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  1. Here's an explanation for you: on Market Data Firm Spots the Tracks of Bizarre Robot Trading · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "market" is a fucking scam.

    There, that wasn't so hard, was it.

  2. Interesting, but... on Rethinking Computer Design For an Optical World · · Score: 1

    moving memory and computational power to peripherals like laptop docks and monitors.

    I would think that this would make upgrading more complicated, not less so. Thoughts?

  3. Two spaces, bitches. on Sentence Spacing — 1 Space or 2? · · Score: -1, Troll

    End of discussion.

  4. Obligatory on Superman Comic Saves Family Home From Foreclosure · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I don't think it's for usin'...I think it's just for lookin' through." -Cartman

  5. lolwut? on Malicious Hardware Hacking May Be the Next Frontier · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the title of the summary:

    Hardware Hackers May the Next Frontier

    May what....MAY WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! Seriously...what's with the editors around here?

  6. Re:Leisure Suit Larry? on Modded Nintendo Lets You Play Mario With Your Eyes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about undressing her with your eyes!

  7. Re:bwahahahahaha on King Tut's Chariot a Marvel of Ancient Engineering · · Score: 1

    I too sometimes feel that way about myself -_-;;

  8. Re:bwahahahahaha on King Tut's Chariot a Marvel of Ancient Engineering · · Score: 1

    "Oh ultranova...if only you knew how correct you are." -my wife

  9. Re:bwahahahahaha on King Tut's Chariot a Marvel of Ancient Engineering · · Score: 1

    I leave work in nine minutes :-)

  10. bwahahahahaha on King Tut's Chariot a Marvel of Ancient Engineering · · Score: 5, Funny

    . 'These vehicles appear to be the first mechanical systems which combine the use of kinematics, dynamics and lubrication principles

    I combined your mom's use of kinematics, dynamics, and lubrication principles with my mechanical systems last night.

    OH SNAP!

  11. Meh on Hands On With the BlackBerry Torch 9800 · · Score: 0

    The hardware looks decent (except for that low-res screen...wtf?), but I'm not entirely sold on the new OS revision.

    Disclosure: I've never been much a fan of Blackberry OS.

  12. Stupid chargers on Hardware Hackers Reveal Apple's Charger Secrets · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yay for 30-pin insanity! Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

    Oh, John Waters...how crazy you are.

  13. Curious... on Android Outsells iPhone In Last 6 Months · · Score: 1

    ...I wonder which is more popular amongst geek culture. Android is Linux based, so it has a ton of geek cred...but many a geek has allowed Apple's products to take them over (Ars Technica recently had a statistic in which roughly 26% of their visitors use macs)

  14. AUGH on Connecticut AG To Grill Amazon, Apple Over E-Book Price Fixing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fucking e-books. Why does it cost more to buy an e-book than it does to buy a dead-tree paperback? wtf?

    I absolutely adore my nook, but it's filled with public works and books that have been gifted to me...I refuse to pay $10 for a digital copy of a book.

  15. I love it on WikiLeaks 'a Clear and Present Danger,' Says WaPo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I love that an organization is a danger because it reveals coverups and secrets to ordinary citizens.

    "But Pojut, our enemies will use this information against us!"

    Well then maybe we shouldn't be doing it in the first place. Doy.

  16. About freakin' time on Obama Sets End of Iraq Combat For August 31st · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We shouldn't have been there in the first place.

  17. Heh on The Great Operating System Games · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Anyone remember Hover!, a game that came on the Windows 95 disk? Good times, good times.

  18. Re:Like I need an army to take out a bunch of guys on An iPhone App Store That Apple Doesn't Control · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "You can train a noob, but he'll just be a trained noob like for all time n stuff, rite?"

  19. obligatory on New Mars Rover Rolls For the First Time · · Score: 1

    August 2012: Mars rover discovers proof of complicated life forms on mars
    December 2012: We get WTFPWNBBQed

  20. Like I need an army to take out a bunch of guys on An iPhone App Store That Apple Doesn't Control · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Doug: "It's like 'that guy's coming around the corner?' BOOM, HEADSHOT! It's like 'that other guy's coming around the corner?' BOOM, HEADSHOT! Send yer tank, I got frags! I got frags!"

    Jeremy: "So, you're like a one-ranger army coming at me and I'm like SCUD STORM. BOOMBOOMBOOM."

    Doug: "OK, Mr. Botanical tank with no balls, that's all I gotta to say. It's like 'Botanical tank, Look at me, no balls, no balls!"
    Jeremy: "You wanna see some balls? My Nuke Overlord will show you some balls!"

    Ah, such an oldie but a goodie...the TV show was decent, but there was nothin' quite like the early web episodes...

  21. Re:Change Jobs... on High-Frequency Programmers Revolt Over Pay · · Score: 1

    Brother, if only you knew...

  22. Feh on BlindType — the Amazing Keyboard of the Future · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I still find a touchscreen keyboard to be a bit wonkey...for me, it isn't an accuracy problem, but a tactile problem.

  23. Re:Sigh on To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency' · · Score: 1

    I'd have to say you're a lying, jealous piece of shit. Really.

    So...I'm jealous of people using a product that I myself do not wish to use? Yeah. Because that makes sense.

    I appreciate the judgement though, thanks for letting your true colors shine brightly.

  24. Re:D'oh. on To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency' · · Score: 1

    Wasn't saying you did, just building on your comment is all :-)

  25. Re:I don't get it. on To Ballmer, Grabbing iPad's Market Is 'Job One Urgency' · · Score: 1

    As a longtime PC and Console gamer, I am extremely happy that they didn't merge the two. I do a lot of gaming on consoles nowadays...I like my big flatscreen, and I like being on my stationary recumbent bike while gaming. Still, there are times when a game is just meant to be played on a PC (Dragon Age being a perfect example)...I think the connectivity between a console and a PC nowadays is awesome...but I still want them to be two seperate boxes.

    Even if a game is a perfect port and plays/looks exactly the same, there is still something about the experience that is different.