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  1. Re:Amazon brutal, but not a convenient liberal cau on BBC: Amazon Workers Face "Increased Risk of Mental Illness" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thanksgiving: It's like the /. comments, but with turkey and alcohol.

    Fixed it for you.

    Not even alcohol can fix it. Not even alcohol.

  2. Re:Amazon brutal, but not a convenient liberal cau on BBC: Amazon Workers Face "Increased Risk of Mental Illness" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanksgiving: It's like the /. comments, but with turkey.

  3. Re:It's all about the stock price on Musk Lashes Back Over Tesla Fire Controversy · · Score: 1

    The financial press is probably a lot less concerned about a few fires, and a lot more concerned about funky accounting.

  4. Re:It's about time... on Wall Street Traders Charged With Copying Code To Start Their Own Company · · Score: 1

    He did face charges, but they were surprisingly light in retrospect.

  5. Re:It's about time... on Wall Street Traders Charged With Copying Code To Start Their Own Company · · Score: 1

    I believe Millikan was found guilty of manipulating oil.

  6. Re:It's the bonus that concerns me on Moon Mining Race Under Way · · Score: 2

    Who is going to stop them once they're up there anyway?

    The spacecraft is "up there". "They" are actually down here, well within the reach of Buzz Aldrin's fists.

  7. Re:one word! on Saudi Arabia Calls For Global Internet Censorship Body · · Score: 1

    A riot was asked what they didn't like about the video...

    "Attempting to interview a riot" sounds like a it should have been a Python skit. I'm picturing Cleese for the job.

  8. Re:Of-course on US Security Services May 'Have Moles Within Microsoft,' Says Researcher · · Score: 1

    moderation undone.

  9. Re:I'm speechless on Apple Yanks Toddler's Speech-Enabling App · · Score: 1

    How far back do you want to go? Before we gave a crap about the disabled we would lock 'em in a sanitarium - but they got that lucky if their family could afford it.

  10. Re:How about printing the information on the stick on Using QR Codes To Save Lives · · Score: 1

    Cute. No, actually, it's not a good starting point at all, regardless of whether the Earth goes boom. This idea is crap. It's a needlessly brittle way of providing first responders with important medical information. Simpler, more reliable ways of doing that already exist, including the whole database aspect of it. The new ideas here are using a QR code and a smartphone with proprietary software to access the database. Reliable operation depends heavily on uninterested third parties.

    It's almost like a bunch of people that enjoy making money off of smartphone and social networking technology decided to shoehorn that same thinking into emergency services. [sarcasm]How could you lose when you combine two hot, growing markets like smartphones and healthcare? It's a definite win-win.[/sarcasm]

  11. Re:How about printing the information on the stick on Using QR Codes To Save Lives · · Score: 1

    Yes, cause there's no such thing as areas without coverage, network errors, database failures, ...

    Even if you don't need to connect, the equipment and software can still crap out. Such a bad idea.

  12. Re:Just do it on 'Social Jetlag' May Be Making You Fat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would kill to be able to carve out an extra five hours a week for aerobic exercise. However, that would mean giving up either my job, giving up sleep, giving up (at least) one of my hobbies, or never watching another minute of TV for the rest of my life.

    Everybody is busy. It's a question of priorities. For you, exercise ranks below all of the things you mention there. For me, it ranks above TV, and it counts as a hobby. I have enough fat relatives to have a good idea of what will happen if I don't stay active, and it isn't pretty.

  13. Re:Not much better than it was before on Makers Keep Flogging 3D TV, Viewers Keep Shrugging · · Score: 2
    GP could have least done the source blog the courtesy of a link (maybe NSFW). The point being made there is a rebuttal to the claim that 3D "makes the characters and environments more believable".

    Oh, BTW, since I personally cannot name characters in just about any movie, does that mean they are all gimmicky crap? Or just that I've watched Empire Strikes Back many times since it came out, including when I was an impressionable kid, and read the LOTR in book form decades before the movie, versus watching Avatar a total of once?

    Interesting. Perhaps part of the reason you've watched Empire Strikes Back so many times is that you enjoyed the story? I mean, I don't think we're breaking new ground here if we say that special effects (e.g. explosions, 3D, explosions in 3D) don't make up for flat characters or a weak story.

  14. Re:It won't last on Volkswagen Turns Off E-mail After Work-Hours · · Score: 2

    Bad and Wrong. Your wife and kids don't need your resentment. You do no one any favors by framing your working habits as a trade-off between your self-respect and their well-being.

  15. Re:Want! on The Most Dangerous Toys of 2011 · · Score: 1

    I actually heard her momma say "stranger danger". Well needless to say I went off like an atom bomb

    Hilarious. Sounds like momma's got a sixth sense about people.

  16. Re:Not as fun. on Why the NTSB Is Wrong About Cellphones · · Score: 1

    It's easy to get rid of - just think of the game over music: Dunn-dunn-dunn-dunnnnnnnn...

  17. Re:That's a switch on Astronomers Find Gas Cloud About To Fall Into Black Hole · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia...

  18. Re:a simple ban won't work alone on NTSB Recommends Cell Phone Ban For Drivers · · Score: 1

    Hate to break your heart here, but there's no need for a technological solution. Deterrence works fine. Fines, points, suspension of license, double-secret probation, etc.

  19. Re:They got paid for this... on Adblock Plus Developers To Allow 'Acceptable' Ads · · Score: 1

    More likely scenario: if I put a key into the car's ignition and before it started it gave me a 30 second ad by the car manufacturer...

    I won't hear that ad, because I'll be outside scraping the ice off the windshield.

  20. Re:What if it turned out the other way? on Greenpeace Breaks Into French Nuclear Plant · · Score: 1

    Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets.

  21. Re:Oblig. xkcd on 'Alternative Medicine' Clinic Attempts To Silence Critics · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OK, let me reword that a little: "...Telling someone who trusts you that you're giving them medicine, when you know you’re not, because you want their money, isn’t just lying--it’s like an example you’d make up if you had to illustrate for cheekyjohnson why lying is wrong."

  22. Oblig. xkcd on 'Alternative Medicine' Clinic Attempts To Silence Critics · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://xkcd.com/971/
    Not usually a fan, but the caption is worthwhile: "...Telling someone who trusts you that you're giving them medicine, when you know you’re not, because you want their money, isn’t just lying--it’s like an example you’d make up if you had to illustrate for a child why lying is wrong."

  23. Re:Mafia on Zynga To Employees: Surrender Pre-IPO Shares Or You're Fired · · Score: 1

    *the crowd goes wild*

  24. Re:So on IEA Warns of Irreversible Climate Change In 5 Years · · Score: 1

    Well yes, obviously the roads, the roads go without saying.

  25. Re:$1176470.58 for a gram of Phobos Dust on Phobos-Grunt Launches To Retrieve a Sample of Phobos · · Score: 1

    On paper it may seem like they have more failures than NASA or the ESA

    When things don't work, it's a failure. Doesn't matter how much you did or didn't spend. There's no "on paper" involved. ($170M is really cheap, though.)

    they spend less time testing on the ground and more time testing in space.

    Testing after launch isn't called "testing" anymore. It's called "really hoping things go well on this crap shoot" followed by "failure". That's why this stuff is expensive, by the way: You either do it right, or you get nothing. Well, maybe you get a fireball or a crater, but you don't get any science.