Remember, kids: before installing your new IP6 light bulbs, make sure to memorize the location of the electrical plug for your router so that you can cycle the power in the dark!
It reminds me of the old joke: a young man comes back from his first year as a college chemistry major. His father asks him what he is working on. "We're trying to create the universal solvent."
Hear, hear. As Guy Forsyth once said (while still with the Asylum Street Spankers):
"I would like to talk about something called 'Musical Darwinism.' If you go see a band, and they suck? Don't tip. That way, they'll die and next week there'll be another band. But if you see a band that you like, Ladies and Gentlemen, give dearly."
(Track 11)
...I don't know a whole lot about Nuclear Physics... [long post]...
I was all set to mock you mercilessly but then you go and make some cogent comments. On top of which your name does not include letters in place of numbers.
You are really ruining it for those of us who have nothing to add but mockery.
I had recently considered using this Tolkien ring until I found out that deinstallation is very difficult. Something about having to take it to a smelter.
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...Big deal, get a hunting rifle and go get a deer, moose, elk...
Pffft, a rifle. A real man goes into the woods naked and unarmed, and kills his prey by ripping out its throat with his teeth.
And a real woman tells him to stay the hell out of the house until he's hosed himself off.
Remember, kids: before installing your new IP6 light bulbs, make sure to memorize the location of the electrical plug for your router so that you can cycle the power in the dark!
Or buy the book and do exactly the opposite to everything it recommends.
So, stay exactly where you are, then?
...let's not hang a man in the realm of public opinion...
You're new here, aren't you?
we need to recognize that human fallibility is part and parcel of human brilliance
Yet another reason why the idiots pushing for instant replays in baseball should STFU.
I wouldn't complain too obnoxiously, or they might pee in your processor.
Did he invent the flying car? No? Then, he's no good to me.
reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible
Oh, sure. Now all of a sudden it's okay to show your genitals to the airport staff.
If nothing sticks to it, how does it stay on?
It reminds me of the old joke: a young man comes back from his first year as a college chemistry major. His father asks him what he is working on. "We're trying to create the universal solvent."
"What's that?"
"It's a liquid that will dissolve anything."
"What're ya gonna keep it in?"
Router? I never ever met 'er.
Hear, hear. As Guy Forsyth once said (while still with the Asylum Street Spankers):
"I would like to talk about something called 'Musical Darwinism.' If you go see a band, and they suck? Don't tip. That way, they'll die and next week there'll be another band. But if you see a band that you like, Ladies and Gentlemen, give dearly." (Track 11)
They've renamed it Go?
Had he not used them, a whole lot of O.J. Simpson web site jokes would not have possible.
...another tiny screen that I'm supposed to be happy squinting at.
...Eric Frank Russell.
Why? Why not. I reread all of his books over and over.
Seriously, though, what does Terra Uber Alles mean, anyway?
"If I had to answer the following question, 'What is slavery?' and if I should respond in one word, 'It is murder'..."
That's one smart Frenchie, but he can't count for shit.
It's a well known fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.
...I don't know a whole lot about Nuclear Physics... [long post]...
I was all set to mock you mercilessly but then you go and make some cogent comments. On top of which your name does not include letters in place of numbers.
You are really ruining it for those of us who have nothing to add but mockery.
Neo-Libertarians wear shades and long black coats, can fly through the air and will kick your ass.
I don't know anything about that, but I do understand that we've always been at war with Eurasia.
I was able to load the SPIDynamics page, but a page linked from it (J0hnny Long?) was "flooded."
Is this the Meta-Slashdot Affect that I've heard so much about?
1. If they need funding, market it as a sex toy and take pre-orders.
2. Robotic breast exams: what geek thought it was a good idea to reduce breasticle touching?
3. I don't have a third thing.
I had recently considered using this Tolkien ring until I found out that deinstallation is very difficult. Something about having to take it to a smelter.
...they just smell that way.
pretty box!=good design
What if you're designing...boxes?