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Google Makes Emails More Dynamic With AMP For Email (techcrunch.com)

Google today officially launched AMP for Email, its effort to turn emails from static documents into dynamic, web page-like experiences. From a report: AMP for Email is coming to Gmail, but other major email providers like Yahoo Mail, Outlook and Mail.ru will also support AMP emails. It's been more than a year since Google first announced this initiative. Even by Google standards, that's a long incubation phase, though there's also plenty of backend work necessary to make this feature work.

The promise of AMP for Email is that it'll turn basic messages into a surface for actually getting things done. "Over the past decade, our web experiences have changed enormously -- evolving from static flat content to interactive apps -- yet email has largely stayed the same with static messages that eventually go out of date or are merely a springboard to accomplishing a more complex task," Gmail product manager Aakash Sahney writes. "If you want to take action, you usually have to click on a link, open a new tab, and visit another website." With AMP for Email, those messages become interactive. That means you'll be able to RSVP to an event right from the message, fill out a questionnaire, browse through a store's inventory or respond to a comment -- all without leaving your web-based email client.

114 comments

  1. Web-based email client says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I remember the old fantasy that the Web would be the next operating system. Nobody really thought all that much about who would end up in control of that operating system.

    1. Re:Web-based email client says it all by Frobnicator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I remember the old fantasy that the Web would be the next operating system. Nobody really thought all that much about who would end up in control of that operating system.

      "Nobody really thought about it" really means you didn't think about it.

      Lots of people thought about it. During the Browser Wars of Netscape v Microsoft starting in late 1995, control over who owns the future was discussed all the time. Companies spent untold billion dollars fighting for that control. Microsoft spent several billion dollars trying to embed their browser into the operating systems. The Netscape/AOL deal was $4.2 billion with companies desperate to be in control. Various players have entered and exited the field, but the war is still going strong.

      Across all the companies, there have been several trillion dollars spent over the decades fighting for that control, and many companies were (and are) fighting to the death.

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    2. Re:Web-based email client says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure there were. They were labeled pessimistic haters. Too bad the only-positive crowd hasn't learned that reality is not defined by 'attitude.'

  2. boy do i not want that by cathector · · Score: 5, Insightful

    so many ways this is not a good idea.

    1. Re:boy do i not want that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Google has never been about what people want. Google is about controlling people.

      Which day is assault-a-google-developer-day again?

    2. Re:boy do i not want that by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Yeah....it actually is NICE, IMHO to have one thing left that is simple text and really doesn't even truly need anything more, that being email.

      I pretty much still have all my email client set to be plain text at least for my outgoing emails.

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    3. Re:boy do i not want that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry: Anyone remembers Googe Wave? AMP sounds like a feature they should integrate in Wave :)

    4. Re:boy do i not want that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Informative

      I second this. #DoNotWant

      ... yet email has largely stayed the same with static messages that eventually go out of date or are merely a springboard to accomplishing a more complex task.

      Ya. Emails are messages. I get them, process them, and delete them.

      This means you'll be able to RSVP to an event right from the message, fill out a questionnaire, browse through a store's inventory or respond to a comment -- all without leaving your web-based email client.

      My goal is to spend less time in my email client, not more. I see how this might be good for Google, with people using their web interface, but it's a solution in search of a problem (or opportunity -- for Google).

      Thankfully, I POP all my mail using Thunderbird and display all my mail as plain text (which is safer). Unfortunately, there are still some email messages that can only be displayed as HTML -- grrr.... Hopefully, I can avoid this AMP crap for a while.

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    5. Re:boy do i not want that by Krishnoid · · Score: 0

      My goal is to spend less time in my email client, not more.

      Seems like their goal with this is to have you spend less time (per-message) clicking around the browser altogether?

    6. Re:boy do i not want that by DarkRookie2 · · Score: 1

      We should pick Sept 4th.

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    7. Re:boy do i not want that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My goal is to spend less time in my email client, not more.

      Seems like their goal with this is to have you spend less time (per-message) clicking around the browser altogether?

      Their goal is to allow them to track you more. As AMP pages are served from Google AMP servers, this seems like it will help them a lot, regardless of the browser you use...

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    8. Re:boy do i not want that by cathector · · Score: 5, Insightful

      in addition to seeming like a bad UX on the surface, we'll get:

      * remote execution exploits, due to increased content complexity in the inbox.
      * data leak exploits.
      * buggy emails!
      * heaven for phishers.

    9. Re:boy do i not want that by msauve · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not surprising from Google, who insists on encoding even plain text messages as (would have been) shown above, base64. Hell, even /. won't let me post what Google would send -

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: That's an awful long string of letters there.

      And, /. is right. Google is full of clueless Internet noob lameness.

      Even plain old HTML is wrong in email.

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    10. Re:boy do i not want that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Hell I don't even have images load by default. "Dynamic" is not something I want in my email!

    11. Re:boy do i not want that by markdavis · · Score: 2

      >"so many ways this is not a good idea."

      +10000

      I couldn't agree with you more. I detest HTML Email. So I will detest this even more. ESPECIALLY since it will be even MORE annoying and proprietary (not working with all Email systems) and introduce even more compatibility, security, privacy, and performance issues.

      I hope it fails.

    12. Re: boy do i not want that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about anyone who lives in the US, since they are supporting the capitalist machine that generates these web monsters? Heck, let's throw China and all of Europe in that bag we drag by a rope down the street as well. Might as well include Russia and India too. Lots of tech workers are Russian and Indian.

    13. Re:boy do i not want that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yer gonna git it wether you like it or not

  3. Email and "experiences" by ctilsie242 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am tired of "experiences". What is wrong with a simple, fast, low-latency interface for mail? Good examples of this are Thunderbird, Roundcube, or even Mutt. Mail doesn't need to be "edgy". It needs to be quick, and support the usual features, so I can read whatever is there, reply, have rules to send the latest message from $VENDOR to a specific E-mail box, and support PGP and S/MIME.

    Didn't we learn from the early 2000s with all the E-mail worms about "experiences" and "live content" in E-mails? Looks like Google forgot.

    1. Re:Email and "experiences" by thereddaikon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amen. This just sounds like another attack vector and another reason for Chrome to gobble up even more memory.

    2. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that there's a lot less money in that than something that's insecure and likely to break.

      We've already been through this with MS Office documents and PDFs getting additional functionality that just turned out to be a way of spreading malware. Documents, should have no scripting involved. They should display as consistently as possible and be basically static.

      It's amazing how arrogant and ignorant these people are in thinking that this isn't going to end badly. We've seen it work out badly from a historical point of view, and now we're getting to see it again.

      Not to mention the fact that this runs the risk of being like web standards back in the '90s where they were purposefully incompatible to force people to use a specific browser that had whatever arbitrary, pointless, bullshit feature the web dev had to use.

    3. Re:Email and "experiences" by omnichad · · Score: 2

      Goes back earlier. Reminds me of "Active Desktop" in Windows 98 SE. It was so successful that the idea came back as live tiles in Windows 8/10.

    4. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, thunderbird and roundcube don't even qualify. html simply doesn't belong in email. If you absolutely need a graphical client, try something like sylpheed. "Dynamic content" doesn't make up for illiteracy. And most people spewing emails these days are functionally illiterate, measuring their top-posted crud against my standards.

      Then again, obviously google isn't trying to fix functional illiteracy. It's just fishing for eyeballs, whether they can read or not. For them, more dancing hamsters to attract the gullible wherever they can is a good thing. Remember, to them you're the product.

    5. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You don't want to know this, but TrueType fonts use a Turing-complete VM to execute their hinting code.

      So much for documents being static.

    6. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Email should be 7-bit ASCII for security and stability. If you want to attach a pdf or word document in order to compromise your security and leak your personal info, then the capability is there for exactly that purpose.

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    7. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you've missed the idea. 7 bit ASCII is still rendered in fonts, which means you can alter their flow of execution by judicious choice of characters to display, causing the font VM to take different branches, load and access the cache differently, and so on. The hardest part is exfiltrating the results of the computation, because there's no good mechanism to do output, only good ones to do input and alter machine state.

    8. Re:Email and "experiences" by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

      Email should be 7-bit ASCII for security and stability.

      I am happy with Unicode UTF-8 encoded, there have been a few issues but not many. US-ASCII is not good enough if you want to write in German, Greek, etc, let alone Chinese or Arabic. But I could do without HTML, in-line images, colours, different fonts, etc.

      The trouble is that many just don't get it. There is someone who I have to email who's minimum size email is about 130KB as the idiots have decided that every email has got to have huge images attached. These are the sort who are going to think that AMP emails are a must have - and then blame us techies when things go wrong.

    9. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't want to know this, but TrueType fonts use a Turing-complete VM to execute their hinting code.

      So much for documents being static.

      If they don't allow access to an RNG and clock, they're still static and will return the same outputs for the same inputs.

    10. Re:Email and "experiences" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, everybody should only write in English, you say? A big "Thank you" from everbody else in the world.

  4. Lolz AMP by DarkRookie2 · · Score: 1

    This wouldn't be need if people didn't cram every fucking thing in there main pages.
    This is a Google branded solution to a problem they helped cause. They rather have another revenue stream than fix the issue.

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  5. I want my email STATIC, thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, once a message arrives in my INBOX, I do NOT want it to change. I want it STATIC!

    Why do some people want to fix things that aren't broken?

    If you want a messaging platform with non-static messages, DO NOT CALL IT E-MAIL!

    1. Re:I want my email STATIC, thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's bad enough that people are allowed to send emails that use images as essential pieces of the message without at least being attached to the email. This is just going to make things worse.

      How many of today's emails are even going to be readable in a year's time? Or how about in 5 years? Documents are supposed to stay largely static, unless purposefully changed, and definitely not changed after being sent.

    2. Re:I want my email STATIC, thanks! by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Lots of companies use gmail. How is this change going to affect the requirement that companies keep archives of their received and sent email? The "active" part of the email will surely change over time.

  6. Queue Exploits by nuckfuts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The promise of AMP for Email is that it'll turn basic messages into a surface for actually getting things done.

    Things like increasing the attack surface of your e-mail client.

    1. Re:Queue Exploits by kalpol · · Score: 1

      Things like allowing Google to have more fingers in your email pie.

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    2. Re:Queue Exploits by nuckfuts · · Score: 2

      Things like allowing Google to have more fingers in your email pie.

      Gmail already has an entire fist up that pie.

    3. Re:Queue Exploits by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      How does AMP exploit queues?

  7. Thanks but no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't use a web based email, and there are reasons for it, so you can keep your interactive emails.

    1. Re: Thanks but no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No thanks

    2. Re: Thanks but no thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't kick that back in here, take it to the trash!

  8. Getting more phishing done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phishing will be more efficient and effective than ever!

    AMP - the feature nobody asked for.

    P.S. => With millions of hijacked computers on the darkweb even HOSTS file can't protect you from targeted phishing attacks.

  9. In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The promise of AMP for Email is that it'll turn basic messages into a surface for actually getting things done.

    This will become security vector in relatively short order.

    We don't want interactive email, we don't trust this to not be a gaping security hole.

    This is a terrible idea.

    1. Re:In other words ... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Even for major web apps that send email notifications this is a bad idea. For the AMP interactivity to work you probably need to be assumed to be logged in by virtue of being logged into email. Now you don't need to reset passwords to attack accounts from already having an email password.

      Or worse, this uses third party cookies already in your browser. So now instead of a tracking pixel you have Facebook and everyone else tracing your email reads.

    2. Re:In other words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is already done using html in emails. Why do we need a repainted wheel chez Google?

      I have Thunderbird set, normally, to plain text or "simple" html. That blocks the more intrusive email objects. If I want to visit a URL in the email I can copy the text and paste it into my (non-Chrome, hopefully) browser, avoiding whatever advertising and tracking cutouts that are used in the email.

  10. because HTML email wasn't bad enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another way to pervert a perfectly functional utility.

  11. Um, no. by bradley13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Remember when companies jumped all over the html bandwagon for email? Outlook was especially awful at rendering, iirc, but generally the corporate design got in the way of the actual purpose, which was transmitting information.

    Thankfully, people realized this, and probably 90% of the email I see now is just text. Maybe with a logo or something,but that's all.

    Amp for email? That's just the html idiocy all over again, only now cached on Google's server for their data collection. No, thanks, please get lost.

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    1. Re:Um, no. by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      Was? Outlook is still bad at rendering html.

    2. Re:Um, no. by lgw · · Score: 2

      Thankfully, people realized this, and probably 90% of the email I see now is just text. Maybe with a logo or something,but that's all.

      I find it useful to have a standardized markup for email. Indenting something I'm quoting without using a bunch of ">"s is nice. Seeing a picture inline instead of as an attachment is nice. "Mostly text" is ideal.

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    3. Re:Um, no. by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      Rendering is not active content. Rendering is not fillable forms. Rendering is not live interaction.

    4. Re:Um, no. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Sure, but there are still "email is text only dammit" Slashdotters living in caves and trying to get the hang of fire. While it would have been better if RTF had caught on, that would require people to know HTML and something, rather than just HTML, which was never going to happen.

      HTML as the markup language for email is not the devil, is my point.

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  12. Um ... No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Hey Google invented something new!" era has passed. This is not needed nor useful.

  13. Who the H wants this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not me.

  14. Awesome until they discontinue it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've lost count of the Google products I embraced only to have them discontinued.

  15. AMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't this be a Google project that dies?

    1. Re:AMP by omnichad · · Score: 2

      They want to MITM the whole web. This will be around for a long time.

    2. Re:AMP by thomn8r · · Score: 1

      Why can't this be a Google project that dies?

      Projects that give Google monetizable control will never - ever - die off

  16. Please resend. Your message is broken/unreadable! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can't read your message. Please re-send as plain text.

    I already get email messages that are HTML format with almost nothing but remote-loading images. Since I don't permit remote loaded content, those messages are unreadable. AMP sounds like a way to make this problem even more common.

  17. Life expectancy for Google products by dysmal · · Score: 2

    For those of us who don't want this feature, remember Google's life expectancy for their products.

    https://www.fastcompany.com/90...

    1. Re:Life expectancy for Google products by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      The problem here is that this sounds to be bigger than Google. The products that Google pulls other companies into partner on tend to have longer life.

  18. AMP-email = lotus notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Congratulations for inventing a new type of email anti-pattern!

    http://www.email-anti-patterns.com

  19. Don't touch my emails. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that you Hillary?

  20. Get off of my lawn! by jenningsthecat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And by the way, how will this affect one's ability to rely on emails as reliable historical, (and perhaps legal), documentation? Will this new bit of shiny render 'going back through old emails' obsolete?

    Then there's the prospect of full-on advertising in the body of an email. And will compatibility with regular email clients be maintained? I suspect not - Google and other players want us to do EVERYTHING via the browser, the better to control our 'experience'.

    And WTF is (FTA) "a surface for actually getting things done"? AFAIC that's my desk. This new scheme is a 'surface' alright - it smells like an attack surface to me.

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    1. Re:Get off of my lawn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found that exact phrasing to be... entirely appropriate.

      "a surface" indeed.

  21. disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google manager 1: we need to do something about email, it's protocols are full of holes, like send mails without sander address or with a fake sender address, like your own. And mails are full of shit javascript that bring a lot of shit onto our clients systems!
    Google manager 2: but that would require to stop third party scammers using our services!
    Google manager 1: you al right, let's add a shit framework to add more javascript crap!

  22. Can AMP be turned off? by Streetlight · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If it can't be turned off then someone needs to write code that can easily be added to gmail to do so. Google could add such an option but it would likely be buried as a obscure option in the settings.

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    1. Re:Can AMP be turned off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't use a client that supports it.

    2. Re:Can AMP be turned off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      P.S.: Listen up Microsoft and Mozilla: the moment your mail clients start to support AMP they're getting the flick, too!

  23. Just Another Attack Vector by hduff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What could possibly go wrong?

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  24. Great by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    just what we need, more features to support advertisers.

    What's the use case for AMP in the context of a person sending another person an email?

    1. Re:Great by o_ferguson · · Score: 1

      The other person you're emailing is really just a salesbot running in a VM.

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    2. Re:Great by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

      Google apparently theorizes that humans are just buyerbots running in a RM.

  25. Microsoft by Njovich · · Score: 1

    I think Microsoft learned this lesson ages ago, it's not a bad idea by itself but people abuse the hell out of email. Hopefully times have changed a bit.

  26. Sounds like a nightmare by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Give me PINE instead.

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  27. Plain text only by FictionPimp · · Score: 2

    I only accept plain text email. Anything else is discarded. I guess email will finally die and I can't wait.

  28. Ad by XXongo · · Score: 1

    This seems to be in the nature of promotional material for Google than news.

  29. Why not just a link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just put a link to whatever you want.

    Or else it's just embed the browser inside the email client, or it's redefine html and I doubt you'll get away from Javascript.

    This seems like a hope, but it's really just an html tag.

  30. Don't leave the browser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't use a web browser to read email. I use an email client.

  31. Here here! (This x 1000) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am tired of "experiences". What is wrong with a simple, fast, low-latency interface for mail?

    I agree 100000%

    As anyone will say who has ever attempted to use Facebook (just try finding your old comment to follow up on in a big FB thread. Good luck with that.) or these crap online "discussion" forums to communicate, and still remembers the (mostly) text-only USENET discussion fora that united the world by subject, rather than splintering it by website or service, textual interfaces are so often vastly superior to the eye candy, malware vectore, inbuilt surveillance, shitty search, shitty thread management, etc. morass that is today's "Web 2". Even slashdot pales compared to USENET, as we're reduced to a tiny subset of people with our common interests to talk to, rather than everyone with said interest from school kids to NASA rocket scientists (or whoever). Reddit isn't any better, nor are any of the other fora now that USENET is gone.

    And now they're doing the same thing to email.

    I already find my internet usage declining, not because I lack time, but because I lack interest in the ever-more-present drivel of noise, and ever less present gems of signal (and even those are now so often cluttered with frames, and javascript buttons, and ads , or blank boxes where ads would be were it not for my favorite ad blockers, etc. etc.). The devolution of email into yet another media rich cesspool of advertising, malware, and just plain noise will further reduce many people's interest in this medium. I wonder how long until the Internet goes the way of broadcast television, replaced by something else as-yet unpolluted by corporate greedmeisters.

  32. golly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever. So what we want is a gmail account without a password so anyone can post any comment on anything, plus a password that the OP can use to edit and remove (you know, moderate) any useless content. So a free website-blog sort of thing. Get on it.

  33. Sounds like a reason to switch by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Proton Mail is sounding better all the time.

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  34. In before....! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    .... everyone says "great!"

    Oh wow. No one said great.

    I don't think I've ever seen such solidarity in a /. thread. Everyone thinks this is a bad idea. It must truly be as bad as it sounds...

  35. No. Fuck your AMP shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off Google!

  36. Plain text, no javascript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each "new" rev of gmail further diminishes any quality the service may have once had.

    When I help family members with their gmail problems, I cannot believe how slow and clunky it has become; even on my 89 year old Grandmother's Macbook pro, with 8GB of memory. Try explaining to her why the gmail inteface changes so often, and has become so bad. "Where are my folders?" she asks, like millions of other users.

    A google popup mandating that she accept some new interface? It causes immediate fear and paralysis that she has been pwned and will lose her saved recipes and carefully curated propaganda.

    My infrequent use of gmail is via static html. Never javascript. It is a good place to dump mailing lists and junk mail sources. Google can go amp themselves.

  37. Total surveillance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is pissed that there are still people who don't use Gmail, so to ensure that nobody remains free from spying, here's a shiny "open" standard for everyone to adopt. Which coincidentally hosts all content on Google, but pay no mind to these silly details!

  38. Cui prodest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly I don't give a damn... I mean, if I need to send a text message I just send a text message, that'is what email is for. Well, I can attach files, pictures... but email is for text, otherwise don't call it email

  39. Time for Anti-Trust Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time for Anti-Trust Laws

  40. All hail... by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    "fancy" spam!

  41. Fix It First by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never and will never send out any form of advertising or spam. However, people with gmail accounts often do not receive my email responses. I think my responses are probably going into gmail folders other than the inbox and are difficult to find. Some people that I'm in contact with are older and they become confused and frustrated relatively easily so they won't hunt through their other gmail folders. Maybe if I had a gmail account they would receive my emails. Dirty tactics?

  42. ActiveX for Email??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think MS had introduced ActiveX for similar purposes (to make webpages more dynamic & interactive) but it quickly led to extreme levels of all possible kinds of exploitation on the internet!!!

    Can Google absolutely guarantee security of this tech & impossibility of using it for any kind of abuse???

  43. All of a sudden, evidence can disappear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er, no thanks Google. AMP is there to get people to connect to your servers, not for dynamic content.

    And, to be quite frank, I don't want my emails being dynamic. They're static, immutable, and evidence in case something goes wrong. Allowing them to (potentially) dissapear up their own arse because the supporting server fucked off, or someone decided I don't need access anymore is a VERY BAD IDEA INDEED.

    Go away.

  44. Dear God, no... by superdave80 · · Score: 2

    its effort to turn emails from static documents into dynamic, web page-like experiences.

    Webpages, especially 'dynamic' webpages, are crap these days. Stuff constantly loading, moving, jumping around, not working correctly, etc. Please leave email alone...

  45. Out of date by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    Static emails don't go out of date, they contain exactly what they contained when I was sent them, which is what they are supposed to do. It's server driven dynamic emails that would go dead, or replace what they told me then with whatever they want to tell me now. No thanks.

  46. just what we need by dhammabum · · Score: 1

    You know, I was speaking to my colleagues just the other day, "I wish I could do more with my emails." I've always found macros in Word documents such a liberating tool in my life and now, Google has empowered me with AMP! Now I can combine my insipid, pointless emails will all kinds of useless, dynamic crap as well.

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  47. so they invented outlook forms by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    microsoft has had that for years with outlook forms and infopath

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    Snowden and Manning are heroes.
  48. 7 bit ascii was not secure by aberglas · · Score: 4, Informative

    Back in the day. When people laughed at people that thought they could be infected by emails.

    Then put in a ESC sequence that, when the email was read, programmed their function keys to bounce back a message.

    5 bit telex seems OK though.

  49. Email is dead; this will help bury it. by aberglas · · Score: 1

    All the kool kids are using siloed messengers like facebook, instagram, imessage, signal, .....

    When the likes of you and I drop off our perches nobody will remember what email was.

    AMP will accelerate this process. By embedding siloed message servers into the "surface" of the emails.

  50. And me... by theendlessnow · · Score: 1

    And me, wishing all emails were plain text. Can anyone do that for us all? (please)

    The year 2096. Email, which has long been waiting an overhaul, has become simple again with Gagglezon's "Simply Mail" which uses plain text to communicate without all the waste.

  51. The end of email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Email is the last massively used independent federated communication technology. Unfortunately, irresponsible users allowed Google to monopolize it by flocking to gmail, and now Google is starting to take advantage of their position. Remember what happened to XMPP?

  52. People want simple solutions to complex problems. by o_ferguson · · Score: 1

    This is precisely the opposite: a complex solution with to no problem at all.

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  53. But does it run ... *in a browser*? :D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, on a OS that runs inside a VM that is implemented in your browser.
    Like JSLinux, or HTML5... By the way: When does VirtualBox fuse with Chrome to allow other platforms than HTML5 in the browser? :D

    Fuck am I happy that I'm not forced to use ANY of that crap.
    If it doesn't have its own TCP/UDP port, or even protocol, it can fuck right off!

  54. SPAM filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a header or HTML tag I can use to filter this spam?

  55. Yet again by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "The promise of AMP for Email is that it'll turn basic messages into a surface for actually getting things done."

    Yet another 'improvement' that nobody fuckin' wants or needs. This is just more dumbass hipster-driven bullshit that will be quietly forgotten about in a year... and then Google will drop it, just like they drop everything else that doesn't make them oodles of money.

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  56. Read the spec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://amp.dev/documentation/...

        This has nothing to do with improving email. I't just turning email into a heavily scripted webpage. In other words, it's a kind of backdoor push, allowing companies that send email to send active and interactive webpages to your inbox. It's a way to get past the pesky privacy of people who use an actual email program rather than webmail. And no doubt it will involve ads once it's established. None of this is relevant to personal communications.

  57. Simple Solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need mail servers sending rejection responses to individuals sending you AMP or HTML emails, with a request to resend them as plaintext.

    Sadly I don't think there is a provision to do this from within standards compliant mail clients at the moment, but even if it required an added step to connect to a web frontend on your ISP/mail provider's site to enable this, it would be a huge benefit, provide an automated rejection response back to people for you, and only require a few extra rules and an option in the already comprehensive anti-spam filtering mechanisms.

    Let's collectively just say NO! to google's control of the web and email. It's already to the point where I can't spin up my own email server and expect to either recieve or send mail, and it has become spotty to know which email services will work with which others. Email is effectively a ghetto and a series of walled gardens now.

  58. Google graveyard circa 2021 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like another technology to share the graveyard with Google+, Wave....
    My bet is for 2021 any other takers?

  59. Seems to undermine the whole point of e-mail by Aristos+Mazer · · Score: 1

    Emails can be secure because they don't do anything. The only thing that executes in response to an e-mail should be the receiver (human or application). The e-mail itself as dead as possible specifically to avoid remote exploits and whatnot. Otherwise just opening an e-mail becomes a severe problem.

    This is not a feature that I want!

  60. TFA: "Marketers will love it." by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Thanks, TFA. Those four words tell the rest of us everything we need to know.

    Do Not Want.

  61. Vulnerable and worthless. by sabbede · · Score: 1
    What exactly is the benefit? You can accept an invite with a button in the message instead of a button above the message? Fill out forms without links or attachments? Hell, that's built into Outlook and I don't think anyone uses it.

    It does offer a giant attack vector though.

    And break the simple perfection of email.

    Seriously, what's wrong with email? Nothing, that's what. Easy to implement, easy to use, and it's fast and lightweight, not bloated with unnecessary bandwidth-hogging "features".

  62. ...which is why I use... by VeryFluffyBunny · · Score: 1

    ...a desktop email client (Thunderbird) and set everything to plain text; incoming & outgoing. No images, only plain text links so that I can see where they're going & what information they're carrying in the query string. I just want to read & write messages. Email's great for that. Don't spoil it.

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  63. Stop, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need a form of business communication that is simple and static.

  64. Growth projection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing this is going to be adopted by so many businesses and will take off very quickly. I have always been a little skeptical about AMP for the web but this is basically every marketer's dream. By enabling customers to take action immediately within an email, it eliminates the typical call to action messages that are often so desperate in hoping customers will be willing to jump through additional hoops in their marketing funnels. This will literally expand the horizon and completely change the future of email marketing.

  65. Do not want! by strikethree · · Score: 1

    See subject. I want my email to be flat, boring, and uninteresting. I guess, in a way, I am excited about all the new scams and viral outbreaks that this will precipitate, but for the most part, I think this is an absolutely terrible thing.

    Prove me wrong. (You might be able to prove me wrong in theory, but come back in two years and let's see if your proof still stands. ROFLMAO)

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  66. Just what we need... by whitroth · · Score: 1

    I'm so old that it was a joke on newbies that you could catch a virus by just reading an email.

    Then Bill the Gates made that real, with HTML email. Now Google wants to add scripting into the email.

    Great idea, goog... you have taken down all the "first, don't do evil" posters and shredded them, right?

    And the people who want this? "I've got nothing at all to say, but let me give you me, singing and dancing!!!"