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Ask Slashdot: Best Small-Footprint Modern Browser?

Annirak writes "I've recently started a paid internship at a company which is expanding faster than their IT department can supply new hardware. As a consequence, I've been issued a P4 2.4GHz with 512MB of RAM. Currently, I am using Firefox 4, but I find that it eats up far too much of my limited RAM. I'd rather not give up some of the more modern UI features that are offered by the current versions of Firefox and Chrome, but I need a smaller footprint. What other browsers are out there which could help me conserve resources?"

475 comments

  1. Buy more ram by TheRealQuestor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's not expensive and if you get worth out of the investment it's a good thing all the way around.

    1. Re:Buy more ram by klingens · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not expensive and if you get worth out of the investment it's a good thing all the way around.

      Spoken like someone who hasn't looked at DDR1 RAM prices lately.

    2. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhh, that's Rambus RDRAM, not DDR. It is expensive and no one makes it anymore because it was a dead end.

      Usually, that's good advice, and everyone already knows it.

    3. Re:Buy more ram by AdmiralXyz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't do this. As illogical as uppity Slashdot "power users" think it is, IT departments hate it when people upgrade their machines without consulting them. Full-time employees, they'd probably be willing to let it slide after a stern talk, but for interns? No guarantees.

      As for keeping memory usage down, Opera 9 is a good bet (10 is a little heavier), but no matter what browser you use, you may have to change your browsing habits a little. Loads of tabs open is going to eat up memory no matter what browser you're on, and all of them have memory leaks to some extent (though none quite so bad as Firefox...), so you may want to set your browser to "reopen the tabs I had last" on startup, and just quit-restart every now and then.

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    4. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think you haven't looked at DDR1 RAM prices. It's only relatively expensive: It costs 5 times as much as DDR3 RAM per GB, but DDR3 RAM is dirt cheap, so it still doesn't amount to much ($15 for another 512MB).

    5. Re:Buy more ram by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      It's not expensive and if you get worth out of the investment it's a good thing all the way around.

      Spoken like someone who hasn't looked at DDR1 RAM prices lately.

      They might be expensive new, but you can pickup a pair of 512 or a single 1024 stick of DDR for $10-$20. Rambus is even more ridiculous new, but there are still a bunch of eBay buy-it-now auctions for 1-gig RDRAM for $18 with free shipping.

    6. Re:Buy more ram by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 0

      Don't do this. As illogical as uppity Slashdot "power users" think it is, IT departments hate it when people upgrade their machines without consulting them. Full-time employees, they'd probably be willing to let it slide after a stern talk, but for interns? No guarantees.

      I'm sorry, adding some RAM is going ot tilt the IT Department?

      First, remember, they are the folks that think a 10 year old Garage Sale computer is "acceptable" for the intern. Under these conditions, if *I* where the intern, I'd already be planning my exit, and exactly how I was going to BITCH OUT my college internship coordinator for hooking me up with these losers.

      Second, adding a stick of RAM is not even in the same GALEXY with, say, running a rouge server or some other mystery service...

      It's only a stick of RAM...

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    7. Re:Buy more ram by pavon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whatever. Given how busy it sounds the IT department is, they should have bigger things to worry about than whether an intern added more memory to a machine. That change isn't going to conflict with their prebuilt system images the way that changing a video card would, and this machine is most likely going to the dumpster as soon as his internship is over anyway.

      Furthermore, any competent IT department will know that adding unsupported software is a bigger problem than adding unsupported hardware. If they don't care about him installing whatever browser he wants, why would they care about adding more memory.

    8. Re:Buy more ram by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      It is illogical. And before someone says "What if the user does something wrong and breaks the company machine?", I'm perfectly happy to see them disciplined for damaging company equipment if the upgrade does go wrong, and taking that risk is their choice, but there's no sense in punishing someone for doing something that could potentially have done damage but actually made an improvement (at least not when the chance of damage is much lower than that of improvement, and the cost of the potential damage is relatively low. If we were talking about million dollar equipment, and/or an upgrade process with a 50% failure rate, I'd obviously reconsider my point).

      The rules are what they are, and I'm not suggesting that the guy goes out and tries to push the point, because I'm sure he would end up getting a lot of crap for doing so. I'm just saying that your characterisation of "uppity Slashdot 'power users'" is a little unfair when their point of view has decent logical reasoning behind it.

    9. Re:Buy more ram by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, that stick of RAM can fuck up the computer that the IT department will then have to fix or replace. In car analogy terms: you wouldn't bolt on a turbo kit on a company car just because you thought it wasn't fast enough, would you?

      Of course that's not as bad as running a rouge server like that guy in the hospital, but it's also not as bad as Hitler, so I'm not sure what's the point of making such comparisons.

    10. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As illogical as uppity Slashdot "power users" think it is, IT departments hate it when people upgrade their machines without consulting them.

      Gotcha. So your suggestion is for your devs to just suffer in silence when your IT department refuses to upgrade their machines' RAM? Perhaps you have never tried to develop software on a machine that can't run the IDE without swapping. No doubt you would also be aghast if users start doing development on their *own* machines that they purchased with their own money as an alternative to using a crappy dev machine that makes their work painful.

      Naturally, I would put in the good faith request for an upgrade, but when IT refuses/doesn't get around to it for months, then more subversive actions are viable. I have even resorted to developing on a home machine from an under-specced, upgrade-request-refused work box (via SSH+RDP tunnel). Didn't touch their hardware, just used the crap box as a thin client. Heh...

    11. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then over clock it.

    12. Re:Buy more ram by NEDHead · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like my rouge server, but not as much as my teal one.

    13. Re:Buy more ram by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Sure, but it should be the company paying for it. Talk to your boss or IT department, suggesting some practical solutions. Part of the reason is that you should see if it is acceptable. You don't want to get burnt for the wrong reasons.

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    14. Re:Buy more ram by mr_mischief · · Score: 3, Funny

      Only whore servers wear so much rouge. Teach your server some proportion.

    15. Re:Buy more ram by sirsnork · · Score: 2

      Yes, it is. If you read what he said it was heavily implied the IT Department _don't_ think it's acceptable, but they are likely has hand-tied as he is. The IT Department is responsible for the machine and everything in and on it. Screwing with that without their permission is rude at best.

      Now if the company in question has such a small budget for IT (or at least for interns) then their current growth may very well not last long somply given how much time people are waiting for their computers.

      Personally, I'd go talk to them, see if they mind. If not let them know when it's actually done so they can update their records and call it good.

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    16. Re:Buy more ram by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, adding some RAM is going ot tilt the IT Department?

      Yes, opening the machine and messing with the internals will annoy IT.

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    17. Re:Buy more ram by standbypowerguy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps rouge is the norm for servers in their GALEXY...

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    18. Re:Buy more ram by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      Even better idea. Install Ubuntu. As a back-up, I have old IBM T4 with only 512 RAM and Ubuntu versions installed past 5 years. Will work just great.

    19. Re:Buy more ram by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is how a company can be expanding "so fast" that they can afford at least £15,000 on an employee, but not £300 on a bargain basement machine, or hell... £1,000 on a machine they'll actually be productive on.

    20. Re:Buy more ram by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      IT would never know anyway. Put in the RAM, if it works, great, remove it when you leave company. If upgrade breaks machine, take it out and put in ticket saying 'my pc stopped working". no problem.

    21. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but id hang an air freshener off the rear view mirror if the car stunk.

    22. Re:Buy more ram by mythosaz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To the OP:

      It is not YOUR computer. YOU should not, under any circumstances, upgrade it. People managed to do "real" work just fine a couple years ago when that computer was mainstream.

      It's not ONLY a stick of ram. It's an indicator to your employer that you don't understand boundaries, roles, and responsibilities.

    23. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "don't fuck with stuff that isn't yours" do you not understand?

    24. Re:Buy more ram by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      As we don't know what it is that he is doing we don't know that the machine he has is not adequate for it.

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    25. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh fuck here come the car analogies.

    26. Re:Buy more ram by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Nah, if they gave him that comp, they don't have the money... so buy the RAM yourself, get them to install it.

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    27. Re:Buy more ram by toetagger · · Score: 1

      Catch 22: If you can put in a ticket, your machine works. If your machine doesn't work, then how do you put in a ticket? (as an intern!)

    28. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a real corporate drone, trying to instil authoritard reasoning on a new intern you don't even know. Very sad indeed.

      Remember George Bernard Shaw:
      "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

    29. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a stick of RAM is too earth shattering for a brained dead IT dept to deal with then they should be lined up an shot, then fired. In fact they should be fired for not suggesting adding more RAM anyway.

    30. Re:Buy more ram by chazzf · · Score: 2

      Speaking as an IT guy, a non-full time intern gets whatever's left on the shelf, unless his department coughs up the money to buy him a real system. No? Then he gets whatever's left. He didn't specify OS, but XP Professional runs much, much better with 1 gig of memory instead of 1/2. I definitely wouldn't do it off my own bat though: the idea of users randomly cracking their cases and field-modifying equipment makes my hair stand on end. It's not the stick of RAM per se, it's the principle of the thing.

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    31. Re:Buy more ram by frdmfghtr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, a stick of RAM will *NOT* fuck up their ANCIENT piece of shit GARAGE SALE pc.

      And *if* on the OUT OF THIS GALAXY chance it did, they have much bigger issues.

      If the machine is damaged somehow during installation, then yes, it will tick off IT.

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    32. Re:Buy more ram by massysett · · Score: 1

      Don't do this. As illogical as uppity Slashdot "power users" think it is, IT departments hate it when people upgrade their machines without consulting them. Full-time employees, they'd probably be willing to let it slide after a stern talk, but for interns? No guarantees.

      My IT department feels that way, but it does not stop with hardware upgrades. We are not to touch any of the software installed on the machine, period. We are warned that installing software or hooking up unauthorized equipment can subject us to disciplinary action.

      Maybe the poster's IT department doesn't care if he installs stuff. If it does care, my advice is not to fiddle with the machine. My work computer has only IE 7. It's a piece of junk and makes it hard to do my job sometimes. That's not my problem. If my employer wants me to have a better browser, the IT people will install it. Otherwise, my productivity will suffer with IE 7. It's not my job to manage the computer, to install stuff on it, or to fix it when it breaks. Leave that to the computer people.

    33. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hey, random capitalization makes any incorrect statement more accurate, amirite?

    34. Re:Buy more ram by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Intern shows up one morning, with a couple sticks of memory in his hand, and addresses the IT chief. "Hey, boss - my machine really runs slow, and everyone knows that 512 meg of memory isn't enough to run any modern operating system. How about we add this gig of memory to the old machine, and see how it runs?"

      I'll bet dollars to pennies that the IT guy says, "Can you do it yourself, boy? All my people are busy. Get it done, and get out of my hair."

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    35. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Soooo... still angry about not getting any internship offers?

      -K

    36. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      If anything, XUbuntu at best. I have twice as much RAM on my P4 w/ Ubuntu 8, 9 and 10 and it was always painfully slow to work any browser, especially FF 3.

      PC speed is not an improvement because Flash ads eat away at the few dozen MB left over by XP in a 1/2 GB system, while swapping kills any benefit by adding orders of magnitude to the waiting process.

      Ubuntu Flash support is still spotty on intel hardware such as corporate PC rejects, and he won't be sticking nVidia cards in there to improve video and flash performance, which is a huge part of tutorials, corporate presentations and other windows-optimized browsing.

    37. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox has the BarTab extension which unloads tabs, so you can load their page when you use is. For heavy tab users, bartab + treestyletabs is indispensable. I have, most of the times, about 300 open tabs, of which about 30-40 are loaded.

    38. Re:Buy more ram by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      What does the color of the server have to do with anything?!

    39. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends. I was in a prototyping lab that had positively ancient machines for running CAD on them, and one weekend I just got fed up, went to Renew Computers and replaced every motherboard of every box that wasn't used to physically talk to a machine tool (so basically from 10 year old to 2~3 years old parts). I got all sort of shouting for it. My answer was "I am here to do engineering, it cost me $250 that I do not want back from you, and it was the best solution to the problem of the autorouter software crashing all the time. On top of that, if you kick me out of the lab I will break in as often as I need to to complete the current project, we both know I can do so without damaging the door and if you call security you'll only get a fight in a machine shop, which is a bad idea". Left the guy speechless, we eventually made friends. Sometimes you have to go balls to the wall.

    40. Re:Buy more ram by ArchieBunker · · Score: 1

      Know how I know that you've never worked in a full time job before? Its not your computer, it belongs to the company. I ran XP for years with 512mb and rarely had issues with swapping too much. The biggest ram hog was ATI's Catalyst software.

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    41. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry Frosty, but you just don't seem to get that the IT department NEEDS to know what is going on with the equipment, regardless of whether it is a brand new shiny system, or an ancient hunk of crap.

      If the OP simply gets permission to add RAM, or is lucky enough to convince the IT department to buy and install it, then everyone wins. If he just buys it, and installs it, then everyone loses.

      With permission, the OP gets what he needs to function (as long as it is actually necessary, and the function provided is more than to just be able to watch the latest youtube videos), and the IT department knows about the change, so that if something goes wrong with the PC, they can correct it more easily.

      The additional benefit is that the IT department can track the expense of bringing the antiquated garbage to a usable condition, and can justify to the bean counters that they need to bring in more new PC's so that the workers (full time, part time, AND interns) can function properly.

      If the OP just acquires an additional stick of RAM, then:
      1. He's out the cash for the RAM.
      2. If the OP doesn't get the exact correct stick of RAM, then odd issues may arise, generating unnecessary expensive trouble tickets. In addition, if the OP doesn't admit that he/she did this, then there are extra steps introduced because the system is no longer what it is documented as... (It just adds extra unnecessary confusion.)
      3. The machine works better, but the cost is not accounted for, and it makes it more difficult to justify replacing it, as there is no cost that can be shown to accounting.

      Frankly, it just screws up everything if it doesn't go through the IT department.

      Once the precedent is set, then you have opened up a can of worms where every intern (and other person in the establishment) thinks it's okay to change out system parts to suit their fancy. Bob changes out his video card, Sue adds a blue-ray burner, and Elmo decides that he prefers to use Open Office and Firefox, because if they can change the hardware (and drivers), then why can't he change software?

      You end up with a difficult to maintain mess, and the bean counters are wondering how come it is so expensive to run the computers...

      (This doesn't even begin to touch on security issues)

    42. Re:Buy more ram by jefurii · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not ONLY a stick of ram. It's an indicator to your employer that you don't understand boundaries, roles, and responsibilities.

      Wow, I'm glad I don't work at your company. I've been blessed with a sane IT guy where I work. When I said I needed a Linux desktop, he got me a bare PC, handed it over to me and said, "Your on your own". We get along great.

    43. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I don't know about what kind of monitoring you do, but I for sure would notice an increase in RAM in any single workstation at any of the companies that I manage IT for.

      Traditionally, I've always enabled SNMP on every machine at a company, and logged at least a year of data to a local machine onsite (which every 4 hours I dump back to my central db.) If a machine looses connectivity at an unexpected time, I'll get a notification sent to me. (so I can contact the customer and schedule a check of the computer, or just record why the machine went down unexpectedly.) Personally I do this for several reasons, mostly to prevent people from thinking that it's OK to disconnect their machine and plug in their personal device. MAC filtering works fine and all, until you get the employee that has a history in IT that thinks spoofing a MAC will somehow help him work better.

      On the other hand I'm one of the many (or so I expect) that if asked by an employee if he/she could upgrade their computer, would be happy to either assist them or just make sure they know enough of what their doing and say "go for it!"

    44. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am a managed IT provider for dozens of local companies.
      Sometimes, all they'll pay for is used second PC's for some job functions and locations. If the job can be done using the hardware as provided, why should the company pay more?

      If one of our clients interferes with a pc we provide, it is $250/hr charge, door to door, for us to look at it, PLUS penalties for equipment damage for parts.
      If he damages the machine opening it, damages the ram, or simply messes up a setting in the machine playing with it, that's a charge his employer *will* get hit with.

      In the last month alone i've responded to calls of someone who thought 3.5gb of ram wasnt enough, so he bestbuyed 8gb of ddr2 and shoved it in, breaking one ram slot holder; on an XP machine that cannot be upgraded to 7 yet for sfotware dependency issues; a guy who managed to break a dvi port trying to setup dual monitor with the old vga he had from home, and a woman who thought the filters on the machine were dirty, so she washed them with a hose. on the pc. while it was running ( dock yard inventory machine at a produce shipper)

      Each of those calls were billed at $500+ in charges to the employer.

      At least one person was fired and escorted out when i presented the bill.

    45. Re:Buy more ram by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Let's explore this complicated problem in depth. Question 1. Do you think the intern is the only person in the office with a computer capable of "putting in a ticket?"

    46. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, adding some RAM is going ot tilt the IT Department?

      Yeah, because if the interns get the idea they can tweak hardware as they please they're gonna fuck something up. Or maybe the RAM will be failing and hose the OS and require an OS reinstall. Or maybe they'll install it backwards and burn out the board. I've SEEN what people who "know what they're doing" can do to computers. Ain't pretty.

      First, remember, they are the folks that think a 10 year old Garage Sale computer is "acceptable" for the intern. Under these conditions, if *I* where the intern, I'd already be planning my exit, and exactly how I was going to BITCH OUT my college internship coordinator for hooking me up with these losers.

      Lemme know where this land of free i7-based computers and easy intern jobs is, I'd like to move there.

    47. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So go to the IT department and ask if you can purchase a stick of memory, either through them or by yourself, and have one of their technicians fit it. Jeez!

    48. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT would never know anyway.

      Every machine in every company we contract to is running some form of monitoring software that updates us on every boot and every midnight all it's pertinent stats- Os version, updates installed, RAM count, page file settings, video resolution, temperature and sensor readings, hard drive usage, and almost all case openings.

      These things are logged and emailed to the site supervisor on signifigant changes.

    49. Re:Buy more ram by billstewart · · Score: 1

      IT departments usually don't care about that as long as they don't have to know. I've done it before, and spending $20 to save an hour a day of watching my laptop's disk drive light spin while it was paging Firefox in and out was totally worth it.

      It is possible to break a computer that way, even though there should be nothing that goes wrong in simply plugging in a memory card into a laptop, or at least nothing that shouldn't be fixable by removing the not-quite-compatible memory card. It's most likely to happen with older flakier computers, which (surprise!) are the ones you're more likely to be trying to upgrade. I have in fact done it once, and had to give the IT department a puzzled "Hi, IT department, I don't know what's wrong with the laptop, it's just stopped working", and entirely did not feel bad about that happening with an old piece of junk laptop that should have been replaced a year earlier anyway. So do a backup first.

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    50. Re:Buy more ram by pavon · · Score: 1

      People managed to do "real" work just fine a couple years ago when that computer was mainstream.

      People were running different software with different minimum requirements 10 years ago when this machine is new. I wish modern software weren't as bloated as it is, but it is what it is.

      It's not ONLY a stick of ram. It's an indicator to your employer that you don't understand boundaries, roles, and responsibilities.

      Bullshit. This isn't a case of corporate policy mandates I will have this computer, but I am going to thumb by nose at it because I know better. It is a case of they'd like to give me a better computer, but they're swamped and my internship will be over by the time they get around to it, so I'll find a way to solve my own problems.

      I would much have someone who shows the initiative to get things done than a slacker who just points the finger and says "that's not my job".

    51. Re:Buy more ram by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      If it's in violation of company rules, it will be cold comfort that the IT department's policy was logically inconsistent with their behavior when he's fired.

      The submitter is an intern, which means he's trying to build experience. Getting fired because he thinks he knows enough to except himself to the rules is a shitty way to kick off a resume. You make a good point about unauthorized software v. unauthorized hardware, though - he should look at the policy on that and if a new browser is in violation, he should just suck it up.

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    52. Re:Buy more ram by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      In other words: Go through proper channels. Duh.

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    53. Re:Buy more ram by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      WTF?

      I worked for a community college that didn't have shit for money. I brought in my own printer/scanner, asked IT to load drivers which they were happy to do, and emphasized I didn't need any support and would be delighted to be whatever their idea of a good customer was. (That's a drastic change from the snivelling and venting they usually dealt with.)

      IT was happy, my boss was happy (he didn't have a scanner), and I could print without disturbing anyone else. The boss authorized buying ink cartridges since all printing was work-related.

      You can get lots of things done by ASKING NICELY. Fucking customer skills aren't rocket science. Offering to give the job free stuff to improve PRODUCTIVITY works fine and shows initiative.

      I did the same thing as an NCO in the Air Force. It got shit done, it was cheap (I get more gear than I need for free since I fix PCs on the side), and it lightens the workload for other people.

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    54. Re:Buy more ram by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Aw come one, you can't tell stories like that and not tell us which one was fired!

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    55. Re:Buy more ram by Nursie · · Score: 2

      "Perhaps you have never tried to develop software on a machine that can't run the IDE without swapping."

      vi doesn't swap that much.

      If you need some sort of fancy GUI program then nedit or gedit ought to do the trick too...

    56. Re:Buy more ram by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and if the building burns down, there will be even more problems. Doesn't mean there's a point to being afraid of a few nerds armed with policy and bad hygiene.

    57. Re:Buy more ram by UnderCoverPenguin · · Score: 1

      No doubt you would also be aghast if users start doing development on their *own* machines that they purchased with their own money as an alternative to using a crappy dev machine that makes their work painful.

      Most companies would be aghast to see that happen. Companies and their IT departments have good reasons for not allowing non-company computers and accessories to be used for company business. They also legitimately dislike portable storage devices being connected to company.

      Very often, this is can get in the way of productivity. On the other hand, my coworkers and I were able to get a new oscilloscope and a new logic analyzer by pointing out that a 'scope with an ether-net interface would allow us to send 'scope data to our PCs without needing to use memory cards. (Though we still use our old 'scopes and the memory cards they require.)

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    58. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once the precedent is set, then you have opened up a can of worms where every intern (and other person in the establishment) thinks it's okay to change out system parts to suit their fancy. Bob changes out his video card, Sue adds a blue-ray burner, and Elmo decides that he prefers to use Open Office and Firefox, because if they can change the hardware (and drivers), then why can't he change software?

      Don't forget bringing in a copy of Creative Suite 5 that he got from his uncle that bought it in a market in China on vacation last year...

      And if just slipping in a a stick is OK, can I borrow your wife? It's not like it will break her or anything...

    59. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Let me know when you get a job in the real world. I presented a request to upgrade PCs and was told, after the budget meeting. That was several months and a few budget meetings ago. We have already lost more productivity than the upgrade would have cost.

      And I still have to fight to keep employees from bringing things in from home. Between broken hardware and virus infections, they have cost us more in time than new equipment...

    60. Re:Buy more ram by sribe · · Score: 1

      People managed to do "real" work just fine a couple years ago when that computer was mainstream.

      A P4 2.4gHz was mainstream a couple of years ago? What planet are you from?

    61. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      I like my rouge server, but not as much as my teal one.

      What? You have a different term for the hidden office porn collection?

    62. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might even test to see what her capacity is... maybe you can slip two sticks in there while you're at it? I hear she's upgradable like that.

    63. Re:Buy more ram by reboot246 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You put rouge on your computer???

      I love my computer, but it's beautiful without makeup.

    64. Re:Buy more ram by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      Something tells me they don't give a shit about some old P4 they scrounged up to give to the intern.

    65. Re:Buy more ram by Americano · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Nail on the head.

      To the OP: If the hardware is *legitimately* too old to support your business needs (not your "slashdot reading" needs), then you should build a case for an upgrade or replacement. To do that, figure out how much they're paying you, and how long you'll be paid for as an intern.

      Then calculate how much time you're wasting due to a slow computer. And don't just pull numbers out of your ass. Actually time stuff like bootup/login, load times, etc., and ask a co-worker with a modern system if you can do the same with theirs as a baseline, so you can calculate what portion of that time is actually wasted time due to slow/old/bad hardware.

      Then, you make you pitch like so: "I'm spending X minutes per day twiddling my thumbs waiting for something to finish running. You're paying me X dollars an hour. A RAM upgrade would cost X dollars, and reduce my wasted daily time by X%." If the cost of the upgrade is more than the amount of time they're paying you for that's legitimately wasted then no, a RAM upgrade doesn't make sense. If the cost of the upgrade is significantly cheaper than the value of the time they're paying you for that's legitimately wasted, then yes, a RAM upgrade makes a lot of sense.

      If you can't get management support, then spending your own money and time is foolish, and is just as likely to be unappreciated & met with hostility as it is to be met with cheers of "Way to take the initiative, old chap!"

    66. Re:Buy more ram by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1

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    67. Re:Buy more ram by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's not my job to manage the computer, to install stuff on it, or to fix it when it breaks. Leave that to the computer people.

      While simultaneously keeping detailed documentation as to why your productivity and quality of work are not what they should be. Forcing workers to deal with substandard tools in order to save a few bucks is shortsighted and costly.in the long run.

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    68. Re:Buy more ram by seanvaandering · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

      As someone who works in an office, where there is nothing but computers at every desk, I wouldn't DREAM of actually upgrading my system. Sure I could buy a nice 26" inch widescreen for my desk, but why? The real question becomes, who's responsible if something goes wrong? Every computer is a shared system, just because it was "assigned" to you, doesn't make it yours. If the computer breaks, you'll obviously expect an immediate replacement, and guess what? It'll be replaced by a refurbished system. Don't even get me started when people swap parts from one system with another - i've spent hours listening to IT bitch and complain about that as well.

      Also IT has things like inventory and accountability, something that the GP clearly doesn't understand or wants to understand.

      Pretty selfish thinking to be honest, i'm sure the GP doesn't work in any kind of corporate environment at all.

    69. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      If you ask, I will do the same. If you just wipe out a system we are paying for, and do it on your own, I will be upset. It is not the action, but the procedure.

    70. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      More people "showing initiative" have screwed up major projects than anything else I know... Mainly because they do not have the whole picture. Like the executive that says "You don't fix what ain't broke" so I need to document that things are broke before I get authorization for equipment purchases. Fixing the broken things without documentation hurts my case. "See? That PC was fine. My intern used it all summer!"

    71. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you got that wrong. a rouge server doesn't wear rouge, it serves rouge. To anyone who wants it. Lots of web pages, all rouge.

    72. Re:Buy more ram by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It's not ONLY a stick of ram. It's an indicator to your employer that you don't understand boundaries, roles, and responsibilities.

      Here's my theory on processes in big corporations. If a process is just horrible to the point of being almost broken - not just lack of process but a strictly enforced insanity, that probably means there's a territorial control freak and sociopath running that process who has enough leverage to stop anyone trying to change it. Most likely he controls a business critical process that they can't afford a disruption in, so all his other shenanigans go unopposed. You assume that you're dealing with rational people, if so the process is usually rational too. This person is likely to go nuclear on you in a "either we have total control or we have NO control" kind of way. Most likely you will be sacrificed to please him, even if your boss didn't think you were that out of line. Fortunately as I've mostly been a consultant working time and material, I don't care. I've told the client what hardware and software will make me more efficient, if they don't supply it then well... my billing rate is constant so hours spent is money spent. I'd do calculations on an abacus if someone paid me for it, and that Windows NT machine I got put on around 2007 was pretty damn close.

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    73. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Catch 22: If you can put in a ticket, your machine works. If your machine doesn't work, then how do you put in a ticket? (as an intern!)

      I don't know, but I have gotten e-mails saying that the Internet is down. (On the hosted mail server)

    74. Re:Buy more ram by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Speaking as an IT guy, a non-full time intern gets whatever's left on the shelf,

      If a system that ancient is still on the shelf, then the normal (non intern) users are going to be saddled with machines only a generation newer. Sepaking as a non IT guy, I'm glad I don't work there.

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    75. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      So your PC doesn't log case open events in the BIOS? Whitebox?

    76. Re:Buy more ram by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Most interns are trying to get that kind of experience. After all, that is what is in the corporate world...

      As to your shaw quote; That is why much innovation happens at startups where the corporate culture has not stifled innovation.

    77. Re:Buy more ram by thomst · · Score: 2

      To the OP:

      It is not YOUR computer. YOU should not, under any circumstances, upgrade it.

      Cogent and on point.

      People managed to do "real" work just fine a couple years ago when that computer was mainstream.

      Fail.

      People managed to do "real" work just fine, a couple of years ago, before Microsoft released Windows XP Service Pack 3. THEN, a half-gig of RAM was enough to let you run Firefox (or any other reasonably-resource-intensive application) at reasonable speed. NOW, it's not, because SP3 increased Windows XP's minimum RAM requirement to the point that not only Firefox, but EVERY reasonably-resource-intensive application ends up RAM-starved, and, as a consequence, the system constantly has to swap to "virtual RAM". In fact, I'd be surprised if switching to Opera makes any noticeable difference in performance, because SP3 is such an enormous, snorking, resource hog.

      The OP needs a RAM upgrade - or a new computer. If he can build a convincing business case for it, he should do so. If not, I'd recommend he "accidentally" spill a cup of coffee into his computer's power supply - or inadvertently drop it down a stairwell.

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    78. Re:Buy more ram by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Wow, you clearly haven't had a real job with a REAL IT department. IT should have EVERYTHING inventoried. We do. And we know when hardware changes are made to a system. We get alerted automatically (its designed to warn us of failures, but it alerts for all changes). Anything that is NOT listed in the official IT inventory is pulled and disposed of, usually to the IT lab as junk/test material, recycling, or free to who ever in IT wants it. And when you try to do the upgrade and brick the box and "put in ticket saying 'my pc stopped working", we will see the BIOS case alarm has been tripped and you'll catch hell for wrecking a PC.
       

    79. Re:Buy more ram by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Hey, its not IT's fault that they have a shitty manager who can't get his people what they need.

      Why are you blaming IT when its your own department's fault for not budgeting for proper equipment?

    80. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never had a bad stick of RAM? Ever? It can be a bitch to diagnose when you're getting a bluescreen every few days with an error message from a different driver.

    81. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent funny?

    82. Re:Buy more ram by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      Don't do this. As illogical as uppity Slashdot "power users" think it is, IT departments hate it when people upgrade their machines without consulting them. Full-time employees, they'd probably be willing to let it slide after a stern talk, but for interns? No guarantees.

      Ha ha. Talk about the tail wagging the dog. What kind of a dipshit IT department is issuing computers with 512 MB of RAM in 2011?

      If the company can't afford decent hardware, they are probably expanding too fast. My advice would be to find a company that actually has the funding to support their employees salary and materials & supplies. Barring that, I would accidentally dump a cup of coffee onto the motherboard and then ask them for a new computer.

    83. Re:Buy more ram by tverbeek · · Score: 2

      Taking advice from random people on /. (particularly if they're typing with Caps Lock on) about how to get along well with fellow (senior) employees is like asking your new hair stylist to help you decide between USB3 and Thunderbolt. It's not impossible that you'll get good advice that fits your situation... but I wouldn't count on it.

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    84. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but how do you think he would have reacted if you had just wiped your machine and installed Linux without mentioning it to him first?

    85. Re:Buy more ram by INT_QRK · · Score: 1

      OK. Same idea. To each's own. After checking out the NN "Unity" however, I switched to "Classic" (= GNOME 3.23.1) by the second reboot.

    86. Re:Buy more ram by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      PC speed is not an improvement because Flash ads eat away at the few dozen MB left over by XP in a 1/2 GB system, while swapping kills any benefit by adding orders of magnitude to the waiting process.

      If flash ads eat memory, you don't have the necessary plugins installed.

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    87. Re:Buy more ram by aix+tom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anecdotal evidence if that would have been the company I work for:

      1) Some department gets interns, the IT department gets a call the day they arrive that they "need a PC now!!!".
      2) No clear classification ever on what they need the PC for.

      So of course, we have to pull some junker out from somewhere so that they can have one "now", because it is a very bad idea to have new PCs lying around and getting outdated before someone actually request to have one.

      When it becomes evident (perhaps through an e-mail to the person responsible for the intern, CCed to us (IT)) that that person actually needs better hardware to do their job, then that person usually gets it, because having people waste time with not adequate hardware usually costs way more than an upgrade.

    88. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you blaming IT when its your own department's fault for not budgeting for proper equipment?

      I'm not. However, are you willing to blame developers who are unwilling to suffer in silence and therefore decide to resolve the problem via various "expedient" means?

      It seems to me that the company can either provide the requisite tools for the job or they shouldn't be surprised when employees resolve their unmet needs themselves. This isn't a revenge/power play issue, this is merely about pragmatically resolving the problem so that people can get back to their real job and be more efficient.

    89. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most companies would be aghast to see that happen. Companies and their IT departments have good reasons for not allowing non-company computers and accessories to be used for company business. They also legitimately dislike portable storage devices being connected to company.

      I completely understand and agree. Hence my emphasis on a good faith effort to get the problem resolved via normal procedural channels. However, I will still pragmatically resolve the problems myself if I am stymied.

      Something like this isn't worth quitting a job over (though I would start looking around for a replacement). If a company can't understand that the goal of these expedient solutions is to be more efficient & productive and should choose to terminate my employment over something like this, then I would consider that indicative of a culture that values process over results—which is exactly the type of culture I don't want to be associated with. One government internship was enough, thankyouverymuch.

      Please don't mistake my pragmatism for passive-aggressive rage or some other agenda. The goal is to be able to get my work done quickly, efficiently, and to the best of my ability without having extraneous stress derived from inadequate tools.

    90. Re:Buy more ram by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      If the machine is damaged somehow during installation, then yes, it will tick off IT.

      Oh yes, plugging in a stick of RAM will "damage" the machine... Seriously, people LIKE YOU are why "users" hate IT.

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    91. Re:Buy more ram by russotto · · Score: 1

      Taking advice from random people on /. (particularly if they're typing with Caps Lock on) about how to get along well with fellow (senior) employees is like asking your new hair stylist to help you decide between USB3 and Thunderbolt. It's not impossible that you'll get good advice that fits your situation... but I wouldn't count on it.

      Your hairstylist will pick Thunderbolt every time.

    92. Re:Buy more ram by russotto · · Score: 1

      I'll bet dollars to pennies that the IT guy says, "Can you do it yourself, boy? All my people are busy. Get it done, and get out of my hair."

      More likely he'll say "No", and if pressed will give a few of the corporate lickspittle excuses posted above, and then say "get out of my hair".

    93. Re:Buy more ram by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      He may be maxed out, you'd be surprised how many of those old Dell and Compaq boxes couldn't hold squat with regards to RAM.

      As for TFQ try Kmeleon CCF ME looks like chrome, Gecko engine but lower RAM since it uses Windows native APIs.

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    94. Re:Buy more ram by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Hey that's a bit mean! I've got Sparcstation10's on the shelf!
      Of course I also have much newer spare PCs and have two set up on spare desks to deal with last minute notification or simply somebody's PC stuffing up. The sparcs are spares for legacy software that hardly ever gets used and doesn't require a fast system.

    95. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent funny?

      Either that or cue the oblig. XKCD "Real Programmers" reference.

    96. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's name did this get modded "Redundant" as the first post in the entire comments section?

    97. Re:Buy more ram by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to contradict you, because you seem very smart and you have a well-reasoned and thought out rationalle.

      But at the end of the day, there are really two scenarios:
      1. The rogue route where he sticks a $15 stick of RAM in an old POS machine that is worth only a bit more than that. Best case, he is more productive and saves the company hundreds or even thousands of dollars (depending on the productivity increase, natch). Worst case, he damages the old POS machine - which is of course fully depreciated by now. Maybe this costs the company a couple hundred bucks, even including IT time?
      2. The route you propose. He spends a few hours at intern rate putting together a proposal. Management time is spent considering his proposal. Best case? He doesn't actually create a proposal but just tells his manager that the computer is too slow and gets a stick of RAM. Cost to the company is maybe $50-100 (RAM + PO handling + IT installation) and he saves the company hundreds or thousands of dollars. Worst case, he's spent a few hundred bucks of the company's money on his own time, the time of his manager, and the time of IT and still doesn't get his RAM, so he's still less productive to boot.

      I'm sorry, but when I do the cost-benefit on that, I have to choose 1... if I'm willing to give the company $15.

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    98. Re:Buy more ram by otopico · · Score: 1

      Mod this up.

      So many things in this world can be fixed by just being considerate and asking. I have no idea why people seem to miss that.

    99. Re:Buy more ram by PreparationH67 · · Score: 1

      If the machine is damaged somehow during installation, then yes, it will tick off IT.

      Oh yes, plugging in a stick of RAM will "damage" the machine... Seriously, people LIKE YOU are why "users" hate IT.

      Spoken like a true moron who doesn't actually work on computers, shit happens. If it breaks somehow, the intern is liable and people WILL be pissed. Stop being such a self-centered cunt.

    100. Re:Buy more ram by Americano · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Encouraging an intern to approach the corporate world by saying "Hey, since you won't give me the proper tools to do my job, is it okay if I spend my own money (which you're paying me) to purchase my own?" Is doing him no favors. If your company isn't concerned about wasting your time, then you shouldn't be either, and you certainly shouldn't be paying your own money to "help out" your company if they're to cheap to do it themselves.

      If you offer it, they will ride you for all you're worth:
      "Why don't we just page you using your personal cell phone?" "Great, you can reimburse me a portion of my monthly bill then?" "Oh we can't do that." "Then don't page me on my personal number."

      "Why don't you just work from home in the evening?" "Great, will you provide me with the tools and reimburse me for part of my home internet fees?" "Oh we can't do that." "Then I can't work from home."

      If you don't set limits on the freeloading your company is allowed to engage in, you're doing yourself a disservice.

    101. Re:Buy more ram by pspahn · · Score: 1

      This guy. Him and I are friends. We get along. The rest of you lots, well, I guess I'd probably let you buy me a beer, but I'm certainly not going to engage in any conversation. I will take my beer and move along.

      Just a PBR is fine.

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    102. Re:Buy more ram by sh3p · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh man, you have to be trolling, right? Right?

      You've obviously never had to troubleshoot issues caused by a bad/mismatched stick of RAM. I feel real bad for the kid in IT who has to investigate why "all of a sudden" this computer is having occasional blue screens, application crashes, or some other symptom which could just as easily be attributed to a dozen different causes. Of course the person who installed the RAM won't own up to it at that point, as the "user" knows what they did is wrong but has probably convinced themselves that installing RAM couldn't possibly have been the cause ... after all the computer turns on, right?

      I've seen all this happen just because a kingston dimm didn't want to play nice with a corsair dimm, or vice-versa. Sometimes things that, in theory, should never be an issue end up being the cause of my greatest headaches. Users playing DIY don't make things any easier.

    103. Re:Buy more ram by ChrisMaple · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a good company, the extra that you're willing to do pays off very well in the long run. Working an extra 20 hours a week, unpaid for, unasked for, and filling up half a bookcase with texts I bought myself (no company payback) helped take me from about $45000 a year to $105000 a year in 8 years.

      Doing the same in a poor company earned me praise and promises and little else. Know your company. Know yourself.

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    104. Re:Buy more ram by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      500 Mbyte was mainstream 10 years ago, not 2. The possibility that work was being done on that machine 2 years ago does not mean that it was being done reasonably efficiently. I can do a lot of work with pencil and paper and a book of math tables, but that does not make it a good choice.

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    105. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't you dare plug in an external keyboard you will use only what IT issues you, because we are god and know all.

    106. Re:Buy more ram by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Now the firewall won't let me out, and I can't get to corporate email, or work... what should I do now?

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    107. Re:Buy more ram by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, any competent IT department will know that adding unsupported software is a bigger problem than adding unsupported hardware. If they don't care about him installing whatever browser he wants, why would they care about adding more memory.

      Because often in a large organization, those PCs are leased machines which includes full warranty. So if you go out to purchase unsupported RAM (not through the proper vendor channels such as HP or Dell), you may have voided support. But that's just a minor setback as you can always go back to the original sticks for troubleshooting. The biggest issue with using %random% DIMMS can lead to bit-flips and constant BSODs. This is really bad because now you're having to sink time into troubleshooting a machine without knowing additional RAM was installed. Worse yet, it's corrupting data on the file server forcing employees to fetch for working data from shadow copies off the server (assuming they're even setup). So that's a loss of productivity there eating time and money too.

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    108. Re:Buy more ram by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      More people "showing initiative" have screwed up major projects than anything else I know...

      Yeah, but people not showing initiative have messed up more minor projects than I can count. It's a matter of perspective, balance, and wisdom.

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    109. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good God, what a bunch of self-serving bullshit.

    110. Re:Buy more ram by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Whaa! I should be able to do whatever I want with the computer I don't own, because productivity business critical empower sysnergy!

    111. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, rather than actually do a half hour worth of calculation, you think it's more effective to just pull random numbers out of the air to justify doing whatever you want. Good advice.

      I don't know what the company does, but I strongly doubt that an incrementally faster web browser actually saves hundreds or thousands of dollars over a 3-month internship. It'd probably save the company more money if the kid would actually work instead of spending his days whining about how they didn't buy a super awesome new gaming system for the intern.

    112. Re:Buy more ram by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      If the machine is damaged somehow during installation, then yes, it will tick off IT.

      If it doesn;t work, take out the RAM, wipe off your fingerprints, and reboot.

      If it's still dead, you call IT and say the PC died. You get a new PC. Are they gong to look for DNA on the motherboard?

    113. Re:Buy more ram by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Hey there is NOTHING wrong with a machine that old as long as you don't starve it like in TFA. I keep a socket 478 2.8Ghz as a spare in case a customer needs a box while their PC is being worked on, but unlike TFA it has 1.5Gb of RAM, so it is actually a pleasant machine for web surfing and office work.

      Hell I'm typing this on a circa 2005 Sempron 1.8Ghz that I use as a nettop and with Comodo Dragon for a browser and 1.5Gb of RAM it is a nice experience. Sure beats risking my quad when it is storming out.

      So I'd say the problem is NOT the box, it is the fact they never bothered to throw a stick of RAM in the thing. I bet if he'd just politely ask IT they probably got a stick box just like me and they just haven't had the time to add some to the thing. I bet if he explained he knows how to install a RAM stick and simply asks for one (bonus points if he can name off the size and speed he needs) then he'll most likely get handed one. Most of the time if you don't be an ass to the IT guy he'll be straight with you. After all he is just trying to get through his day same as you.

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    114. Re:Buy more ram by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      I remember back when I was a corporate drone, listening to the IT guys tell us what could and could not be done with our new PCS and the new networking software.

      I had played with it the day before for a bit trying to find features I wanted. Simple UI features.

      Others asked about some of these UI features and were told "no, you can't do that, it doesn't have that feature."

      I waited until IT left the room and then showed the crowd in about 2 minutes how to use the features they had wanted and were told by IT didn't exist.

      Another time an IT guy, degreed, went on vacation. I was "trained" to do his job while he was gone. After the first day on his job, I was completing his entire daily workload at about 9:30 am. Got bored, went and did MY job for the rest of the day. Kept that up for the 2 weeks.

      The internal "customers" his job serviced were thrilled with my performance.

      He was a professional IT guy with a degree. I was a high-school dropout who'd started as a temp.

      When I left the job suddenly the Dept. Mgr. was in a panic, asking me to stay on as a consultant. This all in a fortune 500 corporation.

      Next time I'll tell you about the defense contractor that I'd temped for that offered me whatever I wanted to lure me away from the 1st job.

      Am I a tech wizard? Am I a computer geek? No.
      I'm just not a fucking idiot. I'm not saying that IT people are idiots, just that an idiot can get a degree and a degree will get an idiot hired straight out of school into an IT dept., because managers have no idea how to competently screen applicants.

      As a result, IT departments are typically full of deadwood.

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    115. Re:Buy more ram by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Huh? Patched up here, the OS doesn't really need more than ~200 MiB for itself, and that (checking Process Explorer) includes occasions when it runs for a looong time (well, hibernations in-between), with quite a few heavy apps. And on a machine with 768 MiB, Opera still makes a huge difference.

      The apps which care less about RAM themselves end up RAM-starved.

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    116. Re:Buy more ram by sznupi · · Score: 1

      If "mainstream" suddenly means "what's available to buy", not what's fairly typical among the 1+ billion PCs in usage... people doing work on them very much reasonably efficiently (another thing is how many use computer, any computer, only for very basic stuff)

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    117. Re:Buy more ram by sznupi · · Score: 1

      The third one around the Sol, I imagine, with 1+ billion PCs among its population. Perhaps just not looking at it through quite local, quite atypical experience (that, and how high-tech stuff in particular becomes more expensive, also in absolute amounts, the less prosperous a given place is)

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    118. Re:Buy more ram by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I wish modern software weren't as bloated as it is, but it is what it is.

      Well, this whole topic is about asking which modern software is not so bloated. And getting some good suggestions.

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    119. Re:Buy more ram by sjwt · · Score: 1

      Oh I see the miss understanding here, you are under the mistaken belief that the computer was working fine when new, when most of us get computers that are runing bare minimum specs for windows, let alone any program added on top of that.

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    120. Re:Buy more ram by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If you don't set limits on the freeloading your company is allowed to engage in, you're doing yourself a disservice.

      Interns are there to be exploited and abused. I was an intern, and they threw me into 72 hour weeks. I didn't mind, because it was good experience and they paid by the hour. In college this seemed like money from the sky, and as a side benefit I didn't have any personal time to spend it.

      You are there for the resume building and recommendation letters, and possibly a permanent job offer - not so set the corporate world straight. That comes later.

      I just read this, and it sounds harsh. If I come off as being harsh, consider that we regularly get interns back for 2 and 3 cycles. We also primarily hire from our former interns - so I'm not really that bad in meatspace.

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    121. Re:Buy more ram by sznupi · · Score: 1

      (Up to) 9.27, the last solid "classic release". 9.5 to early 10 were a bit of a disaster IMHO (probably because the sudden emergence of "js race" wrecked their internal plans & schedules). And there's 11 for quite some time already, again solid... and even treating the RAM nicer than the "disaster" ones, IMHO.

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    122. Re:Buy more ram by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      So, rather than actually do a half hour worth of calculation, you think it's more effective to just pull random numbers out of the air to justify doing whatever you want. Good advice.

      Except for the "random numbers" part, yes - that is my advice. I'd love to see you do a detailed analysis without knowing even what his job is. If it makes him a little more productive, it's hundreds of dollars. If it makes him vastly more productive, it's thousands of dollars. He could be a freaking web designer or he could be surfing for game cheats. He could be scraping twitter using Firefox for emails to spam - I have absolutely no idea.

      I don't know what the company does, but I strongly doubt that an incrementally faster web browser actually saves hundreds or thousands of dollars over a 3-month internship.

      Our company has 6-month internships, and the interns do the bulk of the data analysis. Like you, I have no idea what his job entails - so it's probably in the hundreds. Or maybe he's full of it and just wants a faster computer, in which case he won't improve his efficiency at all. But I'm giving the guy some credit.

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    123. Re:Buy more ram by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well duh, everybody knows that hair stylists (and taxi drivers) are best versed and qualified in running governments, politics, etc.; not in technology (no wonder so many places are so frakked up, with the best potential leaders at such jobs...)

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    124. Re:Buy more ram by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      push the work upward, tell your manager "it's busted" and shrug

    125. Re:Buy more ram by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that level of monitoring of the lowest end machines given to grunts/interns is so very rare it's not worth considering by average grunt/intern, and one can always play dumb. In this case those with the potential for such fine grained monitoring have already failed, as they issued machine inadequate for the job. Someone should be monitoring *that*, that's called effective IT management, not going to elaborate lengths to make sure nothing ever changes on the inadequate tools.

    126. Re:Buy more ram by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      I have a real job, therefore I know the truth that what I said stands in 99% of companies (regarding the lowest end obsolete workstations given to grunts). The BIOS alarm can be reset at those 99% of companies.

    127. Re:Buy more ram by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You'll only find Rambus in P4's up to 2.0Ghz, as that's the fastest Socket 423 P4 they made. A 2.4Ghz is likely DDR, or maybe PC133.

    128. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a sysadmin who knows what the hell he's doing.

    129. Re:Buy more ram by antdude · · Score: 1

      Then, they fire you. :D Hence, why I still have a job during the horrible economy.

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    130. Re:Buy more ram by Americano · · Score: 1

      I was an intern too, and yeah, getting paid $15 or so an hour as a college student was pretty great. I worked long hours, and I got paid for them. I did NOT volunteer to write a check back to my company for the privilege of working long hours afterwards, however. You can work very hard, learn a ton, and get lots of great connections while not financing your company's IT operations out of your own pocket.

      Let's assume that the laptop of his wastes an hour of his time a day (not outlandish - I've seen laptops at my company literally take 20-30 minutes to boot & login, and 10-15 minutes for Eclipse to reach a usable state on them). Let's also assume that he gets paid $15 an hour. You might as well pile that $75 up each week and put a match to it. Now, consider that hardware depreciates over 3 years, and a new laptop would absolutely be reissued to a new intern when the old internship ends (or if there's an offer, the intern would keep that laptop as their work machine when they convert to full-time). Over the course of 3 years, a laptop that wastes an hour of time a day has cost your company nearly $12,000 dollars in wasted payroll, versus ~2-3k of new hardware costs to give them a modern computer system. Now multiply that by 10, or 20, or 100 "shitty old computers," and tell me you're getting good value for your money by making the intern use old systems that aren't up to the task?

    131. Re:Buy more ram by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree. Further, as a one-time intern using a glorious 486SX, I would absolutely have stuck some RAM in the damn thing if it only cost $15. At the time, a sorely-needed 4MB module was beyond my budget :) I remember looking enviously at the engineers with their shiny new P5-90s and Windows 95. The cool ones would let me use those when they weren't on them.

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    132. Re:Buy more ram by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Nothing! It was a mistake, ok guys? That's just what happens when you let another post affect your spelling. I promise to pay more attention from now on.

    133. Re:Buy more ram by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      At which point he's got permission, and shouldn't get in trouble.

      I expect this case is one where permission > forgiveness.

    134. Re:Buy more ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Him and I are friends.

      And, lo, we are.

    135. Re:Buy more ram by swiftdr · · Score: 1

      The OP never said anything about upgrading his RAM, he's looking for a smaller footprint browser. Why has this topic been hijacked by hardware tinkerers? Would someone please address his question?

    136. Re:Buy more ram by goldspider · · Score: 1

      "Under these conditions, if *I* where the intern, I'd already be planning my exit, and exactly how I was going to BITCH OUT my college internship coordinator for hooking me up with these losers."

      I'd be willing to bet that if you were the intern, the company would have already let you go, and had a few words of their own for your internship coordinator.

      "It's only a stick of RAM..."

      I deal with a group of software engineers that think this way. Oddly enough, a disproportionately high volume of helpdesk cases comes from this group too.

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  2. opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    opera

    1. Re:Opera by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1, Informative

      Agreed. Make sure you turn off the features you don't want like the mail client, web server, torrent client, etc. It can get very slim.

    2. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the way to go. Once you get the OS running as best you can, you should have no problems with Opera.
      You also might configure the UI to give yourself easy access to the 'author mode' button.

    3. Re:Opera by WOFall · · Score: 3, Informative

      By "turn off" I assume you mean "don't turn on", because if you don't set up a mail account, enable Unite, or download a torrent with the built in client, these features will use the same amount of memory as they would disabled.

    4. Re:Opera by mobby_6kl · · Score: 2

      You don't really have to disable anything, all that functionality is there but it's not doing anything until you use it.

      I set up Opera for my dad on a P4/512MB PC, and it does indeed run very well. However, soon he started complaining that it was very slow. I checked and it turned out that he had so many tabs open (many of them with some Flash videos paused) that you could only see their icons and none of the title text. Oops.

      Admittedly I have the same habit of using tabs as bookmarks, but at least I have 16 times as much RAM and a huge monitor to fit them all.

    5. Re:Opera by ya+really · · Score: 2

      I second the opera recommendation, even if endorsing opera on slashdot means getting flak from the haters. I currently have around 140 tabs open in opera and I am only using 1200mb of ram. Try doing that in any other modern browser :)

    6. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep, Opera is my recommendation as well, but put the Enable Plugins in the options to off, preventing flash from running unless you enable it for a site. In addition something like Foxit PDF over Adobe.

    7. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the HELL do you need 140 tabs open at once?

    8. Re:Opera by Lehk228 · · Score: 0

      so opera is best if you are an effing idiot

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    9. Re:Opera by ya+really · · Score: 2

      Just a little judgmental aren't we? Tabs for me are like temporary bookmarks. Things I will forget if I actually bookmark them or wont need later really. The rationale is if I get enough tabs open (I have a 3 30" monitors @ 2560x1600 so it's not like it's squeezed into a tiny space on my screen) that I will get annoyed enough to go back to them and read or disseminate what was useful out of them. This is just what works for me and I have 16gb of ram so no, I am not worried. Since this is slashdot (well at least it would apply on the old slashdot where it was more "news for nerds), I'm sure quite a few of us do quirky things that most wouldn't understand.

    10. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really want to have fun try browsers designed for embedded/mobile systems, such as Android.

      My android phone has more ram than this guys computer.

    11. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the need is "small footprint modern browser" then how can non-open source be a "main drawback"?

    12. Re:Opera by EricX2 · · Score: 1

      My head is going to explode, maybe if I had 140 tabs with pagest explaining why somebody needed 140 tabs I would understand why 140 tabs makes sense.

    13. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, Opera is my recommendation as well, but put the Enable Plugins in the options to off, preventing flash from running unless you enable it for a site.

      Or better yet, set plugins to enable on demand, so you'll have placeholders you can click if you should want to run a Flash thingie somewhere.

    14. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Firefox was slow but used less RAM"

      What? Firefox uses LESS ram than... well, anything?

    15. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me opens 150 blank tabs

      SO THERE!! lol

    16. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been my experience that Opera (9-10) beats Firefox (2.x-3.x) in responsiveness and with few tabs, but is significantly less responsive once you get enough tabs open to fill RAM vs. Ff with the same tab loadout. I don't know if this is due to differences in architecture, caching policy, or hell, just my imagination/confirmation bias. But it's why I ultimately left O for Ff (1GB RAM, 50-100 tabs, and sometimes Octave and Mathcad sessions pushing the whole browser out to swap) -- but then eventually I got fed up with the suck that is Ff and switched to the suck that is SRware Iron (a privacy-fixed Chromium variant).

      All browsers suck except Dillo. Dillo1 was the world's best browser, back when js and css were optional, and everyone had to make their pages work without them. Haven't tried Dillo2, but it's got CSS now, so it should nearly work on ~60% of the web. I should try it again...

    17. Re:Opera by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Do not use SRWare Iron. It is created by an author mostly interested in driving ad revenue on his site, and he's not beyond exaggerating or lying about privacy issues to drum up interest in his browser.

      Use Chromium instead. It has the same amount of privacy, but you don't need to trust some dodgy guy to build it for you.

    18. Re:Opera by Urkki · · Score: 2

      Why the HELL do you need 140 tabs open at once?

      That's thinking the wrong way around. Why would you want to bother closing tabs manually? And if you don't, tabs start to crop up... And then if the browser can't cope, it is a problem with the browser, not user who doesn't want to do manual organizing just to please his browser.

    19. Re:Opera by swehack · · Score: 1

      I in fact made the switch to Opera when I was using a Thinkpad with 256MB RAM and 1.6GHz CPU. Firefox, though having worked well for two product names back in its timeline, had suddenly started crashing a lot after a certain update. So I gave Opera a chance and was blown away but the stability. I never restarted my browser anymore, it just stayed on with all my tabs saved in it. And if it did close for some reason, it had already saved my tab session flawlessly. I was sold. However, shortly after I came into money and started buying all Mac computers, I switched to FF and now I run FF4.

    20. Re:Opera by ya+really · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If the browser can handle that many tabs without performance degradation and over consumption of memory, why bother having to micro manage your tab usage every time you open another? Back when I used Mozilla/Sea Monkey (before Firefox) I used to have to worry about all that and it might seem crazy for anyone who doesn't use opera to have that many tabs open. However, most opera users I know (yes, there's shockingly more than 3 of them in the world) use quite a few more tabs than any other browser on average. If I were using chrome/firefox (which I do when I test and develop since I prefer their tools for those things over dragonfly in opera), I would never open that many tabs (though obviously I cant since they consume way more memory :) ).

    21. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Midori occasionaly, and the problem is that many pages don't load at all or load very slowly.
      In fact, I use it only for one website which has become totally sluggish with FF4.0.
      Otherwise, I would recommend elinks as well, very good and Dillo, both totally useable alternatives.
      I would also recommend to try and see if an older Opera doesn't work on your machine, or possible a older Firefox.
      They usually had a much smaller footprint and have more than enough bells and whistle for everyday use

    22. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use elinks on a daily basis to render HTML emails on mutt, it's way faster than any GUI alternative and allows me to run everything else with a better speed

      I use chrome for heavy browsing, and iceweasel/firefox for a couple of incompatible sites

      it just work for me, but still I have 2GB of RAM, so I can even fire up a virtual XP to do videoconference.

    23. Re:Opera by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Opera is also available on the Mac, you know... ;p

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    24. Re:Opera by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Enabling Opera Turbo (as long as corp policy, etc. allows such proxy) also makes a big difference, especially on lowest-end machines - because on them it's apparently not only about connection speed, also how much RAM is taken, say, by all the images (recompressed & much smaller with Turbo, it adds up I guess; then you can quickly toggle images on/off in Opera) ...or whatever it is that causes noticeably lower memory usage with Turbo on. Which also places "press here" place-holder where plugin contents are, so there's no need to disable them manually.

      This adblock list might also be handy. Yes, Opera has nicely packaged "extensions" now... but using the built-in adblocker (which was there for a long time, only needed to be provided with a list) might end up lighter. It works fine, and if something slips in - there's also content blocker under RMB menu.

      Its suitability for older machines is probably one of the reasons for Opera usage share among CIS web population - where people are at the same time quite connected and on slow machines & connections (in the family home of my buddy, the computer is still some early Netburst Celeron with 256 MiB, on dial-up; by no means unique). By far #1 browser in Belarus with half the market, large share in Ukraine and Russia (those two seem to tend towards roughly equal usage shares of all major browsers, an ideal situation IMHO; assures standard websites, not "best viewed in IE and FF" we had for some time, which is only barely better from "best in IE")

      "Classic" 9.27 release is even fine on a dual PII 266 that I keep around and boot up sometimes. It actually appears to work better recently (apart from js overload nowadays, better to turn it off) - I guess thanks to websites dropping IE6 & caring more about web standards, which is another focus of Opera for a long time.

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    25. Re:Opera by constpointertoconst · · Score: 1

      Phew, I thought I was the only one to use numerous tabs and windows for ridiculous lengths of time without ever looking at them instead of just saving to a bookmark. (I'm serious). I get flak about it daily whenever someone walks by my monitor, but I'm rather attached to the habit. I mainly find it a more effective reminder of something I need to look at than a bookmark, not to mention the many tabs I actually use on a regular basis (multiple mail clients, references, etc).

      Out of curiosity, how many tabs/windows do you people use? I use typically around 100/10 at a time, though it varies from 50-150 tabs, depending on how recently I did a flush to bookmarks pass.

      When I do this in Firefox 3 (fx 4 is far too inefficient for my liking last I checked), it typically takes up between 0.5-1GB of memory. However, I have to restart Firefox daily because it begins to spike cpu usage every 10 seconds or so for increasing amounts of time (up to several seconds at a time) after running for a while. I've never been able to determine the cause of this despite many hours of research and experimentation.

    26. Re:Opera by jesser · · Score: 1

      If you're on Mac, you can use an app called "Spin Control" to figure out what's causing the pauses / CPU spikes.

      My guess is that you're hitting garbage collection (GC) pauses. Firefox 3.6's GCs are global, so the more tabs you have open, the slower each GC is. Firefox 4 has GC compartments, so most GCs are per-domain or per-tab. Firefox 4 has also had its GC-timing heuristics tuned to allow smooth animations in many cases.

      Firefox 5 has additional changes to limit the damage caused by having hundreds of tabs open, such as a drastic setTimeout clamp for background tabs. Firefox 5 is currently in the Aurora channel and will be in the Beta channel soon.

      Consider setting browser.sessionstore.max_concurrent_tabs to 0 so that after you restart Firefox, it only loads the tabs you switch to.

      What do you find inefficient about Firefox 4? Did you find Firefox 4 inefficient, or only Firefox 4 betas? I hope we can figure it out and fix it before your Firefox 3.6 stops getting security updates :)

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    27. Re:Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed; I regularly run Opera 11 on a 400MHz ARMv5 system, with just 128mb of RAM, and it's comfortably usable. Opera runs much much faster than the browser that came on the device (Mozilla based browser circa 2008), and works well enough with modern (content heavy) websitesthat I often browse on it, instead of boting my laptop.

    28. Re:Opera by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Btw, while Konqueror is feature-rich, I think it is too feature-rich to be light-weight.

      If you want light-weight and fast browser for KDE, try Rekonq, also developed by good folks and KDE using web-kit.

      A win-win scenario :)

    29. Re:Opera by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      currently have around 140 tabs open in opera

      This my friends is the dark side of tab grouping... it is very nice though, atm I have 8 tab groups open which means that I can see thumbs and titles of the top pages of each group and witha single click you get the rest of the tabs displayed and ready to work.

      I wonder why all the other browsers haven't adopted this already...
      And to all the proprietary code haters: well yes, but you have to admit that They (opera) thought of it first. so where is the FOSS inovation that we all hype so much about?

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    30. Re:opera by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      I have a laptop with only 700 megahertz and 256 MB of RAM. I alternate between Opera 11 and Firefox 3.6, and both are equally responsive. I've not noticed any real difference.

      >>>That hardware is close to a decade old!

      Yeah.
      Then what?
      It only cost me $20 to obtain.

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  3. Seriously, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quit that job, and become a hobo.

  4. Use K-Meleon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    K-meleon.

    1. Re:Use K-Meleon by luk3Z · · Score: 0

      I agree. K-meleon definitely. Try run KM with loader from KM dir. FF in compare with KM is really slow (GPU not help FF so much). KM FTW.

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  5. Opera by Derf_X · · Score: 5, Informative

    I use Opera 11 with Windows 2000 on my P3 with 256 MB of RAM and it works quite well.

  6. Obvious answer by mrwolf007 · · Score: 4, Informative

    is of course Lynx.

    Aside from that Opera should require at lot less resources.

    1. Re:Obvious answer by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      is of course Lynx.

      Aside from that Opera should require at lot less resources.

      telnet on port 80 is clearly less memory! :-)

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    2. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh no, Lynx sucks compared to "modern" text browsers like Links.

      Lynx was decent in the 90's but that was a long, long time ago.

    3. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lynx!

    4. Re:Obvious answer by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Real hackers use netcat.

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    5. Re:Obvious answer by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Quitting browsing the internet on company time even less ;-)

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    6. Re:Obvious answer by node+3 · · Score: 1

      It's a joke, but it's also true. It's not really just the browser that is using the memory, but the web pages themselves. After a few tabs, any difference in memory use between different browsers becomes far eclipsed by the data. Lynx keeps a lower memory footprint because it doesn't show you all the data, just the text with a very minimal amount of formatting.

      As long as you only keep a very small number of tabs/windows open, you should be fine. You may have to restart the browser now and then to clear up any leaked memory, and if you do open too many tabs, you may have to restart the computer to clear out the pagefile, but other than buying more RAM, there's not a whole lot you can do. Even if you go through the effort of clearing out services and startup items, you'll still only gain maybe two or three tabs worth, at best.

    7. Re:Obvious answer by CruelKnave · · Score: 2

      The only reason to use Lynx is to check a web page's compatibility with Lynx.

    8. Re:Obvious answer by damiangerous · · Score: 1

      Who says he's on the Internet? We have loads of web based internal corporate apps.

    9. Re:Obvious answer by nashv · · Score: 1

      is of course Lynx.

      Lynx is not the obvious answer, it is the incorrect answer. RTFS.

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    10. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are going all the way to a text browser, Links is much, much better.

    11. Re:Obvious answer by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Look at the line of comments, would using lynx for those internal corporate apps work any better ?

      You bit like an hungry fish, I was kidding of course ;-)

      To your defense, maybe I should have started my comment with "While at it..."

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    12. Re:Obvious answer by blair1q · · Score: 1

      But does Adobe Flash support Lynx on 64-bit systems?

    13. Re:Obvious answer by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      But does Adobe Flash support Lynx on 64-bit systems?

      At least as well as it does on 32-bit systems.

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    14. Re:Obvious answer by kwoff · · Score: 1

      Bloatware. Surely, a real hacker would write a custom "browser" in assembly using syscalls directly.

    15. Re:Obvious answer by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      In this context, a real hacker would accidentally drop their computer out the window and bring their own from home.

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    16. Re:Obvious answer by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      Off by one does ok for simple sites and has SSL. It fits on a floppy. I do wish they'd update it as some websites will not render well.

      http://offbyone.com/offbyone/

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    17. Re:Obvious answer by otopico · · Score: 1

      Netcat is a crutch. Pico; now there is an editor you can trust!

    18. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real hackers wrote netcat.

    19. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, Lynx? C'mon, he wants to get work done, not play around with text-based terminal apps all day. Lynx is useless to 99.9999% of Internet users. Why do people insist on soapboxing when the guy just wants some practical advice?

    20. Re:Obvious answer by danbuter · · Score: 1

      What about ASCII porn? Lynx is perfect for that!

    21. Re:Obvious answer by AnujMore · · Score: 1

      Real hackers directly look at the code and parse HTML with their eyes.

    22. Re:Obvious answer by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      is of course Lynx.

      Aside from that Opera should require at lot less resources.

      links2 is nicer, with better table and mouse support. I daresay it's almost like using firefox in text mode.

      I've also been pretty happy with Chrome / Chromium-browser on low resource systems.

      But unless your work involves watching a lot of youtube, you'll still probably be happiest VNC'ing into a real machine :-P

    23. Re:Obvious answer by swalve · · Score: 1

      Or pull some ram out of the dead machine holding up the end of the futon with the broken leg and install it themselves, and not look for a software solution for a hardware problem.

    24. Re:Obvious answer by coolgeek · · Score: 1

      Dude, you have an old computer holding up your futon too? We should hang out sometime.

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  7. Lighten the Load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Try disabling flash, other plugins, and javascript. It makes 99% of sites faster, and only breaks about 30% of sites. Of the sites that aren't worthless, only about 5% are broken (mostly shopping sites).

    If you install NoScript in Firefox, you can selectively enable/disable scripts and flash and other plugins for specific domains, only enabling what you want.

    This also prevents most advertisements from loading.

    1. Re:Lighten the Load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble is that every goddam site uses Javascript for navigation, Flash for fucking content and video, and god knows what other motherfucking plugin needed to see their content.

      Avoid them you say? Really? I fucking wish!

      The traffic map is one mother fucker that I have to use. My Credit Union and bank is loaded with that shit. The online magazine content I read is loaded with that shit.

      AND it's getting fucking worse! Sites that were clean are being corrupted by that shit!

    2. Re:Lighten the Load by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2

      Disabling flash still allows you to vist most sites, though disabling Javascript is now unrealistic given the number of sites using Ajax. Flash video can increasingly be worked around if you have an HTML5 capable browser, since many sites support the video tag.

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    3. Re:Lighten the Load by higuita · · Score: 1

      Most ram is being abused by flash, images (specially animated images) and javascript... so:

      Install noscript in firefox to disable java script in all sites except those you want/really need

      Install flashblock to block flash on sites that you want to allow java script, but sill wants to control what flash can be loaded

      disable animated images (or play once), like they say here:
      http://kb.mozillazine.org/Animated_images

      Install ImgLikeOpera, to control when and what images can be loaded

      Of course, dont open too many tabs!!

      you can also install dillo, its small and fast, no animated images, no javascript, no plugins, limited CSS... but it works well for most sites and for those that need to READ webpages and not play online, its far more usable and useful than most bigger browsers

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    4. Re:Lighten the Load by MauganRa · · Score: 1

      As hinted out by http://noscript.net/faq#qa1_3 you actually should only install NoScript since it is also able to block flash.

  8. Call your admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call your local admin and request an extra bit of memory because you need [obscure app] to run properly. It's a nice chance to get befriended with him too.

    To answer you q.. IE <cough>

  9. Lynx by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Informative
    Lynx

    Browsing in Lynx consists of highlighting the chosen link using cursor keys, or having all links on a page numbered and entering the chosen link's number. Current versions support SSL and many HTML features. Tables are formatted using spaces, while frames are identified by name and can be explored as if they were separate pages. Lynx cannot inherently display various types of non-text content on the web, such as images and video, but it can launch external programs to handle it, such as an image viewer or a video player.

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    1. Re:Lynx by timeOday · · Score: 1

      The Linyx-compatible Web no longer exists. There will be a whole lot you won't see, and quite a few places you can't even go.

    2. Re:Lynx by lidocaineus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do people keep suggesting Lynx? I'm glad you know about 90s-era text browsing, but even that's moved on. If you're going this route, use Links people!!

    3. Re:Lynx by higuita · · Score: 1

      Because it WORKS in the webpages i use... not everyone wants to go to facebook, some people want the web to research and read, flash, javascript, popups, images are useless.

      on the other hand, if a site doesnt work with lynx... we will more to the next one, its their lost!

      If one REALLY needs to go to facebook... then we can launch a bigger browser and close it when finish

      I personally use many times lynx and dillo, side by side to firefox and chrome

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    4. Re:Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause there are decent binary builds of Lynx on windows, and the last time I looked there were no decent binary builds of Links or Elinks on windows without having to use cygwin.

      Not that cygwin is bad, mind you, it's just another barrier to entry. And if I have cygwin, why would I bother with using some blokes fake windows build relying on cygwin.dll, shouldn't I rather just use the native cygwin version instead? Using the native cygwin version, I then run into issues trying to push cygwin silently[1], but not the end of the world. Now that I've pushed cygwin, I know have to push postinstallation scripts to actually put shortcuts on the desktop, per each program.

      [1] http://cygwin.com/ml/cygwin/2010-03/msg00877.html

  10. Just... wow. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    I saw the "expanding faster than their IT department can supply new hardware" note, but - come on. That hardware is close to a decade old! Is their IT department run by an 80-year-old man?

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    1. Re:Just... wow. by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      That hardware is close to a decade old! Is their IT department run by an 80-year-old man?

      Exactly. I'm not sure I would want to intern (slave labor) at a place that tossed me one of those. Is it a "Gateway"? You can find them at Goodwill for $20!

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    2. Re:Just... wow. by auric_dude · · Score: 1

      No one ever got sacked for buying IBM boxes and Lotus123 software... and who needs more than 640K anyway? From and 80 year old man.

    3. Re:Just... wow. by lennier1 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't really surprise me.
      A while ago I had to use a laptop with a 1.5 GHz Celeron, 1GB RAM and Intel graphics.

    4. Re:Just... wow. by drb226 · · Score: 1

      Plus, computers cost way less than employees. You can get a pretty decent computer for $600 - $800 and use it for, say, 3 years (and that's a lot shorter than most companies keep their computers). You can pay 1 intern $8/hr for about 100 hours of work at that price (~1 month of part time work). If you are hiring people like crazy, that must mean you have the cash to plop down on at least some new hardware as well.

    5. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair: I work in IT and DEPENDING on the task for the computer, I don't see the problem.

      One company I take care of has mobile vehicles that provides physical security. the Guards in the vehicles need something to use as a notepad, (basically entering data into a form) and are also pretty well known for dropping the units. (on the floor of the vehicle. there's a pinning shelf built in to the console, but it's a PAIN in the ass to type on, so they often forget to pin it in place properly). we found that we could buy used Toughbooks (the p3-933's with 512MB of RAM) from the city for a GREAT price. they work great for their purpose (it's a custom build of DSL with flux, using lynx via a 3g modem) and literally takes me an hour to acquire + provision.

      it's a WHOLE different story when you assign a user who's supposed to do desktop publishing (and graphic design) to a p4-2ghz/512MB machine.

    6. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily.

      Generally, an average exec might run Outlook, Word, Excel, Powerpoint, and.they may open a browser window here or there.

      Contrast this with a lower rung employee such as a customer service agent. That agent's workstation runs a softphone application, call recording software (1-5 FPS screen capture + audio), an intranet knowledge base page, one or more diagnostic utility or internal web pages, Outlook Web Access, a break/lunch scheduling page, a billing account application, and so on.

      As newer software comes out, that software is installed either because an exec wants it deployed; Other applications are updated to maintain security compliance. The workstations appear to run slower as the software gets more complex. This is especially apparent on workstations that run a lot of software simultaneously. 4 years after a workstation is deployed, IT tries to purchase a replacement to keep up with the software. The exec, running only Office and IE refuses to approve the purchases because his workstation runs just fine.

      End Result: 6 to 8 year old workstations.

    7. Re:Just... wow. by slyborg · · Score: 1

      That spec isn't that uncommon for a 5-6 year old laptop. Also, this comment is ironic from a handle "93 Escort Wagon".

    8. Re:Just... wow. by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      That spec isn't that uncommon for a 5-6 year old laptop. Also, this comment is ironic from a handle "93 Escort Wagon".

      I wish I could respond with "hey, but I created this account 7-8 years ago" (which is true) - but, thing is, I'm still driving that car! And probably will until it dies on me...

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    9. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. In today's job market, hold out for a place with pinball machines, gummy bears, unicorns and rainbows.

      Please. It's not always a matter of "I'd want to", sometimes it's a matter of "this is how things are".

    10. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "expanding faster than their IT department can supply new hardware" is IT department code for "Bring us cookies and we'll take care of you."

    11. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not knowing exacting what this company does or anything really, hardware of that same vintage is not uncommon. I do tech support as an independent contractor and any number of nonprofits and schools may still have PIIIs around. A clean install with some judicious tweaking of unnecessary background processes can make an old PC running WinXP or the latest versions of some Linux distros run in a still usable way. A Pent 4 with 512 MB of RAM is dated yes, but not a piece of junk.

    12. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, It's embarassing, but I'm still floating Pentium I's with 96MG of RAM... You work with what you got.

    13. Re:Just... wow. by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      Small non-profits fall into this category all the time. I worked at one for a time. Sometimes there really just isn't money to keep up with this stuff, or to pay people enough to keep up with this stuff.

    14. Re:Just... wow. by ICLKennyG · · Score: 1

      There is more to getting a new computer than filling out the change request and provisioning a new image. Computers cost money. If you are young startup that is expanding the capital may not be there for new IT purchases, especially for interns.

    15. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but the hardware has stolen enough for a relative screamer of a replacement for itself many times over: like, every few months, probably. I'm talking about through the electric bill.

      Remember: old hardware = hooker-using, coke-snorting unproductive old worker who steals from you for his habits.

    16. Re:Just... wow. by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Can't he afford one or two memory sticks himself? Doesn't he already own any?

    17. Re:Just... wow. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Even if you assume that the PC uses 150W constantly (which is high for most P4 systems unless it's loaded down with lots of drives or a high-end graphics card), and is never turned off, you're talking like $10 of electricity every month. Not a big deal deal.

    18. Re:Just... wow. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      in 2001 the average computer was a 500mhz 128mb of ram quit being a moron, and I dont know what the question really is, I use a 1.7ghz p4 at work with 768 meg of ram and if I just keep it clean and turn off that stupid virus scanner its more than fast enough to have a fuck ton of emails open, a spreadsheet or 2 and be here on slashdot, even with their crap slow javascript with only minimal lag

    19. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. 10 months (1 year) = $100, 30 months (3 years) = $300. "A decade old" means that that P4 paid for its $300 relatively screaming replacement a couple of times. Do you have any idea how slow a P4 is?

    20. Re:Just... wow. by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      which btw is a really nice car. especially if you know girls ;-)

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    21. Re:Just... wow. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The obvious solution, of course, is to turn the machine off when it's not being used. In an office, that will cut the power usage by 2/3 right there. Besides, you really have to count the difference between the new computer and the old computer. Most P4's don't really use that much more power than a modern machine. The gains in efficiency have been eaten up by tacking on more and more cores. The Atom is an exception, but on the other hand the Atom isn't any faster than a P4 anyway.

      Also, I have a pretty good feel for how fast a P4 is, because I use them everyday. For running office applications and browsing the web, they are perfectly fine.

    22. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      512mb RAM should be enough. Why should people continually waste money because programmers bloat their software faster than Moore's Law? Many people have an income below $1 a day.

    23. Re:Just... wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fine, you win.

  11. I would buy my own. by dicobalt · · Score: 1

    If I had to work all day on this PC I would simply buy one for work. There is no way a P4 with 512mb is going to get the job done in 2011.

    1. Re:I would buy my own. by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      It's not expensive and if you get worth out of the investment it's a good thing all the way around.

      Those machine specs are decent for a general office computer running Office 2003. If you want more bang out of it, hit eBay and double the ram for pretty cheap. XP really improves with 1-gig of ram. Of course Firefox still being a memory hog is still a separate issue.

    2. Re:I would buy my own. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $350 for a laptop on Newegg, I so agree.

    3. Re:I would buy my own. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I wound up doing this in early '07 before my last upgrade, with leftover parts from when I upgraded my personal PC. Socket-A Athlon 2600+ and a gig of DDR was a heck of a lot better than the 1.5 GHz P4 with 512MB of Rambus work had issued me.

      OP is probably young enough to not have a stock of computer parts, though.

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    4. Re:I would buy my own. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      There was one company I brought in my own portable, asking permission first, for this reason. The IT dept said they would let it slide, but wouldn't support it. Since they weren't really supporting developer desktops anyhow I went ahead and took the risk. Ironically it did reveal some limitations in the software we were developing, so I provided a fix to deal with it.

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    5. Re:I would buy my own. by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      More and more companies are allowing employees to use their personal hardware on their network.

      You might be better off asking if you can bring in your own laptop, so long as you run their anti-virus, etc.

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    6. Re:I would buy my own. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Come on, you can get much better than those specs for $300 bucks or less in a FULL notebook PC. Sans monitor and other peripherals, you can get an even faster consumer grade computer.

      You probably already have one at home...

      Bring notebook to work. Clone MAC address of shite PC, plug in Ethernet / keyboard / mouse / monitor to notebook -- Tada" Faster workstation" on the cheap.

      Security preventing your new hardware from accessing the system? Bring a USB or CD with Linux and image your workstation hard drive -- run your workstation OS in your notebook via Virtual machine software -- I've done this before, however, you'll also want to put in a resume at another company...

      Think about it: If they can't afford a one time $300 CPU purchase, how much do you cost them monthly? If they can afford the hardware, but can't cut the red tape to get you decent hardware, or if management is so inept they hire workers they can't utilize, or expect results from workers that are so ill-equipped they can't do their jobs: Just imagine what the rest of your time there will be like................... see? Now, update that resume.

  12. Reduce FireFox ram usage by binkzz · · Score: 1

    The RAM usage in FireFox isn't a bug, and there are things you can do to make it use less RAM:

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    1. Re:Reduce FireFox ram usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be actually offering helpful advice, so I'll add my response to yours.

      Firefox is probably still your best option for full-featured browsing. Throw in adblock, flashblock, and perhaps noscript, and you seriously cut down on ram consumption. Fiddling with about:config like the parent post recommends can get you some boosts as well - I recall in the firefox 2.x days you could seriously trim ram use by disabling the option to keep pre-rendered copies of the forward/back history in memory. In a pinch you can even disable all images in the normal options, but most people find that an unpleasant way to browse the web.

      I can tell you that firefox still runs surprisingly well on both p2 and p3 hardware with 256mb ram, but performance will degrade noticably as you increase the number of open tabs.

    2. Re:Reduce FireFox ram usage by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't think that using less memory would be a bug (the last link shows Firefox using less total memory than the other browsers, but because it was written on an Opera blog I suppose there was some reluctance to admit it.)

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    3. Re:Reduce FireFox ram usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the real world, users don't care about bullshit "distinctions" like that. They don't care why Firefox uses so much memory, nor do they care whether or not this problem is technically is a memory leak. All they know is that Firefox uses a lot of memory, and that in turn causes other problems like excessive swapping and not enough memory being available for their other applications.

    4. Re:Reduce FireFox ram usage by bunratty · · Score: 1

      But Firefox doesn't use lots of memory. Then again, in the real world, users don't care about facts either. Firefox has a reputation for using lots of memory, so users perceive it as using lots of memory. If you care about facts, you can check my post above. Or you can just keep spreading the rumor as you just have again.

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    5. Re:Reduce FireFox ram usage by aitikin · · Score: 1

      In the real world, users don't know what swapping is and don't understand that Firefox uses more memory. They just understand that when it's open, everything seems to slow down.

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  13. TinyXP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Since you don't mention your OS, I'm forced to assume it's Windows of some kind. If so, check out some of the various remasterings of the XP install CD put out by various release groups. There is one in particular called TinyXP which is about 400MB installed and idles with around 24MB of RAM used. A very good friend of mine put it on his brother's old machine and it runs Chrome + youtube stuffs + games just fine.

    Otherwise install linux and lynx :)

    1. Re:TinyXP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen it running too, but that 23Mb is before drivers. Once you install video and other applications, it's on par with regular xp idling. The really big problem is, when something does end up not working it's harder to figure out what's causing it to break and impossible to fix without reinstalling the OS.

    2. Re:TinyXP by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      "The really big problem is, when something does end up not working it's harder to figure out what's causing it to break and impossible to fix without reinstalling the OS."

      So... it's just like regular Windows?

    3. Re:TinyXP by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I'll have to try that. I'm migrating away from XP, but this sounds like just the thing for those times when I need to use a Win only app which doesn't run under Crossover. At this point, I pretty much am only using XP until I can finish my last set of backups, and install Linux.

    4. Re:TinyXP by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I doubt TinyXP could join a domain and work in an enterprise environment.

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    5. Re:TinyXP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are correct. Also, I don't think they would like some intern running warez on the company network.

  14. Grail by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Bring back grail.. it was small, fast and mulitplatform out of the box, being based on Python.

    ( and one of the first broswers.. )

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    1. Re:Grail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect "small, fast" was due more to being "one of the first browsers" than "being based on Python." If you want to simultaneously optimize for modern UI feature count and low memory usage, Python is probably not the way to go.

    2. Re:Grail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no, it wasn't.

      First, it depended on not-very-crossplatform (at the time) tk, so it was kinda-sorta-crossplatform with lots of bugs and crashes anywhere that wasn't UNIX.

      Second, it wasn't "one of the first", unless you meant one of the first hundred -- it was released after Mosaic, Navigator, and IE already existed, plus a crapload of other browsers.

      I know you like it, and want us to like it too, but you should realize that lying to a roomful of nerds about easily verifiable information (that most of us lived through!) is likely to backfire.

  15. Seems like you have been duped by viking80 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...expanding faster than their IT department can supply new hardware" is corporate terms for "..because we are almost broke"

    My recommendation, just stay away.

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    1. Re:Seems like you have been duped by Threni · · Score: 1

      A lot of companies have old, shitty hardware. Doesn't mean they're going broke, just means the people in charge don't have a clue. Turns out a lot of UK companies don't have a clue.

    2. Re:Seems like you have been duped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "My recommendation, just stay away."

      Sounds like a true government employee that hasn't had to look for a job in the last few years.

      P4 is a perfectly adequate office PC. Most of the people using them couldn't tell the difference between that and an i7 so why waste the cash?

    3. Re:Seems like you have been duped by artor3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nah, that's corporate speak for "Interns? They don't need a laptop to make coffee! Just dig up something from storage and let 'em play with that."

    4. Re:Seems like you have been duped by mobby_6kl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nope, not at all. I work for one of the largest software companies that isn't going anywhere (even if you wanted it to). The process, at least in our office, is that new employees get whatever's available in the warehouse (currently mostly P4s with 1-2GB of RAM and WinXP) and a new machine is ordered for them (Core i5, 4-8GB, etc). It can take a while for the new hardware to arrive.

      I have a feeling though that whoever is doing the hiring for our team doesn't pay enough attention to this, otherwise the new computers could be ordered in advance. But that's just annoying at most, and not an indication that the company is broke.

    5. Re:Seems like you have been duped by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Our biggest client has a habit of never telling us when or how many people they are hiring, so we've gotten in the habit of having 4 systems for them on hand, ready to go, at any given time. Then of course they decided to hire six people all within the space of two weeks... Two unlucky people will be stuck with 6 year old laptops til their new PCs come in.

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    6. Re:Seems like you have been duped by grapeape · · Score: 1

      He has a very good point...I'd check the non intern machines if they are the same the company is likely not going to be a place you really want to work from an IT perspective...I've done that one before and it was a lesson well learned. Some companies seem to want new bells and whistles on the software side but want to spend zero dollars on hardware and just expect the IT department to work it out. There seems to be a disconnect as to who much productivity depends on the functionality of the computer. That new act database might have some super new feature but if it means that looking up a contact on the ancient desktop is going to take an extra 2-3 minutes you haven't gained anything but lost productivity.

      Actually if the machines are that old...support is not going to be much of an issue in a few months anyway since XP itself will be a "dead" platform as far as MS support goes anyway...I would suspect that within a few months of the cutoff date XP will become even more of a haven for spyware and viruses than it is now since security holes wont get patched.

    7. Re:Seems like you have been duped by assertation · · Score: 1

      Luckily for him it is just an internship.

    8. Re:Seems like you have been duped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey Ballmer - didn't know it's that bad over there. Lemme send you some of mine. -Steve

    9. Re:Seems like you have been duped by 19061969 · · Score: 1

      It's just the British way of doing things.

      I've worked for a lot of British companies and on the whole, they pay as little as possible. It's exceptional to start a salaried job on anything other than the minimum of the scale; US companies are much more willing to pay for talent and experience so I prefer working for them.

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    10. Re:Seems like you have been duped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If every one else is using p4s with 1 gig min why do you have 512meg

      and opera is good so is chrome either one would work better than fire fox...
      i have used them on a 1.1 ghz celeron with 128 meg pc 133 sd ram running xp...
      ask your it department if they can kick you a 512 chip to make your system have 1 gig unless it has the same issue as the system i got out of the trash this weekend a 1.6 ghz p4 with 256 meg of pc 133 had another 256 chip laying around tossed it in opera 11 and chrome both run fine on it...

    11. Re:Seems like you have been duped by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      My recommendation, just stay away.

      Unless, it really IS a growing company, at which point you stay as close as humanly possible - there is almost no place as secure as a position in a rapidly growing company, and, as much as I hate to say it, growth costs money!

      For example, let's say you have a business where you have terms of "net 30", meaning you submit the bill, and the customer pays within 30 days. Implied is the idea that you deliver service for 30 days before billing. And it takes 30 days for most companies to run the bills for the previous month and figure out what happened and how much was made.

      Each of these steps are vulnerable to the "+1" problem, so that it takes 2 months to finish instead of 1. Which means that, for a minimum period of between 90 and 180 days. Up to 180 days (about 6 months) of costs going out the door for an increase in service level unmatched by income.

      That, my friends, is where the term "cash poor" comes from, and this kind of "cash poor" is almost exactly where you want to be when jobs are tight.

      Don't assume anything without a reason for the assumption.

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    12. Re:Seems like you have been duped by zwei2stein · · Score: 1

      Cosndering we do not know job he is doing it could also be corporatese for "kid, we are not going to order you some kind of gaming rig to fill forms."

      There are (many, many) cases where you simply do not need newest hardware and it would be literally throwing away money to order some. I see little odd about IT not being in hurry to throw away working PCs for not reason.

      And yes, it saves corporate some money. You know how not to become almost broke? By acting like you already are.

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    13. Re:Seems like you have been duped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They never give interns good equipment. At our office the interns almost always have their own laptops that they use,
      and the G5's that we set up for them remain untouched for months.

      Advice: Use your own laptop, and pour kool aid in as many old boxes as possible.

    14. Re:Seems like you have been duped by ktappe · · Score: 1

      Nah, that's corporate speak for "Interns? They don't need a laptop to make coffee! Just dig up something from storage and let 'em play with that."

      To everyone who modded the parent "funny", I'd recommend "insightful" instead, as it's almost certainly exactly what happened. Whether they mean to or not, almost everyone regards interns as "disposable." Therefore they put them in closets instead of a real office, give them the worst PCs that can be dug up, no phone, the broken chairs, no lighting, and assign them worst tasks. I guess most humans have a built-in need to have someone to look down on and abuse. Sad, really.

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    15. Re:Seems like you have been duped by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I work for an organization with pretty much universal name recognition and our policy is interns get whatever happens to be sitting on the shelf somewhere. That usually means something like a pentium-D desktop with a gig of RAM or if they need a laptop a 4-5 year old core 2 duo with a gig of RAM and Win XP.

  16. be more specific by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are (as far as you're concerned) "the more modern UI features?" If you can nail down what you really mean by that, we can probably come up pretty easily with one of these two answers: 1) Browser X, of course 2) Nothing; you're screwed.

    Is the Firefox awesome bar a bug or a feature? Is fast javascript a "UI feature" or nearly irrelevant? And so on. You mention FF4. Is FF2 just as good a UI, or worse, or better (and if so, how)?

  17. Midori by timothyb89 · · Score: 1

    Midori is really lightweight and fast. It tends to outperform Chrome on older computers in my experience. Plus it runs in XFCE, so you're set for a lightweight environment.

    1. Re:Midori by captjc · · Score: 1

      Plus it runs in XFCE, so you're set for a lightweight environment.

      Considering the computer is provided by the company, It most likely runs windows. I doubt IT would look kindly to wiping it and installing some form of Linux to run XFCE.

      Yes, I know Midori does run on Windows.

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    2. Re:Midori by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      I'm having trouble logging in to slashdot with Midori on Windows.

      That can't be promising for either usability (Maybe I am missing a setting) or the browser itself.

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    3. Re:Midori by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Indeed it is. Its small footprint also means it runs on embedded devices, and it happens to be one of very few browsers that score 100% on the ACID 3 test.

    4. Re:Midori by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Midori niggles:

      Is it still adding "res:" to the address bar? You open up a new tab, enter "blah", hit Ctrl+Enter, and then get an error that "http://blahres/" couldn't be found.

      Oh, and Ctrl+Enter doesn't work.

      Other than that, it might be my main browser.

      Oh, it might be nice to have a "drop all cookies" feature.

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  18. X (padding to eliminate "Filter error") by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Run the browser on the Corei7 guy's computer, use his RAM, and see it on yours. ;-)

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    1. Re:X (padding to eliminate "Filter error") by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I was thinking too. ssh -X is your friend. A modern machine won't mind running two Firefoxes, so find a buddy that's got one, ask nicely, run FF on his machine and just display it on yours.

    2. Re:X (padding to eliminate "Filter error") by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      That works to some extent, but remember that the pixmaps are stored on the local X server. So every image, etc., eats up memory on the client side. Granted, 512 MB is a fair amount to work with, but there are still limitations.

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  19. from the merry openbsd team by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  20. Kmeleon/(E)Links by wallyhall · · Score: 1

    If you're on Windows - Kmeleon http://kmeleon.sourceforge.net/ Otherwise (all joking aside on this!) - (E)Links. I use it on both Linux and Windows regularly - with the right setup you can even get a graphical UI... http://elinks.or.cz/

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  21. Use less RAM by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I assume you have Windows XP or Linux.

    Try to disable as many services or daemons as you can to free up RAM. In the Microsoft world, MSCONFIG is your friend. If you manage to keep your "working set" below your actual RAM you should be okay. About all you really need is the bare-bones OS, networking and security software, a web browser and whatever extensions you need, plus whatever you need for your business. Those "business" applications can eat you alive, especially if they have the word "Office" in them. Consider closing all heavy-RAM applications first then surfing, then closing your web browser and resuming your "Office" work.

    Firefox 3.latest is not bad, but I haven't done a RAM-usage comparison w/ Firefox 4.

    If RAM is the issue and it's not something exotic like RAMBUS, I'd upgrade with "just enough" to get you up to what you need. Half a gig of DDR PC2700 is under $30 from a major hundreds-of-stores retailer's web site, with free ship-to-store shipping.

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    1. Re:Use less RAM by hedwards · · Score: 1

      I've tried a lot of optimization software over the years, but this is the one I've found that actually works as advertised: Advanced SystemCare 4

      But, the thing is that in a corporate environment you're not likely to be allowed to install RAM or programs to deal with optimization. The best bet would be to prepare a report on how much time the OP is wasting waiting for the computer to respond and relate that to the cost of upgrading the hardware. That's really the best way of handling it in a business environment. They may still say no, but otherwise, why risk getting fired for screwing around with company property outside of the scope of work?

    2. Re:Use less RAM by Enderandrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can also configure Firefox not to cache rendered pages in RAM.

      But Arora might be the browser you're looking for.

      http://code.google.com/p/arora/

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    3. Re:Use less RAM by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Try to disable as many services or daemons as you can to free up RAM. In the Microsoft world,

      Uh, MSCONFIG is a band-aid "solution" (although a fast partial one. :-) One really should be disabling all non essential services.

      e.g. and scroll down, set Show entries to 100, and use the "SAFE" or "Tweaked" column ...
      http://www.blackviper.com/2008/05/19/black-vipers-windows-xp-x86-32-bit-service-pack-3-service-configurations/

    4. Re:Use less RAM by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't need to purchase software to optimize your PC when it really is as simple as firing up MSCONFIG to disable services and apps that you don't need running in the background.

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    5. Re:Use less RAM by hedwards · · Score: 1

      There is a free version which does quite well. But it does a lot more than just that. Plus, yes you can do all of that stuff by hand, however, unless you really have time to kill and are willing to spend a lot of time on tinkering, the cost of the paid version is likely less than the amount of time you'd spend researching it.

      And, personally, I'm too lazy to bother constantly adjusting things like that and making sure to do the maintenance to keep things running well. Hence why apps like this exist. It's definitely not mandatory if you're willing to spend the time to do it your self. But then again, you technically don't need antivirus either, it's just much more convenient than refusing to connect to the internet.

    6. Re:Use less RAM by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Anyone who needs an optimization guide can just go to Black Viper's site. I actually reference back to him sometimes. He's pretty much got it all, no need to pay a single dime to some dummy who will likely mess things up for you.

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    7. Re:Use less RAM by Nursie · · Score: 0

      Seriously, it's not hard to run up msconfig and switch off stuff you don't need to have loaded at runtime!

    8. Re:Use less RAM by camelrider · · Score: 1

      Congrats! This is the first post that responds to the original question!

    9. Re:Use less RAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we got that when David said it, and we still had it when Andrew reiterated it. Maybe Hedwards has a point, maybe he's just here to advertise, but either way, I'm not sure using the same response over and over is going to help. 'k?

    10. Re:Use less RAM by psyclone · · Score: 1

      Also, if you care to learn anything about the system you're using, the 5 minutes of research per line of msconfig is totally worth it. Then a quick load of the task manager (on any computer running the same OS) will let you know what needs to be running, and all the other junk that is safe to disable.

      The less applications installed, the fewer apps running, the more knowledge you have over the remaining programs, the better.

  22. Emacs? by L473ncy · · Score: 1

    How about using Emacs as a web browser? Specifically, XEmacs and this one random one I've heard in passing called "w3m" or something should be able to do it pretty much out of the box.

  23. Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *rimshot*

  24. Flashblock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    flashblock is the single most important piece of software to install for browsing on older (or current) machines, it's a firefox extension that replaces flash ads and videos with a "click to play" icon. avoids total CPU overload as well as ram use.

    Then, some websites are obviously more heavy than others, you can load a lot of "web 1.0" pages with simple layouts and few features but you will get groped by the bloated sites - no marvel, fat browser memory use comes from fat content. you can try Adblock and/or Noscript if you really feel the need to.

    Firefox 4 is nice enough, better than previous versions though helps more with CPU load than memory load. you can try Opera or some other browser but you will run in the same, content-based memory limitation (ultimately).

  25. a bad sign for the company by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 0

    I hope your system is not on the dells with bad caps.

    but any ways that hardware is so old and the IT department saying that it can't supply new is a bad sign for the company. What do they want you to do on your job anyways and I hope they don't force windows vista / 7 on that hardware or any kind of bloated AV or other stuff.

    1. Re:a bad sign for the company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope your system is not on the dells with bad caps.

      The bad capacitor problem was not limited to the Dells by any means- I've repaired systems from IBM, HP/Compaq, Gateway, and motherboards from Abit and others. The bad caps aren't just on motherboards- they're in power supplies, and sometimes video cards!

    2. Re:a bad sign for the company by sound+vision · · Score: 0

      While a P4-era machine will certainly feel sluggish compared to a new one, I don't think it's a bad sign for the company that they give one to an intern. Simply popping an extra stick of RAM in it should make it suitable for common office tasks: Spreadsheets, web, email. Hell, even videoconferencing should work. My netbook, which sports a 1.6 gHz Atom (benchmarking almost exactly the same as my P4 2.0), 1 GB of memory, and Intel integrated graphics, worked fine for all those things. Skype worked. I even used Firefox on it, although opening multiple tabs or JS-heavy pages would feel sluggishly. In fact, I'd still be using it at school and at home today if I hadn't cracked the screen.

      From a corporate perspective, providing this intern who may only be there a few months with a computer capable of launching Word a few seconds faster, makes no sense. If they didn't have any new machines on hand, it would be an expense of several hundred dollars, for no significant productivity increase. The prudent business decision would be exactly what they did: Get more use out of the old equipment that's just lying around.

      Now, the extra ram is pretty much necessary to keep the machine usable for more modern apps (Office 2007, Firefox 3/4). But he just needs to ask the IT department about that. There's no logical reason why they'd refuse to let him put another stick in there. The only thing I can think of is that they have rules so stiff that they do not allow ANY modification of the hardware, even one that won't screw up their system images or present a security risk. That kind of inflexibility would bode much worse for the company than deciding to re-use old, but working, parts.

      Of course, this is all assuming he's just going to be using an office suite and a web browser, maybe a few other low-profile apps. If they want him to do CAD, or software development, or image editing, something like that - then yes, they need him to get a new PC.

      (By the way: Windows 7 won't even install on a machine with 512 MB. I don't think Vista will either, but I haven't had much experience with it. So I doubt they have those on the P4 box. I also doubt he's doing any computationally-intensive things either, those would run so slow on the machine as to make it completely unusable.)

  26. Yet another Windows related problem by SquirrelDeth · · Score: 1

    Most distro's will run fine on 512MB of ram. Your OS is the problem not your browser.
    However just go to the dump crack a couple of cases open and viola free ram. I do it all the time for older computer parts. Last time I found a broken (dead cmos battery) IBM Lenovo ThinkCentre 3.2 GHZ, 1 GB ram, 80 GB hdd. Upgraded the ram (4 GB) hdd (500GB) Hooked it up to my 37" LCD TV running openSuse with Gnome 3. I fix dozens of older computers for friends and family with dump parts. Simple things like power supplies can save a lot of money.
    But even if you have the spare ram get the tech guy to install it even though you know how so you don't step on any toes.

  27. What version of IE? by tepples · · Score: 1

    To answer you q.. IE <cough>

    Internet Explorer 9 requires 1 GB of RAM because it requires an operating system that won't run well with less. Or are you recommending using Internet Explorer 8?

  28. Lean back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I interned at a company that issued me similar hardware (p4, think it was 1,6ghz, and I know for sure 384 megs'o'ram). Even at the time that sucked balls (2007), especially because I had to do coding on it (eclipse). Asked for an upgrade, they didn't have the budget.

    I told them: I'm sorry, but a paid internship costs like 1/6th of a FTE. You can drop 50 bucks on RAM and add a gigabyte. Of course they didn't, so whenever I was held back by that box I made a point of it to lean back in my chair and assume the most relaxing pose possible (even closing my eyes). Any time they asked what I was doing I'd tell them (truthfully) that I was waiting for my compile/whatever. Eventually it worked and I got a whopping 512 megs more. Big whoop.

    Theres no reason any company needs to shove 10 year old hardware on an intern. You call up Dell or whoever, say you need a thousand PCs and they will bring it out.

    1. Re:Lean back. by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Theres no reason any company needs to shove 10 year old hardware on an intern. You call up Dell or whoever, say you need a thousand PCs and they will bring it out.

      Nor is there any reason why they need interns, just just need to post a help-wanted add and a thousand people will send their resume.

      There's just the small matter of funding - when you get a real job in the real world, you'll find that unbudgeted capital expenditures and adding headcount take more than a phone call to a vendor to resolve.

  29. Linux or else. by Kwpolska · · Score: 1

    You need Linux and luakit. They are awesome on old machines.

    1. Re:Linux or else. by bromoseltzer · · Score: 1

      Or simply run Linux off a live CD -- Ubuntu, Knoppix, etc. Slow to boot, but reasonably fast to run. Fair chance it will be more responsive in limited RAM.

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    2. Re:Linux or else. by froggymana · · Score: 1

      Using a live CD can be rather painful for usage. I would recommend him using the same live "cd" OS, but off of a flash drive instead for better latency.

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  30. telnet... by pr100 · · Score: 1

    ... what more do you need?

  31. going minimal by consumer_whore · · Score: 1

    openbsd and links

  32. Opera by vga_init · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think you would want to give Opera a try. I compared some of the major browsers several months ago, and what I found was that Chrome was fast but uses RAM excessively, and Firefox was slow but used less RAM. Opera seemed to be strong in both speed and memory conservation, the main drawback being that it is not open source. Firefox is faster now that version 4 is out, putting it in competitive range of Opera, although I'd wager that Opera is still more efficient.

    Now if you're able and willing to try non-mainstream browsers, there are a lot of fun things you can play with. Epiphany is a popular underdog choice, and other alternative browsers run a full gamut of niches. In the past I've tried Konqueror, Midori, Aurora, Dillo, and yes, even elinks (I've actually used it productively, so I'm not joking). There is even that funny K-Meleon browser for windows. I don't know how many of these are still in active development, but many alternative browsers do excel in being lightweight, so on systems with limited resources you will see noticeable speed gains. The downside is that you will get compatibility problems, and the Javascript engine may be slow.

    If you really want to have fun try browsers designed for embedded/mobile systems, such as Android.

  33. Chromium by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    Back during the Firefox 4 betas I sometimes used a 300Mhz P3 laptop (380ish megabytes of RAM). Firefox pegged the processor just by being open, but Chromium didn't.

    1. Re:Chromium by higuita · · Score: 1

      Firefox betas have a lot more debug enabled, that can increase the ram and cpu usage.
      My personal experience is that chrome eats more ram *globally* than firefox4 (you need to count all the threads and chrome process), using the same pages ( i did a small test a few months ago with about random 10 web pages that i had open at the time... firefox had more reserved RAM, but less resident RAM needed... both with no swap at all)

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    2. Re:Chromium by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Modern websites require too much processing power. Until this January I was running Firefox 1.5.0.2 on a P3-500 (Red Hat 8) and frequently came across pages that took 2 minutes or longer to render, 100% CPU utilization, about 90% of which was Firefox.

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  34. Not necesarilly by pavon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This happened to me (an apparently many other interns) at one of the National Laboratories. The lab wasn't strapped for cash nor going away anytime soon. The real problem was that the guy that hired me didn't plan ahead and order a computer (which can take weeks to get thanks to procurement overhead), so he panicked and snagged one on the way to reapplication. I scrounged up some more RAM from reapp, and it worked fine for the three months I was there.

    1. Re:Not necesarilly by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Interns really are one of the harder situations. It's hard to justify a new computer for somebody who will only be there for 3 months, especially since nobody is even coming to replace them (until 9 months later, if then). So you keep around spares you don't need anymore... which is what reapp is.

    2. Re:Not necesarilly by blair1q · · Score: 1

      So you and he saved the taxpayers the price of an unnecessary new machine.

      (*applause*)

  35. Not so bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2.4 Ghz P4 with 512mb of ram is not that bad, I used one with these specs up until last summer, and my sister is still using it.
    I do not recall the browser slowing down the system (I used chrome).

  36. firefox3 + noscript by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run firefox 3 on my old 512Mb p4 laptop (it doubles as a hotplate for frying eggs). With noscript installed it runs reasonably quickly, plus a lot of annoying crap on websites doesn't work with javascript off which is a bonus.

  37. Is browsing in your job description ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The job you're been hired to do probably does not include browsing the web on company time anyway. Just don't do it. Problem solved.

  38. compile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Firefozilla 4 compiled with -Os, sorted. Thank me later.

  39. Use Chromium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know you already mentioned it (and specifically asked for "other") but my computer is much, much older than yours and Chromium runs fine on it. If it doesn't on your computer, chances are that the browser isn't the problem. Open up Task Manager (or better yet, Process Explorer) and see what crap you've got running in the background. You don't really need it.

  40. Chrome or Opera by Nimey · · Score: 1

    Don't know if this is still true, but as recently as v9 some websites would have problems with Opera's Javascript implementation.

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    1. Re:Chrome or Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know if this is still true, but as recently as v9 some websites would have problems with Opera's Javascript implementation.

      As recently as 5 years ago, a mere 2 JavaScript engines away.

    2. Re:Chrome or Opera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill yourself.

  41. surf [suckless] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OpenBSD, CWM and surf.

  42. Get to work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you getting paid to browse the Internet? No?

    Then quit the browser and go back to work :)

  43. Lynx by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    Enjoy! :)

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  44. Konqueror by inglorion_on_the_net · · Score: 1

    I used to use Konqueror 3.x on a 200 MHz Pentium with 96 MB RAM. It was the only graphical browser that both had good support for the Web at the time (HTML4, JavaScript (including AJAX), Flash and other plug-ins, tabbed browsing) and that would allow me to have multiple tabs open and still have the browser respond immediately to mouse clicks.

    On top of that, those versions of Konqueror have some nice features that weren't common at the time, such as access keys (press control, then a letter to follow a link) and web shortcuts (type a short keyword and some search terms in your address bar, and you could search the web using your favorite search engine, Wikipedia, or whatever else you would add). Konqueror is a very nice browser even if your machine isn't resource-constrained.

    I haven't used the post-3.x versions of Konqueror, but I've always enjoyed 3.x. About the only annoyance is that a number of "Web 2.0" sites don't work with Konqueror, or require tweaks. Support has improved with the increasing popularity of WebKit (which originated with Konqueror as KHTML, but is now used with Safari, Chromium, Chrome, and several other browsers), and most sites will actually work if you set the browser identification to some more popular browser (e.g. Opera, Safari, or Firefox).

    If you are willing to use closed-source software, Opera is a very good browser. I don't know about the resource usage of their newer releases, but they are known for packing an amazingly good feature set in a small package. Same as with Konqueror, though, you may need to set the browser identification to some other browser to get certain websites to work with it. Opera makes this very easy to do.

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    1. Re:Konqueror by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      These days I'd recommend rekonq or arora for Konqueror fans.

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    2. Re:Konqueror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're running a distro with KDE 4.6, Konqueror can use WebKit.

    3. Re:Konqueror by makomk · · Score: 1

      . About the only annoyance is that a number of "Web 2.0" sites don't work with Konqueror, or require tweaks.

      This hasn't improved. Konqueror development is basically stagnant these days, and it also tends to be a lot more of a memory hog than Firefox on modern sites in my experience. Presumably the way websites use the browser has changed and no-one's bothered to optimise it properly.

  45. Firefox 4 by spinkham · · Score: 1

    Firefox 4, built in bartab. When you set browser.sessionstore.max_concurrent_tabs=0 , only tabs you click on get loaded.

    If that's not good enough for you, get the same setup on lubuntu or similar lightweight Linux, or just go buy some more RAM and install it yourself. Should be $30-60 for 2 1-gig sticks depending on the type needed. If that's too much to expense or pay out of pocket, can't you help much.

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    1. Re:Firefox 4 by spinkham · · Score: 2
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    2. Re:Firefox 4 by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what you do about tab use, FF will still be a bloated resource hog. Careful use of tabs doesn't change the fact that the whole UI is interpreted XUL scripts. Extensibility comes at a cost.

    3. Re:Firefox 4 by spinkham · · Score: 2

      Every review I've read says otherwise.
      Here's one of the better ones:
      http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/internet-explorer-9-chrome-10-opera-11,2897-11.html

      If you'd like to disagree, please back it up with evidence.

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  46. Maybe, just maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You were given an ancient machine to discourage browsing. After all, you're getting paid to do a job, right? Does that job really require you to have much of a browser or computer? Apparently not, given what they stuck you with.

    If browsing is supposed to be a big part of your job, then you're hosed anyway.

    If you're really need bare-bones performance, use lynx. Who needs all those silly graphics, anyway?

  47. It's not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, here at Contact ( http://www.contactmorpeth.org.uk/ ) the standard PC is
    512MB RAM
    Windows (some XP, one Vista) or Ubuntu Linux
    web browser (sometimes IE, sometimes Firefox, sometimes Safari)

    And they work fine!

    Which web sites are you accessing that cause you grief?

  48. $150 by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    pfft, way too much. by a used laptop (1G ram, 30+G hard drive) with 30 or 60 day warranty from highly rated mom&pop shop on eBay, less than $100.

  49. Figure it out for yourself by proxima · · Score: 1

    There are only a few major browsers. IE (7 and 8), Firefox (3, since you've tried 4), Safari, Chrome, and Opera. Each have their pros and cons with regard to speed, features, etc. How these get weighted depend on what your preferences are and which sites you visit.

    There are two browser hogs of resources: flash and javascript. If you can, get rid of flash altogether. If you can't, at least use a browser/plugin/etc that allows you to "click to play" flash. That'll do more than any browser switch.

    Use each one for a day. See what kind of memory usage it has (512 MB is plenty for all of them, but if you use non-browser apps you may need to be pickier). The bottom line is that relatively few people will have tried each of the browsers and have similar taste to yours. The benchmarking sites may give you some speed tests, but not necessarily ones relevant for the sites you actually visit.

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  50. Netfront by savuporo · · Score: 1

    Netfront. Its massively underrated.

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  51. No you didn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No such thing as a 300MHZ P3.

    1. Re:No you didn't by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Ooops. 500 Mhz.

  52. Operating system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i don't know what os you are running but.... i am currently running firefox 3.6.16 via untarring the linux installer into my home folder... i am running debian squeeze on a p4 3.0, 1g ram, it seems my 2gig swap partition isn't loaded/mounted, onboard video, and creative live sound card and have...80 tabs open(most of which being 4chan's /w/ Threads so there is lots of images)....plus BetterPrivacy, DownThemAll, FlashBlock, FlashGot, gTranslate, HTTPS-Everywhere, NoScript, Personas, Text to Voice Extensions running.
    Surely with Firefox 3.6.X series of browsers you should be able to do what you want to do on your current computer. Although it may be hard to find anymore.

    1. Re:Operating system by pavon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I too am running Firefox 3.6 on Debian Squeeze, but with 3gigs of RAM. I have FlashBlock and BetterPrivacy installed, but not NoScript. With only 20 tabs open I have to restart firefox at least once a week or my computer will grind to a halt. It seems to work like this:

      Firefox: Hmm, there's still memory available, I'll hold more pages in memory.
      Linux: Crap memory is getting tight, I should move some of this to swap.
      Firefox: Hey look there's more memory available now, I'll hold more sites in memory.

      And so on, until everything but firefox is pushed out to swap.

    2. Re:Operating system by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

      Firefox just tends to be leaky; I've never heard of a Firefox build that didn't gradually consume all the memory if left running long enough.

    3. Re:Operating system by bean.java · · Score: 1

      ....first note...... i forgot to login before posting ""parent"" i leave firefox open for a week(or so) at a time.... reload all tabs about once an hour(or so) and usually end up with 100+ tabs before i go through and clean them up(last time i did that had 120 tabs),, reason for cleaning is usually system slow-down..... my most common memory hog is plugin-container(watch 5 or 6 youtube videos between reload all tabs)..... but my point is..... Why does everyone say FF is leaky?..... the only winblows system in this house is a Win vista 2(aka win7...wtf?) and that one is always crashing and blaiming FF. The usual cause of the crash is actually the Windows Printer Substem crashing, but windows blaims FF cause FF called the WPS. So please stop blaiming FF just cause windows says it is FF. Also as an aside consider various Microsoft tools claim your system is secure but other installed tools say you got 20 different viruses, malwares, etc.

    4. Re:Operating system by bean.java · · Score: 0

      shoot....now i am running both FF3.6.16 and Chromium 6.0.472.63 built on debian.....and i am not having any problems still..... i don't think this build of chromium is based on the newest version of chrome but it sure seems light enough

  53. bring in your own laptop by PJ6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... or install Windows 98 and use IE6 SP1

    1. Re:bring in your own laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Linux system direclty connected to the Internet with telnetd running and the username/password provided in the telnet banner. It's way more secure than what you just suggested.

    2. Re:bring in your own laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a webdeveloper - please no IE6!

    3. Re:bring in your own laptop by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      So, your answer is to put rogue equipment on the company network (violates several compliance regulations where I'm at) or install pirate software?

      That will definitely endear you to the IT department.

    4. Re:bring in your own laptop by PJ6 · · Score: 1

      I was really only half-joking. And Who said anything about pirate software?

      The POS the author spoke of is by definition rogue equipment. Security with machines like that on a network? No, not with any MS OS.

      Also, if they can't afford to replace it with even a $200 Wal-Mart special, then I doubt they have any kind of formal IT policy at all, let alone a "department".

    5. Re:bring in your own laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Win 98! LOL!
      P.S. Matt Welsh is an idiot.

  54. Re:Boundaries by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I'll see your Boundaries and raise you Initiative.

    First of all this is a suspicious (not post, but circumstances why they handed him that comp, when a yard sale could come up with better) setup. So either they hired 20 new peoplein one shot, of course hardware will lag. So since they apparently can't afford more, buy it yourself and let them do the authorized install.

    "Interns" are not "temps". Now there's 100 different corp cultures, but "only 100", not 20,000. If they get upset that he spent $100 of his own money on RAM, *that's* the sign they don't care about initative. That's a sign that the job is thin, and he has to decide what it does for him in raw personal cash paycheck flow.

    If they say "sure, we were down to our last IT dollar, so since you bought it, sure, we'll do the install next week." That says it was a money problem, and that the job has promise.

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  55. K-Meleon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can try K-Meleon. It is a lightweight browser based on gecko.

    1. Re:K-Meleon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm seconding K-Meleon here, although we seem to be in the minority. I had been growing increasingly annoyed with the creeping bloat of Firefox, found Chrome distasteful, and was in general sick of the constant addition of new features in all browsers that weren't things I wanted to do (and sometimes directly interfered with what I did want to do).

      I realize that browser choice is mostly a matter of style these days, as most browsers will render most modern websites identically -- all of the places I used to go in Firefox look exactly the same in K-Meleon. Granted, I have uncommon interests in the internet (or maybe I should say disinterests; Web 2.0 fails to entice me), but K-Meleon does a far better job of meeting them than I expected any second-tier browser would when I first considered switching. At this point, I have become endeared to it, and sincerely hope you will take it into consideration. It may not be what you're after, but it could be exactly what you wanted, and getting exactly what you want is oh-so-satisfying.

  56. Federal approval? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Is your computer 10 years old because the CEO is a tightwad or is it because your company has to wait 6 years for FDA approval that your computer won't adversely affect food preparation? I can guarantee it doesn't take your IT dept 10 years to buy you a new computer.

    1. Re:Federal approval? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      omg people quit saying this, its not a fucking decade old, and what the hell? do you REALLY need a quad i7 with 8 gigs and 3 video cards to run fucking outlook, word and jerk off on the web while being paid?

    2. Re:Federal approval? by kwerle · · Score: 1

      OTOH, RAM from this era is about $20/gig, and any system should be able to take at least a gig.

      So if they are hoping for ore than $20 of work from this intern over their entire employment, it's probably a reasonable idea to spring for the extra RAM to make this problem [more or less] go away.

    3. Re:Federal approval? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      um I just bought ddr1 ram, its like 60 bucks for a 1 gig stick, yea its still pretty cheap, but not compared to other ram

    4. Re:Federal approval? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      omg people quit saying this, its not a fucking decade old

      Then why does it have only 512MB RAM? What computer from even five years ago doesn't come with 1GB RAM minimum? What computer from six to nine years ago doesn't have broken siblings which have had RAM scavenged? I remember using a 32bit system with 4GB of RAM (only 3.5GB addressable since it had "big" video memory) a while back because we had so much spare RAM lying around.

      and what the hell? do you REALLY need a quad i7 with 8 gigs and 3 video cards to run fucking outlook, word

      No, but if you're asking for a web browser, it would make sense to want security updates along with the functionality of a modern browser. Otherwise, you would have gone with links (security) or Netscape 4.7 (small footprint). Since increasing RAM is the easiest solution, it stands to reason that your IT department is far too constrained by budget or red tape. My guess is red tape since only the dumbest of CEO's wouldn't spend a "one time" cost of $50 to multiply a worker's productivity. And since it's red tape related, if [Federal Agency] takes a while to rubber-stamp the computer hardware, I'm betting installing your own browser software is a fire-able offense (because [Federal Agency] hasn't OKed it yet).

    5. Re:Federal approval? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      but its not increasing worker productivity, its a one time 50$ charge to let this intern screw off at work twice as fast

  57. Why not Chrome? by nog_lorp · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Chrome is too resource intensive for you? I'm not sure you're gonna find a better option. Maybe (*maybe*) Lynx will work for you.

    1. Re:Why not Chrome? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome rules. However having said that - it might be best to check with your IT department first. Don't runway and do this yourself - each company has different policies and regardless of your personal likes / dislikes they are there for a reason.

    2. Re:Why not Chrome? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Chrome is too resource intensive for you?

      It's not for you? I had a dozen or so tabs open the other day, and watched my system memory usage drop by 600MB when I quit.

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  58. Put It In The Microwave for 10 Seconds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and then take it back and ask for another.

    If they give you another like it, then wrap it tightly in plastic and drop it out of a 2nd floor window several times so it lands flat, then return it.

    If they give you another like it, power it up and dip it in a bucket of salt water overnight, rinse it off the next day and dry it for 5 hours with a hair dryer. Take it back and ask for another. &c.I think you get the point.

    BTW this is an algorithm I learned from cops for dealing with undesirable official stuff.

  59. From the IT department's perspective by blibbo · · Score: 1

    Talk to your IT department, say "my computer runs slowly", and see what they say. I'm serious, keep it simple and to the point. Say what the problem is, not the solution.

    They may well have more RAM around lying spare, 1GB is about the minimum for Windows XP SP3 for a comfortable experience without too many heavyweight apps running, 2GB for Vista. I haven't tried Windows 7 with less than 2GB, but it's touted as running faster than Vista in the interest of netbooks etc.

    Use Window's performance mode instead of "let windows choose" (right click on my computer > properties > advanced settings). You may want to tick a few extra options if you notice fonts are too jagged or you want to view pictures as thumbnails in windows explorer, etc, etc. Use Smooth Screen Fonts and Turn On Drop Shadows are the only two I normally bother with

    Setting your swap space to a constant size, about 1.5x your RAM, tends to make the system run slightly faster. ie. set the minimum the same number as the maximum instead of "let windows choose".

    If your hard drive needs defragging, do it.

    Without knowing what kind of company you're in, you may find your IT department don't support browsers other than their standard IE6 / IE7 / whatever. So the internal web applications and intranet might not behave quite as you expect.

    (I've worked in various IT support roles for the last 5 years including a lot of desktop support)

  60. Portable Firefox by ReallyEvilCanine · · Score: 1

    You can run it locally rather than on a stick. Go to configuration and kill anything unnecessary. I get better memory usage with FF3 over FF4 despite bugs. Also, kill all services/daemons/auto-run background programs (Quicktime comes to mind) nut being used to free up more RAM.

  61. another OS by carlosap · · Score: 1

    P4 with 512 is fair good computer power,
    any way if you can install another browser, why not install another OS with small footprint, thats well suited for you.

  62. Spend $20 for RAM on EBay by amanicdroid · · Score: 1

    When you're finishing your internship, sell the RAM for the same price or a little more to one of the people staying behind.

  63. Just Buy some RAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just buy another 512M. How much could it cost?

  64. Re:Boundaries by Stiletto · · Score: 2

    If they get upset that he spent $100 of his own money on RAM, *that's* the sign they don't care about initative.

    Or, it's a sign that they don't want some intern fucking around and modifying company property just because he wants to open ten browser tabs at once.

  65. If it were me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would use their shitty terminal for network file shares and e-mail only, and bring my own modern laptop to work. Many places have wireless access points for guests, and you can usually browse the web through that. I rather spend my own money than wait for Glasnost to happen. Most large company IT desktop support staff couldn't give a shit if you get a new computer or not. Many are so beaten down and craven that they won't go to bat for you ever.

  66. Not always possible to install more ram by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How would you propose adding RAM to a maxed-out system?

    The laptop I'm typing this from has 1GB of RAM. This is the maximum it supports; it cannot take more. Incidentally, the laptop is over 8 years old and runs fine, even the battery is still OK. It's a Celeron system currently running Lubuntu 10.04, since the LXDE desktop is leaner than Gnome or KDE (some unnecessary services are disabled also). I rely on Opera as the primary browser, and usually don't need a swap file even with a good number of tabs open in Opera, and some other applications running (right now: Inkscape, Gimp, Thunderbird, Pidgin, and a few lxterminal/bash/pcmanfm windows).

    [warning: rant] This laptop has not been replaced partly because modern laptops with equivalent displays (1920x1200) are priced outrageously. I see no reason to downgrade to a 1920x1080 shortscreen, but object to the notion of paying double the money to keep the extra 120 rows of pixels. [apologies for rant]

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    1. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      At first, I wasn't sure why you needed to drop KDE - I've got an IBM Thinkpad with only 512 Mg or ram and it runs Kubuntu 10.4 with a lot of the extra fancy graphics bells and whistles engaged. Then I saw what kind of resolution you wanted to get to/maintain, and it made more sense. Isn't 1920 x 1200 still well above the median for laptops?

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    2. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by kcbnac · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you have anyone who has more RAM that would fit; try it. Many systems have a max memory listing from the manufacturer only because that's the biggest stick they had at the time. My Dell (4-5 years old now) lists 2GB as the max; the actual is a bit over 3GB (Intel chipset limitation) - but Dell only ever tried with 1GB sticks. I've seen many desktops with the same; listing 1-2GB as the max but able to take denser sticks.

      Find old machines being cast off/recycled; swipe RAM. Worst case you pass it on to someone else's machine...

    3. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by jtmach · · Score: 2

      Have you tried putting more in? The laptop I'm typing this one has 1 slot and officially maxes out at 2GB of RAM. I put a 4GB chip in it anyway, and it booted and recognized it just fine.

    4. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by glatiak · · Score: 1

      Not quite. The real issue is the size of the address registers that step through the memory cells -- if the plumbing isnt there to step through all the cells it cannot be used. I have had a few machines over the years where the maximum memory was hardware defined -- and even though larger memory arrays became available later, they could not be used. Before spending the bucks it is helpful to check what the hardware is capable of using. After all, we all want the maximum usable memory -- anything past that is wasted.

    5. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by toddestan · · Score: 2

      And there is the machines that have some kind of bios limit in them too. I have a P3 that only accepts up to 512MB of ram. It has two memory slots. You can either put in 2 256MB sticks, or one 512MB stick and leave the other slot empty, and it will be happy. The 512MB stick + any thing else and it won't post. Thanks HP.

    6. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      You have an 8 year old laptop that supports 1920x1200 huh?

      You have lost all credibility.

    7. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by vasqzr · · Score: 1

      Dell has offered that resolution on laptops since the Pentium III days. Now the world has gone crazy with 1366x768 or whatever that horrible, glossy, wide-screen resolution is.

    8. Re:Not always possible to install more ram by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      You have an 8 year old laptop that supports 1920x1200 huh?
      You have lost all credibility.

      You seem to have lost the ability or inclination to check facts.

      The laptop is a Sony VAIO VGN-A117S and its 17" 1920x1200 display was one of the primary reasons we chose that particular model. It may have been the first on the market with that native resolution on its LCD, and we were probably among the first to get one. It has a 1.7GHz Pentium-M with Radeon 9600 graphics (the sticker says 9700, but diagnostics say it's a 9600), maximum 1GB RAM and a huge 80GB disk, which was the largest available. They stopped selling that model in late 2004, as far as I recall, when it was replaced by the A217, then later the A317, and so forth. At some point they changed to using "B" instead of "A" in the designation, but kept that excellent 1920x1200 resolution.

      It's fashionable to dislike Sony and disparage their products here on Slashdot. However, this line of laptops is one they got mostly right. Alas, they no longer make any laptops with displays taller than 1080 pixels, which affirms their current status as pariahs in my opinion.

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  67. X server on Windows, FF on a Linux server by billstewart · · Score: 2

    There are several free X servers that can run on WIndows - Xming, Cygwin, etc. Run one of them and log in to a nearby Linux server that has enough RAM to actually run Firefox on. Or boot Linux from a memory stick.

    Or if you only have Windows servers, use Windows Remote Desktop to run the browser on one of them, though that's a bit more awkward.

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  68. Ask them if you can bring your own hardware... by mario_grgic · · Score: 1

    You can buy faster machine with more RAM than that for less than $300.

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    1. Re:Ask them if you can bring your own hardware... by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      yea you can pay for something that will become company property, sounds genius

  69. IT department response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will likely find it more probable that your hands will get smacked by installing "unauthorized" (yes, sarcasm) software versus sticking another memory module in there which they will likely never detect. That's assuming you can find one cheap enough. It seems as an intern you probably got the lowest end machine they had lying around that actually still "works". Unfortunately you might even find that all the memory slots have been filled.

  70. Not Opera, Chrome by EricX2 · · Score: 1

    Chrome is significantly faster on my Linux Mint/XP dual boot system with a P4 2.4 GHz (non hyperthreading) with 512MB RAM.

    I don't know how Opera could be an improvement over Chrome. Chrome launches almost instantly, and browsing is extremely fast with FlashBlock and AdBlock.

  71. Internal Browsers with small feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, a P4 2.4aGHz computer is not that dated or slow for business application.
    Second, 512 Mb is a respectable amount of ram for business application.
    Third, to employers internships are 'shakedown cruises' of prospective employees.
    For the first and second, any browser should work well enough to do a job and look for data on the web while programs are working, compiling, etc.
    For the third anyone who is an intern should know to ask, and get an OK before doing anything.
    For the third also, an intern should be careful about b*tching or seeming b*tchy about assigned equipment.
    For the third also an intern should, if it is in the area he or she is supposed to be up in, check the assigned computer for health and performance, infections, bloatware, etc.
    For general interest an intern should check the IT department's workhorse hardware, servers and such, to see what processors they run.
    The results of a working hardware 'cpu review', even in a cutting-edge company, may surprise you.
      Ultimately, safety and security, not size or speed, are the first priority in IT
    Next comes hauling the freight.
    An old buss that carries the load reliably within parameters has priority over a latest and greatest that may not.
    Finally, for light and quick GUI browsing, Dillo works well, Opera works as well as the best, though some sites don't like it, and Seamonkey runs lighter than Firefox, which has more bells and whistles to slow it.

  72. K-Meleon / QT Web / OffByOne are otherAlternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having just launched a few browsers I have set up, I can say that K-Meleon appears to be the slimmest of the browsers I use ("Modern" browser). Followed closely by QT-Web, and then Opera.

    Unfortunately, K-Meleon development (being smaller than Firefox's) is slow(er than firefox). It uses Gecko, though, so its as good as Firefox (as long as the Gecko versions are good, and up to date).

    QT-Web uses chromium. It doesn't add in all that the official Google-branded Chrome does, but it adds more than basic Chromium. I am sure there are other Chromium builds that offer in other decent things that would probably be smaller in footprint than Google's, too.

    The newest Google Chrome adds in sandboxes, Flash, a PDF reader, tons of stuff, so I can kind of see where it would take up more memory right off the bat (though it *shouldn't* load them all up right away, only when needed).

    If you want to include Lynx, then why not also include OffByOne? Its got a GUI, but doesn't do flash, javascript, or plugins. It's very small, and VERY fast.

  73. Lynx by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lynx has some problems though: no client side scripting and no images. I've found it completely useless for work related functions because most logins (often for http settings) are run with java script. You can't see captchas. You can read google caches, but beyond that, most sites these days have their pages set up in 20 css divisions that they peice together with javascript. Also you encounter the old if (client==firefox compatible) send webpage; else send errors; problem.

    As far as interns go: how can you browse the cheeseburger network without being able to view images?

  74. 512MB? Wat? by loxosceles · · Score: 1

    512MB? What kind of a joke is that? My two older boxes (2-3.5 years old) both have 8GB, and this one has 12GB and is about to get upgraded to 24GB.

    The last computer I had with 512MB was a p3-1ghz back in 2001. At the same time I built a dual p3-1ghz with 1GB ram, so 512MB was the lower end of what was acceptable even back then.

    I have trouble believing a modern browser (chrome or FF) could even run on a system with 512MB ram. That system must swap a lot.

  75. seamonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seamonkey uses much of the same Mozilla code that Firefox uses but has lower RAM requirements (128MB versus 256MB for Opera 11 and 512MB for Firefox 4, according to the respective system requirements pages).

  76. it's the RAM by osssmkatz · · Score: 1

    It is the RAM that's slowing you down. RAM is cheap. Do you think you could persuade IT to provide an upgrade? K-Melon is another obvious suggestion. --Sam

  77. Just buy some more, it's cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, if it is such an issue, then buy some more or rip it out of some other unused machine. It's cheap as dirt anyway.

  78. But is the PC enough for your job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've not been told what you're there to do and how much of it needs a browser. If your work is being hindered by the equipment it's one thing, but if your day time surfing is getting interrupted it's something quite different.

  79. Buy Memory by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    RAM is relatively cheap. Spend the money and get more RAM if the company doesn't explicitly say you can't.

    You're the intern, you get the leftovers. Show some initiative.

    I do contract work. I'm expected to provide my own office and equipment. Some clients are nice enough to give me free stuff when I ask. I recently got a nice P4 2.0Ghz IBM ThinkPad with 2GB of RAM. Eventually I'll buy a new laptop to replace it with using my winnings.

    When you're a real employee, then you can complain about what they give you. In the meantime, expect to spend your own money to make your job easier.

    1. Re:Buy Memory by silly_sysiphus · · Score: 1

      A Pentium 4 Thinkpad? Does that mean it's one of those monster G or A series machines? I always loved those beasts. As an addendum, older hardware is totally feasible--I'm using an IBM R51 (1.6GHz Pentium M, 1GB of RAM) just fine for Java work+basic office tasks/web browsing. Funny, many of the posts here that point out the feasibility of older hardware seem to refer to Thinkpads--they're neither cheap nor pretty, but they're pretty awesome.

    2. Re:Buy Memory by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      yea sd or ddr1 are really cheap, oh whats that 70 bucks for a gig?

  80. Opera has come a long way since the late nineties by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    It was a sad day when they gave up their goal of keeping the browser so small and tightly coded enough that it could fit on a single floppy disk.

    Nevertheless, I suspect that it's your best bet for a resource unintensive browser.

    But the real question is, if you're doing an internship, why are you web browsing instead of working?

  81. RDP into a server and run what you want. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Done deal.

  82. buy some ram for your computer, you cheap bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 gigs of PC133 is stupidly cheap (like $30-50 cheap) depending on where u look... or even free off of cl

    why depend on someone else? take the initiative and add the ram to your computer.

  83. Re:K-Meleon / QT Web / OffByOne are otherAlternati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    K-Meleon's an unstable joke that isn't even slim. The only thing 'slim' about it is its button bars being 16x16 primarily.

    Offbyone on the other hand, is freaking fast on Pentium 100s with 32mb ram. it makes me wonder what the hell kind of bloat is in all these 'fast browsers' that are hyped like cake

  84. Re:Boundaries by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

    Since summer interns generally start at the same time, they probably did hire "20 new peoplein one shot." We are hiring about 100. I will let you guess if I have a budget for 100 new computers...

  85. Re:512MB? Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have trouble believing a modern browser (chrome or FF) could even run on a system with 512MB ram. That system must swap a lot.

    You have troubles...

  86. Not so old . . . by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    They (e.g., Dell, HP) were selling P4s in 2006. Five years might seem like ten or even a hundred to some people, particularly those with fat wallets. However, there is not a big difference between a hyperthreading 2.4GHz P4 with 400MHz DDR memory and a new quad-core Core7 running 2.4GHz with 8GB of 1600 DDR3 if you are just running XP and a browser. Almost all the latency will be in the network. Adding a gigabyte of DRAM would solve the problem for $30 -- http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820178282. I know that cracking cases can be expensive, time wise, but so can tweaking software that doesn't quite fit.

  87. NoScript, FlashBlock by Bob9113 · · Score: 1

    The biggest things that cause Firefox to chew up memory are dynamic content. There are a lot of developers out there putting out dynamic web shiny gewgaws who are not thinking about memory management. Installing FlashBlock and NoScript, and only turning on dynamic content temporarily, when you need it, will keep the footprint down dramatically.

  88. just fix up windows, your doing it backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My windows xp uses 96mb of ram on boot, and FF uses around the same. 512 should be WAY more than you need for browsing.

  89. Upgrade: Old pc parts are almost free by w0mprat · · Score: 1

    Someone should be able to *give* you another stick of 512mb DDR or even a 1GB, you can drop it in and you have instant speed boost.

    I have a box of these kind of parts that I almost have to pay people to take. Shouldn't be too hard to beg or borrow a stick of ram to bring that old P4 back to life.

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  90. Scrounge by tengu1sd · · Score: 1

    There are always options. One, scrounge available RAM from another unit. Two, spend the 20 or thirty dollars and add your own ram module. It's worth it in time, just make sure to have some sort of inventory control documentation. Three, take option two and turn in the reciept.

    1. Re:Scrounge by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      you havent shopped sd or ddr1 ram prices have you?

  91. All this love for Opera is not based in reality by dpovey · · Score: 1

    See for example: http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/firefox-chrome-opera,2558-4.html, or http://digitizor.com/2010/12/18/opera-11-benchmarked/ Opera places last in the memory usage stakes in all the tests. It is also slower than Chrome in most benchmarks. Firefox is probably the best overall for memory use, but I think for performance/memory tradeoff you cannot beat Chrome.

  92. Opera@USB 10.01 or 9.64 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Opera@USB version 10.01 or even 9.64
    see http://www.opera-usb.com/downloadold.htm

  93. Deal with it: Buy More Memory by pz · · Score: 1

    Pull up your pants, realize that you have a vested interest in the job, and buy more memory. Taking a couple of guesses as to the hardware, you'll probably spend something like $80 to get 2GB new, or $20-$30 used. Just be certain you spec out which memory your box takes and buy exactly the right one.

    If you can get reimbursed for the memory purchase, great, otherwise deduct it on your taxes as an unreimbursed employee expense. If you buy used memory, that's about as much as beer on a cheap night out, so don't whine about the expense if it's going to make your job easier.

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  94. Re:Not so old . . . by makomk · · Score: 1

    However, there is not a big difference between a hyperthreading 2.4GHz P4 with 400MHz DDR memory and a new quad-core Core7 running 2.4GHz with 8GB of 1600 DDR3 if you are just running XP and a browser.

    Errm... to put this in perspective, I seem to recall that I looked it up and a 2.4GHz P4 actually benchmarks as significantly slower than the 1.6GHz Atom processor in the netbook I'm currently typing this on. Also, while you can get some speedup from using less bloated software, you'll still be browsing 2011-era websites with all their own nasty bloat...

  95. "Your computer will be in for 24 hour maintence." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You only need a computer on your desk, it doesnt have to be yours. Convert your machine to a file server. Rotate through the company swapping machines out each day. Pending on size of company, you could schedule out several months in advance. I assume you "own" the crash cart? Leave the monitor and rearrange your office furniture so that it becomes an extension of your desk. Bootable linux on a thumb drive would be nice.

    You will also have the chance to rearrange your schedule pick up time for some poor saps computers, if they need it. They will thank you and owe you one. WIN-WIN-WIN (rinse. repeat)

    This will also help you make friends. Anyone who figures out what you are doing, would make an interesting friend.

    Shelbot

  96. What about Remote Desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just do the simple thing: install VNC or an X client and run the browser where it can run fine. (I was doing this in the 90s, with a skinny 386 laptop of 4MB RAM over parallel port with PLIP, which stood no chance to run X with Netscape).

  97. Windows 2000 online = BAD idea by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Windows 2000 is fine if you are on an isolated network guaranteed to be malware-free but it's NO LONGER SUPPORTED by Microsoft which means it's toxic for general Internet surfing or being on a LAN that isn't guaranteed to be malware-free.

    If you must use Microsoft Windows, use XP SP3 but strip it down as much as practical without compromising security.

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    1. Re:Windows 2000 online = BAD idea by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      The OP has noted that this is not his personal computer. Wholesale OS and hardware upgrades are rather inappropriate if they circumvent whatever IT structure there is, however limited it may be.

  98. Buy more RAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy more RAM. RAM is much much cheaper than buying new computers.

  99. Uzbl follows the UNIX philosophy by marienf · · Score: 1

    "Write programs that do one thing and do it well. Write programs to work together. Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface."

    http://www.uzbl.org/

  100. TO THE CLOUD!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, man. I've just... Always wanted to say that.

    Joking aside, just what IS it that you guys do when you browse? I have a 2.6, 1 gig, 256 meg v card, 100 gig hard drive and run Debian. Old stuff. But I never bitch about streaming video or anything (flash games, etc). I'd be looking at network throughput first.

  101. your laptop is not so old... by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

    Well, I am currently typing this in Firefox 3.6.3 in a WinXP laptop with 512 MB RAM and an AMD Athlon 3000+ that is however downclocked to 398 MHz (it overheats if I let it run faster. I had to tweak it after some years of abuse...). Then again, I am a really patient person.

  102. You were lucky! by cvtan · · Score: 1

    You have 512Megs RAM? Phfft! I'm still running a laptop with 128Megs memory and with any modern browser it's hard to tell it's even working! It spends all its time updating the OS and Adobe reader and the virus scanner and Flash and... and... Wait, it just opened my mail. Got to run.

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  103. uzbl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never tried it nor have I seen any benchmarks, but the "uzbl" browser claims to be a "minimalist web browser designed for simplicity and adherence to the Unix philosophy."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzbl

  104. Hardware shouldn't be a problem... by Don_Maxis · · Score: 1

    That old computer should be just fine with Firefox 4. In fact I run FF4 on an older Dell Dimension 8200 - P4 @1.7Ghz, 512MB RAM. (Secondary comp). And I run FF 3.6 on another Dell Dimension 8200 - P4 @2.2Ghz, 512MB RAM. (Primary computer).

  105. Go Spend $30 for a few more gigs yourself.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Company IT sucks in many cases... if you have a few $$$ to spare, RAM is cheap enough that you could do the upgrade yourself. It's worth it to reduce the aggravation of such a POS computer.

  106. Firefox 4 overuse of ram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use Smart Clean to recover ram when FF4 uses too much. It resides under Smart Ram under Tools in Advance System Care v2. I install it and then close AVS. SC sits in the system tray. Right click to open its menu and right click one or another of the options offered.

  107. Am I the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that's starting to get creeped out by the persistent quote at the bottom of /.?

  108. Paid internship? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, even if it's near-minimum wage, that's still enough to blow a few hours pay and go buy 2GB RAM. And when you leave, you can take it with you ;)

  109. Re:Not so old . . . by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    They (e.g., Dell, HP) were selling P4s in 2006. Five years might seem like ten or even a hundred to some people, ...

    Pentium 4's started being shipped in fall 2000. Looks like they were discontinued in 2008.

    I bought a cheap Dell desktop with a 2.4GHz P4 and 512MB RAM in 2002, which matches the specs of the Slashdot posting we're all talking about - so darn close to 10 years. It seems unlikely a computer with 512MB of RAM was sold in 2006 or later.

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    #DeleteChrome
  110. Read the summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather not give up some of the more modern UI features that are offered by the current versions of Firefox and Chrome

    And you propose a text-based browser?
    (nothing against lynx, per-se, but it's really a "browser" of last resort)

  111. Use Bar Tab and Memory Fox by ET3D · · Score: 1

    These two plugins are must haves, IMO. Bar Tab needs a little massage to get to work in FF4 (there are details in the reviews) but that's detailed in the reviews on the plugin page (or use FF3). With them FF3 used under 300MB with tons of tabs, while Opera uses over 1GB for the same number of tabs. (I'm currently using Opera, switched because FF4 wasn't compatible with the plugins I wanted, but that's on a 8GB system. And I hate the memory footprint.)

    1. Re:Use Bar Tab and Memory Fox by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      You can set the amount of memory you want Opera to use in the preferences dude.

  112. Buy your own RAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 GB of RAM costs about $10 now, probably less on eBay. It's easy to fit.

  113. Certainly not chrome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using chrome for more than a year now and im quite impressed by its speed and responsiveness, but when you're consuming 1.4 Gigs of ram for just a few open tabs it made me think again. Is it worth the speed? I switched to firefox and IE now, using chrome only for emergency cases. BTW would you believe that IE 9 is the most energy efficient browser in benchmarks? So if you're on laptop mode it'll give you a much longer battery life by about 30 mins more. Chrome is the most energy hungry btw.

    http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/29/ie9-is-the-most-energy-efficient-modern-browser-according-to-mi/

  114. This is not the question you asked... by zephvark · · Score: 1

    but I worked for a company such as this, once. They were eager to have me as soon as possible, and when I got there, they had no computer for me. A few days later, they managed to dredge up a pitiful antique that didn't have a network card, so I had to beg other employees to copy the files I needed to floppies. No one blinked an eye. It turned out to be standard behavior for the company. That sort of grotesque mismanagement should send red flags shooting up in all directions. Polish your resume and prepare to abandon ship.

  115. Dillo FTW by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Actually solving the prob, I recommend Dillo. Does 99% of whatever I need when I'm in a pinch. Fits inside of something like 10 megs, and you can learn it instantly if you're used to FireFox.

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    C|N>K
  116. Google Chrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, google chrome. Cheers ^^ or Lynx if you want true light weight.

  117. If the process is convoluted by dbIII · · Score: 1
    If the process is convoluted use an informal process. Find an IT guy and ASK if you can put some more RAM in. There's a chance for an old system that they may already have a stick of RAM that can go into it sitting in a spares box.
    Chances are instead of a "control freak" there was instead some inexperienced person/idiot that tied things down too tightly when procedures were written for quality assurance or similar. Small items should be treated like stationary supplies but instead get lumped in with major assets and you get a stupid process nobody likes.

    Most likely you will be sacrificed to please him

    Bullshit. If you have billable hours of some kind and you do something to stuff up an important server the IT guy gets sacrificed for not keeping you out. If they are a source of cost and you are a source of profit that is how it goes unless you do something criminal.

  118. Opera by locopuyo · · Score: 1

    Use Opera and set the memory cache to use 4 mb. It's about a million times faster than firefox.

  119. qtweb is a good choice by mikey573 · · Score: 1

    Qtweb is a good lightweight choice for older computers.
    http://www.qtweb.net/

    See also other browser choices at:
    http://alternativeto.net/software/qtweb/

  120. Re:Not so old . . . by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

    There will still some low end machines being sold with 512 in 2008, mostly during the XP/Vista transition debacle. 256 was the standard for many machines in 2003.

  121. Re:Boundaries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Freakin it techs think they are the only people to know anything about computers. Some of us design computers, some of us decided custmer service was a dead end job, dosn't mean we can't put in a stick of ram.

  122. Two choices by Zugok · · Score: 1

    Arora (QT) or Midori (GTk). Both are light weight, Webkit and open source (if those things matters to you), Linux and Windows (wasn't clear from your situation) and both have binaries ready to go and are actively developed. I am much happier about these than the 'big three' (or big two on Linux).

    My preference is Arora but the binaries are a bit dated so I am compiling. That probably is not an option for you. Midori is updated more often.

    Dillo is another option but that's pretty minimalist.

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    "I just can't sit while people are saying nonsense in a meeting without saying it's nonsense" J Watson, Sci Am 288:(4)51
  123. IE 7 by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    I have a P3 1 GHz laptop with 700ish megs of RAM - I've got an optimized XP on it, and IE 7 runs fine. In fact IE7 runs much faster than Firefox. So I'd streamline the OS as much as you can, then run IE 7.

  124. What's wrong with browsers? by Animats · · Score: 1

    Why should it take 512 megabytes of RAM to display a page of HTML? Really.

    1. Re:What's wrong with browsers? by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Why should it take 512 megabytes of RAM to display a page of HTML? Really.

      It doesn't. For something like Chrome, it takes a few dozens megabytes of RAM to render a web page that doesn't do anything too fancy. Still seem like a lot? Keep in mind that the browser has to load code that can parse a number of different HTML, CSS, and Javascript standards. Then there's the Javascript interpreter and all of the code and objects that have been loaded into it. It also has to load libraries for rendering dozens of different image types. Don't forget your plugins, too -- probably at least Java and Flash. After it's parsed the HTML and decompressed the images (which all takes up space in RAM), it has to actually draw the page, which takes up space, too. Oh, and it has to be snappy, so the browser can't just dump stuff out of memory as soon as the user has gone to another page or scrolled away; it has to cache it all so that it can pull it up immediately when the user goes back.

      The article author's problem isn't really that his browser is taking up 512 MB of RAM, it's that everything else on his system was RAM, too. After your OS is running, if you have, say, a window manager, a few terminals, a mail client, and and instant messaging client running at the same time, it's not hard to imagine that they could take up a combined total of >300 MB. That doesn't leave much room for a browser after you've opened a few tabs and have a few pages cached.

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  125. Find yourself another company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a new browser.

  126. Too Cheap to upgrade News on Slashdot by KyderdogDan · · Score: 1

    Why is this even in the news here... this just seems ridiculous. Does he drive a 1972 Nova too?

  127. If your allowed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why use Windows? I've got a T22 Thinkpad, with 512megs memory and a 900 mhz processor. I'm currently using it, with FireFox 4.01, w/add-ons. It's a bit pokey, but it works fine. How? Very simple.

    I use Debian 6/LXDE - Pure and simple. With just a tiny bit of work, D6 is as easy to use and install as Ubuntu, but it doesn't have the bloat of Ubuntu. If your not forced to use propitiatory software, (IE, Outlook express) or even games, why continue on Windows?

    How does my laptop run? Nearly as fast as a netbook of 1.6ghz, w/2g memory on Ubuntu 9.04 and /better/ than XP could run on it.

    Ask if your allowed to try that. Dual boot it too to try them both. You may be surpised.

    - Kc

  128. SeaMonkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a look at SeaMonkey. It's the direct descendant of Netscape Communicator (for those for whom that's a positive thing - it is for me) and works quite nicely.

    http://www.seamonkey-project.org/

  129. class warfare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    none of you has yet mentioned the possibility that this user is located in a poorer part of the world where a P4 is not yet as stigmatized or ancient as wealthier folk make it out to be.

  130. Re:Not so old . . . by jones_supa · · Score: 1

    Errm... to put this in perspective, I seem to recall that I looked it up and a 2.4GHz P4 actually benchmarks as significantly slower than the 1.6GHz Atom processor in the netbook I'm currently typing this on. Also, while you can get some speedup from using less bloated software, you'll still be browsing 2011-era websites with all their own nasty bloat...

    According to the processor comparison tool at hwbot.org, the 2.4GHz P4 seems to be twice as fast as an Atom N270. But I dunno...

  131. K-Meleon by koala_dude · · Score: 1

    I'm posting this using K-Meleon on an old notebook with minimal memory (256 MB...with a bunch of that allocated for the video). K-Meleon is built on the Mozilla Gecko engine.

    It's fast, stable, and lightweight. You won't see a lot of CSS3 effects, but otherwise, it's a fine small footprint browser, even for a tab-heavy user like myself. You can use a number of older Firefox extensions with a little work, and it responds to the usual Firefox performance tweaks as well.

  132. At least it's not a comment by Mathinker · · Score: 1

    > Am I the only one that's starting to get creeped out by the persistent quote at the bottom of /.?

    At least it's not a comment. Considering that the quote is (currently)

    > Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of reliable, well-engineered commercial software? -- Matt Welsh

    you know that if it was a post there'd be a slew of "I am" and "Me too" replies, all moderated to +5 Funny...

    (ducks)

  133. Midori by Nagilum23 · · Score: 1

    Try midori, it's webkit based and aims to be small and compatible.

  134. Slim down your OS? by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    Can you slim down what your OS is running? I know with all the anti-virus and management software that IT forces on everyone it usually slows the system down quite a bit. If you can remove some of it that would help. I'd suggest installing Ubuntu on it. Any machine you need to manage you can RDP(Windows Remote Desktop) or SSH into.

  135. IE by mcn · · Score: 1

    you are on windows? why not just use IE ?

  136. Tweak your OS by Consistent1 · · Score: 1

    Another path to travel is the OS tweaking path. Assuming you have the admin rights needed... If not, hey, its may-day. tell the admin stuff that the proletarian movement demand more control over the means of production. Assuming its a Redmond spawned code were talking about, start by turning off some resource-hogging features like error reporting and fast user switching. Check out http://www.blackviper.com/category/guides/ for a list of services you can safely disable. Consider creating a trimmed hardware profile where some of the services and the drivers will be disabled. Last but not least, even though you seem fond of glitzy UI elements, try to disable some of the fade-in-while-i-yawn features. Most times you will not even see the difference, and the benefit in reduced mem. footprint is not trivial.
    Another thing to consider is Flash. Minimize the number of flash\video\shockwave (etc.) instances to the required min. (i.e. - block ads and don't open more than 951 Youtube flicks @ once).
    Using mem. management software may help or may even hinder. Its a trial-n-error process. No one solution (that I'm aware of) fits all configurations and usage patterns.
    I've had some luck setting up some pretty neat 512MB and even 256MB systems. I even ran a proof-of-patience system for a while using XPsp2(or 3) Office 2003 and IE7(or 8 - I guess I suppressed these memories) with a mere 64MB of ram, I think Win2K would not even install under such conditions.
    I repent!
    Now... You can secretly bring along a Linux-on-a-stick and simply do most of your browsing from there. If you won't tell I won't.

  137. Get more RAM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spend 20$ of your own (or less?) and get another 512 MB of RAM -> continue running firefox

  138. Welcome New Opera User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like you should give Opera a try...

  139. RDP to a better box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    add a user on the office server and use mstsc
    I am sure the server has more then 512ram

  140. Hmm by Corse32 · · Score: 1

    I better try Opera again, every modern browser I have is an absolute whore for memory.

  141. Alternative browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ola, did you try Surf? I use it most of the time. Made my index/bookmark page and I am most happy!

    Kind regards, Goran

  142. Company Policies.. by nanospook · · Score: 1

    Whatever you do.. don't get fired or marked for installing something against company policies. Or doing something that might violate security policies. Things have vastly changed since I was a co-op at Xerox back in the 80's. Companies have been burned and fined by security violations and IT doesn't want to support N browsers. It's tough that they didn't give you a laptop that would allow you to fly free, I understand that, but ask around first..

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    Have you fscked your local propeller head today?
  143. buy your own hardware. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    or risk failing the it partnership.

    ask money for it, deduce in taxes - ANYTHING. if you're having trouble just running a web browser, what chance have you with modern ide's and other programs.

    and of course lynx etc. but make sure everyone sees you using the lynx, so you guys get the computers you need to work.

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    world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
  144. and i'm asking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why you are being paid for this internship? dude, if you can't google browsers, what can you do?

  145. You don't need a browser! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are being paid for an internship and not for surfing on internet, you insensitive clod!

  146. "Rouge Server" ?! by jabberwock · · Score: 1

    Do you call your USB memory drive a lipstick?

  147. offby1:: why not just run them all and look? by austingeekgirl · · Score: 1

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5264/5676211571_b3660843f1_b.jpg K-meleon and Opera == 19 Mb FireFox 4 , PaleMoon, Chrome ,etc much bigger=

  148. Re:512MB? Wat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have trouble believing a modern browser needs 512MB of RAM.

  149. Seamonkey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surprisingly enough, Seamonkey is actually lighter and faster than Firefox. Give it a try.

  150. Surfing the net with a CRAY by elkto · · Score: 1

    Who would have thought people surfing the net with a computer twice as fast as a CRAY1 and with hundreds of millions of bytes of memory would be ridiculed for using a computer that was not up to the task.

  151. Smaller browsers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rekon, Arora, Midori, Dillo, elinks, links, lynx, w3m, Kazehakase, NetSurf

  152. Ten Tabs by Mirddes · · Score: 0

    just because he wants to open ten browser tabs at once.

    you say that like 10 tabs is lots