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An Unconscious Patient With a 'DO NOT RESUSCITATE' Tattoo (nejm.org)

A real-life case study, published on New England Journal of Medicine, documents the ethical dilemma that a Florida hospital faced after a 70-year-old unresponsive patient arrived at the hospital. The medical staff, the journal notes, was taken aback when it discovered the words "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" tattooed onto the man's chest. Furthermore, the word "NOT" was underlined with his signature beneath it. The patient had a history of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, diabetes mellitus, and atrial fibrillation. Confused and alarmed, the medical staff chose to ignore the apparent DNR request -- but not without alerting the hospital's ethics team, which had a different take on the matter. From the report: We initially decided not to honor the tattoo, invoking the principle of not choosing an irreversible path when faced with uncertainty. This decision left us conflicted owing to the patient's extraordinary effort to make his presumed advance directive known; therefore, an ethics consultation was requested. He was placed on empirical antibiotics, received intravenous fluid resuscitation and vasopressors, and was treated with bilevel positive airway pressure. After reviewing the patient's case, the ethics consultants advised us to honor the patient's do not resuscitate (DNR) tattoo. They suggested that it was most reasonable to infer that the tattoo expressed an authentic preference, that what might be seen as caution could also be seen as standing on ceremony, and that the law is sometimes not nimble enough to support patient-centered care and respect for patients' best interests. A DNR order was written. Subsequently, the social work department obtained a copy of his Florida Department of Health "out-of-hospital" DNR order, which was consistent with the tattoo. The patient's clinical status deteriorated throughout the night, and he died without undergoing cardiopulmonary respiration or advanced airway management.

454 comments

  1. Bad decision? by DrXym · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm starting to wonder if my Digital Noise Reduction tattoo was a bad idea in hindsight.

    1. Re:Bad decision? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just make sure to underline Noise.

      As an ER doc, I would hate to run into this but my wife (an ER) nurse and I have talked about doing exactly this.

      Except we're not much into tats.

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    2. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Likewise my Department of Natural Resources tattoo.

    3. Re:Bad decision? by shankarunni · · Score: 1

      > Digital Noise Reduction

      As long as you didn't spell it DO NOT RESUSCITATE..

    4. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ER doc, a question if you don't mind.

      Would an on-line copy of a standing advanced directive be useful to maintain, and how could one best make it something the medical team would look for if I came in unconscious?

      My thought is everything moves so fast in the ER decisions must be made before time is available to search for that sort of information at all. But, if there is a way to make it easier for all concerned to be sure my wishes are known I'd appreciate insight from someone in the middle of the rush.

    5. Re:Bad decision? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Back in the early 2000's, I started an organization called No-Code International to get rid of Morse Code tests for ham radio licenses, world wide. We succeeded.

      Startlingly, "no-code" has taken on another meaning since then. Apparently doctors and laymen wear necklaces with a token inscribed with the words "No Code", which means don't resuscitate me.

      I am sympathetic with the desire to avoid the almost uniform bad outcomes from CPR, etc. However, I just happen to know a man who went into v-fib while sleeping, for no known reason, in his 50's. His wife noticed him snorting in his sleep, he happened to be in a brand new hotel with a newly-trained staff who had received CPR training, and had brand new AEDs. He required 4 shocks in all and was unconscious and intubated in intensive care. He recovered fully, received a pacemaker which had some start-up issues, but has had a full decade of quality life since then with no complications. So, I don't know what to think about DNR.

    6. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure to underline Noise.

      Make sure that underline doesn't end up as a strike-through or you're likely to lose fingers otherwise.

    7. Re: Bad decision? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Don't not resuscitate.

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    8. Re:Bad decision? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Tattoo a URL (or QR code with said URL) to a video of yourself stating your wishes.
      Perhaps update said video periodically.

    9. Re:Bad decision? by rahvin112 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Simple DNR orders are for people that are already sick and don't want to be put through hell and back to die. I think of my 80+ great-uncle that had severe emphysema that coded and was resuscitated and spent 6 months in a nursing home with 8 broken ribs and he could barely breathe before they broke all his ribs saving him. And this was the 3rd time it'd happened.

      For the rest there are some very good forms out there that can walk you through the majority of the invasive life saving measures and allow you to apply advance directives to them. But keep in mind, your spouse/family can override your directives if you are unconscious or impaired unless they are prefiled with the hospital you are taken to (good luck guessing that one).

      Just remember, saying nothing means they will do EVERYTHING, including a lot of things you may not even realize they could or would do.

    10. Re:Bad decision? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      For example, when put on a respirator, the machine will breathe for the patient. The body rejects this, it wants to breath at its own rhythm. To resolve that problem they paralyze the patient so that only the machine has the capability of forcing air into or out of the lungs. The patient is often not unconscious here, but may be awake and paralized while this machine is stuck down their throat and doing all the breathing. In many of these cases the patient will never be taken off the respirator for the rest of their lives.

    11. Re:Bad decision? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      "Code" means what procedure medical personnel should follow when there is a life-threatening crisis. These vary according to hospital, but Code Blue means a patient needs immediate resuscitation or he will die. "No Code" means there is no emergency when a patient stops breathing, do nothing, do not resuscitate. In my Mom's hospital, Code Red means there's a fire. Other colors have different meanings.

      It has nothing to do with ham radio, predates the year 2000, and I don't know why educated people wouldn't know this. It's shamefully ignorant to go through life without a basic knowledge of things outside your specialty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    12. Re:Bad decision? by gurps_npc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You need to understand the concept better.

      DNR's is not a suicide law being forced on everyone.

      Instead it is the legal option for people that have previously thought it out and decided that they do not want to spend the rest of their lives on machines.

      Frankly, you would be pretty stupid to just get one for no more reason than the risks of a standard CPR.

      Instead, there are three typical reasons to get one:

      1) Religious. Just as some people do not want to get blood transfusions, some don't want to get CPR

      2) Extremely Fragile. You already know that your health is so fragile that should you get CPR, chances are you will never wake up. Not never be as healthy again, simply never wake up. 80 year olds are prime examples for this, not 50 year old people. Someone that is already has severe organ damage are other examples.

      3) Quality of life. Your body is not fragile per se, but is severely disabled. For example if you have Alzheimer and do not want to end up being stuck in bed and also unable to think or talk.

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    13. Re:Bad decision? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      I had heard of "Code Blue" before. But I think you are missing the point that it's deliberately-created jargon meant to communicate between hospital staff without informing the patients and visitors of what's happening. So, the fact that outsiders don't know this is neither surprising nor a problem with their intelection.

      Like 10-codes on police radio, other people eventually get a hold of it, until we get every idiot who operates a radio in the world saying "10-4" for "yes" as if there was some problem with the clarity of "yes" when said on the radio vs. "four".

    14. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both of my parents have something like a DNR written into their will, basically don't do anything extreme to try and save them, they don't want to be on life support forever.

      Then my dad went in for colorectal cancer treatments and clearly the prospect of staying in the hospital for 6 months was wearing on him by the second month. Sometimes you just do not want to consider your quality of life.

      My grandfather, who has a surgical list a page long, we keep expecting to one day give up, yet he can live at his assisted living facility with his wife and they're both about 90.

      This is what "DNR" type of concepts are for, if your religious or spiritual alignment prohibits you from killing yourself, then signing a DNR is tactically committing suicide. So you are supposed to suffer.

      If you have no qualms about signing a DNR, or similar instructions to avoid being kept on life support unconscious, then you effectively are asking not to be saved.

      Personally, I would want to be saved as long as:
      - I'm not bound to the hospital in perpetuity (eg life support)
      - I'm not going to bankrupt my family or extended family, or anyone taking care of me to do so.

      Like I look at my life right now and think I'm ultimately going to end up alone. That will suck. But at some point I will cross a point where I don't want to be saved and may consider DNR if my mobility is reduced to being unable to leave a bed.

    15. Re:Bad decision? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      You implied "no-code" copied your ham radio campaign when it is clearly not the case. The code system dates back to at least the 80s when my Mom was in school. They used to say "Paging Dr. Pyro" before the no fun brigade got ahold of it and turned it into "Code Red".

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    16. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in the early 2000's, I started an organization called No-Code International to get rid of Morse Code tests for ham radio licenses, world wide. We succeeded.

      I would have answered with a beautiful "shame on you" morse reply, but... even Slashdot preview dumped morse it seems.

    17. Re:Bad decision? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      No, I know they didn't copy the campaign. It's just that internal jargon leaked outside and became more popular. But I see that since then it's also gained a meaning in the software world: "no-code platform", and is the title of a Pearl Jam album which may be related to the medical term.

      I remember before this usage a local hospital paged "Dr. Hasty" for an emergency resuscitation.

    18. Re:Bad decision? by Megol · · Score: 1

      That's not claimed nor implied.

    19. Re:Bad decision? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,
      then I finally know who to blame.

      I'm a sailor with SRC license. It drives me nuts that stupid americans removed workd wide the requirements to learn morse code for their licenses,

      In our days no one can use it anymore unless he is a professioanl sailor.

      Sorry, Bruce, that was a big mistake.

      I hope licensing agencies will put Morse code back into the licenses requirements ... heck you can not even learn it anymore anywhere!

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    20. Re:Bad decision? by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      As far as I am aware, there are more Morse code users using the Amateur Radio frequencies today than before license reform. I certainly hear them on the air. Nlobody prohibits the use of Morse Code on Amateur frequencies. It's just not on the test any longer.

      The Coast Guard in the US stopped monitoring for Morse distress calls in 1995, before Amateur license reform. Thus, not my fault.

      I'm not sure I really understand the problem. Care to explain further?

    21. Re:Bad decision? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Right now, if I need such care, odds are I'm going to be permanently totally paralyzed. I figure that's a good reason for at least a partial DNR.

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    22. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From OP: "Startlingly, "no-code" has taken on another meaning since then. Apparently doctors and laymen wear necklaces with a token inscribed with the words "No Code", which means don't resuscitate me."

    23. Re:Bad decision? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... Care to explain further?

      He wants you off his lawn.

    24. Re:Bad decision? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      until we get every idiot who operates a radio in the world saying "10-4" for "yes" as if there was some problem with the clarity of "yes" when said on the radio vs. "four".

      Like an idiot (*) of a crane operator of my recent acquaintance who insisted on "10-4"-ing everything despite his deck foreman being Irish (don't use "10-codes") and his deck crew being Filipino (Taglong-speaking with secondary English) and everyone on that channel of the VHF asking him to stick to standard English. Or even standard American.

      (*) OK, "idiot" is a bit harsh. Nice guy. First job outside the USA - expected things to be just like the swamps of Louis-isissippi-sas or where ever he was from.

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  2. Idea: NFC tag implant right below tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Takes you to a webpage with various forms of authentication and contact info for ultimate authority if there's any question.

    1. Re:Idea: NFC tag implant right below tattoo by wardrich86 · · Score: 1

      Tattoo over the NFC tag with a QR code as well... just to make damn sure.

    2. Re: Idea: NFC tag implant right below tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And carry my entire fucking estate trust documents and a sticker on my driver's license. Just to be sure.

    3. Re: Idea: NFC tag implant right below tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No just a hell long URL that are all random letters. By yhe timetbey are done you are dead.

  3. Did the right thing... by rwven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For all they knew, the tattoo could have been an artifact of previous poor life choices, and nothing more than a joke. A tattoo is not a legal document. Imagine if it HAD been a joke, and the family sued the pants off the hospital for denying treatment to their family member without a formal DNR request?

    It sounds like they did pretty much everything right, and ultimately obtained the legal documentation that stated he definitely was a DNR.

    1. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So I should get a tattoo that says "DNR" then a QR code to scan, that links to the official DNR? Man this is getting more and more complicated by the day.

    2. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I fail to see why a tattoo can not be a legal document. Plenty of legal documents have been written using ink on skin.

    3. Re:Did the right thing... by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This actually was the case for another patient. They lost a poker bet and had to tattoo DNR on their chest. Discovered during intake for leg amputation, patient clarified "he indicated that he would want resuscitative efforts initiated in the event of a cardiac or respiratory arrest."

      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/p...

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    4. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now college frat houses know what to write on each other's faces while sleeping. Not just penises, but: Do NOT Resuscitate. (Assuming they can spell it right.)

    5. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NEJM article did not say if the patient came from home or a nursing home. It did mention a Florida form was produced which is presumably some type of POLST type document. If he came from a nursing home and they neglected to send the form, that is terrible.
      Many of the people reading this article probably are young and healthy and donâ(TM)t understand why someone would do such a thing. If you develop a life limiting illness and have carefully had your prognosis and options discussed with you, you will be glad you have the right to make your own decisions about your care at the end of life.

    6. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The latter obviously would not have happened without the tattoo. How much more clear does someone have to state DNR, if there's someone like you that even on a tattoo tries to "re-interpret" a clear wish WITH HES FUCKING SIGNATURE?!

      A tattoo that reads "DNR, i have injected myself with an explosive that's going to blow up if you defibrilate me, FUCK OFF"?!?!

    7. Re:Did the right thing... by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 2, Informative

      Combat soldiers frequently tattoo all of their medical information on their torsos. Granted, that's a military context, but those tattoos are very much treated as authentic health documents. While not a direct apples-to-apples comparison, it does provide some context and support for the notion that a tattooed DNR order should be treated as legitimate.

    8. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For all they knew, the tattoo could have been an artifact of previous poor life choices, and nothing more than a joke.

      That's quite honestly insane. You're not talking about a little "I Heart Mom" tattoo. For someone to go through all the effort, it's clear the person wanted to make patently clear their intent in a very difficulty revocable way.

      A tattoo is not a legal document.

      Why not? Or more precisely, prove me to how a legal document written on paper is more legally binding than one written on my own body.

      Imagine if it HAD been a joke, and the family sued the pants off the hospital for denying treatment to their family member without a formal DNR request?

      Imagine if he had a formal DNR request, but they revived him anyways not having access to the document until after the emergency was over. Would he be able to sue the pants off the hospital for that?

      It sounds like they did pretty much everything right, and ultimately obtained the legal documentation that stated he definitely was a DNR.

      That's great and all, but clearly the whole point of the tattoo is precisely that obtaining legal documents for an unnamed person (they may collapsed on a walk without identification) is not a trivial thing. Even the whole QR code idea wouldn't work because how is the QR code any more binding (and do we get into the creepiness of people basically requiring barcode tattoos)? And a NFC isn't likely to be scanned without prompting (like a big tattoo) and may not return valid data (hope you DNR before your DNR provider dies).

      Seriously, there's a reason people choose DNR. If you're that bad off, you don't want to keep being revived again and again "just to be safe".

    9. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't pretend to understand the world today, but is this that virtue signaling thing I hear so much about?

    10. Re:Did the right thing... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Well there's a difference between: "A- Blood type" which conveys information and a DNR which is an instruction. The problem with his particular tattoo is that other than a simple instruction it doesn't have all the legal elements that a DNR form would need including the signature of a physician/nurse or a witness. Some DNR orders specify what can and cannot be done like CPR, etc.

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    11. Re:Did the right thing... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      A notary would have to burn their stamp into the skin as well.

    12. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're going down that path, may as well never honor any DNR. After all, for all you know they may have changed their mind in the 10 minutes since they verbally told you "DO NOT FUCKING REVIVE ME!" but were simply incapable of saying so.

    13. Re:Did the right thing... by barc0001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The patient in this case is a moron. Tattoo removal or infill is something they should look into prior to them ending up in an ER unconscious and not able to clarify the "joke" status.

    14. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the man's signature was part of the tattoo is curious. Who did that piece? Did the man tattoo that bit himself? Did he briefly grant his tattoo artist power of attorney? Does power of attorney even grant you permission to sign a document with another person's name, or does it merely grant you permission to sign a document on behalf of the other person but still using your own name?

    15. Re:Did the right thing... by rwven · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it just comes down to "If you get a joke DNR tattoo, you're a moron."

    16. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add "I support the" before it. Problem solved. Or even less ambiguity, "Hunters support the".

    17. Re:Did the right thing... by rwven · · Score: 1

      No, because a legal document that states they're DNR is a binding contract that they made. It's been signed and notarized. A tattoo hasn't.

    18. Re:Did the right thing... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      That would be a VERY bad idea considering the several frat members currently on trial because someone died at their frat during hazing.

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    19. Re:Did the right thing... by rwven · · Score: 2

      1) Yes, getting a DNR tattoo would be insane if you didn't really mean it.
      2) It's not a legal document because there are no signatures, no notarization, and if you start treating one tattoo as a legal document, you have to start treating ALL of them that way. There's nothing to "prove." It simply is not a legally binding agreement/contract.
      3) No, because they did not have access to the DNR documentation at the time. In this case they had to go through unusual channels to get the document, and acting on a DNR requires that you have the official, notarized DNR documentation.
      4) It doesn't matter what the intention/point of the tattoo was from the patient's point of view. It's not a legal document, and that's just a fact.

    20. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the man's signature was part of the tattoo is curious. Who did that piece? Did the man tattoo that bit himself? Did he briefly grant his tattoo artist power of attorney? Does power of attorney even grant you permission to sign a document with another person's name, or does it merely grant you permission to sign a document on behalf of the other person but still using your own name?

      Faxed signatures have been accepted on legal documents for decades. You know what "fax" is short for, right? Facsimile. A tattoo would be exactly the same--a duplicate of the original.

    21. Re:Did the right thing... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, if he's THAT dumb, he might not be in favor of DNR, but I am.

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    22. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What legal elements?

      Any type of medical care without consent is criminal assault. We typically presume consent when people in life-threatening situations are not competent to give it, or otherwise follow procedures designed to allow someone to step into the patient's place to give consent. What part of "Do NOT Resuscitate" would suggest that a medical professional could presume consent or that another decisionmaker could reasonably conclude that the patient would consent if competent to do so?

    23. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could also been placed on the body without the consent of the person?

    24. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A fax is essentially a photocopy of a person's signature. Now I could be wrong, but I don't think tattoos are photocopied onto skin.

    25. Re:Did the right thing... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Who would be "the other party" of that "binding comtract"?

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    26. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "THE TAXPAYER SHALL BE PRESERVED, NO MATTER WHAT HE WANTS". Basically, if you dont want them to do that, use a good (american!) shootgun to blow your head off, when the time comes...

    27. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, tats are virtue signaling. Not having them is just normalcy for 99% of human history.

    28. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1) Yes, getting a DNR tattoo would be insane if you didn't really mean it.

      Which would be a pretty strong case against a family suing for wrongful death. The burden is on the Plaintiff to "that there is a greater than 50% chance, based on all the reasonable evidence, that the defendant did the wrong that caused the damage." And before you argue they could sue anyways, they could also sue even WITH an official DNR notification.

      2) It's not a legal document because there are no signatures, no notarization, and if you start treating one tattoo as a legal document, you have to start treating ALL of them that way. There's nothing to "prove." It simply is not a legally binding agreement/contract.

      Reread the summary/story. It did have his signature.

      3) No, because they did not have access to the DNR documentation at the time. In this case they had to go through unusual channels to get the document, and acting on a DNR requires that you have the official, notarized DNR documentation.

      Since you didn't actually bother to provide any evidence: Living will if applicable. Or a DNR Order which would seem more valid. To that end, Florida law is pretty insane that it specifically requires yellow paper for the DNR Order to be valid.

      4) It doesn't matter what the intention/point of the tattoo was from the patient's point of view. It's not a legal document, and that's just a fact.

      Thanks for not bothering to prove it. Great example, btw, of how the wishes of the person who wishes to engage in a contract is usurp by capricious rules by the State. As much as I appreciate the need for specific standards, the whole notion that one has to locate a yellow form or it's somehow not kosher when the intent is clear is, again, insane.

    29. Re:Did the right thing... by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      I would argue that "A- Blood type" is an instruction. It's actually even worse than DNR. DNR leaves it up to the medical staff to actually do it. "A- Blood type" translates into "don't waste time with a blood test, and instead just pump A- directly into my veins".

      Well, "don't do a blood test" is an instruction. But more than that, what if I know that my blood type is "B+"? Respecting my tattoo would be killing me.

      Information is just information. Acting on information makes that information a directive.

    30. Re:Did the right thing... by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      For all they knew, the tattoo could have been an artifact of previous poor life choices, and nothing more than a joke.

      Or a sign that he was the latest victim on Hillary's death list who knew too much to risk being revived.

    31. Re:Did the right thing... by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Mod up please. This is how I felt reading the article. I need to pay lawyers and notaries before someone will listen to me?

      What if it doesn't reflect my current decisions? Same can be said of my lawyer's notarized copy too.

      How do I change my legal DNR? I need to call lawyers and such.

      How do I change my tattoo DNR? I use the sharpie in my junk drawer.

      I'm fine with confusion when a permanent tattoo DNR has a ballpoint pen line running through it. That's confusion. But it really doesn't get any more clear than this case. If someone else was dumb enough to have a tattoo and change their mind and still keep the tattoo...well then they would have been dumb enough to keep the legal document unchanged too.

    32. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose he was carrying a paper document? Something folded in his wallet, with a signature. How is that any more valid? They don't have handwriting experts on hand to validate his signature and date the ink to see if this is the most recent document and not just something left over in his wallet.

      As for reversibility, once you are life support (and stable) it's very hard to find someone to pull the plug. It goes against do no harm.

    33. Re:Did the right thing... by rpresser · · Score: 1

      Darwin award ...

    34. Re:Did the right thing... by Orgasmatron · · Score: 1

      You've apparently never made your own tattoo artwork then. They photocopy it onto special paper, transfer the ink to your skin, then trace over it with the tattoo gun. Basically two xerox machines involved, one of which you don't want dating your daughter.

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    35. Re:Did the right thing... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      Any type of medical care without consent is criminal assault

      You're not a lawyer. Your legal opinion means nothing.

      If what you said is true, how can they even touch an unconscious person that comes into the hospital? Especially if a bystander called 911---there would be no indication of consent from the patient at all. This is supposed to be a crime? Nope, this is how it works every day.

      States have rules about how to file a DNR and how to verify a DNR. And look, a quick google search shows you what Florida residents need for a legit, legal DNR order:

      http://www.floridahealth.gov/a...

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    36. Re:Did the right thing... by rpresser · · Score: 1

      Something like a spirit duplicator (aka "ditto machine") could serve the purpose. User signs a ditto master, which is then rubbed onto the skin, transferring the colorant to the skin. Tattoo artist can trace the ink.

    37. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      DNRs do not require notarization. It's just a simple identify and affirmation of intent. The tattoo meets the criteria, which is how it was interpreted. Hospitals don't typically require a their own format, but do process it (attaching their own documentation). There's liability in not honoring such a request under pain and suffering.

    38. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother. They will find a way to invalidate it, even if the guy personally used the tattoo-needle to sign his own ass...

    39. Re:Did the right thing... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Actually that's a good hack- instead of DNR get the wrong blood type tattoo on your chest.

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    40. Re:Did the right thing... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Actually, the opposite would be the case right now. The Tax Reform law right now about to pass in the Senate and be signed into law by President Trump include significant inheritance tax reforms. Namely, inheritance tax is going to be substantially reduced. So it would make the most sense for "The Taxpayer shall be extinguished ASAP before we can't snatch his worldly goods away from his family!"

    41. Re:Did the right thing... by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "For all they knew, the tattoo could have been an artifact of previous poor life choices,"

      A written on paper, signed, with notary and witness signatures is also a 'previous life choice' that would be called 'poor' by some people.

    42. Re: Did the right thing... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      it's very hard to find someone to pull the plug. It goes against do no harm.

      It also goes against the Medical Establishment ethos: "Preserve Life At Any (Billable) Cost".

    43. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's quite honestly insane. You're not talking about a little "I Heart Mom" tattoo.

      People get DNR tattoos as a social statement. Mostly bikers, but even human garbage deserves medical care.

      Also, removing a tattoo is more painful and expensive than getting it in the first place. This is why people often keep tattoos that they regret.

      Why not? Or more precisely, prove me to how a legal document written on paper is more legally binding than one written on my own body.

      Why would anyone have to prove this? Ask a lawyer or a judge. Note that the answer may vary by state, as a few states have granted legal recognition of DNR tattoos.

      Would he be able to sue the pants off the hospital for that?

      If they hospital had no legally recognized way of verifying his DNR order, they are probably fine.

      DNR rules vary by state anyway, so there's probably a variety of answers. A standard at the federal level is probably a good idea, especially considering how often people travel from state to state.

      Seriously, there's a reason people choose DNR. If you're that bad off

      And since most people desperately want to live, we provide emergency care by default. The decision to die is an outlier and it is irreversible. We need to be sure before we let that happen.

    44. Re:Did the right thing... by dasunt · · Score: 2

      A tattoo is not a legal document.

      In Canadian law, which has a similar tradition to US law, a tractor fender has been considered a legal document.

      If a fender passes, why not a signed tat?

    45. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot citation of the month right there.

    46. Re:Did the right thing... by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      That sounds like something out of Pirates of the Caribbean.

    47. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The canary yellow printer paper cartel is to blame for that :D

    48. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, children almost never give consent to any medical procedure.

    49. Re:Did the right thing... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I would argue that somewhere the responsibility falls on you. Yes a medial professional should as rule "measure don't guess," "trust but verify."

      However if you are in an urgent situation where waiting for test results would itself be harmful and you knowingly and wilful provide inaccurate information to your caregiver and their actions based on trusting that information prove harmful to you; I am going to say its not their fault.

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    50. Re:Did the right thing... by demonlapin · · Score: 4, Informative

      FWIW, you can't give anything other than O negative unless you have a valid type and crossmatch from your own blood lab. Blood type is thus basically useless as a tattoo. I'm an anesthesiologist; I give blood to people about once a week.

    51. Re:Did the right thing... by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      This is why everyone needs a healthcare proxy, a legal document appointing another person to make medical decisions for you in the case you are incapacitated and can't make your wishes known yourself.

      Maybe a better option for this guy would be to tattoo the phone number of his proxy on his chest.

    52. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do they know it is HIS signature? You see an unconscious man and all you can affirm is A signature, not HIS signature.
      Also this is a new way to get rid of robbery or rape victims - drug then unconscious, rob them, tattoo DNR on them and throw them out of a moving vehicle...

    53. Re:Did the right thing... by Kaenneth · · Score: 2

      Hmmm, I am a Notary with access to a laser engraver to make notary seals...

    54. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah - I think if you're really in this situation, a medic-alert bracelet is the way to go. Internationally recognised.

      it also covers any oddball medical things -- allergies, diabetes, asthma, obscure medical conditions, sinus inversus, missing feet, colour blindness, whatever you really like - and emergency people already know to check for these.

      It certainly won't stop first-responders administering CPR and other 'emergency' first-aid, but in reality first-reponders situations are either minor enough that people wouldn't want DNR order to take effect anyway; OR first-responders really seek to stabilise and transport.. Once transport is initiated, THERE, the D.N.R. order can be investigated properly.

    55. Re:Did the right thing... by ljw1004 · · Score: 4, Informative

      A tattoo is not a legal document.

      That's incorrect. Depending on the legal instrument, some of them can be written on anything. "You can write contracts on a napkin, a ticket stub, a pizza box - just about anything ink will stick to." - http://www.lawyers-plus.com/ca...

      Different legal instruments have different requirements for what they need to be valid. DNRs across all states (I think) require a doctor's signature (so a tattoo that included a doctor's signature would presumably be valid). Some of them require a particular state-issued form to be used as well (so a tattoo in those states wouldn't be valid). Some of them require yellow paper. In my own state of Washington, property recording instruments even have a specified margin sizes in inches for them to be valid.

      In the act that introduced electronic signatures, nowhere did it say that "electronic signatures are valid". Instead it said "a legal instrument shall not be deemed invalid solely on the grounds of the signatures on it being electronic".

      TLDR: "legal document" isn't a well-defined concept. "Validly executed legal instrument" is a well-defined concept. The exact requirements for validity depend on the instrument in question and on jurisdiction.

    56. Re:Did the right thing... by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If what you said is true, how can they even touch an unconscious person that comes into the hospital?

      Technically, what the OP said is true. Most (all?) legislatures have covered this by creating "implied consent" for patients who are unable to give consent in a life threatening situation. The assumption is they would consent, or the guardian would.

      This is something every first aid course I've ever had over the last 30 years has taught. If you come across a conscious accident victim, you ask if you can give aid. If they say yes, you're good. If they say no, you may not touch them. This applies to professionals like EMTs, too. If you tell a firefighter/paramedic you refuse treatment, that's what treatment you'll get.

      There is always one altruistic person in the group that is concerned about this. The answer to how you deal with an uncooperative conscious victim is, you wait until they pass out, implied consent kicks in, and you can help them. The fact they said "no" before was based on them being conscious. Going unconscious changes the situation.

    57. Re:Did the right thing... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      How do I change my tattoo DNR? I use the sharpie in my junk drawer.

      Imagine, you are unconscious, and a nurse starts prepping you for emergency surgery. She sees "DO scribble scribble RESUSCITATE" on your chest. Ok. No problem.

      She starts scrubbing your chest to clean the field and suddenly she sees DO NOT RESUSCITATE" instead. Oops. Call the OR back, you aren't getting resuscitated after all.

      I don't think an ink pen is the right way to cancel a tattooed DNR. Lots of tattoo artists will happily charge you to cover up the NOT.

    58. Re:Did the right thing... by DRJlaw · · Score: 2

      A tattoo is not a legal document.

      Says who, boyo?

      It's a writing that was apparently signed by the person. Florida does not require that its DNRO form be notarized. The only thing that the tattoo lacks in comparison to the Florida DNRO form is the physician's statement. If you choose to hang your hat on that, then I remind you that this patient completed a Florida DNRO form and that the hospital only chose to look for it AFTER beginning resuscitation efforts and finding the tattoo.

      Even if the tattoo doesn't have the protections of Florida law connected to its 'official' DNRO form (if any), competent adult patients retain the right to refuse medical care, and this one clearly had. That is why the ethics committee came down the way that it did.

      Imagine if it HAD been a joke, and the family sued the pants off the hospital for denying treatment to their family member without a formal DNR request?

      Yes imagine. Imagine that I could retroactively declare writings bearing my signature to be jokes that shouldn't be taken literally. Like that confidentiality agreement. Or that credit card agreement. Or that mortgage.

      Now let's image that the hospital successfully resuscitated the patient despite the tattoo and the patient and the family "sued the pants off" the hospital for providing specifically declined treatment to their family member without patient consent.

      "Ultimately obtained the legal documentation that stated he definitely was a DNR." What makes the Florida DNRO form "legal" documentation in your mind? That could have been an artifact of previous poor life choices as well.

      It sounds like they did pretty much everything right

      Oh, so now you're admitting that the tattoo was "legal document" enough that the hospital had to delay efforts and inquire into the existence of the DNRO form (or at least contact the family).

      So what was your point?

    59. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm type O negative but because of some "life choices" the Red Cross does not want my blood

    60. Re:Did the right thing... by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      Unrelated, but that's the best sig I've ever read.

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    61. Re:Did the right thing... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      thanks, there is some argument as to if gawk or whois should be first...

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    62. Re:Did the right thing... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > A tattoo is not a legal document.

      You can write a check on a cow. Unless you really are a lawyer, don't pretend you're one.

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    63. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then, a couple questions raised are:
      What the fuck is the turnaround time for obtaining DNR status records?
      When you are in hospital care, do they just... NOT look these things up? It's not like the staff were out in the field.

      The summary (I know how to ./ right, I didn't read the article ;) heavily implies that resuscitation efforts would have gone live had they not encountered the tattoo.

    64. Re:Did the right thing... by lucasnate1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find it ironic to see people posting on Slashdot judging others for not being normal.

    65. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /. /facepalm

    66. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why the amputation? Did he lose another bet?

    67. Re:Did the right thing... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      AC is correct, you're a moron.

      Case in point: The fucking summary you didn't fucking read where the fucking hospital's ethics committee and lawyers determined the DNR order (his tattoo) should have been respected.

      The ONLY thing necessary for a DNR order to be valid is for it to be a true reflection of person's informed wishes. Someone getting it tattooed on themselves and then fucking signing under the tattoo is all the proof anyone with a brain needs.

    68. Re:Did the right thing... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      There is always one altruistic person in the group that is concerned about this. The answer to how you deal with an uncooperative conscious victim is, you wait until they pass out, implied consent kicks in, and you can help them. The fact they said "no" before was based on them being conscious. Going unconscious changes the situation.

      Nope. If they said "no" while conscious, that counts as "no" while unconscious.
      Don't apply your personal sex life to this.

    69. Re:Did the right thing... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      He signed it, you fool. A legal document doesn't need signatures anyway. It just has to be true. Signatures are one way of establishing that they are true.

    70. Re:Did the right thing... by ilctoh · · Score: 2

      The ONLY thing necessary for a DNR order to be valid is for it to be a true reflection of person's informed wishes. Someone getting it tattooed on themselves and then fucking signing under the tattoo is all the proof anyone with a brain needs.

      Paramedic here. This is technically not true (at least in any state I've ever worked in). Though, perhaps it should be. Of the four states I've worked in, each one has required that a DNR order appear on a particular form, with particular legal-ese. Each state has required that the form be witnessed by at least one additional competent party, and three of the four have required that it be signed by the patient's primary care physician. Some states allow medic alert bracelets to signify a DNR order. The paperwork typically allows the patient to opt in or out of specific interventions (for instance, you can have a DNR, that would allow your ventilations to be assisted via rescue breathing, but would not allow a breathing tube to be inserted.) A tatoo would not be considered a legal DNR in any state I've ever worked in. Now, this has actually caused real problems in the past, that I've personally been involved with on several occasions. Some hospice services weren't great about getting the proper paperwork in place, or educating the patient's family on the necessity of having the paperwork present and producible. So when a terminally ill hospice patient dies, some family member panics and calls 911, we show up and find an obviously terminally ill hospice patient either in cardiac arrest or damn close to it, but no technically legal DNR present. Technically, we'd have to begin full resuscitation efforts. In practice, a quick call to our supervising physician is usually enough to get permission to withhold resuscitation efforts. One state required a DNR bracelet be physically on the patient's wrist for the DNR to be valid. Thought being that the patient could remove the bracelet from their wrist, if they wished to signify their intent to rescind the DNR. Turns out, people sometimes fall or thrash around as they die, and these bracelets were coming off in what I'd presume to be an accident. Again, puts us as paramedics in a tough spot. Long story short - I personally believe it should be easier for people to indicate their end of life preferences. Though, the current situation would render things like this tatoo to not be a valid DNR, in many states.

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    71. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Singular they: not even once.

    72. Re:Did the right thing... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Nope. If they said "no" while conscious, that counts as "no" while unconscious.

      Do you just need to try to find ways to contradict me, even when you have no clue? Saying "no" when they are conscious is "no" when they are conscious, and when their medical situation changes the assumed response to the question changes, too. While they are conscious they are in less need of treatment, and the need is different. Their ability to provide for their own care is also different. That makes the situation different. (My bad -- it is "assumed consent", not "implied", but that's a minor point.)

      Don't apply your personal sex life to this.

      You may want to assume that there is a difference between a conscious and unconscious person when it comes to having sex with you, but intelligent people would not. If a conscious person tells you "no", the situation doesn't change just because you've drugged them into oblivion. So stop being an asshole.

    73. Re:Did the right thing... by blindseer · · Score: 1

      The tattoo could have likely been deemed a legal document if it had not been on his chest. It's pretty hard to sign your chest with a tattoo needle.

      The guy had the foresight to file a DNR statement but lacked the foresight on how his tattoo might appear to anyone that came to treat him. There are services that will make bracelets and such that contain medical information. Presumably this includes a DNR request that's seen as legally binding. He could have signed up for one of these services. If he felt this important enough to need a tattoo then he could have had the tattoo be of some kind of reference to the document, like a phone number to call and a reference number for the document.

      I had to do something like this before. One government agency doesn't always talk to another very well but there are ways to connect one file to another in these systems. All I had to do was take a federal document to a county office and they copied the document and gave me a reference number for it. Now, if I need to reference this document again for the county or state government, I can just give them this reference number. I assume this is pretty common practice. Go ahead and tattoo a DNR request to your chest, but make sure the legally binding document is on file and the reference number is tattooed as well.

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    74. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about a field combat situation where O- might be in short supply or depleted? Lets say you have a patient come in and needs blood, and you are faced with the choice of believing the tattoo or letting them die?

    75. Re:Did the right thing... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      But why should we require such extensive legal documenation for this? A good faith judgement of the patient's wishes should be enough. Yes, the family could sue; but the family could also sue if the patient gave explicit verbal instructions aobut their wishes that was not written down; and there are those who would sue regardless of the presence of a legal document.

    76. Re:Did the right thing... by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      But if he did grant power of attorney, the only way that would be useful in a situation in which one only has the documents on the person's body to go by, means that he'd have had to write the power of attorney contract on his chest as well. And in order for that signature to be valid, he'd need another power of attorney to validate that power of attorney, and...

    77. Re:Did the right thing... by mreed911 · · Score: 1

      This depends on locale and purpose. Texas has a standardized form for Out of Hospital DNR that is officially recognized.

    78. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how does this no consent thing work with suicide attempts? To the best of my knowledge the patients will can be overridden.

    79. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My tat says "DNR...if you don't honor my DNR and I live, I promise not to honor your dying wishes."

    80. Re:Did the right thing... by james_gnz · · Score: 1

      Imagine if it HAD been a joke, and the family sued the pants off the hospital for denying treatment to their family member without a formal DNR request?

      Imagine they did resuscitate, and the note was serious, and the family sued the pants off the hospital for the infliction of years of unwanted pain and suffering. Or just imagine the hospital caused years of unwanted pain and suffering, and wasn't sued.

      Honestly, I think it is reasonable to expect that if you have a tattoo saying you don't want to be resuscitated, then people might think that you don't want to be resuscitated. If I was sitting on the jury, I would side with the hospital staff, no question.

    81. Re:Did the right thing... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      In the case of a tattoo, it wouldn't be the patient or the doctor who was signing it, it would be the tattoo artist forging their signature. Would that really be a legal document?

    82. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This topic came up during our first responder training and the answer given was: always do CPR. We ignore everything, even a written statement or whatever.
      The simple reasonings were that we are not trained lawyers and have zero time to worry about stuff like this. When the doctor arrives, THEY can make the decision.

      Basically the only time we are allowed to not start CPR is if the patient is clearly dead (death spots, stiff, etc). Otherwise we hand over 'warm and with CPR'.

    83. Re:Did the right thing... by Megol · · Score: 1

      Most people don't know what any medical procedure is. People make choices that essentially kill themselves, family members or others because they don't understand things.

      How would medical staff know if the person actually did understand the meaning of the words _and_ that he/she were mentally able to decide their position at the time of getting a tattoo? Which is legally required in the civilized world.

    84. Re:Did the right thing... by Megol · · Score: 1

      What if they are suffering from stroke, concussion or physical or mental brain damage?
      What if they can't hear properly and think you just asked them if they are fine?
      What if they are in a shock condition?
      What if their condition is caused by suicidal depression?

      In other words: how can a simple question by someone that can't decide the level of consciousness or the mental state of the person in need help?

    85. Re:Did the right thing... by Megol · · Score: 1

      Everyone can sue anyone for anything (and they do). That doesn't make any difference.

      The reason that there should be "extensive legal documentation" (which isn't "extensive" in any reasonable interpretation) is that refusing treatment isn't considered valid if the patient isn't able to legally come to that conclusion. Mental problems both physically and psychological can make a person legally incapable and for good reason.

      The legal documentation will show that the person did make their choice while considered able to do so.

    86. Re:Did the right thing... by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      The patient in this case is a moron. Tattoo removal or infill is something they should look into prior to them ending up in an ER unconscious and not able to clarify the "joke" status.

      Also - who the hell honours a bet to get a tattoo? Or even makes that bet?

    87. Re:Did the right thing... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      For all they knew, the tattoo could have been an artifact of previous poor life choices, and nothing more than a joke.

      If it was a joke, he could have just crossed it out with another tattoo.

      Plus based on your reasoning, if you consider a very clear unambiguous DNR tattoo plus a tattooed signature a potential joke, I suppose you would be crazy enough to consider a DNR written on a piece of paper to be a joke as well.

      A tattoo is not a legal document.

      Not only this is circular reasoning, but it's completely false. Here is the example of a will engraved on a tractor fender that a guy wrote as he was dying or a tractor accident. That will was legally valid. That is what is taught in law schools still today.

      Furthermore, it's common practice before an amputation or a serious surgery to mark the body part that is about to be worked on with a black marker which says "CUT HERE" while the patient is fully awake to ensure that the surgeon works on the correct area when the patient is unconscious. So in essence, this black marker fail-safe protocol becomes an extension of the wishes of the unconscious patient.

      So it's no wonder that the patient borrowed that similar idea and chose to use a tattoo as a DNR fail-safe in case his paperwork wouldn't be immediately found by first responders or ER doctors.

      Normally, this kind of information can be included in a medical bracelet or a medical pendant, if the guy had a family member that didn't want him to die. Getting the DNR tattooed on himself would at least insure that the family member in question couldn't dispose of the DNR by ripping off the bracelet or ripping off the pendant before first-responders arrived.

      Imagine if it HAD been a joke, and the family sued the pants off the hospital for denying treatment to their family member without a formal DNR request?

      Imagine the reverse actually.

      Like I said earlier since the fender on the tractor was considered a valid legal document more than 65+ years ago, and that this is what is currently taught in law school, that legal documents can look like anything, it stands to reason that the DNR tattoo would be considered legally valid as well (unless a conflicting DNR paper could be found instead).

      So if that tattoo directive had been ignored, I really do believe that the family would have had good grounds to sue the hospital. Plus, had the family been a bunch of Jehova's witnesses, they would have had good grounds for suing the hospital for religious discrimination as well.

    88. Re:Did the right thing... by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Hell, just a second tattoo of two lines striking out NOT should do.

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    89. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Context is battlefield medics where your arm leg body is shredded and you are passed out. If your medic sees the tatt they can radio in and the rescue chopper can potentially bring the right type and refill you during the evac.
      More blood means less trauma from less brain cell killing asphyxiation.

    90. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dating your daughter -or- fucking your wife. Especially not both at the same time.

      Funny story, though. I met a heavily tatted woman at a bar (naturally). she was married but I hotwifed her a couple times. Turns out her husband was a tattoo artist. She offered for him to tatt me while I humped her. I stopped seeing her after that.

    91. Re:Did the right thing... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure testing blood is ridiculously simple. Anybody with the ability to actually swap blood between people (in anything resembling a proper way...) should have thousands of those little test strips.

      I think you can even just mix the blood types and see if they get all sticky outside the body, but maybe ask a doctor before relying on that one.

    92. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is always one altruistic person in the group that is concerned about this

      If a conscious, sane person refuses help, and the helper ignores their wishes and instead forces "help" upon them, can we really call that altruism? The fact that force is employed, against the clear will of the injured party, implies that it can't be altruism, at least not pure altruism. Part of that application of force must be ego, i.e. a demonstration of power: "You don't tell me what to do -- I tell you".

    93. Re:Did the right thing... by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Good samaritan laws in all 50 states protect individuals who provide care - within their ability and certification - to an unresponsive person. So, no, it's not assault to provide care without consent.

    94. Re:Did the right thing... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I find the sig a bit disguisting ... but that might just be me.

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    95. Re:Did the right thing... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The situation does mot change for a patient either.
      If he desides he does not want help while consciousness, he does not want help when he blacke dout either!
      What else would be the point in asking?

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    96. Re:Did the right thing... by strikethree · · Score: 1

      If you tell a firefighter/paramedic you refuse treatment, that's what treatment you'll get.

      A long time ago in a land not so far away (USA) I told the paramedics I refuse treatment. I was forced into the ambulance essentially at gun point. No, the police officer never drew his weapon. Yes, the police officer said I was required to get into the ambulance. *shrug* maybe the laws have changed.

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    97. Re:Did the right thing... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      The situation does mot change for a patient either.

      When I am conscious I can participate in my own care and thus safely refuse outside help. E.g., I can hold a pressure dressing on a bleeding cut. When I pass out, I can no longer do that. If I am actively dealing with an injury while conscious, the assumption would be that I would want it dealt with when I can no longer do so. That's the change.

      If he desides he does not want help while consciousness, he does not want help when he blacke dout either!

      That is an assumption that I do not think a reasonable person makes when being asked if they want help for an injury.

      What else would be the point in asking?

      The question was not "can I help you after you pass out", it was "can I help you now?" "Thanks, I don't want help now" is different than "I don't ever want help even if I am about to die." It's kind of like the difference between a DNR and getting a broken bone taken care of. If someone goes to the hospital to get a broken toe cared for and the doctor says "I see you have a DNR so I am not going to help you", the hospital is going to lose the lawsuit.

    98. Re:Did the right thing... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      This is basically correct. Part of blood typing is that you do a screen for the most common antibodies that aren't in the ABO/Rh system, and then you test the patient's blood against the actual unit they're potentially going to receive. O negative isn't a panacea, it's just statistically the least likely to kill someone with a transfusion reaction.

    99. Re:Did the right thing... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you are nitpicking again.

      No one is asking you when you are conscious if you are able to press a bandage on your wound.

      They ask you if you want be revived after you passed out. This is the the topic of the discussion.

      Claiming that you don't want to be revived while awake and most likely want while you are unconscious is nonsense.

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    100. Re:Did the right thing... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Depending on whether they've reproduced already.

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    101. Re:Did the right thing... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I had a blood typing done recently. There was a small transparent rectangle with three little spots for whatever testing material they used. They stuck my finger and let a drop fall in each spots, and the clumping was visible. For some reason, when I left, they wanted me to be positive.

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    102. Re:Did the right thing... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If I'm conscious, I can refuse aid. If I stay conscious, I can change my mind, particularly if my condition changes. If I start bleeding badly, for example, it's reasonable to ask if I want aid now. If I go unconscious, my condition has changed, and the aid provider would find it reasonable to ask if I want aid now. Since I can't answer, the answer is assumed to be "Yes".

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    103. Re:Did the right thing... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      What if they are suffering from stroke, concussion or physical or mental brain damage?

      Yup, that's a problem, normally with mental illness. Some psychiatric drugs are reasonably free of side effects, and some are not. If someone with schizophrenia, to give an example, refuses the anti-psychotics, is that decision because the drugs have really unpleasant side effects, or because the person is schizophrenic and incapable of making an informed adult decision?

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    104. Re:Did the right thing... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In my state, there's a preprinted form to use. It needs either notarization or the signatures of two witnesses. Check what's needed in your state. Get the form and you don't need to pay lawyers or notary, as long as you have two people who aren't health care providers willing to witness.

      Also, they'll listen to you if you're conscious and able to talk. This is for when you're unconscious. Not treating you is a really big irreversible decision, and it seems reasonable to make sure that is what you want.

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    105. Re:Did the right thing... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Heck, all you need is a family member that doesn't want to let go to remove the bracelet before you arrive and you have to perform treatment.

    106. Re:Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were under arrest for suspicion of a crime.

    107. Re: Did the right thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was not.

    108. Re:Did the right thing... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You are playing mind games.

      The question is: do you want aid beyond reanimation, rebirth, invasive medicine, put on machines etc.
      You answer this with no, while you are concioness.

      That answer is valid when you are unconsciousness, too. Nothing has changed.
      A hospital or first aid helper is supposed to honour your consciousness answer. Not to put you on a machine, "because the situation has changed".

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  4. Funny timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This story was posted while I was watching the House M.D. episode called "DNR".

    The medical staff made what I feel to be, while possibly incorrect in the long right, a rational choice. Going the way of "Let's err on the side of the choice we can reverse, rather than risk death." That seems like an unusually well considered and sane choice.

    1. Re:Funny timing by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      So, how would they reverse resuscitation? By killing him?

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    2. Re:Funny timing by mark-t · · Score: 1

      He will die eventually anyways, regardless of their efforts.... so from that standpoint, their decision to resuscitate him is reversible.

    3. Re:Funny timing by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Give him a gun and tell him if he still doesn't want to live, that's pretty easy to do.

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    4. Re:Funny timing by sjames · · Score: 1

      I presume that would be up to the patient, but yes. In a medical context, it's easy to reverse living. Death not so much.

    5. Re:Funny timing by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You can, of course, reverse the decision to resuscitate with a bed pillow, but how do you reverse the spending decisions.

      If I had $50k to will to my children, I'd want it to go to them. Not to the futile effort of keep me producing CO2 in a multi thousand dollar a day intensive care hospital bed. It's not a death wish. It is an acknowledgement of the reality that my days on this blessed Earth are limited, and that I've gotten all the good use out of this body.

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    6. Re:Funny timing by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Make the hospital bill just as reversible, and I'll agree with you.

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    7. Re:Funny timing by mark-t · · Score: 1

      The bill can be paid off, eventually.... again, fixable with time and effort. Waiting around for someone who's passed on to come back to life isn't going to work out so well, and so it is considered less reversible.

    8. Re:Funny timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read the summary you would know the answer to your question. Typically, in these cases, if you just turn off life support, the decision reverses itself.

    9. Re:Funny timing by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      It's not because YOU want to live at all cost, that everyone does. The correct moral choice was to let him die.

    10. Re:Funny timing by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If you're really worried about that kind of thing, you have life insurance or just give it to them upfront or just have something resembling estate planning.

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    11. Re:Funny timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the same reasoning, the correct moral choice when you find somebody unconscious and dying by the side of the road with no positive indication that they wish to live...is to walk away, leaving them to die in a ditch.

      As has been noted by others in this thread, the thing the tattoo really ought to have included is some means for obtaining a secondary verification quickly--and, actually, in some places the rules are pretty strict in how to do DNRs. This is mostly to ensure that you can be pretty sure that I. Amrich probably really did write that DNR, and some places require that it be made sure that you know exactly what you're saying, since it's not rare enough that somebody finds out the definition of 'resuscitation' is more inclusive than they thought.

    12. Re:Funny timing by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I've wondered about this.

      Suppose I have an advance health care directive properly filed that says DNR if X happens. X happens. I go to the emergency room, and the resuscitate me. Am I liable for the cost of treatment I specifically refused?

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    13. Re:Funny timing by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      My estate planning is, basically, that I use my money while I'm alive, and then I want it to go to my wife, my son if she's dead, etc.. It isn't to give away all my money while I can still spend it. My significant assets are either joint or transfer-on-death. This is legitimate estate planning.

      So, my directive says "don't resuscitate if X", X happens, and they expensively resuscitate me and cause damage that requires expensive medical care, or I need expensive medical care to keep the heart beating and the brain in a coma. Why should that be taken out of my estate?

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  5. Better safe than sorry... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would do exactly what they did. When you're in a gray area touching on malpractice, negligence, and homicide... well, you don't take chances.

    It's also possible for people to change their minds. Apparently, in Florida you file DNR orders with the state. It's good to have an official, documented process when you're making decisions about someone's life. In the article, they even referenced a case where the patient's DNR tattoo did not reflect his current wishes.

    If they are terminal and wish to pass, there will be plenty of opportunities to end their care. Case in point, this patient died later that night.

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    1. Re:Better safe than sorry... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1, Insightful

      When you're in a gray area...

      How the heck is that a gray area!?!?!?! If THIS isn't good enough, then what could the patient have a POSSIBLY done!?!?!?!

    2. Re:Better safe than sorry... by msauve · · Score: 2

      "It's also possible for people to change their minds."

      Sure, just as it's possible to tattoo over the "not" in DNR.

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    3. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Funny

      then what could the patient have a POSSIBLY done!?!?!?!

      Duh, that's easy: He should have had a second tattoo below the first one, from his lawyer, notarizing the whole thing.

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    4. Re:Better safe than sorry... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If THIS isn't good enough, then what could the patient have a POSSIBLY done!?!?!?!

      From the very comment you are replying to:

      In the article, they even referenced a case where the patient's DNR tattoo did not reflect his current wishes.

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    5. Re:Better safe than sorry... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Whatever happens I hope the hospital eats the cost.

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    6. Re: Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe something like this:
      DO NOT RESUSCITATE (not triple underlined)
      Signed, XYZ
      notarized mm/yy/zz
      P.S. I really mean it
      P.P.S. I swear upon my earthly body to haunt anyone who dares defy this order.

    7. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Filed an actual DNR form, properly notarized and witnessed? No, that would just be ridiculous, right?

    8. Re: Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait I thought the DNR was the same as the tattoo. Maybe I read it wrong.

    9. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Kjella · · Score: 2

      If they are terminal and wish to pass, there will be plenty of opportunities to end their care. Case in point, this patient died later that night.

      If you sign a DNR then death is obviously not what you're afraid of. It's being trapped in some sort of half-dead state where you may have extensive brain damage and experience prolonged pain and suffering without actually dying. And he could very well have gone into such a state where he'd be incapable of making that choice again. That's why DNR orders exist in the first place.

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    10. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Umm, yeah, I really want the people in the ER checking against state records to determine if someone has filed a proper DNR form, or not, BEFORE they attempt to resuscitate that person when they arrive in the ER unconscious.

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    11. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      You are aware that you can retract DNRs?

      How exactly would you propose to do this with a tattoo?

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    12. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Bummer if you change your mind again, though.

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    13. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dated the tattoo with additional date tattoos every year affirming the decision

    14. Re:Better safe than sorry... by XXongo · · Score: 1

      Filed an actual DNR form, properly notarized and witnessed? No, that would just be ridiculous, right?

      As the summary states, he did have a proper DNR form filed with the state.

      It takes time, however, before the DNR form can be located and sent to the hospital and then forwarded to the hospital social work staff to write a hospital DRN order.

    15. Re:Better safe than sorry... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Filed a proper DNR order. It turns out he did that, and they found the order. Then he died and they honored that properly filed order.

    16. Re:Better safe than sorry... by wed128 · · Score: 2

      They'll make up for it by making future treatments more expensive.

    17. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Get the tattoo removed? You know that's not exactly hard to do right?

    18. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Signing a paper DNR might not reflect my current wishes but it's a standing delivery, they "have it in writing" and it's what legally has precedence in the absence of my spoken delivery.

      If my current wishes change, I have to change the skin - sorry, I mean paper DNR.

    19. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malpractice, negligence, and homicide? The only reasons those could possibly be issues is due to people like you thinking that way instead of paying attention to direct evidence.

      Malpractice - requires a duty to a patient to offer reasonable and appropriate care. Under what line of reasoning does resuscitating a guy with a DNR tattoo qualify as reasonable and appropriate? Only if you/most have already decided that DNR tattoos are meaningless.

      Negligence - a more generalized form of the same malpractice claim, still requiring someone to owe a duty to act as a reasonably prudent person would. Again, a jury would only find that a reasonably prudent person should resuscitate a guy with a DNR tattoo if they had already determined that such tattoos are meaningless.

      Homicide - meaning murder I assume. Requires an intended killing. How does not resuscitating someone actively, intentionally kill them? Heck, they might still die even if you do attempt to resuscitate them, so it's entirely illogical to suggest you intend to kill by not resuscitating.

      It's like a stop sign- yes, you're negligent (and potentially criminally negligent) if you run a stop sign, but if we all sat down and agreed stop signs are meaningless, poof, no more negligence because a reasonably prudent person knows they're meaningless.

    20. Re:Better safe than sorry... by dougTheRug · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable. Finally someone found a suitable purpose for tattoos, and the message is steadfastly ignored.

    21. Re:Better safe than sorry... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How exactly would you propose to do this with a tattoo?

      I'd put in a call to my nearest laser-totin' shark.

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    22. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      My wife removes tattoos for a living. The laser is tuned to color of the pigment, so it selectively "burns" out just the tattoo. Dark skinned people take it on the chin in this case, because the laser has to be used on a lower setting or burn out the skin pigment.

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    23. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Imagine 58 dated reaffirmation tattoos here]

    24. Re:Better safe than sorry... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Cross it out and tattoo a "This DNR is null and void - signed (blah)" statement underneath?

      Or get a really good Tattoo artist to draw over it so it looks like a really awesome skull riding a motorcycle.

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    25. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      People who get tattoos are in quite shrill denial of the fact that it's not that difficult to remove a tattoo. They often get a tattoo as an act of defiant permanence. Telling them it's painful but not difficult to have it removed lets a lot of air out of their sail.

      It becomes just a dumb thing you can do and change your mind about later.

    26. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. His estate will still be billed for those recovery efforts made 'reasonably and in good faith'. Because that's how things work in the US.
      Now, on the other hand, his estate can sue the hospital over billing them for a specifically-undesired treatment. And the hospital lawyers will say a tattoo isn't legally binding, at that they stopped treatment when they got the actual, legal DNR. Judgment for the hospital.

      You want to get a DNR honored? Carry the signed, witnessed, notarized document with you at all times, preferably stapled to your chest. And you'll still manage to stumble into an ER that ignores it.

    27. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... Have you removed a tattoo? I have a old workmate that wanted to remove one and it took her half a year and several surgeries. It is not like you just point a little laser and it is gone. Not impossible, but not easy, and harder than getting the tattoo in the first place.

    28. Re: Better safe than sorry... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 2

      States have different rules on what is necessary for a legally binding DNR order.

      Most states require a patient signature and a witness signature. In some states, the document must be notarized or filed with the Department of Health. Some states actually do recognize DNR tattoos.

      Would be nice to have a consistent standard though.

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    29. Re:Better safe than sorry... by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      That's why DNR orders exist in the first place.

      I understand that. In the context of emergency medicine, though, doctors may need to act immediately---before there is an opportunity to verify a DNR order.

      Do you want doctors to withhold treatment from unconscious patients until they can verify there is no DNR order for that patient? I don't. If I'm heading to the hospital like that, I want the most effective treatment as soon as I can get it. Most people do; that's why the default requirement is to provide treatment.

      Where I live, DNR orders also provide justification for terminating life support. So if you "accidentally" save someone in that condition, you can reverse course as soon as the paperwork comes through.

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    30. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to REMOVE it, dipshit.

      At the very least, you can draw a fucking black box over it.

    31. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Do you want doctors to withhold treatment from unconscious patients until they can verify there is no DNR order for that patient? I don't.

      It isn't an issue of just being unconscious. It's an issue of resuscitation. When it comes to that, if the patient has made the conscious decision to tattoo a DNR in specific words and signed on his chest, then I do expect the doctor to respect that and do nothing.

      If I'm heading to the hospital like that, I want the most effective treatment as soon as I can get it.

      Then don't tattoo DO NOT RESUSCITATE on your chest. Problem solved.

      So if you "accidentally" save someone in that condition, you can reverse course as soon as the paperwork comes through.

      So someone who has known terminal conditions that might result in painful resuscitation efforts and continued painful existence decides to tattoo DNR on themselves. The doctor ignores it and does continue the patient's pain. But you can "reverse course" and solve the problem? Pillow over the face? OD of morphine? You kill someone who you resuscitated in error?

      as soon as the paperwork comes through.

      Oh, well, then. Never mind. The paperwork says kill the guy who is in pain because you resuscitated him in error. No problem after all.

    32. Re:Better safe than sorry... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      It takes time, however, before the DNR form can be located and sent to the hospital

      It is strange that it takes less time to transport the person to the hospital in a physical vehicle than it takes to transfer the DNR form to the hospital over a wire. Yet if they needed to know his driver's license was expired, a police officer could have pulled that up in about 45 seconds. This is preposterous. The guy probably had the tattoo put in place because of this very problem.

    33. Re:Better safe than sorry... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Tattoo something else over it.

      But seriously, when a 70-year old man with heart problems comes in with a DNR tattoo, it probably wasn't a college frat prank. "Ha ha guys, this isn't funny. I know I got drunk last night, but why did you have to give me this DNR tattoo! This sucks!"

    34. Re:Better safe than sorry... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      The hospital staff got lucky that he died anyway and never woke. (Or they were smart enough to kill him to cover their mistake.) If they guy had woken up with massive brain damage, his next of kin would have sued them. Equally bad would be if the person was in a motorcycle accident, and woke up with amputated limbs, forced to live out a hellish remaining life, knowing that they took every precaution possible to prevent it from happening that way. That's the kind of nightmare scenario that a DNR is intended to prevent.

    35. Re:Better safe than sorry... by sjames · · Score: 1

      A bit of a rock and a hard place. Alternatively, they let him die on the strength of the definitely not legal document that was not properly notarized and they get sued by his next of kin making the easy legal argument that a tat is not a legal document.

    36. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the article, they even referenced a case where the patient's DNR tattoo did not reflect his current wishes.

      Great, they reference a case where the patient was a moron. That doesn't justify going against this patient's wishes. Not everybody is a moron. Darwin Awards are granted to the terminally stupid for a reason.

      If you make it indelibly clear what your desire is should an occasion like this one arise, there's no good reason not to accede to that desire. In this particular case, the staff initially went with "I don't want to feel bad" instead of doing what the patient clearly wanted.

    37. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's the thing-- apparently he had a DNR on file, and therefore the tattoo was irrelevant.

      There was no gray area. There was no confusion.

      Now, if the tattoo and the DNR differed... that would be an issue.

    38. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that you can retract DNRs?

      How exactly would you propose to do this with a tattoo?

      There are tattoo removal services available. Or you could get another tattoo applied over it -- "black bar" it, if you will. Or you could tattoo a retraction immediately below the original tattoo. There are ways out of the situation that don't involve rocket science.

    39. Re: Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the same thing is true for any DNR even if the patient filled it out 6 months ago or 6 minutes ago.

      People change their minds except when they don't.

    40. Re:Better safe than sorry... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      So if you "accidentally" save someone in that condition, you can reverse course as soon as the paperwork comes through.

      In the USA, if they intubate the patient and place them on machines that maintain living it is NOT easy to have that patient later removed from those machines. The fear with a DNR order is that you end up on those life support machines and they can't take you off without an extended court battle because you cannot survive without them. And all during the time your hopefully sensible family member is trying to get you unplugged you are suffering endlessly.

      You clearly don't have a firm grasp on what this is for, you really should read up on it. Most people that talk like you would be horrified to find out what they can do to you without clear boundaries on what live saving measures you want done.

    41. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That does not answer the question.

      Another question worth answering is this: What is more important, a patient's apparent wishes over their own life and death, or a potential lawsuit?

    42. Re:Better safe than sorry... by ilctoh · · Score: 1

      Its possible that you might change your mind at a time and place inconvenient to a tattoo parlor. 99% of DNRs are in the form of paper, or bracelets. Which can be easily destroyed to signify your intent.

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    43. Re:Better safe than sorry... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Right. And what are the chances that story about unwanted tattoo was made up or urban legend?

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    44. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that it's up to the patient to make sure any such "DNR" tattoo's they have do actually reflect upon their current wishes. Tattoos aren't the only way of doing this either. You can get necklaces and bracelets and such that are all meant to hopefully convey your desire not to have resuscitation take place, but if people aren't willing to honor those things then we've entirely removed free-will from the patient.

    45. Re:Better safe than sorry... by msauve · · Score: 1

      Sanford Sharpies and ink pens are your friend.

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    46. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not good. I've met people with unwanted tattoo stories & seen their tattoos. Some I was very polite in not mentioning that coverups are possible, as is removals, never mind that perhaps you should not stick around when the tattoo artist is very clearly not sober...and yeah, that has happened. It's one of the stories I heard myself...and I was standing there successfully not going 'dafuq?' at the decision making skills of this walking blond joke. (It wasn't an ugly tat, just apparently very much not the one she had asked for.)

    47. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Rande · · Score: 1

      Which means the person has to be conscious and coherent to indicate his current wishes to refuse medical treatment....but as soon as he loses consciousness, they can ignore it and decide that 'we're not 100% certain that if he was awake that he wouldn't change his mind, so we're going to resuscitate'.

      The only way a DNR is enforceable is if the next of kin/lawyer is in the room with a signed DNR and they repeatedly say 'we are refusing medical treatment' whenever a doctor attempts to do anything.

    48. Re:Better safe than sorry... by jareth-0205 · · Score: 1

      If the guy had gone through the proper legal process to register a DNR, then presumably there wouldn't be a debate about it - but he didn't, he got a tattoo. Which is not a legal document last time I checked.

    49. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then hopefully, that mans genes were not spread into the gene pool. Living with that particular contradiction on you, that will ultimately save your life, is Darwin Award worthy.

    50. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      He did go through the proper legal process to register a DNR.

      The tattoo was the only thing that made them bother to check for it. Without the tattoo he was getting R'd with no investigation.

    51. Re:Better safe than sorry... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      What do you do if you change your mind over a proper DNR request?

      It's far easier to overwrite a tattoo than to get in to see a lawyer.

    52. Re:Better safe than sorry... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I know people get unwanted tattoos but this particular one about poker bet and DNR sounds hokey.

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    53. Re:Better safe than sorry... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The advance health care directive in my state is a physical object, several pieces of paper. I'm advised to make more paper copies and keep them in various places. It's hard to wire paper.

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    54. Re:Better safe than sorry... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      "Nurse, wash his chest off. We might have to go in in a hurry."

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    55. Re:Better safe than sorry... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Where I live, DNR orders also provide justification for terminating life support.

      My state also. However...something bad happens that I want DNR for. The hospital disregards that. I'm left in a state where I can swallow and breathe and not much else. We can add continuing pain to that, if you like.

      My agent can tell them to remove feeding tubes and such if there are such. My agent can't tell them to kill me. That's illegal in my state. The resuscitation is not reversible.

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    56. Re:Better safe than sorry... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Is the body not a physical object? If they ignored the DNR tattoo, why couldn't they ignore the paper? Maybe it is forged, or out-of-date. I don't understand why paper has more power than a tattoo.

  6. Risky ink business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I better make sure that the G in my GNR (Guns n Roses) tattoo cannot be mistaken for a D, and I hope the red bandana on Axl's head looks like a red bandana.

  7. another data point by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I received ERT training in Oregon, we were told explicitly to *not* honor DNR tattoos, as a tattoo was not considered a legal DNR order in this state. As always your mileage may vary.

    I associate with relatively hardcore motorcycle crowds, and DNR tattoos are ...if not common, at least not unknown. But I wonder how many of them are misguided bravado? (I'm guessing, many.) According to my own training (admittedly a few years ago), the tattoo would not be honored in my state. But ride into a different state and then spill your bike, and EMTs might just let you pass. Wouldn't that be a stupid way to die.

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    1. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody has ever accused motorcycle gang bangers of being smart...

    2. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Does this create a need for notary public tattoo artists?

    3. Re:another data point by msauve · · Score: 1

      "as a tattoo was not considered a legal DNR order in this state"

      So, written and signed DNRs aren't legal? Weird.

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      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    4. Re:another data point by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that be a stupid way to die.

      No more so than any other in which a person chooses how they want to go out.

    5. Re:another data point by DutchUncle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wouldn't that be a stupid way to die.

      If someone goes to the trouble of actually tattooing the spelled-out Do Not Resuscitate instruction, then it's not stupid - it's what that person wanted. Why the hell would anyone tattoo themselves with something they don't want? Another poster refers to losing a bet; taking this as the stakes of a bet sounds pretty shortsighted.

    6. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Signed by who? Hard to believe that someone could tattoo their own chest :).

    7. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      DARWIN - If you have a DNR Tattoo as a lark you deserve the easy way out too no?
      I am no fan of tattoos but understand their significance,
      The Military only left me with mental scars not bodily ones.

    8. Re:another data point by avandesande · · Score: 1

      If they are not resuscitated why would they care? (Not meant to be funny by the way)

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      love is just extroverted narcissism
    9. Re:another data point by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      "as a tattoo was not considered a legal DNR order in this state" So, written and signed DNRs aren't legal? Weird.

      It has to be notarized as well. Think meat tenderizer, but with a seal imprint on the head.

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    10. Re:another data point by kedearian · · Score: 1

      Nah, you'd make a branding iron. Seal the deal with a sizzle.

    11. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it have to be more like a branding iron?

    12. Re:another data point by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      So, written and signed DNRs aren't legal? Weird.

      Except it isn't one.

      Tattoos are usually applied by a third party. Tattoos are usually categorized as art rather than official documents. Thus, a tattooed signature will probably not be a legal signature.

      You do realize people get DNR tattoos to show off how badass they are, right? I would never do it, but it's a thing. Decorative DNR tattoos may be stupid, but the hospital cannot be sure a patient wants to die as long as the decorative ones exist.

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    13. Re: another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound personally offended. That's dumb.

    14. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could easily be his own signature. Ink transfer is a thing.

    15. Re:another data point by Dread_ed · · Score: 2

      If only there were a registry of DNR orders available to medical personnel on demand. If only we had the technology to file something online securely and have it retrievable at a hospital on a computer. Alas, this is completely impossible with today's meager technology.

      Really though, how hard would it be to have a medical records registry where you file legally binding orders for your medical health? Then, all someone would need to do would be to tattoo something like: "STANDING DNR ORDERS FILED WITH REGISTRY: REFERENCE NUMBER XXXXXXXXXXX"

      Medical personnel could then input the reference number and download the properly filed and legally binding documents. Guesswork would be reduced, people's wishes would be respected, and I wouldn't have had to listen to my father breathlessly choke out complaints for 12 years about how they completely disregarded his DNR and how he would be happier dead.

      I understand that "liability" is the reason that this won't happen, as in it is "liable" to decrease hospital profits. Humans are shit.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    16. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would anyone tattoo themselves with something they don't want?

      Why does that matter? The ER doesn't do psychoanalysis on unconscious patients.

      More to the point, from the article:

      "We were relieved to find his written DNR request, especially because a review of the literature identified a case report of a person whose DNR tattoo did not reflect his current wishes."

      Looks like you can't trust a tattoo as a legal document.

    17. Re:another data point by msauve · · Score: 1

      An individual satisfies the signing requirement when someone who has been duly authorized to sign for him does so. In the event a statute mandates an instrument be signed in person, the signature must be made in the signer's own hand or at his request and in his presence by another individual.

      - source

      Artwork is also commonly created from paper and ink. People wear bracelets and necklaces most commonly as jewelry, but sometimes as medical alerts. The medium doesn't determine whether it's art or a document, the context does. Someone who tattoos a signed Do Not Resuscitate on themselves as artwork is best removed from the gene pool anyway. No harm, no foul.

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    18. Re:another data point by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      You must be one of those softy millennials. Around here, we tattoo our own chests with our pocket knives.

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      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    19. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tattoos are usually categorized as art rather than official documents.

      So, say I had someone else's DNR design on my chest with my signature and used its design with my signature to get a free coffee. Could I be charged with fraud or have it be classified as a forgery?

    20. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be a stupid way to die.

      If someone goes to the trouble of actually tattooing the spelled-out Do Not Resuscitate instruction, then it's not stupid - it's what that person wanted. Why the hell would anyone tattoo themselves with something they don't want?

      A DNR statement has but one purpose, so the stupidity stands loud and clear in the face of the ignorantly inscribed for failing to understand that their tattooed credo means fuck all legally, and will most likely be ignored. It's not like DNR is going to rise to the level of "Live Free or Die" in the realm of tattooed intent.

      (Watch as I'm proven wrong by the DNR motorcycle gang)

    21. Re:another data point by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      "Why the hell would anyone tattoo themselves with something they don't want?"

      Like I said, bravado.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    22. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I associate with relatively hardcore motorcycle crowds,"

      Lookout, we got a badass mofo here!

      Shooo-wheee.

    23. Re:another data point by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      Being a badass mofo myself, I LOL'd. In a totally badass way of course.

    24. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dito in Germany

    25. Re:another data point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you have never been in a hospital room when a "code blue" is called. It's sort of busy and someone is sent to check the DNR status only when enough people are already working to save a life. And, yes, some heartbreaking "saves" are made in this situation.

    26. Re:another data point by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      "I associate with relatively hardcore motorcycle crowds,"

      Lookout, we got a badass mofo here!

      Shooo-wheee.

      No, we really don't.

      I do not claim to be in any way a badass mofo. I'm a sometimes-hanger-on, a bit player, a viewer from the distance, what in "bad mofo" language might be called a "lone wolf", but I'm even uncomfortable with that. There's quite a few patches on my jacket, but none of them are skulls, and I don't belong to a club. But there are occasional gatherings where I bump [1] into the archetype.

      [1] Not literally, of course.

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    27. Re:another data point by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Guess you have never been in a hospital room when a "code blue" is called. It's sort of busy and someone is sent to check the DNR status only when enough people are already working to save a life. And, yes, some heartbreaking "saves" are made in this situation.

      Correct. And as someone who has been the recipient of that care, (bad motorcycle accident a few years ago) I am grateful that they didn't let me bleed out from a ruptured spleen while they checked some theoretical DNR status.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    28. Re:another data point by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      If they are not resuscitated why would they care? (Not meant to be funny by the way)

      Their family might.

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      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    29. Re:another data point by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      You can trust it perfectly fine as a legal document.

      Always keep your legal documents up to date, whether they're kept with a lawyer or on your skin.

    30. Re:another data point by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I guess you have never been admitted to a hospital. You are skipping lots of steps, unless humans regularly teleport into hospital rooms where you are from. A prominently displayed tattoo on the wrist or chest (or both) would be visible and actionable well before getting to a hospital room even if the patient was non-responsive.

      Also, if someone is in the ER there is a good chance they didn't teleport there either. The EMT's who scooped the person up would have had the opportunity to see and report on the DNR orders. Triage would surely discover this information at the hospital, if it were commonly in use that is.

      All we are talking about is someone's, in my opinion, sacred right to determine the disposition of their corporeal form within the law. Your ridiculous scenario is only valid in a "stay and play" EMT situation, not in a hospital.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
  8. Ambiguous? Not so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    the words "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" tattooed onto the man's chest. Furthermore, the word "NOT" was underlined with his signature beneath it

    This was fairly unambiguous, had a copy of the man's signature, and was pretty much completely unmissable.

    In this case it sounded like it was pretty plain. Maybe he should have had it notarized and dated or made a notation to an actual document on file some place ... but it bore the man's signature, so it's not like you would assume it isn't real. This was about as unambiguous as you get.

    Now, one might argue that if some night one of your friends tattoos that on your chest while you're drunk it could lead to your death, and then from there you argue that you can never take such a thing seriously.

    But that's an exercise for lawyers and philosophers to try to play with to find examples of where it clearly didn't mean what it said.

  9. What the actual fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean I can tattoo my DNR on my chest WITH MY SIGNATURE, and that is still not clear in the eyes of doctors?

    What the hell does it take, then?

    1. Re:What the actual fuck by Anonymous+Cashews · · Score: 1

      A microchip implanted under the skin of your forehead. Doctors can scan you, see your DNR form, and send you down to the morgue.

    2. Re:What the actual fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >What the hell does it take, then?
      As stated in the summary, a the proper legal paperwork filed with the state.

    3. Re:What the actual fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WARNING!!!!!!!! CREIMER IS KARMA WHORING!!!

      We just went though the whole process of getting rid of creimer, now he's trying to build karma in his cashews sock puppet account.

      Don't let him! Creimer is like a moth, once you got him in, he's very hard to get rid of!

      But unlike a moth, he's 375 pounds of OBNOXIOUS.

    4. Re:What the actual fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we can put it in your dick slit since you don't use that part of your body either!

    5. Re:What the actual fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you are spamming amazon affiliate links with yet another fake account, you revenue stream hogging disgusting fat sexist tube of lard, Christopher Dale Reimer!

      You can be sure I will be watching this fake account too. I know this is you because you told me you were working on your freepass 11 file server and you are so dumb that you can't even masquerade yourself properly.

      Now, I told you I was out of meds last week and you didn't even care to contact me you lazy fucker.

      How many times do I have to express the emergency of the situation??????

      The python click script you wrote for my pheromone revenue stream web site suddenly stopped to work!!!!!!

      You fucking incompetent python script writer!!!

      When it works, I get 4000+ clicks a day on my pheromone revenue stream web site but only 5 or 6 without it!!!!

      Now, it seems like you dont care and that you have abandoned me you heartless fucking pig!

      Bonus:
      Here is a story that creimer told me when convincing me what a hard life he had:

      The tree was him and the tree knot was his butt hole!

      So, his uncle packed his fat ass with lard and with his cock! Not that it makes much of a difference but anyway, there it is!

      Signed:
      The girl that used to love you and now hates you, burn in hell where you belong you sexist pig!

  10. Lesson Learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Unless a female serves you with a signed, notarized, legitimized DO NOT BANG order, you're good to go...

    Got it..

    1. Re:Lesson Learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless a female serves you with a signed, notarized, legitimized DO NOT BANG order, you're good to go...

      Harvey Weinstein hangs out on Slashdot. Who knew?

    2. Re:Lesson Learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hospitals require authorization to cease life-saving measures.

      Sex requires consent.

      In both cases, the interaction between two people requires permission for potentially harmful actions.

      Go be a creepy loser somewhere else.

    3. Re: Lesson Learned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he wasn't being creepy but sarcastic. Its an illustration of double standards. One person even if unconscious has rights to their body but another does not? A tattoed DNR signed indicates clear intent to me. To ignore it, especially on a 70+ year old man with numerous major health problems would be immoral. It may be the legal and liability limiting option, but not the morale one.

  11. Will be billed and the estate likely will have to by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Will be billed and the estate likely will have to court to fight the bill.

  12. His intent was pretty clear by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    Is it unfortunate that he never knew all the work that he put into getting that tattoo paid off?
    Also, assuming it was his actual signature tattooed on, does that make his skin a legal document?

    1. Re:His intent was pretty clear by beckett · · Score: 1

      Maybe he had to sign it again every time after he showered.

  13. Prison Tattoo by QuadEddie · · Score: 0

    If I tattoo "DO NOT RAPE" and sign it on my ass will that save me at the local 'pound me in the ass' prison?

    1. Re:Prison Tattoo by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      what are they going to do give some lifer more time?

    2. Re:Prison Tattoo by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      No, they'll just rip off the "NOT" and have at it...

    3. Re:Prison Tattoo by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You assume 2 things: They can read and they care.

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  14. So how is this tech news? by YoungManKlaus · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Seriously, this does not belong on /.

    1. Re:So how is this tech news? by spaceman375 · · Score: 0

      This. Oh so very much this. If I had mod points I would insightful you.

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    2. Re:So how is this tech news? by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      This is far more interesting than Microsoft Edge browser available on Android. Really? Who cares.

      This at least invites, as evidence in some of the comments: critical thinking, exploration of various theories such as what if the tattoo was a joke or someone else's prank or a stupid frat hazing.

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      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    3. Re:So how is this tech news? by meglon · · Score: 1

      It's certainly better than all the political bullshit that gets posted.

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  15. Re:Everyone involved should go to jail. by hipp5 · · Score: 2

    They're lucky he died. If he lived, he could have sued the fuck out of that hospital, and he would have won, easily.

    Huh?

    Is it too much to RTFS? Because if you RTFS you'd see that they stabilized him long enough to confirm his DNR status, and then let him die. They did not resuscitate. "he died without undergoing cardiopulmonary respiration or advanced airway management"

  16. U.S. Living Will Registry by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can register an Advanced Directive with a Living Will and/or Health Care Proxy at the U.S. Living Will Registry. The forms for all 50 states can be downloaded from the site or obtained for your state at your local hospital (and perhaps doctor's office). There is a fee to register the forms yourself, but many hospitals will register them for you for free or at a reduced cost. You can create an account the site to manage your registered forms. They will send you a card to carry in your wallet (which can also be downloaded) Health care providers can access your documents when needed to confirm your wishes. Registration is permanent, subject to your management.

    I know this because... My wife Sue was diagnosed with a fatal brain tumor the day before Thanksgiving 2005 and died seven weeks later. We both completed Advanced Directives at that time, so I have one registered. She named me as her Health Care Proxy and specified no extraordinary measures -- I had to sign the local order DNR several weeks later when her brain stem was damaged and she fell into a coma. She wasn't expected to live through the night, but died a week later. I kept her feet warm (she always liked that) and I slept by her side in the space between her and the bed rail. I heard her last breath and felt her last heartbeat as she died in my arms.

    Remember Sue...

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    1. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by meadwizard · · Score: 2

      You got me at 'I kept her feet warm (she always liked that)". Sorry for your loss but it sounds like you had a wonderful bunch of years there.

    2. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      wow, that 'remember' section hit me super strong in the feels. You're a good writer btw.

    3. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3

      I lost my sister in much the same way (but due to lupus, not cancer). At one point the doctor asked those of us gathered around - me, sis's husband, my mom, and my other sister - how we'd like to proceed. It got quiet. I asked, "doc, if she were to wake up right now, what would her prognosis be?"

      He thought for a moment, then replied: "she is gone. Her body is here, but the person you knew left before the ambulance arrived. She was a nurse, so I'm certain you had the 'oh God please don't leave me lingering as a vegetable' conversation at least once. This... today... is the situation she didn't want." That's when we made the final decision to end her suffering much as you and your wife had chosen.

      Bless you and your family, friend.

      Does it get better?

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    4. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by deadwill69 · · Score: 2

      Wow! Sounds like you had a good ride while it lasted. Sorry for your loss. Keep close to the ones you love. Especially around this time of year.

    5. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I lost my sister in much the same way (but due to lupus, not cancer). ...

      Does it get better?

      Yes and no. The day-to-day things go on and I get used to doing them all alone, but every once in a while something still or unexpectedly hits me hard and I miss her all over again. Maybe I'll start dating again one day and things will change. My best to you and yours as well.

      This says it pretty well: My Heart is Broken by Evanescence.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    6. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Wow! Sounds like you had a good ride while it lasted. Sorry for your loss. Keep close to the ones you love. Especially around this time of year.

      Keep close to the ones you love. Especially around this time of year.

      Thank you. Between the day she was diagnosed and died, we spent our last Thanksgiving, wedding anniversary, Christmas and New Year together -- all, except our anniversary, in the hospital. So, ya, this time of year is difficult.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    7. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't hurt less.. it just hurts less often.

    8. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by deadwill69 · · Score: 1

      I can only imagine what it was like. I found my soul mate and we've been together for 18 years now. I wouldn't miss a minute to be with her. Your post instantly brought tears to my eyes. I can only imagine your loss. Please contact me if you ever feel the need.

    9. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Thank you. As Sue was nineteen years older than I we knew she might die before me, but her parents lived into their 90s so we didn't expect our end to come so soon. Twenty and a half years together (married sixteen years and three weeks) wasn't nearly enough. My best wishes to you and yours in the, hopefully, many years to come.

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    10. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by johannesg · · Score: 1

      Thank you for sharing this with us. It helps remind us that there are actual people on the other side of the screen.

    11. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the info and the sharing. ICU RN Ret.

    12. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'm finding this to be very much the case.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    13. Re:U.S. Living Will Registry by tobiah · · Score: 1

      lovely, thanks for sharing

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  17. Solution by religionofpeas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Always resuscitate them, explain what happened, and then if they protest that they didn't want that, just kill them.

    1. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the cut of your jib.

    2. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Always resuscitate them, explain what happened, and then if they protest that they didn't want that, just kill them.

      I wonder if this was a cryonics case. Some cryonicists have DNR tattooed on their chest, because they want to have the best cryo-preservation possible. However, if this was the case, then there should have been a cryonics team on the scene at some point.

    3. Re:Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you left out, then get sentenced to death for murder

  18. damn Boomers have no respect for the classics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "DNR"?!
    "Born to Die" isn't edgy enough for ya?!!

    1. Re:damn Boomers have no respect for the classics! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      We're all born to die. There is little certainty in life but that it is finite.

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  19. An anecdote by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As told by Michael Crichton during his MD training in his book Travels:
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    Dr. Z was a seventy-eight-year-old physician who entered the hospital in a near coma, in end-stage cardiac and renal failure. His son was also a physician, but not on the staff of the hospital, so he could only visit like any other relative, and he had nothing to say about his father's care. He did, however, state that he wanted his father to die peacefully.

    The old man was on the critical list for nearly a week. He had a cardiac arrest one night, but he was resuscitated. His son came in the next day and asked, with a certain delicacy, why the staff had resuscitated the old man. Nobody answered him.

    Later that day, old Dr. Z suffered sudden massive congestive heart failure. The hospital staff was making rounds; they all rushed to his bedside. In a moment he was entirely surrounded by white-jacketed interns and residents, working on the old man, sticking needles and tubes into his body.

    In the midst of all this, he somehow emerged from his coma, sat bolt upright in bed, and shouted clearly and distinctly, "I refuse this therapy! I refuse this therapy!"

    The residents pushed him back down. He got the therapy anyway. I turned to the attending physician, and asked how such a thing was possible. This man was, after all, a physician, and he was unquestionably dying-if not today, then tomorrow or the next day. Why had the house staff contradicted his wishes, and those of his family? Why was he not being allowed to die?

    There was no good answer.

    Dr. Z finally died on the weekend, when hospital staffing was light.

    1. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      " Why had the house staff contradicted his wishes, and those of his family? Why was he not being allowed to die?"

      Answer:
      $70,000+

      That simple. In the seven 'extra' days he 'lived' he was billed for doctors, specialist, anesthesiologist, nurses, tubes, IV bags, catheters, meds, rubber gloves, and many other things.

      https://www.debt.org/medical/hospice-costs/
      How much is end of life care?
      Costs for End-of-Life Care. In 2009, Medicare paid $55 billion for doctor and hospital bills incurred during the last two months of patients' lives. Hospital inpatient charges exceed $6,200 per day, and costs to maintain someone in an ICU can reach up to $10,000 per day.Mar 22, 2016

    2. Re:An anecdote by blindseer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That simple. In the seven 'extra' days he 'lived' he was billed for doctors, specialist, anesthesiologist, nurses, tubes, IV bags, catheters, meds, rubber gloves, and many other things.

      Or, maybe it's because people don't like seeing other people die if they can help it. We can break this down to a profit motive but that's not likely on the minds of the people working on that shift or that patient. If you are going to put a profit motive on it then it's more like to them they get paid to not let people die.

      Perhaps put that in your profit motive perspective. These are people getting paid to keep other people alive and healthy. If they are shown to be "compassionate" and letting the sick die in peace then they could find themselves no longer employed. This can be seen as being incompetent, uncaring, or even malicious. This gets to my next possible answer.

      Maybe hospitals don't want to be seen as allowing people to die. This can affect their profits. Even if it's a charitable hospital that lives on donations a history of not attending to people can diminish donations. Taken too far and a hospital can be sued by a grieving family for malpractice, or even murder, for not attending to people's needs, or what they perceive as a need. The costs of the rubber gloves and meds used in any given case have to be tiny compared to the costs of defending a lawsuit and the investigation of the care provided.

      This is a complex issue and calling this just a tactic to gain more money in billable services is simplifying the issue into the absurd.

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      I am armed because I am free. I am free because I am armed.
    3. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were Z's executor, that bill would not be paid.

    4. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you with absolute certainty from my personal experience that when you or your family tell the hospital staff to "make the patient comfortable" that means they will not resuscitate and just give them some nice morphine and remove the equipment. And patients die all the time in hospitals, it has nothing to do with profit motive.

      It sounds like you've either never been to a hospital, or never watched someone you know die before.

    5. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "These are people getting paid to keep other people alive and healthy"-- Healthy is the key word here. There was no chance of recovery, or successful treatment, or even a return to a nominal form of "living".

      Seven days they kept this man from meeting his maker, in spite of objections by the patient, and the patient's family.

      Keeping the patient alive didn't improve his quality of life. It didn't improve his condition-- at best he was ill and comatose, at worst he was suffering.

      How do you square "do no harm" with "keeping a patient alive for the sake of keeping the body warm"?

      When my 14 year old cat's kidneys failed, I, on my veterinarian's advice, decided it was time to end his suffering-- there was no treatment, no hope of his quality of life ever improving, no chance of him being comfortable, let alone happy. It was the right decision. We treat cats and dogs humanely-- even horses. But we won't give other humans the same consideration.

    6. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > people don't like seeing other people die

      It's not their choice

    7. Re:An anecdote by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

      Unless the son had power of attorney or Dr. Z had previously (legally) written his wishes down, then the hospital didn't want to get sued?

      My mom had a no treatment only comfort wish that was respected.

    8. Re:An anecdote by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Or, maybe it's because people don't like seeing other people die if they can help it.

      Once a patient has made their wishes true IT'S NO LONGER UP TO YOU. Your "feels" are entirely irrelevant. This is what we get from all of this statist nanny crap. A guy can't even have his own wishes in this matter honored and most of the peanut gallery is willing to make excuses to IGNORE the individual.

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    9. Re:An anecdote by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a complex issue and calling this just a tactic to gain more money in billable services is simplifying the issue into the absurd.

      Nope, it's pretty simple. It's about the money.

      If someone expresses their desire to not be treated, either directly or through documentation or representation, you don't treat them.

    10. Re:An anecdote by blindseer · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you've either never been to a hospital, or never watched someone you know die before.

      I have been to a hospital before and I have had to watch someone die. That's why I don't believe that this is something that can be summed up into any one motive. There are many people involved, each with their own motives, and their motives having many aspects to them. Claiming that the people that work at hospitals are only there for the money is something I find rather insulting.

      I have no doubt that there are people in medicine only for the money, but saying ALL of them are there only for the money is painting with a too broad of a brush. We'll see surgeons waive their fees all the time in cases of patients being unable to pay. They know they'll make their money in speaking fees, teaching, elective surgery, or whatever. If everyone was in medicine only for the money then this would never happen.

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    11. Re:An anecdote by blindseer · · Score: 1

      If someone expresses their desire to not be treated, either directly or through documentation or representation, you don't treat them.

      Even for children? A person suffering from fevered psychosis? A person known to have bouts of treatable depression?

      This man showed up unconscious, and with an elevated blood alcohol level. He was in no condition to verify the veracity of the tattoo. DNR statements can be revoked at any time but death is permanent. So, they treat him until they can verify that he was of sound mind when that tattoo was inked, and that he still wished the request be upheld.

      Perhaps in the future we will see tattoos gain the status of a legal document. Until then they are no more a legal document than a child's scribbles in crayon, the ravings of a fevered mind, or the rants of a drunkard.

      Nope, it's pretty simple. It's about the money.

      I have to wonder. There's a risk in treating any single patient. They might not get paid, that puts them in a hole. Getting sued for malpractice would put them in an even deeper hole. I'd think the wisest thing to do, if it's just about the money, would be to refuse any treatment until they see some means to pay.

      If that's the world we live in then we'll see people tattoo insurance policy numbers to their chests. Or, like in the days before such kinds of insurance, people would wear expensive jewelry that they could pawn for their care. Now that I think about it there are modern equivalents to those old traditions. People will get bracelets and necklaces that will contain information on their desires for medical care. I was issued something like that in the Army, it had my name, blood type, and religious preference on it. My mom made my sister wear a bracelet with contact and medical information on it because of her diabetes.

      People in the USA don't typically use these medical identifier items because we have reasonable assurance that no matter where we go someone will see to our medical needs. No doubt they'd seek reimbursement for their services but those services will not be refused because we weren't wearing enough gold around our necks, or didn't have an insurance policy number on a bracelet.

      If this guy had thought this through then he could have gotten one of those bracelets like my mom bought my sister. It seems that he did in fact have the proper paperwork on file somewhere. Instead of a tattoo which has no precedent as a legally enforceable document this guy could have gotten a bracelet with the means to reference this document.

      I'm pretty sure that if someone comes in without identification, no family present, unconscious, likely drunk, and a DNR tattoo then I'd think that the lowest cost and lowest risk thing to do would be to not treat the man. They don't know if they'd get paid. There's more to this than just profit.

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    12. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say you're right. It's very likely a "genuine human concern/compassion" thing or a "cover your ass avoid litigation" thing than a greed thing. You can't tell me nurses are diving on dying men to keep them alive to generate revenue for the hospital. I don't buy that for a second.

    13. Re:An anecdote by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Or, maybe it's because people don't like seeing other people die if they can help it.

      Yes, but they could not help it could they? Even worse, they knew they could not help it. That unless you are implying that they just wanted to postpone the inevitable to the next shift when they might not be the ones to see it?

    14. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true, of course "profit" is in their minds, but not for the drug/equipment/etc medical multi-national corporate industry, instead in their minds is the basic personal "profit" as in their salary/wage to avoid the consequences of "i'll loose my job and economic stability etc" if i don't go by the supposed ethics/morality book of law and resuscitate people that do not want to live miserable lives.

    15. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany the'd do the same and we have socialized medicine.
      I mean this is the US right, where people get their arses sued off for everything? And it feels like everyone is trying to make some cash out of suing people.
      If anything I'd attribute it to 'if you must err, err on the side of good'.

      I can understand both sides here, and retrospective is 20:20, but it is the medical staff that has to decide.
      Again, if I were in the US and this happened on my watch, I'd have done the same. Let them sue me for saving their life.

    16. Re:An anecdote by floki · · Score: 1

      This is a complex issue and calling this just a tactic to gain more money in billable services is simplifying the issue into the absurd.

      Or maybe it's not about money but keeping benchmarks and/or one's personal or departmental statistics at an (unjustified) high level.

      My girlfriend, a medical specialist in infectious diseases, gave me the following example: Surgeons go to great lengths to keep patients alive when they develop a (usually bacteria-related) infection after an operation. Sometimes, as a byeffect of the treatment, even organs (mostly the kidneys) take damage and become disfunctional.

      However, they only put that much effort in for a certain number of days. Afterwards, the patients may die in peace. Why? Because after a certain period, the death is not connected to the operation in the statistics, and they get to keep their perfect 'people who have survived because of my surgical intervention' score.

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    17. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you even talking about? It's the religious right on the anti-death with dignity side. The left "statist nanny"side of the aisle is pro death with dignity. Talk with some people outside your own news bubble. Christ.

    18. Re:An anecdote by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why his son would not have a say. However in the other case that is pretty straight forward legally. I forget the actual legal wording, but essentially you cannot make legal decisions (i.e. DNR) when you are incapacitated, under duress, other otherwise not of sound mind. Sadly when put though a lot of present suffering and pain, one might say anything to make it stop. However that may not be your actual wishes, or your long term well being. Which is why there is at times someone you have either given the authority to make those decisions or it falls to a family member to do so. It is why many suggest having a conversion, decision, and plans prior to that occurring so there is no question.

      Typically as mentioned, things like DNR other than for say something like religious reasons, would not really be for one off accidents, or surprise care, but generally for elderly folks with host of ongoing medical issues, where it doesn't really make sense and would only be slightly prolonging great suffering.

    19. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We can break this down to a profit motive but that's not likely on the minds of the people working on that shift or that patient"

      Absolute, unadulterated, BULL SHIT.

      Much first hand experience here, like literally hearing the doctor and nurse/office lady say in the hallway:
      Dr: "So, what's the paperwork look like?"
      Lady:"They have a High Deductible Health plan and just met their deductible!"
      Dr: "OK, I'll tell them she needs a CAT scan."

      This was for what turned out to be a simple flu in a child.
      Second opinion was:
      "WHAT? They wanted to do a CAT scan? No!... Really? No... But... But... She has only had a low fever for a day or two? She's not lethargic, some vomit but not dehydrated yet?. There is no indication for a CAT scan. None. That was inappropriate." (Exact words of second opinion. We took notes.)

      You see...
      What the hospital did not understand is that my employer was 'self insured'. That means that every time someone used insurance, my company would literally write a check from the company bank account to cover it.
      Since my company has a large profit sharing program a unneeded CAT scan would directly come out of my and my co-workers pocket even though I met my deductible for the year. I am not someone who stops paying attention just because 'insurance covers it'.

      I have so many others, including stories about my grandmother trying to refuse treatment.
      They did not listen, so she canceled her supplemental health insurance.

      As soon as they had some charges refused they suddenly forgot all about their 'policy in these matters' and forgot about 'this is medically necessary'..
      No, when the $$ stopped they stopped the treatments my grandmother did not want.

      Or how about when my daughter was born and the hospital tried to insist on an unneeded hepatitis shot immediately after birth via c-section?
      My wife had full labs days before birth and there was no hepatitis, never was hepatitis, and the birth was by c-section, hence no need for a painful unneeded shot for a newborn immediately after birth.
      We are NOT anti vaccinations, our kids get all the needed shots. We simply wanted to be able to bond with the baby and wait for any needed shots until the next day.

      Nurses and Dr. absolutely insisted that she had to have the shot, that it was hospital policy.
      They said that they had no choice in the matter at all, they really made a big deal about it.

      My response was:
      "OK, you do whatever you have to do by your policy, if you have to give the baby the shot, do what you have to do. But know that we are not paying for the shot. You or the hospital can pay for the shot if it is required as you say."

      Their response:
      "OK, we can skip the shot. We need you to sign a form."

      Funny isn't it?
      THEY HAD A FORM FOR IT!

      No profit motive?
      Yea' right.

      YOU are absurd!

    20. Re:An anecdote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western society was built on the, once radical, idea that each human is an individual with dignity and autonomy. It will die with out it...

    21. Re:An anecdote by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      What Crichton described happened in the 60s, the rules may have changed since. I did not know about the current legality of it, thank you for clarifying.

    22. Re:An anecdote by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 1

      Yes I don't see it necessarily as profit driven either, more that's just what we do. There is perhaps not enough thinking about it and considering that each case is unique, but always going by the principle of prolonging life as much as possible, at any cost.

    23. Re:An anecdote by blindseer · · Score: 1

      THEY HAD A FORM FOR IT!

      Of course they had a form for it. It's probably the same form they use for a DNR order, a release of liability form for refusing services from the hospital.

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  20. Re:Will be billed and the estate likely will have by sirsnork · · Score: 2

    Which should be an insanely easy win since he did have a lawful DNR order files with the state

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  21. why am I reading this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The acronym DNR is not registered by any medical institution however if spelled out in plain English and signed then it would constitute a legal basis of recognition.

  22. Terrible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who prefers DNR is kind of an idiot.

    I WANT TO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE. \o/

    1. Re:Terrible. by meadwizard · · Score: 1

      Look at the statistics for long term survival after being resuscitated. If you have a chronic disease you might not want to be dragged back for a few more months. And the longer you are down the more brain damage you suffer - don't think want to come back a moron (not a lot brain matter to spare).

  23. Re:Everyone involved should go to jail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AC plays at being an armchair lawyer.

    Yeah, the health care industry is going to bet on your opinion.

  24. Re:Ambiguous? Not so much? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    but it bore the man's signature, so it's not like you would assume it isn't real.

    But it didn't - it bore a forgery of the man's signature by the tattoo artist. Unless he took the tattoo pen himself and signed his name on his own chest (quite interesting feat, if you ask me), it's not his legal signature.

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  25. I would definitely honor it by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    in a CPR situation or similar (not a clinician). People are responsible for themselves - not a court. "My body, my choice." Choosing to not have the tattoo removed was obviously a conscious choice.

    Then again, I'm not looking to bill $4500 for the CPR 'procedure' - I'm happy if nobody vomits in my mouth.

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  26. But did they BILL?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Serious comment..
    Did they try to charge the man, his estate, or his insurance?
    You specifically say that you don't want a service, the hospital renders the service anyway..
    Did they charge?
    I bet they did.
    This whole setup where the hospital can do whatever they want to an unconscious person, and then charge them whatever the hell they want after is crazy.

    Single Payer for EVERYONE!

  27. mistakes of fact and law by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > It's not a legal document because there are no signatures

    Quoting TFS, 'furthermore, the word "NOT" was underlined with his signature beneath it.'

    > if you start treating one tattoo as a legal document, you have to start treating ALL of them that way.

    How do you figure? If you start treating one piece of paper as a legal document, you have to start treating ALL pieces of paper as legal documents?

    BTW, the supreme law of the country, the US Constitution, is also written on skin.

    > No, because a legal document that states they're DNR is a binding contract that they made. ...
    > There's nothing to "prove." It simply is not a legally binding agreement/contract.

    There are four elements that make up a contract. A DNR has none of the four. The four elements of a contract are:
    An offer
    An Acceptance
    Mutuality (agreed understanding of the terms)
    Exchange of consideration (payment)

    1. Re:mistakes of fact and law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoting TFS, 'furthermore, the word "NOT" was underlined with his signature beneath it.'

      Nope. It was a tattoo on his skin purporting to be in the same shape as his signature.

      How do you figure? If you start treating one piece of paper as a legal document, you have to start treating ALL pieces of paper as legal documents?

      Exactly.

      BTW, the supreme law of the country, the US Constitution, is also written on skin.

      Not the bodies of those party to it.

      There are four elements that make up a contract. A DNR has none of the four. The four elements of a contract are:
      An offer
      An Acceptance
      Mutuality (agreed understanding of the terms)
      Exchange of consideration (payment)

      Then find the proper term to suggest to rwven.

  28. Permission to sign my name is permission to sign by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > Does power of attorney even grant you permission to sign a document with another person's name, or does it merely grant you permission to sign a document on behalf of the other person but still using your own name?

    It does whatever it says it does. Power of attorney is a rather general term, not one specific document. In general, if I say to you "you can sign my name on this type of document", you may indeed do that. Years ago I double checked the federal and Texas statutes on this issue.

  29. When did /. become the source for medical news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for Nurses?

  30. Woops! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I pretty sure that the patient ended up getting burned by that decision.

  31. It's about being edgy, I bet by H3lldr0p · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People have been known to do all sorts of things to impress others. This seems just like another in a long line of ill-advised attempts to make themselves part of an in-group or the like.

    Not exactly shortsighted as all sorts of people have different means of being validated, but certainly it is not taking into account a myriad of situations that are likely to come to pass during one's life.

  32. Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have been considering doing this, along with a *NOT ORGAN DONOR* tattoo/stencil for when I am hoboing it in a few years.

    While there are good medical staff out there, in my experience the bills as well as the quality of care varies dramatically depending on region, and should I ever been in a situation where I am unconscious due to life threatening injury, I would rather not wake up with some low quality repairs and 50-(X)00k worth of medical bills to look forward to.

    I got my excellent medical care as a kid in the 80s and maybe early 90s and since then it has been all downhill decline into expensive and substandard medical work.

    1. Re:Henna stencil. by r1348 · · Score: 0

      Consider moving to Europe, nobody will bill you for saving your life (assuming you want that to happen).

    2. Re:Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why europe? We have socialized health care in Canada as well. Go in the hospital, get out of it without having to take on a third mortgage.

    3. Re: Henna stencil. by oobayly · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What's wrong with being an organ donor. It's not like you're going to miss them.

    4. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want the doctor to just give up on saving me so he can chop me up and sell the parts to other patients.

    5. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My body, my choice.

      Once full socialism is embraced and enacted, THEN we can talk about my "donating" myself without having a choice.

    6. Re:Henna stencil. by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Troll

      > Consider moving to Europe, nobody will bill you for saving your life (assuming you want that to happen).

      No. They will just write you off instead. It's the US that engages in great heroic effort (and expense) to people barely hanging onto life.

      The bill collector can't take what you don't have. If you don't have any assets (like the vast majority of Europe), then the debt collector is an entirely moot point.

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    7. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not religious.

      But organ donation and blood transfusions are both morally wrong. (*)

      I am me. You do not need part of me. Whether or not I am dead.

      * - except within immediate family groups. I'll take my brothers blood. I'll give my kidney to my kid. But beyond that, my DNA, blood, tissue has no business being in anyone else.

    8. Re: Henna stencil. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I don't care if you think it's morally wrong or not. It's up to you. Your body, your choice. I greatly appreciate those that have donated to me but that was their individual choice. I won't knock anyone for not being up to it or otherwise being against it.

      The state doesn't exist to impose my will on other people.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    9. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't want anyone to end up with my liver or kidneys! They're shot.

    10. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not be religious, but you're just as stupid as those that are.

    11. Re: Henna stencil. by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 2

      I don't want the doctor to just give up on saving me so he can chop me up and sell the parts to other patients.

      I suspect most medical professionals would find this deeply insulting.

      And they can tell your organs are shot just by looking at you.

    12. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your fear has no basis in fact. Most likely the doctor trying to save your life would not be involved in the steps of harvesting your organs, deciding who gets them, or transplanting them into the recipient. Heck, often the harvested organs don't even get used in the same hospital. Furthermore, I don't think most doctors are generally even aware of their patients organ donor status.

    13. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once you are dead, you don't exist anymore, so it's no one's body. Giving rights to the dead is ridiculous.

    14. Re:Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been to Europe, have you? The healthcare system in the true first-world countries is lightyears ahead of the US, as is the quality of life for normal people. If the average American had any idea of what it's like outside the US, there would be no Republican politician alive.

    15. Re: Henna stencil. by I75BJC · · Score: 1

      Look at the costs of organ donation. Since the organ donor is still alive during organ harvesting, the medical charges go to the organ donor. Great and honorable thing to do: give someone a needed organ and leave your family/estate with the responsibility of paying for the harvesting. The donor is dead and the family is left with tens of $K debt. That's just one thing wrong with organ donation. (As a organ donor, I hate that.)

    16. Re: Henna stencil. by I75BJC · · Score: 1

      And that is exactly what is done. The organ donor is kept alive until AFTER the organs are harvested; then the donor dies.

    17. Re:Henna stencil. by gnick · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the dedication of repo men.

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    18. Re:Henna stencil. by Darinbob · · Score: 5, Interesting

      First, a lot of people in the UK don't consider themselves a part of Europe. Second, there was no evidence that the US could have done anything for that baby and the doctors were of the opinion that the experimental treatment would prolong suffering. There was no murder involved.

      As related to the topic of this original story, being kept on life support unnaturally is often not in the well being of a patient. Many doctors have their own DNR orders because they know the torture that these actions can bring. The same doctors however are forced to rescuscitate patients in the US if there is no DNR order. This issue is not about dying with dignity, but dying without torture.

    19. Re: Henna stencil. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      most medical professionals would find this deeply insulting

      Yeah, they like to pretend they're doing good rather than being purely commercial about it. e.g.
      http://abcnews.go.com/Health/p...
      https://www.cbsnews.com/news/d...

      Fancy a chance at surviving a serious head injury, especially if it may take months or years to recover? Don't sign up to being an organ donor: http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/1...

      This court case appears to be still ongoing: https://nypost.com/2012/09/26/...

    20. Re:Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > but people in the USA could. Or at least they claimed they could have

      No, not even that. The doctor simply said that he'd be willing to perform the experiment given the chance.

      The court's view was that you can't use humans as experimental subjects without their consent (which the baby was obviously unable to give). In the case of a patient unable to give consent themselves, there must be some reason to believe that treatment will be beneficial to the patient, and that wasn't the case here.

    21. Re: Henna stencil. by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      I suspect most medical professionals would find this deeply insulting.

      Why?

      Patients are treated like cattle from the moment they call for an appointment in the US, so it's not unusual for them to expect to have their meat sold like cattle too.

      The HMOs own the doctors, patient insurance payouts are the product. The HMOs run the doctors so lean that they have to treat us like cattle.

      It used to be different 20 years ago and people weren't as skeptical of organ donation then.

    22. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should move to Europe then. No charge if you die on the table or have your organs donated (or if you survive emergency surgery, etc).

    23. Re: Henna stencil. by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1

      And that is exactly what is done. The organ donor is kept alive until AFTER the organs are harvested; then the donor dies.

      The organ donor is a corpse with a beating heart. The person died before the organs were harvested, and is no longer resident in that corpse.

    24. Re: Henna stencil. by JonBoy47 · · Score: 1

      What are you smoking?! Whatever biological activity may still be ongoing at the time, organ harvest cannot legally proceed until the donor has been declared dead.

    25. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously not.

    26. Re:Henna stencil. by Megol · · Score: 1

      > Consider moving to Europe, nobody will bill you for saving your life (assuming you want that to happen).

      No. They will just write you off instead. It's the US that engages in great heroic effort (and expense) to people barely hanging onto life.

      Partially true but mostly false.
      In the US it is common to try to resuscitate even in cases where it is no reason to - were the condition means just continued suffering before dying.
      This in the hope a miracle will occur. A real miracle that is, not an unusual event.

      In Europe* this is generally seen as ethically wrong. Not because of economic aspects but due to increased suffering for the patient with no hope of getting better.

      (* which US citizens don't seem to understand _can't_ be treated as one country, almost every aspect of society varies a _lot_)

      The bill collector can't take what you don't have. If you don't have any assets (like the vast majority of Europe), then the debt collector is an entirely moot point.

      Now that is simply crazy. North Korea propaganda crazy.

    27. Re:Henna stencil. by Megol · · Score: 1

      That isn't a factual recount of the story...

    28. Re: Henna stencil. by Megol · · Score: 1

      Organs can not be harvested unless dead. Otherwise the surgery team would be murderers. They are not.
      A patient have to be declared dead before anything related to organ donation will begin. Properly dead: brain dead.

      The family of donors doesn't get to pay for the donation. That is conspiracy theory crazy.

    29. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shh! Don't tell the yanks about it!

      Do you know how much enjoyment I get out of watching those idiots go around acting like healthcare is an impossible problem?

    30. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: would American medical insurance have paid to send a child to the UK for treatment?

      Because it sounds like for most Americans, they can't even go to the wrong US hospital for treatment.

    31. Re:Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1) It was the British courts, not the government. Those two things are (rightly) separated here. There are no politically appointed judges.

      2) Doctors here have to act in the best interest of the patient, not the patient's parents, and not scientists wishing to advance science. When there is a conflict, they refer to the courts to judge.

      3) There was _no_ possibility for a positive outcome for Charlie. At best, prolonging his life at the expense of extremely painful treatment would have been inhumane.

      4) The 'treatment' offered had never been tested for Charlie's condition. The doctor offering it had never read up on Charlie's actual condition.

      Right, those are the facts of the case and explain why the British courts made the decision they did.

      On to the important part - shame on you, for trying to take this kids suffering and turn it into an argument for your preferred form of government.

    32. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You haven't presented a moral argument.

      You've barely presented a coherent sentence.

    33. Re: Henna stencil. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Organ donation are charged at the receiver of the organ because it is a service that they are receiving.
      The doner (who can donate some organs while alive) is offering his services to someone else.
      Having the donor pay would prevent people from donating. Even after their death because they would like to see the money go to his family. Not pay for a medical bill for someone else.

      If you like you can add to your will that you would like to use your estate value to help pay for the recipients (yes many people) medical bills.

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    34. Re: Henna stencil. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      We have some redundant organs and some that can be removed partly without killing the donor.
      Kidney, bone marrow can be donated without killing the patient.
      In some countries people are scammed drugged then have their kidneys removed. Once healed they are sent back on the streets with nothing.

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    35. Re: Henna stencil. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I need to agree.
      For one the Doctor you are seeing probably isn’t specialized in organ transplants, but treating your problems. So they are not thinking about removing your organs, but fixing the problems to keep you alive.
      Organ donation for that case is only shortly after have died and may be prepped if death is imminent. But that is a new team of people who do the work.
      Because if you died of a heart attack I doubt the cardiologist will perform surgery to get your kidneys. (They won’t use your heart because that is already shot)

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    36. Re:Henna stencil. by Duds · · Score: 1

      No, people in the USA couldn't. Someone lied that they did and were exposed.

    37. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thirteen year old girl in need of a kidney in the next floor, who reminds everyone of their little girl, probably has zero impact on the decision to "salvage the organs and save at least one life today".
      Probably.

    38. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. It's cheaper to take both kidneys and have a spare transplant for the recipient in case if a problem. Dumping a corpse is easier than fighting an investigation.

    39. Re:Henna stencil. by Eythian · · Score: 1

      This post is at +4 Insightful. It should really be -4 Ignorant.

    40. Re:Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't have any assets (like the vast majority of Europe)

      I call this BS.

      " The share of house owners among the population of all 28 European countries has remained relatively stable over the past few years, amounting to approximately 70 percent." https://www.statista.com/statistics/246355/home-ownership-rate-in-europe/

      "The U.S. homeownership rate fell to 63.4 percent in the second quarter of 2015, according to the U.S. Census."
      https://www.cnbc.com/2015/07/28/home-ownership-rates-drop-to-lowest-since-1967.html

    41. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riggght. One baby with a rare disease not being treatable is worth millions of us yanks having no healthcare at all.

    42. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a lot of examples. But to add to your list, over here in Denmark, where hospitals are paid by tax payers, it's not any better. Although I only know of one certain case (it's a small country), that case had a young woman declared brain dead and the doctors were getting ready to transplant her organs, but her parents said no. With no organ transplant happening, they left her connected to the life support machines, and a couple of days later she woke up.

      Her parents (and the young woman herself), realizing how close that was, and that their "no" was the only thing that saved her life, were rightfully p*ssed.

    43. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the links given above explains a newer rule that allows harvesting organs after a cardiac arrest.

      One of the ethical problems with that rule is that one of the organs transplanted IS in fact the heart.

    44. Re: Henna stencil. by easyTree · · Score: 1

      The state doesn't exist to impose my will on other people.

      No; it exists to impose the will of government employees on other people.

    45. Re: Henna stencil. by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      In the US no one is forced to take over the estate of a deceased family member. By accepting the estate you take on all the assets, with both positive and negative values. It is patently foolish to take on an estate which has a negative value to you. The only real exception I can think of is married couples where the estate is shared, so even if one dies the other is likely left holding the bag for any debts. Though the nature of a married joint estates should come as no surprise to pretty much anyone as it's been a staple of married drama for centuries.

    46. Re: Henna stencil. by Agripa · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with being an organ donor. It's not like you're going to miss them.

      Everybody involved gets paid except the donor. If my estate is not paid, then forget it.

    47. Re: Henna stencil. by akical0118 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile here I sit in Toronto , had to wait a whole week for a free MRI/cat scan for water in my knee, and all the care and surgery for free within 2-3 weeks, sure am paying with my life....

    48. Re: Henna stencil. by makerfixer · · Score: 1

      If only children had someone able to give consent for them. In Europe they call these people politicians and the state, in the US We shall call them Parents/Family...

    49. Re:Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not an organ donor you're a shitty human being. I say this as the end-all authority on exactly what is and is not a shitty human being. I hope they harvest all your organs anyway, go fuck yourself

    50. Re: Henna stencil. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You are an idiot.
      If children have parents/family, the family is in charge.
      If not, the state.
      Just like in gods own country, you moron.

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    51. Re: Henna stencil. by michael_wojcik · · Score: 2

      Indeed. The "bathtub full of ice" urban legend might be good for some pre-teen campfire stories, but it makes no sense. Why would an organlegger leave the victim alive? There's no advantage in doing so, and considerable cost.

      But perhaps jellomizer can cite a reputable source backing his claim. (N.B. Lame Miguel Ferrer movies are not such a source.)

    52. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement is inaccurate - to say that the UK do not consider themselves part of Europe is incorrect - geographically yes they are, economically they will not be part of The EU after âoebrexitâ and have never been part of the euro currency zone - but the NHS (their semi state health system) is compatible to any euro zone system. the Uk and euro health systems are miles behind the Scandinavian counterparts which ergo means the US is miles behind the systems miles behind the best health system in the world.

    53. Re: Henna stencil. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Typically, if the brain is dead, the person is dead. Exceptions include some current Republicans and Slashdot posters.

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    54. Re: Henna stencil. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Organs can not be harvested unless dead. Otherwise the surgery team would be murderers. They are not. A patient have to be declared dead before anything related to organ donation will begin. Properly dead: brain dead.

      The family of donors doesn't get to pay for the donation. That is conspiracy theory crazy.

      Well, take it up with these people: http://www.lifenews.com/2013/0... http://ahrp.org/us-organ-harve...

      You are correct about the patient having to be declared brain dead. The question is does the heart stopping beating equal brain death. This is not terribly surprising, that doctors are in a hurry to remove body parts. given that a lot of people want a lot of body parts, and ther fresher the better, so tear 'em up.

      But that this is some sort of conspiracy theory for kooks? Perhaps not.

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    55. Re: Henna stencil. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Fancy a chance at surviving a serious head injury, especially if it may take months or years to recover? Don't sign up to being an organ donor

      That kid was an ideal candidate for organs. Young, healthy, head injury.

      Now given that doctors are human, and suffer from all of the ethical problems that other humans enjoy, it is pretty difficult to argue that they wouldn't

      pressure the parents to allow them to be hero's, and save a lot of other people by opening this kid up and harvesting everything they could. I have no doubt with the freshness desired has them harvesting while the donor's heart is still beating.

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    56. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is an impossible problem for capitalists. You can'tmake money giving it away for 'free'.

    57. Re: Henna stencil. by makerfixer · · Score: 1

      Read original post. The child was unable to give consent so the surgery was denied per their description. In a US court the parents would have given consent for the minor and the government would have accepted their roles as guardians and granted the surgery unless a case was made that they shouldnâ(TM)t have the ability to give consent.

    58. Re: Henna stencil. by DrXym · · Score: 1
      There are benefits to a functioning health system even for capitalists. They like a healthy workforce and they don't like paying for massive health insurance plans to incentivize people to join their company.

      In the UK very few companies offer health insurance as a perk because people pay out of their taxes for it. And since everyone pays into the system, and the system itself is not for-profit, the "premium" is far less per capita too.

    59. Re: Henna stencil. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true.... ...except it isn't.

      In medicine, there is a concept known as "triage". The idea is that you find the most critical cases and deal with them first, then you move onto the less critical cases.

      My wife and my father both had near death experiences. My wife experienced blood clots, my father experienced sepsis leading to a heart infection. In both cases, there were no wait times -- their lives were immediately saved. My father later suffered a heart attack, and again -- no wait times, they immediately flew him to one of the best facilities in the world and saved his life. They're both perfectly healthy today.

      Sorry you're uncomfortable while you wait for a hip replacement or bariatric surgery. You aren't going to die, drama queen.

  33. How about this... Forget the Tatto by bobbied · · Score: 2

    Instead of putting DNR on your chest... Why not provide the contact information of somebody who understands your medical history, your wishes, has a copy of your living will properly executed and has a valid medical power of attorney? Forget the tattoo and just go for the medical alert bracelet with the same information if you are serious.

    Seems to me that a tattooed DNR request isn't likely to have the desired effect regardless of where you end up. What you need to provide access to is the actual legal paperwork and the faster you can get this into the ER doctor's hands, the better.

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    1. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Instead of putting DNR on your chest... Why not provide the contact information of somebody who understands your medical history, your wishes, has a copy of your living will properly executed and has a valid medical power of attorney?

      Because that would also be ignored. Or do you think people who violated clearly spelled out and signed DNR are going to bother instead to attempt to contact some dude on the phone while you're flat-lining?

    2. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Sure, until you can get the paper work to the ER doctor, they will do what they will do and try to save your life best they can. At least until the Fax machine gets the necessary paperwork transferred and your wishes can be legally determined. Remember, I'm only trying to get the paperwork to the ER doctors sooner rather than later so your wishes are carried out sooner rather than later so providing information about how to get the paperwork only speeds that process along. You want a DNR order? It's your responsibility to commutate this fact, even when you can't.

      When we went though this stuff with my mother who had brain cancer a few years ago, we carried a binder with her medical history and all the necessary legal paperwork to fulfill her DNR wishes any time we visited a medical facility. This binder was handed to the nurse when we checked in with an explanation of what it was and what Mom's wishes where. Of course they'd ask mom to confirm this wish when she was lucid, but having the paperwork in hand made it easier for those last days when she wasn't able to express this. In the end, if you want a DNR order, it's up to you to make sure you or your designate communicates this to your medical caregivers.

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    3. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You wildly over-estimate how long it typically takes to recuss someone and how long it takes to legally confirm someone's wishes.

    4. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bracelets are often overlooked, or can be lost/removed...

      Best bet is both... the tattoo is ambiguous, but it will be cause to look for a bracelet, or check a wallet for a card with end of life wishes on it, and contact information for actual legal documents.

    5. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by bobbied · · Score: 1

      You wildly over-estimate how long it typically takes to recuss someone and how long it takes to legally confirm someone's wishes.

      You assume too much.

      I fully understand that the ER doctor is going to do what they do best until they KNOW (legally) that the person they are working on has other wishes. All I'm saying is that if YOU want to have a DNR order, it's up to you to communicate this wish, clearly and legally, even when you are personally unable to provide such information. A tattoo doesn't do this.

      Why do you suppose we carried that binder around with my Mom? Might it be to speed up the communication of her wishes?

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    6. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You assume too much.

      Nope. I assume the bare minimum, and the bare minimum is not to delay emergency procedures even one moment. It's irrelevant if your mom is carrying the binder with her at all times. Verbal agreements don't cut it. Transmitting proof takes time. If you have any hope of not being resuscitated before legally valid evidence is transmitted then you will file your request with the local hospital / government register. There's a reason these things exist.

    7. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      In my state, a paper copy of the form (signed and either notarized or witnessed) is legally valid. Carrying a copy of my directive around can be useful.

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    8. Re:How about this... Forget the Tatto by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Carrying a copy of my directive around can be useful.

      Indeed it would be. That's my point. Go find out what the requirements are and how to *best* achieve them. Someone else carrying your form and you tattooing their number on your chest won't get you very far.

  34. invoking the principle of not choosing an irrevers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    invoking the principle of not choosing an irreversible path when faced with uncertainty.

    That is a cop-out. Under these circumstances resuscitating is just as irreversible as not resuscitating.

    Under these circumstances, after a "successful" resuscitation, the patient will most likely not be able to "reverse" that decision, he will likely be physically or mentally incapable, or both.
    In other words: chances are he will end up in the exact situation he was trying to avoid. And I am fairly sure none of the people who performed the resuscitation in the first place will be volunteering to actively pull the plug at that time.

    This is not a sneer, moral decisions like these are extremely difficult and stressful, that is why such simplifications do not belong in the discussion. It is also why DNR whishes should have a strong legal position. It takes some of the difficulties away from the medical staff and puts it where it belongs, with the patient himself.
    And yes, that may be a difficult decision to make for yourself. Though, freedom does not equate easy.

  35. Odd by zmooc · · Score: 2

    When I recently got CPR training, I was told to do what I felt was right when encountering such a tattoo. However, I was also told that trained medical personnel should definitely honor such signs as they are legally binding in the Netherlands. We also have official badges specifically for this purpose.

    This should not be an ethical dilemma in developed countries. It should not even be a legal dilemma....

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    1. Re:Odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in developed countries

      TFA is about Florida...

  36. Whatever by sootman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dead, alive, persistent vegetative state... whatever. THIS is the important one. https://i.pinimg.com/originals...

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  37. WTF does it take? by bradley13 · · Score: 2

    My dad was chronically ill for years, one organ after another failing. Towards the end, he wanted nothing more than for it all to be over. The miracles of modern medicine - they just wouldn't let him die. He had registered a DNR - the hospital even f*cking knew about it - and when his heart gave out, they revived him anyway. He suffered on for another year or more. Gee, thanks for that.

    We initially decided not to honor the tattoo, invoking the principle of not choosing an irreversible path when faced with uncertainty.

    What uncertainly. Seriously, what does a guy have to do in order to be allowed to die in peace? Filing a piece of paper in some government office somewhere is useless: the paramedics show up, or someone takes you to the ER, and no one has time to find out whether that paper exists. That's what the tattoo is for.

    Look, I read the other comments about drunken idiots getting DNR tattoos. They probably also enjoy playing the odd round of Russian Roulette and do drunken dares with running chainsaws. There's no cure for stupid. Believe the tattoo, don't make other people suffer because of a few idiots.

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    1. Re:WTF does it take? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      a conscious person who can move their jaw and tongue can always off themselves. just bite your tongue off and bleed to death. problem solved.

    2. Re:WTF does it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > make other people suffer because of a few idiots.

      That is the tagline of the liability courts in USA!

    3. Re:WTF does it take? by Rande · · Score: 1

      It's harder than you think for some people. I literally cannot intentionally cut myself. I can put a blade to my skin and even though it would be a light cut and easily healed, I cannot press down.

    4. Re:WTF does it take? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      that's good, you don't want to die or badly harm yourself. hope all of us here are like that.

      just pointing out what people in extreme misery, for example being tortured for weeks with only a certain death sentence at the end, have done.

  38. Re:Ambiguous? Not so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless he gave power of attorney to the tattoo artist to sign his name...

  39. hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that he forgot the second part of the tatoo that should have read " because you won't get paid"

  40. Consequence by denbesten · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems to that the consequence a hospital should face for failing to honor a DNR is that the hospital assumes financial responsibility for the patient's health care from the time the patient entered their facility until the patient's natural passing, including subsequent nursing home or hospice that may have become necessary as a result of their actions.

    Maybe more, but this seems like a decent starting point.

    1. Re:Consequence by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Since when is a tatt a binding legal document?

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    2. Re:Consequence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an RN in an Emergency Dept, so I speak with some experience.

      I should also preface this by saying that I have a great deal of sympathy for your dad's situation - I've seen it many times, and it's never easy. I've also spent hours resuscitating hopeless cases because family couldn't let someone go.

      In a perfect world, like if I knew your father, and there was a valid, notarized statement of his wishes, or if he came to me of sound mind and stated his wishes unequivocally, I would be more than happy to comply with his wishes, and I would do everything in my power to make his passing as comfortable as I could.

      But the world, and my ER are rarely perfect - patients often come to us in a rush, or in less than perfect condition, or into a department that is already overwhelmed with other sick people, and we don't have unlimited time to make phone calls, run down pieces of paper, or even contact a relative when the person is actively dying in front of us -- we have to make life and death decisions with limited information and often very little time. The default is to do the best we can to save lives. Sometimes we find out that we didn't comply with the wishes that we couldn't verify at the time. I will not throw away my ability, or that of my colleagues, to save lives, on a guess.

      I'll live with that, if the alternative is to make a half-ass "well, I guess this is what he would have wanted" decision. This is really life and death - if you don't want me to use my training and resources, then a) don't come to me in the first place, or b) take the time to go through the (minimal) hoops to tell me that you have thought this through, and *really* want my department to help you pass.

    3. Re:Consequence by Eythian · · Score: 1

      Don't be so mercantile. It's ridiculous.

      Not really directed at you specifically, but the large amounts of "oh, it's all about the money" sentiment in this thread. Could it be that they'd like to not see someone die if they're at all in doubt? If you make the wrong choice in one direction, there's no going back.

    4. Re:Consequence by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      Since when is it not?

      Anything's a legally binding document if you're brave enough.

    5. Re:Consequence by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sure. It's not about the money. However, if I'm resuscitated against the provisions of my directive, I'd rather not have to pay for medical services I specifically refused, or additional services made necessary by the resuscitation.

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  41. DNR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember reading some article long ago about men in the army or such signing DNRs if something were to happen to their penis or testicles, a concept I personally couldn't understand. On the other hand, I recently started HRT, so perhaps I was never supposed to ;).

  42. Doctors frequently get this wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone who has aging parents or is concerned about how they might end up after a catastrophic accident should know about these issues.

    For anyone interested, I recommend the book "Extreme Measures" by Jessica Nutik Zitter, but there are many others out there.

  43. How I envy you westerners by lucasnate1 · · Score: 1

    Here in the middle east, he would be revived whether he likes too or not, because allah/jehova said so. You are lucky to be living in a civilized place, try not to fuck it up.

    Sincerely, Lucas from Israel.

  44. This person had some fantastic insurance by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    I can't think of any another reason for the weasel word justification other than they didn't.

  45. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doctors can do what the patients want.
    Even if the have to first consult with a ethics coach.

  46. Some more case studies by ilctoh · · Score: 5, Interesting
    A lot of cynical responses here, and glib references to assumptions that the hospital chose to treat the guy so they could bill his insurance. As a paramedic, let me assure you that 1) cases of ambiguous DNR orders are among the most difficult decisions we have to make in our career, 2) no health care provider involved at the point of delivering emergency care has any idea how or if the patient can pay for treatment 3) most health care providers, especially emergency health care providers, are in fact huge advocates for DNR, hospice, and patient's right to determine the extent of health care they receive at the end of their lives. We don't get a kick out of resuscitating people for fun. A resuscitation is ugly, painful, and fails far more often than it succeeds. We know, as well as anyone, that resuscitation is so often futile, and that even a successful resuscitation rarely results in a return to a real quality of life.

    Here's a few examples of real situations I've personally been in, to give you an idea of just how much of a gray area this can be, and how challenging it can be to do the moral and ethical thing.

    A 40 year old man is diagnosed with terminal pancreatic cancer. While currently in good health, he is expected to have less than 4 months of good health left, and 6 months at most to live. He gets stung by a bee, to which he is severely allergic, and develops an anaphylactic reaction. His airway is swelling shut, his blood pressure is dropping, he is losing consciousness and can't talk nor follow directions. He needs an administration of Epinephrine, along with multiple other drugs and interventions, to reverse the allergic reaction. He has a valid DNR bracelet on his wrist, which he has not removed. What's his intent? Did he intend for the DNR to prevent you from treating a life threatening allergic reaction?

    You are called for an 80 year old woman who is unconscious on the floor of her kitchen. She has a valid DNR order. Her husband tells you she choked on her soup, and needs the Heimlich. You don't see any food in her mouth or upper airway. Performing the Heimlich, chest compressions, or inserting an advanced airway would violate the DNR. What do you do?

    An elderly man arrives in the ER with fresh bruises. He is unconscious with critically unstable vital signs and inability to maintain an airway. A woman identifying herself as his daughter says that she can't find a DNR, but she is certain he had said that the doesn't want anything heroic measures done at the end of his life. You suspect foul play given his apparent injuries, but then again, old people bruise easily. You have no ID on the man, and haven't yet been able to ID the alleged daughter. Do you begin resuscitation, at least long enough to verify the pretense or absence of a DNR?

    You get called to do a welfare check on someone who hasn't been seen in several days. You force entry into his house, and find him unconscious on the floor, surrounded by blood. There's a scrap of paper next to him that says "Don't bring me back" with a signature. You can't tell whether this is the natural progression of some terminal illness, an accident, an attempted suicide, or an attempted murder. You also can't tell the extent of the patient's injuries and whether they're obviously incompatible with life. Do you begin resuscitating the patient?

    The case of my own grandfather, who had terminal lung cancer and a valid DNR. His dying words were "Please save me." He specifically asked to be saved. Do we start performing resuscitation?

    In each of these cases, you need to make an initial decision within seconds. You don't have time to do a lot of research, interview witnesses, search for evidence. And, if you guess wrong, the patient could die - which is kind of a lot for us to live with.

    I'm not trying to defend or blame any particular party here. I'm just asking for a little sensitivity to the fact that, most of us in emergency health care are decent people doing the best we can to serv

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    1. Re:Some more case studies by slimjim8094 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      (BLS here, not ALS)

      Oh man, you put it much better than I could. And then there's the not-even-ethically-ambiguous situations. We went to an extremely elderly woman in a hospital bed at home once and asked the family, everyone around, whether the patient had a DNR and nobody knew what I was talking about and certainly didn't produce it. ALS showed up and said "does this patient have a DNR" and the family was like "oh, here you go" - meanwhile we'd been coding her for 5 minutes! We stopped and medics pronounced and we left, but we weren't doing anybody any good in the meantime.

      When resuscitation is required, there are literally seconds to act. Doing CPR sucks, it rarely works, and even if you "get a pulse back" the odds of them having any decent quality of life or even leaving the hospital is small. But the only thing worse than doing it is not doing it, and the only thing worse than doing it right away is doing it too late. If we delay CPR hunting for a DNR, we know that each second is making it less and less likely it'll work. Unless someone is literally blocking our way presenting some official form, we are we are more likely to begin CPR. We can't go on an easter egg hunt, we don't have the time or manpower to spare. Honestly if the patient is alone I'm not looking further than their chest/shirt (you can pin it to your clothing) or bedside table, unless it's posted prominently on the front door or similar. If family is around I'll ask them and if they don't have it immediately, it's CPR time. I just can't justify reducing someone's chances with each second of hunting around - what if they *do* want to be resuscitated and I've wasted what little chance they had?

      Honestly the "tattoo on the chest" being questionable surprises me. It's pretty much the simplest case I can imagine for a valid DNR. We've been taught that a valid DNR can be written on a napkin or - indeed - a tattoo, and a chest tattoo makes it impossible to miss when about to perform CPR. And its placement on the chest makes intention to signal unambiguous. I'd imagine I'd honor it without question, unless I have *any* reason to suspect that wasn't your current desire (e.g. family member). You can tattoo an "X" over your tattoo if your wishes change and you don't want to get it removed.

      I find the presumption of profit motive insulting. DNRs are largely an emergency medical concern, for the most part hospitals are for people in a position to make their wishes known more clearly. There's no profit for us - we're volunteers, we don't get paid, and we don't bill anybody. The residents of the town donate money for us to buy equipment. We're not in the business of resuscitating anybody who doesn't want it (did I mention it's miserable?), but just think about how you'd convince someone you've never met of your intentions within 15 seconds of seeing you when they're not looking around for paper - oh, and you're unconscious. It's really hard, and we always will err on the side of life since the alternative is not what we're here for.

      The easiest thing to do is set it up so that people around you don't call 911 if you end up requiring resuscitation. If you're to a point, hospice can help with end-of-life palliative (pain reduction, etc) care that's not lifesaving. When my grandfather died, he was at home in bed and we were all around, and when the time came nobody called 911 because there was no emergency. He had a DNR, but it was never used.

      Oh, and don't get a "DNR" tattoo because you lost a bet - I don't know the joke, and I might just honor it. (And it'd probably stand up in court, too.)

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  47. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's nerdy about this?

  48. something doesn't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh that must be why Americans have lower life expectancy, all the extra care and money spend trying to keep them alive...

  49. Re:Don't honour the tattoos. by slickwillie · · Score: 1

    Dr McDougall (Of The McDougall Diet fame) says he has "DO CATH I WILL SUE" tattooed on his chest. Seems like it should be on his upper thigh or groin since that is where they insert the catheter.

  50. RadioLab/NPR - Most doctors reject resuscitation by riskkeyesq · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned; just last week RadioLab/NPR ran a segment on this subject.

    "As part of the decades-long Johns Hopkins Precursors Study, Gallo found himself asking the study's aging doctor-subjects questions about death. Their answers, it turns out, don't sync up with the answers most of us give."

    http://www.radiolab.org/story/...

  51. Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The UK did not have the ability to treat this child's condition, but people in the USA could. Or at least they claimed they could have.

    The important part of your statement is "they claimed they could have". The quack in the US claimed this without ever having examined the patient and the UK doctors were appalled at the irresponsible nature of the US doctor's claims. After the baby's condition became clear to him he was forced to admit that there was absolutely nothing he could have done for the child. All he did was act is a grossly unprofessional manner and made things a lot worse for everyone else.

    European health care "light years" ahead of the USA? I call bullshit.

    This is indeed, as you say, "bullshit" because a light year is a measure of distance. However, it is very accurate to say that European and Canadian healthcare is about 3 years ahead of healthcare in the US because the average life expectancy in Europe and Canada is about 82 years while it is only about 79 in the US (averaged over both genders).

    1. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by blindseer · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This is indeed, as you say, "bullshit" because a light year is a measure of distance.

      Which is why I put "light year" in quotes. I used the term from the parent post. I realize that it is a measure of distance, I assumed it was used figuratively as meaning a vast difference. I'm sure you knew that.

      However, it is very accurate to say that European and Canadian healthcare is about 3 years ahead of healthcare in the US because the average life expectancy in Europe and Canada is about 82 years while it is only about 79 in the US (averaged over both genders).

      I noticed that African nations ranked lower than average on that chart compared to the rest of the world, and European nations ranked average to above average. I see that the USA has a population of people from African descent of about 13%. Getting a good number for the percent of people in Europe of African descent is difficult, but my best guess is that it's about 2%. Similarly the percentage of those of European descent in Africa is quite small, also likely about 2%. Is it possible that this very small difference in lifespan between USA and Europe is due to genetics rather than the quality of the medical care?

      Here's something interesting, a study showing that people of African descent in America live on the average 4 years less than those of European descent.
      http://www.businessinsider.com...

      The authors of the article linked above seem to think that this is not genetic but merely a reflection of poverty and education. But it seems Americans are highly educated.
      http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/...

      It also seems Americans make good wages.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Perhaps it's genetic, perhaps poverty, perhaps education, or maybe it is in fact the healthcare in the different countries. There's other factors too, like climate, crime, diet, accidents, and more. Placing this rather small difference in expected lifespan on the different health care systems alone seems like a pretty big leap in logic. Perhaps a leap in logic the distance of a "light year"?

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    2. Re: Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bahahahaha

      "Our healthcare system only has worse outcomes because of the negro!"

      You Yankees crack me up. I literally wake up every morning just to see what hilariously incompetent "decisions" you've made the past 24 hours, because you can't make this shit up.

      Thanks for being you. God knows nobody else would want to be.

    3. Re: Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, health outcomes of African-Americans are poor because of their genetics.

      Now what century was it where that sort of argument started being used to explain the differences between whites and blacks?

      Couldn't possibly have anything to do with their general worse social outcomes, which are on turn caused by historic and continued racism, both overt and systemic. Nope, just their "bad genes".

    4. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      living expectancy is not a good indication of medical advancement.
      Unless the economic disparity, lethal accidents and homicides are equally likely in the compared areas.

    5. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by thsths · · Score: 1

      Indeed, life expectancy is significantly higher in the EU. The reasons usually cited (to roughly equal significance) are lifestyle, medical insurance coverage, and gun crime.

    6. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UK did not have the ability to treat this child's condition, but people in the USA could. Or at least they claimed they could have.

      The important part of your statement is "they claimed they could have". The quack in the US claimed this without ever having examined the patient and the UK doctors were appalled at the irresponsible nature of the US doctor's claims. After the baby's condition became clear to him he was forced to admit that there was absolutely nothing he could have done for the child. All he did was act is a grossly unprofessional manner and made things a lot worse for everyone else.

      European health care "light years" ahead of the USA? I call bullshit.

      This is indeed, as you say, "bullshit" because a light year is a measure of distance. However, it is very accurate to say that European and Canadian healthcare is about 3 years ahead of healthcare in the US because the average life expectancy in Europe and Canada is about 82 years while it is only about 79 in the US (averaged over both genders).

      Life expectancy and "quality" of healthcare are NOT equivalents my friend. Lifestyle plays a much larger role on life expectancy than you are lending credit. With only this one simple metric you provide, we can deduce that Japan obviously has the most advanced healthcare system in the world.

    7. Re: Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by blindseer · · Score: 0

      Yep, health outcomes of African-Americans are poor because of their genetics.

      Let's see if I have this straight. I'm not a racist if I point out that...
      White men can't jump (It's a movie, look it up)
      Whites get more bone cancer than Blacks
      Whites get more skin cancer than Blacks
      Whites get more breast cancer than Blacks
      Blacks have lower rates for lactose tolerance
      Blacks have higher rates for sickle cell disease, in fact it's nearly unheard of for anyone not of African descent

      I'm not racist because we can trace these traits to genetics.

      If I say that those of African descent are more likely to die of breast cancer, even though the rates of getting it in the first place is lower, then now I'm a racist. I point out that BRCA mutations, a known risk for breast cancer, is higher in Blacks than Whites, I'm still a racist. If I point out that the genes for "triple negative" breast cancer (not treatable with the three known medications for breast cancer) are more common in Blacks than Whites then I'm a racist.

      I can point out that allergies are more common among Whites than Blacks, because that's not racist. If I point out that more Blacks die from allergies than Whites, then now I'm a racist. I'm sure this has nothing to do with allergies among Whites being more commonly things like animal dander and pollen (annoying but not often deadly) but Blacks tend to be allergic to peanuts, wheat, corn, shellfish, and soy (you know, things that can kill a person). Nope, not genetics, racism.

      We'll point out that people of African descent in Africa have an average lifespan of 71. Then we point out that those of African descent in America have an average lifespan of 74. This can't be genetic, that's not possible, because racism. Instead of being grateful of extending their lives by 3 years we have to be upset that they still fall short of European Americans by 3 years. Must be racism. (If my actual ages are wrong then just bite me, I checked the numbers quick and lost where I found them in the shuffle of windows on my screen, assume I pulled them out of nowhere in particular.)

      If something good happens to Blacks in America, like being good in sports, then that's genetics. If something bad happens, like treatments for breast cancer failing, then that's racism.

      I got it. Whites bad, Blacks good. Because racism.

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    8. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by WeezulDK · · Score: 1

      Agreed. There's a lot of discussion about life expectancy and who's "better" in healthcare by nation. Life expectancy and quality of healthcare are not necessarily something that goes hand-in-hand. It is not at all accurate to say that Euro and CA healthcare is "ahead" of healthcare ANYWHERE just because people live longer in one country vs another. You're equating them together erroneously using this metric. There are many reasons the life expectancy is different, among them are obesity, gun deaths (which are used in the calculations), accident rates, etc. Just pinning it to "socialised/universal healthcare is better" is not accurate at all, either. If this were the case, then people wouldn't be coming to the U.S. from Europe and Canada to get treated, they could simply wait in line for their turn in their own socialist utopian country waiting on that "free" healthcare that isn't free at all after you look at their tax rates. You pay for that healthcare somewhere, NOTHING is "free". A lot of the rankings you read about take COST as a measure of how "good" a healthcare system is. This is misleading because it totally discounts the actual healthcare (and it's results) and focuses on the profit motive that is somehow now an "evil bad thing(tm)" that must be a disqualifier and somehow "detrimental", even if the actions taken in the US and Canada by doctors in each were exactly the same, the US would be ranked lower SIMPLY on the costs alone. This is a bullshit metric to use. When talking about costs of healthcare, ask anyone this question: "Would you rather be poor and alive, or rich and dead." I think anyone would pick the former rather than the latter. Now do I think healthcare costs too much in the US? Sure. But there's other factors involved besides "evil profiteering capitalist pigs", you have the FDA, the Federal Government with their legal requirements, unnecessary legislation, insurance companies and hidden pricing from healthcare providers, companies who gouge way more for their products that they sell to medical vs everyone else, doctors who practice immensely unnecessary "defensive medicine" because of overly litigious people and lawyers, corrupt people committing fraud with medicare, pharmaceutical companies charging insane prices for products that cost mere pennies to produce... the list goes on and on. But using life expectancy as a basis to claim healthcare is better isn't a very good yardstick.

    9. Re: Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Yep, health outcomes of African-Americans are poor because of their genetics.

      Now what century was it where that sort of argument started being used to explain the differences between whites and blacks?

      Couldn't possibly have anything to do with their general worse social outcomes, which are on turn caused by historic and continued racism, both overt and systemic. Nope, just their "bad genes".

      It is definitely not genetics. The black population in Canada has the same longevity as whites. What lowers our averages are the smokers. Thank God for smokers. They tend to die young (60's) and are not the chronic financial drain on our health-care system.

      Our biggest cost to the health care system is cancer treatment. Second most is kidney / heart failures.

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    10. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

      According to the CIA's World Fact Book, the United States Life Expectancy at birth is number 43 in the world. Above the United States in that list are Bermuda, Anguilla, Turks And Caicos Islands and the Cayman Islands, all of which have a larger proportion of their population listed as Black than the United States. Maybe you need to find another excuse for the "superior health care in the USA" failing so many of its people...

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    11. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's BS. He was right. I know too many ex brit and ex Canadian pats. One guy had an arm injury and was looking at 5 years before they were good and ready to fix him in GB. He became a US Citizen, had the surgery in less than a year and when I saw him he had a big old scar. However his arm worked well. Same kind of stories from Canada. They suck and both countries decide who will die. There is a famous story about a "rich" brit woman that couldn't go abroad for treatment because she had maxed out her allowance and that wouldn't be fair to save her. So she died needlessly. All kinds of examples of how bad the European, Canadian, etc systems are. Sure the US system has some problems, however it's way better. If we can just get rid of government intervention. I see even black men making it into their 90s. Bob Hope was over 100. Lots of examples of Americans living to be probably older than they wished.

    12. Re:Europe+Canada 3 Years ahead of US by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I noticed that African nations ranked lower than average on that chart compared to the rest of the world

      Do you not think perhaps that this is because their healthcare is generally nowhere near as good as what is available in Europe, Canada and (if you can afford it) the US?

  52. No QR code please! It will get saggy and fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A QR code won't work for more than a decade. Use something that can be read well, even 60 years later, when it looks like a CAPTCHA.

  53. Maybe because that shit is unknown outside the U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a US thing, as far as I can tell.
    Nobody in all of Europe would understand "No code", let alone that it "must" mean that, or that the ham tadio usage would be invalid.

    So keep your arrogant god-complex snobbery to yourself. You sound like a doctor.

  54. Trevor Philips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of Trevor Philips tattoo on his neck of lined dashed and "CUT HERE".

    https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/gtawiki/images/2/28/TrevorPhilips-GTAV.png

  55. Re:Maybe because that shit is unknown outside the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "No Code" would be understood in Canada as the codes are pretty much the same from hospital to hospital in North America short of a few department/region-specific codes for disaster scenarios:

    Code Red: Fire
    Code Blue: Cardiac Arrest
    Code Orange: Disaster or Mass Casualties
    Code Green: Evacuation
    Code Yellow: Missing Patient
    Code Amber: Missing or Abducted Infant or Child
    Code Black: Bomb Threat
    Code White: Aggression
    Code Brown: Hazardous Spill
    Code Grey: System Failure
    Code Pink: Pediatric Emergency and/or Obstetrical Emergency

    Code Red and Blue are universally understood for Fire and Medical emergencies. Code Amber is based off "Amber Alert", which is also pretty much universal in North America. All the Doctors and Nurses carry a card that has these listed on them. In a Hospital, Code Blue overrides elevators, so during such emergencies, you may get stuck on a floor if you're not staff.

  56. That stupid cunt ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    could easily have got a second tattoo, a nice black one, all over the first.
    Making it invisible.
    Why do we want the stupid to survive?

  57. Parentheses are very important by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It looks like you are married to your work.

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  58. the real question is by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    why existing and official DNR order could not be obtained immediately just because it as "out of hospital" in XXI century?

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  59. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was no good answer.

    That's because the real answer is money.

    There's only one industry that's even more corrupt and self-serving than the financial industry -- and that's healthcare.

  60. \o/ by easyTree · · Score: 1

    He'd have had more luck if the tattoo read 'my medical insurance has lapsed.'

  61. It's about money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sad truth is that when there's money involved (especially BIG money which is obviously the case with healthcare in the US), you can bet your house that money is at the bottom of every single decision.

    Simple rule of thumb regarding any human interaction: Is money on the line? Then there is absolutely no need to look any further for motive or incentive. When money is on the line, money explains everything.

  62. Re:Ambiguous? Not so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've clearly never had to deal with the affairs of either multiple amputees, the very elderly, major stroke victims, or the otherwise-incapacitated. There is no legal requirement for you to take a pen and sign your own name for it to be a valid signature. In legal terms, the signature is affirmation of consent to whatever is being signed. You don't have to sign your name, you can draw a tiny house. You can have someone else sign your name for you, though in that case it helps if there are witnesses on-hand who could testify that you clearly expressed intent and permission to sign on your behalf. Really, you don't even need to sign, just have several people who could testify that you appeared to be of sound mind, and made your intent perfectly clear verbally. There's even an entire legal framework (Power of attorney) in which you give another person the legal authority to make decisions and sign documents to which you will be held accountable as though it was you who made these decisions and signed them. You don't need to be unable to sign or make decisions to give someone else POA, you can do so just because if you like.

    So, point is that the tattooed signature isn't legally a forgery and is perfectly valid as it's pretty obvious the man assented to the tattoo artist signing it on his behalf.
    But never mind me. I'm sure you're a lawyer or some such with as confident as your assertion was.

  63. Finally! by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Most people die in hospitals and most healthcare is done on people who will never get well enough to enjoy any marginal life extension. A rational attitude is to invest in healthy lifestyle and simple drug treatments for diabetes, blood pressure and cholesterol first. Of course, if you get one of those rare illnesses that are both curable and serious enough to require treatment, it's worth the expense. But other than that? I would rather travel the world for a year while I am still healthy enough to enjoy it than linger on for 3 years in hospitals. I will get the same tattoo if things go South.

  64. What part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What part of "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" seemed unclear?

    (And if you're stupid enough to get a tattoo with the words "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" on your chest, you deserve whatever happens as a result.)

  65. Iâ(TM)ll take a âoeSix Million Dollar Ma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    âoeRebuild Him. Better. Faster. Stronger.â

    You have one life to live, even in pain Iâ(TM)d prefer being alive. Even if the experience is torture Iâ(TM)ll take that over no experience at all.

  66. Did anybody read the artical? by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

    For starters, the patient DID file the appropriately notarized legal documents and the hospital staff DID look them up and honor them.

    Reading between the lines in the article, it also appears the hospital staff wouldn't have bothered to look up the legal documents if the tattoo wasn't there; so, the tattoo definitely did its job. And that's definitely something to think about if you ever file a DNR. "DNR filed with ..." would probably work better...

    The real dilemma would have occurred if there were no backup documents. The tattoo probably wasn't legally binding because it wasn't notarized. And I don't think you could get it notarized because that would required the notary's seal (at least everywhere I know of). I guess you could get the seal tattooed or branded as well, but they seems a bit extreme...

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