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UK Officials Will Summon Mark Zuckerberg To Testify if He Won't Do So Voluntarily (cnbc.com)
UK officials said Tuesday they will summon Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to testify before Parliament the next time he's in British territory if he does not volunteer to do so. From a report: It would be the first governmental summons for Zuckerberg in the fallout of the Cambridge Analytica data leak and widespread concerns around user privacy. "It's worth noting that, while Mr. Zuckerberg does not normally come under the jurisdiction of the UK Parliament, he will do so the next time he enters the country," Damian Collins, a member of the UK Parliament, wrote in a letter published Tuesday. "There are over 40 million Facebook users in the UK and they deserve to hear accurate answers from the company he created and whether it is able to keep their users' data safe," Collins wrote.
So... like they draw a pentagram, hold hands and say his name three times while looking in the mirror? Does that work?
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
He should just claim he has Asperger's and can't travel to England
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If I was Zuck, I wouldn't do it. Pretty soon every country is going to think they need to have him come testify or they're less important than the others. I'd tell those wankers to sod off. Maybe send an underling if they insist.
Are they gonna ban fb in the UK? Lol Zuckerberg just is gonna have to give up his fish and chips and stay home.
They do it for pirate sites so just block the biggest pirate of personal information in history.
Does Australia, Canada, New Zealand, France, Germany, The Netherlands, and Sweden each get a turn summoning a CEO for questions?
It's a big unrealistic to expect someone to visit every country in a timely manner. If they wish to speak with company representatives available in their respective region that's certainly reasonable and I'm sure can be arranged promptly.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
*knock on the door*
*Assange opens it*
Assange: Mark?
Zuckerberg: Hey man, slumber party?
I can see how this will play out.
The big players (Google, Facebook, Twitter, et al.) should not determine what's acceptable speech, or attempt to enforce it.
That's the job of the government, there's lots of existing precedent to rely on, and there are clear avenues of appeal and change.
So here's what will happen: things will get really bad for awhile, then something will happen that breaks the dam. There will be a flood of calls to break up Google (in particular), and twitter and facebook and all the others.
Facebook's problem wasn't that they gave information to an outside party, it's that the party was associated with Trump that got them in trouble. Largely the same thing happened with Obama, and Facebook didn't care.
Recently published research shows that google manipulated search results to make Clinton seem more favorable to Trump. The research uses comparisons of search keys between Google, Bing, and Yahoo to make it's point, and is based on results published in PNAS. An excerpt:
overall, manipulating search suggestions can shift a 50/50 split among people who are undecided on an issue to a 90/10 split without people’s awareness and without leaving a paper trail for authorities to follow.
Google engages in unfair media manipulation at its worst, they are literally trying to sway the results of an election to a candidate they prefer. Facebook and Twitter are doing the same. Facebook does the same thing indirectly, by selling personal information to companies who themselves do the manipulation.
It was thought to be "the smart move" when the Obama campaign did it, and at the time no one realized that the same effect could be turned the other way.
The big players are right now laying the grounds for the upcoming election by eliminating certain opinions. Gun proponents explaining how to clean and care for their guns get their accounts locked, videos get demonetized, commentary gets shadow-banned... despite claims of "it was a mistake" and "it's our AI", the results have been largely one-sided.
I don't expect Facebook to be smart enough to notice what's happening (or Google or Twitter), so the most likely outcome is that this will come to a head with enormous public outcry over something in the future (possibly the upcoming US midterm elections), and the companies will be forceably broken down into smaller pieces or made to submit to regulation.
A pity, really. Facebook could probably get a lot of consumer good will by being the champions of human rights.
Instead, they seem hell-bent on forcing governments to step in with regulation.
Why not summon the head of Facebook's UK operations first? I don't understand their obsession. Did they ask the UK based employees already and not get a satisfactory answer, or something that can only be answered by the CEO?
They just want to meet the rich guy so they can agree some kickbacks with him.
Too much of a coward to address your spam post in the Twitter article yesterday? You're hiding.
As for this post, it contains a violent threat. Your deranged behavior has greatly increased to the point of making random posts in articles where the targets of your rage haven't even posted. It's time for you to be banned from Slashdot and involuntary committed to a mental health institution.
Even the US Congress treated Zuc like a head of state, not putting him under oath, which allowed him to say what he placed, be it an absolute lie.
Good luck, Limeys.
Zuck should hole up in the Bulgarian embassy in Zurich.
They've already asked him politely and he declined. This is the parliamentary equivalent of "We've tried being polite and you refused, so we're not asking anymore". Failure to attend seems to give parliament some vaguely defined power to punish the refusal.
Do we really need another round of bored looking guy explaining technology to old people. What power do the government think they can use to summon a foreigner to them? Typical tory twats, I have way more concern about them keeping anything safe than what facebook does to sell ads.
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Zuckerberg is a demon lord, so nothing that simple will work.
It has to be a full summoning circle, with protection circles for the summoner, acolyte minor, and familiar.
The full incant goes something like:
Here have I scribed the true URLs of power,
Forward and backward anagrammatized,
The abbreviated names of holy CEOs,
Figures of every adjunct to the internet,
And characters of signs and evening stars,
By which the spirits are enforced to rise.
And do the utmost magic can perform.
You also need something to appease Zuckerberg once he gets there. The life of a small child, or the promise of toothless regulation, or something similar.
I think they should get with the State Department and get him extradited like any other criminal.
Can we start issuing these summons for Facebook users? They are the ones who in spite of all contrary reason have enabled Facebook's mass surveillance and given not only their own data but data about their non-Facebook using friends and families to Facebook.
Facebook would be a footnote of history without the billions who continue to line up to send it their selfies and location and contact lists. Do those people bear no responsibility at all for the world they have voted to create?
What's the point now? They didn't listen when people were running around in the beginning saying what a bad idea this was, giving so much information to one company. They wait until Facebook gets too big to control before they realize "Oh, this is a bad thing". Perhaps they realized it before and this is all just a smoke screen to look like they are trying to do something, while they quietly accept Facebook donations in their back pocket.
Laws are rules for the court, but merely a bottom bar to hit for life. Think beyond laws in your actions always.
Little fucking traitor.
This is the parliamentary equivalent of "We've tried being polite and you refused, so we're not asking anymore".
If someone asks you to attend something, and you decline, and they immediately make some vague threat, then they were never really asking in the first place. This is just them dropping the pretense that it was ever voluntary.
Similar to contempt of court, contempt of parliament is punishable by indefinite prison term. Basicslly if he's found in contempt of parliament and then sets foot in the UK he'll be bundled into prison until he agrees to answer questions.
Yes.
It seems to me that US people (I only say the US because that's where I live, I don't know if it's as common elsewhere) seem to think Brits are nice people, and you can get away with shit around them. Brits are *not* especially nice. Brits are *polite*, there is a huge difference. The velvet glove conceals an iron fist, and it's generally easier to be polite back than to piss them off overmuch.
I imagine his questioning will be somewhat more ... in depth ... than it would have been previously. There is no time limit on select-committee investigations, like in the US congressional hearings. If it takes several hours, then it takes several hours...
Physicists get Hadrons!
I hope parliament gives Zuck a colonoscopy with a sharp, rusty meat hook covered with pig feces and duck entrails while a Russian prostitute urinates in his mouth.
It's a two way street. Mr Zuckerberg and others are not breaking a U.K. law unless they are in U.K. territory at the time of breaking it. If you try to enforce otherwise, just like impressing sailors into your navy, then you will get a measure response from the United States of America which will result in a lot of your executives locked up because they violated the U.S. Constitution.
I am intrigued by the role-playing possibilities. Please, continue.
What's the UK going to do do enforce a "summons"?
Scotland Yard is too busy punishing bloggers and cartoonists for "hate speech", and both of their soldiers are already busy in Afghanistan.
They could always threaten to withhold all Tesco coupons, but Zuck's butler shops at Whole Foods.
Or maybe have an MI6 bot campaign spam-post swimsuit pictures of Teresa May to his personal timeline until he complies.
Scruting the inscrutable for over 50 years.
It will be just like in the US: politicians want to look concerned, so - wow - they're going to summon him and make him answer questions. The questions, themselves, of course, will be softballs. It's all about being seen on camera.
Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
How dare those cops arrest the brutal gangster who had been terrorizing the neighborhood! Don't they realize that hooligan has (special) RIGHTS (that commoners don't have)!
but for the crime of possibly/appearing helping Trump win. (but probably not if you actually look at the evidence)
Zuck could remind those in the British government that he holds tons of sensitive personal data on everyone in the British government, their families, and all their friends and their friend's friends, and it would be a *shame* if that data were to be...accidentally and unintentionally, mind...leaked to the public.
Just point out that the UK's Customs and Revenues Service will be taking a very detailed look at Facebook's tax returns, with a view to implementing necessary corrections in legislation that will prevent Zuck from off-shoring his profits to some tax haven.
Nothing will get a mega-corp CEO in the room like a threat to their profits.
..you're drunk on hooker piss again.
So smart. So brave. So very special and free.
Sounds like the kind of thing a lot of our MPs would like, so long as the prostitute is dressed as a nazi officer.
Does this mean that the UK might turn Zuckerberg into the USA equivalent of Julian Assange? I wonder which countries might offer Zuckerberg political assylum. Myanmar, Saudi Arabia or any of those oppressive regimes who use Facebook to track down political dissidents and incite violent hatred against minorities perhaps?
Debate is a form of harassment. Do not question my truth.
i mean m'lord. yes m'lord as i told the honorable gentleman from brixton. no m'lord we already provide all the controls with every single post.
Brits are *polite*, there is a huge difference.
Indeed. When a Brit asks you to "kindly" do something, what they really mean is "do this or I'll break your fucking thumbs".
Just a layperson's 2 cents,
The UK Data protection directive is mostly about not transferring inappropriate risk to users and restricts what sort of things are enforcable an in EULA. It's not a comprehensive privacy law. A data breach does not automatically make a business like Facebook liable for damages under UK DPD. If they have taken reasonable security precautions, which can often be argued that they are no worse than others in the industry, then the consequences should be pretty minimal for FB.
What is more applicable is the UK Consumer Rights Act (2015). And Facebook's lack of disclosure is potentially an issue.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
LOL
if you have a problem with it get elected to Parliament and make them stop.
I do have a problem with it, but it's ridiculous that you think my only option is to somehow take charge charge of another country's political process.
For example, one alternative is I could point out the problems with the situation. Maybe even write an essay or have a rational debate about it. Maybe people could say something insightful about one side or the other.
Or I guess people could crank everything to far extremes, try to dismiss anything that doesn't immediately lead to the desired conclusion, and we can all just collectively fuck off.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
See subject & that's ALL "JustAnotherOldGuy" is (you lose) but it was a challenge to that FAKE NAME for a FAKE LIFE loser (one he can't meet).
* You douchebags are cutting & pasting old posts of mine randomly into posts + doing your typical TRULY cowardly UNIDENTIFIABLE anonymous trollings (IF I have something to say, especially to some SICK asshole, I do that to their faces directly, not the bs you're pulling (which MIGHT "embarass" a soyboy like you having the balls to do what I do but it doesn't me & I fully stand behind it & am justified in my righteous indignation over being called a child molester, which I AM NOT nor have I ever been)).
My opinion of "your kind" (which I am sure most normal people would mirror)?
You've had TOO MUCH SOY (lol) & bisphenol A causing you to act worse than gossiping women (lmao)... you are "the not men" soyboys! Hahahahaha...
APK
P.S.=> Odd (not) how you also conveniently overlook he libeled me too (again, not)... apk
This is the 21st century after all. Why the expense of flying, time. Silly.
If this was Stack Overflow, I would have selected this as the best answer.
“Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
Yes, and when we say 'sorry, excuse me, would you *mind*', you'd better damn well *mind*.
Or you'll get a swordstick (concealed as a walking cane) up your arse, old chap!