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Microsoft's Meltdown and Spectre Patch Is Bricking Some AMD PCs (betanews.com)

Mark Wilson writes: As if the Meltdown and Spectre bug affecting millions of processors was not bad enough, the patches designed to mitigate the problems are introducing issues of their own. Perhaps the most well-known effect is a much-publicized performance hit, but some users are reporting that Microsoft's emergency patch is bricking their computers. We've already seen compatibility issues with some antivirus tools, and now some AMD users are reporting that the KB4056892 patch is rendering their computer unusable. A further issue -- error 0x800f0845 -- means that it is not possible to perform a rollback.

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  1. The wonders of the free market by lucasnate1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The free market guarantees meritocracy, right? right??? RIGHT!?!?

    1. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I've been using Cuban designed CPUs since the 80's and haven't had any of these problems.

    2. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, please show us the POWAR of your socialist CPU that's produced in North Korea.

    3. Re: The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. North Korea. Got a Venezuelan reference? How about Iran? Russia? Wake up, this shit is getting old.

    4. Re:The wonders of the free market by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      The Free Market allows you to have a practical choice between Windows 10 and Windows 10 Pro. If you don't like one, you can use the other. It's almost as good as being able to choose between Comcast and AT&T. I love the smell of choice in the morning. Viva Choice!

    5. Re:The wonders of the free market by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 0

      You're on your lunchtime high, right? The free market allows you to have a practical choice between Microsoft, Apple, Ubuntu, Redhat, any of a dozen flavors of fully open-source/free Linux, BSD, EComStation (PS/2...remember that?) running on hardware from dozens of manufacturers using CPUs from a half-dozen or so big chipmakers. In Soviet Russia, on the other hand, you use an abacus. If you need to do paper-and-pencil arithmetic, you're fucked because there's a paper shortage.

    6. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this have to do with free market capitalism? I'm hardly a fan of people who think the invisible hand is doing anything other than jerking off the invisible dick when it's fucking idiots in the ass who think increasing supply of products no one is buying in the first place will somehow improve the economy, but... I still don't see what any of that has to do with an article about an update to address flaws in Intel CPUs causing issues on AMD systems.

    7. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that the Soviet Union (today Russia) had pretty good computers right? If you're going to scold at least scold with a minimum of knowledge of the cause to avoid embarrassment.

    8. Re:The wonders of the free market by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Practical? Almost 0% of accounting and administrative offices in the industrial world use those for desktops. Those who tried run into tons of compatibility problems.

    9. Re:The wonders of the free market by hey! · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      By your implicit argument, free market capitalism doesn't work because we don't use CPUs from Chile, which is much larger in population than Cuba.

      It turns out that China, which has a non-free economy designs some quite capable CPUs which have given China the top spot in supercomputing for the past four years. If you look at the top ten list of supercomputers, China represents roughly twice the computing power on that last that America does.

      This doesn't mean that I advocate the kind of government-crony capitalism practiced in China, but I'm saying don't be complacent and assume you've got the best of everything because you live in a country that, two generations ago, landed a man on the Moon. A lot of the stuff we have here is pretty lame: Internet service, cellular service, and -- if you go by outcomes or cost -- medical treatment.

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    10. Re: The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      running on hardware from dozens of manufacturers using CPUs from a half-dozen or so big chipmakers.

      And yet my choice still has me at risk.

    11. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was getting my hair cut in southern Florida a few days ago. The phone rang and my hairdresser answered the call. After she was done she announced to the room that the automated message was alerting them to the need to boil water before drinking it. In response, a lady from up the back cried out, "what is this, a third world country?"

      The irony is that she thought she was being funny, yet the reality is that in many ways the US is not "#1" for much, except military spending and incarceration rates.

      I agree with the parent poster entirely.

    12. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How old are you? Have you been there? Had a chance to program or operate some of those computers? Drop some names.

    13. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because they stole the designs from us.

    14. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, paper pushes YOU!

      sorry, couldn't resist.

    15. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A market with only two or free major players does not qualify as "free."

      In this context, "free market" does not mean "zero government regulation," it means "no barriers to entry."

    16. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And did you speak up to share your thoughts? Ignorance remains because people are too cowardly to speak up.

      I have lived in multiple countries, including the United States. I always call out Americans when they start with the "we're number one" bullshit.

    17. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And did you share your thoughts? Ignorance remains because people are too cowardly to speak up.

      I have lived in multiple countries, including the United States. I always call out Americans when they start with the "we're number one" bullshit.

    18. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "First world" doesn't mean what you and she think it does. The US is first world by definition. It has nothing to do with how "good" things are.

    19. Re:The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Used to be first world. The US is quickly devolving into a third world hellhole, complete with single IQ dictator.

      fuckstain

    20. Re: The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still remember that there were USSR-built electronic cash registers in the GUM store in the early 1980ies. The cashier did verify the ticket on her abacus, though.

    21. Re: The wonders of the free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT the hell is a Cuban designed cpu?

  2. Score yet another for MS quality control. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Microsoft really seems to be de-emphasizing quality assurance in the Windows product. Makes me feel real good about the forced updates of Windows 10.

    1. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forced updates mean a lot of people are getting security updates that otherwise probably wouldn't have, improving our herd immunity.

    2. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft really seems to be de-emphasizing quality assurance in the Windows product.

      No, you have it all wrong ... Microsoft is ... um ... being agile. That's it.

      Makes me feel real good about the forced updates of Windows 10.

      Makes me feel good about blocking the fucking update to Windows 10 in the first place and sticking with my Win 8.1.

      See, it's been true in the computer industry for decades that, unless you don't care what happens, you rarely want to be the first adopter of a patch or an update on the assumption it might have its own problems.

      Microsoft is now proving why their notion of "we'll patch Windows 10 whenever we feel the need" is a terrible fucking idea -- because their woefully incomplete QA is now breaking things that people didn't have the option of deferring in the first place.

      Fuck that, it's my machine ... I'll decide when to patch it and when it reboots.

      And shit like this just proves why I'm not willing to waver from that stance.

    3. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by greenwow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      After firing the vast majority of their QA, why would they expect anything different than a massive drop in quality? They knew this would happen, but decided to do it anyway.

    4. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The new guys at Microsoft (the veterans who have created things like Windows NT have now retired), they have not yet understood that you can not make an operating system with the same techniques and procedures they use to create web pages.

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    5. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by chispito · · Score: 1

      Microsoft really seems to be de-emphasizing quality assurance in the Windows product. Makes me feel real good about the forced updates of Windows 10.

      Well, hurry up and grab the pitchforks. The article includes this helpful note on the scope of the issue:

      The number of people experiencing the problem appears to be fairly significant

      So we know that... somebody is affected, so it must be indicative of MS's gross incompetence. Oh, and let's be perfectly clear about something. If Microsoft delayed this patch, for any reason, whatsoever, you would still be condemning them for not snapping their fingers and producing a patch for this critical security vulnerability.

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    6. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, making computers non-functional is a surefire way to improve security. If it doesn't work, it can't be infected or exploited.

    7. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always used the same techniques and procedures that they use to create operating system kernels to create web pages. I'm currently unemployed and disillusioned by the state of the world. I'm considering applying for a janitorial job.

    8. Re: Score yet another for MS quality control. by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      You don't need stringent quality control when the patches are FORCED onto users systems. ( ala Windows 10 )

      You only need it when the consumer has a CHOICE to install it or not.

      In other words: The carrot isn't needed as long as you have a stick.

    9. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by geoskd · · Score: 1

      So we know that... somebody is affected, so it must be indicative of MS's gross incompetence. Oh, and let's be perfectly clear about something. If Microsoft delayed this patch, for any reason, whatsoever, you would still be condemning them for not snapping their fingers and producing a patch for this critical security vulnerability.

      incompetence is incompetence. This fault has been around for 6 months at least (I heard July 27th). Apparently all of this time has been necessary to allow all of the major players (except Debian) to create a patch. I find it very difficult to have any sympathy for any organization that cant get a sev 1 problem fixed in 6 months. That is just shameful.

      I, for one, want to know why it takes Microsoft that long? Is it incompetence? Do they not think that our security is that important? A single individual could re-write a lot of code in that much time, what about an organization with billions of dollars at their disposal?

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    10. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends. If the patch that's killing AMD systems was prepared with input from Intel then maybe it's working exactly as Intel intended.

    11. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by antdude · · Score: 1

      It is not just Microsoft too. Many companeis are neglecting QA. :(

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    12. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After firing the vast majority of their QA, why would they expect anything different than a massive drop in quality? They knew this would happen, but decided to do it anyway.

      If you are old enough to remember the '80s then you probably saw plenty of cars with bumper stickers that read "I lost my job to a computer". All of those testers MS let go lost their jobs to big data as analytics of the Windows Insider program participants has made them redundant. The data coming from that program may never prove to you that this move was appropriate but so far the stockholders seem pleased as punch.

    13. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by DivineKnight · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. Asus seems to be a part of that crowd these days, though they are gradually fixing things...

      Which reminds me, one of those little patches killed my AI Suite 3 software (throws exceptions, Asus has already has a beta fix for it), and may have been responsible for my wonderful day rebuilding a Windows 2016 Server on an Asus Xenith motherboard (ThreadRipper 1950x). Went to bed fine, woke up with non-stop reboots and bugchecks / BSODs.

      As for Asus, only a few more BIOS upgrades before my Corsair RAM starts running at 3200Mhz (currently at 2800Mhz, up from 2666Mhz). Stability, I like that.

    14. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a shit technical decision and stockholders are shortsighted greedy morons

      fuckstain

    15. Re: Score yet another for MS quality control. by temcat · · Score: 1

      This. Intel revenge!

    16. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Microsoft really seems to be de-emphasizing quality assurance

      Hmmm. I haven't noticed any change.

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    17. Re:Score yet another for MS quality control. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Makes me feel real good about the forced updates of Windows 10

      Makes me feel ecstatic about it. But then, I don't use Windows. I might have to get a Windows machine for work in the near future (oh, bollocks!) so I might have to worry about it. But until then, it's an SEP.

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  3. Windows Updates broken in December by Train0987 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I haven't seen too much online but MS did something to break Windows Updates for many users sometime around Dec 3-5. I have one customer with a couple hundred PC's and Windows Update is still broken on about 70% of them. The only fixes I've seen involve setting the date back on the PC by about 6 months, running Updates again, let it fail, then change the date back to current. The problem with this fix (and the others I've seen) erases the Windows Updates history so it appears they've never been run (and nothing installed prior can be uninstalled)

    1. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by StuartHankins · · Score: 2

      In case it helps, we've found that removing the computer from the domain, performing the Windows updates by setting it to "automatically" (and waiting for them to download & install), and then joining the domain again allows Windows updates to work from that point forward. Of course it's impossible to do en masse, and managing a non-domain computer remotely is ugly. So far this has happened only to Windows servers and some stray employee PCs. Hope this helps, maybe someone can find the real issue.

    2. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is related to an expired certificate(Microsofts, not yours). Look on Askwoody.com, if you can't find better info.

    3. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out the add-computer powershell commandlet. You can add many computers to a domain at once.

    4. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by swb · · Score: 1

      What I don't get is why MS doesn't maintain a standalone "Windows Update" tool that resets/fixes the built-in Windows update client. I would imagine that MS probably knows the top 25 reasons it craps out and could fix them pretty easily.

    5. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by dwywit · · Score: 2

      They do:

      https://support.microsoft.com/...

      Sadly, the success rate IME is only about 50%, and manual methods are required, e.g. turn off Windows Update service, rename "c:\windows\software distribution", restart Windows Update service, and try again.

      Even that doesn't always work.

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    6. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Have you tried running WSUS Offline on these? If a future update fixes the problem that might do it.

    7. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by HiThere · · Score: 1

      How about you reformat your disk and recover from backup? I remember having to do that a couple of times. Of course that was decades ago.

      It wasn't quality control that drove me away from MSWind, it was their EULA, but I've got to admit that the current quality on Linux is better than the quality was on MSWind around 2000. Can't even guess about their current quality (outside of aggravated posts, which are biased) because I won't agree to their EULA.

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    8. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by swb · · Score: 1

      They do, but it's brain damaged and doesn't do many things necessary to reset Windows Update.

    9. Re:Windows Updates broken in December by max99ted · · Score: 1

      Have you tried something called WSUS Offline? I've used it to fix issues like this with domain PCs

      http://download.wsusoffline.ne...

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  4. why no rollback by HermMunster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why does error 0x800f0845 mean rollback is impossible?

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    1. Re:why no rollback by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      It causes the Flux Capacitor to revert to 2D matrix transformations, creating more matrices than normal to compensate for dimension loss, which triggers overflows in the TRXR precision-damper register. Next question?

    2. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because Windows 10 is the most secure OS ever. It is that simple. Really, if you wanted anything else, you are wrong.

    3. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why does error 0x800f0845 mean rollback is impossible?

      Error 800f0845 (and similar error detail codes) generally means the post-reboot stage of the auto-installer is fubar'd and since this update apparently didn't bother to create a restore point, then you can't easily rollback unless you happened create a restore point before the auto-installer tried to install this update.

      About the only way around these types of errors is to wait until M$FT issues a new windows update troubleshooter which you will probably need to run in safe mode (which also might have to be manually downloaded on another computer depending on how big a mess they made with this original hot fix). Worst case it might involve an in-place upgrade (basically installing windows on top of itself).

    4. Re:why no rollback by Picodon · · Score: 2

      You’re running Windows 10 on a Retro Encabulator, aren’t you?

    5. Re:why no rollback by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Windows 10 is the most secure OS ever, beliebe me! I know more about OS's and The Webs than Mark Gates and Steve Bezos glued together. That foreigner Linus Tribbles is a fake-news loser. Open Sauce is an un-American commie plot. So sad. MWGA!"

    6. Re:why no rollback by tomxor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Surely they can just remodulate the the dampening field to allow for higher dimensional transformations in the instruction capacitor in order to invoke the HCF instruction and BURN IT TO HELL!!!11!1

    7. Re:why no rollback by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      I can't believe they took safe mode out of Win 10.

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    8. Re:why no rollback by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2
    9. Re:why no rollback by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      Can't you just reverse the polarity?

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    10. Re:why no rollback by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Tried that, it burnt my toast. Can't have that.

    11. Re:why no rollback by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      It doesn't - the error code (I think - it's not documented) something bad happened on restart. Windows update should have created a restore point (as it usually does) and you can revert the snapshot in safemode or in recovery.

      I've seen it occur on machines with failing disk drives long before this though.

    12. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The child who wrote the "article" doesn't understand anything. These aren't bricked, as they are fixable with a reinstall.

      Everyone keeps backups like they are supposed to, right?

    13. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you mean to say that there's nothing that a nice zap of a lightning bolt can't fix?

    14. Re:why no rollback by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately Microsoft doesn't delete restore points when it updates... Right?....

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    15. Re:why no rollback by michaelwigle · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem here is that you can't initiate safe mode from a cold boot. Both of those methods require you to have a somewhat working OS to start with. If your Windows 10 crashes dead and you turn it off, there is no way to force it into safe mode during startup like you could with previous versions. This is a significant problem for techs who repair systems that have been unplugged to be delivered to a central location. Yes, you can still stick in a Windows 10 bootable disk and repair from there but you shouldn't have to.

    16. Re:why no rollback by Chaset · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but who can cast a 3rd level spell these days? You'd be lucky to get cantrips to work.

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    17. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As claimed by a little third-world, script-reading Indian girl who isn't old enough to have a valid opinion on anything...way to go.

      Oh and the Microsoft ad that I saw served up on that page has nothing to do with it either.

    18. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe this update took out safe mode in Windows 7.

    19. Re:why no rollback by tomxor · · Score: 1

      Tried that, it burnt my toast. Can't have that.

      You forgot to bombard the tray with a tachyon pulse... just plug your headphones into the line-out jack, side->load your nanocode into the IMU and use the 3rd master jumper configuration (the stripey one with a reindeer). Don't forget to butter afterwards not before.

    20. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently went through this process. No matter what I tried, there was absolutely nothing I could do without a Windows 10 boot-able USB drive which I had to use my parents' computer to create.

      I have a Linux server which I downloaded the Windows 10 ISO on, but for some wonderful reason Etcher and all of the other apps I used can't extract the Windows 10 ISO onto a USB drive and make it boot-able. I even tried using the ISO I downloaded to try and create a Windows 10 VM through which I could create a USB recovery "disk", but the Windows 10 installer wouldn't even boot in VirtualBox.

    21. Re: why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, thought this was a joke.

      A "security professional" that's done nothing but write articles about security. Has literally offered nothing of value to the security field. Her only job is to regeritate what the companies tell her to say. On her LinkedIn profile she has 0 experience in the security field. All of her experience is in journalism. Maybe Experian should hire her ass their CSO.

    22. Re:why no rollback by G00F · · Score: 1

      It's quite possible that the PC can't boot from USB.

      AMD AM3+ generation motherboards where hit and miss for booting via USB. And then off course you need the USB drivers slipstreamed into the ISO so that it can be accessed via the installer.

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    23. Re:why no rollback by taustin · · Score: 5, Informative

      I just dealt with this on a computer with an AMD processor, including the 0x800f0845 error.

      Safe mode would not boot.

      After enough failed attempts, it offered me the "repair your computer" option.

      Two system restores - the most recent and the oldest, failed with the 0x800f0845 errror.

      After that, however, a "startup repair" fixed it.

      I am writing this on the computer in question.

      I have no idea if this will work on all AMD equipped computers, but it certainly worked on this one.

    24. Re:why no rollback by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Why does error 0x800f0845 mean rollback is impossible?

      Because 0x23309df008e.

    25. Re:why no rollback by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You can also do 3 interrupted cold boots in a row. That will go to the repair options screen.

      The problem is that EFI booting is too fast to leave time for the button press. They really need to have a separate EFI entry point for this instead of everything being under "Windows Boot Manager" so you can at least easily switch in EFI settings.

    26. Re:why no rollback by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And then off course you need the USB drivers slipstreamed into the ISO so that it can be accessed via the installer.

      I think this part only applies if you're booting from a USB3 port.

    27. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried... like, taking the cartridge out and blowing on it?

    28. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turbo Encabulator?

    29. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does.

    30. Re:why no rollback by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a MCSE! Jack your headphones into your own nanocode.

    31. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cantrips? 2nd Edition forever!

    32. Re:why no rollback by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link with more information about this? I have an AM2+ board that I used regularly until last month - may still use it if I find another use for it - and I definitely recall weird problems with booting and USB. It *did* boot off USB drives, just not consistently. I also remember being unable to boot if certain devices (wi-fi adapter) were plugged in. It'd be interesting to know after all this time: (1) That I wasn't crazy, (2) What the problem actually was.

    33. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Error 800f0845 (and similar error detail codes)" similar meaning what, one number off of each digit?

    34. Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you just restore your weekly backup from last week?

    35. Re:why no rollback by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      You can boot into recovery cold though - and chose safe mode from there.

    36. Re:why no rollback by Picodon · · Score: 1

      Rockwell’s retro encabulator.
      The spiritual successor of Chrysler’s turbo encabulator.

    37. Re:why no rollback by michaelwigle · · Score: 1

      This is because you have to use Microsoft's Windows 10 installation media creator. Attempting to create a bootable USB from the ISO won't work. They have done something goofy with the ISO. You have to go to https://www.microsoft.com/en-u... to download and run the USB installer from a Windows PC (might work with Wine, haven't tried).

  5. AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from tha by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from that time have limited drivers for new windows.

  6. The bug isn't all that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering it requires malware to be run on the system, there are better ways to spy out user's passwords (without dumping some 32GB of RAM). So, why bother? And yes, I did read all the related FUD.

    1. Re:The bug isn't all that bad by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      Considering it requires malware to be run on the system, there are better ways to spy out user's passwords (without dumping some 32GB of RAM). So, why bother?

      The attacker's malware doesn't have to dump all the physical RAM. It CAN do so, if he feels like it. But it can also read it selectively, RAM style, a bit or byte at a time. So he can just go right to whatever he wants to see.

      Given that the side-channel bandwidth is about that of fiber-to-the-curb DSL, rather than a memory bus, that is actually the preferred way for such malware to operate.

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  7. Full steam ahead! by quonset · · Score: 2

    Keep shoving those updates down people's throats. Don't give them an opportunity to not update. It's not their machine anyway, so why should they have a choice when or if to update?

    1. Re:Full steam ahead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unable to boot the system? The ultimate in protection.

    2. Re:Full steam ahead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep shoving those updates down people's throats. Don't give them an opportunity to not update. It's not their machine anyway, so why should they have a choice when or if to update?

      If you have Windows 10, it is their machine.

    3. Re:Full steam ahead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fine, I have a Linux usb installer all set and ready to go for when Microsoft bricks my PC. When that happens microsoft will NEVER get me back.

  8. BAFH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Model check the CPU before allowing patch to run or brick a lusers PC? BRICK THAT S**T!

  9. working as intended. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your PC is now no longer vulnerable to meltdown.

    1. Re:working as intended. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If it was an AMD CPU it wasn't vulnerable to Meltdown anyway. Spectre is a slightly different exploit which doesn't (currently) break permissions. Dangerous, yes, and will probably soon have an exploit designed, but that hasn't happened yet (that we know of). And the OS update doesn't protect against Spectre anyway.

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  10. Oh boy, this makes my last video more interesting by nctritech · · Score: 0

    I noticed the bricking reports cropping up like crazy. At the end of the last video I made about this CPU bug fiasco and the bricking reports all over MS Answers I walked away saying "now if you'll excuse me, I have to turn off the Windows Update service on all my computers" and after a few seconds of outro I dropped in a joke cut saying "JUST KIDDING ALL MY STUFF RUNS AMD, HAHAHA!"

    Looks like I narrowly averted disaster though. I am glad that my WU humor was not entirely a joke and the Win10 stuff I have all has HKLM\CCS\services\wuauserv normally deleted and restored when I manually decide to allow updates to happen. I don't have time to reinstall everything from scratch at the start of a new year. If After Effects ran on Linux then I'd probably stop using Windows entirely at this point. There is no excuse for a "security update" murdering the entire OS and the incompetence shown throughout this whole Spectre/Meltdown thing by several big players is pretty paranoia-worthy stuff. It's especially troublesome because Win10 Pro actually IGNORES ALL of the system policies that prevent updates from happening automatically behind your back and prevent automatic rebooting for updates while users are logged on. AMD owners are forced to let their computers commit suicide.

    Given this gross incompetence from Microsoft plus the nVidia datacenter hostility, maybe this will be The Year Of Desktop Linux(tm). Somehow I doubt it.

  11. Never apply brand new kernal patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Always always always wait a few weeks at least for all the bugs to get ironed out. Unless you're running a commercial VM operation or your machine contains information north korea or russia desperately need then you can easily afford to wait it out until everyone else beta tests microsoft's patches for you.

    1. Re:Never apply brand new kernal patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft doesn't give you the option if you are running Windows 10. All bleeding edge, untested patches are forced out immediately. The end users are now the unpaid beta testers for them.

  12. Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Most of the big OEMs use Intel, this just means MS can insure that people who need Windows will continue to stick with Intel, despite all evidence that AMD might be better.

    1. Re:Predictable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ensure, not insure.

  13. How much did Intel pay M$ by banbeans · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How much did Intel pay M$ to brick AMD systems?
    *tightens tin foil hat*

    1. Re:How much did Intel pay M$ by nctritech · · Score: 0

      If I could do it, I'd mod you up to 11 for that one.

    2. Re:How much did Intel pay M$ by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How much did Intel pay M$ to brick AMD systems?

      You mean how much did Intel pay to not be bricked. Reversing the bribery equation is more profitable: you get money from both sides.

    3. Re:How much did Intel pay M$ by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      Especially in the case of Microsoft, Hanlon's razor should be applied.

      I don't have a problem with the idea that Intel is trying to actively sabotage AMD (they've done it in the past), but that it seems a lot more likely that Microsoft made a stupid mistake.

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    4. Re:How much did Intel pay M$ by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      That was my very first thought, but it does look more and more like a Microsoft mistake.

      My desktop system at home runs Windows 7 Ultimate and I have it set to "tell" me about updates, but let "me" decide when to download & install them. I always wait until all the bugs are known before applying updates. Good thing, too, because all my systems run on AMDs!

    5. Re:How much did Intel pay M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be surprised, after all they did cause programs to run slower in non Intel processors on purpose.

    6. Re:How much did Intel pay M$ by Agripa · · Score: 1

      How much did Intel pay M$ to brick AMD systems?
      *tightens tin foil hat*

      They did not have to pay anything if Intel had a hand in writing the patches which is likely the case. Why would they test to see if it failed on AMD processors? That is AMD's responsibility.

  14. And if they didn't.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if they delayed the patch for more testing you would be bitching about that. Can't win.

    1. Re: And if they didn't.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't we have both? Apple patchrd
      it with no problem.

    2. Re:And if they didn't.... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Then make it optional until it's been well field tested. Since they don't, they deserve a lot more blame than they're getting.

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  15. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

    Crap, that's what my home PC is running on. Guess it's time to permanently block updates...
    Never mind, I'm good - I'm actually running an AM3 processor (Phenom II X4). Guess it is time to go block updates, though.

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  16. It doesn't sound like it's bricked by rsilvergun · · Score: 5, Informative

    'bricked' means the hardware is messed up, e.g. you can't reinstall an OS.

    I've got some old Athlon boards around I was using until last year. They're great for HTPC if you don't mind a bit of noise from the fan. They make good gaming rigs for e-sports style games if you pair them with something like a 1050 or an RX460. The boards came out after solid state caps were a thing so they last forever.

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    1. Re:It doesn't sound like it's bricked by Fly+Swatter · · Score: 5, Informative

      'bricked' means the hardware is messed up, e.g. you can't reinstall an OS.

      Came here to say the same thing, if it will boot from a usb/dvd/cd/floppy/network it isn't bricked.

    2. Re: It doesn't sound like it's bricked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but now you get to provide the free forced technical support for 10 to 20 friends and family

    3. Re:It doesn't sound like it's bricked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about just bypassing the fix through the registry: https://winaero.com/blog/disable-meltdown-fix-amd-cpus-installing-kb4056892/

    4. Re:It doesn't sound like it's bricked by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      'bricked' means the hardware is messed up, e.g. you can't reinstall an OS.

      Came here to say the same thing, if it will boot from a usb/dvd/cd/floppy/network it isn't bricked.

      What if you don't have a dvd/cd/floppy and your network is borked?

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    5. Re:It doesn't sound like it's bricked by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      It still isn't bricked. bricked means permanently unrecoverable.

    6. Re: It doesn't sound like it's bricked by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Only if they want Linux installed. I won't agree to the MS EULA even as a proxy.

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    7. Re:It doesn't sound like it's bricked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'bricked' means the hardware is messed up, e.g. you can't reinstall an OS.

      Came here to say the same thing, if it will boot from a usb/dvd/cd/floppy/network it isn't bricked.

      What if you don't have a dvd/cd/floppy and your network is borked?

      Is there a USB port? You can use a thumb drive to install Linux. Maybe even to install Windows (I wouldn't know about that).

    8. Re:It doesn't sound like it's bricked by vandamme · · Score: 1

      If you have a USB port that it will boot from, you can install Linux. Problem solved... permanently.

  17. Intel Only by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Why is a Meltdown patch affecting AMD? Only commercially avaiable Intel processors are affected by Meltdown.

    1. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because MS didn't make the patch selective. Linux did.

    2. Re:Intel Only by Misagon · · Score: 2

      ... as far as we know.

      The researchers have not proven that AMD processors could not be affected by a future tweaked version of Meltdown. They have just not been able to perform Meltdown on AMD themselves yet.
      I suppose that Microsoft is therefore choosing to err on the side of caution.

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    3. Re:Intel Only by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      That doesn't make any sense. AMD is not affected by the bug, so how would Microsoft "fix it"? It is processor specific. Meltdown is INTEL ONLY. But nice spin!

    4. Re:Intel Only by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with Linux. There isn't a magic "patch" that makes Meltdown fixed. Meltdown is a Intel only bug that exists until you replace the chip.

    5. Re:Intel Only by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Also having a different kernel mapping scheme on Intel and AMD opens up the possibility of Intel only and/or AMD only kernel mode bugs.

      Then again it seems like not all AMD systems are bricked so the patch does seem to have an AMD only kernel mode bug.

      Of course Microsoft being Microsoft it's a bit hard to work out what they did.

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    6. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make any sense. AMD is not affected by the bug, so how would Microsoft "fix it"?

      Easy. If Microsoft ignores the processor manufacturer and blindly forces the fix on any machine running Windows, then the "fix" will be applied to AMD-based systems even if it's not needed.

      If you're the tinfoil hat type, you might even suggest that Intel "encouraged" Microsoft to blindly apply the fix so that the anticipated resulting performance degradation wouldn't be limited to Intel-based machines.

    7. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A real uber geek knows that a software patch can mitigate hardware bugs. The opposite is also true, it is possible to design a hardware to mitigate software bugs.

    8. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of Spectre. Meltdown exploits certain behaviour unique to Intel (and patented so that nobody else can use it). The Meltdown patch doesn't fix any known AMD vulnerabilities and can't magically protect AMD against hypothetical unknown vulnerabilities either.

      Microsoft erred on the side of recklessness.

      Of course, the offending patch may be something to mitigate a Spectre vector (rhyme time!), and not Meltdown-related after all. It's most likely Meltdown though, because that required serious kernel-contorting to mitigate.

    9. Re:Intel Only by mangastudent · · Score: 1

      The Meltdown paper reports warning signs for AMD and ARM chip, but the researchers couldn't get a proof of concept to work (see section 6.4). As of the 3rd ARM has reported that 4 out of their 10 Spectre vulnerable designs are also vulnerable to Meltdown or a variant of it that they discovered.

    10. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is a Meltdown patch affecting AMD?

      For the blindingly obvious reason .. it's a badly written patch, which was badly QA'd.

      That's all there is to it.

      Microsoft can spin this all they want, but it boils down to "rushed patch out the door, caused new problems".

      This is why people haven't trusted automatic Windows updates for years. It's not like MS (or any other software vendor) hasn't released patches that have errors in them.

      The problem is MS has now removed the ability to disable automatic updates, and are now proving why that is a terrible fucking idea. The entire Windows 10 update model is broken by design.

    11. Re:Intel Only by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You fix it by not sharing kernel page tables and relying on memory protection to keep it hidden.
      It doesn't matter what CPU you use, you can always not share the kernel memory. Doing different things for different processors is what adds complexity.

      Looks like they tried to make it selective and broke it.

    12. Re:Intel Only by mangastudent · · Score: 1

      Meltdown exploits certain behaviour unique to Intel (and patented so that nobody else can use it).

      I guess they'll be suing ARM any day now.

    13. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intel has licensed technology to the ARM standard.

    14. Re:Intel Only by mangastudent · · Score: 1

      And Intel and AMD have extensive cross licensing arrangements dating back to the 8080. Much disputed, arbitrated, litigated starting with the 386, but AMD wouldn't be in this market and successful without and, and they certainly got a whip hand when they defined the successful 64-bit instruction set.

    15. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're misunderstanding what he's saying. What he's saying is Microsoft didn't make their fix selective as to whether the CPU was an Intel or AMD one. Linus Torvalds specifically wanted a kernel configuration option for the speculative execution fix in the Linux kernel. The guy was struggling to think of a name though. "CONFIG_INSECURE_KERNEL, CONFIG_LEAK_MEMORY?"

    16. Re:Intel Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, meltdown is an Intel only bug and it is not OS specific. Both Windows and Linux have patches that mitigate meltdown, they may not be 100% fixes since the bug is still there, but they get rid of most of the security concerns. However Windows and Linux implemented their patches for meltdown differently. Linux set it up so that if you were running an AMD processor the patch did nothing, thus not performance hit or possible broken computer. But Windows just installed the patch on all computers without checking what processor they had, so their implementation does slow down some AMD computers and completely break others despite the fact that non Intel computers do no get impacted by meltdown.

      So while meltdown only impacts Intel processors and has nothing to do with the OS and there may be no magic fix, Linux patched it in a better way then Windows did.

    17. Re:Intel Only by HiThere · · Score: 1

      FWIW, the "fix" that Intel provided to Linux would have installed on AMD CPUs as well as Intel CPUs. So if MS just accepted the Intel patch, MS is pushing out abuse authored, possibly with malice aforethought, but Intel. The Linux developers let AMD alter the fix so that AMD chips weren't impacted. There seems a fair possibility the MS hid the code from AMD, so they never had a chance to offer their input.

      If my above guesses are correct, then MS was not being malicious. Merely incompetent. So you should, of course, trust them.

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    18. Re:Intel Only by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Spectre and Meltdown are not the same, though, I believe, Meltdown is a subclass of Spectre. Many of the sites seem to confuse the two, sometimes, I suspect, intentionally. Certainly I suspect the Intel press release of intentionally confusing them.

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    19. Re:Intel Only by mangastudent · · Score: 1

      Yes, meltdown is an Intel only bug

      So ARM is falsely claiming 4 of their processors are vulnerable to Meltdown so they can get some of that broken window action???

    20. Re:Intel Only by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      Cause AMD even though they claimed otherwise isn't 100% safe from the flaw either. Their CPU's are affected as well.

    21. Re:Intel Only by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Meltdown is INTEL ONLY. But nice spin!

      No, the specific example used worked on Intel only and the original researchers postulated as to how it could also work on AMD and ARM.

    22. Re:Intel Only by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Why is a Meltdown patch affecting AMD? Only commercially avaiable Intel processors are affected by Meltdown.

      Because it would be unfair to Intel for only Intel processors to lose performance.

  18. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I currently have 4 AM2+ systems running at home and while they are old, they are more then capable for what I need them to do. They're all running Windows 7. So I'll have to look into this before allowing them to be updated.

    Processors are not like they were in the 80's and 90's. In the 1980's it was seriously expensive to update, so I didn't do so as often as I did in the 1990's. I probably updated my systems every 2 to 3 years back then. But I don't' see the need to do so anymore. Unless you are a serious gamer, or do a lot of video editing/transcoding there's no need. It's been a while since I played any games, but the Phenom 2 1100T with an NVidia 730 had enough power to keep all of the settings pretty high and no issues with frame rate. Why should people be forced to send perfectly usable hardware to a landfill simply because it's not the latest shiny thing on the market?

  19. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cuba is not a good example of "no free market" because they are not a democracy. In a socialistic democracy, you can vote for candidates who fix bad systems/products. In a dictatorial system, you can't.

    Political and economic systems are now different things. We have dictatorial capitalism and socialist democracies. Our political vocabulary was created when they were mostly related several decades ago, and it causes confusion.

    Note that a semi-socialistic system can create MORE competition by breaking up big companies into multiple smaller ones. I've never met a good oligopoly (except maybe when they are young companies who haven't learned to slack yet.)

  20. Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Linux as daily driver is sounding better and better the more windows does processing behind your back, displays ads on the start menu, and pushes updates when it feels like. Even applications are getting guilty checking and downloading updates whenever they feel like it

    1. Re:Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take forced updates over a forced migration to systemd any day of the millenium.

    2. Re:Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take forced updates over a forced migration to systemd any day of the millenium.

      Debian without systemd: Devuan

    3. Re:Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed the point - that requires switching distros entirely, In the Linux world, is it really an acceptable solution to have to switch distros so a co-OS, I mean "init," doesn't screw things up?

    4. Re:Linux is sounding better by Kickasso · · Score: 1

      Learn to spell "millennium" first.

      Posted from my fully manually updated, systemd-free Linux machine. Put that in your pipe(2) and smoke it.

    5. Re:Linux is sounding better by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      I dislike systemd, but how is it any worse, or really any different from Windows daemon system? Part of the problem, in my view, is that systemd is way too much like Windows.

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    6. Re:Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gentoo has OpenRC

    7. Re:Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's Devuan, Debian without systemd. Gentoo uses OpenRC. Void uses runsvdir. You don't have to use systemd.

    8. Re: Linux is sounding better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Poettering is an asshole.

    9. Re:Linux is sounding better by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The only variant of Linux that even vaguely forced an update to systemd was Red Hat, and even there you had the option to not do the update. I do rather object to the way it was forced on the community, but there are still ways to avoid it if it's important to you to do so. Even if you still run Debian, you can avoid systemd. I'm not sure how long that will be true, so it's a good thing that Devuan is being developed, but for now it's still true, And it's also true in several other Linux distributions. I believe that in Slackware systemd isn't even an option. (I haven't looked recently.)

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  21. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by nctritech · · Score: 1

    Go to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services and export the wuauserv key to a reg file. Then import this reg file:

    Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00

    [-HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\wuauserv]

    Run your export to restore the Windows Update service. Run this one to remove it again. Once the updates want to reboot you can remove wuauserv because that has nothing to do with the actual update installation at that point.

  22. bud said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0x800f0845
    Is this hex for "Microsoft Sucks"?

  23. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this what they call a Win-Win?

  24. Re: my amd 1800x in linux locks up occasionally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not your CPU, it's systemd.

  25. Not bricking by samwichse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The OS has to be reinstalled.

    How is that bricking?

    1. Re:Not bricking by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is that bricking?

      It's not. You get it, I get it, most /. users get it. Average millennial braindead idiot that's pumping out clickbait? Doesn't get it. But it sure sounds shit hot in the media and drives those clicks doesn't it?

      It's the same as hacker, cracker, and phreaker. Only us old people know the difference, to younger kids it's all hacker.

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    2. Re:Not bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In English words are defined by popular usage. There is no authority on what words mean. The publishers dictionaries do not stipulate the meanings of words, they publish the results of their research into how people are using the words.

      So, all words with any degree of technical precision to them will, over time, lose that precision. It is inevitable, as people who don't understand and aren't interested in learning the subtitles will misunderstand the word, and use it as a synonym for something simpler that they do understand.

      So, "bricking" means "breaking" now. The word is no longer useful because of this, but we are powerless to prevent it.

    3. Re:Not bricking by chispito · · Score: 1

      It's the same as hacker, cracker, and phreaker. Only us old people know the difference, to younger kids it's all hacker.

      I think you mean to essentially the entire population.

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    4. Re:Not bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For clarity, then:

      Hacker: one who commits murder with a heavy bladed weapon, such as an axe or chainsaw.

      Cracker: a white person

      Phreaker: a dog presented as a gift, with no payment required in return.

    5. Re:Not bricking by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      You should say "middle-age people". I was born in 72, but my wife and most of her siblings/cousins were born in the 60's, and they act like my parents (or even my grandparents) when it comes to computers. My grandparents are still alive on one side of the family, which makes it difficult for me to feel really old despite what my kids like to tell me. ;-)

    6. Re:Not bricking by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      How is that bricking?

      My conversation with quite a few "normal people" (non-iT folks) with a computer problem they asked me to look at....
      "Yeah. That's going to take a reinstall to fix that. Do you have your Windows install disc?"
      "Uh, what's that?"

      For many if not most people, when this happens, the PC is bricked as far as they know. A new PC purchase is likely to follow.

    7. Re:Not bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The number of vendors that actually ship windows install disks is really small, so it's not much of a surprise that they don't have them. The current practice seems to be ship it with some advice somewhere to create "rescue" DVDs. Even on systems with no DVD burner!

    8. Re:Not bricking by Calydor · · Score: 1

      If the repairs to a car after an accident approach or exceed the value of the car, an insurance company considers the car totalled.

      In this case, the average user will probably have to take his computer to a repair place to find out WHY it isn't starting up anymore, pay for diagnostics, then for reinstall of Windows, then have to start installing all his programs and games again, if he's lucky he has a backup of savegames ...

      He is essentially starting over. Might as well buy a new computer rather than go through all that, especially if the current one is a few years old. For all intends and purposes, from the point of view of the user, the update bricked the machine.

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    9. Re:Not bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OS has to be reinstalled.

      How is that bricking?

      You know, the semantic distinction between "hardware totally dead" and "OS so completely fucked it needs to be re-installed" can be forgiven here ... I mean, if the OS applied an update that ended so badly you need to reinstall the OS, that's a fucked up update.

      Yeah, they didn't break the hardware ... but to the people who owned these machines, it was about as close as you get.

      This is kind of an epic fail. This is like having your car in for an oil change and ending up with your car submerged in a vat of oil.

    10. Re:Not bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OS has to be reinstalled.

      How is that bricking?

      The pain of installation makes you want to throw a brick at the machine.

    11. Re:Not bricking by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      A new PC purchase is probably also a new Intel CPU purchase. At this critical moment, when Intel needs to rid itself of all its inventory of defective chips. Hmm....

    12. Re:Not bricking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should say "middle-age people". I was born in 72, but my wife and most of her siblings/cousins were born in the 60's, and they act like my parents (or even my grandparents) when it comes to computers. My grandparents are still alive on one side of the family, which makes it difficult for me to feel really old despite what my kids like to tell me. ;-)

      I was born in the 50s, and still know the difference between "hacker, cracker, and phreaker".

    13. Re: Not bricking by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Fuck you, words just don't change meaning because douches misuse the words. You think someone on Jeopardy says, "you said it was wrong, but that's what we call it where I'm from". Sure, when something is new or ambiguous, but established words should be used not abused. Correct that person and move on.

  26. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Why should people be forced to send perfectly usable hardware to a landfill simply because it's not the latest shiny thing on the market?

    Security.

  27. Bricking? by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0

    I don't think you know what that word means.

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    1. Re:Bricking? by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

      Yea too us older techies, bricking is you just made a new door stop as its not gonna work again.

    2. Re:Bricking? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Here's a hint: A bricked device might as well be a brick. It is unusable for its original purpose, forever.

      In fairness, I think the usage of the term has shifted a bit, because we're more careful to design things so that permanently destroying them is impossible, or at least a lot harder. I've taken to using the term "perma-bricking" when I mean it's dead forever. A "bricked" device might be recoverable through extraordinary means. I brick a device in that way every few months or so, and recovery normally requires shipping it to another state where someone with the magic super low-level firmware signing key can fix it.

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    3. Re:Bricking? by catprog · · Score: 1

      So any device that can be fixed by reloading the firmware are not actually bricked?

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  28. Score yet another for MS quality control by budpitman · · Score: 0

    0x800f0845 Is this hex for "microsoft $sucks"?

  29. I doubt it... by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

    I find it hard to believe that any software patch is managing to brick a PC. Short of flashing the BIOS, it's almost impossible to brick a PC with software. A simple format/reinstall will recover the PC without issues.

    1. Re:I doubt it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on whether you need data from the disk that hasn't been backed up, or programs for which you've forgotten or lost the installation key (or installation disks).

    2. Re:I doubt it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not shit-stirring, just being accurate, because it is indeed possible for software to brick a PC.

      Didn't Linux have a problem with updates caused by a certain behavior that would mount the BIOS firmware to the filesystem as RW, resulting (in some circumstances) writes to the firmware "bricking" the system?

      Ah, that's right, it wasn't an update, it was running: "rm -rf /"

      Here's a story about it.

    3. Re:I doubt it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does someone who's not brain-dead not keep backups, or at least (CD, USB) copies of installation media and software?

    4. Re:I doubt it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short of flashing the BIOS, it's almost impossible to brick a PC with software.

      Many boards cannot even be messed up that way anymore since they include an on-board copy of the original BIOS they shipped with in a ROM soldered to the board. In these cases flashing the original BIOS back into the EEPROM from the onboard ROM can be as simple as jumping a couple of pins on the board. From there you can re-flash a more recent version of the BIOS as needed.

    5. Re:I doubt it... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sure. If there is no provided copy of the installation medium, it's an extra step to take that might not be convenient at the time. Most people run without backups, because they're a pain.

      There's a difference between "brain-dead" and "not computer savvy".

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    6. Re:I doubt it... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I find it hard to believe that any software patch is managing to brick a PC. Short of flashing the BIOS, it's almost impossible to brick a PC with software. A simple format/reinstall will recover the PC without issues.

      For most users of Windows, that is a distinction without a difference.

  30. Lead Zeppelin by ISoldat53 · · Score: 1

    Perfectly safe airship. It can't fly.

  31. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by PingSpike · · Score: 1

    Seems like it ran fine yesterday.

  32. Re:bug said by execthts · · Score: 1

    I've experienced 0x000000C4.

  33. Quick, put Linux on and stop worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, you can run Windows from a VM on Linux if you really need to keep Windows around.

    1. Re:Quick, put Linux on and stop worrying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I do and it works brilliantly.

      Because I've used FOSS (on Windows) for many year, when I finally made the transition I found nearly all of my main applications ran natively on Linux. Even the configuration/profile folders could be copied over.

      Very happy with the setup so far, Linux Mint on Lenovo T430.

  34. You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft really seems to be de-emphasizing quality assurance in the Windows product. Makes me feel real good about the forced updates of Windows 10.

    Way to get cheap up-mod: bash MS. This is ridiculous. MS spends a fortune in engineer-hours on QA, and even the spyware side of it is mostly about making it better and more reliable for users. We may have philosophical disagreements with some of their decisions, and there may be lots of things we wish they'd done differently, but overall they make a product that works. We shouldn't just bash them out of habit.

    1. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up you shitty Microsoft dev.

    2. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Okay, yeah, I am a Microsoft dev. So what? Still think you should stop bashing us, doing our best over here.

    3. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your best includes borking AMD computers?

      You need to step it up a notch or two though, cause frankly I don't want to deal with this if it hits my customers computers. The same customers all squawking they want this patch NOW.

      Your "best" makes my job harder. So if I bash you its well deserved.

    4. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up you shitty Microsoft dev.

      Eloquent. Pithy.

    5. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y'all hiring?

    6. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word you're missing is - Accurate.

    7. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Okay, yeah, I am a Microsoft dev. So what? Still think you should stop bashing us, doing our best over here.

      Boo hoo ... wow, you're doing your best, so that's OK.

      Sorry, this isn't grade school, you don't get a badge just for participating.

      See, as an entity, MS decided "we know what is best, we are going to patch your machine when we want and you don't get a vote". Which means MS owns the consequences of failure.

      If you're going to be arrogant shitheads you don't get a free pass on being almost good enough. If you are going to release "partly tested shit", then give us the option to disable automatic updates.

      We don't give a fuck that you're doing your best, because you've disabled the best way to protect against your best not being good enough -- which is to say "no, I'll patch my system when I decide, and after other people have been the guinea pigs".

      So put on your bit girl panties and realize one very important thing: MS is entirely to blame for the error, MS is entirely to blame for removing the ability to opt-out of automatic updates, and MS doesn't get to pretend 'we tried our best' is a good fucking excuse.

      Because we simply don't give a fuck since you removed the ability to do the sane thing and simply not trust MS to update whenever they wish.

      Whiny fucking little prick. You're in the wrong fucking place for sympathy.

    8. Re:You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll try to remember when my laptop CPU fan spins up like a jet engine and task manager says 0% cpu usage it's Microsoft having my best interests in mind

    9. Re: You try it. by msauve · · Score: 1

      Your best just isn't good enough. Open source Windoze, and then competent others can help.

      --
      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    10. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently your best isn't good enough.

      Have you considered another field of employment?

    11. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait everybody, you're being too hard on this MS developer.

      Even though (s)he posted as Anonymous Coward, I know this person in real life
      and their job description at MS. The person is a MS developer / engineer; honest!

      This person can't be held responsible for borking AMD CPUs in some PCs running Windows 10
      Telemetry Edition. Their only development responsibility (at it's taken very seriously by this
      person) is to ensure the semi-colon count is correct for each source file of the Windows kernel
      source tree. As any developer worth their salt knows, if the semi-colon count is off by even one ';',
      the code goes to poop faster than you could imagine.

      Oops - I just read the fine article and it seems like the AMD problem is caused by a mismatched ';' count.
      Sorry Duane, you're on your own!!!

      CAP === 'cowslips'

    12. Re:You try it. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "MS spends a fortune in engineer-hours on QA"

      Tell that to my FX-9370-based system which is currently undergoing a full reinstall due to this bullshit. Microsoft might spend that money on testing against INTEL products. Why do you think the term "Wintel" exists?

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    13. Re: You try it. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      To be fair, a lot of the blame this time goes to Intel. I speak, however, as someone who hasn't allowed any Microsoft software on my computers in nearly two decades.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    14. Re: You try it. by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      It's a configurable power policy. Fix your temperatures, then. Laptops need a good air blow every so often. Chances are, it's your fault.

    15. Re: You try it. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Why would blame go to Intel here? Intel CPUs have gained a bit of performance from something that recently turned out to be excessively risky, OK. Microsoft needs to send out a patch, OK. Microsoft has lots of security issues. Microsoft forces the patch on everyone, bricking some people's computers. That's Microsoft's decision to create and issue that particular patch, along with Microsoft's decision to make blocking patches as difficult as they can make it.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    16. Re: You try it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bonus: no one has bricked a Linux box with an update in _decades_. There is always the previous kernel version to fall back on in the startup menu if the new kernel doesn't boot.

  35. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by tripleevenfall · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've been using Swedish designed CPUs since the 80s and haven't had any of these problems.

  36. Poor End Users by Arzaboa · · Score: 1

    It makes it really hard for anyone to ever want to trust MS when their patches break the OS, more than twice in your life, much less (it feels like) once a year.

    It is hard for the end users who have 1000's of machines, or just don't understand patching, or simply don't care, to try and remember to patch manually after checking that the patches work. It is hard when you have "It must be patched" rules to follow. I get it, but on the other side, you end up spending weeks rebuilding boxes when you lose all of those cloned machines. On the bright side, all of this does turn into jobs for people on all sides of this.

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    Ribbit

    1. Re:Poor End Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the bright side, all of this does turn into jobs for people on all sides of this.

      No, it does not.

    2. Re:Poor End Users by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Your advice is totally unreasonable for someone with a single computer. The person who created it (I get that you are repeating rules you learned) either had no intention of it being used by someone with a single computer or had no intention of the advice being followed. Even reasonable backups are hard to keep current for someone with a single computer. (Reminds me, my backups need refreshing.)

      And if you don't have a bootable CD to recover from, which you won't have if you don't have a CD drive, what are you supposed to do? (I'm assuming that MS still won't allow you to make your own bootable usb stick.)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    3. Re:Poor End Users by Arzaboa · · Score: 1

      You are right. I didn't enumerate that well enough. I threw all the single users "like us" under "simply don't care." I don't care in the sense that windows update is broken in my world. I watch, then run the patches manually a few days later. They've broken my junk too many times.

      *** Attack Vector Here ****
      --
      "Let there be light" - God

    4. Re:Poor End Users by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Delaying the patches? Nice if you can get it to work. I bought Windows 10 Pro primarily to delay patches, and it doesn't.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    5. Re:Poor End Users by Arzaboa · · Score: 1

      I won't be "upgrading" to Windows 10 any time soon. Thanks for the info.

      --
      "I went window shopping today. I bought 4 windows!" - Tommy Cooper

  37. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes many CPU engineers come from around the globe.

    Keep trying. Im sure your guns totally keep the Queen of Emglsnd from subjugating you!

  38. Easy fix for this update by dkone · · Score: 1

    I almost never log in to /. anymore to post as I have found the quality of the site to have dropped off significantly in the past many years. For this though I make an exception.

    For all the hand ringing and complaining about updating windows 10 on a site of technically competent people, for the love of God just go into services and disable windows update. This will stop the evil corporation from pushing crap onto your machine. After all the bitching is done about 'whatever the current crisis' is, turn on the service and apply updates. Is is a bit of the pain in the ass? Yes. Does it give me control over my machine? To certain degree.

    Hell, on my home machine I have yet to install the creators update or whatever it is called. My guess is that the software fix for this Intel thing will mature and for this I would rather wait than be a forced early adopter.

    DK

    1. Re:Easy fix for this update by HiThere · · Score: 1

      If you're technically competent, better advice is to not use MSWindows. If you're not, then the advice is silly.

      Actually, though, given the news of the past year, I'm in a quandary as to what I should recommend for my non-technical friends. I used to recommend Apple, but they seem to be doing nearly as poorly as MS at helping their end-users. With this last couple of months, though, Apple is appearing worth the extra cost as not being quite as user hostile.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  39. Capitalism: Works as expected by perpenso · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The free market guarantees meritocracy, right? right??? RIGHT!?!?

    Adam Smith, "An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Wealth of Nations" - 1776, did not predict joy on every single day, he predicted better outcomes in the long run than otherwise available.

    So yes, capitalism allows us to switch to macOS, Linux, FreeBSD, etc to reward those and/or punish Microsoft. That is the mechanism by which a meritocracy is determined.

    Your Bug Report Status: Works as expected.

    1. Re:Capitalism: Works as expected by lucasnate1 · · Score: 1

      In the long run we'll all be dead.

    2. Re:Capitalism: Works as expected by perpenso · · Score: 1

      That's a very dismal perspective ;-)

    3. Re:Capitalism: Works as expected by lucasnate1 · · Score: 1

      What I'm trying to say is that "in the long term there will be no debt" is true for any economical method if the long term is long enough. Therefore, such a guarantee is meaningless.

  40. Re: AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now pick up that ram citizen!

  41. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Why should people be forced to send perfectly usable hardware to a landfill simply because it's not the latest shiny thing on the market?

    Capitalism and consumerism united.

  42. What makes the Windows tax negative? by tepples · · Score: 1

    The free market allows you to have a practical choice between Microsoft, Apple, Ubuntu, Redhat, any of a dozen flavors of fully open-source/free Linux, BSD, EComStation (PS/2...remember that?) running on hardware from dozens of manufacturers using CPUs from a half-dozen or so big chipmakers.

    Except laptop computers shipping with (and warranted to run) GNU/Linux tend to demand a higher price than laptop computers shipping with (and warranted to run) Windows, despite GNU/Linux's smaller royalty per copy than Windows. What in the free market makes this happen? And what in the free market results in there being only two chipmakers producing CPUs capable of running Wine, namely AMD and Intel?

    1. Re:What makes the Windows tax negative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What in the free market makes this happen?

      Support costs. With Windows, Microsoft picks up the vast majority of support costs. With Linux the manufacturer itself must pick up those costs.

      Next question?

    2. Re:What makes the Windows tax negative? by ichimunki · · Score: 2

      Because the market for Linux laptops is an order of magnitude less than the market for Windows laptops. Therefore I lose all kinds of economies of scale when it comes to the Linux laptops and I need to spread more overhead costs over fewer sales.

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    3. Re:What makes the Windows tax negative? by exomondo · · Score: 1

      Except laptop computers shipping with (and warranted to run) GNU/Linux tend to demand a higher price than laptop computers shipping with (and warranted to run) Windows, despite GNU/Linux's smaller royalty per copy than Windows. What in the free market makes this happen?

      Linux is not free of cost, economies of scale means dedicated Linux machines have a higher support cost and a higher cost of testing the machines. This is already well known.

  43. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've been using Swedish designed CPUs

    Do they come in a flat pack with a hex wrench ?

  44. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    A lot of other good technology comes out of Sweden, just not CPU's. Two bad example countries in a row.

  45. Re:Am I the only one?? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

    Hardware isn't software; it takes a lot more than changing code and a recompile to fix.

    Logic problems are only part of the story -- after the logic is done, there's physics to deal with (voltage breakdown, heat, crosstalk, etc). Then there's the "rat's nest" of conductive paths for the signals to follow.

    Coders may complain about following spaghetti, but they've got nothing compared to what hardware guys deal with. Even minor changes can require considerable amounts of re-routing.

    After that is complete, they still have to build the chips, which will take months more to get the fab machinery set up.

    Expect to wait into 2019 and possibly later. Nobody has a processor that does out-of-order speculation that is immune...

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    -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
  46. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not Swedish, but if you've been using Intel CPUs any time in the past fifteen years or so, those were designed in Israel.

  47. Re: Score yet another for fuckles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes brudah! We will show dem de whey! When we see enemy we spit on dhem! You must have Ebola to know de whey. Anything to protect de queen. This is why everyone in Uganda knows Kung fu!

  48. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

    Why should people be forced to send perfectly usable hardware to a landfill simply because it's not the latest shiny thing on the market?

    This is a bit of an overreaction. No one is forced to send usable hardware to a landfill. No one at Microsoft intentionally ruined any machines, they just have a bug somewhere and, more important, an inadequate testing system.

    Please don't make a software bug into a conspiracy.

  49. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    Cuba is not a good example of "no free market"

    Because the US doesn't allow trade with Cuba, so as a US citizen you are not allowed to access that market.

  50. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by rogoshen1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    no, but they do come with a pack of about 30 refugees looking for women to molest.

  51. Yes, there is still a Safe Mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    However, if you can't boot Windows in the first place, you're SOL getting to it because since Windows 8 the F8-when-starting-boot thing doesn't work any more. It's possible to reenable it, though. I do this after every Windows 10 "feature update" - because those are essentially service packs/new operating systems, they wipe out many customizations.

    Best description I've seen lately for the process: https://www.tenforums.com/tutorials/22455-enable-disable-f8-advanced-boot-options-windows-10-a.html

    In addition to this, you need to set up a local (not MS Account) administrator account with a password; that's usually the only way you're going to get into Safe Mode. Even using Safe Mode with Networking, I've had no success logging in with an MS-linked account set up to use a PIN. Remember that password!

  52. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck would you tell him to go into the registry to export a key and then tell him to copy your text into a new reg file and import that? He could just delete the key while he is already there in the registry editor exporting the key.

    You millennials are really not tech-savvy, are you?

  53. The cure is worse than the disease by GerryGilmore · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I tried - despite down-mods - to warn everyone here that over-reacting to this issue would be a big problem, but nnnnnoooooo. We all had to jump on the Panic Train before it got too crowded. To address a vulnerability that A) requires you to be running malware anyway (specific to Meltdown) and B) is excruciatingly difficult to make work (it took over 20 YEARS to find it!!) and C) is lost in the swarm of thousands of known, easy-to-implement malware, people are ready to brick their systems, suffer XX% performance loss and God knows what next just shows that all sense of perspective has been lost to hype and hysteria. Sad!(TM)

    1. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by Guyle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Once a vulnerability is known, if the vulnerability is somehow exploited, and a party is successfully hacked, then the victim becomes liable for whatever resulted from the attack. So yes, now that this is public and those individuals whose moral compasses are pointing south are most likely working to exploit it before patches become widespread, I would feel a sense of urgency about patching my shit. I wouldn't want my company being the first headline of a successful hack and then deal with the aftermath of lawsuits. Whatever probability of likelihood that exists concerning whether a hack will 1) ever happen and 2) what scope of penetration it will allow doesn't matter when it's your ass on the line. That being said, you waving your "I said so!" flag doesn't exactly help anything, either. Has this been overhyped? Probably. Is it still a serious issue? Most definitely. You make it seem like a bug in an update affecting specific systems (and a very small percentage of the market share of desktop PCs, I would add) is a travesty, whereas it's a mistake. Microsoft (like everyone else) makes mistakes. They have a long history of it. They will figure it out and fix it. I would recommend you chill out, have a beer, and let the professionals do their jobs.

    2. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "requires you to be running malware anyway" you meant "requires you to be browsing the web" then yes, you were correct.

    3. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by GerryGilmore · · Score: 2

      Congratulations on a well-reasoned response - too rare on /. these days... Specific to Meltdown (what really requires kernel patches that do affect performance), after having read all of the papers, I cannot imagine a scenario whereby malware (which - Yes! - does need to be running on the system) would be written to use such a bizarre technique when a simple PE would allow me to access, say, /proc/kcore much more easily....

    4. Re: The cure is worse than the disease by Guyle · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct. Much easier exploits to chase after, and to lose sight of those would also spell disaster for any enterprise. But, any decent enterprise should be on top of the known biggies these days, so naturally their focus should be on Meltdown and Spectre. By the way, sorry for the snarkiness, reading it again I realize I went a bit over the top.

    5. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, meltdown is trivial to implement, and now everyone knows how.

    6. Re: The cure is worse than the disease by GerryGilmore · · Score: 1

      You're 5-digit, mate - you get a pass. :-)

    7. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by HiThere · · Score: 1

      My understanding was that while home users probably didn't have anything to worry about from this, those running services in the cloud definitely did. And those services are probably already patched against the easier exploits. But if they don't patch against this, someone will take an unreported zero-day, blend it with meltdown, and build a password stealing trojan that is invisible to current approaches. You'd never know that all the passwords had been lifted, so you wouldn't change them. And this would include things like the records from insurance companies, hospitals, financial services, etc.

      Therefore it's important to patch those services quickly. Or transparency would take on a whole new meaning.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    8. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      no, haven't noticed any difference on several machines at home and work I've patched.

      so world isn't ending.

      Problem AMD's won't be "bricked', you can go into windows repair and uninstall.patch

      check windows drive is mapped in repair mode, drive should map to windows directory like c:\windows\system32

      dir d:

      dism /image:d:\ /remove-package /packagename:Package_for_RollupFix~31bf3856ad364e35~amd64~~7601.24002.1.4 /norestart

      should output processing 1 of 1 with progress bar

      see, world not ended at all

    9. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      When you say it requires malware to be running on the system, that implies to me that the system needs to be owned by a rootkit or something near to that in severity. But what I heard about the vulnerability is that the malware needn't be anything more than, for example, a piece of JavaScript that gets loaded by your web browser. JS that, normally, would be sandboxed so that it can't read all of the browser's memory. Much less the memory of other user processes, much less kernel memory. Is this true or is it not?

      And yes, technically when you view a web page with JS you are executing that code on your machine. But it's quite a different attack vector than having to download and run a discrete executable file with user privileges, which is what your wording makes it sound like.

    10. Re:The cure is worse than the disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why *not* get on the panic train?

      Spectre enables any web page in the world, through any browser, to read all user-space memory, in-process and out-of-process. The original Spectre paper shows sample code for this, and it even works despite efforts in Chrome and Firefox to make precision timing less accurate.

      Spectre and Meltdown present an especially high risk for virtual hosting and cloud services, because third-party arbitrary code can run for long periods of time on the same machines running other customer VMs/applications, thus getting ample time to extract data from unsuspecting computer-mates.

      These are the reasons people need to react urgently. As long as these flaws persist, all promises of "sandboxing" and "process isolation" are gone, which basically makes all other security measures (like user permissions, kernel/user separation, process address spaces) useless.

      If you are visiting a banking site, and your browser has a second tab with a banner advertisement supplied by an unscrupulous party, game over! The panic and rush to fix these problems seems absolutely justified.

  54. Bricking? by Dawn+Keyhotie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Kids these days don't even know what it means to brick a device.

    Here's a hint: A bricked device might as well be a brick. It is unusable for its original purpose, forever.

    This incident is nothing more than a fubared update patch. The device (computer) can easily be made useful again by reinstalling the OS, or even waiting for Microsoft to issue a fix. It is certainly not bricked in any sense. Although you might be tempted to throw a brick at it.

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    "The only good windmill is a tilted windmill."
  55. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by ChoGGi · · Score: 1

    People have their processes, although going into services.msc and disabling the update service there would be the safer bet (like if there's an update to update the update service).

  56. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by msauve · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "No one at Microsoft intentionally ruined any machines, "

    If you think that's true, explain Windows 10.

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    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
  57. Meldown,Spectre-xBox360 style. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://randomascii.wordpress.com/2018/01/07/finding-a-cpu-design-bug-in-the-xbox-360/

    A quick email to IBM confirmed my suspicion about a subtle internal CPU detail that I had never thought about before. And it’s the same culprit behind Meltdown and Spectre.

  58. Even non-solid state cap boards can last forever.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just need to be willing to shut them down once every 2-5 years, desolder a bunch of two prong through hole caps, buy some new ones, solder back in, and go.

    Most of the hardware since the 60s-70s, so long as the caps going south didn't blow up something else, are fully capable of being revived with only the caps being replaced, or in some cases resistors or fuses as well. Very rarely you get a chip that either wasn't manufactured well, or had an electrical surge blow it up, but those are exceedingly rare, and as hackaday has show, even then you might be able to replace them with some newer logic to emulate or at least bypass the older part's functionality.

  59. Yup, used system restore. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    We've already seen compatibility issues with some antivirus tools, and now some AMD users are reporting that the KB4056892 patch is rendering their computer unusable. A further issue -- error 0x800f0845 -- means that it is not possible to perform a rollback.

    I got a BSOD on my old AMD Athlon 64 3500+ system running Windows 7 Ultimate after applying the 2018-01 Security Monthly Quality Rollup for Windows 7 for x64-based Systems (KB4056894), but was able to recover using System Restore.

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    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  60. Glad I stopped accepting MSFT patches when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Glad I stopped accepting MSFT patches when they tried to change the EULA to force Win10 on everyone.

    Other side effects:
    * ZERO downtime from forced patches
    * Zero issues with Windows Media Center
    * Zero issues with my video editing tool, which hasn't been touched/patched in about 3 yrs either.
    * Able to highly restrict internet access to all Windows systems.
    I sleep better too. Seriously.

  61. MS's version of Agile by ITRambo · · Score: 2

    3 1/2 years ago MS announced their intention to use Windows 10 Home and Pro users as the final line of QA, before the Enterprise version gets updated. The reason given was that Enterprise users pay a lot more and are their key customers. The only reason Microsoft might miss consumers, should they leave Windows in droves, would be the loss of the free QA work. Linux is a better alternative for many consumers. Mint is great. Chromebooks are ideal for the elderly that only want to check email and do Facebook. Everything else is available online. Windows is no longer needed by consumers. Typed on my Windows 10 workstation.

  62. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    This is a bit of an overreaction.

    First of all I was responding to the poster that stated that "AM2+ was rather old hardware and even Intel has drives issues with hardware this old". Implying that they shouldn't have to worry about this. But if Microsoft originally cleared these computers to be Win10 compatible, it's pretty shitty to just drop support.

    Perhaps. It depends on if they fix the issue, doesn't it? To be fair, the title is also a bit of an over reaction. This update isn't bricking the system. It's still possible to (re)install an OS.

    No one is forced to send usable hardware to a landfill.

    If the users are running Windows 10 and have no control over updates, then their options are somewhat limited. They can reinstall Windows 10 and hope that a clean install will work, install another OS, use the computer for a doorstop, or throw it away. But anyway you look at it, users who are affected by this are being forced into a pain in the ass situation.

    No one at Microsoft intentionally ruined any machines, they just have a bug somewhere and, more important, an inadequate testing system.

    It doesn't matter if they did it intentionally or through incompetence. They are still causing the issue.

    Please don't make a software bug into a conspiracy.

    I never said there was. I'm just tired of being told that something is obsolete and I should go buy a new one when the item I have works perfectly fine for my needs. As this kind of crap becomes more acceptable, how long will it be until it happens with other things. I'll be pretty pissed when my refrigerator suddenly stops working because of a bad update. Not that I put appliances with this capability on the internet. Won't it be nice when your car refuses to start in the morning after a forced overnight update? Or even better when you're visiting relatives that are hundreds of miles from where you live.

  63. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    That's more about trade policy (or lack of) than general economic system. I agree trade is a factor, but not the only factor to consider here. If another country refuses to trade with you, then whether you have a capitalist system, socialistic system, or something in-between, it probably won't change trade policy. But it will probably hamper your economy in many ways.

  64. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    You mean they'll become Fox anchors? ;-P

  65. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

    well played =D

  66. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

    Yeh, and all those CHINESE designers had nothing to do with it
    Ooops

  67. A New Take On ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "DOS isn't done 'til Lotus won't run". Does MS have an exclusive deal with Intel?

  68. Is it bricking the PC hardware, or just Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I only use Windows for games, so if the OS gets "bricked" I don't really care.

    If the Windows patch causes corruption of the bios, or "real" damage by over-heating the hardware then I just won't start Windows.

  69. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Job security.

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    "Nine times out of ten, starting a fire is not the best way to solve the problem." - my wife
  70. Dear Hardware Guy by n329619 · · Score: 1

    Just to let you know there's a hard(ware) brick and a soft(ware) brick.

    soft brick = bootloop, software error, recoverable without professional repair
    hard brick = cannot boot, not recoverable, it's basically a paper weight
    what-difference-between-hard-soft-brick

    1. Re:Dear Hardware Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No such thing as a "soft brick". That was something the tech illiterate morons like you came up with when they got called out for using the term "bricked" incorrectly.

  71. ~Re:why no rollback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you tried blowing your dad?

  72. Re: my amd 1800x in linux locks up occasionally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its only started happening since I updated Saturday morning, If I boot from a kernel from just before xmas there's no problem

  73. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I should have been more clear. I'm assuming (and I think it's a very safe assumption) that Microsoft will fix the issue and restore support in short order. If that does not come to pass, then I will gracefully concede the entire point.

    But anyway you look at it, users who are affected by this are being forced into a pain in the ass situation.

    Yes. But that would be just as true if Microsoft corrupted the OS of newer machines as well. The PITA situation is that there is a machine-wrecking bug.

    It doesn't matter if they did it intentionally or through incompetence. They are still causing the issue.

    Sure. They caused the issue. I assume they will fix it forthwith.

    And, at least to me, it matters that they caused the issue while fixing a critical time-sensitive issue of global proportion. If they had incompetently broken your machine while installing a new Solitaire, we'd be having a different conversation.

    being told that something is obsolete and I should go buy a new one

    Which is just not what is happening here. The hardware is old, Microsoft regrettably missed testing it in a fairly catastrophic way and they will fix it. No one needs to suggest you buy a new computer over it.

  74. Re: my amd 1800x in linux locks up occasionally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, it's probably wayland, imho

  75. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by toddestan · · Score: 1

    I've seen Windows 10 install on Core 2 Duo machines, and everything worked without a hitch, and that's pretty much concurrent with Socket AM2+. And Windows 7 dates back to the Socket AM2+ era (well, Socket AM3 was out, but only a few months old).

    With that said, the Socket AM2/AM2+ systems I had from back then were recycled a while ago after I got tired of dealing with the exceptionally shitty nVidia chipsets they had.

  76. Re:Is it bricking the PC hardware, or just Windows by arbiter1 · · Score: 1

    What it sounds like it just bricks windows install. Part of issue of not roll back is due to no restore point was created. I could miss read things on that but that is what it sounds like to me, so just create a restore point say Now probably won't be a problem.

  77. Re:bug said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the missing water in your washing machine.

    slashrio

  78. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, because that changes the fact that they were designed in Israel...

    You're a fucking moron. Kill yourself.

  79. Real bricking or idiot bricking? by gweihir · · Score: 1

    The second one would be the one where you just can restore a backup. Of course, idiots do not have backups, but sane people do.

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  80. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    design != manufacturing

    fuckstain

  81. Microsoft blames AMD by gaspyy · · Score: 1

    “Microsoft has reports of customers with some AMD devices getting into an unbootable state after installing recent Windows operating system security updates. After investigating, Microsoft has determined that some AMD chipsets do not conform to the documentation previously provided to Microsoft to develop the Windows operating system mitigations to protect against the chipset vulnerabilities known as Spectre and Meltdown.”

  82. So no rollback, but can you do an update install? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    So the bug kills the possibility of a rollback. Can you just use a W10 installation medium and do an update install over the bricked installation? Usually, this works without messing up the rest of the system too much.

  83. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by sound+vision · · Score: 1

    There's a whole lot of bad intentions behind Windows 10, but ruining your machine isn't one of them.

  84. I'm ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm very, very far from an expert with an occasionally shaky memory, but my recollection is that Meltdown and Spectre don't affect AMD chips. If so, why doesn't -- or can't -- MS's patch tell the difference and in certain cases don't install?

  85. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by higuita · · Score: 1

    Why should people be forced to send perfectly usable hardware to a landfill simply because it's not the latest shiny thing on the market?

    just use linux, you can use the PC for many years!

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    Higuita
  86. Re: Cuba [Re:The wonders of the free market] by kenh · · Score: 1

    Like Lauer, Rose, Conyers, Franken, etc. ?

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    Ken
  87. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by nctritech · · Score: 1

    Wow, what an asshole you are. Maybe if you used your brain instead of your "insert dickbag remarks here" key on your keyboard you'd actually understand what's going on. Windows 10 has re-enabled the Windows Update service and updated and rebooted overnight on me several times despite going back into services.msc and disabling it every time so I can control when I do my updates. If they export the wuauserv key to one reg file and make another reg file with my text above, they now have an "on" and "off" switch for the service that effectively blocks Windows 10's automatic re-enabling of wuauserv.

    So, you fucking simpleton who has nothing better to do than pretend you know more than everyone else, there is both a technical issue and a functional solution presented that you were too stupid or stubborn to understand, so you lashed out like an overwhelmed child which really accomplished a lot. Congratulations, you're a low-skill moron with severe Dunning-Kruger problems. At least you posted as AC so no one knows who you are and you can go sulk in a corner without being disturbed.

  88. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by nctritech · · Score: 1

    Windows 10 re-enables wuauserv behind your back. It has happened to me on multiple systems numerous times. The only solution is to delete it so there's nothing there to re-enable, but deleting it without backing it up makes it impossible to get updates when you actually want them. I disabled it in services.msc many, many times only to find my computer rebooted and more than one overnight 4K video renders interrupted and output destroyed and time wasted because of this crap.

    I don't recommend the reg-based on/off switch willy-nilly. It is an aggressive workaround to block a hostile override tactic by Microsoft.

  89. MIcroSoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are MicroSoft. We been putting out fires with gasoline since 1975!

  90. Re:AM2+ cpus are quite old even intel system from by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut the fuck up and go back to Facebook, you clueless little shit.

  91. Any compensation ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that could be forced to pay would still be cheaper than re-hiring their QA teams.

    It's a win for Microsoft shareholders.

  92. AMD FX hex-core hard lock by p0larity · · Score: 1

    I've noticed my AMD FX hex-core desktop at home hard locking but I got it second hand from a friend. Still not really sure if it's just in need of some adjustment. The CPU itself runs cool as a cucumber.

    Hard-locking only started happening after the update but that may be a co-incidence.

    It happened once when my cat for some reason decided it was a smart idea to chace something between the case and the wall and wobbled the whole thing by jumping up on top of it.

    I don't use spinning-magneto-rust anymore but maybe a cable is loose. :)

  93. This affects AMD A6-4400M as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Spectre patch makes my AMD A6-4400M to freeze when browsing Internet or playing videos. Not unbootable, but unusable anyway.

    Microsoft did not block the update from my system.

  94. Bricked as in Bricked - Confirmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello,

    I can confirm that I have experienced my first laptop which you could basically say is bricked if you were a Windows 10 user.
    Received a HP laptop which had Windows 7 installation on it.
    Performed system restore, could not revert back. Noticed that it had performed an update right before it failed.
    Bluescreen message was 0x04, no text.
    Processor is: 2.20 GHz AMD Turion X2 Dual-Core Mobile Processor RM-75

    As Windows 7 is end of life, upgraded computer to Windows 10.
    Everything is performing smoothly until the second round of Windows updates.
    Then this update gets pushed down the pipe:
    January 9, 2018—KB4056895 (Monthly Rollup)

    Upon restart of the computer you see the wonderful wheel spin for a moment while Microsoft's Logo stands triumphantly overhead...... .... and proceeds to remain there for all eternity - or until you power the system down.

    Every time you OSRI, the exact same thing happens.
    Because you cannot disable the update from occurring and even though Microsoft has stated that it has suspended this update - it is still being pushed out.
    Technically, this would be considered "bricked" as most users would not know how to get out of this situation and you cannot get into the reset your computer area because the system crashes before that option becomes available.

    Infinite Microsoft logic:
    - removing the ability to select what updates you want
    - removing the F8 command to allow a user to go into a diagnostic mode.