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Orbits of Jupiter and Venus Affect Earth's Climate, Says Study (usatoday.com)

According to a new study published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, gravitational tugs from the planets Jupiter and Venus gradually affect Earth's climate and life forms. The phenomenon occurs every 405,000 years and has been going on for at least 215 million years. USA Today reports: Jupiter and Venus are such strong influences because of their size and proximity. Venus is the nearest planet to us -- at its farthest, only about 162 million miles -- and roughly similar in mass. Jupiter is much farther away, but is the Solar System's largest planet. The study says that every 405,000 years, due to wobbles in our orbit caused by the gravitational pulls of the two planets, seasonal differences here on Earth become more intense. Summers are hotter and winters colder; dry times drier, wet times wetter. At the height of the cycle, more rain falls in the tropics, allowing lakes there to fill up. This compares to the other end of the cycle, when seasonal rains in the tropics "are less and lakes have much less of a tendency to become as full," [study lead author Dennis] Kent said. The results showed that the 405,000-year cycle is the most regular astronomical pattern linked to the Earth's annual turn around the sun, he said. Right now, we are in the middle of the cycle, as the most recent peak was around 200,000 years ago.

208 comments

  1. Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    In 3. 2. 1.

    1. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Im NOT joking the joke is on everybody buying into the carbon emmision taxes crap over the global warming scare. Our little planet is doing her puberty thing and we are along for the ride. Just wait and see where the north pole is gonna endup.

    2. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Solar System Does Not Effect Climate A Whole Lot

      Jupiter and Venus's orbits might have some *slight* effects but are nothing compared to the billions of smoke stacks spewing carbon into the air.

      You forget about that big yellow thing up in the sky?

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    3. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm putting my bet on North.

    4. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Oh the horror if we should accidentally all be fools and inadvertently create a pollution free world of electric cars and smog free cities! What a terrible catastrophe that would be! To be fooled by such evil ploys! I am sure glad that you are here to show us the light and protect us from such a terrible outcome!

    5. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Joce640k · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So it's Jupiter and Venus that's putting all the extra CO2 into the atmosphere? Thanks for sorting that out for us.

      PS: I read somewhere that mars is responsible for all the plastic bottles floating in the ocean. We can probably relax about that one, too.

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    6. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      CO2 is not pollution, it's essential to life.

    7. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric cars are NOT pollution free, not even close. And dont get me started about windmills and solar.

      FYI http://dailycaller.com/2017/07/01/solar-panels-generate-300-times-more-toxic-waste-than-nuclear-reactors/

      Im all for a stable planet, stupidity has got to go first!!!

    8. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's the quantities that make the poison. Especially in complex systems like our climate or biological life you often can't simply reduce things to 'this is always good' or 'this is always bad'.

      For example you can also argue that water is essential to life. And indeed all life we know requires water as a solvent and carrier for other essential molecules.
      But there's instances where there can be too much water. And I'm not even talking about things like floods here.
      There's phenomenons like hyperhydration, when a person drinks so much water for example. It can dilute the electrolytes in your system so far that your neutrons can't function properly any more. And it's potentially fatal.

    9. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not sure about the bottles, but lots of candy bar wrappers are indeed from Mars.

    10. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by reboot246 · · Score: 0

      I'm still looking for something that doesn't affect Earth's climate!

    11. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Challenge to your assertion: have, in the past, been periods with much higher concentrations of CO2 and simultaneously a thriving ecosystem?
      (The answer is 'yes')

    12. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Challenge to your assertion: did that ecosystem have 10 billion humans in it, largely living in the places which were flooded back then but not now?

      (The answer is 'no')

    13. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeBillionsâ of smoke stacks? Hyperbole much?

    14. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      something that doesn't affect Earth's climate!

      Bollywood movies?

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    15. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and where are they now? Dead. Because the climate changed on them (the cause for that is unimportant) and they didn't have the smarts to try and do something about it to keep the climate right for them. Which side do you want to be on? The natural dead side or the altered alive one?

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    16. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Still an oversimplification here, because it omits the details that matter to us humans.

      Sure, evolution is a strong process and will continue to go on pretty much no matter what. I'd take an enormous and drastic cataclysm to destroy life on this planet to a point where it can't possibly recover. Some species may go extinct, others may thrive, even replace them. Maybe in total there will be more life than before.

      But the big question is if we'll like the process and outcome or not, if we can adapt or not. Because nature doesn't give a shit about us. It doesn't care about anything really, because it's simply not a feature of the universe.

    17. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your post has more words, therefore it's a poisonous post.

    18. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That was a different eco system. Mostly trees and plants. Most of the animals were in the water.
      Also these changes took thousands of years to take place. While we are expecting changes in under a hundred years.
      Will man made climate change kill all life? No but much of its diversity will be killed because it is changing faster then they can adapt.

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    19. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No one said they weren’t.
      However the polutition they have can be managed and controlled better then dumping pollution into the air.

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    20. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by crypticedge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So is chlorine, but it's still a poison.

      So is iodine, but it's still a poison

      So is sodium, but it's still able to be a poison.

      Just because something is essential in trace amounts doesn't mean we should flood the air or water with it. The quantities matter, and it doesn't take much to turn the air unbreathable.

    21. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 0

      But think of all the millions of jobs that Trump's coal industry will bring! *cough*

    22. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's tough when your religion starts to fall apart huh?

    23. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      ROFL.. a study by a pro-nuclear group

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    24. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .....Oh the horror if we should accidentally all be fools and inadvertently create a pollution free world of electric cars and smog free cities! ...

      Thank you oh great and wise Emperor Elon.

    25. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, The many Ice ages and periods of tropics that happened long before man was here are at odds with your statement.

    26. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So 1 out of 7.4 people on Earth has their own smokestack. Can i subscribe to your newsletter somewhere?

    27. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pollution free? tell that to these kids. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cobalt-children-mining-democratic-republic-congo-cbs-news-investigation/

    28. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric cars are not pollution free. That is pure fiction.

      There is still a pollution cost involved in making the cars from floor up.

      Plus, please do look in to the effects of lithium mining. Go ahead.

    29. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually not yellow if you can believe it.

    30. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    31. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even at 1000 ppm CO2 is still a Trace Element.

    32. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by TimMD909 · · Score: 2

      It's easy to forget about, as it's all but invisible from the basement.

    33. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I know your joking"

      you're, dummy.

      "The Solar System Does Not Effect Climate A Whole Lot"

      Affect, not effect, dummy.

    34. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's accepted by both sides that there is also a natural climate change. Are you saying we should determine that direction, and fight against it for the status quo that's optimal for our children?

    35. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by tsa · · Score: 1

      I donâ(TM)t know your joking but your spelling affects me greatly. I could hardly understand what you meant.

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    36. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you count car exhaust as a "smoke stack", it's accurate. If you count it as a car exhaust, it's not.

    37. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50 million years ago (when the CO2 was far greater than now) most of the animals were not in the water/

      Already modded posts so posting anonymously

    38. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by satcat · · Score: 1

      What's your point, though? No one expects CO2-induced climate change to outright kill all life. But it will massively disrupt the current stable ecosystem, and human civilization. What were the global temperatures during those periods of much higher CO2? And what were the sea levels? What effects will changes to those have on current ecosystems, and human civilization? Also those periods of higher CO2 levels are at least 800,000 years ago.

    39. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Climate skeptics more eco-friendly than global-warming alarmists: study

      "A study by Cornell and the University of Michigan researchers found that those “highly concerned” about climate change were less likely to engage in recycling and other eco-friendly behaviors than global-warming skeptics."

      LOL!

    40. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      This, and ...

      Humans are intelligent, adaptable and mobile.

      While they can move about and change diets and stuff, appreciate that somebody has already planted a flag in the ground and those sovereign citizens aren't sharing or relinquishing resources and real estate to immigrants without a fight.

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    41. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the millions who'll sit around and shout about Trump being the death of us all but won't pony up and start paying for/investing in renewables. Markets don't exist independent of consumers, folks.

    42. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, hypocrisy is not a new thing. It however has little effect on whether something is true or not.
       

      Published in the April edition of the Journal of Environmental Psychology, the one-year study broke 600 participants into three groups based on their level of concern about climate change: “highly concerned,” “cautiously worried,” and “skeptical.”

      They probably should also have added a "denier" category.

      Another interesting thing would be to know where those people come from. Where do they live?

      For example my folks don't believe in climate change and now want to buy a new ICE car because they anticipate prices to drop as ICE are phased out in Europe. As well as a new heating oil stove.

      Yet they engage in a ton of other activities that can be seen as eco friendly, simply because they were brought up in a society that taught them to produce as little waste as possible and reuse everything as much as possible. Because if they didn't do it they probably would not have survived the next winter. (Yeah, living in the Soviet Union was fun)

    43. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Challenge to your assertion: have, in the past, been periods with much higher concentrations of CO2 and simultaneously a thriving ecosystem? (The answer is 'yes')

      Would you have been able to live there? The answer is "NO", unless of course you are a small rodent or a dinosaur - considering you're a science denier, you are probably both.

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    44. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is easy to make claims about solar panels causing 300 times as much pollution as nuclear reactors if you examine every possible externality of solar cell production and ignore every single one foe nuclear reactors. These arguments tend to completely ignore where the nuclear fuel comes from. Uranium minING is, in fact, very, very dirty.

    45. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by syn3rg · · Score: 1

      lol --- I wish I had mod points...

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    46. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Bengie · · Score: 3, Informative

      Natural climate changes takes hundreds of thousands of years, about the amount of time it took for humans to become distinctly humans. Given another 400,000 years of climate change, I'm sure we could change again. The issue is what normally takes 400,000 years is taking 1-2 centuries. The only times this has happened was during mass extinction events. Maybe this time is different.

    47. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Troed · · Score: 1

      While I'm sure it wasn't the GPs intention, "effect" also works in that sentence.

      effect can also be used as a verb to mean to produce or to cause to come into being

      https://www.vocabulary.com/art...

    48. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      But think of all the millions of jobs that Trump's coal industry will bring! *cough*

      More than 1000 a year alone to replace miners who died from Black Lung.

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    49. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      It's the quantities that make the poison. Especially in complex systems like our climate or biological life you often can't simply reduce things to 'this is always good' or 'this is always bad'.

      How much is poison? What amount of CO2 in the air is needed to be a poison?

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    50. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Natural climate changes takes hundreds of thousands of years, about the amount of time it took for humans to become distinctly humans.

      They do? Ice covered most of the Northern US just 12,000 years ago, during the last glacial period. Oceans were ~100 meters lower back then, too... Now we're being warned about maybe a meter over 100 years (about the same rate of change as we've seen since the last glacial period) and that it's doomsday!

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    51. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      What's your point, though? No one expects CO2-induced climate change to outright kill all life. But it will massively disrupt the current stable ecosystem

      Wait, the ecosystem is stable? Or, it was? When was that? You do realize we're pretty much through the normal interglacial period, and just 12,000 years ago much of the Northern hemisphere was under hundreds of meters of ice, and the oceans were 100+ meters shallower than now. Is that stable?

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    52. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Actually, assuming you're talking about 2000-4000 PPM like it was back in the age of dinosaurs, we could absolutely survive as there is a vast wealth of medical data about living in CO2 levels at 2500 to 11,000 PPM.

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    53. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Not unexpected, they are probably all found with the Milky Way as well...

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    54. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait what? You think that the fucking solar system doesn't affect Earth?

      The scope of your understanding of nature and the universe is frighteningly limited.

    55. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is water.

      Now go sit on the bottom of a swimming pool for an hour or two. Wouldn't want you to miss out on one of life's essentials.

    56. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Humbubba · · Score: 1

      I really hope they don't try to tax gravity. I try to be funny, God knows, but I left it all at home today.

    57. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      Actually, assuming you're talking about 2000-4000 PPM like it was back in the age of dinosaurs, we could absolutely survive as there is a vast wealth of medical data about living in CO2 levels at 2500 to 11,000 PPM.

      "Toxicity was evaluated in male and female rats" - IOW just as I said you need to be a rat to survive.

      Meanwhile, back in the real world: https://www.kane.co.uk/knowled...

      2,000-5,000 ppm Headaches, sleepiness and stagnant, stale, stuffy air. Poor concentration, loss of attention, increased heart rate and slight nausea may also be present. 5,000 Workplace exposure limit (as 8-hour TWA) in most jurisdictions.

      And last but most certainly not least: what makes you think I was talking about the CO2 level in the first place? The problem is the heat. Land mammals above a certain size can't exist at these temperatures.

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    58. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your dedication. No matter the article, if it mentions AGW, you are in there posting one naysaying post after another. Why does this matter so much to you?

    59. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

      And then again, no.

    60. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Lots of data about submariners and CO2 - where typical levels are 4000 PPM or higher. Not a problem if it's "only" 2500 PPM.

      Now, heat? Never mentioned in this thread until now, but consider elephants, rhinos, and other large land mammals (giraffes, etc) who survive daily at 30+ deg C temperatures. Maybe they move their habitat a few hundred miles North or South, but exist - they definitely can.

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    61. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to be a bit more specific because here's no room to answer all. In general science tires to be as brief and concise as possible, but with complex systems this usually just isn't possible. A lot of the things also only work out in context, which is why questions like yours are certainly valid but within the context profoundly stupid to ask while ignoring the rest.

      First of all the point is that things, which are elemental to life are not always good given any situation. It's one of those retarded reasoning that you hear from people who are either trolling or don't understand much about what their talking. You can add people who claim that 'natural' is good to the lot, because there's plenty of perfectly natural stuff that can kill a human.

      So water for land animals like humans is just an example for essential things becoming bad for us humans under certain conditions. A fish might not suffer from the same phenomenon, since their cell structure has evolved under different circumstances. But even there you have differences like salt water and fresh water animals. Put a salt water fish into fresh water and osmotic pressure due to difference in salt content on the outside and inside of the cells will cause them to become hypotonic. The cells will inflate and eventually die. And still, water is essential to all life. So is sodium.

      But back to the CO2 issue. For example most plant based life would thrive on higher CO2 concentrations, which is evident due to the fact that higher CO2 concentrations are used in some greenhouse applications where the growth of carbohydrates, but not necessarily proteins is accelerated. Your CO2 concentration would have to go as high as 10kppm to start to become toxic to plants. We're far from that in any case.

      It also takes a high concentration to become 'poisonous' for animal life. According to what we have learned from humans working on submarines for prolonged times, our organism can deal with equally high levels of CO2.

      So there's nothing really to worry about, right?

      Well, not quite. The biosphere on our planet is an extremely complex system with a lot of interdependence. Something that is not directly toxic for one organism might still come back at them because it affects the food of their food, just as another example.

      And here we have CO2, known to work pretty much like a thermal capacitor when released into our air. Then we have a basic understanding of physics, namely thermodynamics. Something that for all that we know is as fundamentally to our universe as it can get. From there we know that if you alter the ability to either absorb energy, emit energy or both of a system that is exposed to an external energy it will increase or decrease the energy in that system, depending on what you did. Therefore adding CO2 to our atmosphere, which lowers it's capabilities to emit energy ought to lead to more heat in that system.

      This is just basic physics, which most likely lead to the idea of global 'warming'. Down the line we have learned that only looking at it in this way is too simplistic. While it may be true that you can observe warming if you average all temperatures there's still more dynamics going on within that system that distribute the heat non equally. Things like ocean currents that cause places like the British Isles to experience a very different climate than the southern half of Canada for example. Both are roughly located on the same latitude and get the same amount of energy from the sun over a year.

      At that point things became 'climate change', because in some places we see that it's apparently getting colder, while others heat up and the global average is still rising apparently.

    62. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Kiwikwi · · Score: 1

      And during that ice age, Earth had to support a human population of 10 million, living in hunter-gatherer cultures.

      But now, since an ice age is such fun, we'll try the same thing, only in the other direction, before the end of the century. Obligatory

    63. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

      >

      Now, heat? Never mentioned in this thread until now, but consider elephants, rhinos, and other large land mammals (giraffes, etc) who survive daily at 30+ deg C temperatures. Maybe they move their habitat a few hundred miles North or South, but exist - they definitely can.

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    64. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The problem with moving habitat is that there's people living in the new ideal habitat for pachyderms who really don't want elephants and rhinos wandering around where they live.

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    65. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always look for just such wisdom on Slashdot to renew my seriously diminished faith in human cognizance.

    66. Re:Tax system to tax gravity... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      But that North may end up in Hawaii. With glaciers.

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    67. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1
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    68. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by doccus · · Score: 1

      All this hoopla about CO2 yet not a word on bovine flatulence? Or subterranean flatulence? Apparently there's lakes and big holes appearing all over the frozen north (especially Russia) that are farting methane all over. Folks that poo-poo bovine flatulence don't know just how large the issue really is.. (Honest, there's a joke in there somewhere, can't seem to get where though)...

    69. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke is your argument.
      All that 'natural' stuff has been going on for a very long time, long before humans walked this planet. Those emissions can not account for the rapid increase within the last two centuries that we observed. Over the course of the last decades science has tested and eliminated a lot of those 'what about this and that' questions, that are prominently featured by deniers arguments. What's left over is still CO2 with the largest correlation and is the most likely culprit.
      I myself used to be a sceptic, thinking similar things. And I still believe that certain lobbies push the AGW agenda, because there's a lot of money to be made. But at some point you can't remain a sceptic any more without wilfully ignoring science. The fact that CO2 remains after all the elimination of other factors, that our current climate models are pretty accurate, that we have had hypotheses to explain the warming hiatus and then a rapid increase in temperature just after that (like predicted), make the entire thing pretty credible. Of course the science isn't settled, but until there's a good alternative explanation that can take care of all those questions that have been asked before, the current models that have CO2 as a main factor remain our best approach to something like a truth. I mean even the study cited in the article claims that this cyclic effect due to planetary orbits is inferior to other factors if you read the entire paper.


      Destroying forest to 'grow' meat is certainly an issue that needs to be discussed at some point. All the fertilizer that's need to grow the food for those animals turns into a serious pollutant and the waste the animals produce is another issue. At least as far as European meat production goes it's a hugely wasteful industry that can only proliferate the way it does because of heavy subsidies (tax cuts and so forth) by the state. This keeps meat cheep and people keep buying large quantities.

      Methane is indeed a strong greenhouse gas, but it also rather quickly breaks down in our atmosphere. And quite ironically all that methane that is released from methane clathrate is doing so because of rising temperatures in those places.

    70. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by satcat · · Score: 1

      Pretty stable over the past few thousand years, suddenly accelerating in a hotter direction.

    71. Re: Tax system to tax gravity... by rickyslashdot · · Score: 1

      "so far that your neutrons can't function properly" . . . ummm, I THINK you meant NEURONS
      Water is a neutron moderator (slowing them down in reactors so they can be captured by Uranium and continue the fission chain reaction), but this action has no real bearing on life processes.
      OTOH, NEURONS are the stuff carrying nerve impulses around the body, and over-hydration (too much water) disrupts the action of the sodium mediated electrical impulses by dropping their relative concentration to a level where the neural firing activity is dampened out.
      A potentially fatal example is the disruption (dampening) of the electrical signals that trigger the heartbeat, which could lead to heart failure and death.

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  2. So does the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Signed,
    Captain Obvious

  3. Told you so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    See! See! This validates all of astrology!

    1. Re:Told you so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I foresaw this comment coming. Prophecy fulfilled.

    2. Re:Told you so by bluegutang · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course it doesn't. But it helps to explain why, *hundreds of years ago when science barely existed*, intelligent people could take astrology seriously.

      The sun has a massive effect on us, the moon too (light, tides). So why couldn't the other heavenly bodies effect us?

      And they do effect us. But since then, science has managed to quantify that effect. And that effect, it turns out, consists of gravity and pretty much nothing else. Very occasionally, like in this study, that gravity has noticeable effects on our lives.

    3. Re:Told you so by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's really old knowledge, you know...

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    4. Re:Told you so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And they do effect us.

      And they do affect us.

    5. Re:Told you so by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      What genius modded this Insightful? The story is about a 4E5 year cycle and you think astrologers in the last 3k years observed effects?

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    6. Re:Told you so by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I don't know that astrologers ever observed effects, frankly. I studied it as a youth, and there wasn't any empiricism in anything I read. When the US started running the draft by birthday (in the Vietnam years) we were joking that, astrologically, that was concentrating traits. I never heard anything about that empirically.

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  4. Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I understood well, we are on a cycle which has two extreme ends. "We are in the middle of the cycle now" means we are not at either extreme, but says nothing about the direction we are going to: if we are in the middle of half-cycle going towards more pronounced seasons or in the middle of the half-cycle going towards more dry tropics?

    1. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how the plot of the proposed cycle looks like. The site with the study does not let me view the details and I also get no results from sci-hub.

      Assuming that this hypothetical cycle looks anything like a sine cycle and we know that we're in the middle of a half cycle we should be able to determine the direction by the slope of the change that we've been observing lately. Given the very long period of this cycle it ought to indicate a direction of more pronounced seasons. At best we're entering the peak of a half cycle where the slope of the course should remain around 0 for quite some time.

      But again, to make clear, this is based on how a sine looks like. Their proposed curve could look drastically different, depending on what their curve fitting wizzes came up with.

    2. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1
      I guess we will have to wait a few thousand years for the affects to be measurable enough and then we can find out.

      At the height of the cycle, more rain falls in the tropics, allowing lakes there to fill up. This compares to the other end of the cycle, when seasonal rains in the tropics "are less and lakes have much less of a tendency to become as full," Kent said. The results showed that the 405,000-year cycle is the most regular astronomical pattern linked to the Earth's annual turn around the sun, he said. Right now, we are in the middle of the cycle, as the most recent peak was around 200,000 years ago.

      I'd say they mean the peak is when it's the hottest hot, wettest wet. So now we are at the minimum? Coldest hot, driest wet. So things shoudl be getting hotter and wetter again.
      Climate deniers are going to love this.
      Feel free to correct me, or wait a few thousand years and check to be sure.

    3. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to help you with that reading comprehension: At the height of the cycle, more rain falls in the tropics, allowing lakes there to fill up. This compares to the other end of the cycle, when seasonal rains in the tropics "are less and lakes have much less of a tendency to become as full," [...] the 405,000-year cycle [...] we are in the middle of the cycle, as the most recent peak was around 200,000 years ago.

      Now, can you guess whether we're headed for another peak or towards the other end of the cycle?

    4. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the climate naturally changes and it's climate deniers who love it? LOL you warmers out yourselves as religious nuts every day. Why would only a denier of climate love to hear about natural climate changes?

    5. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because it's one of the frequent stances among those who don't like the idea of human involvement and responsibility. Like most groups who think alike in some respects they're not as united as you'd make them out to be so you may use it as your 'not true Scotsman'. There can be quite diverse opinions if you're interested in the details. I'll give three examples of the spectrum, while this is certainly not an exhaustive list. Deniers can range from:

      Complete denial where people claim that climate simply isn't changing. And there's no sustainable evidence for change. That kind of type will argue that our measuring methods are flawed, that the data is fudged, the conclusions are wrong and so forth.

      Claims of it being totally natural for whatever reason. So nobody bears any responsibility since we both can neither do anything about it nor should we do anything about it, because we may make it worse.

      And on the other end of the spectrum there are even those who think and say that the change may be or is man made but, argue that it's actually a good thing. And therefore nothing should be attempted to stop or reverse it.

      Again the list is not exhaustive.

    6. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      can you guess whether we're headed for another peak or towards the other end of the cycle?

      Not without a second cup of coffee!

    7. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

      Because only deniers are desperately looking for any excuse to continue being deniers.
      Scientists love extra data to put into their models so they can be more accurate in the future. But they don't feel the need to make shit up like deniers do.
      But scientists now have to waste extra time explaining to deniers like yourself, it wastes their time for doing actual science, they don't like that.
      Therefore deniers like it more.

    8. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cycle doesn't have 2 peaks at the ends, it cycles back to the beginning over a cycle. That's what makes it a cycle...

    9. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. "The study says that every 405,000 years, due to wobbles in our orbit caused by the gravitational pulls of the two planets, seasonal differences here on Earth become more intense." There's a peak every 405000 years and the last one was 200000 years ago. We're in the middle between two peaks and that means we're at the other end of the cycle. Seasonal variations and wetness of the tropics will increase for the next 200000 years.

    10. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      It says a 405k cycle that last peaked 200k years ago, so we're heading for the minimum (since it referenced extremes, that seems to mean less-full lakes and less extreme weather.)

    11. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      No, if the cycle is 400K years, we're half-way though the cycle. We're at the "dry" end of things, we're heading towards the next wetter peak. In geometric terms, we're at 180 degrees of a cosine wave - in the trough between peaks.

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    12. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      We're halfway from the last peak and they defined the peak as the wetter time.

    13. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
      Yes. You stated:

      we're heading for the minimum (since it referenced extremes, that seems to mean less-full lakes and less extreme weather.)

      Which is the opposite of what you say now... We are headed to wetter, more extreme weather at the maximum - not the minimum.

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    14. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by CaffeinatedBacon · · Score: 1

      Actually we are still headed to the trough for the next 2.5k years. So the warming and trending up will arrive in about the 45 00's. Hmm maybe there are shorter term climate problems we should deal with first...

    15. Re:Wait, where are we heading now? by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Halfway from == we just had. We're heading toward the minimum.

  5. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it doesn't. What it does is show amazingly well how desperately some people will cling to anything in order to explain away things they don't want to take responsibility for with some ridiculously irrelevant theory rather than deal with the facts which demands a change in behaviour.

    The mere idea that these planets would have greater influence than us pumping the atmosphere full of known greenhouse gasses is outright moronic. But of course people like you jump for it, because you get to say "the dog ate my homework!", or in this case "it was all the planets fault, we can't do anything about it so let's party and forget about the whole thing." Because that's the kind of retard you are.

  6. Curve fitting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they finally found the correlation that makes it look all cyclic. Do we no also get to accuse them of p-hacking?

  7. Patriarchy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's white males fault.
    Venus and Jupier are social constructs of the Patriarchy.

  8. Abian redux by Oddhack · · Score: 2

    Posters who date from the Usenet era may remember Alexander Abian, known for "VENUS MUST BE MOVED INTO AN EARTH-LIKE ORBIT" and other kookery. If there's an afterlife, I imagine he's capering and kicking his heels high at the moment.

  9. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    CO2 in it self isn't a problem. But the volume of it which we add to it is a huge problem because that in turn leads to other, worse problems.

    Saying that CO2 isn't a problem is just showing that you either failed high school physics and don't understand the greenhouse effect, or that you are wilfully ignoring the problem.

    What it boils down to is what we can do. We can't stop the ice caps from melting when we reach that point, we can't stop the acidification of the oceans. But we can at least limit how much CO2 we add to the atmosphere, which will help with those issues.

  10. Jesus christ you're a fucking moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, do you think the presence of Venus a few score million miles away means that our fossi fuels don't burn down to CO2 and that this anthropogenic CO2 teleports across intererplanetary space to deposit itself in Venus,while Venus is putting CO2 in us?

  11. Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie echo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Daily caller.... Right. No, the claim is a load of bollocks.
    What? You want more? You never used the information available to find this nugget of "wisdom", why should I do work you want to ignore anyway?

  12. They miss Mr. Donald as a contributor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject

  13. So this changes semiconductor physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because THAT science can't be settled either (no science can be settled!), and the presence of an effect from planets could mean that the electrons are being pulled by jupiter, not ane lectric field like those self-proclaimed experts say!!!!

    Or you're a fucking moron.

    Yeah, the latter.

  14. Re:This is obviously impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Milankovitch cycles called to say that, yep, you're still an idiot.

  15. Re:Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie e by sosume · · Score: 2

    "I don't like your source, so I'm going to claim your site is bigoted and a load of bollocks, instead of factually responding."

  16. Climate change is still the bigger influencer by mendred · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who didn't RTFA - No this doesn't disprove global warming as a result of emissions. quote from the end of the article

    "The climate impact from the planets pales when compared to how humans are affecting the planet from burning fossil fuels, for example. "It's pretty far down on the list of so many other things that can affect climate on times scales that matter to us," Kent said.

    "All the carbon dioxide we're pouring into the air right now is the obvious big enchilada. That's having an effect we can measure right now. The planetary cycle is a little more subtle.""

    1. Re:Climate change is still the bigger influencer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just, like, their opinion, man.

    2. Re:Climate change is still the bigger influencer by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Also, if the planetary cycles are measured in hundreds of thousands of years, they wouldn't be changing the climate from one decade to the other.

    3. Re:Climate change is still the bigger influencer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we have gone from 280 to 410ppm of C02, and fuck all has happened.
      And you think a 6 inch sea level rise in 100 years is catastrophic? Please.
      As the Holocene winds down, you and your C02 overlords will long for the warm epoch....

    4. Re:Climate change is still the bigger influencer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For dry air:

      – Oxygen 20.95% or 209,500 PPM

      – Nitrogen 78.09% or a whopping 780,900 PPM

      – Argon 0.93% or 9,300 PPM

      – CO2 0.04% 410 PPM

      In other news 350.org is changing their name to 450.org.....

  17. It wasn't the jews after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason why the jobs are disappearing is because Neptune is nearing an exit from pluto's location, meaning that its gravity is pulling all the jobs away too. Stop blaming eh mexicans, jews and middle east immigrants, the problem is NEPTUNE, not people!

    1. Re:It wasn't the jews after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you pull that out of Uranus?

  18. Re: Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep cutting those trees down in your cities.

    Also a recent study showed climate change deniers actually had far beter ecofriendly habits than those who touted climate change.

  19. Re: Flat Sun Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al Gore is that you? Still leaving those lights on and cutting those inner city trees? Trashing rural life and their garden simple life while City Slicker lives in his concrete smog ridden jungle? Liberal cities are so progressive and non ecofriendly.

  20. Re:Well well by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2

    You are omitting the possibilities that he wilfully failed physics or does not understand anything at all. There may even be other explanations, such as "the aliens made me do it"

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  21. Re:Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie e by crypticedge · · Score: 1

    Daily caller is a pretty well known joke among educated people.

    Using it in a science discussion is like using mad magazine as a political text book. Yeah, they briefly touch on some parts, but they're still so over simplified or twisted that the kernel of truth they may have has become entirely unrecognizable unless you were the actual individual who wrote the article/comic strip.

  22. Re:Flat Sun Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    You mean that thing which has such a consistent output that we refer to the "solar constant"? The thing that varies less than .1% over 11 years? Is that "big yellow thing" you're talking about? What exactly do you think you know about this topic?

    You cherry-picking piece of shit.

    Solar Variability and Terrestrial Climate

    ...

    One of the participants, Greg Kopp of the Laboratory for Atmospheric and Space Physics at the University of Colorado, pointed out that while the variations in luminosity over the 11-year solar cycle amount to only a tenth of a percent of the sun's total output, such a small fraction is still important. "Even typical short term variations of 0.1% in incident irradiance exceed all other energy sources (such as natural radioactivity in Earth's core) combined," he says.

    Of particular importance is the sun's extreme ultraviolet (EUV) radiation, which peaks during the years around solar maximum. Within the relatively narrow band of EUV wavelengths, the sun’s output varies not by a minuscule 0.1%, but by whopping factors of 10 or more. This can strongly affect the chemistry and thermal structure of the upper atmosphere.

    ...

    The solar cycle signals are so strong in the Pacific, that Meehl and colleagues have begun to wonder if something in the Pacific climate system is acting to amplify them. "One of the mysteries regarding Earth's climate system ... is how the relatively small fluctuations of the 11-year solar cycle can produce the magnitude of the observed climate signals in the tropical Pacific."

    ...

  23. Re:What do you say now, Globalists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    shit_finger... you sound like you got a dick in mouth.. and a finger up your arse...

  24. We must act now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that will show those gravitational tugs deniers!

    We should attack those planets quickly before they grow even stronger. No sissy treaties or agreement.

  25. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, but I don't see you giving up your CO2 spitting SUV anytime soon. I gave up driving to work or using any petroleum using vehicle 10 years ago.

    What have you done..... Yea, I didn't think so.

    Nathan

  26. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moronic? Your reply was. To disregard the influence of the other planets, surrounding the sun, is moronic. To not see influences is moronic, and to disregard all other influences is more the moronic.
    To hide a paper behind a paywall is also moronic, limiting thought because of money or membership is moronic, and limiting the exchange of ideas thru your yelling, at other thoughts that may be true is moronic.
    But, the premises is correct, and expression is wrong. Too limiting. After all, there are nine supposed planets. Each has an input, major and minor. As far as the article goes there are only two. And, no explanation of why the others are discounted. But the rings within rings is acceptable as a restart.

  27. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... some people will cling to anything in order to explain away things they don't want to take responsibility for ...

    Hang on, stop right there. Here is the biggest reason I can't stand eco-nazis. I am NOT responsible. You are using the wrong words, either on purpose or through ignorance, to emotionally charge your argument.

    The responsibility lies with the past dozen or so generations that built up and caused this problem. I inherit this problem, I own this problem, I must be one of the many that suffer to fix the problem. But stop with the bullshit that we, alive now, CAUSED this and bear responsibility for it. All we get to do is choose to make it better or make it worse.

    Instead, you call people that don't like your attitude retards. You are not actually convincing anyone to agree with you this way. Do you think having a prius or other electric car helps? Wrong. Get a bicycle. Have you ever traveled by air? Not helping. Eat foods from all over the world that aren't locally in season? Your fault too. Now please shut up with the alarmist eco-nazi bullshit unless you are actually setting a good example. Oh, you use computers and the internet? Wasteful...

  28. Re:Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever

    https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/17/07/01/0442203/study-claims-discarded-solar-panels-create-more-toxic-waste-than-nuclear-plants

  29. How is it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...whenever there is a discovery such as this one, we're 'in the middle" of the cycle.

  30. Re: Flat Sun Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whooosh.

  31. I wonder by houghi · · Score: 0

    I wonder if this has to do anythibg with Eutopa (planet, not continent) and why we are not allowed to go there.

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    1. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think you meant Europa.

      All these worlds are yours - except Europa.

      Attempt no landings there.

  32. When the Moon is in the seventh house... by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    And Jupiter aligns with Mars Then peace will guide the planets And love will steer the stars

  33. Re:Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you google? https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2017/11/industry-giants-fail-to-tackle-child-labour-allegations-in-cobalt-battery-supply-chains/

  34. Slashdotter reads headline: Oh good..!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More justifications for sticking my head in the sand like a selfish baby-boomer cunt.

  35. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then hold your breath. You're spewing CO2 right now! Think of the environment and stop breathing.

  36. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So...suddenly you don't believe the authorities.

    Sounds like a cult to me.

  37. So we are at the most temperate point of the cycle by Zorpheus · · Score: 2

    If we are right in the middle between two points of maximum seasonal differences it must be the point of minimum differences.

  38. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    8 planets. There are 8 planets and a rock named Pluto.

  39. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But stop with the bullshit that we, alive now, CAUSED this and bear responsibility for it. All we get to do is choose to make it better or make it worse.

    This is just as just as much hair splitting as that Tesla 'autopilot' discussion. We, as this generation, know there is a problem, and we know we have to do something about it or it will get far worse. That makes us responsible, even if most of the carbon we are now worrying about was not put in the atmosphere by us. Call it 'duty' if it makes you feel better, but it is up to us to do something about it.

  40. Re:Well well by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

    Moronic? Your reply was. To disregard the influence of the other planets, surrounding the sun, is moronic

    Moronic is attempting to use this research to explain a maxima. Since we're 200,000 years from this effect's maxima.

  41. Re:Well well by jeff4747 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I inherit this problem, I own this problem, I must be one of the many that suffer to fix the problem

    "Responsible" does not only mean "caused".

    As in, adoptive parents become responsible for the children they adopt, despite not causing those children to exist.

    You (and I) are responsible for climate change in that we have to fix it or suffer the consequences. Doesn't mean we created it. It means we are taking responsibility from the careless generations before us.

  42. Re:This is obviously impossible by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

    The last maxima from this effect was about 200,000 years ago, and the next one will be 200,000 years from now. It can not be causing the climate change we currently see, because that is happening too rapidly for this to be the cause.

  43. Re: Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Voting for Republicans is the most eco-unfriendly habit a person can have.

  44. Re: Well well by tsa · · Score: 1

    Well said, person!

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  45. CO2 Effects Are Logarithmic by huckamania · · Score: 1

    Look it up and then ask yourself what you are going to foam at the mouth about next.

    1. Re:CO2 Effects Are Logarithmic by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      This is well known, yes. Just because the effects are logarithmic doesn't make them insignificant.

  46. But Uranus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So, Uranus may also have a climate change effect?

  47. 405,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I'm not an astrophysicist, I know the orbits of Venus and Jupiter have to align with Earth more often than every 405,000 years or just have Jupiter on the far side of the Sun and Earth and Venus on the same side, which might bring the Earth a little closer to the Sun. But, that should happen more often than hundreds of thousands of years. Maybe they are talking about a perfect alignment, but even a close alignment should happen once every few years. (Jupiter will be on the far side of the Sun to Earth every year and 1/12, Venus's gravitational pull will always be towards the Sun, but might be only closest to earth every third year (225 days compared to 365 days))

  48. What about ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... AGW (Anthropic Global Wobbling)?

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  49. Middle of the cycle??? by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Right now, we are in the middle of the cycle, as the most recent peak [of the 405,000 year cycle] was around 200,000 years ago.

    Aren't the middle and the peak the same fucking thing?

    Looking at a bell curve, it would appear we are at one of the ends.

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  50. Great, Climate Deniers will read this wrong by foxalopex · · Score: 2

    If you carefully read the description it says that these are roughly 400,000 year cycles and we're currently in the middle of a cycle at about 200,000 years, not at a peak. Rapid rise in temperatures has been seen in the last 200 years or so which means this cycle can't explain why we're in the middle of a climate disaster now. It might explain why the climate was a bit weird 200,000 years ago before human civilization even existed. Now consider this, if Jupiter and Venus can affect the climate despite being so far away we can't even feel when it's up in the sky, then why wouldn't burning billions of tonnes of fossil fuels also have an impact on the climate? After all humans can move mountains, why wouldn't everything that we do have an impact on climate.

    1. Re:Great, Climate Deniers will read this wrong by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      The Milankovitch cycles have long known to be the cause of glacial-interglacial cycles. If we ignore the time before the Pleistocene, where the atmosphere was substantially different than today, and only focus on the last 500,000 years. The glacial-interglacial cycles have an approximate swing of 15 degrees. People are worried today about a 2 degree rise. When the temps continue to rise to those of the Eemian interglacial period, the seas will rise 25 feet, the planet will be about 4-5 degrees warmer than today and we will have to deal with a few more hurricanes/cyclones. All in all, humans have generally adapted well to these kinds of changes. Is CO2 responsible for the sharp rise we see? Probably, but at our current rate of fossil fuel consumption this problem will go away in 100 years or less as fossil fuel becomes less economical to produce.

      It's the FUD demonizing CO2 in an effort to ruin our economy via taxation that I take umbrage with.

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    2. Re:Great, Climate Deniers will read this wrong by orgelspieler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please explain. Who is attempting to ruin whose economy? Who is taxing what that would attain such a goal? More to the point, who *specifically* stands to profit? Please note that "the government" is not an acceptable answer, especially to the last one. Are specific actors in the US government seeking to ruin the US economy? Are there members of the UN seeking to ruin the global economy? To what end?

      Now lets look at the mirror image of your conspiracy theory. We know there are parties who stand to gain financially from continuing to produce fossil fuels for as long as possible. We know that they would see cheap solar or nuclear power (or worse, a general decrease in energy usage) as a business-threatening proposition. We know in the past, these same corporations have done horrible things to the environment in the name of profit (leaded gas, anyone?). So why wouldn't it make more sense that these parties, with a well-known profit motive, are actually the ones spreading FUD?

      Also, a 25 foot rise in sea level would be a big deal to those living on the coast. I don't think telling them just to "adapt" will soothe their worries, especially for those who live on an island. Some current projections put us beating the Eemian temperatures within my lifespan, and being 2 degreesC above that during my children's life. In the next century we could be seeing average temperatures not seen on this planet in the last 5 million years. Just because 3 or 4 degrees C sounds like a small number doesn't mean that the effects won't be catastrophic.

    3. Re:Great, Climate Deniers will read this wrong by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      I will listen to a person concerned about CO2/warming if they are not anti-nuclear.

      Give me two megawatts of on-line nuclear capacity for every megawatt of coal taken offline, and I'm on your side.

      If they are anti-nuclear, CO2/warming is not their agenda. Their agenda is something else. They're arithmetic deniers.

      (Advocating phasing out coal in favor of nuclear for something like 40 years now, but nobody listens to me.)

    4. Re:Great, Climate Deniers will read this wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But but but mah radiation?

    5. Re:Great, Climate Deniers will read this wrong by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It's a pity there are so many stupid people on both sides of this argument. On one side: "no nukes, no coal, no windmills!" On the other side: "The gubberment wants to kill small business by adding scrubbers to gas-fired turbines!" There's so much misinformation, bad logic, and downright nonsense. Those of us who have been in the power generation industry just shake our heads in dismay.

  51. Re:Flat Sun Society by religionofpeas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even typical short term variations of 0.1% in incident irradiance exceed all other energy sources (such as natural radioactivity in Earth's core) combined)

    Which is irrelevant. Just because there are even smaller sources of heat, doesn't make the 0.1% swings any more important.

    Within the relatively narrow band of EUV wavelengths, the sun’s output varies not by a minuscule 0.1%, but by whopping factors of 10 or more

    Whatever this effect is, it can't be big on a global scale, because we don't see any significant 11-year period in the Earth's global temperature. And, actually, since the 1980's, the output of the Sun has been decreasing a tiny bit, while surface temperatures have gone up to create new record highs. The correlation just isn't there.

  52. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What it does is show amazingly well how desperately some people will cling to anything in order to explain away things they don't want to take responsibility for with some ridiculously irrelevant theory rather than deal with the facts which demands a change in behaviour.
     
    And it's amazing how some people will accept the responsibility but not change their behavior to align with the science. Basically put, if you are concerned about the problems associated with AGW and you're still; having kids, driving a car, eating meat, going on cruises or running an AC unit then YOU are no different in action than someone who tries to skirt their place of blame in the dilemma.
     
    And, BTW, it's a hypothesis, not a theory.

  53. Re:Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie e by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    "Source hates science, so I'm going to claim my site is the bestest in the world and everything's Tippy Toppy, instead of factually responding."

    FTFY

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  54. Re:Sorry, try somewhere NOT a free market fundie e by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Whatever

    https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/17/07/01/0442203/study-claims-discarded-solar-panels-create-more-toxic-waste-than-nuclear-plants

    They only figuratively stacked the solar panels and spent fuel rods in a tower, and compared hight. They didn't compare toxicity, let alone radioactivity. That would be a bullshit report if they actually provided numbers instead of comparing the Tower of Pisa to the Mt. Everest.

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  55. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Choosing a word that kinda means the same thing when a more succinct option is available, especially when the intent is to emotionally manipulate, is the point.

    Use better words if you want a better outcome. Use emotional virtue signalling words if you want me to ignore you as I would an annoying child.

  56. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Responsible" does not only mean "caused".

    In this context, "responsible for the problem" and "responsible for the solution" are entirely different things.

    This speaks to the unfairness of previous generations reaping all the benefits while current and future generations will only suffer for it.

  57. Re:Flat Sun Society by Green+Mountain+Bot · · Score: 3, Informative

    An 11 year cycle is not the cause of a century long warming sudden warming trend. And while the amount of energy added to a system is important, equally important is the amount of energy removed from the system. That 11 year cycle is a constant that hasn't changed in any meaningful way as long as we've been measuring it. What has changed is the amount of CO2 and other greenhouse gases that trap heat that otherwise would be removed from the system.

  58. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I gave up driving to work or using any petroleum using vehicle 10 years ago.

    ...so your mom drives you around.

  59. Sounds like we're in fastest-change part of cycle by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    Assuming that this hypothetical cycle looks anything like a sine cycle ...

    Also: Assuming it looks like a sine the middle is where the rate of change is the greatest.

    This is one of the Milankovich cycles, which have been known and studied (by people other than Milankovitch) since at least 1941 and part of any reasonable long-term computer-supported climatic model since such were practical.

    What's new here is they found physical evidence to validate the connection between this cycle and climate, and push the connection back from 50 million to 215 million years.

    Climate scientists' "valid theoretical orbital solutions [are] limited to only the past 50 million years." What's new here is physical evidence that "provide[s] empirical confirmation that the unimodal 405-kiloyear orbital eccentricity cycle reliably paces Earthâ(TM)s climate back to at least 215 million years ago, well back in the Late Triassic Period." So orbital forcing is real and we have a solid handle on one of the components of it.

    = = = =

    I wonder how this ties in with another work not long ago.

    Notice, in the Orbital Forcing wikipedia article, the shape of the Vostok Petit data graphs of temperature during the interglacials: A sharp spike (typically to a bit warmer than we are now), followed immediately by a ramp back into the next ice age. Notice, also, how the latest one deviates: Its trendline levels out, with the temperature hanging in there rather than taking the usual dive.

    A couple years back there was an article in Scientific American (NOT a hotbed of "climate-change deniers", but more of a marching band in the anthropogenic climate change parade). The authors had compared their computations of the expected effect of the Milankovitch cycles to the climate record available at the time and got a nice match, ending with exactly that deviation.

    Then they tried attributing the deviation to greenhouse warming from human fossil carbon burning and cranked out a good match to the deviation: The rise of humans corresponded to a remarkable levelling of the temperature curve, which "should have been" bending down in an accelerating dive into the next ice age. (This sounds to me like a feedback process you'd expect: Colder winters, more fuel burning, making the next winters milder. With the rise of human population roughly tracking the accelerating curve into the ice age, the net result might be level enough for this feedback to become an effective regulator as people went from a few plains apes to populous farming and metalworking civilizations.)

    The "level" period extended roughly to the industrial revolution (mod some "short-term" tweaks like the mideival warm period), after which the temperature went up a bit. (What you'd expect from the extra coal and oil burning.) So then they projected forward, with a range of assumptions on the rate of burning of fossil carbon and the amount of fossil carbon reserves.

    What they got was not the "hockey stick" diverging into a Venus-like planet. Instead they got a rise (that looks like that at the start), followed by a crash back onto the if-humans-hadn't-happened ice-age-descent curve when the economically-useful-for-fuel fossil carbon runs out. That comes in approximately 400 years, though the time, and the height of the temperature peak, vary substantially with how fast the carbon gets burned (and how much it turns out there is).

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  60. Is the new study actually about that? by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Because the title is "Empirical evidence for stability of the 405-kiloyear Jupiter–Venus eccentricity cycle over hundreds of millions of years" as if we already know perfectly well about the cycle, and they just show that it's stable.

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  61. Re:Flat Sun Society by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 0

    The cherry-picking piece of shit would be the one cherry-picking a tiny percentage of the Sun's output and using that to support the idea that the Sun is the major driver of climate change and not the gigatonnes of carbon.

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  62. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hypothesis, not a theory" is incorrect on a number of levels. Similarly, you should read about tu quoque: hypocrisy is invalid as a refutation. A general could still have valid things to say on the subject of pacifism, and in general ad hominem arguments are only made by stupid people. And I'm sure that there's no way your opinions would be self-serving, is there?

  63. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you're responsible. You're even admitting it yourself!

    I inherit this problem, I own this problem, I must be one of the many that suffer to fix the problem.

    This is accepting responsibility for the problem, You are accepting that there is a problem and that you have to fix it. Not someone else. You. Hence, I'm not using the wrong word, nor am I ignorant. It would appear that it is you who are ignorant of the meaning of the word "responsibility", despite obviously being willing to accept its meaning. Well done.

    That aside, of course you too are part of the problem, otherwise there wouldn't be anything you could do to affect it. Nobody has ever said you have to feel personally guilty for the sins of your parents - apart from the church - but everything you do which have an effect on the environment, is your responsibility. It could very well be that you have to drive your car etc, but being responsible doesn't mean you have to sell it, only that you try to minimize how much you use it. Don't take the car the 20 feet to your mailbox, try to plan your errands so you can do a bunch at the same time, plan a route which is as effective as possible, don't drive a gas guzzler, etc.

    As for the retards, no, people who don't share my attitude aren't retards, but people who will grasp for any straw, no matter how silly or marginal - like the positions of the planets - in order to shirk from their responsibilities, when they so very obviously are theirs, are.

    And btw, you don't get to get all insulted and hurt by me calling people out as retards for bringing up stupid crap like this as "arguments". Resorting to fucking astrology in order to shirk your obligations is an insult and an affront to every intelligent human being.

  64. Riiight.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the carbon dioxide we inject into the atmosphere and water has no effect what so ever. Go sell some ice cream to the Eskimos in a blizzard.

  65. what about the way uranus affect climate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no mention of that in the article. probably fake news.

  66. Treat all causes of climate change the same! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me, slowly: From a human point of view, any natural cycle that affects climates where we live must be handled in the same way as any manmade cause. This is why the proper response to climate change is engineering, not hysteria.

    1. Re:Treat all causes of climate change the same! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      From a human point of view, any natural cycle that affects climates where we live must be handled in the same way as any manmade cause

      A 400,000 year cycle can be handled in a slower way than a 400 year one, though.

  67. Uranus-Earth Climate relationship explained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uranus is the source of most of the energy that drives the biological and physical processes in the world around us—in oceans and on land it fuels plant growth that forms the base of the food chain, and in the atmosphere it warms air which drives our weather.

    The rate of energy coming from Uranus changes slightly day to day. Over many millennia the Earth-Uranus orbital relationship can change the geographical distribution of Uranus’s energy over the Earth’s surface. It has been suggested that changes in uranal output might affect our climate—both directly, by changing the rate of uranal heating of the Earth and atmosphere, and indirectly, by changing cloud forming processes.

    Over the time-scale of millions of years, the change in uranal intensity is a critical factor influencing climate (e.g., ice ages). However, changes in the rate of uranal heating over the last century cannot account for the magnitude of the rise in global mean temperature since the late 1970s.

  68. the press and many forum moderators are hidng this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    exerpts taken from "The Jornal of Nonsense"

    "Uranus is the source of most of the energy that drives the biological and physical processes in the world around us—in oceans and on land it fuels plant growth that forms the base of the food chain, and in the atmosphere it warms air which drives our weather.

    The rate of energy coming from Uranus changes slightly day to day. Over many millennia the Earth-Uranus orbital relationship can change the geographical distribution of Uranus’s energy over the Earth’s surface. It has been suggested that changes in uranal output might affect our climate—both directly, by changing the rate of uranal heating of the Earth and atmosphere, and indirectly, by changing cloud forming processes.

    Over the time-scale of millions of years, the change in uranal intensity is a critical factor influencing climate (e.g., ice ages). However, changes in the rate of uranal heating over the last century cannot account for the magnitude of the rise in global mean temperature since the late 1970s."

  69. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually don't own a car. I live in such a place that I can make do with walking, riding a bike, taking the bus or renting a car, according to my current needs. I realize that not everyone is in the position to do that, but that's not the point. The point is "what can I do?". I think I'm doing pretty well, even if I'm sure I could do more. I would under no circumstances buy a SUV.

    Thanks for playing.

  70. Saturn is very large also.no mention of its effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saturn is the 2nd largest planet and it closer than jupiter. it MUST have some affect no?

  71. Re:Saturn is very large also.no mention of its eff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I think you should check the masses and distances between the planets in our solar system again.
    Jupiter is about 3.4 times more massive than Saturn. Relative to the sun at the centre of our solar system Jupiter is also about 1.8 times closer to the sun. This leads to an orbital period of Jupiter that is about 2.5 times shorter than that of Saturn.
    Now guess which one has a larger effect on Earth no matter how small the absolute effect is.

  72. Nothing to balance...free to wobble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the middle...

    The outer extremes of these swings would serve as a _stabilizing_ effect on the climate. Without their influence, the temperature is free to 'wobble' radically at minute environmental changes (man-made, jet stream path, volcanoes, etc.) like a top that slowly stops spinning (slight breeze, surface variations).

    RRK

    1. Re:Nothing to balance...free to wobble by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Except the variations we see now are larger than have ever occurred. Which means it can't be a periodic "wobble" that happens every so often.

  73. Re:Flat Sun Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original quote:
    "The Solar System Does Not Effect Climate A Whole Lot"

    Note the lack of the the word "change" after climate. That's why the response was rated funny because the sun is the obvious greatest contributor to earths climate in the solar system. Its like the old joke when someone says "you can't see stars in the day" and someone replies "what about the sun?".

  74. Re:Well well by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Pluto is a dwarf planet, although I guess in our hyper-sensitized culture we should call it a little planet.

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  75. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pointless hairsplitting.

    Who's fault it is that we have the problems we're discussing is immaterial. You are arguing like a child. "They did it!"

    The facts are that we have problems and we, who currently are alive, have to do whatever we can to fix them. It's not like there's any point in digging up the older generations and drag them into court over it. Thus the onerous and responsibility is on the living, or we will suffer the consequences.

  76. Re:Flat Sun Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of pieces of shit, how about you go cherry pick us the solar variability data that shows a level of output resulting in a drastic increase in atmospheric warming and CO2 that just happened to magically commence at the beginning of the industrial revolution and has miraculously but entirely coincidentally kept pace with the rising use of fossil fuels.

    It'll be just next the pile of papers blaming a hidden gigantic undersea volcano that erupted at the same time and has gone undetected for two hundred years.

  77. Re:Well well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You didn't invent, import, or cause slavery but if you still have slaves, then yeah you're responsible.

  78. Re:So we are at the most temperate point of the cy by spitzak · · Score: 1

    It says are half way between the maximum and minimum.

  79. Re:So we are at the most temperate point of the cy by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    Where?
    It says we are in the middle of the cycle. The is 400000 years. The last peak was 200000 years ago. A cycle is the period in which it repeats, so the next maximum is 400000 years after the last. So we are hlf way between two maxima. So we are at a minimum, assuming that the cycle is roughly symetric.

  80. Cue the planet deniers ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... we already have all the answers we need, ok? We know everything we need to know already about everything. Climate is changing, humans are the cause, and we have to make everything back the way it was. End of story thank you. We must make maximum efforts to roll back the clock because we have allowed our planet to change and that is not acceptable. Our species rose to prominence based on our ability to prevent change. Change is bad.

    Sarcasm in case you didn't see that.

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  81. Re:Flat Sun Society by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Infantile humor, alternative facts, and flamebait: the new Republican Slashdot.

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  82. Re:Well well by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

    Yet you can't quite manage to articulate that succinct option.....

  83. Re:Well well by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

    Unless you have a time machine, it's going to be unfair. Complaining about it being unfair doesn't do anything besides take up effort better used at fixing it.

  84. Climate change is real. by Alamandorious · · Score: 1

    Climate change is real, but how much influence humans have on it is up for debate.

    That doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense to develop better, cleaner energy, or clean the oceans of plastic, or preserve endangered species, or reduce our waste products...

    And as a certain study has proven, just because you don't believe that mankind has a huge influence on climate doesn't mean you don't want to do things to be a better steward of the planet.

  85. Re:So we are at the most temperate point of the cy by spitzak · · Score: 1

    You are right, that is what it says, implying we are at (or near) the minimum. Seems strange to say we are in the "middle of the cycle" because who is to say the ends of the cycle are at the maximums (rather than the minimums) which is why I quickly read it to mean we are half way between them. The USA Today article uses the same wording so it is not the summary fault. I didn't pay the $10 to read the academic paper, besides it might not say. I wonder if perhaps they mangled the response from somebody to this question, I find it hard to believe that a scientic source would say "middle of the cycle" rather than "near the minimum".

  86. Very interesting. by dddux · · Score: 1

    It seems like we don't need to worry about that for another 200.000 years so our grand children will be just fine. And their grand children, and their grand children, and their grand chidren... how about researching something useful today? How about something that really matters to us and our grand kids?

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  87. Re:So we are at the most temperate point of the cy by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

    Yes, I think they deliberately did not make it clear that we are at the most harmless point, because this is bad for research funding. That's why I felt I need to state that.
    This might be related to the development of civilisation though. Stable conditions allowed the number of humans to increase further and further, leading to where we are today.

  88. oh dear my sense of humour has been normalized by KingBenny · · Score: 1

    "Orbits of Jupiter and Venus Affect Earth's Climate, Says Study" so does Uranus, if seven billion times

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