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  1. Doubtful on The Pentagon, MMORPGs, and Catching Osama · · Score: 3, Funny

    I doubt terrorists have the same immeadiate and direct communication that exists in on-line games. The less communication, the less chance for discovery.

    In any case, I know MMORPG players. The only thing they accomplish in the real world is living in the basement and drinking Dew. Hell set up suspected terrorists with an EQ subscription and the only they they'll blow up in orcs.

  2. MAD MAX Beyond Geritol on New Mad Max Film · · Score: 5, Funny


    Mel will be driving a beat up station wagon, with the right turn signel flashing, 20 miles an hour under the speed limit while looking for an all-you-can-eat buffet.

  3. Re:Not a good idea... on One Answer To Spam: Sell Your Interruption Time · · Score: 2

    She's hot, sweet and intelligent with a great sense of humour. You must agree to pay this geek 5 cents a minute while talking to him.

    No, this is slashdot. WE pay THEM to talk to us.

  4. Re:You can't even get analogies right on Cable Companies Despise PVRs · · Score: 2

    WRONG!

    The cable company has no interest in the amount of TV you watch. They only care about the advertisments.

  5. Re: Downtime costs on Win2k Cheaper than Linux · · Score: 2

    "whereas you are strongly advised to reboot Windows boxes on a regular basis"

    Don't tell me you're running windows 95 on your servers?

    I just hate out of date info. That memory leak is no longer true for win2k. It's important to know WHERE MS's true weaknesses are. I mean, what if you told your boss that and he just read about the Win2k datacenter server with guarenteed 5 9's uptime? You'd look a bit foolish. Now if you said "Uptime? Yeah windows can give you good uptime, but you have to buy this special version which is more expensive and run it on special hardware, and you can't just apply the latest security patches until they're certified so you'd be open to attack."

    Know thy enemy and know thyself. 100 battles, 100 victories.

  6. The REAL question on Ask an Expert About Web Site Accessibility · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why doesn't anyone ever listen to you guys?

    Seriously, I've seen TONS of studies, articles, and books on this. But I don't see many sites - even large ones - following through.

  7. See Penny arcade on PCs Losing Out as a Gaming Platform? · · Score: 2
    For a complete run down of the PC vs Console debate.

  8. Re:Katz? on Schneier et al Report PGP Vulnerability · · Score: 2

    With enough hot air, I guess you can do anything.

  9. Re:err...no porn? on Ask About 10 Years of Free Web Publishing · · Score: 2

    Search results for "hot girl on girl action":

    0 Collection Matches

    My question is two-fold: What are you going to do to fix this? Also, would donating the use of my bed help?

  10. Hmm on Brian Walker (aka Rocket Guy) Fires Back · · Score: 2, Funny

    That about clears up everything, doesn't it.

  11. Quick! on Crack a Password, Save Norwegian History · · Score: 2


    What's norwegian for "password"?

    blahblah Lameness filter is itself lame... ironic...

  12. Re:so.. how are we supposed to store passwords? on Crack a Password, Save Norwegian History · · Score: 2

    Like I do. In my desk there is a sealed envelop marked PASSWORDS. Since I'm in a secure office (24hr security, passcard doors) no problem.

  13. huh? on Review: Spiderman · · Score: 2

    No globalism-running-rampant? No sales pitch? No Open-source? Evil multi-nationals? Where's the post 9/11 hellmouth Corporatism angle?

    I'm sorry, but reviews just aren't the same without the JonKatz.

  14. Re:I don't remember... on Spider-Man 2002 vs. Spider-Man 1992 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't feel guilty about giving MPAA money, just make sure to steal an extra 2 or 3 albums from the RIAA to make up for it.

    3 CD's x $18 = $54 - $10 movie ticket = $45 they didn't get from you. That way you can still see the flick AND stick it to the man. Fight the power!

  15. CHiPS? on RIAA Wants Taxpayer-Funded IP Police · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Well... AFAIK, CHiPS spends most of their time chasing stolen cars. I had no idea they were stolen by hackers. But I'm glad they're still around. Erik Estrada is so cool!

  16. Re:well on Worst Buy · · Score: 2

    "Unless they have said something like we do not take any responsibility of typos in prices"

    Right! Because no evil, money hungry, souless corporation would ever mis-use the public's ignorance of the legal system like that.

    So... uh, you wanna buy a bridge?

  17. Not gonna happen. on What Should Microsoft's Open Source Strategy Be? · · Score: 2

    They can't. Open the OS code - exposing all the hidden APIs - would remove the advantage that their office suite and other software has.

    OTOH, it might work anyway, since everyone wants office nowdays. I can't remember the last user to request Word Perfect. If they open up - expose more functionality and make it even easier to program for they might win mind share.

  18. Beta test... on Hong Kong Gets Smart ID Cards · · Score: 2

    These are just pilot projects for the one-world government to iron out the kinks before giving all of us these IDs. You KNOW it's the truth! The only way to protect youself from the mind-reading space-stations is to buy one of my Open-Source shiney foil hats.

    Don't bother calling, just think of your credit card number REAL hard and we'll direct bill it right away...

  19. heh... on Kazaa Admits to Morpheus Shutdown · · Score: 2

    Quote: "The company didn't pay its bills."

    I think it's quite funny to see a bit of greed from a company dedicated to "sharing".

  20. Re:This should be obvious... OT on Zarf in Mac OS X Land · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite in-joke story...

    A few years back, a non-tech co-worker asked if it was fair for a local computer shop to charge her $65 to fix problem. $65 is a bit much for a 30 minute fix I my mind, so I asked her what the problem was. She said that the shop owner told her it was just aother "Windows I.D. Ten T" error. Needless to say after I agreed it was a fair price and that she wasn't being ripped off, I about fell out of my chair laughing.

    I.D. Ten T = id10t

  21. Re:my first defective CD - FYI on Slashback: Decade, Fragmentation, RDRAM · · Score: 2

    99% of the CD's that do this can be handled by opening CDplayer.exe and hitting play. It is ADware crap, but it isn't copy protection as almost any ripper software will grab it.

  22. Good thing! on DoubleClick Gets Into Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one am looking forward to the "Nu-Spam". Since I have a B.S. already, I'll get ads from only the finest in unaccredited masters degree programs. Also, just think of the targeted pr0n. No more brunettes thanks, only the red-headed barely-legal college girls will send me invitations to meet them and their roommates on-line...

  23. But... but... on Online Retailing Comes of Age · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought the internet was a wasteland of pr0n. Damnit, Katz, make up my mind.

  24. You HAVE to be kidding on The Hype of the Rings · · Score: 1

    --- Begin ---
    This is a movie about obligation, duty and sacrifice
    --- End ---

    That is EXACTLY why it will do well. Look at America now. We're down, what with the recent blowings-up and the powdered letters, and bombing of bomb craters in Afghanistan. This is exactly what the people want to see right now - "Hard work and dedication will win the day for the good guys." People will eat it up.

    And all you're really sacrificing is 3 hours and $10.

  25. Do you really want a version of Office for Linux? on States Filing Alternate Remedy Proposal for MS Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 2

    Think savings of $300 or more PER PC with hundreds or thousands PC's. Not chump change is it? Because the thing is that Office, NOT WINDOWS, is the environment of the typical office drone. As long as the apps stay the same who cares what the OS is.

    Thanks a lot though. I'll be fantisizing about never seeing WinNT/9x/ME at work all weekend long now... /sigh