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Europe Plans Ban on Plastic Cutlery, Straws and More (cnn.com)

Europe is proposing a ban on single-use plastic items such as cutlery, straws and cotton buds in a bid to clean up the oceans. From a report: The European Commission wants to ban 10 items that make up 70% of all litter in EU waters and on beaches. The list also includes plastic plates and drink stirrers. The draft rules were unveiled Monday but need the approval of all EU member states and the European Parliament. It could take three or four years for the rules to come into force. The legislation is not just about banning plastic products. It also wants to make plastic producers bear the cost of waste management and cleanup efforts, and it proposes that EU states must collect 90% of single-use plastic bottles by 2025 through new recycling programs.

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  1. Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Please don't let this spread to the U.S. I have some problem that makes the touch of metal silverware on my teeth feel like scratching my fingernails on a chalkboard, and I need to request plastic utensils everywhere I go because of that.

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    1. Re:Please no by CastrTroy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe look into some bamboo cutlery.

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    2. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking freak - why don't you stop trying to eat your cutlery?

    3. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I actually use bamboo chopsticks at home whenever possible because of this.

      Bringing my own utensils when eating out would be kind of difficult/annoying/awkward, though.

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    4. Re:Please no by idji · · Score: 4, Insightful

      then take your own plastic utensils with you wherever you go.

    5. Re:Please no by quantaman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please don't let this spread to the U.S. I have some problem that makes the touch of metal silverware on my teeth feel like scratching my fingernails on a chalkboard, and I need to request plastic utensils everywhere I go because of that.

      Did you consider not biting your cutlery?

      Seriously, I don't think anyone likes the feel of cutlery touching their teeth, that's why most people place the fork/spoon in their mouth then pull the cutlery out using their lips to separate the food from the utensil.

      I'm pretty confident I go weeks at a time eating without cutlery touching my teeth.

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    6. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So just because you can't be bothered to remember to bring some alternative cutlery for your bizarre issue the health of the world's oceans should be continued to be out at risk. #wow

    7. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it is food related and there is no FDA warning label telling me it's a bad idea. Therefore, we need to blame TRUMP for this.

    8. Re:Please no by pahles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why would that be difficult/annoying/awkward? Maybe a bit harsh, but you are the one with the problem, why do others need to provide a solution when you can solve it quite easily yourself?

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    9. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *put at risk

    10. Re:Please no by theNetImp · · Score: 1

      They are talking single use plastic. I am sure if you want plastic hard plastic reusable cutlery you'd be able to buy it.

    11. Re:Please no by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's continue filling up the oceans to protect just you from minor dental discomfort.

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    12. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Find the foldable plastic forks that come with some brands of ramen and keep one in your wallet. Done.

    13. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 0, Troll

      For use at home, sure, but what about when dining out, which is what I'm talking about?

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    14. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes exactly! A dead ocean full of plastic is a tiny tiny price to pay so that people like you don't have to feel the horrible touch of metal silverware on your teeth, or worse, WOOD!

    15. Re:Please no by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Bringing my own utensils when eating out would be kind of difficult/annoying/awkward, though.

      How about a plastic or wooden Swiss Army knife, with camping utensils . . . ?

      Or visit a camping store or Website. They have utensil sets that fold up and fit nicely in a tiny case in your pocket.

      . . . and for added shits and giggles . . . hold up the Swiss Army knife to your head and talk into it.

      The other folks in the restaurant will be amazed at your Swiss Army knife cell phone!

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    16. Re:Please no by TechnoCore · · Score: 1

      Yeah, lets make the oceans into a big soup of crap instead so you can have your plastic, for the sake of convenience.

    17. Re:Please no by the_other_chewey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For use at home, sure, but what about when dining out, which is what I'm talking about?

      Bring your own (and occasionally explain why you do so).

      How do you do handle this now? You can't tell me that all restaurants
      are capable (and willing) to provide you with plastic cutlery upon request.

    18. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For use at home, sure, but what about when dining out, which is what I'm talking about?

      As has been pointed out elsewhere, bring it with you. Or don't dine out.

      You can't realistically expect the world to be prepared to cover the case of people who can't use cutlery, because not every place will be able to accommodate you.

      Just like vegetarians and vegans shouldn't demand that a steak house have something without meat in it, people with specific sensitivities need to remember that not all restaurants have set themselves up to accommodate every single person who walks in the door and demands special service. As a former vegetarian, I pretty much learned that the onus was on me to be sure a restaurant had stuff to feed me -- it's certainly not their responsibility to make foods they don't specialise in to cover your needs. And yet I've heard angry vegans bitching that a place which makes primarily meat doesn't have anything for them, like a rib shack gives a damn about vegans.

      I've actually been to sushi restaurants where someone with gluten sensitivity was whining because the soy sauce had wheat in it .. of course it has wheat in it, that's how it's made. The sushi restaurant doesn't have special gluten free soy sauce for them.

      If you need special cutlery, bring it with you, and stop assuming the rest of the world has planned for every random person who needs special treatment.

    19. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For use at home, sure, but what about when dining out, which is what I'm talking about?

      I have a similar problem and similar solution as yours.
      My baby teeth came in with no enamel on them, and my adult teeth grew in the same way.
      I've had 28 caps my entire life to deal with, which are better than nothing but still leaves nerves exposed and accessible.

      I have numerous sets of bamboo and wooden flatware, a couple of which were sold as "reusable travel utensils"
      I typically keep three sets in my car at all times for eating while not at home.

      I've never had any restaurant staff say anything or even look at me oddly over 30 years of bringing my own. In fact the only people that have ever questioned it were other people in the same lunch or dinner party.

      The only somewhat annoying part is rotating them after use.
      My main problem is that I don't do mornings well, and waking up is quite a long process such that I tend to run on autopilot for a bit before actually waking up enough to think.

      So what usually happens is I'll use a set, bring them inside with me to wash, but at times I won't feel like taking them back out to the car right afterwards.
      If I don't, or at least don't put them with my work bag on a weekday, there is about a zero chance I'll remember to bring them with me in the morning back to the car.

      With three sets, I'm covering for my "being lazy in the evening" thing without leaving myself with nothing.
      If it gets to the point I'm bringing in the 3rd set to wash and have a pile of them to take back to the car, I'll just make it an exception to do that right after washing them.

      The morning thing is a separate issue in itself I know, but maybe helpful to spread out the annoyance over time and get into a habit of keeping some with you.

      About the only awkwardness I've ever experienced was purely from dumbasses who only hear "sensitive teeth" and made some stupid comment about "well if you'd brush your teeth you wouldn't have that problem" in some feeble attempt at sounding like less of an ignorant asshole by trying to appear like a better human being after shaming someone else.

      Even then it was only awkward when I was much younger and still cared what others thought.
      I've let that go a long time ago for those types of people.

    20. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the get some durable plastic cutlery and take it with you like you probably already do with your smartphone :).

    21. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You will still be able to get the plastic you need. They "banned" Edison light bulbs here in the U.S. but they are easy to buy online and they are cheap. So I have enough to last a lifetime, or until the alternatives don't suck (CFL's are a joke). But definitely their "ban" doesn't mean I don't buy them and use them. It's like pot. They had a ban on that since the 20's but everyone ignored it. So now they are trying to legalize and tax it. As if I'm going to pay tax after successfully evading felony arrest for 3 decades. Same with plastic. It's just talk.

    22. Re:Please no by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      Please don't let this spread to the U.S. I have some problem that makes the touch of metal silverware on my teeth feel like scratching my fingernails on a chalkboard, and I need to request plastic utensils everywhere I go because of that.

      It's spreading.

      But there are solutions!

      Straws - there are metal (sucks to be you, though) and paper straws (like of old).

      Cutlery - instead of plastic, use ... bioplastic compostable cutlery.

      The problem is that plastic utensils are single use and unless recycled (which most are not), they will clog up landfills and the planet for decades or more, all for something that was used for just a few minutes.

      Compostable disposable cutlery is available and a lot of places actually use it these days. They are more expensive, but often feel less ... chintzy and the ones I've had, feel much more robust. No more spoons that fold when filled with food, or fork tines that bend rather than poke the food. You put them in the compost bin when you're done. I think it's a soy-based product.

      And you can carry your own set with you - they are compostable so you don't even have to wash them when you're done.

      Personally, I like straws but I understand why people want them banned. Just I hate when you put ice in sodas and not provide a straw. So no looking at me funny if you don't provide straws and I ask for no ice.

    23. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC from #56689360 again (the no tooth enamel person)

      I just wanted to add a bit after reading some of the other replies to you here, specifically the "you can't expect others to accommodate you" ones, or more so specifically the ones saying it like jerks.
      (Some of them certainly triggered my instinct to dismiss them!)

      While technically true, I prefer to think of it quite differently.

      Basically when asking for plastic flatware at a restaurant, you're relying on someone else for your pain-free eating experience.
      While it is absolutely wonderful to have the knowledge a given place will do this for you certainly, at least for me I've had to rely on and end up being failed by many people in my life, to the point that I just don't want to *have* to rely on others for me being pain free.

      It's great when someone can and does provide for that.
      It's absolutely miserable for me when someone simply can't for whatever reason.

      I fully assume, even after an explanation why, that the person unable to help has any maleness about it. They probably DO want to help if they can empathize at all. But they only have to work with what their employer provides.

      It sounds selfish to just say "I care about my own comfort too much to rely on others to provide it", but with the unspoken addition of "my catering to my own comfort in this way doesn't negatively (or any way) impact others when I do it myself" is why no one has much room to complain about it.

      Unfortunately beyond that I don't know what else may help to get over the awkwardness feeling.

    24. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > So I have enough to last a lifetime, or until the alternatives don't suck (CFL's are a joke).

      OK grandpa, that's enough internet for you today.

    25. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually I sort of have that too, if a metal spoon or fork hits my teeth it makes me feel like throwing up and the same reaction like nails on a chaulkboard.

      However, instead of getting society to conform to me, I just became very good at not letting my teeth touch the fork or spoon. I just always slide the food off with my gums before chewing and it happens so fast nobody notices anything.

    26. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might re-learn how to use silverware. I almost never experience tooth cutlery contact. Lips only. Once I bit a fork and chipped a tooth. No fun. But that is very, very rare.

      I understand your feelings as I HATE going to the dentist. Don't know what is worse, the metal scraper or the ultrasonic device. Both make me cringe and feel sick.

    27. Re:Please no by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You appear to be under the impression that "kind of difficult" trumps filling the oceans with garbage.

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    28. Re:Please no by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That actually does exist, and other 'cheap wood cuttery'.
      However a 'malformed' bamboo knife can also be connsidered a weapon.

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    29. Re:Please no by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      And that's how disrespect for law spreads.

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    30. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we shouldn't ban the use of excessive plastics in our environment because of your inability to deal with your neurosis.

      Murka!

    31. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring your own cutlery or stop being a freak.

    32. Re:Please no by HiThere · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Bamboo might be a reasonable alternative, but the problem with these blanket condemnations of plastic is that often the alternatives are worse. That wouldn't be true of bamboo knives or forks, but I'm not sure about bamboo straws. Paper straws (possibly made from bamboo) are good, but tend to be too flimsy for many purposes. A straw as good as a plastic straw would be likely to require a lot of extra processing.

      OTOH, there are various biodegradable plastics that would be reasonable for straws. They don't recycle with other plastics, but they compost.

      Probably the best answer is to develop some pelagic bacteria to eat common plastics. Unfortunately, the easier processes would result in a release of carbon dioxide, so you'd want to use a photo-synthesizing bacterium as your base type, to build carbohydrates out of it...but they are less inclined to go in for things like plastics.

      N.B.: Current biodegradable plastics also release CO2 when being degraded, but they are built from modern plants, and so there is (nearly) zero net CO2.

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    33. Re:Please no by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Maybe you are new here? Never admit any kind of weakness on Slashdot, especially don't admit you need help or assistance in any way. It's like sharks to blood.

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    34. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Informative

      Anyone who likes to eat and drink -- this junk eventually re-enters our bodies via the ecosystem.

    35. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why do you need a straw unless you're disabled or are doing drive-through (much less popular in Europe anyway)? Even with a drive-through, it doesn't kill anyone to stop for 5 minutes to eat and drink instead of slobbering all over the car.

    36. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about saying please no to plastics utensils because you have your own and ... god forbid too many paper napkins. I have a large stack already. Pizza take out supplies you with a lot of stuff you don't want, so ready for the trash.

    37. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Why can't there by sturdier, washable plastic forks and spoons for those who need/want them? The problem isn't material, it's more use-case (one time use).

    38. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I know you've probably stockpiled supplies, but for the time being at least, it's safe to leave your basement once a decade or so.

      LEDs and other lights have been perfectly suitable replacements for incan bulbs for years now.

    39. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's like sharks to blood."

      Isn't it supposed to be "blood to sharks", you idiot?

    40. Re:Please no by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Bringing my own utensils when eating out would be kind of difficult/annoying/awkward, though.

      First world problems much? Try having a child, dog, a breastfeeding infant, or maybe one of the myriad of actual debilitating medical conditions. You can even get them in a carry case and they are smaller than you mega smartphone.

    41. Re:Please no by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Well the sharks go to the blood and not the other way around, so..... Unknown.

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    42. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a medical inability to keep metal cutlery away from teeth is his problem.

    43. Re:Please no by arth1 · · Score: 1

      What is "disposing of it properly"?
      Throwing it in the trash doesn't accomplish this either.

    44. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will I consume my 128 oz Ultra Gulp Pro if I have to stop every time I drink?

    45. Re:Please no by spth · · Score: 1

      I see how bamboo and paper would not be ideal for making straws. So how about straw?

    46. Re:Please no by Solandri · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've experienced it too. It has nothing to do with biting. It's due to a galvanic reaction between the metal in the cutlery and the fillings in your teeth. If you have fillings, and there's sufficient saliva in your mouth, and the cutlery and your fillings are far enough apart on the galvanic series, it creates a weak electrical current through your mouth and teeth which feels awful. I only noticed it when I visited a friend who served me a meal with "fancy" gold-plated cutlery, but I would imagine different people are sensitive to different levels of current.

      It's similar to chewing on aluminum foil if you have fillings, except in that case the aluminum makes direct contact with your fillings so the current is much higher.

    47. Re:Please no by arth1 · · Score: 1

      There's no need for you to either feel pain nor bring your own utensils.
      Ceramic dental implants have been available for quite a while now, covered by universal healthcare for conditions like yours.

      Not being able to avoid hitting your teeth with your utensils sounds like a separate neurological problem, either hand control, jaw control or lip control. Have you figured out why you can't do what the overwhelming majority of people can, and whether there is anything modern medicine can do?

    48. Re:Please no by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Stupid laws are exactly how disrespect for law spreads.

      That ship has sailed.

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    49. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Here we have a prime example of HURR DURR LEFTIST DURR:

      Blames the left for giving the only realistic solution, since trying to stop people from littering is impossible, and most of the issue is really that the plastic makes it in bulk somewhere else where it then ends up in the environment and subsequently washed out to sea, like a landfill.

      Hurr durr typical rightist hurr durr!

    50. Re:Please no by arth1 · · Score: 0

      I thought they stopped using metal fillings some 20 years ago now, at least in Europe. That shouldn't be much of a problem.

      Also, stainless steel doesn't give much of a galvanic reaction anyhow...

    51. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Is it still inert under digestive system levels of acidity, with bacteria, under long-term UV exposure? What's "inert" in a kitchen drawer or a carry-out bag doesn't mean it's inert over the long term. Not to mention that ingesting plastic potentially harms wildlife mechanically (i.e. punctured, infected oesophagus = death).

    52. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Literally never had a problem getting plastic cutlery upon request. Most places have it on hand to provide with take-out orders, so can provide it in-restaurant if need be.

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    53. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm pretty confident I go weeks at a time eating without cutlery touching my teeth."

      But OTOH you are no knuckle-dragging mouth-breather.

    54. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Maybe you are new here, but there's this convenient little number up there that tells you exactly how new here someone is, and mine is an order of magnitude smaller than yours.

      Still, it's been kind of surprising how hostile the reaction to my innocuous little post was. If anything I'd expect the usual Silicon Valley libertarian crowd that hangs out here to be rabidly against (to use their rhetoric here) Europeans and their nanny states banning yet another harmless thing like they did with plastic bags.

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    55. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      bioplastic compostable cutlery

      Yeah actually, given that this is a thing, I predict this will be a non-problem in the end. Everyone will just switch from plastic to bioplastic and keep having their disposable utensils around like they always have and I'll be able to request them as needed (though I won't be able to reuse ones I get to go at home, since they'll biodegrade, but there are alternatives to that already). Nothing will change except for what's in the oceans of landfills, which is the point of this, so everything will be fine in the end.

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    56. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Any kind of slurpee-type drink or shake or for that matter something like a root beer float is pretty much undrinkable without a straw, so there is definitely need for straws in at least some circumstances.

      I do prefer no straw when drinking normal liquids, though.

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    57. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no need for you to either feel pain nor bring your own utensils.
      Ceramic dental implants have been available for quite a while now, covered by universal healthcare for conditions like yours.

      Yes I'm actually at this moment considering having them all pulled and implants put in.
      Not as much considering as working out when best to schedule everything.
      The dental surgeon wanted to do mine in two stages, half each time, and will be planning out my PTO days around it which renew July 1st.

      Thank you for the suggestion though. Despite the discomfort and pain others have warned me about, I'm so very done with the real ones I only wish I did it sooner.

      Not being able to avoid hitting your teeth with your utensils sounds like a separate neurological problem, either hand control, jaw control or lip control. Have you figured out why you can't do what the overwhelming majority of people can, and whether there is anything modern medicine can do?

      From what I've been told, other peoples mental body map includes the enamel of their teeth as part of their size. It seems mine is different, the surface of my tooth line feels much closer to the gums and with a noticeable gap between them when my mouth is fully closed.

      It isn't that I'm unaware of the fact a fork goes in the center where your teeth separate when opening your mouth.
      It's more that the estimate of the center, combined with the actual center point of a fork laden with a bite of food, sometimes doesn't feel right and I over-compensate by lowering the fork too much.
      I end up clipping or worse hitting the tips of the fork straight into the front of my lower teeth.

      But oddly, I have been warned that people getting implants retain the same mental body map of their teeth from before, so I wonder if that will make things better, worse, or exactly the same.

      I'm a tiny bit worried in chipping or damaging an implant such it would need replaced.
      That's only covered by my insurance to a point, and I expect to be more expensive to fix than a cap. But I'll cross that bridge if and went I get to it.

    58. Re:Please no by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      No it doesn’t. Plastic is inert. That’s why we use it.

      It isn't and it isn't

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    59. Re:Please no by Computershack · · Score: 4

      No it doesn’t. Plastic is inert. That’s why we use it.

      Humans are already ingesting microbeads through eating seafood and they have also made it into our tap water.

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    60. Re:Please no by Khyber · · Score: 1

      How about buying some edible cutlery? It has existed for decades.

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    61. Re: Please no by slasher999 · · Score: 0

      Actually it appears their government is the one with the problem. Most people are happy with how it works now. If I buy a meal at an informal restaurant of some sort itâ(TM)s expected there is a way to consume the meal properly, assuming the establishment provides tables or a bar for this purpose. Take a McDonaldâ(TM)s salad for example. Stop providing forks and people are likely to stop buying salads.

    62. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I generally do use my lips to remove the foot from the utensil, but it's pretty easy to accidentally make contact now and then in the course of a meal, and it's unpleasant enough that the constant anticipation of it makes for a very unpleasant dining experience. If for some reason non-metal utensils are not available, I can very carefully use metal utensils, but it's much nicer being able to just relax and eat naturally and not worry about whether I might accidentally touch my teeth on the edge of a spoon and involuntarily recoil in pain.

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    63. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2

      That is an interesting explanation, but I'm not sure it's behind my problem. If I am very careful to keep my lips between the metal and my teeth, I can cautiously use metal utensils without the nails-on-a-chalkboard feeling. On the other hand, the sound of metal utensils scraping against something like ceramic can cause the same response, like if someone is dragging the tines of their salad fork across their ceramic plate trying to get the last shreds of lettuce or whatever. It's exactly like nails on a chalkboard. So I don't think it's galvanic in nature, for me.

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    64. Re:Please no by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you can spin bamboo fibre into something you'd be hard pressed to tell from plastic on casual inspection.

    65. Re:Please no by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I never touch my teeth with metal cutlery because of that (not that difficult). But I noticed it in another situation: coarse salt. If I get a grain in my mouth I jump in the air like if it was a 9 Volt battery. I know fancy chefs like to sprinkle that shit everywhere...

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    66. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, if you don't pay extra ... which for many is too much ... you get amalgamate or amalgamate substitute fillings. Which suck, look not much better than a rotten tooth, are the largest source of mercury for the human body here, but at least last a long time.
      The other options are usually all plastics or ceramics which cost a lot and don't last long at all, making you get a new one every year, grinding more and mor of the tooth away at each replacement.

      Ther are high-tech custom-made inserts, but I don't know a singe person who got them, due to the unreasonable, extreme price.

      The best solution is to just raise your kids to avoid short acellular/processed carbs. (Just treat candy, sodas tc. like alcohol, nicotine, caffeine and other drugs. They are fine, if they keep being the exception, and not food.)

    67. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      You know there are some people who are more than 20 (or 30 or whatever) years old, right?

      When I was a teenager, metal fillings were all my poor family's crappy medicaid insurance would cover. As an adult, every dentist has strongly urged non-metallic ones, and I now have the money/insurance to cover it, so I've always gone with that. But the fact that they're suggesting and implicitly asking if that's okay suggests to me that metal is still an option, and the option that the very poor would probably choose. Of course in Europe you don't have financial pressures like that because you have a functional first-world medical system. But nevertheless despite not facing such pressures myself anymore, I still have metal fillings from decades ago, because I'm not a child.

      Not that I think the fillings are the root of my particular problem, anyway; see my sibling response to yours.

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    68. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Oh and also, in my experience plenty of people do bite their cutlery. I thought I was weird being so careful to put my lips around my teeth. So many people seem to scrape their forks with their teeth with every bite. That makes me cringe too.

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    69. Re:Please no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, lets make the oceans into a big soup of crap instead so you can have your plastic, for the sake of convenience.

      Are you assuming that once something is made of plastic, it automagically ends up in the ocean?

      Recycling is the answer, not banning. If plastic forks spoons and knoves are always going to find their way into the ocean, and there is no stopping them, then we need to ban all plastic everywhere. Then start a war on drugs like action to stop the inevitable black market that will spring up.

      I can see it now........ EU Anti-plastic czar, Adolpho Romano poses with 500 pounds of McDonald's Happy meal toys confistcated in a raid last night. Only two people were arrested because the other ten people running the organized crime plastic facility were killed in the action. The price of EU solidarity requires such harsh actions.

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    70. Re:Please no by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You know there are some people who are more than 20 (or 30 or whatever) years old, right?

      Sure - I am one of them. And I had my fillings replaced once consensus was that amalgam fillings were bad. I thought most people did?

    71. Re:Please no by mea2214 · · Score: 1

      Learn to use chopsticks.

    72. Re:Please no by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the suggestion though. Despite the discomfort and pain others have warned me about, I'm so very done with the real ones I only wish I did it sooner.

      I have only had one tooth replaced, due to it splitting. I was scared, but it really wasn't bad at all. Soreness in the gum for a few weeks (go light on habaneros and undiluted booze), and for a while it felt like I had a bone stuck between my teeth, but that was mere weeks, and now I haven't thought about it in years.
      Based on that, if I had teeth that didn't work properly, I'd have no qualms replacing them with better made versions.

    73. Re:Please no by adjustinthings · · Score: 1

      Sorry planet, you're just going to have to die. This guy can't handle metal utensils so we'll just have to keep killing the planet. Its not his problem. its ours, and we failed. QUICK someone get this snowflake a bag of single use plastic spoons he can throw away STAT!

    74. Re:Please no by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      Sensodyne? I guess you tried it. Still, while I feel for you, it is no reason to continue with generating absolutely unnecessary plastic waste. Worst are these foam cups from the coffee and donut chains. Or soda cups with plastic lids that then require the use of a plastic straw....why? The EU commission's proposal is the right way to go and long overdue.

    75. Re:Please no by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Then bring your own plastic utensils everywhere you go.

      I want to avoid sugars as much as possible, so I bring sucralose-based flavors everywhere I go and ask for a glass of water. I'm vegan so I don't go to places that don't offer non-vegan options. I don't drink and I don't like loud music so I don't go to bars.

      Your situation is extremely easy to take care of, you're just too lazy to take care of it for yourself.

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    76. Re:Please no by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      Did you know there's laws about sailing ships, too?

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    77. Re: Please no by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 1

      They can still provide forks, but what is wrong with providing metal forks for dine in? For take home bring/have your own fork. I have a cheap set at work and in my car. Comes in handy and far less wasteful and trashy than this plastic crap than snaps in half on first use anyway.

    78. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think plastic bags are "yet another harmless thing", you have no clue about the magnitude of the plastic pollution problem.

    79. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confused, were you arguing with him or just trying to support his case

    80. Re:Please no by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      And I had my fillings replaced once consensus was that amalgam fillings were bad. I thought most people did?

      What sane person would NOT want to go through the pain and expense of having perfectly good metal fillings and caps replaced just because arth1 thinks they should be? I'm sure that the insurance companies that paid for the originals would be excited about paying for the replacements.

    81. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      If you read above you'd note I already do use them at home.

      And at Asian restaurants.

      Not all restaurants are Asian restaurants though.

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    82. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      You missed the part where I was writing what I expected people would say, not my own opinion.

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    83. Re: Please no by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Because people would probably be equally willing to throw out (or steal) the metal forks, or any similar style of pay-before-you-eat restaurant where there is no personal table service.

    84. Re:Please no by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Serious question.... what is stopping you from, like most disabled people who need special utensils or tools to dine, bringing your own with you?

    85. Re:Please no by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Compostable paper straws suck (no pun intended).

      For something like a large soft drink that takes too long to finish, the paper will start to deteriorate before you're done and you end up with pulp in your drink.

      Coated paper straws can be a solution, but then you either get something that is no more compostable than plastic because of oil in the coating, and more environmentally friendly coatings tend to affect the taste of the liquid that is going through the straw.

    86. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carrying knives is illegal

    87. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the dumbest human walking this planet

    88. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Racist! The muzzies must get their cut!

    89. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn’t. Plastic is inert.

      Those are two different arguments. This commotion is about the toxins that like to attach to the micro plastics and the way the plastic is breaking down ever smaller particles.

    90. Re: Please no by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Take a McDonaldâ(TM)s salad for example. Stop providing forks and people are likely to stop buying salads.

      (facepalm)

      They're only going to be forbidden from providing single use plastic forks. They can provide wooden forks, metal forks, even recycled/reusable plastic forks. Use your fucking imagination.

      Or use your fingers. You use them for the fries, the burgers, to dip the nuggets... what's wrong with touching a few leaves?

      (and who goes to McDonalds to eat salads anyway?)

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    91. Re:Please no by dk20 · · Score: 2

      no matter how many times you post it is inert.. doesnt make it true.

      why you should not refill plastic water bottles:

      Chemical Leaks
      Plastic bottles may leak chemicals into the water when reused, especially if cleaned in a high-heat environment like your dishwasher. Most plastic water bottles are marked with a "1" signifying they're made from polyethylene terephthalate, which Harvard University says may contain antimony, a chemical that may cause cancer. More rigid bottles, like the type which contain water or fruit juice, are marked with a "3", which signifies they're made from polyvinyl chloride. Such bottles contain phthalates, which may be linked to reproductive health problems.

    92. Re:Please no by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Recycling is the answer, not banning.

      No, re-using is the answer. Like they already do in civilized countries where the people have an ounce of personal responsibility in their bodies.

      eg. Germany. Buy a 2L bottle of soda there, and ... guess what? It's been used before and refilled.

      Even better: You can simply not generate anything to recycle/re-use. eg. Order a pizza in Germany, and ... you stand by the door with a big plate so when the pizza guy arrives he can 'deliver' it direct to your plate without generating a whole bag of garbage just so you can eat a fucking pizza.

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    93. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the EU what you just suggested will put you in prison for several years.

    94. Re:Please no by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Are you assuming that once something is made of plastic, it automagically ends up in the ocean?

      No, it's what we're observing.

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    95. Re: Please no by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Informative
    96. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Same thing stopping me from bringing reusable bags to the grocery store: the fact that it's not necessary because I can get what I need there without any excessive cost or inconvenience. (Yeah, charge me one or two tenths of a percent of the cost of my groceries to provide me what was free before and see if I even notice or care. You can add some tiny fraction of a percent surcharge to my dinner bill for bioplastic/bamboo/paper/whatever utensils too and I won't care about that either, so long as it's not metal).

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    97. Re:Please no by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, you've denigrated the main mass use of straws, but there are other uses. E.g. my wife used them to make single use musical instruments to demonstrate acoustic principles. For some instruments she only used paper straws, and for others she only used plastic. It had to do with the different characteristics of the reed she created within the straw by selective cuts.

      If you check around you will find that there are a large number of specialty straws designed for special purposes. My wife checked carefully, because she was always re-purposing them to make, e.g., a miniature carousel (which takes 4 different kinds of straws with precisely related widths).

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    98. Re:Please no by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm rather sure that you could make good straws out of bamboo. What I suspect, however, would be that the additional processing required would be sufficient that it would have no advantage over plastic. OTOH, I'm no expert in this field.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    99. Re:Please no by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Same thing stopping me from bringing reusable bags to the grocery store: the fact that it's not necessary because I can get what I need there without any excessive cost or inconvenience.

      But that's only because it's still legal where you live... presumably, that's not going to be case for terribly much longer. Cities all over the place are adopting laws like this, and you may have to just learn to adapt.

      Are you so much better than than people with disabilities that require special utensils or tools to dine and are already quite accustomed to having to bring their eating supplies with them that you will continue to expect the world around you to cater to your whims as the world around you changes?

    100. Re:Please no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Recycling is the answer, not banning.

      No, re-using is the answer. Like they already do in civilized countries where the people have an ounce of personal responsibility in their bodies.

      eg. Germany.

      I typed up several replies, but threw them all away because they were too insulting. True, but insulting.

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    101. Re:Please no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Are you assuming that once something is made of plastic, it automagically ends up in the ocean?

      No, it's what we're observing.

      Then you stop the path from the factory to the ocean, not ban plastics. So are you responsible and civilized Germans going to wash people's utensils off for them, or do they get to carry now decaying food with them?

      prop - if a convenicence store or fast food place gives out plastic forks, collect them to keep them from entering the trash stream.

      There are many more dangerous and not easily recycled plastics like the microspheres use in exfoliating creams that are a present and serious problem, entering the bodies of fish. But I don't see that anywhere on civilized Germany's list of things to be made illegal.

      I am an environmentalist, and this is simply eco-theater. Keep things out of the waste stream i nthe first place.

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    102. Re:Please no by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Germany has been doing all those things since at the 1990s.

      I don't see that anywhere on civilized Germany's list of things to be made illegal.

      That 'list' I posted earlier. It was just some examples, not the complete set.

      Keep things out of the waste stream in the first place.

      You mean like Germany does? Re-using things. Charging a deposit on every plastic container so people take them back to the shops?

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    103. Re: Please no by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only on Slashdot would we encounter somebody who is, or knows, an actual straw nerd. I mean this comment as a compliment, btw.

    104. Re:Please no by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      ie. You had no real come-back, only insults.

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    105. Re:Please no by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Not sure who makes them but for a few years I ate at a cafeteria that had biodegradable knives/forks/spoons which felt more substantial than the normal plastic ones. It felt like a win/win - better for the environment and nicer quality single use cutlery.

    106. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll eat a salad at McDs when I'm working (home improvement contractor) and it's the closest place to grab a bite. I always ask for an extra fork so I can toss it off the bridge when I'm crossing over the river, rolling coal in my dually f350.

    107. Re: Please no by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      I bought a carton of incandescent light bulbs when the 'ban' was about to go into effect and thought I was 'covered' for awhile since compact florescent bulbs are repulsive* and burn out so soon.

      But before I had even used a few of my stash of incandecents, the price of led bulbs dropped radically. Now they sell common sizes in the local thrift store at regular intervals for $1, a subsidised price because the electric utilities subsidize them by donating them to the stores.

      The led bulbs draw far less current, which is good, but even better, they generate much less heat. So in the middle of the summer you're not heating the inside of your house to light it. I can see switching from incandescent to LED with the seasons so the heat side effect is taken advantage of in cold climates.

      (* I can't ever, for any reason see a purpose to use CFL lamps though. If you take one apart, it isn't just the mercury vapor in the tubes. They have a circuit board with big dry electrolytic capacitors in the plastic base. That's just a filthy thing to put in a disposible and claim is 'greener' than a glass bulb with a bit of tungsten.)

    108. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what every other sane person does when they get word that their shitty government is going to be swinging a ban hammer: go buy a lifetime supply of the stuff before the ban takes effect.

    109. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The plastic is not made for re use.
      It eventually ends up in eco system, rivers and ocean as microbeads.
      Western world recycle alot, worst offenders are third world countries, Asia, etc., aka poverty and corrupt people.
      There are biodegradable alternatives that are not retarded solutions. Greed and laziness are bad excuses.

    110. Re: Please no by rmdingler · · Score: 2

      You're the dumbest human walking this planet

      You sir, have spent valuable time shaming "the dumbest man on the planet"...

      On the order of water running uphill, of the sun rising in the west, or of snow falling in the middle of summer,

      you have just today won the internet.

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    111. Re: Please no by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      I don't mind the plastic utensils when needed but I wish they wouldn't provide stuff that is not needed. When you order dine in pancakes at mcdonalds they deliver it with a giant plastic lid that is immediately thrown away. This seems extremely wasteful. Also, I never use a straw but always receive several at every restaurant I go to. There are plenty of other practices that needlessly waste stuff that people don't even want.

    112. Re: Please no by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Strangely most places have been moving the other direction. It used to be common to have reusable glass milk and soda bottles. Now, even if they are glass, they are not usually reused. The problem is that single use is cheaper and more convenient than reusable.

    113. Re:Please no by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I only noticed it when I visited a friend who served me a meal with "fancy" gold-plated cutlery

      Where on earth do you get that??

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    114. Re:Please no by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Any kind of slurpee-type drink or shake or for that matter something like a root beer float is pretty much undrinkable without a straw

      People are better off not drinking that crap anyway.

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    115. Re:Please no by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Not sure who makes them but for a few years I ate at a cafeteria that had biodegradable knives/forks/spoons which felt more substantial than the normal plastic ones. It felt like a win/win - better for the environment and nicer quality single use cutlery.

      Metal cutlery FTW. It's also reusable.

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    116. Re:Please no by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

      Probably the best answer is to develop some pelagic bacteria to eat common plastics.

      From one of the Ringworld books (in which a virus had eaten the prevalent superconductor) - Louis Wu (IIRC) is talking about microbes evolving to take advantage of new food sources, says something to the effect of...

      "Yeah. We eventually had to give up polyethylene."

      The problem with such a bacteria is that it would eat a fair bit of valuable stuff that isn't garbage.

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    117. Re:Please no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ie. You had no real come-back, only insults.

      Actually, me showing restraint in not throwing some well deserved insults at ya was based more on your superior tone coupled with a weird sort of profanity, more or less based on some bizzare projection of engaging in sexual intercourse with a pizza, I mean, I've heard that Germans have some interesting kinks, but I never knew it extended to pizza delivery. But I guess theres'a a rule 34 for everything.

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    118. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already provide you with metal utensils. If you have some strange mental illness that "prevents" you from using metal utensils, then that's your problem that you need to handle yourself.

    119. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have biodegrable forks too. Awful for hot things.

    120. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. He is. Oblivious to everyone else. Single minded. No actual thought - just follow someone else rule. And blaming everyone else.

      The 1st world countries can clean all they want. But it is a fraction of the pollution of just China or India or anywhere else.

      Imagine a world with a complete nanny state. Better not eat that ice cream. Itâ(TM)s bad for you. In fact almost everything is. And if you donâ(TM)t smile and be happy, well that is discrimination or an attack of your bad mood on someone.

      It can go as deep as you want. A little boy picks up a Barbie (or the state controlled equivalent- a morbidly obese black transgender Barbie) once and now he better wear a dress or his parents go to jail.

      Personal freedoms start with the little things. From the time you wake up until you sleep.

      You better wake up at 5am or the block assigned police will beat the fucking shit out of you, spray the blood off in the shower, splash a full burning pot of coffee is your face, and toss you out the door. And when you pick yourself off, limping, face burning, blind in one eye, with shit in your pants - you better fucking be thankful the state takes care of you.

      Because you are now just a number and you can be disposed of and replaced.

      Fuck you you socialist piece of shit.

    121. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, after decades of providing customers with metal utensils, people are all of a sudden going to start stealing more utensils than restaurants can deal with because reasons...

    122. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only tree-hugging pussies roll in anything less than an F750.

    123. Re:Please no by djinn6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Your life choices causes a negligible impact on the environment! It must be stopped!"

      Why are people who are for the environment always end up being against freedom? Or humans in general for that matter? What's wrong with bio-degradable straws?

    124. Re: Please no by Evtim · · Score: 2

      Cheaper if you don't factor the damages and costs of pollution. Otherwise the most expensive item in a supermarket would be bottled water...
      BTW in many cafes in A'dam you are specifically asked if you want a straw with the implication 'think well if you really need it'. I found out quickly that I don't need it...so why pollute.
      I wonder if we can break the back of the marketeers that like to pack 5 gram item in 500 gram fancy colorful wraps...

    125. Re:Please no by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      Plastic is a generic term that encompasses a huge variety of materials. Something that eats polyethylene is not going to eat PVC. And even if it does, it probably does so in a warm, humid environment, not one which is found in most homes.

    126. Re:Please no by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      I only noticed it when I visited a friend who served me a meal with "fancy" gold-plated cutlery

      Where on earth do you get that??

      So when you find a person with a similar interest to you, perhaps at a location where people with such interest gathers, you can strike up a conversation about said interest. If you're lucky, they end up becoming your friend.

    127. Re:Please no by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      No, where? Not why.....

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    128. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plastic is horrible for hot things too. In fact, it's horrible for food in general.

      Utensils and crockery should be made of metal, wood/bamboo or ceramic/glass, NEVER out of plastics.

    129. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't force us to carry your burden.

    130. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why canâ(TM)t I get an erection?

    131. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get an Eat'N Tool. I've used mine countless times.

    132. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzt wrong! Iâ(TM)m most EU countries a Swiss Army Knife is legal. That includes the U.K. as it is a tool not a weapon.

      Additionally, blades less than 3â in length are fully legal in the U.K. without needing any explanations.

    133. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you arent fucking a 16â chicken teriyaki pizza, you arent German. Roll it up. While the cheer is warm. Do you thing. Serve it up to your family.

    134. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it isn't. It's 100% legal and I carry a knife every day.

    135. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have a privileged life.

      Wait, what? I must have a privileged life because restaurants provide metal utensils and have done so for decades, if not centuries? You are a fucking moron.

      People will steal absolutely everything.

      No they won't and the fact that restaurants don't lose all of their utensils every day is proof of that. Not everyone is a low class asshole like you.

      Including ketchup packages from mc donalds, napkins from everywhere, plastic utensils from everywhere.

      It is impossible to steal things that are provided to you for free, such as the things you just listed.

      Open your eyes you asleep fuck. Itâ(TM)s been happening. Itâ(TM)s why they limit access already.

      No it hasn't. You're just a low class weakling.

      I swear, these liberals have the minds of a child.

      I'm not sure what your political gang leanings have to do with anything, but if all of these "liberals" (whatever that's supposed to be) are like you, then I am inclined to agree. You do have the mind of a child.

    136. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it won't, but please don't let that stop you from spewing your racist hate speech.

    137. Re:Please no by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      A plastic straw can be used several times, so beats a paper one, but both are likely to only be used once, or even never. It doesn't make much sense to use up valuable oil to make disposable straws.

    138. Re:Please no by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      I remember years ago, as a child, using paper straws. I had no problem with this. Then one day I came across my first plastic straw and it was not good. It felt cheap and I was being cheated out of a good honest paper straw. Then as time went on, paper straws disappeared and all we had was crappy plastic straws. 40 years later the whole business of straws seems like an artificial problem. We don't need straws to drink fluids. Anything that can't be drunk with a straw can be eaten with a spoon. I didn't think that way as a child. Drinking through a straw was fun.

      One thing that changed is people started drinking out of large paper cups that went along with fast food, which needed mechanical support in the form of a lid, of which the straw had to be strong enough to punch through. A paper straw would crumble.

      So ironically the transition of the cup being made from from plastic or glass to paper necessitated the transition of straws being made from move from paper to plastic, which was happening regardless, presumably because it's cheaper.

      We might appreciate the personal freedom to choose our preferred straw, but making the life choices to avoid crappy food goes along with situations where you no longer need straws in your life.

      I applaud the European government for clawing back an element of civility.

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    139. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't let this spread to the U.S. I have some problem that makes the touch of metal silverware on my teeth feel like scratching my fingernails on a chalkboard, and I need to request plastic utensils everywhere I go because of that.

      You should look at getting someone to beat the shit out of you on a regular basis, it would do you a world of good.

    140. Re:Please no by Cipheron · · Score: 1

      There are alternatives to the materials however. They're not banning forks, they're just banning forks made from a particular material. The market will still create disposable forks, because there's demand for the *forks*.

    141. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, had that problem with aluminuium foil (no longer have that filling though).

    142. Re:Please no by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Washing out and reusing soda bottles is actually worse for the environment, because of the harsh chemicals used.

      And the line goes "reduce, reuse, recycle", in that order.

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    143. Re: Please no by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Washing bottles for reuse involves the use of a lot of water and noxious chemicals.

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    144. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the point is not to remove single use utensils. the point is to replace them with something that the environment can cope with better.

      right now on an average stretch of 100 yards of mediterranean coast you'll find about 131 utensils, 31 food packagings, 91 bottles, 110 caps, 78 bags

      that's simply not a desirable reality, so taking steps to change it is reasonable.

    145. Re:Please no by thegarbz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Plastic is inert.

      So is asbestos. Free tip: Don't ever classify something complicated by a single simple property.

    146. Re: Please no by mark-t · · Score: 1

      No they won't and the fact that restaurants don't lose all of their utensils every day is proof of that

      They don't lose all of their utensils every day because they aren't worth enough for most people to bother stealing. Upgrade the plastic to metal, and that's not going to be the case anymore.

    147. Re: Please no by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      I look forward to Europe's forward thinking approach. Please replace all of those plastic cups in favor of cleaner burning styrofoam immediately and use 0.01mm thicker plastic in the straws (thereby making them qualify as multi-use and exempt from the ban). I also appreciate the de-facto ban on salads in fast food restaurants.

    148. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? And destroy critical Panda habitat?

    149. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not use biodegradable utensils made from cellulose? Thereâ(TM)s more than one way to make a disposable fork.

    150. Re:Please no by JD-1027 · · Score: 2

      In the US, we like ice in our drinks. Many of us like lots of it. We like ice cold drinks. I prefer straws because it helps get around all of the ice. It can be difficult to sip through a lot of ice with no straw. Don't Europeans have less ice in their drinks usually? I've only visited Germany, but I remember ice wasn't really much of a thing. Also, I'd bet I'm not the only one that has been smacked in the face with an glob of ice as it released from the bottom of the cup if I have to do the "tip and sip" method. I do dispose of my straws properly, so maybe I've earned my environment destroying right to use straws?

    151. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Speak for yourself -- I'm in the US. If I get ice, waiter/tress is making another round trip.

    152. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hilarity of you saying that lugging items from home with you is just your problem to solve... in a thread about going out to eat (hello - also something you can do yourself) is just too much.

      And you got a +5 insightful. WTF is wrong with this place?

    153. Re:Please no by rkordmaa · · Score: 2

      Sort of, kind of, but not really. All the various plastics sum together into very complex mix of chemicals quite far from being completely inert. Plastics are not quite what it says on the tin, there is a whole lot more to it than just the main polymer that is indeed generally quite inert for biology. There are plasticizers, color dies, flame retardants and a whole host of other additives to fine tune the material characteristics. Normally that is not a problem for food safety, it's all locked in the material, but in the environment plastic is broken into fine powder by mechanical means and through UV degradation, surface area of the material increases a lot and the additives become exposed. At that point you cannot say anymore that plastic is biologically inert.
      Now, you could say that it's a cost you are willing to live with and that is fine, but it doesn't change the fact that you have disgusting litter all over the world, everywhere. Plastic will never go away, but we are using much more than we need to and we dump a lot of it in places we really shouldn't. If people could rub two braincells together and not dump their garbage all over the place, perhaps we wouldn't have to make such regulations. But people are idiots so here we are.

    154. Re:Please no by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 2, Funny

      So nice of you to decide for everyone else how they should conduct their lives.
      Please install public-internet-facing cameras and microphones throughout your home, so we can be helpful to you in return and make 'suggestions' as to how you can live your life more efficiently, properly, and acceptably to everyone else. Thank you, have a nice day!

    155. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Germans just got their teeth fixed in Budapest instead at half the price.

    156. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Because YOUR thrown away plastic crap is polluting MY water.

    157. Re:Please no by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      LOL I don't use plastic cups, I have one of these: https://www.kleankanteen.com/c...
      I also have two 32-oz vacuum-insulated bottles from the same company. I haven't used a disposable anything for a long time now. You can apologize to me now for shooting your mouth off TWICE, jackass, and stop thinking you have the right to dictate to others how they conduct themselves.

    158. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm inert

    159. Re:Please no by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm not apologizing to you for a damn thing.

    160. Re:Please no by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Washing out and reusing soda bottles is actually worse for the environment, because of the harsh chemicals used.

      And the line goes "reduce, reuse, recycle", in that order.

      They've added another step: reduce, recycle, rot (eg. compost), recycle. Where I live, there's a lot of food waste going to the landfill.

    161. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we all have to accommodate a couple of sea turtles? Maybe we should ban barnacles?

    162. Re:Please no by m.w.hurley · · Score: 1

      When I was still getting metal fillings my dentist always recommended I eat some eggs to cause a chemical reaction to get rid of the galvanic shocks. I never did and never really had any shock problems. My understanding is after a while there should be enough other foods with the proper chemicals to react with the fillings to make those reactions stop.

    163. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y U so mad tho? xD xD xD
      LOL what a jackass.

    164. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Europe we also don't drink gallons from a up. Our large coke is smaller than your small coke. If a cup would fit into one hand you can drink from it quite easily. It is healthier too.

    165. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL YOUR shit comment is polluting MY computer (and everyone elses too), KYS faggot.

    166. Re: Please no by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1
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    167. Re:Please no by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Same thing stopping me from bringing reusable bags to the grocery store: the fact that it's not necessary because I can get what I need there without any excessive cost or inconvenience. (Yeah, charge me one or two tenths of a percent of the cost of my groceries to provide me what was free before and see if I even notice or care. You can add some tiny fraction of a percent surcharge to my dinner bill for bioplastic/bamboo/paper/whatever utensils too and I won't care about that either, so long as it's not metal).

      I dislike reusable grocery bags because of the microbes that grow on them without constant cleaning. Any environmental benefit is offset by the water, soap, and energy of cleaning after each use. I rarely throw away plastic "single-use" bags, though. They are a perfect size for most of the trash cans around my house. I keep a few in the diaper bag for when I need to change my young sons. When I have a surplus, I take the excess plastic bags to a store that recycles plastic films.

    168. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This law is yet another example of dumb, lazy cunts who would rather just write more laws than dare enforce the ones they already have.

    169. Re:Please no by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      Likewise. Though I already preferred paper bags to plastic ones (they stand up on their own and so make better trash receptacles, and also have other uses as scrap pieces of thick paper), so the only thing the "bag ban" did from my perspective was make me pay some negligible charge to continue what I was already doing. Which annoys me, but I'd rather tolerate that tiny annoyance than let busybodies with their wrongheaded plans force me to change the perfectly fine way I've always done things.

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    170. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a personal problem, whereas the overuse of plastic for disposable items is a public menace. Invest in some psychotherapy.

    171. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older people may still have metal fillings from the 1970s or before.

    172. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to a dentist in the Netherlands. Fillings are dirt cheap (less than &euro 100) and amalgam hasn't been commonly used for decades. Other neighbouring countries are probably similar.

    173. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't filling usually made from non-conductive materials? I believe they are a mixture of glass and polymer resins.

    174. Re:Please no by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that metal amalgam fillings last about 12 years on average? They're going to eventually need replacing.

    175. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you entitled capitalist jerk. Fuck YOU! Reducing the amount of non bio garbage is hella more important than your entitlement, or your ouchy teeth you whining pussy.

    176. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a bunch of bullpussy.

    177. Re: Please no by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      Anyone else feel like punching this fucking douche in the face? What a dumb motherfucker. It's like he is fucking tone deaf. Have you ever ate a fucking salad? Holy fuck, you are an idiot.

    178. Re: Please no by Brockmire · · Score: 0

      Of course not, because you're an irrational asshole.

    179. Re:Please no by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      This is a good thing. There's carbon in that paper, carbon that won't rot or burn if buried in a landfill, away from oxygen.

      Carbon sequestration, old school.

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    180. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having ordered a pizza in Germany, I have to say you're either full of shit or your area is weird.

      Not that pizza in Germany is terribly good anyway...

    181. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I’m a retard faggot chemaphobe.

      Fixed that for you. Plastics are inert. You’re just a fucking retard.

    182. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sgt. Ross:
      Beware ... there are mine fields out there. Most of them are inert. However, some of them are ert.

    183. Re: Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use high quality chopsticks, and no I am not Asian...

    184. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No...the difference is in America everyone uses fountain drinks, or in other words soda that is mixed onsite with a syrup and water and CO2. Good luck finding this in Europe anyplace except a fast food restaurant - if you order a coke, you'll get a bottle or can of coke, not typically with ice. In fact I can't tell you the last time I had a US style fountain drink outside of a McDonalds or Quick or the like - even petrol stations don't sell this 'fill me up' style crap.

      In addition, you do realize that fast food restaurants put ice in your cup to reduce the actual 'expensive' stuff they give you, like the actual soda, right?

    185. Re: Please no by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Indeed -- only in the Slashdot universe will our world collide with theirs.

      I compare it with trying to imagine another alien attempting to live on our planet and blend in, when one morning i came across two regular folks communicating with sign language, and then resuming their stroll. There I thought, living in a silent world, right here, two people managed to blend in with the populace.

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    186. Re:Please no by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      The argument that you don't need a straw to drink applies just as well to a fork or knife. If cavemen could eat using just their hands and teeth, why can't you?

      In a free country, if someone wants to drink with a straw because it's fun, then they should be allowed to do it. The same applies if someone wants to eat with fork and knife because they think it's civilized.

    187. Re:Please no by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >The argument that you don't need a straw to drink applies just as well to a fork or knife. If cavemen could eat using just their hands and teeth, why can't you?

      But you do need a cup to drink. The point being to keep mess of your hands and clothes. Chopsticks, the Korean spoon+chopstick thing, bowie knife, whatever. If keeping food and drink off your clothes is called being civilized, then I'm all for civilization.

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    188. Re: Please no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Strangely most places have been moving the other direction. It used to be common to have reusable glass milk and soda bottles. Now, even if they are glass, they are not usually reused. The problem is that single use is cheaper and more convenient than reusable.

      Reuseable is not recycling - close but not quite. Here in the wilds of Pennsylvania, we recycle glass and metal and paper for curbside pickup. There are special dumpsters for corrugated cardboard. They have too much bulk for the recycling trailers. The transfer station doesn't charge you anything if bring in an entire load of metal to recycle, and we have special drop-off points for the more rare types of plastics.

      We do have one local dairy that uses glass jugs. You pay a deposit on them the first use, and as long as you return and get newmilk in new jugs, it is always re-used.

      While the visible plastic in the oceans gets the most attention, the microbes from skin care products are the biggest problem. Most can be barely seen, they would be really hard to get out of th waste stream because they get washed off and into the waste water and don't get treated, so end up in the oceans.

      Seems like if they don't recycle in your area, it's time for some agitation and representation.

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    189. Re:Please no by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Having ordered a pizza in Germany, I have to say you're either full of shit or your area is weird.

      It did sound a little specious when he told me that. I mean does the delivery guy carry the pizza in his pockets?

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    190. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't spread to the US, you cunts are too busy pulling up the ladder behind you and making sure subsequent generations have nothing but ashes to work with. Enjoy your plastic cutlery you fat, useless cunt.

    191. Re: Please no by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Seems like if they don't recycle in your area, it's time for some agitation and representation.

      They recycle in my town but recycling is still a very expensive operation. In some cases cleaning and processing recycled material is actually more expensive than using virgin materials. Reusing would be much better than recycling as it should require significantly less energy but the trend seems to be more and more single use instead of expanding reusable products.

  2. Flying? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will this apply to flights as well? I thought that plastic utensils there were generally regarded as a safety feature, not just a cheap convenience.

    1. Re:Flying? by Archimonde · · Score: 2

      Depends on the airline and/or class. I've been on many flights relatively recently where they have metal cutlery no problem.

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    2. Re:Flying? by ugen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure it's for safety. They just trust passengers in business more, so no safety issue with giving them metal utensils :)

    3. Re:Flying? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      They'll just eat like Comporellonians do, with disposable gloves. ;)

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    4. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will this apply to flights as well? I thought that plastic utensils there were generally regarded as a safety feature...

      That only applies to cattle class, where people are crammed in so tight that violence is an anticipated consequence. If you pay enough to sit up front, you get metal cutlery.

    5. Re:Flying? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Will this apply to flights as well? I thought that plastic utensils there were generally regarded as a safety feature, not just a cheap convenience.

      They can trash them instead of refuse; unless of course you are on a 50p flight...

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    6. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      This legislation does not seem to ban chopsticks of any type, so flight companies are safe. The passengers will just have to learn to eat 'right'.

    7. Re:Flying? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Metal cutlery is allowed and used. Oddly (in the US, AFAIK) glass or hard plastic bottles are not banned either, even though there's a potential safety issue there.

    8. Re:Flying? by thegarbz · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can't say I've had plastic utensils in a plane. I can't say I've had any sharp ones either, at least not in economy class. Ordering a steak in first netted me a nice sharp stabby hijack the plane rated knife.

    9. Re:Flying? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      I've noticed in the past few years that I get metal cutlery on flights. The knives have blunt tips.

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    10. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing: those "safety" considerations somehow evaporate in business class. Apparently a (blunt) butter knife and a tiny fork are only weapons in the hands of the unwashed masses.

      Of course I'm judging by experience in cattle and business: for all I know in first class they give you a trident and a sword to eat with.

    11. Re:Flying? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've noticed in the past few years that I get metal cutlery on flights. The knives have blunt tips.

      Here in the US, knives and forks are always blunt. I grew up with forks with sharp tines that you could spear peas with, but when I moved, I discovered that Americans have never seen or heard of sharp tined forks, and used forks like if they were spoons, upside down. And knives - well, even steak knives are blunt, they're just serrated. Which, of course, steak knives shouldn't be. None of them could possibly sharpen a pencil, even.
      I think it's partially a liability thing - if someone hurts themselves with sharp cutlery, there will be lawsuits. And partially Americans being exceptionally yellow, I mean risk-averse.

    12. Re:Flying? by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      Will this apply to flights as well? I thought that plastic utensils there were generally regarded as a safety feature, not just a cheap convenience.

      Only economy gets plastic, those at the front get real cutlery, so it can't be a safety issue.

    13. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fly with better airlines. I've never been given plastic cutlery in the past 5 years, even in economy class.

    14. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us Americans are very skilled with our utensils: Peas on a fork is nothing. We learn from a very early age to skewer cottage cheese curds with unchambered ammunition if need be.

    15. Re: Flying? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Maybe the airplanes should combine their waste streams so that all 'waste' is combined. Then the plastic forks will be merged in with the blue ice.' Nobody on the ground who has to deal with the fallen 'blue ice' is going to worry about a little plastic.

    16. Re:Flying? by cavreader · · Score: 1

      That sharp knife or "box cutter" threat was a one trick pony. The next person trying that trick will most likely be dog piled by every passenger on the plane. There will probably be a secondary scuffle over who gets to pound on the "terrorist" first. If there is an air marshal present he can sort the secondary brawl out while the rest of passengers can break out their phones and record their own in-flight entertainment and market it as UFC-747.

    17. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've noticed in the past few years that I get metal cutlery on flights. The knives have blunt tips.

      Here in the US, knives and forks are always blunt.

      I assume you are referring only to the ones on planes? Otherwise nothing you said makes any sense, because I'm failing to picture a blunt steak knife.

    18. Re:Flying? by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as a flight for 50p!

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    19. Re:Flying? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Will this apply to flights as well? I thought that plastic utensils there were generally regarded as a safety feature...

      That only applies to cattle class, where people are crammed in so tight that violence is an anticipated consequence. If you pay enough to sit up front, you get metal cutlery.

      Yep. I flew business class from one side of the states to the other and back again last week. The cutlery was metal and the food was ok. $30 and 100,000 points. I've done my time at the back of the plane. Not any more.

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    20. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They still use plastic utensils at the back of the plane? Who would have thought.

    21. Re:Flying? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Otherwise nothing you said makes any sense, because I'm failing to picture a blunt steak knife.

      Next time you're at a restaurant and get a "steak knife", pick it up with your fingers on the blade, and notice how you do not cut yourself. It's not sharp enough to cut meat like your fingers. Try to press down on the steak without sawing. It won't cut. Or try to cut a pea in half. Extra points for pulling a wooden pencil from your pocket to try to sharpen it.
      It will likely have light serration so you can tear the meat, sawing through it. But not cut it. It'll be about as sharp as a plastic serrated butter knife, i.e. not at all.

    22. Re:Flying? by cb88 · · Score: 1

      It's more like the average American doesn't have time to waste sharpening straight edged knives... every couple months at least assuming use once or twice a week. This may be down the marketing... my dad sold a ton of Cutco back in the 80's and a lot of people saw how those knives hold up compared to a straight blade... a slightly less nicely cut steak is a small price to pay for one less task on the honey do list. We've been using those knives since I was a kid and never sharpened them... since the serrated edge cuts just fine. Actually I stupidly cut the tip of my finger deeply when I was about 12 on one of those knives... but the cut was clean enough that I basically just bandaided it up and called it good a dull knife would have required stitches most likely as the skin and meat of the end of my finger would have been torn up.

      A quick check on walmart.com reveals that 90% of steak knives on there have pointed tips, and it's about 50/50 serrated vs straight... availability wise.

    23. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will this apply to flights as well?

      Maybe, but it doesn't really matter, does it?

      There are always cases where the environmental friendly option isn't viable and giving them exemptions won't cause much harm since you still cut down on the large usage.
      In the case of flights, using plastic utensils will cut down on weigh so it might even be better for the environment to let them keep using them.

    24. Re:Flying? by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Only economy gets plastic, those at the front get real cutlery, so it can't be a safety issue.

      The "experts" in DHS cannot conceive of a terrorist buying a first class ticket.

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    25. Re:Flying? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Sure it's for safety. They just trust passengers in business more, so no safety issue with giving them metal utensils

      Well of course. Nobody with money ever did anything bad.

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    26. Re:Flying? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      I discovered that Americans have never seen or heard of sharp tined forks, and used forks like if they were spoons, upside down.

      Are you sure you didn't land in England? I mean yeah, in America we'll sometimes use forks like a spoon, but certainly not upside down, that's what the English do. For example, we'll sometimes use our fork to scoop up peas (if we don't already have a spoon,) but English don't do it that way, the scoop side faces down and they push the peas on top of it in the gaps between the tines. My best friend is English, and when I first saw him eating peas, I was like "...dude...it's a lot easier if you scoop them up instead of trying to push them on the convex side where they're more likely to roll off."

    27. Re:Flying? by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      The knife is definitely as blunt as a butter knife, it just has bigger serrations. Personally, I have very sharp knives for cooking, and they do make faster, cleaner cuts on meat. But honestly speaking, a typical steak knife does just well enough, even if you do make it look not as pretty just before you eat it. UNLESS you've RUINED a perfectly good steak by cooking it at anything above medium, then yeah, you'll need a sharper knife or else you'll be hacking at it for a bit.. But what else did you expect to get by cooking your steak to have the consistency of shoe leather, which you make up for by ruining it even more by adding steak sauce?

      Unless...that's just the way Europeans like it...

    28. Re:Flying? by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, for a while after 9/11, it was a legal requirement for non-US carriers to issue plastic knives/forks to passengers for flights in or crossing US airspace, however it was NOT a requirement for US carriers..
      After the rules were dropped, most of the non-US carriers returned to metal, and the US carriers mostly moved to plastic for no reason that is easily identified.

      go figure....

    29. Re:Flying? by fazig · · Score: 1

      I understand that one of the reasons is to reduce littering. Because as the summary states, plastic cutlery and straws get often thrown away into the environment.
      Of course this means that this would be less of an issue when you're on a plane, since there's paid personnel that keeps the place tidy. And they don't throw out their garbage out of the window.

      And there's precedent for measures like these. For example here in Germany we've had these issues with plastic bottles and beer/soda cans a lot. Then the government decided to turn these things into deposit bottles and cans increasing the price by a 0.25€ deposit. In the beginning there was resistance, of course. But in the long run it didn't hurt sales that much. As a result the littering has been reduced drastically since people tend to return their cans and bottles. In addition to that people on the lower end of the socio-economic tend to clean up the mess some other people leave behind because it's more convenient to them in the moment.
      Now I don't think that measures like deposits would work on cutlery, straws, and plates since those are items that you buy in larger quantities. Smaller deposits that are applied to each item individually would probably not be enough of a deterrent. For example if you buy a package of 50 plastic forks and pay a 0.25€ deposit for it, it comes down to a 0.005€ deposit per fork. How would returns be handled? Do you have to return the entire package of 50 forks? Can you return them individually? The former is impractical because those things get lost quite often. And the latter gives people not enough incentive to keep them. For 0.005€ a fork just throwing them away is convenient enough. It also doesn't make it interesting enough to pick it up and turn it in for others. If the deposit is too high it might severely hurt sales so far, that they might as well just ban them altogether.

    30. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... , and used forks like if they were spoons, upside down.

      Unless you are pinning a steak down for cutting, using forks like ... well, like pitchforks, tines upwards, is almost always more practical.

      There's not so many types of food meant to be pierced through, and lifting a loose bite on a top of a convex surface from plate to mouth is an exercise in ... what? Besides, ornaments on cutlery hint at which side is up and which side is down, and on all forks I have seen so far, tines are curved towards ornamented side.

      I admit that using fork held upside down (from my POV, or held normally from your POV) allows for more relaxed wrist and/or lesser urge to lift one's elbow, and overall it makes for a more expressive move (sort of like pointing at a part of a meal ... very strong gesture ... "I will pick thee and eat you" ... "This, right there, is a jolly good little potato, see where the fork and tip of my knife meet ... right there") but as you put it yourself, you already have to use the spoon in one, only practical way for it, so why put up a fight about the fork, over the form opposed to function?

      Having said all that, I understand that you would be ashamed and humiliated in your society if you were to turn your fork the way it was designed to be used, so I don't expect you to "see the light" or anything, I just wrote all of this so that you guys would understand that just because they don't do everything your chosen way, other cultures are not some unwashed barbarians who just haven't thrown a single thought about the mealtime etiquette. We don't think you are being silly with your firm stances either, it is very endearing and heart-melting to see you all buttoned-up and serious about minute details and idiosyncratic mores.

    31. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serrated steak knives stay sharp when pressed against ceramic plates- the sharp parts never come in contact with the ceramic.,

    32. Re:Flying? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I think it's partially a liability thing

      I think it has far more to do with this weird obsession with serving food on granite slates and other weird non plate like things. That and no restaurant I know sharpens the guest knives.

    33. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudos. That is a truly deep Asimov cut.

    34. Re:Flying? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Serrated steak knives stay sharp when pressed against ceramic plates- the sharp parts never come in contact with the ceramic.,

      The peaks are even more prone to hit the plate than on a non-serrated blade, and get blunted even quicker. Anyhow, there's a technical term for a blade that has only some sharp parts and can't be used without heavy sawing action: "dull".
      And then they clang against each other in the dishwasher, and get dull in the valleys too. And can't be sharpened without going through more trouble than the knife is worth. So they stay dull, and only get worse with time.

      With a real non-serrated steak knife, all you need to do to keep it reasonably sharp is four quick strokes on a butcher's steel before each use, and a few drags over a whetstone on a weekly basis. It's not like the cooks don't already know how to do it quickly :)

    35. Re:Flying? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you didn't land in England? I mean yeah, in America we'll sometimes use forks like a spoon, but certainly not upside down, that's what the English do.

      What's upside-down depends on your point of view. To me, concave side up is upside-down, to you, the convex side is.

      There are two reasons for the concave side up:
      - Just like the sharp edge of a knife should point away from you, so should the sharp tines on a fork. If you fall forward, it's safer.
      - You don't have to rotate your fork but can continue eating with the fork and knife held in the same position.
      Of course, most Americans don't do two-handed eating anyhow, but cut a bunch of stuff, then transfer the fork to their right hand. That means food gets colder, and you can't use the knife to push things like mash, peas and gravy onto each piece of meat or potato while you eat.

    36. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can cut your finger to the bone with a single good slice with a serrated plastic knife so your theory about safety is stupid. Serrated metal cuts flesh even easier than non serrated.

      I have NEVER seen a blunt steak knife in the USA and I have traveled to about half of the states with a fairly even distribution (east cost, west coast and midwest). Yes, restaurants use serrated (still have a sharp tip) because they cut BETTER when not razor sharp and are harder to dull by misuse (each serration is partly protected) thus the restaurant never needs to sharpen them. Once again, your theory about lawsuits makes no sense.

    37. Re:Flying? by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as a flight for 50p!

      A classic. Thanks for embedding it...

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    38. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use-once utensils may be made from wood too. Wood cause no problem for the environment which regularly takes complete dead trees anyway.

    39. Re:Flying? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      You can cut your finger to the bone with a single good slice with a serrated plastic knife so your theory about safety is stupid. Serrated metal cuts flesh even easier than non serrated.

      Knives work in two ways, not just one:
      1: Slicing. For a serrated knife, this is really sawing, and the only action. For a non-serrated knife, this is one of two ways the knife is used, with the difference that it slices cleanly, not leaving a torn cut.
      3: Cutting, where the blade is pushed perpendicular to the edge. This is almost impossible with a serrated or dull knife.

      The latter is useful when eating steak. You cut a piece off the steak, but because it is too thick and would be hard to chew, you then flip it over and cut it again against the grain. That is easy with a sharp knife, but next to impossible with a serrated blunt restaurant knife. You end up tearing pieces.

    40. Re:Flying? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      That and no restaurant I know sharpens the guest knives.

      I know exactly one restaurant that did that. They also provided sharp-tined dinner forks, so you could actually spear vegetables, and hold a piece of potato without it breaking in two. Unfortunately, they closed down in April for other reasons.

    41. Re:Flying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we got the completely pointless American bashing out of the way via fucking silverware. You dipshits sure know how to find fault in anything.

    42. Re:Flying? by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      Sure it's for safety. They just trust passengers in business more, so no safety issue with giving them metal utensils

      Well of course. Nobody with money ever did anything bad.

      Those with money do a different class of "bad" that generally isn't as violent as someone desperate to get money to feed their family (or their drug habit).

  3. Use glass bottles. by eggstasy · · Score: 2

    It's considerably cleaner than plastic and would make all the quacks stop complaining about Bispheno A.
    It just sinks to the bottom of the ocean and can turn back into sand through erosion.

    1. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's awful. Glass is really, really heavy and costs insane amounts of fuel and energy to move around, it also cracks and creates really sharp and dangerous splinters. Using treated carton is way better, for instance.

    2. Re: Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treated carton? You mean the tetrapak, the cardboard that's sandwiched with plastic making it impossible to recycle?

    3. Re: Use glass bottles. by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      I think the GP means wax-coated paperboard, like old-fashioned milk cartons.

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    4. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's awful. Glass is really, really heavy and costs insane amounts of fuel and energy to move around, it also cracks and creates really sharp and dangerous splinters. Using treated carton is way better, for instance.

      I remember when I was in university, a guy was buying a six-pack of canned beer. I suggested the same beer in bottles (higher profit margin, better taste), and he said "Bottles? NO! They taste like glass!"

      I wanted so badly to say "You mean, they don't taste like aluminum".

    5. Re: Use glass bottles. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      You mean the tetrapak, the cardboard that's sandwiched with plastic making it impossible to recycle?

      Just because there's only 18% of it being recycled does not mean it cannot be recycled at all.

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    6. Re:Use glass bottles. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Glass gets worn down by the ocean very quickly -- turns into lumplike "sea glass" that's not sharp. As far as energy, we need to just be more mindful about how we produce it. Use electric roll-on/roll-off freight trains for long-distance deliveries, use electric trucks (like the "milk floats") of old for short-distance delivery. Power can come from nuclear, wind, solar, geotherm, etc. A bit of waste won't hurt as much if the energy used is clean in the first place.

    7. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use tanned goat intestines.

    8. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The costs of transport result in more CO2, which can be reabsorbed by plants. With plastic you do cut down those costs, but plastic cannot be reabsorbed by the biosphere that easily (it can take several centuries, hundreds of years, to degrade).

      So if glass costs more energy, I say plant more trees to compensate.

    9. Re: Use glass bottles. by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think the GP means wax-coated paperboard, like old-fashioned milk cartons.

      Or waxed paper. That's how straws were made back in the old days. It meant you had to spend time drinking a milk shake or ice cream soda, because you couldn't force-suck it through the straw. People actually sat around and talked while enjoying a milk shake or ice cream soda. I know, weird!

    10. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standard glass bottles that were washed and reused many times used to be the norm in several countries in Europe until the big companies decided that they had to "differentiate themselves in the marketplace". Plus it was cheaper for them to make people pay for plastic/fancy-glass one time use bottles than washing old ones.

      The average citizen is treated as the culprit in all the "environmental problem stuff". Yet it is the companies that is the real problem... but the politicians get paid by the big corps so we still fly jets spewing out exhausts in the top layers of the atmosphere. We still import items made in countries with close to zero environmental laws. We still eat factory produce meat. All in the name of profit. Better tax my poor ass until I have no option but to drive a garbage car that spews out exhausts, no option but to eat the cheapest factory produced food and buy all my stuff from China.

      I am taxed and regulated into a position where I have no choice but to hurt the environment or kill myself. Tighten the grip on my neck a bit more and I might go for door number two.

    11. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that we need to cut back on CO2, not emit even more of it. Glass is a terrible solution no matter how you - no pun intended - cut it. Using trees (paper, carton or cardboard, whatever you want to call your cellulose based material) directly is a much better solution.

      Obviously just using paper makes it a bit unsuitable for wet content, but you don't have to resort to plastic. As others have pointed out, using wax as a sealer is one option, I suppose there are others which could be used though I have to admit I haven't put too much thought into it; after all it's just an implementation detail. The thing is that you can make really sturdy, light containers out of various kinds of cellulose which isn't plastic or glass, but indeed is easily bio-degradable.

    12. Re: Use glass bottles. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      Aluminum beer cans are coated inside with plastic. You are drinking from an essentially plastic container.

    13. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Glass gets worn down by the ocean very quickly"

      Hardly. Deep ocean currents move extremely slowly. There are many thousand year old shipwrecks where the wood and metal are still intact. Corroded but still there. Glass takes even longer to wear away.

      People have even found many century old bottles of wine from the deep ocean with the contents still intact.

      If you sink a glass bottle down into the deep sea it is going to still be there for a very very long time.

    14. Re:Use glass bottles. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      >If you sink a glass bottle down into the deep sea it is going to still be there for a very very long time.

      And just as inert for all of that time - although often favored as a home for many sea creatures.
      Other than that, what exactly was your point?

    15. Re:Use glass bottles. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Actually the primary change was that 'regulators' (by which I assume we can safely read glass bottle suppliers) decided that washed/sterilised glass was no longer 'food safe', and the only way to make it safe was to 'reprocess it' (basically sort it, crush it to a powder, and make new glass from it).

      I believe we call it 'progress'

    16. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sharp glass sinks to the bottom of the ocean too. The bottom of the ocean isn't devoid of life. But even so, the bottom of the ocean isn't your garbage dump for bottles, cunt.

    17. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is however a garbage dump for shark teeth, broken shells, rocks etc
      We don't live in some mermaid cartoon.

    18. Re:Use glass bottles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And stupid, uneducated cunts will always be stupid and uneducated cunts. It's a matter of volume and a matter of what actually we actually have to have in our environment.

      Shark teeth, broken shells etc are naturally occurring phenomena and on the whole pretty rare to run across. They also erode faster than glass, and usually are not nearly as sharp as broken glass.

      That said, here's the kicker. All the stuff you mentioned has a place in nature. There is no place in nature for you fucking litter, you cocksucker! it doesn't need to be there. Take your bloody trash and dispose of it in a trash can, and prove that you have actually evolved from being a fucking monkey you lazy dipshit.

    19. Re: Use glass bottles. by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised the number is that high. Where I live people can't be bothered to take two seconds to put their paper, plastic or glass in one bin and garbage in another. The odds of people saving up their Tetrapaks to mail away to be recycled is about 0.

  4. This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I read recently that the vast majority of plastic come from rivers in Asia and Africa. Why do this in Europe?

    1. Re: This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replying to myself, here is a link
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4970214/95-plastic-oceans-comes-just-TEN-rivers.html

    2. Re:This seens misplaced by pahles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you do nothing, because others should get their act together first? Why not start with the man in the mirror?

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    3. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Informative

      In economy, you always start with the activity that has the highest marginal product. That way you maximize your output for a given amount of inputs. If you're serious about environment, you start with the worst offenders. Even if Europe paid for the cleaning up Asia or Africa, that would probably be still the most beneficial scenario.

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    4. Re:This seens misplaced by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm starting with the man in the mirror
      I'm asking him to change his ways
      And no message could have been any clearer
      If you wanna make the world a better place
      Take a look at yourself and then make a change

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    5. Re:This seens misplaced by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      I already recycle my plastic.

    6. Re: This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah the Daily Mail. Must be true if it's in the Daily Mail, a publication with the same tenuous grip on the truth as the Tango Twat, Donald Trump.

    7. Re:This seens misplaced by DogDude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you're describing doesn't make any sense. You're suggesting that problems shouldn't be tackled unless they're solved in only the most efficient way possible, and if they're not, then they shouldn't be solved at all. That's kinda' nutty.

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    8. Re: This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Itâ(TM)s a steady job but I want to be a paperback writer.

    9. Re: This seens misplaced by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      oh jeez, using the Daily Mail as a trusted factual source is your problem.

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    10. Re:This seens misplaced by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      Why not start with the man in the mirror?

      I know I'm asking him to change his ways ...

    11. Re:This seens misplaced by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      If you can only do one activity at a time, this makes sense. But since that's not the case, your argument makes zero sense.

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    12. Re:This seens misplaced by Kjella · · Score: 1

      In economy, you always start with the activity that has the highest marginal product. That way you maximize your output for a given amount of inputs. If you're serious about environment, you start with the worst offenders.

      That's a gross oversimplification, you always put R&D into progress, new products and markets. If you're just chasing the best ROI today the company often ends up crashing as the cash cow dies and they've done nothing to generate new business. Same with the environment, you try to kill brown coal plants but you also try to develop greener ways and see if they're feasible on a mass scale. And when it comes to environmental issues you often can't force foreign countries to do anything, you need laws and regulations not just money. A lot of the time shaming is a more effective strategy, like all these other countries are cleaning up their act, why are you the dirty slob polluting the oceans. And then, if they're serious about it maybe a little money too. But littering and dumping is a lot about culture, it's easy to throw trash overboard you need a little voice that says this is wrong, I should get it disposed properly.

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    13. Re:This seens misplaced by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      I read recently that the vast majority of plastic come from rivers in Asia and Africa. Why do this in Europe?

      Better question: Why not do this in Europe? God forbid the local environment gets a bit nicer. How horrible that would be.

    14. Re:This seens misplaced by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      In economy, you always start with the activity that has the highest marginal product.

      You sound like one of those people who once read an economic theory and never actually had a look at how any of it applies in reality. You then apply your highly theoretical knowledge to a highly theoretical situation, and I guarantee sure as fuck that the drinking straw floating down in the lake near my house did not get tossed into some Asian river and then migrate around the world, grow legs and walk several hundred km inland as well.

      As much as everyone likes to claim pollution is a global problem, most of its affects are actually very localised. Why should Europe lead the way in electric cars when China is spewing CO2 in the air? Well global warming aside I'm not breathing Chinese air (though occasionally we get Saharan dust).

      Now as to your highest marginal product theory, do you not think there's some value over policy that covers 10% of the population of the planet just because a country with 14% of the population didn't do it first? If that's the case then you clearly haven't understood theoretical economics either.

    15. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      What you're describing doesn't make any sense.

      I think it makes perfect sense. Here's why. When there's a collective problem like pollution, the tendency is for people to solve THEIR problem, and the larger problem. Let's say Europe contributes 5% to the problem, and Asia 60%. Europe passes these laws, brushes their hands together and proclaims "Problem Solved!". Great.. except for the other 95% of the problem. Attempts to address this worldwide (by say using EU funds to pay for some effort in Asia) only results in cries of "well we did OUR part, now the need to do THEIRS". It just creates a good-guy vs bad-guy situation.

      The point is that by treating a collective problem like an individual problem, you ignore the big picture when you solve your own individual problem. By focusing on the larger picture rather than smaller one we focus in on the real issues here.

      Think about what happened with CFCs and Ozone. Had Europe just looked at their own interests and banned CFCs rather than focus on a global ban, we'd still likely have a growing Ozone hole problem today.

    16. Re:This seens misplaced by DogDude · · Score: 2

      Who's declaring "problem solved"? That's some bizarre straw man argument you're making up, AC.

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    17. Re:This seens misplaced by Solandri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It makes perfect senses. You're not taking into account opportunity cost. Money you spend tackling this problem, is money you don't have available to tackle other problems.

      Given a multitude of problems, and limited resources (money) for tackling those problems, you maximize the reduction in problems by applying your resources most efficiently. By tackling the worst but easiest-to-fix problems first, even if that means leaving smaller but more-costly-to-fix problems unresolved.

      Your way of thinking is why we waste billions of dollars trying to make air travel safer to prevent a few hundred deaths per year, while over a million people die in car accidents every year. Or why nuclear power is a pariah, when statistically it's the safest power source man has ever invented (yes, safer than renewables). You prioritize tackling the problem which has the greatest emotional impact (i.e. in proportion to news coverage), rather than the problem which will yield the greatest numerical decrease for the smallest expenditure.

    18. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you sound like you didn't understand marginal theory of value at the first place...

      BTW: Why should Europe ban plastic one-use things, when most of it acutally DOES NOT end up in the ocean?

      You will make life worse for hunderts of milllions of people and the benfit will be...close to zero. Because Europe in general does NOT pollute, what ends up in the rivers/ocean is just a tiny bit of the whole production.

      Why should we waste huge amounts money on something that does not solve the problem with the oceans at all? Yes, if we paid asian countries to do something with their pollution, it would very be several orders more effective.

      Can you explain, how this is not total waste of money?

    19. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asia produces way more trash than Europe or North America, but statistically each Asian produces less than each European and a lot less than each North American.

      A high proportion of the waste produced in Asia is related to manufacturing for export to NA and Europe, so cleaning up our own house has a direct impact on theirs, opens up a huge new market for properly biodegradable and/or actually reusable items, and makes it a lot easier for us to talk to them about reducing their own "internal" pollution. After all, if us rich Westerners demand the convenience of single-use non-biodegradable sporks, how can we reasonably deny the same to our friends in the East?

      I know that it's politic in the USA to pretend that rampant unregulated consumerism isn't destroying the world, so I'm very glad that the EU had decided to take the lead.

    20. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares? I mean literally, other than plastics remediation experts, who cares? When I need to remediate plastics in my environment, I go to the plastic remediation store and buy something that fits my budget.

      I don't care if it's OLED powered, plasma powered, or fairy dust powered.

      Plastics remediation is plastics remediation is plastics remediation.

    21. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EU can only clean up their corner of the world. They cannot dictate the US to do something and under the current administration, it would be pointless to ask them to start to do something for nature. Furthermore, the EU can do this and lead as a good example. These measures will reduce the waste in the EU and reduces the necessity to export waste to China and African countries. Also the EU provides a good example and can then support African countries to follow.

      Also the average EU citizen produces 31 kg of plastic waste [1] if they reduce it by 70% that would be 9.3 kg per year per person or in total 4185000 t instead of 13950000 t. Personally, I think they should address packaging as well. Styrofoams for packaging and insulation, plastic granulates in agriculture etc.

      [1] https://www.statista.com/chart/12425/eu-plastic-waste/

    22. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I am saying no such thing and you should learn to read.

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    23. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      You are the one making zero sense since any euro invested can only support that one activity you're talking about. You can't invest the same resource into multiple activities.

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    24. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You're of course viewing the broader issues, and I don't disagree with those, but I was talking specifically about the one problem of plastic pollution. But if you *do* decide "plastic pollution is on the list of things we have to deal with" (and not, for example, coal power plants or deforestation), then prioritizing Europe makes no sense. If you decide that your other ideas have to be pursued first, the problem I noted doesn't arise in the first place.

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    25. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      You sound like one of those people who once read an economic theory and never actually had a look at how any of it applies in reality.

      You don't think it applies to the reality of the rest of the world polluting the globe with plastics twenty times more than Europe? That's not a "highly theoretical situation".

      and I guarantee sure as fuck that the drinking straw floating down in the lake near my house did not get tossed into some Asian river and then migrate around the world, grow legs and walk several hundred km inland as well.

      I never said that, but notice it doesn't even pollute the ocean. That makes it even easier for you to collect it. Hell, you might even collect enough straws to build yourself a physical strawman in addition to the metaphorical one you already have. ;-p

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    26. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1
      I didn't say anything about dictating anything to anyone, only about offering help. You have anything about offering help?

      Also the average EU citizen produces 31 kg of plastic waste [1] if they reduce it by 70% that would be 9.3 kg per year per person or in total 4185000 t instead of 13950000 t.

      That's obviously preferable for a number of other reasons but has nothing to do with the amount or percentage of ocean pollution caused by this because this waste does not generally reach the sea in the first place.

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    27. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes perfect sense for Europe to do this first, before trying to persuade China, India et al to follow suit. If they say "clean up your act", the Asian countries will - with some justification - say "typical rich country arrogance, they've got their luxuries and now they're trying to pull up the ladder after them".

      But if Europe does it first, they can say "look, this is how it works. We've done the hard work for you, all you have to do is copy it." It's called proof of concept, and it's much more likely to succeed.

    28. Re:This seens misplaced by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You are contradicting yourself. If it doesn't generally reach the sea that means some of it does. If some of it does, reducing the amount of "it" will reduce the amount in the sea.

    29. Re:This seens misplaced by butzwonker · · Score: 1

      The EU has no authority over Africa, so the whole idea of the comment was misplaced.

    30. Re:This seens misplaced by pahles · · Score: 1

      Not everything is an economical problem.

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    31. Re:This seens misplaced by Whibla · · Score: 1

      So, two quick questions (and their answers):

      Why does the vast majority of plastic come from rivers in SE Asia? Well, as with most things, there are numerous reasons but a report published in 2015 calculated that "three quarters of plastic leakage from the 5 Asian countries comes from uncollected waste. The rest is waste that was gathered but ended up illegally dumped or put into sites too close to coasts or rivers." In other words lack of proper waste management, almost certainly caused by lack of legislation or failure to enforce legislation.

      Where does a large proportion of the plastic that ends up in SE Asian rivers come from? The short answer is, frequently, it's other countries' waste: as an example the UK (prior to China largely banning imports of waste plastic) exported more waste plastic than it recycled domestically.

      Since European countries are now having to be a little more 'involved' in dealing with their own waste, rather than simply exporting it, it makes sense to try to tackle the sources of waste. Legislation is one obvious route to doing this. Now, personally, since about 40% of plastic is used in packaging materials I'd have preferred they start with that, rather than plastic cutlery which can be washed and reused anyway, but I guess each step, no matter how small, is a step forward as long as we're headed in the right direction.

    32. Re:This seens misplaced by CriticalYetLazy · · Score: 1

      In politics, you clean up your own shit first, and only then start pointing fingers towards those with an even bigger shitpile.

    33. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I said "[it] has nothing to do with the amount or percentage of ocean pollution caused by this". That's not a contradiction, that should be bloody obvious. For starters, Sweden will be even more hungry for waste, hence the value of waste will increase, hence the flows to different sinks will change disproportionately.

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    34. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ...but we've ALREADY cleaned up our act. As should be obvious to you if you look at the amount of generated sea plastic waste per capita. So how much more do we have to clean up our act before other countries notice if they haven't noticed by now?

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      Ezekiel 23:20
    35. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      And who says anything about authority? Besides you, of course. (Note that you are technically wrong, though, by virtue of the existence of Melilla and Ceuta.)

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    36. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but environmental issues ARE an economical problem. They stand to hurt our economy in the future.

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    37. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      We already did. That's the very reason why our plastic pollution is comparatively so low.

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    38. Re:This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn, preach it brother.

    39. Re: This seens misplaced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More child logic: because others are worse, I don't have to do anything. One of the biggest problems in the world is that we are looking too much at others instead of ourselves. You don't control what others do, but you can control yourself. How about setting an example? How do you raise your children? Hopefully by being a good example as much as you can?

    40. Re:This seens misplaced by ZeldorBlat · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that /. thinks this post should be modded down as a troll. This is well-documented, and not just from those sources that /. doesn't like.

      How about the actual research that produced all the articles? Is that a source worthy of being believed here?

      https://wedocs.unep.org/bitstr...

    41. Re: This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      How about setting an example?

      You missed the part where we're already doing that. According your child logic, we apparently have to solve all our problems completely before anyone else solves a single problem.

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    42. Re:This seens misplaced by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Why not make the vast majority of plastic come from rivers in Europe? Yes, that would be horrible indeed.

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    43. Re:This seens misplaced by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      You prioritize tackling the problem which has the greatest emotional impact (i.e. in proportion to news coverage), rather than the problem which will yield the greatest numerical decrease for the smallest expenditure.

      Consider the Snowball method for paying debt. From a financial aspect this is a bad idea, and debt with the highest APR should be tackled first instead of debts with the lowest balance (when not the same.) From a psychological aspect this is a wonderful idea: people feel overwhelmed by the far larger number so paying off the smaller one feels easier and, once it is paid off, the feedback of success makes it easier to tackle the next smallest one, etc. Eventually there's only the largest debt left, and since all of the others are paid off the person can put more money into that debt as well. This "snowballing" makes it more likely that the average person will actually pay off all of their debt than if they tried to use the better ("stacked") method (per research referenced in that Wiki page.)

      Should we put most resources towards fixing the largest aspect of a problem first? Absolutely. But that is, unfortunately, not how humanity works.

  5. Instead of giving fines to people who litter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... lets give fines to the manufacturers and ban their products.

    Sigh.

  6. Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup? by pjbass · · Score: 0, Troll

    This ban is something that has been happening all over the world in some shape or form. Personally, I have little problem with it. I'm actually happy to see when a restaurant or coffee shop has utensils that are biodegradable. It's a great move.

    What I don't like, from the end of this article, is the other part of the EU proposal. Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please? There are so many analogies to make here, it's not worth it.

    People ultimately need to be held responsible for proper disposal and/or recycling of materials and consumables they are consuming. The manufacturer in this case isn't building in some weird feature making it difficult to throw the stirring straw in a garbage can. People just need to start being more responsible and not thinking that someone else will clean up after them.

  7. Straws... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for a few rare circumstance, I've always found the abundant use of straws in the US to be a pretty weird thing. When I first came to the US I remember thinking how weird it was seeing a bunch of adults sipping their drinks through straws like little kids?

    Why? Too lazy to tip the drink container back to drink from the cup? Not coordinated enough? Still sometimes makes me chuckle seeing Americans drinking out of glasses using straws.

    1. Re:Straws... by green1 · · Score: 2

      Ice. it's because the drinks are 90% ice instead of liquid, and it's annoying to drink from a glass full of ice.

      I actually use a straw quite a bit at home. That said, it's not a disposable straw, it's a thick plastic that I wash and re-use.

      This is the one part of the proposal that concerns me. I'm not worried that restaurants will make me eat with my fingers, I know that they'll just use reusable cutlery, but I am worried that they'll expect me to drink their 90% ice beverages without a straw rather than provide a reusable one.

    2. Re:Straws... by Barsteward · · Score: 2

      ask for a drink with less ice.

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    3. Re:Straws... by green1 · · Score: 1

      I do, constantly, but it's so easy to forget, and a real pain waiting while they go re-make it. That said, I also enjoy my drinks cold, very cold, so ice is the best way to accomplish that (and most restaurants offer free refills, so the decreased liquid volume isn't a huge issue for me.)

      Reusable straws exist, and there's no reason they can't use them just as they use reusable cutlery. I just don't expect they actually will.

    4. Re:Straws... by DogDude · · Score: 1

      You have a wonderful life, if not having a straw is something to "worry" about. Restaurants can use paper straws. Problem solved. Go worry about something useful.

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    5. Re:Straws... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Yep, "no ice please."

    6. Re:Straws... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Most drinks at a restaurant are refrigerated, so are at 4C/40F or so. Ice will only get that down to 1C/34F, not a hell of a difference. Also, most restaurants outside the US charge for refills.

    7. Re:Straws... by green1 · · Score: 1

      I do not live in the US, but (non-alcoholic) drinks still generally include free refills. It does of course depend on what drink you order, however in most of the world at least water is not charged for as long as you don't order bottled water. Drinks also stop being 4C the instant they are poured as the air, and glassware in most restaurants is significantly above 4c, ice mitigates that.

    8. Re:Straws... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are stainless steel straws. They can be washed and sterilized just like regular dishes.

    9. Re:Straws... by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

      You have a wonderful life if Slashdot comments are something to "worry" about.

    10. Re:Straws... by green1 · · Score: 1

      Correct, as I stated, I use a reusable straw at home all the time, My concern is that restaurants won't bother, which, for me, would reduce my enjoyment of the restaurant just a bit. Sure it's probably not a deal breaker, and others have pointed out the "first world problems" aspect, but that's doesn't mean I won't be a little annoyed, even if I can understand the context.

    11. Re:Straws... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      I've had free refills in both Canadian and Australian restaurants. In Asia it's practically unheard of, and the few places that do offer it is specifically mentioned in the menu.

      From what I'm reading here it seems Europe is stingy on the non-alcoholic drink front.

    12. Re:Straws... by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Ice. it's because the drinks are 90% ice instead of liquid, and it's annoying to drink from a glass full of ice.

      I actually use a straw quite a bit at home. That said, it's not a disposable straw, it's a thick plastic that I wash and re-use.

      This is the one part of the proposal that concerns me. I'm not worried that restaurants will make me eat with my fingers, I know that they'll just use reusable cutlery, but I am worried that they'll expect me to drink their 90% ice beverages without a straw rather than provide a reusable one.

      This wasn't a problem the last time I was in Europe because no one served ice unless you explicitly asked for it. And even then, they bring you a bowl of ice cubes with a spoon.

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  8. how will this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, I get it, no throwaway items. But what about q-tips?
    Are we supposed to reuse them? Or will they start making them of bamboo?

    1. Re:how will this work? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      Okay, I get it, no throwaway items. But what about q-tips?
      Are we supposed to reuse them? Or will they start making them of bamboo?

      Genuine Q-tips are made with paper shafts, not plastic.

    2. Re:how will this work? by green1 · · Score: 1

      Most cotton tip applicators already use a cardboard stick, I don't think there's an issue here.

    3. Re:how will this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genuine Q-tips are made with paper shafts, not plastic.

      Why don't you bend over? I'll show you what a shaft is made with.

    4. Re:how will this work? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Or with wooden sticks. Those are better in another way too - there's no need for gluing on the cotton. The cotton shrinks on, gripping the stick firmly, and it won't come off.

      But as otologists say, the only thing you should stick in your ear is your elbow.

    5. Re:how will this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot have a plastic pin and some have also plastic in the "cotton" part.

    6. Re:how will this work? by green1 · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that none of them have a problem, just that a solution already exists and is already widespread. The remaining companies can easily adapt.

    7. Re:how will this work? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, can we find a decent replacement to the single-use dental floss applicator? I see those things in the gutter and on the street. I often wonder how they got there. Who is flossing their teeth at a bus stop, and why can't they just use their fingers and a roll of floss like everyone else?

  9. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    People just need to start being more responsible

    And how would we achieve that ?

  10. Vancouver did this too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/vancouver-plastic-straw-ban-foam-cups-1.4666586

    1. Re:Vancouver did this too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      And Victoria continues to dump raw sewage into the ocean, as it has done for decades.

      http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

      Good to know that the govt has its priorities right and is focusing on banning plastic straws!

    2. Re:Vancouver did this too. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I can say with some confidence that it does not seem to be getting enforced in Vancouver at this time.

      Also... plain paper straws don't work so well... unless you are finishing your drink fairly quickly, you can end up with pulp in your drink.

      Wax on straws can mitigate this problem, but then you end up with something that is either not compostable because of the presence of oil products, making it essentially no different than plastic, or else you end up with a coating on the straw that will affect the taste of the liquids going through it.

    3. Re:Vancouver did this too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not enforced because it isn't enforceable until June 2019 as per the article

    4. Re:Vancouver did this too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does Vancouver control Victoria policies?

    5. Re:Vancouver did this too. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Okay.... I had heard about this from elsewhere already and did not see mention of a specific start date where I had first heard of it. Good to know.

  11. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Biodegradable" means that the chemicals in the product are released into the environment quickly. And paper and wood products are *loaded* with processing chemicals, paper being particularly egregious. Biodegradable plastic is even worse.

          Conventional plastics degrade/release the chemicals very very slowly, causing very little actual chemical harm to the environment.

    So what this would/will do is make things *look* better more quickly, while flooding the environment with chemicals that would never have been there otherwise.

  12. Good, but not where it is needed most by ugen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is great news. But Europe is already doing a lot to clean up and reduce its plastic use. This is most urgently needed pretty much everywhere else. In particular both in the US and in Asia. The sight of roadsides, fields and beaches littered with tons of plastic waste is ubiquitous in those places - and we all pay the price.

    There is no reason for most of current plastic use other than externalizing disposal costs so that everyone bears those.

    1. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Just because its not where its needed most doesn't mean we can't lead by example and our local area a poster child for cleanliness.

    2. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      roadsides, fields and beaches littered with tons of plastic waste is ubiquitous

      Not really, not in the US anymore. That is old news

    3. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be easy for the US to follow, as they are the best country in the world (so they say) with the best administration (so the administration say). Unfortunately, climate change and other environmental issues do not exist in the USA (according to the administration). They all can be fixed by throwing the garbage over the edge of the earth disc.

      Beside that, there are heavy plastic polluters in the EU. For example, Germany. While they collect a lot of plastic, they also create the largest pile per person in the EU. Unfortunately, the shit is not recycled, but the people believe it is. Anyway, the EU is also a big importer of stuff which is packed in plastics. If the EU is banning these materials, exporters such as China will reduce the output automatically. The USA will be unaffected by this, as they their exports in machinery and oil based goods seldomly requires non-necessary plastic packaging.

    4. Re: Good, but not where it is needed most by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Poster children are generally illustrations of affliction, meant to inspire sympathy (and then a charitable donation.) I don't know that I have ever seen a 'poster child' where the illustrated child was an unafflicted example of virtue.

    5. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's just not practical to rely on "good citizen, tidy up". e.g. the people who want companies to be able to sell whatever they want, *their* solution is that we just train the entire population to be like Stepford Wives and always clean up their litter. it's just a stupid and unrealistic concept, that's not worth the digital paper it's printed on.

      e.g. solutions to problem must pass a basic test of being *viable* solutions. "everyone should stop being naughty" isn't a good solution, because to enact that, governments need to police *everyone* which would be a much bigger invasion of privacy and an attack on civil rights.

      e.g. the *least* infringement on civil rights is actually just to ensure that people can do what they want, without the government watching them and without accidentally wrecking the environment. A good litmus test is that the *fewest* people the government needs to limit, the better that is for freedom. And in this case, telling people who make the plastic forks to make them from something else is limiting the freedom of the *fewest* people.

    6. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Europe can't really do much about that.
      They can only make sure to do better at home.

      Also, apart form Russia not given a flying frick about the environment, Europe can keep the Baltic ocean pretty free from crap.
      It can also put a lot of economic pressure on northern Africa so a lot can be done to keep the Mediterranean Sea fairly healthy.

    7. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, now Europe is looking at it seriously, the other big players can't say "it'll never work!" - lead by example.

    8. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      But Europe is already doing a lot to clean up and reduce its plastic use. This is most urgently needed pretty much everywhere else. In particular both in the US and in Asia.

      Do you have any evidence that Europe is doing more than the US? Historically, the US has been ahead of Europe in terms of environmental issues.

    9. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      "Cleanliness" isn't the same as environmental responsibility. Some countries collect the garbage from city streets, and then just dump it into the ocean.

    10. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Yep but being pedantic and missing the point is always pedantic and missing the point.

    11. Re:Good, but not where it is needed most by ooloorie · · Score: 1

      Yep but being pedantic and missing the point is always pedantic and missing the point.

      Nope, you are missing the point, the point being that a lot of environmentalism in Europe is superficial.

  13. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hold parents responsible for the behaviour of their children. The biggest cause of most social ills is a failure in parenting, and in the US and western Europe in particular, its as much rich people as the poor.

  14. Going to be interesting. . by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

    . . . seeing how this plays against the current British anti-knife campaign. No metal cutlery, no plastic cutlery. . .

    1. Re:Going to be interesting. . by green1 · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're thinking about kitchen utensils (of course you do rightly highlight the absurdity of anti-knife laws in that they ban pocket knives, but allow the knife used to carve the sunday roast....)

    2. Re:Going to be interesting. . by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      You see, if the knife has a wooden handle, it's a standard cooking knife. However, if it has a black metal handle, it is a fully-automatic tactical assault knife and must be destroyed immediately.

    3. Re:Going to be interesting. . by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The comedy anti-knife campaign I hadn't even heard of, don't give a shit about and will go out and buy a knife just to taunt.

    4. Re:Going to be interesting. . by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      I don't think they're thinking about kitchen utensils (of course you do rightly highlight the absurdity of anti-knife laws in that they ban pocket knives, but allow the knife used to carve the sunday roast....)

      Considering there's already been news articles about kids being arrested for bottle openers, and stores refusing to sell forks to teenagers? I'm pretty sure they're already at the whole kitchen utensils bit already. Stores won't sell a steak knife to those under 18 or 21, but seriously if someone wants to cause injury they can walk out into any broken down industrial area and grab 4" of fence, rusted metal, or whatever else and a chunk of concrete and make themselves a shank in 30 minutes.

      The whole knife ban is looking in the wrong direction.

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    5. Re:Going to be interesting. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . . . seeing how this plays against the current British anti-knife campaign. No metal cutlery, no plastic cutlery. . .

      Paper cutlery is recyclable.

  15. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

    Most of the ocean junk is dumped in Asia, repression of Western consumers is a kind of religious sadomasochism

  16. Hey Europe by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you really want to do the right thing by Mother Nature, ban disposable diapers.

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    1. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or regulate mandatory, and easy to clean, washing machine filters for all new machines of the commonly used types.

    2. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And wait for an army of new parents descend on the legislature.

    3. Re:Hey Europe by Zarhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No need to ban all of them - just those with plastic absorption gels and similar components.

      At least in Finland and Sweden there are disposable diapers that are made 100% of paper (I know because I've used both brands for my kid). Essentially biodegradable - and also works very well as fuel for waste-to-energy plant.

      Comparing to reusable nappies - running your washing machine at 60 or 90C to properly wash them just doesn't seem all that efficient, compared to the industrial scale process where trees get first converted to paper to nappies and then burned for energy after use. No, I have not ran the numbers.

      So you can keep the convenience of disposable nappies without the downsides of plastics.

    4. Re:Hey Europe by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Comparing to reusable nappies - running your washing machine at 60 or 90C to properly wash them just doesn't seem all that efficient, compared to the industrial scale process where trees get first converted to paper to nappies and then burned for energy after use. No, I have not ran the numbers.

      We didn’t wash them ourselves - we used a commercial diaper service which at least claimed to avoid certain environmentally nasty chemical cleaners some commercial laundry services use. I did run the numbers, and the cost was is the same ballpark as using disposables. The main thing is you have to be willing to do a quick shakeout of the diapers into the toilet, which really isn’t a big deal.

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    5. Re:Hey Europe by twistedcubic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fuck that. I have a baby due in August. I'm not washing that shit.

    6. Re:Hey Europe by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Maybe you shouldn't have bred then. You'll still be changing that shizznit, you'll probably be puked on, deal with milk leakage. Fun times...

    7. Re:Hey Europe by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Nappies seem like a good candidate for low quality recycled paper.

      Washlet toilets / bidets safe a lot of toilet paper and chemical water treatment too, as well as being much nicer in general.

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    8. Re:Hey Europe by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fuck that. I have a baby due in August. I'm not washing that shit.

      In all seriousness... you will learn to deal with stuff you currently think is horribly gross - and it probably won’t bother you as much as you think.

      ... at least after the first month or two. At first, you’ll be thinking “WHAT have I DONE?!”

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    9. Re:Hey Europe by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

      I suspect the sleep deprivation is part of the secret reprogramming process.

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    10. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Trust me: the nappy washing part is the easy bit: dump the crap at change time, wait a few days until you have a load (suggest a sealed container to hold the smell), leave in soaker overnight, wash like normal, hang to dry - done.

      Compared to the sleep deprivation, the constant crying, the teething, the actual changing a squirmy, peeing, screaming little... umm, euphemism goes here... the whole nappy thing just fades into complete insignificance. In fact my wife and I used to fight to be the one to do the washing because that meant time not dealing with the aforementioned.

    11. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Women! They work so hard! Why burden them even more!? Cloth diapers would burden women especially single moms (America's Heroes).

      We shouldn't even tax Tampons even though they're an environmental nuisance! Women! They're _fragile).

    12. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really want to do the right thing by Mother Nature, ban disposable diapers.

      Or babies.

    13. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cloth diapers used to be for poor people.

    14. Re:Hey Europe by Cederic · · Score: 1

      wait a few days until you have a load

      wtf? Assuming a few days is more than 2, you're looking at 30+ dirty nappies to wash.

      That's nasty. Wash daily ffs.

    15. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two days sounds about right. That's about one washing machine load. Why-TF would you want to do half-loads every day when you can just do a full load every second day?

    16. Re:Hey Europe by thesupraman · · Score: 2

      Cloth diapers used to be for ALL people.

    17. Re:Hey Europe by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      By learn to deal with it, do you mean putting a trash can next to the changing station for barfing, or being able to hold your breath for a diaper change. 3 kids and an untold amount of diaper changes and I still wretch at the smell of a stinky diaper.

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    18. Re:Hey Europe by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Essentially biodegradable - and also works very well as fuel for waste-to-energy plant.

      Environmentalists, especially those in cities here in North America throw a hissyfit over waste-to-energy plants, and screech even louder at the ones which can handle biomedical waste. But they have no problem wanting to line a lime pit 200m deep with plastic and ship their city garbage to it.

      Here's an example, 80Mw plant just inside the city limit. Burned all of the cities waste and medical waste for 5 major hospitals. Environmentalists screeched and shut it down, now it's all buried in a landfill outside of the city. You can smell it when you drive by as well. That's London, Ontario. Toronto ships it's garbage to Michigan by truck, but is full on insane refusing to want to build a W2E facility. They'd rather dump their garbage into that lime pit(Beachville, Ontario/Oxford County).

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    19. Re:Hey Europe by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      It's not. You eventually learn to put up with it, because if no one else will, someone's going to get sick and die. Same thing happens if you're taking care of a terminally ill family member, it's responsibility and nothing else. The number of people that transition from taking care of terminally ill family members into nursing is kind of amazing as well. Because they've in most cases already seen the worst, the drop-out rates in 1st year nursing students is pretty high outside of those people.

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    20. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just go in the toilet.

    21. Re:Hey Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that. I have a baby due in August.

      I will deal with it by throwing it in your faggot face.

  17. New Label by vtvincent · · Score: 1

    This will just result in every manufacturer posting a notice on the box saying "please think about the environment, wash and reuse this product."

  18. Re:Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My hope is that in 50 years from now the world will be pretty much free from mentally retarded idiots like you and, judging from the way the world changes to the better and the global community grows together thanks to the Internet, there are luckily good reasons to think it will. :)

  19. BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by laughingskeptic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Cheap bulk stainless flatware is $0.50 a part or less. I can see this being just like shopping bags where you either show up with your own flatware or buy flatware when doing things like eating at food trucks. We would have flatware in our desks at the office and scattered in our cars. Another minor greening irritation.

    1. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In CA they are supposed to charge for bags, but they can't be bothered, so the net effect is that they use bags with more plastic than they before. So the net effect is just to waste more plastic and use bags that really don't break down at all since they are supposed to be "reusbale" but no one does. So waste goes up, costs go up, the environment takes the hit. Stupid is as stupid does.

    2. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, contrary to your imaginations(doubtless sourced from right-wing radio), the amount of plastic bag debris dropped considerably after Proposition 67.

      https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/11/13/editorial-success-californias-first-in-the-nation-plastic-bag-ban-works/
      http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-plastic-bag-ban-anniversary-20171118-story.html

      The environment is better off. Sorry, you should really replace your dogma sources.

    3. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Where in CA do you shop that you don't pay for bags? Every grocery store around here (Ventura county) charges, and the few times I've forgotten my own bags, I get charged $0.10 per bag used.

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    4. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheap bulk stainless flatware is $0.50 a part or less. I can see this being just like shopping bags where you either show up with your own flatware or buy flatware when doing things like eating at food trucks. We would have flatware in our desks at the office and scattered in our cars. Another minor greening irritation.

      You mean mess kits? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mess_kit#U.S._military_mess_kit

    5. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      And eventually you return or recycle the excess flatware. Or use paper, etc, which still not be banned

    6. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      Just checked.

      Alibaba (china) will sell you knife/fork/spoon SETS, in stainless, for $0.10-$0.20 a set in 1000 quantities.
      That is quite a bit cheaper than you pay in the US for the fancy bamboo recyclable versions ;)

    7. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much any locality around me, walking around with a blade > 2.5" is illegal

    8. Re:BYO Shopping Bags ... BYO Flatware by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      You must be American right?

      You don't have to BYO anything. You just go to a food truck, get your flatware and pay a deposit (be it $5) and after that you do whatever you wish with the flatware. You can return it to the food truck and get your deposit back. You may drop it on ground when you stand and then a bum or cleaning service will get it. Heck you may even take it home as a souvenir.

      Actually this is how it is done now in many European cities and gigs. Eg. in Vienna Kriskindlmakrt the mulled wine is sold in standard cups which have few EUR deposit with them. You just exchange them when you get new cup or take it home as souvenir or give it back for cash.

  20. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    Hold parents responsible for the behaviour of their children

    So when I see a kid throw plastic crap in the park, I should call 911 so they can find his parents and write a ticket ?

  21. About time other developed countries followed by yaznaz · · Score: 2

    The amount of waste generated per person in US and other developed nations is shocking and with countries like China and India fast catching up, similar lifestyle is not sustainable globally. Even with all the progress in recycling, lot of it slips out and ends up in our food chain.
    The use of plastics especially for disposable items is irresponsible. I wish these were not so cheap and the real cost of disposal and ecological impact was factored in their price. Trying to convince the public for more environmentally responsible behaviour is an exercise in futility and people always take the easy way. Money is the only thing that seems to have real impact these days.

  22. Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Informative

    Parts of Europe still does loads of dumping of their garbage in the oceans.
    Likewise, 5 nations are responsible for 60% of all garbage in the ocean.
    It turns out that five countries are the leading contributors to this crisis. And all are in Asia. In a recent report, Ocean Conservancy claims that China, Indonesia, the Philippines, Thailand and Vietnam are spewing out as much as 60 percent of the plastic waste that enters the world’s seas.
    America stopped decades ago, so instead, we have had it going to China and other nations. That also needs to stop. ALL OF IT. Far better for America to recycle, bury, or burn it.

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    1. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      America stopped decades ago, so instead, we have had it going to China and other nations. That also needs to stop. ALL OF IT. Far better for America to recycle, bury, or burn it.

      Burning plastic releases massive amounts of sequestered carbon into the atmosphere (not to mention an array of toxic chemicals) so please do the rest of us a favour and talking restrict your choices to burying, recycling or best of all stop using plastic.

    2. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      A number of nations in Europe are burning plastics and paper just fine. Look, these are not simply burned out in the open. They are burning plastics, wood, food, etc that can not recycled easily.

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    3. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Chucking plastic into a campfire, sure. Proper incinerators can burn plastic safely (ultimately it's just a hydrocarbon) and make electricity at the same time.

      It does release carbon, it's not an ideal solution, but in some cases it may be a reasonable one.

    4. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Burning plastic releases massive amounts of sequestered carbon into the atmosphere

      There is relatively little carbon in plastic to release and certainly nothing that could justify the term "massive" to describe it. The bigger problems are PVCs and Dioxins which are captured nicely in industrial processes. Actual burning of plastic can almost be as clean as burning natural gas in a modern process. The bigger bonus, no one burns it in isolation often waste burning facilities instead provide central heating or power in much cleaner ways than many of our other primary energy sources (read: coal, oil).

    5. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Peter+P+Peters · · Score: 1

      America stopped decades ago, so instead, we have had it going to China and other nations. That also needs to stop. ALL OF IT. Far better for America to recycle, bury, or burn it.

      I recall a Penn & Teller episode where they calculated they could fit 1000 years of all rubbish into a landfill 50kmx50km. That's a big landfill, but it seems like an easy solution to make this problem go away forever.

    6. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      well, even better would be using a number of our old mines.
      In particular, I really think that we should separate out a number of items that provide useful elements and putting these in various mines. For example, all this coal ash that most utility companies have, is holding huge amounts of elements that ARE recoverable, iff we have high/cheap temps. The elements are things like gold, silver, Uranium, Thorium, and yeah, mercury, lead, arsenic, etc. Putting the ash in an old mine and waiting for cheap temps, OR once we get high temp nuclear SMRs going, and start separating these things, we can take the separated elements, use the good ones and put the individual 'waste' elements in separate mines. At some future point, they WILL be needed. It may seem like Mercury and Lead have no real use, but, even as radiation shielding, lead can be useful. Mercury can still be used for amalgamation, though there is plenty for it.

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    7. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That comment was too smug.

      I'm going to go burn some tires and used motor oil JUST FOR YOU.

    8. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to just use it to make bricks. In the extremely unlikely event you ever need the separate elements back out just get them from the bricks.

    9. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless there are other elements in particular plastics beside hydrogen and carbon, complete combustion (adding pure oxygen) should solve the nasty toxic chemicals problem. But I agree that we should stop using plastics as first-choice material for everything, and furthermore the idea of throwaway products (or parts of products) needs to die ASAP, even if we would make throwaway parts biodegradable - because we already have a huge environmental problem with parts of industrially grown biomass, of both plant and animal origins, or nutrients for plants, or sewage, (all of the above completely biodegradable) being released into nature.

    10. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      It's worse than that:
      10 Rivers contribute 90% of the plastic in the oceans:
      https://nypost.com/2017/12/12/...

      "...The biggest offenders are indeed two of the largest rivers in the world, with the Yangtze and the Ganges carrying over 900,000 tons of plastic between them to the ocean every year.

      By comparison, the Thames dumps 19 tons of plastic into the sea annually...."

      So while this is a tremendous act of virtue-signaling and public inconvenience for the western world, the impact of this will be...nearly NOTHING.

      Jesus it would be nice if politicians in 2018 just once made a decision based on facts, not show.
      The Left likes to take the Right (often correctly) for their stupid anti-science positions. I would argue this time the shoe is on the other foot...but it's apparently too uncomfortable for affluent, white, western countries to 'call out' 3rd world shitholes for what they actually are and start actually trying to fix their problems that really affect all of us.

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    11. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Even those PVC and dioxins are used in industry, mainly in making clink. We're pretty good at using everything these days in some form or another instead of putting it into barrels and dumping it into a gigantic pit like 70 years ago.

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    12. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America stopped decades ago, so instead, we have had it going to China and other nations. That also needs to stop. ALL OF IT. Far better for America to recycle, bury, or burn it.

      I recall a Penn & Teller episode where they calculated they could fit 1000 years of all rubbish into a landfill 50kmx50km. That's a big landfill, but it seems like an easy solution to make this problem go away forever.

      Feels like nature built a natural land fill for the US, the grand canyon. It would take us years to fill in the grand canyon, and then once it is filled- we have nice flat land to build upon. As an added bonus, we can run the river through pipes instead. That way less is wasted to evaporation.

    13. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You first. Cut your CO2 levels down to their levels and I'm sure they will cut their plastic dumping. Which do you think will be easier to achieve?

    14. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      How about we start with the one that's ACTUAL, OBSERVABLE pollution instead of the faintly-painted-over redistributive ecomarxism?

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    15. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, it wouldn't be as easy as you thought would it.

    16. Re:Hopefully, they will quit dumping in oceans by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 1

      Until the pipes leak and all the trash leaches into the water.

  23. This is why countries are bugging out on Brussels by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 0

    Why not just require that plasticware and straws be dense enough to sink in seawater? This wouldn't prevent people from littering, but if a pile of plastic waste accumulates near to a waterfront park on the Danube, it's a lot easier to identify miscreants than if those plastic knives and forks weren't found until they showed up in an ocean gyre.

  24. Re:Congratulations Europe by Barsteward · · Score: 0

    "Tommy Robinson" is NOT a journalist by any stretch of the imagination, just an islamaphobe.

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  25. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Expecting people to stop being irresponsible is about as intelligent as expecting people to stop having sex. I wonder if the GP also thinks abstinence is the solution to teenage hornyness. The solution to the problem must not rely on large numbers of people doing something different, especially if it goes against instincts.

  26. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Freischutz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This ban is something that has been happening all over the world in some shape or form. Personally, I have little problem with it. I'm actually happy to see when a restaurant or coffee shop has utensils that are biodegradable. It's a great move.

    What I don't like, from the end of this article, is the other part of the EU proposal. Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please? There are so many analogies to make here, it's not worth it.

    People ultimately need to be held responsible for proper disposal and/or recycling of materials and consumables they are consuming. The manufacturer in this case isn't building in some weird feature making it difficult to throw the stirring straw in a garbage can. People just need to start being more responsible and not thinking that someone else will clean up after them.

    It's pretty basic. Currently manufacturers are not responsible for the costs of disposing of their products. They can make them as toxic and environmentally problematic as they want because they can offload the costs and problems their products cause after the end of their useful lives on the taxpayer and the environment. If you make manufacturers responsible for paying not only for development, marketing, sales and product support but also for disposal you motivate the manufacturers to come up with new and innovative methods to make their products as easily and cheaply recyclable as possible in order to maximise profits. It's just a way to leverage the inventiveness of private industry and the workings of the free market to solve a very serious problem that results form own activities of companies and I think it will work because industry tends to be good at coming up with clever ways of solving sticky problems if profits are at stake. Now, I'm sure that you, as libertarian, find this idea terribly unjust but the rest of us find it equally unjust that private profit making companies can drown us in plastic garbage, make us pay for the mess and not be in any way responsible for solving that problem. Unfortunately for the manufacturers Europe is a cluster of democracies and the people drowning in plastic garbage are in charge, not the industrialists. I'm pretty sure most Europeans will welcome this measure.

  27. Wouldn't the solution be by rsilvergun · · Score: 1, Redundant

    restaurants that have reusable utensils? This will hurt fast food, but I can't really think of a problem fast food solves that doesn't have better solutions. The biggest problem it solves is overworked people with 2-3 jobs who don't have time to cook/clean. Best solution there is a solid middle class that doesn't need 3 jobs per person to get by.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see a solution presented. I saw a condition you'd like to see. Whats the actual solution that turns everybody into middle class?

    2. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The super wealthy not being allowed to run entire segments of the economy unchecked for their own profit?

    3. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by blackest_k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Used to be the case that you could get wooden chip forks.

    4. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This will hurt fast food

      Most fast food doesn't require utensils. Burgers, fried chicken, and pizza are all "finger food". Chinese takeout uses wood or bamboo chopsticks, which are biodegradable.

      When I get plastic utensils or straws with my order, 90% of the time I throw them out without even using them. I for one welcome the ban. Good riddance.

    5. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Insightful

      restaurants that have reusable utensils?

      Try asking a restaurant if they'll give you metal utensils to go. Go ahead. I'll wait.

      The biggest logistical problem with all of these idiotic "Let's ban plastic [insert product here]" ideas is that almost invariably there is no adequate alternative. California's grocery bag ban, for example, means that we have to buy trash bags that use several times as much plastic, took several times as much diesel fuel to drive them to the store, and cost a couple of orders of magnitude more money. It is basically a poor tax masquerading as an environmental policy.

      This proposed law is no exception to that rule. The problem is not plastic utensils. There are no viable alternatives to plastic utensils that can be made anywhere near that price point, so when you order food to go, expect a significant cutlery surcharge if this goes through. For people who can afford that, it's probably no big deal, though at some point, we've just replaced an excess of plastic waste with an excess of metal waste.

      Now if they carve out a broad exception for biodegradable plastics, this law would be fine, but it also wouldn't solve the problem that they claim to be trying to solve (plastic utensils on the beaches) because they still don't degrade that quickly.

      But as with all the plastic ban laws, the real, fundamental problem with this particular law is that they're trying to treat the symptom instead of the root cause. When we ask ourselves why these utensils are turning up in streams and rivers, we come up with only three real possibilities:

      1. Street sweeping doesn't happen often enough to take care of occasional litter (accidental or otherwise)
      2. Garbage pickup doesn't happen often enough to keep cans from overflowing and bits getting left behind
      3. Automated garbage trucks have a spillage problem

      Notice what all of these have in common? They're all failures of the government to do their f**ing jobs. And instead of solving the real problem, they're trying to find ways to make it everyone else's problem but their own. It's time that we started choosing elected officials who will actually do what we're paying them to do, by requiring their employees to do what we're paying them to do. That's the only real solution. Everything else is just trying to apply a thousand 1" Band-Aids over a missing limb.

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    6. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by shmlco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The biggest logistical problem with all of these idiotic "Let's ban plastic [insert product here]" ideas is that almost invariably there is no adequate alternative."

      Umm... IDK. Paper straws? Some restaurants are experimenting with straws make from pasta, and some are even using "gasp" straw (reeds, actually).

      "When we ask ourselves why these utensils are turning up in streams and rivers, we come up with only three real possibilities:"

      If one were to actually read up on the subject instead of constructing straw men to knock down, one might find that plastic straws, being extremely lightweight, tend to avoid sweepers, are easily carried into sewers and waterways, and have quite a few other problems.

      "They're all failures of the government to do their f**ing jobs."

      I thought the mantra was that the government was supposed to do nothing at all and let the "invisible hand" of the "free market" sort things out.

      Hard to keep up these days.

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    7. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Umm... IDK. Paper straws? Some restaurants are experimenting with straws make from pasta, and some are even using "gasp" straw (reeds, actually).

      If we were just talking about straws, nobody would care. Straws are not generally considered utensils. They're talking about plastic forks and knives.

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    8. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "When we ask ourselves why these utensils are turning up in streams and rivers, we come up with only three real possibilities:"

      You forgot "Humans are lazy fucking creatures."

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    9. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The government is failing to clean up after me....

      Even if every plastic utensil made it into a landfill somewhere, that's still not really a great solution. Most business won't even notice a disposable plastic ban. A few will, and they might have to come up with creative solutions. Heavens.

      The best thing to help the poor people you're worried about would be to make fast food so expensive they couldn't possibly afford it, and do something about the grocery situation in big US cities. But if McDonalds really can't come up with anything other than charging an arm and a leg for metal cutlery, the poor will just bring their own. The rich, unfortunately, probably won't.

    10. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by adolf · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've worked with a food truck that does aome of the festival circuit in the midwest, where single-use plastic utensils are either heavily shunned or banned outright.

      They looked at getting disposable wooden spoons for their dishes that require a spoon, and found it was cheaper to buy cheap stainless steel spoons and just hope that they come back.

      Most of them do come back. They get washed and reused. The others (hopefully) get recycled in one of the many dozens of recycling bins, or maybe saved by the patron for their own reuse.

      It is not as absurd as you think it is.

    11. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you're talking about food trucks that operate in essentially a closed venue. That's why most of them come back; people are eating the food right there. It's equivalent to a dine-in situation.

      If you're talking about food trucks operating in places where people actually take food to go, it doesn't work nearly as well, because the utensils won't make it back to you, which would add about a buck and a half to the price of every meal. Over the long run, such a cost increase will eventually put those food trucks out of business, in favor of food trucks that don't require utensils (pizza, hot dogs, etc.). The economics don't always work.

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    12. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If one were to actually read up on the subject instead of constructing straw men to knock down, one might find that plastic straws, being extremely lightweight, tend to avoid sweepers, are easily carried into sewers and waterways, and have quite a few other problems.

      I missed this in my earlier reply. This sounds like the street sweepers aren't working very well, which is a design problem. If they aren't picking up straws, they also aren't picking up a significant percentage of any number of other things—candy wrappers, grass, leaves, etc.—all of which contributes to clogging storm drains and other infrastructure problems. A better solution, then, would be to build street sweepers that actually leave the streets clean of debris, rather than blaming the debris for having the audacity to not get swept up.

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    13. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by MoarSauce123 · · Score: 0

      McD in Germany has reusable utensils for dine in. Works fine there. I guess in the US it will be a problem because folks are too dumb or lazy to separate it properly and then throw it all in the trash.

    14. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The government is failing to clean up after me....

      That's a complete mischaracterization of my comment. The government's job is to dispose of waste. If it fails to do that, then it is not doing its job. It has nothing to do with "cleaning up after people". Most people are good citizens, and at least *try* to do the right thing by putting garbage in a bin, etc.

      Even if every plastic utensil made it into a landfill somewhere, that's still not really a great solution.

      Why not? It came out of the ground. What's wrong with putting it back in? In a few million years, that will be oil. And if we get to the point where somehow we're out of oil and we absolutely have to have more, we know where we buried it, and we can deal with the recycling at that time, when it becomes financially practical to do so. Either way, burying it is probably the *best* solution.

      Most business won't even notice a disposable plastic ban. A few will, and they might have to come up with creative solutions. Heavens.

      Most businesses don't serve food. All businesses that serve food will notice, because it will become completely impractical for people to get food to-go. Unless, as I said, they allow biodegradable plastics, in which case there's no creativity needed—just an extra penny or so per utensil.

      The best thing to help the poor people you're worried about would be to make fast food so expensive they couldn't possibly afford it, and do something about the grocery situation in big US cities. But if McDonalds really can't come up with anything other than charging an arm and a leg for metal cutlery, the poor will just bring their own. The rich, unfortunately, probably won't.

      Who is talking about McDonald's? Fast food doesn't usually need utensils at all. It's the next quality tier up where disposable utensils start to matter — to-go orders from *real* restaurants.

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    15. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      You forgot "Humans are lazy fucking creatures."

      No, they really aren't. Only a small percentage of people are so lazy that they'll just toss trash out on the streets; most people do not.

      Most of the trash you see blowing around is there because the garbage collection process has become too automated as a cost-cutting measure. A person drives by, and a machine grabs the can, turns it upside down, and dumps it into the truck. When this happens, stuff often falls out, and it ends up on the street, because there's no longer a second person on the truck to pick up what gets left behind.

      It has nothing to do with humans being lazy and everything to do with humans being cheapskates who are unwilling to pay for the people needed to properly maintain our sanitation system. And instead of fixing that, they keep finding new ways to blame the garbage for not getting picked up. That's just absurd, and it will never end, because there will always be some other type of trash to use as a scapegoat for their problems.

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    16. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a great alternative. Just refuse any plastic utensils and pack some metal ones instead. You just have to wash the latter once you're done with your meal. That's what I do; it keeps me from coming across as a whiny faggot, like yourself, who just wants to pass the buck and not be proactive.

    17. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the horror of adding a camping style spork to your key ring? Tri fold, full size and no pointy bits sticking out.
      Or charge/absorb the $0.05 cost for a disposable wooden one. They already embed the non pointy kind in mini ice creams on flights even.

    18. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Mark+of+the+North · · Score: 2

      Yes, they really are. If by small percentage you mean around 10 to 15%, I can agree.

      I have the luxury of walking to and from work, about six minutes one-way. As I walk, I pick up any trash that isn't too far out of the way. Nearly all of it is fast food and junk food wrappers. A small portion is packaging for home-made lunches (ie. sandwich bags). I find the occasional failed exam/assignment and debt collection messages. I honestly can't think of a time that I came across anything that didn't fit into these categories and I've never found anything that was household garbage that escaped the system that moves it to the landfill.

      The problem with plastic is that it hangs around for centuries. Which is plenty of time for it to migrate into the seas. To give you an idea of the scale of the problem, there is already more plastic in the seas than fish.

      Plastic for single use applications, packaging, and even in textiles (where it is already well on its way to being tiny fibers that can't be controlled) should be curtailed ASAP. The long-term goal should be to drastically reduce all uses of plastic in favour of stuff that can biodegrade once discarded.

    19. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      the utensils won't make it back to you, which would add about a buck and a half to the price of every meal.

      No it fucking wouldn't. Go to ebay and type "1000x wooden spoons" or something like that. They might add 10 cents to the cost for knife and fork..

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    20. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does everyone need to be middle class? I'm sure you Diana Moon Glampers-types want that, but...

    21. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Scandinavia automati

    22. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      You can't turn everyone into middle class anymore than you can make everyone above average. The best you can do is decrease the spread between the rich and the poor but unless everyone is equal, there will always be rich, poor, and the people in the middle.

    23. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      To go order from real restaurants usually don't include any utensils because they assume you are taking it home to eat. It's rare for people to need utensils for to go orders.

    24. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Cheap cafeteria grade metal forks/knives/spoons are cheap when bought in larger quantities (50-75cents each). Raise the price of a meal by $1, and either offer $1 when the utensil is returned later that day or a $1 discount if the patron brought their own.

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    25. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't think of a time that I came across anything that didn't fit into these categories and I've never found anything that was household garbage that escaped the system that moves it to the landfill.

      I've seen everything from food containers to banana peels on my street. I've never seen fast food wrappers. I have occasionally seen smaller, lighter wrappers for things like energy bars. Never homework or anything like that.

      Of course, I'd guess that 75% of what I see blowing around are blow-in cards from magazines. They have a decent chance of blowing away when put into the mailbox, when taken out of the mailbox, and when put into the garbage truck. So if you really want to ban something, ban those; I certainly won't object. :-D

      The long-term goal should be to drastically reduce all uses of plastic in favour of stuff that can biodegrade once discarded.

      There are biodegradable plastics. As I said in my original post, the problem with the word "plastic" is that it includes lots of different materials, not all of which are as environmentally problematic as the stuff you're concerned about.

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    26. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as ordering to go and going back to your hotel to eat. Spending 2 hours in a restaurant is not always an option while traveling.

    27. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Are some fish on your letting spork. Then put it in your pocket you dirty fuck. That shit is not sanitary. And why does it need to be on a dirty keychain. Are you some toothless hick or just plain stupid. Err I mean average. Itâ(TM)s the same. Idiot.

    28. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Euh why not let people pay for the metal utensils and give their money back when they return it. I really don't get what all the fuss is about with the plastic ban. There are plenty of environmental friendly alternatives. But I guess change is scary and bad, so sad.

    29. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by q_e_t · · Score: 1

      You still can. You can even buy them, and all manner of bio material disposable plates on Amazon.

    30. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dave420 · · Score: 1

      We've had multiple-use plastic cutlery for years, and wooden cutlery for even longer. Your argument isn't compelling.

    31. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      The biggest logistical problem with all of these idiotic "Let's ban plastic [insert product here]" ideas is that almost invariably there is no adequate alternative. California's grocery bag ban, for example, means that we have to buy trash bags that use several times as much plastic, took several times as much diesel fuel to drive them to the store, and cost a couple of orders of magnitude more money. It is basically a poor tax masquerading as an environmental policy.

      Those garbage bags are made using recycled plastic, they use a very little material per bag) and they don't have to be emblazoned with logos and so on, which further reduces their environmental impact. How do you think the shopping bags got to the store? They don't just magically appear. And no, they are not actually more expensive per bag.

      This proposed law is no exception to that rule. The problem is not plastic utensils. There are no viable alternatives to plastic utensils that can be made anywhere near that price point, so when you order food to go, expect a significant cutlery surcharge if this goes through. For people who can afford that, it's probably no big deal, though at some point, we've just replaced an excess of plastic waste with an excess of metal waste.

      Metal? What? No.

      Bamboo cutlery is widely available, cheap and already in use many places. I have yet to see a single restaurant changing their prices because of a different type of cutlery.

      Plastic and metal are not the only options. There a a lot of biodegradable alternatives, such as wood, bamboo, various starches, even pasta.

      Now if they carve out a broad exception for biodegradable plastics, this law would be fine, but it also wouldn't solve the problem that they claim to be trying to solve (plastic utensils on the beaches) because they still don't degrade that quickly.

      But as with all the plastic ban laws, the real, fundamental problem with this particular law is that they're trying to treat the symptom instead of the root cause. When we ask ourselves why these utensils are turning up in streams and rivers, we come up with only three real possibilities:

      1. Street sweeping doesn't happen often enough to take care of occasional litter (accidental or otherwise)
      2. Garbage pickup doesn't happen often enough to keep cans from overflowing and bits getting left behind
      3. Automated garbage trucks have a spillage problem

      Notice what all of these have in common? They're all failures of the government to do their f**ing jobs. And instead of solving the real problem, they're trying to find ways to make it everyone else's problem but their own. It's time that we started choosing elected officials who will actually do what we're paying them to do, by requiring their employees to do what we're paying them to do. That's the only real solution. Everything else is just trying to apply a thousand 1" Band-Aids over a missing limb.

      What are you even on about? Plastic cutlery is the root cause. If it wasn't there, we wouldn't have to spend time and resources cleaning it up.

      It seems you just want to jump onto any random issue in order to fire off an ill-conceived anti-government rant.

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    32. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      No, the better solution is to reduce the amount of garbage the sweepers have to handle.

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    33. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Hard to keep up these days.

      Here's an easy guide to slashdot:
      You are either red or blue. There's no in-between.
      If a discussion doesn't fit in red vs blue, then you're either a racist or a SJW with nothing in between.
      If the argument is purely about government without mentioning politics (you're probably not on Slashdot) but then everything is someone else's fault, and every solution another country comes up with is automatically socialism.

      Oh and don't you dare try to find a middle ground. Your Karma will be decimated as a result. The only thing this site agrees on is Ajat Pai is a douchebag.

    34. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a fucking cock.

    35. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kids are the worst. I live 1 block from a convenience store, which is -- inconveniently -- exactly where the kids finish their slurpees/sandwiches/hot dogs/fried chicken/hoagies.

      Every morning I get up, grab my plastic garbage bag, and collect the 4 or 5 pieces of litter they've ditched on my yard.

      And don't get me started on dog poop.

    36. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...and just hope that they come back"

      Why not give out metal cutlery, and charge a small amount as deposit, that the customers get back when returning them. Like 50 cents per spoon/fork. This is often done here in Germany for glasses and (cermic) plates at events/festivals.

    37. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      The so-called 'free market' is only interested in this quarters' profits and the CEOs are only interested in what outrageously expensive thing they'll be able to afford from this years' bonus. What it doesn't give a fuck about is what kind of mess the next generation has to deal with because there's no profit to be made from worrying about that, it's someone else's problem.

    38. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but that would require the garbage people to actually pick up the stuff that their trucks leave behind whenever a bag breaks, and the mail carriers to pick up the occasional blow-in that blows out of magazines as they shove them in the mailbox, and the garbage trucks to all be fully covered while driving, and the raccoons to leave residential garbage cans alone ...

      ... unless, of course, your goal is to reduce the total amount of garbage, in hopes that the amount of left-behind garbage will decrease proportionately, in which case you'll have to reduce it a lot before it will really help. Fixing the problems that cause garbage to turn into litter is a lot easier than reducing the amount of garbage. :-)

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    39. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      "which would add about a buck and a half to the price of every meal"

      I've seen cutlery at the dollar store for $1 per knife/fork/spoon and presume they are not selling them at a loss. I bet if you buy they by the gross you may be able to get each piece to $0.50.

    40. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like you canâ(TM)t make people recycle, or stop littering.

    41. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bahaha in what third world country do you live? Here in Europe you get metal in every restaurant. McDonald's is not a restaurant. But I guess to you it is, hence your obesity.

    42. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by laie_techie · · Score: 1

      No, the better solution is to reduce the amount of garbage the sweepers have to handle.

      It's not an "either-or" situation. We should reduce as much as we can, but have an adequate system for what is left.

    43. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

      Don't be ridiculous, in most cases there are bunch of alternatives. Humanity has gotten along without plastic for almost all of history. Little known fact - in soviet union they were really, really bad at making plastic stuff. There was very little of it and what existed had horrible material quality compared to modern plastics we are used to. Plastic packaging basically didn't exist. That was mere 30 years ago and they got along with life basically ok, well, maybe not ok, but the problems in soviet union had little to do with lack of plastics.
      Plastic is often cheaper or more convenient solution, but it's exceedingly rare for it to be only solution.

    44. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

      Half a dollar gives you a fancy looking one, if you go for cheapo ones you are looking at maybe 10-20 cents as long as you buy thousands of them. The cost comes from having to wash the damn cutlery.

    45. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by adolf · · Score: 1

      A buck and a half? What kind of fancy-ass spoons do you expect people to use for takeout?

      https://www.webstaurantstore.c...

      How about 12 for a buck in tiny quantities?

      And that's without even shopping for a deal on 500 or 1000 of them...

    46. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Brockmire · · Score: 1

      They are garbage. I'd much rather buy quality ones that won't tear up my lips from using dollar store spoons and forks. You're not likely to notice low quality utensils used once in a while, but you sure notice using them every day. And, when they are shitty and cheap, they'll also get thrown away.

    47. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Brockmire · · Score: 0

      That makes me want to build more plastic shit, just as a fuck you to Russia.

    48. Re: Wouldn't the solution be by Brockmire · · Score: 0

      They'll be stolen.

    49. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The biggest logistical problem with all of these idiotic "Let's ban plastic [insert product here]" ideas is that almost invariably there is no adequate alternative. California's grocery bag ban, for example, means that we have to buy trash bags that use several times as much plastic, took several times as much diesel fuel to drive them to the store, and cost a couple of orders of magnitude more money. It is basically a poor tax masquerading as an environmental policy.

      Those garbage bags are made using recycled plastic, they use a very little material per bag) and they don't have to be emblazoned with logos and so on, which further reduces their environmental impact. How do you think the shopping bags got to the store? They don't just magically appear. And no, they are not actually more expensive per bag.

      Wrong, for so many reasons:

      • The average disposable shopping bag is about .5 mil. Trash bags start at .7 mil and go up to 1.4. So to begin with, they're more material, which makes them more expensive to manufacture.
      • For the last couple of years, recycled plastic actually costs more than new plastic, not less, so even if it were the same amount of material, it would be more expensive.
      • Shopping bags are packed flat on top of one another in quantities of hundreds or thousands. They have near perfect packing density. Trash bags are rolled up and placed in a small cardboard box. So at least 21.5% of the volume is wasted, plus any additional air space, plus space between boxes, plus the volume of the box material itself, plus any wasted space at the edges of the pallet caused by the boxes not fitting perfectly, plus any wasted height caused by the pallets not extending to the ceiling. And the box adds weight, too.
      • Shopping bags are usually bought by the store in bulk quantities directly from the bag manufacturer. They cost under a cent even in small-business quantities (say, 10,000 bags) through wholesale channels. By contrast, when individuals buy trash bags, they typically buy them at retail prices, which brings the cost up about twelve cents per bag, typically. That's more than an order of magnitude, and that's before you factor in the additional savings that chain stores get when they buy them via continuous, high-volume deliveries directly from the manufacturer.

      What are you even on about? Plastic cutlery is the root cause. If it wasn't there, we wouldn't have to spend time and resources cleaning it up.

      It seems you just want to jump onto any random issue in order to fire off an ill-conceived anti-government rant.

      No, it isn't the root cause. If you have banana peels littering the streets, the banana peels aren't the root cause. Why would plastic be any different? Sure, plastic single-use utensils aren't ideal, but the fact remains that if government-hired garbage crews don't screw up and leave garbage out everywhere, almost none of them will end up in the oceans. It isn't the lack of biodegrading that causes them to be in the oceans. That just makes them stick around longer, which makes the poor garbage pickup a bigger problem than it otherwise would be.

      You're blaming the half-full gas can in the closet instead of the person who lit the curtains on fire....

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    50. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      The average disposable shopping bag is about .5 mil. Trash bags start at .7 mil and go up to 1.4. So to begin with, they're more material, which makes them more expensive to manufacture.

      OK, you're talking about the thin and stupidly flimsy shopping bags that tear if you as much as look at them wrong. I'm talking about the bags that can actually hold weight and have handles that don't tear off if you put 2g too much weight in the bag.

      No, it isn't the root cause. If you have banana peels littering the streets, the banana peels aren't the root cause.

      No, the people throwing the garbage are the problem. And since we seem to be unable to make people not be lazy fucks, we have to change the garbage they throw, to at least not be stupidly damaging to the environment.

      Blaming the garbage collectors for the trash people throw in the street is insane.

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    51. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      By reducing as much as we can, we lessen the load on the garbage crews, making their jobs easier, making them less likely to miss some trash.

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    52. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Yes, my ideal solution is to reduce our consumption of future trash as much as humanly possible. If packaging is never produced, it will never become trash. Why is toothpaste in a plastic tube, inside cardboard, wrapped in plastic? There's no reason for it.

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    53. Re:Wouldn't the solution be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an idiotic commenter......
      Yes, ban plastic.
      But, please don't replace it with more plastic like California did.
      And, Yes! They should force everyone to buy non plastic bags at the grocery store. Many natural fiber alternatives exist. Sure, it doesn't cost $ .005 like the plastic ones, but that's the point. Or, at least, it should be. If the cotton bag cost $12.00, then maybe they will take care of it and actually reuse it, unlike the bags at the store now.

  28. good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one support any measure to reduce plastic waste. Tired of seeing this shit all over the place.

  29. Re:This is why countries are bugging out on Brusse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just take a minute and read what you typed. Just because you can't see the plastic floating on the surface doesn't make it magically non-polluting, taking that argument forwards would make it fine to dump barrels of nuclear waste in the mid-Atlantic provided they were weighted down with concrete.

  30. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Already have similar in some UK cities, Bristol for example;

    https://www.bristol.gov.uk/bins-recycling/clean-streets-enforcement-campaign

    And the tickets don't come cheap.

  31. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    People ultimately need to be held responsible for proper disposal and/or recycling of materials and consumables they are consuming.

    That's more expensive, more work, and less likely to be enforced. It makes sense to place the onus in a centralized place where it's actually enforceable. Companies are made to be held responsible for all kinds of things consumers do for this reason, and it makes sense if your only goal is to actually solve a problem and not wring your hands about how to evenly divide accountability or blame.

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  32. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Jbcarpen · · Score: 1

    In order for the measures to work, you actually need to hold both the manufacturer and the consumer liable. It doesn't matter if the producer has a facility that can recycle their products with 95% yield, if the consumer throws it in the trash instead of the recycle bin it's still going to end up in a landfill.

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  33. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Another vote opposing justice.

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  34. Re: Congratulations Europe by Miamicanes · · Score: 0

    And what makes you think the kids (or at least, the grandkids) of today's Muslim immigrants will be any more religious than an average European Catholic, Protestant, or Jew is today? Kids naturally rebel against their parents' beliefs... and the more over-the-top the parents are, the more forcefully their kids push back (and the less likely the kids will be to drift back towards their parents' religious beliefs as adults).

    The future of Europe is a mundane, mostly token semi-religion that might as well be called "Chrislam"... the bland subset of Christianity & Islam that mostly overlap, ignores esoteric doctrine, and can be generally summed up as, "there's one God, a man who believed himself to be (and might... or might not... have been) the son of God was crucified by the Romans, and a guy many view as a prophet came later & said, "oops, Jesus was probably just confused... he was a good man who died for a noble cause, but the actual savior hasn't arrived yet. Don't lie, steal, or kill except for self-defense."

    200 years from now, Ramadan will be as relevant to the daily lives of Europeans as Lent is now (ie, parental disapproval for openly flouting, but nobody REALLY cares).

    Al-Eid will be a totally commercialized gift-giving holiday that'll take on the theme of whatever current holiday it's within a few weeks of. Late November to early January? It'll mark the start or end of the commercial Christmas-AlEid season. Autumn? Halloween-themed decorations, gifts appropriate for kids starting new school year. Summer? It'll come into its own & be treated like "Christmas in July". Spring? Easter-themed.

    That's not to say that Catholics, Protestants, Shiites, Sunnis, etc. will disappear... they'll just be viewed as more extreme and uncompromising sects of ChrIslam (the way Americans view fire-breathing Evangelicals).

  35. Sounds great by OrangeTide · · Score: 0

    As long as I don't get a email notices for the next two weeks about some new regulations on the other side of the world that don't effect me.

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    1. Re:Sounds great by DogDude · · Score: 2

      What in the fuck does that even mean? You don't think that using less plastic is a good idea if you somehow get emails related to it?

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    2. Re:Sounds great by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It's a [joking] reference to GDPR and all the emails non-Europeans are getting about it.

      And I don't have a problem with using plastic. But it should be disposed of properly or recycled.

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  36. Re:Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Tommy Robinson" is NOT a journalist by any stretch of the imagination, just an islamaphobe.

    So, you're saying the trials never happened, and no girls were ever harmed?

    If it happens, it needs to be reported.

  37. Blah blah blah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In economy, you always start with the activity that has the highest marginal product. That way you maximize your output for a given amount of inputs. If you're serious about environment, you start with the worst offenders. Even if Europe paid for the cleaning up Asia or Africa, that would probably be still the most beneficial scenario.

    Blah blah blah...the other guy goes first and here are my pseudo-intellectual reasons.

  38. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teenagers don't get horny until 12:01 AM on their 18th birthday, you paedophile.

  39. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hold parents responsible for the behaviour of their children

    So when I see a kid throw plastic crap in the park, I should call 911 so they can find his parents and write a ticket ?

    Nope, you should flag it on your Socialization Monitoring Network and the parents should be penalized with six hours of communal labor.

  40. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have them be washable. Metal forks/knives/spoons, give glasses that are reusable without straws. If it isn't clean enough to put my lips on, I'm not drinking out of it, straw or not.

  41. Then do K-cups by RobinH · · Score: 0

    One of the biggest sources of ridiculous plastic is K-cups. I bought a re-usable stainless steel insert that works quite well, and I can put bulk coffee grounds in it, but the number of those K-cups society must be putting in the landfill every day is staggering.

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    1. Re:Then do K-cups by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      What's a K-cup? (Seriously, yes, I know.) I just use an electric kettle and a Bodum press, makes better coffee than silly little Keurig machines. And is 100% washable, unlike the tiny passages in a drip machine, so there's no place for biofilm to grow.

    2. Re:Then do K-cups by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Rather than futz with a k-cup reusable insert, I just use an espresso maker and put in the coffee of my choice. The one I have fits a full size mug and is inexpensive and quick.

  42. drive everywhere! for the planet?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just keep bags in your car. Just keep utensils in your car. Right.

    So if you have a car, drive it everywhere so you have all the stuff you need for little things like shopping and eating. And if you don't have a car, "environmentalists" are going to make your life more and more difficult until you break down and get one.

    Rather counter-productive if these bans have anything to do with trying to save the planet. It's almost as if people are going on a power trip using any flimsy pretext they can find...

  43. Eat With Hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Europeans are already dirty eaters.

  44. Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by bettodavis · · Score: 1

    Because such things exist. Instead of an intrusive ban on a convenient and sometimes useful item.

    My perception here is that the EU politicians seem to be all too happy to simply ban things all over the community, because the activists in Brussels don't like them and because they can.

    1. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      European regulations tend to be more common-sense, and less nanny-state than the US

      So, could you direct me to a good memorabilia shop in Germany where I could purchase some old Wermacht pins?

      Or what about domestic UK media coverage of the ongoing trial of the child grooming ring? Or better yet, domestic UK media coverage of the reporter that was arrested for covering the trial?

      I think we have very different ideas of "common sense".

    2. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      domestic UK media coverage

      That will occur once reporting restrictions are removed, which will be after the trial has concluded.

      It's called assuring a fair trial, you should try adopting the idea.

    3. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      By "Reporter" do you mean hate-group leader Tommy Robinson? He was arrested for standing outside the court shouting at jurors and trying to undermine the trial. He was already warned by the court that if he did that he'd be arrested, so he turned up and carried on, then started crying when the court did what they told him they'd do. He is no journalist, and was not engaged in journalism.

      And you can buy all the German military stuff you want in Germany (as long as it's not a functioning weapon). You can't then dress up in it and march down the street harassing people.

      Your idea of common sense doesn't include being factually correct, it seems. That might explain your confusion.

    4. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by OneAhead · · Score: 1

      Whereas, in the US, cops harass, fine, paper-check, even jail people for having a beer on the beach (perfectly normal in most of Europe).

      You forgot "beat up".

    5. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Yep -- cops shouldn't have been harassing people on the beach in the first place. They were both likely horrible to each other, but the situation wouldn't have arisen if they weren't out on dune buggies harassing and fining the public. Hope they're fired and lose their chance to ever work in NJ law enforcement again. And no, I don't care that they were "jest doin' their jerbs". Their "jerbs" shouldn't exist as we know them now.

    6. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      (1) Germany: why should incitement to hatred and genocide be allowed? Not being able to march around in Nazi regalia doesn't affect anyone normal, and knowing the history, it can be seen as threatening. Think of it as US incitement laws.

      (2) UK media coverage: ever thought that the victims have a right to protection and anonymity?

    7. Re:Biodegradable straws and disposable cutlery? by Mashiki · · Score: 0

      By "Reporter" do you mean hate-group leader Tommy Robinson? He was arrested for standing outside the court shouting at jurors and trying to undermine the trial.

      The full video doesn't show that. The fact that there is no mention of his arrest, they scrubbed all court dockets in the area, and have a publication ban on it is far more telling at just how authoritarian the UK is.

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  45. Re:Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So he deserved to get arrested for the crime of pointing out that Muslims like raping kids a whole lot and that politicians enable it. What a monster.

  46. Not news for nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Fuck off.

  47. i like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many countries in Europe has deposit system for plastic bottles. When you buy s soft drink few cents are added to a price. You can get this money back when you give this bottle back to a recycling automata. USSR had same system for glass bottles and jars. Wine, beer, milk, kefir - all was sold in certain kind of bottles. Standard beer bottle cost 20 kopecks (junior engineer salary was 140roubles for comparison) so it was strong incentive to give back bottles.
    I applaud this incentive - I am horrified about how much unnecessary plastic garbage I create with just buying food. I can pay a little more.

    1. Re:i like it by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Many US states have the same thing -- it's 5 or 10 cents per bottle, so the ratio to income is much lower than in Russia. Typically, people don't bother it, but the homeless/poor pick up bottles off the street to return in bulk.

    2. Re:i like it by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      They need to raise the deposit fee, it has not kept up with inflation at all (it was implemented what, 25 years ago?). I find it hard to justify washing and returning the bottles and cans for a nickel, and usually just toss them in my regular recycling (which I suspect just goes to landfill anyway). 20 cents per container should be good for the next 2 decades or so. They should also stop specifying based on what is inside the container - why is iced tea and powerade deposit-free while similar containers for soda and water have the fee?

      As an aside, Quebec has fees that vary based on container (nickel for a small can, dime for a glass bottle, 20 cents for a large can).

  48. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I don't like, from the end of this article, is the other part of the EU proposal. Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please?

    Think of it as a tax of sorts, a hands-off means to steer companies away from the nasty plastic stuff and towards something cleaner. Experience shows that this is much more effective than preaching good manners and civic virtues.

  49. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Already have similar in some UK cities, Bristol for example

    I've heard of parents being slapped with an asbo due to the behaviour of their children. I can't say I fully disapprove.

  50. When they outlaw plastic knives... by PaulBu · · Score: 1

    ... Only outlaws will have plastic knives! :)

    Paul B.

    1. Re:When they outlaw plastic knives... by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Then use wooden knives!

      I carve my knives from wood, using steel. They actually work for dinner when camping.

      And once covered in the blood and fat of an animal (more a piece of it, but we raised cows, chickens, and pigs and such when I was a kid, for food) that I'm consuming, they burn nice as well.

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  51. Because it's easier to take a top down approach by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    It's much easier to police a few dozen manufacturers (given how mega conglomerates work it's not very many) than millions and millions of individuals.

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  52. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Conventional plastics degrade/release the chemicals very very slowly, causing very little actual chemical harm to the environment.

    Um, No.

    Also, your definition of biodegradable

    "Biodegradable" means that the chemicals in the product are released into the environment quickly.

    seems a little too conveniently crafted for supporting your thesis.

    I think this one is a bit more accurate

  53. Re:This is why countries are bugging out on Brusse by Wulf2k · · Score: 1

    Making it heavier than water would actually make plastic pollution much less of a problem. Plastic things would sink to the bottom and stay pretty much motionless until they broke up into nothing.

    The main problem with plastics now is how much the pieces disperse.

    Sure, it's still not 'great', and it wouldn't be very pretty, but it would have less of an impact.

  54. It would be great if... by EzInKy · · Score: 0

    ...the U.S. would subscribe to protecting our environment as much as our European neighbors did. Unfortunately, we are stuck with Mr. "Screw Everybody" Trump as President.

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  55. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    If there are consequences for manufacturers then there are incentives to change. E.g using glass bottles instead of plastic is penalty free. It becomes the better option and there is nothing to leach into your drink...

    Currently offering products in glass bottles instead of plastic would build market share. People want to do something to reduce their contribution to plastic waste.

  56. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It used to be an adult could chastise any child, and the parents would at least be understanding, if not supportive. Today's helicopter, hands-off parents, though, will sue you as soon as you so much look cross-eyed at a misbehaving child.

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  57. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on whether it's biodegradable plastic or bioplastic. The ladder is made from actual plants and isn't that common (PLA) as the biodegradable plastics, but they are at least non toxic, but create other problems, like the amount of land used to actual grow the corn to produce them instead of traditional plastic.

  58. "quacks" ... like the entirety of the unamerican w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pathetic blackeyer is pathetic.

    You're like an anticonspiracy theorist. Nuts like a conspiracy theorist, but siding *with* the herd owers, due to a natural mollusc-like spinelessness.

  59. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

    It's pretty basic. Currently manufacturers are not responsible for the costs of disposing of their products.

    They aren't the ones disposing of their products, so it seems reasonable that they aren't responsible for consumers who dispose of them inappropriately.

    They can make them as toxic and environmentally problematic as they want

    I think a spate of people dying from using toxic plastic forks would be noticed and something would be done. They notice toxic shellfish outbreaks, and toxic salad greens.

    unjust but the rest of us find it equally unjust that private profit making companies can drown us in plastic garbage,

    If you are drowning in plastic garbage, talk to your neighbors. They're the ones disposing of things incorrectly.

  60. Boba/Bubble Tea? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    Always served in a plastic cup, with a plastic lid and a large plastic straw that is wrapped in what else? Plastic. (Unlike normal straws which come most often in a paper wrapper.

    This is gonna kill the SanFrancisco Bay Area economy.

    1. Re:Boba/Bubble Tea? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Boba Tea is toxic shit anyway...
      http://www.nydailynews.com/lif...

      Care for a side of PCBs aka transformer oil?

  61. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    E.g using glass bottles instead of plastic is penalty free.

    Other than the dangers to the public from broken glass where a plastic bottle would not have caused injury, maybe. The cost of shipping heavy glass instead of plastic is also a penalty.

    Currently offering products in glass bottles instead of plastic would build market share. People want to do something to reduce their contribution to plastic waste.

    People want convenience. That's why plastic bottles are so popular. Manufacturers would not use them if people didn't buy them. People can already buy glass instead of plastic if they choose; clearly they don't choose.

    Just one example: people want the convenience of portable potable water. Thus, the thousands of brands and types of water in plastic bottles. Converting all those into glass bottles makes them a lot less convenient. They will break instead of bounce when dropped, they're heavier. They're bulkier. They're less convenient.

    Now, you may not care about portable potable water being convenient, so you'll just toss off a flippant "so what?" as a response to all of that, but for the people who care it makes a difference.

    As for wanting to do something about plastic waste, they already do. They expect the company that picks up their trash to deal with it. That's why they pay the trash company. The trash company can make 10 cents a bottle locally by pulling bottles from the trash stream -- the fact that they don't do it isn't my fault.

  62. "would make all the quacks stop complaining about" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off, it's BISPHENOL-A and it's an endocrine disrupting pseudohormone causing lowered sperm counts, "spade penis" and other cancers and issues in a plethora. So "quacks" aren't against it, human biology is, you fucking illiterate.

  63. Re: Congratulations Europe by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

    Massive inbreeding and an inferiority complex. As long as they have to compete economically with whites they'll retreat into crime, fundamentalist religion and raping white girls. The low IQ ones will pull the high IQ ones with them into the abyss with them, in times of crisis the fundamentalists always win in Islam.

    I think the most likely future scenario is massive white flight to Eastern Europe, Canada, US, Oz, NZ ... followed by economic collapse in western Europe and an ISIS style hunt on the remaining whites not smart enough to escape in time.

  64. Re: Congratulations Europe by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0

    Stop drinking Faux Noose agitprop KoolAid like it's water. You might get diabeetus.

  65. Watch this and educate yourself by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1
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  66. What they want to target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banned
    - plastic cotton buds
    - cutlery
    - plates
    - straws
    - drink stirrers
    - sticks for balloons
    Must reduce
    - food containers
    - drinks cups
    Industry must pay for the processing
    - food containers
    - packets and wrappers (such as for crisps and sweets)
    - drinks containers and cups
    - tobacco products with filters (such as cigarette butts=
    - wet wipes
    - balloons
    - lightweight plastic bags
    Recycle
    - collect 90% of single-use plastic drinks bottles by 2025
    Labeling to indicate how to recycle
    - sanitary towels
    - wet wipes
    - balloons
    And more stuff about incentives for people and industry, measures to reduce fishing gear waste etc.

  67. Re: Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an article about plastics not about religions.

  68. Be suspicious - a few points by FeelGood314 · · Score: 2

    1) Most of the plastic in the oceans is from China, India and third world countries where rivers are often used for garbage disposal. Our concern for the environment is completely alien to some cultures.*
    2) Straws can't be washed so they have to be disposable
    3) Straws are small, there mass is negligible, same with plastic grocery bags. As a percentage of your yearly waste I doubt they make 0.5%
    4) Be very suspicious of anyone pushing these bans. They are likely virtue signalling and care more about appearing to be doing something than actually doing it.

    *To be fair though do to our significantly higher wealth and consumption means our damage to the environment is many times more.

    1. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by mishehu · · Score: 1

      Straws can't be reusable? Funny, I have a bag of reusable straws here. I have a special straw brush for cleaning them too. These aren't the super-thin McDonald's kind of straws - they're actually significantly thicker. But they can be purchased at Walmart, Target, and Amazon...

    2. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Can you really say with a straight face that your country cares more about the enviroment than some other country when you ship your garbage to those countries to dispose? Because all you are doing is offloading the problem for someone else to deal with, while fully knowing what the problem is. It's like when the manufacturing of dangerous pesticides is banned in the US of A so the company moves the factory to India and in the middle of the night the odourless gas seeps out and wipes out the entire village.

      Either ban something for good or don't give the problem to some other country to deal with and then act like youre somehow better than they are when their garbage disposal problem becomes a much bigger problem because you have been sending them yours.

    3. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      4) Be very suspicious of anyone pushing these bans. They are likely virtue signalling

      Be very suspicious f anyone using the phrase "virtue signalling", they are likely a fuckwit with an axe to grind.

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    4. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Straws can't be washed so they have to be disposable

      I realise that as an American, this concept is going to be threatening to you, but they actually don't have to be made at all. I mean there would probably be a call for a few to be made medically, to cater to the tiny number of people that genuinely are physically unable to drink from a glass, but that would be it.

      If any non-disabled Americans felt unable to drink liquid without the use of a straw, I would be more that happy for them to die of thirst.

      I would also suggest that the reason you need to use a straw is that you and your fellow countrymen are big fucking babies.

    5. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Not relevant. It's about what *we* can do. Maybe it's not a lot seen in relation to the total amount, but every bit counts. And if you look at absolute numbers, I'm pretty damned sure it's still a significant contribution we can eliminate.
      2. You know, straws were a thing before plastic? They used to be made from waxed paper. I'm sure we can come up with some suitable replacement.
      3. See point 1.
      4. Be extremely suspicious of anyone yammering about "virtue signaling"; They are likely total assholes who like being assholes. They'll do and say anything if it enables them to keep being assholes.

    6. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Most of the plastic in the oceans is from China, India and third world countries where rivers are often used for garbage disposal. Our concern for the environment is completely alien to some cultures.*

      2) Straws can't be washed so they have to be disposable

      3) Straws are small, there mass is negligible, same with plastic grocery bags. As a percentage of your yearly waste I doubt they make 0.5%

      All verifiable (probably) as true or false.

      4) Be very suspicious of anyone pushing these bans. They are likely virtue signalling and care more about appearing to be doing something than actually doing it.

      Citation, please?

    7. Re:Be suspicious - a few points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called baby steps. They might be a small percentage of an individuals consumption, but on whole they represent a massive amoint of plastic that isnt being discarded. Moreover, they are anothet step on the road toward getting normal people to not waste so much plastic which is clogging our ecosystems and making its way in to our water supply as it is ground down in to microplastic.

      This is a good thing and it being skeptical of it doesnt show some deep Machivalian intelligence about what's really going on.

  69. Yay American Express by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about plastic credit cards? Amex Platinum will be the only one left.

  70. Re: Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as an islamaphobe. Phobias refer to the irrational fear of things but there is every reason to fear the damaging impact of third workd islam on civilization

  71. why not go after the source of the problem? by dk20 · · Score: 1

    all those people who litter.. start with fines, community service, or something.. as an added bonus places will look nicer without garbage all over the place.

  72. Banning the object, maybe a losing battle by oldgraybeard · · Score: 1

    so people just continue to throw their trash where ever they want. Seems like a losing battle to me. With their actions having no effect on the real problem, except maybe changing the nature of the trash everywhere, maybe what they are trying to do. I suppose if degrades faster that could have some effect. The piles might be smaller.

    Just my 2 cents ;)

  73. Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean Nats by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 2

    As of 2017, 60% of ocean plastic pollution was generated by China, Indonesia, the Philippines, Vietnam, and Sri Lanka, in that order, with China vastly outdoing the others. No EU country is within the top 20, which would indicate a very minuscule amount of plastic waste leaking into the oceans. If European governments want to waste a massive amount of resources to worry about this, the pollution generated is going to be more overall, not less.

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  74. We're all just following Ogden Nash's example. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I eat my peas with honey;
    I've done it all my life.
    It makes the peas taste funny,
    But it keeps them on the knife.

  75. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to ban this stuff because China is no longer accepting European garbage. That's the only reason for this ban, because they don't want it piling up in their landfills.

  76. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by GodWasAnAlien · · Score: 1

    > Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please?

    Ultimately the producer of the product is the producer of the resulting waste.

    Having a direct connection between the producer and the overall impact of the resulting waste would naturally cause the producer to manufacture in a way that lead to less waste.

    Consider soda companies and the glass bottle to plastic bottle transition long ago.
    And consider the impact of waste generation from that transition.

    Who was responsible for the increase in waste generation. Of course the company and perhaps you may argue that it is the individual is responsible
    But, with no burden on the producer, they have no incentive to create products that result in less waste. The burden to clean up the mess falls on the government and ultimately the taxpayer.
    States like CA pay the consumer to recycle the bottle, because otherwise they have to pay to clean it up. It would make sense for a government to place at least some of that burden on the producer.

    Otherwise, companies will only head towards the cheapest manufacturing process, and any resulting change in overall waste is simply and externality that is out of their concern.

  77. Yes this makes sense. by The_Dougster · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely no reason a spork couldn't be made out of recycled horse shit, pressed, steamed, sterilized, and be better in every way than a crappy plastic version. Somebody is thinking.

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  78. Re: Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    200 years from now Europe will be entirely brown so who cares?
    Conquest through illegal immigration.

  79. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by youngone · · Score: 1

    Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please?

    Because the manufacturers are profiting from the supply of the garbage, but society has to pay to have it cleaned up, regardless of where it is thrown after use.
    Another example of private profits and socialised costs.

  80. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    Funny how most beers wines and spirits are sold in glass bottles or cans, the exception tends to be cheap cider.

    Back when I was a lad the fizzy drinks bottles were glass with a deposit on them and the kids would bring them back and usually buy a few sweets with the money. Milk got delivered in glass bottles and you put the empty bottles out and they got taken back to the dairy cleaned and reused. It worked well.

    These days the primary soft drink brands are essentially coca cola and pepsi and very profitable, shifting back to glass would probably make a small difference in costs per bottle.
    If they shifted back to glass it would make a huge dent in the amount of plastic bottles being made and thrown away.

    In Ireland you pay for your waste to be taken away but you can choose to recycle bottles and cans for free. often supermarkets host the bottle and can banks. When you think about it a lot of plastic is for the connivence of super markets. Your local butcher or green grocer would package in grease proof paper and paper bags.
    At least this biodegrades.
             

  81. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible clean by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

    I thought that was why the 18th birthday was such a big deal. Then, when I turned 18 (in 1977) nothing different happened. I guess my nerdiness is an incurable ailment.

  82. Re:This is why countries are bugging out on Brusse by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    YOU read what I typed: we're better off if plastic waste falling into the water stays near its source, identifying where it came from, rather than turning up anonymously in the ocean.

  83. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes banning the things that make up 70% of the problem seems smart. Let us also ban the things that make up 95% of the terrorist attacks!

  84. Reusanle vs disposable by rossdee · · Score: 1

    Reusable dining ware isn't really environment friendly.

    In order to properly clean and sterilize stuff these days you have to use a lot of energy ( hotter than boiling water) and chemicals.

    And paper straws that don't bend are not going to work for residents in bed.

  85. Plastic Bags by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    Wrong target if you wanna reduce plastic waste. Plastic utensils are a minute portion of the problem, and probably a good exception.

    If they were being realistic, they'd be targeting plastic wrappers, bottles, containers and *BAGS*, like trash bags, leaf bags, etc. These are your big ticket plastic waste items, not utensils.

    It takes a special kind of stupid to single out utensils while leaving the big contributors unmentioned.

    1. Re:Plastic Bags by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      You actually need to reuse your cotton shopping bag more than 500 times to bring its environmental impact below that of single-use plastic bags. Cotton is horrible resource-intensive to grow and process.

      The best balance is something like an Ikea shopping bag, made from cheap recycled plastic and ridiculously durable. I've been using mine as laundry bags for decades.

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    2. Re:Plastic Bags by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

      Bottles are already regulated, there is a return fee scheme so hobos keep the streets clean of bottles, that has been in place since.. forever really.
      Since few years ago plastic bags are also regulated, shops are not allowed to hand them out for free around here so people actually use lot less of them, shops are also required to offer alternatives like paper bags or reusable shopping bags made of cloth. Not quite sure if these alternatives are actually environmentally better, but in any case people do use less plastic bags.

    3. Re:Plastic Bags by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 1

      What I've heard is that hobos often slice open your garbage bags and dump out your trash cans in search of plastic bottles. That could lead to more trash entering the watershed instead of the landfill, exacerbating the problem.

  86. Alternatives? by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    So where are the alternatives to plastic items? Especially in the food storage and trash bag departments. Do we really have anything in the pipeline to address these two huge contributors to plastic waste?

    What about those 'to go' boxes almost every restaurant in America use, the plastic Styrofoam things?

    Basically what I'm trying to point out is, if there is no alternatives to the plastics we're using NOW, they will continue to be used until alternatives are as good or better than what we have now, regardless of the waste impact. Humans don't think like that.

  87. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Cederic · · Score: 4, Informative

    I must admit I'm entirely fucking bewildered by the number of people that seem to need to drink out of a straw.

    At least there are now adult sippy cups available, and the branding on them is clever too - 'sports bottle' almost sounds mature.

  88. Our local Coop uses compostable utensils by Wild_dog! · · Score: 1

    I think they are plastic, but they are allegedly compostable. We toss the spoons and forks in with the composts.

    Not sure all plastics need to be banned from cutlery. But I am not an expert

  89. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Now, you may not care about portable potable water being convenient, so you'll just toss off a flippant "so what?" as a response to all of that, but for the people who care it makes a difference.

    No, I'll continue to use and re-use the metal bottles that I own.

    It's not the 14th century any more, we've progressed past 'wineskin'.

  90. It is about "take out" by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that a fundamental aspect is "take out" food. Plastic forks and straws used inside the restruant aren't the problem.

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    1. Re: It is about "take out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. These fat lazy obese pigs are to blame.

    2. Re:It is about "take out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take out food is eaten at home or work, where you would have your own utensils.

      It's a non-issue.

    3. Re:It is about "take out" by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1
      Okay, it's "to go".

      Somehow, the forks and staws are getting out of the resturuant.

      I don't know what solution to propose, but fast-food "to go" seems to account for a lot of the plastic litter; I don't know about the plastic that is getting into the oceans.

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    4. Re:It is about "take out" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% of all fast food is eaten with your bare hands and don't require utensils.

    5. Re:It is about "take out" by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

      Fast food "to go" certainly accounts for a lot of straws. And containers, which are sometimes plastic, sometimes paper/foil or other not-straight-paper.

      They don't do a lot of forks by proportion of what they sell, but they do sell a lot - it adds up to a lot of forks... but I don't know about proportions compared to other sources, like.... what? bringing a plastic fork to work for lunch?

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    6. Re: It is about "take out" by houghi · · Score: 2

      In Getmany I went to apublic place, bought a beer in a plastic cup. Paid 1 eur extra and got that back when i gave back my plastic cup. Yes that will be harder than just throwing it wherever you feel like. Even harder than throwing it into a bin.

      Throwing things into a bin does not work as we are trying that now.

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    7. Re: It is about "take out" by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1

      There seems to be a lot less litter on the streets now than when I was a kid in the 1960s. In the car, it was, "Put the candy wrapper out the window, honey."

      And when 7-11s appeared (in Canada) about 1970, the ground was covered with candy wrappers for half a block radius.

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  91. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Delaware sure, not sure in other states.

  92. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by thogard · · Score: 1

    Straws are common because of the common take away cup need the plastic top for its structural integrity. Mc Donnalds did quite a bit of research with Lily-Tulip (Ray Kroc's former boss) to develop what is currently used world wide. While they are thinner now than they used to be, they usually can hold their liquid in when tipped over if the lid is properly put on and not punctured with a straw. One of the early requirements was that glasses that were dropped from table height didn't cause too much of a mess.

  93. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can find it unjust all you want, but you do not have the right to "force" you ideas on others. You might think your idea of the unjust is better, then convince us with reason not compulsion. When you need force behind your ideas to make them work, they by definition are not better.

    You people always think force is OK now for my ideas, but what the next guy who wants to go one step further than you and thinks his just ideas are better, are you happy for him to enforce his ideas? Once you give over to the idea force is OK to compel your ideas into practice you give licence to tyrants.

    In terms of this let me tell you how you change this without force, you convince people.... everyone to not buy it unless it has proper disposal built in. Ohhh wait that is hard... yes, it needs to be hard to prevent tyranny. Only a good ideas agreed to by everyone get practiced.

    I guess you are thinking when has tyranny ever occurred.... answer everywhere in the world. 99% of human history is living under a tyrant, you are lucky enough to live under the constitution which has shielded you from the worst of it and now you complain at how hard it is to get your way with other peoples lives not the remotest bit grateful you don't live in the many "socialist paradises".

    Good luck pinko.

  94. Re: Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IQ is inheritable. So is impulsive, criminal tendencies.

    Letting low iq, violent hordes into Europe with hostile culture is NOT a good idea unless you want your culture buried and plundered.

  95. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sure it's not to get rid of knives because of their recent stabbing spate with the mass immigration?

  96. Re: Congratulations Europe by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 1

    We'll run the experiment and see, well not me ... but you maybe if you're young.

  97. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the taxpayer needs to clean that up. We can pretend it's not an issue when someone makes and sells something we *know* gets misused, but that's the reality. e.g. if some product blows your hand off if you don't use it properly, the manufacturer cannot just say "well that's the buyer's problem". The same with known litter issues.

  98. The EU always does this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The EU is taking bold action and trying to do something about plastic waste, while everyone else is refusing to acknowledge there is a problem. The first implementation will be imperfect, but they will learn and refine. Then later everyone will copy them once the pain points are solved. See subsidized windmills, feed in tariffs, banning of incandescent bulbs, lead free solder, etc, etc. The latest fun is the new privacy law, which I can tell you from personal experience, is a real bitch. But it is only the first iteration and privacy IS a problem.

    In sum, the EU is pulling the world into the future kicking and screaming. They use legislation to spur innovation. And it works.

  99. Overblown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is too far, plastics may prevent global warming by sequestering fossil fuels. If the oil is locked up as plastic it canâ(TM)t be CO2 in our atmosphere.

  100. Why is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not enough tech news in the world?

  101. Metal in less environmentally friendly on planes. by stooo · · Score: 1

    Some airlines have metal in Economy. Swiss, for example.
    But transporting metal cutlery actually consumes more oil than the oil needed for making and transporting the plastic one.
    -> Metal in less environmentally friendly on planes.

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  102. India to quit dumping in fields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In India they are paid to not dump in the street

  103. Re: Congratulations Europe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox news is bad enough, but the lies of omission from the MSM is even worse. What he described is real enough and happening and can be confirmed by anybody with 2 ears to hear and 2 eyes to see and basic google skills.

  104. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    They aren't the ones disposing of their products, so it seems reasonable that they aren't responsible for consumers who dispose of them inappropriately.

    If you are drowning in plastic garbage, talk to your neighbors. They're the ones disposing of things incorrectly.

    Not really, no. The manufacturers are selling this stuff to humans. We know how humans behave. Wishing that humans behaved in some sort of ideal way isn't going to fix anything. Wishing that people simply human better than they do is the ultimate failing of both libertarianism and communism.

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  105. Europe does not do glass of ice thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Europe, drinks do not have any ice by default. The glass full of ice is an American thing, in Europe they bring you a little ice if you ask for it, but generally they don't bring it to the table or in your cup.

  106. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Virtue doesn't scale. To make everyone do a good thing, restrict the bad alternatives.

  107. May? by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    Of course you MAY be talking out your arse by regurgitating a bunch of scaremongering designed to stop you reusing bottles, and therefore spending more and more on them and contributing to the basic problem.

    But hey, with all those MAYs, who can be sure.

  108. Re:Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean N by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's "leading by example" for our non-pathologically cynical readers.

  109. Re: Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanu by houghi · · Score: 1

    One does not exclude the other. It is also a lot more effective. Thegoal is to reduce waste and the most convinient wau is to make the companies responsible.

    And controling 100 manufacturors is a lot easier than checking 350MM peoplle.

    In Europe companies are not as holy and fragile that they need protection from the things they do. People are.
    What would otherwise happen? Nothing. Jere and there an individual might get a fine, but companies will push straws just to make money. The cleanup still needs to be done and suddenly everybody has to share the cost, except the companies who will now want straws in your cookies, because profit.

    When they have to pay, thecompany will either realize that they need to calculate the waste disposal into their price. Now prices increase just because of that. Companies like lower prices, so they find ways to reduce waste.

    So ot is better to have the party that makes the polution pay for the cleanup. And that still does not mean you can not punish others who litter as well.

    Starting at the end is treating the symptoms. Starting at the cause is like treating the problem. And if the companies don't like it, they can stop making those products.

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  110. Its called corruption. by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    Mostly this is due to massive over-regulation.
    In the old days it was OK for them to collect, wash, and reuse glass bottles for example.

    Then, almost certainly due to lobbying by the glass makers, it was decided that simple industrial washing it hot serializing solutions was just not enough.
    Somehow a bacterial could survive (ignoring the decades of evidence that they did not) and harm some poor soul! so regulations were put in place to
    require full 'reprocessing' of glass (in effect crushing, purifying, melting, recasting) to make it 'food safe' again, and THAT killed reuse.

    Because, ladies and gentlemen, that is how regulatory capture works, and companies pay WELL for such things to be put in place.

  111. Bamboo advocates kill pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bamboo advocates are panda killers

  112. Why? Because ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should the manufacturers be responsible

    Traditionally, companies have been allowed to make a profit by producing things that in one way or another have effects that society then has to spend time and money putting right - and by society, I mean tax payers. Pollution is one such thing, obesity is another - companies produce unnecessary packaging or other use-once items because it helps them make a bigger profit, and they make sure consumers have few alternatives; I don't think I have seen any drinks carton where you could choose between a plastic straw, a paper one, or none, just as one example. Same with obesity: producers of fatty/sugary snacks collude with supermarkets to sell these things in as large quantities as possible, which is why you always have trouble finding eg. a single chocolate bar, and if you do, it turns out that if you buy a 5-pack, it is only slightly more expensive - and of course, once you have 5, you up downing the lot rather quickly. All of these practices cost society dearly, which is why companies should have to pay for it, and regulation should be put into place to ban this kind of business practices, IMO.

  113. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm actually happy to see when a restaurant or coffee shop has utensils that are biodegradable. It's a great move.

    It's really not. I much prefer to see utensils that are locally recyclable, that is, made of metal or something else that can be washed and used again. With that all we need is environmentally friendly/biodegradable detergents, which is much easier to make.

  114. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are both right. Indeed, manufacturers in general offload costs to the environment and the tax payer. However, the GP is also correct in that a minority of the public is not really cooperating, and screwing the rest.

  115. About responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People ultimately need to be held responsible for proper disposal and/or recycling of materials and consumables they are consuming

    By which you mean 'punished', I assume. I think that is wrong - people should be MADE responsible, which is a different thing: we should all learn to choose to act responsibly, which implies learning what is responsible and understanding enough about the consequences of our actions, to be motivfated. Most people, from the poorest to the richest, would actually prefer to take care of the environment and live healthily, and many inaccurately think they do so, because they haven't quite got the facts right. So, it is all about education - and avoiding the deliberate misinformation produced by corporations with a vested interest.

    As for recycling: it is very far from being a solution to this problem. We over-produce things that add no real value to our lives, especially plastics, and the right solution is to stop producing them, simply.

  116. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    I burn all my plastic in a nice big pile bellowing lovely black smoke.
    Saves it ending up in the oceans. I throw away nothing. Job done.

    (Actually, I dont, and hate over packaging, and reuse everything I can, but just sayin..)
    (and BTW, ANYONE who uses nespresso et.al for coffee should NOT be allowed to complain about plastics pollution..)

  117. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by thesupraman · · Score: 1

    So, you are saying that anyone who supplies something to someone else should be responsible for their use of it 'because'?

    Can I borrow your car?

  118. Glass bottles take 1 million years to degrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you have a reference for your claim about the glass bottle turning back into sand?

    Here's one for you that states it takes a glass bottle 1 million years to degrade. Significantly longer than plastics.

    https://4ocean.com/blogs/blog/how-long-does-it-take-trash-to-biodegrade

    But glass doesn't float in water and won't get caught in some fish or whale/dolphin.

  119. Re:This is why countries are bugging out on Brusse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have to be pretty damned heavy to not move with currents etc. Not convenient. Besides it's a pretty damned stupid idea when you can make the problem in a more permanent way. You're aiming to solving any problems, you're just chasing symptoms.

  120. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many countries in the EU which already force manufacturers to take environmental responsibility for their products such as recycling aluminum cans and paper. The manufacturers in both cases usually own a company together which they pay for which encourages and makes it easier for the citizens to recycle.

  121. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, more shifting of personal responsibility. Typical SJW thinking. SJW is dumb enough to buy it, SJW can figure out how to dispose of it.

  122. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at it that way, every bottle (and every beverage can) is a "sippy cup".

    "sports bottles" are just the ones which you can open and close with your teeth and one hand, instead of using both hands.

  123. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please?

    Because otherwise you don't close the circle. Make manufactures accountable for the waste and you may see a startling trend, like things built to last, or actual recycling done rather than recycling collected and then given to some other manufacturer because we couldn't be bothered.

    Necessity is the mother of invention, ... or innovation. People by n large are very difficult to stop being jackarses, but watch how quickly things turn around when you affect the profits of those feeding the jackarseery.

  124. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    They aren't the ones disposing of their products, so it seems reasonable that they aren't responsible for consumers who dispose of them inappropriately.

    And by logical extension don't provide consumers with even the means creating a wonderful race to the bottom.

  125. Re:Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean N by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    As of 2017, 60% of ocean plastic pollution was generated by China, Indonesia, the Philippines, Vietnam, and Sri Lanka, in that order, with China vastly outdoing the others. No EU country is within the top 20, which would indicate a very minuscule amount of plastic waste leaking into the oceans. If European governments want to waste a massive amount of resources to worry about this, the pollution generated is going to be more overall, not less.

    Cool story bro. But it's not Chinese plastic that ends up in European landfills, dumped out at European beaches, in European rivers. It's not all about the ocean believe it or not, and a population of 750million people is able to do quite a bit of their damage without blaming someone else.

    What you call virtue signalling others call leading by example and doing right by their local environment. It'll be such a tragedy that the EU will have an affect on the 40% of waste not coming from the countries you list. Tragedy! /sarcasm

    If European governments want to waste a massive amount of resources to worry about this, the pollution generated is going to be more overall, not less.

    I take it you are Dutch? Because you must be smoking a lot of weed to come up with that conclusion.

  126. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should the manufacturers be responsible for preventing people from being jackasses and throwing their garbage wherever they please?

    Because you can't make people more responsible, (especially not those buying alcohol.)

    Mercury thermometers wouldn't be a problem if all disposed of them properly. But you can't get 100% on that score, so private mercury was outlawed. For that matter, private nukes wouldn't be a problem if all handled them responsible and according to law. But some will use them for suicides in crowded places - so no private nukes.

    Likewise for plastic items. People are not responsible, at least a few percent throw litter wherever they want. So no plastic cutlery then. Not much of a loss - these litter items aren't much good when new either.

    Also, replacement is easy. Most plastic can be replaced by some form of wooden or cardboard stuff. which may cost more than plastic, but still cheap. And nobody really need straws.

  127. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    So, you are saying that anyone who supplies something to someone else should be responsible for their use of it 'because'?

    So you're saying we should adopt your model where no one is responsible for anything especially if they're turning a profit?

    Did you say that? Who cares, if you're going to take extreme misreadings of my posts, why shouldn't I do the same?

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  128. Looks like they already recycled your 'be'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like they already recycled your 'be'.

  129. Most of the problem not from Western countries by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

    Increasingly, not a lot of plastic garbage in the sea actually comes from the US and first world countries, not by design in any case. This is increasingly true due to waste incineration used more and more which destroys the plastic., A lot of plastic floating around the pacific probably is coming from the dirtier and more careless countries such as Mexico, China and other Asian countries. I live near the US coast and rarely do I ever see plastic garbage in the water.

  130. Re:Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean N by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who can read this block of text and see sense in any of it?

    * We're not the biggest problem, so let's not do anything (I see this fallacy every time any government tries to do anything).
    * There is no way, cultural or mechanical, to produce environmentally friendly cutlery

  131. Since Rockefeller Has divested all oil interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Davey the douchebag is now finnally fucking dead, this makes perfect sense.

    If Rockefeller was still in oil this would not be allowed.

  132. Just thinking here... by Doctrinsograce · · Score: 1

    What about cigarette butts? I see tones of those all over the place? Besides, if they ban plastic cups and straws, I wonder if this will drive the people dependent on fast food extinct? Another ecosystem bites the dust.

  133. Stop with all the FUD by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    At most modern universities, and in many countries, we already have biodegradeable compostable utensils.

    They're easy to use.

    If you actually need a knife or fork, silverware works fine too: you just wash it.

    They're only replacing the easily broken plastic garbage utensils with stronger ones that biodegrade. Many of us wash those and reuse them too, but you can literally toss them into the compost bin and they will be broken down over time, as opposed to plastic, which is forever.

    And ever.

    "But they're expensive!" say the luddites. So was plastic until it became mainstream. The invisible hand of the marketplace adapts to all inputs. Produce them at scale and they're not expensive.

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  134. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Funny how most beers wines and spirits are sold in glass bottles or cans, the exception tends to be cheap cider.

    I don' t know why that is funny.

    I do know that the vast majority of consumers are not carrying heavy bottles of beer or wine around to stay hydrated. The market is different.

    Back when I was a lad

    Last week is not this week.

    If they shifted back to glass it would make a huge dent in the amount of plastic bottles being made and thrown away.

    If they shifted back to glass only there would also be a serious dent in sales. That's why they haven't done so. You claim it is all positives to do that, but the facts show otherwise. If it was such a win for the companies, they'd have switched back a long time ago. They'd be marketing as the environmentally friendly company. But there's some reason this doesn't happen, and the customers are the most likely culprit.

    In Ireland you pay for your waste to be taken away but you can choose to recycle bottles and cans for free.

    I don't live in Ireland. I pay for my trash to be dealt with. If I wanted to spend my time in a completely unproductive way, I could "recycle" my bottles and be paid for it, but not enough to make it worth my time. I'll let the trash company I PAY TO DEAL WITH TRASH deal with them.

    When you think about it a lot of plastic is for the connivence of super markets.

    I've thought about it and I do not see the same thing. By the way, the instruction to "think about it" is patently insulting. You think you're the only one who has ever thought about this?

  135. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    And by logical extension don't provide consumers with even the means creating a wonderful race to the bottom.

    Everything you can buy can be misused. Prohibit the sales of everything, because selling someone something just provides them a means of "creating a wonderful race to the bottom."

  136. Data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any real data, not provided by activists, that indicates the degree of the problem, its increase over time, and what the sources are of the materials?

    I suspect that the vast vast majority of plastic in the oceans comes from either lost fishing equipment or actual dumping from ships. In addition, for many many decades, some coastal cities, such as, er, New York, put their garbage on barges and dumped it at sea. How much ocean plastic pollution comes from garbage disposal practices that no longer occur, or that should be stopped?

    I think it is extremely unlikely that items like plastic straws handed out at Burger Glop, which mainly end up in landfills, somehow make it to the ocean.

    Meanwhile, real issues, like gross overfishing go on unchecked, while "environmental" activists worry about trivialities like soda straws.

  137. Re:Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean N by MSTCrow5429 · · Score: 1

    The US and EU combined contribute less than 3% of oceanic plastic waste. "Leading by example" is not sufficient if more resources are consumed and greater pollution is generated in the process, which will certainly be the case due to greater production, consumption, and transition costs; neither is "leading by example" by rich countries an an action seriously calculated to influence poor countries. A rise in wealth is both correlated with and causes an increase in environmentally concerned actions and policies; once people are no longer worried about food, shelter, etc., they will be more interested in their surrounding environs, and will hae the disposable income to attend to it. That the EU's proposed ban has no other virtue than virtue-signalling itself is made clear.

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  138. Re:This is why countries are bugging out on Brusse by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

    No there is a point here, ideally plastic doesn't make it to ocean, but when(not if) it does then sinking is better than swimming. Floating plastic stays in food-chain forever, stuff that sinks gets eventually covered in sediment and becomes a head scratcher for future geologists. Deep water also shields from UV degradation and reduces the micro-plastic problem and then there is the benefit that it doesn't float half way around the planet.
    Not an ideal solution perhaps, but it would improve the situation.

  139. dull knives are dangerous by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    if someone hurts themselves with sharp cutlery, there will be lawsuits.

    Isn't this backwards? I thought dull knives were supposed to be more dangerous than sharp ones because you have to apply more force which can cause the blade to slip?

    1. Re:dull knives are dangerous by arth1 · · Score: 1

      I thought dull knives were supposed to be more dangerous than sharp ones because you have to apply more force which can cause the blade to slip?

      True, when using them to actually cut with. But consider staff that aren't the brightest who carry the knives, put them in and take them out of dishwashers, and guests with kids they can't control. A risk of people grabbing the knife by the blade probably allows for a dull knife being safer, even though it's more dangerous in use.
         

  140. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm entirely fucking bewildered by the number of people that seem to need to drink out of a straw.

    Never been out running or hiking, have we?

  141. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    industry tends to be good at coming up with clever ways of solving sticky problems if profits are at stake

    In most of the world, they already solved it. By buying the laws to not make it mandatory for industries to be responsible for recycling their product.

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  142. Makeup industry by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Others have given some reasons, here is one more :

    Make-up industry is worth billions of dollars per year. Most of their product is not as smudge free as they want it to be.

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  143. Re:Manufacturers bear brunt of responsible cleanup by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Everything you can buy can be misused. Prohibit the sales of everything, because selling someone something just provides them a means of "creating a wonderful race to the bottom."

    Misuse wasn't the point of my comment. Lack of ability to use correctly was. It's amazing how much recycling improves when you provide people with recycling facilities. It's even more amazing at how much better it gets when you put enforcement costs on the supplier. Have you been to venice? They once had a huge garbage problem due to disposable packaging, but there was only a few takeaway shops in the city centre. Venice is quite clean now many thanks to the government forcing McDondals Subway and Burger King to sponsor garbage bins and collection services for the mess their product ultimately makes. I mean it's just as easy to kick them out, they are really only preying on conviencence anyway.

    It's even more amazing at how much recycling improves when you pass the newly enforced cost down to the consumer and reward them for good practices as is the case with many glass and plastic bottles in Europe.

    Sounds unfair, maybe. Go live in a polluted river in China if you want fair and government regulation free life.

  144. Re:Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean N by Wise+Dragon · · Score: 1

    https://www.scientificamerican...

    Island countries like the Philippines and Indonesia also tend to have issues with a lot of waste getting into the ocean quickly. In a landlocked country the odds of your properly disposed of plastic waste reaching the ocean are pretty slim.

    The real answer for plastic disposal is "Waste to Energy". Plastic burns very well, you just need to burn it hot enough that it doesn't emit dioxins. What we need is a technological solution that can be mass produced and distributed across the developing world so people can collect and incinerate their plastic safely.

  145. Re:Counterproductive Virtue-Signaling from Clean N by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh great, I guess the EU should do nothing to reduce plastic pollution then! /s
    What exactly is your point? In what way is this step bad for the EU or our ecosystems?

  146. Re:Wrong observation... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    No, what you're observing is garbage being dumped into streams and rivers from poor and remote villages in countries that don't have waste management.

    It has NOTHING to do with plastic forks and straws used in advanced countries. Banning this is pure virtue-signalling, and will do nothing to reduce plastic in oceans

    Boom! Very astute. One of the strangest things about the gyres of plastics is that the assumption is that it all comes from the USA. When in fact, we have a lot of recycling going on.

    Because it is getting very difficult to open new landfills, most of us recycle as much as possible.

    Where the more developed countries need to focus on is eliminating microspheres of plastic in skin care products. Those don't do anything but make the product feel "silky smooth".

    Enter the "Friendly Floaties". In 1992, a container of some 28,000 rubber ducks washed overboard on a ship coming from Hong Kong, while traversing the Pacific Ocean. We've been tracking them ever since. Not surprisingly, they've shown up in the pacific, but have been tracked above the arctic circle and to the East Coast of USA, and even in Europe. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/...

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  147. Complete Fucking Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire continent is full of imbeciles. To hell with them and their stupidity. Next time they need help, we stay home. Fuck you morons. Fuck you to hell.