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Why Don't We Care About The Rotten Tomatoes Scores Of TV Shows? (digg.com)

Why do we never utter sentences like "'Cobra Kai' has been certified 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes?" or "'Stranger Things'" was rated 8.9 out of 10 on IMDb"? It's not because the reviews of TV shows aren't aggregated by these websites -- they are. Contrary to what you might think of IMDb, given that its name is Internet Movie Database, TV shows also occupy an essential, if relatively smaller, place than movies there. And the same thing goes for Rotten Tomatoes. An exploration: So if the lack of availability of TV rating sites isn't the issue, why is it that we hardly use critical or audience scores as a way to measure the quality of a TV show to our peers? Here are a few of my theories:
There Are Too Many Good Shows Out There
It's an odd dilemma to have, but it's true that when it comes to TV shows, there are so many high-quality programs for us to consume. People have been talking about Peak TV for a few years now, and a quick scroll through Rotten Tomatoes' website would seem to confirm that we've been offered an embarrassment of riches. [...]

The Price Of Admission Is Higher For Movies
Another reason why viewers might care less about a TV show's critical scores than a film's might be the high price of moviegoing. Tickets in metropolitan areas in the US can be extremely expensive, costing up to $25.49 if you're going for an IMAX screening in New York City unless you're subscribed to a service like Moviepass or AMC's new subscription program.

Networks And Platforms Market Emmys More Than Critical Scores Compared to critical scores on review websites, networks and platforms seem to place more stock on the Emmys when it comes to the marketing of TV shows. Despite the fact that the Emmy, arguably the best TV award, might not offer shows as big of a ratings boost as it did decades ago, the awards still play a crucial part in helping create social buzz around television shows, especially for shows with smaller audiences.

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  1. Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi with a 93% critics approval.

    Put the exclamation point on that "Certified Fresh" doesn't mean anything.

    1. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV ?
      Oh... you mean that tech from the 1900s.

      Ya, I think my gradma had one of those.

    2. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rotten Tomatoes discards all ratings of 1 because they are âoetoo extreme.â Nevermind they do not discard perfect ratings. RT really exists to provide an inflamatory view of user ratings in order to promote sales.

      IMDB is a closer view of reality except about a rating of 7 is considered reasonable.

      Some od the ratings nonsense is people are terrible at being critical. Exploit that and you can make any garbage have a high rating.

    3. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. IMDB is the same way, way overinflated ratings.

    4. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by johnsie · · Score: 1

      The problem with any Star Wars release is that a big part of the hardcore fanbase are pedantic and legalistic. Those are the people you hear whinging and yapping like spoiled children every time a new Star Wars comes out. The vast majority of viewers on the other hand are casual viewers who give less of a crap about the star wars universe. They are there for the action., special effects, jokes and scenery, some popcorn and a coke, not because they actually give a crap about the characters or the story lines.So yeah, while the minority may bemoan how Luke Skywalker was out of character, the rest of us are just enjoying some chewing gum for the brain.

    5. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you perchance use the wheel or fire?

    6. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Be it as it may, but in the end, who do you think brings in the money? People that watch a movie once, or the ones that watch it 20+ times?

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    7. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually most of the criticism is about the socjus "the force is female" politics corrupting the canon (which is partly what drove the conflict with Hammel over the Skywalker character). REI absolutely 'had' to be a mary sue.

    8. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 50+ kids in every showing who each told as many friends to go see a fun movie, ad infinitum for all the movies. Not the cheap arrogant man-children. Kids are a growing segment while man-children dying at the rate new mcdonalds specials are introduced.

    9. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Kids are a growing segment? We obviously live in different countries. In mine, single households (without kids) are on the rise, big time.

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    10. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There Are Too Many Good Shows Out There

      Only if you are a retard with an IQ of 27. Television is shit. In 1960, the chairman of the FCC wrote a article for a magazine in which he called television "a vast cultural wasteland". 58 years later, nothing has changed. If anything, it's worse than ever.

    11. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Rotten Tomatoes Critics' rating of "Death Of A Nation": 0%
      Rotten Tomatoes Audience rating of "Death Of A Nation": 90%
      Source

    12. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      People want to like things, and there is limited objectivity on ratings. In reality most things should be rated 5. Higher than 5 should be levels of excellence, lower than 5 should be levels of failure. 1 and 10 should be very hard to get. But looking at movies and games, ratings are skewed towards 7 and 8, partly because of $$$ from publishers, partly because we're rating on some emotional consideration. If you give a movie 2/4 stars, or a game a '5' rating, people will assume it is horrible, rather than mediocre.

    13. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      The people that buy the action figures.

    14. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Be it as it may, but in the end, who do you think brings in the money? People that watch a movie once, or the ones that watch it 20+ times?

      per person ot total? For the total amount, which is the only thing that count it's the first category plus the people that then buy merch for their kids.

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    15. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Television has the same problems that books, movies, music, video games... Any art form or media meant for general populations consumption.

      The sweet spot for the best coverage is targeting people with a slightly below average IQ (Understandable by people with an 8th grade education)
      At this level it will not go over peoples head, or seem to complex or preachy, however normally smart enough to stay interesting enough for people with average and above average IQs.

      Normally for the people who are nostalgic on how things were so much better, often look back to the Media available back when they are in their early teens. The stuff that came before it which your parents were nostalgic for seemed dated and didn't get with the issues of the time, the stuff after that seems just to be a rehashing of the same story only with the trends that are popular today. The shock value of the stuff when you were a teenage, showed how we started really bucking it to the man, while the stuff today is just gross or stupid stuff you just don't want to watch.

      Now I am going to get a boat loads of comments on some one got really interested in some older school media, and learned to love it, and some people who may actually like the newer stuff better then the crap we had at our early teen age years. However as we age and learn to become more selective, for the stuff in the past that is so interesting, you can normally get a collection of a few decades best and brightest stuff into an easily manage collection (The top hits of the 40's, 50's and 60's) Which makes those boomers seem like they were at the golden age. while there is 30 years of crap stuff that wouldn't make it. Then people who are interested in the new stuff their time is more valuable, so if they are not interested in it they just won't watch it.

      General media is not a replacement for an education system. Watching the Discovery or History channel will not get you close to getting a PHD. At best it will be a refresher of some of the stuff taught in middle school that you may have forgotten because you didn't work with it.

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    16. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by butchersong · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Though it is still small and growing I much prefer themovedb.org to imdb. IMDB has been on a downhill slide for quite a while and is now basically just a marketing tool.

    17. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      So? That's obviously a very divisive movie.

      Critics may see (of have read about) "...the many misrepresentations and falsehoods littered throughout the film.", the "public" are probably all Trump supporters trying to defend their life-choices.

      (it's a pro-Trump movie, before anybody thinks this is just a Slashdot anti-Trump rant)

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    18. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thanks for proving the point.

      Critics were unable or unwilling to objectively review the movie, and exist in a xenophobic monoculture where any viewpoint beyond their own is automatically bad.

      Diversity is strength.

    19. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Luthair · · Score: 1

      You have it backwards, Star Wars movies attract a larger number of reviewers who aren't film critics and these cheerleaders drown out critical reviews on aggregators.

    20. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by postbigbang · · Score: 0

      My comment doesn't have to do with "older school media". There are those of us that don't watch much media, as there is sometimes a real problem with the signal to noise ratio, and can keep ourselves "entertained" by doing anything *but* watching TV. Maybe a movie once in a while, if it suits us.

      We actually get outdoors, create stuff, travel, read, and aren't interested in positioning ourselves within an artificial rating system pimped and pruned by external forces looking for revenue.

      Not that there's anything wrong with that.....

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    21. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the SjW narrative used against critics of the movie. It turns out that both dismissing the audiences views and shaming them will in fact turn away paying moviegoers.

      This tactic has certainly not worked to put people in seats and the movie remains bad.
      The earnings most certainly reflect this.

    22. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by omnichad · · Score: 1

      If you look at the individual ratings, they're not zero. The overall rating is based on # of positive reviews vs. # of negative reviews. A score of 2 still counts as 0% while a score of 4 still averages toward 100%.

    23. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Joce640k · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      Am I objectively unable to see the secrets behind Trump's "success" in the economy?

      ie. He's currently borrowing $1 trillion a year to give away as bread/circuses (sorry, I meant "tax cuts" and "job creation" )

      Am I also unable to see that this important detail isn't being given much air time on Fox news?

      As for comparing Trump with Lincoln in a movie? Puhleeese. (facepalm)

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    24. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by omnichad · · Score: 2

      I'm only slightly above a casual viewer. Any movie that directly attacks its canon is only using the name as a ratings ploy and nothing else. Most of the hatred is due to using the name just because of sales and not because they want to actually continue that story. And the writer/director of that particular movie went out of their way to actually challenge the previous movies and threw several of the characters in directions they never would have gone.

      Is it because I care about the characters or story? Not so much. Is it because I feel tricked/lied to as a cheap trick to sell a ticket? Yes, absolutely.

    25. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most online ratings a skewed because only people with strong reactions to products/movies will bother to go online and post.

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    26. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by ranton · · Score: 1

      Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi with a 93% critics approval.

      Put the exclamation point on that "Certified Fresh" doesn't mean anything.

      While I agree with much of the criticism over The Last Jedi, I still see their 93% rotten tomato score as the site working correctly. The movie was still entertaining, and I'm still glad I saw it. Also most of my gripes had more to do with my level of "fanboyism" which I would never expect these rating sites to adhere to.

      These scores are not going to guarantee you will like the movie. At best they validate you will most likely enjoy the movie if it fits within a genre you enjoy. A high enough score (especially on metacritic) would likely mean you will enjoy it if you don't normally like that genre.

      It would be interesting to see a rating site that gave you a log in and had to rate 100+ movies yourself on a 1-5. Then it can check how each reviewer reviewed those movies and give you your own weighted score for each movie. If only I had more time for a side project.

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    27. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression, with Disney's recent purchases, that they're starting to aim at an older audience...

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    28. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      "The Last Jedi was an enormous performer for Disney, with a $1.3 billion global gross"." Notice the 1.72 return on cash (no financial force wizardry involved). If that's doing bad for a movie then I'd be happy as a much worse director!

    29. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      This is a good point. Taken as 'a movie,' TLJ was fine. Taken as 'Episode 8 of Star Wars,' it was crap. Taken as 'an immediate followup to TFA,' it was nothing but the new director saying 'fuck you' to the old director.

      I say something similar about Netflix's Altered Carbon; taken as a stand-alone show, it's great. Taken as an adaptation of the book, it's horrible. I can enjoy it as the first while wishing it wasn't the second.

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    30. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and the most helpful information tends to be comments attached to mediocre ratings as they tend not to have an overly emotional response. At present, they're also less likely to be paid to post 3 star reviews.

    31. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by MoralCharacter · · Score: 1

      Does it feel good to defend a soulless company like Disney from those mean old fans? I'm sure Disney sleeps easy knowing they have people fighting the good fight to protect their small business from going under from 'angry man children'.

    32. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 200 people that watch it once bring in more money than the 5 people who watch it 20 times.

    33. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but look at the next movie they released that was a relative flop. Releasing a Star Wars film should have had a return of at least that much, it has a massive and largely predictable fanbase, but Solo is where the actual cost of The Last Jedi cost them as a lot of people disliked The Last Jedi, but had already paid to see it, the next one was where people had second thoughts about it and wound up not going.

      In fact, I don't think I went to see it, not because I had any particular issues with The Last Jedi, I just wasn't enthusiastic enough about it to go see a second Star Wars movie when the previous one was mostly recycled material from previous films.

    34. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Jzanu · · Score: 1

      You mean the Solo movie that has been released for at most 3 months and even less in world, but which has already racked up $213,588,649(us domestic) + $179,081,082 (foreign) = $392,669,731(total) in that 2-3 month span? That gives it $1.57 billion - $2.36 billion depending on how you want to weight the months and portion of the year completed since its release so far. Estimates and all it will probably be less than 2.36 billion total but very likely to break 1.5 billion. Rather than a failure, again, the available evidence puts it at the same level of success at the other new releases. This is just good business.

    35. Re:Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      There's also a large group in-between that you've left out. I'm 51, when I was 10 I went to see Star Wars 13 times in the theatre. I bought every Marvel Star Wars comic from 1977 to the end of the run in 1986. I spent my allowance on Kenner toys in 1979. I've looked forward to, and enjoyed, every post-original-trilogy Star Wars theatrical movie. I own all the DVDs. Even Solo when it comes out. I've enjoyed all the easter-egg nods (subtle and not-so-subtle) to fans like me. Why? Because they have lightsabers and droids and X-wings and action and everything you've named. Most of my friends are the same.

      So there's also a huge group of Star Wars fans (like me) who go to the movies, sometimes multiple times, who are not "pedantic and legalistic."

      ...and yes, we drive the Fanboys nuts when we say things like "It was pretty cool when Holdo sliced that Dreadnought in half" but they need to deal with it and move on. They're just fun movies.

    36. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      That is the SjW narrative used against critics of the movie.

      What's absolutely STUPID about all this "SJW" complaining when it comes to Star Wars is "social justice" is exactly what the first three movies were about.

      What were the Rebel Alliance if not "Social Justice Warriors?"

      I mean for Christ sakes, it's right there in the first movie, in one of its most famous lines of dialogue:

      "For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic."

    37. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off, grandpa.

    38. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      themoviedb.org

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    39. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by fafalone · · Score: 1

      The Rebels were fighting for freedom from an oppressive dictatorial government, not for lowering requirements for minorities, eliminating due process for men accused of sex crimes, and establishing equality-of-outcome based quotas on the composition of races staffing high paying white collar jobs only. I don't think you understand the objections to SJWs; the term is used mockingly precisely because they stand *against* equality and justice for all, instead seeking to take past injustices and continue them, merely switching which groups have the edge.

    40. Re: Certified Fresh = The Last Jedi by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      MovieChat has discussion forums like IMDB used to have. It's a lot smaller but better than the nothing that IMDB has now.

  2. You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad serie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My theory is that when a movie is bad, you still watch it until the end and feel entitled to evaluate it. For a TV show, on the other hand, if you don't like the first episode, you don't continue with the following episodes and feel then not entitled to evaluate the entire series.

  3. Media 'Reviews' of TV Shows Are Actually Previews by mentil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is true on Metacritic at least: check out critic reviews for any given weekly-broadcast TV show, and invariably you'll find that the review covers the first 1 or 2 episodes. In other words, they're judging the entire show based on just seeing one or two episodes. If it's a serial, that means not all of the main characters have likely been introduced, the premise hasn't even been fully revealed, and the story arc is just starting to develop and who knows where it's going or if it'll ever pay off.
    Notice that the second season of a TV show will usually have a far higher critical review score than the first, simply because those reviewing the second season are actually reviewing the entirety of the first. If you want more accurate reviews of these shows (particularly the first season), wait until the season is done and then read user reviews.
    The reason it is done this way is obvious: new stuff gets reader attention, since it's being currently heavily marketed; the reviewer doesn't have access to later episodes; people want to know if something is any good before they start watching it; and lack of reruns of weeks-old-episodes means you have to jump on board within a week or so of the show first airing.
    Of course, with the Netflix-style releasing of a whole season at once, this upends the above, and makes critical reviews more useful.
    Personally I rely on word of mouth, then research something I hear about. Read a variety of reviews -- for the worst drek imaginable, someone somewhere will say it's a masterpiece, just as surely as someone will say something is drek even if it's my favorite.

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  4. Price of Admission by dohzer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My "price of admission" is the time I have to invest to work out something is rubbish. A movie could be as long as three or four hours, so do I really want to completely waste that time? A 20min TV show is a small (potentially wasted) investment.

    1. Re:Price of Admission by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 2

      Guess you're not a book reader either.

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    2. Re:Price of Admission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than that - if you decide you don't like a movie 5 minutes into watching it at the theatre then you've already wasted the time to get there and the time to get back. There's a minimum investment involved (although price of admission is also part of that). If you decide you don't like a tv show 5 minutes into watching it then you just get on with something else (and 5 minutes can be enough based on the movie / show and your tastes - the humour is jarring or there's too much bloodshed or profanity or whatever).

    3. Re:Price of Admission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there's nothing wrong with that?
       
      I also tend to prefer TV series. I used to watch a lot of movies and read books when I was younger, but these days I work a lot and don't always have 2-3 contiguous hours of free time to watch a movie, and reading a book tends to strain my eyes after full days of reading scientific papers or code on a screen. TV series are a nice way to actually relax.

    4. Re:Price of Admission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Audio books have gotten pretty popular. And if you listen to those, you don't even have to make the effort of staring at a screen.

    5. Re:Price of Admission by dohzer · · Score: 2

      Oh, of course not, since there aren't reviews of boo... Oh... Wait.....

    6. Re:Price of Admission by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      Nice to meet someone who lets others dictate his own tastes.

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    7. Re:Price of Admission by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      A 20min TV show is a small (potentially wasted) investment.

      Judging a TV show based on one episode is a fool's errand.

    8. Re:Price of Admission by rundgong · · Score: 1

      The time to know if it is crap is half an hour, but the time to know if it is really good is many hours for a TV show. A series that starts promising can turn to shit 14 hours in to the first season.
      And for a review to be of any real value you should have seen quite a lot of it before reviewing. And since it is easy to dismiss shows after the first episode I think reviews are skewed to be made by fans rather than the average population. This leads to scores that are way too high for many TV shows. This is why the imdb score for a TV show is useless.

      This is also why the author has everything backwards. While we are indeed in a golden age of television, it is in no way as good as imdb scores would imply. And that's why nobody cares about about it.

    9. Re:Price of Admission by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Nice to meet someone who lets others dictate his own tastes.

      There's not a person on this planet who isn't at least a little influenced by others.

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    10. Re:Price of Admission by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Books take even longer - I really have to be sure before I commit to a book. I still find plenty to read.

    11. Re:Price of Admission by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Go ahead and watch the rest of CSI: Cyber and Cavemen. I'll wait. It took less than one episode. I didn't even have to watch them, but I did watch one of each anyway.

    12. Re:Price of Admission by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Into The Badlands had me barf it after the first 10 minutes. Some guy gets into a fight with 10 bad guys, who surround him, then come at him one by one and he defeats them all.

      Cornball-level martial arts deliberately on display. Nope. Not interested in a Walking Dead-style societal apocalypse with goofy martial arts instead of zombies.

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    13. Re: Price of Admission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have little qualms at this point in my life at bailing on a bad movie, book, or TV show.

      If it's a REAL stinker, why torture yourself more than you have to? Free time is precious--worth more than whatever the book or movie cost.

  5. Scores don't matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My enjoyment of something is not dependent on the score. Most people are idiots, so why am I going to take their word on anything?

    1. Re:Scores don't matter. by Excelcia · · Score: 1

      Scores don't matter, and neither does the article.

      Seriously, if people don't care about TV show ratings, how much less do they care about articles talking about how people don't care about TV show ratings. Or meta discussions about TV show ratings.

  6. For this reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the same reason we don't give a smeg about this article.

  7. I have my own taste by johnsie · · Score: 2

    I have my own taste. I don't care what you or some other muppet on the Internet thinks. You can't see with my eyes.

    1. Re:I have my own taste by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%.

      I don't pay attention to ratings at all. Since I haven't been to a theater in nearly 30 years, I don't have to worry about ratings. Some of the best movies I've watched over the past few years have been movies I didn't know anything about before I watched them. When you're watching at home you can simply stop a bad movie and find something else to watch.

      Home theater is what it's all about. You couldn't get me in a theater if you paid me.

    2. Re:I have my own taste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why waste time in a theater? If I was paid, I might go to one. Theaters are headed the way of arcades from the 80s.
      I have limited time to allocate toward 'going to see the movies'. Hell, I have about 4 hrs a month to waste on bullshit. Going to the movies, not on the list to spend that four hrs on.

    3. Re:I have my own taste by omnichad · · Score: 1

      You have time to watch everything? Must be nice.

    4. Re:I have my own taste by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      I have my own taste. I don't care what you or some other muppet on the Internet thinks. You can't see with my eyes.

      In this case either you watch a lot of crap, or you can't see the difference between a good movie and rubbish.

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    5. Re:I have my own taste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but when you are looking to download one movie to watch on saturday night with your wife, you are going to review sites. Some people only have time to watch one or two movies a week and wasting that time on a stinker (like 2036 origin unknown) just pisses you off.

  8. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by johnsie · · Score: 1

    Glad I didn't do that with Black Mirror. The first episode was about the prime minister having sex with a pig. Then it good better, until the Americans got hold of it and cheesed it up.

  9. Speak for yourself, I do this all the time. by Alsn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A tip for others: TV shows are generally rated more generously than films. On IMDB for example, a film with a rating of 7 or higher is generally very good. For TV shows, I would say the same level of quality requires at least a rating of 8.

    1. Re:Speak for yourself, I do this all the time. by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Comparing Top 250 movies and Top TV shows, shows start a big higher than movies, then the movies curve decreases faster.

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  10. Does it really require this level of thought? by aussersterne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Listen, going to a movie is *going*.

    As in, effort. Yes, money, but also time.

    - You have to drive or take a train
    - You have to stay out late if you're a working person
    - You have to commit 1.5-2.5 hours
    - You have to deal with significantly increased costs for the comforts of refreshments, even a simple drink if you get thirsty
    - It's actually quite a pain in the ass
    - And of course the ticket cost

    With TV?

    - "Can't find anything good to watch" means a waste of a few minutes at most
    - There's no transit time or other significant preparation
    - You can pause at any time and return; there is no set time commitment
    - Food and drink = cheap
    - You can multi-task with that time
    - If you "abort" a show, you can immediately do something else, and you've not lost an investment of time, money, whatever

    Basically, you're investing a lot (time, money, effort, lost convenience) to go see a movie. So you want to know if it's going to suck so that you're not stuck wasting all of that investment or having to sit through something you don't enjoy just so you *don't* waste all of that investment.

    In combined costs if you have, say, a spouse and a kid and the kid gets thirsty or wants a snack, it's going to cost something like $50-$60 minimum, more if you have to pay to park, which is, like, half a year of Netflix.

    People don't care about TV ratings but they do care about movie ratings for the same reason they don't bother to research pencils before they buy a 10-pack at the store but they do research fountain pens before they buy one. Anytime something costs an order of magnitude more, and involves significant additional investments beyond that, people are going to want value for money.

    Make new releases $1.00 PPV and show them via streaming in living rooms and people will stop caring about reviews for movies, too.

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    1. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen, going to a movie is *going*.

      As in, effort. Yes, money, but also time.

      - You have to drive or take a train
      - You have to stay out late if you're a working person
      - You have to commit 1.5-2.5 hours
      - You have to deal with significantly increased costs for the comforts of refreshments, even a simple drink if you get thirsty
      - It's actually quite a pain in the ass
      - And of course the ticket cost

      With this list of downsides, I'm not quite sure how you justify dating either...

    2. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With this list of downsides, I'm not quite sure how you justify dating either...

      Sex is really fun, that's how.

    3. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if sex is all you want out of the relationship, it doesn't make sense to have a girlfriend either. Use prostitutes, or even cheaper, watch some porn and fap off.

    4. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke, you fucktard.

    5. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Well if sex is all you want out of the relationship, it doesn't make sense to have a girlfriend either. Use prostitutes, or even cheaper, watch some porn and fap off.

      He didn't say anything about girlfriends. And in case you don't know, having sex with a person who also likes having sex with you is better than paying prostitutes in every imaginable aspect

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    6. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by TWX · · Score: 1

      I generally agree with your post, though I would add that with TV, it can be a simple time-filler. Waiting for an off-hours conference call? Even if it's something crappy like the eighth time you've seen that particular episode of CSI it's still a way to occupy your time. It can also be a way to veg-out to decompress after a rough day, and even if a particular show's storyline is lackluster that might be a feature, rather than a bug, as one can just turn it off when one finally wants to go to bed or to do something active. It requires basically no effort, so even if the level of entertainment is low, it's still very possible to have provided more entertainment relative to effort than even a good movie, which as you've pointed out, may not be that simple.

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    7. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With TV?

      - "Can't find anything good to watch" means a waste of a few minutes at most
      - There's no transit time or other significant preparation
      - You can pause at any time and return; there is no set time commitment
      - Food and drink = cheap
      - You can multi-task with that time
      - If you "abort" a show, you can immediately do something else, and you've not lost an investment of time, money, whatever

      And subs! Watching at home you can turn on subtitles. That's a HUGE plus. Good luck trying to convince someone at the movies to display subtitles.

    8. Re:Does it really require this level of thought? by swb · · Score: 1

      I uprate movies because of the investment of effort and downrate TV shows due to the lack of effort.

      It reminds me of the phenomenon that began to occur as I got progressively larger portable media players.

      Going to work/class, long bus ride, long walk -- I would be stuck with whatever 1-3 cassettes I could be bothered to bring with. Until I got a "walkman" that had music skip for tape, I often just listened to whatever was playing not even changing tapes unless it was obviously convenient (sitting on the bus, preparing to leave). I can't say I *loved* everything I listened to, but I didn't feel like a lesser song by an artist I liked was horrible.

      Once I got into larger media players, unless I got immediate satisfaction I hit skip. I think some hour walks I hit skip often enough to be at song 50 by the time I got to my destination. It was like I didn't really like anything.

      I also wonder with streaming video if the high level of poor quality in online libraries doesn't lead to an expectation of poor quality. You start out thinking that this might just suck and it's all confirmation bias from there.

  11. Too many good shows - joking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be joking with "... too many good shows ..." and "Peak TV". The truth is the exact opposite. TV has never been worse. That is why everybody has, and still are, deserting TV.

  12. It is not a universal rule by jd · · Score: 1

    But total money and total quality writing talent are fixed. (There are many scriptwriters, and you can always hire more, but the talent is a fixed percentage of the population.)

    So greater choice must either divide these pools over more programs or a greater percentage of shows must have no budget or talent. This only matters once you reach some critical value - budget left over simply becomes profit, not better shows, and writing talent left over becomes skid row. Though, not necessarily their lyricist.

    So you can expand without harmful impact, and get greater choice, up to a point. After that, quality drops like a stone.

    Britain had better programs when it had four or five TV channels. These days, quality is terrible. The U.S. and Australia have abysmal TV. You might feel like you've something to watch, now, and you do - but far from being the creme a la creme of TV, it's simply adequate. Your expectations have fallen.

    This doesn't mean there weren't bad shows way back. Most were terrible, because good talent is extremely scarce and there wasn't enough material to create the profits needed to utilize the talent they had well. There's a sweet spot, where you get the money to make many good new shows. You are no closer to it with 1,000 channels as you are with 1. But you can't average them, it's not a Gaussian distribution. The maximum could be anywhere.

    As evidence, I offer Megalodon (a fake documentary by the History channel), Ancient Aliens (a fake documentary by the History channel) and Human Planet (a fake documentary by the BBC).

    Since when has the BBC needed to fake documentaries?

    Since competition and commercial pressures made doing it right an unaffordable luxury.

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    1. Re:It is not a universal rule by lgw · · Score: 1

      There'a a lot of writing talent in the world, but Hollywood stays far from it. Every mid-tier professional author out there ( and there are a lot of them, and they're cheap) writes better stuff than 99% of Hollywood drivel.

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    2. Re:It is not a universal rule by omnichad · · Score: 1

      But total money and total quality writing talent are fixed. (There are many scriptwriters, and you can always hire more, but the talent is a fixed percentage of the population.)

      The talent out there is way underutilized. It's the money that's the problem. Nobody investing in TV/movies wants to risk that money on something that isn't a sure thing. So we get more and more of the same focus-tested crap. That is why British TV had a lot more depth and took more risks - they didn't have to make their money back.

    3. Re:It is not a universal rule by TWX · · Score: 1

      They're not as cheap as producers already required for "reality" tv shows doing the "writing" to establish the cockamamie scenarios tailored to the personality quirks and failings of the contestants.

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    4. Re:It is not a universal rule by TWX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the depth of Are You Being Served? is palpable.

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    5. Re:It is not a universal rule by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That was in the "took more risks" category.

    6. Re:It is not a universal rule by TWX · · Score: 1

      Double-entendres about homosexuality, dick jokes, boob jokes, double-entendres about vaginas are risky?

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    7. Re:It is not a universal rule by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Compared to what was on US TV at the time, I'm pretty sure it was.

  13. What the heck is "Rotten Tomatoes" anyway ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep seeing this on my Apple TV - but the ratings and comments seem just stupid - either blabber from the studio or just blah !

    1. Re:What the heck is "Rotten Tomatoes" anyway ?? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's never been relevant to anybody I know.

      A few of us use IMDB as a personal record of the films we've seen by adding reviews, and use the IMDB score as an indicator of whether a film is 'watch while eating dinner' or 'turn down the lights and give it full attention'.

      Rotten Tomatoes is some weird irrelevance that people in America curiously care about. Or maybe it's just American media.

  14. Utter BS. by devslash0 · · Score: 1

    Which Hollywood studios paid you to write this article?

    There are too many good shows out there.
    Maybe if you're an average American, maybe. Everyone else, however, clearly sees that good productions are scarce (and usually paywalled) because big studios want to milk viewers at all cost before new stuff goes on torrents or streams.

    The price of admission is higher for movies
    Come on! Why on Earth would you still go to a theatre/cinema to watch a film if you're not on a date?

    Networks And Platforms Market Emmys More Than Critical Scores
    I can't remember a single time in my life when someone said to me "Oi, look - this film has won a zillion awards! It must be awesome!". It's like marketing for films. The numbers or recommendations do not mean a damned thing. They are there to make us believe something's good while its not.

    Personally, I use IMDB a lot - to scrape the titles I want to "get". :wink: :wink:

    1. Re:Utter BS. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's from digg of all the fucking places this site could promote.....

      and no, there is most certainly not too many "good shows" on television.. there's a few -- and a few more on the internet. that's it.

      the rest is total rubbish, especially on cable: garbage on 90% of the cable channels 100% of the time while over on the other 10% and on broadcast stations, garbage programming 'only' 90% of the time.

      and online? you can't count of them for anything. programming comes and goes and gets pulled without warning; and with drm it's difficult to save locally for later viewing at your leisure.. ya know, like a good old fashioned vcr could 'back in the day'.

  15. Rotten Tomatoes == bitter connoiseurs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    that's why I don't give a shit about what rating they give the movies -- their tastes are not representative of most of us.

  16. Because for most people, movies cost money by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's because for most people, watching a movie costs extra money. Watcing a new TV show usually doesn't.

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  17. Re:Media 'Reviews' of TV Shows Are Actually Previe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the worst drek imaginable, someone somewhere will say it's a masterpiece, just as surely as someone will say something is drek even if it's my favorite.

    Of course. What you like is subjective.
    This is why you don't read random reviews, you find a reviewer that likes the same things you like, and more importantly dislikes the things you dislike.
    Then you read reviews from that particular reviewer.

    We don't need reviewing sites that puts together an average for us.
    What we need is a page that lets us input what we think about a variety of things we've seen and then matches us to a couple of reviewers that shares our taste.

  18. if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by aepervius · · Score: 2

    if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes then they are doing their job wrong. A serial is not supposed to hook you up by end of season 3 episode 14, it is supposed to hook you up at the start. If it does not , then the show failed at its job. Life is short, I want to know from the start if it is going to suck 2 hours from my life and have nothing for me.

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    1. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by lgw · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's even by a TV SciFi series where the first half of season 1 was any good. It always takes a while for the writers and cast to find the characters.

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    2. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, sadly that seems to be the norm.

      Exception _might_ include:

      Travelers
      The Expanse
      Rick and Morty
      Dark Matter
      Continuum
      Battlestar Galactica (2004)

    3. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      I don't think there's even by a TV SciFi series where the first half of season 1 was any good. It always takes a while for the writers and cast to find the characters.

      I can name a few that hooked me from the beginning: Stargate, Killjoys, The Expanse (I had read the books, so this one might not count).

    4. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Firefly.

    5. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by lgw · · Score: 2

      I gave up on both The Expanse and BSG during the first half of the first season, though I hear they were good. Perhaps nostalgia colors your memory there. I also gave up on Bab5 on episode 2, only to come back later and discover it was my favorite SF TV (and the second episode was the worst of 5 seasons).

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    6. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by lgw · · Score: 0

      There's no arguing with browncoats, but "meh".

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    7. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by lgw · · Score: 1

      The Stargate movie was so bad that I ignored the series when it came out. Since I was binge-watching season 1, I don't have the same perspective, but the first couple of episodes were pretty bland (episode 2 in particular was bad), and I thought it took a while for any chemistry to emerge from the team (who started as very bland stereotypes).

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    8. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Travelers? nope
      The Expanse? nope
      Dark Matter? I'll give you this one
      Battlestar Galactica? nope, this was a soap opera in space

      And you forgot to include "Space: Above and Beyond" which was pretty good outside of the final episode.

    9. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      I love both The Expanse and BSG (and everything else on my list), so no, not nostalgia. =P

      I could see how you bailed after mid-season -- they aren't meant for the action-every-minute ADD/AHDH person. Continuum had a REALLY slow start 1st season -- I was ready to bail on that but stuck with it and ended up loving it, so maybe it just comes with the territory of character / story building?

      I wasn't a fan of BSG either at first, especially with the gender swap of Starbuck sending off red flags, but overall the series was fantastic-- although the last season was a little rushed due to the writer's strike happening mid season 3 IIRC.

      I wasn't a fan of Lost either but everyone kept talking about it. It was decent enough to keep watching through the end. I don't know what the deal is with Sci-Fi endings -- it seems like almost no one knows how to end them in a good fashion, but I digress. Again, despite the ending of Lost sucking I'm glad I watched the series.

      I still haven't watched Babylon 5. Heard it was great. It's on the To-Watch list which I'm slowly whittling down.

      I guess I'm different in that I'll finish watching a TV series and then decide if it is good or not, as a whole. Stopping after a few episodes of a Sci-Fi show is like stopping reading book after a few chapters IMHO. It isn't really indicate of the work as a whole.

      There really isn't a lot of good Sci-Fi around so I'm willing to give almost (*) everyone a "Hail Mary, 1st Season Pass"

      (*) STD / DISCO is probably the only Sci-Fi show I had ZERO interest in watching after the first few episodes. IMO The Orville is the spiritual successor to Star Trek -- once you get over the first few goofy episodes.

    10. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by jarlsberg71 · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that Soul Hunter was one of the bad ones. but TKO and Gropos were two of the worst in my opinion. STILL want to see something of the likes of this writing again. Don't give me shows with a history reset button like Star Trek, Don't give me shows that take years to tell a quick story, or use 500 characters to start a large scale show. Or change the trajectory of a show in the middle of it.

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    11. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by lgw · · Score: 1

      I think Amazon has Bab5 as free for Prime members, BTW. IMO, the middle third of that 5-year run was the best SF TV ever made. If you do watch it, make heroic efforts to remain spoiler-free. Unlike Lost, every clue and prophesy is paid off, one way or another - even when there's a change in actor to write around. Half the fun is anticipating how everything will play out.

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    12. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the heads up that Bab5 is on Amazon Prime! Will check that out.

      Don't worry, I haven't followed ANY of the Bab5 plot for precisely that reason -- don't want to spoil the experience.

    13. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I could have modded you -1 monster, because that's what you are.

    14. Re:if it does not hook you up in 2 episodes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no. The first season of Rick and Morty, not to mention the entire show, is pure trash. Expanse and Dark matter both also sucked for the first season. Battlestars first season was only 13 episodes so it had an advantage there.

  19. why? by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

    Why would I give a shit about what random people think? What matters is what I think or what friends I know with similar tastes think. Some of the absolute shit that gets rated well makes sites like IMDB, Metacritic and Rotten Tomatoes all but completely fucking useless.

    1. Re:why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. We are long past Peak Random Opinion.

      The only time I read reviews anymore is to find product specs that get left out of the original listing.

    2. Re:why? by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "Why would I give a shit about what random people think? "

      Because it is infeasible to watch every TV show to determine which TV shows you will enjoy watching.

    3. Re:why? by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      no it isn't infeasible at all, I watch a bit of an episode that looks like it might appeal, if it does then I continue, if it doesn't I drop it like a smelly turd that it is.

  20. Some do sorta care.. by Mascot · · Score: 1

    As recent as this weekend, I got a text saying "Did you hear of this show? 8.2 on IMDb. We're checking out the first ep now."

    Leaving aside how inflated scores are in general – it's rare to see anything below 7 that's not pretty horrible – they serve pretty well as a rough indicator of overall quality. Or, to put it another way, an 8+ show might be worth checking out even if it seems a bit outside of what I'd normally watch. Likewise, low 7 or into the 6s is probably only worth checking out if it seems like just my thing.

    Over the years, this has shown to hold pretty true in my experience. It's not perfect, but as a guide it works fairly well.

    1. Re: Some do sorta care.. by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Yeah I have no idea what they are talking about, from my experience people (including myself) use IMDb and RT scores for shows pretty much exactly as much as they do for movies. Meaning those who do, do for both, those who don't , don't for either. I agree they are good tools for quick screening of bad shows/movies.

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    2. Re:Some do sorta care.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      I've never looked at the IMDB (or Rotten Tomatoes) score for any Movie or TV show. There's no useful information there.

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  21. Couldn't care less by theNetImp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Rotten Tomato Scores suck, for both TV and Movies. There have been very many movies with high RT scores that were terrible, and just as many with low RT scores that were actually fairly good. The system is crap and instead when i want to know if a movie is any good I just ask if any friends on Facebook have seen it, and I can tell by their answer and who they are (ie things they like) whether or not to trust their opinion.

    1. Re:Couldn't care less by Megane · · Score: 2

      My go-to example is The Orville. I have a screen shot from shortly after it started running, with a "critics" score of 11% and an audience score of 90%. Meanwhile, STD was the other way around, though with not quite so much of a disparity.

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    2. Re:Couldn't care less by TWX · · Score: 1

      I haven't caught any STD yet, despite my interests in the greater genre.

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    3. Re:Couldn't care less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't caught any STD yet, despite my interests in the greater genre.

      Are you still talking about tv shows?

    4. Re:Couldn't care less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, are you sure you're not evaluating RT scores based on what you like and don't like vs. what is "good" and "not good" in terms of overall/artistic quality?

      The older I've gotten the more I've realized that while I might not necessarily *like* a film or TV show due to its subject matter it still might be really well done - good writing, good acting, good production values. Examples:

      From a sibling poster: "The Orville". I really enjoyed season one - say an enjoyment score at 8.5/10, but the writing I'd only give a 6/10, acting 4/10, and production values 6/10.
      And, as a counter example: "Meet the Parents". I didn't really enjoy the movie - I'm not a fan of protagonists being put into cringe-worthy awkward situations for two hours - so 2/10 for me, but the writing I'd give an 7/10, acting 8/10, and production values 8/10 to.

      What I've come to discover is that the RT scores generally correlate with how good the writing/acting/production values are and not whether I like it or not.

    5. Re:Couldn't care less by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Hi, I'm working on a aggregation site rating system. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate Rotten Tomatoes?

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    6. Re:Couldn't care less by Megane · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, unless you pay money to CBS you probably won't catch that particular STD. But I've heard that some Europeans can catch it through Netflix. Scary!

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  22. am I missing something? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean movies require you to make a special trip somewhere, pay a relatively large premium for 1-3 hours of entertainment and do it on a schedule that someone else determines.

    TV shows are generally consumed at your leisure in the place you desire and are either free or an already sunk cost.

    In short, there is no reason why people won't simply try out a TV show and if they like it, great, and if not, no real harm done.

    1. Re:am I missing something? by theNetImp · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true. I watch all the major blockbusters, but rarely at the theater. More often than not I buy/rent it on iTunes and watch it from the comfort of my own home.

  23. Re: You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad ser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right about that. Definite decline in quality once it was Anericanised and I'm not British or American.

  24. Don't know who this "we" is by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

    I personally, and most of my friends will not commit to a show with less than 7 on our aggregator of choice, usually iMDB, and that is of a topic that is interesting to us. The reason I don't watch Cobra Kai, for instance, is because even though I'm a sucker fo retro, I just don't like the narrative of that show. The same reason I quit watching the highly praised, good production-valued Orange is the New Black - it simply stopped appealing to my senses.

    Granted, my social circle is mostly comprised of working-age geeks who micro-manage their free time, and even though we have some mainstream habits, we're not the type to turn on netflix and see the suggested stuff before a decent, out-of-band ratings/review fix.

    This is exactly the same with movies. I'll give the popular example - I for one enjoy some Marvel movies, but it is a given that a high score on a Marvel movie usually means nothing. There are both good and bad Marvel movies out there with ratings completely opposite of their quality.

  25. Reviews for free stuff? by methano · · Score: 1

    It's pretty simple. You don't read reviews for free stuff. What's the point?

  26. What TV are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There Are Too Many Good Shows Out There

    Um, what? I don't even watch TV anymore because there is just nothing at all worth watching since big bang theory turned to trash. I really tried to watch Stranger Things, it was just so bad I couldn't; get passed the second episode. Same with Lost in Space which I was really looking forward to.

    Why does *every* *single* *show* out there have to have a horrible dark tone to it. Everything is all angsty drama, horrible times we live, the government is out to get you, society is falling apart. TV is a miserable experience today. Hollywood is incapable of producing a light, fun show anymore. Compare ST:D to any of the previous Trek series and that difference in style shows exactly how TV has turned to complete shit.

    And then there's the cinematic style in modern shows. The modern family style, where it looks like a shaky camera carried by a drunk monkey used to record nothing but a series of short vignettes in grotesquely over-acted snippets that make an average soap opera scene look subtle and nuanced. There is not a single show on TV today worth the cost of admission (even when the cost of admission is free).

    1. Re:What TV are you talking about? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Hollywood is incapable of producing a light, fun show anymore.

      Go watch the first season of Trial & Error. I haven't seen the second yet, but it's about as light and funny as you can get on broadcast TV.

  27. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My theory is that when a movie is bad, you still watch it until the end and feel entitled to evaluate it. For a TV show, on the other hand, if you don't like the first episode, you don't continue with the following episodes and feel then not entitled to evaluate the entire series.

    Plus, turning on a TV show is easy. Just push a button. You didn't spend any money, or even have to leave the couch where you had already planned to spend your time. You didn't have to plan it out, at this moment you decided you have the free time to spend. You are not committed either, you can turn it on, get interrupted and pause it/end it, and resume later.

    Movies are big deals, particularly if you are a grown up, even more so if you are married or in a long term relationship, even worst if you have children. You're now talking about blocking out a 2 hr+ portion of your free time, which is a huge commitment on its own, and you have to commit to that 2 hours ahead of time (in the days of recliner seating in movie theaters, often days or even weeks ahead of time). If something comes up you have to make a decision, and that decision might involve flushing the money already spent on the movie. You have to leave your house, another really big deal. You have to go out in public and be around other people, this is more of a problem for some of us than others. And then if and when the movie sucks, you realize that you are out a heap of time and money you won't ever get back.

    When you look at the investment you are making just to try out a movie, particularly given that most movies out there right now are beyond awful thanks to the need to capture chinese investment capital and hit a "global market" that may require concessions to the "harmonious society", you really want to be selective.

  28. right by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    There Are Too Many Good Shows Out There

    Yeah; that's it ...

  29. Both of those sources are bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether they are being gamed by the studios themselves or ignorant fans, BOTH those sites are worthless to establish the rating of a show/movie.

    For example, Casablanca and Citizen Kane used to be much higher in the list, but because of the effect noted above, now Avengers Infinity War is #18 ?!?

    OK, it's a good movie, but EIGHTEENTH???

  30. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by arth1 · · Score: 1

    These days, most people watch movies from the couch, and not even a tape or disc, but streaming. The effort to start watching a movie isn't high anymore.
    On average, movies are still longer than TV shows, so you do put more effort in after it has started.

    But I think the main reason for dscrepancies is that most movies are one-offs. TV shows, people either stop watching, or get drawn in, and then it will either be love or dislike. So reviews tend to be useless, because they'll either be followers or those who switched the show off and have no idea how it developed. With a movie, on the other hand, most reviewers will have watched the whole thing, and apart from a few franchises and cult movies, there's very little fandom going on.

  31. Re: Media 'Reviews' of TV Shows Are Actually Previ by houghi · · Score: 2

    You should look per season. Season 1, 2 and 3 of coupling where great. There is a reason 4 was the last.

    If you do not know the show, it is Friends for grownups.

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  32. The bell curve rules us all by alternative_right · · Score: 1

    (There are many scriptwriters, and you can always hire more, but the talent is a fixed percentage of the population.)

    The book The Bell Curve made this point: all human attributes fit within a standard distribution, so there is always a shortage of higher expertise and an excess of lower.

  33. Not a mystery to me by alternative_right · · Score: 1

    Rotten Tomatoes has been gamed by industry for years, just like most online review sites are gamed. Who has a legion of employees who badly want for something to succeed? They all have internet devices and are busy posting away and voting up their own projects. If that fails, they can always buy vote blocks like they do on Reddit. Most of what we consider "free" social media is in fact simply propaganda; the difficulty is that the propaganda does not come from the publisher, necessarily, but from shills and brigades hired by a third party.

    1. Re:Not a mystery to me by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      Rotten Tomatoes has been gamed by industry for years, just like most online review sites are gamed.

      Garbage In, Garbage Out.
      RT is an aggregator. Aggregate garbage and you get garbage.

  34. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It will depend on how bad that first episode is. Normally the first few episodes are setting the stage, getting the characters in their spot, and the Universe they live in set.
    Right now shows with story arch are kinda popular, but still the first few episodes may be, well, episodic, with events not really playing into the next episode as much, a bad guy of the week, a problem that get resolved in a neat little package, this can create some annoying first episodes, but they do make us understand the character and universe. For us to get really hooked on what else is going on.

    That said if the first episode completely bores me or worst I get offended by it. I am not going to watch it.

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  35. Scores do matter. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Actually the scores do matter and critics do useful work.

    But it isn't an exact science and they can get things wrong.
    Critics have to watch mountains of stuff all the time, That popular stoner movie may had got such a low review because they had watch 4 other similar ones before. However to the movie goers it was a big hit.

    However there is too much stuff for us to view, and reviews and scores help us weed through shows. If there is a show that you want to watch don't like the score affect you, go ahead and watch it. But if you not caring, you might as well sort by review score, chances are you will get something better.

    Now the score is only part of the review. If you are going to be critical about watching a show, then you should actually read the review, the actual text on how it is scored may mean the difference if you would want to watch it or not.

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    1. Re:Scores do matter. by DigressivePoser · · Score: 1

      Actually the scores do matter and critics do useful work.

      Assuming you are talking about professional critics. Yes they earn a paycheck and pay their taxes. So that's useful to society. I almost never rely on their reviews. I think normal fans or curious viewers provide the most informative views collectively. An extreme example would be Dinesh D'Souza's last documentary. Rotten Tomatoes gives it 0% while the audience score is 90%. If you are a fan of D'Souza you'd go see it based on the audience number knowing nearly all pro reviewers are left leaning and their biases will be reflected in how they rate the movie.

  36. Movie reviews suck more than movies do by registrations_suck · · Score: 2

    Probably because I don't give a shit about what other people think about a movie. Why would I give a shit about what they think about a TV show?

    It seems like whenever I watch a movie and I really like it (which is rare), I ot on the internet to read about it and find it was poorly reviewed and/or did not do well, and I think, "WTF?? How is this possible??" Similarly, if I think a movie totally sucked, I will find it was wildly successful.

    If I relied on movie reviews to determine what to watch, it seems like I would only end up watching stuff that I think sucks. Why would I want to do that?

  37. It's all about he benjamins baby! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movies cost $10. If you are like me, you go for the experience so it's another $10 for popcorn. On top of that, there is a 15 mile drive for me in my F-150. So that's about $5 in gas.

    So it's $25 for a 90 minute movie. I don't want to "waste" my money.

    So let's look at TV. FREE!!!!! I don't mind trying out a new show because there is no financial hit. No risk.

  38. Platform Lock by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    1) When I decide to see a movie, I can see ANY movie. So going to a review site makes a lot of sense. Anything they rate highly, I can go see. Anything they downrate, I can avoid.

    Not true about TV. I do not get all channels, I only have so much money. Cobra Kai sounds good, but I don't get YouTube Premium and I don't get that.

    Going to Rotten Tomatoes means looking at things I can't see. This makes it significantly less useful. It becomes an exercise in disappointment, not a helpful decision aid.

    2) TV shows are much more variable. Movies are almost all fiction, and mostly in just a few categories (Drama, Action, Comedy, Horror, Child are the main categories, with sub-categories). People like those entire categories more often than just a subcategory. If they want an Action movie, they often don't care whether it Crime/Spy/Superhero. It makes it easy to pick a show - first pick your category than compare among them. TV shows are different. People that like a crime TV show are not interested in a superhero TV show and vice versa. We would need categories for News, Reality, Game, Drama, Crime, Lawyer, Hospital, Comedy, History, Animals, Sports, Kids, Soap, Travel, Cooking, and Talk. And all of those have sub categories.

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  39. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Glad I didn't do that with Black Mirror. The first episode was about the prime minister having sex with a pig. Then it good better, until the Americans got hold of it and cheesed it up.

    It was an interesting show, but I think Black Mirror is one of those shows that people rave about that I just didn't find all that enjoyable... I mean, a lot of the ideas behind the show were interesting and could have been very promising... I think I got through about 5 episodes- but I found the actual writing of the show to be a little below par. It's something I would watch in the old days before Netflix and choice and it came on, but not something I'd actively seek out.

    My problem with most ratings is this:

    Critics; critics watch too many movies and shows. They're too jaded and their choice in movies reflect in that. They also seem to be too much up their own arses. Any time a film comes out that is about Hollywood, or about making movies- it's all thumbs up and 10 out of 10; even though the film is almost always horrible. Films about films or Hollywood are almost always awful- but critics love them.

    Random Joe reviews I find are the opposite extreme- the average cinema goer is a dunce and likes dumb shows.

    I don't find Critics or Random Joe as much of a useful metric on how to decide what I will like to watch.

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  40. ...and restricted choice by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    On top of that, there is also a restricted choice. It is no use finding out that TV show X is brilliant if it s not on at the time that you have free to watch something or it is not available on whatever streaming services you have access to.

  41. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will depend on how bad that first episode is. Normally the first few episodes are setting the stage, getting the characters in their spot, and the Universe they live in set.
    Right now shows with story arch are kinda popular,

    "Kinda" is an understatement, a big reason why I stopped watching TV years ago was because nearly every new series feels the need to have an arc and I just don't have time to follow and track all this stuff. I also don't enjoy binge-watching on Netflix either so as a result I'm simply ignorant of most newer series in the past several years. I'm just glad that the Marvel films don't tie in much to the various TV series so I'm free to pass on them without feeling like I'm missing much.

  42. TV? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    Haven't watched network TV in decades. Don't plan to start doing so. So why should I give a rat's ass about Rotten Tomatoes' reviews of TV shows?

    That said, I used to enjoy more than a few shows that were cancelled quickly. Which means that other people's opinions of the shows generally didn't match mine. So, again, why should I give a rat's ass about Rotten Tomatoes' reviews of TV shows?

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    1. Re:TV? by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      First, I disagree with you and that you shouldn't have a right to say it.
      Well you should have a right I just noticed your sig, which I agree with.
      Second, you sound like the person who is hoping for a TV related story just so you can say, "I don't watch TV."
      I do agree with your comment about shows I like being canceled, d'oh.

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  43. Previews, word of mouth, and youtube clips. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I like it, I grab the DVD of it and put it in my media library. If not, oh well. At least I'm not paying $5 for a single popcorn and $5 for a single soda. Especially when back in the day my Dad and I paid $10 for tickets, drinks, and popcorn.

  44. You dont use the same standards for TV by voss · · Score: 1

    Because you don't pay for individual TV shows you are okay with enjoyable cheesy garbage. TV gets easier grading anyway.

  45. Look at audience score 46% by voss · · Score: 1

    Critics can be snowed. Audiences who pay for their own tickets and are likely more familiar with the subject matter have different opinions.

    1. Re:Look at audience score 46% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never found the actual ratings that critics hand out to be particularly informative. Many of my favorite films received low scores. In fact The State, one of my favorite ever sketch comedy scores actually got a negative review when first aired. And by negative, I don't mean bad, I mean, they were literally given negative stars by a reviewer.

      As a result, I question whether the rotten tomatoes score for movies is particularly relevant as it's done by critics who likely don't have the same tastes that the potential viewer does. The actual reviews are often times informative when the critic indicates why they rated it the way they did, often times I'll agree, but sometimes their reasons for giving it a poor review are an indication that I'll like the move. Especially for stupid movies, action flicks and horror movies the scale seems to be somewhat inverted in most cases. Bad Boys got terrible reviews, but it was an enjoyable film for what it was intended to be.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWl2Zgd0Qpk

  46. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I still haven't made it to the second episode yet. It's nice to know it at least got better. But I hadn't written it off or given up yet - just wasn't ready yet.

  47. Reviews in general by DaMattster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reviews in general reflect one person's highly subjective opinion and reflects their individual bias and interests. Also there is a built in bias towards negative reviews. When people are angry, agitated or just disappointed, they're much more likely to leave a review. I will say this about movie reviews: I have to go to see a movie I am interested in myself because rotten tomatoes has trashed movies I've actually liked.

  48. Re:Media 'Reviews' of TV Shows Are Actually Previe by omnichad · · Score: 1

    This is true on Metacritic at least: check out critic reviews for any given weekly-broadcast TV show, and invariably you'll find that the review covers the first 1 or 2 episodes

    I think a quick take is usually still pretty accurate. A good show has great cast chemistry from the start. And most of my favorite shows have taken less than 5 minutes to make up my mind. There are exceptions. For some reason, I really enjoyed Buffy and the acting was beyond terrible for the entire first season (possibly longer). By all accounts, it was terrible and I shouldn't have liked it.

    Maybe it takes longer to decide to love a show if it gets the casting and characters right but the plot meanders too much. It depends on how episodic you like your TV in the first place.

    To get a Netflix-style release on broadcast TV, I have to start recording before the first episode airs. If anything what we need is more reviews or unbiased overviews before the first episode even airs. I'll record an entire season before watching even one episode. Until then, I have last year's recorded shows and Netflix. Falling a year behind on broadcast TV was a great move. And if a show gets canceled mid-season I can decide to never start watching.

  49. Cobra Kai was hardly a perfect show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody give a fuck about TV show reviews. The idea is there is too much good content is laughable.

  50. A better review system is needed. by NeoMorphy · · Score: 1

    "Rotten Tomatoes" has been unreliable for a long time. Most critics fall into a demographic that are biased toward movies that they like, but if you're not part of that demographic, their reviews are not very reliable.

    It feels like I'm trying to decode a secret message to get the right rating. If it's below 30%, it's probably bad. Above 30%, I compare it to the audience rating to see if there is a large discrepancy. If the critics score it 98% and the audience scored it 70%, it's probably bad. If the critics scored it 60% and the audience scored it 95%, it might be a really good movie that just doesn't appeal to the tastes of a critic. You also have to be careful that the audience giving it a good review isn't someone who didn't realize that it was a rehashed copy of an older movie that might have been otherwise good, but when recognized, it's annoying. The older you get, the more you realize that Hollywood keeps recycling plots/cliches instead of something truly fresh.

    Critics seem to love well written dialog, which I do too, but not if that's all there is. A movie can meander without any plot, but if the dialog is great, it's a 98%. It's strange how they point out "plot holes" or lack of tempo in movies they hate, but if they love it, not a problem.

  51. The difference is... by ThomasBHardy · · Score: 1

    I'll spend 15 minutes on a show on my DVR and decide if I like it. minimal investment on my part.

    Movies:
              10 minutes checking reviews
              5 minutes buying tickets online
              $30 spent
              [mumble-mumble] minutes getting the wife ready and into the car
              20 minutes driving to the theater
              10 minutes getting snacks and seated
              15 minutes of commercials and trailers
              $20 spent
              2-2 to 2.5 hours of time watching the movie
              20 minute drive home

    So yeah, movies are worth checking scores on and TV isn't. Why is this at all surprising to anyone, and why on earth did they think they needed to come up with 3 possibilities in the summary?

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  52. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    I guess movies that are already on netflix/prime I don't bother looking at rotten tomatoes at all. I've already paid for those services, if I'm bored I'll fire up the movies.

    But in terms of actually going to the theater, I always look at RT. I won't see a movie that has no rating, and if its really bad and I'm just not a series fanatic for the movie, I also won't go.

  53. Re:You don't watch multiple episodes of a bad seri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to leave your house, another really big deal.

    Only on Slashdot would this be said without irony.

  54. IMDB by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    I use IMDB all the time to check the scores on movies and TV-shows, I don't want to waste my time watching something that I won't like. I usually wait until there's like 2000 scores or more on IMDB for a show/movie before I decide whether to give it a try or not. I do occasionally use Metacritic, too, but on Metacritic I completely fucking ignore critic scores: those fuckers are more interested in trying to look smart and intelligent, than actually reviewing the movie/show properly, and this shows constantly in how the audiences give shows/movies entirely different scores.

  55. I do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I check the user reviews of RT and Metacritic. And I ignore the critic reviews.

    I used to pay attention to IMDB score too, but I've found that after they ditched the forums their most competent users must have left and so the quality of their scoring took a dive.

  56. Probably for same reason as for movies by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    I'd say it's for the exact same reason we don't care about the Rotten Tomatoes score of movies. It doesn't take a lot of complexity to understand why people take aggregate numeric ratings with a grain of salt: you don't know that the other people who rated, care about the same things that you care about. Preferences are too diverse.

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    1. Re:Probably for same reason as for movies by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Generally true, although I personally check the viewer scores (and generally ignore the critics) if I'm undecided about paying money to see a film in-theater.

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  57. Critics vs Audience Reviews by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    When I look at reviews on RT, I'm generally most interested in reviews by professional critics rather than by the general public. This is no guarantee of a rating I would agree with. Many of the highest critics ratings are for documentaries, for example. Also, a mediocre aggregate critics rating along with a high aggregate audience rating often signals a less serious movie that I might find amusing. But for insightful, specific observations about a movie, I look to critics whose opinions I tend to agree with.

    When it come to TV shows, however, are there many professional critics writing reviews?

  58. 4). there's no hurry to see the shows by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I don't feel any compulsion to track RT because there's absolutely no hurry. When there's room in my schedule for another show, I can see what's become available, whether people liked it, make sure it didn't die an untimely death, and stream it when I feel like it. There's no urgency anymore.

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  59. Movies are Social, TV is Solitary by jonhainer · · Score: 1

    Movies in theaters tend to be more social than TV. People invite friends to something that they haven't experienced yet. Inviting someone to a good movie improves your status with them. Wasting your friends' time and money with a bad movie makes you look bad. It's worth checking a review to be certain that everyone else will have a good time.

    TV tends to be more solitary. You can watch the first couple of episodes on your own to try it out with no loss of social status. Once you're sure it's good, then you can invite your friends and family to watch with you. There is no need for a review, if you're only wasting your own time.

  60. Individual tastes are different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So ... find a critic with my tastes in humor and scifi and chics and politics. Cast chemistry matters too.

    I figure any show costs $100K to make, minimal, so there is at least that barrier to entry.
    Next I look at the subject matter. Sitting in a cafe or apartment talking isn't very interesting to me, so I missed Friends and Seinfeld for the first few seasons. Word of mouth got me going on those shows. Friends never became interesting, but Seinfeld was great!

    Hot girls might get me to watch 2-3 episodes, but if that doesn't pan out or it is boring, I'm gone.

    I'm a sucker for most SciFi. Make it funny and put 1-2 hot girls and I'm watching. Firefly. Killjoys, Darkmatter, The Orville - all shows I enjoy.

    A hot chick can override stupid. Stitchers and Bitten and Buffy. I find supernatural a waste of my time almost always. I have zero interest almost always. Forget ghosts or religion - those get negative ratings that nothing even ElizaD or Jennifer Love can fix.

    Hard Scifi is almost always a win. The Expanse. I'm less interesting in fantasy scifi like Star Wars, Star Trek, or GoT or BattleStar Galactica. I check out a few episodes and decide.

    Politics is almost always a turnoff, but spy stuff is fun. Burn Notice, for example. I'll drop Dexter into that group too. These are impossible for a critic to know my tastes about. I can say what I like and what I don't like, but the cast chemistry is very important.

    No more NCIS-crap. It can't be about the police. I've heard cop stories for decades (family), the real stories are better.

    Lost - the stories screwed with the viewers constantly. Hot chics didn't make me like it. Mystical powers don't do it for me.

    Smart cartoons work for me too. Pinky and the Brain; Rick and Morty. Cartoons with dumb characters staring don't work.

    My rule is to give any show that raises an interest 3 episodes to decide if I want to continue.

  61. User Ratings are BS Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some great movies out there with three out of five stars, because someone watched a movie in a style or genre that they don't generally care for.

    So you get people who don't like peanut butter giving a rating for a peanut butter sandwich.

    That, and for some reason, people like to feel important, with opinions that they're sure everyone wants to hear.

    Like A/C's on /., for example.

  62. DON'T DO IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a cheap, shitty experience. Don't waste your time. I'm as hardcore of a nerd that can exist and I couldn't stomach any of it. Shitty costumes, stupid characters, and low budget effects. The story is what I hear everyone tout but I never figured out what the "story" was. The entire show had dialog reminiscent of a Shakespeare play complete with pompous british accents and slang, but with the actors wearing muppet costumes instead of pantaloons. Pure drek, imho. I imagine B5 fans love them some Hamlet and Midsummer's Night Dream. Also drek.

    1. Re:DON'T DO IT by lgw · · Score: 1

      I imagine B5 fans love them some Hamlet and Midsummer's Night Dream.

      'tis true,
      'tis true 'tis pity,
      And pity 'tis, 'tis true

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  63. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I care a huge lot but the feed owners (Netflix, etc) make it very hard to sort of use sensible filters. Actually Netflix has become a B-movie site with a few A exceptions. Finding the right thing is tortuous and the B Movies get shoveled in my face. Prime is better but makes all the content I âoecould buyâ a top choice

  64. wrong again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The premise is all wrong. The vast vast majority of TV shows and movies are total garbage. IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes scores are pushed up by fans, or down by SJWs, and thus meaningless except in a very few exceptional cases.

  65. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mostly because RT reviewers are morons.