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  1. Re:How Much Would What Cost? on Ask Slashdot: Explaining Version Control To Non-Technical People? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This question only needed one answer, and the first post had it.

    I wonder if that has ever happened here before?

  2. All Right-Thinking People Know ... on Arctic Sea Ice Hits Record Low Extent · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... that if climate change were legitimate, the Earth would "shut down" and prevent any bad consequences.

  3. Re:What. The. Hell, slashdot? on Transplant Surgeon Called Dibs On Steve Jobs' Home · · Score: 1

    The doctor himself said: "Fair question." During a public hearing. Whether the story is worthy of slashdot or not, I wouldn't judge. But the "news reporting" itself is actually exemplary.

  4. Re:The younger you are .... on Geezers Pick Stronger Passwords Than Young'uns · · Score: 1

    ... and probably the more likely it is that they're posted somewhere that no one needs a password to see them.

  5. Anonymous Cowards! on New Rules Bring a "Credit Rating" For Users of Chinese Social Network · · Score: 1

    So I take it that those users who do NOT "provide their official government-issued identification numbers ... and link to a cellphone account ..." will suffer greatly by having to sign up for another fake account every single time they run out of points ... Gosh, that's harsh.

  6. The older you are ... on Geezers Pick Stronger Passwords Than Young'uns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... the more likely it is that you actually have an identity worth stealing.

  7. Re:Well that's okay on WW2 Vet Sent 300,000 Pirated DVDs To Troops In Iraq, Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    It was heck, fighting those Javanese Androids, nothing to eat buy Apples.

  8. FUD and Bad Press? on Macbook Owner With Defective GPU Beats Apple In Court · · Score: 1

    I don't detect any fear, uncertainty or doubt about the facts of this particular case. Apple had its day in court. The facts seem quite clear.

    There is nothing, including the negative reaction of practically everyone other than Apple Kool-Aid (tm) drinkers, that they should not have seen coming.

    It's a terrifically interesting and newsworthy story. The only thing missing is Tim Cook's answer to the question, "Why?"

  9. Social Networking in General ... on The Phantoms of Google+ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... has done just an excellent job in separating out, among all my friends and acquaintances, those who want me to spend my life looking at their photographs or mouse-clicking through Zynga games. And it largely segregates them.

    Works for me.

  10. There are already millions ... on Facebook Is Building Shadow Profiles of Non-Users · · Score: 1
    ... more likely, tens of millions of fake profiles. People have multiple profiles to play games, for work and for play, for doing things on facebook or on the web that they don't want anyone who knows them to know about.

    All it takes to get a Facebook account going is an email address.

    If you think that a couple of dozen Facebook police are able to enforce using "real" information on 500 million accounts ...

    Okay, good. Now you don't think that.

  11. Re:What is it with the word "niche"?? on Ask Slashdot: Ebook Reader for Scientific Papers? · · Score: 2

    I thought it was spelled nietzsche. But that was from only one of my perspectives.

  12. NASA's Exorbitant Cost! on Atlantis Lands, Ending the Shuttle Era · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... At roughly $60 per capita annually, I think the cost of the space program is justified by its entertainment value alone.

  13. AOL ... on Facebook Bans Google+ Ads · · Score: 1

    ... gave people an easy way to stay in touch, too. And that darned AOL IM client ... it was a monopoly! I remember!

  14. 'New Technology Turns Windows Into Solar Panels' on New Technology Turns Windows Into Solar Panels · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux has been doing that for years. Microsoft rips off open source, yet again ...

  15. "Rouge Server" ?! on Ask Slashdot: Best Small-Footprint Modern Browser? · · Score: 1

    Do you call your USB memory drive a lipstick?

  16. Re:This sucks on Patent Troll Going After Alzheimer's Researchers · · Score: 1

    I saw you steal one of my socks.

  17. "The only computer you'll ever need" ... on Dual-core Smartphone Runs Android and Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    "ARM envisages a time when the only computer you'll ever need is your smartphone." I'll keep my keyboard and ginormous monitors, thanks. Maybe in a generation or two, when humankind fingers have evolved and are short and pointy ... but not now,

  18. If I want it AND dad wants it ... it's bipartisan. on House Democrats Shelve Net Neutrality Proposal · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... As a wacko leftist libertarian crypto-anarcho peacenik Commie, the oldest son of a right-wing fringe element religo millennialist rapturizing nut job, I have to tell you: Net Neutrality is the one thing dad and I can safely talk about, and agree on. That, and maybe there are some foods we both like.

  19. Cable companies ... on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 2, Funny
    We can't be very far away from having ads on cable TV that greet you by name and act like they know you.

    Hi Bob,

    As a 47-year-old married guy with two teen-agers who is having trouble paying his bills, we don't want to make you feel worse by showing you ads for products you can't afford, like new cars. We show those ads to Dave, next door. What you need is ... Pepto-Bismol, and maybe some antidepressants, right?

    Oh, hell. Maybe they are doing that and I haven't caught on yet.

  20. Alternative antennas on Apple Hires Antenna Engineers. Really. · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple's next product announcement will be for special color-matching paperclips ($9.99) and tin cans ($49.99) as antenna boosters.

  21. Chrome vs. Windows. vs. Linux vs. ... on Why Google Needs To Pull the Plug On Chrome OS · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It seems to me that Chrome's *success* would have a marginal negative impact on Linux.

    It's *failure* has significance for general acceptance of Google's model.

    It's *existence* does a lot for the notion that Windows is not the only choice out there.

    Open Source does well in a marketplace where there is the perception of choice.

  22. This will be *mandatory* ... on Disposable Toilet To Change the World · · Score: 1

    ... for New York City dog owners before it's even tested in Africa. How could the inventor not have realized that the most lucrative market for this is dog owners in cities?

  23. Re:Two words (from AT&T) ... on Time Warner Shutting Off Austin Accounts For Heavy Usage · · Score: 1
    Similarly ... back when AT&T was SBC, during the Texas roundup of telecomm companies ... we knew it was a very sign when the customer service department was put underneath the VP of billing. The inside joke was that customer service could be reduced to a very simple script: "Do you need help paying your bill?"

    Sure enough ... the joke became reality.

  24. Re:Ah, the era of homepages ... on Jurassic Web · · Score: 1

    I rarely rant ... but he just missed the mark so very badly. There was plenty to do online ... remember how much effort went into trying to save people from using AOL?

  25. Re:Ah, the era of homepages ... on Jurassic Web · · Score: 1
    Farhad is usually smarter than this ... but I see he graduated from Cornell in 2000, which puts him at the tail end of high school in '96.

    http://www.intotemptation.net/2009/02/25/idiotic-article-in-slate/

    He asked the wrong people and Slate looks d-u-m-b.