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iPhone Users Complain About the Word 'It' Autocorrecting To 'I.T' On iOS 11 and Later (macrumors.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from MacRumors: At least a few hundred iPhone users and counting have complained about the word "it" autocorrecting to "I.T" on iOS 11 and later. When affected users type the word "it" into a text field, the keyboard first shows "I.T" as a QuickType suggestion. After tapping the space key, the word "it" automatically changes to "I.T" without actually tapping the predictive suggestion. A growing number of iPhone users have voiced their frustrations about the issue on the MacRumors discussion forums, Twitter, and other discussion platforms on the web since shortly after iOS 11 was released in late September. Many users claim the apparent autocorrect bug persists even after rebooting the device and performing other basic troubleshooting. A temporary workaround is to tap Settings: General: Keyboard: Text Replacement and enter "it" as both the phrase and shortcut, but some users insist this solution does not solve the problem. A less ideal workaround is to toggle off auto-correction and/or predictive suggestions completely under Settings: General: Keyboard. MacRumors reader Tim shared a video that highlights the issue.

116 comments

  1. Skynet by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Turns out the thing we needed to fear most from AI was not global thermonuclear war, but instead random jerkery in our everyday lives.

    In 10 years i.t will be like every day is April Fools day - and not in a good way.

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    1. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and fear of nuclear war is overblown unless you're Japanese. Kendall you're a fucking idiot.

    2. Re:Skynet by Excelcia · · Score: 2

      Oh my God, iPhone twits can't type "it" and this is Slashdot news?

    3. Re:Skynet by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's Slashdot news that Apple, once known as a company that thrived on details under Steve Jobs, is now only known as the company with a big pile of cash and products that do not live up to their cost.

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    4. Re:Skynet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Eeeeeeee Teeeee iphooooone hoome!

      I'll always think of them as the company that built the Apple ][, as the company that invented SCSI and thought we would pronounce that as "sexy," and the company that pretended they invented the portable mp3 player a couple years after nerds owned their first ones.

      Oh yeah, they also have a phone that looks just like a 90s Samsung digital picture frame.

    5. Re:Skynet by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      You don’t get very far in life not saying “it”. Ni!

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    6. Re: Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't call us twits. We're twI.Ts
      Thankyou

    7. Re:Skynet by sh00z · · Score: 1

      iPhone is also trying to get me fired for sexual harassment. Yesterday, when attempting to text my (opposite-sex) boss with "Done." I fat-fingered and actually typed "Dome." Siri, in her infinite wisdom, corrected that to "Do me." Just dumb luck that I looked at the screen before hitting send.

    8. Re:Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. I.T is not a problem.

    9. Re:Skynet by Askmum · · Score: 1

      I'll always think of them as the company that built the Apple ][, as the company that invented SCSI

      Apple invented SCSI? I see no evidence of that. SCSI originates at Shugart and Apple only started using it after its standarization.

    10. Re:Skynet by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      Are pancakes even tennis in your dimension?!

  2. This is news for nerds? by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    A smartphone maker confuses it for I.T. and it's front page news? Sounds more like the reddit/funny page.

    1. Re:This is news for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I.T. is not funny because I.T. is a smartphone OS that a major chunk of smartphone users are using.

      For what it is worth, this has not impacted me on iOS 11. "I.T." is not even in the list of suggestions when I type "it".

    2. Re:This is news for nerds? by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

      but there's no second period so the joke doesn't even work.

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    3. Re:This is news for nerds? by torkus · · Score: 1

      I think the point is more that a major smartphone OS is having broadly noticeable problems with a basic UI feature.

      Something went badly wrong in the QA rounds. Or...something.

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  3. Capitalization is screwed, too by _Shorty-dammit · · Score: 4, Informative

    Capitalization is screwed in iOS 11, too. It's constantly capitalizing things in the middle of a sentence, which appear as though they may have been things that were capitalized at the beginning of a sentence at some point in the past. It's pretty annoying to have to constantly fix You or Work in the middle of sentences practically every time it is typed.

    1. Re: Capitalization is screwed, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably still wide open to the Broadcom hack though

    2. Re: Capitalization is screwed, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is what happens when you buy a phone from a company that can actually write quality software.

    3. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Maybe Apple are so patriotic that They feel their users ought to imitate the US Constitution's seemingly Random capitalisation of Diverse and Sundry words.

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    4. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My ipad has the opposite problem: it consistently *fails* to capitalise "I" mid-sentence. However that's small fry compared to the absolute howler from a few updates back when it started silently changing the text (and hence the meaning of the sentence) several words *behind* the cursor. It took a few cases of "hang on, wtf, I DID NOT TYPE ANYTHING LIKE THAT" before I realised this was meant to be a feature and not some form of early-onset dementia and turned that damn setting the hell off.

    5. Re: Capitalization is screwed, too by Monster_user · · Score: 1

      Autocorrect was screwed in iOS 10. I turned off autocorrect about a year or two ago now.

    6. Re: Capitalization is screwed, too by Monster_user · · Score: 1

      Maybe that is what was happening to me on iOS 10?

    7. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      It's because You lack Courage. If you had Courage you would Understand the capitalization Plan.

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    8. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by arth1 · · Score: 2

      My ipad has the opposite problem: it consistently *fails* to capitalise "I" mid-sentence.

      If you are multilingual, and one of your languages has the word "i", it's common for autocorrect systems to leave it lower case.
      Or you might accidentally have hit the "leave-it-as-is" suggestion displaying "i". If you've done that just once, the word will always be a suggestion until you manually delete it from the list.

      But that's not much of a problem compared to the autocorrect on Sony's android devices, which have a strong penchant for replacing anything it's not sure about with the name of obscure English towns. It will never replace mad with Madrid, but it may replace it with Nailsworth, Jarrow or Kingsteington. I can just imagine what went on in Japan, when a Sony employee got sent to the book store to pick up English dictionaries to scan, and one was a booklet with English Towns. It makes it very Hatherleigh to Tiverton at times.

    9. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      It's because You lack Courage. If you had Courage you would Understand the capitalization Plan.

      No. Autocorrect and Auto-capitalization are both more annoying than helpful in iOS.

    10. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My iphone doesn't do that and I have the latest OS.

    11. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by Cederic · · Score: 1

      My Samsung S7 does that too, although fortunately not too frequently.

      It does learn though - it can now autocorrect the word 'fuck' for me.

    12. Re: Capitalization is screwed, too by JustOK · · Score: 1

      *qualI.Ty software

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    13. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by mjwx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Capitalization is screwed in iOS 11, too.

      You're holding I.T. wrong.

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    14. Re:Capitalization is screwed, too by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      It does learn though

      Implying that the iPhon autoIncorrect doesn't learn it's user's preferences? (I wouldn't know - I've never owned an iPhone, and never borrowed one either. I got rid of my Mac in about 2010, disliking the interface.)

      it can now autocorrect the word 'fuck' for me.

      Instead of making it "duck" or "luck" ; yeah my S7 learned that within a couple of weeks of me getting it.

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  4. The Future...looks like this. by geekmux · · Score: 0

    If anyone was wondering what first world problems looks like, you've fucking found it.

    At least we can rest easily knowing that [random master narcissist] will be voted President of the United States based on nothing more than social media popularity, elected by the YOLO generation.

    1. Re:The Future...looks like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If anyone was wondering what first world problems looks like, you've fucking found it.

      Just because we aren't starving, doesn't mean we have problems. It is good that iPhone sillinesses is the worst we have to talk about – but that does not excuse the iPhone.

  5. Oh, the Humanity!!!! by turp182 · · Score: 1

    That is all. WTF?

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  6. Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple adherents need to recognize that their beloved brand is becoming shite, and this is because of the love.

    A corporation is not a person, it has no feelings, it is an automaton with a beowulf cluster of organic components.

    Quality comes from pressure, without pressure you just get a loose hot mess. The love fest needs to end and rigorous feedback about sillyness like removing headphone jacks, software bugs, privacy violation etc etc must enter the forefront and be backed up by people NOT purchasing a sub par product based on brand name alone.

    This issue affects far more than apple though, it is a symptom of a greater disease of apathy which currently affects vehicle manufacture (john deer tractors to farmers who need to repair their vehicles "fuck you"), pharmaceutical industries (Purdue Pharma to patients about the opiod crisis "fuck you"), chemical industries (Scotts Miracle Grow Company to farmers about their products causing cancer "fuck you"), entertainment industry (Sony to the public about root kits on their cds "fuck you").

    Most properly our governmental bodies should be protecting us, but they are not, and in many cases are either funded by or hold stock in these same corporations. This leaves only us to respond to these companies with a very large "FUCK YOU" by avoiding their products into oblivion and being vocal about their failings.

    1. Re:Quality by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It makes me wonder if Apple engineers don't actually use iPhones very much. Maybe they prefer Android, because if they used iPhones daily they would soon notice and be annoyed by this and fix it.

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    2. Re:Quality by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Quality comes from pressure, without pressure you just get a loose hot mess.

      Quality does not come from pressure, mistakes come from pressure. Quality comes from process and procedure, if you dont have a good quality processes and procedures then you'll never produce good quality, likewise if you've got the best processes and procedures but they're never followed.

      Toyota do not have their reputation for supreme reliability because they whip their workers into making parts faster (that is more the GM model), Toyota is a byword for reliability because it stringently tests every component to meet a standard and discards/reworks those components that do not. Quality is checked every step of the way, religiously.

      The love fest needs to end and rigorous feedback about sillyness like removing headphone jacks, software bugs, privacy violation etc etc must enter the forefront and be backed up by people NOT purchasing a sub par product based on brand name alone.

      This is more Apple's problem. They're in love with themselves and think their farts don't stink. They think that everyone in the world has the same usage case as them and should be happy to have their superior way foisted upon them. Its classic So-Cal hipster syndrome, the stubborn refusal to acknowledge than an outside world with different people exists because it doesn't exist in their echo chamber.

      Apple received the feedback about headphone jacks, bugs, privacy... They just don't care and no do they have to as long as fanboys keep buying products. Apple are like a 90's pop star who's just jumped the shark, the decline is obvious from the outside but from centre stage it still looks like people are attending their concerts even though the crowd thins a little with every performance. That doesn't matter as they'll keep convincing themselves of their awesomeness and maintain this delusion until the day they wake up from a 3 day bender with the stark realisation that no-one remembers who they were and will now has to give head to support their crack habit.

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    3. Re:Quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! AT LAST! Somebody else who knows that APPLE MUST PAY for their arrogant insult to our honor by having a minor glitch in autocomplete. You grab the torch and pitchfork. I'll round up the duck.

  7. A well-deserved death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The man who invented Autocorrect
    has died. Restaurant in peace.
    —Anonymous

  8. $1000 phone by technomom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good thing you weren't expecting a smart phone for your money.

  9. IT is missing a few letters... by Anonymous+Cashews · · Score: 1

    Correct form: IdioTs.

    1. Re:IT is missing a few letters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also missing a C, an H, an R, an I, and an S.

  10. Maybe by meglon · · Score: 2

    they should call someone in it to look into that. Sorry, i mean it. It. IT. DammI.T.

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    1. Re:Maybe by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Donâ(TM)st worry, I.T.'s going to be fine.

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    2. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the typo doesn't summon Pennywise.... The IT Department - The Late Late Show with James Corden. Don't click the link if you are afraid of clowns....

    3. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are holding I.T wrong.

  11. Suggestion-Only Mode [Re:A well-deserved death] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Auto-correct can indeed be very annoying. I instead prefer a "suggest mode", similar to the blue-squiggly grammar check markers in MS-Word. (Spelling errors are red squigglies.)

    On a smart-phone, this could be implemented by listing suggestions or alternatives in a bar below the text-entry box if one puts the cursor on a phrase with blue-squigglies or equivalent.

    (I don't know if IOS has a comparable option; I haven't used Apple devices in a while.)

    1. Re:Suggestion-Only Mode [Re:A well-deserved death] by Aighearach · · Score: 1

      I had awful spelling my whole life up until the red squiggly. It still guides me, but I don't even see it very often anymore!

    2. Re:Suggestion-Only Mode [Re:A well-deserved death] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or better yet, no autocorrect at all.

      If the people aren't able to master the spelling and grammar, then so be it -- let the language evolve, diverge, simplify itself.

      The alternative is a world choke full of morons unable to write anything at all UNASSISTED by artificial stupidity. Then why teach them to write in first place? They could communicate by emojis, meme pictures and grunts.

  12. Lies by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

    I'm using an iPhone and I.T.â(TM)s working fine.

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    1. Re: Lies by LordKronos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Perfectly fine...except for the fact it insists on stupidly replacing perfectly fine ASCII apostrophes with fancy Unicode ones.

    2. Re: Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the deal with these "å(TM)" corruptions? On my FF, the original posters text is shown as "I.T.â(TM)s".

    3. Re: Lies by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2

      It's because iOS 11 has "Smart Punctuation" enabled by default. That replaces ' and " with the curly versions. Since the curly versions are unicode chars above U+0080 Slashdot displays them incorrectly.

      https://www.jordanmerrick.com/...

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    4. Re: Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7 bits ought to be enough for anyone.

  13. Re:Quality - Demand Better by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 2

    If anything, apathy is only affecting manufacturers in that they can be lazy and still sell product. Those that are infected by apathy are actually we, as consumers, who simply live with this shit, eat it, and are all too happy to buy more of it. We as consumers need to me more discerning and choose better.

    It is amazing how many poorly designed products people are willing to live with. As an example I give you the clock radio, they used to be simple to use with enough buttons to easily do anything you wanted while still half asleep in the dark. Today the options all mostly suck, every single one has reduced the button count to about five, of which half you have to know what mode the thing is in, or sub function you happen to be in to operate the thing. The remaining buttons are usually tap to do this or press and hold to do that - so much fun when half asleep. The one I wound up with if you press the snooze button more than once you start adjusting the brightness - wtf. Feature-itis is killing what was once good designs, and we are simply living with it.

  14. "major chunk" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wish, buddy!

    "Fringe group of fearful willful masochists" is more realistic nowadays.

  15. Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is by *far* more of a hassle than it ever helps!

    It's like you counting, and Mr "Clippy", next to you, constantly going 5, 27, 39, 1, 72, 138, 42, 7, ...!
    At least until you strangle him to death.

    I declare that if you leave that on, you have officially revoked being a human. And have become a tool, in the literal sense.

    1. Re: Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I like the auto next word feature it lets me write posts on my phone when they aren't there because I don't want it either but it's still not a bad idea because it is actually really convenient for people who use it and every time they get it out they can make a difference and use the internet to get the app to be the best app ever because it works well for me and my iPhone.

    2. Re:Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mind autocorrect suggestions, but a basic principle of good UX is that you never alter the user's input without confirmation. Apple should be ashamed.

    3. Re: Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you underestimate the smartness of your smartphone! rejoice at the prosoects of lesser and lesser choice!

    4. Re:Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by lucm · · Score: 1

      It is by *far* more of a hassle than it ever helps!

      Buy a real phone. On my S8, the autocomplete is fantastic. I'm a lazy and sloppy typist; I hit keys in the general area of the ones I need and it works, I almost never have to finish words and they're always properly corrected. It is so convenient than nowadays when I have a long email to write, I tend to use my phone instead of my laptop.

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    5. Re:Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least, on android I have choice. Autocorrect, suggestions only, or nothing at all. I use the suggestions, often enough my fingers miss and using the suggestion is faster than backspace. Don't apple have settings for these things? They were supposed to be a high-end alternative?

    6. Re:Who the hell leaves autocorrect on? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've written a hundred thousand words plus on my iPad in the last twenty some odd days and have auto-correct still on. It's given me troubles twice during that span of time and it's because of words I've invented in the course of the story. Once those words are added to the dictionary by forcing it through, no more trouble.

      I think people get irate over first-instances and don't realize that if you correct that first-instance back to what you want once the auto-correct adjusts itself to your preferences and next time the word comes up you're fine.

      But, of course, this is a national emergency that must immediately be complained about because every little thing is an outrage.

  16. SSDD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah.. and every time I try to send an email on my Samsung Android tablet... about arrival time... ETA becomes era unless I stop to press the "ignore/skip" icon.

    We are as already discussed... both the victor and the victim of autocorrect =P

  17. android by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    android has had this for years

  18. Also, light adaption is borked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you take the phone from light to dark or dark to light areas while it is unlocked and the sensor is exposed, the screen locks up for 15-20 seconds. App freezes, bottom button becomes non-functional, and the side button turns off the screen... but wonâ(TM)t turn it back on.

    Easy to replicate, it happens 100% of the time on a fully patched iPhone 7s.

  19. Re: Quality - Demand Better by Monster_user · · Score: 1

    Not just live with. It is getting to a point where these products are required to remain competitive in the workforce. My concern is that the employee is more dispensible than the disagreeable technology.

    I'd just as soon drop Windows and all mainstream tech, but my job in I.T. is kind of dependent on it.

  20. It is not doing it on my 5S by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

    5S, iOS 11.1.2. Itâ(TM)s not doing the IT thing for me. But then again, u donâ(TM)t use QuickType at all, itâ(TM)s turned off.

    What is this, 2004 on a Razr with a number keypad only?! Why the need for a predictive keyboard?

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    1. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by TigerPlish · · Score: 1

      Wow. Slashdot seriously canâ(TM)t handle posting from a phone?! It totally mangled my apostrophes.

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    2. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      Wow. Slashdot seriously canÃ(TM)t handle posting from a phone?! It totally mangled my apostrophes.

      It's not slashdot's fault that your "smart" phone cannot produce a simple ASCII apostrophe and thinks it needs to produce Unicode for that simple, standard, common glyph.

    3. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0

      Apple users are allowed to post here but they are marked to warn others of their uncleanliness. This is in accordance with Leviticus 13:45

      https://www.biblegateway.com/v...

      "And the leper in whom the plague is, his clothes shall be rent and his head bare, and he shall put a covering upon his upper lip and shall cry, 'Unclean, unclean.'

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    4. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh FFS, what is the number one complaint about Slashdot's ancient board code that people scream about year after year? UNICODE SUPPORT.

      Jesus, WTF is Unicode even for if you can't use it to display text on a web page?? That's a real tough problem, I'm surprised nobody's solved it yet... /rolleyes

    5. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Wow. Slashdot seriously canâ(TM)t handle posting from a phone?! It totally mangled my apostrophes.

      Your phone mangled your post. Slashdot merely displayed it. There is only one brand that cannot post properly to slashdot, all the other phones have no problems at all.

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    6. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It would be really helpful if Slashdot could handle different apostrophes and quote marks because often people want to paste text from elsewhere. Sometimes the summary even has managed characters where text was copied from TFA.

      It is also Slashdot's fault that I can't type a damn Pound symbol (£) without it getting mangled. I'm not asking for Chinese here, I just want a normal key on my normal keyboard typed into any browser you care to mention to result in the character printed on said key to appear on screen.

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    7. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your phone mangled your post. Slashdot merely displayed it.

      No, your phone transmitted perfectly cromulent well-encoded text characters, and Slashdot mangled it. Not only does it fail to interpet the characters correctly, it fails to even notice that they're not 7-bit ASCII.

      It's not Apple's fault Slashcode is stuck in the 20th century.

    8. Re: It is not doing it on my 5S by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unicode curly quotes ARE "simple, standard, common glyphs."

      But if it really bothers you, go to Settings > General > Keyboard > Smart Punctuation

  21. Re:Quality - Demand Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With things like clock radios (and in fact pretty much any tech that has been basically mature since ye olden times) you're better off buying from a thrift store than new. You'll have more options, more styles to choose from, better quality, cheaper prices, more likely to be repairable (if that floats your boat), and a much better chance finding something that has a non-sucky user interface however you choose to define it.

    Personally I stopped buying new microwaves after a run of them died on me after about 18 months use: now I have a very stylish fake wood-grain finish 80s model that looks retro-cool, works like a champ, and has served me well for the last 6 years. Total cost: $10.

  22. The only answer by Megane · · Score: 1

    You're holding I.T wrong.

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  23. Not a bug, a feature by techdolphin · · Score: 1

    It is not a bug.

    I.T. is a feature

  24. As Taco once said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is what IT is.

  25. Android autocorrect drives me crazy by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Some words are short like "DND" and it autocorrects them to "end".

    Other word are long and obviously misspelled like "p4oblem" or "pro3lem" yet it can't correct them-- it can't even suggest a correction. it often acts like the first letters are correct and doesn't even consider words one letter off.

    It's fairly accurate (like 97%+) so it is constantly stabbing me in the back because it's good enough to trust and then bam- it autocorrects an unexpected word.

    And no documentation on how to use it that I've seen.

    I imagine apple is much the same but with different details.

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  26. Mine works fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iphone 6s Plus with iOS 11.1.2 and it stays as it when I type it. Trie it, It, and IT with no attempt by the OS to change it to I.T.

  27. Re:Quality - Demand Better by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

    Increasing the company's stock price trumps all other considerations. "Make the product better to make more money," or Ford's old, "Quality is Job #1" marketing motto, and such other ideas died a generation ago. Now it's, "Good enough + cheaper to make == more profits. Cut something else in the next quarter to keep feeding the beast."

    Medium and large corporations swear by that philosophy, and it eventually permeates every small successful business as soon as they have an IPO and sell out to the market.

  28. Why would rebooting fix the issue? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    Why would people think that?

    1. Re:Why would rebooting fix the issue? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      If a reboot doesnt work, have you tried defragging the hard drive?

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  29. It depends on what the meaning of "it" is by raymorris · · Score: 1

    It depends on what the meaning of "it" is.
    - Bill

  30. Lol. Capitalizing nouns was common / correct by raymorris · · Score: 2

    That made me laugh, and made me curious, "what's up with the capitalization of the Constitution? I looked it up.

    In the 1700s, it was common / correct to capitalize nouns in English. It still is in other languages, such as German. The practice was fading in the late 1700s, so like the Oxford comma today, it was arguable. Morris, who wrote the Constitution itself, chose to capitalize nouns. Two years later, they decided on the newer style for the Bill of Rights and used lower case. Just as today a document that isn't supposed to used Oxford comma may have one slip in accidentally, there are some inconsistencies in capitalizing nouns in the Constitution.

    On the Oxford comma - sometimes it's needed for clarity. Sometimes it needs to be avoided for clarity. Just make the sentence clear.

    1. Re:Lol. Capitalizing nouns was common / correct by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The Penman for the US Constitution was One Mr Jacob Shallus, an Immigrant of German Origin. Perhaps he decided that Nouns should be Capitalized in English as they were in his Native Tounge

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Incidentally in contemporary British documents I don't believe capitalization of nouns was common. And Jefferson didn't do it in his private correspondence.

      Incidentally you can see why the UK didn't deal with the rebellion in the US when you realise they had more pressing problems closer to home

      The French landed troops in Ireland in 1796 and 1798

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      And planned a full on invasion. The British command was William Cornwallis who lost to Washington at Yorktown in 1781.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      You can see why on balance, having the US run by Washington rather than a Governor General wasn't at the top of British priorities. In fact if you look at Cornwallis's career he was basically fighting rearguard actions all over the place, retreating to avoid a much worse disaster

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      On 16 June 1795 he was in command of a small squadron that sighted a much larger French fleet. The ensuing action became famously known as "The Retreat of Cornwallis."

      Cornwallis was cruising near Brest with five ships of the line, HMS Royal Sovereign, HMS Mars, HMS Triumph, HMS Brunswick, HMS Bellerophon, two frigates and one cutter, HMS Phaeton, HMS Pallas, HMS Kingfisher when a French fleet of twelve sail of the line and fourteen large frigates appeared, commanded by Admiral Villaret Joyeuse. The odds being very greatly against him, he was compelled to order a retreat. But two of his ships were slow and unweatherly and fell behind the rest. The van of the French fleet began to catch the two slower British ships. The rearmost ship, Mars, was caught and suffered severely in her rigging and was in danger of being surrounded by the French. Witnessing this, Cornwallis turned his squadron around to support her. The French admiral made the assumption that Cornwallis must have sighted assistance beyond his own field of vision and had turned to engage the enemy knowing that a superior force was nearby to come to their relief. The French admiral ordered his ships to disengage and Cornwallis and his small squadron retreated in order. The action is remarkable evidence of the moral superiority which the victory of the Glorious First of June, and the known efficiency of the British crews, had given to the Royal Navy. The reputation of Cornwallis was amplified and the praise given him was no doubt the greater because he was personally very popular with officers and men.

      I.e. far from being invincible around the time of the American revolution, the UK was in deep shit all over the place and was basically playing a losing hand the best it could.

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    2. Re:Lol. Capitalizing nouns was common / correct by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Incidentally you can see why the UK didn't deal with the rebellion in the US when you realise they had more pressing problems closer to home

      The French landed troops in Ireland in 1796 and 1798

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Incidentally, the colonies declared independence in 1776; I doubt events of 1796 influenced the Revolutionary War much.

    3. Re:Lol. Capitalizing nouns was common / correct by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Yorktown was in September 28 - October 19, 1781 and the UK signed the Treaty of Paris in 1783

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      After the British surrender, Washington sent Tench Tilghman to report the victory to Congress. After a difficult journey, he arrived in Philadelphia, which celebrated for several days. The British Prime Minister, Lord North, is reported to have exclaimed "Oh God, it's all over" when told of the defeat. Washington moved his army to New Windsor, New York where they remained stationed until the Treaty of Paris was signed on September 3, 1783, formally ending the war.

      So they went from losing the US colonies to fighting off the French at home in thirteen years.

      If you look thirteen years before Dunkirk (1940) of course, things were pretty good. 1927 was pre Hitler, pre Great Depression, pre 1929 crash.

      Probably in 1927 people thought Germany would always be led by people like Stresemann, perpetual peace had been achieved by diplomacy and they didn't need to waste money on arms.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      I.e. it shows how fast the geopolitical situation can go from "You're 99% fine" to "You're at least 90% fucked. You might be 100% fucked"

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    4. Re:Lol. Capitalizing nouns was common / correct by raymorris · · Score: 1

      I wonder why you were modded down. Seemed informative to me. It seems you corrected an error in my post. Thanks for that.

  31. Of course "it" changes the spelling by Laxator2 · · Score: 1

    Suffice to say, "it" is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear. And if the Knights of Ni are not appeased, well, they will say "Ni!" again to them.

    1. Re:Of course "it" changes the spelling by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      are they still looking for a shrubbery?

  32. Re:Quality - Demand Better by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    I've seen this happen to products. It's generally down to not having a UX designer. Yes, those guys that everyone hates do actually have a useful function.

    Device I did some firmware for was a hand-held programming unit. Point it at another device and it programs the time and various other parameters into it, kinda like a smart remote control.

    The LCD on this thing is awful. The hardware guy chose it because it's guaranteed to be available for at least 5 years. It has 5 buttons, chosen by the sales team because more than 5 was "confusing" and it should be seen as "simple to use".

    Of course, it's functionality grew and grew and it quickly ended up with a home screen menu, sub-screens, up/down buttons to enter numbers and text, long press functions, double click functions... Even turning it off requires a long press.

    By industry standards it's a great product that everyone loves, which tells you how bad the competition is...

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  33. Maybe... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

    ...they should have gotten a more expensive phone and not this cheap garbage from Apple! Besides that, they are typing it wrong!

  34. New Apple slogan by gdr · · Score: 1

    I.T. just works.

  35. Obligatory by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

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  36. Oops, my fault. by sabbede · · Score: 1
    I must have changed 'it' to 'I.T.' too many times.

    Wait a sec... I don't need to take all the blame, y'all probably did it too! Our fault.

    1. Re:Oops, my fault. by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      I don't think you are far off with that. The spell checker (at least in iOS) learns as you use it, and if you type I.T. a lot maybe it did decide that is the one you prefer.

      Take a look at a site like DamnYouAutocorrect. The spell checker did not just decide to use some of those words in horrible context from the start. The user has likely used them routinely before.

      You might have noticed it also learns names too if you routinely use ones not built in to its dictionary.

  37. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is utter ShI.T.

  38. The knights who say “Ni!” heartily app by IHTFISP · · Score: 1
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  39. Ob by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    It makes you wonderwoman whether they ever testicle things before releasing themes.

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  40. Damn by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    The quality has really gone to sh I. T.

    typed on iPhone OS11

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  41. Not just iOS by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Same shit in iOS 9 on my hubby's 4S.

    Autocorrect is the most annoying thing ever.

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  42. are Knights Who Say Ni involved? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are Knights Who Say Ni involved?

  43. why I.T by thewolfkin · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why it's I.T and not I.T. where's the missing period. Call Alex Jones because this is the real conspiracy.

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  44. Not working for me... by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

    I can't seem to replicate this issue. I wonder if there's something else going on to make this happen to these users. When I type "it" or use "it" in a sentence both of my autocorrect's first response is "it" or "It" if it's the first word in a sentence. This is on an iPhone X running iOS 11.1.2.

  45. supposed it replacement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just tried and my iPhone does not do that. Next rumor.

  46. creimer approves of child marriage in blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous Cashews is a sockpuppet of previously banned user creimer. Who now also posts as cdreimer. You can help by reporting his posts to management
    feedback@slashdot.org

    I've made a copy here so you can see. It's actually worse than I'd have expected him to say.
    http://archive.is/Bfzo1

    Look at how hard he tries to justify the marriage of a 16 year old mexican girl to a 50 year old american. He explains over and over that we're overreacting and that he's not a pedo. But all he does is reveal that he's probably a bigger pedo than we thought and he doesn't even think there is anything wrong with it.

    Go away creimer

  47. Just turn off that crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, assuming you can spell :)

  48. Re:Quality - Demand Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all due respect, part of the issue is that most people have bigger problems in their lives than how their clock radio behaves. You call it apathy, I call it priority. It's the same reason people still use Windows - it's the de-facto standard and it's what all software and hardware supports, and most people have too many other issues to deal with that they prefer not to deal with those raised by using a niche system like Linux.