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DaimlerChrysler Looks for Dismissal of SCO Suit

Ian Atkins writes "DaimlerChrysler has told SCO where it can stick its lawsuit. In a filing in Michigan, the car company has said not only does it not have to give SCO the information it asked for, but that it hasn't used the software SCO claims rights over - for seven years. It has asked the judge to throw the whole thing out of court. Another bad for SCO and its MS-backed Linux crusade it would seem. Full details on Techworld here." Reader Eggplant62 notes that Groklaw is also covering the story, and noting that SCO has dropped their claim that the GPL is unconstitutional.

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  1. Lets not post every legal filing by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    by everyone involved in every one of SCOs cases. They really aren't newsworthy.

    Judges orders, warrants, and decisions from the bench are worth noting. But legal filings are just the gears of the bloated legal system in action.

    The first thing any lawyer does in almost any case is file for dismissal on some obscure precedent.

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    1. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >The first thing any lawyer does in almost any case is file for dismissal on some obscure precedent.

      Not having used SCO Unix for seven years isn't really an obscure point, is it?

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    2. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by 56ker · · Score: 0

      Yep, however much it was interesting to start with - endless stories about SCO etc are just tedious......

    3. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by wookyhoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh c'mon, it is news, and for those of us who have a big stake in our beloved Operating System, it's always nice to see further holes being smashed into SCO's ridiculous claims.

      And this one in particular... to have SCO get rid of their patent claims... I'm waiting on a new letter to congress rescinding their previous outrageous unconstitutional hand-waving. I'm not going to hold my breath though ;)

    4. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      So says a lawyer.

      Next article up: SCOs lawyers file a motion that Daimlers lawyers are full of shit and they use SCO IP wrongly every day.

      Seriously, you think it's that easy? What if you were on trial for stealing a DVD player (or whatver), do you think you can just say to the judge "I havent even watched a movie for 7 years so I dont even have a dvd player"?

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    5. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Judges orders, warrants, and decisions from the bench are worth noting. But legal filings are just the gears of the bloated legal system in action.


      In general I'd agree. But this one is really funny. DC essentially called SCO every name in the book, and told them to go wash their hands.

    6. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      You know, you're probably right.
      I keep expecting these things to be fought by the rules and with truth.
      I *am* naive.

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    7. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They really aren't newsworthy.

      Ah, didn't read the article, did ya?

      This is what passes for insightful?

    8. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by everyone involved in every one of SCOs cases. They really aren't newsworthy.

      The slashdot material has become a bit thin on the whole lately.

      About 200 stories on ipod in the last 6 month. Zero about any other mp3 player. (ok, two about a HP licenced ipod clone)

    9. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You see, they *are* being fought by the rules. You just happen to not like them. The legal system has indeed become ponderous, but things are playing out in a way that is to be expected.

    10. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >they *are* being fought by the rules.

      Yes, but obviously not in the spirit which the system of laws was intended.

      It's EXACTLY that kind technical hair-splitting that is cheapening humanity in general; no one wants to play fair.

      And there are probably slimy counter-counter-tactics that each party will resort to before this is over, but in the end there won't be any true accountability.

      You're right, I *don't* like it.

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    11. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Speare · · Score: 1

      Sure, there are a LOT of people who haven't used SCO Unix for seven years. Hell, I haven't used SCO Unix for over thirty years!

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    12. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some legal guy will probably blither that it's about burden of proof. At least in criminal matters.

      Police prosecutor: "...the accused was seen walking out of a Best Buy with a DVD player. He was confronted by security, whereupon he said 'I am not the man you're looking for. There is no DVD player. Move along'. Security inexplicably let him go."

      Accused: "I havent even watched a movie for 7 years so I dont even have a dvd player. I am not the man you're looking for. There is no DVD player."

    13. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by AsimovBesterClarke · · Score: 1

      > Not having used SCO Unix for seven years isn't really an obscure point, is it?

      No. However, it seems to me, it is an *obvious* point.

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    14. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rules smules lets just keep this thread going!

    15. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      Yep, however much it was interesting to start with - endless stories about [iTunes / RAII / Video Games / Video Cards / Diebold / And on and on and on...] etc are just tedious......

      Funny, I can do without most of the stuff here at Slashdot, yet the SCO thing interests me.

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    16. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by B'Trey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Slashdot's core readership is significantly biased towards Linux use. We have a strong interest in the case. If you don't, another news site might be more in line with your interests. It's not like there aren't a great many to choose from.

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    17. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be fair, I made a typo in my orginal post - the article says Daimler-Chrysler hasn't used Linux for seven years.

      Same difference though.

      On an interesting aside, *I* HAVE used SCO Unix (back in '92, I believe), and both times I did, it proved to foreshadow today's events:

      Being a COMPLETE newbie with anything *nix in those days, I was nonetheless given the task to shut down and restart a SCO Unix server.

      Being clueless (I admit), I fiddled around until I simply got fed-up and pressed the reset button on the PC.

      Now I KNOW that that is NO WAY to go about things, but as I said, I was clueless.

      The computer never successfully booted again.
      The admin had to reformat and reinstall everything. I had somehow totally screwed the filesystem on the machine in a way the operating system could not recover.

      I was a Windows-person back then, and I remember thinking smarmily "What a crap OS, at least with Windows, that doesn't happen"

      The second time was when we had to install SCO Unix to use it as a test-development server for one of our products.

      The mouse we had for the computer was some generic type of mouse, and it WASN'T supported by SCO.

      Never fear, let's CALL SCO and ask if they can help us -

      "No problem sir, we'll support your make of mouse, $15K, please"

      Let's say that we found a different solution, and every time after that when we needed *nix, we DIDN'T choose SCO. SCO came to be considered by all the techies I knew as being expensive, and not being good quality. Let's hope there HASN'T been any of their code copied into Linux, right?

      So SCO has really underwhelmed me so far. I figure this current bit is more of the same.

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    18. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by nomadic · · Score: 0

      and for those of us who have a big stake in our beloved Operating System

      Unless you work for Red Hat or you own a lot of stock in one of the linux companies, you don't "have a big stake". Let's be honest, here, 95% of the people here look at linux the way non-geeks look at their local sports team. A lot of emotional investment, but not much more than that.

    19. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      endless stories about SCO etc are just tedious

      It appears from your .sig that you'd rather be playing videogames?

      You know I never really understood that whole Slashdot/mama's basement thing until now.

    20. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "No problem sir, we'll support your make of mouse, $15K, please"

      What do you think RedHat says if they don't currently support your mouse? (Assuming you are insisting on not buying a new, supported mouse, which it sounds like you were.)

      I'll also say that your experiences with SCO weren't unique -- they were a crappy, expensive vendor. HOWEVER, that SCO has nothing to do with the Utah company suing IBM and Chrysler.

    21. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot. News for "I am not a Lawyer.."s. Stuff that sort of matters.

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    22. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by wookyhoo · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest, here, 95% of the people here look at linux the way non-geeks look at their local sports team. A lot of emotional investment, but not much more than that.

      Well, that, along with those who put their time and effort into bettering the Operating System that we use and love, for no financial gain, was what I was actually talking about.

      Who is to say that a financial investment is worth more than an emotional one? Not I.

    23. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by killjoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Anybody who has followed the brain numbing briefs files over and over again in this case realizes by now that the american legal system is a joke.

      I have never been interested in the law before before this case and I have done my best to keep up to date by reading groklaw and let me tell you no human should be a witness to such absolute and utter stupidity.

      Motion after motion of silly documents, delay after delay. How long has the SCO case been going on? The judge isn't even close to making a decision yet. All the point-counter point motions are not done yet. It will take five years at this pace for the judge to even start the trial.

      Disgusting.

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    24. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by schemanista · · Score: 1

      Except for the Slashdot mind control rays which force you to tediously click on the link, tediously skim past the story and then tediously post about the tedious futility of it all.

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    25. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I hear you.

      But you know, there has been a small positive side in this for you; you've obviously developed your understanding of law and legal proceedings.

      I know it's a sort of sad-education, but what can I say, you'll have to distill the good that you can out of it.

      Rock on, killjoe.

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    26. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judge: There is no DVD player here. Move along, move along.

      (ashamed)

    27. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by anachattak · · Score: 1

      I'd need to read their pleadings, but I'm guessing that their "we haven't used it in seven years" is a statute of limitations defense (i.e. after a certain period of time, you can't file certain lawsuits). I'm not sure what the statute of limitations on copyright infringement is, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was a four year statute of limitations, in which case not using the OS for over seven years is a complete and total defense, not "some obscure precedent."

    28. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by anachattak · · Score: 1

      The danger in posting after lunch is that not all posts are well thought out. Case-in-point, the statute of limitations defense doesn't make any sense if they're accusing Dymler of using SCO Unix without a license over the last seven years (only if they were saying "even if we did use it without permission, that was more than X years ago" where X is the statute of limitations). But the readings suggest that Dymler had a license seven years ago, so it's just a "we file an affidavit that we didn't use it; beat that SCO" (which they can do by filing for additional discovery before the dispositive motion is heard).....AHHHHH....I'm post-lunch rambling again....somebody stop me!!!

    29. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by vt0asta · · Score: 1

      Holy flawking shnit is that funny!

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    30. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, I'm guessing this is SOP for this sort of stuff.

      Now if the judge accepts it and dismisses the case ... now we have some news.

    31. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Thavius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No no, they still use SCO unix in some ways. I can walk in the back room and kick a box running SCO if I wanted to, as I'm at a Chrysler dealership. Dealers used a SCO box attached to a sattelite dish to do factory communications. They're in the process of removing those boxes, yay, but they have used SCO in the past 7 years.

    32. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one thing you missed reading groklaw is that IBM is no hurry to finish this, and instead is trying to make it as long and as excruciatingly painful as possible.

      Look at the IBM countersuit -- a bunch of bogus patents like LWZ, unnecessary copyright claims, etc. At least 50% of the trial time is spent preparing for IBM lawsuit against SCO, not just visa-versa.

    33. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Sorry, typo on my part, I meant they hadn't used Linux, not SCO Unix.
      My bad.

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    34. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by naChoZ · · Score: 1

      Is there a clearly defined statute of limitations? If so, then yes, it really should be "that easy" shouldn't it?

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    35. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      Anybody who has followed the brain numbing briefs files over and over again in this case realizes by now that the american legal system is a joke.

      I think the judges have let this happen. What we need is for judges to slap down hard on people who don't comply with discovery and other orders (and come back with dog-ate-my-homework excuses) and have the appeals courts not reverse decisions because the judges actually enforced their own orders.

      Look at the case in Florida that Boies was involved with: there were multiple instances where judicial orders had been ignored.

      Unfortunately, I don't think it likely to change.

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    36. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Not having used SCO Unix for seven years isn't really an obscure point, is it?

      True. What's really sad is it seems SCO is sueing all their old customers. At least the ones who are running Linux currently. No wonder their latest filing shows they have hardly any income. Who would want to do business with a company like this?

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    37. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it saying I was, and I guess if you take SCO's patent idiocy as a serious threat you might have a stake in seeing it. I was thinking the poster was talking about Linux succeeding on the market, which I guess he wasn't so my mistake.

    38. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by scottj · · Score: 1

      You must be new around here--it doesn't have to be newsworthy for the /. editors to post it. ;-)

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    39. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Mateito · · Score: 0, Redundant

      > It's not like there aren't a great many to choose from.

      You mean, there is a world outside of /.?

    40. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Your+Anus · · Score: 1
      What do you think RedHat says if they don't currently support your mouse? (Assuming you are insisting on not buying a new, supported mouse, which it sounds like you were.)

      Probably something along the lines of, "No problem, sir. Have you looked about on the mailing lists for a driver?" That's the great thing about Linux. Someone probably already ran into your problem and did some work to figure it out.

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    41. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Syrrh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I propose we take this literally.

      Boies: "Objection, you ho--"
      Judge: (rolls up sleeves) "All right, I've had enough out of you. C'mere, bitch." *thwack!*

    42. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      For some people. I don't understand it either but hey, it takes all kinds...

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    43. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      ...I guess if you take SCO's patent idiocy as a serious threat...

      I don't think SCO can Patent Idiocy, too much Prior Art from Washington DC

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    44. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by freakmn · · Score: 1

      What's the difference? My good buddy Darl says that they are the same thing!

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    45. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Whoever let you near that thing without instructions should be fired. Even our secretary had the good sense to lookup "shutdown" in the manual. ctrl-alt-delete would have been good too. 1992, would have put you either on the initial release of OpenServer, or god forbid Xenix. And 1992, would have had you using Windows what? 3.0?

      I call bullshit. SCO was pretty crappy, but I don't think you can fault them for your ignorance.

    46. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Authored by: John Goodwin
      Here is a re-write of my investigative trip through the mergers and company changes detailed in this thread's header. Did you know there was a 4th Amendment to the Reorg, in July 2002?

      Refering to this groklaw thread,

      http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=2004022 11 83849777

      So adding this thread to that one, "Caldera Systems" is a wholly owned subsidiary of "newco" a.k.a. "Caldera Holdings" a.k.a. "Caldera International" a.k.a. "The Caldera Group" a.k.a. "The SCO Group". The name changes occur from August 2000 to May 2001 when the deal is consumated.

      Caldera International, spawned a wholly owned "merger sub" which merged with "Caldera Systems" and swapped "newco" stock with it, leaving "Caldera Systems" as "Surviving Caldera", only this time with "newco" stock in the hands of Canopy and Old SCO. Canopy still has its share, but Old SCO (TTLA, Tarantella) sold its 28% stake in SCOX back in 2002 for around $100,000 in cash and $5M of the $8M promissary note. In other words, it took a loan writedown bath and got out with what cash it could.

      Part of the "restructuring deal" was a 3-year payout of the OpenServer business and to Caldera International (*not* as commonly asserted to Caldera Systems), that can hardly have begun before mid-2001.

      Here is the relevant section:
      (B) During the three year period (the "Earn-out Period") beginning with the first, full Caldera Fiscal Quarter following the Effective Time (provided that if the Effective Time falls within the first five days of any Caldera Fiscal Quarter, then the Earn-out Period shall begin with such Caldera Fiscal Quarter), SCO shall be entitled to receive from Newco on each Earn-out Payment Date 45% of the amount by which OpenServer Revenue for the prior four full Caldera Fiscal Quarters is higher than the cumulative Earn-out Thresholds for such periods (such amount, an "Earn-out Amount"). Notwithstanding the intention of this provision that the parties shall share in the future revenue of the OpenServer Business as operated by Newco, such operation of the OpenServer Business shall be in Newco's sole discretion, and Newco shall be under no obligation to provide any minimum level of support to the OpenServer Business.

      That means it should be ending--right about now. What happened? The answer, after a bit of digging, is--

      Here is New SCO (Caldera International) admitting, in a press release, that it needed to prepay certain license fees to Old SCO (Tarantella), as late as 2002. What is that about?

      http://www.unicat-communications.de/tech/php/xin .p hp?kid=3&prm_id =196

      The Company and Tarantella Inc. also agreed to modify the agreement and plan of reorganization between the two companies and to permit the resale of certain additional Tarantella products by the Company. These changes eliminated the right to an earn out payment to Tarantella based on OpenServer revenues of the Company for the three years following the completion of the earlier transaction with Tarantella, Inc. In connection with the license of additional products, the Company agreed to prepay certain licensing fees. The Company paid a total of $500,000 to Tarantella, Inc. in connection with the purchase of the earn out rights and the prepayment of licensing fees.

      Here's what happened--

      http://www.linuxplanet.com/linuxplanet/reports/4 28 2/3/

      Here is the Tarantella (TTLA) side, from their Annual report:

      http://www.tarantella.com.mx/investor/info/repor ts /pdf/2002/annualpr oxy2002.pdf

      Note 6 shows license revenue from "related parties" (which, given that Tarantella held SCOX stock in that time frame, would be New SCO?)

      Third party revenue goes from 118M (2000) to about half that 52.5M (2001), suggesting it was OpenServer revenue that was sold off in mid 2001. That leaves the related parties 546,000 which might be mostly New SCO. Other figures suggest 300,000

    47. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      It was early '94 actually.

      Totally my fault, really. It was the dumbest thing to do, push reset...

      LOL
      But to plead on my own behalf, I thought SCO could take it!
      LOL

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    48. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      *rimshot*

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    49. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Curtman · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      Down with SCO!

    50. Re:Lets not post every legal filing by Shakrai · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      if the KGB or the GRU put agents aboard this boat, I would be the last to know...

      "I suggest we open our orders Captain."
      "Certainly comrade."

      Sorry, quite a bit offtopic but I haven't seen that movie in years. It's refreshing to see unique sigs -- especially ones that apply to our current political times.

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  2. drop their claim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How can they make claims and drop them like that? No consequences??

    There are corps that weren't choosing linux or delaying programs because of this .. there were real losses. It's just wrong that you can make risk free arbitrary claims and accusations as scare and/or FUD to try to advance your agenda .. without worry of consequences.

    1. Re:drop their claim? by Maestro4k · · Score: 5, Insightful
      • How can they make claims and drop them like that? No consequences??

        There are corps that weren't choosing linux or delaying programs because of this .. there were real losses. It's just wrong that you can make risk free arbitrary claims and accusations as scare and/or FUD to try to advance your agenda .. without worry of consequences.

      Actually there can be consquences, and there still may be. DaimlerChrysler can turn around and sue SCO for the corporate equivalent of defamation of character, etc. Filing a lawsuit without merit is always risky because you can be counter-sued. Given SCO's actions in the past I doubt they'll sensably drop this and will probably force DC to counter-sue them to get rid of the bad (and false) press SCO is causing them.
    2. Re:drop their claim? by budgenator · · Score: 4, Informative

      DC has basicaly said "Your Honor tell them to go away, never come back and have them pay us for our lawyers' fees on the way out; because they have no case, know they have no case, and are just pretending that they do."

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    3. Re:drop their claim? by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      I believe grandparent was referring to SCO's claim that the GPL is unconstitutional and similar claims that they've now dropped from their filings.

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    4. Re:drop their claim? by Pope+Raymond+Lama · · Score: 1

      They already dropped.
      Grandparent is refering to the constitutionality of the GPL, not Sco X CarMaker suit.

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    5. Re:drop their claim? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Now it's SCOs turn. They will file a motion that says in effect 'did too!'. DC will then file another motion that says 'did not!'. It will go on like this for about a hear and a half.

      The American legal system is exactly like a couple of five year olds arguing.

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    6. Re:drop their claim? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 2

      The American legal system is exactly like a couple of five year olds arguing.

      Thank you. At least someone else out there can see the judicial system for what is really is.
      This country is in need of a revolution. Or at least a rewriting of the Constitution. This bullshit legal stuff has got to go.

      Regardless, I think it's great that DC told SCO to basically go phuck themselves. I think a point would be made if every company SCO filed suit against did the same, even though their wishes might not be carried out.

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    7. Re:drop their claim? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      How is this bullshit? If someone believes that someone else is stealing their code, you don't think they should be allowed to sue? I wouldn't like that. If someone gets sued and thinks it's wrong they shouldn't be able to try to get the case dismissed? I wouldn't like that either.

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    8. Re:drop their claim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft makes statements like this all the time. Better security, lower prices, no lockin, no spyware. Product announcements 18,24,36,48 months before they even begin planning on comeing out with 'something new'. Theive done it for years. Remember the "We promise to be good" stuff after the first anti-trust trial? How long did it take for them to start bending the rules? Half an hour? The time it takes to go from the court house back to work? The time between when the limo door is closed and the picking up the phone to speed dial the office?

    9. Re:drop their claim? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Nah, just look at it this way: in general, the more someone complains about the legal system, the less they actually know about it. Anyone who thinks the Constitution has to be rewritten to get rid of procedural issues (that aren't actually, you know, in the Constitution in the first place) is seriously out of touch with reality.

      It's like when people who have never been to court and don't even know any lawyers are rabidly anti-lawyer. They sort of mix a bunch of rumors, water-cooler conversations, and biased, one-sided newspaper articles into a big, illogical mess then invest their hearts and egos into it.

    10. Re:drop their claim? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      These legal issues start and end with the mistaken notion that it's fair to treat a company like it was an individual under the law. The problem is that a company can't go to prison. It can only be fined money, that's pretty much it. Therefore companies take on less legal risk when they do something illegal than a person does. A person can be fined more than he owns, and can be sentenced to prison time. A company never has that happen to it.

      So, we have a system where the individual takes more risk than the corporation, for the same exact activities. This has the predictable result that a corporation ends up viewing the laws as just another operating expense.

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      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    11. Re:drop their claim? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      They can just drop claims from the IBM lawsuit without consequences in it. However, they'll have to answer for it in the Red Hat lawsuit. I bet Red Hat will jump on this as a reason to restart that lawsuit, since SCO made a claim that damaged Red Hat's business and that they no longer intend to support. The judge had put the case on hold because SCO was going to try to prove their claims in the IBM case; now they don't seem interested in doing so, so they've essentially lost the bit of the IBM case relevant to the Red Hat case.

      For that matter, that was supposed to be an affirmative defense against IBM's copyright infringement countersuit. If they can't come up with some other justification for their massive piracy of IBM's work, IBM is in the position to demand the SCO either GPL its putative IP or pay all of its assets in damages.

    12. Re:drop their claim? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      mistaken notion that it's fair to treat a company like it was an individual under the law

      So you don't like the fact that companies are treated like individuals. Okay.
      So, we have a system where the individual takes more risk than the corporation, for the same exact activities

      And now you don't like the fact that companies aren't treated like individuals.

      Well this is convenient. You can just sit here and argue this issue with yourself, while I go off and do something else. Have fun!
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    13. Re:drop their claim? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Okay, let me spell it out for the hard of thinking like yourself: I don't like that the government ATTEMPTS to treat them as individuals when it's not physically possible to do so fairly across the board. They get all the rights of the individual but cannot be subjected to all the responsibilities of the individual.

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    14. Re:drop their claim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So, we have a system where the individual takes more risk than the corporation, for the same exact activities
      And now you don't like the fact that companies aren't treated like individuals.


      No, all he doesn't like is that individuals are treated worse than companies. That doesn't mean he thinks they should be treated the same; he could well think companies should run greater risks than individuals.

      If you're going to accuse people of faulty logic, please first make sure your own is impeccable. Or you'll just come across as an idiot.

    15. Re:drop their claim? by ktulu1115 · · Score: 1

      That's fine... Think what you want.

      My own personal belief is that the US has gone suit-happy. Not only are there entirely too many frivolous lawsuits, but corporate america seems to think they can get away with anything (::cough::SCO::cough::).

      If that's not enough reason to think a change is needed then I don't know what is.

      I'll just come out and admit it, I don't know much about the inner workings of the legal system. I watch Law & Order on occasion (and yes, I've been to court), but does that make me well versed? No.

      Oh, and yes I know a few lawyers. I have no problem with them for the most part... It's mostly corporate lawyers that I dislike.

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      #
  3. Re:Go Linux by ChrisBrown1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, DCX is saying that they haven't used SCO's OPENSERVER or UNIXWARE in that period of time. That ARE using LINUX.

  4. Can we do without the editorial? by goldspider · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Another bad for SCO and its MS-backed Linux crusade it would seem."

    Exactly what does that add to this story?

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    1. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      your question implies that /. editors care about such trivial things as "newsworthy" or even that something is, in fact, a story.

      And yet, I am mascochistic one that is still here, after all these years. Its like an old friend you played with when you were a wee kid, and that despite your better judgement you still associate with in your adulthood.

    2. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      Could the whole posting of this 'story' be any more biased and less professional?

      Why do things this poorly written even get posted?

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      "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
    3. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Romeozulu · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, it would be nice if stuff like this could stay off the main page. I know this sound silly, but it does hurt /. credibility.

      Hey, a pig just flew by my office window!!!

    4. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Exactly what does that add to this story?

      Eleven words and two acronyms

    5. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right... and all that time while you were maturing into adulthood, your childhood friend remained the same as he ever was - an immature little brat.

    6. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > "Another bad for SCO and its MS-backed Linux crusade it would seem."
      >
      >Exactly what does that add to this story?

      You must be new here.

    7. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kinda sad, isn't it... :/

    8. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by avi33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't want it on the main page? That's what your homepage preferences are for.

      I don't why everyone gets their panties in a bunch of a few editorializing words in postings. You want supposedly straight facts and not much else? Try news.google.com.

      The whole notion of a community discussion site is built on opinions, to muzzle the opinions of the poster is asinine. Unlike a journalist, a story poster has no professional responsibility to maintain objectivity.

    9. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot bias.

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    10. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by asr_man · · Score: 1

      You're new here. There is a fine line bewteen an editor and a troll.

      If you think Moral Relativism is bad, try Moral Absolutism.
    11. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      If you don't like Slashdot's bias, go somewhere else that fits your bias. Nobody's holding a gun to you head or anything.

    12. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. /. needs to maintain its unbiased perspective. After all, look at the previous slash dot on iTunes. See how biased, one sided and down right mean it is? and editorilaized it is? Compare that article to this one and you will get the flavor of a totally unbiased report form a journalist without an axe to grind: http://www.winnetmag.com/windowspaulthurrott/Artic le/ArticleID/42503/windowspaulthurrott_42503.html

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    13. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by phoxix · · Score: 1

      Exactly what does that add to this story?

      Jingo'ism, and allowing us to fight the bad guys. Its in human nature.

      Sunny Dubey

    14. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't want it on the main page? That's what your homepage preferences are for.Exactly where in the preferences can I filter out idiotic drivel that 'clutters the story and addes no real value'?

      I thought not. No one is trying to muzzle anybody. Just to help prevent submitter's from being idiotic jackasses.

    15. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Flashpot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In a word, No!. Slashdot is all about editorial. That's what makes it so fun.

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    16. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This must be the thread where M$ employees or M$ fanboys post to whimper about Slashdot bias.

      Sorry guys, real Nerds ("News for Nerds") hate the innovation-destroying evil empire and their monopoly-perpetuating dirty tricks.

    17. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by killjoe · · Score: 1, Troll

      Whaaah mommy make them stop attacking MS. It's not fair that a handful of kids should attack the richest corporation in the world.

      Grow up willya. So slashdot attacks MS. Get over it.

      People also attack other corporations on other web sites. If you are so upset go defend maytag or nissan or something.

      MS attacks all kinds of people and corporations.

      People attack linux and OSS all over the net.

      That's life on the net. Get used to it.

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    18. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Surazal · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to run by my rules, don't use my intellectual property. It's that simple. :^)

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    19. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by subVorkian · · Score: 1
      Reminds me of the old saw:
      Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel

      Don't know how it relates to this topic, but I thought it was kinda related.
    20. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between "If you want to live in the country of your birth, you must abide by my rules" versus "If you want to merge my work into your own, you must abide by my rules." I'm sorry you apparently don't get this simple concept.

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    21. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evil empire? Come on, DC's not *that* bad. I mean yeah, there was the PT Cruiser, but still...

    22. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      its funny, laugh

    23. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Not bad, I had to read that twice before I got it. The troll mod is undeserved imo.

    24. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by dcam · · Score: 1

      Is that a clever refernce to Truckers by Terry Pratchett or a dumb reference to GNU? I'm confused.

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    25. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by d474 · · Score: 1

      Pssst. Hey, goldspider.
      *whispers...*
      (you're at slashdot dude)

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      Authority questions you. Return the favor.
    26. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

      It was a dumb refrence to gnu, but I'll pretend it was clever. ;-)

    27. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Amen Brother.

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      evil is as evil does
    28. Re:Can we do without the editorial? by sepluv · · Score: 1
      You want supposedly straight facts and not much else? Try news.google.com.
      News.Google.Com. is not at all a reputable source and doesn't claim to be as it is just a bot-generated collection of information that looks like news from other sources (i.e.: it is a search engine like Google.Com).

      All remotely news-like sites (inluding /. and many really biased sites) are used by News.Google.Com.

      This is as silly as saying that if something is linked to from Google's general WWW SERP's it must be true. The only reason that I know why Google might not list a site is if it uses underhand techniques to increase its PageRank (and, also now, if it violates the DMCA in which case they link to a copy of the DMCA order which links to the banned page ;-) ). AFAIK Google do not remove sites from any of the SERP's due to factual inaccuracy of the content--if they did this they would not be able to list 99.999% percent of pages on the WWW--actually 0.999999999% of the web as the other 99% of pages have no content (so their contetn cannot be innaccurate) ;-).

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  5. Umm wake up by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wow, another major victory for Linux. A Fortune 500 company (of German origin, for God's sake) admits it didn't care to adopt Linux and was Unix/Microsoft shop all the way and always will be.

    DaimlerChrysler was being sued using their Unix licence. So they ditched Unix and went Linux/Microsoft long ago. Yes, I know. I've been trolled. I lost.

    Kjella

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  6. New reality show by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tune in every Tuesday and watch Darl as he tries to survive in the courts. Next season don't miss the "Darl Survivor II" premier episode where he gets strip searched prior to entering prison. Soon after he meets his new roomate Bubba, who introduces himself and then says, "I like your butt Darly boy".

    1. Re:New reality show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Why are all these butt rape posts always modded so high? I'm sure if this was happening to the mods, they'd all be yelling "Yeah, +1 Funny!".

    2. Re:New reality show by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Because people want to see Darl & Co. get what they deserve.

      The mods don't deserve to be butt-raped; they haven't committed illegal actions in order to destroy a community of people doing something good. Darl & Co. have, and therefore deserve some prison time (and hopefully lots of butt-raping too so they never forget the consequences of their actions, and other corporate con-men will clean up their behavior to avoid the same fate).

    3. Re:New reality show by fritz1968 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soon after he meets his new roomate Bubba...


      No, his new roommate is not named Bubba. His name is Ben Dover. I think Bubba is his nick name.

      --
      It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change.
    4. Re:New reality show by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I'm pretty sure it's Darl who will be playing the role of Ben Dover.

    5. Re:New reality show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know whats hilarious? Rape. Its rape-larious.

      Funny that a civilized society can essentially sentence someone to get raped, and everyone either turns a blind eye or laughs.

    6. Re:New reality show by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      I have this picture of a lot of Slashdot weenies, imagining Darl MacBride being anal raped by some large black person, wanking themselves stupid over the the idea and giggling like Beavis and Butthead: "Hn ! Hn! Hn! he said anal rape"

      I think I find that more depressing than anything Darl or cohorts get up to.

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    7. Re:New reality show by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      Actually, what I find even more depressing is that drivel like the grandparent gets moderated as funny.

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      No but, yeah but, no but...
  7. Yet another SCO - automotive item by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "Little SCO, gonna sue you blind"
    "Darl gonna make you play $699..."

    --
    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
    1. Re:Yet another SCO - automotive item by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      This took me a second to place as "Little GTO", so don't expect too much from the mods. It's actually pretty clever, though it would have fit a little better if it were GM being sued.

      --
      R: That voice. Where have I heard that voice before? B: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
  8. Your Honor.... by Vengie · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Your honor, we have no idea who these poor schmendriks are. We might have used some of their software in the mid 90's before we got beaten with a clue stick, but that was when we were still using Reynolds & Reynolds green screens and we didn't know what the INTARWEB was. Please make them go away?"

    --
    When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. (Larry Wall)
  9. How can SCO keep this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With all this idiocy, it would seem SCO are doomed. How could any company maintain with this much erosion to their credibility?

    1. Re:How can SCO keep this up by Maestro4k · · Score: 4, Interesting
      • With all this idiocy, it would seem SCO are doomed. How could any company maintain with this much erosion to their credibility?
      As long as they can manipulate reports and spin things in a way that their stock price doesn't tank they can survive. IF this does get dismissed and the Autozone one as well it might impact their stock price. Actually this one might impact it because on the face of it, even to a lay person, having not used the software in question for 7 years makes the lawsuit look totally meritless.

      SCO has survived a year now with huge animosity towards them, just in the past few weeks are we seeing signs that their whole campaign may fall apart. If they pull something that gets investors to drive the stock price back up again, they'll continue to survive. Once it drops to what is it's true value (next to nothing IMHO) then that'll signify the beginning of the end of SCO.

    2. Re:How can SCO keep this up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err, because the major backer (Microsoft through BayStar) does not care about credibility?

  10. Re:Trial by jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You do not support the groupthink and therefore should be moderated down.

    Everything that Microsoft does is evil. Everything SCO does is evil. Everything Linux community does is good. Remember that, and good luck with your comments next time.

  11. Yay by mkro · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now, I don't know much about "The Market", but I know what this curve means. Hah.

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    I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him.
    1. Re:Yay by Albanach · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This one is actually more interesting. SCO Are almost back to where they started from before they clained the owned the planet.

    2. Re:Yay by harley_frog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it means another announcement by SCO of a new lawsuit, filing, chest-pounding, (insert your favorite verb here) in order to boost the price up and eek out just a little more money on the next stock dump.

      --
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    3. Re:Yay by DoorFrame · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, but if you look at this one you'll see that they're still better off than they were a year ago.

    4. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but wait unitl about a half hour before close on Friday.......

    5. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, their stock was at ~0.75 before they started this.

    6. Re:Yay by IANAAC · · Score: 1

      Don't remember where I read it (probably a link from here), but someone was saying that if the stock remained below 8 for one week it was a breaker for SCO.

    7. Re:Yay by southpolesammy · · Score: 1

      Yup....looks like the end of the dead cat bounce from a couple weeks ago -- the end is nigh...

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    8. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what This chart means.

      SCOX is still far above where they were in 2002.

    9. Re:Yay by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Now, I don't know much about "The Market", but I know what this curve means. Hah."

      That its time for another Fireside Chat Press Release with Darl?

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    10. Re:Yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Don't remember where I read it (probably a link from here), but someone was saying that if the stock remained below 8 for one week it was a breaker for SCO.

      Maybe it's this you read. It says that if SCO stays below 6.75 for 20 days BayStar can ask for redemption. While this says that it's 8.46 and SCO can force the pay off. Either way, they are already facing a BayStar pullout, so it's hard to say how much it would hurt.

    11. Re:Yay by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

      But this is good fun. SCO may still be up on its pre-lawsuit form (for now)... but you'd have done better to invest in Red Hat or Novell, regardless.

    12. Re:Yay by m0nk3ym1nd · · Score: 1

      To underscore how beerbellied that curve is, select the boxes for "S&P", "NASDAQ", and "DOW". The market has been dropping a little, SCOX is dropping a LOT. Yay.

  12. Re:Trial by jury? by Kenja · · Score: 1
    "Ahh, it seems that's going by the wayside. Apparently Microsoft has been convicted of backing SCO by slashdot, although all the proof is circumstantial at best. Libel anyone?"

    Boy are you in the wrong place, I'm sure many people here where picked on by Microsoft(R) backed school yard bullies. Microsoft makes their Free(tm) Beer go flat and steals their tube socks.

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    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
  13. because.. by MasTRE · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're the Mercedes-Benz of.. Mercedes-Benz, SCO bitches!

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    Must-not-watch TV!
  14. Text version of DaimlerChrysler's response by pumpknhd · · Score: 5, Informative

    Groklaw has posted a text version of DaimlerChrysler's response to SCO's complaint.

    1. Re:Text version of DaimlerChrysler's response by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny
      Gotta love some of the lawyer talk:


      DCC admits that UNIX is a computer software operating system.
      DCC admits that it is a Delaware corporation with its principal place of business in the County of Oakland, State of Michigan.


      I think I'll even admit that UNIX is a computer software OS. :)
    2. Re:Text version of DaimlerChrysler's response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > DCC admits that UNIX is a computer software operating system.

      Uh, theres some groklawyers that would argue that point, claiming that UNIX is an OpenGroup specification and not an operating system.

    3. Re:Text version of DaimlerChrysler's response by cdrudge · · Score: 1
      I think I'll even admit that UNIX is a computer software OS. :)
      Ah...but then you, and DCC for that matter, would be incorrect. UNIX is not an OS. UNIX is a set of stadards. From The Open Group's page What is UNIX?:
      Today, the definition of UNIX ® takes the form of the worldwide Single UNIX Specification integrating X/Open Company's XPG4, IEEE's POSIX Standards and ISO C.
      So is just what defines the operating system, not the actual system. HPUX, Unixware, etc are OSs that follow the UNIX sepcs. I would say it would be similiar to saying Windows isn't an OS, but Windows NT, 2000, etc are OSs.

      Even if you say that UNIX is both the specification and the implementation, you still couldn't say UNIX is an operating system as there are more then one operating systems that follow the UNIX specifications, so more then one OS is UNIX. It only takes one little thing to make the entire statement false, thus they deny it.
    4. Re:Text version of DaimlerChrysler's response by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, they don't deny it. They admit it. (It's in the filing.)

  15. Trial By Stone! by bludstone · · Score: 1, Funny

    Im getting very tired of this whole SCO thing. As such, I propose that this be solved via the famous "Trial By Stone," designed by Jim Henson.

    In the movie "The Dark Crystal" The Skeksis decide who gets to be emperor by who could put the largest dent in a solid stone with the swing of a sword.

    General: Chamberlain! I challenge!
    Chamberlain: Trial by stone.
    General: Trial by stone!

    General, in a rush of massive anger, swings and chops the stone in half, becoming the emperor.

    Linus, Darl, It is time to pick up your swords and swing.

    TRIAL BY STONE!

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    no .sig
    1. Re:Trial By Stone! by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • Im getting very tired of this whole SCO thing. As such, I propose that this be solved via the famous "Trial By Stone," designed by Jim Henson.

        In the movie "The Dark Crystal" The Skeksis decide who gets to be emperor by who could put the largest dent in a solid stone with the swing of a sword.

      Ahh darn, I was hoping you meant drop a large stone, or throw lots of small ones on/at Darl. :)
    2. Re:Trial By Stone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't we just replace the stone with Darl?

  16. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full details on Techworld here.

    Ummmmm... full details where, again?

    I think you need more practice with your hyperlinking machine.

  17. Oh really now? by WwWonka · · Score: 4, Funny

    DaimlerChrysler has told SCO where it can stick its lawsuit.

    Truly now is that the way they did it?

    More than likely it was:

    Dear Sir or Madaam,
    Put forth hereth we knowth thus blah blah blah


    Now to tell SCO where to stick it would be more like:

    Listen up you stupid idiots,
    We have no idea what the fuck you are talking about so piss off and crawl back into your hole and die.

    With love,
    DaimlerChrysler

    1. Re:Oh really now? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once the Babelfish people get that Lawyerese-to-English translator working you'll see that this is exactly what they did. Lawyers just take longer to say things like this because they get paid, very handsomely, by the word.

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    2. Re:Oh really now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The SCO Group

      Dear Sir or Madam,

      Recently is has come to our attention that your lawsuit is without merit. We therefore respectfully suggest that the most appropriate place for you to store your baseless complaints is in the gaping hole in your head that vomits forth a vile substance, and by that we do not mean your mouth.

      Your Most Humble and Obedient Servants,

      The Daimler Chrysler Corporation

  18. Re:Trial by jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beasts from Redmond made me fat and unappealing to chicks.

  19. If wonder if Darl and company... by overbyj · · Score: 1, Funny

    will notice the next time they buy a Chrysler, that their cars seem to be missing items, say like brakes?

    Oh, I suspect that Darl and company better not get parts from AutoZone either.

    AutoZone salesman: Oh, Mr. McBride, you don't want that kind of brake fluid off the shelf. We have a very special bottle behind the counter right here for you.

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    No trees were harmed in the composition of this; however, numerous electrons were inconvenienced.
  20. A great *BSD film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time I watch this beloved old film filled with dissicated dead buzzard characters, I can't help but be reminded of dear old *BSD.

  21. The REAL news in the techworld article... by aelbric · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look at the bottom. The last sentance reads "SCO declined to comment"

    I never thought Daryl would shut up.

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    1. Re:The REAL news in the techworld article... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      i vaguely recall the judge telling them to shutup about the case with regards to press releases. maybe this was wishfull thinking. anyone?

    2. Re:The REAL news in the techworld article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daryl has been awfully quiet lately hasn't he?

      Maybe he's sleeping on the Iraqi Information Ministers sofa till things quiet down.

  22. SCO does have some legit claims by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    And this could be one of them.

    Most of these suits against the big corps dont seem to be about linux, but about other SCO code. This doesnt seem to have anything to do with linux whatsoever.

    If we're talking about SCO code running 7 years ago, it wasnt linux. Not in a corporation of that stature. Hell, 7 years ago it was hardly useful in my Uni's labs.

    There are probably cases out there where corporations migrated from SCO Unix to Linux, took SCOs userland code and recompiled it. This would most likely be wrong.

    Ie; my company writes code that runs on Windows. If one of our clients decides to switch to linux, and run our code under Wine or recompile it, that doesn't mean they dont owe us licenses.

    But it doesnt matter. Zealots need there heroes and victims, to paint everything in black and white. The real world is hardly ever like that.

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    1. Re:SCO does have some legit claims by RedK · · Score: 5, Informative

      And this could be one of them...

      Read the daimler filing, this is surely not one of them. This suit is about Daimler/Chrysler failure to comply to the audit letter sent to Unix licenses at the end of 2003. Basically, what they tell SCO is :

      We already answered but anyway, you didn't have a right to ask in the first place, and if you did, as per your contract with Novell, they waived your right to an answer. Also, we haven't used your systems in a while, and you have failed to indicated clearly how we're infriging your IP and you didn't try to mitigate or give us a chance to cure. So screw off and come back when you've got something to sue us over.

      And mostly, they're right, and you would know this if you followed groklaw's excellent coverage.

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      Anonymous Coward on Monday August 04, @06:49PM
    2. Re:SCO does have some legit claims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What on earth are you talking about? Nowhere has SCO ever claimed that someone took their code and is running it under Linux via some (WINE-like) library. Or anything similar to that.

      The suit against DC is due to DC telling SCO "we don't need to audit our systems, we don't run any of your software" and SCO complaining they didn't respond "properly".

      The suit against AZ is basically that AZ ported their OWN code to Linux, without any SCO software involved, and SCO stating "they couldn't have switched without violating something of ours".

      The suit against IBM is based on IBM porting their OWN code to Linux, without any SCO software involved, and SCO stating "Although we don't own that, we do own that because this is something we BELIEVE we own, even though Novell really owns it! In addition... umm.... blah blah... and Constitution of the United States of America and Terrorists and... ummm.... blah!"

    3. Re:SCO does have some legit claims by mikeee · · Score: 1

      And more to the point, you didn't actually ask before; you sent a non-registered letter to the wrong address, so we hadn't even heard of this nonsense until the court case.

      Go away, don't come back, and pay us for our wasted time, please.

    4. Re:SCO does have some legit claims by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      So screw off and come back when you've got something to sue us over.

      Actually, they filed for dismissal with prejudice, so they actually said something like:

      So screw off, and don't bother coming back.

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  23. Disable their vehicles by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does DaimlerChrysler have some sort of OnStar system in their cars? If so, they should remotely disable all vehicles registered to SCO execs.

    1. Re:Disable their vehicles by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      That's GM. I have a friend who has a Town & Country Limited van, and she has GPS tracking so she can tell where she is at any given moment, but you can't use it to communicate with the mothership, or get them to unlock your car for you.

      Too bad too, because I really like your idea.

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    2. Re:Disable their vehicles by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      please scratch "disable" and replace it with "Detonate"

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  24. New SCOX low for the year today by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting
    SCOX hit a new low for 2004 today.

    That big bump in March seems to have been SCO's announced stock buyback. So they blew a big chunk of their remaining cash, and the stock went back down anyway.

    It doesn't get much worse than this:

    • Product sales are zilch.
    • Intellectual property sales are zilch.
    • Their VCs want their money back.
    • They're in litigation with four different Fortune 1000 companies. And not doing well.
    • Their CEO is widely viewed as an annoying loudmouth.
    • The stock is in a screaming dive.
    • They're widely hated.
    The only upside is that there are no criminal charges or securities-fraud litigation. Yet. That may come, if insiders enriched themselves during the stock runup.
    1. Re:New SCOX low for the year today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it. You just figured out what it's about.

      The entire SCO/Linux fiasco is a perfect insider stock scheme. Someone has put options on SCO and is laughing his head off.

    2. Re:New SCOX low for the year today by inode_buddha · · Score: 1
      "The only upside is that there are no criminal charges or securities-fraud litigation. Yet. That may come, if insiders enriched themselves during the stock runup."

      They did enrich themselves. Can't find the link yet but they had some decent posts about it on groklaw. Every one of the corporate officers sold their original stake in a series of timed sales, which were properly reported to the SEC. Their former CFO netted millions, in fact. If I find the link I'm thinking of, I'll post it.

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    3. Re:New SCOX low for the year today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not EVERY one. I don't think that Darl McBride sold any stock yet.

      Other than that, yes, lots of the officers have been (legally) selling lots of stock regularly. I'm too lazy to post a link to the form 4's at www.sec.gov right now.

  25. Trial By Stone by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trial by Sharon Stone - last person who doesn't faint in interrogation sequence wins

    Trial by Bludstone - Gain mod points by posting obscure Dark Crystal references

    Trial by Flintstone - Endurance rally race in which you drive a 600 lbs car cross country with your own two feet

    Trial by Oliver Stone - conducted by the CIA

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    1. Re:Trial By Stone by bludstone · · Score: 1

      But my plan is failing miserably!

      SAD.

      Ill try a more recent film next time, like kill bill 2. (which sucked)

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  26. SCO + RIAA by superpulpsicle · · Score: 4, Funny

    If SCO and RIAA got together, they'd have the highest expense of lawyers while offering no service or product to the public.

    I thought M$ had good lawyers, man these two companies can sue any one of any status.

    1. Re:SCO + RIAA by a+rabid+platypus · · Score: 1

      One more time... repeat after me.

      The RIAA is not a company. It is a group of companies.

      Jeez

    2. Re:SCO + RIAA by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I thought the RIAA was an association of companies, or put another way: a company that represents the interests of a group of companies. Not to be a pisser, but technically, it IS a company. I am sure it is incorporated, for instance, for taxes if no other reason.

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  27. SCO by Niles_Stonne · · Score: 1, Funny


    Go To Your Room!

    --
    Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but copyright will always protect me.
    1. Re:SCO by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Go To Your Room!

      I presume this is after the trip out to the woodshed???

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  28. Methinks they're running out of gas by dacarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In watching the whole debacle going on with SCO, it concerns me that, in the end, beating SCO back down with the brickbat of the law has been little more than an uninteresting problem. Enough resource applied to the problem and it just kind of goes away.

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  29. why doesn't SCO just die ... by drizst+'n+drat · · Score: 4, Informative

    SCO's stock has been taking a pounding lately and as of now (1352 EST is under $6.50 a share. If you follow the trend .. they are slowly but surely crashing. Now the question is going to be ... when?

    1. Re:why doesn't SCO just die ... by z_gringo · · Score: 1

      When is a good question. I keep asking that myself.

      I figure it's actually worth about $1.88, but it's clearly way over that and keeps staying there. I think people who are holding SCOX are just doing so on the off chance that they might actually win one of those lawsuits. It's pretty unlikely, but it's kind of like throwing something down there, and letting it all ride on 10 black..

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      -- -- Warning. Do not stare directly at the sun.
    2. Re:why doesn't SCO just die ... by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      "I figure it's actually worth about $1.88"

      Seriously? Even that?

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  30. "Unclean Hands" by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 5, Informative
    I read the Groklaw summary and stumbled across the term "Unclean Hands" in the list of defenses that DaimlerChrysler has put forth.

    Man, I knew some judges were sticklers about proper decorum in the courtroom, defendants wearing suits, etc. but this is pretty extreme, don't you think?

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    1. Re:"Unclean Hands" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judges don't like people who shovel such a large amount of bullshit.

  31. In Pictorial Format by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like the way many users have visualised the current state of affairs:

    Tactical Map

    SCO's current position

    Relationship with IBM

  32. How can SCO keep this up: THEY CAN'T! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

    Seen their stock of late? HERE

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    1. Re:How can SCO keep this up: THEY CAN'T! by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Sad But true:

      It's been lower, and the've still managed to come back for more

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    2. Re:How can SCO keep this up: THEY CAN'T! by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

      It's still higher than a year ago. Their market manipulation seems to have worked...but the latest trends seem to indicate it's going to be over soon.

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      Sig is on vacation
  33. News just in: by stienman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Previously we reported that SCO was scraping the bottom of the barrel. We must now print a retraction:

    It appears as though SCO is in fact not scraping the bottom of the barrel...any longer. They have broken through the bottom and are working themselves into a barrel sized pit. The barrel was located near an outhouse, and so now you can see where they are coming up with all this...stuff.

    -Adam

    1. Re:News just in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:News just in: by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I dunno. I think that suing DaimlerChrysler for legal issues about software that they weren't using is really much more reasonable than some of the earlier SCO escapades, like declaring that they were going to go after the US government for Linux use. The balls they had in announcing the "half off discount for people registering before a specific date" was pretty good. I really think that inspiring the Wall Street Journal to have a front-page article with the title (might not be exact, as this is from memory) "This is One Battle you'll want Goliath to Win" backing Linux was a pretty impressive achievement. I mean, the WSJ is pretty laid back. Provoking the introduction of a major Windows virus that DDoSed their website happens pretty rarely -- I suspect that more people sue DC with zero chance of winning on silly lawsuits that this. I believe that this puts SCO in with the esteemed ranks of the White House and Microsoft.

      Other good SCO escapades:

      * Darl convinced that Linux peole were tracking him down and that his life was in danger. (actually, this was the most plausible claim on here).

      * SCO's second-biggest investor trying to get rid of the management team.

      * Darl claiming that PJ was an IBM shill.

      * SCO using their customer list as a source of people to sue.

      * Darl accidentally mixing up copyright, trademark, and patent law in interviews (and deliberately in press releases) in such blatent fashion that a typical Slashdotter could see through his mistakes.

      * Managing to unseat Microsoft as #1 on the geek shitlist. I really didn't think that Microsoft would lose their throne for years to come.

      * SCO managing to acquire the description "litigious bastards". Long after SCO is a memory in history books, there will still be vast archives of content containing the phrase "litigious bastards" and SCO will be inextricably tied to the phrase.

      * Providing the best evil conspiracy with Microsoft *ever*. ESR's Halloween memos owe a great debt to SCO for enlivening the library.

      * Getting a major female Linux character onto the visible scene -- the tireless and talented Pamela Jones. Linux got a spokesperson that (a) isn't a hairy idealist that comes off as a cross between a cult leader and a comunist, (b) doesn't write open letters to Sun's CEO saying "Red Hat roxors you because their share price is higher, nyah nyah nyah!", (c) isn't a geeky engineer who lets slip ever-so-quotable things like "I think the best way to deal with patents is by ignoring them" and "I'd support a law that ensured that geeks get laid", and (d)...well, damn, I can't think of anything to whack Bruce Perens with, but I'm sure he has some sort of skeletons in his closet. :-)

      * SCO making a legal claim that necessarily makes them guilty of mass copyright infringment of Linux IP.

      There were a couple of things that I *wanted* to see, but that SCO never did:

      * Suing McDonalds for using Linux.

      * Claiming that their Linux patches were "trade secrets" (they already tried every other form of IP claim without success).

  34. I love it... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 0, Redundant
    1. Re:I love it... by Papa_Smurf0007 · · Score: 1

      Reverse that chart and you have one for the price of gas

  35. Dismissed with Prejudice? by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Groklaw had an interesting bit:

    The WHEREFORE clause asks that the complaint be dismissed with prejudice, and that the court award DaimlerChrysler costs and attorneys' fees. (emphasis added)

    IANAL, so I do not know if this is standard for dimissing with prejudice (heck, it might be the defintion of dismissing with prejudice, for all I know), but it seems like DaimlerChrysler isn't going to let them go without some consequences. It might not be a big dent compared to a defamation suit, but it's a start. Also, every drop of red that SCO shows in its annual reports tied to judgements going against them (as opposed to "cost of doing business" in launching the claims) looks worse for the stockholders.

    We can only hope those stockholders eventually see sense, since the executive team doesn't.

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    1. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by DavidTC · · Score: 5, Informative
      Dismissed with prejudice means 'You don't have a case, and cannot possibly ever have a case, so you can't even file again about this.'.

      Whereas dismissal without prejudice means 'They cannot prove the case, but they may, indeed, have one, once they get their act together and file in the right court or under the correct statue or whatever.'

      (Of course, you can appeal either of these.)

      Dismissal with prejudice is what judges do to people who sue the government for alien mind control.

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    2. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      Thanks. That's more in line with the use of the phrase as I've seen it in the past.

      I presume, then, that the matter of fees is independent of prejudice - you can ask for fees whenever a case is dismissed (although, obviously, a judge has discretion to not grant them if the suit appears to have some merit).

      Thanks again.

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      "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    3. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by elrond2003 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps DC should move to have the case dismissed with extreme prejudice. Does Utah still have the death penalty?

    4. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Dismissal with prejudice is what judges do to people who sue the government for alien mind control.

      Yeah, well that's because they're controlled by the aliens.

      --
      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    5. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Whereas dismissal without prejudice means 'They cannot prove the case, but they may, indeed, have one, once they get their act together and file in the right court or under the correct statue or whatever.'

      "the correct statue"

      That's the one of the woman with the sword and the blindfold, right?

    6. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by wonkavader · · Score: 1

      Lets say the lawsuit is dismissed with prejudice and SCO is required to pay Daimler-Chrysler's courst costs.

      Does that make it easier from IBM to get the same result, or is it too late in the game for that?

      And if IBM files the same motion, and the court orders SCO to pay IBM's legal fees, will that finally break the SCO bank?

    7. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 1

      Dismissal with prejudice is what judges do to people who sue the government for alien mind control.

      That's because the Bavarian Illuminati tells them to fnord.

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    8. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Does Utah still have the death penalty?

      I'm not even American and I know this one :)

      Utah is one of the few US states that still has execution by firing squad, because of a Mormon belief that blood must be spilled to avenge a heinous crime, or something like that.

    9. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by theblkadder · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but my understanding of seeking a Dissmissal with Prejudice means that they can't ever bring the case to court again.

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    10. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, "dismissal without prejudice" is the equivalent of "there's a small syntax error in your lawsuit". Such as, you sue me for breaking your window, but you spell my name wrong, or you get some of the legalese wrong. The "without prejudice" part is the court saying "we're not prejudiced against your beef, you just haven't got the legalese right". You can amend your complaint or file a fresh lawsuit to get it right.

      "dismissal with prejudice" is the court saying "go away, and don't come back. We don't recognize your beef at all". Prejudice literally means "pre-judged", it means the court won't even listen to you. Like, you sue me for operating those mind-control lasers that require you to wear a tinfoil hat all the time ... that would be dismissed with prejudice.

      Here's an example. When SCO filed its first lawsuit against IBM, SCO filed in the wrong court!! SCO is a Delaware corporation, and they thought that IBM was a Delaware corporation, so SCO filed in a state court. IBM promptly slapped them with a reply ("here's our certificate of incorporation in NEW YORK, which any dumbass corporate lawyer could have found in 30 seconds"), and the state court dismissed SCO's case without prejudice. SCO had to file again in the right court (federal court).

    11. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      It's independent, but, if the court finds the entire filing was so stupid as to result in a dismissal with prejudice, they're rather more likely to award court costs.

      As opposed to without prejudice, which is often just because of an honest mistake, like suing the wrong part of an umbrella corperation or filing a certain suit in a court where you can't technically file that kind of suit.

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    12. Re:Dismissed with Prejudice? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Don't be an idiot. The aliens have conclusively proved there were no aliens.

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  36. Why is it 'Pulling a SCO' by Sebby · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Why does everyone say that?

    The way I see it, it should be called 'Pulling a GraceNote' - ie steal from contributers and sue frivrously. It seems to me SCO learn a lesson from GraceNote...

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  37. Boycott Daimler-Chrysler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am hereby calling for a boycott of this godless German corporation! How dare they attack the rights of an heroic American corporation like SCO?

    1. Re:Boycott Daimler-Chrysler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree. please mod parent up. SCO is to america like bread is to wine!

  38. I don't follow these SCOX posts closely enough by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 0

    Are there actually pro-SCO posts?

  39. Darl Survivor III by swschrad · · Score: 2, Funny

    in this year's premiere episode, Darl is locked out of the prison library for filing ten frivolous lawsuits a day against individual farmers, seeking damages from all those who supplied rotten maggots in his gruel. "I require fresh maggots," he claims. other inmates on Block 27 promise Darl they can grow fresh maggots in his arms and legs....

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  40. Metaphorically speaking... by Nick+Driver · · Score: 1

    Linus, Darl, It is time to pick up your swords and swing.

    If the world of computer technology is "the stone", then Linus has already cleaved it with a sword made of software.

  41. Phew! by Phidoux · · Score: 1

    So I can carry on driving my Linux powered Merc without having to worry about SCO stealing the wheels. Or am I jumping the gun?

  42. They can't :) by SoTuA · · Score: 1

    At least, they can't for much longer... below seven dollars and going down.

  43. Re:first post by Your+Anus · · Score: 1
    They list the following affirmative defenses: failure to state a claim, waiver, estoppel, laches, unclean hands and acquiescence, lack of capacity to sue, lack of standing, lack of case or controversy, lack of breach/cure of alleged breach, mitigation of damages, Plaintiff's claims are moot, bar by third-party contract, and reservation of right.

    What? Is that ALL they could come up with?

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  44. Hold on... by mog007 · · Score: 1

    SCO has dropped their claim that the GPL is unconstitutional

    Nevermind how stupid that sounds, but when does it matter that a non-government document is unconstitutional?

    1. Re:Hold on... by John+Starks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When the non-government document relates to copyright. From article I, section 8:

      The Congress shall have power ... To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries

      Thus, GPL must agree with copyright law, which derives its power from the constituion. (Of course, they were really just trying to make people lose confidence in Free Software.)

    2. Re:Hold on... by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

      If GPL is unconstitutional, who needs constitution.
      Sorry for that, not beeing an american I might not know what I'd be missing :)

    3. Re:Hold on... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Nevermind how stupid that sounds, but when does it matter that a non-government document is unconstitutional?

      It doesn't, but it makes for good press fodder: "The GPL is Unconstitutional!" Really, doesn't that just have a *ring* to it?

  45. Re:Trial by jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    flamebait my ass.. you stupid mods!

  46. Any stock's sampling for such a short period by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    proves nothing, but it's volitility.
    Now then, this graph looks a bit like the final heartbeat of a failing company.

  47. You know what I'd like to see? by tbase · · Score: 1

    Someone big like DC filing something to the effect of:

    Dear Judge for SCO v. [insert defendant name here]

    We have reveiwed SCO's claims and are fully confident in your ability to come to the right decision without us contantly bothering you with the obvious. We will be happy to appear if you request it, otherwise we look forward to hearing your ruling.

    Sincerely, [insert defendant name here]


    Ok, so it would never happen, but hey, they'd save a**loads of cash on lawyers, get a ton of free publicity, and even if they did loose, there's always the inevitable appeal.

    Oh yeah, IANAL, feel free to use this defense, but it's at your own risk :-)

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    1. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Ok, so it would never happen, but hey, they'd save a**loads of cash on lawyers, get a ton of free publicity, and even if they did loose, there's always the inevitable appeal.

      DaimlerChrysler almost certainly has in-house lawyers.

      Really, though...this is probably the most entertaining thing that's happened to DC's lawyers in a long time. It'd do little more than deprive them of lunchtime conversation.

  48. Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The SCO Group to sell Pre-loaded Unix PCs

    LINDON, Utah, Apr 29, 2004/PRNewswire-FirstCall via COMTEX/ -- The SCO Group, Inc. (Nasdaq: SCOX), the owner of the UNIX® operating system and a leading provider of UNIX-based solutions, announced today that they are to begin selling PCs pre-loaded with SCO Unix.

    In light of this change to their core strategy they will also be changing their name from The SCO Group Inc ("SCO") to Santa Cruz Unix Machines ("SCUM").

    "We feel that our new name better reflects our business and core values," said Darl McBride, President and CEO, Santa Cruz Unix Machines, Inc. "As SCUM we feel we are sending the right message to consumers about the sort of company they are dealing with."

    All products will be re-named to fit with the new corporate image.

    Forward-Looking Statements

    This press release contains forward looking statements related to SCUM's belief that the world is flat and that anyone with an IQ over 12 would ever want to do business with them again.

    About SCUM

    The SCUM Group (NASDAQ: SCOX) helps millions of customers in more than 82 countries to grow their businesses everyday. Headquartered in Lindon, Utah, SCUM has a worldwide network of more than 11,000 resellers and 4,000 developers. SCUM Global Services provides reliable localized support and services to partners and customers. For more information on SCUM products and services, visit http://www.sco.com.

    SCO, SCUM and the associated SCUM logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of Santa Cruz Unix Machines, Inc. in the U.S. and other countries. UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group.

    SOURCE Santa Cruz Unix Machines, Inc.

  49. Read this, Darl: by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 0, Troll
    Sing to the tune of "Who's afraid of the big bad wolf," by the Three Little Pigs:

    S-C-O is a piece of shit,
    A piece of shit,
    A piece of shit.
    S-C-O is a piece of shit,
    La la la la la.

    They had Darl's picture on one of those PHB magazines some months ago, and I have to tell you, I think he has a really ugly hairdo.

  50. FUNNY != INFORMATIVE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unclean hands" means that they (SCO) has been unfair here. Suppose someone attacked you, and you stepped out of the way, such that they fell on their ass and you were unharmed. They then sue you for making them fall.

    This is the metaphorical equivalent of "unclean hands" (though I'm not sure that it would be an actual example of it). Basically, SCO has caused many of its own problems much moreso than DaimlerChrystler, so they're pointing out that it's not fair to blame them for SCO's problems.

    Anyhow, look up the term in a legal dicitonary if you want more information.

    1. Re:FUNNY != INFORMATIVE! by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      look up the term in a legal dicitonary if you want more information.

      Er, that's what the link in the post was for...

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  51. MICHAEL: "SCO and its MS-backed Linux crusade"? by dankdirk77 · · Score: 1

    Should read: "Another bad for SCO and its MS-backed Linux jihad"... That one was close Michael... it almost slipped by....

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  52. $25 million is circumstantial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has paid SCO more than $25 million for "Unix licenses" in the past 12 months. That's a significant portion of SCO's cash flow.

    A Microsoft spokesman also made a public announcement that they are happy to pay SCO because they support SCO's views on intellectual property.

    It doesn't get less circumstantial than that.

  53. Much Ado About Stock Price by gumpish · · Score: 1

    As long as they can manipulate reports and spin things in a way that their stock price doesn't tank they can survive.

    What does it matter what their stock price is? The only thing directly determined by the stock price is how much money they can raise by issuing shares, right?

    Their stock price can be sky high, but if they have no more shares to sell and they are hemorraging cash........ ?

  54. Not going far.... by Gavin+Miller · · Score: 1

    "The SCO Group, Inc., a micro-cap value company in the technology sector, is expected to significantly underperform the market over the next six months with above average risk." --MSN StockScooter

  55. Darl will FUD for food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, kinda funny. http://www.firmdesign.ca/darl_will_fud_for_food.jp g

  56. No chilling effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, here is the problem. Linux loses out in corporations because of SCO lawsuit. Linux vendors lose a grand total of $0.00, because open source is free.

    Thus, no damages.

    Thus, nothing to sue SCO for.