Slashdot Mirror


User: bludstone

bludstone's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
658
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 658

  1. Trial By Stone! on DaimlerChrysler Looks for Dismissal of SCO Suit · · Score: 1, Funny

    Im getting very tired of this whole SCO thing. As such, I propose that this be solved via the famous "Trial By Stone," designed by Jim Henson.

    In the movie "The Dark Crystal" The Skeksis decide who gets to be emperor by who could put the largest dent in a solid stone with the swing of a sword.

    General: Chamberlain! I challenge!
    Chamberlain: Trial by stone.
    General: Trial by stone!

    General, in a rush of massive anger, swings and chops the stone in half, becoming the emperor.

    Linus, Darl, It is time to pick up your swords and swing.

    TRIAL BY STONE!

  2. Re:FUD, even internally! on Microsoft's Strategy Memos · · Score: 1

    Because when the shit hits the fan, and your windows server goes down, taking your business with it, you can easily point the finger at MS and they will take care of everything, no problems. /sarcasm

  3. Re:enough! on Calculating A Theoretical Boundary To Computation · · Score: 1

    Current theories say that conciousness exists in the inredibly complex electrical fields generated by the human brain.

    As such, it has no weight.

    Unless you can weigh electricity.

    Unfortunatly, I dont remember where I read this.

  4. Re:Rez, synestasia on Videogames as Art · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the info.

    I am now a better man.

    (not sarcasm)

  5. Re:D'oh! on Videogames as Art · · Score: 1

    You _BOTH_ owe me, as it was a setup for this joke as well.

    And, FYI, the trance vibrator isnt all that great :P

  6. Rez, synestasia on Videogames as Art · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ahh. The old "videogames as artform" conversation. Ive had this one with many people. Usually the younger individuals say, yes, videogames are art, just like movies.

    Its the elder generation that hasnt grasped that a game can be artistic as well.

    Then I put in the game "Rez."

    Rez is the best argument Ive ever seen for videogames as an artform. It is unique, beautifully stylistic, and incredibly interactive. You could say that this is just another rail shooter, but that doesnt integrate the way sound, vibration, and visual effects all tie in together. This concept of interactive musical and visual integrated together was originally concieved by Kandinsky, which he referred to as "Synestasia."

    Please read this review.

    Even my parents found the game to be incredibly artistic and beautiful. I cannot reccomend it enough.

  7. Mod Parent Up. on Sony Hit by Drop in PS2 Sales · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yup. This is why sony cant sell anymore PS2s. Theyve already reached full market saturation. Everyone who wants one, has one.

  8. Re:what about the yellow pages on AXA sues Google over AdWords · · Score: 1

    And Ill sue you, the plumbing place, and the yellow pages for stealing my spelling of "Blud."

    Ive got a copyright on that!

  9. Is it a MIGHTY morphing wing? on Morphing Plane Wings for Efficient Flights · · Score: 0, Troll

    DUMBJOKE!

  10. Some of us prefer to save money on iPod Mini Hits The 'Sweet Spot'? · · Score: 3, Funny

    By buying a 30$ mp3 cd player and a spool of 100 disks for 20$

    And those of you that complain about skipping. Thats okay, mine doesnt skip, I cushion it by about three hundred dollars IN CASH.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003- 05 -28&res=l

  11. Re:It is our fault. on California Panel Recommends Dumping Diebold · · Score: 1

    This is The Big Problem that open source needs to confront.

    People instantly assume that once you see the code, you have automatically figured out how to get complete and full access to every bit of the system that this "open software" has been installed on.

    Yes, we know better, but if you think about it, their logic is sound (based on their worldview)

    Whats needed is education, but I have no idea how to change this perception. :(

  12. Re:Vote-From-Home is NOT a good idea! on California Panel Recommends Dumping Diebold · · Score: 1

    My bowls are just fine. Thank you. My daily cup of coffee keeps it going.

    Dean would of outdone his competition if it wasnt for microphone technology cancelling out background noise. You see, the famous "Dean Scream" was totally appropriate. As the entire room was filled with cheers. He was just yelling with the crowd.

  13. Re:brain damaged ?!? on The Joy of Random Shuffle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think its hilariouos that you used "Brain Damaged" as the topic, as one of the greatest albums of all time, Dark Side of the Moon, has a song with the title "Brain Damage."

    While most moden albums do not ascribe to having the songs work together, this is not true historically. Dark Side of the Moon is probably the best example of this.

    While I could argue in detail about this, Ive found that the best way to do this is to grab a dark side cd, put it in, listen to it the whole way through, then again on random.

    The listening experiences are totally different.

  14. Re:Responsibility? on Take Me Home, I'm Drunk · · Score: 1

    stupid html.

    check it out here.

    http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm

  15. Re:Responsibility? on Take Me Home, I'm Drunk · · Score: 2, Informative

    -sigh-

    Here we go again.

    The McDonalds coffee case IS NOT a good example of filing lawsuits due to dumb mistakes. Im not saying that that doesnt happen. It does. A lot. But this case is simply not a good example.

    Read this page.

    ugh.

  16. RPS! on Sony Develops 25 GB Paper Disc · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome! One third of the way there.

    Now all we need is a Rock based disk and a Scissors based disk. Then have them fight it out for world dominance.

    "good old rock, nothing beats rock!"

  17. Re:In related news... on RFID for Automobile Tracking · · Score: 1

    Funny, but insightful.

    If people start getting busted for speeding thanks to these RFID tags, and it becomes public knowledge that thats the REASON they are getting busted, then used cars sales will shoot through the roof. Maybe I should invest in carmax.

    Not only that, but they just created a new, illegal, black market for non-RFID vehicles.

    Imagine that.

  18. Fundraising on RFID for Automobile Tracking · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, I guess police wont have to worry about funding anymore.

    Link RFIDs to the already instated Cameras and the auto-fined-mailer and youve got a steady stream of income from speeders.

    Not that this would _EVER_ be abused for something like this. Its for our saftey.

    *cough*

  19. Re:Let me sum this up for you. on When Does Usability Become a Liability? · · Score: 1

    Wrong.

    Not moving on would be a worse error.

    Im fully aware that only a small subset of people would be able to review the actual code for something. But the more popular a program is, the more likely it will be to garner peer reviews. Its a simple matter of statistics.

    I never claimed that EVERYONE would be reviewing code. Hell, my home pc is almost 100% open source (sans OS and a handful of programs) and ive never even looked at a line of the code.

    But lots of other people have.

    Shysters are there to weed out the morons. :)

  20. Re:A few Points... on Men Incapable Of Portraying Videogame Women Fairly? · · Score: 1

    Sorry, no, that's not what I've been taught from living in the Bay Area for most of my life

    This guy is brilliantly living up to a stereotype! :D

  21. Let me sum this up for you. on When Does Usability Become a Liability? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The answer is "No, because of peer review."

    Lets move on..

  22. its for the toilet. on Famitsu Boss Talks Future Of Game Magazines · · Score: 1

    All this analysis in meaningless. The true reason for videogame magazines is to have something absolutely mindless to read while pinching a loaf.

    You know Im right.

  23. Re:When Business Models Go Bad on 2003 CD Sales Officially Down 7.6 Percent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly.

    When I buy a DVD, Im not just buying the movie. If I just wanted the movie, I'd download it.

    Im paying for a high quality digital video presentation, a 5.1 DD/DTS audio track, Commentary, Bonus features, widescreen presentation, ect.. All for 15 bucks.

    Thats less then the cost of the CD soundtrack of THE SAME MOVIE.

    I argue that p2p has MINIMAL impact compared to competition from dvds and videogames.

  24. How to kill an industry on Draft of 'Broadcast Flag' Treaty Now Available · · Score: 4, Insightful

    through over-regulation.

    Theres a massive market for high quality recording off of tv/dvd/hd/whatever. All that legislation like this does is raise the barrier to entry, and thereby cause LESS competition, giving the consumer (fitting word in this example) less of an option.

    Besides, if/when it becomes widely known that you cant record your favorite sports game/movie/whatever with these new tools, people simply wont purchase them, and will stick with their old equipment.

    And when that happens, theyll blame "piracy."

  25. Emulators on Classic GBA Game Ports We'll Never See? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The GBA isnt _that_ difficult to code for, is it?

    Why couldnt scummVM be ported to gba?

    According to zophar's gameboy page there are lots of nifty emulators for gba already.

    Sierra's AGI, NES, SMS, SNES (!), tg16, and even spectrum.

    While I would like to see more oldschool PC games ported to gba, I certainly wouldnt put this in a crisis situation. There are some pretty good alternatives.