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Latest Windows 10 Update Breaks Windows Media Player, Win32 Apps In General (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: The important data loss bug that interrupted the rollout of the Windows 10 October 2018 Update, version 1809, may be fixed, but it turns out there are plenty of other weird problems with the release. As spotted by Paul Thurrott, the update also breaks the seek bar in Windows Media Player when playing "specific files." Microsoft does promise to fix the bug, but the timeframe is vaguely open-ended: it will be "in an upcoming release."

Also in the "how did that happen" category comes another bug: some Win32 programs can't be set as the default program for a given file type. So if you want certain files to always open in Notepad, for example, you're currently out of luck. A fix for this is promised by the end of the month. Setting default program associations is something that's been in Windows for 20-something years, so it's a little alarming that it should be broken. On top of this, there continue to be complaints that Windows 10 version 1809 doesn't work with iCloud, and machines with the iCloud client are currently blacklisted to prevent them from receiving the 1809 update. It's not immediately clear whose fault this one is -- it could be Microsoft's, but it's also possible that Apple is to blame.

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  1. Windows shouldn't be a service! by zidium · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Windows just shouldn't be a service!

    Leave it alone and give us big big upgrades every couple of years.... That's fine and acceptable and what we're used to.

    This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my box may be broken in very strange ways, with little if any perceivable benefit.

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    1. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems like Microsoft is just trolling now. Like they get off on causing trouble for others.

    2. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my box may be broken in very strange ways, with little if any perceivable benefit.

      Apparently the great lumbering beast that is Microsoft has now decided they're agile, and they are willing to risk their reputation and the quality of their OS to push out new bullshit features.

      This is why I refused to let my Windows 8.1 machine upgrade to Win 10, and why my next 'Windows' machine will be a pure VM on a Linux host -- one in which I severely limit its network access.

      Sorry, Microsoft ... it's my fucking machine, you don't get to recklessly upgrade whenever you choose and break my desktop.

      I don't know why MS is so insistent on Shit as a Service, but the reality it, they're just producing shit these days. This is, what, 3 or 4 consecutive weeks they've fucked up people's machines with this crap?

      Fuck that, I'm not taking their steaming pile of shit beta builds or accepting telemetry and ads in my machine.

      I predict MS is going to seriously lose customers over shit like this.

    3. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by guygo · · Score: 1

      quite. it's MY OS, I paid for it, and I want it on MY disk, thanks. this all started when they broke the Explorer in Win7. ridiculous. whatever happened to downward comparability? who decided to fix what ain't broke?

    4. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it removes competition - no one can make forward progress with a machine that constantly fails by design - brilliant!!

    5. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Dracos · · Score: 2

      Except they're not agile and their testing procedures are severely lacking, likely getting progressively worse since NT4/Win95. There are more layers and complexity in their software than they can currently handle.

    6. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ridiculous. whatever happened to downward comparability? who decided to fix what ain't broke?

      Except they're breaking what aint broke, and they're going to give users plenty of reasons to start looking for something which aint nearly so broke.

      When Microsoft starts breaking existing stuff, the reasons to stick with them get fewer, especially when it's their own fucking stuff.

      At this point, a Chromebook is probably a better choice.

    7. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by neilo_1701D · · Score: 2

      Windows just shouldn't be a service!

      Leave it alone and give us big big upgrades every couple of years.... That's fine and acceptable and what we're used to.

      The article goes into this. Remember the old advice of waiting until SP1 before upgrading? The exact same development failures that caused that advice are what is happening right now.

    8. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't keep creating so many new bugs with each update.

      I think that they figured they can be more lax on QA, since anything they break they can just fix quickly and easily in another update. Of course, by that same token, the update that fixes one thing will break three others.

    9. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by darkain · · Score: 1

      I love how you compare this to NT4/95, where something as simple as specifying a minor typo in a font name through their GDI API would blue screen the entire OS.

    10. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by reboot246 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Shit as a Service" is maybe the best, most accurate description I've ever read about Microsoft's current operating system.

      When my Windows 7 goes tango uniform, it sure as hell won't be replaced with anything from Microsoft.

    11. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Megol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One is a bug and the other a trend.

    12. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you don't like how Windows 10 behaves then switch to another operating system. Anything less is rewarding Microsoft for bad behavior.

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    13. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 4, Informative

      it's MY OS, I paid for it, and I want it on MY disk, thanks.

      Wrong. You paid for a license to be able to use their OS and given the EULA you agreed to, they can change anything they want at any point and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm simply pointing out the harsh reality of the situation.

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    14. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Even more reason to use windows 7 they aren't updating it other than security/bugfix.

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    15. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suck it whiny little bitch! You are owned!

    16. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you're still running windows?

    17. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 2

      I love how you compare this to NT4/95, where something as simple as specifying a minor typo in a font name through their GDI API would blue screen the entire OS.

      I never had a lot of experiance with it, but I thought NT4 was supposed to be stable (unlike Win9x).

      My favorite way of blue-screening Windows 9x back in the day was to go on random forums and add an image:
      <img src="file:///C:/con/con">

    18. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Those were also the days where you could ping a PC with a mis-configured modem: "+++ATH0<CR>" and it would hang up because it didn't need a delay after +++ for AT commands..

      So you'd go on IRC, message someone you didn't like "Click", then disconnect them. Then they couldn't rejoin with the same Nickname for a while.

    19. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done on AOL via chat sounds...
      {S con/con or something like that would empty most chat rooms. Anyone not on mac just disappeared.

    20. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's MY OS, I paid for it, and I want it on MY disk, thanks.

      Wrong. You paid for a license to be able to use their OS and given the EULA you agreed to, they can change anything they want at any point and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm simply pointing out the harsh reality of the situation.

      Agreed, though I wish things were different. I tried to think back to any Microsoft OS I've used without a EULA, and recalling those text-mode installation dialogues in a blue[-screen motif!] background for Windows 95 and for Windows 3. Does anyone here know if installers had the EULA for version 2 or 1?

      I never "installed" DOS because I was a child back then and used lab machines at school overseas, but it'd be nice to know if those were necessary back then. I assume there were no EULAs for DOS because it WAS pretty easy to create bootable dos disks with a legal DOS command (format, I think). These days, MS would probably force you to create cryptographic signatures and use some proprietary blockchain or micropayment services before you could create some self-bootstrapping copy of Windows. A backup / restore disk is a different idea IMO and doesn't count, because in the end that restore disk will need activation and your proof of key. But the DOS disks were self sufficient back in the day, and you could upgrade other peoples' computers for free if you knew what you were doing, and keep an emergency boot disk when the local drive failed, all without pesky registration and licensing. Golden days...

    21. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by taustin · · Score: 1

      My theory is that their programmers are so filled with self hatred and shame that they drink heavily while at work.

    22. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Automatic updates are, in principle, not much of a problem. I have run Debian (w/o systemd) with automatic updates every 3 days for about 15 years now, both desktop and server, with one real problem in the whole time. Sure, major version updates are still manual, but everything else is not. In addition, I have some of my own boot-scripts in there and use self-compiled custom kernels. So this can be done reliably even with no-so-standard configurations.

      The problem here is that MS cannot support this model, as their product is far too badly made and they do not have the technological expertise to stay on top of things. In addition, they are slowly becoming less relevant (mostly because of Android) and seem to be somewhat panicked, with one bad decision following another and UI changes (WTF? Who wants UI changes? This is a tool!) that are supposed to "revolutionize" things, but in reality just make things worse.

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    23. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Even more reason to use windows 7

      Why? Microsoft added the "telemetry" to Windows 7. Eventually, Windows 7 will not be supported and you will have to move to another OS and, unless you start now, you won't have an alternative other than moving to Windows 10.

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    24. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my best work happens 8 shots in

    25. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      "This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my box may be broken in very strange ways, with little if any perceivable benefit."

      You could very well say that about automobiles -- This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my car may be broken in very strange ways, with little if any perceivable benefit.

      Now extend that to autonomous cars and you can see the hell that would break loose, either because millions of people could not get to work that morning or there would be cars breaking down all over the highways causing massive traffic jams.

      Software is software and a LOT of it is not ready for prime time.

    26. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      You can uninstall the telemetry with Windows 7, and it also doesn't force arbitrary updates/reboots, install ads for games on your serious machine, etc. etc.

      There is nothing that will magically force people to move from Windows 7 even when Microsoft deems it EOL. By that point it will have had many years to find and fix security issues, and it's quite possible that third party tools will bridge any gaps.

      Normally speaking, you'd expect the ageing support for hardware and networking in 7 to be the deciding factor in moving up, but given the unreliability and general undesirability of 10, it doesn't look particularly attractive for better compatibility either. There are several plausible alternatives already for a lot of users, and what will be interesting is whether the market shifts heavily in a particular direction (quite possibly further towards devices other than desktop/laptop PCs with their own surrounding ecosystems) as the 7 EOL date approaches.

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    27. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 here.

    28. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      The unfortunate thing is that this path seems destined to continue as long as Nadella is in charge, and for reasons that escape me Microsoft shares are trending strongly up in recent years despite the obvious elephants in the room, so it doesn't look like Nadella is going anywhere any time soon. He's basically proven that they are so dominant right now that they can screw up on the scale of Windows 10 and still not suffer financially, at least for now. How sustainable that will be when the half-or-so of Windows users still on 7 get abandoned is another question, of course.

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    29. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mind constant updates, so long as they actually worked. The problem as I see it is that Microsoft are trying to use the same workflow they've always used, just with a shorter release cycle.

      • Try to push as many features into trunk as you can before feature freeze. Even if they are broken.
      • Go through some number of test / fix cycles to iron out the things that don't work.
      • Release, with a whole bunch of bugs that you didn't test for and didn't find.

      This is the reason we used to wait for service packs before upgrading. It gave them a chance to find and fix all more bugs.

      What they *need* to do is split out individual components from their monolithic source code repo. Each with their own release cycle and quality control. Write automated tests for absolutely everything, and only merge changes into release builds when all tests pass.

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    30. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by slaker · · Score: 1

      Parts of NT were stable and not-crashy. An NT4 machine that was doing modest levels of data collection or acting as a file server could probably stay online for months at a time.
      Other parts were kludges upon kludges and would shit themselves constantly, leading to hilarious BSODs or boot files being corrupted.

      No one was sad to see NT4 go.

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    31. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Even more reason to use windows 7

      Why? Microsoft added the "telemetry" to Windows 7. Eventually, Windows 7 will not be supported and you will have to move to another OS and, unless you start now, you won't have an alternative other than moving to Windows 10.

      Even though it has the telemetry, not getting updates is a major plus, because the computer will work the next time you boot. I can switch over whenever needed. Even now, for time critical work when I have to have it I use either My Mac or my Linux machines.

      But is it not a hoot that the worst malware for Windows 10 is Windows 10?

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    32. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by jmccue · · Score: 2

      This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my box may be broken

      True, I have not used windows in any fashion many years, including work.

      But RHEL (my work workstation) is on the auto-update bandwagon. For the last few updates DRI had to be disabled (no hardware acceleration in X) on some machines until the a recent update. This fix was applied due to the bluetooth vulnerability that happens a year or two ago. So far not anywhere near as bad as windows, but the big distros seem to be moving in the same direction also

    33. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 2

      Sorry, Microsoft ... it's my fucking machine, you don't get to recklessly upgrade whenever you choose and break my desktop.

      Wrong. You relinquished ownership of your machine and the data therein when you started using Windows 10 in it. You should come to terms with this fact, if you are going to carry on using Windows.

    34. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by jezwel · · Score: 1
      They're dominant because the licensing for Office 365 and Windows 365 (along with Enterprise Mobility Suite) are tailor made for large corporate / governments. The addition of M365 that consolidates these three products will make licence management simpler. The final hit is virtual Windows on Azure as a service so that 'Windows Everywhere' can become a reality.
      Couple that with changes to enterprise agreements that require all servers to be maintained to get your platform discounts and on-prem entitlements, plus Per CPU to Per Core licence change means more $$$$ to MS.

      Back on-topic, I think MS is using the customer channel of Win10 to QA the enterprise channel.

    35. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT4 got stable around Service Pack 5. The RTM version was garbage.

    36. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wait until no new service pack has been released for 2 years. At that point you probably have something that more or less works. What is really funny is that I do not think there has been a single version of Windows 10 released that did not have the first service pack released *before* the RTM of the base version.

    37. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the best thing about still using Windows Server 2003 and Windows XP -- No more Microsoft fuck-abouts. As the computer worked yesterday so it will work today and tomorrow, for all values of today, in perpetuity, until the hardware falls apart.

    38. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their programmers must not be slashdot readers - maybe they don't know their work-product stinks so bad that it can't be put on a resume for their next job - save the world, show Microsoft employees this page so that they will know!

    39. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that a font (file) is a program, this seems like a pretty understandable crash.

    40. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People forget why the vast majority of NT 4 CDs are sp1.

      There is a catastrophic install bug on SMP machines with a pure NT 4 CD, server or workstation.

      It was quite the clusterfuck on release day, as it clearly was never tested.

    41. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Wolfrider · · Score: 2

      > This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my box may be broken in very strange ways, with little if any perceivable benefit

      --Seriously, everyone should have full bare-metal backups going 3x/weekly by now. AOMEI and VEEAM provide free-as-in-beer software for this, and both are also capable of restoring to different hardware (think VM, or hard-drive-to-SSD.) And 2TB USB3 hard drives are under $90. Search for "2tb silicon power usb3".

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    42. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This autoupdating crap means that any given morning, my box may be broken in very strange ways, with little if any perceivable benefit.

      What distresses me is that the development community has taken this as a feature, not a bug.

      How often do we hear the refrain: "Short sprints, incrememental updates, push often, you can always patch it in the next sprint!"

      And here we are: a system that started out as a means by which developers could keep changes small enough to track (and revert/fix) has turned into an ecosystem whereby nothing is stable enough to depend on for more than a few weeks at a time.

      Great if you're a project mangler. Not even that bad if you're a developer - there'll always be interesting work to do, even if it's just fixing whatever broke in the last sprint. But for the end user -- and we're all end users of multiple platforms, any one of which might be mission-critical to me and not affect you, or might be mission-critical to you but a mere annoyance to me -- for all of us, it's become like running on a treadmill. Gotta update to fix what broke in the last update and hope it doesn't break the stuff I need to deliever my next update to my customers.

      I wouldn't want to go back to the days of 9-track tape or CD-ROMs delivered by overnight courier service, but goddamn I remember when software was expensive to ship, bugs were expensive to fix, and things were a hell of a lot more stable.

    43. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. You relinquished ownership of your machine and the data therein when you started using Windows 10 in it.

      Except, I never started using Windows 10. My machine, my data, behind my firewalls (yes, plural), and backed up and managed by me -- before Microsoft hoodwinked everybody and installed Windows 10 for them.

      You should come to terms with this fact, if you are going to carry on using Windows.

      My current machine suffices my needs. It's not Win 10.

      The only fact I need to come to terms with is that I will no longer have a Windows machine which isn't purely a VM.

      That's cool, RAM is cheap. I only need Windows for a few things these days. If I can finally just run Windows as a VM under Linux, then that's been 25 years in the making.

    44. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would be nice if updates just delivered security and stability fixes instead of new features. release the OS once a year with new features if you like, dont force upgrades and let the customers choose the when. why is that so hard? you would think it was common sense.

    45. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they *need* to do is split out individual components from their monolithic source code repo. Each with their own release cycle and quality control. Write automated tests for absolutely everything, and only merge changes into release builds when all tests pass.

      THIS

      Of course, instead of doing the sane thing, they added some shit to git to support their huge monolithic code base and retarded workflow, meanwhile Linux is also on git, has equal or higher lines of code (depending on which distro) but didn't need GVFS

      They even seem to be proud of themselves, with the site explaining "Created by Microsoft to support the development of Microsoft Windows, the largest Git repository on earth."

      Posting anon because I modded you up

    46. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is that they do not test their software anymore. MS laid off their QA department years ago and moved testing responsibility to developers. And the results of this marvelous stunt starts showing up now.

    47. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Can't be licensing management alone, because it does not get easier than (open source) LibreOffice:
      Install as many as you want, never worry about having enough licenses.
      There are some governments that seem to be bribed by Microsoft (The state of Nordrhein-Westfalen in Germany is now dumping a perfectly working Linux environment for Windows).

      Back on- topic too, that MS is using the customer channel of Win10 to QA the enterprise channel should be obvious from the update policies alone. Users of Win10 Home cannot postpone updates at all, so they do involuntary QA for the pro edition. Same for Home and Pro for Enterprise.

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    48. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is an article on the internets about a new function in Excel to supercede its CONCATENATE worksheet function. But it is only for Office365 and only in some paid tiers.
      So glad I still have a few MSDN keys for Office 2010 to be used. Along with Windows 7 keys...

    49. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by rtb61 · · Score: 2

      Shut up, retail market, crash test dummy, do your job, provide your privacy, a let the computer we own that you bought, find the faults in the software so we don't pay penalties to the corporations if their corporate version windows crashes. After years of this shite, do you not yet realise how little of a shite M$ gives about you, as far as they are concerned, shut the fuck up and hand over the money, until you pay monthly rent piss off, well no, stay as test M$'s shitty software at your own cost, bwa hah hah. Just bend over that desktop and take it, just like you did last year and just like you will next year and even when it becomes worse, you will still take it.

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    50. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I blame (Fr)Agile Development methodology. It's almost like they want to keep screwing things up so they'll always have something to fix... it's more about job security than computer security.

    51. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by The123king · · Score: 1
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    52. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

      There were EULAs before the practice of displaying these on-screen during installation and/or first use. The install media and, often, a book of some degree were shrinkwrapped. Adhered to this would be the EULA. Breaking the seal meant acceptance. For preloaded software installed by OEMs, there were [always] EULAs somewhere a!ong the package contents, and use of the purchased computer implied acceptance.

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    53. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a lot of people were not updating their machines, leading to botnets, and bad PR for MS, so they decided it was better to force people to update so that the botnet stories would go away, only now to be replaced with different bad PR, though probably not as bad as before. MS sees this as an improvement. After all, with a desktop monopoly, they don't need to demonstrate super competence, only avoid too much controversy.

    54. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      I was. I loved NT4 (SP6-era) and ran it as a daily box for years. Even got USB working (thanks to some Dell supplied drivers that could be fooled about what OS they were for) for keyboard, mouse and printer.
      DirectX up to 6 (IIRC, might have been 5) so games worked as well.

      But time marches on and I went to 7, and now to Linux.

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    55. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? To most people this is normal, computer just are always broken!

      They won't lose any marketshare. You can show them better alternatives but they'll just complain that it's "just too different!"

    56. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal choice:
      https://www.haiku-os.org/
      Choose your own

    57. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by strikethree · · Score: 1

      as their product is far too badly made and they do not have the technological expertise to stay on top of things.

      I wonder if anyone inside of Microsoft truly knows the entire "Windows" product anymore... if they don't have someone like that, eventually, a middle management decision will end up bringing about an Apocalypse within Windows at some future time. We see them dancing around with sub-apocalyptic, but disastrous, features constantly now.

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    58. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I am wondering the same thing. I think management at MS may stupidly believe that having the source code is the same as having expertise how everything works. This would nicely explain why they add features like mad, but have serious issues finding and fixing problems. Of course, adding features makes the whole mess worse....

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    59. Re: Windows shouldn't be a service! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could run Windows as a VM on Linux fifteen years ago. Easily for the past ten.
      You are a poser.

    60. Re:Windows shouldn't be a service! by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

      I think MS is using the customer channel of Win10 to QA the enterprise channel.

      There's no mere 'I think' about it. They've openly admitted as much. First it gets dog-fooded by MS employees, then Insiders, then home consumers generally, and finally Enterprise customers.

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  2. File associations have been broken for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    File associations have been broken since Windows XP. Microsoft doesn't trust the user to set their own file associations, so it treats the user's customizations as second-class citizens compared to what Microsoft thinks it should be.

    1. Re:File associations have been broken for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not so much that Microsoft doesn't trust users, it's that Windows programs used to go wild and crazy with changing file associations every time they were run, so Microsoft clamped down on it and made it a privileged operation to avoid letting definitely-a-media-player-and-not-spyware.exe grab the associations for every single file extension every time the user started it. (See also, the way default browsers are now set.)

      The side effect is that setting file associations is now a complicated pain in the ass that gets reverted at random because Microsoft is trying to prevent untrusted third parties from grabbing every single association. It also helps that their association UI appears to randomly break so you can select a program and it'll just forget it for no reason.

      But there's at least a reason it acts like this, and it's thanks to the shitty Windows software of yesteryear.

  3. Whats the odds... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ...installing spyware for gov would break things? How many users will through their hands up and just go with MS defaults?

    1. Re:Whats the odds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the odds?

      Throw their hands up?

  4. You're servicing Microsoft, you whore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what you get for "Getting Windows 10"

    Seems like "getting Windows 10" is like "getting the clap."

    1. Re:You're servicing Microsoft, you whore! by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Windows 10 was literally forced on a lot of users ... just like ... a virus.

    2. Re:You're servicing Microsoft, you whore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for "Getting Windows 10"

      Seems like "getting Windows 10" is like "getting the clap."

      I wish. It's more like cancer.

    3. Re:You're servicing Microsoft, you whore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get rid of "the clap".

  5. Well, at least macOS, Linux and OpenBSD get tested by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yay services! or basically otherwise known as "Someone elses problem, no longer the IT managers fault the computers stopped working"

    Let this be a little eye opener for you all. Next up, subscription charges for windows, so you can get those bugs fixed.

    Seriously though, even linux has it better than this, what the f*?k Microsoft? You can't even turn your bloody updates off properly anymore to prevent this kind of f*?kup from happening. OR to put it another way: Why's my computer rebooted halfway through processing something that takes 4 days to do. Oh a windows update, well thanks for that.

    Linux. Update when *you* tell it to or never at all. Same with OS X. OpenBSD, even fucking RISC OS.

  6. ...and nothing of value was lost by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Use VLC!
    less BS/ads and sometimes works with broken files.

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    1. Re: ...and nothing of value was lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Massive windows OS updates labeled as usability feature tweaks. Never auto update on a new operating system - also verify each update when it downloads (assuming you have any idea how to validate it)

    2. Re:...and nothing of value was lost by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      "I see you're trying to download VLC. Use Microsoft Cloud Player instead, it's more secure."

      INSTALL ANYWAY (In light grey type)
      USE MCP (default option, in dark text)

  7. So I just need iCloud to prevent automatic updates by Goldenhawk · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's cool. I knew that eventually iCloud would be good for SOMETHING.

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  8. I am gonna buy a lotto ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first time in forever I pulled up an article without the usual APK bullshit or Trump bashing as first posts . . .

    1. Re:I am gonna buy a lotto ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's another Windows 10 feature/bug. They'll fix it next story.

  9. Windows as a nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 10 these days is a nightmare, not a service. Drivers are mine pet peeve when you install a more current driver that fixes a problem and then Windows update just installs a older driver.

  10. Somewhere Someone is Singing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This is the hell that never ends."

    Wait, that's me. I'm singing that.

  11. Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Funny

    Joke:

    You are apparently thinking of Microsoft as a software company.

    That's not correct. Microsoft is an ABUSE company. Software is just a method of delivering abuse.

    1. Re: Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur.

    2. Re:Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hurr durr durr. Stop eating paint chips.

    3. Re:Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Torodung · · Score: 2

      But I came here for an argument.

    4. Re:Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you didn't.

    5. Re:Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes I did.

    6. Re: Joke: Let me help you understand Microsoft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I didn't

  12. Media player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that for all 10 of the people on the planet that use that POS?

    1. Re:Media player? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the only software that Winblows will let you use for DRM'd TV cable tuners. Once again... your own hardware won't work because some piece of shit MS bug wants all control.

  13. On and on by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Setting default program associations is something that's been in Windows for 20-something years

    This, btw, was the single biggest wow factor for Macs for PC people -- how in god's name does the OS know which program to open for a given file?

    Wow that was neat when it appeared on PCs! People forget, or more and more simply weren't born yet.

    As for why it's broken, probably not enough testing on their virtualization of all you do into their cloud, scannable by them for advertising, and reporting to the government, because of obscure permissions you click tbrougb on page 127 of their licensing.

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    1. Re:On and on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are full of shit!

      The ftype and assoc commands work just as they always did, and so do the file associations when you put them in the registry.

      I think what they mean is that the clickey-pokey is broken (though how you would notice I have no idea -- the clickey-pokery has been non-functional for going on a decade and a half). But it has been getting more and more broken ever since Windows XP so that is no surprise at all...

  14. may be 'fixed' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but i just got handed a laptop that broke part way through 1809 update; can't login, none of the 'tricks' work, can't even use the utilman back door to make a new account, can't roll back, can't revert pending, reset is fucked as well, and oh, yea, there was no data files anywhere on the fucking drive either, and no shadow copies available.

    the next windows 10 advert on tv: samual l jackson demands to know... "what's in your backups?"

    as far as media player goes.. the "fix" will be to remove wmp (because it's 'old' and 'obsolete' relic from soon-to-be-unsupported windows 7) and force people to the groove and movies & tv 'apps' instead.

    1. Re:may be 'fixed' by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Put drive in sled.
      Offload user data (if any).
      Wipe drive.
      Install a real OS and software.
      Restore user data.

    2. Re:may be 'fixed' by bobstreo · · Score: 1

      Put drive in sled.
      Offload user data (if any).
      Wipe drive.
      Install a real OS and software.
      Restore user data.

      Have you tried turning it off and on again?

    3. Re:may be 'fixed' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there was no data files anywhere on the fucking drive either,"

      I noticed that on a Win10 installation recently. The OS would not start, but I could get the recovery console to open. When I browsed the drive from the command prompt there were no user files present. So I yanked the drive and mounted it under Linux, and the user files were present. WTF is going on with the file system under Win10 if files aren't shown to the user? I can understand if it's a file permission issue, but the "correct" behavior is to show the user files (top level user directories) and then restrict access.

      Win10 is royally fucked...

  15. And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus tapdancing christ it's nothing but problems. I'm sticking with win7 until support ends then win 8.1 until that support ends then after that probably ubuntu.
    Here's hoping 2023 is the year of the linux desktop!

    1. Re:And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      People still run Win XP -- there's no sin or shame in running Win 7 past end of "support."

    2. Re:And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using Exclusively Linux (with MacOS for work) since Windows 10 started forcing itself on everyone years ago. I don't regret it one little bit.

    3. Re:And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using Exclusively Linux (with MacOS for work) since Windows 10 started forcing itself on everyone years ago. I don't regret it one little bit.

      It really is less stressful. I did the same a few years back and I am amazed people still use Windows 10. It sounds awful. I am so spoiled to just using a computer rather than fighting it.

      I know a lot of software is designed for it, but so many things are web based now.

    4. Re: And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wife only wants linux laptops now.

    5. Re:And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by Brostenen · · Score: 1

      Nope... There is no shame in that. I just chose to run Linux instead, some 2 years ago. 7 became too heavy after each update, so I thought that when they do end it in 2020, then why not try Linux. I have tried it on and off, since I had it installed first time in the summer of 1995. I have run it in dual boot ever since, and after every second reinstall of any Windows version, I had Linux installed as well. It was just like... I had to give it a serious go, and not just playing with it. And it kind of stuck with me this time. I find it a nice system for the things that I use a computer for. Like word processing, homebanking, email, youtube, surfing, finding information and visiting forums. For gaming, I have vintage computers (PC and Amiga) and a couple gaming consoles. And I have a RaspberryPI if I want to run Linux on Arm. No need for Windows gaming.

    6. Re:And people wonder why i avoid Win10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely.

      I'll also put money on there being more exploits in the new untested Win10 code than the tried, tested, and patched, old Win7 code.

  16. At this point if you told me by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    At this point if you told me Windows 10 was Microsoftâ(TM)s way at getting back at everyone who hated Windows 8 Iâ(TM)d probably believe you.

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    1. Re:At this point if you told me by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ironically Windows 8.1? Is a really good OS and is IMHO heads and shoulders above Win 10 as its not constantly being broken by Microshit patches.

      Win 8.1 plus Classic Shell? Is Win 7 with better SSD support and faster boot times. I'll stick with 8.1 until it is no longer supported of Linux has full support for gaming thanks to Valve, I've seen enough of Win 10 shitting all over itself to know its not a good OS.

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    2. Re:At this point if you told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point if you told me Windows 10 was Microsoft's way at getting back at everyone who hated Windows 8 I'd probably believe you.

      You know, with Classic Shell installed to get rid of that piece of shit interface, Windows 8.1 is a fine OS.

      The problem is MS has been dumbing down interfaces to make them useless and tablet like while ignoring people still on desktops (no, I don't need a fucking application which wants to run in full fucking screen, it's fucking windowing system and I have 4 fucking monitors, and yet some of their native apps can no longer be anything but full screen).

      It seems like every feature Microsoft has been stealing .. I mean innovating .. is complete shit which serves no purpose except to pander to idiots on tablets and cell phones while leaving behind the rest of us.

      And from what I've seen in the last month or so, their QA is virtually non-existent and they've just decided their users are the beta testers.

      If they want that, give the OS away for free. No way I'd pay Microsoft for that piece of shit Windows 10 OS, especially since they've decided it's not mine and they'll do anything they want with it.

      Microsoft have really lost their way, and are now just making shit products with user interfaces designed for drooling morons. It's kind of pathetic.

      Whoever is making product choices at Microsoft is incompetent, stupid, and short sighted. Because they're making utterly terrible choices and greatly lowering quality. They seem to be in a race to the bottom with themselves, which is pretty sad.

    3. Re:At this point if you told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win 8.1 plus Classic Shell

      Amen to that. Win 8.1 with Classic Shell is awesome. It let you strip out all of the 'innovation' Microsoft did (read that as making shitty interfaces and pretending like people weren't still on actual desktops) and end up with a nice stable OS with the same kind of desktop interface we wanted.

      The last few iterations of what Microsoft is calling 'innovation' is smearing baby shit on the walls and calling it the best paint job ever.

      I'll stick with my Win 8.1 with Classic Shell for some time to come. From what I've seen of Windows 10, they can fucking keep it, especially with ads, telemetry, and taking away the ability to decide for my own fucking self when I'll update my machine.

      Microsoft is literally just putting out garbage these days. The quality is clearly lower, and the interfaces have been designed by complete fucking idiots.

    4. Re:At this point if you told me by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention it, I literally use 8.1 with classic shell. Without it I have no idea how anybody uses 8 or 8.1 but with classic shell? You're right, it's a great OS.

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    5. Re:At this point if you told me by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 2

      8.1 / Server 2012R2 suffered from an OS with an identity crisis:
      Good kernel improvements under the hood, good improvements to some of the utilities (task manager, added Win+x / Right click start button menu)

      But completely fucked up others: Start "menu" designed for tablets even though the OS was only used on desktops/laptops, half the control panel functionality designed for a phone, the rest for Windows 95; random notifications on your SERVER OPERATING SYSTEM saying "Tap here to change your settings".

      But it was ok. Classic Shell dealt with the worst of the worst, and the rest of the quirkiness could be dealt with because it was stable.

      Then came Windows 10.

      First came the forced upgrades from 7/8.1 Then came the circlejerk in the community "ZOMG it's so much better than Windows 8.1 because startmenu". Even though the start menu is worse than a freeware addon that pretends to be a previous version (classic shell). It has random ads and animations, lacks organizations, and has an "assistant" I keep trying to disable. And it still has an identity crisis in the settings. Half are still for a phone, the other half for Windows 95. And for some reason it wants to send all my data to www.microsoft.com

      Then come the forced updates.

      Oh you have an important render/compile going on overnight? An important meeting to go to today? Too bad, time for a new upgrade! Not just a 5 minute security update you used to curse when you shutdown your old XP laptop with a dead battery. No this is an upgrade, please wait 65 minutes and three reboots. Will your drivers still run? Programs still be there? Operating system still be activated? Built in basic programs like Paint still be there? Data still be there? Who knows!? This is the fun of Agile!

    6. Re:At this point if you told me by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Ya know I was one of the first to LMAO at that God Awful "supersized smart phone UI" that was Win Mist8ke Edition but its really damn solid under the hood, right up there with XP X64 AKA Win2K3 Workstation for being really damn reliable and trouble free which I would have never found out about if I wouldn't have had a customer with a system that lacked stable drivers for Win 7 and said "Please fix this damn thing!". But once I found and tried Classic Shell on her system I was like "Heeey, this is pretty damn nice. Boots fast, better task manager, better response times, this is actually pretty sweet!" so I broke out my Win 8 Pro disc I had sitting in a drawer, installed and upgraded to 8.1 on my system...and never went back.

      So I gotta agree with you 110%, IDK how anybody deals with the damn tablet UI of Win 8 but you just swap that out with Classic Shell? Its the best damn workstation OS I've run in over a decade and kicks the snot out of Win 7, especially for heavy lifting like video editing. Its memory management is soooo much better than Win 7 as it quickly learned my routine so now all my programs are cached in memory when I need them so are super responsive, everything "just works" and thanks to Classic Shell it just gets out of my way and lets me work, no stupid Candy Crush or ads being bitchslapped in my face, no Cliptana bugging me, its just a super fast responsive OS...ahhh like a breath of fresh air!

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    7. Re:At this point if you told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows peaked at version 7. Everything else is downhill.

    8. Re:At this point if you told me by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      BTW, look into "Windows 9".
      Yeah it exists.
      It's 8.1 with a full Win7 shell on top.
      Best of both worlds.

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    9. Re:At this point if you told me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using 8.1 with classic shell for about five years now. Mostly great. Automatic updates is broken for some reason. Need a fresh install to fix. Have not done it.

      Tablet UI was dumb, and should never have made it out the door.

  17. Breaking Win32 is a bug? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    Maybe breaking Win32 is a feature? If the (cloud-free, private, and paid-for) apps are deprecated and "hidden" when opening files, then maybe Microsoft can push more 64-bit cloudware from their "store" onto hapless users. Only $9.99 per month! Step riiiiiiiight up! Apps, Maps, and Zaps! Stepppppp riiiiight up!

  18. Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (Windows ME) "I will remain forever champion as the Worst Microsoft Operating System!"

    (Windows 10) "Hold my beer."

    The Year of the Linux Desktop; brought to you by Windows Update.

    1. Re:Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by karlandtanya · · Score: 4, Funny

      (Windows ME) "I will remain forever champion as the Worst Microsoft Operating System!"

      (Windows 10) "Hold my beer."

      Microsoft BoB: "Pfft. Amateurs."

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    2. Re:Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy says... "It looks like it's time for another BSOD"

    3. Re:Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by Brostenen · · Score: 1

      MS-Dos-4.0 and Windows 1,0.... Now those are freak's, that they should have aborted.

    4. Re:Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      MS-Dos-4.0 and Windows 1,0.... Now those are freak's, that they should have aborted.

      Windows ME affected millions. It would be a lot easier to agree with you if MS-DOS/Windows 1.0 had a similar impact. That was hardly the case, as most people have never heard of Windows prior to 3.x

    5. Re:Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows NT: Would you like some swiss cheese with your beer?

    6. Re:Overheard at the Microsoft bar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy: "Do you want me to install Linux for you?"

  19. Not Apple to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > It's not immediately clear whose fault this one is -- it could be Microsoft's, but it's also possible that Apple is to blame.

    Nope. If an operating system breaks any userland program, it's always the operating system which should be blamed.

    1. Re:Not Apple to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. If an operating system breaks any userland program, it's always the operating system which should be blamed.

      iCloud isn't implemented as a userland program, it's implemented as some weird file system driver that makes iCloud look like a part of the file system. The fact that Microsoft is blocking updates to computers running it entirely suggests that it does something more than just break iCloud. Given that Apple tends to install kernel drivers with their crap (it's one of the reasons iTunes is so bad under Windows) it's almost certainly something Apple did.

      You're right, if Apple implemented iCloud in a sane way as a userland program, it would clearly be Microsoft's fault - but, well, they don't.

    2. Re:Not Apple to blame by Megol · · Score: 2

      NO! Are you really trying to tell us the anti-virus shit of yesterday that hooked into undocumented* APIs of the OS to do their "magic"** weren't the problem? Do you really expect that the OS should provide everything it ever provided and not patch bugs that your "userland program" abuse? You know what, Microsoft actually tried to do that when possible in the past _IF_ the program was important enough which have created problems.

      (* undocumented for a reason, things Linux would change from version to version expecting anything depending on it to be rewritten and recompiled)
      (** like making the system slow and unstable injecting bugs deep into the core system)

    3. Re:Not Apple to blame by xlsior · · Score: 1

      > It's not immediately clear whose fault this one is -- it could be Microsoft's, but it's also possible that Apple is to blame.

      Nope. If an operating system breaks any userland program, it's always the operating system which should be blamed.

      Not necessarily - if an application has hard-coded checks for os versions and no smarts to deal with a newer/unexpected version, that is 100% an application problem, not the OS itself.

    4. Re:Not Apple to blame by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Nope. If an operating system breaks any userland program, it's always the operating system which should be blamed.

      Tell that to Apple. They've always maintained the attitude of "We'll change the OS however we please and it's up to app developers to keep up."

      IMO Apple wouldn't be doing nearly as well as they are if Microsoft hadn't fucked up just so utterly badly with Windows 10. No matter how bullshit their hardware gets, they're still in the lead cause OSX isn't as much of a clusterfuck as Windows is.

    5. Re:Not Apple to blame by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      Nope. If an operating system breaks any userland program, it's always the operating system which should be blamed.

      Tell that to Apple.

      Only on Slashdot could the trainwreck that is Windows 10 have a response blaming Apple.

      Tell that to Microsoft, they'll feel much better now that they realize it isn't their fault.

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    6. Re:Not Apple to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason that Winders has most of the security problems it does is because the Anti-Virus vendors *sued* Microsoft in order to ensure that all the security holes remained intact so that their crap software could run. You could easily make the Windows kernel (ie, supervisor-land) 100% secure, and each process 100% secure unto itself. Unfortunately that would put all them damn Anti This and That folks right out of business (hence they sued to prevent any actual security being added to Windows).

      It is really too bad Microsoft chose to settle and keep all the security holes rather than fight the bastards ...

    7. Re:Not Apple to blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck are you taking about?, with references where appropriate.

    8. Re:Not Apple to blame by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      In Windows Land, almost every app in existence throws a UAC prompt on installation. Just sayin'.

      Remember, this is a culture where it used to be acceptable to throw config files directly into the root of C: or the Windows folder.

    9. Re:Not Apple to blame by Megol · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you are sarcastic or not... No modern kernel have been proven 100%, not even seL4 which have been formally verified (though that is just a bare micro-kernel without drivers and network/storage stacks).
      That Microsoft had to bend backwards for the "anti"virus people _is_ however a bad thing.

  20. This is what happened to WordPerfect??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So there was a blame statement at the end of the blurb, so did M$ change something without telling Apple about it, like they did with WordPerfect??

  21. Okay, another attempt at a joke. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0

    Seems like "getting Windows 10" is like "getting the clap."

    The U.S. Association of Clap Germs, USACG, objects to that as an offensive, disrespectful comparison. Clap germs claim to be far nicer than Microsoft.

    This was not the first time there has been that kind of objection. Multiple Sclerosis germs have objected to Microsoft sometimes being abbreviated as MS.

  22. Re:Well, at least macOS, Linux and OpenBSD get tes by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    Windows [not 10] is the same. It's only 10 that has this weird fetish with forcing updates on you.

    Honestly, just pull the rip the update service out and run it once a month to update, then nuke it again.

  23. Wow that guy really gets around by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Man, that bad IT consultant must be taking care of more Windows 10 systems than I thought!

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  24. Continuous fuckup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bugs as a service

  25. Of course it does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has been getting clumsy and stupid with their 10 updates. Twice a year and they still manage to bung it up ...at a rate of about twice a year.

  26. remaining offline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I have various PCs/OSs for completing work, I was finally having thoughts of letting my two Dell Latitude Windows 10 laptops download updates today since I've been avoiding it for months because all of the notable Microsoft failures - looks like this article was published just in time to save me from heartache- maybe updating in another few months if I start seeing stories of a quality improvement - until then, I can't afford their nonsense

  27. Microsoft is setting themselves up to fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They keep releasing dogshit. They need some Q&A, and someone at the helm who has IT admin exp, not some rich asshole.

  28. Windows 10 news stories not sufficiently intense. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is my opinion that Microsoft's mis-management and abuse is not reported sufficiently. Joking may help people adjust.

    Microsoft is damaging customers and itself.

    Some of the many, many stories:

    Windows 10 is possibly the worst spyware ever made. "Buried in the service agreement is permission to poke through everything on your PC." (Aug. 4, 2015)

    Microsoft's Intolerable Windows 10 Aggression (May 27, 2016)

    Microsoft is infesting Windows 10 with annoying ads (March 17, 2017)

    Microsoft, stop sabotaging Windows 10. (March 21, 2017)

  29. What do they do with each release? by peppepz · · Score: 1

    I'd understand if the quality of Windows had lowered because of all the new features and improvements that they had to code. But these days every new version of Windows sees working features removed with no equivalent replacement, and feels even more unpolished and unfinished than the previous one. What are they busy coding, at Microsoft? Cortana? 3D paintbrush? To me it looks like the underlying OS is somewhat improving, while the development of the built-in applications and of the user interface is spiraling out of control.

    1. Re:What do they do with each release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd understand if the quality of Windows had lowered because of all the new features and improvements that they had to code. But these days every new version of Windows sees working features removed with no equivalent replacement, and feels even more unpolished and unfinished than the previous one. What are they busy coding, at Microsoft? Cortana? 3D paintbrush? To me it looks like the underlying OS is somewhat improving, while the development of the built-in applications and of the user interface is spiraling out of control.

      They hired bunch of Gnome programmers and they pay them to work on code-of-conducts! :-D

    2. Re:What do they do with each release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a really valid point. Perhaps most of their programmers work on data mining components? They may be doing leaps of innovation there, but it all is invisible outside of their quarterly sales report. At least their OS and UI changes seem to be made and tested by some drunken intern with their left hands.

    3. Re:What do they do with each release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Tom Baker put it: "What is it all for!!"

  30. What about the Insiders? by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    When I first became a Windows Insider, I very much appreciated the ability to test and report on issues with both Windows Mobile and Windows Desktop. Of course, these versions did NOT land on my 1600 or so machines at work. (I manage the service desk and handle a mix of Linux, Unix, MacOS, as well as Windows 7, 8.1, and 10. It is bad enough having to ensure all the AV is updated, but needing to deal with rolling updates based on the schedule of a company far away is not feasible.

    My personal laptop is now dual-boot with Windows 10 and Linux Mint. Though I gave up on Linux in 2013, I've been rediscovering it as Windows has severely tested my patience

    1. Re:What about the Insiders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but needing to deal with rolling updates based on the schedule of a company far away is not feasible."

      This was obvious from the moment Win10 was announced.

      What I don't understand is why it was every accepted by anyone anywhere? Any IT purchasing committee should have rejected the Win10 offer from Microsoft as unfit for purpose. How many steak dinners and titty bars did it take for the Microsoft sales reps to get their shit sandwich across the line?

  31. That's a rather misleading statement. by jonadab · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > Setting default program associations is something that's
    > been in Windows for 20-something years

    This is... ok, not exactly outright wrong, but at least misleading.

    I mean, yes, twenty-some years ago, Windows had the ability to set program associations. But that implementation is not in any way related to the current one, except in the most general "there's a way to set program associations" sense that applies just as well to other operating systems.

    Microsoft's first implementation of this in Windows was in winfile.exe, which was deeply deprecated in Windows '95 and does not exist at all in any recent version of Windows. The second iteration, in the first version of Windows Explorer, involved the Windows registry and was somewhat more complicated in its implementation but still conceptually similar to the first version: for any given filename extension, you could specify one program that would be used to open it; and that was it. This got redone when Windows Explorer went through its little identity crisis ("Of course it's integrated with the web browser..." "What? Web browser? No, no, no."), leaving a legacy of associations based on things other than the filename extension (in addition to the ones that are based on extension), and at some point gained the ability for programs to register themselves at install time as _capable_ of handling a given file format, so the "Open With..." context menu could offer multiple options. Then the "set program access/defaults" wizard was added to let people specify which of the options should get the double-click action for certain important formats and tasks. That implementation, or a descendant of it, still exists in Windows 7 (I think; unless it was redone another time that I didn't notice) but was never ported over to Eight/Ten, which have their _own_ implementations of file associations, which have gone through changes repeatedly because, frankly, they're unnecessarily complex and thus buggy.

    But yeah, sure, just say this is a feature that's been there for twenty years and just suddenly broke unexpectedly. Reality is overrated.

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    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  32. Endless abuse.. by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    I'm constantly astounded by how much abuse by Microsoft, people (and corporations) will put up with. That abuse being endless "updates" that break systems, and the spyware aspects of the turd_in_the_punchbowl that is Windows 10. I spent 20 years dealing with the insanity that is Microsoft as a sysadmin, but when I retired in 2010, I decided I was done with anything Microsoft. Watching these endless stories about YET another broken "update" from Microsoft makes me endlessly glad I escaped from the MS ecosystem for my personal systems...

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    THANK YOU, Edward Snowden!! Americans owe you a debt of gratitude (whether they know it or not..)
    1. Re:Endless abuse.. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I'm constantly astounded by how much abuse by Microsoft, people (and corporations) will put up with.

      Practical alternatives are missing. If orgs see the alternatives such as Mac or Linux work successfully for similar orgs, they'd be happy to switch.

      Various local governments in Germany tried to go Linux on their desktops, but it flopped in practice. Familiarity and compatibility seem to trump quality.

      Granted, there are rumors M$ sabotaged Germany's efforts, but either way the outcome is that the experiment appeared to fail from the perspective of organizations looking for alternatives. You can't expect them to hire private investigators to see if M$ stuck their fingers into the pilot programs.

    2. Re:Endless abuse.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Familiarity and compatibility seem to trump quality.

      What actually torpedoed those projects was a combination of M$ getting down on their knees and a bunch of imbeciles who were too stupid to learn how to use something different ("where's my desktop icon to go to my email?", "what's a file browser? Is file like an internet?", "help, my computer doesn't seem to have internet explorer on it!", "libre office doesn't have the same bullshit utf8 bugs that excel does but my crappy formulas to work around it are not broken!" etc.)

      So they needed to ditch the retards that were too stupid to figure out how to read and learn. Imagine the stereotypical worker at the DMV: do you think they're the type that actually learns or do you think they're the type that follows order by rote and can't do anything for themselves?

      They could have saved money on OS licensing fees and also saved money by ditching the dead weight in their organization.

    3. Re:Endless abuse.. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I'm constantly astounded by how much abuse by Microsoft, people (and corporations) will put up with.

      Practical alternatives are missing. If orgs see the alternatives such as Mac or Linux work

      I hear this all of the time. Wrong. The buy in, the job security for IT departments - imagine what would happen if we ran Macs.

      I can tell you what would happen. We had an army of PC support people, probably 1 for every ten Windows machines. I supported Macs, probably a hundred or more, and did it only on a part time basis.

      The Windows centric IT departments don't want to lose their people, and there ya go.

      There is simply no software that can be made for Windows that cannot be made for Mac or Linux. And as foro the biggest claim, the incredible expense of the Macs - try dividing the cost of the extra support personel into those thrifty Windows PC's

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    4. Re:Endless abuse.. by gravewax · · Score: 1

      Those imbeciles are the ones who pay the bills, if your IT is too fucking stupid to cater to them then it is you that is at fault not them. It is not on them to meet your requirements.

    5. Re:Endless abuse.. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There is simply no software that can be made for Windows that cannot be made for Mac or Linux.

      "Can be", yes. But until enough do it, it's not financially worth it for any ONE company to switch. It's the Network Effect, sometimes called Metcalfe's law.

  33. Obsolescence Effort Entropy Pattern by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I noticed a general M$ pattern since roughly a decade ago. M$ tends to not outright remove old tools/features over time, but rather makes them incrementally harder to use or install. This is both server-side and desktop.

    For example, if you upgrade to a newer version of Windows, some prior features don't work out of the box. After Googling around, you can usually find a fix, but it takes time, such as installing old drivers and adding something into the Registry.

    Thus, M$ can technically say they support their older tools, but in practice they make you dance and sing to keep using them.

    1. Re:Obsolescence Effort Entropy Pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice comment. It's true. I would say it's been going on for much longer. Drivers are a huge part of this and it was always an unpleasant surprise seeing my Soundblaster clone lose reverb back in the Win98->Win2K migration, or the $150 Quickcam2000 "pro" not work when Windows 2000 arrived =)

      But on track, MS dropped things like fullscreen dos boxes (16-bit code supposedly dropped on 64-bit versions of the OS), QBASIC (perhaps even the older BASICA), some compatibility mode options IIRC. Vista basically dropped support for badly written Win98 and WinXP programs by way of endless UAC prompts at every bootup (I seem to recall it was a large reason to disable UAC, and not just stopping the nascent cries of "hey, my grandma knows what she's doing to her machine!"). More recently, the "Plus!" pack themes, the Widgets (I really miss the functionality of the clock, calendar, stock ticker and most importantly, Weather widgets... )

      telnet.exe is gone now. It's not that it's insecure --it's the simplest built-in tool for a LAN that could be relied on for network connectivity tests --something like "is port 8,000 on that machine my webserver, or did I leave ssh running there... or was it FTP?"

      Did I mention the quiet loss of Active Desktop from the budding internet connectivity days of Windows 98 when tech writers had field a day reporting on how they could create frankenstein wallpapers that would show looping animations, pull news and display jpegs never before supported in Windows land? By the time I realized what I would be able to do with that power, it had been swept under the rug and disabled. I also miss pinball and the Windows 95 CD's bonus features (games and that one Weezer music video (IIRC they're now freeware) )

      This was a rant, but one point is this: Windows is horrible to upgrade because things move slowly and unpredictably... this turns even MORE horrifying if you wait multiple versions to run old commands and installers --missing VBRUN or VC runtime DLLs, convoluted Safe mode, and soon we'll lost the ability to freely run 32 bit programs as evidenced by today's news. The year XP got EOL'd I had to help a blind user transition from her dear 2005 Windows XP machine where Jaws screen reader would read her Start menu by arrow key navigation to Windows 10, where muscle memory wouldn't help and they're forced to enter search terms (and have depressingly-little auditory feedback telling them if solitaire is a local file or a Cortana ad search itching to open the web browser and bring even more confusion to the act of opening a result)

    2. Re:Obsolescence Effort Entropy Pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      telnet is in fact there if you add it back, run "control appwiz.cpl" (because I don't know how it's called in the control panel du jour) and then on the left there's a button to add/remove Windows "components".
      They left ftp.exe available by default!

  34. Re:You people need to STOP BULLYING ME... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I give you props because you taught me the word shitweasel.

  35. Taking a different look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, that's one way to force everyone over to UWP.

  36. Microsoft makes old ladies cry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit - no longer providing support to friends and family

  37. Win32 is being killed off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Xbox Two is a MONSTER. 24GB+ of super fast GDDR RAM. 8+ Zen2 cores. An AMD GPU as fast as the Nvidia 1080TI. All thanks to AMD engineers, 7nm at Taiwan's TSMC, and a head to head with Sony's PS5.

    And Microsoft intends to sell this console as a home PC as well. Microsoft has already added mouse and keyboard support to the current console in anticipation.

    BUT this uber gaming, uber home PC- which will run any program from MS's app store, does NOT support third party win32 programs. All Windows OS machines have to run Win32 internally- that's just how they work. But EXTERNALLY, the user can only install and run 'new apps'.

    MS's plan to kill win32 began more than a decade back with the horrific .NET and C#. They tried again with the crippled version that ran on ARM. And the final straw is MS selling an unbeatable hardware spec (less than 500 dollars) with unbeatable online support.

    For devs currently selling key win32 applications, MS has given them the (temp) option to embed them in a 'new app' .net wrapper.

    So what Windows 10 does 'accidently' update after ipdate is GROOMING. When the Xbox two arrives later next year, non-console PC gaming will no longer make financial sense. The specs of the Xbox Two will be too great, its cost too low, and its desktop support too good to ignore.

    Hardcore big tin PC users will be stuck trying to prolong the life of Windows 7, or use the SERVER version of Windows (shades of the early days of NT). All the governments of the world have stated the FREEDOM offered by general PCs is EVIL, and the walled garden of Apple and Microsoft stores, and the pre-emptive censorship of Apple, Google, Facebook et al must be the only model going forward available to the plebs.

    Uncensored distribution of code/programs will be banned as 'dangerous irresponsible publishing'. You wanna distribute something you code- it must pass thru the censorship system of a governmentally approved corporate entity.

    Before the Internet, distributing a book outside of the big publishers was almost impossible and almost always entirely ineffective at reaching an audience. And the government relationships with the big publishers was 'perfect'. Same applied to journalism and newspapers.

    The internet changed all that, and Team Tony Blair is determined to change it back. Blair's children now run the UK, USA, France, Germany, Russia, China, etc etc. The orwellian model Blair perfected in the UK has been exported to all major nations of the Earth.

    So Win32 is a freedom in the same cross hairs as all our other freedoms. And it won't be long before weaponised SJWs start attacking Win32 as a bastion of "alt-right white male privilege". Blair perfected the old tactic of labelling and then demonising. The demonic magnification of the old idea of playground name-calling and then tribal bullying. Like the description in 'Lord of the Flies'.

    1. Re:Win32 is being killed off by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      You CAN compile .NET/C# for the "x86" target platform. Which means a Win32 program.

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      C - the footgun of programming languages
  38. Blocking network access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know normal everyday users can't do this, but my Windows machine (which is in a virtual machine) was last updated about six months ago. It has no internet access. I use it for a small number of programs. As I don't go online with it, it really doesn't need updating as long as everything works.

    Now, reading all this, I'm kind of glad I can enjoy Windows when I need it without fear of crazy shit happening.

  39. No one noticed the SEEK bar REAL issue? by GrpA · · Score: 2

    It's Media Player. The SEEK bar is missing on "specific files" - Or, rather, specific files triggered this "feature"

    Now Media player is like F(*^(& YouTube, where you can't do anything but Pause and Play as your rights as a consumer are eroded. The ONLY reason to have flags in the media player so you can't seek through it is to ensure that you have to watch the full video, which is something that content creators want over us.

    I never thought they'd push this crap all the way to our desktop though.

    GrpA

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    1. Re:No one noticed the SEEK bar REAL issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Media Player. The SEEK bar is missing on "specific files" - Or, rather, specific files triggered this "feature"

      Now Media player is like F(*^(& YouTube, where you can't do anything but Pause and Play as your rights as a consumer are eroded. The ONLY reason to have flags in the media player so you can't seek through it is to ensure that you have to watch the full video, which is something that content creators want over us.

      I never thought they'd push this crap all the way to our desktop though.

      GrpA

      The ACTUAL reason this is HAPPENING is that you are too MEEK to say FUCK.

    2. Re:No one noticed the SEEK bar REAL issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm responding to an AC, but... your YouTube has no seek bar? Ummm, try logging in to YT, my YT has a seek bar, and one PC rarely has any ads (sadly, not this one, the movie watching one with no email or social media ever used on it).

      DethLok (posting as AC as I modded this thread, apparently).

  40. Fix ooold bugs, THEN add new features by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    File Explorer hasn't been able to handle long file paths properly for decades.
    Do Microsoft fix that glaring bug ?
    Do they use the long file path flag THEY ADDED ?
    In their OWN app ?

    Naah.
    But we got 3D paint, so that's fine.

  41. Re:Well, at least macOS, Linux and OpenBSD get tes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 10 Enterprise allows you to disable automatic updating. There is also an LTSB versions which won't force you to upgrade to 1809. There are people still on 1703 LTSB still receiving security updates but no new features.

    All the people complaining about this are either ignorant or just home users. I'm sorry, at home you should be getting updated as often as possible as that is where the majority of porn browsing is. Most of the people taking stupid risks are doing so at home. Most botnets are powered by home PCs.

    I do wish they would QA better. More and more customers I'm having to block windows update at the firewall level. I use my RMM to do patching anyway which actually tests the patches before rolling them out. They are still not perfect but far less volatile.

    I do wish I could stay in my Linux desktop all day but there are just too many apps in everyday management that I use that are Windows only. That's what VMs are for. Take a snapshot before update, if it goes wonky then revert.

  42. I think MS has lost control of their product by gweihir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As in they have managed to make it complex enough and have sacked or driven away enough good engineers that they really cannot make work well anymore. Sure, windows never worked very well, but this is a new quality of bad.

    Now, what do you do when you stupidly have let one OS maker get a quasi-monopoly and that maker loses it?

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  43. Wine for Windows? by MtHuurne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe it's time to port Wine to Windows, so WIndows 10 users can run Win32 applications...

    1. Re:Wine for Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if Wine works in the windows subsystem for Linux?

  44. Re:Well, at least macOS, Linux and OpenBSD get tes by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    So literally, "fuck home users", which is a number measured in billions in total, yes with a B. Well done.

    Luckily at this point in time, most home users get it and try to avoid win10, which is being forced on them as a matter of routine by MS. How long this resistance can last with lack of availability of win7 in retail is anyone's guess, but it's holding remarkably well considering almost total lack of availability of the said product to an average home user.

  45. The old ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember the old QA ways:
    "It's compiling."
    "Ship it!"

    cap: reform

  46. Downloading Ubuntu Mate 18.10 in 3..2..1.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and looking forward to Wine 4.0.0 soon.

    Note : Lubuntu comes with Gnome 3 software, Mate with Mate software, so if needed (if I want even less RAM used) I'll run LXDE on Ubuntu Mate.

  47. Only use M$ by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    for enjoying the new computer games.

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    Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
  48. I am a happy Linux user. by Brostenen · · Score: 1

    I may well be a happy Linux user, and every time I see reports like this, I am glad that I switched 2 years or something ago. That said. WTF is MS doing? This is so unacceptable for those that rely heavy on Windows for actual work. I don't care how much you game, as these issues are of no concern. Yet... If you make a living, using Windows?? WTF Micro-Snot !!

    1. Re:I am a happy Linux user. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 0

      I may well be a happy Linux user, and every time I see reports like this, I am glad that I switched 2 years or something ago. That said. WTF is MS doing? This is so unacceptable for those that rely heavy on Windows for actual work. I don't care how much you game, as these issues are of no concern. Yet... If you make a living, using Windows?? WTF Micro-Snot !!

      Stockholm Syndrome

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  49. Par for the course by Solandri · · Score: 2

    I have a hard time believing that this is accidental. Their semi-annual Win 10 releases would reset your major programs associations back to the default (i.e. to Microsoft apps). I guess enough people complained about that because the last update left the associations alone. But the first time I tried to open up a file associated with a non-Microsoft program, I got a pop-up asking "are you sure you really don't want to try the Microsoft app to open up this type of file instead?"

    A friend of mine uses Office 2003 because she paid for it, and it does everything she needs. She called me up last month saying Word and Excel kept saying they were expiring. When I investigated, a Windows 10 semi-annual update had installed the Office 365 trial, and changed the Office file associations from her permanently licensed Office 2003 to the subscription-based trial.

    Clue to Microsoft: The OS is supposed to be a productivity tool for me, not an advertising platform for you.

    1. Re:Par for the course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need for conspiratorial ideas. File associations simply will not work for many applications, including those Microsoft has no products for that capture those extensions by default. I couldn't even assign a fucking .cfg extension to Notepad++ without finding a workaround.

      Nah, this is just incompetence this time. Better or worse than being malicious? I'll let the reader decide.

    2. Re:Par for the course by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Clue to Microsoft: The OS is supposed to be a productivity tool for me, not an advertising platform for you.

      Dude. You exist in the wrong reality. You are thinking that Windows is a product designed to allow you to be productive. You also appear to be under the delusion that Microsoft is in the business of providing software.

      Absolutely not.

      Microsoft is an *American* company. American companies are in the business of making money. It doesn't matter if the excuse for making money is cars, software, massage services, etc. The only thing that matters is making money. The product being sold? Doesn't matter. What matters is that it is a product that you can not avoid. If you want to do anything software/internet related, you have to pay Microsoft (phones and tablets escaped their clutches).

      Now, seeing things through their eyes, how much do you think they care whether or not you can be productive with a product that you HAVE to buy? That is why "Windows" is the way it is and will never go back to a "purchasing" model.

      Honestly, I foresee Windows getting _much_ worse in the semi-near future. There will be programs that you are not allowed to run, or, if you are permitted to run it, its intimate usage details will be reported. Think of debuggers in Richard Stallman's Right to Read short story.

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      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
  50. Re:So I just need iCloud to prevent automatic upda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So iCloud does come with an iSilverLining.

  51. Re:Windows 10 news stories not sufficiently intens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THEY DON'T CARE.

    they're grabbing for money, money, and more money. they're jealous as fuck whenever they look over and see apple and how they generate money and insane profits out of thin air and far fewer products to develop and sell.

    they don't give a shit about what we, the users, think, or want.. or need.

    newsflash: it won't work that way with fucking pc.

    ibm needs to bring back os/2.. native applications and a linux compatibility layer or something (for the '2' part: native + linux instead of the old one's native + windows). with no tracking, no surveillance, no 'app store', security and privacy first and foremost, and user control over the hardware and software.

  52. Windows 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gift that keeps on taking. Abort this abomination already. Let's reset to Windows 7 and call it a day shall we.

  53. Write your Congress Critter by brxndxn · · Score: 1

    Write your Congress Critter and get them all up in Microsoft's business again. Windows 10 is entirely unfair. Microsoft should get a hard time since they're giving all of us a hard time.

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    --- We need more Ron Paul!
  54. Re:Well, at least macOS, Linux and OpenBSD get tes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? I have never seen Windows 10 "update itself" or "reboot itself" without permission, nor have I ever seen it display any advertizing. Ever. I dunno what version of Winders y'all are running, but it must be the sooper discount version or something, or y'all are just incompetent nincompoops who ought not be having a computer at all.

  55. Re:Well, at least macOS, Linux and OpenBSD get tes by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    I sometimes wonder how much of that 2014 QA axing funding has been used to find the PR efforts.

  56. Notepad is 64bit on 64 bit windows by blackpaw · · Score: 1

    "So if you want certain files to always open in Notepad, for example, you're currently out of luck"

    So suspect the OP has no idea what they are talking abou,t

  57. rely heavy on Windows for actual work by stooo · · Score: 1

    >> rely heavy on Windows for actual work
    That is so wrong on so many levels.
    Don't do that.

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    aaaaaaa
  58. Re:So I just need iCloud to prevent automatic upda by gravewax · · Score: 1

    I think I would take the risky updates over having anything iTunes/icloud on a machine voluntarily.

  59. small devices get KILLED. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They simply KILLED my Windows tablet. Devices with small storage get their drive overfilled with the download, and trying to apply it means they get stuck. got a nice brick at hand.
    They COULD have designed it so it downloads to extra storage (SD card) and upgrade from there.. but MS doesn't test anything, and only design for Ultimate machines, apparently.
    Only a DUMMY would buy tablets with Windows! ( I was one.)

  60. More and more Bricks falling out of the Window(s) by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    For me, I first noticed it when the Calculator (yes, the Basic function of a computer) wouldn't open, and I had to download an older version from XP so I could have that functionality again.
    Next, the Calendar, Notepad, the "Alarms and Clock" and now anything Media-related (editor, player, etc)...

    Sheesh, M$! Get your Stuff together here! You want to change Windows OS to a "Service" and This happens? If you ever wonder why people Don't want to go that way, just review your product feedback on these issues, and you just might be able to figure this out for yourselves!

  61. Transition now by HalAtWork · · Score: 2

    Begin the transition now so that you will have enough time to be made aware of any snags and find potential solutions. If you wait until the last minute you may end up frustrated and feel forced to either have a rough transition and be frustrated, or to upgrade and deal with the hassles you wish to avoid.

    Try running Windows 7 and something else side by side, and see how well you get along in your alternative, booting to Windows 7 when you feel forced to and taking note of the circumstances to try and find a potential solution and path forward.

  62. too much focus on telemetry and data theft is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    causing them to develop poorly in other areas. It takes a lot of work to becoming untrustworthy and hated by committing forced data theft.

  63. the best one can hope for... by mad7777 · · Score: 1

    After every Windows update, my only hope is that nothing has changed.

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    Might makes right irrelevant.
  64. sign of the times.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mikrosopht found a way to make the most money possible, licensing, security lockdowns, etc..

    But yet cant get their crap straight?

    Why can ms test and publish their own findings regarding their own updates?

    Crap they make enough money right??

    on a different note, why no take the opportunity to stick it to them.

    How as a society, can we live like this?

    How can business run correctly, with this crap out there.

    If its buggy dont release it..

    Simple concept..

    Perhaps this is the inflection point. MS doesnt care about the community, to which is clearly identified by this current snafu..

    Moving deeper, what mechanisms are broken that we cant see @ the surface?
    How does this Bode for my security?
    How can I keep my company safe in the wake of Ms botched update process?
    Can we tell if the mechanism is broken, insecure, or flat-out flawed and open to the public?
    With these little things surfacing, I want to know WHY??

    Wha twas changed in the media player to break it and why?

    I think it's only right for MS to follow up on propper disclosure..
    Communiyt what do you think?

    When will it come to a point when Windows will become: unstable, unuseable, unmanageable ( from an enterprise perspective) By it's own "out of control" hands?
    When will some company cashin creating a management framework to manage or replace the MS Botched Patching program?

    Skrew it,, Thanks MS for making MAC OS more attractive as the days go on??

    I guess you like shooting your selves inThe foot. To big to fail???

  65. WIN 10 can be good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just use a hacked version of LTSC - sorted.