't give any objective reasons for) and which he then claims, 'therefor, it is not an ethical issue'.

      My point is and remains: if he can choose an arbitrary size to claim something is an ethical issue or not, why can't another, with the same validity, choose another size - equally arbitrary, for instance; of even one cell, to claim it *IS* an ethical issue?

      You should note that it was not me that started with any slope - slippery or not about the size - but the parent poster did. I wasn't using a slippery-slope argument (btw, I've found that there is also an anti-slippery-slope-fallacy being used these days, as if it has somehow been proven a slippery slope argument can never be correct, which is obviously false as well), but I was using reciprocity of argument.

      The point of the matter is and remains, that giving an arbitrarily chosen size without any rational reasoning or clarification of why that size is chosen apart from a personal whim, is not a valid argument to argue it is, or isn't, an ethical issue.

      I already tried to explain this in my last post. You tried to counter it with saying there are cases that are clearly on one side or another, but since this is not such a case - the comments here, and the fact the lab itself put it on hold because of the ethical ramifications indicate this - this is *also* not an argument, in this particular instance, to claim it isn't an ethical issue.

      Now, it may be you didn't put that forth the original statement, but the parent poster *did*, and it was to him I was responding, to which you butted in (I first thought you were the original poster though, so maybe that caused the confusion of whom put forth what).

      In any case, just saying "it's that (arbitrarily chosen) size,so it isn't an ethical issue", is, without substantiating it with a rational reasoning or logic argumentation, a completely worthless statement. In that case, anyone has the same right to chose any size and claim it is, or isn't, an ethical issue as well. Reciprocity of argument, as I said: if one gives oneself the right to base a conclusion on arbitrarily chosen criteria, than so may any other do the same, on *their* arbitrarily chosen criteria. As far as one can consider it an argument 'pro', thus, I find it severely lacking.

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    5. Re:offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You tried to counter it with saying there are cases that are clearly on one side or another, but since this is not such a case

      Proof by blatant assertion.

      I jumped into this thread just like you did, except that I didn't claim that, since larger sizes might have an ethical issue, this has an ethical issue. That is a slippery-slope argument, and needs support you didn't give.

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    6. Re:offering *nothing* is not a argument on itself by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "Proof by blatant assertion."

      ----> "Borders tend to be stretchy and vague, but in many cases there's cases that are clearly on one side or another."

      Well, maybe you just wanted to give general truths, then, a bit like saying "the earth revolves around the sun"... in the middle of a debate that clearly was discussing a specific topic.

      I know where this is going; in a while, you're going to argue about semantics, and what this word or that word means to you versus what it means to me, in endless repeat. I had experience enough with people who continued into pedantry to not already note the signs. These sort of debates never go anywhere.

      "except that I didn't claim that"

      As said in my former post; I was answering the parent poster. Even when I was answering you afterwards, I first thought it was the same person (aka, that you were the parent poster). Whether you claimed the original statement or not, does nothing to the fact the parent poster DID claim it, and it was to THAT which I made my argument, which is an argument of reciprocity, nothing else.

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  65. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    What does your IQ have to due with following or not following an ideology.
    We are creatures of our environment. So if we were exposed to an ideology, many aspects link to you as true. And logical counter arguments will either be considered irrelevant, immoral, or just over simplistic. As we have created an idea on how the world should work in our heads inspired by our environment.

    People who think they are not affected by ideology are often more likely to be more ingrained then those who realize their tendency. This may stop and listen to the counter argument a bit more. Then using their brain power to create a counter argument.

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  66. Re:When Will This Work On Republicans? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    However influences for leaders is more important than intelligence or skill. If the dumbass is more influential there will be more poeople trying to turn your life.

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  67. -o- by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Human Mini-Brains Growing Inside Rat Bodies Are Starting To Integrate

    Not creepy at all.

  68. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

    Funny you should mention that; as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments, I've found that smartest Republicans I've never met tend to be measurably more intelligent than the smartest Democrats (of course, they're still all idiots to me).

    Posting to undo an accidental positive moderation . Just like you deserve

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  69. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure about your IQ? Because you might want to get refund on the test.

    You have to admit, he made the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect

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  70. The next evolution would be... by jennatalia · · Score: 0

    Pickle Rick!

  71. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

    Funny you should mention that; as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments, I've found that smartest Republicans I've never met tend to be measurably more intelligent than the smartest Democrats (of course, they're still all idiots to me).

    Liberals and Conservatives are both equally likely to reject science when it doesn't fit with their ideals;

    http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1948550617731500

    As a wildly reviled pragmatist, I can NetCraft level confirm that.

    I would add however, that the liberal version of science denial provably pales in comparison to the crypto-conservative version.

    But as a non-idealist, I'm willing to accept what science tells me. Whatever I "believe" or not "believe" is based on my support or lack of for various theories or hypotheses.

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  72. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a non-ideological person, but there are ideologically blind people.

    Not the OP, but your statement is veering close to the terrible atheism is a religion argument.

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  73. Best SD headline ever! by guygo · · Score: 1

    And I find it VERY impressive. Those rats never even got past 5th-grade algebra.

  74. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    People who think they are not affected by ideology are often more likely to be more ingrained then those who realize their tendency. This may stop and listen to the counter argument a bit more. Then using their brain power to create a counter argument.

    Is existential nihilsm an ideal?

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  75. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    *ding*ding*ding*
    You win the internets today, unless Type44Q was intentionally saying, "that smartest Republicans I've never met ", means that you will NEVER MEET a smart republican...

    too funny

  76. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny you should mention that; as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments, I've found that smartest Republicans I've never met tend to be measurably more intelligent than the smartest Democrats (of course, they're still all idiots to me).

    Something tells me your IQ is about as high as Donald Trump's.

  77. Re:When Will This Work On Republicans? by Candyman_JAC · · Score: 1

    Talk about a tiny brain. Does yours only work when it can post divisive comments with no relevance to the topic? It's posters like you that have turned this once useful forum into a wasteland of useless, infuriating drivel.

  78. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Actually that is pretty much the argument I'm making and it does apply well to ideology. There is no ideological equivalent of atheism or "none of the above." If you ask a supposedly non-ideological person their opinion on a large number of issues, you can match them to an ideology which closely aligns with their beliefs. If you ask an atheist about which supernatural beings and/or forces they believe in, there is no religion for "none."

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  79. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not by any remote unlikely chance a Republican, are you?

  80. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a beowulf cluster of these!

  81. double u tee eff, /. by mapkinase · · Score: 2

    Seriously, the title is from the dystopianest of dystopias. I am sure it's much mlless sinister than this.

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  82. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Actually that is pretty much the argument I'm making and it does apply well to ideology. There is no ideological equivalent of atheism or "none of the above." If you ask a supposedly non-ideological person their opinion on a large number of issues, you can match them to an ideology which closely aligns with their beliefs. If you ask an atheist about which supernatural beings and/or forces they believe in, there is no religion for "none."

    I'm still trying to get my head around the concept that abstinence is a sexual position.

    I'm a pragmatist, which means I tend to gravitate toward things that work. Idealogues show time and again that they will stick to their "solutions" even when they are shown not to work. Me? If something doesn't work, I'll look for and adopt something that does. A compilation of my opinoins would show me to be center right, but with wildly veering outlier opinions that are sometimes considered far right or fairly far left. Probably my closest fit is as a Barry Goldwater conservative, but even then, it's hard to pin down.

    An ideaology that is the rough equivalent of people thinking abstinence as a sexual position, or that not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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  83. Pickle Rick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I turned myself into a pickle Morty!

  84. Narf by Loyd_G · · Score: 1

    Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

    1. Re:Narf by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I think so,Brain, but how do we get the Attorney General into the wetsuit?

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  85. The Scientists Are Incompetent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the mimi-brains, they are starting to integrate. If they used full-size brains, they be solving differential equations by now.

    Dumb move, guys. Dumb move.

  86. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    I think I see your problem. You're suffering from a less severe form of ideological blindness. You see some axis of the political landscape as being ideological/pragmatic. You see yourself as being stuck against the pragmatic limit around the center-right position, and because you're against the pragmatic zero line, you're not ideological. This is quite wrong.

    Now let's look at the ideological universe as a cube. What you think of as the ideological/pragmatic axis is actually the idealistic/pragmatic axis. Then you have the left/right axis, and finally the authoritarian/libertarian axis. Now think of your positions on different issues as fine dots in this cube. Because you're against the pragmatic zero axis, your cloud is relatively large and sparse. Pragmatism isn't a lack of ideology, it's ideological flexibility. People against the idealistic maximum would have all their points condensed into one dense dot.

    So you see the entire cube represents ideology. Nobody exists outside of it. You thought you were just hanging out by the doorway of ideology because you saw ideology, rather than idealism, as the opposite of pragmatism. But you're just as much in it as anyone near the center. Don't feel bad, Neil deGrasse Tyson makes the same mistake.

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  87. Organoid glue by danamln · · Score: 1

    What if we use the ability to fuse to connect with each other. Organoid fuse one brain and then to another.

  88. Pinky and the Brain Snarf! by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

    Brain Pinky are you thinking what I'm thinking ? Pinky Yeah, but where are we going to get rubber pants that size ?

  89. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QED?

  90. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    You can't be a pragmatist without some sort of ideology.

    Being pragmatic means that you favor measures that work well towards a goal without too may ill effects. However, you have to have some idea what the goal is and what effects are ill. If you have no idea of what you want to have happen, you can't be pragmatic about it.

    If you criticize a policy for not being effective at reducing the crime rate, you're saying that reducing the crime rate is important to you. If you further criticize it for imprisoning people who aren't really harming society, you're saying that such people shouldn't be seriously punished for, say, smoking a joint.

    I suppose you could imagine an axis with "means" on on end and "ends" on the other. The "means" people are what you'd think of as ideological, who think that right conduct must bring good ends. The "ends" people would be more like you or me, being very willing to try new means, and considering that right conduct is that which brings good ends.

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  91. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't get any more anti-science than the postmodern epistemology.

  92. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    I think I see your problem.

    Your issue is that you insist that others fit in the pigeonhole that you decide they fit into. And when they don't accept that, you demand the world know that they have a problem.

    Sorry muchacho, I utterly reject your rigid outlook. I have no ideology, and atheism is not a religion. And your thoughts on the matter are.

    Regardless, you are now to have the last comment reply.

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  93. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    You can't be a pragmatist without some sort of ideology.

    Okay, I like Sophia Vergara. So she's my ideology. Now we can all be happy! ;^)

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  94. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Well then I'll use this last reply to make one last attempt to cure you of your ideological blindness: It seems to me that you hate the idea of "ideology," because you see yourself as so purely pragmatic that any hint of ideology seems far too dogmatic for your tastes. But why did you arrive at the positions you did on all of those issues? It can't all be based on hard scientific evidence because there isn't enough to make science-based decisions on most topics.

    Since I was very interested to see the political positions of someone who considers themselves to be purely pragmatic, I had a look in your post history and found this:

    But as a non-idealist, I'm willing to accept what science tells me. Whatever I "believe" or not "believe" is based on my support or lack of for various theories or hypotheses.

    Where you basically agree with me and effectively admit that you are ideological. Your support or lack of for various theories and hypotheses? That's ideology, just dressed up in scientific terms. Those beliefs aren't supported by strong scientific evidence, so it's your personal choice. And you can have some degree of idealism without ever having to deny science. I don't deny any science and I not only admit that I am ideological, but I'm not purely pragmatic either.

    I'm not trying to jam you into any small pigeonhole. I'm saying that you live in the same ideological universe as everyone else, rather than looking down from some immaculate non-ideological heaven as you believe. I'm saying you're a man and not a god, basically. A person who believes they are purely pragmatic and non-ideological believes, without any evidence that exists outside of their own minds, that they're on a higher plane of intelligence that the rest of humanity is unable or unwilling to ascend to. A startlingly dangerous belief that seems rather insane. Oddly if you were to put a few such people in a room together, their views would have little in common - have a chat with Type44Q sometime and see for yourself.

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  95. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    Agreed as a matter of fact statement, but of course, that shouldn't stop us from mitigating it as much as we can. The only proper tool we have for that, is the scientific methodology - and more broadly, indeed, logic.

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  96. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    I think you're both right to some extend. If your claim is, that no-one is outside the human experience, this is right. And yes, that also means humans can never FULLY extract themselves from ALL ideological or subjective considerations.

    However, it's also true that a specific claim, for instance "Atheism is also a religion" is still invalid. Having no religion is not a religion, just like not collecting stamps is not a hobby.

    It's also true that, while it's mayhaps impossible to completely avoid any ideology influencing ones' behavior or thoughts, this does not mean that there isn't differing level of it, nor no way of discerning an ideological one from a non-ideological one. The best tool we have for that, is the scientific methodology. You yourself already gave a hint into the juxtaposition of this with the rest, and I agree. This means, however, that 'outside' your box of ideology, there is the realm of science - as a description of reality. This also means that, even though humans - at least as we are now - may never be able to completely go outside the box, it's also true that people being atheist (and more to the point, people accepting what science tells them even to the detriment of their ideologies - as was the case with the parent poster) are more to the fringes and borders of that box than anyone else.

    I think it's from that that what you describe as 'looking down from some immaculate heaven' comes from. However, you seem to indicate this is unwarranted, while it's more likely to be warranted to some extend. IT's just *because* one is at the outer rim, that one can look more easily to the inside, and see the clusterfuck of people with strong(er) ideologies in there. One is 'above', in the sense that the vast majority of the populace is in the center, much like it's easier to see the center of our galaxy from a spiral arm, than from within the center itself.

    And just like in that analogy, you can make easier and more correct statements, or derive more correct information from 'the outer ring', then when you're in the middle of it. So it's not completely unwarranted that most people who are atheist/pragmatic/scientifically-minded, are, in fact, on a higher plain of intelligence, though the statement itself is made a bit hyperbolic by you. For instance, no scientific-minded person will argue that only his own minds counts regardless of 'any evidence that exists outside' of it; on the contrary; they will accept science-based evidence, EVEN if it contradicts their own mind on the subject. That's the whole point of it. Neither do such people argue that 'no-one else is able or unwilling' to ascend to a less-ideologically motivated plane/region. That is absurd, and you only put that in there as a form of hyperbole, let's be honest.

    Remains the fact that those people think they're 'better' in discerning the true working of the world than people who are not scientifically minded. You seem to think that is in error; but I think that is, in fact, correct. They are, can and do. For the simple reason that, the more you accept the scientific methodology and the more you are prepared to let your ideologies go in favor of the results that this gives you, the closer you come to a valid description of the observable reality. Since things based on reality work better than things that don't, it is, to all intents and purposes, indeed 'better'. Considering yourself to be better at something, when you are, in fact, better at it, is no mistake or delusion, but a correct assessment. It's not because one merely *thinks* one is better, mind you, but because the things one does or states actually are more in line with reality (they work better and give better results) than those of whom merely wallow in ideologies.

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  97. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    See my response at https://science.slashdot.org/c...

    I'm another person, btw, not the one you told to have the last reply too. ;-) Just thought I would chime in, since the topic is rather interesting.

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  98. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    " If you have no idea of what you want to have happen, you can't be pragmatic about it. "

    That's not necessarily true. One could leave the goal to others, even. Or one can give the best solution to whatever goal it is.

    For instance, take someone who doesn't take a stance on it himself, but just say: "Well, you have a group of people there: 1)if you want to eliminate them the fastest, you should proceed such and such, 2)if you want to save the most of them, you should do such and such."

    It is, thus, perfectly possible to come up with the best working solution for ANY given outcome, without taking a stance on the matter itself. Granted, that would mean one would be amoral (in contrast to being immoral, or moral), but the point is, there is no inherent necessity to have an ideology to offer the best pragmatic solution to something.

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  99. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that was so incoherent and idiotic that for a moment I thought I was reading another tweet where Trump was bragging about the size of his brain and cock.

  100. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    Nothing works on Republicans. If 30,000+ gun deaths every year means nothing to them, they are functionally insane.

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  101. Welcome to our Organoids Overlords! by cboslin · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to welcome our Organoids Overloads!

    Or as someone smarter than me said in 1971, "Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss".

    Oh snap, we did get fooled again!

  102. So, people get smarter when they lose weight? by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    And ants are far smarter than people? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  103. Do smarter sharks still act like sharks? by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Me quoting a movie review a decade ago of "Deep Blue Sea" (spoiler) as reasons colleges need to be careful about how they educate humans (including about morals): http://www.pdfernhout.net/read...
    "Some scientists are out in the middle of the ocean, trying to reproduce proteins in shark's brains. These proteins are the cure for Alzheimer's, and one character even gives a half-assed speech about how she's driven by memories of her father's mental illness. Well, to harvest more protein, that scientist makes the shark's brains four times bigger than normal and now the shark's are super-smart and eat all the scientists. Hooray."

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  104. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    as someone with too high of an IQ to be swayed by ideological (as opposed to logical) arguments

    All humans are swayed by illogical things. Though you can mitigate it, there's nothing you can do to prevent it.

    There is also indoctrination. Such as not caring, in fact shutting down the government in the past 8 years due to the budget. Obama never actually ever passed a budget. So the last one was by GW Bush, the one with the bailout. Yet all of a sudden we're worried about it to the minute detail. Now that social programs that we can't afford need to be cut.

    The other head scratcher is "gun control". World wide, we know that the more gun control we have the worse control over guns we have. There is also a good bit of racism in gun control.

  105. Re: When Will This Work On Republicans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If two people were trying to ruin my life, I'd hope it was a dumbass vs the genius. The dumbass would probably resort to something physical, and I could stand a chance of shooting him down, and be done with it forever. The genius would probably enjoy more subtle and longer durations of psychological, economic or legal torture.