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  1. Obligatory links to suppressed information... on Sony Wins Restraining Order Against Geohot · · Score: -1
  2. Midwest Genealogical http://mymcpl.org/genealogy on Best Open Source Genealogy Software? · · Score: -1
  3. reader fail [n/t] on With Better Sharing of Intel Comes Danger · · Score: -1

    reader fail [n/t]

  4. fish in a barrel on Digging Into the WikiLeaks Cables · · Score: -1

    Assange may be a leet hax0r, but he was also raised in a mind-control slavery cult...

    Manchurian Candidate, anyone?

  5. Schizoid personality disorder? on Oxford Scientists Say Dogs Are Smarter Than Cats · · Score: -1

    Maybe cats just suffer from Schizoid personality disorder... Come on! Animals deserve Political Correctness, too!

  6. To Answer CmdrTaco's Question... on Did the Windows Phone 7 Bomb In the US? · · Score: -1

    Yes, I do know someone who got the phone, he loves it and has been raving on facebook about it...

    Also, it's "me neither"...

  7. & Python considered harmful [n/t] on How Should a Non-Techie Learn Programming? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    MySQL & Python are pieces of crap. Do yourself a favor: don't use them.

    "Pythonistas" are deluded... None of the reasons they give for its usefulness are valid (e.g., these falsehoods: English-like, readable, 1-good-way-to-do-1-thing, elegant, consistent, simple, whitespace scoping is an improvement, etc.).

    OMG "EXCEPTIONS FOR FLOW CONTROL & NAMESPACES?!?!" REALLY PYTHON NUTS? THAT IS SOOOOO 1991... ABC was a toy language, and I got my first Python from a Cracker Jack box...

    I'm pretty sure that Python is a sophisticated yo mama joke.

    Python is good for tongue twisters, though:

    logger.LogEvent.log(log_event) --- yes, I wrote that
    GENIUS!

  8. Since when... on YouTube Gets a Vuvuzela Button (Seriously) · · Score: -1

    ...do Americans watch the World Cup?! Two years of the iPhone has really dumbed-down America... What's next? Next, all I'll hear about online is hockey and the noises the teams' clowns make...

  9. Re:Is this the "english grammar" section of /.? on Knuth Got It Wrong · · Score: -1

    Nobody cares about your shitty posts... All mine are modded -1, Troll. Fuck off, your writing sucks. Embrace your shitty writing skillz... Don't be offended when lamers point out the ob(li)vious.

  10. Re:So... BSG was right. on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And the ancients knew it, as I explain in this comment to the parent story...

  11. Re:Pfft... on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    See my comment on the matter here: The Bible Even Says So!

  12. The Bible Even Says So! on Humans Nearly Went Extinct 1.2M Years Ago · · Score: 0, Funny

    Leave it to Deseret University (a.k.a., University of Utah), founded by Brigham Young, to come out with these scientific findings...

    But the ancient wisdom of the Bible already spoke of this timeline... Daniel 5:25, 7:25, 12:7; Revelation 12:14: "time, times, and half a time", or [y = x + 2x + x/2].

    In Revelation, "time, times, and half a time" is spoken of as a three and a half year period (to simplify the equation above, y = 3.5x [Rev. 11:2,3, 12:6, 13:5]). It is given as a time that man would flee from the beast (as nature is red in tooth and claw).

    To interpret the length of this time period, we can employ the idea that "one day for God is as 1,000 years for us" (2 Peter 3:8, Psalm 90:4).

    If x is equal to one year of days according to God's reckoning, then x = 365*1000... To substitute this value of x into our equation above, we get [y = 3.5(365*1000)].

    Or...

    y = 1.2775 million years that man has been fighting the fight of evolution with nature

    These equations also relate to star polygonal arithmetic and points equidistant on the perimeter of perfect circles, but I'll leave that as an exercise for the reader (hint: y = 7 * x/2).

  13. btw on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: -1

    Most citizens here know that if you see smoke coming from MRI, get out of town FAST.

  14. Already There: Midwest Research Institute on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 2, Informative

    MRI (Midwest Research Institute) is already in tornado alley at Kansas City, Missouri, just off the UMKC campus. MRI holds the largest archive of communicable pathogens in the world, down the road from the largest public-private science and technology library in the world (Linda Hall, from which library we faxed the University of Tehran [at DHS' approval] almost the entire bibliography of U.S. nuclear research a few years ago just before The Media(TM) started its 'Iran has nuclear tech' scare).

    It makes perfect sense that They(TM) would want this new lab to be near the older and larger lab.

  15. Diabetus?! on Walter Bender — Taking Sugar Beyond the XO Laptop · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I have this theory that if I eat nothing but sugar, I won't get diabetes.

  16. In Communist China... on Zipingpu Dam May Have Triggered the Sichuan Quake · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...earthquakes KILL you!

  17. In Capitalist America... on WarCloning, the New WarDriving? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ...you BUY fake IDs.

  18. In Communist China... on How the US Lost Its China Complaint On IP · · Score: 0

    ...IP kills you!

  19. PostgreSQL ftw on MySQL 5.1 Released, Not Quite Up To Par · · Score: -1, Troll

    Seconded.

    Been usin' PostgreSQL for ages because I couldn't figure out MySQL. When I was a newbie, PostgreSQL was EASIER TO LEARN!

    lrn2postgres

  20. Auto-Cannibalism / Isolation on Microsoft Researchers Study "Cyberchondria" · · Score: 0
  21. I have... on Microsoft Researchers Study "Cyberchondria" · · Score: 0

    Deuteranopia, Pectus excavatum, and Autosarcophagy.

  22. Re:Gotten? on Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP · · Score: 0

    Also,

    It's spelled "imfamous" and "dilemna", regardless of what your st00pid spellchecker says.

  23. Re:Why bother? For a CHEAP PKI... on Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP · · Score: 0

    Just switch back to the original DNS domain pricing model: $100 per year per domain at InterNIC. The $100 is more than enough to cover any VeriSign-like key management fees.

    This would also have the added benefit of taxing domain squatters.

    It isn't such a big deal if keys come with the registration of domains. It is a big deal if a single private corporation is getting a cut of every domain sold (as in if VeriSign is given control over the keys).

  24. exactly on Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP · · Score: 0

    This is the most troll-like comment I can find:

    http://www.ntia.doc.gov/DNS/comments/comment007.pdf

    but he's just being blunt and honest. Not that ICANN isn't corrupt, but he's not wrong about VeriSign!

    Personally, I think ISC should be in charge of the keys, but I didn't write in to say so (I would have been considered a troll, prolly).

    [This is a repost of my "serious question" to my "troll's are usually right" thread which was modded "Troll" below.]

  25. No goatse at NTIA on Experts Tell Feds To Sign the DNS Root ASAP · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure if you look through the "comments received" on this issue, you will find NO goatse!

    Nevertheless: hahaha