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Microsoft Asks Users To Call Windows 10 Devs About ALT+TAB Feature (bleepingcomputer.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Bleeping Computer: Microsoft has started to display notifications in the Windows 10 Action Center asking users to have a phone call with Microsoft developers and provide direct feedback about the ALT+TAB feature in Windows. While using a Windows 10 Insider build today, I was shown a Feedback Hub notification stating that "Microsoft wants to hear your opinions! To set up a phone call with Windows engineers, go to: http://www.aka.ms/alttab." This link then redirects to a web page at https://ux.microsoft.com/?AltTab. It is not known if this is only being shown to Windows Insiders users at this time.

When users visit this link they will be shown a Microsoft User Research page stating that a Windows 10 product team is looking to "understand our customer needs" and would like to have an anonymous 5-10 minute phone call with the user. In this particular case, the phone call will be with Microsoft engineers to discuss how users use the ALT+TAB feature to switch between apps. Microsoft states they are performing these calls in order to get a better understanding of how a feature is being used while they are in development. According to the web site, Windows engineers will be available on 3/11/2019 between 11:15 AM and 1:00 PM PST and on 3/12/2019 between 9:30 AM and 11:30 AM PST to schedule a call. The page goes on to say that users can expect a 5-10 minute call, but that it could last longer if there is more to discuss. They also state that the calls are not being recorded, are anonymous, and the content of the call will not be stored.

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  1. So no recordings? by gti_guy · · Score: 1

    MS engineer: "Yup, yet another very satisfied customer. Man are we good!"

    1. Re:So no recordings? by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 3, Funny

      I called the number. Got a guy with an Indian accent telling me he worked for Microsoft and there was something wrong with my computer, and he needed remote access to it in order to fix it. What should I do?

    2. Re:So no recordings? by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

      Try Alt-Tab

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    3. Re: So no recordings? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      And this is why the user interface of Windows 7 is the last decent UI, anything after that is just wildly confusing.

      Why make the UI confusing and hard to understand? Not that the Win 7 UI don't have anything bad - it does, but it's at least consistent, which is important for many users. I don't want to waste time trying to figure out where a certain functionality is hidden - then I can as well use the command line interface instead.

      As for the Alt+Tab - that's not something I use very often, but I understand that some people likes it.

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    4. Re:So no recordings? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And when they do get the call they wonder why it's always someone cursing.

    5. Re:So no recordings? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      ARGH! I so wish there was a way to punch someone over the telephone, since these guys deserve it and they keep scamming my mother.

      Or.. phone spiders... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  2. More M$ chicanery... by SD+NFN+STM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Users don't need more than 640k... oh, yes they do. Whoops!
    Users don't need the Start Button... oh, yes they do. Whoops!

    and now

    Users don't need ALT-TAB... get your FSCKING hands off of my interface Microsoft!!!

    1. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      meanwhile in the FOSS world:
      Users don't need X... oh, yes they do. Well fuck them they can fork it themselves!

    2. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You do know that AC meant X as a variable for any feature, and not literally the X Window System, right? Right?

    3. Re:More M$ chicanery... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the article doesn't say they're getting rid of it, just that they want an understanding of how it's used. It could be they're experimenting with a more efficient alternative - which wouldn't be a bad thing. Well, it's Microsoft so it probably would be a bad thing, but that's because they're probably not experimenting with a more efficient alternative, but a less efficient alternative. Like the entire Desktop is now going to have The Ribbon or something.

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    4. Re:More M$ chicanery... by dkman · · Score: 3, Informative

      They use it to switch active application. That's it's god damn job, and has been since Windows 3.1 (and probably earlier). It performs that same function in Linux. Why would we even think about changing that? Because we're Microsoft. (I just figured I'd go ahead and answer that question for anyone who was confused.)

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    5. Re:More M$ chicanery... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      We use it to switch apps by keyboard. I guess the more useful method, is a way to switch apps on a stupid full screen app with no way to quit or minimize it.

      But what I really want to see is a Windows version of xkill.

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    6. Re:More M$ chicanery... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily.
      End users give developers concepts, often in a way they cannot be implemented well. Apple will listed to their needs, but won't rush to give it to them, until they think they got it right, and easy to use.

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    7. Re:More M$ chicanery... by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      There is no way to disable iOS from auto-converting certain text strings to hyperlinks. Pretty much any nine digit number is assumed to be a phone number. There is no technical barrier to implementing a toggle for this behavior.

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    8. Re:More M$ chicanery... by lsllll · · Score: 1

      I'm like you. It's like "What's there to talk about? I use it to switch between usually a maximum of 3 windows. Sometimes I use it to switch to window 6 out of 21 windows, because I'm too lazy to go to the mouse and click on the application."

      What are they gonna do? Here's an idea. Assign a new key where I get to type my window number on the numeric pad. Example. I want to jump to the 6th window, press Alt-tilde (or back tick, since tilde is the uppercase) and type 6 on the numeric pad, release alt-tilde and voila. But even that's pretty useless, because who remembers the window numbers when you're running 21 windows?

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    9. Re:More M$ chicanery... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the article doesn't say they're getting rid of it, just that they want an understanding of how it's used.

      Well, something is bullshit, and it's either this statement or their justification for all the telemetry and related spyware they install.

      Which do you think it is?

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    10. Re:More M$ chicanery... by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Informative

      If they fuck with alt-tab at all, I'm not sure I could use that operating system. That's like 20+ years of muscle memory to overcome, and I don't see that happening as long as I'm using a standard keyboard.

      It's baffling enough that they haven't every adopted Alt-` to cycle through windows of an application. I use that on linux all of the time.

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    11. Re:More M$ chicanery... by saider · · Score: 1

      as long as I'm using a standard keyboard.

      Introducing the new and improved Microsoft Keyboard, with the Alt and TAB keys removed!

      In fact ...

      https://assets.amuniversal.com...

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    12. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Rob+Y. · · Score: 4, Informative

      I used to use hot key mappings to switch to specific windows on Win7 - until they broke it in Windows 10.

      I set up hotkeys to launch PuTty sessions to multiple unix hosts - or multiple accounts on the same host. And on Windows 95 through Windows 7, hitting the same hotkey would bring the corresponding session to the foreground. On Windows 10, the hotkey now launches a second copy of the corresponding session - rendering the hotkey feature useless.

      Fix that, please - and you can take away Alt-Tab if you want...

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    13. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Useful when you have a full screen application, like a game where you can't just click on another window.

    14. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And I'm not swiping to switch apps! I'd rather swipe my finger on the green stuff growing in my fridge before I swipe on something from Microsoft.

    15. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      It's a standard on macOS as well. A whole lot better than cycling through 50 windows to get to that one app window you're interested in.

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    16. Re:More M$ chicanery... by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 2

      win-key+# does that, where # is the order on the task bar (including pinned programs)

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    17. Re:More M$ chicanery... by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Nice! I did not know that. Thanks!

    18. Re:More M$ chicanery... by mattventura · · Score: 1

      That’s actually not true. It switches active windows, regardless of what application it belongs to. This is an important distinction, because MacOS does it differently, where there’s one hotkey to switch apps and another to switch windows within that app. If MS were to mess up alt-tab, it would probably be by making it like Apple. The obsession with “apps” over windows has already done a lot of damage to the Windows UI, we don’t need more.

    19. Re:More M$ chicanery... by Pembers · · Score: 1

      It's baffling enough that they haven't every adopted Alt-` to cycle through windows of an application. I use that on linux all of the time.

      I never knew you could do that. Thanks! (And there was me cursing Ubuntu 18.04 for changing Alt-Tab so that it no longer steps through all the open windows, just one from each application.)

    20. Re:More M$ chicanery... by butchersong · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why they aren't collecting data on this in the background anyway... not sure why any company would rely on self reporting for this type of stuff these days.

    21. Re:More M$ chicanery... by doom · · Score: 1

      If they fuck with alt-tab at all, I'm not sure I could use that operating system. That's like 20+ years of muscle memory to overcome

      Well you know, I've been running the icewm window manager on linux for over 20 years, and mostly living inside emacs all that time... worrying about someone changing my user interface out from under me has not been a big concern.

      Just, as they say, sayin'.

      (On the other hand, I also run Firefox which gives mozilla.org and Gnome an opportunity to fuck with me whenever they flip a coin. I'll solve that one one-of-these-days.)

    22. Re:More M$ chicanery... by doom · · Score: 1

      And, me, I use "C-x `" to cycle through error messages and grep hits, but this is because I run emacs where it's bound to the "next-error" command.

    23. Re:More M$ chicanery... by doom · · Score: 1

      That's something like how I switch between workspaces on my desktop: "Control Alt 1" goes to the first one, and so on.

      And "Control Alt ESC" pops up a menu of all open windows in all workspaces, from which I can cursor up and down and select one with Return.

      Note: icewm on linux.

    24. Re:More M$ chicanery... by dkman · · Score: 1

      A good point. Agreed.

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  3. Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by turp182 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I use that combo at least 100 times a day. And Ctrl-Tab for web browser tab switching.

    Another favorite: Window+arrow keys is awesome for resizing and moving windows (the 50% of screen shift is nice to put two programs on one screen).

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    1. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by Anon,+Not+Coward+D · · Score: 1

      thanks for the window+arrow trick, i didn't know it!!

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    2. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by BringsApples · · Score: 1

      That's very useful, thanks! Another good thing to know:

      Right-click on the App - goto properties
      In the properties window, look for the "Shortcut Key" field

      https://www.cnet.com/how-to/open-programs-with-keyboard-shortcuts-in-windows-10/

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    3. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      I use that combo at least 100 times a day. And Ctrl-Tab for web browser tab switching.

      I've found myself using Windows-Tab more often now since it uses Task Manager. Often times much quicker for me than Alt-Tab.

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    4. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by turp182 · · Score: 1

      I don't like that format (I like the single screen look, I would prefer the Windows 7 text descriptions rather than the screenshots, but I usually know exactly how many "windows away" I am for 5-6 apps when Alt+Tab-ing)

      Another useful one (for killing off Chrome when it decides to go haywire):
      Ctrl+Shift+Esc = Open Task Manager...

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    5. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by Known+Nutter · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right? News to me as well. Very nifty.

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    6. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it'll be gone in the next update, as soon as they figure out how to break the Alt-Tab thing.

    7. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      Or install AutoHotkeys, which gives you full scripting/macro control over any hotkey set you want. The built-in Windows stuff is primitive by comparison. Plus, Microsoft will probably have change it at random several times by the time you've read this.

    8. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by Luthair · · Score: 1

      The Windows 8/10 snapping is broken. I used the Windows 7 version constantly but almost never use the Win10 one. Frequently meta+left will snap windows to the right, and vice versa, combined with the useless corner snap making side-snap take more keypresses.

    9. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by Luthair · · Score: 1

      How is it quicker when there is a slow animation to show it.

    10. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Timeline is ok it allows you to open stuff you closed previously in addition to switching between what's open. I'm not sure about the sync so you can resume your timeline on another device.

       

    11. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ctrl-pgup/down for the win over ctrl-tab! ;)

    12. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      My favorite feature from Windows 10 is the ability to move windows to quadrants of the screen with these combinations, instead of just 50/50 splits.

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    13. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it'll be gone in the next update, as soon as they figure out how to break the Alt-Tab thing.

      They are just waiting for it to become a ubiquitous thing everyone takes for granted and then they will kill it without a word.

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    14. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Win tab is prettier but I can't replace alt tab in my muscle memory.

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    15. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by BringsApples · · Score: 1

      Awesome, I'm definitely going to check that out. Thanks!

      It's so weird that we all successfully exchanged useful technical information on slashdot, and in 2019! Cheers!

      Maybe now one of you guys can assist me with finding anyone that sells Microsoft Storage Server 2019 licenses. ;)

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    16. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by Picodon · · Score: 1

      Aw, come on, who needs [Windows-Up] and [Windows-Down] when we already have [Alt-Space][X], [Alt-Space][R] and [Alt-Space][N]?

      (just kidding)

    17. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by turp182 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware of those. Alt+Space is something I wish I had known about a long time ago.

      The 50% of screen using the Windows key is pretty darn sweet (and if you move across screens it will cycle back to the first one when moving off the last one, if that makes sense).

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    18. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by antdude · · Score: 1

      Winkey+arrows don't work in my updated 64-bit W7 HPE SP1. :(

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    19. Re:Alt+Tab - most common thing I use by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      It's so weird that we all successfully exchanged useful technical information on slashdot, and in 2019! Cheers!

      Yeah, sorry, I'm not from the US so I don't know how to start the Dems/GOP/Trump/Obama shitfest that every single Slashdot discussion degenerates into. Maybe someone else can get it going...

  4. What's wrong with alt tab? by stealth_finger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shows all opens windows and cycles through them, add shift to go backwards. It already does exactly what you need and works fine. I wonder how far they can go with fucking up such a simple, functional solution.

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    1. Re:What's wrong with alt tab? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      It might work fine, but it's also inefficient when you have lots of windows open...
      Many non windows systems also implement alt+tab because users are familiar with it, while also offering other solutions (eg multiple workspaces being my personal favorite)...

      Just because something works doesn't mean it couldn't be done better another way... And just because a new way is now being offered, doesn't mean the old functionality is going to be removed.

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    2. Re:What's wrong with alt tab? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Windows 10 already has multiple desktops. Microsoft fucking with alt-tab would force me over to Apple.

    3. Re:What's wrong with alt tab? by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      My guess is they will want to replace it with timeline win+tab but aren't sure if it will piss everyone off.

    4. Re:What's wrong with alt tab? by ripvlan · · Score: 2

      I know... I'm suddenly nervous about a redesign. It'll be like FB's create post button. You can't just type and publish anymore. Nope, instead it pops up another dialog "you want that on your timeline or news feed?"

      Alt-Tab of the future "do you want to see a list of icons or pictures, or how about a history of tabs" (which is Windows-Tab btw).

      Although - were'd the Mac like carousel tab view go? (or was that Win7 only?!). It was cool - but that shows you how much I used it. :-P

    5. Re:What's wrong with alt tab? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Even Windows 7 can have multiple desktops, with a power toy. And it's got a visual task switcher with another one... win+tab.

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    6. Re:What's wrong with alt tab? by saider · · Score: 1

      Alt harkens back to the days before Microsoft. By switching to the Windows key, they can leave an enduring legacy of who innovated the shit out of modern UIs.

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  5. Crude by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As primarily a linux/mac user, i find the alt+tab (and its equivalents) quite crude and ineffective when you're running a large number of applications (having to cycle through a large number of applications one by one)...
    I generally have multiple virtual workspaces which are each setup for a specific purpose (usually multiple apps laid out in each) and then switch directly to the numbered workspace that i require.

    When i've seen people heavily using alt+tab it's usually on systems where a very small number of applications are in use (maybe 3-4), they are running maximized and the user is switching between them. From my desk right now i can see another user doing this with a browser, a mail client and a spreadsheet.

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    1. Re:Crude by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      You can hold Alt and then click on the window you want

    2. Re:Crude by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Alt+tab, then while holding tab use the arrow keys (including up and down).

      Better, but still quite crude compared to alt+number to go direct to a virtual screen that's already laid out for a specific purpose.

      The part I hate is when my mouse grabs focus while I'm alt tabbing.

      I hate when applications steal focus, if an application wants to ask me something it should wait until i decide to look at that application, not draw focus away from whatever i'm doing and shove a requester in my face.

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    3. Re:Crude by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      As primarily a linux/mac user, i find the alt+tab (and its equivalents) quite crude and ineffective when you're running a large number of applications (having to cycle through a large number of applications one by one)... I generally have multiple virtual workspaces which are each setup for a specific purpose (usually multiple apps laid out in each) and then switch directly to the numbered workspace that i require.

      When i've seen people heavily using alt+tab it's usually on systems where a very small number of applications are in use (maybe 3-4), they are running maximized and the user is switching between them. From my desk right now i can see another user doing this with a browser, a mail client and a spreadsheet.

      I have about 35 windows open right now. Most of them maximized (why not? After all, I have ALT+TAB ...). Use ALT+TAB incessantly.

      It's not crude when you are experienced at it. It's second nature.

    4. Re:Crude by paavo512 · · Score: 1

      Alt-Tab works very fine for alternating between a small number of windows, regardless of the total number, because they are hold in a LIFO stack. What I have seen from Linux users is that they tend to minimize their windows to get them away from blocking the screen, this would indeed ruin Alt-Tab as minimizing puts the window in the bottom of the Alt-Tab stack.

      And of course all my windows are maximized, I do not like the tangled mess created by partially overlapping windows.

    5. Re:Crude by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The first thing ALT-Tab does is show a list of thumbnails with all the open windows.

      You can click on the window you want with the mouse, no LIFO required.

      If you don't click on one, then the LIFO is used.

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    6. Re:Crude by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 2

      Better, but still quite crude compared to alt+number to go direct to a virtual screen that's already laid out for a specific purpose.

      I like the Windows 10 feature of Win-Number. Each application that is pinned on your taskbar has a number (starting at 1 for the left-most icon). If your first pinned app is Chrome, then pressing Win-1 will do an Alt-Tab of just the Chrome windows. Once you get used to your chosen application order, it is much faster than looking through all the applications at once on Alt-Tab or Win-Tab.

      For the life of me, I can't figure out a quick way of switching between virtual screens on Windows 10. The only way I know is to press Win-Tab then Shift-Alt-Tab to get the desktop selection. Mind you, since I only run Windows 10 on a laptop (all the rest of my PCs are Linux) then I tend to have everything fullscreen, so multiple desktops are not as usefu as Win-Number feature.

    7. Re:Crude by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

      This appears to working in Windows 7 as well. I never knew of this, and it explains some phantom program launches I've experienced in the past... Also, WinKey + Control + Left/Right appears to be the desktop switch hotkey (though I don't have a win10 machine to confirm).

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    8. Re:Crude by pz · · Score: 1

      When i've seen people heavily using alt+tab it's usually on systems where a very small number of applications are in use (maybe 3-4), they are running maximized and the user is switching between them.

      Sounds like exactly the right way to use a system when you want to take full advantage of screen space. Even with the two 1600x1200 monitors on my desk, that is still definitely the case for me. And yes, I use virtual desktops as well. On laptops with typically paltry screens, why WOULDN'T you want to run each application fully maximized?

      If you have a huge number of windows open at the same time and aren't organizing them in such a way that Alt-Tab works to quickly switch between them, then I argue you aren't working as efficiently as you could be.

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    9. Re:Crude by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      The first thing ALT-Tab does is show a list of thumbnails with all the open windows.
      You can click on the window you want with the mouse, no LIFO required.
      If you don't click on one, then the LIFO is used.

      You're missing the whole point: people, including me, use ALT_TAB (and a dozen other key combos) because it is incredibly disruptive to use the mouse at all . It's even worse when you have to put one hand on the mouse and another on the KB (Oh, look, my KB doesn't have a WIN key on the right side, and I use a lefty mouse), which is why I programmed a mouse button to do CTRL-click, for example.

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  6. Leave it the fuck alone by jgtg32a · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Leave it the fuck alone

  7. WTF? by mccalli · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Alt-tab is a UI thing Windows did right. It's a feature that was lacking from contemporary Macs, and was first added by a freeware extension about the System 7 era before being ripped off wholesale in System 7.5 (from memory) and I also remember the Apple lot openly acknowledging where it had come from.

    My feedback on it? My feedback would be instantaneously suspicious and the phone call would consist of me repeating over and over "for gawd's sake leave it alone and don't faff".

    1. Re:WTF? by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      Alt-tab is a UI thing Windows did right.

      What?? Wasn't it added in by a "rogue programmer" at the time who didn't tell management about it, then it took off, and it was too late to get rid of it.

      That's pretty much what I remember -- it wasn't planned by corporate at all, it was added surreptitiously and found a foothold.

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    2. Re:WTF? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're trying to claim that Microsoft borrowed the idea of Multiple Desktops from Apple?

      smh

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  8. dear MS, please stop breaking things by mad7777 · · Score: 1

    A small chill went down my spine when I read this headline.... Are they thinking of breaking alt-tab now??? I am relived to find no such indication in what I've read, but also disappointed that I apparently missed this call with MS engineers. I'd love the opportunity to tell them about now annoying the giant app preview thing is when using alt-tab, which is why I use https://winaero.com/ to make alt-tab behave like it did in the 90s, with just the icons of the software I have open, not a useless full-screen preview effect. Of course, "apps" just show a broken icon, for whatever reason, but that's fine, since I mostly use actual software, since my PC is not a phone.

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    1. Re:dear MS, please stop breaking things by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      I like the preview effect. If you have, for instance, two command prompts, you can see which is which by looking at it.
      But it looks like you have a different opinion. And I suspect that's exactly why they are doing that poll. There is no one true way of doing ALT+TAB.

    2. Re:dear MS, please stop breaking things by mad7777 · · Score: 1

      Of course. Everybody is entitled to use their device however they choose. All I ask is for things for be configurable. For some reason, I had to install 3rd party software (Winaero, cited above) just to restore what I consider to be normal behavior. My only request to the MS engineers would be to stop breaking things, or at the very least, to allow me to restore functionality that was working just fine before. Just remember the Win8 fiasco and subsequent furious backpedal.

      Oh, but since Windows is now a "service", rather than an actual operating system that I own, I guess MS is free to change the terms of this service at any time with or without my consent?

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  9. Stop changing things by Drethon · · Score: 1

    I mean, change is alright as long as it is backward compatible, but completely rearranging functions I use every day gets annoying. Excel changed their keyboard shortcuts at one point. I used to be able to do pretty much everything in Excel without touching my mouse, then something changed and I had to use the ribbon for way too much, rather than fast keyboard combos.

  10. oh great by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    "Oops, looks like we missed something, there's a highly useful feature there we haven't removed or screwed with yet!"

    1. Re:oh great by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      If people use it often, they'll probably make it display pop-up ads.

  11. Re:Telemetry by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Here's someone asking the right type of questions.

  12. Stop Reinventing Everything by Ashthon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is it modern software companies are obsessed with 'improving' features that already work perfectly well? It's not just Microsoft, but Mozilla, Google and most others. They're 'improving' the life out of their software. Their 'improvements' are generally significantly inferior to the original implementation, and commercial software has been moving backwards for the last 15 years. It used to be that you could just install Windows 2000 and use it, but with Windows 10 you have to apply about 100 registry hacks, and even then it's garbage. Firefox is trash compared to version 3.0 and the UI simply doesn't work. As for Google, they couldn't produce a decent UI to save their lives.

    The problem seems to be the rise of the UX designer, and while interfaces were previously created by developers, they're now made by people who believe themselves to be highly creative and innovative, and believe they can do a better job then the developers that preceded them. However, their confidence is greatly misplaced, and these UX designers have destroyed modern commercial software, rendering it completely worthless.

    All of the software I use now is FOSS, not so much because I planned it that way, but because each time a company destroyed the UI of their product, I've moved to a free alternative with a functioning UI. Now I'm on all FOSS because UX designers have so thoroughly destroyed commercial software. When I see articles like this it makes me glad I bailed out.

    1. Re:Stop Reinventing Everything by mccalli · · Score: 1

      Remember why Firefox exists though - originally Pinball (I think), created as a lightweight alternative because the main Mozilla project was getting too heavyweight.

      It wasn't always better. Firefox's very existence is proof of that.

    2. Re:Stop Reinventing Everything by kbahey · · Score: 1

      All of the software I use now is FOSS, not so much because I planned it that way, but because each time a company destroyed the UI of their product, I've moved to a free alternative with a functioning UI. Now I'm on all FOSS because UX designers have so thoroughly destroyed commercial software. When I see articles like this it makes me glad I bailed out.

      Unfortunately, this UI/UX Redesign Syndrome has crept in FOSS for a long time. Gnome2 to Gnome3 is one example (which I was not impacted by since I never used Gnome outside of just kicking the tires).

      Before that, KDE 3.5 to KDE 4.0 (late 2010s) was plagued with problems. The design was done for no valid reason. I complained about that to a KDE community member at a conference and he kept saying: the project was stagnating, the number of commits were done, and now it is up again. Hey devs: there is something called stable software and feature complete. It does not need to be constantly tweaked if it works. The final straw was when I upgraded form Kubuntu 14.04 to 16.04 and KDE lost some features. For example: I was not able to set how long a notification is displayed for. Prior to that I was able to do so, and much more. So I switched to Xubuntu (XFCE). If I am not allowed to configure my UI the way I want, then why use KDE at all? I have been on KDE for about a decade and a half. Now I am on XFCE for over 2 years now.

      Still, there is Firefox which changed their UI twice in the past several years, each one taking away features for the sake of less-functional minimalism.

      And don't get me started on systemd. It is not UI per se, but yet another 'let us redesign the whole thing from scratch and throw everything we learned over 30 years'.

      This UI Redesign Syndrome is everywhere, not only commercial software.

  13. Re:I use ... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given their consistently bizarre positions on things like ribbons, the start menu, etc. there's no telling what particular brand of LSD they've been eating lately wherein they believe that alt-tab isn't the most important key combination in windows (arguably up there with ctrl-alt-del, which used to reliably lock the screen, now it does...something else not helpful).

    There are a few sacred key combinations that just work, and they shouldn't ever fucking touch:
    ctrl-alt-del -> (with an option for task manager before screen blank & login)
    alt-tab -> select background applications in order of what was last recently used, continuously pressing alt allows you to continue to go through applications until you find the right one
    ctrl-c - Copy highlighted text
    ctrl-v - Paste text from clipboard
    ctrl-z - Undo (pressed 10 times in a row, uninstalls the OS and reverts back to Windows 2000, the last time they had the OS UI more or less correct)'
    alt-f4 - Kill this shit immediately

    There are others, but there are wear marks on my keyboard here.

  14. All that fucking telemetry... by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...and you have no idea how your customers use a key feature in Windows 10?

    Way to fail there, Microsoft.

    1. Re:All that fucking telemetry... by Megol · · Score: 1

      Perhaps Windows having all that fucking telemetry is just paranoid fantasies?

    2. Re:All that fucking telemetry... by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      well -- People may press the button many times a day. But they doesn't tell them WHY you press the button.

      Telemetry tells you that an even occurred. Talking to customers allows you to find out WHY and WHAT they are trying to achieve.

      For example, I tap on my phone all day and never achieve what I WANTED to do. Spell check for example. That is NOT what I was trying to type.

    3. Re:All that fucking telemetry... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Alt-tab usage cannot be monetized, so it's not part of telemetry.

      Every keystroke is optionally part of telemetry, and the EULA permits them to grab them.

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    4. Re:All that fucking telemetry... by geekmux · · Score: 1

      well -- People may press the button many times a day. But they doesn't tell them WHY you press the button.

      Uh, care to tell me exactly WHY you are pressing ALT+TAB?

      It's function is rather singular and it requires a combination of keystrokes, so it's hardly used by accident, or for 17 different reasons. Not sure how many ways Microsoft can ask that question, but it would likely resemble something like this:

      (Microsoft) Can you briefly explain why you use ALT+TAB?

      (User) Yeah, to switch between running applications.

      (Microsoft) Yes, we understand that's the function of ALT+TAB, but why do you use it?

      (User) Uhhh, I just told you. To switch between running apps.

      (Microsoft) Yes, but what were you trying to do?

      (User) When did you morons stop using your own product?

    5. Re:All that fucking telemetry... by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

      NSA said they don't care about ALT-TAB usage.

    6. Re:All that fucking telemetry... by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just want your phone number too?

      Bingo

  15. What's the problem? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

    MS using the Insiders program to try to gather more information about how people are using Windows...well yes of course. I understand that MS = BAD and all that but this is exactly what they should be doing, isn't it?

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    1. Re:What's the problem? by Pitawg · · Score: 1

      All I see is a corporation continuing the practice of stealing from those that supply it's money, while paying others that cannot see what is in front of themselves. Wanna work for MS, and help put their products together? Get a salaried job with them. Stop paying them for product and working for free, answering their unneeded questions.

      If their employee selection system is not working right, they need to work on HR, not continue begging their customers for clues.

    2. Re:What's the problem? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      A narrow vision. You too will become one with the Microsoft

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  16. Re:Telemetry by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Here's someone asking the right type of questions.

    Actually, I'm only left asking the obvious question; How the hell did MS telemetry not gather this detail.

  17. Re:I use ... by Wulf2k · · Score: 2

    Less important, but alt-enter "used to" be the command for games to full screen.

    Now with UWP, it's Winkey+shift+enter. ....Why?

  18. Re:Telemetry by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    Answer: "To give them the results they wanted"

    Let's hope they get a "Brexit" vote.

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  19. Re:I use ... by freeze128 · · Score: 2

    In the era of DOS applications, F3 was the nearly universal key for exiting the program, and returning to the DOS prompt. This was pretty ubiquitous, except for WordPerfect, which for some reason used F7, and never had an on-screen legend to tell you how to exit. The F1 key was also the universal key for Help.

    Since the implementation of GUIs beginning with Windows, the F3 function key has had no effect, or does something other than Exiting.

  20. If only... by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    ... Microsoft would allow users to call Microsoft Engineers about the recent abysmal Windows Update quality.

    .
    If only...

    1. Re:If only... by Skubman · · Score: 1

      Didn't see a disclaimer saying you couldn't change the subject of the call to that, but then again, that's probably why they aren't recording.
      "So, how could MS innovate your usage with the Alt-Tab combination?"
      "Have it shut off Windows Update because, hello? Hello?"

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  21. Re:I use ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    here's no telling what particular brand of LSD they've been eating lately wherein they believe that alt-tab isn't the most important key combination in windows

    You say that as if it hasn't been replaced by an alternative that provides the original function + a lot more. Try hitting windows+tab at some point. You can still switch applications, + actually manage your virtual desktops.

  22. Re:Alt tab by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Ugh! The only thing the addition of the windows key has done has been to kick me out of a game when I accidentally hit it. Almost every other function can be done with a control-keypress equivalent. They just wanted the branding on every keyboard ever. I'm surprised that they didn't implement a windows button on Mice.

  23. Re:I use ... by Guspaz · · Score: 1, Informative

    Windows-tab does not, by itself, switch between applications. You must also use the arrow keys to select a window and then hit enter. That's a lot less quick to switch back and forth between two windows than alt-tab.

  24. Re:I use ... by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1

    If I press alt-f4 I don't want you to ask me whether I am sure I'd like to quit

    This is acceptable, just in case some multiplayer troll says that this combination is a menu that activates cheats, options, or some other valid reason. (Perhaps the user forgot to save the game, etc.)

    then take 15s to actually quit,

    On the other hand, this is not.

  25. Re:I use ... by mridoni · · Score: 3, Informative

    In the era of DOS applications, F3 was the nearly universal key for exiting the program, and returning to the DOS prompt.

    It was actually a holdover from the mainframe/3270 days, when F3 (PF3 in IBM parlance) was universally used to exit a running program.

  26. Re:I use ... by ThePyro · · Score: 1

    Other shortcuts I use several times daily:

    Windows + L : Lock screen
    Windows + E : File explorer
    Windows + D : Show desktop (minimize everything)
    Windows + Left/Right: Move window to the left/right side of the screen

  27. Re:I use ... by LostMyAccount · · Score: 2

    What's stupid is that they come with new and arguably more powerful shortcut systems, but who the fuck knows what they are without obvious documentation/hints?

    Worse is when they take away the originals for work-alikes (even better ones) but still don't make the new ones known.

    They could even make an appy app that serves both as documentation and a way to change/add these keyboard commands back to what they used to be.

    None of this satisfies UI designers, though. Most UI alterations never achieve whatever utopia their designers want and they know if they don't engage in authoritarianism to promote them (cut off the old ones), they definitely won't go anywhere. They're just fascists hiding behind human factors research.

  28. Re:I use ... by thegreatbob · · Score: 1

    Very handy on an overloaded machine... saves a lot of time vs. trying to spawn the security screen.

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  29. Re:I use ... by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Ctrl + Windows + Left/Right Switch desktops

  30. Re:I use ... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    windows key disabled... does more harm than good.

  31. Re:I use ... by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    I keep the windows key disabled. In games it only does bad things, and I pretty much only use Windows for games. I have linux and os x when I need to get work done.

  32. Re:I use ... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    Windows-tab does not, by itself, switch between applications. You must also use the arrow keys to select a window and then hit enter. That's a lot less quick to switch back and forth between two windows than alt-tab.

    Or you can click the window you want.

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  33. Re:I use ... by Calydor · · Score: 4, Informative

    Oh man, now I remember the keyboards at school had this cardboard cutout that fit over the function keys with an explanation of what ctrl/alt/shift/combo thereof along with each function key did in WordPerfect. I think ... Shift-F7 was Save, wasn't it?

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  34. Re:I use ... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

    alt-f4 - Kill this shit immediately

    Personal rant: I hate that many modern games don't do this properly anymore. If I press alt-f4 I don't want you to ask me whether I am sure I'd like to quit and then take 15s to actually quit, I'd like you to F*** OFF RIGHT NOW!

    Is this a thing PC games can do? I mainly play elite and people are always moaning about combat logging which is basically doing that to get yourself out of a fight/death and the devs are always saying nothing can be done about it but if they could intercept that command and make the user piss around with an overlay while they get blown the fuck up they short of flat out pulling the plug that would basically be problem solved on that front.

    Is ctrl+esc still a thing?

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  35. Re:I use ... by Brandano · · Score: 1

    Ctrl+shift+esc, opens the task manager without having to use ctrl+alt+del or launching it explicitly from the run menu or command prompt. No idea why it doesn't seem to be documented.

  36. Re:I use ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In case you didn't know:

    ctrl-shift-esc -> brings up task manager
    windows-L -> locks the screen

  37. Re:I use ... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Well, it's something you fall for once, like the recommendation to delete C:\Windows\System32 too...

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  38. Re:I use ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    You way seems rather complex already. Are you using a standard keyboard.
    I just use my left thumb on the ALT and my Left Pinky (or Ring Finger) to hit the tab. Your method you right hand is really leaving the home row on your keyboard.

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  39. Re:I use ... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    The function keys seem be used less and less now a-days. To a point where some keyboards (espectially laptop) don't even have the function keys as the default action, but use it for volume, microphone, screen brightness, wi-fi.... and you need a function key to switch to the function Fx keys. (yes this can be changed in bios)

    However having used old VT and IBM 3270 terminal programs, I actually like the ability for have over 20 function keys at hand, it was like having a ribbon on your computer. It was common to have a sliver of paper that you can put next to your function keys that will tell you what the application will do with those keys.

    All the hot keys today seem to be using the ctrl and Alt keys way too much now. If you are going to be so focused on touch typing commands. Then you really should focus more on the VI style interactions. then Ctrl and Alt, (and Move the CTRL key where the Caplock key is like a civilized folk)

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  40. Re:Telemetry by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Right. And since we can safely assume that it did, it means the premise they're using as the reason for the phone calls is a lie. I don't really have any good guesses as to what this is really about, but I can guarantee that it will be at best futile or at worst a very bad idea to make that phone call.

  41. Re:I use ... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    F1 was not the Help key in WordPerfect

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  42. Re:I use ... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    One of my terminal based apps uses F12 to exit the app.

    Just when you think the world plays by the same rules all the time...

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  43. A Better Approach? by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    On KDE and MacOS, alt+tab goes from application to application, while alt+~ goes between windows of the same application. This is super helpful when you have a bunch of terminals open and want to switch between them or multiple web browser windows and want to switch.
    I wish this feature were available on Windows.

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  44. Re:I use ... by yurikhan · · Score: 1

    Okay, you should probably not game in environments where you get in trouble if it takes a confirmation and 15s for a game to quit.

  45. Re:I use ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    That's what I use when I'm chasing rabbits in regedit.

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  46. WTF Microsoft? by yurikhan · · Score: 1

    If you're going to ask users about features, do it over Web and keep it public.

    Some people: are deaf or hard-of-hearing; are mute, stutter or are otherwise speech-impaired, or do not speak English; are shy or telephonophobic; sleep, work or are otherwise unavailable during your chosen hours; want to have a persistent record of their feedback and/or the following discussion.

    Taking feedback over the phone discriminates against all of the above.

    1. Re:WTF Microsoft? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      If you're going to ask users about features, do it on the phone and keep it private.

      Some people: are blind or poorly sighted, are dyslexic, poor spellers or otherwise typing-impaired, or do not read English, are computer-shy or technophobic, sleep, work or are otherwise unavailable during your chosen hours; do not want a persistent record of their feedback and/or the following discussion.

      Taking feedback over the web discriminates against all of the above.

      See how easy it is to simply dismiss anything out of hand?

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  47. Re:I use ... by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

    I find it handy. I even remap it on linux. Win-c opens the calculator, Win-t opens a text editor, etc.

    The more harm than good label belongs squarely on the asshole decision to make ctrl-q quit web browsers, and ctrl-w close a window. For years I fought to disable fucking ctrl-q in all my browsers, but lately it's gotten so hard to do that I've given up. Tab restore helps mitigate this evil, but it doesn't save half-written posts in other windows.

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  48. Re:I use ... by saider · · Score: 1

    Maybe on later Windows. My 8.1 machine allows me to go through the list by repeatedly hitting the tab key after the initial Alt+tab.

    This works fine in my opinion, which means that Microsoft is going to innovate this out of the next product.

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  49. Data point by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

    I'm on Win10 1809, not insider preview, and I got the notification.

    (I work for Microsoft, but this machine isn't on-prem domain joined or using an MSIT image. It is connected to AAD.)

  50. Re:I use ... by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

    Or you can click the window you want.

    The key is to do it quickly. Alt+Tab allows you to switch between 2 programs quickly (and instantly) with one hand.

  51. Re:I use ... by GonzoPhysicist · · Score: 1

    F3 is usually search/find now

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  52. Re: I use ... by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Shift+F2 my friend.

    I get F16 with shift+F4. 3270 land. Learn it, live it, love it.

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  53. Re:I use ... by CSMoran · · Score: 1

    Maybe CTRL-ALT-DEL was disabled, maybe it wasn't (or it's still wired to immediate hard reboot, but your game crashed hard enough that it doesn't work)

    Soft reboot. Hard (cold) reboot is/was the reset button.

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  54. Re:I use ... by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    It was actually a holdover from the mainframe/3270 days, when F3 (PF3 in IBM parlance) was universally used to exit a running program.

    IBM's CUA (Common User Access) at the time. Every mainframe program (WAAAY before PCs) had a different set of function key actions. CUA standardized that, and F3 was Exit.

    LIke the parent said, the DOS F3 was copied from that for compatibility. (Muscle Memory. My God, why don't UI designers realize that? QUIT changing things just to change things!!)


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  55. Will there be video? by Sarusa · · Score: 1

    Because if so, I hope those engineers are prepared for a lot of penises. Or maybe that's the plan.

  56. Phone call? by ayesnymous · · Score: 1

    What year is this?

  57. Re:I use ... by rastos1 · · Score: 1

    There are a few sacred key combinations...

    How about Ctrl+Shift+Esc - to invoke Task Manager? On some machines now works only with Right Ctrl + Right Shift + Esc.

  58. Re:Telemetry - codename LOOK SKY-PED by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    It's about tricking you into using Skype.

      They want to authenticate your identity on a windows 10 pc as if it were a cell phone - that way they can compete with the more widely used operating systems: android and apple

    The Alt Tab thing is complete misdirection.

    If that surprises you, then rest assured, it probably would surprise the folks who are working on this project.

    There's nothing like clueless employees and customers when you want to dominate the universe with authenticated skype zombies with a credit line.

    If you don't believe me just ask God or get a Ouija board.

  59. Re:Users dont need or want evil and spying baked i by Bob_Who · · Score: 1

    - Users want to be able to trust their O/S
    - Users don't want Microsoft to force spy on you
    - Users want their machines / hardware to be thiers, not Microsofts
    - Users don't want an evil Advertising ID in the O/S that they paid $200 for. That's just evil (Well, Spying is more evil)
    - Users don't want APPs installed automatically.
    - Users don't want the Evil Microsoft Store
    - Users don't want to have to ID themselves to Microsoft to install free software
    - Users don't want to have to ID themselves to install a fucking Office suite that's way over protected for what it is. Let us buy it and have an key
    - Users don't want the Evil that's baked in.
    - Users don't want a hateful partner in computing.

    You are exactly correct.

    M$ needs to authenticate the unique Win 10 user... preferably with a dual layer ID of IP address combined with reference to cellular or skype or whatever unique communications identifier may be utilized. This is an attempt to socially engineer insiders users join an ad-hoc captcha of human behavioral manipulation, We dance like a marionette, waltzing to the bullshit Bolero. This may assure their clients of the user data integrity. True Anonymity leads to redundancy in the data mine...The best way to optimize their earnings is to violate our privacy. We ain't worth squat unless we are a positively authenticated and itemized cataloged inventory UNIT. Why would corporate scum pay a premium for owning redundant user data probably previously mined. Data from Apple, Amazon, Google, and Verizon? Just buy and sell the unique M$ accounts not yet exsanguinated - and for a premium,

    This is so lucrative that they will even pay a human to pretend to be a "Dev" (aka D.ata E.xtraction V.ampire) to "talk" to "you" in "reality", In fact a Mumbai call center boiler room zombie pretends to be a caucasion M$ developer in WA, just to nail you down, you wannabe mysogenist honky piece of cybermeat..

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  60. Re:I use ... by msi · · Score: 1

    and remove the French language pack from your Linux install rm -fr