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Minister in Charge of Japan's Cybersecurity Says He Has Never Used a Computer (nytimes.com)

Futurepower(R) shares a report: A lot of people don't use computers. Most of them aren't in charge of a nation's cybersecurity. But one is. Japanese lawmakers were aghast on Wednesday when Yoshitaka Sakurada, 68, the minister who heads the government's cybersecurity office, said during questioning in Parliament that he had no need for the devices, and appeared confused when asked basic technology questions. "I have been independently running my own business since I was 25 years old," he said. When computer use is necessary, he said, "I order my employees or secretaries" to do it. [Editor's note: the link may be paywalled; alternative source.] "I don't type on a computer," he added.

Asked by a lawmaker if nuclear power plants allowed the use of USB drives, a common technology widely considered to be a security risk, Mr. Sakurada did not seem to understand what they were. "I don't know details well," he said. "So how about having an expert answer your question if necessary, how's that?" The comments were immediately criticized. "I can't believe that a person who never used a computer is in charge of cybersecurity measures," said Masato Imai, an opposition lawmaker.

199 comments

  1. So he's an unbiased person then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, he's never visited Slashdot, so that's even better.

  2. This is new? by Ubi_NL · · Score: 5, Informative

    I could argue that the US president knows a similar amount about politics or diplomatics, but then I guess that honor could be extended to most in his administration.
    See guys, now that it happens in another country is when you see it is a weird thing.

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    1. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could argue that the US president knows a similar amount about politics or diplomatics, but then I guess that honor could be extended to most in his administration.
      See guys, now that it happens in another country is when you see it is a weird thing.

      Did you say the same when a Senator with all of two years of experience in the US Senate and no actual leadership experience ever became President in 2008?

    2. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, you don't have to be a lifetime Congressman/Senator to become a capable President. In fact I'd say it would be better if you were not part of the system - that's until we got one of the most useless people alive become president, someone whose only qualification is that he is not a politician, but fails at every other human metric...

    3. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wa wa wa what about OBUMMER!!!!
      Good work ivan

    4. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fun thing about politics arguments is anytime you insult the right for something, the left have already done it. If you insult the left, the right have already done it.

      Then everyone gets frustrated, doubles down, and keeps voting left or right.

      Oh wait, that's not fun. It's FUCKING STUPID.

    5. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not understanding politics is a positive thing in a politician, not a negative one.

    6. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is the President is no the head of the Senate. This no-computers guy is the head of all the cybers.

    7. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, you don't have to be a lifetime Congressman/Senator to become a capable President. In fact I'd say it would be better if you were not part of the system - that's until we got one of the most useless people alive become president, someone whose only qualification is that he is not a politician, but fails at every other human metric...

      I'm sure that almost full employment with actual wage growth finally starting to appear after 8 years of limp "recovery" because we had to "remake the US economy" [to be more "progressive" - Obama kinda left that part unsaid...] is "useless".

      Or maybe you think "useful" leadership is giving a few hundred billion dollars to literally medieval religious fanatics trying to build nuclear weapons while setting up an "inspection" system that allows those same religious fanatics to declare areas that can't be inspected? Gee, you'd have to be REALLY FUCKING STUPID to think that kind of "leadership" is "useful".

    8. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A spokesperson clarified that he had use a computer twice, in his former career as the coach of the little league Ryoku Tailwinds, when he typed in the batting lineup

    9. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why? Since when has ignorance become a positive thing?

    10. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks Beetlejuice, or is it Gary the Retard?

    11. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea I came to say "I have come to expect this level of incompetence from American politicians, but would not expect it in Japan." I guess the sad takeaway is "the rest of the world really is catching up, just in all the wrong ways."

    12. Re:This is new? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The big difference is that Trump, in this position, would claim to be the most l33t uber-hacker who ever lived, and respond to anyone who disagreed with childish shit-talk.

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    13. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The US military are religious fanatics?

    14. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Life was better when I did not know of the Kardashians.

    15. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NPCs are getting feisty today. There must be a new patch.

    16. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McGyver for president

    17. Re:This is new? by Crash+Dummy+Redux · · Score: 4, Informative

      That didn't stop Abraham Lincoln from running for President with a single two-year term in the House of Representatives.

    18. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a ratchet mechanism that absolves your party of wrong doing since the other party started it.

    19. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, I agree.. Things were just much better when we only were dealing with Klingons.

    20. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least make the effort to vote for someone else that seems acceptable.
      Not voting is just a lame cop-out, if you can't even can't be bothered to something that is almost no effort just for the symbolic value, why would anyone believe that you could be bothered to try and make a GOOD choice if you had any power? At best it makes the argument that we are no worse of with you having no vote, which is a great help if your intent is to further sabotage democracy.

    21. Re:This is new? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!

      It would have made all the change. Trust me.

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    22. Re:This is new? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      I could argue that the US president knows a similar amount about politics or diplomatics, but then I guess that honor could be extended to most in his administration. See guys, now that it happens in another country is when you see it is a weird thing.

      Did you say the same when a Senator with all of two years of experience in the US Senate and no actual leadership experience ever became President in 2008?

      Ya... but that Senator can read and write sentences longer than 140 characters (and, yes, I know the limit is now 280).

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    23. Re:This is new? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Or they want to show it to "them" and vote for the OTHER asshole! That's gonna show them!

      Every time I hear that, I get reminded of the stupidity machine in Zak McKracken, where you can switch the lever to go from one "maximum stupidity" to the OTHER "maximum stupidity" setting.

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    24. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could argue that the US president knows a similar amount about politics or diplomatics, but then I guess that honor could be extended to most in his administration.
      See guys, now that it happens in another country is when you see it is a weird thing.

      Not quite. As much as we have to complain about our US President and his lack of experience in certain areas, a Cybersecurity Minister not knowing how computers work and has never really used one is like a US President not knowing how Capitalism or Democracy works, and has never lived in the US.

      Sorry, but these two are not even close to the same when it comes to the basic understanding of how shit works and job responsibilities.

    25. Re:This is new? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      The way I like to put it, is that he has all the subtlety and finesse of a chainsaw.

    26. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could argue that the US president knows a similar amount about politics or diplomatics, but then I guess that honor could be extended to most in his administration.
      See guys, now that it happens in another country is when you see it is a weird thing.

      No, see, you've got it wrong. We appoint people to head agencies that they've badmouthed or said should be shut down, despite a complete lack of understanding on the agency and topic of interest.

      Get it right!

    27. Re:This is new? by aaronb1138 · · Score: 1

      We need a voting option which carries weight -- No Confidence which can disqualify existing candidates. Third party in the US is a wasted vote 9/10 elections. The last time it was relevant, it was Ross Perot, and it caused Bill Clinton to get elected when most of the voters in that election would have chosen George Bush Sr. given a 2 way option. And as much as people liked Bill due to economic growth he had little to do with, they seem to have completely missed his foreign policy blunders which arguably, Bush Sr. was better proven.

    28. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Did you say the same when a Senator with all of two years of experience in the US Senate and no actual leadership experience ever became President in 2008?

      That senator was a constitutional scholar who at least understood the limits on his authority and how government works.

      His great orange-ness? He knows none of this, and the stream of crooks and cronies he brings in who spend tax-payer money on stupid things and utterly fail to understand the function of the department they are heading would be a joke if it wasn't scary.

      What you have now is a bunch of rich assholes with no knowledge (or concern) about the law, the Constitution, or doing anything else but lining their own pockets.

      That 'drain the swamp' thing? There's so much shit in that swamp Shrek would be happy.

    29. Re:This is new? by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Yea Trump!!! Made me pee the bed!!

    30. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't Jesse Ventura elected governor of Minnesota as an independent?

    31. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the Russian.

    32. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right - who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

    33. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they invented gods

    34. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the senator you mention happened to be elected three times before on a local level and was a professor of constitutional law. So your comparison is lacking in a lot of ways

    35. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +2 great Trump impression. Wait, is this a real transcript?

    36. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may not always ned a chainsaw but when you do need one, it's handy to have it available. Then a chainsaw is your best friend in the world!

    37. Re:This is new? by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      For a lot of other countries who traditionally staff their governments with something other than legal majors yes, this is new.

    38. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the libtard.

    39. Re: This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not understand that having to deal with that is your punishment for being an utterly corrupt and untrustworthy system. Trump will do what we need him to do.

    40. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is the President is no the head of the Senate. This no-computers guy is the head of all the cybers.

      So the President is not the head of Executive branch which is actually bigger than just Senate (part of Legislative) and has more power (one of the three branches)?

    41. Re:This is new? by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

      A chainsaw is and should always be just a tool. The tool should not be what's in charge. When all you are is a hammer, everything looks like a nail; when all you are is a chainsaw, what do you think the world looks like to you?
      Too bad you're an AC, you won't even see this.

  3. He's just a businessman by GameboyRMH · · Score: 5, Funny

    He knows how to do business things. Sit at desks. Make calls. Write reports. Attend board meetings. Shake hands. Carry briefcases. All the business skills you need for general businessing.

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    1. Re: He's just a businessman by Type44Q · · Score: 2

      "Deregate"!

    2. Re:He's just a businessman by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      He knows how to do business things. Sit at desks. Make calls. Write reports. Attend board meetings. Shake hands. Carry briefcases. All the business skills you need for general businessing.

      Write reports... by hand?

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    3. Re:He's just a businessman by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      >Write reports

      With a pen.

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    4. Re:He's just a businessman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously doubt Trump can write, or has ever carried anything, let alone a multiple briefcases.

    5. Re:He's just a businessman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The dude is literally unhackable, which is more than any of us can honestly say.

    6. Re:He's just a businessman by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      No, by secretary.

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    7. Re:He's just a businessman by mrvan · · Score: 1

      No, by secretary.

      I was talking with a professor of computer science about whether senior scientists still have time to do actual programming themselves. He told me he programs in a high-level programming language called phd...

    8. Re:He's just a businessman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was talking with a professor of computer science about whether senior scientists still have time to do actual programming themselves. He told me he programs in a high-level programming language called phd...

      When I figured this out, I dropped out of computer science grad school with a masters degree. A choice I've never regretted.

    9. Re:He's just a businessman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He knows how to do business things. Sit at desks. Make calls. Write reports. Attend board meetings. Shake hands. Carry briefcases. All the business skills you need for general businessing.

      In Japan, the person is known as 'seleliman' (salary-man)

    10. Re:He's just a businessman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no

      this is a pen!

  4. Low-tech Japanese by The+Cynical+Critic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People shouldn't be all that surprised about it considering how despite outwardly being very high tech, the Japanese can be surprisingly low-tech in many regards.

    One good example of this is how email hasn't become as commonplace as it has in most of the developed world. No, people in Japan, particularly companies, instead chose to use fax machines to achieve the same tasks as it was still the 1980s. Another example is that the very old fashioned hierarchies within companies allows bosses to be exactly like this computer illiterate cyber security chief. While this may seem really odd to us westerners, it's perfectly normal over there.

    As for how someone so ill fitted for the job has been given said job, it's more to do with how jobs like his are first and foremost given out based on party affiliation rather than aptitude for the job or any kind of merit. It sort of makes you wonder if it was better that rather than having political appointees actually run government organizations like this, limit political appointees within them to oversight roles rather than active management.

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    1. Re:Low-tech Japanese by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Informative

      The same thing happens all the time in the UK. Important jobs are given out as rewards or to groom allies of the Prime Minister. The people in charge of stuff like education, the army, Wales and of course cybersecurity are normally completely unqualified and clueless. It's the job of the civil servants to explain everything to them and handle the detail.

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    2. Re: Low-tech Japanese by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      the Japanese can be surprisingly low-tech in many regards

      When I was a kid, IC's were sold in Akihabara by the pound out of straw baskets.

    3. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The people in charge of stuff like education, the army, Wales and of course cybersecurity are normally completely unqualified and clueless

      Top be fair, having an incompetent supervise a bunch of sheep and gnomes isn't that tragic.

    4. Re: Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because they were actually harvested from the Akihabaranda Plant by hand.

      These days,
      it's all done by tiny little machines,
      called children,
      which cause less damage to the plant and yields a bigger crop the next year.

      The More You Know...

    5. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have my own experience about it. Unfortunately i can't tell you the details, but i can just say, the japs in this case are completely incapable to understand and follow a very simple protocol despite many different engineers and executives explaining it over >5 meetings. God damn, it pisses me off.

    6. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same thing happens all the time in the UK. Important jobs are given out as rewards or to groom allies of the Prime Minister. The people in charge of stuff like education, the army, Wales and of course cybersecurity are normally completely unqualified and clueless. It's the job of the civil servants to explain everything to them and handle the detail.

      Isn't this just the modern day version of how things have worked in England since at least 1066?

    7. Re:Low-tech Japanese by fuzznutz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have my own experience about it. Unfortunately i can't tell you the details, but i can just say, the japs in this case are completely incapable to understand and follow a very simple protocol despite many different engineers and executives explaining it over >5 meetings. God damn, it pisses me off.

      I have a Japanese hybrid car, a Toyota. The engine, drivetrain and structural engineering are awesome. The user interface for all the electronics is the most gawdawful inane junk I have ever seen on a motor vehicle. Nothing makes any sense or is the least bit intuitive. It's clear their brains do not work the same way as ours.

      The GPS can't find half of the addresses that have existed for 50 years unless it matches one 2000 miles away. I updated the maps to fix that problem without any success. My $1,000 navigation system is not even in the same league as the $100 TomTom I bought ten years ago. Turning off the engine when you forget to put the transmission in park (I used to drive a stick) causes the car to lose it's damn mind. You have to restart it, place the lever in park and THEN turn it off again. If you are in a hurry and accidentally open the driver's door while pushing the off button, the steering wheel refuses to lock and the car incessantly beeps angrily at you even after you get out and close the door. You have to either climb back in, close the door and restart the car and turn it back off again or else press the door lock button on the fob to make it shut up. To start it you have to press the brake, then a green (Why green?) LED lights up on the start button. Then when you press that start button, the green LED turns off giving you no indication that the car is on. (It's a hybrid so the engine does not immediately fire up) There is absolutely nothing to indicate if the car is actually on or instead accidentally turned off since the lights and dash do not go dark for some time after the car is turned off. Who in their right mind would design a car so that the green LED on the on/off button would turn off when the car turns on?

      It's so bad, Microsoft could have designed it.

    8. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I suppose it is the same in most places. Sometimes it can work out if the subject does not require too much understanding of the technicalities and the opinions of experts is either easy to vulgarize or very consensual. In many subjects where the politician is going to be showered by propaganda from various lobbies who can simulate expertise, it won't do and it can lead to catastrophes.

      If you read TFA, the guy is obviously a doofus. This is not his first.

      I grew up in a country (Belgium) where a big chunk of the public is hostile to the very notion of expertise. They perceive it as arrogance. So incompetence is not only tolerated but touted as a form of modesty or some kind of righteous revenge of the legitimate "people" against the abusive "elites". So kakistocracy is actually a thing.

      Of course, it must happen in many other countries. I just happen to know the one i grew up in.

    9. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have my own experience about it. Unfortunately i can't tell you the details, but i can just say, the japs in this case are completely incapable to understand and follow a very simple protocol despite many different engineers and executives explaining it over >5 meetings. God damn, it pisses me off.

      I have a Japanese hybrid car, a Toyota. The engine, drivetrain and structural engineering are awesome. The user interface for all the electronics is the most gawdawful inane junk I have ever seen on a motor vehicle. Nothing makes any sense or is the least bit intuitive. It's clear their brains do not work the same way as ours.

      The GPS can't find half of the addresses that have existed for 50 years unless it matches one 2000 miles away. I updated the maps to fix that problem without any success. My $1,000 navigation system is not even in the same league as the $100 TomTom I bought ten years ago. Turning off the engine when you forget to put the transmission in park (I used to drive a stick) causes the car to lose it's damn mind. You have to restart it, place the lever in park and THEN turn it off again. If you are in a hurry and accidentally open the driver's door while pushing the off button, the steering wheel refuses to lock and the car incessantly beeps angrily at you even after you get out and close the door. You have to either climb back in, close the door and restart the car and turn it back off again or else press the door lock button on the fob to make it shut up. To start it you have to press the brake, then a green (Why green?) LED lights up on the start button. Then when you press that start button, the green LED turns off giving you no indication that the car is on. (It's a hybrid so the engine does not immediately fire up) There is absolutely nothing to indicate if the car is actually on or instead accidentally turned off since the lights and dash do not go dark for some time after the car is turned off. Who in their right mind would design a car so that the green LED on the on/off button would turn off when the car turns on?

      It's so bad, Microsoft could have designed it.

      I have a Toyota Prius, their flagship Hybrid and I call your BS. My son had a 2005 with no issue either. The GPS is indeed junk. You can turn off the car without putting it in Park and it does that automatically. I have never seen that green power LED issue. on any of the 3 Prii I have experienced. The Speedometer goes dark immediately when turned off, in my experience.

    10. Re:Low-tech Japanese by twdorris · · Score: 2

      My son had a 2005 with no issue either. The GPS is indeed junk.

      Logic isn't your thing, is it?

    11. Re:Low-tech Japanese by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Some of the high-tech / low-tech weirdness can be explained by the fact that people tend to go high tech only when necessary.

      Fax machines saw a much wider adoption in Japan than in the west. One reason is that there are no street names in Japan, so finding a place by its address alone is very difficult, and as a result, the usual way of communicating is to fax a map. With fax machines being so ubiquitous, one could use them for written communication, so there is less need for email.
      The Japanese were also slow to adopt smartphones, because their cell phones were much more advanced than ours. Interestingly, they could send email, so the personal use of email was a lot more developed in Japan. I also suspect the terrible state of banking and credit cards to have helped the early adoption of NFC payment with public transport cards.
      There are many other examples, like excellent 3G/4G coverage in some developing countries, because when you need internet access, putting cell towers is cheaper than building a copper wire network from scratch.

    12. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. But the first thing a true expert realises is he knows nothing. He can only work on facts and probablistic assessments. Sadly scientists, and social scientists in particular, now work of the basis of wishing something is true and finding facts that match that position e.g the climate change

      more often than not their funding relies on their narrative, its a dangerous world when the people who have capital control what is considered expert opinion

      The phrase "useful idiot" comes to mind, you find someone who has a vague notion in the field you wish to manipulate, you narrow down the parameters of investigation so they can only hit a small subset of conclusions and then you pay them to hire more to the cause and repeat the same process.

      You can convince many people that causation and correlation ARE the SAME when any independent scientific mind would want to try and disprove a hypothesis rather than find facts to fit it.

    13. Re:Low-tech Japanese by fuzznutz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have a Toyota Prius, their flagship Hybrid and I call your BS. My son had a 2005 with no issue either. The GPS is indeed junk. You can turn off the car without putting it in Park and it does that automatically. I have never seen that green power LED issue. on any of the 3 Prii I have experienced. The Speedometer goes dark immediately when turned off, in my experience.

      Mine is a 2008 Camry Hybrid and it is no BS. I have demonstrated to many people how awful the design is just because I could not believe how stupid it was. My speedo stays lit for some time after turning it off. The headlights stay lit too. I have gone inside the house all the way wondering if I forgot to turn the damn thing off because I see the lights are still on through the windows. I hit the lock on the keyfob and off go the lights. If it turn it off in park, the steering wheel locks. If it is out of park when it is turned off, the steering wheel is loose and the dash will never go dark... ever. Until you restart it, seat the gearshift lever and turn it back off again. The previous owner told me she left it on all night in the garage one time because she thought it was turned off when it wasn't.

      One friend has an Equinox and when it is off but the brake is applied the start button LED glows red. Once started, it goes green and stays on until it is turned back off again. NOW THAT MAKES SENSE.

    14. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japan is the only country I have ever dealt with where fully capable, intelligent businessmen brag about being unable to use a computer.

      There's a shocking amount of anti-science and anti-tech amongst the Japanese 'elite' politicians and businessmen. They view using those tools as demeaning, so they have people do it for them. Print out the emails, etc.

      They should be embarrassed... but who cares about the opinions of ignorant foreigners?

    15. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does that work if you happen to need something like brain surgery? Surely people would gravitate towards people with experience in that case, wouldn't they?

    16. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at qualifications of any US cabinet level person. Pretty much none of them are qualified for the job and most of them are regulating businesses that they own or worked for previously.

    17. Re:Low-tech Japanese by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      In America, a lot of people are really righteously angry at elites, and with good reason. They led us into the Iraq war, which destroyed whatever good reputation we had built up after Vietnam. They came up with NAFTA, which devastated our working class. These elites knew exactly what they were doing, knew how harmful it was, and did it anyway. The backlash created a lot of very angry people who responded the only way they could: by voting against the elites' approved candidate: Hillary Clinton.

      America doesn't have a representative government. It doesn't matter what we want, but it does matter very much matter what our elites want. Take an idea that literally nobody supports, and it has about a 30% chance of becoming law. Now, take an incredibly popular idea, one that literally everyone supports. Same 30% chance.

      Elites, when they want something, the government is twice as likely to do it: 61% chance. But when they don't want something, it has a *zero percent chance* of happening. No matter how much the rest of America wants it. They block us without thinking about it.

      See this video for more discussion.

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    18. Re: Low-tech Japanese by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      If your Toyota was made and sold in the US, the UI was most likely designed by the American subsidiary of Toyota.

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    19. Re:Low-tech Japanese by ZoomieDood · · Score: 1

      Hold on a sec... we'll get a patch sent out to you.

      From Microsoft.

    20. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Voice+of+satan · · Score: 1

      Erm, by "elites" i did not mean at all the politicians else i would not have described my former system as a kakistocracy.

      I am aware in the US the people who are at the same time more educated AND vote tend to vote D but let's not forget half of the Americans do not vote at all and despise both sides. I probably will abstain too if i get citizenship.

      I am speaking about a more direct jealousy toward people who have an education. In a system that is a big welfare state by the way.

    21. Re:Low-tech Japanese by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      It's not jealousy, it's resentment that the educated people have used their advantage to ruthlessly destroy the working class. Our elites don't just look down on the rural working class. They look down on urban working class and poor people as well. The term "ghetto" doesn't exactly describe small-town America.

      It's doubly offensive because, first of all, there's not a damn thing wrong with being a worker who lives in a trailer. I mean for chrissake, do we need to have the French Revolution all over again? Are people actually proud of being economic parasites who live off the sweat of others? And second of all, what kind of bigotry is it that can't get past a southern accent to appreciate someone's character and intellect and actual accomplishments? Weren't we supposed to be past all that superficial crap?

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    22. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so bad, Microsoft could have designed it.

      That is truly an unfair thing to say about the Japanese.

      --XYZZY--

    23. Re: Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's actually really cool and more than a little Cyberpunk

    24. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ministers are there purely to provide entertainment and diversion for the those who ACTUALLY run things i.e. Senior Civil Servants.

      Yes Minister was in reality a documentary, not a comedy show.

    25. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you really - REALLY - pluralise Prius as Prii? Hanging's too good for you.

    26. Re:Low-tech Japanese by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Lights staying on after you switch the car off is not a bug, it's a feature. Park your car on a dark driveway, and the car lights the way to the front door for you.
      Sounds like they need to add an automatic shutoff on a delay though.

    27. Re:Low-tech Japanese by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      Lights staying on after you switch the car off is not a bug, it's a feature. Park your car on a dark driveway, and the car lights the way to the front door for you. Sounds like they need to add an automatic shutoff on a delay though.

      My previous car had automatic lights too, so I know it's a feature. The problem is that the timeout for the Camry is SOOO long and coupled with the fact that you're never quite sure if you successfully turned off the car that it's a problem. It's the totality of a shitty design. I never wondered if my old car was still running. With the Camry, I can either stand there watching for who knows how long until it decides that it's had enough and turns off the lights or I can press the lock on the fob and try to turn them off manually.

      Useful anecdote #1: We had a family event last month and afterwards I was packing my car to leave. It was after dark, so I backed the car up to the door of the building. I opened the trunk and we slowly cleaned up the clubhouse and periodically put leftovers into the car. My oldest son noted that the headlights NEVER turned off during the 20 minutes or so we worked and warned me I must have left the car running. I let him know that it was in fact not running but that the car was too stupid to shut off the lights whenever the trunk was left open. He's 26 but even he noted, "That's an idiotic design."

    28. Re:Low-tech Japanese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not jealousy, it's resentment that the educated people have used their advantage to ruthlessly destroy the working class.

      Most elites are not "educated". They may have went to prestigious schools perhaps, and they may learn a thing or two while they're there, but the point of elites going to those schools is more about pedigree, not education.

      Resentment towards education and the educated is misplaced. Education is in fact the answer to combating the elites. Tricking the people to be anti-intellectual and anti-education is in fact something the elites desire. Divide and conquer. Keep the people unarmed.

      do we need to have the French Revolution all over again?

      No we don't need a French Revolution, as the French Revolution had a lot of terrible consequences (The Terror, followed by Napoleonic wars). An American Revolution might be nice, as that one, unlike the French one, had educated thinkers as leaders to moderate the tyranny of the mob, to minimize the damage incurred during and after the revolution, and to create a system that doesn't just quickly de-evolve back to another tyrant.

  5. Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is much better than having someone who thinks he is a cybersecurity expert after blacklisting a website on his home router. That guy would not think it's safe to plug in a random USB stick in a nuclear power plant terminal because "of course the plant has a firewall".

    He at least KNOWS that he has to ask experts for technical questions. It's the half-knowledge that's most dangerous.

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    1. Re: Doesn't have to be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has wisdom.

    2. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What are you talking about? You need a basic level grasp of things to make a decision after the input of experts. He seems to be nowhere near that level, and it is not the experts who will be called to decide things!

    3. Re: Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I don't know. But it would be a trait that could replace actual field experience. Usually paired with a humble mind.

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    4. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The problem is
      Expert 1 - that thinks he knows something but is basically a moron on the subject
      Expert 2 - who is a real expert

      Leader that knows nothing - Can't tell the qualitative difference in advice given by Expert 1 vs Expert 2.

    5. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I'll remind you of this everytime someone on /. posts about errors that were so obvious if only the decisions had been left to the experts instead of the politicians...

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    6. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's my thought, too. I've been teaching people to use computers for 20 years. It's pretty easy to show people what technology will let them do.

      What's a lot more difficult is to teach the thought process to recognize unsafe interactions that is necessary for a security expert. I can't easily teach someone to second-guess technical assumptions stated as facts. I can't easily teach someone to understand that nobody is trustworthy enough to have unaudited system privileges. I can't easily teach someone that security comes from work, not from progress.

      Sure, I can try to teach these things. I can lecture lots of students, and they might even learn a few of the concepts, but thinking from a security perspective is very different from the "just make it work" approach that engineers and sysadmins tend to follow. Give me an old businessman who understands how to manage people and processes to do the huge amounts of work needed to maintain security, and I can teach him the few technical details he'll need to make sense of the systems.

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    7. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don’t know the exact nature of his job, but if he’s just there to manage it’s probably not a big deal, but even if you’re wise enough to delegate to experts, what do you do when the experts disagree or don’t have good answer themselves. Maybe in that case it doesn’t matter as being clueless doesn’t leave you that much worse off, but it does make it harder for others to follow or implement if they’re not confident in it.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just a paper pusher. If that’s the case it probably is better that he just smiles nicely and doesn’t screw things up for everyone working under him. Sure you could argue that it would be better still if a competent person were in his position, but if this position just exists for someone to make appearances and deliver speeches, you’re just wasting the competent person’s time.

    8. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when one expert says it's fine and another says it is dangerous? Who makes the decision? A third expert? If this is the case, I am not sure I see a need for his position.

    9. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by BlackOverflow · · Score: 0

      He seems to have no interest in learning either.

    10. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Yes. Well, of course it could turn out the exact opposite, too....

      But if played well, this weakness could be turned into an advantage.

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    11. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Jaime2 · · Score: 1

      what do you do when the experts disagree or don’t have good answer themselves.

      A good leader can build a team that's smarter than he is. If two of your experts disagree, then get them each to write up support for their position and get comments from other experts. If the community can't come up with a clear winner (or shred them both to bits), then they are probably both good ideas.

      If your experts don't have an answer, send it to your research department.

      This stuff isn't hard... "Minister of" positions aren't the most capable people in their respective fields, they're managers.

    12. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when your doctor, a GP, says you need some surgery or procedure, who makes the decision there? Do you pretend you are an expert in the field and make your own assumptions, or blindly trust your one doctor's opinion? You don't need to be an expert to make decisions based on what experts tell you. They, if they are good, give you the pros and cons of various options and allow you to make an informed decision that suits you. Experts are experts in their fields, but not necessarily in economic or political decision making where trade offs are necessary. Ever notice that the budgets for IT aren't usually set by the IT department themselves, that it is bean crunchers making those decisions? No one person can, or should, know every detail of everything in a large organization. While those details may help, in many cases those same details just bog down decision making, and jade the decision making process. Specialists always try to frame solutions to problems using the tools they know, and tech knowledge is no different. Having little to no tech knowledge might actually be a benefit when having to decide between conflicting solutions that are presented by experts and teams, as your own biases then won't get in the way of making an informed decision.

    13. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      You're right. Having an "expert" is much worse than having an expert. Then again, with absolutely no background knowledge, how does he know whether those he delegates to are "experts" or experts?

      I mean, call me crazy, but even if you're not an expert shouldn't you at least have a fundamental understanding of how the organization you are in charge of affects the world day to day?

    14. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Don't let the upmods to your post fool you. In both cases you have someone completely unqualified for the position who doesn't know they are not qualified. It doesn't matter in what way they are unqualified. They will both be incapable of performing the job. In the case of asking an expert, he has no way to even assess if his "expert" is or is not the person you claimed would be a worse choice.

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    15. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by geekmux · · Score: 1

      He at least KNOWS that he has to ask experts for technical questions. It's the half-knowledge that's most dangerous.

      Uh, when you have to ask the experts about everything pertaining to your position, it tends to question the entire point of putting an idiot in charge. Might as well put a 3-year old in the position.

      Half-knowledge may be dangerous, but NO knowledge is worthless, and can end up just as being dangerous due to the person being easily manipulated due to sheer ignorance.

    16. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I have to tell you that your username is politically incorrect.. I have been informed at work that you can no longer say dykes, they're called Lesbian Cutters. You should request a name change from slashdot staff to avoid confusion O.o

    17. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Have three experts and majority vote.

      How does a real expert do that? He would compare the statement of a maybe-expert to his own knowledge - which he got from other experts: at school, at university, books written by experts and so on.

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    18. Re: Doesn't have to be that bad by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      I think most people's concern is not that his expertise is at an elite level hacker who knows Assembly language and can code in binary. The concern is that he doesn't have basic experience with computers. Just like I don't expect a Secretary of Transportation to be able to change out my car's transmission but I would like that person to have driven a car before.

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    19. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      If I may introduce myself.... Mervyn Bickerdyke. Pleased to meet you.

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    20. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Highdude702 · · Score: 1

      Jeez way to ruin the joke. I know it's frowned upon here on slashdot, but you got to laugh at some point in time..

    21. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 1

      ... That's not quite how expertise works in applied sciences. If someone tells you that plugging a USB stick into a computer that is behind a firewall is safe, you might have heard that it's unsafe, but since it's a testable action you can *know* it's not safe. Somewhere down the line, someone (a lot of people, usually) actually did the thing they purport to have expertise on. For complex topics you would defer to other experts in the field, but for basic wide-ranging policies you should really be utilizing broad knowledge of the subject instead of specifics.

      Plus, having three people advise you isn't much better than one. If two are frauds and one is competent you still get bad advice without having any idea what good advice would even sound like. That's sometimes acceptable for concerns tertiary to your goals, but not for advice on setting and achieving the primary goals themselves.

    22. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by kalieaire · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely certain regarding this. A person who is at least knowledgeable at a high level will have the ability to prioritize parts of their CyberSecurity Program.  Using technology and being an expert at it isn't the issue, understanding the OSI layers, on the other hand, are.

    23. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      If someone tells you that plugging a USB stick into a computer that is behind a firewall is safe, you might have heard that it's unsafe, but since it's a testable action you can *know* it's not safe.

      Did it hundreds of times. Nothing happened.

      It's still not safe....

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    24. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me an old businessman who understands how to manage people and processes to do the huge amounts of work needed to maintain security, and I can teach him the few technical details he'll need to make sense of the systems.

      That's interesting, I always suspected people in banks, law or business know about confidentiality and other issues or e.g. archiving.

      I have to teach my uncle about backups, nothing too critical or complex but I might tell him to imagine all his papers and books are on a small boat, or on the first floor in Venice and they're at a risk of getting flooded. Or how about administrative stuff was typed in triplicate. Some analogy that divorces the data from the computer.
      For business people : they know both sides in a contract keep a copy of a contract to themselves, and perhaps one is kept by a third party (attorney, notary). And they know that people will fail to pay, fail to deliver the work that was agreed on unless they have some enforcement or guarantees.
      'Auditing' is a business term, I think? 'Certificates'.. even a computer technician or programmer will have a hard time to understand what the hell are these HTTPS or SSL certificates and how they work. The most important thing to know might be that you need to deal with them and maintain it. Other issue, failing to renew a domain name, ridiculous but happens.

    25. Re: Doesn't have to be that bad by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I think most people's concern is not that his expertise is at an elite level hacker who knows Assembly language and can code in binary. The concern is that he doesn't have basic experience with computers. Just like I don't expect a Secretary of Transportation to be able to change out my car's transmission but I would like that person to have driven a car before.

      Great, a car analogy!

      I would say that someone who had no driving licence and had only ever been chauffeur-driven was entirely capable of being 'Secretary of Transportation'. But I'm not from the US.

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    26. Re:Doesn't have to be that bad by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      'Auditing' is a business term, I think? 'Certificates'.. even a computer technician or programmer will have a hard time to understand what the hell are these HTTPS or SSL certificates and how they work.

      Auditing is making a record of actions. Just like a business ledger, the integrity of that record is important if you ever need to confirm or explain exactly what happened. If your audit log is secured in the same area as the main record, anyone doing something illicit can simply change both at the same time, and hide their crime.

      Certificates are like the certificate of authenticity associated with artifacts or pieces of art. Even if genuine, the certificate is only as trustworthy as who issued it, and to be effective, they need to be impossible to forge. Since forgeries get better all the time (and some issuers turn out to be less trustworthy than originally thought, it's important to have a periodic cycle where everything is reviewed and new certificates are generated.

      The trick to teaching is to connect new information to old. The hard part is figuring out what old information exists. When I'm teaching an actual class, I like to start lectures with an anecdote about something apparently unrelated to the class. The concepts used in the story end up being similar to what's about to be taught.

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  6. Ceremonial Ministers ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While he has a point that delegation to experts is important, the Ministers job is to do politics which means socializing with interested parties. Not how I would desire a democracy to function but up to the Japanese voters, who many are also very old with limited PC experience.

    A 2013 revision of the Public Offices Election Act undid long-standing restrictions on the use of the internet for election campaigns. Still popular is blasting sound bytes from a vehicle driving around neighborhoods waving with white gloves. Yep that is persuasive in depth issues coverage. Attack ads are less common.

  7. I think this is from a Japanese satire site.. by Craggles · · Score: 1

    The Rising Wasabi is satire.. https://www.therisingwasabi.co...

    1. Re:I think this is from a Japanese satire site.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't look like the same story.

  8. Not a first by bluegutang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Robert Moses, who tore up a bunch of New York City neighborhoods to build freeways, never drove a car. (He had a chauffeur drive him everywhere)

  9. It's certainly odd... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

    While I agree that it's odd, I'm not sure that it really matters. As long as he knows how to put qualified people in key positions, then that's all that really matters. How many of his predecessors had to actually code or do anything hands on while in that position? If they could, would it be a smart use of their time? And just how effective would they have been?

    Eisenhower was criticized in his day for delegating and not being hands on enough. But he was smart enough to put the right people in the right positions. History certainly judged him more favorably than his critics at the time.

    1. Re:It's certainly odd... by scamper_22 · · Score: 1

      You got a little downvoted, but you're right.

      I've worked long enough to know that you don't need to know the domain to be a leader in it.

      What you do need is the trust of key technical people. It's why you often see an executive take a position and then bring over a lot of staff from the old company. He knows them. He trusts them. He can get to work.

      Having a good background in the domain can help; especially in a new situation to know if someone is 'legit'. But as long as he surrounds himself and trusts good technical people, it is a non issue.

    2. Re:It's certainly odd... by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

      How is he supposed to know who is qualified for the job if he doesn't even understand what the job is?

    3. Re:It's certainly odd... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      How is he supposed to know who is qualified for the job if he doesn't even understand what the job is?

      No executive is an expert in every job of his subordinates.

      There must be some way for people to be good at judging competence in areas they themselves are not expert in. Because it happens all the time.

    4. Re:It's certainly odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By networking with his own peers and people that he has led and mentored in the past. And remember, the Japanese culture (at least in the recent past) is much less individualistic and much more collaborative than Western cultures.

    5. Re:It's certainly odd... by sfcat · · Score: 2

      How is he supposed to know who is qualified for the job if he doesn't even understand what the job is?

      No executive is an expert in every job of his subordinates.

      There must be some way for people to be good at judging competence in areas they themselves are not expert in. Because it happens all the time.

      I've heard this argument before and its 100% weapons grade BS. You are right that nobody can be an expert in anything. But you are forgetting about Dunning-Kruger where ability confers the ability to judge other's ability. How on earth could this computer illiterate possibly hope to be able to tell good cybersecurity from something that couldn't stop your average 15 yro?

      This is why the myth of a pure manager needs to die. Skill in management itself is maybe 30% of the job in management. The strategy, talent assessment, and organization is far more important and those things require knowledge of what your team will be doing. That's why nobody believes this guy will be at all good at this job. The excuses we offer as to why this might not be so bad are more a psychological self-preservation technique than anything.

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    6. Re:It's certainly odd... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      I've heard this argument before and its 100% weapons grade BS.

      I like that. I'm going to steal that and use it myself.

      You are right that nobody can be an expert in anything. But you are forgetting about Dunning-Kruger [nih.gov] where ability confers the ability to judge other's ability. How on earth could this computer illiterate possibly hope to be able to tell good cybersecurity from something that couldn't stop your average 15 yro?

      In most cases they don't need to sit down and ask them minute details. As long as they have useful experience and can show results, then someone else can ask the detailed questions about their knowledge. If someone applies for the job and has Sony network security on their CV, they probably aren't going to be what their looking for.

      I don't know what your background is, but if it's not in the management/executive level, then you very well may want to look in the mirror regarding Dunning-Kruger.

      This is why the myth of a pure manager needs to die. Skill in management itself is maybe 30% of the job in management. The strategy, talent assessment, and organization is far more important and those things require knowledge of what your team will be doing. That's why nobody believes this guy will be at all good at this job. The excuses we offer as to why this might not be so bad are more a psychological self-preservation technique than anything.

      This really depends on the person and the role. On top of that, this is a government position, which makes it even harder to judge. I've worked for CEO's who were absolutely brilliant in their field, but were complete disasters as a CEO. And some of the best ones that I've worked for couldn't use the software that the company made to save their life. Obviously there is quite the range in between too. I don't know anything about this guy, so I can't say for certain one way of the other. Hell, just look at any politician. We vote them in office because they say things we want to hear and rarely know anything about the subject matter in hearings like this.

  10. How is this news? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most science ministers lack a science degree and there have certainly been some decidedly uneducated education ministers. Defence ministers have rarely served in the armed forces and we once had a Chancellor of the Exchequer who could not balance his credit card. Sadly, in a democracy, the only qualification for the job that counts is that you got more votes than anyone else and all this requires is that you look like less of a drooling idiot than the other people standing for election...and sometimes even that isn't true.

    1. Re:How is this news? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Well I know a country that recently elected someone despite looking like a drooling idiot.....

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    2. Re:How is this news? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Many people thought that the alternative candidate was worse...

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    3. Re:How is this news? by bickerdyke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's often overlooked in the rest of the world.

      Heck, a wig on a broomstick would have beaten both of them.

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    4. Re:How is this news? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It would be useful if he did use a computer though, just so that he could put in to practice the things his department recommends. No better way to see how practical they are and understand the issues that prevent computer security.

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    5. Re:How is this news? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Ministers are not elected ... they are appointed by who ever was elected.

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    6. Re:How is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, a wig on a broomstick would have beaten both of them.

      Yes it would have.

      On one side we had a jackass with no valid qualifications. On the other we had an entitled power-greedy person that wanted to start a shooting war with Russia to secure her legacy as a strong leader.

      We are still dealing with the ramifications of both. The jackassery put in power. The sycophants of the latter and rightful critics of the former clamoring for making a boogeyman out of Russia, despite everyone, including the last president believing the Red Boogeyman is nothing but a dusty relic of cold-war politics.

    7. Re:How is this news? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

      Yes, but they usually have to get elected first to be in a position to be appointed. It is unusual for ministers, especially those in the cabinet, not to be elected MPs.

    8. Re:How is this news? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You don't need to be elected ro be a minister.
      However usually they are MPs, that is right.

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  11. Demonstrate by Doing by lloy0076 · · Score: 1

    We admitted we were powerless over computers, so we refused to ever and will never use them.

    1. Re:Demonstrate by Doing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've seen windows 10 then.

  12. Less dangerous than the polititians that belive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they know about a field because they know 0.000001%.

  13. So did you expect the minister to write the code ? by Crashmarik · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do you need a race car driver to run the national highway administration ?

    Doing actual security work is probably the last thing anyone expects him to do and the last thing his job calls for.

    What he is going to have to do is be the voice of his agency within the government
    Insure it's properly funded.
    Settle internal disputes.

    Where he will have problems is making informed decisions about the merits of different technologies and given that technical people aren't even particularly useful there it's not that big a loss. Just think of how many technologies you thought were going to be the next big thing but nobody remembers anymore.

  14. Computers are a passing fad by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    They will go away within a few years.

    1. Re:Computers are a passing fad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and this "Internet" thing, like that's gonna last. Sheesh!

  15. Ask him the opposite question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it safe to stick a fuel rod into a common USB port?

  16. Well he's better than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    India's minister for education. This guy's heard of computers, he knows what he doesn't know.

  17. Sounds good to me by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds like he is 100% perfect at cybersecurity. No devices, no compromises. :)

  18. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    So did you expect the minister to write the code ?

    Only when he's in the opposition party.

  19. Personal versus professional by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Most science ministers lack a science degree and there have certainly been some decidedly uneducated education ministers.

    We have both of those currently here in the US.

    Defence ministers have rarely served in the armed forces and we once had a Chancellor of the Exchequer who could not balance his credit card.

    Speaking as a certified accountant I can definitively say that the skill sets for personal finance and for corporate or government finance bear very little resemblance to each other so I'm not really sure what your point about the Chancellor of the Exchequer is. Just because someone is irresponsible in their personal finances doesn't mean they are incompetent or irresponsible with their professional responsibilities.

    And "balance his credit card"? I don't know anybody who actually reconciles (the proper term for it) their personal credit card statements in any great detail. Most people quickly glance over their statement for obvious incorrect charges and then call it a day. Companies reconcile their credit cards but individuals seldom do. I don't really see this as evidence of anything.

    1. Re:Personal versus professional by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Just because someone is irresponsible in their personal finances doesn't mean they are incompetent or irresponsible with their professional responsibilities.

      You can make that argument about anything though e.g. just because someone doesn't know which end of a computer plugs into the wall it doesn't mean that they cannot manage a government department on cyber security. The problem is though that someone like that is going to be utterly dependent on what their civil servants tell them because they have no experience of their own which is relevant. I suspect that this is what stops democracy being an unmitigated disaster.

  20. I actually don't see a problem here ... by gordguide · · Score: 2

    It sounds strange to say, in 2018, that someone "has never used a computer", but there is some merit in the argument that an executive or high ranking government leader should be earning hundreds, maybe thousands, of dollars an hour to type letters and answer eMails. There are people who can do that for him or her, and probably should be doing that for him or her.

    A management job or even a government minister's job is not to do the work of his department or company himself. Maybe this particular minister achieved his non-governmental success by delegation, perhaps? And if he chooses his subordinates wisely, he can be perfectly effective.

    He should be judged on the merits of his department, not on whether he can touch type. If the Japanese Cyber Security ministry does good work, then he is doing a good job. If not, then he should be replaced. Whether he uses a computer or not is misrepresenting his duty as the skill set of a minimum wage employee at the lowest pay scale.

    1. Re:I actually don't see a problem here ... by rkordmaa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He doesn't even understand the purpose of the organization he is running, you can replace him with a monkey and get the same results.

    2. Re:I actually don't see a problem here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think you need to know about computers to be a cybersecurity expert? Most hacking is done by traditional ways (social engineering comes first to mind). Having a non-technically proficient person in a sec team allows to have an outsider's viewpoint which may actually prove useful in many situations.

      When saying "what do you think about usb keys" the person asked "what is a usb key" which is a very sensible question. If you then explain: "a usb key contains software that can attack a system that would otherwise be isolated", then the sensible answer is "put a procedure to disallow people to bring those devices in" - which is a procedure any sane person, with or without tech background, would implement.

    3. Re:I actually don't see a problem here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a very good explanation. Could have gone like this. "what is a usb key" then "it's like a CD-ROM or floppy". "oh, my antivirus will take of it then". "well yes, but..." "listen son, I already told you I have an antivirus and it told me I'm protected so stop pestering me. get back to work"

      Me, I think I'd go : a USB key is a computer peripheral and it could contain malware, or do nasty thing like pretending it's a keyboard and issuing commands to your computer, er, let me explain it.. there's a little computer in it, so it could do anything the protocol stack allows to but this depends on the OS maybe but anyway (blah blah).
      I like yours indeed.

    4. Re:I actually don't see a problem here ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is one thing to not use the technology you are in charge of securing, it is another thing to completely not understand it.

      At that point, what is his purpose? To pick his underlings? What does he do with the rest of his time?

  21. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont expect the chief of police to write laws.

    But i do expect him to be able to read them.

  22. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by rkordmaa · · Score: 1

    Do you need a race car driver to run the national highway administration ?

    No, but you do at least need someone who understands what is a "car" and what is a "highway". An administrator need not be an expert, but he bloody well does have to have a basic idea of what he is administrating.

  23. Finally, some good news! by mark_reh · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The US isn't the only country with complete idiots running things.

  24. So what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donald Trump never paid taxes, yet he's the POTUS.... /s

    1. Re:So what by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What has one to do with the other? Just look at how many people evade taxes that don't even bother to think about becoming POTUS.

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  25. race car driver is a bad fit for highways by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    But at easy they should have some basic road use and for security work like this even at an high level CEO like job at least basic Computer use.

  26. So? by hellopolly · · Score: 1

    Edsgar Dijkstra did not use a computer for most of his career.

    1. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Edsgar Dijkstra did not use a computer for most of his career.

      And most people that use computers for their career these days don't know who Edsger Dijkstra is.

    2. Re:So? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Dijkstra started working with computers in his early 20s. Sure, some of that may have involved writing specifications and manuals. But I think that qualifies as being in the industry.

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    3. Re:So? by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      I think there's an inherent exception for people who contributed to the development of the very first computers. It's not like they could use the devices before they were invented.

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    4. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your attempt to dismiss his point with snark, you have only displayed your own ignorance and arrogance.

      Too bad you posted anonymously. You really deserve some kind of a reputation hit.

    5. Re:So? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 0

      Dijkstra also didn't solve real world problems.

      He was yet-another-clueless academic about implementation details.
      e.g. On paper you can two algorithms that both appear to O(n) but in the real-world perform vastly different.

      Theory without application is idiotic. How do you *verify* your theory???

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    6. Re:So? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      On paper you can two algorithms that both appear to O(n) but in the real-world perform vastly different.
      No, in RL they both still will be O(n).

      Theory without application is idiotic.
      Yeah, and citing theories without knowing how to apply them, is idiotic, too.

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    7. Re:So? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      *facepalm*

      You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

      O(n) _completely_ ignores the cost of HOW memory is accessed -- which matters in the Real World (TM).

      Here are two array summation algorithms. Both are O(n) yet the second runs AT LEAST 2x slower because the second has a memory access pattern that doesn't take advantage of how the L1/L2/L3 cache works.

      var i, sum,k beg, ms, stride, STRIDE = 16, SIZE = 1 << 22;
          var a = new Array( SIZE );

          for( i = 0; i < SIZE; ++i )
              a[i] = i;

          sum = 0;
          beg = Date.now();
              for( i = 0; i < SIZE; ++i )
                  sum += a[ i ];
          ms  = Date.now() - beg;
          console.log( "Sum: " + sum + ", Time: " + ms + " ms" );

          sum = 0;
          beg = Date.now();
              for( stride = 0; stride < STRIDE; ++stride )
                  for( i = stride; i < SIZE; i += STRIDE )
                      sum += a[ i ];
          ms  = Date.now() - beg;
          console.log( "Sum: " + sum + ", Time: " + ms + " ms" );

      But keep believing that all O(n) perform the same when O() is a shitty, incomplete measurement of performance.

    8. Re:So? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I know what I'm talking about.

      And you don't know how to make an argument.

      An O(n) algorithm is an O(n) algorithm ... always ...

      But keep believing that all O(n) perform the same when O() is a shitty, incomplete measurement of performance.
      I did not say that ...

      Both are O(n) yet the second runs AT LEAST 2x slower because the second has a memory access pattern that doesn't take advantage of how the L1/L2/L3 cache works.
      And? Two times slower is ... O(n).

      Perhaps you should reread what you think you know about O calculus. Even if it would be a factor of a million or "insert your number here" both algorithms would be a O(n). Welcome to the Real World. Theory matters ... even if you don't grasp it.

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    9. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O() also ignores execution time of the actual implementation of the algorithm.

      I remember one time working as a contractor for a telephone switch manufacturer. One task was to implement sorting a list of numbers, assigned by the user to their telephone keypad, within a certain time limit (due to two machines talking to each other; I'll skip the details). The manufacturer's programmers failed to come up with anything that wouldn't time out. They tried insert sorts, quick sorts, shell sorts, etc. All failed. So they gave it to me.

      I came up with a bidirectional bubble sort which worked every time. But, you may gasp, bubble sorts are O(n^2), the other sorts are O(n log n)! How could a bubble sort be faster?!?

      Because on that CPU, to move a pointer address instruction took 4 machine cycles -- and all the sorts they'd tried ended up with many of their comparisons needing to move pointers to non-contiguous addresses (to compare array contents at the beginning and end of the list, for example). But to increment or decrement an address pointer (to compare array contents that were always next to each other) only took 1 machine cycle. So the bubble sort took far less machine cycles to execute, and thus never timed out.

      But, you may still gasp, in the worst case the O() math still insists that the other sorts will be better! Well, remember that this was a telephone keypad. n=9 every single time. Under that constraint, the O() math didn't make an actual difference.

      It's kind of weird to have an entire company's programming staff hate your guts. :)

    10. Re:So? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      ^^ THIS.

      A BubbleSort can also work great when the data is already "mostly" sorted.

      That's the problem with academics -- they tend to be completely and utterly clueless about performance. The reality is OOP is shit for high performance, throughput is more important then latency, O() is a garbage performance metric, sub 60 FPS is crap, etc.

      i.e.
      Radix Sort is O(k*n) so it MUST be better then the traditional O(n log n) sort, right? Wrong. Only the clueless ignore the cost of memory accesses like our idiot friend AngelOsphere here who is too stupid to understand how two O(n) algorithms "in the real-world perform vastly different."

      Radix Sort can also be trivially modified to sort float32 instead of integers -- funny how that is not mentioned in the textbooks.

      Hell even Bjarne Stroustrup was shocked to learn how slow doubly-linked lists were compared to arrays just a few years ago! /sarcasm Oh look, a "professional" programmer too stupid to understand how the (Data) Cache can effect I/O bound algorithms because they are out of touch with Real World applications. Color me shocked!

      Fantastic story BTW! Instead of assuming about the problem you measured first. That's great you left a lot of "professionals" fuming!

  27. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Do you need a race car driver to run the national highway administration ?

    Doing actual security work is probably the last thing anyone expects him to do and the last thing his job calls for.

    What he is going to have to do is be the voice of his agency within the government Insure it's properly funded.

    You don't need to be the world's leading expert to run a show. In fact, you are in the wrong position if you are.

    That being said, there are levels of ignorance that shouldn't be tolerated. Needing an expert to talk about a USB thumb drive is at that level.

    I've been working lately with a number of people who don't have a lot of knowledge about matters that I am expert in. But they are smart people, and I've educated them enough so that they won't make fools out of themselves when asked simple questions.

    In my world at least, we have High-level, medium level, and low level meetings and briefings. Anyone at the top of a group should be well versed at the High level. Medium level is for middle managers, and low level is for the techs, The expert moves between groups as needed.

    This system works. The folks running the show have political issues to deal with as well as keeping the troops functioning. But if you are leading a computer security group, you better have some idea of what thumb drive is. That indicates a certain interest in the work going on.

    Example: I am not a professional programmer. But I know enough programming to know when a professional programmer is trying to bullshit me. The same with other matters outside of my field. Trusting your people about things you don't know is good and all, but them knowing they can't bullshit you goes a long way. They can trust what you do then.

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  28. Never used a computer, or enver used a pc by bn-7bc · · Score: 1

    I higly dopt that satement as ineracting with computers is un avooidable today. Has he evre used a smatrphone, tablet, atm, amart tv, etc. Now i don't know him but my guess is that he has. But if we limit "computers" to mean PCs or laptops (even tho it stll ssems strange in 2018) I can't dispute that clame. But wth is he doing being the minister for cyber sec?

    1. Re:Never used a computer, or enver used a pc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can believe that he has never used a computer, at least not in anything more than a most basic sense. First, not only is the use of business and consumer technology different in Japan (e.g. the extensive use of faxes instead of email). Second, considering his age and position, he has probably relied on secretaries and assistants to the exclusion of doing any paperwork or anything 'technical' himself. Third, it is quite possible to use 'smart phones' exclusively as a replacement for flip-phones or landlines, completely ignoring all of their other features.

  29. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you need a race car driver to run the national highway administration ?

    no, but he should at least know what the signs on the side of the road means...

  30. great policy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a pretty good cybersecurity policy to me: Don't use computers.

  31. non expert != no idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There seem to be a lot of comments that are saying 'he doesn't need to be a security expert to do a good job'. That's not the problem, the problem is that it seems he doesn't even have a basic understanding of computers.

    At the end of the day, we expect that his role will entail making balanced decisions of some sort - he may call on the advice on experts, but how can he do anything other than blindly accept what they say if he doesn't even have a basic understanding?

    1. Re:non expert != no idea by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      My superior is also no expert in infosec. But he knows enough to know what shit's important and what's just fluff. And for the stuff that needs experts, he has me and my crew. I, on the other hand, know little about his job, with the juggling of finances and smooching investors and whatnot. I just know enough about which asses are important and should be kissed and which ones are not and can be kicked if they get into the way.

      Little hint: If it contains "cyber" in its name, it's fluff.

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  32. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got bad news for you then.

    And that's not a knock against most police chiefs. Seriously, sometime sit down and try to actually read most laws. I bet your eyes will glaze over and you'll be so utterly confused in short order. I know that's what happens to me, and most people consider me fairly intelligent, I'm fairly well educated as well (holding a M.S.)

    There's a reason law is its own profession. Now, I argue that laws should be written to a level the average person should have a prayer of being able to understand them, but alas, that's not the world we live in, and few give a damn what I think.

  33. From typewriters to hand-colored anime cells. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Government Minister in Charge of Japan's Cybersecurity, Yoshitaka Sakurada, 68, Says He Has Never Used a Computer

    Then who did Sakurada Reset?

  34. not the guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might take some investigation to find out who is really in charge of cybersecurity then.

  35. haha by berniemne · · Score: 1

    omg the cronyism and nepotism lol...

  36. He is probably the best high level boss there is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is probably the best high level boss there is. Instead of making stupid decisions because he thinks he knows stuff, he asks from those who know.

    The only problem is, that if you know less than people below you, how can you hire and fire the correct people?

  37. You're surprised? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Why should Japan be different from the rest of the world when it comes to filling political positions?

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  38. Re:He is probably the best high level boss there i by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    By hiring a Consultant that tells you which people are the right ones.

    And that Consultant you hire based on recommendations from the friends you play golf with.

    I've been invited to play at the C-Level a while ago. You quickly learn how things are done up here. It's actually pretty easy once you realize that money only matters when it comes to expenses for people who actually work, but nobody questions any expenses for consulting. Ever.

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  39. Re:So what? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm not sure about that, but international politics sure resembles some kind of soap opera.

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  40. Re:He is probably the best high level boss there i by ausekilis · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs never bent metal, designed PCB's, or wrote Operating System code. Did that make him a terrible leader of the most profitable technology company?

    Bill Gates never designed PCB's, never built his own gaming system, though he did write the original MS DOS. Does that make him a terrible leader?

    William Clay Ford Jr. never drew up design documents for a work truck, never casted an engine block, and (honestly) probably never looked at an assembly line in detail. Does that make him unfit to lead Ford Motor Co?

    Lots of C-level folks have never done the jobs of those they hire. Just because they haven't gotten their hands dirty in the design lab or production line doesn't mean they have no grasp of what it takes to run the business and how to find the big brains to answer those questions. True businessmen know when they're being lied to, and know when to cut losses - often those go hand-in-hand.

  41. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

    Well to some extent I agree with that.

    But at least this guy knew what he didn't know and was willing to refer the issue to someone who did know.

    It's not hard to find the complete opposite.

  42. not helping my case by Micah+NC · · Score: 1

    I'm often encouraging people to hire older people for IT / technical positions.

    This man is not advancing my efforts ... :(

  43. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Solandri · · Score: 2

    The vast majority of people are employees. During their lifetime, they never have (and never will) manage other people. Since they've never had to do it, they only difficulty they attribute to managing is the aspect of it that they see - being told what to do. So they assume all a manger has to do is tell people what to do. And since anyone could do that, therefore managers are useless drains on a company (or country).

    Once you've actually done the job of managing people, you realize just how asinine people can be, and how much work is involved in getting a group of people to work together smoothly. A good manager is worth their weight in gold. The difference in efficiency is enormous - like getting a group of people to clean a beach by assigning each one an equal sized strip parallel to the beach, vs everyone just wandering off in random directions. If he's good at managing and has competent advisors and sub-managers, he'll be fine.

  44. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He knows what a computer is. He does't really understand mobile technology, or realize all the computers and phones and such are all capable of interconnecting. So in the analogy, he knows what a car and road are, he just doesn't understand the difference between a Formula 1 car and a Ford Fiesta and why those two things should not be on the same course.

  45. Wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that explain why the EU seems like it is run by a bunch of headless chickens?

  46. just as Michael Lewis describes in The Fifth Risk" by Darth+Technoid · · Score: 1

    Yes, The Stupids are in charge.

    The latest book by Michael Lewis, The Fifth Risk, is about the loss of institutional knowledge in the departments of the Federal Government. And about the consequences that arise when the people making decisions are unaware of the outcomes, options, and alternatives. The blind being led by the blinder.

    Or, as Daniel Ellsberg said as he exited the movie theatre right after seeing the film Doctor Strangelove, "It's non-fiction."

  47. Re:So did you expect the minister to write the cod by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

    Do you need a race car driver to run the national highway administration ?

    Probably not, but at least to a person having a driver license.

    Insure it's properly funded. Settle internal disputes.

    And also set priorities, which requires at least some practice in the field.

  48. Elections had consequences, eh? by shanen · · Score: 1

    Few enough insightful comments that I could review all of them. Also the keywords for the actual insight are few enough that I could check them, too. (And yes, sadly there was no humor to be found on Slashdot, but perhaps that's reasonable in this case because the topic is intrinsically low on fuel for funny--but that's exactly where the best jokes can appear, where you least expect them.)

    So of the small number of insightful comments, I regard this as the closest to actual insight. And yet all it spawned was some minor trollage. That's today's Slashdot for you. No solution in complaining, but trying to do better has also demonstrated its futility...

    So I guess I'll just wave a finger in the direction of the actual insight. The brokenness of the notions of democracy and representative government in Japan are largely legacies of American interference. Nominating a totally unqualified political hack to such a crucial position is only a symptom of the problem. Yeah, some of the interference was justified. Japan earned some punishment and the American-written constitution actually has some good and non-punitive ideas in it. Other interference was less or even beyond justification, driven by cold war paranoia. So raise your hands if you know about the dark money hidden in the Marshal Plan funding. Italy and Japan are probably the two leading "beneficiaries".

    The real problem is that Japan now has an extremely computer-dependent economy. That means the country is extremely vulnerable to cyber-warfare and needs extra competence on the defense.

    Not certain of the source, but I think it was Akio Morita who wrote that it was extremely beneficial in competing with American companies that he had actual engineers managing Sony. Really hard to make good decisions about technology when you don't even know the fundamentals underlying the options.

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  49. Re:Fax Machines and Low-tech Japanese by Geodesy99 · · Score: 1

    ... One good example of this is how email hasn't become as commonplace as it has in most of the developed world. No, people in Japan, particularly companies, instead chose to use fax machines to achieve the same tasks as it was still the 1980s.

    Because fax works 100% of the time, regardless of the end points. It doesn't require Internet connectivity, it will work across POTS, while it still can leverage Internet Fax services like eFax. The hardware, supplies, maintenance, and longevity are dirt cheap and require no tech staff. It, by default, leaves and audit trail and hardcopy, which is essential for vendors that are still paper based, like home workshops. It is legally and statutorily recognized in almost all countries of the world. You don't have to deal with font and encoding issues, like characters that never made it into Unicode. Point to point security is acceptable if it's going over the voice network. It can be marked-up and annotated and returned immediately, especially with signatures.

    'Fax' pre-dates telephones, and there are reasons why it is still used today - it is a least common denominator for most of the globe and even the smallest businesses in the 3rd World.

  50. Excellent by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    I hate to point it out to you naysayers, but he is probably the least likeliest to be hacked in the whole organization!

    Take that you geeks of changing password every week!

  51. Seems like an anime waiting to happen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure that someone, right now in Japan is starting to draw the manga and/or anime to the effect of, "Incompetent man becomes national cybersecurity chief, hilarity ensues."

    At this point, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that the current cybersecurity minister in Japan spends most of their time watching anime for "research purposes".

  52. The Trump Administration Has A Place For Him by DougDot · · Score: 1

    Ignorance is a highly valued attribute in 'Murika, he'd fit right in.

  53. I have no problem with this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no problem with this, a head of the departments job is not it know security, it is to manage the budget and lead the staff which I am certain anyone with a security background will not be proficient at.

  54. So his prior experience isn't applicable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes sense. If he was the minister of Gundam, he would have at least known how to edit wikipedia...