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  1. Btw, serious question: on Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP · · Score: 0

    which "comments received" are being considered trolls?

    As you can see, I was right... And I'm being considered a troll because of it.

    This is the most troll-like comment I can find:

    http://www.ntia.doc.gov/DNS/comments/comment007.pdf

    but he's just being blunt and honest. Not that ICANN isn't corrupt, but he's not wrong about VeriSign!

    Personally, I think ISC should be in charge of the keys, but I didn't comment to say so (I would have been considered a troll, prolly).

  2. Trolls equal... on Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...something with an uncommon opinion. In my experience, the trolls are usually right.

  3. CAM Brain Machine? on DARPA's IBM-Led Neural Network Project Seeks To Imitate Brain · · Score: 0

    What about the CBM, CAM Brain Machine? Cellular Automata based evolved neural networks... Pretty old shit.

  4. What about: Nothing To Do Once Online?? [n/t] on China Defines Internet Addiction · · Score: 0

    What about: Nothing To Do Once Online??

  5. My social security number is... on The Personal Genome Project Hits the Web · · Score: 0

    323-80-9292

  6. When voting is electronic... on WV Voters Say Machines Are Switching Votes · · Score: 0

    hackers control the election!!!

    Of course we'll switch your vote to McCain! We want the acceleration of punctuated equilibrium, not the appeasement of liberal society through the election of a white guy who thinks he's black!

  7. Cameras in Digital TV converters on Hands-On With Microsoft's Touchless SDK · · Score: 0

    Is this why they have cameras built into the digital TV converter boxes?

  8. Girls Gone Whiled && Rule 34 on No Space Porn (For Now) · · Score: 0

    I think the Girls Gone Wild crew has already applied Rule 34 to weightlessness...

    At least I've seen so late nights on Comedy Central.

  9. Everybody knows... on "Anonymous" Hacks Palin's Private Email · · Score: 0

    that Sarah Palin is a Scientologist KGB operative!

    Fuck Scifags! Ms. Palin is hot, I would totally fuck her.

  10. Old Version on Best Shrinkable ReiserFS Replacement? · · Score: 0

    I would usually just say:

    grep;touch;strip;unzip;head;mount /dev/girl -t wet;fsck;fsck;yes;yes;yes;umount /dev/girl;zip;sleep

    But I decided to spice it up for the special occasion of Han Reiser's incarceration.

  11. Ultimate Unix Command on Best Shrinkable ReiserFS Replacement? · · Score: 0

    grep nip /dev/tty ; touch grrrl ; strip grrrl && strip /proc/$PPID/exe -o - | gunzip - ; head /var/log/pen15 ; mount -t wet -o loop grrrl /mnt/girl ; fsck grrrl ; fsck /dev/hd1 ; yes ; yes ; yes ; umount /mnt/girl ; cat grrrl | gzip -c - > /dev/null 2>&1 ; sleep

  12. Vote Obama to Accelerate Evolutionary Processes on How Can Nerds Make a Difference In November? · · Score: 0

    I am voting for Obama for mass extinction, punctuated equilibrium, and the acceleration of evolutionary processes (and/or the Second Coming of Jesus).

    In 2000, I traded my vote with a New York University professor. He voted for Nader for me in the safe state of New York, and I voted for Gore for him the swing state of Missouri.

    Since I'm voting for Obama this year regardless, I have decided to "trade" my vote again only to trick someone in a safe state into voting for Nader.

    Last election Nader wasn't on the Missouri ballot. So when I went in to vote, I decided to accept the argument that a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush, and I wrote in Ralph Nader's name. I tell people I voted for Bush last election for mass extinction and the Second Coming. So I got two votes in one where everybody else only got one vote.

    I figure Democrats bake a nice big wedding cake with thick layers of frosting, they give us eat a big slice and we eat that shit up. Only when we get to the last few bites of our slice do we realize that it's all bloody -- it's a cake of death. The Republicans don't even bother baking cakes -- they make a cream pie of death and throw it your face! At least with the Republicans it's in-your-face, you know what's going on, you can take your Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy towel and wipe that shit off and figure out how to move on. But with the Democrats you ingest your entire helping and now the problem is systemic rather than topical!

    VOTE CREATIVELY!

    VOTING IS DIRECT ACTION! VOTE FOR PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM!

    Also: Break Shit At Night!

  13. Re:Moore-Otsuka-Helkenberg prime number sieve on 45th Known Mersenne Prime Found? · · Score: 1

    Very interesting... I would be curious to see source code, to see how they're similar. I have long realized that to geometrically select candidates from a by-9 table has its congruence with an algebraic equivalency, but I suck at maths.

  14. Re:Moore-Otsuka-Helkenberg prime number sieve on 45th Known Mersenne Prime Found? · · Score: 0, Troll

    The process of addition (or in our case, remainder mod 10) requires no spiritualism.

    Er... I meant "remainder mod 9".

    But what I really meant was "Ramans' formula", which we "independently discovered" before we realized we were working with "digital roots".

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digital_root#Ramans.27_formula

    Yes, we know we're amateurs, we know we don't have academic training. We actually came up with the sieve while watching Gay Niggers of Outerspace, and since we're obviously not smart we call this "Gay Nigger math".

  15. Re:Moore-Otsuka-Helkenberg prime number sieve on 45th Known Mersenne Prime Found? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is actually more efficient than the classical Sieve of Eratosthenes. Our geometric candidacy pattern eliminates all numbers divisible by 2, 3, and 5 much faster than does the Sieve of Eratosthenes (the Sieve of Atkin, I think, does something similar algebraically).

    I didn't say we have the fastest sieve in the world, just that we have a new sieve.

    The operation of the sieve is actually very accommodating to parallelization, so maybe this sieve provides benefits in that area.

    By "numerology" I meant "repeated digit sum", because that's what stupid people understand it as: adding everything up in a word to a single number (in our case, words with letters are instead numbers with digits). The process of addition (or in our case, remainder mod 10) requires no spiritualism.

    There is no such thing as digital roots?

    Certainly there's nothing new here... I don't doubt that the Mayans knew this stuff -- but they didn't have RSA-2048!

  16. Re:So *That's* How They Do It on The Internet's Biggest Security Hole Revealed · · Score: 1

    You didn't know the government snoops on you at the BGP peering facilities that they own anyway (and lease to Verizon)? You don't need a l0pht guy to tell you that! Any respectable Linux/UNIX or Cisco/Juniper administrator working for ISPs could testify to you the same.

    The reason it is dumb to encrypt all traffic is that it is easy to factor large semi-prime numbers (they'll tell you how it's easy in another 10 years). So we waste resources and electricity encrypting our traffic only for the government to waste resources and electricity decrypting our traffic. Think of the earth and the environment, man!

    Security is theatre. Stop being afraid of acting!

  17. Moore-Otsuka-Helkenberg prime number sieve on 45th Known Mersenne Prime Found? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My friends and I wrote a unique prime number sieve, using previously unknown numerological techniques (exploiting digital roots).

    You can find our sieve here:

    http://jessicalogsdon.com/page5/page5.html

    We are currently turning our sieve in a method for rapidly factoring semi-prime numbers. Digital root mechanics have certain properties that make it easy to identify semi-prime candidacy positions in a by-9 table of the natural numbers.

    A PDF at the bottom of the above-linked site explains our latest investigation of solving for [p, q] where n = p*q. The source code on the page is our prime sieve implemented in Perl.

    Big Money! No Whammy! You, too, could become a hundred-millionaire M.O.H.'ing RSA to the ground!!

  18. Re:Debian & the GNAA [NOT OFFTOPIC] on Compromised SSH Keys Lead To Linux Rootkit Attack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The GNAA is a hacker group that runs botnets.

    Only lamers and trolls think GNAA is a trolling group. (All hackers are trolls, but not all trolls are hackers. Put that in your Venn Diagram and smoke it!)

    Wake up, retards!! DURRR

    "Hello, my name is Sam Hocevar, I run botnets and Debian."

  19. Re:GNAA & Debian (Offtopic WHAT?) on Compromised SSH Keys Lead To Linux Rootkit Attack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How is Debian being led by a GNAA member off-topic?!

    Let me spell out the scenario for you:

    "Hello, I'm Sam Hocevar. You might remember from such movies as Gayniggers From Outer Space. I am running for Debian Project Leader. I am from France. I work for the GNAA, we sell botnets to Russian gangsters."

    A year later...

    "Somehow a predictable pseudo-random number generator crept into our SSL/SSH packages, and Debian boxen can now be taken over by botnets. We are working to remedy the situation. My name is Sam Hocevar, and I approve this message."

    Now do you get it? See how on-topic that is?

    Hey! Who WOULDN'T trust their operating systems to botnet operators??!?

  20. GNAA & Debian on Compromised SSH Keys Lead To Linux Rootkit Attack · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Last year's Debian Project Leader, Sam Hocevar, is a senior member of the Gay Nigger Association of America. Sam can be found, along with several Pakistani terrorists, on IRC in #gnaa on NiggerNET (SSL on irc.gnaa.us port 6697).

    See here:

    http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Gnaa-logo.png

    Not only does the GNAA seek to destroy Slashdot and Wikipedia (honorable goals), but they are very experienced with using botnets for fun and profit.

    NEVAR 4GET: The Aliens come from France!

  21. Debian & the GNAA on Compromised SSH Keys Lead To Linux Rootkit Attack · · Score: -1, Troll

    Is it any coincidence that last year's Debian Project Leader is an active member of the GNAA?! I think not!

    If you can't make money selling botnets to Russian mobsters, then maybe:

    You, too, could be a hundred-millionaire with the Moore-Otsuka-Helkenberg prime number sieve and integer factorization algorithm, solving for [p, q] where n = p*q! I made $200,000,000 in 45 seconds M.O.H.'ing down RSA! RSA is D.O.A.

    Gay Nigger maths for all:
    http://jessicalogsdon.com/page5/page5.html

  22. Turn Off Nightly Updates, until you have new keys! on Red Hat, Fedora Servers Compromised · · Score: 1

    In combination with "New Attack Against Multiple Encryption Functions," everybody running Fedora, RHEL, or any variant configured against Red Hat update repo's would do good to turn off nightly updates. At least until you have the new package signing keys.

    Especially if you're worried about DNS poisoning.

  23. TURN OFF NIGHTLY UPDATES UNTIL YOU HAVE NEW KEYS! on Red Hat, Fedora Servers Compromised · · Score: 1

    In combination with "New Attack Against Multiple Encryption Functions," everybody running Fedora or RHEL would do good to turn off nightly updates. At least until you have the new package signing keys.

    Especially if you're worried about DNS poisoning.

  24. Re:You assuming that the system is database driven on California Can't Perform Pay Cut Because of COBOL · · Score: 1

    We estimate that with about $20K - $40K in UNIX boxes we could easily have enough performance for the production system.

    You mean a few thousand dollars in commodity Wintel hardware could easily have enough performance to run WebSphere and batch processes.

    Silly corporate UNIX kiddies, thinking they need Slowaris boxen at every desk... They'll never learn...

  25. Re:KCMO-biaatch on Apparent Suicide In Anthrax Case · · Score: 1

    I was once Eating at Joe's(tm) in Westport, and these 3 fags rushed in prancing in a circle clapping like Sufis and chanting, "We're gay Jews from Des Moines Iowa! We're gay Jews from Des Moines Iowa! We're gay Jews from Des Moines Iowa!" When one in our party got up and danced and chanted with them, they all stopped, looked very freaked out, and left abruptly. It was a very hilarious scene.