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CenturyLink Fights Billing-Fraud Lawsuit By Claiming That It Has No Customers (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: CenturyLink is trying to force customers into arbitration in order to avoid a class-action lawsuit from subscribers who say they've been charged for services they didn't order. To do so, CenturyLink has come up with a surprising argument -- the company says it doesn't have any customers. While the customers sued CenturyLink itself, the company says the customers weren't actually customers of CenturyLink. Instead, CenturyLink says they were customers of 10 subsidiaries spread through the country. CenturyLink basically doesn't exist as a service provider -- according to a brief CenturyLink filed Monday.

"That sole defendant, CenturyLink, Inc., is a parent holding company that has no customers, provides no services, and engaged in none of the acts or transactions about which Plaintiffs complain," CenturyLink wrote. "There is no valid basis for Defendant to be a party in this Proceeding: Plaintiffs contracted with the Operating Companies to purchase, use, and pay for the services at issue, not with CenturyLink, Inc." CenturyLink says those operating companies should be able to intervene in the case and "enforce class-action waivers," which would force the customers to pursue their claims via arbitration instead of in a class-action lawsuit. By suing CenturyLink instead of the subsidiaries, "it may be that Plaintiffs are hoping to avoid the arbitration and class-action waiver provisions," CenturyLink wrote.

198 comments

  1. Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In this case, all these corporations are the same person using different alibis. With human-like rights come human-like responsibilities.

    1. Re:Corporations are people too! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      No, that's not true. Limited liability. You can sue for anything you like, but the owners of a limited liability corporation are not going to lose a lawsuit. They very well might need to go after the individual subsidiaries.

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    2. Re:Corporations are people too! by mysidia · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, that's not true. Limited liability. You can sue for anything you like, but the owners of a limited liability corporation are not going to lose a lawsuit.

      That all depends. Limited liability is not zero liability: the shareholders of a company that is sued might be required to pay back dividends or other payment they received of the company's profits to cover liability: particularly if it becomes deemed transfer in conjunction with fraudulent actions or a crime.

      There are situations where the courts can pierce the corporate veil and hold the parent company or investors responsible in excess of their investment; for example, especially, if the parent company was intermingling assets of their multiple subsidiaries, or if the parent or operating companies were significantly undercapitalized with major assets being transferred to the parent or vice-versa (eg a corporate structure that is an alter-ego of one or more of its owners organized only to act
        as a 'shield').

    3. Re:Corporations are people too! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Limited liability doesn't mean unlimited liability, and courts most certainly can peal away at subsidiaries to get to the actual entity (person or corporation) who controls those subsidiaries. There's the whole concept of legal control of a company, and just because a corporation sets up a bunch of subsidiary companies, particularly where that corporation controls a majority stake, or as it sounds like in this case, holds all the ownership, the courts are almost certain to dispose of any notion that these subsidiaries are sufficiently independent that the holding company somehow cannot be pursued. This is hardly the first time someone has tried a shell game, and I have no idea why their attorneys would even imagine the court would long entertain such an argument. The judge will just request all corporate charters, look at who owns the shares and, if as I suspect, they're all held by the holding company or officers of the holding company, the argument will collapse.

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    4. Re: Corporations are people too! by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Informative

      IANAL but this is corporate law 101: The company responsible is always the company whose name and branding is on the materials that the company's customers interact with. There are many examples of case law confirming this, including a SCOTUS ruling.

      CenturyLink's name and branding was plastered all over the materials used to purchase the service. CenturyLink's branding was plastered all over the billing statements. This applies regardless of whether the materials are physical or online. Either CenturyLink's legal team is as stupid and lazy as CenturyLink's employees, or the c level executives didn't bother consulting with a lawyer at all. This isn't even a crapshoot, it's more like driving your car into a wall and expecting that it won't get damaged.

    5. Re:Corporations are people too! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Well, I did hedge in my comment with "they very well might". If there is some criminal or nefarious intent proved, then yes a court might pierce the shield. But that might be a harder fight than suing the subsidiaries and getting the arbitration clause thrown out.

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    6. Re:Corporations are people too! by lengel · · Score: 1

      This is hardly the first time someone has tried a shell game, and I have no idea why their attorneys would even imagine the court would long entertain such an argument.

      Simple, they bill by the hour.

    7. Re:Corporations are people too! by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Only if CenturyLink actively manages their subsidiaries day-to-day operation do they pierce the veil (or whatever the term is) of the subsidiary arrangement. We have CenturyLink, nee Level 3, nee TW Telecom for our office fiber. The only communication I have that says CenturyLink is the announcement of the merger.

      That said, the announcement says:

      I am very excited to share with you that CenturyLink and Level 3 are now one combined company. This means that you now have access to one of the largest global networks with more than approximately 450,000 fiber route miles and approximately 360,000 international transport miles. Paired with our SDN solutions and IT services, CenturyLink now provides one of the most comprehensive digital service portfolios available today.

      It will be interesting to see where this goes.

    8. Re:Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This, exactly this, is why Move to Amend is so important.

      If we were at war, who in the corporation gets drafted?
      If someone is killed by a corporate product, who goes to jail for murder?
      If everyone's retirement funds go up in smoke, who pays them back?

      You cannot have the rights of being a person WITHOUT the responsibilities of being a person.
      I've incorporated myself as an LLC, and look forward to my spending spree before filing for reorg under chapter 11 multiple times.

    9. Re:Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I firmly believe that the senior executives, board members and majority shareholders should be legally bound to stand for any crimes committed by the company, and have to spend the time in prision. Including death penalty.

      Guess how many "unsafe" products would be released? Zero
      Guess how many people's lives would be ruined by intentional stock price short-calls. Zero

      They want the money with none of the sweat, blood or tears or fears.
      They can't have it.

    10. Re:Corporations are people too! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      more than approximately 450,000 fiber route miles

      What a strange statement.

    11. Re:Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They want the money with none of the sweat, blood or tears or fears.
      They can't have it.

      Unfortunately, a few hundred years of history says yes, they can.

    12. Re:Corporations are people too! by sphealey · · Score: 1

      = = = This is hardly the first time someone has tried a shell game, and I have no idea why their attorneys would even imagine the court would long entertain such an argument. = = =

      John Roberts

    13. Re:Corporations are people too! by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Guess how many "unsafe" products would be released? Zero

      You are way to idealistic. I'm developing a product. If it is safe (99%) I'll make millions, otherwise (1%) it will kill people. It isn't easy to determine which case holds. So I have a choice: 99% chance of becoming a multimillionaire along with 1% chance of a prison sentence, or I can just drop it (and all the funds I've put in to development up to this point.) If I'm a psychopath, I'll leap at this chance. If I'm not, I'll likely fool myself into believing the 1% chance is really zero, and go for it.

      History abounds with cases where people have done unsafe things, even when it was their own lives at stake, when pressured by bosses or prospects of financial bounty or ruin.

      What you suggest might well help, but it won't magic away unsafe products.

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    14. Re:Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Newsflash! They do have it.

    15. Re:Corporations are people too! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      There's no absolute guarantees, however a court would decide wether the level of risk taken along with any appropriate mitigations taken were reasonable or negligent on your part...

      If you took all reasonable steps to ensure the product was safe and mitigate potential risks there should be no problem. After all, nothing is completely safe and there are always risks.

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    16. Re: Corporations are people too! by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also consider then...

      Centurylink's name and branding was on the bills...
      As per centurylink's arguments in court, the people who received the bills were NOT their customers.

      Thus fraud has clearly occurred, because people who are not customers of centurylink were billed for centurylink services.

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    17. Re:Corporations are people too! by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That's what you call it when you want to claim dark fiber or multiple fibers in a bundle as separate miles.

    18. Re:Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Corporate personhood is based on a 19th century lie. It's been around for over a century and there's no factual basis by which the courts should have accepted that idea. It goes back to a lie during a train case that the constitution was intended to cover corporations and used language to indicate that.

      The problem is that the language doesn't indicate it and there was never any intention of allowing corporations to be people.

      But, there's a bunch of brainwashed corporatists that eat that stuff up and the courts have been packed by individuals that aren't qualified to be judges and so the problem remains. Real constitutional scholars wouldn't accept the argument, and definitely not anybody claiming to go by the original meaning of the text.

      And yet, here we are.

    19. Re:Corporations are people too! by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      and have to spend the time in prision. Including death penalty. Guess how many "unsafe" products would be released? Zero

      I know right. I mean that solved the problem of people murdering other people, so it will work just as well here.

    20. Re:Corporations are people too! by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, chances are you can divide that number by 12 or 24 to get the real numbers.

    21. Re:Corporations are people too! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      At least they aren't using molecule-miles.

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    22. Re:Corporations are people too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha.

      No.

      LLC limit the liabilities of the partners who form the Company (note capital "C"). the Company absorbs the costs of the lawsuit.

      I can file a claim against an LLC for the entire worth of the company and, if I win, dissolve it and the partners will walk away unharmed. That is was an LLC is for.

      Of course the partners can't reform THAT company again and, depending on their positions (if any) within the Company may be personally responsible for claims, but that's a separate issue. They do not need to take positions within the Company to be partners in it.

    23. Re:Corporations are people too! by Asgard · · Score: 1

      Unharmed except having lost their investment into the LLC.

    24. Re:Corporations are people too! by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      Neil Gorsuch and Samuel Alito, too.

    25. Re:Corporations are people too! by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      What part is strange to you? Miles? Fiber? Route?

      I kinda get this instantly, and don't need more specificity to understand this is bragging on your network size, which is about 7.65e-8 light years, which is a strange number to some, but perhaps you'd be happier knowing it's about 2.42 light seconds.

      Or not.

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    26. Re:Corporations are people too! by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Is that even a thing?

    27. Re: Corporations are people too! by dwye · · Score: 1

      Thus fraud has clearly occurred, because people who are not customers of centurylink were billed for centurylink services.

      But was the fraud by CenturyLink the holding company, or by all the subsidiary companies claiming to be their parent?

      Clearly, some corporate lawyer, somewhere, may be earning his keep. The damned bastard.

    28. Re:Corporations are people too! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, I hope not - but hope so at the same time :)

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    29. Re:Corporations are people too! by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking... I've ran a lot of cable and wire in my lifetime and never once have I heard the term molecule-mile. I was wondering if it was being butchered from some other trade or field of work. Then again I don't claim to be the smartest dumbass around, so I always keep an open mind towards shit I haven't heard of and know nothing about. I guess we here at Slashdot could adopt the term and make it a thing. O.o

  2. Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I work at CenturyLink, don't come into our offices shooting! I had nothing to do with whatever it is our company does.

    1. Re:Please, no violence! by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

      You've just given me an idea! >:D

      no, only kidding. I had to look up who CenturyLink are - a US internet/telecoms service provider. How did the US telecoms industry evolve into the embodiment of most of the points on the Hare Psychopathy Checklist?

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    2. Re:Please, no violence! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 3, Informative

      You've just given me an idea! >:D

      no, only kidding. I had to look up who CenturyLink are - a US internet/telecoms service provider. How did the US telecoms industry evolve into the embodiment of most of the points on the Hare Psychopathy Checklist?

      They didn't; telcos have always operated this way, starting way back when Ma Bell still had a monopoly.

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    3. Re:Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      centurylink was centurytel, formerly a small phone company in swampwater-hicksville, lousiana. they expanded through acquisition of markets nobody wanted (such as the pissy little markets sold-off by gte when they joined bell atlantic to become verizon). they also have what was left of the former sprint local service markets (aka embarq) and uswest/qwest (the least attractive, financially and logistically, of the former rboc's) and level3..

      they are now just as shitty and shady as the big telcos and cable companies.

    4. Re:Please, no violence! by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      Open secret: USA - home of capitalism- does not have much in the way of actual competition for telco's on a regional basis.
      See all 'last mile'.

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    5. Re:Please, no violence! by sit1963nz · · Score: 1

      Its says something about the people and the culture in the USA when THAT is a real concern.

      I feel sorry for you.

    6. Re:Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible that the Hare Psychopathy Checklist was based on the behaviors of Ma Bell.

    7. Re:Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are worse than that. I am currently helping family and friends across the country to dump them. They receive millions in subsidies and NEVER upgrade anything. Their services are oversubscribed and crappy but you should see their new building and expansions. The money is definitely not going back into the customer service. I find that their middle management and up are overpaid.

    8. Re:Please, no violence! by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      Considering that most American corporations today tend to be run like lawless robber barons, it isn't surprising.

    9. Re: Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you are downloading a 4gb .iso, a century later, you get your download. Centurylink

    10. Re:Please, no violence! by sit1963nz · · Score: 0

      I am lucky I live in a better country.

    11. Re:Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends where that are. Around here, they were the first to deploy fiber after years of neglect. They're definitely a huge step up from Comcrap, but a hot steaming pile of shit is also.

    12. Re:Please, no violence! by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      I would have said "different" country. Every country does some things terrible and some things great, because that's just the nature of people.

    13. Re:Please, no violence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look at the world placings for the USA on
      Health, Education,welfare,social mobility, corruption,freedom of speech, freedom of the press, happiness, infant mortality, crime , homelessness, etc etc

      The USA is certainly not number 1, for all that squandered wealth the US performs poorly.

    14. Re:Please, no violence! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      If you really want to be offended, go look up how Ma Bell got her greedy mitts on touch-tone technology - short version, they held an entire city for ransom.

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    15. Re:Please, no violence! by dwye · · Score: 1

      Where is this better country? Name it, or it isn't, and at best you are writing it because they hold your family.

    16. Re:Please, no violence! by sit1963nz · · Score: 1

      Sweden, Finland, Australia, New Zealand, there are 4 for a start. Pick something that is what you want and there is always a country ranked higher than the USA (OK, except costs of healthcare, prison population, military spending, school shootings, oh and I will also give you money given to charity.) The USA did NOT win WWII, the Russians actually did far more. Nuking Japan did not finish the Pacific war, it was that Russia had captured Berlin and was turning their sight onto Japan, thats what caused the surrender.

  3. Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by laurencetux · · Score: 0

    Everybody in the C level should do TIME for this kind of garbage.

    in fact if they lose the suit then their PERSONAL assets should be forfeited and then split between the injured parties (with a reasonable cut for the lawyers).

    1. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      Everybody in the C level should do TIME for this kind of garbage.

      While I agree that it is asinine, prison time is a bit over the top.

      in fact if they lose the suit then their PERSONAL assets should be forfeited and then split between the injured parties (with a reasonable cut for the lawyers).

      Um, no. This would eliminate the entire idea behind corporations, limited liability companies, and basically the entire legal system behind corporate law. Doing so would put the entire legal system into chaos.

      If that were to come to pass, then at some point everyone at a company could become culpable. I'd rather not be imprisoned for working at a company that someone somewhere did that I had no idea was even happening.

      Who defines the reasonable cut for the lawyers? Generally they are the ones writing the laws. So the reasonable cut will likely be 95%.

    2. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Prison time for corporate misconduct is not handed out enough.

      Look at it like this... If I knock over a liquor store, and steal a couple hundred dollars, I'd go to jail for 20 years (give or take). I'd be a convicted felon, and I'd never get anything more than a minimum wage job. Basically, my life would be over.

      If I'm a C-level executive and play fast/loose with the law, I can steal millions of dollars; from hundreds or thousands of people -- and unless I embarrass the establishment (like Madoff), I might get probation, or a few years of parole/supervised release.

      I'm not a huge fan of China, but their stance on firing squads for this type of conduct sounds about right.

    3. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      If I'm a C-level executive and play fast/loose with the law, I can steal millions of dollars; from hundreds or thousands of people -- and unless I embarrass the establishment (like Madoff), I might get probation, or a few years of parole/supervised release.

      Don't aim your sights too low! If you do it right . . . you will get a government bailout!

      The C-Level folks at CenturyLink have already stashed their cash in the Cayman Islands. And they have their bags packed, in case any Feds do eventually come looking for them.

      The trick about running a scam, is to know when to cut loose and bail out. That was Madoff's mistake . . . he got too greedy, and stayed around too long.

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    4. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      The C level executives don't have anything to do with whatever half-cocked legal argument their team of lawyers decides to bring before the court. They only care about minimizing their exposure to the risk of a class action lawsuit. They don't really care how the lawyers do it so long as it works and aren't fit to judge for themselves the legal merit of their legal counsel.

      Also, good luck actually pinning any of these activities on anyone at the C level. I agree that someone should be punished for this, but there's no guarantee the malfeasance was at the direct behest of an executive. It's just as likely that someone in the middle found a creative way to improve their numbers and climb the ladder as a result. The big bosses need not call for that kind of activity. It's sufficient to create an environment where that kind of behavior is encouraged and eventually someone lower and the ladder will do it out of their own self-interest which gets the bosses what they want without dirtying their hands directly.

    5. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by sjames · · Score: 3

      They claim they get the big bux because the buck stops with them. If they negligently let the legal team make whatever crazy move it wants without supervision, and compound their negligence by not correcting the situation after the fact, why should they be absolved?

    6. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let yourself get attached to anything that you cannot walk out of when you spot the heat around the corner

    7. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by jwhyche · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I agree that it is asinine, prison time is a bit over the top.

      No it isn't. Time and time again asshats like this use the "corporate card" to shield themselves from shit like this. They get away with all kinds of shit and laugh while hiding behind corporate laws and lawyers. It's more than time we stripped them of assets and send their ass to prison.

      We are more than happy to lock up some kid that robs a liquor store for $50 bucks for 20 years. But IF we send one of these fuckers to prison its for 6 months even though they stole millions. Bull fuckign shit. lock them up and let them rot.

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    8. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are more than happy to lock up some kid that robs a liquor store for $50 bucks for 20 years.

      Wait... what?

    9. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by sphealey · · Score: 1

      = = = While I agree that it is asinine, prison time is a bit over the top. = = =

      If you as an individual Citizen are found to be participating in a scheme to file false invoices with Big Corp you most certainly can be criminally prosecuted and jailed - we have had two publicized cases along those lines in our metro area this year alone and one resulted in a 20-year sentence for the perp. But when Big Corp knowingly and deliberately changes customers' accounts without the customers' permission and bills them for products or services they did not order the corporate officers responsible for those actions should not face jail time because...? If the answer is "because corporation" then I'm sure you can see the moral hazard that arises. Generally C-level executives are very very concerned about moral hazard in circumstances where it might apply to their minimum wage workers but themselves... not so much?

    10. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ABSOMUTHERFUCKINLOOOOOTLY!!!

      White collar crimes are MUCH worse in scope than the petty thief!!!

      They are ORGANIZED CRIME!!!

      Go after them with RICO Act!!!

    11. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prison? No, we need to start hanging people in the town square.

    12. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Bert64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I agree that it is asinine, prison time is a bit over the top.

      Why is prison time over the top?
      Billing people for services they never subscribed to is FRAUD...
      If an individual did this, they would be prosecuted and sentenced to jail time. Why should this be any different if a corporation does it?

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    13. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The bosses are ultimately responsible for the actions of their employees, and could have stepped in at any time to put a stop to any activity taking place.
      It's for a court to decide if they were complicit in the actions or unaware of it taking place. For minor crimes that the top level were not aware of perhaps you should only punish those directly responsible, but for any sufficiently large scale crimes the top level execs should either be punished for being complicit in the crimes, or punished for being criminally negligent if they were unaware of them.

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    14. Re: Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know, then you are the problem. You should either go to jail, or build a raft out of your upper management until the bullshit stops. Chaos my ass. Chaos is letting corporations run the world unabated while pretending in the "free market." Fucking charlatans.

    15. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Lord Vetinari] smiled again and steepled his fingers. ‘In short, Drumknott, a certain amount of harmless banditry amongst the lower classes is to be smiled upon if not actively encouraged, for the health of the city, but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?

      ‘I would like to reiterate, sir, that I buy all my own paperclips,’ said Drumknott urgently.

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    16. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      But IF we send one of these fuckers to prison its for 6 months even though they stole millions. Bull fuckign shit. lock them up and let them rot.

      Yep, let's feed the prison industrial complex even more. I mean prison has solved everything. There's no more drug dealers, no more murders, nothing. Everyone is living in perfect harmony for fear of going to prison.

      Or back in reality all we've achieved is to be number one in the world when it comes to citizen incarceration rate.

      Prison is meaningless as both a punishment and as a deterrent. Prison used to be reserved for removing people from public who were incompatible with the public, but we now propose everyone who hurts someone else's feelings should go to prison.

      For serial narcissists like the people involved in most of these white collar crimes prison is meaningless. What you need is a deterrent that hurts, such as knocking them down to a commoner level. Cripple them enough financially in a way that they won't be made homeless, but won't be able to dig themselves out of the lowest class of hole they can find, and then you may see something change. It's a system that is used in some places to great effect.

      E.g. Speeding fines in Finland are tied to your income. For one person that resulted in a $103000 speeding fine for doing 15km over the limit. BASF became the kings of safety in the chemical world, not through threat of jail, but by building chemical plants around the homes and families of the plant manager.

    17. Re:Time for a Judge with a Daedric Gavel by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      The C level executives don't have anything to do with whatever half-cocked legal argument their team of lawyers decides to bring before the court. They only care about minimizing their exposure to the risk of a class action lawsuit. They don't really care how the lawyers do it so long as it works and aren't fit to judge for themselves the legal merit of their legal counsel.

      They don't care WHAT the legal argument is, but they want it to be made. That's hardly having nothing to do with it.

      Also, good luck actually pinning any of these activities on anyone at the C level. I agree that someone should be punished for this, but there's no guarantee the malfeasance was at the direct behest of an executive.

      If we can have a felony murder rule (participants in a non-murder felony can be charged with murder for any death that occurs in the commission of the felony, regardless of whether they themselves had anything to do with the death), then we can certainly have a "buck stops with the CEO" law. The only problem is getting it passed.

  4. Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This is the insidious things of "corporations are people" crowd. Back in 1820s when Limited Liability Corporation idea was proposed it met with severe resistance because, the question of "who will be criminally responsible for the criminal acts of a corporation?" was not answered. Remember, those days they had debtors prisons and the defaulters went to jail! They wanted owners of corporations to go to jail if they fail to repay their debts.

    Now nearly 200 years later, the "corporations are people" crowd has steadily usurped the rights and liberties meant for real people in flesh and blood to these corporations. No criminal liability. Assets flow one way, Liabilities flow the other way, so no civil liability either. Perverse arguments like "spending money = speeach" and "corporations can have religious belief" has made mockery of our society.

    We can't clone ourselves, and transfer liabilities to the clone and keep assets with us. We can not clone ourselves, transfer the salary earned by the clone to us, call it "carried interest" and pay lower taxes. But corporations can do all these and more.

    Unless we limits the rights of the corporations commensurate with the liabilities they carry, we are doomed.

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    1. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All these superhuman powers, combined with immortality, makes corporations our new Gods in the USA. Eventually we will all be kneeling to our new overlords. I do not mean that figuratively.

    2. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Spot on. At the very least, people active in the running of the business should not have limited liability - it completely defeats the whole libertarian ideal of individual responsibility. I can understand the desire to encourage passive investment, but I don't see any upside in limiting the liability of active investors.

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    3. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      All the decisions that proclaim that "corporations are people" are based on lies. A lie that Congress intended this and then a lie that the Supreme Court had already decided this.

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    4. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by es330td · · Score: 1

      who will be criminally responsible for the criminal acts of a corporation

      Corporations do not commit criminal acts, only people do. Behind every "this product from Acme corp caused x deaths" was a decision made by a PERSON. The way one holds a corporation responsible is by opening the employees to criminal liability. Every corporate criminal conviction should see at least one actual person do prison time because a person or group of people consciously made a decision to act a certain way.

    5. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great post! You left out forced arbitration. Forcing someone to give up a constitutional right to do business with you should be illegal.

    6. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how would you fix the problem of corporations are people? Remember, whatever you come up with to make sure that Ford, Coke, Apple, etc are not people, CANNOT infringe on EFF's, NRA's, PETA's, etc rights to "peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances".

    7. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by fatwilbur · · Score: 1, Informative

      I think a common misunderstanding of the phrase "corporations are people" is that corporations have the same rights as people, when it's actually acknowledging that there is ultimately no separate intelligent entity known as a "corporation", it is essentially run by people and all the decision are made by real people. Thus things like free speech must extend to what a corporation says. A key but important distinction even if the misconception is a side effect of the decision.

      And "liability" in the sense of LLCs refers to civil liability, I'm not sure where you get criminal liability from. If someone commits a crime, there is no corporate structure in the world they can have to remove their "liability". What is true is that within a corporate structure, evidence may be easier to destroy or hide and conviction is more difficult.

      LLCs have done more good for us than bad. They have enabled massive investment that would have never happened had those legal protections not been in place. Knowing a number of lawyers who work in corporate law as well, it is not the shield from criminal activity you think it is.. judges won't hesitate for a second to pierce through that veil and convict directors, management, etc., whoever was involved in the malfeasance.

    8. Re:Limited Liability Corporations can do this. by gurps_npc · · Score: 2

      Can a corporation marry a woman? I have that legal right and your reasoning seems to apply.

      You have put forth the same flawed answer that others have used before. Just because people have a right does not mean that right extends to a group of them. That is a NEW idea proposed by conservatives only in the most recent time. [b]Most importantly, that right is not given to ALL organizations you join. The fact that I am a member of the PTA does not grant the head of the PTA the right to speak for me. Individuals would have to expressly grant that permission to that organization.[/b]

      Many rights are NOT transferable. As a citizen of the US, I have the right to vote. Corporations can not use my right to vote, despite the fact that they are made up entirely of US citizens.

      The government is totally within the constitutional law to declare that before any organization uses the right of free speech for something not expressly part of it's 'charter' (and that charter must be voted and approved by it's members before hand) of it's members, they must first:

      1) State what they are going to say
      2) State how they are going to say it
      3) State how much total they would like to spend on it
      4) Hold a vote on making that statement and get at least 51 of all possible votes (Not 51% of the votes counted, 51% of their total members)
      5) Then only give out a prorated amount of funds. That is, if they asked for 100 million, but got only 60% of the vote, spend only 60 million.

      Your current view is that if I join the the Bayridge Lottery Club their Chairman can speak for me about abortion.

      Our view is that they can not do that, anymore than they cast my vote in the presidential election or agree to get married.

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  5. They should use this photo for their company by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1
    1. Re:They should use this photo for their company by plopez · · Score: 1

      Weasels are great animals that keep vermin populations under control. How about this one instead: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    2. Re:They should use this photo for their company by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1, Funny

      Weasels are great animals

      So, you're a lawyer?

  6. They'll get away with it too by bazmail · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its weird how Americans really get fucked when it comes to internet service or mobile data/cell service. Whats going on?

    1. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Its weird how Americans really get fucked when it comes to internet service or mobile data/cell service.

      Whats going on?

      Capitalism. And a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      And the fact that this company that committed fraud wants to push their customers into arbitration should be a big clue how arbitration is just a sham - the arbitration panel will rule in favor of CenturyLink because it'll be filled with industry cronies who are doing the same thing.

    2. Re:They'll get away with it too by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      I voted Democratic, it got worse. I voted Republican, it got worse.

    3. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 0

      Capitalism. And a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      You realize that those two things are diametrically opposed? I mean, you admit that one of the problems is the government. Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

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    4. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They may or may not get away with this. But let's say they do, then that opens up a whole host of possibilities for other law suits, including things like 'truth in advertising'...e.g. CL claiming they are selling me Telco services & that they have a large user base in advertisments etc. Here's CL's homepage, http://www.centurylink.com/home/, let them try to argue that this isn't advertising their services but rather some 3rd party's.

      If you google 'CenturyLink LLC' this is what you get: http://www.centurylink.com/aboutus/company-information.html...hmm, seems they are advertising they have services & customers.

    5. Re: They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I know. I was trying to be funny and got schooled instead. I am a bad AC.

    6. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government runs the phone company, effectively. Or the phone company runs the government. The two are so intertwined it is hard to tell.

      Basically, it's crony capitalism (as opposed to normal capitalism, where competition would have destroyed ATT decades ago). You buy laws and buy government, and there you go, instant monopoly.

      You have two ways to fix it. Remove government. Or remove capitalism.

      I suggest removing government. Seems to be much less damaging to the population to do that. Removing capitalism was (and still is) tried and killed hundreds of millions.

    7. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. Though I bet you didn't know what socialism was, either. Community is often exchanged for government, but a true socialist experience would have a co-op that everyone using it must buy into running the phone company.

      socialism
      sSHlizm/
      noun
      noun: socialism

              a political and economic theory of social organization that advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.

    8. Re:They'll get away with it too by suutar · · Score: 2

      So you're saying the real answer is just "greed and abuse of power", with no particular reference to an economic system?

    9. Re:They'll get away with it too by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Capitalism. And a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      You realize that those two things are diametrically opposed?

      If he had said "and a government that doesn't let corporations pay for influence," yes, they would be.

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    10. Re:They'll get away with it too by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I voted third party - things got worse, but I had nothing to do with it, so I sleep better at night.

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    11. Re:They'll get away with it too by drew_kime · · Score: 3, Informative

      ... a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      The first is corporations controlling government. The second is government trying to control corporations. While you're right that the second would be closer to socialism, what actually exists is much closer to the first, which is plutocracy (or corporatocracy).

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    12. Re:They'll get away with it too by mike.mondy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Capitalism. And a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      You realize that those two things are diametrically opposed? I mean, you admit that one of the problems is the government. Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      No, not just socialism. Any form of government is going to have something to say about how markets work and what is or is not allowed.

      The topic wasn't government influence in a market so much as it was about corporations writing the rules. That's either corporatism aka facism or that's corruption - which is possible in socialism, democracy, or any other form of government.

    13. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa there fellow armchair philosopher. You can have Capitalism without a free market. All Capitalism requires is private ownership of the means of production (the capital). In a capitalist system, you can be free to use your capital to restrict the market.. or not.

    14. Re:They'll get away with it too by mike.mondy · · Score: 1

      I should have said crony capitalism; that's closer to what the OP was complaining of than fascism is.

    15. Re:They'll get away with it too by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      Can also be a fascist state thing. Lots of ways you can have government controlled markets that have nothing to do with right-left political spectrum.

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    16. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AlanBDee verballyt shrugged:

      I voted Democratic, it got worse. I voted Republican, it got worse.

      And hooray for cynicism.

      This kind of simplistic, facile, spurious logic is extremely popular with a certain type of slashdotter. (I'll leave determining what that type is as an exercise for the reader.)

      It's also complete hogswallop.

      How you, as an individual, voted does not in any way determine the policy direction of the country - or the city, the county, the service district, or the state. What determines those things is a combination of how the majority voted, overlapping terms in the U.S. Senate, and public attention to and activism about both broad public policy issues and specific legislative initiatives.

      Which is to say, "It's complicated."

      Essentially, if YOU vote for Democrats, but the majority of voters (and, again, the meaning of the word "majority" here varies, depending on the office in question, because some races are district-based, while others are state-wide, and so on) voted Republican, then the candidates for whom you, personally, voted didn't win, and will play no part in choosing those policies and laws. Likewise, if your choice for a given office was elected, but other, nominally co-equal, branches of government ended up being controlled by a different party, the candidate you voted for will not have as much power to effect change as he/she would if the majority of the other branch's officeholders were allies, rather than his/her political opponents. And, again, because of overlapping terms in the Senate, only a third of that body's seats are in play in any given election cycle, so your preferred party may make significant gains in any given election without radically altering the balance of power for that legislative session.

      The system was deliberately designed to resist change, in order to minimize abrupt, rash shifts in public policy. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

      Yes, the undue influence of lobbyists wielding wads of cash to donate to candidates' election funds has a major corrupting influence on how that system actually works. But Republicans and Democrats are not at all alike in fundamental political philosophy. It's disingenuous of you to pretend that they are - particularly now, when those critical differences are increasing exponentially, thanks to the control the Tea Party now exercises over the Republican primaries, which has forced the GOP to turn sharply to the right over the past 8 years.

      And that means who you vote for matters more now, not less. Pretending otherwise is simply bullshit ...

      (Posting as AC only so as not to undo prior upmods in this thread.)

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    17. Re:They'll get away with it too by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      You threw your vote away by not playing by the rules of our 2-party society. Maybe you are rebelling against a flawed system, but by your choice to vote 3rd party the system effectively excluded you from participating in democracy.

      P.S. I was registered as LP for many years. So I'm not really judging you quite as harshly as I sounded.

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    18. Re:They'll get away with it too by careysub · · Score: 2

      Capitalism. And a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      You realize that those two things are diametrically opposed? I mean, you admit that one of the problems is the government. Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      It is a crony capitalism thing. Also, a fascism thing. Markets and trade do not exist without laws of some kind to regulate them. A "regulation free" economy is a fantasy - it has never existed (even ancient economies had regulations for fair weights and measures). Given that laws and regulations must exist, who writes the laws and enforces the regulations becomes a subject of political contention. When businesses, and the rich, are in a position to dictate how they are written and administered you get crony capitalism (fascism is an extreme form of this).

      There is absolutely no contradiction between government and business getting into a corrupt bed together. Happens all the time, if the political system permits it.

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    19. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What OrangeTide conveniently fails mention, is that by voting for Republicans and Democrats, you also throw away your vote and effectively exclude yourself from participating in democracy. If you vote, you lose. If you don't vote, you lose slightly more. It's almost as if your vote gets counted, but so many other people vote too (whyyyyy?!), your vote unfortunately doesn't get to completely decide the election.

    20. Re:They'll get away with it too by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Looks like voting wasn't enough. Are you running yet?

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    21. Re:They'll get away with it too by AlanBDee · · Score: 1

      touche' but I'm too honest to be a successful politician, seriously. I wish people would take the time to better understand a topic at a deeper level then what can be explained in the 30 second sound bite. But most people don't.

    22. Re:They'll get away with it too by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Not true. You have a choice between two flavors of bought-and-sold career politicians. Trump's win in 2016 shows that a bunch of people can come out of the woodwork, vote for an established party, and surprise the pollsters. Hillary was so confident and ran such a weak campaign because she sorely underestimated the effectiveness of the free coverage that Trump received in exchange for his bombastic soundbites.

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    23. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because America has the most corrupt government that has ever existed.

    24. Re:They'll get away with it too by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      So you reacted to the Democrats being insufficiently left wing by voting for the right-wing party?

      That, right there is why this country is fucked, over the long term.

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    25. Re:They'll get away with it too by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      Including breaking up monopolies, prosecuting false advertising, and requiring companies to clean up their messes? Are these all "socialism things"?

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    26. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Essentially, if YOU vote for Democrats, but the majority of voters (and, again, the meaning of the word "majority" here varies, depending on the office in question, because some races are district-based, while others are state-wide, and so on) voted Republican, then the candidates for whom you, personally, voted didn't win, and will play no part in choosing those policies and laws

      Well... hmmm. The majority of voters did vote for a Democrat in the last presidential election, but the President is Republican anyway. Despite that, I think you'll find that most of the Democrats in Washington would be very surprised to find out they're playing no part in choosing policies and laws.

    27. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a bit of confusion what makes a free market system. Basically you need something that protects property rights and enforces contracts.

      Breaking up monopolies - Socialist
      Prosecuting false advertising - Thats creating a contract and backing out, so free market.
      Companies forced to clean up their messes - Depends. If the company pollutes waterways that others have rights to, that is free market. If we are talking about someone leaving a piece of land with toxic waste that doesn't affect other properties - Socialism.

    28. Re:They'll get away with it too by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      You threw your vote away by not playing by the rules of our 2-party society.

      You want to see what the "playing by the rules of our 2-party society" looks like? Take a look at the 2 major-party candidates last presidential election.

      Voting for somebody that you don't want to be elected -- that's what sounds like a wasted vote to me.

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    29. Re:They'll get away with it too by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Voting for somebody that you don't want to be elected -- that's what sounds like a wasted vote to me.

      That's what everyone says. But they still slavishly vote against the opposing side rather than voting for a particular candidate. Much of this can be resolved by voting reform. Improving the candidates can be solved by reversing Citizens United. People could become more educated on issues and expect real debates instead of a series of pandering-to-their-base soundbites.

      But I'm not going to hold my breath. Or rather maybe it will get better when my generation breathes their last breath.

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    30. Re:They'll get away with it too by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I voted independent.

      Of course, other people mocked me for "throwing away my vote", and then voted Democratic and Republican. It still got worse.

    31. Re:They'll get away with it too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You realize that those two things are diametrically opposed? I mean, you admit that one of the problems is the government. Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      Christ that logic hurts my brain.
      Let me get this straight-
      If the mob pays an illegal immigrant to shake you up for protection money, illegal immigration is the problem, not organized crime?

    32. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our ISP's pay money to our politicians, who make the rules. And sometimes we get lawyers from
      ISP's to become head of the Federal Communications Commission, who, surprise, surprise, then
      rule in favor of the ISP they used to work for, and screw over the citizens.

    33. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lowering taxes and allowing monopolies is also a way for the government to interfere in a market if you were not aware.
      Interfere does not always has to increase the control of the market, it can also be lessen the control of the market.

    34. Re:They'll get away with it too by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Looks like voting wasn't enough. Are you running yet?

      Are you talking about running away from America? Because god knows there's no point in running for public office there. Unless your goal is to work up the republican or democratic hierarchy conforming to their norms on the way. For all the democracy you guys love the USA has one of the worst and most dysfunctional forms of a somewhat non-corrupt democratic government.

    35. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that the government has a role in setting up a free market. They can "grease the wheels", so to speak... set up the rules of the game. But I'd like a specific example where the government enabling a local monopoly "lessens control of the market". Eliminating competition gets rid of one of the main tenets of capitalism.

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    36. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Bringing the analogy full-circle, it sounds like you are arguing that you should trust that illegal immigrant who was willing to take someone's money to beat you up.

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    37. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Breaking up monopolies - Socialist

      That's true, but it's not the root cause. I challenge you to point out a significant monopoly that predates the limited liability corporation (or some other government-chartered organization). Monopoly is an unintended consequence of government interference, and monopoly busting is not the only mitigation that becomes necessary.

      Companies forced to clean up their messes - Depends.

      This gets even more complicated. Neither libertarianism nor capitalism really demands private real estate. Private property, sure - but not necessarily ownership of the land. Most of the mechanisms would still work with long-term leases... and in practice property tax with the 1st lien position is pretty much a lease anyway. Pollution is a difficult problem for libertarian ideals to cover in the real world because it can be very difficult to prove where the specific pollutant that harmed you came from, and you may not have even suffered enough harm to be worth suing... yet the total damage in aggregate can be staggering. See also vaccines.

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    38. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      There is absolutely no contradiction between government and business getting into a corrupt bed together. Happens all the time, if the political system permits it.

      Corruption happens in government - full stop. We have a capitalist-ish system, so yeah, our corruption comes from capitalism. If we had a socialist system, our corruption would come from somewhere else.

      So yeah, a capitalist system inherently will have corruption. A socialist system inherently will have corruption. It's a human thing, not an economic system thing. You even say so yourself: "if the political system permits it".

      But any action that defeats the economic mechanisms of capitalism is anti-capitalism. Active government interference in the economy is generally anti-capitalist behavior, even if the root of the corruption lies in capitalist-generated dollars.

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    39. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      That's a semantic argument. Most people on here would be using the term "capitalism" as shorthand for "free market capitalism". I certainly am.

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    40. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Capitalism does not require corporations - those are something that was created by the government. When you complain about a corporation, you are complaining about an organization operating under a government charter.

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    41. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Holding up a local telephone utility operating under government charter and heavy regulation as an example of "capitalism" is ridiculous.

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    42. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I know what socialism is. Plenty of Russians (and hell, a Cuban too) at work who fled from it. My wife has a co-worker currently dealing with the nightmare of a sick dad in worker's paradise Venezuela. Sure, you can sneak in a little bit of socialism when you are lucky enough to have a cash cow that even the government can't fuck up - Norway is a prime example. And "free country" is a relative term. I can say what I want with almost no limits by the government outside of IP law and endangering other people - that puts me above almost every other country on the planet, even if I'm not 100% "free".

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    43. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of chastising someone for not voting for the D or R corrupt politician you should encourage more to vote third party.

      The two party system is broke. It just is. Both the D and the R will screw me over in any way thats convenient for them. I refuse to lend them any legitimacy with my vote.

    44. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, all in favor of revoking incorporation, please step forward.

      Mighty`yar, if you refuse to step forward you are nothing but a hypocrite, you decry the gov at every step and then demand they allow for incorporation. You dont get to claim the gov is bad yet complain when people raise issues with corporations saying they should support. them cause the gov gave them a charter.

    45. Re:They'll get away with it too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't sound like that at all.
      It sounds like I'm arguing that not taking a hard line against immigration is not diametrically opposed to cleaning up organized crime.
      The diametric opposition you claim is in fact a farce. An example of bad logic, or an attempt at being manipulative. Not sure which.

    46. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Was that some kind of bluff that you assumed I'd wince at? I want:
      - An amendment making it illegal for corporate or union money be used in politics, with some kind of wording to allow corporate-owned free press
      - An end to limited liability for active owners and employees of a company
      - (Possibly) Change the criteria for who gets a corporate charter so that there is some demonstrated public good. I'm having trouble buying the argument for passthrough LLCs. Perhaps there is a good economic argument for passthrough entities, but then the limited liability shield should also pass through.

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    47. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm just extending your analogy. You are, I think, arguing through analogy that capitalism is the enemy because it corrupts the government.

      I'm throwing that back at you, saying that you can't trust a corruptible government to do what is right.

      The problem is the governmental system, not the capitalism. Bernie Sanders proposed an amendment to banish corporate and union money from politics. I think that's an excellent start.

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    48. Re:They'll get away with it too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Governments, and bodies of humans are corruptible, period. Everyone has a price.
      With governments, at least, you have the theoretical ability to vote in change until you make attempting that corruption punishable by fucking death.
      The fact that the government is currently corrupt isn't an indictment against government, it's an indictment against THIS government. Replace it with one that is serious about fighting corruption. This government is corrupt because we are sheep, too stupid to care as long as we have cud to chew on.

    49. Re:They'll get away with it too by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Instead of chastising someone for not voting for the D or R corrupt politician you should encourage more to vote third party.

      go ahead. but until the system ceases to be rigged for 2 parties you will be wasting your votes.

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    50. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Governments, and bodies of humans are corruptible, period. Everyone has a price.

      Agreed!

      With governments, at least, you have the theoretical ability to vote in change until you make attempting that corruption punishable by fucking death.

      Agreed!

      The fact that the government is currently corrupt isn't an indictment against government, it's an indictment against THIS government. Replace it with one that is serious about fighting corruption.

      So, you can't say that governments are corruptible and also say that isn't an indictment against government. We always have to be wary of the fact that when we put big groups of people in charge of stuff, we're going to have actions that are not necessarily in our collective best interests. We need an incentive structure where the best interest of the big group of people is mostly aligned with the best interest of society in general. Right now - in the US - there are too many incentives in place to help the wealthiest Americans, because that is where the real political power is derived. This 100% needs to change.

      So where is capitalism implicated in this? Because that is where the money comes from? So what? You don't think there would be a different power concentration if the US government controlled the economy directly? The government is the problem, along with it's corporate extensions. The feedback cycle needs to be broken, and Bernie Sander's constitutional amendment is a good place to start.

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    51. Re:They'll get away with it too by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 1

      I'm as pro-third-party as anyone, but you have to understand that as it stands, our electoral system, by its very nature, is a two party system. Until we move to ranked choice voting and/or proportional representation, it will always be a two party system. Chastising people for making what realistically is the best available choice is not helpful, either.

      The good news is we're seeing a new generation of candidates who aren't part of the established party machines running, and many of them (at least on the Democratic side) are willing to support electoral reforms that will allow for viable third parties. My recommendation is to support those candidates, and to push those who don't have a position to support those reforms.

    52. Re:They'll get away with it too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      So, you can't say that governments are corruptible and also say that isn't an indictment against government.

      Yes, I can. Because governments are governed by laws and constitutions. The kind of corruption our government suffers from is completely legal and sanctioned, and it's the fault of the voters.

      We always have to be wary of the fact that when we put big groups of people in charge of stuff, we're going to have actions that are not necessarily in our collective best interests.

      Yes, agreed, however, that's a lot further down the line. We can discuss further fears once the corruption is actually fucking illegal.

      So where is capitalism implicated in this? Because that is where the money comes from? So what?

      So what? I'm not sure how you keep coming to that. Like capitalism is innocent because all it did was order the hit, not pull the trigger.

      You don't think there would be a different power concentration if the US government controlled the economy directly?

      I have no idea, and I'm in no way interested in finding out... I'm no advocate for government controlled economy. I'm an advocate against plutocracy and corporatocracy. I'm an advocate for strictly limiting the power our privately owned economy can actually wield.

      The government is the problem, along with it's corporate extensions.

      Yes, along with its corporate extensions.
      Excise them. Burn them, and then vaccinate it against them. We control the governments, we just refuse to exercise that control. We don't even have theoretical control of the corporations until we assert or control over the government.
      Sanders amendment IS a good place to start. The right place to start. But still- attacking "government" in general because government has been infected, and can be infected is ridiculous. Inoculate it. Don't kill it.

    53. Re:They'll get away with it too by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      You threw your vote away by not playing by the rules of our 2-party society.

      Only if you live in a state where the election was close. I live in a state where the margin of victory was over 20%, so my vote doesn't count anyway. You can thank the Electoral College system for that.

    54. Re:They'll get away with it too by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      You can thank the Electoral College system for that.

      That's another example of things in the system that benefits a 2 party system. Procedural traditions like Senate and House majority and minority whips also supports a 2 party system. There are many other examples of how this system has been fortified over the years.

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    55. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Sanders amendment IS a good place to start. The right place to start. But still- attacking "government" in general because government has been infected, and can be infected is ridiculous. Inoculate it. Don't kill it.

      It sounds like we mainly agree and were getting hung up on what essentially is a semantic argument. I see the problem stemming from a flaw in our government, whereas you see the problem stemming from the economic side of the equation... that's kind of a chicken-and-egg discussion since both of us recognize that now it's a vicious cycle that needs to be stopped, and we even agree on a potential remedy.

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    56. Re:They'll get away with it too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I was going to say the same thing. Cheers, lol.

    57. Re:They'll get away with it too by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      I'd also like to add, that if we fixed the ability for money to buy actual governmental power, we may see a fundamental shift in the economy anyway.
      Ideas like trickle-down may actually work as planned, and our obscene wealth disparity may begin to shift back to a more reasonable distribution once there's less reason to accumulate infinite capital, and a real fear over the power of your employees over the government.

    58. Re:They'll get away with it too by redlemming · · Score: 1

      Capitalism. And a government that has been bought and paid for by those big ass corporations.

      You realize that those two things are diametrically opposed? I mean, you admit that one of the problems is the government. Government interference in a market is a socialism thing.

      Not even remotely true. In the first book on capitalism - The Wealth of Nations - Adam Smith made the point in 1776 that some regulation of a market based system is necessary for the general good. People are free to participate or not participate in the market without government fixing prices - that's what the phrase "free market" means - but if they do participate they have to follow the regulations set by government in the public interest.

      Capitalism depends on government regulation - it is what protects private property, prevents fraud, makes reasonable contracts enforceable, and so forth. It is entirely false to claim that capitalism can exist without such regulation.

      It is equally true that there can be extremely bad regulations that do not work to the general good. It's been estimated, for example, that half the income of the US legal profession comes from "rent-seeking" elements embodied in the US legal system - this represents a huge negative effect of the abuse of regulation (and one which compounds throughout the economy, acting as a regressive tax - one that primarily affects the poor and the middle class while being largely ignored by the rich). For another example, on this forum we've discussed at length the harm that poor regulations for copyright and patent do to society (and economists have done studies that back up the arguments with numbers).

      Socialism - despite the wishes of legions of fanatics that don't understand the meaning of the word - simply means the workers control the means of production, so they and not the capitalists get the lion's share of the benefits from their labour. It has nothing to do with health care or any of the other things people wrongly associate with socialism.

      Most of the EU nations that people incorrectly label as socialist are instead accurately described as capitalist welfare states - there is little worker ownership of the means of production (for the most part, only very small businesses, Norwegian oil is a special case). If one is going to describe those states as socialist, one might as well call a small animal that hunts mice a duck instead of calling it a cat.

      Often the phrase socialism is used as a tool of deception, part of the bodyguard of lies used to prevent reform of bad regulations - which makes it all that more important for people to have a clear understanding of the word. Truth is the best antidote to lies - and that includes knowing the true meaning of words.

    59. Re:They'll get away with it too by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      That's what everyone says. But they still slavishly vote against the opposing side rather than voting for a particular candidate.

      I don't.

      Guess what? I at least get the peace of mind knowing that my vote didn't go to the Trumps or Clintons of the world. You don't even get that. I'm satisfied with my choices.

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    60. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      that some regulation of a market based system is necessary for the general good.

      Absolutely! The government needs to set up the playing field, and needs to be there to enforce the rules. But that does not mean that the government then has a free hand to intervene beyond enforcing those rules. Accepting money from large corporation, and then changing the rules mid-stream to favor large those large corporations is not "capitalism", and it is antithetical to free market capitalism.

      It has nothing to do with health care or any of the other things people wrongly associate with socialism.

      The problem is that people use it wrongly, and intentionally. The word now has multiple meanings. For instance, Bernie Sanders wore it as a badge, despite not being a socialist at all. None of his plans, save perhaps healthcare, involved any socialism at all. People now use it to mean that they support using the government to redistribute wealth - in the old days of 2 years ago we'd have called him a social democrat. Or, as you say "capitalist welfare".

      The whole discussion is a huge mess at the moment, mostly driven by deliberately misleading arguments over semantics. People have substituted shaming, labeling and name-calling for sincere discussion.

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    61. Re:They'll get away with it too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why almost 70% of Russians today that were alive during the Soviet Union wish it were still intact, and why Venezuela is still owned primarily by foreign multinational companies. That is "socialism" for those who do not know what socialism is.

    62. Re:They'll get away with it too by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Of course Russians want the Soviet Union back - they have a kleptocracy that has not appreciably improved their standard of living while simultaneously they have watched their world influence shrink. Venezuela's government proudly and openly nationalized the oil industry, so I have no idea what dark corner of the internet you are getting your news from. They also nationalized much of their agricultural infrastructure, have long owned their aluminum mining sector, nationalized their banking, nationalized their media, have long run their own weapons factories and built their own ships, nationalized the electric grid, nationalized gold and steel mining and production. They even make their own computers.... what in the heck are you referring to when you say it is "owned primarily by foreign multinational companies"?

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  7. No customers? by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    That would explain a lot regarding what they refer to as "customer service"...

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    1. Re:No customers? by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 1

      It makes perfect sense if they are taking customer service advice from Darl McBride, Stephen Elop, and Prenda Law.

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    2. Re: No customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their customers are getting serviced, all right. Just not the way they expected.

    3. Re:No customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa! You just hit the nail on the head. If Century Link claims they have no customers then why does it say so on their website?

      http://www.centurylink.com/home/help/contact.html

    4. Re:No customers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically correct. As someone who until recently had CenturyLink as their only option for phone and DSL, they don't have customers...

      They've only got victims.

    5. Re:No customers? by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 1

      No, just from the George Carlin School of "Customer Service".

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  8. Improper tax collection too by darkain · · Score: 1

    They do improper tax collection, too. They list X% tax = $Y value, however absolutely no line item or combination of line items with X% would equal $Y value. Even worse, is that they list multiple percentages for various taxes, and each would have a completely different and arbitrary base value if you calculated it out, none of which actually exist on the bill. I have countless other billing issues with them too. They wouldn't do shit over the phone, even after several months. I even went directly into one of their retail outlets, and what did the guy do? Jack shit. He just picked up his phone, dialed their normal 800 number, and handed the phone to me... He didn't even try to talk to his own people first.

    1. Re:Improper tax collection too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, They haven't been able to answer what the sales tax is calculated on since US WEST days !

      They used to put flags on items as taxable but they never added up as you said, I asked them couple times...now they don't even try. I thought in WA you have to show what is taxed (or at least KNOW, surely)

      How they don't get nailed by the states is a mystery.
      Oh wait....not so much....The city doesn't give a damn that they are charging 6.36% for the 6% city tax IN WRITING. Silly fucking me thought the city AUDITOR would AUDIT such things....he doesn't give a shit because the fines would not be worth the effort OF HIRING A 3rd PARTY AUDITING COMPANY!

      i EVEN EXPLAINED THE 6.36% WAS AN ARTIFACT FROM A PREVIOUS AUDIT, that will generate the exact same error again :/

      We have moved to a capitalistic police system now apparently. I thought the fact that it was his literal JOB DESCRIPTION might be enough.....

      Once we get those solved, please tell me why I get a personal size envelope for the business account and a business size envelope for my personal account! Another 15-year itch from Centurylink, lol. I figured someone would update but 2 companies later....

      rofl capcha: audited

    2. Re:Improper tax collection too by darkain · · Score: 1

      I have a simple answer for ya. CenturyLink runs Washington State's 911 service. Fuck with CL, you're literally fucking with people's lives.

  9. Simple to disprove by mordred99 · · Score: 1

    Stand up in court, show the monthly bill. If it says CenturyLink on it, then it is CenturyLink. Pretty simple way to disprove this arguement.

  10. Re:Fir5t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new CenturyLink customer service logo?

  11. Shareholders Overjoyed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine trying to be the one explaining to the shareholders "We have no customers."

  12. Ambiguity is usually resolved against the drafter by DRJlaw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The argument that they don't have customers is not nearly as clear as they suggest -- what matters is what is in the contract, not how they actually provide services through affiliates.

    Read through, for example, the digial phone subscriber terms of service that contains the dispute resolution clause involved in those products.

    Does it identify the corporate entity that is on the other side of the transaction? (hint: "In this agreement, we use the terms 'we,' 'us' or 'our' to mean CenturyLink.")

    Does it mention any local or operating company? (hint: run a word search)

    Does the notice section clarify any of this?

    If you want to provide notice to us either because this agreement requires it or
    because you have a matter you want to bring to our attention, you should notify us at the customer
    service telephone number on your bill or write us at 1801 California Street, Suite 900, Denver,
    Colorado 80202, Attn: Legal Department.

    Does the agreement contain an "integration clause" that says that all other information or representations are to be disregarded? (hint: section 8. H.)

    So who is to say that the CenturyLink holding company is not a party to the subscriber agreement? Who might have drafted the agreements (which apparently are identical no matter which operating company serves the customer)?

    If you look at the basic agreements, only the High-Speed Internet and Internet Access Services Residential Terms and Conditions (updated in fall 2017l) actually specifies that the agreement for that product is with a particular affiliate providing services. Both the digital phone and TV service agreements do not. Earlier versions of the internet agreements may not have as well...

    This isn't going to get them a quick dismissal without judicial findings of fact...

  13. Typical Century Link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As Qwest (which purchased US West, an RBOC resulting from the AT&T break-up of the Reagan era) they were horrible. As Century Link they were worse. We employed two "billing specialists" at $60K/yr whose job it was to reconcile our telecommunications bills. We were a small regional ISP. Thousands of customers meant thousands of opportunities to get our bills wrong on unbundled network elements, ISDN, T-1, T-3, and DSL circuits. Qwest took advantage of "mis-billing as a business practice". Century Link continued the practice. Unrestrained capitalism will kill us all for that next favorable quarterly earnings call if necessary. That they use a binding arbitration clause to try to dodge their responsibilities tells us that it's time to put their C-level management, and probably most of their major investors, in prison for a couple of decades. Can't say that I'm surprised though....

  14. A simple improvement. by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Corporations should not be allowed to own other corporations.

    One layer of obfuscation and liability protection is sufficient for legitimate businesses.

    1. Re:A simple improvement. by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      That can be really hard to make work, even for smaller organizations. There are real reasons why you have a holding company beyond liability protection that are quite difficult to avoid. Operations in multiple states is an easy one, but there are regulatory barriers in many industries that require a firewall between groups which are difficult to achieve without separate corporate structures. It can also make it hard to spin off or acquire another line of business.

    2. Re:A simple improvement. by Target+Drone · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Operations in multiple states is an easy one, but there are regulatory barriers in many industries that require a firewall between groups which are difficult to achieve without separate corporate structures. It can also make it hard to spin off or acquire another line of business.

      One could argue that limiting the size and scope of how big and individual entity can get would be a good thing though.

    3. Re:A simple improvement. by ragnar_ianal · · Score: 1

      This would not work well when one corporation has a joint venture with another (e.g., KFC USA used to have a 50:50 JV with Mitsubishi for KFC Japan - KFC Japan was its own corporation owned 50% by each of the two parents). You expand to other countries and the process may repeat itself. There are many other legitimate reasons for a corporation to own, in whole or in part, another corporation.

    4. Re:A simple improvement. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Agreed 100%!

      Originally, corporations could NOT own other corporations but I'm not sure what year that got hijacked.

      This whole "I want to reap the benefits of a company but not have _any_ responsibility for when they are liable" has gotten WAY out of hand.

      The fact that corporations are treated like people in the eyes of the Law just makes things worse.

      Some interesting reading:

      https://www.npr.org/2014/07/28...
      http://reclaimdemocracy.org/co...
      https://consumerist.com/2014/0...

    5. Re:A simple improvement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it really fucks up the modern day slavery aspect of corporations too.

    6. Re:A simple improvement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Given that corporations are people, surely it's slavery is it not?

    7. Re:A simple improvement. by houghi · · Score: 1

      Insert "Yo Mamma" joke here.

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    8. Re:A simple improvement. by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      I would agree with that statement.

      If implied in their argument, LLC Corporations are to be treated like people...then logically...

      cat << EOD

      Corporations should not be allowed to own other corporations.

      EOD \
      | sed -e 's/corporations/people/g'

      "People should not be allowed to own other people"

      I would throw away that key for a lesser offense.

  15. Re:Ambiguity is usually resolved against the draft by H3lldr0p · · Score: 1

    Which is likely part of their plan. To keep dragging this out until it doesn't matter or the people behind it give up. And considering that a lot of their customers are the elderly, the second might happen a lot quicker than the former.

  16. We the people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next time someone use the "corporations are people" argument have them read this.

    https://www.amazon.com/Corporations-Are-Not-People-Reclaiming-ebook/dp/B00K5WB5C0/

    1. Re:We the people... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

      Also watch the documentary The Corporation

  17. truer words were never spoken... by markana · · Score: 1


    >That sole defendant, CenturyLink, Inc., is a parent holding company that has no customers, provides no service...

    Got that right.... as a former customer.

  18. Re:Ambiguity is usually resolved against the draft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As someone who was screwed over by CenturyLink charging me for services I never agreed to, then sending me to collections (I am not party to the lawsuit):
    Their contracts, which I read carefully, all stated that they were with CenturyLink unambiguously. So, I don't see this line of argument ending well for them.

  19. <facepalm> by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another atrocious /. summary.

    Sure, people who are victims of CenturyLink (and I say "victims" here in recognition of the company's hilarious claim that it has no actual customers) know that it's a consumer communications services company ...

    ... excuse me, I obviously meant to say "a holding company for consumer communications services subsidiaries" ...

    ... but non-victims can't be assumed to know that off the top of their heads.

    Nonetheless, TFS doesn't bother to include that information - because the submitter didn't bother to add that paragraph to his/her Ars Technica copy/paste submission - and /. "editor" BeauHD obviously didn't consider it necessary, either.

    Who, what, when, where, why, and how. No news story is complete without them.

    ALL of them ...

    (Posting as AC only so as not to undo prior upmods in this thread.)

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  20. Re:Ambiguity is usually resolved against the draft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cramming in general is illegal, so they may not want to have a bunch of companies under their control being hit with RICO.

  21. Might be suing the right entity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the problem was widespread across multiple operating companies,
    then the problem was likely due to the holding company.

    The end game of what is asked for is for a company to fork another sub corp for each customer making class action moot.
    That strategy removes the balance between big and little that class action provides.

    They sued the root of the problem.
    Anything else is a waste of the Court's and everybody else's time.
    It is no coincidence that wasting time is also a prime strategy for defense of big against little.
    Hopefully, the court will agree with vigor.

  22. A Modest Proposal by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

    You pick a corporation like Centurylink. You get it's CEO and the board of directors and you shackle them all to the wall of a damp basement. You take the CEO and put him in a small glass tank with poisonous snakes. Post the video.

    I guarantee we'll start seeing better behavior from our corporate overlords, and almost everyone will be a lot happier. I'm not suggesting mass executions, but simply making examples out of a handful of crooked corporate executives. The world would be a better place.

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    1. Re:A Modest Proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post the video.

      Yeah, but only people that >>aren't customers of CenturyLink would be able to see the video!

  23. Lawyer joke? by manu0601 · · Score: 2

    Nonexistent customers vs nonexistent service billed? Is that a lawyer joke?

  24. What a ya gonna do about it? by rsilvergun · · Score: 2

    I guess that's my question. The only anti-corporate people I know in America can barely hold onto a few senate seats (Bernie Sanders & Liz Warren). Whenever anyone gets serious about reigning this shit in a wedge issue divides the working class or people get scared somebody's gonna take all their money and gives it to the poors and they vote more pro corporate right wing party members in. Sometimes with D's next to their name, sometimes R's, but it's the same thing.

    Unless you and everyone else reading this is gonna show up at primaries and start voting for left wing anti-corporate candidates then I think we're done here. And I've yet to find a way to make Americans interested in taking care of each other in large enough numbers to matter.

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    1. Re:What a ya gonna do about it? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      It is tough. But I see some small encouraging signs. The senate seat in Jan, the house seat in southwest PA in march, the state supreme court seat in Wisconsin... All off year elections, special elections, normally Democrats would not turn up in any numbers for these elections. All places that went to Trump by 20 points are breaking even and turned slightly palest of pale blue.

      If the trend continues till Nov 2020, there is some chance. All the standard groups of the Republicans, the deficit hawks, the free traders, the moral evangelists, ... all showed their true colors in 2016, how shallow their commitment to what they claim to want is etc..,

      Let us see how soon they can turn around and proclaim their pretend outrage at whatever the Dems do.

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    2. Re:What a ya gonna do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless you and everyone else reading this is gonna show up at primaries and start voting for left wing anti-corporate candidates then I think we're done here. "

      Offer up some reasonable candidates that don't make me want to vomit and I'll consider it.
      I'm fairly moderate and loathe 'wing' politics, but I do think there's some common ground to be discussed.

  25. They're the ruling class by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    how do you propose we do that? LLCs are the 20th century equivalent of the blood of kings.

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    1. Re:They're the ruling class by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      We used to behead kings....

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    2. Re:They're the ruling class by houghi · · Score: 1

      Yes, but after that we got "due process" for a reason. Also not sure how many kings there where in the US.

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    3. Re:They're the ruling class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very simply, charge them criminally. You do realize that LLCs are only for civil liability. If I work for a company and am ordered to start shooting people on the street, I'd still be arrested, the person who ordered would be as well. The DoJ can open an investigation, figure out who was responsible and bring charges when a company commits a crime. Just because they don't doesn't mean they can't.

  26. Easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Judge - let me see your bill
    Customer - hands bill over that clearly says centurylink right at the top. ... Profit?

  27. They'll get away with it too-Canada. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear Canadians are "fucked" when it comes to cellular, so this isn't an American thing anyway.

  28. Fraud by Bert64 · · Score: 2

    If you didn't order a service but were still charged for it then its true, you aren't a customer..

    However as you aren't a customer, you also can't have agreed to any arbitration clauses since there was never any agreement or contract in place between you and the provider for the service they charged you for.

    If a company charged you for a service and you were not a customer of that service and did not have an agreement in place to purchase that service, then that company committed fraud.

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  29. Mmmm... LIARS LOL by YVRGeek · · Score: 1

    From the homepage on their website: For Business: "We provide products and services tailored to businesses of every size and need. Find your solutions here."

    And for the home:
    "Connections for your home and for your family
    TV, Internet and phone are about more than simple communication. They enrich our lives, connect us to the world and put us in constant contact with the people and things that matter most. So, together, we're creating connections that go far beyond the technology we provide."

    Sure sounds like they're trying to get customers. Hopefully, they'll lose most of 'em due to their simply awful business practices. This company is even worse than Comcast.

  30. No Customers? Former customer. by NormanHaga2580 · · Score: 1

    Google Fiber is now my ISP and has been for a few years. Prior to fiber building out in my area, Centurylink was my ISP.

    If Centurylink has no customers, then why can I sown numerous payments to them for internet service.

    Perhaps all of us that are, or were customers of Centurylink should file a class action lawsuit for wrongful billing and make them pay us back.

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  32. Bah on CenturyLink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both my landline and Internet access are by CenturyLink. I had its telephone service when I signed up for a package of phone and Internet for $59 a month. But since I signed up I have NOT received a bill for less than $90 a month.

    I intend to move to my cellphone for all calls and will give my landline back to its mother. But I need to find another Internet provider first.

    I also have Dish for TV, but it will not allow me to watch TV when it's raining, snowing or blowing the air around. So I'm looking for a cable source for TV. I may return to Comcast if it ever offers a reasonable price for a retiree.

    1. Re:Bah on CenturyLink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my area, Comcast has a $50/month package. There's also a local fiber company slowly rolling out service to the entire city; I'm eagerly awaiting the time they extend coverage to my house.

  33. Re:Ambiguity is usually resolved against the draft by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

    If it is a class-action, there is a lead plaintiff and attorneys who stand to become very rich. They won't give up.

  34. CenturyLink Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoa, hey! We ain't sayin' nuttin'!

    We gots no customers, we're incorporated in Panama, the Board never meets, we're a limited liability corporation, and the CEO is a stuffed teddy bear! We don't even legally admit our name is CenturyLink!!

    You can't prove nuttin' copper!

  35. CenturyLink basically doesn't exist as a service by judoguy · · Score: 1
    "CenturyLink basically doesn't exist as a service provider "

    No kidding. I've been trying for years to get the bastards to provide me with the internet speed they advertise to me on a daily basis.

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  36. We all know who will win in this.... by gosand · · Score: 1

    The lawyers. Lawyers always win, because they have defined and refined and piled onto a system where they are necessary.

    No matter what the outcome, lawyers win.

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  37. CenturyLink is pure evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, this company makes Wells Fargo look like angles.

    I am currently in a battle with them because they refuse to allow me to cancel my services and are still billing me -- even though I have a receipt for not only the cancellation, but also the return of equipment. (Before you ask, my two-year lock-in ended last summer.)

    Welcome to Trump's 'Murica, where corporations can rape and plunder at will.

  38. Simple fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So centurylink has no customers ? If this isn't true, it can be made to be true, with or without subsidiaries.