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The Mutant All-Female Crayfish, Which Reproduces by Cloning Itself, Is Filling Europe at Alarming Speed (atlasobscura.com)

The marbled crayfish looks much like any other freshwater crustacean. It has two claws, ten legs, and an attractive blue-brown marbled shell. Yet this six-inch creature, found in streams and lakes around the world, is far more sinister than you might expect. From a report: Its new scientific name gives a few clues: Procambarus virginalis. Every marbled crayfish, known as a marmorkreb in German, is female -- and they reproduce by cloning themselves. Frank Lyko, a biologist at the German Cancer Research Center, first heard about the marbled crayfish from a hobbyist aquarium owner, who picked up some "Texas crayfish" at a pet shop in 1995. They were strikingly large, and they laid enormous batches of eggs -- hundreds, in a single go. Soon, the New York Times reports, the hobbyist was beset with so many crayfish he was giving them away to his friends. And soon after that, marmorkrebs were showing up in pet stores upon Europe.

There was something very strange about these crayfish. They were all female, and they all laid hundreds of eggs without mating. These eggs, in turn, hatched into hundreds more females -- with each one growing up fully able to reproduce by herself. In 2003, scientists sequenced their DNA and confirmed what many owners already believed to be the case: Each baby crayfish was a clone of its mother, and they were filling Europe's fishtanks at alarming speed. Just 25 years ago, the marbled crayfish did not exist at all. Now, they can be found in the wild by the millions in Germany, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Croatia, the Ukraine, Japan, and Madagascar.

279 comments

  1. life by thomn8r · · Score: 4, Interesting

    uh, uh, finds a way...

    1. Re:life by o'reor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait. They're all clones, right ? I bet a single virus could wipe them all.

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    2. Re:life by Baron_Yam · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, but unless we manufacture one, it's impossible to predict when Nature will get around to the job.

      Which makes these guys (err... gals) an unstable invasive species. They may roll in, take over, settle into a niche... and then die out due to disease, causing a second major disruption when they do.

    3. Re:life by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait. They're all clones, right ?

      I bet a single virus could wipe them all.

      It means they're more susceptible to all being wiped out by a virus; but, clones aren't necessarily 100% identical though. Mutations still happen. We're all descended from organisms that "cloned" themselves after, all. An isolated individual that wasn't hit by the virus could quickly repopulate.

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    4. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention they are spread out very far and wide too, so even if they became susceptible to a virus, that virus would have to spread to all corners of the world to wipe them out. and as you said, some could be mutated and survive and be resistant to that virus.

    5. Re:life by quantaman · · Score: 1

      Wait. They're all clones, right ?

      I bet a single virus could wipe them all.

      How do you deploy a single virus to every crayfish?

      And they're "clones", but like a virus they're still undergoing their own slow asexual evolution. The virus needs at least some broad targeting to get most of the population. But once you make it more general you now have to deal with other complications like the virus mutating into something more harmful that harms other species, or something less harmful and not killing the crayfish at all.

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    6. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of how there are some species of weeds which reproduce via apomixis (natural plant cloning, basically) and despite their genetic uniformity they still manage to be very successful species, which is to say, they are harmful agricultural & ecological pests. The difference between theory and practice is that in theory they're the same but in practice they're not.

    7. Re:life by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      that virus would have to spread to all corners of the world to wipe them out.

      The obvious solution would be for humans to help the virus spread.

      You can even wage biological warfare in your own garden:
      1. Gather up bugs that are causing problems, and put them in a jar.
      2. Let the jar sit for a day or two until endemic disease spreads among the over crowded bugs
      3. Dump the dead and dying bugs in a blender.
      4. Spray your garden with the disease infested blend.
      5. Watch many more bugs die.

    8. Re: life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you ever offer to make me a milkshake in the bug bioweapon blender, remind me to say no.

    9. Re:life by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      like a virus they're still undergoing their own slow asexual evolution.

      They started asexual reproduction from a single female in 1995. Only 23 years is not enough time for significant genetic variation to arise from random mutations. It is highly unlikely that there will be much variation in their resistance to a virus.

    10. Re:life by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      uh, uh, finds a way...

      You jest, but in a state filled with only steers and queers the female crayfish adapted to be strong and independent.

    11. Re:life by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      like a virus they're still undergoing their own slow asexual evolution.

      They started asexual reproduction from a single female in 1995. Only 23 years is not enough time for significant genetic variation to arise from random mutations. It is highly unlikely that there will be much variation in their resistance to a virus.

      Depends on the lifespan, which I don't care enough to look up.

    12. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you understand how adaptation works, which is natural selection. Then this could hit them.

      For example this variety is very susceptible to cold climate.
      The temperatures in one region are colder. They all do not adapt due to no variety so the ones that would have been born more adapted to the cold temperatures are simply clones and they all have the same susceptibility.

      A second example, a particular predator likes to eat them and in different environments there is different majority color which for example make darker ones more likely to survive to breading age. Instead there are no darker ones, they do not adapt and the predators get very very fat.

      Despite what the text book says these examples are not evolution but the exact opposite. Evolution would require new information to be entered into the DNA. The opposite (natural selection) uses information in the DNA and narrows it (throws some away) to create new varieties of a species.
      Since evolution is a myth I suspect that these things are Genetically engineered, the improbability of a mutation causing an advantage is so small as to basically not exist and for several to happen at once is totally impossible.
      Changes seem to be
      1. All eggs produce females
      2. No need to male to reproduce
      probably a few others also.
      Anyway who thinks this kind of stuff just happens by accident probably also thinks that cars suddenly evolve on their own to run on diesel when petrol is low.
      There is some GE involved here and not a random mutation. Perhaps someone else can site a random mutation that is of this magnitude but I cannot.

      A random mutation to be clearer would be the same as changing a few bytes in the copy of a an exe. Now if that did happen, can anyone who programs actually believe that this could make things work better? It will not happen.

    13. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they tasty? Is it profitable to catch them? The vast need to feed an ever-growing human population finds a way.

    14. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how quickly they can produce a batch of eggs. If they can only lay eggs once a year that's far slower than say once a month. More births=more opportunity for evolutionary leaps.

    15. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. They're all clones, right ?

      I bet a single virus could wipe them all.

      Or introduce diving beetles-they'll crawl inside & strip outward to the shell.

    16. Re: life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much time do you suppose it took for that one female to be born with the asexual reproduction capability? Let's see she already had the genes when she was in the egg. How long to lay the egg? Minutes ?

    17. Re: life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is a myth? Life is like an exe? Yeah you're confused.

      It's like the myth of the overnight wall street success - when you read the story you might think it just happened. Usually it's a long time in the making AND you don't hear about the ones that fail before making the news. How many bad eggs were laid before that one? We don't know.

    18. Re:life by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      That's a good point.

      Humans average 67 mutations per generation.
      Every single human is a mutant.

      And then we also have sexual selection.

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    19. Re:life by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      This isn't really news. We've known about the marbled crayfish for several decades. First of all, their life span is only 3 years and it's likely that they are some other life form's food source. If there were going to be an overpopulation issue of some kind which TFA doesn't mention, this problem would have already occurred and biologists would already be aware. Spin spin spin. The article is interesting in terms of introducing one to this very interesting crustacean but the FUD I could do without.

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    20. Re:life by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      Wait. They're all clones, right ?

      They aren't clones really. They reproduce by asexual reproduction like many other forms of life already do.

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    21. Re:life by zifn4b · · Score: 1

      But they are genetically identical to their parent, barring mutation. The process might not be called cloning but the end result is the same, no?

      If this site is supposedly still News for Nerds and the topic is Biology, we should be talking in formal Biology terms. And honestly, asexual reproduction isn't terribly advanced. You learn about it in elementary school. Surely slashdot can handle subject matter of that educational level right?

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    22. Re:life by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      So, they're identical to each other, "unstable" and "invade" other creatures' patch by "rolling in and taking over"?

      I think we've just found... The Cray Twins.

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    23. Re:life by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      like a virus they're still undergoing their own slow asexual evolution.

      They started asexual reproduction from a single female in 1995. Only 23 years is not enough time for significant genetic variation to arise from random mutations. It is highly unlikely that there will be much variation in their resistance to a virus.

      Depends on the lifespan, which I don't care enough to look up.

      I've never kept Marmokrebs, but I've bred dwarf crayfish many years ago. If I recall correctly, they can start producing young at about 4 months of age. They can produce maybe 30 or 40 eggs every other time they shed their exoskeleton- so every few months. You can have a couple of generations a year. So 23 years is about 69 generations. One crayfish can produce hundreds of offspring in a year in ideal circumstance- and her offspring can even produce offspring in that same year.

      People should note that marmokrebs are not large lobster like creatures... they're pretty small crayfish, your cocktail shrimp are probably larger than these gals, they can produce LOTS of young and live in fairly dense numbers (dwarf crayfish don't tend to canibalise each other like larger crayfish do, so you don't have them keeping their numbers down by eating each other- only other predators can keep their numbers down). They also have no trouble finding food because they are omnivores and can even find food in detritus. They eat anything and everything just about. (including fish eggs- so they will eat the competition's eggs to get even more food).

      A small stream could potentially have many thousand of these critters in them. spread that amongst many-many streams you have many many little crayfish lives each birth is a chance for new mutation.

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    24. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several decades is two, now? That's a couple, not several.

    25. Re:life by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The interesting implication of this article is an easy-to-farm lobster like protien.

      Fakester......there's got to be a way to make money off of that.

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    26. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're all descended from organisms that "cloned" themselves after, all. An isolated individual that wasn't hit by the virus could quickly repopulate.

      that is a little bit of an oversimplification, all animals are derived from asexually reproducing organisms but most individual species are not. There are some species that do, like I believe that there is a lizard in the mojave that does and is highly endangered due to disease and some fish that do, and flies are close in that the female only requires a single mating and retains the chromosomes for it's life but as far as complex organisms go, no specific line was derived from a cloning process and then evolved gender specific mating.

    27. Re:life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been culturing and studying these creatures for roughly 6 years. They definitely mutate.

    28. Re: life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloning is like in breeding.

  2. Time for a boil by Higaran · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Grab a really big pot, and some seasoning, I'm hungry.

    1. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gumbo is the solution.

    2. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is what I was thinking. Sounds like a solution to overfishing to me.

    3. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Good* gumbo is a colloidal suspension...

    4. Re:Time for a boil by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Grab a really big pot, and some seasoning, I'm hungry.

      You won't get much meat off a marmokreb. The work to meat ratio is pretty low.

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    5. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You won't get much meat off a marmokreb. The work to meat ratio is pretty low.

      You're obviously not Cajun =)

    6. Re:Time for a boil by Saithe · · Score: 1

      That's why you eat a whole bunch of them, with schnaps of course.

    7. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yes. Get dem Cajun boy n girl up there and they'll fix that whole pesky "over population" thing. And that'd be some good boil.

    8. Re:Time for a boil by butchersong · · Score: 1

      Yep. I was reading this article and thinking about introducing these into one of my land locked ponds.

    9. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. I was reading this article and thinking about introducing these into one of my land locked ponds.

      Oh your ponds are "land locked". Then it's all cool and stuff. Breed away!

      That's not the beginning of every single pandemic/environmental/zombie/alien movie ever ever in the history of ever.

    10. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Germans are used to Crangon crangon shrimps. These marbled crayfish are huge in comparison.

    11. Re:Time for a boil by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Informative

      You won't get much meat off a marmokreb. The work to meat ratio is pretty low.

      After cooking (in the boil)...
      Twist it in half to separate the tail from the body (thorax). Hold the tail to your mouth, suck and squeeze the tail. Repeat for body. Discard rest.

      They also can be mechanically separated, as you can buy crawfish tail meat by the pound. Which go great as a substitute for lobster in many dishes and makes a very fine crawfish roll. They are related to lobsters, after all.

      Also, they're nice and sustainable so what everyone needs to do is just munch away.

    12. Re:Time for a boil by rbtthailand · · Score: 0

      Much like the wounded buffalo was watching this whilst in my condo pattaya

    13. Re: Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cray fish can travel miles over dry land and naturally burrow.

    14. Re:Time for a boil by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Informative

      You won't get much meat off a marmokreb. The work to meat ratio is pretty low.

      You've obviously never been to a crawfish boil down here in LA.

      I can knock out 10lbs of boiled crawfish so far it will make your head spin.

      I learned a powerful lesson in college here...if you can't eat them fast, you end up hungry.

      It takes me about 2-3 seconds to pop the tail, suck the head and slurp the tail meat out almost in one fluid motion.

      It isn't that hard if you know how to eat them...and they are properly boiled.

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    15. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "It takes me about 2-3 seconds to pop the tail, suck the head and slurp the tail meat out almost in one fluid motion."

      TMI, man.. : D

    16. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People are odd. A country can be awash with tasty "pest" animals and we'll bypass that just to pay top dollar for a steak of questionable quality from a supermarket.

      Local (Australian) examples: rabbits, kangaroos in many regions, redfin perch.
      European examples: these critters.

    17. Re:Time for a boil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grab a really big pot, and some seasoning, I'm hungry.

      You won't get much meat off a marmokreb. The work to meat ratio is pretty low.

      You have that backwards. A lot of work / a little meat would be a HIGH work-to-meat ratio.

      The meat-to-work ratio is pretty low, however.

    18. Re:Time for a boil by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      You won't get much meat off a marmokreb. The work to meat ratio is pretty low.

      After cooking (in the boil)...
      Twist it in half to separate the tail from the body (thorax). Hold the tail to your mouth, suck and squeeze the tail. Repeat for body. Discard rest.

      They also can be mechanically separated, as you can buy crawfish tail meat by the pound. Which go great as a substitute for lobster in many dishes and makes a very fine crawfish roll. They are related to lobsters, after all.

      Also, they're nice and sustainable so what everyone needs to do is just munch away.

      These guys are smaller than your average shrimp. It's really not worth the effort.

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    19. Re:Time for a boil by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Yep. I was reading this article and thinking about introducing these into one of my land locked ponds.

      Crayfish can, and do, climb out of water. Especially if it is damp out. Not very often, but occasionally they'll wander quite far... especially if it's very wet and rainy... they can live out of water for quite sometime as long as they stay damp.

      The main reason they might start leaving your pond is if food was low. A species that replicates as quickly as this and that (unlike other crayfish) can live in dense numbers is not ideal. They would relatively quickly eat everything and run low on food and start searching for other homes unless you had a lot of predators eating them.

      Also, crayfish can spread between landlocked ponds by other methods. These guys like to hang out in pond weed. A bird lands on your pond, gets a little pond weed wrapped around his foot. One marmokreb is stuck on the weed... bird flies to another pond... Now you have infected another pond.

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  3. Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    FYI: Madagascar and Japan are not in Europe.

  4. Invasive species by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just head on down to Louisiana and pick up a batch of Cajuns from the bayou and they will have those crayfish under control in no time. Don't bother bringing in snakes or gators to control the Cajuns though, they'll eat those too.

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    1. Re:Invasive species by magarity · · Score: 5, Funny

      Alternatively, tell the Chinese these crayfish cure erectile dysfunction, diabetes, cancer, and aging. They'll be wiped out in less time than they took to spread.

    2. Re:Invasive species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Careful! Nature might correct itself by sending hurricanes to take out the Cajuns.

    3. Re:Invasive species by hey! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually the Chinese eat crayfish for food. Procambarus clarkii, the Louisiana crawfish, is an invasive species in Chinese rice paddies, but many Chinese farmers welcome them as a secondary crop. They call it xiao long xia -- the little dragon shrimp. While it threatens native Chinese fisheries, it has considerable economic value.

      It so happens I'm half Chinese, half Cajun. There probably isn't an animal that creeps through the forest of swims in the water that's safe for me.

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    4. Re:Invasive species by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      Tell them for every 10,000 they catch, they get a free Sydney apartment, next 10,000 a Vancouver one and the final 10,000 one in both Melbourne and Auckland!

      Oh wait, they've already got those.

    5. Re:Invasive species by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      Be careful, introducing a species to control an invasive species can become a new invasive species. Today procambarus virginalis, tomorrow Homo sapiens nawlins

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    6. Re:Invasive species by DanDD · · Score: 1

      You meant safe from you, not safe for you, you coon ass chink ;-p

      Some Cajun-Asian fusion sounds mighty tasty!

      Actually the Chinese eat crayfish for food. Procambarus clarkii, the Louisiana crawfish, is an invasive species in Chinese rice paddies, but many Chinese farmers welcome them as a secondary crop. They call it xiao long xia -- the little dragon shrimp. While it threatens native Chinese fisheries, it has considerable economic value.

      It so happens I'm half Chinese, half Cajun. There probably isn't an animal that creeps through the forest of swims in the water that's safe for me.

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    7. Re:Invasive species by hey! · · Score: 2

      You know, Asian activists are sensitive about the automatic association of Asians with food, but when my family gets together we eat ourselves silly and talk about food.

      It gets worse too: I grew up in something that probably doesn't exist in the US anymore: an Italian immigrant neighborhood. I'm talking grannies who made paper-thin tortellini, families with an auxiliary basement kitchen (for cooking fish), late summer nights in back yards under a grape arbor hung with plastic Japanese lanterns, huge pots of garlicky marine snails on the gas burner and opera blaring on a cheap stereo.

      Picky WASP eaters have no idea what they're missing.

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    8. Re:Invasive species by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Picky WASP eaters

      sound like squeamish ossifrages.

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    9. Re:Invasive species by DanDD · · Score: 1

      hey! You brought a tear to my eye. I'm a Sicilian-Italian American. You described my Grandmother and her nieces and aunts perfectly. The few big family get-togethers that I got to experience are some of my most treasured memories.

      I grew up in a predominantly Mexican village, with a sizable Italian community. I thought tamales and lasagna were a match made in heaven, then my mother pulled me aside at a church potluck and informed me that I wasn't a Mexican and I should stop taking food from the wrong side of the room. That's one memory I do not cherish. Some things about the older generations just need to become memories.

      It took half a lifetime to discover that WASP food was slowly killing me. Lactose & gluten are no longer on my menu. If not for Asians & Mexicans, I'd starve to death. With a steady diet of rice, fish, Pho, beans & corn, it feels like I've turned the clock back at least a decade in terms of my energy and health.

      So please, embrace the food stereotypes. You've inherited a true blessing. The fusion of cultures, and especially their foods, will be our salvation.

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    10. Re:Invasive species by DanDD · · Score: 1

      We're not eating RSA encrypted food. Yet.

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    11. Re:Invasive species by ausekilis · · Score: 2

      How can you tell you're at a zoo in Louisiana?

      Next to the description of the animal is a recipe.

  5. Wait so Star Trek was wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't there supposed to be some sort of replicative fading where the telomeres or some such got shorter over time until the clones were not viable? You mean Star Trek lied to me?

    1. Re:Wait so Star Trek was wrong? by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

      And lobsters use telomerase to add telomere repeat sequences to their chromosomes after normal cell division. You can make viable clones for millions of generations this way.

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    2. Re:Wait so Star Trek was wrong? by freeze128 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's important to note that you shouldn't get your physics/medical/biological/legal advice from Star Trek.

    3. Re:Wait so Star Trek was wrong? by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

      I suppose this is referencing TNG s2e18 Up The Long Ladder, where a hightech society is in danger of extinction because it's composed entirely of clones which will eventually become nonviable. Acquiring more genetic material (I recall them tricking Riker) would just delay the problem. Even if their society returned to sexual reproduction, they didn't have enough of a gene pool. I mainly remember that episode for the comic relief of the rustic Irish colonists. The two groups having to get along for the benefit of both was a great bit of Trek idealism.

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  6. Could be an invasive species by Snotnose · · Score: 1

    Wonder how they taste?

  7. Sounds like a job for the... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Cajun Navy.

  8. Call in the Klingons by LuniticusTheSane · · Score: 1

    We have Tribbles.

    1. Re:Call in the Klingons by slew · · Score: 1

      We have Tribbles.

      Words of wisdom...

      The only thing that I can figure out is that they're born pregnant... which seems to be quite a timesaver.

      And, from my observations if seems they're bisexual, reproducing at will. And brother, have they got a lot of will.

      All we have to do is quit feeding them. We quit feeding them, they stop breeding!

  9. Easy solution by ilsaloving · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a quick, easy solution to this.

    How do they taste?

    1. Re:Easy solution by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Sadly that is part of the problem. In poorer countries they are breeding these for food.

    2. Re:Easy solution by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      There's a quick, easy solution to this.

      How do they taste?

      From what I understand like lobster.

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    3. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Breeding a species that reproduces asexually?

      Please elaborate.

      On second thought, don't.

    4. Re: Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably like other crayfish, a more tender and sweeter lobster. Stock up on Old Bay Seasoning and do your best.

    5. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word "breeding" in general simply refers to producing offspring. It can be used to refer to sexual propagation, but from the context that's obviously an incorrect interpretation (as you yourself have demonstrated).

    6. Re: Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is sad. Many people in these countries cannot afford lemon and butter. They have to eat the crayfish *yeeesh* naked.

    7. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put one in a 40-gallon tank. Keep it fed and reasonably happy, and a year later you'll have 200-300 in the tank.

    8. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's raising them, not breeding them.

    9. Re:Easy solution by Orne · · Score: 4, Informative

      When the colonists first came to the Americas, the coastal areas were overflowing with Lobsters, with stories of 100s washing up on the shore at a time. By the late 1700s, lobsters were considered "prison food", because there was so many of them. Lobsters begin to rot almost immediately when killed which is why they are cooked alive in the pot, and the shells horribly stink... in a culture without refrigeration and modern sanitation, these would quickly turn into a strong negative.

      After the US Civil war (1860s), canning was invented and cooked lobster would last for a long time. With the expansion of the railroads, the interior and west coast of the US began to demand canned lobster for its high-protein value. Then they realized that it tastes even better live, and with refrigeration, lobsters began to ship live all over the country. After that, the demand for lobsters skyrocketed, and we have the high prices we see today.

      Since the 1990s, apparently the Maine lobster crops have been booming, some say proportional to the rising sea temperatures, combined with sustainability policies restricting farming of female (only chicks that have not yet spawned, male or female, are allowed to be legally caught). Also, humans have overfished the cod stocks in the northeast, which have been known to eat lobster for food. By killing the predators, we've turned lobsters into the chickens of the sea.

    10. Re:Easy solution by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      No distinction or difference. A crawfish in a tank isn't going to be in danger of predators, so it will be free to eat and reproduce to its heart's content.

    11. Re:Easy solution by aliquis · · Score: 1

      There's a quick, easy solution to this.

      How do they taste?

      Because it's the tasty animals we're running out of ...

      That's why we have so few chickens, cows, pigs, ..

    12. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is backwards. Using an animal as a food source guarantees its prevalence, not the other way around.

    13. Re:Easy solution by dryeo · · Score: 1

      "tis a good example of successful marketing. From fertilizer/poor person food to gourmet food, mostly due to being able to ship it somewhere where it was unknown. Another example of successfully marketing a bug that most would never eat is escargot, put them on a menu in a fancy French restaurant and people are willing to pay out of the nose for poor persons food, namely those snails that infest the vineyards.

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    14. Re:Easy solution by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      This is backwards. Using an animal as a food source guarantees its prevalence, not the other way around.

      that's not really true at all.

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    15. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the cockroaches of the sea (or lake/river) that they really ARE already !

    16. Re:Easy solution by houghi · · Score: 2

      Was in Galicia, Spain in a restaurant known for its crab. The owner told that he remembers that they used to throw crab back, because it was considered not a nice thing to eat and there where better things.

      OTOH, rabbit is nice tasting, yet the Australians do not eat enough of them.

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    17. Re:Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done properly, they taste like butter and spices. Kinda like escargot.

    18. Re:Easy solution by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Except that it was more than marketing. The lobsters have high protein content which was hard to come by at the time.

    19. Re:Easy solution by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I'd say it is even more recent than that at least insofar as popularity goes. I'm from Nova Scotia, and I have an uncle who's father was a fisherman. So we're probably talking early 1900's here. My uncle has always refused to eat lobster, referring to it as "bait", as when he was a child he would have to bait his dad's hooks back on land and typically what was used was lobster. Lobster was a means to catch real fish.

      Anyway I don't discount your history, much of it makes sense. However in terms of volume and popularity I might attribute it to post WW2 scarcity of real fish, depletion of fish stocks using modernized large scale methods, and perhaps just simple marketing. As to hear my uncle tell it, lobster went from being something that was only used as bait or perhaps only the really destitute and poor might eat, to much sought after fine dining in the span of only 50-75 years.

    20. Re:Easy solution by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Preferentially select the most desirable mutants to spawn the next generation. No two clones are identical, DNA transcription isn't accurate enough for that. We "breed" plenty of plants via cuttings as well - how else do you suppose seedless grapes, watermelons, etc. are bred?.

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    21. Re:Easy solution by Immerman · · Score: 1

      How many non-farmed cows do you see in the world?

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    22. Re:Easy solution by dryeo · · Score: 1

      It was still marketing to change them from the food of the poor, slaves, prisoners and indentured servants. Being nutritious just helped.

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    23. Re:Easy solution by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      Yes, there was marketing involved. No matter how good your product, you still have to market and sell it. (This is surprising only to somebody who has taken a product to market). But this is distinguished from things that are pure marketing (pet rocks, Beats headphones, bottled water) versus things that provide tangible incremental value. In the end peoples protein intake doubled. The value was in the product not the marketing.

  10. We're headed for a really bad global food shortage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nevermind, strike that.

  11. I, for one, welcome our new crayfish overlords. by MrSavage · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new crayfish overlords.

    1. Re:I, for one, welcome our new crayfish overlords. by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new crayfish overlords.

      Meh, they're bottom of the barrel crayfish. Most other crayfish species would eat them. The only reason they're taking over in Europe is there aren't many other crayfish species there.

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    2. Re:I, for one, welcome our new crayfish overlords. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have not found this to be true. I have been studying them for 6 years and they have torn apart every other crayfish species I have introduced to them except one. They also have no problem killing each other, but mothers do protect their young for several weeks. I was initially interested in studying rusty crayfish as they are invasive where I am. I received a single marmorkreb by accident, threw it in the tank, and it quickly ate everything. They do a great job of cleaning aquariums which is possibly why people like to keep them. I had no idea people kept these things in such large numbers until seeing this article. They appear to me to be quite aggressive. If you take away hiding places, they will hunt and kill fish. They get big fast. They don't taste nearly as good as Louisiana crawfish, but they are edible. They can survive the worst water conditions of any crayfish I have seen. I have concerns about them being in the wild. They reproduce rapidly and frequently and will leave the water on occasion when populations get too high.

  12. This sounds like the work of Cyrano Jones! by mamono · · Score: 2

    The trouble with marbled crayfish....

  13. Sinister? Hah!! by Nutria · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the first sign of the matriarchal utopia...

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  14. Kinda freakish by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Where did this thing come from? It's kind of freaky that it's population is growing so quickly and exponentially. I wonder what kinds of havoc it is wrecking on local ecosystems. Was this thing man made?

    1. Re:Kinda freakish by edtice1559 · · Score: 4, Informative

      https://www.nature.com/article... Nobody knows. Best hypothesis is that it was a lucky mutation.

    2. Re:Kinda freakish by Cramer · · Score: 1

      I'd love to fuel the conspiracy of "lab escape", but it's far more likely to be a simple random mutation.

      The rapid population growth is mostly due to humans scattering them across the global. (i.e. farmers throwing them in their rice fields as a source of food.)

  15. sinister? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    I had no idea that crawfish are left-handed

  16. Cheap protein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what I was thinking. Sounds like a solution to overfishing to me.

    Yeah. Cheap fast growing protein - just what an over populated World needs.

  17. Imagine if humans became like that by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Funny

    a feminist's wet dream, a world without male privilege where everyone is equal (because everyone is female and identical clones)

    1. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a feminist's wet dream, a world without male privilege where everyone is equal (because everyone is female and identical clones)

      So long as they do their dreaming while making me a sandwich I don't see the problem.

    2. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      a feminist's wet dream, a world without male privilege where everyone is equal (because everyone is female and identical clones)

      And even then some will be more equal than others..

    3. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Krishnoid · · Score: 2

      And if your imagination isn't firing on all cylinders today, you can also read the book.

    4. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by timmee · · Score: 1

      I remember reading that short story many years ago. I also remember thinking, why do these dudes have to be total a-holes? And why did they have to die (other than they were a-holes)? A lot of nice dudes (yes, we exist!) would roll with the situation (don't tell me that not one of the all-fem society wouldn't be curious and want to try out a dude). A really cool premise with a crappy ending that painted all men as turds. :( It could have been redeemed if there was one cool, nice guy who got to live.

    5. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one, always fun to shift the narrative that to women want the same type [in]equality men do, classic mansplaining! #MAGA!

    6. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Funny

      a feminist's wet dream, a world without male privilege where everyone is equal (because everyone is female and identical clones)

      But who would they blame for everything???

    7. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Funny

      But who would they blame for everything???

      Russians.

    8. Re: Imagine if humans became like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hint: anyone that keeps saying "nice guy", uses the phrase for himself, pulls the "not all men!" Shit, and things like "surely at least some of the women would be curious" isn't a nice guy

    9. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by sad_ · · Score: 1

      canada?
      it isn't even a real country anyway.

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    10. Re: Imagine if humans became like that by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Hint: anyone that keeps saying "nice guy", uses the phrase for himself, pulls the "not all men!"

      You've lost me here. Are you suggesting that all men are identical?

    11. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I suppose that dreams about water creatures ought to be at least somewhat wet .

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    12. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>> feminist's wet dream
      >> wet dream
      > Go sit in a corner and have a think about your life.

      If it is your intention to imply this isn't possible, may I suggest that you have a candid conversation with a sexually mature female of our species?

      I would caution that any correlations between this phenomenon and the prevalence of Shemar Moore on television is purely anecdotal and coincidental.

    13. Re:Imagine if humans became like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you 12?

  18. Don't assume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe some of them identify as male.

  19. suspicious by nonBORG · · Score: 1

    This looks like a GE product to me, some company that thought that super crawfish would be commercially useful. Also look at the source, from a pet store. It is not like this started in the wild.

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    1. Re:suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      General electric does make lots of different things, i wouldn't wonder if it was a GE product.

    2. Re:suspicious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "We bring good things to life"

  20. Trade offs by jbmartin6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It will be interesting to see what happens. Sexual reproduction is critical for spreading favorable genes like resistance to predators, poisons, etc. Since these are all clones they aren't going to have those advantages and sooner or later will encounter some factor that wipes them out. Apple farmers face a similar problem since each variety is a single genetic variant that is grafted onto other trees.

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    1. Re:Trade offs by Nutria · · Score: 1

      But how much damage will they do until that factor is encountered?

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    2. Re:Trade offs by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      Sexual reproduction is critical for spreading favorable genes like resistance to predators, poisons, etc.

      No, there are quite a few pathenogenetic species. Sexual reproduction allows for better mixing of genes, but it's hardly critical for spreading them. These animals will simply operate more like a bacteria. Those that survive will replace those that did not, instead of spreading the resistant genome through the population.

    3. Re:Trade offs by quantaman · · Score: 2

      It will be interesting to see what happens. Sexual reproduction is critical for spreading favorable genes like resistance to predators, poisons, etc. Since these are all clones they aren't going to have those advantages and sooner or later will encounter some factor that wipes them out. Apple farmers face a similar problem since each variety is a single genetic variant that is grafted onto other trees.

      I suspect things like this have happened in the past but the resulting species are evolutionarily unstable since they can't evolve quickly enough to escape threats and eventually die out. Sexually reproducing predators will figure out how to make them an easy meal and competing species will out specialize them in their niches.

      Of course this might take a few hundred or thousand years, in the meantime it can wreak havoc on whatever ecosystem it's screwing with.

      I'm curious to know why it's so successful right now, maybe it's just different enough from current species that current predators don't know what to do with it?

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    4. Re:Trade offs by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

      I suspect things like this have happened in the past but the resulting species are evolutionarily unstable since they can't evolve quickly enough to escape threats and eventually die out.

      Lots of single celled organisms divide asexually (meiosis). They are successful primarily because they can reproduce quickly. They adapt with a massive number of generations in a short amount of time. Complex organisms don't usually reproduce quickly, so parthenogenesis has some very significant disadvantages for them.

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    5. Re:Trade offs by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A good point. But bacteria are notorious for swapping genes, they aren't all clones of a single ancestor. I was thinking of a predator or disease which would wipe out the population since there is no resistance due to genetic variation. Most parthenogenesis species will also reproduce sexually, depending on conditions. AFAIK, pure play parthenogenesis without some other mechanism of genetic variation is considered a real threat to species survival.

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    6. Re:Trade offs by epine · · Score: 1

      You mean parthenogenetic.

      And as another person has already commented, bacteria have other mechanisms for mixing genes.

    7. Re:Trade offs by atrex · · Score: 1

      They may not have sexual reproduction to create new traits, but isn't the door still open for additional favorable mutations to occur and spread?

    8. Re:Trade offs by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      They are not clones. The article is wrong about that.
      How is an egg produced? You basically have a 'normal' cell that splits into two. That means the chromosome pairs split up into halfs, and the two egg cells have a random set of chromosomes.
      Humans have 21 chromosome pairs, 42 chromosomes. That makes 2 ^ 42 possible eggs and sperms. Never wondered why not all kids of two parents look identically?
      Just imagine you have a zipper, left side is red, right side is blue. Suppose you open the zipper, it would create two strands of DNA, but it is not blue or red, it is a random sequence of red or blue pits, one taken from the left side, one from the right.

      In the case of those shrimps it is more complicated as they don't have a double chromosome DNA but a triple ...

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    9. Re:Trade offs by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Good job finding that missing "r"

      Yes, I wasn't comparing parthenogenetic animals to bacteria, simply that their methodology of survival would be similar.
      There are species of insect that have been cloning themselves for millions of years without dying out. Could they die out? Sure.
      Is it an overall decrease in adaptability? Probably. You're relying on nothing but background mutation rate (remember- none of these are *perfect* clones.)

    10. Re:Trade offs by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Bacteria do have methods of lateral gene transfer, that is true...
      But still, there are specie alive on this planet today that have cloned themselves for millions of years and haven't died out yet.
      It's probably not a great survival tactic, but given a wide spread enough species, and a large enough extant population, I'm still pretty sure you end up with enough genetic variation through simple background mutations during cloning to survive.

    11. Re:Trade offs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have Mitosis (asexual) and Meiosis (sexual) reproduction mixed up.

    12. Re:Trade offs by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      you're right. I was going to go on a tangent about amoebas and how they can do both, but I lost the point and ended up editing it out of my post and not proof reading it. I did get a good grade in high school biology, some decades ago.

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    13. Re:Trade offs by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      interesting, you are right, reading a bit on 'obligate parthenogenesis'. I guess we are stuck with these crayfish then. One interesting bit, many species have been observed to switch to parthenogenesis when acting as an invasive species, but were not so in their native habitat. Almost like a fall back mechanism.

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    14. Re:Trade offs by houghi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but will that happen before or after all the other species have died? And in a long term, it could well be that there ARE variations. e.g. the UK ones will be different from the Nordic ones and different from the Alpine ones and so on.

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    15. Re:Trade offs by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Ya, there are enough cases of it, that it really does seem like it is, itself an adaptation to enhance survival, that maybe sometimes gets "stuck"

    16. Re:Trade offs by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Sexual reproduction is critical for spreading favorable genes like resistance to predators, poisons, etc.

      No, there are quite a few pathenogenetic species. Sexual reproduction allows for better mixing of genes, but it's hardly critical for spreading them. These animals will simply operate more like a bacteria. Those that survive will replace those that did not, instead of spreading the resistant genome through the population.

      Sexual reproduction has an enormous cost in that only half of the population can bare children so it must have a huge advantage to make up for that.

    17. Re:Trade offs by bluegutang · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of bananas, which are also all clones. When a suitable predator evolves, an entire bread breed of bananas can be wiped out, because it cannot evolve to protect itself. This happened to bananas in the 1950s and could happen to our bananas. In the long run I suspect it will happen to the crayfish.

    18. Re:Trade offs by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Great point

  21. The problem here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    is that they got them wet and fed them during the night.

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  23. Launch Secret Weapon by Zorro · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cajun Navy deployed. Have Hot Sauce will Travel.

    1. Re:Launch Secret Weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laissez les bons temps rouler!

    2. Re:Launch Secret Weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God I hate French. It sounds like you're vomiting. It's probably the crawdads, snails, and possum you eat.

    3. Re:Launch Secret Weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although made up of French words, "Laissez les bons temps rouler!" is not actually French.

  24. Re:Sinister? Hah!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You mean a species which can grow at a geometric rate, doesn't need to breed, and which is pretty much a scavenger and will eat anything?

    If the 'matriarchal utopia' involved the collapse of entire ecosystems, then sure.

    Otherwise, not so much. Such a species will pretty much decimate any body of water if gets into.

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  26. Genetic drift? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    What about genetic drift? How many generations of these can there be, before genetic drift causes a fatal defect? Also, are all of them, in every part of the world, still clones? Or are there more than one archetype?

    1. Re:Genetic drift? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      It seems they are all identical clones with no genetic variation. This is typical of asexual reproduction. The big downside is that something like a single virus could easily wipe them all out.

    2. Re:Genetic drift? by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Sorry to not answer your first question, I am not an expert, but there have been known species (trees) that have cloned for thousands of years with no genetic defects I believe. Didn't they say this particular crawfish has 3 copies? I would imagine that only a mutation would cause a change in the genetic code and it would take an external influence to cause that. I'm sure someone more knowledgeable could answer you.

  27. Replicative fading by DrYak · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wasn't there supposed to be some sort of replicative fading where the telomeres or some such got shorter over time until the clones were not viable?

    Yes : *body* cell lines have such kind of control to avoid cells replicating too much.

    But eggs are formed from *germ* cell lines, which are (by Nature's "design" - as its supposed to be the way a specie reproduce) not having any replication limit.

    These are not "dolly the sheep"-style clones (a body cell used to form a new clone by transfering the nucleus, and might inherit some of the replication limits of the body cell).

    These are parthenogenesis-style (see christian mythology about virgin mary) clones : some how, an non-fertilized egg-cell managed to grow into a full grown individual (usually, in other species, there's some kind of bug in the "meiosis" - the process is supposed to split the normally "diploid" genome into half "haploid". The wikipedia mentions that they are "triploid" - so having triplets instead of chromosome pairs - so it's quite a big bug in the meiosis procedure).

    But it is an egg cell (although a chromosomaly abnormal one) that produces the whole individual, so no telomeres problems nor any other cell division limitations.

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    1. Re:Replicative fading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. "Christian mythology." The fact that you felt the need to insert such commentary is telling, isn't it.

    2. Re:Replicative fading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pissing people off by making inflammatory off-topic comments is a sure way to get them to believe what you do.

    3. Re:Replicative fading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah. he's non-christian. imagine that. in a world with over 7 billion people. fucking astounding.

  28. So what do they taste like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inquiring minds want to know. Especially if we are going to be up to our tender bits in the little pinchers soon.

  29. Creoles find a way by fyngyrz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which makes these guys (err... gals) lunch

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    1. Re:Creoles find a way by sycodon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Easy Solution

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    2. Re:Creoles find a way by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      They've left out the MOST IMPORTANT piece of information on these crawfish....

      How do they TASTE?!?!?

      I'm happy to say that crawfish season in the New Orleans area is just around the corner....YUM!!

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    3. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like any other shell fish they taste very bland. It's the preparation that makes it good.

    4. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disgusting. Crayfish (not crawfish, which are a name for spiny lobsters and are different creatures than what people in hillbilly areas like Louisiana have) are bottom feeding filth that only poor people would eat.

    5. Re: Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Trump voters love them?

    6. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you guys! Soups on!!

    7. Re: Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda like lobster?

    8. Re:Creoles find a way by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      Really? You'll find them in a sea food platter in pretty much any coastal French restaurant. I think I'm going to go with the French opinion on food over the American...

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    9. Re: Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a lifelong Louisiana resident, the proper term is Cajun. Coonass is acceptable if you live here. Our grandparents started eating crawfish to avoid starvation, then found out they are delicious if cooked properly. I could see people eating pounds of these at German beer gardens.

    10. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crayfish, crawfish, and "crawdads" are all the same. They're tiny, fresh-water lobsters, and they're bottom-feeders that poor people ate because it's a source of protein that they could afford. That's why they're a tradition in the southern US, where there are still a lot of really poor people.

      Also, there are no hillbillies in Louisiana. Hillbillies live in the hills, such as the Ozark or Appalachian mountain ranges. Louisiana is coastal bayou/swamp land. The nearest hills are the Ozarks in the northern half of Arkansas.

      Restaurants across Louisiana will sell you a heaping pile of crawdads, boiled and coated in butter and spices. It's not appreciably different than eating peel-and-eat shrimp, or, for that matter, tiny lobsters. They also specialize in "po' boy" sandwiches, which are crawdad hoagies.

    11. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've left out the MOST IMPORTANT piece of information on these crawfish....

      How do they TASTE?!?!?

      I'm happy to say that crawfish season in the New Orleans area is just around the corner....YUM!!

      Unless they taste like "Chicken"

    12. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 0
    13. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Oh, fuck, now I'm hungry!
      MUD BUG SOUP with Cayenne!!

    14. Re: Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO where do you think crab and lobsters feed?

    15. Re:Creoles find a way by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Long ways until they reach 100 million (and counting)

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    16. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that what the upper class tells themselves to make it OK to eat crawfish? Crayfish and Crawfish are the same animal. You, on the other hand, are yet another anonymous dipshit spewing bullshit.

    17. Re:Creoles find a way by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 2

      Long ways until they reach 100 million (and counting)

      If you're going to bring in facts -- worse yet, numbers -- I'm leaving. They have no place in online discussions.

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    18. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 0

      Oh, by all means, let's do numbers
      How many fascist caused deaths in WWII? 120 million.
      Right wing kills
      And deaths due to capitalist plowing under of food crops to keep prices up, 1945 - present? >12,000 / day or 1/2 BILLION says WHO.
      After all, no LEFT WING organs control the price of food on the commodities exchanges.
      And all those Muslims killed in the Bushwar? No communists as 1 million PLUS Muslims died for, here I quote Dick Cheney's open letter to Clinton in 1996 "....Secure for ourselves a significant portion of the world's oil"
      Yes, right wing kills, you just have to know where to look for the numbers.

    19. Re: Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lobsters aren't bottom feeders. Try going to school or reading a book some time, Jimmy Bob.

    20. Re:Creoles find a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Crawfish is another name for the spiny lobster. Crayfish are what are being discussed in the article.

      But I'm not surprised a low-class piece of flyover redneck filth like you didn't know that.

    21. Re:Creoles find a way by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 2

      The original statistic cited was, I believe, the number of people deliberately killed by the USSR, Communist China, and a few smaller mass murdering Communist countries. Not wartime deaths. The firebombing of Dresden was done by the Allies, you know.

      Nazi mass murders get all the attention, for some reason. It's as though Communism didn't even exist.

      And since you mentioned food, there was Stalin's planned famine. That one should count.

      But not North Korea's. That was unplanned.

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    22. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      Wrong again. The "Planned famine" was the Kulack rebellion suppression
      As for Capitalism, EVERY day they starve circa 12,000 to death, for the last 85 years.
      Total over 1/2 billion with a b.

    23. Re:Creoles find a way by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Of course it was. Purely to put down a counterrevolutionary rebellion. Stalin shed copious tears over having to do it.

      And you notice how abso-fucking-lutely wrong Paul Ehrlich and others like him were about famine in the 20th century? It sure wasn't Fidel Castro and Leonid Brezhnev that kept that particular disaster from happening.

      --
      There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
    24. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 0

      In the meanwhile, the price of food, set by Capitalists, continued to rise and people continued to die at the same rate as they have since 1960.
      Erlich was not apprised of the effects of monoculture. So?
      Capitalists are killing 12K / year. As you said, Castro and Brezhnev had nothing to do with it
      So, 100M vs. 1/2 BILLION.
      Well Capitalism wins again!

    25. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      My bad. 12K per DAY

    26. Re:Creoles find a way by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Erlich was not apprised of the effects of monoculture. So?

      Ehrlich was unaware of basic economics. There's a lot of that going around. After he lost a bet to Julian Simon, he learned some. At least, he learned enough to not put his money where his mouth is.

      Capitalists are killing 12K / year.

      (See what I mean?)

      A source for this claim?

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    27. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      So are communists controlling the price of food on the commodities exchange or not?
      Talk about econ 101

    28. Re:Creoles find a way by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      Not. Communists can't even control the prices in their own countries. Take a peek at Venezuela, for instance.

      --
      There's no time like the present. Well, the past used to be.
    29. Re:Creoles find a way by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1

      So you agree that the 12,000 per day, starved to death are the consequences of Capitalism
      Thanks for proving my point

  30. the msmash by avgapon · · Score: 0

    The msmash, you are very old-fashioned. A message from Ukraine.

  31. Mystique? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Europe is being overrun by all-female blue mutants?

    Do they look like Jennifer Lawrence?

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    1. Re:Mystique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until they grow hair-tentacles and start floating things. Just wait.

    2. Re:Mystique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they do, I see no problem with this development. Personally, to me, it would be even better if they all looked like Rebecca Romijn.

    3. Re:Mystique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They look like Rebecca Romijn.

    4. Re:Mystique? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer Rebecca Romjin.

  32. The Quick part isn't a surprise by DrYak · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's kind of freaky that it's population is growing so quickly and exponentially.

    Actually no surprise.
    These are not animal that care for their offsprings.
    So they tend to lay a ton of eggs in hopes that a few of them manage to survive into reproductive adulthood.

    The surprise isn't the massive amount of egg. (that would be a surprise for mammals like humans. that's the normal modus operandi for crayfish)
    The surprise is that without any fertilization happening, the eggs are able to hatch and grow into an adult egg-laying female.
    (Wikipedia mentions the animal having some chromosomic aberration and being triploid - thus the meiosis going wrong when trying to produce egg cells)

    I wonder what kinds of havoc it is wrecking on local ecosystems.

    Well, given that its current ecosystem is "aquariums" : its mostly pissing off their respective owner who simply don't know what to do with all the newly hatching crayfishes.

    If let out freely in the nature :

    - it should have predators in the nature. Not all eggs will hatch and grow to a reproductive adult. There's a reason why the reproductive strategy of all similar animals is "lay as many eggs as possible in the hope that some survive".
    The population is currently explosing only because it's happening in the sheltered environment of aquarium, with humans taking care of their pets, and not much predation.

    - if too many offsprings do hatch, they'll have to eat : they'll be in competion with all other animal in the environment, and they'll be in competition with all the other offsprings.
    So mostly they'll probably stave very quickly, either by being outcompeted by other animal and/or by depleting the resources in their immediate environment.

    So the damage to the environment depends on how fast they'll die.

    Was this thing man made?

    Technically, given that it currently survives because it's living in aquariums : yes, we human have contributed a bit to it.
    But no, it definitely doesn't look like something coming out of some lab.

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    1. Re:The Quick part isn't a surprise by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If it 'alarms' you that a species evolves then takes over the niche of the unevolved species, then you must be a creationist. It happens all the time, as Darwin documented.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    2. Re:The Quick part isn't a surprise by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      It seems to be more common that evolution creates an ecosystem that stabilizes - niches filled with specialists that are too highly adapted for their niche for some other local species to out compete them even after a few beneficial mutations.

      Thus the theory of punctuated equilibrium - evolution is NOT generally a steady march, but has long periods of stasis until something disrupts the system and creates new opportunities. That Chicxulub asteroid did wonders for mammals, as particularly large-scale example.

    3. Re:The Quick part isn't a surprise by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      until something disrupts the system and creates new opportunities.

      Which happens all the time. In any particular ecosystem, one side or the other is always pushing ahead.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    4. Re:The Quick part isn't a surprise by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      If you're not going to read my post and respond in a meaningful way, why bother responding at all?

    5. Re:The Quick part isn't a surprise by vtcodger · · Score: 1

      But no, it definitely doesn't look like something coming out of some labBut no, it definitely doesn't look like something coming out of some lab"

      If it came out of a lab, odds are that it's have a prominent copyright notice built into it's shell, and you'd owe Monsanto 3 cents for each one you ate.

      --
      You can't see ANYTHING from a car, You've got to get out of the goddamned contraption and walk...Edward Abbey
    6. Re: The Quick part isn't a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because punctuated equilibrium doesn't mean long periods of no change, it means long periods of constant change with sudden periods of rapid change

      I suspect that was his point in responding to you.

    7. Re:The Quick part isn't a surprise by Walter+White · · Score: 1

      It's kind of freaky that it's population is growing so quickly and exponentially.

      Actually no surprise.
      These are not animal that care for their offsprings.
      So they tend to lay a ton of eggs in hopes that a few of them manage to survive into reproductive adulthood.

      ...

      I wonder what kinds of havoc it is wrecking on local ecosystems.

      ...
      The population is currently explosing only because it's happening in the sheltered environment of aquarium, with humans taking care of their pets, and not much predation.

      - if too many offsprings do hatch, they'll have to eat : they'll be in competion with all other animal in the environment, and they'll be in competition with all the other offsprings.
      So mostly they'll probably stave very quickly, either by being outcompeted by other animal and/or by depleting the resources in their immediate environment.

      So the damage to the environment depends on how fast they'll die.

      Thanks for the clarification and confirmation. I didn't think that egg laying success had anything to do with crayfish population density in the wild. These animals (if they escape, and I presume they will or have) will compete in the same environment as other wild or introduced crayfish and will only "explode" if they can out-compete the others.

    8. Re: The Quick part isn't a surprise by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Well, look around. What ecosystem isn't changing?

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  33. But do they have 'speed' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or otherwise resemble grendles?

  34. Asexual reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this work for engineering students too?

  35. Disappointed in the comments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for not making an Order 66 joke! Come on, nerds!

  36. Replicators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It was just a toy

  37. Re:Sinister? Hah!! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Such a species will pretty much decimate any body of water if gets into.

    Yet we wouldn't have beer without yeast.

    --
    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  38. Serious question: by DavidMZ · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with a world without male privilege?

    1. Re:Serious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's still going to be white privilege, minority privilege, seniority privilege, spousal bias, familial bias, and of course fashion bias. So no, it won't be a better place without men. Just less variety to complain about.

    2. Re:Serious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equality is an abhorrent concept to those who enjoy the benefits from inequality.

    3. Re:Serious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What's wrong with a world without male privilege?

      Intersectionality guarantees that there will always be people more or less privileged and a corresponding more and less oppressed by the privileged.

      A world without male privilege would simply be a world of white female privilege and the White Matriarchy oppressing everyone else.

      This Marxist oppression structure guarantees that the stated goals of postmodern feminism can never be achieved, thus guaranteeing their foundational claim to moral authority and power as arbitrators of social justice.

      A cult like any other.

    4. Re:Serious question: by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Everyone benefits from inequality. People who advance civilization are people who aren't equal to the average human.

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    5. Re:Serious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cut your dick off pls. You already did it figuratively, might as well do it literally.

    6. Re:Serious question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with a world without male privilege?

      Nothing. We're already living in it in the West.

    7. Re:Serious question: by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Nothing, we're fairly happy with living in it.

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
  39. Lynch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suck the head, squeeze the tip

  40. And they're tasty! [Re:Time for a boil] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently they're tasty. From the article in Nature:

    "Julia Jones, a conservation scientist at Bangor University, UK, who first identified4 marbled crayfish in Madagascar in 20074, says that the species’ spread is due largely to their popularity as a food source. In 2009, she met a man on a bus carrying a plastic bag full of them that he planned to dump into his rice fields in the hope of creating a sustainable stock, she says.

    "Stopping their spread in Madagascar will be “almost impossible”, says Lyko. Collaborators there have begun campaigns urging people not to transport them or release them into rice fields. The message is a hard sell in a country where poverty levels are high and marbled crayfish are a cheap and popular source of protein. Lyko’s colleague brought a few dozen that she had caught to a family barbecue. “This went down quite well,” he says."

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  41. Solution to poverty and food shortages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could this be one solution towards helping overcome poverty and food shortages?

    1. Re:Solution to poverty and food shortages by oic0 · · Score: 1

      If you could copy the process and apply it to different stock, yes. Nature doesn't do this for a reason. If every member of a species has all the same flaws and weaknesses as well as no capacity to change, some disease that CAN change will find a way to exploit it then boom. All of them gone.

  42. formatting lost [Re:And they're tasty!] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    And, before the sarcastic comments on the statement that Julia Jones "first identified4 marbled crayfish in Madagascar in 20074" start-- that's slashdot stripping out formatting. The "4" should be a superscript, which refers to reference 4:

    [4] Jones, J P. G. et al. Biol. Invasions 11, 1475–1482 (2009).

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  43. This.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mirelurks 1.0

  44. People by dohzer · · Score: 2

    They aren't lobsters, they're CRAB PEOPLE!!!

    Crab People,
    crab people,
    taste like crab,
    talk like people.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  45. Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > These are parthenogenesis-style (see christian mythology about virgin mary) clones

    Parthenogenesis only results in female offspring, unlike what happened with the virgin birth of Jesus.

    1. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      How do you know Jesus was male? Did someone see his dick? I don't recall that part of the bible.....

      And lo, did Jesus uncoil his serpent of manhood, and those near to him turned away from its majesty.[17]

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    2. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1

      There is definitely symbolism and flowery language in the Bible, particularly in the prophetic books of the old testament, as well as in Revelation, however, I am far more interested in this:

      1. Your hypothetical quote, given the Bible's propensity for reusing imagery, makes the story of Adam and Eve take a really weird twist.

      2. I'm not Jewish, so I don't know all the rules, but the concept of a circumcision involving anything that needs to *uncoil* is terrifying to me. It just seems like it would be prone to issues.

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    3. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Jesus was Jewish, and was (according the Gospel of Luke) circumcised 8 days after birth, in accordance with tradition.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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      Eat the rich.
    4. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Jesus was Jewish, and was (according the Gospel of Luke) circumcised 8 days after birth, in accordance with tradition.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      He could have been an hermaphrodite.

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      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    5. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is written:
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision_of_Jesus

      If he was a she, that would have been awkward.

    6. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She aint called the SON of god for nothing.

    7. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      How do you know Jesus was male? Did someone see his dick? I don't recall that part of the bible.....

      And lo, did Jesus uncoil his serpent of manhood, and those near to him turned away from its majesty.[17]

      Well, it's mentioned in Luke that he was circumcised...

      And when eight days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called JESUS, which was so named of the angel before he was conceived in the womb.

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    8. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      And I learned two new things today! The first was this. The second was that multiple holy foreskin relics were passed around for centuries. Horray?

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    9. Re:Not to be confused with "immaculate conception" by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Luke 2:20-25. I'm always amazed how fundamentalists and atheists who claim to know the Bible, don't know the very basics.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  46. The huge advantage of sex by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Cloning is the most ancient form of reproduction. It's so simple and easy to implement. Sexual reproduction is much more complex, but took over for complex species because it allows individuals of a species to all differ slightly in every characteristic. When facing environmental stresses, these small differences show up as lesser or greater reproductive advantage. In a sexual species, any reproductive advantage means swift adaptation of the species to new environmental conditions.

    These asexual crayfish (Procambarus sheldoni?) may be reproducing fast now, but like the Cavendish banana, they will be apt to succumb to some disease that a sexual species could adapt away from.

  47. I always knew Femenist crabs would be the end of u by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yup

  48. Nothing extrodinary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Invasive species or parthenogenesis is noting extraordinary.
    I do not think it is a human GMO experiment but a nature's one.
    And Europe has been invaded by a slightly different crayfish 100+ years ago.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orconectes_limosus

    1. Re:Nothing extrodinary by jdschulteis · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, so others needn't follow the link: O. limosus is also native to North America, introduced to Europe, and capable of parthenogenesis.

      I've no mod points today. +1 Informative, AC.

  49. Parthogenesis by meerling · · Score: 1

    It's called Parthogenesis, and there are a less than a hundred species known to do this.
    Of course this is completely different from the microbial Mitosis.

    The ones I've heard about are mostly island dwelling lizards, but I've only seen stuff on about a half dozen parthogenic species.

    I wonder if their successful invasiveness is boosted by a lack of predators in the case of these crayfish.
    They might be good for farming, if they are large enough to eat and taste good.
    Well, at least until a plague strikes. That's the problem with monocultures, very prone to getting wiped out by a single plague.

  50. cross breed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it be possible then, to cross-breed these legitimately with near-species of crayfish, until we get variations that still carry that cloning trait, and continue cross-breeding with slightly different species of crayfish until we are able to have full-blown lobster clones? Basically.. try and play telephone with that trait to get from this species to lobster?

  51. Goddamn lesbians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They fuck everything up... I mean, I like eating pussy too but Jesus...

  52. AND ! by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Surely many local fish will love them as a dinner and perhaps they taste good to humans as well. My area is bombarded with exotic fish or invasive species. They are fun to catch and make a great meal as well . So why always be against invasive species?

  53. Texas crayfish? by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Everything's bigger in Texas.

  54. You all miss the important question!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many specimen must a female human have to eat before starting to start cloning herself without males????

  55. RE: We finally have a solution for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the food problem :D

  56. They can be found in Ukraine, not THE Ukraine by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    Now, they can be found in the wild by the millions in Germany, the Czech Republic, Hungary, Croatia, the Ukraine, Japan, and Madagascar.

    The country's name in English is Ukraine. There's no "the" anymore. Look at their website for any Ukrainian embassy in an English speaking country. It was OK, although a bit unusual, to call it "the Ukraine" when it was part of the USSR, but Ukrainians don't like the use of "the Ukraine" any more. It's now just Ukraine.

    1) Ethnic Russians who disagree and cite ancient, Soviet era English grammar books to justify the use of "the" can suck it.
    2) Rules can be different for non-English languages such as French. But just because French uses their equivalent of "the", doesn't mean English should. Again, look at any of the country's consular websites in an English speaking country. No "the".
    3) There's no articles (the, a, an) at all in the Ukrainian language (or Russian either) so you can't go there to justify the use of "the" in the name.

    1. Re:They can be found in Ukraine, not THE Ukraine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone whose grandmother was born in Odessa, I STILL call it "the Ukraine".
      But then, I still call Germans "Krauts", the English "Poms", Crimea "the Crimea" and Hawaii "the Hawaiian islands" (in deference to their illegal annexation by the US).

    2. Re:They can be found in Ukraine, not THE Ukraine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Achtung! English-speaking maidown detected.

  57. Time for a crayfish boil. by pjv936 · · Score: 1

    I hope they are good eatin.

  58. Re: Not to be confused with "immaculate conception by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying Jesus was nonsense?

    Who knew?

  59. Tasty news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farm these crayfish up and bon appetite!

  60. islamic crayfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But at least they can't rape, amirite?

  61. Mmm, Popplers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Problem_with_Popplers

  62. Feed the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good solution to feeding the world???

  63. biggest piece of info left out of TFA... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    How do they taste?

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  64. I, for one... by ZosX · · Score: 1

    welcome our new crayfish clone overloards.

  65. but how do they taste? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is the real question ... seriously if they are tasty a high reproductive rate would be GREAT.

  66. Are they edible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmmmhhh...

  67. Re:This is valuable dating advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This meme is getting very old and was shit to start with. Just fuck off the lot of yez.

    - Everybody else on slashdot who's not obsessed with creimer

  68. PLEASE make a YT cooking show! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd watch the fuck outta that shit!

  69. Tribbles by Alastair+Cooper · · Score: 1

    Just a few mutations to make it out of water and coat themselves in fat and fur and you've got tribbles . . .

  70. You ban them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure nobody can possess one without going to jail. Therefore we compound the problem and make it worse so the government can hire a contractor to continue to not fix the problem. This has been the bureaucratic bullshittery that has infected the human species.

    Just like Asian carp, snakehead, and this case, loosen regulations and allow people with an appetite to correct the problem.

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  73. How Do We Do This in Humans???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ought to be the very next problem we solve. The sooner we can go all-female and get rid of the predator gender, the better. We'll finally have gender equality, close the pay gap, and end sexual harassment and assault completely.

  74. Feminist paradise achieved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least for the crabs, or crayfish . But that's a giant first step .

  75. I have 2 questions: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Why do they bread faster? Are mating preferences and rituals take so much time that regular heterosexual crayfishes are not capable to outperform them?

    2.Is it possible that they are result of GMO research?

    Natural selection kills weak individuals and it improves population strength via eliminating bad genetic material, but on other side very strong dominant individuals breading endlessly long with its children, grand children and so on, will seriously corrupt genetic material of the population. So death and aging is evolutionary breakthrough invented by natural selection in order to defend population against dominant species.

    My point is that aging is needed for bisexual reproduction only. In case of self cloning it is unnecessary mechanism because absence of sex guarantees absence of DNA corruption of the population caused by dominant species incest with its children.

    So now the point! From coding perspective aging mechanism is part of bisexual reproduction, so it should be part of DNA responsible for SEX of the individual.
    I would even say that it is part of the code making FEMALE to be MALE.

    So if we eliminate SEX related chromosomes we are supposed to come back to the version breading by self cloning and it should be immortal as well.

    So this crayfishes could be result of laboratory experiment trying to defeat aging and death!

  76. A new species? by Immerman · · Score: 1

    I wonder how they're sure it's a new species? Lots of species are capable of both sexual and asexual reproduction, and if only a single female of an invasive species with such an ability were introduced into a new environment, then obviously the entire resulting invasive population would be female - males can only be produced sexually.

    So, it would seem to me that to be able to claim it as a new species they'd have to try to locate the original population, and confirm that they wouldn't/couldn't interbreed with the self-cloning females. Though I suppose if the entire species has yet to be identified, then naming it after the ability to self-clone is far from the worst option available.

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  77. Re:Sinister? Hah!! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's what matriarchies DO.

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  78. Re: Not to be confused with "immaculate conceptio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone capable of critical thought?

  79. Sea Tribbles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As Dr. McCoy once said, "I'd swear these things were born pregnant."

  80. The real question by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

    Why isn't anybody asking the real question:are they delicious?

  81. Lobsters by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Lobsters aren't bottom feeders.

    Lobsters are omnivores, and will scavenge detritus from the bottom. So yes, they definitely do bottom-feed.

    Crayfish are also omnivores, and will eat from the bottom, capture live fish, vegetation, etc.

    So really, no significant food-chain difference other than fresh or salt water. If you eat one, you might as well eat the other.

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