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Why Bigger Planes Mean Cramped Quarters (popsci.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: The ironic thing about the compressed state of air travel today is that planes are getting larger. The jet I was on, an Airbus A321, stretches nearly 23 feet longer than its predecessor, the A320. More space, more passengers, more profit. These bigger planes are increasingly the most common Âvariants -- both on American Airlines and across all carriers. The current Boeing 737s, the world's most flown craft, are all longer than the original by up to 45 feet. And yet, on the inside, we're getting squeezed.

That's because more space doesn't equal more space in Airline World. It equals more seats -- and typically less room per person. In 2017, for example, word leaked that American was planning to add six economy spots to its A320s, nine to its A321s, and 12 (that's two rows) to its Boeing 737-800s. JetBlue is reportedly ramming 12 extras into its A320s, and Delta's will gain 10. And, come 2020, you'll likely find more seats on every United plane. In Airline World, they call this densification, which is a silly word. Passengers call it arrrgh!

Consumer Reports recently polled 55,000 of its members about air travel. There were complaints about all aspects, from ticketing to agents checking carry-ons at the gate. But 30 percent of coach-class fliers rated their seats as outright uncomfortable, and every airline received extremely low scores on legroom and cushiness in economy. Clearly, things are dismal and seem to be getting even worse. They're so bad, in fact, that last year, nonprofit consumer-advocacy group FlyersRights.org filed a suit against the Federal Aviation Administration, after lobbying the agency to stop the squeeze and standardize seat sizes.

234 comments

  1. Thing is... by YuppieScum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...that they didn't complain about ticket prices.

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    1. Re:Thing is... by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My thoughts exactly.

      Everyone's always willing to complain, but yet they continually want cheaper and cheaper flights, while the actual costs of operating an airline just keep rising. Customers want more destinations and more airport services. Somebody's going to be paying for that, so it comes at the cost of legroom.

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    2. Re: Thing is... by ravib123 · · Score: 2

      You know the odd thing is regardless of the ticket price the number flights per day went down a lot so they needed more seats and fuller airplanes. I was lucky enough to sit next to an analyst who worked with the airlines once about 20 years ago. At the time only the small planes were profitable, most of the time. Ticket prices were higher (and dropping fast) but the large planes required to be 70% full for any profit to be made. As the density increase on the planes, and the number of flights decreased, you presumably see a high chance of profit on a flight. Since effectively they airlines all compete on price first, and they all cost the same to operate the same model if plane, itâ(TM)s almost like a garbage company. You make the money elsewhere; first class, foodstuffs, extra weight (which costs more for fuel), etc. I suppose we should be happy to have so many options in flying, Iâ(TM)m amazed so many companies exist to chose from. Despite all being more or less the same ðY

    3. Re: Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not only did they charge me extra for leg room, they made me buy a ticket for my attack bot and for my inflatable sheep. The nerve of these airlines!

    4. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that ticket prices are inversely correlated with crowding. If the prices are low that means that the plane is going to be mostly empty and even though your economy seat, itself, will be too small, you'll be able to expand into the neighboring seat areas because there won't be anyone sitting next to you. On the other hand, if ticket prices are high, that means the plane id likely to be full and you'll have some big guys on either side of you expanding into your seat space.

      If airlines want people to choose the more expensive seats then they're going to have to provide a better experience (more space) to the people who pay more.

    5. Re:Thing is... by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

      Wish I had points to mod you up - you're exactly right. And it's not all US airlines. American Airlines is among the worst at these seat games and other nickel-and-dime bullshit. So guess what? I no longer fly with them, even though they have some routes that are very convenient for me. Southwest and Alaska are both fairly reasonable for seat quality and pricing, and so I use them more.

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    6. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So use more efficient aircraft for medium and shorter haul flights. Dash-8 Q400 can have decent seat pitch and still use less fuel/resources than jet aircraft. Perfect for routes like New York-Toronto-Montreal where Porter Airlines uses it, without compromising service.

      Yeah, yeah, ignorant people are scared of a "prop plane..."

    7. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I can't afford business class, but I buy economy plus whenever I can. Unfortunately, on a lot of the routes I fly, that's not an option--increasingly, the pattern seems to be that your choices are business/first, and basic economy, with nothing in between.

    8. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with it. I routinely do a round-trip from Dulles to LAX (8-12 times per year) and I don't care if I have an extra 2 in of leg room. I treat flying like getting on a public bus; as long as it gets me there safely, I don't care. I'm not looking fly in a resort hotel.

      That said, I'm a fairly thin guy and while my legs are kinda long, it's not been a problem.

    9. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see those books and profit rates for those airlines, then we'll talk about ticket prices vs. inter-seat space.

    10. Re: Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least at the moment airlines are profitable and doing well, so they really donâ(TM)t need to squeeze people to survive

    11. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Talk to me when you've flown on Spirit or Ryanair even for a 2-3 hour flight. The only good thing about Spirit is that you can usually get an upgrade to the front/1st-class seats for $75 or so.

    12. Re:Thing is... by Pulzar · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, yeah, ignorant people are scared of a "prop plane..."

      It's not that simple. Even WestJet says that they are only more efficient on short-hauls, less than 300 miles. They are louder, they generally don't fit in normal gates and require buses / walking to the plane, they have very little overhead room... They introduce a new type of plane to be handled by ground crews in many small airports with small crews.

      There are real disadvantages, along with advantages. If they made sense for an airline, the "sacred of prop plane" wouldn't be an issue, just like it's not an issue for Porter.

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    13. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Informative

      Dash-8s work fine with jetways -- they need an adapter gangway that mates to the lower door height. But the same applies to small jet aircraft like the ERJ, CRJ, and BAE146. The reason jetways aren't used for many short-haul flights isn't due to aircraft type, but because smaller airports and regional terminals weren't set up for them.

      https://www.eiaviation.com/wp-...

    14. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, yeah, ignorant people are scared of a "prop plane..."

      Prop airliners have about 4X the accident rate of a recent model jet airliner.

      4X the accident rate still means prop airliners are extremely safe, but they are not AS safe as jets on average, so it's not completely irrational to be more afraid of prop based airliners.

      Props:
      ATR-42: 0.44 accidents per million flight hours
      Dash-8: 0.57 accidents per million flight hours

      Jets:
      737-600/700/800/900/max: 0.10 per million flight hours
      747-400: 0.06 per million flight hours
      A320/319: 0.11 per million flight hours

    15. Re:Thing is... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      ...that they didn't complain about ticket prices.

      "This airline food tastes terrible!"

      "Yeah, and the portions are too small!"

      For me, the most annoying thing about flying is . . . some of the other passengers.

      Folks fighting with each other while trying to skimp on check-in fees by trying to stuff all their entire worldly belongings into the overhead bins.

      Small children who obviously need their own seat, and are too young to travel anyway . . . but the parents MUST take them now, because next year, they will have . . . *gasp* . . . PAY for their ticket!

      Folks who can't fit in one seat . . . but refuse to reserve two seats, and blubber over the arm rest.

      . . . and with that . . . the airlines achieve what they really want . . . folks like me are now more willing to buy a business or first class ticket.

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    16. Re:Thing is... by hey! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One of the things they don't tell you about capitalism in civics class is that companies do everything they can to avoid competition by making their prices hard to compare with other vendors. They do this by making transactions absurdly complicated (car dealers), by bundling irrelevant stuff into the deal (mobile phone companies, cable companies), unbundling essential stuff (airlines and baggage fees) or by adulterating/diluting their product (airlines and seat sizes).

      If you are price comparing two tickets between the same destination, the airlines make it quite difficult to figure out what you're getting for the price, the incidentals you'll have to pay, and even the certainty that you'll actually be able to board the plane. There's intense competition to get the lowest found ticket price in a computerized search, but a price ranking of alternatives is highly unreliable.

      On top of this, many airline passengers are in the same position that Microsoft Windows users were for many years: other people make the purchasing decision. I once had an employer book me on an itinerary that took twenty three hours from the time I boarded in Manchester, NH to when wheels touched down in Sacramento, thanks to layovers in Newark and Phoenix. Normally I'd fly out of Boston (where I live) and it would take about eight and half hours, but my boss figured out he could save fifty bucks by making me drive an hour north to a smaller airport.

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    17. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not exactly. Most accidents happen during takeoff or landing. Turboprop planes tend to fly shorter flight legs, therefore more takeoffs/landings per hour, even 4x as more. (This even takes slower speed into account).

    18. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Same data gives the CRJ series accident rate as 0.38.

    19. Re:Thing is... by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I do all of the time.

      Not about the prices themselves, but about that lottery when buying tickets.

      No matter how low the price is in the end, it WILL feel like a ripoff when they sell it for half of that, too.

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    20. Re: Thing is... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      The purpose of a business is to maximize profits, not to "survive".

      This is just tall people expecting short people to subsidize them.

      Tall guys get all the chicks, they are paid more, and now they are trying to take away the one thing that works in favor of short people: cramped airline seats.

      Short people need to stand up for their rights ... and if nobody notices, they need to stand on a stool.

    21. Re: Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm willing to drive especially if it is less than 750 miles

    22. Re: Thing is... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      How is your Napoleon complex faring? Sounds like you skipped your meds today....

      You can laugh now, but someday I will dance on your grave: short men live longer. ... and you will pay more for your extra-long coffin. Enjoy the legroom.

    23. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that's basically all you can judge the flight on. I bet you'd see some price differentiation if the aggretagation sites had a sortable column describing the comfort of each choice. Airlines probably don't want to do that because they don't want to guarantee a particular plane for each leg.

    24. Re:Thing is... by mrbester · · Score: 1

      > folks like me are now more willing to buy a business or first class ticket.

      which is exactly what the railways did: make the conditions in the cheaper sections so bad that people will pay more to not have to endure them. It worked so well (not even an Act of Parliament to ensure you had a roof on your carriage made much difference) that it continues to this day.

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    25. Re:Thing is... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Actual costs of operating an airline crashed in the last decade. Reminder: Analysts where talking about "when is oil barrel going to hit 200USD". One of the biggest costs of operating an airline is fuel.

    26. Re:Thing is... by darkain · · Score: 1

      Alaska Airlines (Horizon) already does this. They have an entirely fleet of Q400s for shorter runs. From Seattle, they fly to Oregon, Idaho, and Montana.

    27. Re:Thing is... by hawguy · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.

      Everyone's always willing to complain, but yet they continually want cheaper and cheaper flights, while the actual costs of operating an airline just keep rising. Customers want more destinations and more airport services. Somebody's going to be paying for that, so it comes at the cost of legroom.

      They can't cut legroom much more, I'm not that tall (5'10"), but sometimes find my knees touching the seatpocket in front of me.

      If the airlines were required to advertise this information (seat width and pitch) along with ticket prices, then maybe consumers *could* take seat space into account, but it's very tedious and time consuming to do so now -- on any flight > 3 hours, I always try to Seat Guru and find out exactly what seat I'm buying. I started doing this after one cramped flight to Hawaii in a 777 configured with 10 seats across (3-4-3). I had upgraded to "Economy Plus", which gave a few inches of leg room but did nothing to help with the width.

      Airlines should be free to cram as many people on board as they like, as long as they make it clear to consumers what they are buying.

    28. Re: Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't make myself shorter, but you can shave a few inches off that fat ass of yours.

    29. Re: Thing is... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you try registering it as a emotional support animal? They have to let you take them on board for free, otherwise it's like racist or something.

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    30. Re: Thing is... by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I can't make myself shorter, but you can shave a few inches off that fat ass of yours.

      I don't know if you've ever seen a human body, but except in extreme obesity, a fat ass adds height while seated more than back-to-knee distance. In any case, at 160 lbs, I'm well within a healthy BMI for my height, so unless I'm willing to shave bone off my spine, weight less won't make a seat any more comfortable.

    31. Re:Thing is... by uncqual · · Score: 2

      So, tell your boss that you expect to be paid an hourly rate (or at least comp time) for anything over eight hours on a "travel day".

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    32. Re:Thing is... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      No, you end up needing 2-3 times the number of flights of a Q400 to equal a 737. And that means twice the number of takeoffs and landings - something most airports couldn't handle. Additionally, you need MORE time between departures for small planes after a large plane as they suffer from wind shear from other planes much more than large planes. So you end up with less total passenger traffic if you move to lots of small flights.

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    33. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      We're not comparing a Q400 to a 737-800, but to an E170, E190, or C-series.

    34. Re:Thing is... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Why? It's better (efficiency, scheduling) to have a single, larger flight replace 3-4 smaller flights. And it's safer as well.

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    35. Re:Thing is... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many top tier airports are slot restricted - they are at capacity and can't increase the number of aircraft landing or taking off, which means that the only alternative is larger aircraft.

    36. Re:Thing is... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Actually they did, or rather do. Those "low prices" are difficult to compare because of the unbundling of services (like "checked baggage") with ever multiplying fees stacked on top. It becomes very difficult to compare equivalent fares. There are tons of complaints about this situation.

      And leg room information is not provided with your fare. It you paid a higher ticket price, would you be able to reasonably expect more leg room? Please. If there is a difference it is as likely to be less, plus you just paid more for (less than) nothing.

      You can't shop for "more leg room" on flights unless you go whole hog and jump to business class. I have started to see offers for "pay for more legroom starting at $X" when I do the kiosk baggage check, but they don't provide comparative data about what you are buying, and it is offered at the worst possible time to make an informed decision.

      This is yet another case where the market place is racing to the bottom, and regulations are needed to step in to set minimum standards and providing honest information to the consumer.

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    37. Re:Thing is... by hey! · · Score: 1

      I told my boss that the only reason I was getting on the flight was that the client needed me, and that if he ever put me on a flight like that again I'd resign.

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    38. Re:Thing is... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Somebody's going to be paying for that, so it comes at the cost of legroom.

      And yet it's rare to be on a full flight. How much extra are they really making?

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    39. Re:Thing is... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      I'm stating facts, not all routes have the capacity for even one 737 per day. Also, having a choice of departure times is good.

    40. Re: Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not supposed to fuck them! I stick with my own species thank you very much.

    41. Re:Thing is... by mattb47 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, the cell phone, car, cable, and airline industries have nothing on the health industry on obfuscating pricing.

    42. Re: Thing is... by slasher999 · · Score: 1

      See, this is where I differ I guess. I stopped flying about 8 years ago, give or take. It was just too uncomfortable and too much of a nightmare that it simply wasnâ(TM)t worth it. I said for a long time that the airline industry was in a race to zero. That isnâ(TM)t good for customers. Iâ(TM)m happy paying a reasonable price for a flight. It doesnâ(TM)t need to be $50 for a two hour flight, but it shouldnâ(TM)t be $1000 either. A couple hundred bucks including my carry on and a checked bag and Iâ(TM)m good. Cross country? Sure, $500, maybe $800 for the same. Just make sure Iâ(TM)m comfortable and staff is attentive during that time. Not asking a lot.

      I havenâ(TM)t missed flying. My wife and I travel a bit too, but we drive. I bought a large suv that is extremely comfortable to drive long distances and can carry everything we need to bring. Iâ(TM)m not saying Iâ(TM)ll never fly again, but itâ(TM)s nice that I havenâ(TM)t needed to.

    43. Re:Thing is... by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      Somebody's going to be paying for that, so it comes at the cost of legroom.

      And yet it's rare to be on a full flight. How much extra are they really making?

      It seems that I'm on full flights a lot more than I used to be. I would say about 80% of my flights are full with many having waiting lists and/or paying people to voluntarily deboard. Airlines overbook and run at about 85% capacity. They can't increase that much more than the 85% because additional overbooking runs the risk of having too many flights where too many people can't get on the plane they paid for. https://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/1...

    44. Re:Thing is... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      That link doesn't say why they cannot overbook more. It says they won't buy more planes because they don't have to (overbooking is legal). And 85% of all seats being filled isn't a useful stat. If 80% of flights were full, that would be useful. That's because there's a giant difference between two situations that the stat from the article gives. Is it 85% of the flights are full and 15% are empty? Or is it all flights are 85% full?

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    45. Re: Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just tall people expecting short people to subsidize them.

      The only alternative is to introduce apart-height tickets.

    46. Re: Thing is... by blindseer · · Score: 1

      I tried registering myself as an emotional support animal. They still made me pay for a seat.

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    47. Re:Thing is... by coofercat · · Score: 1

      But of course the big 'scandal' is that those bigger aircraft aren't anywhere near full a lot of the time.

    48. Re: Thing is... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This is the funniest thing I've read all week, now excuse me I need to go clean coffee off my screen. :-)

    49. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't cut legroom much more, I'm not that tall (5'10"), but sometimes find my knees touching the seatpocket in front of me.

      They can cut much more. Some airlines consider standing passengers on short hops. Just like a commuter bus.

    50. Re: Thing is... by mjwx · · Score: 2

      How is your Napoleon complex faring? Sounds like you skipped your meds today....

      You can laugh now, but someday I will dance on your grave: short men live longer. ... and you will pay more for your extra-long coffin. Enjoy the legroom.

      The odd thing about Napoleon is that he wasn't that short. He was actually tall for the day at 5'7 which was actually slightly taller than most people at the time. The idea of Napoleon Bonaparte being diminutive came from British wartime propaganda where he was depicted as being short and monkey-like. Comparatively, Lord Horatio Nelson his British naval adversary was 5'4 but the Duke of Wellington, who commanded the British army during the Napoleonic wars towered over most people at 5'11.

      So Napoleon wasn't short at all, he was in fact, slightly tall for a Frenchman.

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    51. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're right, the link is kind of useless. In terms of answering your question - running load factor above 90% (the load factor you see during travel in the summer) or so makes your airline very fragile. It basically means that, in the event of IRROPS (primarily weather delays and cancellations) it takes a very long time for your route network to recover - meaning long days and very unhappy customers (and, depending on the cause, potentially on the hook for food and accommodations). Time to recovery from IRROPS goes parabolic as you get your average daily load factor much above 90%.

      The remaining 5% is just due to inability to perfectly match supply and demand on many routes.

    52. Re:Thing is... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 0

      actual costs of operating an airline just keep rising

      Or maybe the value of money is decreasing? Also, let's abandon this security theater with TSA and whatnot, which is money wasted (no effectiveness WHATSOEVER).

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    53. Re:Thing is... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      The airline easyJet has a load factor of 95% (so nearly all of their flights are totally full). Ryanair is probably similar.

    54. Re:Thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm honestly not seeing anyone complaining about flights being too expensive. Airlines keep trying to beat each other on price though, and customers would be stupid not to pick the cheapest flight if the comfort is still going to be just as atrocious on a more expensive option.

      Airlines are allowed to get away with anything, remember when oil prices were really high and airlines imposed "temporary" fuel surcharges and fees on checked luggage? We're still paying...

      The FAA (being the only organization with any clout over airlines) should set minimum standards for economy seating, large enough that a 6' human can actually sit. If prices go up temporarily, so be it. The "market" will bring prices down again, airlines are already making record profits.

    55. Re:Thing is... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      That makes a lot of sense. Thanks for taking the time to explain it.

      I've definitely heard horror stories on discount airlines, not just about the (slightly) higher cancellation rate, but about how many days it takes to recover if your flight is cancelled.

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    56. Re:Thing is... by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      It basically means that, in the event of IRROPS (primarily weather delays and cancellations) it takes a very long time for your route network to recover - meaning long days and very unhappy customers (and, depending on the cause, potentially on the hook for food and accommodations). Time to recovery from IRROPS goes parabolic as you get your average daily load factor much above 90%.

      I would think that airlines would have a few backup standby planes that could swoop in during an emergency. I realize that this adds to the cost to have a few "idle" planes but if they were centrally located, I would think the added cost would be minimal compared to having to keep capacity available for cancellations.

    57. Re: Thing is... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I wonder if I could register a turtle. And then register another one as the ESA for the first one...

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    58. Re:Thing is... by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Many top tier airports are slot restricted - they are at capacity and can't increase the number of aircraft landing or taking off, which means that the only alternative is larger aircraft.K/blockquote>

      But of course the big 'scandal' is that those bigger aircraft aren't anywhere near full a lot of the time.

      The full airports demand slot utilization - use it or lose it. If a plane isn't full, they'll still run it. Hell, they'll fly a plane out even if it's completely empty!

      Take a look at London Heatrhrow - there are 737s that fly out of it that do not have any passengers. They are there only because the airline has a slot and they need to occupy the slot. (The plane usually is just for a short domestic flight and used as a placeholder until the real flight is established).

      Slots are expensive and rare and thus anyone who has them has to use them or they will be bumped.

      And for emptier flights, sometimes the plane is used because it's the one that fits their needs best - they'd run a smaller plane but then they'd need to have a smaller plane with sufficient range, have their ground crew and pilots for it, etc.

    59. Re: Thing is... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      The odd thing about Napoleon is that he wasn't that short. He was actually tall for the day at 5'7 which was actually slightly taller than most people at the time. The idea of Napoleon Bonaparte being diminutive came from British wartime propaganda where he was depicted as being short and monkey-like.

      Well, that and also all the French paintings that have him surrounded by French soldiers much taller than he was. The Imperial Guard were his shock troops and used for decisive blows as things were still very much hand to hand. They had to be in top shape and at least six feet tall.

    60. Re: Thing is... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Bigot! Why do you hate diversity?

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  2. Solution is simple... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Go back to live evacuation tests. Require that they use airline CEOs, upper management, and their families as the test subjects... If the plane can't be evac'ed in 90 seconds without injury, increase seat pitch and try again.

    If a few airline upper managers get hurt during an evacuation test, maybe they'll realize WHY extremely dense seating is a bad idea.

    1. Re:Solution is simple... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Use the CEO, upper management and their families as test subjects, stuff the rest of the plane with homeless people and then tell everyone the first 20 to exit the plane get 50 bucks.

      Then start looking for a new CEO and upper management. And pay your cleanup crew handsomely, they earned it.

      (that "first 20 to exit get money" test was actually done when airlines found out that the evacuation tests worked like a charm while there were many unnecessary deaths in real emergency situations. People don't act civil when their life's at stake...)

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    2. Re:Solution is simple... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      Pass a law requiring all airline CEOs be 6'2", and then that they're only allowed to travel (both on business and for pleasure) using the cheapest seats on their airline, ordered using the normal booking process.

      Or, let's just skip that and start the beatings. It'll be more humane than forcing airline CEOs to use their own airlines.

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    3. Re:Solution is simple... by swillden · · Score: 2

      Go back to live evacuation tests. Require that they use airline CEOs, upper management, and their families as the test subjects... If the plane can't be evac'ed in 90 seconds without injury, increase seat pitch and try again.

      If a few airline upper managers get hurt during an evacuation test, maybe they'll realize WHY extremely dense seating is a bad idea.

      Meh. As a numerate consumer, I think this is a bad idea. Denser seating lowers ticket prices, and given that the probability that a plane I'm on will need to be evacuated in 90 seconds is extraordinarily low, and given that in one of those rare situations I think minor injuries would be the least of my concerns, I'll take the denser seating and lower price as long as I get enough legroom that I can fit. Especially for short flights.

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    4. Re:Solution is simple... by jittles · · Score: 1

      Go back to live evacuation tests. Require that they use airline CEOs, upper management, and their families as the test subjects... If the plane can't be evac'ed in 90 seconds without injury, increase seat pitch and try again.

      If a few airline upper managers get hurt during an evacuation test, maybe they'll realize WHY extremely dense seating is a bad idea.

      Meh. As a numerate consumer, I think this is a bad idea. Denser seating lowers ticket prices, and given that the probability that a plane I'm on will need to be evacuated in 90 seconds is extraordinarily low, and given that in one of those rare situations I think minor injuries would be the least of my concerns, I'll take the denser seating and lower price as long as I get enough legroom that I can fit. Especially for short flights.

      Even as a taller individual I am perfectly okay with these denser packed planes. I get upgraded to the extra leg room section automatically on ticket purchase so these lower prices help me, too. But even if I did not get the auto upgrade I would pay for the extra leg room. Anyway, I've been flying on a regular basis for about 15 years now and they have actually increased the number of emergency exits - they had to. They have to have a certain number of exits based on the number of passengers. So I don't think that there will be a significant problem with meeting the evacuation requirements anyway.

    5. Re:Solution is simple... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      That would just make it worse, because they would train those people to evacuate quickly and orderly.

      A better solution would be to simply mandate certain seat sizes. Minimum width, minimum legroom.

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    6. Re:Solution is simple... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      And you'd be wrong. In a 90-second evacuation, seconds count. A narrow seating row that's 3-5 seconds slower to empty will add up and slow down the evacuation.

    7. Re:Solution is simple... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Or, let's just skip that and start the beatings. It'll be more humane than forcing airline CEOs to use their own airlines.

      You can do both. Just saying.

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    8. Re:Solution is simple... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Mandate the seat sizes and then people will bitch and moan about the increase in price.

      We are talking about the service provision in the most price conscious segment of the market. Those price conscious customers will want the additional room at the same price.

    9. Re:Solution is simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do the great with each seat configuration, and the European regulators require the tray subjects to n not be airline employees

    10. Re:Solution is simple... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 2

      Why do you assume that they ticket price will go down? This could just as easily be used to pad profit (or at least reduce losses) on a flight. The airline business isn't a free and open competitive marketplace. There are some routes that only have one carrier. In cases like that the airline has no incentive to drop the price while at the same time cramming you into the plane like sardines.

    11. Re:Solution is simple... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to think that denser packing leads to lower fares. Since airlines are posting record profits, it in fact makes it look like it leads to higher profits.

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    12. Re:Solution is simple... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Last time I flew, the douche-canoe in front of me tried to unjam his seat from the vertical and locked position.

      You probably know where this is going, but the thing jamming his seat was my femurs. Until I shouted for a stewardess, he didn’t stop, and I had badly bruised knees while helping my uncle pack his shit for an interstate move.

      Of course, I started with “Ow!” And “Sir, that’s my legs, would you - ow, fuck! - please stop - dammit! - banging on - ouch! - the seat?

      Nope. Between two and five minutes of - you know, that probably constituted battery, in hindsight. It’d certainly get pled down, but getting the entitled fucker arrested and out of the seat in front of me would have been worth it all by itself.

    13. Re:Solution is simple... by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the airline would pass the savings on to the customer?

    14. Re:Solution is simple... by techdolphin · · Score: 1

      I would suggest another solution. Make all CEOs and top executives of an airline always fly coach on a competitor's airline. Also, make all federal elected officials and members of the presidential cabinet always fly coach. I bet that will solve the problem quickly.

    15. Re:Solution is simple... by jittles · · Score: 1

      And you'd be wrong. In a 90-second evacuation, seconds count. A narrow seating row that's 3-5 seconds slower to empty will add up and slow down the evacuation.

      Well show me the empirical evidence you have that shows that these narrow rows are 3-5 seconds slower to evacuate, then.

    16. Re:Solution is simple... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If the plane can't be evac'ed in 90 seconds without injury, increase seat pitch and try again.

      On what basis did you come to that 90 seconds being relevant in the face of fatal plane accidents typically being 100% fatal?
      If the evacuation speed was relevant then you should at least see those people who paid the extra $20 for the emergency row survive, but the statistics don't show those $20 increasing your life expectancy.

    17. Re:Solution is simple... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      90 seconds is the law. If it can be used to force the airlines to provide reasonable passenger accomodations, great!

    18. Re:Solution is simple... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Accommodations are reasonable. They are currently designed for exactly what customers want: The lowest possible cost. Sure there are a few oddballs who want more leg room, and for those people, well Airlines accommodate them too.

      Don't force your opinions on me just because you want your leg room at my seat prices*.

      *Actually I pay the premium for the legroom happily knowing that prices are now comically low.

    19. Re:Solution is simple... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Capitalist corporations need to be coerced. Best to have equality of outcome, where every human of normal height, regardless of leg length, pays the same for a plane ticket. Socialism is good and necessary.

    20. Re:Solution is simple... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Capitalist corporations need to be coerced.

      To do what? Before you can make that claim you need a justifiable reason to coerce them to do something.

      Socialism is good and necessary.

      In order to bring the necessary minimum outcome to all people. Something important for social security and necessities like healthcare, housing, and being able to feed yourself. It is most certainly not universally "good" as by its nature it involves major compromises in order to achieve equality.

      On the other hand right now we're talking about a completely private service not fundamentally necessary to anyone, and used by a tiny portion of the population. That population has spoken and chosen. Their best outcome is the cheapest possible ticket. Socialism is for necessary government services, not for the private sector offering a very much catered and tiered service.

      As a tall person myself I also don't complain that I can't fit on the kids slides at the local playground either.

  3. They bought their tickets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into - I say let em be crushed.

    1. Re:They bought their tickets... by MikeDataLink · · Score: 1

      They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into - I say let em be crushed.

      You're obviously not required to travel for business. If only it was so simple.

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    2. Re:They bought their tickets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got that reference.

    3. Re:They bought their tickets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See that thing flying way over your head? It's the joke.

    4. Re:They bought their tickets... by jittles · · Score: 1

      They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into - I say let em be crushed.

      You're obviously not required to travel for business. If only it was so simple.

      Then you're not traveling enough for business or you'd get upgraded automatically and for free. Anyway, most businesses will let you pay for the upgrade cost out of your own pocket. And most airlines will let you book the upgrade separately immediately after ticket purchase so long as they do not buy a basic economy fare. And if your company is trying to save $80 on your ticket by buying basic economy then you ought to put your foot down and tell them you won't travel if they're not willing to spend a few extra dollars so that you have the option to buy an upgrade.

    5. Re:They bought their tickets... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Then you're not traveling enough for business or you'd get upgraded automatically and for free. Anyway, most businesses will let you pay for the upgrade cost out of your own pocket. And most airlines will let you book the upgrade separately immediately after ticket purchase so long as they do not buy a basic economy fare. And if your company is trying to save $80 on your ticket by buying basic economy then you ought to put your foot down and tell them you won't travel if they're not willing to spend a few extra dollars so that you have the option to buy an upgrade.

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    6. Re:They bought their tickets... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe the nature of your business is that you have to book at the last minute, after all of the upgrades have been given out and all that's left is cattle class middle seats.

      Thanks, but no thanks.

      dom

  4. Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is why capitalism rarely serves the needs of the consumer, because usually all players in the market have a a common goal that is the exact opposite of what the consumer needs.

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    1. Re: Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because when I think of safe and comfortable air travel, my first thoughts are of the USSR.

    2. Re:Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... it IS serving the needs of the consumer. Consumers have spoken: what they want above all other considerations is cheap ticket prices.

      Sure, they'll SAY they want more room and more expensive tickets, but when push comes to shove they buy from the $190 round trip airline, not the $209 round trip one.

      Consumers have the ultimate authority in this regard. They just haven't chosen what you wanted them to.

    3. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If there are no airlines that offer larger seats, how are the consumers supposed to speak? By opening their own airline?

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    4. Re: Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm not making any comments about other systems being better or worse. I am simply stating a fact about capitalism.

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    5. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      And no, "first class" is a whole package, not just a few extra bucks for a big seat. That's not an offering of a bigger seat.

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    6. Re:Capitalism by swillden · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is why capitalism rarely serves the needs of the consumer, because usually all players in the market have a a common goal that is the exact opposite of what the consumer needs.

      There are two competing consumer needs here, but you're ignoring the one that is the most important for many consumers: cost. X% fewer seats on a plane, all else equal, means X% higher ticket price. And when consumers are shopping for airline tickets, they're mostly shopping on price.

      What consumers need that capitalism doesn't always provide is accurate information. As long as consumers can get accurate information about legroom when choosing their flights, then if they want to choose cheaper flights with less legroom, that's their decision and any regulations that try to force them to have more room just serve to price air travel out of reach for more people.

      And frankly, it's not clear to me that most travelers actually care that much, based on the fact that although legroom information is available from the airlines, only one of the major flight search tools provides it. I just checked Kayak, Expedia, Travelocity, Priceline and Google Flights. Google is the only one that provides legroom information, and even there you have to click the "expand" arrow on each fare option to see what the legroom is. Further, while Google allows you to specify a lot of different criteria to narrow your search options, legroom isn't one of them.

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    7. Re:Capitalism by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      10% higher ticket price for 10% less density is fine by me.

      The difference between sufficient leg room and insufficient leg room is not a whole lot.

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    8. Re:Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were such, and consumers chose their competitors which offered cheaper fares with more seats per airplane. Consumers chose that those more expensive airlines should go out of business, via supporting their competitors preferentially, and they did go out of business (or change their practices to smaller seating in order to remain in business).

      Consumers spoke. Just not how you wanted them to.

    9. Re:Capitalism by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      You can usually choose an exit row seat with huge legroom for a small extra charge. And many airlines offer a Premium Economy or equivalent Economy++ class, e.g. BA's includes more space and a quieter, smaller cabin in theirs for example: https://www.britishairways.com...

    10. Re:Capitalism by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Or it works great. I fly - a LOT - for work. Delta 2+MM mile flier here, who averages 200K miles per year. I rarely buy anything but economy seats on domestic flights - and Delta is VERY good about making sure I almost always get at least Economy Plus upgrades, if not business/first upgrades, for free. They have a great program for regular travelers, and that is capitalism at work. Adding other benefits that attract people and promote brand loyalty.

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    11. Re:Capitalism by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      Pretty much every airline offers larger seats, in Economy Plus or business/first class. Oh, don't want to pay that? Then you just made the GP's case.

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    12. Re:Capitalism by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Offering premium economy is the norm rather than the exception. Most airlines offer a bigger seat/more leg room without the extra "package" of business/first class.

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    13. Re:Capitalism by careysub · · Score: 1

      Offering premium economy is the norm rather than the exception. Most airlines offer a bigger seat/more leg room without the extra "package" of business/first class.

      First sentence of the linked Wikipedia article "Premium economy is a travel class offered on some airlines."

      No, it is not the norm, it is the exception, and without standards and data disclosure requirements, you don't know what the dollars versus legroom trade-off really is.

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    14. Re:Capitalism by careysub · · Score: 1

      And frankly, it's not clear to me that most travelers actually care that much, based on the fact that although legroom information is available from the airlines, only one of the major flight search tools provides it.

      Data is not being provided in useful convenient form to consumer, therefore the consumer doesn't care that much? No, it just means that the booking tools chose not to provide it.

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    15. Re:Capitalism by Solandri · · Score: 1

      If airliner travel were purely capitalistic, you would get a seat proportional to your height and weight, with a higher ticket price for bigger seating.

      Air travel is in the situation it's in because it follows the socialist concept that everyone should pay the same price for a seat, regardless of their height or weight.

    16. Re:Capitalism by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      No, it is not the norm, it is the exception [...]

      Here's a list of airlines that offer Premium Economy/Economy Plus.

      Perhaps you should consider using those airlines.

    17. Re:Capitalism by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      RTFA - down the page you'll see dozens of airlines listed with premium economy. And two that are not. I'd call that the norm, not the exception.

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    18. Re:Capitalism by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      t's not clear to me that most travelers actually care that much, based on the fact that although legroom information is available from the airlines, only one of the major flight search tools provides it.

      That doesn't mean customers don't care. It means that customers cannot easily get information to make informed decisions. That is, if Kayak offered it, they could use stats to show most people don't care. But it doesn't.

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    19. Re: Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "X% fewer seats on a plane, all else equal, means X% higher ticket price."

      False. There is a fixed handling cost per passenger, so charging Y% more where YX can yield more profit, especially when margins are slim. E.g. say cost=$100. 100 pax @$110 = $1000 profit. 50 pax @$120 = also $1000 profit.

      It's a broken market because you can't select seat size, or when you (indirectly) can, you're charged through the nose.

    20. Re: Capitalism by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the worst system except for all the rest.

    21. Re:Capitalism by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      This is why capitalism rarely serves the needs of the consumer

      You got this wrong. This is precisely WHY capitalism serves the needs of consumers. Take any typical flight and you'll find a completely booked out plane, with all the cheap seats filled. Consumers don't want to pay $15 for extra leg room. Consumers find it hard enough to go with an established airline company with larger seats and instead opt to cram themselves into shitty low cost carriers in droves.

      Capitalism has heard you. All of you. You want cheap tickets? We got those. You want leg room? Pony up the cash. We're here for ALL of you.

    22. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      What the hell is premium economy? I just want a bigger seat. Maybe I don't want to go through a big list of what "premium economy" entails. To me that just seems like I'll be paying for all kinds of things that I don't want to pay for. If that is nothing but a bigger seat, why don't they "bigger seat" instead of "premium economy"?

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    23. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      When I go to book a flight and I see: "Add more leg room for $15" then I will agree with you. Until then I have not seen anything like that.

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    24. Re: Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      You can always reach for something better.

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    25. Re:Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can usually choose an exit row seat with huge legroom for a small extra charge.

      I've done that and after the door closed the flight attendant put the largest man on the plane in between me and someone else who paid for an exit row seat. We were packed in like sardines. Arms overlapped the entire way. Worse flight I've been on in a while and I paid extra for the privilege.

    26. Re:Capitalism by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
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    27. Re:Capitalism by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      What kind of strange flights do you take? I literally pay between $10 and $25 dollars to upgrade my flight to the exit room on a monthly basis. Or let me guess, you're going to reference some intercontinental flight and claim because you can't buy it for $15 somehow my point that what you want is available for a price somehow is invalid. But hey if that's how your brain works, more power to you. I'll tell your carer to give you a gold star.

    28. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Oh brother. I don't want a fucking 'comparison chart'. Am I paying 15% for 15% more seat space? Yes or no.

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    29. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what an exit room is, but if you mean the bigger space where exit doors are in the middle, I think I've seen that 3 times in all my years of flying.

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    30. Re: Capitalism by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      If you had something better you would have presented it instead of shitting on capitalism.

    31. Re:Capitalism by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Yes. No. Sometimes. If I pay you 15% more do I get 15% more code, or 15% quicker code?

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    32. Re:Capitalism by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I think I've seen that 3 times in all my years of flying.

      I meant exit row and every plane has them. The larger the plane the more of them there are, and even assuming they didn't have them most planes also offer a premium economy service and some flights that I've been on offer perfectly tiered legroom on purchasing where you can select Economy, Economy + 3" legroom, Economy + 6" leg room, an exit row (usually closer to 12" legroom), premium economy (extra leg room + extras) or business. Though *that* level of tiering is something I've only seen a few times. Normal flights only have 2 tiers + the exit row option.

      I've never seen a flight which doesn't allow you to upgrade your leg room, and I fly at least once a month with no airline affiliation so I end up with wide and varied companies. British Airways charge £20 for the exit row. Transavia €15. Iberia was an odd case since my company booked the ticket. When I boarded in Italy I asked to be moved to the exit row and I got it for free, when I borded in Spain for the second leg they charged me €10. Last month I flew with Pegasus to Israel whom I had never heard of before, that was especially cheap at €10 to select the exit row though the package included seat selection which normally is €10 already. At AUA I got it for free. QANTAS charge through the fucking nose you may as well chose premium economy. KLM ... The Dutch are tall, they are the only airline I don't actually bother with a seat upgrade since there's so much space already in economy.

      The options are there if you care to look.

    33. Re:Capitalism by swillden · · Score: 1

      t's not clear to me that most travelers actually care that much, based on the fact that although legroom information is available from the airlines, only one of the major flight search tools provides it.

      That doesn't mean customers don't care. It means that customers cannot easily get information to make informed decisions. That is, if Kayak offered it, they could use stats to show most people don't care. But it doesn't.

      If people cared, they'd switch to the service that provides the information, which would cause the other services to start providing it as well.

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    34. Re: Capitalism by swillden · · Score: 1

      False. There is a fixed handling cost per passenger

      The bulk of the costs are per-flight, not per passenger. Empty planes cost about as much to fly as full ones.

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    35. Re:Capitalism by swillden · · Score: 1

      And frankly, it's not clear to me that most travelers actually care that much, based on the fact that although legroom information is available from the airlines, only one of the major flight search tools provides it.

      Data is not being provided in useful convenient form to consumer, therefore the consumer doesn't care that much? No, it just means that the booking tools chose not to provide it.

      The tools compete with one another for users. If consumers cared about this issue, they'd switch to the one that provides it, which would motivate the others to provide it in order to remain competitive.

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    36. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Those two are the same thing. I would have to be 15% quicker to write 15% more code. The only question is when you want it.

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    37. Re: Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Well, then you just condoned Nazi Germany, because I'm sure most of those citizens didn't have a better idea either.

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    38. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      If they want to sell it to me, they will spell it out to me in plain language. It takes one line of text to say "bigger seats for $15". People have shown me comparison charts and other bullshit but no one seems to know what they are really buying.

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    39. Re:Capitalism by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Allow me to add, I see governments adding regulations for 'clearer language' all the time. Does anyone actually do it?

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    40. Re:Capitalism by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      If they want to sell it to me, they will spell it out to me in plain language.

      I honestly am now wondering if you have bought a plane ticket in the past 10 years. The language couldn't get any clearer. Hell most carriers will show enough *graphical* information on their seat selection page that you could understand it even if you don't speak the language of the website you're reading.

      Or maybe you're flying with an especially shitty airline. Sorry I honestly have no idea how the concept of more leg room and exit row upgrades isn't being made 100% clear for you.

    41. Re:Capitalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that only people 6' and above really have to be concerned about legroom. I'm 6'4 and it is a major issue for me on flights or pretty much any other form of public transport. My knees literally touch the seat in front unless I upgrade.

      If you're under 6' and complaining... or worse, under 6' and taking seats with extra legroom, then fooey to you.

  5. What happened to competition and free market? by MikeDataLink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I certainly support free market as much as reasonably possible. But it doesn't seem to be working here.

    Where is the airline offering more legroom and less crammed cabins? Granted within the airlines there are different cabins, but there's no competition between a $350 coach seat and and a $6000 business class seat.

    I think its time for some regulation in seat densities.

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    1. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep, if only for safety. Small-pitch seats are much more difficult to evacuate in an emergency than seats with more legroom. There should be actual, live-person evacuation tests for any proposed seating configuration of an aircraft, not just for the manufacturer's original/intended seating plan.

    2. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, if only for safety. [snip] There should be actual, live-person evacuation tests [snip]./

      100% agree.

    3. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by known_coward_69 · · Score: 1

      delta and united have their upgraded coach. Delta calls it Delta comfort or something

      back when we had regulation tickets cost more. back in the 80's my mom was quoted $700 or so in today's dollars for NYC to florida

    4. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its time for some regulation in seat densities.

      If only I had mod points!

      This is a direct result of capitalism's requirement that a business grows profit every quarter. All these bastards have gotten together and agreed to pack em in like sardines and as long as they all do it, they all look good. The second a big airline goes back to more legroom this all falls apart.

    5. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Flights are cheaper today if you don't have exact requirements as to WHEN you want to fly. Also, I recall people in the 80s and 90s paying $50 to fly standby coast-to-coast.

    6. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the airline offering more legroom and less crammed cabins?

      That's an easy one. Out of business. Because people complain a lot about leg room, but at the end of the day they buy the cheapest ticket. And that cheapest ticket? Yep, it comes at the expense of leg room. If we weren't all focused on the lowest cost we would still have airlines that you could choose for better seating.

    7. Re: What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol what?

      You contradicted yourself. Twice.

      Either they are market driven and can make profit with more legroom, or they are a cartel and need to be regulated.

      You fucking imbecile.

    8. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      When you're buying tickets, you can spend more for additional leg room. It's just that most people aren't willing to pay those prices. I've even been on flights where they were offering to upgrade people to first class for $50 (which compared to the original sticker price is a pretty big markdown) and no one took it. Most people just want to get to where they're going for as little cost as possible, and it wasn't worth ~$18/hour to be that much more comfortable.

      Airlines that didn't adapt and lower prices (what most customers really want) quickly found themselves losing business to those that would offer those lower prices. The free market doesn't guarantee that any product you want will be offered at some price that you find agreeable. You can't expect someone else to cater to your whims and desires if it's no profitable for them to do so, any more than they can make such demands of you. Everyone says that they want more of this, more of that, etc. but when it comes down to it, almost no one is actually willing to pay for it.

    9. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Yep, if only for safety. Small-pitch seats are much more difficult to evacuate in an emergency than seats with more legroom.

      The last fatal crash of a US airliner was in 2009. The need to evacuate an aircraft is a 1 in 100 million event, and the odds get higher every year. They already solved the safety issue by not crashing the planes.

    10. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Travelsonic · · Score: 1

      back when we had regulation tickets cost more.

      Wasn't that also in part due to airlines being told where they could fly, and what they could charge for flying those routes? In that case, wouldn't comparing regulation era to regulating just things like legroom/pitch a bit disingenuous?

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    11. Re: What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You didnâ(TM)t understand the point that the market in question is the stock market, not the consumer market.

      This is true in an increasing number of industries, and why quality, service and customer satisfaction continue to decline.

    12. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2

      The last fatal crash of a US airliner was in 2009.

      That's largely due to the fact that they managed to successfully evacuate quite a few planes. (That were less densely packed than what's being proposed.)

    13. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Where is the airline offering more legroom and less crammed cabins?

      Maybe they should introduce a new section at the front of economy with a couple of extra inches of legroom and call it "Economy Plus".

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    14. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >it wasn't worth ~$18/hour to be that much more comfortable

      If it's $50 and the flight is over 2 hours, I'm taking the upgrade every time. I don't see that often though.

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    15. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by danlip · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Crashes" generally don't involve evacuation, because every one is instantly dead. Situations like US Air 1549 (the one that landed on the Hudson) or AA 383 (caught fire on take off) are much more common. No one died in those, but would the results be different if they were more packed? Emergency aircraft evacuations happen about once every 11 days in the U.S.

    16. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, you might, but what matters is the aggregate statistics about what fraction of the flying public will do so, and it's not high enough to be worth catering to that limited segment.

      The flying public made this choice. What it wants is cheaper, smaller seating. If there was money to be made the other way around, airlines would be all over that like stink on shit.

      (They do offer larger seating in first class, but that's a different package for other reasons).

    17. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing free about markets, and most goods and services are available from few and non-independent providers, and subject to strong socio-political pressures in various directions. Also, that is not a new thing - it has never been otherwise except for small parts of markets and for limited periods of time.

    18. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by MikeDataLink · · Score: 1

      >Where is the airline offering more legroom and less crammed cabins?

      Maybe they should introduce a new section at the front of economy with a couple of extra inches of legroom and call it "Economy Plus".

      Except the prices for those seats are sometimes double. 3-4" of extra space and the ability to recline another 2" should only cost at most $50 more. Do the math on the revenue they are getting for those 12 extra seats and you'll see they are gouging you for premium economy.

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    19. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that about the emergency evacuations. The people involved in US airline safety seem to be doing an awesome job.

    20. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      They certainly know those of us who travel a lot and don't throw so much crap as us. I never pay for baggage for example.
      When I've taken a break from traveling (E.G. when we had a new sprog) I lost my status and got exposed to traveling without status when I started traveling again. It sucked.

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    21. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      $6000 for business is international-level money. Domestic flights, it's about $1200 even for coast-to-coast. If you want the lay-flat seats, yeah, that will cost you a bunch more, but just plain domestic "first class"? It's not that much more expensive for one or two tickets, though taking a family will run up the cost pretty fast.

    22. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      My biggest complaint with reduced legroom is the fact that in a crash, your likelihood of surviving is probably considerably less if your kneecaps are already touching the seat in front of you. If ANYTHING causes the seat in front of you to move, it's probably going to kill you as well as the passenger who was occupying that seat. At least when there's a few inches of legroom, the seat could get pushed back by an inch or two without shattering your kneecaps.

      Admittedly, this might be an extreme edge case (airframe torn apart upon crashing, you end up alive in the first row that doesn't completely get crushed and shredded, survive the impact, and manage to climb out of the wreckage), but the alternative is pretty horrifying... surviving a crash long enough to spend several agonizing minutes with crushed kneecaps unable to escape, knowing that despite somehow surviving to that point, you were probably going to die a horrible fiery death anyway in 2-3 minutes.

    23. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I certainly support free market as much as reasonably possible. But it doesn't seem to be working here.

      Airline costs have plummeted over the years to the point where people now fly to easily derivable destinations. The market is providing precisely what people have requested: Cheap flights.

      Where is the airline offering more legroom and less crammed cabins?

      100% of them offer this. They are called exit rows, you know those mostly empty rows that don't sell out quickly and often legally force their airlines to upgrade normal passengers because no one cares enough to pony up the $15 extra for the legroom. The market is providing precisely what a few odd people have requested: Options for more legroom.

      I think its time for some regulation in seat densities.

      To what end? Force higher prices on people against their will?

    24. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Small-pitch seats are much more difficult to evacuate in an emergency than seats with more legroom.

      So this is the second time I've seen this in this discussion. When making that claim start by showing the effect it will have. Look up all the flights where *some* people died and others survived, and provide numbers to back up your claim that people in tighter spaces had a higher chance of death.

      You'll find the reality is on fatal flights, not even the emergency exit row people survived. On flights with some survivors, typically nearly everyone survived.

    25. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are in the US, might I suggest you fly Southwest?

      The caveat to Southwest, and general 'class seating' differences on their flights, is that you can 'pay' for their priority boarding sequence.
      I.e., higher priced ticket, to board sooner.

      Since all seats are same on Southwest flights, barring Row 1 and the exit rows which the latter are required to be larger, you're paying for your 'queue' place.

      As I primarily try and fly Southwest these past few years, what I've noticed is more people willing to shell out the cash for priority boarding.
      I.e., the 'free* market ' is available in this case. And some people choose it, while others don't.

      Being of taller stature, at 6'1", Southwest isn't too bad. United, American however, are atrocious and I refuse to fly with them.

    26. Re:What happened to competition and free market? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Except the prices for those seats are sometimes double.

      Or $0 extra dollars if you are a frequent flyer.

      They use the legroom to foster brand loyalty.
       

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  6. I guess if you elect President Camacho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then you get news that "word leaked".

  7. Charge by the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bunch of fat Americans complaining (I'm a thin American). The airline seats don't bother me, it's the fat guys and gals that can't stop eating that spill over their seats into my seat that bothers me.

    1. Re:Charge by the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fellow normal-sized American here, and I agree. I weigh well under half of what many other airline passengers weigh, and they can't seem to squeeze their frames into the seat, so they spill over into mine.

      If you are too big to fit in one seat, please buy two, or fly in first class. Thank you.

    2. Re:Charge by the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a tall American, it doesn't matter how much weight I lose, my legs are too long.
      The problem is that some egghead decided to reduce seat pitch to average leg length:
      median (exactly 50%) or mean (approximately 50%) of passengers no longer fit.

    3. Re:Charge by the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fat American, I know you hate me. I'm sorry that I'm fat. I could list the medical reasons (yes, a few of us actually have real medical reasons), but you wouldn't believe me anyway.

      The last time I traveled via plane, I got a window seat and spent the whole trip leaning into the side of the plane as much as I could, to minimize my spillover. I'm sure it wasn't enough. It never is.

      Fortunately, I don't travel by plane anymore, as I don't travel at all anymore. I could explain why, but again you won't care. Just rejoice that there's one less fat person in your way.

    4. Re:Charge by the pound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a thin person, I can empathize with your plight, and I'm sure it's no fun, but there is a partial solution. If you absolutely can't fit, you can always buy two seats and raise the armrest. Or fly Business Class.

      (Or try to get an aisle seat so you can spill into the aisle a little).

  8. 4th coast new tropics tourist trap check in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    immigration nation waking up? we're expanding our fly-fishing for soup & spot the biggest reptilian flying overhead while tobogganing promotions to year round. vacationing further north right away forever seems to be a new theme for the new wave touristers.. we'll keep the northern lights on.. we have generators, lots of soup.. see you there?

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  10. You got on a plane!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they probe your anus? I say away from those people like my life depended on it!... Which it probably does...

    1. Re: You got on a plane!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya! I much prefer driving from Frankfurt to Seattle. So much more efficient.

    2. Re: You got on a plane!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a boat from Hamburg instead.

  11. Competition to the bottom by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    My first international flight was in 1994 to Brazil (from US). That ticket was around $1,800. I went to Brazil again about 5 years ago for only $1,300.

    When you factor inflation into the mix, profits per passenger have to be almost nothing for most seats. What we've received in return is cramped seats, terrible customer service, and frequent issues while flying.

    I'm 5'8" so legroom has never been that much of an issue for me. My problem is that my shoulders are too wide for seats. It's extremely uncomfortable if you fly on short notice, get stuck in the middle, and are next to two average sized males.

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    1. Re: Competition to the bottom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5'8"???

      You little manlets need to be sterilized for the good of the species. ... Not that women are all that interested in breeding with you anyway.

    2. Re: Competition to the bottom by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Haha, you virgin.

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    3. Re:Competition to the bottom by Solandri · · Score: 1
      Most of the profit comes from the business and first class seats. The economy seats are just there to fill out the rest of the plane at-cost, because there aren't enough first- or business-class passengers to fill out an entire plane. But when I hear other passengers complain in economy class, it's that business and first class are unfair privileges for the well off, and should be eliminated. Yeah you could eliminate them. But then your economy class seat would cost 50%-100% more. It's like people complaining about first adopters buying flat screen TVs for $18,000. Those rich first adopters buying those ridiculously priced early TVs is what allowed the TV manufacturers to pay for R&D to give you the $300 flatscreen TVs we have today.

      I'm 5'8" so legroom has never been that much of an issue for me. My problem is that my shoulders are too wide for seats. It's extremely uncomfortable if you fly on short notice, get stuck in the middle, and are next to two average sized males.

      Boeing and Airbus try to prevent airlines from shrinking seat width by making their cabins wide enough to give passengers extra shoulder room, but not wide enough to squeeze in an extra seat across. Unfortunately, this strategy becomes less effective the wider the cabin. And most of the growth in the airliner industry lately has been in widebody planes (777, 787, A350).

  12. Isn't this interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    All companies ask for client feedback except airlines. Have you ever received a "How was your flight?" feed-back form after your flight? I hever did.

    1. Re:Isn't this interesting? by EvilSurfinCow · · Score: 1

      Delta does. After each of the 4 flights I took within the last month, received an email asking for feedback about the flight. :)

    2. Re:Isn't this interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All companies ask for client feedback except airlines. Have you ever received a "How was your flight?" feed-back form after your flight? I hever did.

      My grocery store clerk asks me if I found everything okay. The two times I said "I couldn't find XYZ", they looked like a deer in the headlights and quickly went back to scanning groceries.

  13. Braking news! Bad behavior is very rewarding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wanna tell us something new?

    Why all this bitching when you damn people keep reelecting the corrupt politicians that make it all happen??? You're a bunch of freaks! Always looking for someone else to blame!

    You have the seats and service you want and deserve. STFU!

  14. I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    More legroom, fewer crying kids, what's not to like?

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    1. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's not to like?

      The lack of breathable air?

    2. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lack of reliable oxygen, heat, or bathrooms.

    3. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could piss in your pants, which also solves the second problem.

    4. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Pressurized and heated freight exists, so the only problem that remains is bathrooms.

      Well, considering that I will have to take a few bottles of soda with me that problem should be manageable.

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    5. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Crash survivability. If enough people were willing to sign a wavier we could have bunk beds or something.

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    6. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If a commercial airliner crashes, you're fucked anyway. Have you ever flown? Do you know what it looks like when it's time to leave the plane? How long it takes from the opening of the doors 'til you get there? And this is in an orderly, controlled and prepared situation where nobody is panicky, everyone's composed and even if people are in a hurry to catch their next plane, most people stay fairly civil.

      Now consider the same amount of people in the same room, just now as a panicky herd stampeding. You won't get out of this alive. You can as well sit in a box in the freight room, your chances for survival are actually higher that way.

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    7. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by antdude · · Score: 1

      That is why I haven't flown since the summer of 1993.

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    8. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Actually, those containerized freight pods could essentially be pulling double duty as hotel rooms and escape pods, with a little engineering...

    9. Re:I'm seriously pondering traveling as freight by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I have replaced air travel with overnight train travel wherever possible. It's actually not more expensive and you actually get to sleep properly instead of being squeezed into a seat not worth the name. Our train companies caught on and there are quite a few options by now that let you travel through the night in quite a bit of comfort.

      As long as you travel less than 1000 miles, this has become a very viable option.

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  15. More seat doesn't always translate to profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people simply "rationalise" that this has something to do with fuel economic for profit. In fact, this is not true for a huge plane : it is never possible to fill up every seat for the jumbo plane fleet.

    Bare in mind that, more plane chair chair weight more than 10 kg ~30 kg (depends on the material), an empty payload that burn fuel with no economy return.

    Some may argue that flight company base on their historical projection to increase the seat and purposely allow overbook to counter the empty seat issue, however, I am willing to bet that they are not looking into those number.

  16. You call it arrrgh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call it a good thing. It's absolutely necessary in order to make flying more sustainable (reduce number of flights, decrease carbon footprint. If you don't like feeling cramped, fly less or take a sleeping pill.

  17. More complex issue than it seems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's obvious to assume some form of corporate greed by the airlines as THE singular reason, but there are lots of factors most are not aware of.

    The simplest one is that governments (particularly in the US) have allowed too much consolidation both by airlines and by manufacturers. There are really only two major airframe builders (Boeing and Airbus), but there are also too few airlines. This means insufficient competition.

    There are then additional issues like too few runways and gates (thank all the NIMBYism) which force the airlines to squeeze people through a bottleneck at each major airport and indirectly forces the planes to need to be stuffed.

    But then there are issues the public never is aware of, like FAA regs for the ration of flight attendants to passengers; this has driven the airlines to demand a seat count that exactly lines up with the ratio and has driven them to demand that Boeing, for example, re-design the seating in 737s to squeeze more rows into the cabin than the airframes were originally designed for.

  18. quit bitchin! by lkcl · · Score: 1

    in china, due to the number of people who travel to meet family at chinese new year (85% of a major city's population just... ups and leaves for 2 weeks), they're cramming 1,500 people into the larger planes, with special "half-standing" seats. 71cm legroom? ha, you never had it so guuhhd.... mind you, on the last 5 13-hour flights i've been on (taipei-brussels) i've spent 3 hours standing and walking around, due to persistent deep vein thrombosis. i know the warning signs really well, now...

  19. 1st worlders aren't getting any smaller.. by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    Face it: in first-world countries, obesity is becoming more and more of a problem, still, but airlines are making the seats closer together? They're shooting themselves in the foot. Of course the obesity problem needs to be solved, but airlines are letting those dollarsigns blind them to reality; if someone can't fit into a seat then it just isn't going to work. Also annoying people isn't good for profits either. I think people would be happier to pay a little more per seat and be comfortable.

    1. Re:1st worlders aren't getting any smaller.. by Typing_Ptarmigan · · Score: 1

      I think people would be happier to pay a little more per seat and be comfortable.

      In Soviet America, obese people pay same for seat and make *you* uncomfortable!

    2. Re:1st worlders aren't getting any smaller.. by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      But obviously enough people are willing to pay a shitload more for buisness class if you kame them made as unconfortable as possible first in economy.

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    3. Re:1st worlders aren't getting any smaller.. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Obesity doesn't make your legs longer nor your body taller. Someone so obese that their stomach would touch the seat in front probably doesn't have the mobility to even get tot the airport, let alone in the plane.

  20. And it still gotta get worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flying is far too cheap wrt to the damages it causes. This is called externalized costs.

    Those costs will have to be internalized, and in this process it'll be: more expensive tickets and more "arrrgh". So -- sorry, folks. Move over.

  21. For anything less than 400 miles, drive by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Or take a bus, or train. Driving there gives you your own car there, saving on rental.

    An hour to drive to airport, 90 minutes before departure for security, gate rape by TSA, one more hour from airport to destination, need for a car rental there, additional wait times on the rental shuttle and the rental office....

    Flying is simply not worth it for less than 400 miles. Most people already avoid flights, squeezing the profits and revenue of airlines. That leads to more cost cutting and more squeezing of passengers ....

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  22. It all comes back to greed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the airlines are so very greedy! For a hypes up buss service with wings.

  23. stop flying by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Slaves ships come to mind. I haven' been on a commercial airline since the Patriot Act and you shouldn't be flying either.

    1. Re:stop flying by djinn6 · · Score: 1

      So how do you get to Europe?

  24. Terrible summary and premise by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

    The 321 isn’t a “newer” version of the 320, it is a variant designed to hold more people with better economics.

    The people have spoken, and they will squeeze into a smaller seat with less legroom to save $10. I am lucky in that I generally fly business class, but when I can no longer afford that option, there aren’t many options beyond the lowest common denominator. Most premium economy seats don’t make enough of a difference to make it palatable. You pay by the square foot of cabin space essentially.

  25. Flying is like donald trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone complained and yet the election was meh, especially the Senate. So people will keep buying the cheap seats and suffer, just like they suffer trump's childish outbursts and racism, but voted for his candidates.

  26. American Airlines' "more room throughout coach" by Corporate+T00l · · Score: 1

    In 2000, American Airlines rolled out their "more room throughout coach" program, in contrast to United's "Economy Plus" for frequent-fliers only. Did casual fliers flock to American as a result of the increased legroom? No, they did not. Today, American's program is quite similar to United's, plus it's possible to buy the extra legroom under both programs.

    Casual fliers seem to want cheap fares above all. If you look at EasyJet or RyanAir in Europe, it seems like fliers relish the prospect of cheap flights above all other contortions to lower the cost of the offering.

    1. Re:American Airlines' "more room throughout coach" by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      That's swell, however, no one permitted to but them if another seat is $1 cheaper.

           

    2. Re:American Airlines' "more room throughout coach" by scarFernándezMorel · · Score: 1

      It's a little cheap do not you think hahaha. It sounds like a scam Maduras mamando

  27. On top of that by Solandri · · Score: 1

    Most airlines already offer seating with more legroom. Economy Plus, Comfort Plus, Premium Economy, etc. You pay a little extra (about $50-$100 from what I've seen) and you get a few more inches of legroom (and get to sit closer to the front, which seems to be the more desired section).

    So the complainers already have a solution at hand - pay a little more for more space. That they choose the cheaper, cramped seats means they're voting against more space. "Public wants bigger seats" is only true when coupled with "at no extra cost." Which is an economic impossibility.

    1. Re:On top of that by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      "For only $100 extra you can have the seat that we used to offer in economy".

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    2. Re:On top of that by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Having sat in the very back row on a flight to East Asia recently, I can say with some certainty that sitting in the front is more desired. You don't have to wait for every single person to get their shit and go before you can get off the plane after 13+ hours of being on it. And, every single bump and sway in the airframe is something you are very aware of that far behind the wings.

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    3. Re:On top of that by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      sitting in the front is more desired. You don't have to wait for every single person to get their shit and go before you can get off the plane after 13+ hours of being on it.

      Do people do that? In my experience there's always dickwads from the back cramming forward before the plane's stopped moving.

      They're no doubt the same ones who think that baggage handlers know their faces and will put their bags out first if they stand right next to the carousel.

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  28. Sneaky inflation by erice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My thoughts exactly.

    Everyone's always willing to complain, but yet they continually want cheaper and cheaper flights

    What cheaper flights? In the US, at least, flights are getting more expensive and more cramped and with more extra fees.

    What I see happening is sneaky inflation. The base fare stays more or less the same but the ticket is less usable. To get back to where you were you have to pay more. We approaching the point where I may be forced to pay for "premium" economy. This is big problem because those seats are typically 50% more expensive for often less than one inch of extra knee room.

    1. Re:Sneaky inflation by aderuwe · · Score: 1

      In my experience, exactly the same is happening in the EU.

    2. Re:Sneaky inflation by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      40 Euro per bag, for example. Yes, Alitalia, I'm looking at you.

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  29. Stopped asd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More legroom, fewer crying kids, what's not to like? Porno Maduras

  30. WELCOME TO MY WORLD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am 6'7" (2m). I have reach down to open doors, base the law prevents correct heigh door knobs. Toleits are too low. I actauly got suck on one in hospital, had to call the "front desk", to get maintenace to find me, to get orderlies to help me up. No grab bars and the cubile wall tops were actually out of reach. :)

    Flying in the late 80's, with every flight O was on, the seat before me, is ALWAYS been stuck in up and locked position for the whole flight. My knees are against the chair rails. I stuck in the seat, normal ask and get window, becuase I cannot get out the chair, so other passengers will be trapped until most all have left the plane, then I climb up and grap the overhead bins and pull myself up.

    One trip had little boy keep trying to get this seat to lean back, but wouldn't work. His mother got up and looked over, looked down and then said to her son... "You broke it! Now sit still."

    so welcome to my world, of crushed knees and not being able to exit a plane in under 5mins. Maybe I should test exit plan, instead of 5'2" stewards.

  31. Pay 10% more for 10% more? by aberglas · · Score: 2

    Many people, and certainly tall ones, would be happy to pay 10% more for 10% more leg room. That is an extra 3".

    But you actually need to pay 100% more to get a slightly bigger seat in Premium Economy.

    And that is the point. If Economy was too comfortable, they would not sell many Business class seats.

    If I ran an airline, I would remove the padding from Budget Economy seats.

    1. Re:Pay 10% more for 10% more? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      It's exactly that: airlines are scared to death of losing business class customers to a more comfortable economy class. 10%? I'd be happy to pay 50% more for a 50% increase in space, or 100% for double the space. I'm happy to pay for extra comfort on longer flights, but I've never found premium economy to be worth the price. Better to pay a bit extra for an exit seat. In the old days, paying 100-150% extra got me in business class, but not anymore (though that depends a lot on where you're flying from; Schiphol used to be great for bargains and direct flights, but there's less of both these days, it seems)

      I've worked for a few companies where they've switched from business class to (premium) economy on transatlantic flights... and a couple have since switched back. Seems the airlines' tactics are working.

      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    2. Re:Pay 10% more for 10% more? by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      If I ran an airline, I would remove the padding from Budget Economy seats.

      Just throw down some hay and install a slop bucket.

      Scum class - https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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  32. The pendulum swings both ways. by mark_reh · · Score: 1

    Right now it's on the tighter seating end of the swing. In a year or two the airlines will be advertising how they're taking seats out of planes to make customers more comfortable (just like they did a couple years ago). Nevermind that if they were really so concerned about my comfort and safety they wouldn't have put all those damned seats in the plane in the first place.

    Hear this, airlines (and GOP): others may, but I don't forget.

  33. The size of a childs chair. by Jarik+C-Bol · · Score: 1

    I recently looked up the sizes of most of the airline carriers economy seats, and then did some quick measurements of a few products at the store near me for comparison.
    the following product:
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/prod...
    is a childs folding chair. its seat is approximately 15 inches by 15 inches.
    That seat is only 1 inch narrower than the economy seats on American airlines. (at 16 inches)
    southwest is giving us 17 inches, American and Delta between 16.5 and 19, the data is a little vague.

    and they want to make them smaller.
    So what's next, 15 inch seats? actually match that child size play chair? Cram adults into the things for hours at a time? Road trips are starting to look a lot more pleasant.

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    I've decided to Diversify my Holdings. I've divided my cash between my left and right pockets, instead of all in one.
  34. Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Noah could fit two of everything on an Ark, then the airlines are determined to fit the same number of people onto a plane.
    So stop bitching, its not for 40 days and 40 nights...

  35. Stopped Flying Mostly in 2012 by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    ...but had somewhere to go and driving was ill advised for several reasons, so I flew.

    Everything that could be annoying was annoying. I'm back, and hopefully there will be no repeat of such special circumstances and will be able to drive wherever I need to go for the rest of my life. I need to go from Virginia to Alaska next year, as well as Virginia to Tucson, Virginia to La Crosse, and hopefully Virginia to Las Vegas depending on how well I do in the poker tournament next year. Drive drive drive. Love it. See the country. Don't get abused by the TSA and airlines.

  36. Comparing Seats on Airplane vs. High Speed Train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I travel to China often, for business purposes.

    Comparing the seats of airplanes in China (foreign and domestic) vs the seats on China's HST (High Speed Train) is like comparing sitting on a kindergarten chair to that of a relatively comfort, full size seat, with ample leg room, even for a long-leg man like me.

    I suspect that is because the seats on airplanes, even those only flying domestic routes, were affixed at the place the planes were made - Europe or America, while the China's HST, including its seats, were made inside China.

    Perhaps the maker of airplane seats in America / Europe are using pygmy as their human model, while the Chinese use normal size human as model.

    Even if the Chinese use their typical smaller Chinese anatomy as models it is still much larger than the pygmy that the Americans / Europeans are using.

  37. New price class making appearance by rkordmaa · · Score: 1
    Yet the Business class has been getting better and better, low economy prices keep going lower and we are seeing a new class being inserted between business and economy. Ever tried SAS economy plus? It's pretty good, they increased legroom and got rid of one entire row compared to regular economy allowing for wider seats. Others have settled for more legroom.

    Let's face it, flying is a better value for the money than it used to be, true lowest price means means feeling like a sardine in a can, but it's not like you don't have more comfortable options available. Question is, do you really value your comfort enough to pay extra? For long flights I'd say economy plus is almost always worth it, unless your budget is really stretched. Business, well depends on how deep your pockets are, for most people it's too much. But if you are a frequent flyer then you get business upgrade every now and then for free, which is nice.

  38. Really uncomfortable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mind paying higher prices if it means more comfort in the seats. I know not everyone agrees with that, but I did a 2.5hr flight from Boston to Chicago and it was just downright uncomfortable to sit in the seat. I was in a window seat, and for some reason or another my head was -above- the window, so when I looked out i was actually looking down. I was getting queasy so I closed the window. The seat itself was not nice to sit in at all for that long either. I was so glad to get off that flight. Flying used to be "fun" to me but after that and some other recent flights, it no longer is.

  39. Silly Word? Who made you the judge? by kingbilly · · Score: 1

    "In Airline World, they call this densification, which is a silly word. Passengers call it arrrgh!"

    Why does the author think densification is silly, but passengers grunting arrrgh! isn't?

    Instead of desalination, would it be less silly to write "I am water, ARRRGH! I am becoming pure arrgggHHh woohoo!"

  40. Predecessor by Alioth · · Score: 1

    The A321 isn't the A320's successor - they didn't stop selling the A320 then begin producing the A321. The A320 is a family of aircraft, all being made concurrently (so the current models being sold are the A318, A319, A320, A321 - numbers smaller than 320 are a shrink and numbers greater than 320 are a stretch of the base A320 model).

  41. Neither of those links says WHY by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    The airlines are doing it because W and O regulations did NOTHING. Simple as that. They need to be sued for being unsafe.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    1. Re:Neither of those links says WHY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capitalism and Freedom are why.
      Why do you hate America?

  42. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you please turn off the smart quotes on your iPhone? It makes reading your comment impossible because Slashdot fucking sucks and still doesn't support Unicode.

  43. And Leon's getting LARGER!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, everybody -- let's lighten up.