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Britain Could Run Short of Water by 2050, Official Says (nytimes.com)

To the casual observer, Britain -- an island nation that's no stranger to rain -- could not get much wetter. From a report: But, as it turns out, that's a fallacy. And if preventive steps are not taken, in less than three decades, Britain might run out of water, the chief executive of the Environment Agency, a public body responsible for conservation in England, said on Tuesday. "On the present projections, many parts of our country will face significant water deficits by 2050, particularly in the southeast, where much of the U.K. population lives," the agency chief, James Bevan, said at a conference on water use.

In about 20 to 25 years, demand could close in on supply in what Mr. Bevan called "the jaws of death -- the point at which, unless we take action to change things, we will not have enough water to supply our needs." The reasons, he said, were climate change and population growth. And he called for a change of attitude toward water conservation to help tackle the problem. "We need water wastage to be as socially unacceptable as blowing smoke in the face of a baby or throwing your plastic bags into the sea," Mr. Bevan said. Many in Britain, citing the often rainy weather and expressing frustration with the infamously high levels of leakage from underground pipes, tend to belittle warnings about water shortages.

219 comments

  1. so a couple decades to solve an engineering issue by iggymanz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A perfect application for solar energy for a place surrounded by ocean... not seeing any real issue here that isn't readily solvable with known tech. And it's not like they have to transition to getting all their water that way, just some percent on the order of a tenth or so

  2. First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1, Redundant

    And they're surrounded by water.

    Water shortage? Please!

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    1. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, there's plenty of water... As you point out- the island is surrounded by water... it's just an expensive supply of water to make drinkable. Britain won't run out of water... they just might run out of cheap drinking water.

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    2. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Oh, and, no place in Britain is more than 70 miles from the coast line- so if desalination was used as a last resort for fresh water at least it wouldn't have far to travel. Britain is also fairly small geographically, so water from the North where it is abundant could be piped to the South which gets less rain but has higher population density.

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    3. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Problem is about 20% of leaks aren't worth fixing. Water is too cheap.

      Say you have a small leak costing 5 or 10 quid a month. £120/year lost, or you can spend a thousands locating it, arranging to close the road, closing the road, digging up the road, fixing the pipe, filling in the hole and resurfacing the road.

      So it gets left alone until it gets big enough to be worth fixing.

      So we can either pay more for water and require some of that to be spend fixing such leaks, or we can nationalize the water companies and spend the shareholder dividends and board member remuneration packages on small leaks, or we can switch to low flow showers and leaving the yellow mellow.

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    4. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by XXongo · · Score: 2

      Oh, and, no place in Britain is more than 70 miles from the coast line- so if desalination was used as a last resort for fresh water at least it wouldn't have far to travel...

      From the summary: "Domestic and industrial consumption is a relatively small part of the picture, he explained, with the water needed for agriculture perhaps being of greater concern."

      It's reasonably plausible to desalinate a small amount of water for drinking, or even the slightly larger amount for washing, cooking, and bathing. But domestic water is trivial compared to the large amounts of water used in agriculture.

    5. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Really, the issue isn't water, it's money. Color me surprised...

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    6. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by totallyarb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it's just an expensive supply of water to make drinkable

      Not really. Tons of the stuff literally falls out of the sky in drinkable condition. That's actually sort of the problem. The UK gets so much rain that it's never really been worthwhile to invest in the infrastructure to capture and store more than a tiny fraction of it. All this article is really saying is that as the population grows, that tiny fraction will need to increase. Which is hardly a startling revelation.

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    7. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Identify all available water sources
      1a) Grade water sources by purity and applicability to use
      2) Identify all water users
      2a) Grade users by amount of money they are willing to pay
      3) For a price, guarantee pure water to all who are willing to pay, regardless of the use.
      4) When the plebes scream that they don't have enough pure drinking water, redefine what "pure" means, enforce draconian restrictions, and then jack up their prices, too.
      5) $$$$$$

    8. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by BringsApples · · Score: 2

      I just have a hard time picturing 66 million people scratching their heads about "how to get water", while it's pouring on their heads from above almost daily, and completely surrounding them.

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    9. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Exatly. Desalinization for the purposes of agriculture would be enormously expensive, not to mention you then have to figure out what to do with the salt that is produced by such a process.

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    10. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by sheramil · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... not to mention you then have to figure out what to do with the salt that is produced by such a process.

      Logically, they will put it on their chips.

    11. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      You could easily build passive solar desal and use the salt to sell as "Cornish Sea Salt" to the gourmet food market.

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    12. Re: First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally the salt from desalination is in the form of brine, which is pumped back to the ocean and diluted. As long as you release it over a wide enough area, it is not going to hurt anything.

    13. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by jbengt · · Score: 1

      £120/year lost, or you can spend a thousands locating it, arranging to close the road, closing the road, digging up the road, fixing the pipe, filling in the hole and resurfacing the road.

      Thing is, if you don't fix the small leak, it slowly undermines the road and you end up doing most of that anyway.
      And if water is leaking out of the pipe, who knows what is getting in; it's not a particularly sanitary situation.

    14. Re: First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can develop small robots that travel inside the pipes and patch leaks from the inside.

    15. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      70 miles is quite a distance to transport huge quantities of water.

    16. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Small leaks don't damage the road, in fact big ones often are not noticeable from the surface. Contamination isn't an issue because water pressure prevents anything getting in.

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    17. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      the Romans were doing it over a thousand years ago.

    18. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      You could easily build passive solar desal

      Harvest rainwater offshore? You wouldn't have to worry about salt deposits. You'll need some big ass pipes though for distribution.

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    19. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      "Fat bottomed pipes they make the aggie world go round"

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    20. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that depend on whether it was freshwater or saltwater quid? That would make a big difference.

    22. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of Carl's Jr., but okay...

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    23. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by greythax · · Score: 2

      Whoah! Hold up there Boudreaux, the British pallet can't handle those kind's of spices!

    24. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Yes, people did a lot of cool stuff in ancient times. That doesn't mean that it would be easy or cheap to replicate those things. Also keep in mind that the Roman aqueducts only provided water to about a million people.

    25. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by mschaffer · · Score: 1

      That's the problem. The Romans left the Britannia years ago.

    26. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did, by getting it to flow for extremely long distances downhill. Problem is the sea is downhill of everywhere in the UK

    27. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a private company and replacing the old leaky cast iron pipes with plastic ones will cost them billions. They can't afford to fix it all without going bankrupt, except by doing it over a very long period of time.

    28. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Oh, and, no place in Britain is more than 70 miles from the coast line-
      You seem to have problems reading a map?

      Britain is also fairly small geographically,
      You definitely have problems reading a map.

      South tip, e.g. Brighton, to north tip, e.g. Inverness, is 650 miles.

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    29. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck the south , if they want water they can pay for it and the pipes too , that's capitalism.

    30. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand the meaning of the words "coast line"?

    31. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. You can literally fit a ton of it on a standard 48" x 40" one.

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    32. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Brighton is hundreds of miles form the coast.

      It's quite close to another one, though.

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    33. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is about 20% of leaks aren't worth fixing. Water is too cheap.

      Say you have a small leak costing 5 or 10 quid a month. £120/year lost, or you can spend a thousands locating it, arranging to close the road, closing the road, digging up the road, fixing the pipe, filling in the hole and resurfacing the road.

      So it gets left alone until it gets big enough to be worth fixing.

      So we can either pay more for water and require some of that to be spend fixing such leaks, or we can nationalize the water companies and spend the shareholder dividends and board member remuneration packages on small leaks, or we can switch to low flow showers and leaving the yellow mellow.

      Now I'm no Hydrologist Rocket Scientist Genius, but the way I see it, if it leaks from an underground pipe, it returns to the aquifer from whence it came as ground water until it is pumped again. I.E. There is no loss in total water, only a loss in the amount transported to the final destination. It is a closed system. Now if it were dumped into a river or sprayed out to be evaporated that might be a loss for the system.

    34. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Mix a little bit of rust in (there'll be plenty in the abandoned factories soon enough) and sell it to hipsters at a tenner for a little jar.

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    35. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. The "jaws of death" quote is silly. If we were talking about the Mojave desert, people might actually suffer from a lack of water. But in reality, they'll end up constructing reservoirs and treatment plants, and even if they don't, people will just have to conserve by all the usual methods: take shorter showers, stop watering lawns and washing cars, limit the number of toilet flushes. Nobody is going to find it impossible to find water to drink.

    36. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by rogoshen1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      apparently one of the few groups of foreigners ever to do so.

    37. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Next someone will invent a cistern and a system for collecting rain water into it and really blow their minds....

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    38. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Switch the Brits with the Australians for a few years. The Australians will fix the Brits water system as they're used to conserving, and the Brits will learn how to use reasonably effective water storage. Then flip them all back!

    39. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      apparently one of the few groups of foreigners ever to do so.

      Still trying to get rid of those damn Normans!

    40. Re:First things first. Fix the damn leaks! by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you haven't eaten in the UK in recent years.

  3. Throwing Plastic Bags by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We need water wastage to be as socially unacceptable as blowing smoke in the face of a baby or throwing your plastic bags into the sea,"

    At least I'm socially acceptable.

    I only blow smoke in plastic bags and throw babies into the sea!

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    1. Re:Throwing Plastic Bags by lactose99 · · Score: 1

      'round these parts it is very socially acceptable to blow smoke in a baby's face...

      Right before we eat it, that is.

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    2. Re: Throwing Plastic Bags by TimMD909 · · Score: 1

      Are the bags biodegradable?

    3. Re:Throwing Plastic Bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are a responsible smoker at the beach while teaching children to swim? How could anybody complain about that?

    4. Re: Throwing Plastic Bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fish and whales eat 'em so it looks like they are to me!

    5. Re:Throwing Plastic Bags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you're getting third hand smoke.

  4. Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The polar ice caps could completely disappear by 2004, say extremely credible scientists.

    1. Re:Even Worse by XXongo · · Score: 5, Informative

      ...said no scientist.

      Asshole anonymous cowards keep posting these purported "predictions" which are in fact made up completely.

      First rule of /.: if an anonymous coward posts something, more than likely it's bullshit.

    2. Re: Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah? Well, I never fucked your mom.

    3. Re: Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New York City will be completely underwater by 2012, says ManBearPig.

    4. Re: Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well played, if I do say so myself.

    5. Re: Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? She couldn't break a twenty?

    6. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First rule of /.: if an anonymous coward posts something, more than likely it's bullshit.

      Trump is guilty.

      Russians hacked the election.

      Hillary does not belong in prison.

      Socialism works.

      XXongo isn't a bigot.

    7. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First rule of /.: if someone posts something, more than likely it's bullshit.
      Fixed that for you.

    8. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First rule of /.: if an anonymous coward posts something, more than likely it's bullshit.

      Alrighty, now you can just go ahead and post your real name, phone number, date of birth, address, and email address or else you're a hypocrite because an alias that cannot be resolved to a real person and that can also be shed at a moment's notice (i.e. simply making a new account) is doing the same thing as anonymity.

    9. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're such a nice guy for saying that.

    10. Re: Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was nickel night

    11. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?

      Yeah there's a ton af AC idiots but the AC is has always been a staple of slash. The auto points for idiots just because they want props for their comments is weak...

  5. What wait? by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when is it socially unacceptable to blow smoke in the face of a baby?

    Do you even know what that baby said?

    1. Re:What wait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The baby said: goo-goo, gaa-gaa and then bwwwwwwwwwwwww.

      Now, who can argue with that?

  6. Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We need water wastage to be as socially unacceptable as blowing smoke in the face of a baby or throwing your plastic bags into the sea," Mr. Bevan said.

    Sure, if nothing else can be done. But how about starting the renewal of water related infrastructure, improve water management in cities, rethink land development aiming to increase the amount of water in the water cycle and deploying new technologies in water intensive industries and waste water management?

    1. Re: Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could be actually sane:

      1. Stop pretending unlimited growth is sustainable and basing our economies around it.

      2. Stop importing the third world in an asinine struggle to keep unlimited growth going.

      3. If people really must be butt hurt, send in the troops to third world dirtfarms. Not for conquest, but security for charitable projects - the excuse of poor starving refugees from non-war zones is rather hollow when they have plenty of resources.

      4. If number three is an option, then number four is an absolute necessity: if Warlord Mmmbop fucks things up afterward, that's it. No going back in. No handwringing. They had their chance.

    2. Re:Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is for having more than 2 kids to be as socially unacceptable as thievery. Then most, if not all of these "environmental" problems will slowly fade away. As is, having more than 2 kids is actually celebrated by most people. "Wow, you have 5 kids! Good on you! Must be a lot of effort!" Not "Wow, you have 5 kids! Way to steal resources from everybody else, asshole!"

    3. Re:Why this attitude? by XXongo · · Score: 1

      What we need is for having more than 2 kids to be as socially unacceptable as thievery.

      This article is about Britain. In Britain, the total fertility rate was 1.76 children per woman (per 2017 data). Since replacement rate is 2.1, this means that the intrinsic population growth is negative.

      ...As is, having more than 2 kids is actually celebrated by most people. "Wow, you have 5 kids! Good on you! Must be a lot of effort!"

      I can't think of anybody in my social circle who would say that. Where do you live?

    4. Re: Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. When the entire world looks like Bangladesh, the population will go down.

    5. Re:Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lead the way by example, Sparky.

    6. Re:Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have more kids than are necessary to replace me when I'm dead. If 20 of my neighbors have 4-5 kids, how does my not having that many help, asshole? It's not like I can force them not to have kids. It's not like I can change their attitude towards kids. It's not like I'm part of their "social circle". It's not like I can make movies or TV shows to counter the glorification of massive numbers of kids (too many shows to mention; damn near every show that has kids as more than 2) and/or intentional violation of existing reproductive restrictions (Fortress, Terra Nova, various non-Chinese documentaries during China's one-child-per-family era).

      I believe that what you meant to say was "kill yourself rather than restricting child birth". Pretty much exactly the kind of attitude I'm talking about.

    7. Re:Why this attitude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need is for having more than 2 kids to be as socially unacceptable as thievery. Then most, if not all of these "environmental" problems will slowly fade away. As is, having more than 2 kids is actually celebrated by most people. "Wow, you have 5 kids! Good on you! Must be a lot of effort!" Not "Wow, you have 5 kids! Way to steal resources from everybody else, asshole!"

      I have four kids and my oldest is having my first grandchild next month. I'm not even Catholic. The way I see it, the millennial scourge and those that follow are about 33% faggot or tranny and not likely to procreate anyway. It's up to me and my kindred spirits to fight the good fight.

    8. Re:Why this attitude? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      In Britain, the total fertility rate was 1.76 children per woman

      Look deeper and that changes significantly according to demographic. But you're not allowed to explore and discuss that.

  7. So, you're saying Scotland is fine, then by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Seems to me both Scotland and Wales will be fine.

    Maybe once the rest of the UK becomes Lesser Britain, you can invest you post-Brexit riches in water desalination plants, like they do in Santa Barbara?

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    1. Re:So, you're saying Scotland is fine, then by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Lesser Britain already exists. It's the département of Brittany in France.

    2. Re:So, you're saying Scotland is fine, then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Scotland and Wales will be OK, because basically nobody lives there. They've never had to accommodate the huge numbers of people that come with being capital of a world empire, largely outsourcing their housing problems to England.

    3. Re:So, you're saying Scotland is fine, then by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Yes, Scotland and Wales will be OK, because basically nobody lives there. They've never had to accommodate the huge numbers of people that come with being capital of a world empire, largely outsourcing their housing problems to England.

      I see.

      You do know I was actually educated in a former colony, and am totally aware the reason why they're less populated is that England exported the population - whether rebels, religious dissidents, or those deemed criminals - to other places like the USA, Canada, NZ, and Australia.

      But keep promoting your myths.

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    4. Re:So, you're saying Scotland is fine, then by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. The number of convicts transported etc. was relatively small and there's been more than enough time for numbers to catch up.

      Wales has a small population because it's small and mostly vertical. Scotland has a small population because although it's large it's also mostly vertical and on top of that it's fucking freezing.

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    5. Re:So, you're saying Scotland is fine, then by Cederic · · Score: 1

      What utter bollocks nonsense. The Scottish and Welsh were transported in no greater degree than the English.

      Scotland has low population because the weather is shit and Wales has low population because the language is shit.

      Or maybe they both have a high proportion of steep hills that in historical times allowed greater defense against (e.g.) Viking, Roman and Norman invaders and so never got populated to the same degree in the first place.

      I don't actually know.

      You do know I was actually educated in a former colony

      I didn't know that either, and still don't. You aren't exactly providing any evidence.

  8. Wrong Article Heading by MaxiCat_42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The heading should be "South East Britain Will Run Short of Water Most Years".

    Endless building, removal of local drainage, and the fact that it doesn't rain all that much down there is starting to tell. Round here in the North West we have more water than we can use - now if there was an Environmental Agency with the vision to implement a national water grid things might be better. Unfortunately the Agency is toothless and more concerned with leaving waterways to get clogged up and causing widespread flooding.

    Phil.

    1. Re:Wrong Article Heading by Anonymice · · Score: 0

      ...it doesn't rain all that much down there is starting to tell. Round here in the North West...

      Relatively speaking perhaps. "The North" is wetter than Trump in a Russian hotel. But the south gets more than enough rainfall to cover its needs. They just need to start prioritising maintenance over shareholders.

      There are far drier populous regions who are able to manage their water supplies perfectly well.

  9. Pretty much everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most reservoirs in the west (US included) were built in the 30's-50's. Population growth has expanded greatly since then. Central texas growth has been huge the past decade and the fundamental problem is there is no "good" places to build more reservoirs. It just seems we are pushing the boundaries of earth in so many ways and no one wants to say we need to halt population growth. Nature does this in all sorts of ways, most are not pretty. So we could either do it in a civil way or we could have a big war and wipe half of us out. I'm thinking it will be war.

  10. Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > population growth

    The UK is not experiencing "population growth", the correct word is "immigration".

  11. oh, no we're running out of resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    better admit more refugees into the country

  12. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brexit will take care of this. With every British person soon living in a cave with no electricity or automation, essentially going back to the 1500s, water demand will essentially collapse.

    See, there is something good to be said about Brexit after all.

  13. That little blurb at the end of "The Big Short" by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    Michael Burry (one of the people that foresaw problems with subprime mortgages and made money from it) is investing in water futures....
    https://www.retire.ly/burry-go...

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  14. Hey Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youâ(TM)re a big fookin island. Figure it out.

  15. Perdsonal self-sufficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that we can no longer rely on public utilities for our needs. Every home will need its own solar panels (can't rely on the power grid), but the energy from these can also be used to extract water from the air, as is possible even in desert areas.

    1. Re:Perdsonal self-sufficiency by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      Just as long as your really stupid and don't understand thermodynamics.

    2. Re:Perdsonal self-sufficiency by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      What has thermodynamics to do with your parents post?

      Perhaps you want to fresh up your knowledge: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    3. Re: Perdsonal self-sufficiency by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      Water from air is redicolously inefficient and dumb.

    4. Re: Perdsonal self-sufficiency by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      And what has that to do with thermodynamics?

      BTW: you are wrong anyway ...

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    5. Re: Perdsonal self-sufficiency by TRRosen · · Score: 1

      It takes great amounts of energy to condense water and there is very little water even in humid air. And you still have to purify it. It will always by more costly and less efficient than the alternatives.

    6. Re:Perdsonal self-sufficiency by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'll get more fucking water sticking a bucket in the garden than relying on solar power here.

  16. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go solve it for them then, and get rich and a knighthood!

  17. Fiji has so much water... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fiji has so much water they put it in bottles and fly it around the world. Problem solved!

    Or maybe we can put SE Britain in touch with Nebraska and have them work out a deal.

  18. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Queen Could Be King If She Had Balls, Official Says

  19. Blame Brexit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Thanks Brexit!

    Stupid jingoist fucks.

  20. news of the issue was initially rather low key. by nimbius · · Score: 4, Funny

    scientists: by 2050 Britain may run out of water...

    british: *shrug*

    scientists: Tea...is made with water...

    british:: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN WE MUST ACT.

    scotland:: kicks in the door AEY IS NO EVEN A QUESHUN DIDNYE KNOW BEER COME FROM WA'UH LADS

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    1. Re:news of the issue was initially rather low key. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actual LOL, thank-you. :-)

    2. Re:news of the issue was initially rather low key. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUCK the QUEEN, that fucking bitch and her opulence, fuck all her tax theft she steals from the people, fuck her colonial attitudes, that fucking dusty old cunt. Fuck her and ALL the horses and MP's. FUCK THEM ALL, NO ONE NEEDS ANY OF THEM. DO YOUR LIVES YOUR GODDAMNED SELVES.

  21. This is missing "brexit" somewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nft

  22. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Britain has old pipes. Most water loss is through those pipes leaking. Replace the pipes and the outcome will be water security and a few years of massive road blockages as they dig up every road.

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  23. Also children won't know what snow is by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Also children won't know what snow is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up in an area with no snowfall. Didn't know what snow really was until I was an adult.

      So, grow up and realize not everyone lives in the fucking northern hemisphere with seasons.

      Jesus you slashdot people are provincial and stupid.

    2. Re:Also children won't know what snow is by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      In Australia perhaps but we'll need about 40C of global warming before that becomes an issue in Canada by which time kids in Australia probably won't know what water is either.

    3. Re:Also children won't know what snow is by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      The person quoted was not talking about you.

      Stupid ACs can't read.

  24. No worries by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

    Thankfully, Britain will be able to easily import more water from their continental friends. Oh, wait...

  25. Is This The Same Idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...who predicted the end of Snow in Britain?

    Holy fuck. Enough with these stupid, alarmist and unsupported "predictions"

  26. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation: we don't have the money or political will to build new infrastructure or water production capacity because we need that money for social programs. So, we will be rationing water when current capacity is demanded out.

  27. I know of one fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the things I noticed is flushing a toilet. Jesus! Every time someone flushes in GB they send 5-10 gallons of water down to the sewers. Every single Air BnB, restaurant and bar I visited from London to Edinburgh. Changing all of the toilets to USA standard 1.5 gal versions should give them a few years.

    1. Re: I know of one fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two buttons on most toilets. One is low flow flush

    2. Re: I know of one fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if it takes that much water just to move the sludge through the system?

    3. Re: I know of one fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe 20% had low flow and they where all in public places.

  28. Re:SCotland?! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Hey, at least they have water and whiskey or scotch.

    No wonder they're leaving you after Brexit.

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  29. Here's How the Game is Played by sycodon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Idiot activist says something idiotic...like polar ice caps could completely disappear by 2004.
          The AGW activist community repeats again and again.
          It makes its way into official reports
          News papers publish breathless articles.
          People chain themselves to shit in protest.

    Scientists say nothing

    When the idiot prediction fails, activists mutter, "..said no scientist."

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    1. Re:Here's How the Game is Played by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well show us an "idiot activist" saying "polar ice caps could completely disappear by 2004.". NEVER HAPPENED.
      Moreover, the BS you're misremembering because you're a fucking moron, is the one where there was a collapse of ice and some paper came out and said if the trend continued, it could be ice free at the north pole as early as 2017, rather than the 2050 prediction at the time. That was the earliest time in their prediction, the longer end of their prediction was 2030. The trend didn't continue, but the ice free north pole is predicted somewhere around 2035.
      Meanwhile how many deniers, the ACTUAL idiot activists, predictions came true? It was supposed to be back to the 1950-80 average by 2006. Never happened.

      But when your "predictions" fail, you just ignore them and pretend they never happened. Then pretend that is something we do, not you.

  30. Britain runs out of rain in 2008 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's not forget that the science was settled back in the 90s that Britain would have a permanent drought starting in 2008 due to the collapse of the North Atlantic Drift and the subsequent lack of warm water in the North Atlantic to provide the moisture needed to make rain.

    Arguments against this are not allowed, as the science is settled. Permanent drought in Britain starting in 2008

  31. Sadly we need to say "CLEAN water" by bussdriver · · Score: 4, Informative

    People don't seem to realize how little clean water there is.

    1. Re: Sadly we need to say "CLEAN water" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Citation please? Against per capita needs for water for drinking and cooking and dish washing and brief showers per day.

    2. Re: Sadly we need to say "CLEAN water" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got be fucking kidding? something this basic... you'd have to be too lazy to look it up yourself or too thick to grasp or accept anybody's effort to explain anything to you. This is just a troll by a slow person to get the labor done for them while being too stupid to realize that they usually just disagree with whatever the person hands them anyway (so why bother.) fake news (or lying press as Hitler often said.)

  32. Desalinization and rainwater reservoirs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 years to get that going.

    Certainly doable.

    Note: Competence required.

  33. Brexit + Low birth rate = problem solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's have fun with the population growth calculator for Britain.
    http://ilkkah.com/population-calculator/#

    Currently ,the population of GB is 60.4 millions, birth rate = 1.80. However, growing cost make urban people make less baby. Currently GB is depend on migration population to maintain the birth rates.

    Here is the population projection for GB towards year 2050 if no new migrant with various birth rate.
    1.80, 56.6 millions
    1.60, 53 millions
    1.40, 49.6 millions
    1.20, 46.3 millions

    1.8 and ZERO immigration, in year 2050, Britain population will be 57 millions, 3 millions less than today 60.4 millions.

    1. Re:Brexit + Low birth rate = problem solved by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Erm. UK population is 66 million.

      I'd fucking love to get it back down to under 60 million. It'd solve many issues, primarily infrastructure related due to overpopulation.

    2. Re:Brexit + Low birth rate = problem solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor planning and bad governance ia the problem. Claiming britain is overpopulated is funny.

  34. Wetxit by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the European Union will help out ... oh, wait

  35. Desalination for all? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Britain has plenty of rain, but you can't get that much of it through British plumbing. Worldwide, the range of coastal cities that will eventually need to start using desalination may be a lot larger than we once thought.

    1. Re:Desalination for all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just stop wasting water. When you've never needed to think about conserving water, there's a _huge_ amount you can do to save significant amounts without actually impacting quality of life.

  36. I thought british politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were all about slapping dicks across the faces of orphans, an activity they call unacceptable in public but enjoy performing in private, but who will believe the orphan over the powerful and prestigious member of parliament?

    There is your internet deep dive. Complete with an MI5 coverup conspiracy. And it overlaps with the timeline for dragging Pitcairn through the mud for its own abuse scandal to overshadow the much larger sickness inside britains own highest echelons.

  37. Serves them right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With their tea time and their Ricky Gervais

  38. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    "not seeing any real issue here that isn't readily solvable with known tech"

    Sure, they could desalinate ocean water with known tech. That has been possible for over a century. The bigger issue is can they do it and not have water cost much much more than it does today.

  39. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The previous poster said "they", not "we", suggesting that he or she is not British... I'm pretty sure that you need to be a citizen of the UK to receive knighthood.

  40. Flooded but Dry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's due to global warming, don't worry about running out of water because you'll be underwater by then, remember? So which is it?

  41. And this is why we vote for Lord Voldemort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He'll solve the problem by investing in a lifeblood breeding program.

  42. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    need to be a subject of the crown

    ftfy

  43. The southeast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Running out of water is one of the lower priorities for the South East with regard climate change. Let's see how they handle the Thames in that time before we panic. I live on top of a hill due to keeping flooding in mind as it is, I'm just lucky to have a natural spring supply my property with no neighbours

  44. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Fair correction. Thanks.

  45. MightyMartian knows jack about desalination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post belies your complete lack of knowledge about desalination, yet that did not stop you from pontificating about the economics. I guess we just discovered what account Elon Musk uses on Slashdot.

    1. Re: MightyMartian knows jack about desalination by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      Elon's got more brains in his foreskin than you'll ever have.

    2. Re: MightyMartian knows jack about desalination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has yet to be proved, but I would not be surprised if he only thinks with his little, shriveled foreskin.
      Since you brought it up, most people would only talk about brains in someone's little finger. I can only assume you fantasize about Elon's little winkle all of the time. Such a pervert.

  46. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by ljw1004 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Britain is surrounded by water, true, but it doesn't get sunshine...

  47. Solving the wrong problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is plenty of water, it is the number of people who are getting out of hand. Water should be cheap, and using it frivolously should be welcome. Increasing the population until our water supply is stressed is extremely foolish.

    1. Re:Solving the wrong problem by pgmrdlm · · Score: 0

      You do know idiot. If births do not keep to a certain rate, that the aging existing population will not be able to survive. How about this, let's start this ball a rolling since your answer is population control. Let's start by controlling you and your family. First off, one of you have to go now. Pick a quick and painless way. Also, mandated sterilization for what is left of your family. Put up or shut up.

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    2. Re:Solving the wrong problem by Trimaz · · Score: 1

      Rabbi, what are you doing here?

    3. Re:Solving the wrong problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know idiot. If births do not keep to a certain rate, that the aging existing population will not be able to survive. How about this, let's start this ball a rolling since your answer is population control. Let's start by controlling you and your family. First off, one of you have to go now. Pick a quick and painless way. Also, mandated sterilization for what is left of your family. Put up or shut up.

      Yeah. It's AMAZING how one-child-per-couple population control sent China into a total population tailspin and now it's just an empty expanse of only a billion people. Fool.

    4. Re:Solving the wrong problem by Cederic · · Score: 1

      There's a far simpler approach to population control that disadvantages nobody: Reduce net immigration.

      It says nothing nice about you that your immediate thought was instead killing and sterilising people.

    5. Re:Solving the wrong problem by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

      Actually, I am completely against population control. Who the fuck are you to tell me I can't have children. But hey, you can wrap that tin foil hat even tighter.

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    6. Re:Solving the wrong problem by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'm not telling you that you can't have children. I just don't want to pay for your child support payments, your children's education, your childcare tax credits or your family's NHS costs.

      I also don't want the population to reach levels that cause detriment to everybody. That's the difference between us, you're a "me me me" selfish cunt and I'm looking out for the country at large.

  48. Take fewer baths?! by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down?!

    I have all kinds of water saving ideas. There's more if you need them, just ask.

    1. Re:Take fewer baths?! by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

      Take fewer baths? The Brits do not have a reputation for being the best at personal hygiene - don't give them any ideas.

  49. Build some dams by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 1

    That's what countries without such a generous rain supply have done.

  50. No they won't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sea water desalinization technology in 30 years will probably be good enough to not worry about it. Graphene filters will probably be the norm.

  51. This is what happens... by YuppieScum · · Score: 1

    ...when the water utility companies are private, profit-making entities, enabled by ideologically- and financially-motivated politicians.

    Investment in infrastructure - fixing leaks and properly managing reservoirs - does not enhance shareholder value or executive bonuses, and so doesn't happen.

    It's not even possible to shame these companies into acting in the national interest, as their ultimate ownership is off-shore, so they don't care.

    Even the governmental regulator operates in favour of the companies instead of the customers.

    The situation is similar to the other utilities in the UK - gas, electricity and rail.

    Unfortunately, without meaningful political change, there's no solution.

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  52. Just looked at a map by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    The UK is surrounded by water, it would seem that reverse osmosis may be a possible solution but wasn't the UK just a few years ago suffering from massive flooding? Oh wait it just happened in parts of the UK

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  53. Not a bug, a feature by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    at least here in America. We've got a ton of wealthy plutocrats chompin' at the bit to sell us back the water they bought all the rights to.

    Meanwhile California's got 6 desalinization plants doing fuck all and nobody's building more, even thought the entire west coast is about to run out of water. It's gonna be fun in a few years when you can buy a mansion in San Francisco for $100k because you spend $1 million/year bringing water in.

    Sure, they'll fix it, 20 years after. You can't just spin up desalinization plants on the fly. It's not a web app. But like I said, somebody's gonna make a killing during those 20 years.

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    1. Re:Not a bug, a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://ksby.com/news/2019/03/17/california-drought-officially-over-after-more-than-seven-years

  54. When they say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they say "run out of water", what they actually mean is that there will not be enough water for all the people there - while still having exactly the same amount of water it always has. That's what happens when you take a country with a naturally declining population, force immigration and force population growth by specifically importing low socioeconomic level people for their superior "fertility rates". Then you grow the population again and quickly bump into the limits in the ecology that were forcing the population decline in the first place. Well done.

  55. Really? by argStyopa · · Score: 2

    "...The reasons, he said, were climate change and population growth...."
    Really? Climate change means there's less water now?

    Because JUST LAST YEAR I saw everyone complaining that Climate Change had caused TOO MUCH water and heavy rainfall/flooding generally, consistently, and broadly across the UK.

    "...new Met Office report, based on figures stretching back 100 years to 1910- shows that rainfall has actually gone up by 8 percent. ...The annual State of the UK Climate Report also revealed UK summers have been notably wetter over the last decade from 2008 to 2017, with 20 per cent more rainfall compared to 1961-1990...."

    https://www.express.co.uk/news...

    Oh, also, since they're focusing on the South and East of England, also last year:
    https://www.telegraph.co.uk/ne... ...also predicted heavier and more frequent rain across southern England.

    So which is it? Climate change means the UK is running out of water, OR climate change means the UK is flooding with water. You really can't assert both.

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    1. Re:Really? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Climate change means the UK is running out of water, OR climate change means the UK is flooding with water. You really can't assert both.
      Obviously you can have both.
      Flood: a lot of water in a very short time - look in a dictionary, perhaps you find a better definition.
      Lack of water/drought: you have no water when you need it.

      Wow, that was simple again, idiot.

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    2. Re:Really? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Except, notice that it's an 8% increase over what, decades?
      That's not "gully gusher floods"....that's about as perfect a sustained, gentle increase to increase aquifers as one could ask for.

      I think you're trying to be smart? Or funny?
      Neither's working.

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  56. Crops engineered to need 25 percent less water by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

    https://newatlas.com/crops-engineered-need-less-water/53712/

    Scientists have revealed that a simple genetic tweak to overexpress a single protein in crops could result in the plants needing up to 25 percent less water to produce a regular yield. It's hoped the breakthrough research will lead to a new generation of water-efficient agriculture that helps communities grow more food in areas struggling with drought and climate change.

    Ok, it's not like this problem has not been researched before. Would help with California's drought problems also.

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    1. Re:Crops engineered to need 25 percent less water by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Would help with California's drought problems also.

      Would help with population problems, too. When the only crops available are GMO, then all the GMO-haters will starve. Thus the population gets smaller, and is made up of a higher percentage of people who think science means something.

      But first, we should see of Professor Malthus, I mean Bevan, is right.

  57. Or Britain MAY NOT run out of water by 2050 by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 0

    may
    might
    could
    can
    possibly
    perhaps
    conceivably

    Really, when every single climate change study or the-sky-is-falling prediction contains nothing but ambiguous indefinite verbs, how can anyone take these future predictions seriously?

  58. Already solved by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    A perfect application for solar energy for a place surrounded by ocean...

    Making more potable water is one approach. The other approach is to reduce the population by getting everyone to emigrate. Given the way Brexit is going, it's clear the latter method was chosen.

    1. Re:Already solved by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Imagine how bad it would get if they started taking a shower more than once a week!

      (inb4 the Australians)

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  59. Maybe stop importing people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no real reason for them to move there and the island can obviously not support them.

  60. No, the fault lies with regulators by virtig01 · · Score: 1

    This doesn't have to do with private ownership. And "shame" isn't required.

    These are regulated utilities. The government enforces compliance and price setting. Pricing is where the problem is. If prices weren't set artificially low, the increased price would spur conservation and allow for increased capital expenditure on the infrastructure.

    This isn't a UK-only problem, it happens all over. The price is determined by water delivery only, without account for loss due to leaks or exhaustion of the source. Regulators should allow for stepped pricing, based on usage and number of people in the household.

    1. Re:No, the fault lies with regulators by Bandraginus · · Score: 1

      So you're proposing they remove regulation, and allow the private monopoly supplying an essential service to pass on the costs of their shittily run business practices onto consumers? This removes any incentive whatsoever for the private company to do *anything* do fix the situation. Good plan.

  61. Britain England by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2.6 km that's the volume of fresh water in Loch Lomond
    in SCOTLAND.
    The report points to a localised difficulty in ENGLAND
    not BRITAIN.

    facts trump ignorance.

  62. Re:Britain is not equal toEngland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and that's cubic kilometers

  63. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by colinwb · · Score: 1

    "I'm pretty sure that you need to be a citizen of the UK to receive knighthood."

    No. Wikipedia: if you are a citizen of a nation which as head of state has the Queen of the United Kingdom then if you have a knighthood you can use the title of "Sir" (men) or "Dame" (women): hence Sir Sean Connery and Sir Andrew Wiles. If you are not a citizen of such a nation then you can still be given a knighthood, but it is honorary and you cannot use the title of "Sir" or "Dame", but you can use post-nominal letters: for example the musician Daniel Barenboim KBE is a Honorary Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire.

  64. Correction by TRRosen · · Score: 2

    No one on earth is running out of water. They are running out of cheap water.
    That's a self solving problem. Water costs go up, waste goes down.

  65. Figure it out . . . by The+Snazster · · Score: 1

    . . . before someone figures out that Loch Ness contains more water than than all the lakes in England and Wales combined and tries to pipe it away. Of course, it's rather murky stuff from all the peat, hopefully it would never be worth it.

    1. Re:Figure it out . . . by Tantum+Eruditi · · Score: 1

      Loch Lomond on the other hand is potable water 2.6 cubic Km of water.

  66. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by colinwb · · Score: 2

    "Britain is surrounded by water, true, but it doesn't get sunshine"
    - From A Song of the Weather by the British comedy songwriters and performers Flanders & Swann - the weather of the title is British weather:

    In July the sun is hot?
    Is it shining? No it's not.

  67. Relatively easy to fix.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Build a few LFTR nuclear plants to produce enough excess energy to then power a few desalination plants.

    Problem solved. It's not like Britian isn't surrounded by ocean.

  68. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by mark-t · · Score: 1

    If you are not a citizen of such a nation then you can still be given a knighthood, but it is honorary

    Emphasis mine.

    People who never went to university can get honorary doctorates too... but it's not the same thing as a real one, and isn't treated the same either.

  69. lol fake news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    de-salt the ocean water, problem solved. It's not cheap but they will NOT run out of water

  70. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by sfcat · · Score: 1

    A perfect application for solar energy for a place surrounded by ocean... not seeing any real issue here that isn't readily solvable with known tech. And it's not like they have to transition to getting all their water that way, just some percent on the order of a tenth or so

    Water desalinization is an energy intensive process. You either have to be in a desert or somewhere power is almost free to make it economical. And if its not economical, with water (not necessarily for other things but for water) that means more environmental damage. Water is heavy and thus expensive to transport unless you have a nice downhill run and a pipeline/aquifer system. Also you need A LOT of water so to do anything of consequence you need huge scale. Of course with nuclear this is possible, but probably not with solar as its not nearly energy dense enough.

    On another note, when CA had a water crisis I looked into water usage. In CA water usage was about 90% for industry and 10% residential. Not sure what it is in the UK, but the point being all the conservation by normal folks didn't do a bit of good. It was all about big businesses fighting for control of water sources as they were doing things to convert water into money (mostly growing expensive nuts like Almonds and fracking natural gas). So I would take these warnings with a grain of salt. If you want to manage society-wide water usage, you need to limit industrial usage. And because that's almost all usage, that should fix the problems with long term management. And that has to be more politically palatable than wondering around and reporting your neighbors for watering their lawns.

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  71. Re:The British government is VERY poorly managed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You're quite right. The EU was indeed presented in a dishonest manner - since the 1950s - to get people to not realize they were headed into a corporatist superstate until it was too late. Except it wasn't, resulting in the disruptive process that you see unfolding.

  72. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering i by Malc · · Score: 1

    Although in fairness, this can run in to problems and be seen as interfering with other countries: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...étien

  73. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    In CA water usage was about 90% for industry and 10% residential.

    California is largely agricultural, mostly using irrigation. How much of that 90% went to watering crops?

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  74. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering by Malc · · Score: 1

    OMIGOD, /. is so useless. Letâ(TM)s see if I can post a manually urlencoded version of that link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...

  75. Perhaps Type44Q is Elon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, who else would mention Elon's gwennie other than Elon, himself? You had better be careful about making any forward-looking statements regarding Tesla. I wouldn't want you to be on the SEC's bad side.

    1. Re:Perhaps Type44Q is Elon? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      After all, who else would mention Elon's gwennie other than Elon, himself?

      Rei.

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    2. Re:Perhaps Type44Q is Elon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She wouldn't want any part of that bloated carcass or bloated ego. Honestly, she has better taste, unlike some other skanks seen with Elon.

  76. water water everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO Its not running out of water. Its an island and water is everywhere. SO how many desalinzation plants does the country have?
    Its not a water shortage, its a water utilization issue.

  77. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    No, you can be knighted as a foreigner. However you can not use the title "Sir", e.g. Bill Gates is a "Knight of the British Empire".

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  78. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Such "knighting" of people who are not subjects of the Crown is strictly an honorary recognition.

    You can get an honorary doctorate from a university in some circustances too... but it does not have all of the same implications as the real deal nor is it treated the same.

  79. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    it is energy intensive but solar power level even in UK can do it. There is no problem just engineering issue

  80. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    private companies milk their monopolies today demand the tax payer socialise the cost to allow them to implement new technologies tomorrow ( and they get guaranteed profit of course)

    parasites

  81. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What "treatment" do you think a knighthood normally gets?

    Hint: being called "Sir" is by far the biggest perk involved, no matter where you live.

  82. Vast majority of waste is broken pipes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it really isn't feasible to make savings if the water companies don't give a shit. So what you need to do to start is pay the companies for the water they deliver and the cost of lost water is on them. That is when they tot up the cost of water per ton then they put that value on the delivered amount by meter. If they lose water, they don't get to charge for it.

  83. Nope, it is about private ownership. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it was supposed to be BETTER under private ownership, yet it is fucking up. The prices aren't set low, they are set high to cover the cost of broken pipes being unfixed. They have to be higher than it actually costs otherwise you're claiming that the price of privatisation was higher, not lower, than it was when government run. And claiming that the private owners are ignorant idiots unable to do maths.

  84. So well hidden it never happened.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thatcher wanted to put the UK in a corporatist state, reaganomics. The EU never was. Just a superpower. Which is what has you shitting yourself: the USA isn't a lone superpower!!!

  85. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It gets waves, and tides, and wind. I don't see why solar should be seen as the only renewable in town.

  86. Are you the same idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who got it utterly wrong about what he said? Sounds like it. Or you just WANTED what some other fucking moron said when THEY got it wrong. He didn't predict the end of snow. Your challenge is to find his statement. ALL OF IT. And present it here.

  87. Yup. He was right. You are an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Children don't know what snow is, it happens so infrequently. Moreover, as he predicted, we now have chaos when it DOES snow because it so infrequently happens. What is the problem here? Do you hate someone being right?
    Oh, and why did you need an Australian dishrag for the UK prediction from a UK scientist? It wasn't misrepresented and faked in the UK press.

    1. Re:Yup. He was right. You are an idiot. by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      Oh, you want UK news? LOL

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne...

  88. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by sfcat · · Score: 1

    In CA water usage was about 90% for industry and 10% residential. California is largely agricultural, mostly using irrigation. How much of that 90% went to watering crops?

    It changes from year to year often based upon the amount of rain. For a drought year, the numbers I posted are accurate and Ag would be probably 2/3ish of the total water usage. For a wet year, Ag usage drops some but not as much as you would think. I think my point was more about industrial usage often being so high in comparison with residential usage. I wouldn't be surprised if the UK is surprisingly similar but just with industrial usages taking the place of Ag. But then again, you can google that for yourself if you are so inclined. I'm not your data elf. Perhaps the UK is very different as it does have 5x the population on not much more land than CA. Its pretty scary when your residential usage is taking a large amount of water even in wet years.

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  89. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 2

    By 2050, the cost of desalinated water could be quite reasonable. However, we need to start soon, and incentivize appropriate technologies. Reverse Osmosis plants will always be high maintenance, and use electricity which is expensive and wasteful. Multi-Effect Distillation uses half the electricity of RO, plus some thermal energy, which can be supplied by heat rejected from power plants, that would otherwise go to waste.

    The key is to combine the processes, which will decrease the cost of both electricity and co-products like desalinated water. Since thermal plants are typically 30-60% efficient in generating electricity, there are large opportunities for making use of that heat for industrial processes. High temperature nuclear reactors are especially attractive, and offer more options for co-generation, including synthetic fuels and ammonia. This also allows reactors to run continuously at 100% power, while adapting to demand by varying generation of co-products.

    The economics favor coupling co-generation to reliable sources of energy. Using excess renewable capacity is substantially more challenging, and of questionable benefit. For such plants to be cost effective, they can't be sitting idle most of the time, waiting for sporadic bursts of energy.

  90. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Every knight is just a "honorary recognition" ... there is no difference between an UK citizen becoming a knight or a non citizen.

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  91. How to handle lack of water by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Then why are the growing areas in Canada and the US these "places that are mostly vertical". Like the West?

    Methinks you need to reread your history books, friendo.

    Regardless, we were talking about a lack of water in the areas other than those with sizable hills. The basic solutions come down to: desalination, water conservation (e.g. not watering during hours when the evaporation is higher, using drip irrigation, and not growing water intensive crops you can't sustain), and less animal husbandry (mostly cattle of any type, sheep and goats use a lot less water).

    You'd know that if you took some basic sustainability courses.

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  92. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I know this site can be slow sometimes, but it's the first time I've seen a post from 1948.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  93. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    Plenty of cities in England get over 1600 hours of sunlight a year... that's enough

  94. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's "bunch of CUKCs" now. Same thing.

  95. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hint: using "Sir" is exactly the perk NOT conferred to honorary knighthood

  96. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

    Plenty of cities in England get over 1600 hours of sunlight a year... that's enough

    I lived in England for 20 years. You can't kid me. It's true that sometimes the clouds opened up and we got a few rays of sunshine, but that was mostly only at night.

  97. See!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DAMN BREXT!!!

  98. Don't exit EU! You will run out of air! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't exit EU!
    How dare you?
    You will soon run out of water!
    Do you understand?!
    You will also run out of air!
    You must stay in EU!
    Or your island will sink into the ocean!"

    Typical commies. Hang them all.

  99. Dily Hate Mail. Not valid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And still doesn't explain why you had to go to a Aussie rag for UK info...
    Nothing in that link about there being no more snow, either, so you're a lying little faggot again, aren't you? SO FAR the only one who has posted about there being no snow is YOU, you retarded fuckwit.

    What that linkDOES say is proof he was right: there was snow chaos. He predicted that. Yet you refuse and instead play idiot for the nutjob anti-enviro crowd to virtue signal to them that you are a stalwart enemy of those hated enviros...

  100. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Cederic · · Score: 1

    Erm. Sean Connery is (or at least was) a citizen of the UK.

    You do realise Scotland is part of the UK?

  101. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    and a few years of massive road blockages

    So no change really then.

  102. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by iggymanz · · Score: 1

    there are tables of sunshine for major cities, it's been collected and archived for over a century. In the old days was via lens charing arc with sunlight on paper each day.

    So believe it or not, for this particular problem of only making up a water deficit there is enough sunlight to do the job via solar power, even in jolly old English cities. Some of your cities even have over 1800 hours a year of sunshine...

  103. Re: so a couple decades to solve an engineering is by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    He fucked of to Shpain ages ago becaush the taxesh were lower.

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  104. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by wyHunter · · Score: 1

    But it will stimulate the economy :)

  105. Re:so a couple decades to solve an engineering iss by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

    But it will stimulate the economy :)

    In an inappropriate brexity sort of way.

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  106. Re:The British government is VERY poorly managed. by shanen · · Score: 1

    Slashdot moderation may have become the worst aspect of Slashdot. The trolls are much more motivated to abuse the system than normal people are to defend it. In addition, the broken economic models of Slashdot render it impossible to support the kind of improvements that would be required to address the problem, essentially by reducing the value of troll identities below others.

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