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Richard Stallman Demands Return Of Abortion Joke To libc Documentation (theregister.co.uk)

An anonymous reader quotes The Register: Late last month, open-source contributor Raymond Nicholson proposed a change to the manual for glibc, the GNU implementation of the C programming language's standard library, to remove "the abortion joke," which accompanied the explanation of libc's abort() function... The joke, which has been around since the 1990s and is referred to as a censorship joke by those supporting its inclusion, reads as follows:

25.7.4 Aborting a Program... Future Change Warning: Proposed Federal censorship regulations may prohibit us from giving you information about the possibility of calling this function. We would be required to say that this is not an acceptable way of terminating a program.

On April 30, the proposed change was made, removing the passage from the documentation. That didn't sit well with a number of people involved in the glibc project, including the joke's author, none other than Free Software Foundation president and firebrand Richard Stallman, who argued that the removal of the joke qualified as censorship... Carlos O'Donnell, a senior software engineer at Red Hat, recommended avoiding jokes altogether, a position supported by many of those weighing in on the issue. Among those voicing opinions, a majority appears to favor removal.

But in a post to the project mailing list, Stallman wrote "Please do not remove it. GNU is not a purely technical project, so the fact that this is not strictly and grimly technical is not a reason to remove this." He added later that "I exercise my authority over glibc very rarely -- and when I have done so, I have talked with the official maintainers. So rarely that some of you thought that you are entirely autonomous. But that is not the case. On this particular question, I made a decision long ago and stated it where all of you could see it."

The Register reports that "On Monday, the joke was restored by project contributor Alexandre Oliva, having taken Stallman's demand as approval to do so."

286 of 522 comments (clear)

  1. The tiniest dick swinging possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean not to put too fine a point on it but this kind of nattering over minutiae is almost quaint. A relic from a bygone age of outspoken egotists who Did Shit(tm)

    1. Re:The tiniest dick swinging possible by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Did I wander into a Politics forum?

    2. Re:The tiniest dick swinging possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That seems to be Slashdot's MO for the last decade or so, so yes.

    3. Re: The tiniest dick swinging possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree abortion should be legal to any "age" the mother wants. I prefer 18 personally as a cutoff though. Because you know "there's nothing in nature that says an 18 year old should fulfill 'it's potential.

    4. Re:The tiniest dick swinging possible by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am socially pro-life and I consider this joke to be not only perfectly reasonable, but as a programmer who knows that calling abort() may kill a program without doing proper garbage collection and thus create memory leaks, the point of it being an unacceptable way to terminate a program is quite reasonable as well.

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  2. Opinion by thegreatbob · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I, personally, thought to the joke was funny enough, albeit off-color. Black humor is still humor, and I personally recommend its persistence if only as a defense against the professionally offended. That being said, I can sympathize a bit with folks who are legitimately offended by something like this (primarily because death as a whole is a subject that requires concern/consideration when talking about it in certain contexts), in contrast to those who are essentially allowing themselves to be offended on behalf of some other entity/group. As a final note, if someone has read this comment, and assumed that they are a target of my labeling as a professional offense taker, some soul-searching is recommended, as that was basically my intention.

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    1. Re:Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm offended at the suggestion I have a soul! How dare you! I demand you take that back!

      - Soulless professional offense taker

    2. Re:Opinion by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Meh. They are both right and both wrong. May I suggest that they simply fork libc...

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    3. Re: Opinion by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's less about death than it is about religious extremism in politics denying people access to information and resources.

      The joke satirises extremists, which is admittedly more airtime than the extremists deserve.

      However, we live in a free() country that was previously malloced.

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    4. Re:Opinion by taustin · · Score: 1

      I prefer the term "outrage monkey," throwing their poo at the tourists.

    5. Re: Opinion by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The proper term is "professional victim". You know, like feminazis, social justice warriors, and certain minorites that take the mere fact that they're a minority to mean they're entitled to label everything as being racist or sexist, like that lady who attacked the Hugh Mungus guy.

    6. Re:Opinion by pots · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most of the people here aren't seeing the positive angle here. This is complicated by the fact that this particular joke has a political aspect, but setting that aside most of the criticism boils down to: "It isn't professional."

      Okay. That is true, but that's also its virtue. Little bits of humanity like this in an otherwise incredibly dry and boring technical manual are a reminder that GNU isn't professional. That has value. It's not easily quantified, but GNU is a passion project that really needs people to care about it in order for it to go on. And professionalism is all about squashing passions.

      ... Come to think of it, does "professionalism" have any other meaning?

    7. Re:Opinion by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      Professionalism is more about consistency than killing passion, when I deal with one "professional" I should get much the same result and work product as I would if I did with any other "professional" in the same field. That can often result in blandness or lack of passion but it is certainly not the goal. Jokes being subjective are unlikely to ever have a place in a "professional" setting because one person's joke is another's insult.

      I'm not too familiar with GNU but if it is indeed a passion project then professionalism really has little place, idiosyncrasy is what makes true passion projects shine and it is a mark of a successful project that it can deliver good product while still remaining weird in its own way.

    8. Re:Opinion by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I, personally, thought to the joke was funny enough, albeit off-color.

      I don't care if they keep it in the documentation or not... but it seems like a rather pathetic attempt at humor.

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    9. Re: Opinion by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think he's trying to say I am, but in truth I'm not. In fact, I think the term right and left are kind of dumb because they imply that you sit in one of two camps. I don't sit in any camp, to be honest. For example, it's often said that if you are against gun control, then you're right wing, but if you favor legalization of cannabis, then you're left wing. I sit in both camps, so where does that put me? I'm not libertarian because I like net neutrality, and I'm not centrist or moderate because I have strong opinions on many things.

      Perhaps the best word to describe me is independent. As for this topic, I'm against professional victims, mainly because they think they're systematically oppressed, but really it's all in their head. They are in fact narcissists, and they love the attention they get when others believe them, and the media eats it up. Narcissists are fucking assholes, and people should stop feeding them the attention they want, because it just feeds their addiction, which in the end just makes them even bigger assholes.

    10. Re: Opinion by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. If we lose humor in the next of professionalism, we've lost a major benefit of open source. Open source is not professional, it's a hack that ends up better than professional. If it were professional we'd have a registry and would eschew bsd lsd.

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    11. Re:Opinion by jrumney · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The joke doesn't mention death. It only mentions censorship of speech. To be offended by this takes a special brand of snowflake.

    12. Re: Opinion by haruchai · · Score: 1

      As a right winger (I guess). I never talk about any of this. It has nothing to do with my life. Since you're countering your self by projecting. Eh?

      Fox News, Tomi Lahren & Jordan Peterson (among many others) are doing the heavy lifting for you

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    13. Re: Opinion by war4peace · · Score: 2

      Narcissists are fucking assholes, and people should stop feeding them the attention they want, because it just feeds their addiction, which in the end just makes them even bigger assholes.

      Do they fuck their own assholes or other people's assholes? I lean towards the latter.

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    14. Re: Opinion by guruevi · · Score: 1

      You're putting a rationalist amongst Fox News pundits? That there, is the left wing problem, if you don't see the difference between rational, scientific thoughts and the other political platform, perhaps you're on the wrong side.

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    15. Re:Opinion by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 3, Funny

      No reason to fork the library, just rename the function. Instead of "abort()", which is clearly upsetting to some on the committee, call it "terminate_with_extreme_prejudice()"; which has no such unpleasant connotations.

    16. Re: Opinion by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Too many don't see Peterson for who & what he is and that's not a left wing problem

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    17. Re:Opinion by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      I'm offended at the suggestion I have a soul! How dare you! I demand you take that back!

      - Soulless professional offense taker

      S.P.O.T?
      (sigh) Now I have to rename the dog...

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    18. Re: Opinion by cmallinson · · Score: 1

      LOL at Tammi Lahren being a rationalist with scientific thoughts, since there's no fucking way that could be referring to Peterson.

    19. Re: Opinion by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Isn't there more women than men? Wouldn't all men technically be a minority? I think the women are sexist, and choose to have more female babies than male. I Demand!! more male babies to make everything fair. That is all.

    20. Re: Opinion by J053 · · Score: 1

      They can't fuck their own assholes, because their heads are up there.

    21. Re: Opinion by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Who would be offended out upset by this joke?

      Conservatives who don't like their position on abortion being mocked. I guess for them it's live and death.

      People who have had abortions and don't like to be reminded of a painful experience. I can understand that they would be annoyed that it's in some technical documentation, although the word "abort" is pretty common in computing.

      I see that the professionally offended YouTubers are ready posting hot take reactions to this. Most, as usual, incorrectly identified it as a free speech issue and got very angry.

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    22. Re: Opinion by ruir · · Score: 1

      You could always have some s_ex once in a while.

    23. Re: Opinion by naubol · · Score: 1

      That's another thing right wingers don't understand; a counterexample doesn't overturn a generalization.

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    24. Re: Opinion by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Women give birth to more men. But men are more often the victims of fatal violence and suicide, so they're in the minority overall.

    25. Re:Opinion by Askmum · · Score: 1

      It's not a funny joke but apart from that not even a good one. I fail to see the humour or the profetic warning.

    26. Re: Opinion by bingoUV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not libertarian because I like net neutrality

      1. First of all Americans (US) are idiots : having unilaterally changed the meanings of meaningful words (or their direct derivatives) like "Democrat" , "Republican" "Libertarian" etc. Anyone half-way educated, even US citizen, has no justification blindly accepting and following such definitions.

      Beginning a word with capital letter could give it a distinct meaning - closer to famous proper nouns than the adjectives they otherwise are. But then most people being careless, even omit that distinction. As you did.

      This is not to say definitions don't change by usage - but this is a well known way of lying / misrepresenting / misleading by definition hijack.

      2. More importantly, libertarian can be any one advocating for overall improvement in liberty of the people. Now liberty, being a complicated subject, is at times overall improved by restricting it in certain manners in the immediate short term.

      An important example is GPL or similar licenses. Even while being more restrictive in the immediate short term than other well-known FOSS licenses, they do improve the overall liberty of people in certain contexts.

      Support for net neutrality can be completely libertarian in this sense.

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    27. Re: Opinion by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Elsewhere in the world, there are many different political positions. In America, you have to pick one side or the other - otherwise you are excluded from politics entirely. You can grumble that your side does not fully reflect your beliefs, but you are still obliged to fight for them - it's the only way to keep the other one out.

      American political culture is broken. Two parties is not enough for a healthy political environment. I know there are many tiny tiny little parties too, but they don't count.

    28. Re: Opinion by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I don't sit in any camp, to be honest.

      You use terms like "feminazi" and "SJW", you might not be sitting in one camp completely but you have at least one and a half butt cheeks planted there firmly.

      And why the hell are you harping on about "professional victims" anyway? That has nothing to do with this thread. This was all instigated by several of the lead devs of the project.

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    29. Re:Opinion by CAPSLOCK2000 · · Score: 2

      Actually "Professionalism" is highly subjective, AND changes over time and varies from group to group and organization to organization, because it is a cultural concept.

      I disagree. A professional is someone who gets paid to do something. Unfortunately it doesn't guarantee any level of quality, especially in the software-industry where there is very little accountability for failure nor a generally accepted standard for quality.

    30. Re: Opinion by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Sitting in camps is a great way to end up getting weird diseases from insects.

      And that isn't entirely metaphorical.

      Having said that- as a right wingnut and a pro-lifer who was once left, and as a professional programmer, I really like this joke. Calling abort(), which can cause memory leaks and is a horrible way to terminate a large complex multithreaded program, is very much like a medical abortion, which can leave behind pregnancy hormones and all sorts of other unended processes that can do more damage to health than letting the pregnancy continue.

      Therefore, yes, "We would be required to say that this is not an acceptable way of terminating a program." is quite correct, actually.

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    31. Re: Opinion by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Those are all liberals in comparison to me (in that they support liberty and freedom).

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    32. Re: Opinion by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      There are more women, but not necessarily more female babies. It's possible that more male children and young adults die than female, leaving us with more females.

    33. Re: Opinion by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Yep, just another left winger who believes in the Enlightenment and secularism.

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    34. Re:Opinion by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      I merely quote one of the most important and self-evident pieces of wisdom that [one could attempt to live by]... and I'm modded down by the masses. Considering the state of things these days virtually everywhere, and that logical, rational and emphatic abilities are outliers... I'll happily accept those negative points as a blatant, if inadvertent validation.

    35. Re: Opinion by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Actually that's not true. The Supreme Court in Roe v. Wade simply ruled that the Fourth Amendment makes any call to abort() a private flow control decision between a programmer and its standard library.

    36. Re: Opinion by SCVonSteroids · · Score: 1

      Trying to label your position is in and of itself, useless.

      You do you; and work towards that.
      Ignore folks who take it upon themselves to find a label for every fucking thing out there. They're useless in the grand scheme of things and need to be ignored.

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    37. Re: Opinion by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      This is only true for as long as people believe it to be. If Trump can get elected that proves that a 3rd party candidate could as well. We just have to get enough facebook likes.

    38. Re:Opinion by dj245 · · Score: 1

      I, personally, thought to the joke was funny enough, albeit off-color.

      I don't care if they keep it in the documentation or not... but it seems like a rather pathetic attempt at humor.

      Most jokes don't age well, and this one is about 30 years old.

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    39. Re:Opinion by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Wrong. His project based on his philosophy means or judgement of what is professional is irrelevant. You decided to impose a word on this project which does not arise directly from its existence.

    40. Re:Opinion by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      It's not humor. It reads as sarcasm and we can quibble about the exact word to use, but it is a barb about preserving your rights vs having them taken, both on abortion and free speech.

      Entirely consistent with his philosophy.

    41. Re: Opinion by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1

      He's a liberal that has professional opinions that run counter to liberal propaganda. Liberals incorrectly label him as alt-right. That's not a right wing problem.

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    42. Re: Opinion by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Trump did not get elected as a third party candidate. He got elected by somehow convincing one of the major parties that he should be their candidate. A combination of force of personality and a giant heap of money allowed him to bypass the usual years of climbing the political ladder and start at the top, but even he could not succeed without siding with one of the big two.

    43. Re: Opinion by haruchai · · Score: 1

      He's a liberal that has professional opinions that run counter to liberal propaganda. Liberals incorrectly label him as alt-right. That's not a right wing problem.

      I've had the pleasure of working with a number of conservative Albertans some years back. From what I've heard from Peterson, it's not clear to me how he's any different.

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    44. Re:Opinion by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      And by taking the humor out you lose those newcomers to free (not open source) software whose imagination would have been tickled by code clearly crafted by human beings who were enjoying making their contribution to free software. I'd rather lose the "suits".

    45. Re:Opinion by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Clearly it was a UDP joke.

      Mod this one way up... This is very very funny on so many levels if you think about it.

    46. Re: Opinion by Megol · · Score: 1

      Exactly. A political revolution would be great for the American* people though not for the establishment.
      (* US citizens that is - other Americans like those in Canada and South America may even be on the losing side)

    47. Re: Opinion by shplopt · · Score: 1

      For most of its recorded usage, "libertarian" meant anarchist, "liberal" meant "I believe that people should have rights," and "conservative" meant "I like tradition" (whatever's going on now is sure as shit not traditional).

    48. Re: Opinion by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      For most of its recorded usage, "libertarian" meant anarchist

      1. Citation required
      2. Anti-citation provided : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      Even left-wing, statist ways to promote liberty have been categorized as libertarian. It is highly doubtful if they will promote liberty - but it at least confirms that "libertarian" has been used for people (trying to) promote liberty in a wide variety of ways.

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    49. Re: Opinion by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Beginning a word with capital letter could give it a distinct meaning - closer to famous proper nouns than the adjectives they otherwise are. But then most people being careless, even omit that distinction. As you did.

      While, while you're being careless, If you pay attention, I eschew these labels, especially vague ones. And yes, when I'm referring to parties, I do capitalize the first letter. In this case, I meant what I said.

      2. More importantly, libertarian can be any one advocating for overall improvement in liberty of the people.

      ...And like what I said previously, I avoid labels, especially vague ones. When you use words like "can", then what are you doing?

    50. Re: Opinion by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      When you use words like "can", then what are you doing?

      Indicating a possibility.

      Most entries in most dictionaries of most languages have more than one definitions. One word means many things. This much is irrefutable in the world of adult communication.

      So a word " can " mean X it could mean Y.

      If you avoid vague labels, you'd have to opt out of talking in human languages - they are made of nothing but vague labels.

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  3. Version by ghoul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Will this be added only to versions .1,.2,.3 or will it be allowed all the way upto version .9 of the documentation?

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    1. Re:Version by JDShewey · · Score: 1

      It really shouldn't make it to v .9. The joke is a stillborn and a miscarriage of comedy.

  4. glibc? by TWX · · Score: 3, Funny

    or just glib?

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  5. Makes sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all, OSS documentation itself is one big joke.

  6. We are not all american by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would rather politics be discussed elsewhere and let's also remember that these docs are read all over the world, including users who may not understand the humour

    1. Re:We are not all american by ruir · · Score: 1

      i would prefer people would leave the "no child left behind" for the school when they enter the professional world. Please do not dumb down everything as a common ground for "including" the less gifted.

    2. Re:We are not all american by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I would rather American politics be discussed elsewhere [...]

      FTFY

      Leaving aside the language issue, it'd be hilarious if someone committed an in-joke about New Zealand politics that RMS doesn't appreciate the importance of. Anyone want to try?

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  7. Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? by Balial · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Offensive or not, that deserves to be removed based on it being just plain lame.

    1. Re: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? by jd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You've just eliminated 50% of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and 95% of American comedy.

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    2. Re: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? by Dynedain · · Score: 3, Funny

      And there was much rejoicing.

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    3. Re: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Who modded this Funny!?! Das ist verboten!

    4. Re: Aren't jokes supposed to be funny? by jonwil · · Score: 1

      As well as pretty much every so-called "comedy" that's been on Australian commercial TV for at least the last 5 years and isn't a repeat of something made back when they made TV that was actually funny.

  8. it's not that funny by perlstar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It didn't make me laugh, but I have to admit that I find it a clever way to comment on a political issue: not abortion itself, but rather the way anti-abortion proponents try to exert control on abortion clinics by forcing them to talk-down to their patients as if they were ignorant children.

    1. Re:it's not that funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My wife worked at one of those clinics. The patients are fairly ignorant and childish.

  9. My favorite programming joke is a MySQL flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    mysql --i-am-a-dummy

                          Permit only those UPDATE and DELETE statements that specify which rows to modify by using key values. If you have set this option in
                          an option file, you can override it by using --safe-updates on the command line. See the section called “MYSQL TIPS”, for more
                          information about this option

    1. Re:My favorite programming joke is a MySQL flag by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

      It's not a joke. It's a very useful feature which has a very well chosen name (although a little bit humorous).

    2. Re:My favorite programming joke is a MySQL flag by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I liked the WHINY_USERS environment variable which for gawk 3.x caused hashes to be iterated in sort order rather than random (i.e. hash) order.

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  10. We All Need Jokes by lsllll · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One thing that pulls me through my day (and life for that matter) is humor. It belong everywhere, even at some funerals. It lightens life. As a programmer, I have many comments that would amount to jokes. Hell, for many of my stored procedures, the first parameter is called @fiscal_year and right at the top when I'm explaining the parameters, the comment for that one says "Duh!"

    Nobody's ever complained about humor peppered in the comments. Never in the output, but comments are fair game.

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    1. Re:We All Need Jokes by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      the first parameter is called @fiscal_year and right at the top when I'm explaining the parameters, the comment for that one says "Duh!"

      Yeah, those are great until 5 years later when someone like me comes along and has to look through the code to see if you used a 2-digit or 4-digit year before calling the procedure.

      In theory, Y2K made everyone start using 4-digit years. In practice, notsomuch.

    2. Re:We All Need Jokes by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I've seen humor in code comments that I've had to delete, or insist on deletion, at code reviews. It's sometimes very rudely personal, and thus unprofessional or even embarrassing if the subject of the humor ever sees it.

      A bit of clever humor, and especially a clever metaphor, can be helpful to understand the original code. But saying "Duh!" all the time in one's code would simply be insulting to the later reviewers.

    3. Re:We All Need Jokes by lsllll · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, those are great until 5 years later when someone like me comes along and has to look through the code to see if you used a 2-digit or 4-digit year before calling the procedure.

      Well, by that logic I'd have to write a paragraph just to clarify what the fiscal year actually is, that it runs from 7/1 of previous year to 6/30 of the fiscal year, that we're using the Gregorian calendar and not the Islamic calendar, blah blah. If by the time you're modifying or looking at my code you don't know what the corporation calls their fiscal year, then you have no business in that code to begin with.

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    4. Re:We All Need Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I live in California and will be fired for creating a hostile work environment if I put anything that might offend in my documentation. That's why my code is completely devoid of comments.

    5. Re:We All Need Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here here. I agree. Can not remember how it went but the comment describing a math function required you to sole a math problem, the only text in that comment said if you could not solve it then you were lacking in the education required to modify the function and should leave it alone.
      It was not a joke per se but that complicated function were left untouched for many years. Some did ignore the comment and tried to modify it which resulted in the boss ripping them a new one. It was a glorious blood bath many of us enjoyed to watch. Each time when we saw that commit notification, the office would go completely dead silent. No typing, talking or music. Then you would see some eyes over the section walls looking at the person that did it. Like a last look before the execution. Someone kept the "kills" on a white board in a corner. The bosses name followed by "Kills: (Number)" like in an fps game.

      We had so much fun in that office with jokes, pranks, quest stories and whatever else we could come up with. We got the job done but we had fun doing it. The boss did not see any issues with it.. Now that is a good boss. The commit log on Monday after an office party were a horror story from a professional standpoint. Those were the days.
      Now people are too uptight, stressed out and focused on efficiency and performance reports. The formula for how to make people burn out. The boss is an uneducated asshole with a silver-spoon in mouth. Sigh.

    6. Re:We All Need Jokes by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      In your massive over-reaction, you left out whether or not it has to be an integer, whether it is signed, and the size of the integer.

      If by the time you're modifying or looking at my code you don't know what the corporation calls their fiscal year, then you have no business in that code to begin with.

      God I hate having to come by and fix code from developers with this attitude after they've fled the company. But at least it pays well.

    7. Re:We All Need Jokes by lsllll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      God I hate having to come by and fix code from developers with this attitude after they've fled the company. But at least it pays well.

      Hold on a second. All I said was that you should know what the company's fiscal year is and how they refer to it. If you don't know the business of the company at least at a minimal level, like knowing their fiscal year, then surely my stored procedure and its use of tables, however commented, will not be useful. I don't understand the mentality of "code should be written so that ANY coder can pick it up and take off." If you have no knowledge of the business, then that's your starting point. Code is not meant to replace your meeting with the folks at the company to get a basic grasp of the company's operations.

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    8. Re:We All Need Jokes by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I live in California and will be fired for creating a hostile work environment if I put anything that might offend in my documentation. That's why my code is completely devoid of comments.

      That creates a hostile work environment for competent programmers.

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    9. Re:We All Need Jokes by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Hold on a second. All I said was that you should know what the company's fiscal year is and how they refer to it.

      No, you went on a rant implying that you needed to produce a novel to describe every argument to a function/procedure where you document all of the company's business practices in the parameters to a function.

      This is obviously insane and not at all what I'm talking about. But you totally got all the Internet points for it.

      Also, how does documenting the company's fiscal year in the code tell me if I should send 2018 or 18 to your procedure? Believe it or not, you can find developers who think "I'll save a byte by making it two digits!"

    10. Re:We All Need Jokes by Cederic · · Score: 1

      In your massive over-reaction, you left out whether or not it has to be an integer, whether it is signed, and the size of the integer.

      Why the fuck would he waste his time replicating in the comments what's already in the fucking code? /* create a procedure call fucknuts with a short integer parameter fiscal_year */
      create procedure fucknuts (fiscal_year shortinteger) ...

      That's really fucking helpful. Just skip the fucking comment and save yourself the maintenance overhead.

  11. Good move! by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2

    Well I don't find the joke funny, mostly because it's a lame joke, censorship should always be fought.

    1. Re:Good move! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Is it really censorship though?

      I'm not saying it should be removed, just pointing out that not everything is censorship. If it had just been a big ASCII penis or something would keeping it be fighting censorship? If it had doxed someone?

      It's just a judgement about suitability. I support RMS's decision.

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    2. Re:Good move! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Is it really censorship though?

      Yes: anytime anyone can delete anything it's censorship. We need a new verision control system that only allows stuff to be added.

      It's just a judgement about suitability. I support RMS's decision.

      I don't though mostly because I think it's a really poor management technique. It's not remotely fundamental to the direction of the project, so stepping in like this and asserthing authority over a very minor point is really micromanagement.

      The joke made me chuckle. I'd probably have left it in.

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    3. Re:Good move! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I just find it hard to see things like spam filters as censorship. Maybe the difference is deciding what you want to see or publish, and forcing your preferences on others.

      I agree RMS could have had better management technique here.

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    4. Re:Good move! by azadrozny · · Score: 1

      I am not sure I see this as a case of censorship. It is a lame joke, on a subject that people have very strong feelings about. I think this is more a case of turning off your internal monologue.

    5. Re:Good move! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      I just find it hard to see things like spam filters as censorship. Maybe the difference is deciding what you want to see or publish, and forcing your preferences on others.

      I agree: I was attempting to send up some of the other commenters here. The sort who feel censored if someone doesn't want them yelling right in their face.

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    6. Re:Good move! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Ah, like the "day of freedom" nonsense...

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      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  12. Incoming radical idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about: No jokes and no political commentary in the documentation and source code, period?

    Does the OSS community work overtime to invent controversies that make them look like a bunch of kids working in their parents' basement?

    1. Re:Incoming radical idea by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Why would an explicitly political organization do that?

    2. Re:Incoming radical idea by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How about: No jokes and no political commentary in the documentation and source code, period?

      It would suck the life out. Trust me the libjpeg "LICENSE" is worth a read for a laugh. It stars out like a license document then kind of morphs into an extended rant about file formats.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
  13. Re:Umm, GPL? by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Sure you can. Just fork it and maintain your own project from now on and get everyone to switch to your fork. Seems a bit extreme over a joke in the documentation.

  14. Re:Clueless by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Get over yourself. You guys need to learn to "get over it" and learn that you have no right to NOT be offended. The "professional" thing is no to release software that is riddled with security holes. I'm still waiting for the "professional" software houses to start doing that.

  15. Re:No good guys to cheer for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The workplace is for work, not for crude humor or for politics.

    Some of us are old enough to remember a time when Free Software wasn't just about work - when it was something that people did because it was fun.

  16. This is a perfect example the classic Prisoner's Dilemma problem, except instead of two prisoners there's only one prisoner, and if the prisoner chooses to delete the offensive joke nothing happens to him, and if he chooses to restore the offensive joke he's being an ass because he doesn't like the kind of person who finds it offensive

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  17. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I for one prefer his idiocy over red hat (poettering et al.) idiocy. And yeah, that joke is there for a reason, whether you think the joke is funny or not. It doesn't even matter what your stance is on human abortion.

    In other news, some of the reasoning for removing it was SJW-flavoured: "could possibly cause trigger-y thingies to happen to imaginary someones somewhere somewhen". Apparently red hat is going the way of google. Unix never was about coddling sensibilities, providing safe spaces, or whatnot. So DIAF to that. Tacnukes at bring your own dawn, etc.

  18. Re:Huh? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It isn't censorship to remove superfulous information from documentation, joke or not.

    What makes me funny, is that RMS is acting like a petty dictator over a "joke" that is no longer funny nor wanted any longer. Some jokes run their course, this was one. Calling it "censorship" is asinine.

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  19. Worse than Stallman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Even worse than Stallman's anti-democratic approach to anything GNU is the rabid, lynch-mob attitude taken by the usual (probably professionally) 'outraged' sorts.

  20. Re:Huh? by bobbied · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some people consider this a joke? I think I can see the real problem here - it's not even funny.

    I'm solidly pro-life and I see the humor in it even though it's making fun of laws I would support. I'm not saying it's funny, but I see how some would find it amusing so it has merit and should stay for historical reasons.

    I also don't consider personal offense valid criteria for censorship of any kind. Being offended to demand censoring something has become a cottage industry of late. Such foolishness needs to stop.

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  21. Re:No good guys to cheer for by WaffleMonster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Freedom comes with responsibility to not ruin freedom for others.

    Freedom comes with responsibility to tolerate the sensibilities of others.

  22. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >joke isn't funny
    was that an echo

    >It isn't censorship to remove information
    bruh

    I don't recommend using a (mediocre) argument Of Triviality, because it easily flips around.

    Here, I'll show you: "Demanding the removal of superfluous information is asinine."

  23. All in all, it's just another brick in the -Wall by jd · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'd love to change your mind. You have been far too polite to that Godwinesque troll.

    There are some people who are ideal test subjects for whether Mars can support life and anyone who equates abortion with eugenics richly deserved to become part of the Martian soil program.

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  24. Re:Simple solution by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

    This.

    RMS saying that he, by himself, can oppose the change is the real joke here. Even if he created the GNU libc in the first place, it doesn't belong to him any more and he doesn't have any power to do that. Most of the work has been done by others ; it belongs to the community. If the community want to remove that joke they can. If he insists that he owns the place (which is quite at adds with the principles of GNU) then people will just move over to somewhere else. For good.

  25. Re:Clueless by 110010001000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just wonder what it is like to go through life getting offended by every little thing. It must be exhausting.

  26. Everything gets dryer the more people join. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When I first got on the internet, webrings were still a thing. If you were interested in any particular topic, your main source of information would be personal sites of people passionate about the topic, and since search engines back then were crap, webrings and other inter-site links were a major way of discovering more material. I've since seen the start of projects like Wikipedia and seen what happens as they get more users. I've seen Linux grow from a personal hobby project to what it is today. And everywhere I look, I see everything becoming dryer and dryer and dryer. Call it professionalism or corporatism if you want. But when I just entered, the net had a kind of charm that it has mostly lost.

    1. Re:Everything gets dryer the more people join. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      And everywhere I look, I see everything becoming dryer and dryer and dryer.

      Yes.

      But when I just entered, the net had a kind of charm that it has mostly lost.

      It's sad, and I miss that aspect of it. I think it's a question of scale though. As you get more people, you get people who simply aren't part of the original culture, and who don't have the same outlook.

      I think it happens to every community which grows. I've seen it happen ot the "hackspace" comminuties and I reckon some people though I was the asshole making things dry and boring since I didn't like people smashing up expensive tools.

      I think it's ont just scale but time too. I think part of the early charm was inherently coupled with an optimisim for something brand new.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    2. Re:Everything gets dryer the more people join. by rjmx · · Score: 1

      Should we get off your lawn?

  27. Re:Clueless by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of all the people made "uncomfortable" by this joke I'd be chief among them and I'm advocating that we leave it alone. Where I may find reason to be offended, this does not give me the right to demand it be removed. Why? Because something I say or do may offend you and I expect to be afforded the same tolerance. Being offended doesn't actually hurt you, especially if the offending thing is in the comments...

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  28. Re:Simple solution by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Uh, obviously he does have the "power to do that". The "joke" is back.

  29. Re: No good guys to cheer for by jd · · Score: 1

    If satirising religion in politics impacts your freedom, chances are you are living in Iran or China.

    In most countries, satire is a Null operator.

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  30. Re:What a tool by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    You must be kidding.

  31. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I find it funny.

    Therefor your opinion has been nullified.

  32. Bugless by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Real software developers, the only ones who matter, are aiming for eliminating bugs. If satire about excessive religion in politics is distracting you from your job, you're in the wrong job.

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    1. Re: Bugless by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Redhat shouldn't call themselves professional until they stop closing security bugs "won't fix"

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  33. Re:Clueless by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    This is a joke that makes multiple developers uncomfortable for various reasons, and rather than just saying, "get over it,"

    Non thread safe C library functions using internal static variables and ellipsis make multiple developers uncomfortable for various reasons, and rather than just saying "get over it", the professional thing to do would be to excise these features immediately.

    Stallman is hopelessly out of touch for championing this of all things.

    Out of touch? Does that imply your in-touch? I don't want to be touched..... I'm scared and afraid now... I don't feel safe.

  34. Re:Clueless by DogDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who said GNU needs to be "professional"? It originated and is still maintained by hobbyists. Keep it weird.

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  35. Re:No good guys to cheer for by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Your logic is trivially easy to turn on it's head. Really, it doesn't seem like you're even trying here. They put the joke there to shine a tiny spotlight on the government-sanctioned practice of only some of the US states of ruining freedom for others.

  36. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by Guybrush_T · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I prefer no idiocy at all. Reading this kind of jokes in the libc documentation could be confusing for many non-english speakers and really is out of place.

    I'm not talking about people sensibility or SJW anything, just trying to have the documentation do what it's supposed to do in the most efficient way.

    That was fun for some times and persons, I smiled reading it, but really it seems childish .. and even more from RMS to now oppose the removal.

  37. Re:Huh? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But it's a pretty good reason for deleting it from technical documentation.

    You could also write the word "spam" at the bottom of every single function's documentation, and that wouldn't be funny either. It also wouldn't be censorship if someone removed it.

    I usually agree with RMS but this is one of those "who the fuck cares?" things.

    Then it gets worse:

    Carlos O'Donnell, a senior software engineer at Red Hat, suggested that trying to wring humor out of abortion "could be a trigger for certain individuals causing them to relive a traumatic memory. I cannot condone that we add triggers like these to a technical manual, particularly when individuals would not expect such jokes in the manual."

    OMG, we're having a contest to see who can be the most stupid. I'm almost back to joining RMS in "demanding" it be put back again. "Triggered?" really? Holy shit.

    Fuck anyone and everyone who pretends they're unable to handle reading a certain word. The "joke" needs to be put back in, just to piss on the drama queens.

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  38. Re:very good joke by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    That's the thing I find most interesting about this. When it was clearly just a joke for the past decades, nobody complained about there being a joke there. Now that we have a political climate that's quickly darkening into the type of one where this is a serious possibility they want to astro-turf over the warning?? Seems like highly suspicious timing to me.

  39. Re:We don't want abortion in open source. by OYAHHH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Abortion, as exercised by places like the Chinese Government against its' own citizens, i.e., forced abortion, is far from a laughing matter, And in many families there it can be considered an affront to their personal sensibilities. Such as those who are Christian.

    I have no doubt that in some context, as spoken by Mr. Stallman: "glibc is not strictly a technical project" is quite true. There most likely have, or are, Chinese citizens who feel they have been personally negatively impacted by horrendous abortion policies.

    It appears Mr. Stallman may need to broaden his horizons to understand that not all people live in a free society. What is acceptable in some contexts is not acceptable in other contexts.

    I would assert Mr. Stallman is effectively "reverse-censoring" his abortion joke.

    You are certainly welcome to disagree with any, or all of the above, that I have noted. And personally I do not care either way, I am simply the messenger that not all jokes are appropriate worldwide.

    Have a good day.

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  40. Re:Clueless by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

    Just because you can be an asshole doesn't mean you should be. I'm pro-abortion, but I'm against bringing politics and religion into software development. Making fun of people's stupid political and religious beliefs in software documentation can only lead to a cesspool of toxic arguments and the needless loss of developers and consequent reduction in quality of the project. Not to mention a needlessly miserable time for all involved in the ensuing flame war.

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  41. Re:Simple solution by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

    He might get away with this once. Otherwise, wait for the fork ...

  42. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    You ought to create a fork that fits your needs then. Until you do, enjoy the joke.

  43. Re:Huh? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Your opinion doesn't nullify mine. THAT is CENSORSHIP!!

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    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  44. Re:Clueless by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

    I'm not offended. I was merely pointing out that "get over it" is offensive to a large part of the Politically Correct Crowd, as they use it as example of whatever "oppression" they are experiencing at the moment.

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    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  45. Re:No good guys to cheer for by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    And it's perfectly fine to make jokes between colleagues. Just that, when your colleagues become millions of people from all around the world, you might want to remove some private jokes from the doc as it's no longer funny.

    If millions of people have read the man page for abort we're all doomed.

    Only fools who don't know how to properly handle process lifecycle would ever dream of being stupid enough to call this function in the first place.

  46. Re:Clueless by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"I'm pro-abortion, but I'm against bringing politics and religion into software development"

    I don't think anyone is "pro-abortion". More likely you are "pro-choice" (pro-abortion-choice). There is difference. Like probably most people, I abhor abortion. But I also think it isn't the governments right to dictate what someone can't do with their own body. So while I think the government should, in no way fund, support, or promote abortion... and don't have any problem with requiring education and warnings, I don't think it should be made illegal.

    Another example- I am not "pro-alcohol" but I am "pro-alcohol-choice."

  47. Re:Clueless by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Because being our only two choices is to tip toe around people offended by every little thing or not caring about anyone anywhere at anytime.

    Binary worlds suck.

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    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  48. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    stallman started Free Software not Open Source
    He started it because he wanted freedom
    Not at all suprised to see him take a stance against political correctness ... So he should, and so should we all

  49. Other jokes by SkOink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are other jokes/easter-eggs in Glibc's documentation. I get a kick out of them every time I run across one.

    Should we also go through and strip all of those out? What if I decide that EIEIO is insulting to farmers? Who decides what's a trigger-warning and what isn't?

    Should we remove HTTP error 418?

    The UNIX/Linux hacker subculture of the 80s and 90s produced a ton of interesting technology, and arguably shaped the internet into what it is today.

    I don't want my operating system to be a sterile, soulless entity. I like the in-jokes, the fact that 'fortune' exists, and the recursive acronyms. People have poured their vitality into making tools that are free for the world - the least we can do is let them express a sense of humor if they choose.

    UNIX cultureLinux/UNIX is born from a really unique, amazing kind of culture, which

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    1. Re:Other jokes by solanum · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I remember the first time I saw Linux running and the whole culture around it was amazing (I'm not an IT bod). My first install was from Walnut Creek disks that I ordered through the mail and all this quirky irreverence was a big part of my interest.

      That is a time gone by now, but I totally agree, without those folks writing open code we wouldn't have the software infrastructure we rely on and I think we can afford enough respect to the culture that produced it to leave this sort of stuff alone.

      In this case it is not bigoted, but a controversial subject where people's opinions differ, leave it be. The world is homogeneous enough already.

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    2. Re:Other jokes by ruir · · Score: 1

      RH as usual champions nonsense.

    3. Re:Other jokes by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      What if I decide that EIEIO is insulting to farmers?

      GNU Hurd has that as an actual error code. If one of the server processes (it's a microkernel) dies and so gives you an IO error on communication, you get the error EIEIO (Server bought the farm).

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    4. Re:Other jokes by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      culture, which

      You also propose to have documentation teach people to not have an excessive need for closure ? Maybe helpful for documentation of programming languages not supporting closures ?

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  50. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by Guybrush_T · · Score: 1

    I won't ; I read man pages, which do not have that joke.

  51. Re:What a tool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    s/radical/principled/

    sticking to your principles isn't that easy
    RMS is one of the very few people that consistently does so

    Free speech lives! (and yes that very much includes offensive speech)

  52. Re:Clueless by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

    But are you for phylactics or not? Inquiring minds want to know....

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  53. Re:We don't want abortion in open source. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    you don't give up on a sensable culture with free speech in order to cater to one without
    that's a recipe for loosing your free speech

    remember folks rights are like muscles, they get weak if unused

  54. Re:Clueless by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Here's the problem, "get over it" is itself offensive, and some people use it as a further extension of whatever offense they have taken.

    It's ableist because little people may not be able to "get over it", they will have to go under it. And what about people in wheelchairs?

    /runlegs

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  55. It's a joke... by meerling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's a joke about censorship, and it is rather ironic that someone decided to censor it.
    It's not even offensive, unless you actually work at trying to be offended.
    It's not about aborting a pregnancy, it's about aborting a program.
    You people do know that words, especially verbs and adjectives (Or nouns based on such verbs and adjectives) are not exclusively used with one single thing in the universe don't you?

    Besides, if independent, or at least non-commercial devs can't have a sense of humor, they should just put on a monkey suit and go work for IBM.
    Or a bank.

    Stop trying to take the humor out of life and stop trying to turn it into an Orwellian nightmare.
    Realize that not everything is an insult.
    Think of the uncompiled software, do you want to run them in this environment?
    (Yes, that was a weak attempt at a programming joke.)

    1. Re:It's a joke... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Last time I worked at a bank, I put an easter egg in the software.

    2. Re:It's a joke... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Yeah. But it's also a joke at the expense of people who have absolutely no sense of humor.

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  56. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I find the joke a bit dark but funny.

    However, I hold the position if I find something like this I remove it. Have even put my own jokes into code and docs. Not sorry. Done it before will do it again. Have a good laugh with everyone then fix it up. There are soul less mindless drones out there. They will suck the room dry of any humor or good things. It is easier just not to trigger them. They will waste thousands of hours of your time. Pick your battles with them. Provoke them and they will make it their life mission to be a pain in the ass. They are 'professionals'. They use that term to abuse everyone around them.

    With a project this big a bit of polish is not unwarranted. I would expect to also find little things like this everywhere. But cleaned up when the joke is discovered. Then you add in another one somewhere else. That is part of the 'game'.

    RMS is being a bit of a dick here. He said 'lets have group votes' Apparently that is only true when it does not contradict him.

  57. Re:We don't want abortion in open source. by maitai · · Score: 1

    It's abort. Not abortion. The word does have other meanings than kill a child.

  58. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Do you start to get how prescient RMS has been all along? This "triggering", or censorship in any sane language, is exactly why he insisted on such jokes, no matter how bad they are.

  59. Great by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Here comes the fun police.

    Time to remove all jokes from the internet.

    What's next? The Teapot protocol? Avian carriers?

  60. Re:No good guys to cheer for by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Is it bad that I found it funny you have to type "man abort" to read it, inferring only men can abort?
    Someone should mandate all distros create an "alias woman=man"

  61. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This post, which includes the name "Carlos O'Donnell," has just triggered in me a traumatic memory of what a flaming asshole Carlos is. I demand that no one ever mention his name again, on this forum or any other; and if you agree with Carlos's proposal, I guess you'll have to agree with mine. It's only fair.

  62. Why not jokes? by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Informative
    Many years ago, I worked as a consultant at HP. The HP Linux distro had default screen savers, one of which simulated an old green monochrome terminal and typed out entries from the fortune files. One of the fortune files was of Zippy the Pinhead quotes, in particular one that said, "I want to kill everyone with a cute, colorful hydrogen bomb!" I'd never seen it, but at 3am one morning the night security guard walks by my cubicle, sees this message on my computer, shouts "Terrorist!" -- and reports me to HR. They call me into a meeting with HR a couple days later, start asking me questions about hydrogen bombs, and suspend me because "That message was on YOUR computer, therefore YOU are responsible for it!" It took a week for one of my coworkers to examine the computer and explain to them exactly where the message came from (I had no idea). Stupidly enough, they had suspended me with pay, but I was now a week behind on my project and had taken the week off to interview for other jobs since I did not expect to be coming back, so I left a few weeks after they let me come back anyway.

    Long story short: sometimes cute little jokes have unintended consequences.

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    1. Re:Why not jokes? by guruevi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So it ended up being a good thing for you. You moved out of a bad environment and look at what happened to HP

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    2. Re: Why not jokes? by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Take that as a lesson: if you ever work with locke2005 don't fire him lest your company collapse.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    3. Re:Why not jokes? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      When I was in school (which would be circa 2000) I got in semi-serious trouble for messing around on the computers. I can't remember exactly what I had been doing, but it involved using a command prompt to launch notepad (a restricted application) so I could work on a website creation project without having to deal with the appalling WYSIWYG editor I was supposed to use. Something that scared a teaching assistant, who panicked and thought I was up to serious no-good. I was promptly hauled before the principle under accusations that I'd been 'hacking.'

      There followed a long misunderstanding in which I was asked if I had been 'hacking the school network.' My attempts to dispute the meaning of the term hacking were interpreted as a confession of guilt. The more I tried to explain, the more serious the crimes the teachers concluded I was confessing to. I tried to explain with examples of personal projects I had come up with creative hack solutions to solve, but to the teachers who had only seen the word in news stories about cyber-criminals and terrorists all hacking was by definition illegal and every example only added to my rap sheet. I was banned from using the computers, expelled from the IT course, and suspended from school for a week.

      Even across subcultures, simple misunderstandings of word definitions can have serious consequences.

      The IT course sucked anyway. It was a joke at the time, a glorified secretarial course in how to use a word processor. There have been some attempted reforms in more recent years to put real computer science and engineering into the IT curriculum, but with only partial success.

    4. Re: Why not jokes? by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      The unintended consequence being you got yourself out of a shitty job? Seems like a fair trade...

    5. Re: Why not jokes? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Karma. Bad things happen to people that piss me off. The owner of the cheerleading gym that kicked my daughter out got testicular cancer soon after (true story). Don't piss me off!

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    6. Re:Why not jokes? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      When I was in school, and they became aware that I was perfectly capable of hacking the school network, the System Administrator _hired_ me, so now I was indirectly responsible for keeping the school computers safe. Brilliant solution to the problem, and (for me) far better than the alternative, which would have been kicking me out of school.

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    7. Re:Why not jokes? by chaotixx · · Score: 1

      So their assumption was that you were smart enough to do the job you were hired for, AND capable of building a cute colorful hydrogen bomb, yet dumb enough to announce your nefarious plans via screensaver? Yeah, that sounds like HR.

  63. His complaint is itself gold by MMC+Monster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I exercise my authority over glibc very rarely [...]. So rarely that some of you thought that you are entirely autonomous. But that is not the case.

    This line should be on a page of greatest quotes of all time.

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    1. Re:His complaint is itself gold by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      I know, another UDP joke.

  64. Re: No good guys to cheer for by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's impossible. I am offended you don't give credit to God for granting us these freedoms. You heathen. In reality, getting offended is an American past time, and being outraged is the natural human state.

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  65. Re:Huh? by slinches · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the pro-choice advocates would treat the decision with the weight it deserves, I'd be more amenable to their position. But they treat it like the expectant mother is weighing the ethics of removing a benign mole rather than whether they should separate conjoined twins when one will die because of it.

    Sure, there are some cases where sacrificing one life to save the other is the least terrible solution. So I do not want laws that proscribe the outcome without considering the circumstances. But those that promote abortion as simply a choice of whether a woman wants a baby or not deserve the "pro-baby-murder" label.

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  66. No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting

    May I suggest that they simply fork libc...

    You're welcome to suggest it. I suggest anyone considering such a thing reject the proposal, or only continue using and developing on the un-forked version.

    Contributors to open source projects (ESPECIALY the seminal projects and the pioneers like Stallman) are giving us their work. But it's not for free. They still expect to be paid - but in things far more valuable than money.

    Removing this joke is stealing part of Stallman's pay for his work. And it's a piece of his pay that he values enough to raise a stink about it.

    For thousands of years the prescription of essentially every moral code has been "pay the worker what you promised". Example: "... the labourer is worthy of his hire." (Luke 10:7, King James Version).

    Let's not succumb to the censor's tactic of punishing people who don't totally conform to the current group-think prescription by stealing their stuff - starting with those things they value the most, and with those most connected to denying them free speech.

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  67. Re: We don't want abortion in open source. by Frank+Burly · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but the word "abortion" does not refer to killing a child, and might be said to preclude an instance of this ever happening.

  68. Re:No good guys to cheer for by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Freedom comes with responsibility to not ruin freedom for others.

    Freedom comes with responsibility to tolerate the sensibilities of others.

    As well as not be overly sensitive and easily insulted...

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  69. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by guruevi · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it is childish (to you), to most sensible people it's a comment on the political climate in the US, but removing it when the author explicitly stated decades ago not to is censorship and for that reason alone, the quote should stand.

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  70. first they came for the jokes... by DrewFish · · Score: 2

    and I said nothing...

  71. Looking at the comments so far... by sharkbiter · · Score: 1

    Extreme right, extreme left, liberal view, conservative view and all the colors of the rainbow in-between. When we turn our backs upon history, we forget just what it was that we were supposed to remember, we eventually build up to an atrocity and repeat it.

    Since all documentation is available to be amended by the modern agendaists, I propose that we revise the preamble of the constitution to read "We, the white males, not slaves or women, in order to form a more perfect union..."

    This would properly reflect what the founding fathers were all about and with our perfect, clearly superior view and understanding of those ignorant colonial backwoods peasants, "we" would better understand their position.

    Good luck with that.

    1. Re:Looking at the comments so far... by sharkbiter · · Score: 1

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As8XkJNaHbs

      To the millenials: Suck it.

  72. Re:Looking at the comments so far... - Meh by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    Meh - Fuck 'em if that can't take a joke, and joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!

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  73. nobody's right when everybody's wrong by MSG · · Score: 1

    I disagree with Stallman, glibc should drop the joke.

    On the other hand, it's not a joke about abortion, it's a joke about censorship, which is why Stallman wants to keep it. And if advocates for its removal would acknowledge what Stallman likes about it, they'd probably have an easier time with that conversation.

  74. Re:Looking at the comments so far... - Meh by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

    If they don't give a shit give 'em Dulcolax.

  75. Re:Ignorant Children? Yeah, funny in a tragic way. by DogDude · · Score: 4, Informative

    You should learn to think. That link just lists a bunch of lawsuits against PP. None of the stuff on that page has been verified by any authority, as far as I can tell.

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  76. Re: Huh? by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    Nothing RMS did could make you funny. Perhaps you meant "laugh"?

  77. Re: Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You are incurring the mental cost and inconvenience of me having to deal with your horribleness as a person. Should I have the right to choose to end your life because of that? No? Then there's some threshold where someone's life outweighs the temporary inconvenience of another.

    By the way, there's a more humane way to avoid the legal and financial liability part. It's called adoption.

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  78. Trigger, trigger - almost like he didn't mean it by raymorris · · Score: 1

    "Triggered" is the word people use derisively. The wording almost sounds like Carlos was encouraged to write something he didn't mean, and worded it in such a way to show derision for what he was being asked to say. Like the forced "confessions" that dictators film of hostages.

      Either Carlos is ignorant enough that he self-flamed his own statement, or he felt compelled to engage in some virtue-signaling that he didn't actually believe.

  79. My commented joke caused a major outage by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > Have even put my own jokes into code and docs. Not sorry.

    I've done that myself. One particular case stands out in my mind. As I recall it was in a comment, or perhaps within an "if false" statement, something that couldn't possibly affect how the program runs. However, the file ended up being used in a way that I didn't intend or predict, and the presence of the joke caused a significant outage.

    I will never put jokes in production code again.

    1. Re:My commented joke caused a major outage by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      1. As I recall it was in a comment, or perhaps within an "if false" statement, something that couldn't possibly affect how the program runs.
      2. However, the file ended up being used in a way that I didn't intend or predict, and the presence of the joke caused a significant outage.

      This is nearly word-for-word a situation that keeps coming up when using static analysis tools, with people considering the first line as a 'false positive' (in code), and the second being the argument I make as to why it makes sense to rework the code to fix the issue anyway.

      It's a clear case of professionalism (in this case, robustness) doing what the decapodians did to the squash people of the squash planet, but in this case to whimsy in software. It sucks the fun out of coding especially when you've come up with a great joke in context, but it's kind of the mature thing to do, stupid frickin' code reuse best practices.

  80. Re: RMS -vs- Doctor, on the evils of Natalism by Brockmire · · Score: 1

    One is spam, the other is not.

  81. Double down by Brockmire · · Score: 2

    Not only do you restore the joke, you add at least another one.

  82. Re: Huh? by Junta · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suppose I think of censorship as a bit more dire than removing a decades old joke from versions of documentation. Is it censorship if I propose a change to add that "rather than using abort(), I have a modest proposal for an alternative.." and my change gets denied? Does everyone's submission to add commentary to the documentation have to be allowed, because to do otherwise is to censor that person's speech, even as they have tons of other venues as even their own code tracking system would keep it available for posterity, even if not currently in new downloads?

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  83. Re:We all live on this planet together by Junta · · Score: 1

    I think it's a valid point. I have seen jokes, puns, and colloquialisms derail a non-native English speaker from understanding what they are reading. What would *seems* to obviously be something in jest has caused me to have to spend a lot of time explaining that "no, don't worry about that bit in the documentation.. why not? because it's a joke... how is it a joke? well... you see in america...." which is all in all a sort of cultural exchange, but it's never entertaining to either party (anytime you have to explain a joke, it's not going to be funny by the time it is understood).

    It's not a matter of unwilling to interact and learn cultures, it is it bogs down documentation and makes it harder to understand. It is rare that a person who didn't get it is ready to walk away without a full explanation about it so they are engaged, it's just that it's not the best forum for cultural exchange.

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  84. Re: Huh? by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of your questions can be answered straightforwardly by using an analogy of a library. Does everyone's submission to add a book to a library need to be allowed? No, not really. Is requesting that a book be removed because you don't like what it says censorship? Yeah, it is.

    As a general rule of thumb, "I am offended" is not a good reason to remove speech.

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    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  85. Re:We don't want abortion in open source. by slickwillie · · Score: 1

    I would hate to see what the Fundies would do with creat().

  86. Re:Clueless by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    The point is, who cares what you are "against'? That "joke" has been in there for decades, and no one noticed. Get over it.

  87. Re:Simple solution by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    Who is going to fork it and maintain it? You? Doubtful. Get over it.

  88. How is it "censorship" to merely remove a joke? No government forced them to do so.

    It's been there since the 90s? Maybe it had just served its purpose, whatever that was?

    1. Re:um by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is all in the reasons stated and the context. If you do not see the problem here, then you are part of it.

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  89. Do NOT Remove! by SysEngineer · · Score: 2

    Do not remove! libc is more than just code it is a philosophy.

  90. Re:Huh? by ruir · · Score: 2

    RMS is just not let himself go with the political nonsense herd mentality other projects are currently going.
    It is called having a backbone, which is rare nowadays.
    Sad that RMS is the only having the wisdom to do that.

  91. Re:We all live on this planet together by ruir · · Score: 1

    As a non-native speaker, I can assure you learning all that nuances is what takes part of mastering a language.
    What happened to your mate, had he a buffer or parser overflow over reading those parts of the documents, or was he able to skim them over, and resume reading?

  92. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by ruir · · Score: 1

    Non-English speakers can skip text and resume reading when they do not understand things, they are not machines. As an EFL speaker, I do get the joke btw.
    There is more to say about RH here than RMS.

  93. Re:Yay ! Kick back against left and right censors by ruir · · Score: 1

    Amen!

  94. Re:US centric by ruir · · Score: 1

    As a non-US guy, I can assure you we get it. No rats and RedHat SJWs were harmed in laboratory for us to understand the joke.

  95. Re:Why now? by ruir · · Score: 1

    After the current wikipedia, FreeBSD and StackOverflow "inclusive" and politically correct stances, do you still need to ASK?

  96. GNU's Executive Order by kriston · · Score: 1

    At first, I was worried this would be what a dictator would do, as he said that he has "authority" to do things like this but had rarely done it.

    After thinking about for a moment I realized that this is GNU's version of an Executive Order.

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    Kriston

  97. Re: Why do people care about Stallman? by IvanKrivyakov · · Score: 1

    > looking professional and easier to sell Is it just me, or does it sound like prostitution?

  98. Re:Huh? by just+another+AC · · Score: 1

    FACTS:
    Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but some people's opinions are wrong (eg "I think the earth is flat").
    Everyone is entitled to give their opinion, but not entitled to have their opinion listened to. (assuming US audience where there is freedom of speech)
    And not listening or telling you that you are wrong is not censorship.
    And if you posit your opinion as a fact (like you did as there was no "in my opinion" or "I think that" etc), it can be treated like any statement of fact, including outright rejection if incorrect.

    SUMMARY
    if you want to claim your opinion and not have it nullified say "I think that joke isn't funny" not "that joke isn't funny".

    Personally I'm on the fence, (see what I did there) but it irks me when people claim their opinion in absolutes. Same reason I have a problem with most religions.

  99. Richard Stallman too busy whining to write code by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Well, too busy whining to write PROPER code. Still one hell of an attack surface in glibc that can lead to arbitrary execution of code, yet he's too busy being offended at the removal of some little in-joke which came from out of the cruft of his fucking navel that he won't fix what's been pointed out to him for over 12 months.

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  100. Re:Huh? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    What they should have done is remove it one word at a time so that no one notices.

  101. Re:Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It isn't censorship to remove superfulous information

    Would you like to take a moment to reflect on what you've just said?

    Are you really arguing that all I need do to avoid accusation of censorship is to declare something superfluous - literally 'unnecessary'?

    RMS is acting like a petty dictator

    You say that like it's a bad thing. The _point_ of free speech is that everyone gets to be 'a petty dictator' over what they say or write. You can argue that something is superfluous. You can ask that it be removed for various reasons. But if the author declines, then that is quite literally their right.

    His words. He gets to say 'no' when you ask for them to be removed.

    nor wanted any longer

    Here you go, again. It doesn't matter whether you or anyone else wants this, they are his words. He gets to say what happens to them.

    We are only tested on our dedication to the right to free speech when the speech is something we don't like or don't want to hear.

    Calling it "censorship" is asinine.

    Denying that it is is ignorant.

  102. Re:Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 1

    When your 'opinion' is stated as broadly as you have and used as though it were a fact or date to prop up your argument, then showing a counter-example 'nullifies' your 'opinion' within the context of your argument.

  103. Re: Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 2

    there are a lot of people who now don't exist

    There are even more people who don't exist because of all the people who have failed to have children with me. Some of them I've never even met.

  104. Re:Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 2

    And if the pro-life advocates, like you, would stop insisting that the 'weight' that they attribute to the decision is the only valid one, then I'd probably be more amenable to their position.

    The essence of the pro-choice movement is that it is the choice of the individual. That they should be allowed to make that choice based on their own evaluation of the 'weight' of that choice and that other people, like yourself, imposing what _you_ think is an appropriate 'weight' is an imposition on their right to self-determination.

    Some people will treat it with every bit as much 'weight' as you ask. Others will treat it as you characterise all pro-choicer advocates.

    Personally, I think more harm has been done by righteous do-gooders, certain of their morally superior position and unable to admit that their position might be an opinion and not a fact than just about any other single source in human history.

  105. Re: Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 1

    where someone's

    I'm not sure you're even aware of the fact that you are assuming something as fact that others disagree with.

    You equate killing the GP with the abortion of a fetus, that abortion is killing a person. That position may be one you consider incontrovertible. It is not.

    the temporary inconvenience of another

    I see. Are there any other dismissive phrases you'd like to use while virtue signalling how much more amenable you'd be if only 'they' would treat this with the proper 'weight'?

    It's called adoption

    Cool. How many children have you adopted?

  106. Re:Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1

    I don't want to take away choice. I just want it to only be exercised in rare circumstances after the weight of the ethical question is fully considered.

    It isn't just a question of "reproductive autonomy". It is taking a life and should be treated that way.

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  107. Re:No good guys to cheer for by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    The problem is that "overly sensitive" is subjective. For the sake of freedom of speech it's better to make it other people's responsibility to just ignore stuff they find over sensitive.

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  108. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by another_twilight · · Score: 1

    "“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” - George Bernard Shaw

    People thought he was a lunatic back when he was starting to do the things that you describe as 'a lot of good'. I'm damned grateful that there's someone like him who doesn't compromise even if it makes other people 'look bad'. The man has proven to be prescient far too many times for me to dismiss what he has to say, even when I don't necessarily agree.

    But on this, he's absolutely right. They are his words, in his document for his project. He gets to say 'no' when people suggest that he remove them. No matter how reasonable or unreasonable other people might think that position is.

  109. Re: Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1

    Abortion is intentionally ending a life that would continue without that intervention. Trying to deny that the foetus is alive or that it can't feel yet or that it isnt a "person" is just rationalizing.

    And I might adopt. My wife and I are trying to have a child. If it turns out that we can't do so naturally, we will be looking into adoption.

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  110. which is worse by cats-paw · · Score: 1

    the nit-wit at RedHat worried about people being "triggered" by a fucking joke or the quantity of people commenting in here who find the joke offensive.

    if you find that joke offensive you need serious recalibration of your sense of humor.

    also, please don't even run for any office. over.

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  111. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

    "Contributors to open source projects (ESPECIALY the seminal projects and the pioneers like Stallman) are giving us their work. But it's not for free. They still expect to be paid - but in things far more valuable than money.

    Removing this joke is stealing part of Stallman's pay for his work. And it's a piece of his pay that he values enough to raise a stink about it."

    Whatever. If the artist who makes a song can't dictate how i enjoy it, then the coder who codes something can't dicatate modifications made to their code by people down the line.

    This whole cult of the founder/artist in programming, and their dictatorial whims over an OPEN SOURCE project is sickening. He was free to keep his code all to himself, but he can't control what people do with it after he decides to share it with the world.

    I'm not a programmer, so i dont know how commonplace it is to put jokes in professional code. To the layman, jokes appear unprofessional. Like mechanics who draw cocks on your oil filter.

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  112. Re: Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 1

    Abortion is intentionally ending a life

    You are arguing about something 'in potentia'. The 'life' (as a singular noun) does not yet exist. This argument is/was used by the Catholic church against contraception. That a 'life' would otherwise exist except for the intervention of the condom, for example. It's a position that is well reasoned and argued. It's not proven and there are counter arguments just as well reasoned and argued. Those arguments may not persuade you, but they exist and the fact that other people find them just as compelling as the arguments you use to reach your conclusions is the thing you seem unable to understand accommodate or accept.

    Trying to deny that the foetus is alive

    A collection of cancerous cells in a tumour is alive. You're conflating alive with 'a life'. You attribute a value to the fact that this group of cells may go on to become a person, compared to this other group that is not. You argument relies on the value you ascribe to the potential of those cells. There are other values.

    is just rationalizing

    Patronising assertion and a straw man. Are you aware of the assumptions you are making in _this_ statement?

    And I might adopt

    I see. So abortion is ending a person based on the potential of those cells to become a person, and your virtue with respect to adoption lies in the potential likelihood of you adopting in the future.

    I think I'm detecting a pattern. Some people lack your omniscience, and so come to different conclusions being, as they are, restricted to knowing only what is.

    You seem to be confusing two arguments. I disagree with your position on abortion, but that's not what I'm arguing. There's no point. You refuse to admit that there could be a different position so arguing with you about that would be utterly fruitless. And the only reason I'm pointing that out is because of the hypocrisy of your position where you condescend to allow how you'd be better able to accept someone having a different point of view if only they'd value things the way you do.

    Well of course you would. Then they'd be wrong.

  113. Re:Clueless by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

    "I just wonder what it is like to go through life getting offended by every little thing. It must be exhausting."

    Are you kidding? you are the one who is offended by the offence of offended people!

    The correct course of action for this stupid debate is to shake your head sigh, and close the web browser. Literally both sides are wrong and i really don't care. But the comments here acting like its a free speech issue are clearly the most entitled of all.

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  114. Re:Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'm not a pro-life advocate. I oppose laws that that try to ban abortions. So I'd probably be more likely to side with you than them on most legislation.

    The essence of the pro-choice movement is that it is the choice of the individual. That they should be allowed to make that choice based on their own evaluation of the 'weight' of that choice and that other people, like yourself, imposing what _you_ think is an appropriate 'weight' is an imposition on their right to self-determination

    This "argument" could be applied to anything. Claiming that you're making a choice while pretending that no one else affected is just deluding yourself. Moral relativism has to have a limit. If ending a life isn't something that universally has some substantial ethical weight, then you're really just advocating for anarchy.

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  115. Re:Huh? by another_twilight · · Score: 1

    Claiming that you're making a choice while pretending that no one else affected

    Well it's a good thing I didn't make that claim, then, isn't it. You exclaimed that you wished people would treat the choice with the appropriate weight. I pointed out that you were assuming that your judgement of the weight is your own and that you are assuming that this is universal and/or has an absolute right/wrong. I'm advocating for letting people evaluate that for themselves. Nowhere in that chain is there a statement about whether their decision does or does not affect others.

    If ending a life

    You keep doing it.

    You consider it ending a life. That's a conclusion you've reached based on your values and reasoning. Other people evaluate that differently.
    _That's_ my point. Then you condescend to allow that you'd see their point of view if only they'd value things the way you do.

    That you cannot understand that is not a criticism of your conclusion. It's a criticism of your inability to consider that your axioms may differ from someone else's and that as a consequence the conclusions you draw may be different.

  116. A Better Option : Real Termination by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Abort can be simply an initialism.

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  117. Re:Huh? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    The majority of Americans - and here in the UK too - are moderates. They support restrictions on abortion, but also believe that it should be legal under some circumstances. This moderation has little political representation though. The passionate ones, the people who actually drive the political debate and write the laws, are the extremists. The pro-lifers who want to see abortion banned entirely even if this means women dying needlessly, and the pro-choicers who believe abortion must be legal in every case as a matter of principle.

    The US legal situation only worsens the situation due to the fear of incrimentalism.

    I'd respect the pro-life side a lot more if almost every one of their pressure groups were not also opposed to sex education and access to contraception. The best tools we have to minimise the need for elective abortion, yet shunned by the organised pro-life movement for 'promoting sin' or some such nonsense.

  118. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Removing this joke is stealing part of Stallman's pay for his work. And it's a piece of his pay that he values enough to raise a stink about it.

    He's got into a spat with the other lead developers over this. They need paying too.

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    SJW n. One who posts facts.
  119. Re:Huh? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    The question is not really over 'taking a life.' People kill all the time - for food, for medicine or for pest control. My whole household had to take antiparasitics last week because we adopted a rescue cat that was riddled with intestinal worms - does that count as murder? Not all life has equal ethical value, and some life has negligible value. A consistent framework for handling the issue of abortion needs to somehow evaluate this worth: What makes humans worth more than rats and worms, and does the fetus have it?

    Unfortunately humans are superficial creatures, and easily swayed by simple physical features like a cute little baby face or a bizarre fixation on the heartbeat.

  120. Re: Huh? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    This is why I don't like the in potentia argument. Once you start granting rights to people who may hypothetically exist in future, you end up reaching some very strange conclusions which most people would find abhorent. By that logic any men here need to be getting out there right now and finding some women to impregnate - and if none are willing, just rape as many women as possible. Doing anything else means denying existence to future children, a crime on par with murder.

  121. Stallman is an idiot by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    There is a consensus. If you want the joke to remain then create your own branch with the stupid joke there.

    Is it really an essential political statement that the project should be supporting? Does this mean that if IO support glibc, I'm also obliged to have specific opinions on abortion in a country I have visited twice? How about gun control? Nuclear power in Germany? Funding for colour blindness assistance glasses in the Polish health system?

    1. Re:Stallman is an idiot by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that if IO support glibc, I'm also obliged to have specific opinions on abortion in a country I have visited twice?

      It's aborting a program, not a baby. You do know that words can have different meanings? Right? If you are against aborting programs, then how do you ever use a computer. Turning it off would be abortion as would shutting anything down. Must be hell!

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    2. Re:Stallman is an idiot by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      You do know that words can have different meanings?

      Yes. That is how the joke works. The point of the joke is to make a political comment about aborting babies. The reason Stallman wanted to keep it in is because he feels the political comment is important.

      You're not under the impression that the joke is about the abort operation are you?

    3. Re: Stallman is an idiot by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Again I just see you being confused by the meanings of words. The joke is about censoring the word abort. Nowhere does it mention anyones opinion on killing babies. Nowhere does it say if aborting is good or bad. There is no abortion joke, it is a censorship joke. If you see evil in the word abort, that says more about you than anything else.

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    4. Re: Stallman is an idiot by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Specifically it's a reference to the Global Gag Rule", which censors discussion of abortion in the medical context. I don't see evil in the word abort. I am a little confused about what you think this says about me. You seem to be reading a lot into this. Do you not think that the rule is an anti-abortion measure?

  122. Re:Clueless by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    It could be argued that GNU has outgrown the hobbyist era. GNU carries the weight of many billions of dollars each year of business activity and of safety-critical systems. There are hobbyists, but there are also professional programmers hired by businesses who need to improve the software they depend upon. The glory days of the hacker culture in which GNU originated have passed.

  123. Re:No good guys to cheer for by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    Wow did you just discover that list of mildly funny unix jokes from the 80s?

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  124. Re:Clueless by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    I just wonder what it is like to go through life getting offended by every little thing

    You must have a very short memory then. You seem to be angry a lot and get hilarously offended about the use of the term "AI" for example!

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  125. Re:Sure by demented_hedgehog · · Score: 1

    You write a library and put whatever you want in it... and we won't complain.

  126. Re:Clueless by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    This is a funny joke, calm your tits.

  127. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by Pseudonym · · Score: 2

    Perhaps it is childish (to you), to most sensible people it's a comment on the political climate in the US, [...]

    It isn't childish to me, but it is parochial. You (and by "you" I mean a generic "you") are welcome to comment on your own politics, but it puzzles me as to why you think the whole world needs to see it. What makes your political in-jokes so much more important than everyone else's?

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  128. Re:We don't want abortion in open source. by MariusBoo · · Score: 1

    Very few, if any, jokes are appropriate worldwide. If that is so, then what is the importance of this message? Should we stop making any jokes?

    Nothing is acceptable in all contexts. And most things are acceptable in some context. Letting the author of the fucking code decide is one of the better ways to decide. My code, my choice!

  129. Thank you, Richard Stallman! by xxxLCxxx · · Score: 1

    Thank you, Richard Stallman!
    It saddens me to see that this would have gone south had "the man" not thrown in his veto. This means that the majority either ducks away or is made up predominantly by shit-bags (I doubt that).
    I'm quite sure that those who complained are not really into programming. I haven't met a coder without a sense of humor and a desire for liberty, yet. There is currently a dreadful discussion about paragraph 218 ("termination of pregnancy", a.k.a. abortion) in GERMany. The background story is that a doctor was dragged to court for publicizing information to inform pregnant women of their options and their implications. This information was considered a crime by the new right. With dying churches and the political climate having been pushed towards the far right, they are now fastening onto what was thought "a human right" not so long ago.
    We need more people like Stallman. Without them, we're back in our enclosures in no time ...

  130. Re:No good guys to cheer for by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Not BE overly sensitive. Be. The person is supposed to

    • be

    not overly sensitive.

    ignore stuff they find over sensitive

    Stuff ? Do you follow simple English ?

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  131. Re:We don't want abortion in open source. by CAPSLOCK2000 · · Score: 1

    Abortion, as exercised by places like the Chinese Government against its' own citizens, i.e., forced abortion, is far from a laughing matter,

    Most abortions are not forced abortions. Your saying that you can't make jokes about topics that have dark sides to them. Say goodbye to any joke about sex, religion, politics, children, prison, animals, labour, animals, food, alcohol, art or pretty much any other human activity. If humans do it, someone will have found a way to corrupt or abuse it.

    It appears Mr. Stallman may need to broaden his horizons to understand that not all people live in a free society.

    I'm pretty sure he gets it, it's the entire point of the joke. It's not a joke about abortion, it's a joke about freedom of speech.

  132. Re:Huh? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    But they treat it like the expectant mother is weighing the ethics of removing a benign mole

    That's an easy comment to make from the peanut gallery and shows you fundamentally have no fucking idea what is going on in these cases.

  133. Re:Clueless by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    I guess everyone's gotta have a hobby.

  134. abort by DrYak · · Score: 1

    To "abort" means to "stop". That's it.

    In the context of abortion, it merely means "to stop the pregnancy". (Hence RMS' joke about proper ways to stopping a program and government allowing/forbidding the mention of it).

    That you consider this a "child killing" is merely a reflection of the specific way "the point at which life begins" happens to be defined in the peculiar mythology you decided to believe in. Please keep in mind that not everyone took the same decision as you.

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  135. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by Cederic · · Score: 1

    he can't control what people do with it after he decides to share it with the world

    I suspect he'd agree completely with you. One reason he shared it with the world is to allow them to do what they want with it (except hide it and prevent others from doing the same).

    What he's preventing them from doing is changing his copy of his code.

    i dont know how commonplace it is to put jokes in professional code

    Very. Almost mandatory.

    To the layman, jokes appear unprofessional.

    The layman wont understand a large number of the jokes, or even that they are jokes. But that aside, programmers are people. People have a sense of humour. Why would they put that aside when being creative?

    Hell, even the mathematically inclined professional actuaries have jokes: https://actuarialjokes.com/

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  137. Re: No good guys to cheer for by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

    No. That's not how things work. Your fragile feelings are your own problem. Guessing you don't know the difference between sticks, stones, and words? If so, I blame your parents.

  138. Pandora's box by Like2Byte · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You want to leave Stallman's humorous line in? Fine. It's a historical footnote for OSS. But let's not open the floodgates for every budding programmer with a funny bone to insert their brand of humor into each man page or programmer's manual.

    When I open a manual of some sort I want to find answers and not be distracted by irrelevant material. What's next? ASCII Porn? "Don't censor me, man!"

    "Pandora's box" and "Unintended Consequences" comes to mind. Let's keep it brief, on topic, and as professional as possible, shall we?

    1. Re:Pandora's box by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You want to leave Stallman's humorous line in? Fine. It's a historical footnote for OSS. But let's not open the floodgates for every budding programmer with a funny bone to insert their brand of humor into each man page or programmer's manual.

      We need to stomp out humor in every aspect of life, you insensitive clod. Humor does not fit the polarized ideologies that are demanding ascendency.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  139. Re: Huh? by Interfacer · · Score: 1

    A baby right before delivery is as alive as right after delivery, and equally capable of surviving on its own. I am not arguing against abortion, just pointing out that the 'alive' argument can be taken to the ridiculous. If the baby is considered alive right after delivery, it's also alive right before delivery. And a day before, and 2 days before, etc.

    At some point, you can argue that the foetus is not alive, I suppose, but obivously the question is more complex than argument that just because the bun is still in the oven it cannot possibly be alive. So in many cases, abortion can literally mean ending a life, whereas in other, much earlier stages, it doesn't mean ending a life.

  140. Good. He did not bow to the SJWs negativity by gweihir · · Score: 2

    It really does not matter what you think about the joke. There is no good reason to remove it and removing it validates a horribly wrong stance that some people fantasize would make the world better. (Even the Nazis though they were making the world better. Good intentions are not at all ensuring good deeds.) Hence it is quite refreshing that a high-profile person does not bow to this nonsense and just states "you have no say in this".

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    1. Re:Good. He did not bow to the SJWs negativity by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      It's like gravity. It will eventually win out and his joke will be removed. It's just a matter of time.

      Even the "you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish" was removed from tunefs. Now that was funny. This one will go over so many heads in the world because they'll have absolutely no clue what he's even talking about. Even if they know, it's still debatable if it's even funny. You have to explain it.. so therefore it's not funny.

    2. Re:Good. He did not bow to the SJWs negativity by gweihir · · Score: 1

      While the fight against stupidity is certainly a permanent one, giving up is stupid, weak and unethical. So take your defeatist crap elsewhere please.

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    3. Re:Good. He did not bow to the SJWs negativity by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Well that was an unexpected response. You're bringing in ethics? RMS wouldn't even do that. Maybe if you really think this is a SJW cause... which it isn't. You think that allowing a stupid joke to be removed from some computer code that next to nobody will get and very few people will even see in the first place is unethical? You don't know what ethics means. Are you the guy that gets a Hillary/Trump/Cottonpicker sign and proudly displays it in the garage instead of out front for others to see as well? You're for something as long as nobody else knows?

      No, it's ethical to clean crap up. This is clearly crap and doesn't belong in that code. I've removed all kinds of stupid stuff like this in my 30+ year career. Jokes, comments on other people that did code in the code and so on. Sometimes it gets really chidish and it's childish of RMS to steak his flag on this piece of turf. If he wants to make a political statement he can in a FAR better way. He's RMS after all. He's a man that isn't shy about letting you know how he feels, he doesn't need to leave a lame joke around and he should know that (and realize that). That's all I'm saying. In fact leaving it there is defeatist, don't you think? It's there to die. Let the garbage man do his job.

  141. Re:Huh? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    Isn't the point of FOSS that it doesn't really belong to anyone? It's a matter for the community, and not just one guy.

    Look, I don't really have a problem with the so-called joke, if it can so be called. It's weak at best, but in its own way, it's a pro-choice joke. Fine. But does it *add* anything to the documentation? There's so much bad documentation out there right now in FOSS projects, and this is what they're fighting over? I run into obtusely documented functions in emacs/elisp all day every day, and it's 100% not getting better, but somehow there's time to worry about whether a bad joke deserves to be included so everyone can roll their eyes at it?

    I'd just as soon see it removed—if it doesn't help people figure out how to use the software, it's just one more thing I have to sigh at and scroll past as I look for something useful.

  142. Re: Huh? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    The whole argument comes down to a discussion about bodily autonomy. A woman has a right to her body—all people do. You can't harvest organs from a corpse to save the lives of 10 people if a person hasn't authorised you to do it before their death, and so forcing a woman to carry an unwanted baby to term is effectively bestowing more rights onto a dead person than a living woman, and endowing the fetus with *more* rights than any living person.

    Beyond that, though, there's a misconception that abortion is taken lightly by women at doctors. Virtually nobody gets a 3rd trimester abortion that doesn't medically require it because the fetus has either died, will die, or will kill the mother. Here in Canada we literally have no laws at all governing abortion; it's just a medical decision that's made. We do not have meaningfully different abortion statistics.

    Outlawing abortion doesn't make it any less prevalent, it just makes it more dangerous. Teach better sex ed, encourage children to understand sex, consent and contraception, and unintended pregnancy rates will drop, and with them, abortion rates. Unfortunately, it seems that most people (or at the very least, most lawmakers) that are anti-choice are also anti-sex-education, which ends up being a vicious cycle.

  143. Re:Clueless by DogDude · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have to be that way. The people making billions of dollars off of GNU should always be reminded who wrote that software. If they don't like silly comments, they can re-write their own code.

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  144. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    For someone who quotes Ron Paul in his sig line you show a remarkable lack of respect for private property and contract.
    If the artist who makes a song can't dictate how i enjoy it, ...

    But to a large extent the artist who makes a song, if he retains copyright to it, CAN dictate the conditions under which it is performed - by terms of the license to perform it.

    (I recall, for instance, attending a concert that included on orchestrial piece, composed back in the Vietnam confilct era, where the composer had written a political rant, and required it be read to the audience before the piece was performed. The rant, though dated, was duly read.)

    This whole cult of the founder/artist in programming, and their dictatorial whims over an OPEN SOURCE project is sickening. He was free to keep his code all to himself, but he can't c.ntrol what people do with it after he decides to share it with the world

    But he CAN. By licensing it open source he IS. The license is based on retaining ownership and control - then easing PART of the control. Use it in a way that is forbidden by the license and you lose the license to use it AT ALL>

    Yes, he licensed it in a way that lets others hack the joke out of the comments and republish. But he's also an authority in the organization that maintains the current mainline distribution. So he gets, in this case, to dictate how THAT distribution deals with the joke.

    And that will stick: To get a fork to take over from the current mainline you'll have to contribute more and/or better maintenance of the whole library than the current organization.

    Are you, and your friends, willing to spend that much of YOUR time, resouces, and talents to the project? HE is. His friends are.

    They're giving us this stuff we like - in return for other things from us that they value. That includes not locking up fixed/augmented versions of it, contributing other software that THEY like, recognition of their contributions, and respect for their wishes.

    So if he values having a joke - relevant to the political situations around open source publication - in the comments (where it doesn't affect the function of the software), I say let him have it, even if the open source contract doesn't require it, even if I don't agree with it. For him it's more valuable than money, and having his way encourages him to make more good software for us. For us it's LESS valuable than money. So in this free market it's a fantastic bargain.

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  145. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by ghoul · · Score: 1

    "I'm not a programmer" and yet you feel you are qualified to comment on an open source coding issue.

    Mr President , I thought you got all your news from FOX. Welcome to Slashdot.

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    **Life is too short to be serious**
  146. While we're talking about jokes by rjmx · · Score: 1

    "Carlos O'Donnell, a senior software engineer at Red Hat, recommended avoiding jokes altogether"

    If only he'd said that when Red Hat came up with systemd ...

  147. So many snowflakes by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Abort. Yes we must eliminate this from the lexicon. This is a fine opportunity for far left and far right to combine their offendeism, and eliminate this horrible word.

    The far right, because abortion is an affront to god, and all aspects of it must be eliminated.

    The far left, because abort is another of the patriarchy's stomping on the rights of women, comparing the termination of a process with the right of a woman to have total control over her own body. No wonder we can't gert women in STEM!

    Have I pissed everyone off?

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  148. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by allquixotic · · Score: 1

    It's actually a FREE SOFTWARE project, not an OPEN SOURCE project, as he would tell you if he read your comment. ;) But

    Contributions made to upstream glibc have their copyright attributed to the FSF once they are turned over to the FSF via a copyright assignment form. See: https://www.gnu.org/licenses/w...

    Since Stallman is the President of the FSF, he basically has direct authority to modify the version of glibc on the FSF's servers, because he is the highest authority of the non-profit organization that owns that copyright.

    What Stallman *can't* do, due to the license that he wrote and gave to glibc, is stop you or anyone else from modifying any aspect of that code once you download it. And he isn't trying to do that here. So indeed, a fork of glibc (which has happened before and was successful; see eglibc, whose changes were eventually merged upstream) would be the only way to have a publicly-recognized copy with this modification. But it wouldn't be *the* *upstream* glibc anymore, even if you called your repo "glibc".

    Stallman also technically has the authority to change the copyright license on FSF's version of glibc to any other license, which he did when they made it LGPL v2.1+. Effectively, instead of glibc just being only available under the "Library General Public License v2" (an older version of the license), it can now be released under LGPLv2.1 *or* LGPLv3 by downstream distributors. But that license change only occurred because Stallman assented to it. He could change it to plain old GPLv3 if he wanted, or he could declare the FSF's copy to be proprietary software if he wanted - he's allowed to do that under copyright law. But that still wouldn't modify the license of any copies that were previously distributed.

  149. Re:Huh? by Cederic · · Score: 1

    This is why I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-abortion.

    Population's too high anyway.

  150. Re:Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1

    You consider it ending a life. That's a conclusion you've reached based on your values and reasoning. Other people evaluate that differently.

    I don't "consider it" ending human life. It is ending human life. An embryo is alive and has a unique set of human DNA post-conception. Where is there room for interpretation? Do you deny that they have human DNA or that they are alive?

    When does someone become human enough for their life to have value. If it isn't at the start, then when? Any other definition has seriously fucked up consequences like people losing their humanity because they have a disability or are temporarily unconscious.

    That is why I say that considering abortion to be nothing more than "reproductive choice" is reprehensible.

    You say that I'm just not open to alternative interpretations. That's true, but only because there aren't any others that can be held consistently without devaluing human life to the point where gross atrocities can be justified.

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  151. Stallman's wish should be respected. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    The GNU project and the GPL licenses are due to Richard Stallman. He is the reason that the GPL licences exist, allowing Linus to do Linux. Take away the joke, and you whittle away at the GNU project.
    The joke and other documentation is Richard Stallman's self deliverables in his life, and a life that he has every right to be proud of.

    If you remove the joke, you remove a bit or Richard Stallman, a person for whom I have a great deal of respect. We need a little humor in our life, and that joke's not in bad taste.

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    1. Re:Stallman's wish should be respected. by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. We had BSD and other stuff. While he did contribute a lot to free software, he's not like the guy or something.

      I've met him too, back in the mid 1980s. I also have a lot of respect for him. That's why I think this should go. He could be remembered for joke if you can call it a joke about abortion? God has a sense of humor like that. Dedicate your whole life to something great and be remembered for the one screw up you did or something you're not really about. I'm disappointed in him that he would take this stand. Almost as bad as being a cop all your life, doing all kinds of good in the community, being recognized world wide for this... and then robbing a bank in broad daylight and getting caught. Really?

      He should stay out of politics.

  152. Re:Come on, Stallman by Kielistic · · Score: 1

    Before you criticize others for their lack of understanding of censorship you might want to wrap your own head around it. It does not have to come from the government to be censorship.

  153. Re: Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1

    Bodily autonomy isn't as clear cut as it sounds. In the case of conjoined twins where one is reliant on the other. Does the bodily autonomy of the more independent twin override the right to life of the other one? Can one unilaterally decide to separate, even against the other's will and regardless of whether they are otherwise healthy?

    Of course, this is a moral question, not a legal one. I don't propose making laws to bar everything that happens to be immoral. But the corollary is that not everything that is legal is morally correct.

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  154. Censorship how? by SixMinutes · · Score: 1

    I don't understand the cries of "censorship! censorship!" in this comment thread. The FSF's projects like glibc are collective endeavours following meritocratic / semi-democratic ideals, right? If the group has a discussion to decide what is appropriate content for its documentation, that's just the normal execution of a democratic process, not some imposed censorship. There's only one set of docs, the community needs to agree on what goes into them, even if that means some have to compromise or not get their way.

    As far as I can see, the only autocratic decision here was RMS's assertion of control over glibc, and that the joke should be restored.

  155. Re:Huh? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

    You consider it ending a life. That's a conclusion you've reached based on your values and reasoning. Other people evaluate that differently.

    I don't "consider it" ending human life. It is ending human life. An embryo is alive and has a unique set of human DNA post-conception. Where is there room for interpretation? Do you deny that they have human DNA or that they are alive?

    That is all true of sperm also. I hope you haven't jacked-off anytime in the past. Or had a wet dream. That would be millions of human DNA cells that you killed. Any one of them could have found it's other half of the DNA it needed and became a full human, but you shot them into a sock and killed them all!

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  156. Re:Come on, Stallman by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    When a group of people who run a project make a decision about what to publish in their own documents, it's called freedom of expression. The OPPOSITE of censorship. When someone else who, through some agreement or organizational structure, tells them they can't express themselves that way, that's also freedom of expression, if that's how things are set up. Or would you say that Stallman was censoring those other people's ideas about that communication? No? Exactly.

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  157. Re: Huh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    As a general rule of thumb, "I am offended" is not a good reason to remove speech.

    Keeping something out of misguided principle (or perhaps spite) is not a good reason either.

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  158. Re: Huh? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    What misguided principle do you see here?

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  159. Re: Huh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Premature anti-PC. Even the slightest whiff of an argument for political correctness can lead critics of PC down some reactionary path. When sometimes they are reacting to their own strawman they initially set up. For example RMS's comment(joke?) was intentionally (I assume) hyperbolic, a criticism of over-corrective political correctness culture and its suppressive nature.

    The tone of his joke was of a parody. Now that RMS doesn't realize his own parody years later means he's at worse set up a strawman as distraction politics and at best he's an old man tilting at windmills.

    Full disclosure, I do believe that we should be critical or even actively subvert attempts of a self-designed authority to unilaterally establish new cultural norms. Especially when it is clear that we do not universally share those new standards, or if we do in principle we may not all agree with the force or application.

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  160. Re: Huh? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    You misunderstood his joke. He was criticizing people who want to silence abortion councillors.

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  161. Good on Stallman by Zeekort · · Score: 1

    One hand we need jokes here and there. It makes something more personable and sometimes easier to deal with when we lighten the mood up a bit.

    On the other hand, I can see to a point the desire to avoid anything political since regardless of what side your on and whether or not you're offended it can be a distraction when you're trying to figure something out and get something done.

    However, this is such a light joke on the subject and this is the Internet and there are far worse things being said out there and joked about out there that if someone gets offended by this, they need to grow a thicker skin and get over it. If we listened to all the SJW and snowflake nonsense out there, then we literally shouldn't bother talking and communicating at all since once one person has a different opinion on anything, at least one person will get offended and then all hell breaks loose against the person who dared to think different.

    Good on Stallman for stopping the nonsense in its tracks before it grows larger.

  162. Re: Huh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    You misunderstood the thread. This thread is about the motives that RMS has for refuses to remove the joke. I am well aware of the nature of the joke, which is why I described it as a parody.

    I've already gone over what I believe to be his motivations. Now can you explain, in your own words, why RMS refuses to remove it?

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  163. Re: Huh? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Sure. It's his project, he thinks it's funny, and he sees no reason to remove it.

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  165. Re:No. (See Luke 10:7) More valuable than money. by jeremyp · · Score: 1

    so i dont know how commonplace it is to put jokes in professional code. To the layman, jokes appear unprofessional.

    Professional programmers shouldn't be putting jokes in their code although frequently they do. It doesn't matter how good the programmer thought the joke was, someday, when somebody else is debugging the same piece of code, it won't seen nearly as funny.

    Furthermore, jokes that could be deemed political should be right off limits. "If I was in charge of the glibc code base, this one would be gone, even though I think vey views on abortion probably align with those of rms.

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  166. Re: Huh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Is it his project? I saw some responses where the community at large thought they owned it collectively and that decisions should be more democratic.

    It's Linus not RMS that claims to be a "benevolent dictator".

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  167. Re: Huh? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    It's in the summary. For GNU projects every contributor assigns the copyright of their code to the fsf.

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  168. Re:Why do people care about Stallman? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

    At the risk of stating the obvious, historical books which contain contemporary references were written with the audience in mind.

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  169. ddate by shplopt · · Score: 1

    This definitely reminds me of when they pulled ddate from the the util-linux package. Some dude was offended. It was one of the things that, for me, made linux fun and unique. I can still install it and use it, and I do most days, but it was so cool that it was just there.

  170. Re:No good guys to cheer for by ruir · · Score: 1

    mangina alert

  171. Re:US centric by countach · · Score: 1

    You seem to be an English speaking guy. Ask someone who's non native English speaking.

  172. Re: Huh? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 1

    You and I are 100% in agreement on legality not being equal to morality, and vice versa. But the question of conjoined twins is not the same as the question of a woman and her right to an abortion as a medical procedure. I think we can lean heavily on the bodily autonomy argument, and leave the rest up to a woman and her doctor. Again, demanding that a woman be forced to carry a pregnancy to term gives that woman less autonomy than any non-pregnant person, and it gives more rights to a fetus than any born person—even a newly born baby would have less right to demand the organs and living body of another person than a 2nd trimester fetus, in that case. It makes no sense.

    Conjoined twins, well, that's two people that entered the world sharing the same body, and so bodily autonomy now goes out the window because there was never a time where there was any actual autonomy for any one individual. It's a sad and interesting philosophical problem.

  173. Re: Huh? by slinches · · Score: 1

    Again, demanding that a woman be forced to carry a pregnancy to term gives that woman less autonomy than any non-pregnant person, and it gives more rights to a fetus than any born personâ"even a newly born baby would have less right to demand the organs and living body of another person than a 2nd trimester fetus, in that case. It makes no sense.

    I agree that no one should be compelled to give up their body for the benefit of another. Although, that isn't the situation we are considering. It's the question of whether they can withdraw support of another, once provided, when the other's life depends on it. I think that depends pretty strongly on whether that support was given willingly or taken forcibly.

    It seems to me that the bodily autonomy argument is at odds with itself in these scenarios. It doesn't apply for twins who had no choice to be conjoined, yet it does apply for a pregnant woman regardless of whether she made the choice to get pregnant or not? Help me understand how those fit together.

    Even if we just limit the discussion to abortion, does bodily autonomy still apply if the woman willing became pregnant? If so, why can she withdraw her support for the child at will after already committing that support? It wouldn't be morally acceptable for a kidney donor to demand their organ back.

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  174. Re:US centric by ruir · · Score: 1

    I can pretty much assure you I am *non native*, and do not live anywhere near an English speaking country.
    Nonetheless, a guy that does not understand English, well, he wont have a problem either. He pretty much wont understand it as the rest of the text.
    What next, do you want to obliterate Shakespeare works, because a non native won't understand them?

  175. Re: Huh? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I'm well aware of the FSF policy for copyright, we've known that for years. But that doesn't make it the personal property of RMS.

    My earlier point still stands. That most people in GNU believe it to be a democratic process.

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