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"No Scan, No Fly" At Heathrow and Manchester

An anonymous reader writes "It is now compulsory for people selected for a full body scan to take part, or they will not be allowed to fly from Heathrow or Manchester airports. There is no optional pat down. Also, a rule which meant that people under 18 were not allowed to participate in the body scanner trial has been overturned by the government. There is no mention of blurring out the genitals, however reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible."

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  1. Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ga53n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Especially when traveling with small children security on Heathrow was always a show stopper for me. There a plenty of alternative hubs to fly from, unless you want to go to London.

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    1. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Malc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You think this won't spread to other airports?

    2. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 4, Informative

      London has five airports: Heathrow (west), Gatwick (south), Stansted (north-east), Luton (north) and City (central). Heathrow is the biggest airport (it has more international flights than any other airport, or something like that) but the others are all busy international airports.

      You have a .de website -- if you're coming to London from Germany you'd probably fly to Gatwick, Stansted or Luton, assuming you choose a budget airline.

    3. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Ma8thew · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are several alternative London airports. London City is in fact the best airport for London, it's within the city itself, Gatwick and Stansted are further out than Heathrow, but often quicker to pass through. They both have fairly good transport links to the city.

    4. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Another reason not to fly. Period.

    5. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Adolf+Hitroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's just a penis, there's no shame about this.

      I just expect the viewer to be under active scrutinty, including an electro-encephalogram proving they're not aroused at all: let's make the police afraid of their own weapons instead of whinning about the antiterrorism: we know they won't stop it.

      So, look good naked and scan every scanner operator's brain waves.

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    6. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by MortenMW · · Score: 1

      Just go to Stansted instead of Heathrow. It takes longer to get to London, but its usually cheaper.

    7. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Yvanhoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      But there are few alternatives to show your discontentment : Pirate Party

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    8. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by bbbaldie · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like this is good news for the passenger ship business. I've already determined that flying in the US is more trouble than it's worth. I'll be doing Amtrak, if at all possible, my next trip. I never dreamed in a million years I'd be saying THAT!

    9. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Birmingham is next. That's where I mostly fly from.

      It's good that I enjoy camping more than I enjoy beaches.

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    10. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Jeez, what's the big deal?

      Why are we so quick to promote a high level of body-image self-consciousness (and then turn around and blame it solely on the media) for such mundane things as our naked bodies. Especially given the high risk of flying in the past decade we should be glad to IMPROVE airport security and *hopefully* speed up the entire security check process at the same time (i'm presuming here that after a few iterations full body scans will improve the efficiency of security check queues, in comparison to being padded down).

      Now don't get me wrong, there are a number of regulations that need to be monitored and enforced in this situation and only through open criticism and critical review can all (or at least most of) the issues be ironed out prior to large scale usage. But as society evolves I hope we move towards a system that does not help reinforce the body-image issues that are prominent in the world today.

      Let's especially stop raising nakedness onto such a high pedestal. And fortunately, compared to North America, a fair number of European Countries have already gone leaps and bounds in minimizing this issue.

    11. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Dracophile · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It will. And the more airports it spreads to, the fewer I'll be inclined to fly to/from. Regrettably, I'm only one person, and it won't make any difference.

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    12. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interestingly, authorities of many countries were already contemplating the use of these machines, but they have been succesfully opposed in most cases by privacy advocates and sensible politicians. Then, some guy with a half baked explosive just happens to slip through security on a flight to the US, and suddenly all proposals for full body scans sail through with no opposition whatsoever. Coincidence? Perhaps... but if it turns out to be more than just that, I will not be surprised at all.

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    13. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hughk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Regrettably, I'm only one person, and it won't make any difference.

      No, you are not the only one. Fewer and fewer people are flying and it isn't just the financial crisis. I'm lucky enough to live in Germany with its 300Km/h trains, which for journeys of 3-4 hours is now offering real competition. Flying itself can be faster but if you add-on weather uncertainties and all the queuing/waiting for security scans as well as the issues over lost baggage - I'ld just rather take the train.

      Unfortunately the UK is an island so going to most places is more difficult (but Paris and Brussels remain quite reachable).

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    14. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >Jeez, what's the big deal?

      Hey, it's not like anyone was using their civil rights anyway, right? Why should anyone care when government becomes even more obnoxious and intrusive?

      -jcr

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    15. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by siloko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Especially given the high risk of flying in the past decade

      compared to what exactly, being hit by a meteorite?

    16. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      But who's going to scan the brain waves of the guy scanning the brain waves of the guy scanning my junk?

    17. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Teun · · Score: 0, Redundant
      I largely agree with you, a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      But certain measures need to be in place and well communicated, like who is actually looking at the scan and what happens to the pictures after it's done.

      Especially in the case of the Brits and Americans I'd have some worries about the last issue.

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    18. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by cheekyboy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Total recall is coming true, or is Hitlers henchmens grandchildren running the world now?

      Sigh.....

      If 10 nukes can get rid of all Trists, do it now, then we can have peace, and no TSA goons.

      Statistically, its more likely a bee will kill you, and really, why bother going for a plane, there are more people waiting in the queues than in any plane.

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    19. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by siloko · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another reason not to fly. Period.

      Annoying thing is sometimes life just gets in the way of making such decisions. I hadn't flown since 2001 until March last year taking all my trips to Europe via boat, bus and train. That is until my girlfriend got a cushy job in Spain necessitating monthly trips or no girlfriend. And much as I like the environment (and my privacy) not flying just wasn't a choice - and neither will it be, naked bodyscanners or not!

    20. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by PhillC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stansted is a pain in the arse.

      I live in South West London (Twickenham), well within the M25, and had cause to go to Stansted on Sunday. Firstly, I take a train from Twickenham to London Waterloo station (20 minutes). I'm now pretty much in the city centre, with easy access to most areas via the Underground. Next, the Underground to Liverpool Street station (20 minutes). Then I had expected to take the Stansted Express train to to Stansted (45 minutes). But wait, it's a Sunday and there is engineering works on the line and all services are replaced by buses. The bus to Stansted took 90 minutes! In total, my journey time to Stansted was over two hours. My friend's flight to Graz, in Austria was only 2.5 hours.

      I used to fly regularly to Riga, Latvia from Stansted, which is a 3 hour flight. There's only a limited direct service, and into Stansted was the best return option on a Sunday evening. However, the flight would arrive at 11pm. The last train to London departs at midnight. Any delay whatsoever, and I would estimate at least 50% of the time there was, one would miss that final train. Only other option is a bus. Even if you did catch the train to Liverpool Street, by the time you arrived, the Underground service was finished and a night bus was the only option (or a taxi of course, but that's pretty expensive). It used to take me somewhere between 3.5 hours and 5 hours on a bad night, to return home after arriving at Stansted. I could fly across the breadth of Europe quicker than that!

      Traveling to Heathrow is a lot easier and quicker. Granted, I live in South West London. However, even if I lived further into the city, there is a direct Heathrow Express train, as well as a direct Underground service on the Piccadilly Line. From most areas of London, within Zone 6 (Zone 1 is inner city, Zone 6 the furthest out for the metropolitan public transport service) I would estimate no more than 90 minutes maximum to get to Heathrow. It's much closer to the city, so a taxi is a lot cheaper too. In general, I will pay up to £50 more for a ticket, for the convenience of flying from Heathrow.

      I'm sure someone will prove me wrong, showing that it only takes the 10 minutes to get to Stansted and 1.5 days to Heathrow, but the above is my personal experience.

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    21. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by cheekyboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So they spend millions preventing a rare event, yet allow sale of tobacco that kills millions a year.

      No wonder aliens wont invade, they are just waiting in orbit till we nuke each other, then they will restore the planet and keep it.

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    22. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by tagno25 · · Score: 4, Funny

      no, killing Agrajag.

    23. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      [Trains...] Unfortunately the UK is an island so going to most places is more difficult (but Paris and Brussels remain quite reachable).

      Brussels-London is just under two hours, Paris-London is just over two hours. Unfortunately, if you're coming from Germany it's probably cheaper to fly, but perhaps that will change once DB start running services through the Channel Tunnel later this year and introduce some competition. I'd like to see some sleeper trains extended to London, and some direct services to Germany (e.g. Koeln).

      I'm travelling from London to Leipzig in May. Last year I left home at 3:30 to get to the airport to fly with a budget airline to Berlin, then took the train to Leipzig. I was so tired I fell asleep before take-off and woke up on landing. I arrived in Leipzig at about 13:30. This costs about £80 if booked now.

      This year, I'm considering taking the train. I can leave work early in the afternoon, take the train to Paris, then take a train to somewhere in Germany (there's a couple of possibilities) and a sleeper train to Leipzig, arriving at about 7am. This costs about £130.

      The final option is to fly with Lufthansa from London City (8:05) to Leipzig (12:30), with a connection at Munich, for £150.

    24. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jeremyp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Especially given the high risk of flying in the past decade

      What high risk?

      How many people have died thanks to terrorist incidents on aircraft in the last decade? How many people hove flown in aircraft? Divide the first number by the second to get the risk and you'll see it's a very small number indeed.

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    25. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      Luton, Stanstead, Gatwick, City - even if you want to go from London there are (currently) other options

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    26. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I largely agree with you, a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      Why not? Why should the handful of people who set up security measures be allowed to tell everyone else what a sufficient level of decency & dignity is for them? Being able to tell someone when they're allowed to be dressed or not is extremely personal, and more-or-less the last hurdle to cover before you as-good-as own them.

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    27. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a .de website -- if you're coming to London from Germany you'd probably fly to Gatwick, Stansted or Luton, assuming you choose a budget airline.

      Wish it was that way. Gatwick doesn't seem to have any flights at all from and to Germany. Gatwick is more the Charter airport nowadays

    28. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by rikkards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      X2
      with it becoming more and more obvious that doctors and nurses in operating rooms can't remain professional and discreet, why does anyone expect a $7 an hour security guard will? You do know there will be pictures showing up on some website at some point. Probably similar to peopleatwalmart.com. But instead of some overweight person grazing in the candy aisle wearing a leopard print, it will be pasty anatomically correct and higly detailed people.

      If we have learned anything since 9/11, it only took 3 planes to crash before the passengers are willing to take on any potential security threat. Any incidents since then have been thwarted, not by the stupendously effective (ha!) security but by the other passengers will to live. There is zero need for the scanners.

    29. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

      Annoying thing is sometimes life just gets in the way of making such decisions. I hadn't flown since 2001 until March last year taking all my trips to Europe via boat, bus and train.

      That's fine when you start from the UK (or some other European or pseudo-European location) but getting to Europe by train from the US (or other "foreign" place) takes forever, and don't get me started about busses.

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    30. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by uncle+slacky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The risk of *that* is pretty low, unless you happen to be Arthur Dent.

      "Oh no, not again"

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    31. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Marcika · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone will prove me wrong, showing that it only takes the 10 minutes to get to Stansted and 1.5 days to Heathrow, but the above is my personal experience.

      Well, if you live right next to Heathrow and 50 miles from Stansted, the results shouldn't surprise you... I live and work in central London, from my experience all five airports are about an hour away using tube/train (Gatwick and City a bit less, Luton and Heathrow a bit more).

    32. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Evtim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How long before someone blows a train or two and the same security theater takes place on train stations? What comes after that - schools, theaters, shopping malls, churches....face it, the terrorist assholes won, because our collective stupidity, hysterical media and gutless politicians did 95% of the job.

    33. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Chelloveck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I largely agree with you, a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      In that case, why bother with the body scanner? Just require everyone to fly completely nude.

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    34. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by the_xaqster · · Score: 1
      Yes, at first. Also, these things tend to flow down stream.

      When they have been "Proven to work" the scanners will be introduced at court houses. "But they are in use at the airport, so they are not an invasion of privacy."

      Next you will see them in nightclubs. "Proven security technology, requirements of a licence, trust us not to keep the images.."

      Schools? "But these are the same images as made in airports, so it is not indecent"

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    35. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Change in Paris, and you can take the TGV all the way to Munich or Switzerland, at full speed.

    36. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by dov_0 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Jeez, what's the big deal?>Why are we so quick to promote a high level of body-image self-consciousness (and then turn around and blame it solely on the media) for such mundane things as our naked bodies.

      To expose ones body or to preserve one's modesty is not a question of body-image. It is simply a matter of choice and sometimes of culture. For example, in Nepalese culture (I've chosen Nepalese culture as I do a lot of work with young people from Nepal), men are generally shocked by the fact that Australians and Americans shower together after swimming at a public pool. They think it is disgusting! These same men have far fewer hang-ups about their bodies than their Western counterparts. They don't seem to care about penis size, or get worried if they think they are developing early or late. As long as the muscles in their arms look half decent, they're happy. Meanwhile their Western cousins are still stressing out trimming their pubes to make their dick look longer in the gym shower and keeping a tape measure in their bedside drawer...

      Some people think differently to you. They are not wrong. They have every bit as much right to their opinion and the privacy and choice over their own bodies as you do. If you want to walk down the street naked, go ahead, but don't say other people are wrong when they choose not to.

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    37. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by the_xaqster · · Score: 1

      But, but, but, Luton is not in London. Very outside the M25.....

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    38. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didnt think theyd scan children.
      That is pretty sad. It never occurred to me they would do that.
      They need a better way.

    39. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Peter+Mork · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thankfully somebody has already run the numbers. Even accounting for all of the 9/11 deaths, the skies are much safer than they were in the 70s and 80s.

    40. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Fuzzypig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I want to go back to NY to take photos, I want to go see my family in Florida. I would love to go see NZ and Japan, but I refuse to fly now. I have had to make a choice, made a sacrifice, not happy about it but I refuse to be treated like a criminal just 'cos those in charge are trying to convince us of the existence of these so-called phantom terrorists! More chance of slipping over and breaking your leg and dying in hospital, than dying in a terrorist attack! The terrorists have already won, we have lost our liberty and freedoms through fear and who helped the terrorists to win? Our wonderful all powerful governments, by slowly stripping away our rights, one by one, without most people even knowing or caring. The terrorists got what they wanted, total fear of them from the general populace. The governments have curtailed our freedoms, just what all governments have wanted. Sad times we live in now...

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    41. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      totally

      besides it doesn't protect us from inbound travellers and complacent reliance on body scanners may make it even easier for the real terrorist (shoes,watches,glasses,mobile phones, butt crack etc...). However the ultimate goal is against western society as a whole - I would call the erosion of freedom an unfortunate victory.

    42. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I refuse to fly under these conditions. It has nothing to do with body image. I wouldn't feel terribly uncomfortable walking naked through the airport (except maybe for the breeze). However, it would be my choice to do so.

      Whats in my pockets is my business. Its never been your business. Why don't we just mandate that all storage containers be transparent? How about the doors to your house? the Walls? Maybe just your bedroom?

      When does it end? Why must we constantly be asked, and give in, to giving away our personal privacy in futile attempts to prevent rare tragedy. Your best case scenarios, if you accept a dedicated adversary, is to move attacks to other venues and kill different people.

      This is not a cause worthy of giving up the privacy of my pockets. In fact, I see no evidence that even the level of security throughout the 90s was needed. I personally feel airport security hit the point of diminishing returns before they instituted ID checks (mid 90s) OR banned passengers from having guns in their carry on (1980s).

      You will excuse me if I am not enthused by the latest in mass strip search technology.

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    43. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by nattt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      These scanners are woefully in-effective and any decent bomber could walk through them and not have his bomb detected. See: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/24/body_scanner_fail/

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    44. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Wish it was that way. Gatwick doesn't seem to have any flights at all from and to Germany. Gatwick is more the Charter airport nowadays

      It has several, try EasyJet, or try here.

    45. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by PhillC · · Score: 2, Informative

      It already happened in Madrid in 2004.

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    46. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I take it you heard of the London Underground bombings in 2005 (or the IRA threats in the 90s), or the Madrid bombings?

      Security in UK stations: there are no rubbish bins, and there are regular announcements to "please keep your luggage with you at all times, any unattended articles will be removed and may be destroyed". 9/11 and 7/7 didn't change this.

    47. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Making explosives is just not hard for a dedicated person with basic reading comprehension and math skills. Your best bet is to ban education and close libraries, and well, the internet is right out.

      The total lack of things blowing up all around us, combined with the relative ease by which an adversary could do so, tends to poke a giant fucking whole in the theory that specific measures to protect against all these people who aren't blowing anything up.

      Its not about the right to blow stuff up. Its about the right to be secure in your person and have a little privacy. This invasion is unjustified. If i thought there was even a small chance that a full on "finger in the ass" cavity search meant the difference between me landing safely and dieing ina fireball, I would assume the position without a second thought. No machine needed.

      I simply don't buy it. I don't care if this "feels" less invasive. Its still my privacy going away, for what I see as no benefit to anyone, not even myself as a flyer.

      All I see is my privacy being taken away and my tax dollars being wasted to do it for some authoritarian wet dream.

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    48. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The right I was referring to is the right to be free of unreasonable searches and seizures. Do you actually equate privacy with violence, or are you just trolling in a particularly stupid manner?

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    49. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So they spend millions preventing a rare event, yet allow sale of tobacco that kills millions a year

      It is sadly ironic that you complain about a government limitation of your freedom by suggesting that they limit your freedom.

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    50. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jhoegl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about people that have died to terrorists on planes vs plane crashes...
      Peoples fear is scarier than terrorism.

    51. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Moredhel27 · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say that my experience with Heathrow was altogether very different

      When flying in from Aus via Dubai I showed my passport in the non-british section and said I was on holiday
      Following that I walked to the baggage carousel, grabbed my stuff, walked out to the bus stop and caught a bus to London
      Now given that this was post-911 and post-omgwaterbottles I was incredibly surprised that at absolutely no point was I subject to a security check
      I was travelling on an Emirates flight from Dubai and on this flight were a fair number of what the US govt generally refers to as 'high possibility terrorists'
      So why no-one on our flight was subject to any security check is well beyond me, I'm guessing the football was on tv or something ....

      In contrast when leaving Heathrow and travelling back to Aus I was subject to the third degree for having some dutch cheese in my carry-on luggage ... which I told them about ...
      I was made to wait for half an hour while they harassed some german woman over having keys in her back, which she had tried to show them however they dont let you touch your own bag around the security section
      Imo if someone really wanted to make a public display of killing people it wouldnt be on the plane itself, it would be at the outgoing security checks at Heathrow
      You would certainly create more fear and kill more people due to the inconsistency and snobbery of the british security system

      In summary
      Entering the UK and killing many people = easy
      Leaving the UK and going somewhere where you might be less inclined to kill people ... = hard
      UK = nanny state with schizophrenia

    52. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by kkwst2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A couple things...the failed attacks have been as much about terrorist incompetence as it has passenger heroism.

      I just have a hard time caring whether some doctor or security guard is having a chuckle over my saggy ass or hairy balls. Immature? Sure, but an egregious violation of my civil rights? Meh...

      I find it much more concerning, for instance, how many poorly trained, roid-raging, gun-wielding policemen we have running around violating people's civil rights in much more substantial ways (life, liberty, property and all that). There's enough corruption in our government and law enforcement that it's really hard for me to care about my sack being posted on Airportscanner.com

    53. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Malc · · Score: 1

      No it's not. For those of in the Hammersmith and Ealing areas for example, Heathrow remains the easiest choice.

    54. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by PhillC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. I guess I just see the transport links to Heathrow better than Stansted. I'd rather be marooned at Heathrow late at night, than Stansted. My options for getting somewhere else are better.

      I agree with your points about Gatwick and City though. I've always had better experiences at those airports than at Stansted.

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    55. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 5, Funny

      I take the bus to European cities all the time from the US. Not only do I not get stripsearched, I get to visit Spongebob.

    56. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I don't mind letting 'em have a look at my 14" by 8.5" cock. Maybe they'll single me out for a strip search and I can get a blow job from some hot young TSA gal or guy.

    57. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by JustOK · · Score: 1

      I gotta go listen to Kraftwerk now.

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    58. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can find a way to tax terrorism then they will legalise it.

    59. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's just a penis, there's no shame about this.

      It's not the nudity that's shameful, it's the submission to an unreasonable demand from the brain-dead security theater assholes who pretend that obedience is the way to safety.

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    60. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by nstlgc · · Score: 0

      Rabble rabble civil rights rabble rabble government RABBLE RABBLE!

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    61. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by MrNemesis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you're flush enough, City airport is awesome for flying around Europe. It's primarily designed for business travellers, and is notable being the only airport I've seen where you can get from the station platform to your plane seat in seven minutes. Last time my girlfriends and I flew to Berlin, I insisted we fly via City on a Lufthansa business and stumped up her ticket fare myself; in the end it only cost us about 30% more in ticket prices (half of which we got back by not having to buy the stupidly expensive trains tickets that run to the airports). The gf had never flown from City before, was astonished at the lack of queues, the *polite and friendly* security staff; we fly out of there at every opportunity now.

      It's been a year since I last flew out of there so I dunno if the thermite-panted idiot has changed things much there, but City has always been a cut above hellpits like Heathrow. It doesn't have much in the way of long distance because the approach path limits the types of planes that can take off from there but I'd heartily recommend it to any traveller wanting less stress on their way out of London.

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    62. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I entirely agree.

      I'd have far more respect for their argument if supporters of this law were to post images of themselves under this machine, for random strangers to see. Even there, it's a tenuous argument (just because some people don't mind, doesn't mean no one will), but the fact that they don't even do this suggests that they aren't even being honest about how much they value their personal privacy.

      If a person wants to see a random person without clothes, can he do so? No, and he'd probably be arrested for even asking. Can we even see the people who will be watching us (with clothes or not)? Apparently not.

    63. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed - the irony is that if anyone did walk through naked in the airport, they'd get arrested.

      And we may joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if in 10 years' time, people are required to changed into mandatory uniform jumpsuits. We've already had the rules about not being allowed to leave your seats without permission...

    64. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's complaining about government waste, not abrogation of freedom. Just because both happen to limit your freedom doesn't mean he's being ideologically inconsistent.

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    65. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer: Tobacco tax money.

    66. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed - it's interesting that the 2005 bombing didn't AFAICR get used as an excuse for more draconian laws. But a failed attempt in another country has resulted in the UK bringing new measures in.

    67. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Insightful

      a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      In your opinion, what can be an excuse for less security? Surely there is a limit; what do you think should this limit be?

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    68. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in... apparently it is often quicker to get to somewhere you're closer to

    69. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I've flown Stansted to Alternberg.

    70. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by boethius78 · · Score: 1

      What high risk of flying? It's not like the pants bomber actually managed to bring down a plane, is it? This is just a massive overreaction to a failed attempt at terrorism. Pantsman was on a UK no-fly list anyway, IIRC.

    71. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Your best case scenarios, if you accept a dedicated adversary, is to move attacks to other venues and kill different people.

      In which case we'll start implementing draconian security measures in those other venues. Since they've been demonstrated to work so well in airports.

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    72. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      The high risk of flying?

      Can you tell me what is more dangerous: Driving a car in chicago or flying on a airplane?

      There is no reason for the level of security in todays airports.

    73. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by kramerd · · Score: 1

      First of all, there are no aliens. Grow up. Furthermore, because this is /., if there were aliens, they wouldn't want earth.

      Second, the purchase of tobacco is a personal choice. Tobacco does not kill people. The cumulative effects of burning and ingesting carcinogens over time is linked to death, but quite frankly, KFC kills more than cigarettes. No one chooses to enter a flight that happens to have a bomb on it.

      Also, its billions, not millions.

    74. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the rate we're going, they shouldn't have to wait more than another 10, 15 years tops.

    75. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AmiMoJo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      X3

      The "random selection" is not very random. It is highly biased by the minimum wage security guards.

      I am white but have an Asian (Islamic) last name. Out of 12 trips in the past six years I have been picked out for a random pat-down 11 times. I assume this is because white people who convert to Islam are the most likely to be radicalised in the eyes of the security people. I was born with that name.

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    76. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the last two years over 80,000 people died on US highways, but there wasn't even one death from flying in a commercial airliner.

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

    77. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AGMW · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Peoples fear is scarier than terrorism.

      Yep, they try to spread terror through random(ish) acts of violence that sometimes result in deaths. They are not simply trying to kill everyone who doesn't follow their particular brand of imaginary friend. Well, not yet anyway!

      The best way to fight it is to not be afraid. Sure there are risks involved in flying (and anything else they target), but the extra risk directly attributable to the erstwhile terrorists is actually pretty small. The problem is that the media (TV and paper news) seems to be on their side and loves nothing more than going into Headless Chicken Mode, running around screaming "Something Must Be Done" and "Won't Somebody Think Of The Children" which amplifies and spreads the fear, and of course sells!

      How about a world-wide go-slow on terrorist event coverage?
      Sure, let us know when shit happens but for the love of everyone's gods, cut the crap "How does it feel" style reporting! We all know it's gotta blow goats to be blown up, lose loved ones, etc, and it really doesn't do anything useful in reporting events, it just spreads fear!

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    78. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It makes me wonder why the terrorists don't just blow up the people waiting to be scanned instead of trying to get onto the plane. Due to all the extra security there is usually a long snaking line of people and up to that point there are no metal detectors or scanners. They don't even check that you have a ticket.

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    79. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AGMW · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... are generally shocked by the fact that Australians and Americans shower together ...

      Is this always the case? I guess it's pretty lucky for the Yanks that Aussies are so ubiquitous but what if yer an Aussie and there are no Yanks about? Do you have to use the bath?

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    80. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...and how many terrorists attacks on aircraft have been foiled by the other passengers?

      None - Please do not say the fourth 9/11 plane, it did not get to it's target for other reasons, and crashed anyway?

      The Christmas bomber was stopped due to his own incompentence not passengers, the people trying to but out the fire he caused were the staff of the airplane ... and if the bomb had worked no-one could have done anything

      The real problem is that security cannot detect all possible devices, and may never be able to, so the security at airports is just theatre, and a discouragement to "amateur" terrorists

      Security on the plane, the best one is the locked door that separates the pilots from the passengers, hijacking is now impossible

      Air Marshalls are pointless against a suicide bomber, at best they might die before the bomb goes off .... at worst you now have a terrorist with a gun!

      The passengers could foil a hijacking, maybe, but not a suicide bomber .... but since they are isolated from the pilots this is a moot point

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    81. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the insane $800 billion spending package that the US goverment signed included 8 billion for a start on establishing high-speed rail corridors nationwide.

      Though that won't get me to Hawaii.

      If you want to visit a different land mass the only reasonable way to do it is still to fly. If you have to go to another land mass you have to accept the degrading, expensive, and uncomfortable service that is available.

    82. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by DMiax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not ironic at all. Forbidding sale of tobacco is likely to save lives, while taking random people's pictures naked is not. So in one case there may be good will involved, in the other only a pathetic excuse for violating our privacy. Guess which one is being pushed by the governements?

    83. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      Ditto Gatwick & Stansted

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    84. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole thing is security theater, all you have to do is get a guy loading the baggage under the plane to load in a bomb, and you're right around all the security there is.

    85. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Us Brits were pretty used to the security in place due to the IRA bombings and whilst the blowing up of car bombs and pubs and whatnot was reported it was never really dwelled upon too much. Sure it was bad. People died, people were maimed. Mostly people refused to be scared (or at least refused to show they were scared!). Life continued and other than the missing bins and religious adherence to the "keep your baggage with you" idea life went on ...

      Quite why we're over reacting so much now I don't know ... Is it because when we fly we are, in general, flying somewhere else and the destination country doesn't grasp that overly enthusiastic security theatre just becomes part of the problem (spreading the fear) rather than anything even vaguely resembling a solution (because they will find new ways to spread fear)!

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    86. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... is just not hard ... blowing ... with the relative ease ... poke a giant fucking whole in ... all these people who aren't blowing anything ... This invasion is ... a full on "finger in the ass" ... assume the position ... this "feels" less invasive... some authoritarian wet dream.

      Do you write to Penthouse Letters?

    87. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I think that people should be allowed to walk naked on the street if they want to, but they should also be able to prevent such intrusive measures if they don't want to show their body.

      You know, liberty to the what one wants too.

    88. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by zill · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

      Outrageous! Why isn't the the Department of Homeland Security protecting me from my own family?

      They should also turn my basement stairs into a playground slide while they're at it.

    89. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AGMW · · Score: 1

      ... There's only a limited direct service, and into Stansted was the best return option on a Sunday evening. However, the flight would arrive at 11pm. The last train to London departs at midnight. Any delay whatsoever, and I would estimate at least 50% of the time there was, one would miss that final train. Only other option is a bus. Even if you did catch the train to Liverpool Street, by the time you arrived, the Underground service was finished and a night bus was the only option (or a taxi of course, but that's pretty expensive). ...

      When I first got the Crossrail info I was astounded that they didn't even consider running a service up to Stansted from the Liverpool St end! There's a spur down to LHR from the Paddington end (hurrah!) and an option to get to Stansted at the other end would seem such a grand idea as to be a no-brainer! At least a no-brainer to consider it, but apparently not. Wasn't even a glimmer of a suggestion.

      Makes you wonder what sort of numbnuts they get to look into these sorts of things!

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    90. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Rasperin · · Score: 1

      I wont go through them till I know what I'm putting my body through. I want clear and concise results, if they are on the off chances seeing huge genetic damage then f* that.

      http://news.softpedia.com/news/How-Terahertz-Waves-Influence-DNA-125734.shtml
      "“Some studies reported significant genetic damage while others, although similar, showed none,” Los Alamos National Laboratory (LANL) Center for Nonlinear Studies expert Boian Alexandrov, the leader of a research team looking into the effects of terahertz radiation, says. The team adds that the energy in these photons is not nearly as high as the ones in X-rays and ultraviolet light, which are perfectly capable of damaging our bodies over prolonged exposures. UV rays are known to trigger skin cancer."

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    91. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Flying is a civil right?

    92. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      I'm lucky enough to live in Germany with its 300Km/h trains, which for journeys of 3-4 hours is now offering real competition.

      Unfortunately that's just maximum speed. The average speed's generally ridiculously low because the trains crawl into and out of every little town along the route. The Shinkansen (and TGV, and AVE, and KTX and pretty much every other HSR) mostly has average speeds of about 200 km/h and more. In Germany, with very few exceptions, you're lucky to get more than 100.

      And it's more expensive. And the seat pitch is worse. On time performance is atrocious, the reliability a disaster and there's no improvement in sight. Of all the HSR systems in the world Germany's is probably the worst.

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    93. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Are the scanners in that video that same ones talked about being used in Heathrow? This looks very low resolution and more like a thermal scanner.

    94. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for saying this

    95. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by pydev · · Score: 1

      I largely agree with you, a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      Really? How far are you going to take that? Do we have to run around naked in the street? Can any policeman ask us to undress?

      Especially in the case of the Brits and Americans I'd have some worries about the last issue.

      OK, so you're Dutch. Am I to believe that you prefer Dutch people to look at travelers naked? Why exactly is that?

      I can tell you, given the reputation that the Dutch have in American and the UK, I seriously doubt most Americans and Brits would agree with you.

    96. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole thing is security theater

      Actually, the so-called terrorist was just some boogeyman hired by the TSA's higher level agency to create a scare so they could install these scanners. The whole thing is fake from beginning until now. This is how these agencies gain more and more power -- they create the problem and then say "Listen people, we need more power to solve this problem". They use the fake terrorist threat to destroy right-to-privacy constitutional laws.

      These scanners, along with many cameras around the world, are the sensor part of an extremely sophisticated weapon being created by the one-world govt, to keep the human race under tight control. Their real purpose is something completely different than airport security -- it is to monitor enemies in some way.

    97. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by zakeria · · Score: 1

      exactly, that bomber hand explosives in his underwear, so I can only imagine that any lady using a sanitary pad will have to be searched further to see if its not a bomb!!

    98. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is slated to be rolled out at Birmingham Airport within a month. I'm outraged by these scanner things. I don't care if they can see my genitals or not. The whole thing is immodest and indecent.

      I don't know a satisfactory alternative, maybe an ion scan swab gets us part of the way there. The technology needs to be improved so that it is completely automated, i.e. either detect chemicals or have some kind of AI detect possible concealments and indicate on a cartoon figure where the concealment was detected. Another concern is the health risk associated with backscatter X-raying of people. Should I just trust that these things won't raise my risk of cancer?

      I travel regularly, but I don't know yet whether I am going to put my foot down and refuse to be scanned or not. If I could be sure a modest and safe alternative existed, I would simply refuse.

    99. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by anotherzeb · · Score: 1

      The past decade has been relatively safe for flying: http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2010/01/nate_silver_on.html and the scanners won't necessarily improve the security we already have: http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2010/01/german_tv_on_th.html. It's a bit of security theatre that at best is inconvenient and at worst is highly intrusive while probably making very little difference to the safety of passengers or those on the ground.

      Nakedness will be on a "high pedestal" as long as it is culturally accepted or expected that we wear clothes for most activities (like going outdoors, even if this is minimal clothing in the summer). We'd need to start by changing the law on how acceptable public nudity is before we can hope to change people's views on their own and others' nakedness. This would have to be followed by a change in a lot of people's perception that nakedness is a sexual thing - an event (http://news.scotsman.com/nakedrambler/Naked-Rambler-locked-up-.3689718.jp) involving someone who doesn't want to wear clothes and was repeatedly arrested because of this demonstrated that many people think that the natural state is in some way threatening (radio phone ins revealed opinions that the guy was someone who we needed to be protected from - for not wearing clothes).

      As for me - I think that we ought to have a choice of whether to wear clothes or not - which means a choice of whether to be seen naked (I have curtains on my the windows of my house). I won't be flying from airports with these scanners

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    100. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 million kids a year die from hunger, and everyone alive today will die eventually. If we don't actively fight terrorism, the thinking is it will get much worse.

    101. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm all for allowing smokers to smoke...

      However...

      They must wear a large acrylic box over their heads containing all smoke particulates, and inhale, re-inhale until the air is clean, or they die, whichever comes first.

      Oh... and if you choose to smoke, then you don't get health insurance, or health care, period.

      If you smoke in an enclosed place, where other people are, then you are arrested for attempted murder (poisoning).
      If you smoke in your house, with people under 18, then you are arrested for child endangerment.

      There...

      Smoke all you want, clean the gene pool for us.

    102. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      I knew it! 9/11 was a naturist conspiracy!

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    103. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With an oversized BUTT PLUG to ensure they aren't hiding anything there either.
      http://buttpluglover.blogspot.com/

      Are you serious? I still can't believe we're allowing **any** searches before we get on a plane. Life is dangerous to living. 45,000 people die on roads in the USA every year and ZERO people died last year in commercial airplanes in the USA.

      Which is crazier? All the airport security or allowing us to drive?

      Please take your nanny-state and shove your drivers license next to that big plug.

    104. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Tom · · Score: 1

      I'm lucky enough to live in Germany with its 300Km/h trains, which for journeys of 3-4 hours is now offering real competition.

      Uh? I live in Germany and until last year I travelled on business constantly. For a 3 hour journey by train, you will almost always be faster using the train. For most 4 hour trips, that's still true. It's all because there are a lot more train stations than there are airports, and most train stations are in the middle of the city while most airports are at the outskirts. If you not only consider waiting times at the airport, security theatre and checkin, but also the travel times from and to the airport, you need to be have a trip of about 6 hours before the plane beats the train.

      Add in that you have more comfort on a train, can bring your stuff with you, don't get searched and humiliated, and can more easily get up and walk around, not to mention visit a small restaurant instead of getting what they call "food" only on an airplane, then you're a lot better off on all but the longest journeys.

      The only thing that the trains lack is proper service. First class travel is pretty ok, but in the second/economy class on the train you pretty much get the same experience that you get from airport security - that you're cattle and your presence is barely tolerated.

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    105. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by WCguru42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      >

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs,...than a terrorist.

      This makes me feel good, I don't have a basement so that means I'll have a zero chance of being killed by terrorist. Actually, that sounds about right.

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    106. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I largely agree with you, a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      I don't so much have a fear of my own nakedness but more so of other naked people. The english language has the word attractive to differentiate between the unattractive. Not everyone wants to be sitting next to a naked 60 year old.

    107. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't feel terribly uncomfortable walking naked through the airport (except maybe for the breeze). However, it would be my choice to do so.

      Except for when the cops taser you because nobody wants to tackle the random naked dude in the airport.

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    108. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by martas · · Score: 1

      sorry dude, accidentally modded you offtopic. posting to cancel.

    109. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Except if you're more than an hour or two from Kings Cross / St Pancras travelling by train to Europe is pretty much out for most people. I did Aviemore (just south of Inverness) to Bordeaux once. That was one LONG train journey.

    110. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by LordVader717 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, you don't suppose that might have something to do with the vastly improved security measures do you?
      Backward logic is fun.

    111. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Peter+Mork · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It very well might, but I think it does suggest that we're already doing enough. Increasingly draconian measures are not needed.

    112. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      What an excessive exaggeration. No matter what your girlfriend says or does, the choices are yours alone.
      Thank your lucky stars that you can travel so freely and comfortably. Jeez, people get so complacent.

    113. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by DavidpFitz · · Score: 1

      It's been a year since I last flew out of there so I dunno if the thermite-panted idiot has changed things much there, but City has always been a cut above hellpits like Heathrow.

      No, it has gotten even better - not just comparatively. In the last year, they've upgraded and extended the departure lounge - it's more comfortable now and not at all squashed; capacity has increased at the scanner area too, so there's still never any queues. And there's also a nice new bar - so if you are early for your flight (I usually turn up 20 minutes before departure, so I don't frequent the bar) you can get a pint. They're a tad over a fiver for a pint, but hey - you're flying from LCY, you can afford it.

    114. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by kilfarsnar · · Score: 0

      The terrorists have already won, we have lost our liberty and freedoms through fear and who helped the terrorists to win? Our wonderful all powerful governments, by slowly stripping away our rights, one by one, without most people even knowing or caring. The terrorists got what they wanted, total fear of them from the general populace. The governments have curtailed our freedoms, just what all governments have wanted. Sad times we live in now...

      It seems the interests of the terrorists and our governments are aligned. And the media works to further them both. Kind of makes you wonder...

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    115. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Mike_EE_U_of_I · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the last two years over 80,000 people died on US highways, but there wasn't even one death from flying in a commercial airliner.

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

      You linked to an old article. In the last two years, we had this crash http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colgan_Air_Flight_3407

          However, I believe that crash actually helps make your point. Let's expand the time line from your article to the present. We now have about 130,000 people dead in the USA from car crashes and 50 from airline crashes. There were some smaller crashes (the global list of all crashes is here http://www.planecrashinfo.com/ but it doesn't change the point. The ratio is truly stunning.

         

    116. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by irondonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      They should also turn my basement stairs into a playground slide while they're at it.

      Are you kidding? Do you have any idea how many children were killed on playground slides during that time frame?

    117. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is... if you blow up a train, you kill dozens. As 9/11 showed, if you hijack a plane, you can kill THOUSANDS.

      It's still security theater at the airports, but at least the relative risks keep the theater at relative levels.

    118. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by floodo1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This fact is what makes the "security" that we do have all the more frustrating. Anyone that is semi-intelligent, and actually desires to, can circumvent almost all the security we have in place.

      Meanwhile we all suffer by losing our privacy, wasting our time, and not being much more secure.

      While this isn't directly related to airport security, the point is the same. I went to a government building yesterday, where they have security guards and a metal detector to get in. I put my keys and cell phone in the tray and walk through the scanner, at which point the guard at the trays tells me that I can't bring in my keychain sized (mini) swiss army knife....the one with the &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbspSo I can't bring in my tiny knife because he saw it, but I could have brought in up to about 5 handguns that I had hidden inside the books that were in my backpack. Way to go "security"

      The sad part is that nearly every time I'm forced to deal with this garbage, I begin wishing that someone would actually breach security just to show people how insecure it actually is :(

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    119. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Someone bombing a security line would have about as much psychological effect as a suicide bomber in a market. A mention on the news and then life goes on. Plus the security line would be a fairly low target density area (compared to an aircraft) to hit, people may be densely packed in the line but only in that dimension and you wouldn't get the free kills of everyone else in the area unless you were packing a big enough bomb to bring down the building structure.

      Biological or chemical attacks would make a lot more sense in an airport. You're not going to get the showy explosion and crash of an aircraft with a building.

    120. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by floodo1 · · Score: 1

      Well once a terrorist uses a highway to destroy something then we'll address that issue. Until then, who cares! :(

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    121. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandma just fell down the basement stairs you insensitive clod!

    122. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by horza · · Score: 1

      The last graph shows the number of deaths from the '40s until now have remained roughly constant, apart from the safest decade which was the '90s, prior to all the new security measures.

      Phillip.

    123. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by floodo1 · · Score: 1

      The sale and use of tobacco is a personal freedom issue. Just as it's wrong to body scan people to prevent death, it's wrong to prevent people from using tobacco to prevent death.

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    124. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reputation that the Dutch have in the US, that I'm aware of, is their lax attitude toward prostitution and drugs that are illegal here. Otherwise, they might as well be Belgium for all we know. I'm not sure why that would affect our desire for them to see us naked.

    125. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Um, you don't suppose that might have something to do with the vastly improved security measures do you? Backward logic is fun.

      I've got a rock that repels tigers, too.

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    126. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for a mod point.

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    127. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by daveime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I assume this is because white people who convert to Islam are the most likely to be radicalised in the eyes of the security people.

      Look, in the last 10 years, there's been 9/11, the London and Europe train bombings, and the "set his balls on fire" man ... all done by Muslims in the name of Islam.

      Exactly *which* demographic should the security guards be looking at ? Over 65 year old Mormons ?

      It's not radicalisation, it's just common fucking sense ... target the ones who are more likely to be terrorists, rather than wasting even more of everyone else's time in the name of "fairness".

    128. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had my bomb detected, you insensitive clod!

    129. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      It probably has more to do with more flights on smaller planes than anything to do with security. Instead of 747-200's flying around with 400+ passengers, you end up with 150-200 people on a plane.

    130. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by daveime · · Score: 1

      Well I don't mind letting 'em have a look at my 14" by 8.5" cock

      You neglected to mention that it's only 12 microns thick.

    131. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      And I just built a basement for my family room. What was I thinking?!!!

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    132. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by daveime · · Score: 1

      It's not like the pants bomber actually managed to bring down a plane, is it?

      So it's okay if I repeated stab you with this blunt kitchen knife ? I mean, provided I don't kill you, no harm done eh ?

    133. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. The proposed high-speed line to Birmingham, Manchester and Glasgow would help (I'm not suggesting Glasgow to Bordeaux will be a journey taken by many people, but Manchester to Paris and Birmingham to Cologne may well be). That's why I'd like to see some sleeper services, a long train journey is much better if you're asleep for most of it. (The Caledonian Sleeper train includes a pub!)

      Incidentally, plenty of London is a long way from St Pancras. I live in South West London, but I usually allow around an hour to get to St Pancras if I've booked to go on a specific train. Of course, I would have to allow at least that time to get to any of the London airports.

    134. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Especially when traveling with small children security on Heathrow was always a show stopper for me.

      ... and now, with the full "naked" body scanners, small children are an asset, not a liability. Indeed, which security worker wants to be labeled as a pedophile...

    135. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by KnownIssues · · Score: 1

      It's as if governments had found a perfect method of preventing people from traveling globally, bringing globalization to a halt, and isolating nations rather than bringing them together. I realize it's actually about stopping terrorists and it's clearly working--we obviously don't have planes blowing up left and right any more. But if I was a government and wanted to keep people from moving around for whatever reason, why, this would seem to be a great way to do that.

    136. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's why I always whip out my genitals before going down stairs. And elevators. Not escalators
      though... I had a bad experience with that one.

    137. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Which is what this security theater is all about trying to hide. Oh shiny shiny, look at this... don't look at this over here, this broken process that allowed a man on a no-fly list to actually FLY ON A FRAKING AIRPLANE... oops, Shiny full body scanner - nude pics of Russell Crowe and Jessica Alba for all! Shiny shiny...

    138. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Bragador · · Score: 1

      Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm!

      Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.

      Homer: Thank you, dear.

      Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

      Homer: Oh, how does it work?

      Lisa: It doesn't work.

      Homer: Uh-huh.

      Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.

      Homer: Uh-huh.

      Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?

      Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

    139. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly. I've posted about it twice on this thread already.

      The tl;dr: The scanner in the video is thermal not backscatter / millimetre wave, the man would be told to remove his jacket and it would be scanned by baggage xray, and the scan process used in the video (bearing in mind that it isn't the same machine as deployed) was done on a "quick" mode for demo purposes, and hence lower resolution than would otherwise be achieved. All of this information is in the video.

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    140. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by fyrewulff · · Score: 1

      ...and how many terrorists attacks on aircraft have been foiled by the other passengers?

      None - Please do not say the fourth 9/11 plane, it did not get to it's target for other reasons, and crashed anyway?

      Huh. That's strange. The first three planes, everyone stay seated like they had been accustomed to knowing, since it was always you get hijacked, flown to some nearby country or distant airport, get to sit in the plane for a week until you were rescued.

      But for some reason, the flight that went down? Yeah, the passengers were told what happened to the other three, and attacked. It went down due to the passengers attacking.

      9/11 worked because of the assumption that you would just be ransomed out. That won't happen again. Nobody has ever been able to stop a bomb - obviously. But no hijackings have occurred on US flights since 9/11 since everyone knows the stakes now. Yes, the door will stop most attempts - because the passengers will be beating the shit out of the hijacker as the pilot takes the plane back to the airport.

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    141. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by LordVader717 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree to an extent. Terrorism really isn't the huge issue that the government and media make it out to be. It's an outright scandal that we have allowed it to become the dominant issue in international diplomacy.
      But for all the wars that have been justified because of terrorist attacks, I would happily accept stricter security if it meant preventing attacks and convincing the public that the threat is low.
      If one attack were to succeed it would give the ruling governments another blank check on foreign policy.
      As long as we're invading and occupying countries in a "war on terror" and we have warmongers amongst us throwing out threats like it's 1914, I expect everyone who wants to fly to do the utmost to prove that they're not a threat.

    142. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      makes me feel good, I don't have a basement so that means I'll have a zero chance of being killed by terrorist. Actually, that sounds about right.

      I long ago replaced my stairwell with a Batpole. Join the "Adam West Campaign" and get those pseky basement-stairs injuries down to zero!

    143. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Why not just ban them from flying? Why not outlaw Islam? Oh, we tried that already Exactly where would you stop?

      By the way, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_notable_aircraft_hijackings is why we don't profile for one race / religion.

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    144. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by horza · · Score: 4, Informative

      You are one of many. I would love to visit NY, but won't because of the same reasons. Many of my friends here have given up going to the States. Now Heathrow is off the list that now reduces substantially my number of destinations. Gatwick is still quite friendly with no scanners... for now.

      The great thing about living in Europe is that there are more wonderful things than you can see in a lifetime, and all you have to do is jump in the car and drive there. No border controls, unless you live in the UK (where due to eBorders every single citizen needs permission to leave the country). Milan - Monaco: under 3 hrs drive. Barcelona - Bordeaux: around 5.5 hrs. Zurich - Munich: just over 3 hrs.

      Sad times if you live under an oppressive regime, like China, States, or UK. Or a corrupt Eastern European country. There are plenty of quite easy going countries out there still.

      Phillip.

    145. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      The upholstery cleaning bill would be phenomenal.

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    146. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose you'd like some volcano insurance, would you?

      I'm fairly sure that if you haven't had a volcano recently that you're pretty much due to have one...

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    147. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Making explosives is just not hard for a dedicated person with basic reading comprehension and math skills. Your best bet is to ban education and close libraries, and well, the internet is right out. The total lack of things blowing up all around us, combined with the relative ease by which an adversary could do so, tends to poke a giant fucking whole in the theory that specific measures to protect against all these people who aren't blowing anything up.

      I know you were being sarcastic to get a point across (and i think you did a fine job). Just to add a note - the people making the bombs aren't the ones who are blowing up...they are too valuable to the cause. Making good bombs takes some skill. No need to sacrifice those folks.

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    148. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      It's closer to 74,000 (37,000/year), but the breakdown is important:

      The number of drivers and passengers killed is about 26,000. The other 11,000 are motorcyclists (5,000), and non-motorists.

      The number of drivers and passengers killed per mile driven is 1.3 per 100,000,000 miles

      Every year 12.5 out of 100,000 of the general population is killed in an automobile related crash, or .0125%

      .02 percent of licensed drivers will be killed every year

      All in all, driving is a fairly risky thing to do, but so is living. 550,000 people die each year from cancer, for example.

      US only numbers, source: http://www-fars.nhtsa.dot.gov/Main/index.aspx

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    149. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Like Lord Vader ever espouses anything besides iron-fisted control.

      But seriously, were the deaths in the 70s and 80s from planes brought down by terrorists? Or accidents?

    150. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Sadly enough, a backpack full of HE and ball bearings would do devastating things to MCO in Orlando on any Sunday as thousands of revelers return from Walt Disney World.

      It's why I try to get through security hours before my flight when there's 10 maybe 20 people in line. It's been my belief that's where the next round of suicide bombings in the West are going to be.

    151. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Wrong!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colgan_Air_Flight_3407

      Although this has been attributed to Pilot Error, a Bad Pilot can kill you just as quickly as a terrorist with explosives up his ass or a defect in the aircraft. It's statistically improbable that you'll ever die in an airline incident but it can happen.

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    152. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      If you exclude the 9/11 attacks which of course happened before the new security, the safest decade is by far the 2000s. By that measure the new standards have done wonders.

      Bottom line is stop pulling statistics and drawing hasty conclusions.

    153. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by furby076 · · Score: 0

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

      And why do you think the terrorists aren't carpet-bombing the friendly skys? You think they are lazy, don't have funding, or just go on sabatical instead of bombing us? The reason terrorists aren't as effective as they could be is because they are being stopped by counter terrorist units (no pun intended JackB). We don't get all the reports of when terrorists are being stopped, in fact we don't get most of them...we just go on about our way thinking "oh wow, our civil liberties are being violated for nothing...i'm more likely to die at the hands of my cat then a terrorist"...which is so far from the truth. It's more likely that nobody is preventing your cat from killing you...on the other hand someone is working hard to prevent the terrorists from killing you.

      I do think these scans are invasive and remove human dignity. I think there could be a solution; in another post i said to do a metal detection scan on the genital area, and then give people a lead-lined jock strap before entering the scanner. We can scan people effectively and still let them feel less then ridiculed, unless we think someone's penis is a lethal weapon...and i'm pretty sure that only happens in xxx movies.

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    154. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Problem is, once you refuse, you go on the list, and you'll always be picked for "random full body scanning."

      I accidentally forgot a folding knife on my backpack, and was lucky I got to ship it home, but for two years I was subject to an automatic chemical and full-on luggage inspection.

    155. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Rhacman · · Score: 1

      The vastly improved security measures that were already in place by 9/11 because of 9/11?

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    156. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      You don't have a basement? What kind of nerd doesn't have a basement??? I have a two story basement, the top story is above ground.

    157. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by horza · · Score: 1

      That was Britain under the Conservative government. No way would we capitulate then to the terrorists. My father was late and just missed his train, which then blew up, and he never thought of changing his commute. My friend was showered in glass from the Docklands bomb, but he never thought of changing apartment. You knew that the chance of actually being killed by one of these bombs was just so infinitesimal that you didn't even think about it.

      Today, New Labour with the help of the tabloids have scared the Brits witless. It started with Tony Blair rolling the tanks into Heathrow and it has been downhill ever since. Maybe the next government will help the nation regrow its backbone.

      Phillip.

    158. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by johnm1019 · · Score: 1

      I largely agree with you, a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      Why not? Why should the handful of people who set up security measures be allowed to tell everyone else what a sufficient level of decency & dignity is for them? Being able to tell someone when they're allowed to be dressed or not is extremely personal, and more-or-less the last hurdle to cover before you as-good-as own them.

      I really don't see why you think you have all these rights when flying. People just keep forgetting that flying is not a right. Nope, not guaranteed anywhere. It's not that we are giving a few people the power to see anyone naked at any time. These people are going to be looking at naked people ALL DAY. What a _horrible_ job, no? John/Jane Q Public, naked, all day?!? Not only will they be massively desensitized, and probably would encourage the average slashdotter to move through the machine more quickly than not --- the least we can do is deprive them a 30 second grin when a nice body walks through. After all, they are the ones charged with keeping us safe -- whether you like it or not.

    159. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by furby076 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is sadly ironic that you complain about a government limitation of your freedom by suggesting that they limit your freedom.

      It is sad that someones addiction/habit hurts innocent bystanders and we stand by and let them do it.

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    160. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The reason terrorists aren't as effective as they could be is because they are being stopped by counter terrorist units

      Do you work for DHS or just watch too much Fox? How many attacks have been stopped by invading innocent civilians' rights?

      We don't get all the reports of when terrorists are being stopped

      Bullshit. It would add to the propaganda you are swallowing.

      I do think these scans are invasive and remove human dignity

      You, sir, are a fucking coward. Man up and grow a pair. The terrorists have won, and you have personally helped them by agreeing with the government cowards. You're the kid in Gran Torino that's walking with Sue when the three black guys accost her. To quote Eastwood's character, "get on down the road, pussy".

    161. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by boethius78 · · Score: 1

      It's not OK, but I don't think I'd find the need to take naked pictures of everyone I meet just in case they're carrying a blunt knife as well. Have a peek at http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2010/01/skies-are-as-friendly-as-ever-911-al.html (also referenced elsewhere in this article, can't remember where) - the risk per flying passenger is actually quite low. Just because you're a nut job that wants to make an inept attempt to stab me doesn't mean I'm going to get paranoid about everyone else in the world. I've never been stabbed by a blunt knife wielding maniac before, so it's probably not going to happen again and I feel no need to change my behaviour to avoid this.

    162. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Yeah...but if he breaks up with his girlfriend

      THE TERRORISTS WILL HAVE ALREADY WON

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    163. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mishehu · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a joke my great aunt used to tell me when I was a little child... It was about how to frighten elephants away. All you had to do was snap your fingers. So my response was "of course there's no elephants here, we're in North America", to which she would reply "See? It's working isn't it???"

      So all the theatre works until it doesn't...

    164. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 1

      eBorders: previously, you didn't need to give the details of passengers when you booked a ferry or car-train trip to e.g. France (you do give the drivers details, but then I give my details when I buy anything online). Passports were checked, but they didn't know who was travelling until you got to customs. As far as I can tell -- going through a booking on the Eurotunnel website -- this is still the case.

    165. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mishehu · · Score: 1

      Hell it even happened to me, after I disembarked from an El Al flight from Tel Aviv to Newark and then had to switch planes to American Airlines. I got selected for the super duper secondary screening, which was only effective at removing the two bottles of water that I have brought with me and getting some snippy attitude from the TSA door greeter.

    166. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by bberens · · Score: 1

      It's a myth that flying has become all that dangerous. When getting on an airplane the idea that a terrorist is going to blow it up isn't even on the list of statistically relevant things to worry about. If something does happen it's been shown that people understand what is coming and are unwilling to let another 9/11 style attack go down. Hijacking an airplane is no longer a serious concern and won't be probably for the next generation.

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    167. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      You think this won't spread to other airports?

      Punching people in the face when they ask to take a picture of you naked?

    168. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by suds · · Score: 1

      Terrorist related deaths are low due to our governments taking initiative and putting up security measures like these body scanners.

    169. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I assume this is because white people who convert to Islam are the most likely to be radicalised in the eyes of the security people.

      Look, in the last 10 years, there's been 9/11, the London and Europe train bombings, and the "set his balls on fire" man ... all done by Muslims in the name of Islam.

      Exactly *which* demographic should the security guards be looking at ? Over 65 year old Mormons ?

      It's not radicalisation, it's just common fucking sense ... target the ones who are more likely to be terrorists, rather than wasting even more of everyone else's time in the name of "fairness".

      It's a security hole to not make it completely random. If terrorists know that any one group is subject to less scrutiny, they'll use people from that group. Hiding whatever they want to hide in babies from caucasian couples, if they have to. It's not like there's any one group that has never been converted to their cause.

    170. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has already, here in Canada they are in the process of bringing these in to all major airports.

    171. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a matter of privacy. There are plenty of people who arguably deserve privacy in ways and should not need to reveal the reasons behind it.
      One particular case I can argue is that of intersex condition.
      You can say what you like about how it is wrong for society to single out individuals who are different, but it happens. (Even if it were to magically stop overnight, an argument could still be made in terms of psychological health coming from a Freudian standpoint---not that I necessarily agree with that view, but I'm saying that argument could be made.)
      If you can ensure that no TSA employee will ever do anything inappropriate, ever reveal any information learned from their job, or ever react to the scan screen in a way that could unnecessarily embarrass any passenger or give any passenger undue hardship, maybe, just maybe, the scan screens wouldn't be such a dumb idea.
      Intersex is more common than you would think... it's about 1 in 500 to 1 in 1000 [see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intersex#Prevalence%5D.
      Think about how many people go through an airport each day... and the significant number every day that then likely have fears of their genitalia marching by on-screen while TSA buffoons laugh and other passengers in the security line stare at them wildly as they break down in tears.

      (Pedantic: Yes, I know TSA is the US, and this is the UK.)
      (Disclaimer: I'm not intersex. This might be an overstated concern. I am pre-op mtf though, for what that's worth *shrug*)

    172. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      I have a magic rock that keeps the tigers away. If you doubt it's needed or effective....well, I've been living here in the States for years, and haven't been attacked by a tiger even once! Thank god I have my magic rock, and fie on those who doubt the need for it!

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    173. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is how body scanners are somehow more invasive than a pat down, you already have to put up with random people groping you, is this so different?

    174. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I live near you. Take the train to Vauxhall, then the Victoria Line to Tottenham Hale, then the Stansted "Express" to Stansted. It's quicker than going through Waterloo.

      Obviously it's going to take longer than going to Heathrow if you live so close to it, but you balance all these things when you choose somewhere to live, right?

    175. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      See the comment directly above yours. My tiger repellent works so well there isn't a single tiger in the whole state.

    176. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      It is sad that someones addiction/habit hurts innocent bystanders and we stand by and let them do it.

      In very few cases is anyone exposed to tobacco smoke in any significant quantity these days without their consent. Your logic is being used by nosy busybodies who use even the slightest cost to any government program as justification for broad reaching legislation and taxes.

      These taxes are incredibly regressive, hitting lower income citizens harder. And last I checked, freedom should be applied equally to all regardless of economic or social status.

      Even worse, such taxes are inevitably collected as part of the general funds and then become a part of the revenue stream for the government. The government becomes vested in seeing the activity continue so that it has a politically easy way of collecting more taxes from people. And trust me, they will never give up a revenue stream. Remember the Spanish-American War in the 1800s? A tax was levied to pay for that and it remained until beyond 2000, a portion of it still exists today.

      I can't wait until the government has its hands in every aspect of my life that is deemed 'unpopular' or 'costly'. With the way things are going, I can only hope that my personal liberties... err I mean vices as they like to call them, are popular enough that I don't have to be taxed back into the proper kind of citizen.

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    177. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Do you work for DHS or just watch too much Fox? How many attacks have been stopped by invading innocent civilians' rights?[/quote] Neither. I don't have the information, hence my point which says lots of the attacks prevented are not disclosed. This doesn't mean they aren't being prevented, it just means they are not telling you about it. Do you think the terrorist cells don't care anymore?

      Bullshit. It would add to the propaganda you are swallowing.[/quote] Not true. It would, however, prevent information getting to the hands of the terrorists. If a terrorist group knows we stopped cell 123, then they will stop any actions relating to cell 123. If a terrorist group does not know that cell 123 got pinched, then they will work on their normal course of action...and just maybe we will catch someone else. Hell that scenario is not that hard to imagine or "swallow" and I am sure there are many other reasons.

      You, sir, are a fucking coward. Man up and grow a pair. The terrorists have won, and you have personally helped them by agreeing with the government cowards. You're the kid in Gran Torino that's walking with Sue when the three black guys accost her. To quote Eastwood's character, "get on down the road, pussy".

      You, moron, fail at reading. I just said, and you quoted it, "I do think these scans are invasive and remove human dignity", which means I do not back the gov'ts actions and you call me a fucking coward, a pussy, and to grow a pair -- oh and to man up. I'd imagine you wouldn't say those words to my face, not to mention you still failed at reading.

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    178. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Iceykitsune · · Score: 1

      Take A boat To Where you want to go.

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    179. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by furby076 · · Score: 1

      I have a magic rock that keeps the tigers away. If you doubt it's needed or effective....well, I've been living here in the States for years, and haven't been attacked by a tiger even once! Thank god I have my magic rock, and fie on those who doubt the need for it!

      Or it's possible that
      1) Cities keep tigers away
      2) We don't have a large, free-roaming population of tigers in the US (I don't think we have any, and if we do it's not many at all)
      3) You live in an area tigers would care not to be in, assuming we had enough of a population to see
      4) Tigers are nicely kept in cages in the zoo.

      However, in the course of "years" we have suffered attacks on US soil from foreign terrorists (I am not even including our domestic brand). Two trade center attacks (9/11 and the earlier attempt in the 90s). Do they happen often, no. We are blessed by geography, but also because we have active intelligence agencies working to protect us.

      You know, i've never been shot before in my life. I've only been mugged at gun point once (they caught the guy). I wonder - i guess we don't need police or detectives. I mean it couldn't possibly because there are police roaming the streets that muggings don't happen more often. And I am sure that if the cops weren't there to catch the guy who mugged me, he wouldn't go on and mug someone else...that couldn't possibly be it.

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    180. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Sad times if you live under an oppressive regime, like China, States, or UK. Or a corrupt Eastern European country. There are plenty of quite easy going countries out there still.

      Phillip.

      No problems with absurd airport security in China, and most of Asia for that sake. Yes they have the liquids ban but shoes can stay on when you walk through the scanner. I have not noticed any serious changes in screening over the years. It's the same as like 10, 15 years ago in Europe. Except for the liquids.

      For my work I have to fly quite regularly within Asia - flights within Mainland mostly departing from Shenzhen (just across the border, and then you fly domestic instead of international), other destinations from Hong Kong airport. Security is smooth; if there is a queue it tends to move quite fast. Often simply no queue.

      And before you think those airports are small, think again. Hong Kong handles almost 50 mln passengers per year, the 12th busiest airport in the world in 2008. Shenzhen well over 20 mln. Numbers by Wikipedia.

      Sadly it seems the UK and US are more oppressive than China by now. UK and US are tightening up, China is opening up (both internal and external).

    181. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by furby076 · · Score: 1

      In very few cases is anyone exposed to tobacco smoke in any significant quantity these days without their consent. Your logic is being used by nosy busybodies who use even the slightest cost to any government program as justification for broad reaching legislation and taxes.

      You have lots of qualifiers there. Up until they passed the smoking ban in restaurants (at least in philadelphia) anytiem I would go to a restaurant/bar/club I would be exposed against my consent. In fact, anytime I am exposed it is against my concsent. I like to be practical in my though-process. I think searches are necessary, scans are necessary, etc. I am also from the middle east and more pron to profiling - and guess what - if it keeps the plane safer that is great. Keeping in line with my "practical thought-process" I do think these machines are a bit invasive and they can be modified to be more respectful of folks

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    182. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by daveime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's not OK, but I don't think I'd find the need to take naked pictures of everyone I meet just in case they're carrying a blunt knife as well

      While this is true, blunt knives do not explode and bring down planes ... the pants bomber had every intention of doing so, just because he was an inept dumbass doesn't change his intention. My choice of weapon was merely to illustrate the point that just because he failed, it wasn't from lack of trying.

      The people on that flight got very lucky that day, a slightly smarter bomber would have meant we'd be mourning the dead right now.

      Surely a procedure (the full body scan) that will probably end up quicker to walkthrough and be done AND covers not just a random sampling of "people with beards", but everyone ... that's got to be more effective than the current system ?

      Or you prefer to have your bits felt by some sweaty minimum wage security guard, and the risk of having to endure a full body cavity search on the whim of "that guy looks suspicious" ?

    183. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

      What?! My family is more dangerous than TEH TERRORISTS?!

      My God, I have to respond to this threat in a disproportionate and irrational way! I must strike first for my own safety! Fight them at their house so I don't have to fight them at mine!

      Hold on I'll be right back...

      Okay. My family is all dead. I feel much safer now. Like I can finally think...

      Hmm, wait a minute, I'm of course my family's family, and if they were killed by me, their family...

      NOOOO! Damn you, self fulfilling prophecy! DAMN YOU!

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    184. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      http://www.prisonplanet.com/full-body-scanners-to-fry-travelers-with-radiation.html

      What’s interesting is even though it’s low level, I keep hearing about skin cancer concerns. This is low level radiation which causes cancer over time.

      Then there are the concerns over being fully exposed to another without chocolates and flowers I'll pass.

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    185. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Up until they passed the smoking ban in restaurants (at least in philadelphia) anytiem I would go to a restaurant/bar/club I would be exposed against my consent.

      Did you have to go to the restaurant/bar/club?

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    186. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Making explosives is just not hard for a dedicated person with basic reading comprehension and math skills.

      Yeah, that's what I told myself too. :(

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    187. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *woosh*

      The whole point is the irony.

    188. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by delinear · · Score: 1

      They pretty much have to if they want to maintain the pretence that this increases security, otherwise the logical conclusion is that terrorists will just use kids to carry their bombs.

    189. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The only limit, the only limit that they will understand is when people get fed up of these restrictions and actively protest or rebel against them.

      That's the only thing oppressive, bureaucratic and incompetent governments understand. Until enough people are actually willing to stand up and say: "No, I don't want to be photographed naked by strangers.", the government will simply assume everyone is OK with it. Maybe they actually are; I don't know. I haven't heard one wick of real protest from anyone or any group. People continue to fly in droves--in silence.

      You don't write letters. You don't set up a facebook page. You'd don't moan about it on Slashdot. That's not protest. What you have to do is either a) stop flying, or b) refuse the scan and protest and sue like crazy(not for money) when you're not allowed to fly. If the public really is against all this, it may only take one big case to precipitate enough discontent that the restrictions will be removed. Until that happens, nothing will change.

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    190. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So they spend millions preventing a rare event, yet allow sale of tobacco that kills millions a year

      It is sadly ironic that you complain about a government limitation of your freedom by suggesting that they limit your freedom.

      Actually, I think the point was to show that the government does not limit your freedom in one area that costs more in lives than terrorists ever have, while restricting your freedom to prevent an event that is statistically unlikely to occur in the first place.

      The odds of dying from lung cancer are much higher than dying from a terrorist attack...At least on an airplane (or even if the bastards run it into a building).

      The exceptions would be a weapon of mass destruction or biological release. The first, a full body scanner could check for, but is unlikely to be used on an aircraft - a nuclear bomb going off at 30,000 feet won't do much but create an EMP. The second can not be screened for, especially if the patient zero is already sick.

      Thus, more security theater with the pervs getting lots of free porn.

      On the other hand, maybe this will shut the religious freaks up for a while or at least permit people the space to tell them to shove their moral hangups about seeing the body naked.

    191. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by RoFLKOPTr · · Score: 0, Troll

      but I refuse to be treated like a criminal just 'cos those in charge are trying to convince us of the existence of these so-called phantom terrorists!

      Then you should be happy about these body scanners... they sure make the process much more swift, and you don't need to worry about being randomly selected for a lengthy pat-down when you're already running late for your flight. Terrorists do exist, and sure you can say "they won" because of what airport security is turning into, but guess what... they'd win even more if airport security wasn't this strict.

    192. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by harl · · Score: 1

      That's the wording from the States' fourth amendment, which doesn't apply in this case. Do the British have similar "right"? If so what grants it?

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    193. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1

      Out of 12 trips in the past six years I have been picked out for a random pat-down 11 times. I assume this is because white people who convert to Islam are the most likely to be radicalised in the eyes of the security people.

      In 2004-2005, my family and I flew from the US to Japan and back 5 times (10 trips). Based on evidence gained during that period, I believe that native born Americans with Scottish and Irish last names traveling with an infant or toddler are statistically about as likely to blow up an airliner as you are.

      Interestingly enough, based on how many times I faced extra screening, I went and learned enough chemistry to figure out how stupid all the extra screening is. If 2 oz is enough to blow a hole in an airliner, no amount of screening that allows clothing will be enough. I can hide 2 oz any number of places that a screener would miss after the first 5 minutes of his 8 hour shift. And if I can hide 2 oz, a bunch of associates who are not directly related to me, but happen to fly through a connecting city with an overlapping layover can ensure that I have way more than 2 oz.

    194. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I think searches are necessary, scans are necessary, etc. I am also from the middle east and more pron to profiling - and guess what - if it keeps the plane safer that is great. Keeping in line with my "practical thought-process" I do think these machines are a bit invasive and they can be modified to be more respectful of folks

      You may think that they are necessary, but it has been proven that they are ineffective. They will NOT prevent someone from smuggling enough explosives to bring down a plane. As a result, if it is ineffective then it isn't worthwhile to implement.

      You also mention that you feel they are invasive, and they are. They are exactly equivalent to taking you one at a time into a back room and having you strip nude. Just because the guy is sitting in a room by himself doesn't make it any different than him looking directly at you. You also can't make it less 'invasive' because doing so would result in the scan being even more useless than it already is.

      There is simply no way of preventing someone who has acquired explosive materials from bringing those on board a plane without doing a full body & cavity search. A metal detector is enough to eliminate most personally dangerous items (knives, guns, etc) and frankly, I'm fine with that. By the time the guy is already in the security line and you are relying on a scan or pat down, it is TOO LATE. If he can access enough explosives to bring down a plane he already can do plenty that would screw up anyone's day.

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    195. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by harl · · Score: 1

      So you support public strip searches?

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    196. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Kentari · · Score: 1

      Not quite right (check the date of the article before you cite it): Colgan Air Flight 3407 with 50 fatalities (happened a month after the article was posted)

      And 2 other serious incidents (not including the crotch bomber) US Airways Flight 1549 Continental Airlines Flight 1404

      Also, those 80.000 deaths are (mostly) accidental, just as those 50 were accidental. The theater is about the non-accidental ones... It is not about preventing accidents but attacks. I still disagree with it, but if you start comparing accidental deaths to non-accidental you won't convince any policy makers. It is hard enough if you make sense...

      But of course, the core of your post still stands. Air travel is very safe compared to other forms of transportation.

    197. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Would these things even work against a plastic explosive modeled in the shape of a beer gut?

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    198. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by green1 · · Score: 1

      freedom of movement used to be. but because the constitution was written before the advent of the modern jetliner they didn't think to include it specifically.

    199. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the last two years over 80,000 people died on US highways, but there wasn't even one death from flying in a commercial airliner.

      *...there wasn't even one death from flying in a United States commercial airliner.

    200. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Do the machines even have printers or card readers on them? I guess someone could take a picture of the screen with a camera, but that's going to be rather obvious to his coworkers I'd think.

      Also, if the example images I saw online were to be believed, they aren't going to get "highly detailed" anything. The scanners made everybody look like a putty from Power Rangers.

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    201. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I posted this before noticing that I am posting quite late, so this comment won't get noticed.

      Here is my reply to you:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1533060&cid=30997650

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    202. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      A pat down leaves a record only in the memory of the person doing the pat down. A body scan leaves a record on "Girls Gone Wild: Airport Style" when some @$$hole sneaks a cell phone camera into the booth.

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    203. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Peoples fear is scarier than terrorism.

      Yep, they try to spread terror through random(ish) acts of violence that sometimes result in deaths.

      Precisely. And the more scared we get, the easier it is to scare us. Eventually you don't even need something that can kill people - hypothetical death gets the same response. And then eventually people will run in fear from anything and everything, like Lite-Brites and sixth-grade science projects. And then you don't need to do anything but remind people you're still alive every now and then - their fear will do all the work for you. Really, bin Laden's got a great job. Once or twice a year, sit in front of a camcorder and rant about the evil imperialist Americans for half an hour. It's like blogging with a smaller time and effort commitment.

      A few years ago some dumbass who lit his pants on fire in a crowd would be called the village idiot. Now, he's some sort of terrorist mastermind.

    204. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Znork · · Score: 1

      How about a world-wide go-slow on terrorist event coverage?

      Something like a reasonable requirement for death-frequency adjusted coverage as a part of 'unbiased' reporting.

      Want to write one article about terrorist killings? Fine, but then you have to write a hundred about traffic death, another hundred about cancer death, etc. Perhaps if the 'terrorist threat' is assigned the importance it merits, a blurb on page 56, priorities might shift onto something that actually has a chance to affect the vast majority of people.

    205. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by harl · · Score: 1

      It just occurred to me that trains are a much much better target than planes.

      Just like planes you have a lot of people packed into one place. Additionally you can cause significantly more long term disruption.

      If a plane falls out of the sky nothing prevents another plane from using that same air lane.

      If a train is blown up how long is that segment of track unusable for?

      Also this scanning technology doesn't only work at airports. It works exactly the same at train stations. If people stop using planes and go back to trains then they'll just move the scanners over to the train station.

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    206. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, why bother with the body scanner? Just require everyone to fly completely nude.

      Sadly, even flying completely nude won't stop a butt-bomb. If that comes to pass, I can't wait to see the PSAs exhorting passengers to beware of people trying to pull something out of their ass.

    207. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by sjames · · Score: 1

      Especially given the high risk of flying in the past decade we...

      What high risk would that be? Since the big 9-11 panic, there have been exactly two incidents, both of which the TSA, curtailment of rights, scanners, and silly rules failed to stop. Both incidents WERE stopped by the passengers. Meanwhile, paranoid security has resulted in at least one death (security shot a guy dead because he was acting strange and didn't speak English).

      The amusing aspect of this in the U.K. is that two panics are now colliding in an amusing way. We have the OMG terrorists! panic slamming into the OMG pedophiles! panic. It seems nobody wants creepy security goons ogling their children through their clothes.

      Honestly, it's only a matter of time before some ill-thought comment leads a parent who is already cringing to beat one of those goons to a pulp like social convention tells them to.

    208. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      The most obvious terrorist target would be the group of people waiting in line at the security checkpoint. I think most people would find it at least mildly amusing to watch a bunch of career politicians discussing ways to ensure that everyone gets scanned before they get scanned.... I believe that this is an infinite recursion problem.

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    209. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mathfeel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every single spoiled terrorist plot on flight since 9-11 has been stopped by pre-9-11 technique: lock on cockpit door, vigilant passenger, and "you-can't-fix-stupid" terrorist. Yet we are still investing millions of tax $$ in these supposed magic tech that not only haven't been prove to work (any plot stopped at the gate?) and increasing violates our civil right.

      There is no logic here besides some lobbyist wants our government to spend $ on their product.

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    210. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      It won't be long before we see web pages offering full-body scans of naked people. TMZ will have naked scans of celebrities. And the officials will still swear our privacy is safe in their hands.

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    211. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need some new data.

      http://www.planecrashinfo.com/2009/2009-6.htm

      49 dead in one US crash less than a year ago.

    212. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even if couple jumbos are being crashed every year full of people, flying would be orders of magnitude safer than other means of transportation.

      You've bited the BS the US & UK goverment is feeding to sheeps like you. It's all about controlling sheep like you, and people like you make it worse for everyone else.

    213. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Britain's privacy laws are, self-evidently, not that great.

      However, it seems likely that there will be a string of legal challenges based on European human rights rules and the like.

      In any case, I expect this will quietly get "forgotten", a bit like ID Cards, once public opinion dies down (and I'm not sure public opinion here was ever that strong on this one, even immediately after the failed Christmas Day bombing). It's just too easy a target for opposition politicians as the public mood is swinging back towards privacy and concern about the surveillance state, and this particular measure is sufficiently offensive to enough people that it could actually make a significant difference to the numbers using airports if it's rolled out nationwide. That is, after all, why they waited until they had the old "national security" excuse before trying to push this out beyond a minor local airport previously.

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    214. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      It's not like we wouldn't like Big Brother ;) Let's all just walk in lines and work like robots. No, we don't need apartments either, a bed in a huge storage building with 1000s of other people in it is just enough for us, and no we don't need any personal possesions either, they do represent a security risk afterall to all of us! What if someone has SCISSORS? That would be so terrible, he has to be a terrorist because he has an sharp metal object!

    215. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If flying is not a civil right, neither is tourism. When Gatwick adopts this policy, that will be the last cent of tourist dollars I spend in England and the last time I fly through on the way to Europe. If enough people had the guts to do the same, this bullshit wouldn't be happening. Stand up, people! Stand up for your rights! Say no to intrusive government! Vote with your tourism dollars like the rest of the world did to the U.S. over the last decade.

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    216. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by honkycat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a difference though. There's a clear mechanism by which police presence deters crime. It's also a reasonable approach that balances its effectiveness with the amount of inconvenience it imposes. Finally, statistics about crime rates and about police deployments are available. None of these are true of the airline security measures: the recent extensions don't obviously address any real threats, the information you'd need to independently evaluate whether they are somehow effective is most certainly not available except to people with a vested interest in ensuring they're found to be effective, and based on extrapolations from past rates, the costs of these measures far, far, far exceeds the impact they have in terms of actual results. So I don't think comparisons to magic stones of tiger warding are at all unreasonable.

    217. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      This would actually be the best-case result of wide millimeter-wave scanner deployment.

      A single leak with even tens of pictures of travelers would disprove much of what the government and scanner manufacturers have been saying. They say they cannot store images except in a debug mode, which airport staff cannot enable. If they lied about that, what else did they lie about? The public would be enraged quickly.

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    218. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by http · · Score: 1

      Everybody has their price, but yours was pretty low.

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    219. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      > that obedience is the way to safety.

      Not that I'd ever intentionally encourage these assholes in charge, but this statement is kinda self-evident. If people sat in their seats and enjoyed the flight, rather than try to blow up planes with undie-bombs...

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    220. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by rainmaestro · · Score: 1

      I rather like the sleeper trains.

      I remember taking an Amtrak one from Florida up to Virginia once. Dinner, a private bedroom with a shower for the night, wake up the next morning, have breakfast and arrive.

      It takes longer than both flying or driving, but if you've got the time to spare, it is a much nicer way to travel.

    221. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      Whats in my pockets is my business.

      What's it gots in it's pocketses, precious?!

      WHAT'S IT GOTS, MY PRECIOUS?!

      Oh, fuck the riddleses! Just step through this x-ray backscatter full body nanometer scanner...

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    222. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      In Finland they already are, but unobtrusively. Violence within a household is always met with a charge by the prosecutor, you don't have a choice in that matter. But i would say that is good thing, as they are basiclly protecting you from yourself if you are stupid enough and your "better half" is beating the crap outta you.

      But don't worry, they will soon figure something out to INVADE your privacy, while REMOVING the possibility of ever seeing your family again, maybe just because you were fitting your shoes with new shoe laces the wrong way, and thus you are a convicted on planning a murder, and you will be hauled to somewhere like guantanamo bay. Yes, that's the direction the world is heading towards.

    223. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by ilctoh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is there any chance at all that the skies are safer due in, at least in some part, increased security measures?

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    224. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by sjames · · Score: 1

      Since they're so damned sure a little nudity is no big deal, the guards can wear nothing but translucent briefs while operating the machine. It's no big deal, right?

      Further, if they show any signs of arousal, they should be charged with public indecency and hauled off immediately. After all, those pervs are looking at children!

    225. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Um, you don't suppose that might have something to do with the vastly improved security measures do you?

      Well... No.

      Firstly, there is little evidence that security measures have, in fact, vastly improved since 9/11 (as opposed to just introducing more security theatre and inconvenience for passengers).

      Secondly, flying already had a relatively good safety record: look at the statistics for the 1990s in the link Peter Mork posted.

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    226. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      The public would be enraged for about 15 minutes until Tila Tequila did something stupid and.... oh shiny...

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    227. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Omestes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Over-react much? No one can sanely claim that there are no terrorists. The point people are trying to make (with varying degrees of success) is that the terrorist threat is much smaller than we believe, and our counter measures are much harsher than warranted by the actual level of threat. The parents Simpson's "tiger proof rock" analogy was illustrating that our security measures largely exist to make us feel safe, over actually making us safer. This is fine, until the cost of maintaining the illusion of safety becomes to high, and individual rights suffer.

      Yes, this scanning thing does improve security by a marginal level, but is that increase worth the costs? Car accidents kill more people than terrorism over just about any time frame. Tigers also (well attacks by animals) probably also kill more people than terrorism. Terrorism is a minor threat, in the grand scheme of things. Yes, we should be protected, by only proportional to the level of actual threat.

      Remember, this scanning technology wouldn't have even stopped the 9/11 hijackers (who merely used pointy things to cause a large level of destruction and terror). Terrorists are not idiots, they are aware of the technology and techniques we use to stop them, and are capable of finding ways to circumvent our best efforts. They always will have this ability, being human and just as smart as we are. In the long run we hurt ourselves more than we hinder terrorists.

      This is what worries people.

      I personally would rather live in a land with a marginal threat of terrorist attack, and a maximal amount of freedom, than one with maximal safety and a minimum of freedom.

      If these scanners were universally deployed, and all travelers forced to use them, I would be curious at the actual increase in safety we would enjoy. At the cost of every traveler being, in essence, sti strip p searched under the presumption of guilt. I have a feeling it would be marginal at best, at a very high cost to civil liberties.

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    228. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Who "them"? It wasn't an oppresive, bureaucratic government posting on Slashdot about how losing some decency is okay in the name of security. It was a person, one of those "people", who, according to you, will fed up and rebel. And that's the scariest part.

    229. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference. Tobacco not only harms yourself.

    230. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      I really don't see why you think you have all these rights when flying. People just keep forgetting that flying is not a right. Nope, not guaranteed anywhere.

      As far as I'm concerned it's my right, and mine alone, to decide who I expose myself to. Why do you think that that should not be the case mearly because I want to use an aircraft?
      It's deeply personal, and even if you're happy to show off, you don't get to tell other people that what's good for you is what's good for them.

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    231. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Even movement on foot without law enforcement impediment is impossible. Judges have consistently upheld in many states that you must provide your name to police officers upon request, and that failure to do so can result in arrest. 24 states have a explicit stop & identify statute, although they all differ quite a lot.

      It's good to note here that if asked for your name and you wish to refuse, invoke the 5th amendment before giving the police a false name. Providing a false name to police is a crime in a lot of states.

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    232. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by robot256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And what are the reasons young Muslims turn to terrorist groups? Because they feel alienated and harassed by the rest of the world (who treat them like terrorists for no reason at all) and are looking for somewhere to find friends and feel like they belong. They don't even want to kill anybody until they have been brainwashed (and frequently drugged) by their new "friends".

      When are we going to realize that draconian security measures, racial profiling, and dropping bombs on civilians are part of the PROBLEM instead of the SOLUTION?

    233. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, if you traveled to Japan, you would have your fingerprints taken on file.

    234. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      In very few cases is anyone exposed to tobacco smoke in any significant quantity these days without their consent.

      Unless you are a minor and your parents smoke. Then you have no rights.

      Or you work for the wrong employer in a location with minimal smoking regulations.

      Perhaps these qualify as the 'very few cases', but the statement seems like hyperbole given the numbers of people who fit these criteria.

      Regards.

    235. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Especially given the high risk of flying in the past decade...

      Compared to what? Flying is still one of the lowest risk forms of transportation, and one of the safest activities that we regularly participate in. Flying is still much safer than, say, driving a car, especially if we only count your risk of dying of terrorism, and no the normal (and exponentially more common) pilot or mechanical error.

      Your odds are still better for being killed by lightening, than being killed by a terrorist.

      Yes, we need protection, but we need protection in a degree that matches the actual level of threat. Many people think that this crosses that line. Looking at my grandmother naked doesn't really do much to reduce the actual level of threat, though it might make a few people feel safe, and make the government look like it is trying to keep us all safe, protected babes.

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    236. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't realize that Timothy McVeigh and his accomplice were Muslims. Or did you forget that there are just as many domestic terrorists that aren't one of those ebil Muslims?

    237. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Even from the UK, flying to Europe is still a joke compared to other routes. I've been on two holidays abroad in the past couples of years, one to Paris (by Eurostar) and one to Rome (by plane).

      Eurostar: Booked on-line, providing some basic details for both passengers, and went through a basic security and passport check in under five minutes at the terminal before the journey each way.

      Flying: Booked on-line, providing some basic details for both passengers, and then went through several hours of multi-layered security scanning for who-knows-what at Stansted before boarding. Got to Italy, got off the plane, walked past a security guard with a sniffer dog and that was about it. On the way home, went through some basic security checks, where they apologised for making me throw away the suntan lotion I had forgotten to remove from an inside pocket in the pack I was taking on as hand luggage (and threw it into a vast bin containing thousands and thousands of similar sun protection products and 500ml drink bottles). Got back to Stansted, waited for another half hour in a queue to go through passport control, where a stern-looking security guard made an unnecessary show of scanning my passport, while several heavily armed police officers stood around with their guns pointing at people rather than in safe directions.

      Guess which of these options I will be choosing for any future holidays?

      Oh, and count me as another one who would like to visit the US and Japan, but would rather go to other interesting and more welcoming places than put up with being treated as a dangerous criminal the moment I think about booking a ticket.

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    238. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently saw an interview with an El Al security official and he said all this invasive scanning technology was ineffective. Their approach is to briefly interview every single person who goes on a plane. It seems their approach is far more effective than ours because terrorists continue to get through our security measures, but not through theirs. Sure, they have fewer flights and less people, but they are surrounded by people who really, really hate them. This technology does not make us safer, it just makes us less free.

    239. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to remember what part of the Constitution that falls under.

      Perhaps you should try to remember what country London and Manchester are in.

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    240. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by totallyarb · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but for my money the Fourth Amendment won't be any help to you Americans either. The authorities will argue that since the search is not mandatory (you have the alternative of not getting on the plane), and since you know at the time of purchasing your ticket that you may be scanned, your purchase of the ticket represents tacit consent to be searched, and the search is therefore not unreasonable.

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    241. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our wonderful all powerful governments

      ? This should be familiar to Americans:

      "...certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,..."

      Basically, the constitution gives every American the right to, uhmn well, the current government would probably call them: terrorists.

    242. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      The right I was referring to is the right to be free of unreasonable searches and seizures.

      I seriously doubt that right requires anything more than the government proving that an alternative method exist. Like (jokingly) a bike shop next to the airport and a canoo shop at the atlantic coast ...

      Personally I think that if they say, "don't want to be searched ? don't fly" that will be enough.

    243. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, another obvious flaw in the security procedures. You are actually allowed to take up to 100ml of liquid onto the plane anyway, the theory being that 100ml is not enough liquid explosive to blow anything up. Unfortunately it's 100ml /per person/ so a group of five people can bring half a litre on-board.

      That is assuming that the limits are actually enforced of course. I have (accidentally) taken more than that onto a plane before. Even if you do get caught all they do is take it off you and throw it in a big pile of other confiscated items. You are then free to try again and again until you get past them.

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    244. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, why bother with the body scanner? Just require everyone to fly completely nude.

      I find your idea quite intriguing. How do I subscribe to your newsletter?

    245. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by harl · · Score: 1

      Yes that's the classic work around by government.

      Did you have anything related to my question?

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    246. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Sheafification · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, strong profiling by overly targeting a group, Muslims for example, actually makes searching LESS effective than random selection. People who seem to be Muslim but are not terrorists, like the grand-parent poster, get searched almost every time. Searches become very ineffective because we search the same innocent people over and over and over again.

      The optimal method is a form of weak profiling, where a Muslim would be targeted for searches with a probability slightly higher than a non-Muslim. This way searches get spread out among people we haven't already checked. You can read technical details here [PDF].

    247. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      If the concern is about privacy, then the suggestion should be to mask the face in the scans, not the junk. Very few people go around recognizing other people by their junk.

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    248. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by boethius78 · · Score: 1

      Or you prefer to have your bits felt by some sweaty minimum wage security guard, and the risk of having to endure a full body cavity search on the whim of "that guy looks suspicious" ?

      I'm honestly not sure I prefer one over the other, I just don't see the point of spending money on expensive scanners that can't detect a bomb inserted into a body cavity. I guess if it makes people feel safer, it's not that important whether it works. As a side note, I'm actually quite surprised that bin Laden can't find anyone more technically able to try and take down a plane. Does this mean the more capable attempts tend to get caught by surveillance etc, or were Richard Reid and Pantsman the creme de la creme?

    249. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      Especially given the high risk of flying in the past decade we should be glad to IMPROVE airport security ...

      Citation needed. Taking a look at Wikipedia's article on air safety, we find:

      The fatal incident rate has declined steadily ever since, and, since 1997 the number of fatal air accidents has been no more than 1 for every 2,000,000,000 person-miles flown (e.g., 100 people flying a plane for 1,000 miles (1,600 km) counts as 100,000 person-miles, making it comparable with methods of transportation with different numbers of passengers, such as one person driving a car for 100,000 miles (160,000 km), which is also 100,000 person-miles), making it one of the safest modes of transportation, as measured by distance traveled.

      and the article gives statistics comparing different modes of transportation.

    250. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what, pray tell, do you do if you're transsexual?

    251. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not a Muslim. I have never been a Muslim. I don't even believe in god. Why should I have my dignity literally stripped away because of your irrational fear of Islamic terrorists?

      I'm afraid your pants-wetting antics are not justification for taking away my freedom and dignity.

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    252. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Note that not one airline passenger has lost his life to terrorism since 9/11. In fact, not one life was lost due to terrorism on American soil since 9/11.

      I posit that had we done nothing whatever, there still would not have been any terrorist deaths on American soil. I'll also bet that should they get a chance to hit us again, airplanes won't play any part in it at all.

    253. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It seems to depend on which country you are coming from a lot. I almost always get checked flying out of Heathrow but never when I come back from Japan. There is never even anyone on the customs desk. I suppose they think Japan is a safe country and they don't have to worry about people smuggling drugs or other illegal items back from there. Presumably they forgot about all the knives, swords and replica hand guns you can buy over there.

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    254. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by n0tWorthy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      America: No longer free, no longer brave.
      A sad time to be American IMHO.

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    255. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear hear. . Readining Genesis (literal or as a fable) we see that nakedness has long been seen as something shameful.

      After they ate the forbidden fruit, the first things Adam and Eve realised was that they were naked and thusly covered their shame.

      I have always read this story to be one about Humanity. Where we are in the world, and what is important to us. (Domination, Curiosity, Knoweldge, Imperfection, Temptation)

      One by one we have had our dignity taken away. Removing the Original Shame - what the writers of this book wanted to convey as the first thing we realised was wrong once our intellignece was enlightned, is like removing a bit of our humanity.

    256. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I assume this is because white people who convert to Islam are the most likely to be radicalised in the eyes of the security people.

      Look, in the last 10 years, there's been 9/11, the London and Europe train bombings, and the "set his balls on fire" man ... all done by Muslims in the name of Islam.

      Exactly *which* demographic should the security guards be looking at ? Over 65 year old Mormons ?

      It's not radicalisation, it's just common fucking sense ... target the ones who are more likely to be terrorists, rather than wasting even more of everyone else's time in the name of "fairness".

      I see a different angle: of all the Muslims, or people with Islamic last names, who have flown on aeroplanes in the last 10 years, how many of them have committed a terrorist act in the process? If you profile against that demographic, I bet the ratio of innocent people who fall into that category of ethnic heritage versus people within that subset who turn out to be actual terrorists will show that all you're doing is wasting a specific demographic's time. If you can only think of two flying-related examples over a period of 10 years, strictly going by the numbers you're likely to get a conclusion that terrorists statistically don't exist.

      However, if you still think it's common sense to waste time based on ethnicity instead of wasting time comprehensively, why waste time at all? It's ridiculous to assert that security screening is needed, but it's acceptable to set protocols based off assumptions from a limited set of past data that inherently doesn't account for threat changes in the future. If strong security is truly needed, why weaken it by applying it selectively (for your increased convenience)?

    257. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They say they cannot store images except in a debug mode, which airport staff cannot enable.

      I heard something about training mode, but I'm sure all you need to enable either will be a supervisor password. Of course it will be kept secure - which by UK government standard SEC-80770-CK5 means it's written on a post it note stuck under the console.

      If they lied about that, what else did they lie about? The public would be enraged quickly.

      I would answer that, but I need to go down the offy to buy 27 bottles of Diamond White before "I've got a celebrity dancing in my country attic while cooking my toughest brother" starts.

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    258. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by careykohl · · Score: 1

      I am curious... do these trips often start with putting a small piece of paper that have a picture of Spongebob on them on your tongue first?

    259. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by DaveGod · · Score: 1

      The intelligence services have apparently done quite well, and we usually don't know much or anything about their successes. This is perhaps their biggest weakness, the better they do the less politicians can be seen to be "doing something". Not that I wish to imply politicians would deliberately weaken intelligence, but rather that they rely on intelligence for effect while also implementing ineffective and annoying measures simply because they are publicly visible.

      Personally I feel most vulnerable in the security lines.
      - Large room very densely populated with people,
      - many people are fidgeting with baggage/clothing e.g. taking of belts & emptying pockets
      - accessible prior to going through any security at all,
      - strong political message

      The downside however is these security measures are a good propaganda tool for terrorists. Going through them is a non-stop reminder of terrorism and how frightened of it we/the government is. But for watching the news and enduring security measures I would very rarely think about terrorism.

    260. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Beerdood · · Score: 1

      What high risk?

      How many people have died thanks to terrorist incidents on aircraft in the last decade? How many people hove flown in aircraft? Divide the first number by the second to get the risk and you'll see it's a very small number indeed.

      Unfortunately, this is just the kind of data that airport and security officials will use to justify the excessive searching. "The number of people that have died as a result of terrorist incidents has significantly dropped since 2001, we'd like to think it's because of the increased security in the airports".

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    261. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Your best bet is to ban education and close libraries, and well, the internet is right out.

      - what passes for education at this point is not much different from no education at all, and libraries will be gone once RIAA/MPAA are through with us. The internet is already censored in many places, more of that will come later.

    262. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 1

      a fear of nakedness can never be an excuse for less security.

      In your opinion, what can be an excuse for less security? Surely there is a limit; what do you think should this limit be?

      While I can't offer the opinion of the poster you are replying to, I can suggest what I think is a pretty good excuse for less security: cost, privacy, along with a realistic assessment of what the actual danger to airline customers from terrorists really is. When something like the Christmas Day pants-fire incident happens, I don't think it's cynical to say that a political response in airline security is inevitable, regardless of whether or not there was any real threat that the plane might have crashed.

      I'm not saying there was or wasn't in that case. However, the cost of increased security measures and the extent to which they invade travellers' privacy can definitely be an excuse for not increasing security, if the extent of the increase is proportional as a political response, not as a security response.

    263. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      However, I believe that crash actually helps make your point. Let's expand the time line from your article to the present. We now have about 130,000 people dead in the USA from car crashes and 50 from airline crashes. There were some smaller crashes (the global list of all crashes is here http://www.planecrashinfo.com/ but it doesn't change the point. The ratio is truly stunning.

      - more importantly, none of the airplane deaths in the US in the past 9 years had anything to do with airplanes.

      A couple of failed attempts happened, but were stopped by passengers and crew members, no thanks to TSA.

    264. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I have brought this exact point up several times on the TSA blog. Admittedly, it would make about as much of a difference to bring it up to the floor tiles in one of the ogan airport bathroom, as they seem to show more signs of intelligent life than the Transportation Security Theater Administration.

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    265. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      You're alright, you're just following the Bush doctrine (you should know what that is, unless you are part of Palin's family. Which by the way, if you are, can you go back and double-tap, please?)

    266. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 1

      Privacy is a civil right. Flying is an activity, a means of travel. A scenario. However, the civil rights of Americans are protected in many different opt-in scenarios and activities, and the same goes for plenty of other countries as well (all to different extents). When travelling on the bus, for example, I somehow doubt even a police officer can search your person without probably cause (the important part being that probable cause is not already implied by your presence on the bus).

    267. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when you consider central london to zone 6 can take *90 minutes* on the train (last night for me), let alone crossing from one side to the other, it makes the eurostar look even better. Except when six trains go into the tunnel and none come out the other side (idiots!).

    268. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I simply don't buy it. I don't care if this "feels" less invasive. Its still my privacy going away, for what I see as no benefit to anyone, not even myself as a flyer.

      I've been thinking, why not focus on making planes harder to crash instead? Just think, if the underpants "bomber" had not managed to smuggle aboard that could have so easily crashed the plane, and instead had set off something that had no real chance of causing key damage. Then, feeling good about flight safety, we wouldn't have need for these enhanced body scanners.

      I'm being a little sarcastic there, but in all seriousness, what how vulnerable are these planes, with the pilots now locked in the cockpit? If the only real threat is in the area of punching a hole in the cabin and causing violent decompression, there must be real limits to how much explosive force can be brought on a plane through traditional security measures. How does that compare against the real limits to how much a plane's cabin can be reinforced? Obviously "armoured" planes would use much more fuel, but maybe people would pay more to avoid the intrusion?

         

    269. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 1

      How long before someone blows a train or two and the same security theater takes place on train stations? What comes after that - schools, theaters, shopping malls, churches....face it, the terrorist assholes won, because our collective stupidity, hysterical media and gutless politicians did 95% of the job.

      The same security theatre will never take place for trains as it has for air travel. I think people feel safer on the ground, and they've never seen a train destroy two skyscrapers full of thousands of people. On the ground, accidents happen, violent crime happens, and it's been that way for as long as anyone can remember. I don't think people will ever be as fearful about their security with any means of travel as they do with flying.

    270. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 1

      So they spend millions preventing a rare event, yet allow sale of tobacco that kills millions a year.

      Speaking of which, I wonder if the TSA rules still let air travellers carry lighters and matches onto flights, so they will be able to smoke in the designated smoking areas during layovers and such. I remember sometime after 9/11 when I was flying a fair bit, fingernail clippers had been banned but a person could still carry up to 2 lighters and 3 matchbooks, or something like that.

    271. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that I do not stop at the gas station and ask for a guy to blow me up. He decides to hurt me on his own.

      Kinda the definition of personal freedom.....

    272. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by CecilPL · · Score: 1

      Just be glad that being selected for extra screening.is the only thing up with which you have to put.

      If this were 50 years ago you'd be rounded up and sent off to concentration camps, like we did with the Japanese during WWII. You see how civilized we've become?

    273. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      Yeah because all of the sudden the airport is full of pedos wanting to see your naked children.

    274. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I rather be scanned than felt up by some guy that looks like he's hidden his homosexuality through out his career in the military. Don't worry, your pee-pee won't make people laugh.

    275. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by daveime · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm sorry, I thought this thread was about airport security measures, not US domestic terrorism in general. You may be surprised to know that Al Qaida has also targeted trains in UK and Europe.

      Sure, the US has no shortage of homegrown crackpots, I can't imagine why you'd take pride in that as if you'd scored more points at a football game ?

    276. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

      What are the odds that your family will turn out to be terrorists who push you down your basement stairs?

    277. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      For some people, it's their job.

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    278. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Another reason not to fly. Period.

      Seconded. My wife wants a vacation; I told her I'm not going on an airplane until they quit all that "security" crap.

    279. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

      Unless you have family in the military, then the terrorist is much more likely to die at the hands of your family than you are.

    280. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Someone bombing a security line would have about as much psychological effect as a suicide bomber in a market.

      What about a sniper on the street? That almost shut down the north east, and killed relatively few people.

      You are comparing how the US would react to people worldwide. Tens of thousands of parking spaces were removed, and posts installed (maybe more) all for a single act. People didn't "move on" after OKC bombing. And that bomb was used as a reason to make massive changes to buildings of the same type everywhere, making the federal government less accessible. Do the same in an airport, and if the response is similar, no one will be allowed into the airports. They'll have security lines outside, then bomb one of those and air travel will be irreparably damaged.

      I'd even said this before as the best way to damage the US economy. Bomb 5 major airports at the same time, all in the security lines. Pick ones with massive-stupid lines, like Denver, and you'll kill 20-30 and injure hundreds with each act. Wait a week for a response, then do it again, 5 at the same time, and it will show everyone that the security *can't* keep you safe, and every non-regional airline will go out of business (unless the feds step in). If you can pull it off again 5 more days after that, it will cause the destruction of the airline industry even that much faster.

      Bring down the airlines, and you will hurt the US economy when tourism stops, and business meetings are pushed back to phone calls and such. Much more so than just bringing down two buildings.

    281. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Timothy McVeigh was no Muslim, you bigot.

    282. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      IMO that's a good thing.

    283. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      ... and don't mind that my 1,000 lb checked-luggage in the hold was ticking...

    284. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, one of the changes since 9/11 thats been mentioned by a number of experts is, this has been done already BY THE 9/11 HIJACKERS.

      On 9/11 19 guys with boxcutters hijacked 4 planes. 1 person on each "team" had to be a pilot to fly the plane. That leaves 3-4 people per team to control an entire cabin full of full grown adults. How did they do it?

      Certainly nobody wants to get sliced and maybe killed by a guy with a boxcutter. However, it takes more than that to hijack a plane. It takes one other ingredient...it takes the vast majority of passengers believing in a relatively bloodless outcome. Generally either planes got blown up, or hijacked, downed, and eventually a rescue or hostage exchange.

      There was no reason for anyone to resist at all, since everyone believed this would all be sorted out and everyone was going home. By the time the first 3 planes were downed, the ploy had already ceased to work on the 4th plane. The passengers proved the new security model. This particular threat was eliminated and demonstrated to be eliminated when that plane crashed.

      Now as to the point about explosives. I doubt this can be done. Adding weight to reinforce the plane will also help contain anything like an explosion. A good old fashioned firebomb should still do a pretty good job. I have seen pictures of IRA firebombs (so thats going back a few years) that ran off 2 AAA batteries, and the whole device was little more than 1 AAA battery square in flat area. It would be trivial to hide any number of ways... and thats hardly state of the art. (when was the last IRA firebombing?)

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    285. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by centuren · · Score: 1

      Now as to the point about explosives. I doubt this can be done. Adding weight to reinforce the plane will also help contain anything like an explosion. A good old fashioned firebomb should still do a pretty good job. I have seen pictures of IRA firebombs (so thats going back a few years) that ran off 2 AAA batteries, and the whole device was little more than 1 AAA battery square in flat area. It would be trivial to hide any number of ways... and thats hardly state of the art. (when was the last IRA firebombing?)

      You don't actually have to stop or contain the explosion, though, you just have to keep it from breaking the plane apart. A firebomb might kill a lot of passengers, but so might someone on a crowded bus with a gun. The question is, can planes be designed to suffer an explosion inside the cabin, limited by what can be reasonably smuggled aboard, and still leave the pilots with reasonable control (enough say, to avoid crashing in a population centre, or even land).

    286. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Threni · · Score: 1

      I flew to Atlanta from Heathrow (terminal 4) last year. I flew club class - it was sweet. It wasn't quite as sweet flying back because, despite Altanta being Delta's international headquarters, the food sucked and the people serving the free drinks made it very clear with their sniffy attitude and indifferent service that they expected tips. Tips for free drinks! It would be cheaper (and more honest) to charge for the drinks in the first place.

    287. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by psithurism · · Score: 1

      whats the big deal...stop raising nakedness onto such a high pedestal

      Oh, I don't care about that whatsoever; I wander around the mens locker room with a bunch of naked guys and their kids at the gym. I have a feeling I'm not the only one who doesn't care. However, I'm not a fan of the security theater. I try to get people riled up and on my side with things that set me off like "intolerable inconvenience" and "wasted taxes" and nobody cares. Then some one says "naked" and everyone's all upset!

      Well in that case: NAKED! There gonna make you NAKED! Exposed GENITALS! LUDENESS! PENIS SIZE isssues! KIDDY PORN! Did I mention NAKED?! Down with the security theater; it makes NAKED!

    288. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by psithurism · · Score: 1

      ...all done by Muslims...target the ones who are more likely to be terrorists, rather than wasting even more of everyone else's time in the name of "fairness".

      I agree at first glance, but on later thought: "I'm sorry, Mohammed, but this job will require air travel and we just don't want the delays and searches of company equipment you'll entail. We'll have to hire John Smith here even though he's otherwise unqualified."

      Certainly, however, the investigative bodies that should have nabbed the underwear bomber before he even got to the "random" searches can use non-random methods to search out people, but this will easily let the Mohamed I mentioned above be free of selected searches.

    289. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      The thing about that counter-terror stuff is that it worked just fine before all this theatre got introduced. We aren't risking a total breakdown of anti-terror operations if we just rolled the laws back to pre-9/11 levels. The few terror attacks that would happen more would not be that bad compared to the impact of these laws.

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    290. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by psithurism · · Score: 1

      It makes me wonder why the terrorists don't just blow up the people waiting to be scanned instead of trying to get onto the plane.

      It makes me wonder too. Why don't they just blow up a church, mall or something else that infuriates they're crazy sensibilities and is completely insecure. They still go after planes (and rail sometimes). I theorize it's some kind of "see, your security can't stop us." Maybe they have some secret Quran passages in those caves that speak really badly about airplanes, but whatever it is, I don't think they will ever target those lines, no matter how many comments it is suggested in.

      Why haven't we seen any expert analysis on this though?

    291. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Muslims are terrorists because people treat them like terrorists for no reason at all. Yeah... great logic...

    292. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Security guards target people who they *perceive* to be more dangerous. In almost all cases (because terrorists make up a fairly small part of the population) this perception is fueled by their general stereotypes and their own prejudice.

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    293. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by psithurism · · Score: 1

      why bother going for a plane, there are more people waiting in the queues than in any plane.

      SSHHHH!

      If you point that out then we are going to be screened before we can get in line to be screened, and then you'll point out that someone could light their pants on fire in the prescreen line and we'll have to be prescreened to be prescreened to be screened. And then you'll point... just SHHHHH!

    294. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Do the machines even have printers or card readers on them?

      They can't store or transmit an image, and were sold as being unable to store or transmit an image.

      That is, unless you enable "maintenance mode" and they won't disclose how that is done, whether it could be done in general operation, and how one would get images off from maintenance mode. So the machines were sold through a lie (we call that felony fraud, but I must be a liberal because others call that good business).

      Also, if the example images I saw online were to be believed, they aren't going to get "highly detailed" anything. The scanners made everybody look like a putty from Power Rangers.

      And the image I saw, you could count testicles and see how well endowed he was. Oh, and that he was carrying a gun, and the operators could probably tell the make and model of it. I have no idea what you saw, but the images I've seen of it are clear enough to see "stuff" and the only thing blurred was the face.

    295. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it fascinating that so many people seem to think our governments are full of bumbling idiots who just accidentally gave themselves so much more power, and that some angry goat-herders with AKs a million miles away are anything but scapegoats.

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    296. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by mjwx · · Score: 1

      As an Australian, Heathrow is already on my blacklist for long wait times and general incompetence, even if I'm travelling to London I'd rather fly with Air Asia to Stanstead. Given the fact that Air Asia hasn't changed their seating to the 3x3x3 narrow style on their A340's and even with the cost of baggage/meals/drinks and so forth they are still at least A$500 cheaper then a premium airline. Plus the Malay trolley dollies are far nicer (looks and attitude) then the grumpy QANTAS/BA staff.

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    297. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

      And after not seeing the gf for a month, with the commensurate "heightened genital state", there is even reason to be proud at the full-body scanner.

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    298. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Then you should be happy about these body scanners... they sure make the process much more swift, and you don't need to worry about being randomly selected for a lengthy pat-down when you're already running late for your flight. Terrorists do exist, and sure you can say "they won" because of what airport security is turning into, but guess what... they'd win even more if airport security wasn't this strict.

      Do you really believe this or are you just trolling?

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    299. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Article dated 2009-01-11. A small transposition of numbers and the more astute amongst you will see that this is an Illuminati trick to disguise the real perpetrators..

    300. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by robot256 · · Score: 1

      Since when is discrimination justified by statistics? I thought it was illegal to, say, arrest a black man on the street just because "most criminals are black" (I didn't say it was uncommon, just illegal.) We're doing the same thing by singling out Muslims--even famous ones--and treating them as terrorists every time they step aboard a plane. I hope you realize just how many core American values we have violated in the so-called "war on terror" and what morons that made us look like to everyone else. Including the terrorists.

    301. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You also have the right not to fly.

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    302. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Don't tell anyone, but if you fly out of very small, regional airports, it's a cakewalk. Really.
       
      My local one here has 8 terminals, and a microbrewery/pub past security. The longest wait in line I had there was 30 minutes, just before christmas, after the Uni here had just let out. Flying out on a random Tuesday you'll be faced with an intimidating 8 screeners, with a dozen people ahead of you in line. You'll dump your stuff into bins, step through the metal detector, and if you qualify for "extra screening", they'll pat under your arms and your belly and lower back. That's it. Once my shit hits the conveyor belt, I haven't been in line more than 5 minutes, including the time it takes me to tie my shoes.
       
      Then you'll get to sit and drink some amazing beer until your flight is boarding. And no, you don't have to wander out of the bar until 5 minutes before flight-time. That's the furthest terminal from the bar.
       
      Once through that rigorous security, you're home free. All your flights to major hubs occur past security, so you never have to do the "real" security that happens at them.
       
      Really, flying out of a major hub is a bit less expensive, but is a royal pain in the ass. Fuck the extra $70 - I'll pay that to avoid a rectal exam. I fly from tiny regional airports, into tiny regional airports. The people there are friendly, the security is lax, and there aren't lines to speak of.
       
      Is this a horrible flaw in security? Yes indeed. Will I continue to take advantage of it? Hell yes!

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    303. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hazem · · Score: 1

      Also this scanning technology doesn't only work at airports. It works exactly the same at train stations. If people stop using planes and go back to trains then they'll just move the scanners over to the train station.

      While there's certainly lots of great government money for the sellers of these machines, they won't be as useful for trains. It's much easier to disable a train by damaging the tracks ahead of it rather than trying to blow it up. So if you're intent on taking out a train, why bother with the risk of trying to get on-board with a bomb when there's thousands of miles of tracks with much easier and anonymous access.

    304. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by richlv · · Score: 1

      I just expect the viewer to be under active scrutinty, including an electro-encephalogram proving they're not aroused at all: let's make the police afraid of their own weapons instead of whinning about the antiterrorism: we know they won't stop it.

      So, look good naked and scan every scanner operator's brain waves.

      that's lame. instead, put up a display so that everybody passing through the scanner can see the viewer through the exactly same scanner !

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    305. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not fair due to a professional driver being involved & the large number of people per trip.

      Comparing it to buses might be better. To compare to cars, take the number of people dead due to vehicles and divide by the number of trips made on average per year by all cars. Then take the number of people dead due to airplanes and divide by the number of flights made on average. Suddenly not so clear cut. Even that is not fair since one fatality on an airplane is accompanied by a lot of others. Their's really no great way to compare the two because they service completely different market segments.

    306. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Xest · · Score: 1

      "Sad times if you live under an oppressive regime, like China, States, or UK. Or a corrupt Eastern European country. There are plenty of quite easy going countries out there still."

      Like which? Most of Europe is no better than the UK, the exceptions are Scandianavian nations, but even they're beginning to falter, as are non-European nations like New Zealand and Australia and to a lesser extent Canada.

      I do not believe there is a single country in the "West" now that is more liberal, and less oppresive than it was 10 to 20 years ago.

    307. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by st0nes · · Score: 1

      Up until they passed the smoking ban in restaurants (at least in philadelphia) anytiem I would go to a restaurant/bar/club I would be exposed against my consent.

      I am a nonsmoker but whenever we go to a restaurant we ask to be seated in the smoking area. Why? Because the law says no one under 18 is permitted in the smoking area and we find cigarette smoke in these well-ventilated areas a lot less obnoxious than the screaming brats outside.

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    308. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Teun · · Score: 1

      Especially in the case of the Brits and Americans I'd have some worries about the last issue.

      OK, so you're Dutch. Am I to believe that you prefer Dutch people to look at travelers naked? Why exactly is that?

      I mean the US and UK have some rather lax laws regarding the holding of data and what can be done with it.
      The chance of the pictures being stored for spurious reasons and then getting 'lost' are especially in the UK almost predictable.

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    309. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Jaseoldboss · · Score: 1

      You forgot the new London Oxford Airport

      (ok it's not really new, just renamed)

    310. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by iainl · · Score: 1

      All Governments limit freedom. This isn't, inherently, a Bad Thing - I'm rather glad they limit the freedom of people to shoot me in the face, for example. But if my freedoms are going to be limited, I'd like it to be for a good reason. Taking millions of taxpayer pounds and my freedom to travel without having my 5-year-old's genitalia examined by some random stranger doesn't get repaid with a significantly warm and cuddly feeling this will stop any seriously likely terrorist threat.

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    311. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Another reason not to fly. Period.

      I know it's different in the US, where a lot of people fly around their own country, but in the UK (and Europe), as a rule you only really fly because the alternative is ridiculously slow and/or expensive. There's not really much of a choice. If I'm going to Spain or somewhere for a holiday, it's a three hour flight as against an overnight sea crossing/absurdly long drive at the other end.

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    312. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by dedwards60 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Your are not the only person to stop flying. After two appauling customes experiences in teh US and the UK I decided to never fly again for pleasure. Granted this is a difficult thing to follow through in the UK but I am someone who has not flown for 5 years who previously took three or four holiday flights a year. The more extraordinary 'security' measures taken by UK 'autorities' the more people will decide this is the response for them. Makes you wonder if this is part of a conspiracy to stop us flying, because they surely cant be stupid enough to think these measures are a proportionate (or even effective) response to the tiny terrorist threat we face.

    313. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      MY short and easy answer is no.

      Thats because there is no limit what you can bring on board. Its simply a limit on what you can bring past the checkpoint in as a single person. You and three friends can bring on three four the limit. If you choose the right paths of connecting flights and layovers, a relatively small group could smuggle a fair amount on... and then take off on different paths to leave one person to use the final result.

      They haven't reduced the feasible size of the device unless you believe that it takes more mental prowess to do basic algebra and travel logistics than it does to produce explosives.... and have no remote hope of ever doing so. Its security theater plain and simple.

      -Steve

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    314. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by pydev · · Score: 1

      I mean the US and UK have some rather lax laws regarding the holding of data and what can be done with it.

      When it comes to government (which applies here), US data protection laws are generally stronger than European ones. But they mainly protect US citizens.

    315. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by RegularFry · · Score: 1

      While I agree completely, the logic is not to stop the plot at the gate. The idea is to force anyone who wants to play pop-goes-the-jumbo to use a method that won't be detected; in theory that means that either they won't bother (in which case yay! it worked! but we don't and can't know about it) or they'll have to use a method that's cobbled together and unreliable (in which case some dolt sets their pants on fire and the world laughs).

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    316. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by s0l1dsnak3123 · · Score: 0

      The Job title "priest" has become too well known to the public as a way to satisfy those hungry for our little ones... time to make a new job in which parents can put trust into!

    317. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by twitchingbug · · Score: 1

      You need more numbers before you can confirm your conclusion. You need to know the # of deaths per hour of driving/flying. Simply having the absolute results without context doesn't mean much.

    318. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1. He didn't remove the jacket, the sides flapped out and thus weren't penetrated by his body radiation, i.e. stuff in his jacket pockets was undetectable.
      2. He only did a frontal, no sideways, scan.
      3. That's a passive IR scanner, not an active electromagnetic wave scanner as concerns TFA.

      Basically, this is OT. But I agree with the general message: no system is perfect, and if we have to take a loss of n^10 privacy/civil rights to attain n security, then fuck it.

    319. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Mike_EE_U_of_I · · Score: 1

      - more importantly, none of the airplane deaths in the US in the past 9 years had anything to do with airplanes.

      What about the Colgan crash last year? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colgan_Air_Flight_3407

    320. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      sorry, meant to say 'with terrorists', not with 'airplanes' obviously.

    321. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      The fourth plane was hijacked by four men with knives, who held it for a long time before a large group of passengers attacked them...

      If this happened now thanks to the door the pilot will be flying the plane to the nearest airport, where the armed response team will be waiting, the passengers will be waiting for this to happen since there is no imminent danger to all of them

      How many hijackings of US planes were there before 9/11 very few, since none

      The terrorists however have tried to blow up several, just like they have tried before, the passengers cannot do anything against this ...

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    322. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ... but ...

      It's because the steps we're taking are working!

        (and if there were an incident, we'd just have to enact more restrictions!)

       
      Homer: Not a bear in sight. The "Bear Patrol" is working like a charm!

      Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.

      Homer: [uncomprehendingly] Thanks, honey.

      Lisa: By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.

      Homer: Hmm. How does it work?

      Lisa: It doesn't work; it's just a stupid rock!

      Homer: Uh-huh.

      Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you?

      Homer: (pause) Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

    323. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hughk · · Score: 1

      The TGV to Munich can't go at full-speed. Only parts of Germany's rail network can take high-speed trains at full speed. Last time I looked it was something a little over six hours. However if the lines were upgraded that time could be halved.

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    324. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hughk · · Score: 1

      I lived and worked in the UK for a while - by comparison DB is pretty good.

      Some routes are fully upgraded like Frankfurt airport to Cologne but others are not.

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    325. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hughk · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately many companies have relocated from the centre to the outside of the city so the Hauptbahnhof isn't always so convenient. At a job I did in Munich, the office was situated almost equidistant between the airport and the bahnhof.

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    326. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by hughk · · Score: 1

      Planes are seen to be more of a target than a train - when there is a crash, there are fatalities but generally not everyone. Also, there is psychology and trains aren't considered to be such a target i.e., the idea that important people go in planes not trains.

      That's not to say that trains don't get attacked - think Madrid or London, but it happens less often even if they are a more obvious/available target.

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    327. Re:Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by harl · · Score: 1

      My point is that if people shift from planes to trains because planes are seen as more of a target then trains will be seen as more of a target.

      They are a better target. More disruption than planes.

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  2. Really? by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Also, a rule which meant that people under 18 were not allowed to participate in the body scanner trial has been overturned by the government. There is no mention of blurring out the genitals, however reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible.

    Yeahh... That's probably complete bullshit. I can just see British parents dragging their children through scanners that take pictures of their genitals.

    If it is true, I see a precipitous drop in air travel in that country. Screwing with adults and their privacy is one thing, photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Stupid.. I mean what would these pathetic parents rather have, a quick scan of their kids, or be flying with terrorists?

      If they don't like it, don't take your kids on holiday. It really is simple as that.

    2. Re:Really? by lurch_mojoff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Screwing with adults and their privacy is one thing, photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      Yeah, some guy in Australia, I believe, got sentenced to jail for pedophilia because he had pornographic pictures of cartoon characters, but it's OK for government employed perverts to be ogling our kids in the name of "safety". Top grade job UK government, fucking A+.

    3. Re:Really? by Grismar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Both sides of this arguments have entered Ridiculousland a long time ago.

      If we assume that these body scanners actually help in preventing terrorist attacks on airplanes, it's silly to exclude children. Pictures of naked kids are only a problem if there's a reasonable possibility that they will end up in the wrong hands. Also, I doubt these scans have any erotic effect on even the most desperate pedophile except for those with some freaky scanner fetish.

      Surely you don't think x-rays of children in hospitals should be banned? Or pictures of naked kids for medical purposes in files of pediatricians?

      But the other side of the argument is the one making that assumption, that these body scanners will do any good in preventing terrorism. Sure, they may help a bit to prevent all sorts of smuggling and they will prevent people from bringing most weaponry on board. But what's to stop me from implanting some C4, or putting a balloon of liquid explosive in my bladder? Does that mean we'll start x-raying everyone next? Fine, I'll have the bone marrow in my legs replaced with high explosive, don't need it where I'm going anyway, right?

      Terrorists will always find a way to get explosives on planes if they feel they need to. The only thing we can do is remove their reasons for wanting to do so in the first place.

    4. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Children are exempt from scanning, according to a new item on the BBC a few weeks ago.

    5. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How many international flights have there been globally the last 10 years?

      How many terrorist attacks have there been on international flights during the same time frame?

      How does the number of pedophiles convicted globally during the same time frame relate to the number of terrorist attacks?

      What have the highest likelihood of occurring; you and your children being on the same flight as a terrorist pulling of an (successful) attack, or images of your children being naked ending up in some scan operating pedo's possession?

    6. Re:Really? by ghjm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not the choice. The choice is a "quick" scan of their kids genitals and a 0.000001% chance of flying with terrorists, or no scan and a 0.00001% chance of flying with terrorists. It's really a no-brainer.

      Seriously, we've never had genital scanners before and airplanes have been remarkably safe. In 2001, including all the 9/11 casualties both on the planes and on the ground and also the unrelated AA 587 crash, the rate was one death per 250 million passenger-miles.

      According to the NTSB, the US fatal highway accident rate is 1.3 deaths per 100 million vehicle-miles, with an average of 1.6 occupants. By my math this comes to about two deaths per 250 million passenger-miles, double the risk of flying in 2001, which was already eight times higher than the risk of flying in a typical year. (I don't have equivalent figures for the UK.)

      Should we install genital scanners at highway entrances?

    7. Re:Really? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is it worse for kids to be forced through this scanner than it would be for adults? I'm not saying it's a good thing, on the contrary, but I fail to see the "next level shit" distinction in case of children.
      But then, I remember a time when such pictures would hardly draw any comment, and could commonly be seen in family photo albums. That was before we were somehow conditioned to believe that we were dealing with a lot more than just the handful of sick deviants that is actually out there, and before we got used to explode in a combination of outrage, embarrasment and disgust whenever we are confronted with such images, however innocent and regardless of context.

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    8. Re:Really? by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Back in they day before the Wave of Pedo Fear, actual nekkid babbies running about the house were pretty common. Of course, that was before we discovered that genital representation has a huge blast radius and turns all nearby adults into baby boffers, just as bare ankles uncontrollably arouse men.

      I'd go on, but have ASCII pron requiring fappage...

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    9. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could I line my junk with aluminium foil?

    10. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DerkaDerkaDerkaJihad! DerkaMohommadDerkaDerka, derkadeka Willy!! DerkaDerkaAllaha

    11. Re:Really? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      but I fail to see the "next level shit" distinction in case of children.

      You obviously aren't familiar with the ongoing paedophile hysteria in Britain. They're fucking insane about it. It's actually kind of a sick hangup they have... paging Dr. Freud indeed.

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    12. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who believes those photoshopped "examples" of photos from the scanners are real is an idiot. Do you really think those aren't photoshopped to seem "more presentable" to the sheeple to convince them to give up their privacy and freedom? The scans that they perform with these machines are clear as fucking day. They alter the color and blur out some thing when distributing them to the media so people won't freak out about what these minimum wage wand-monkeys are really seeing. And how long until the first photograph (probably of a famous person) showing up nude in one of these machines is spread all over the internet by a "oh so holy and sacred airport screener person"?

    13. Re:Really? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The choice is a "quick" scan of their kids genitals and a 0.000001% chance of flying with terrorists, or no scan and exactly the same chance of flying with terrorists.

      Fixed that for you.

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    14. Re:Really? by the_fat_kid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Pictures of naked kids are only a problem if there's a reasonable possibility that they will end up in the wrong hands"
      "Surely you don't think x-rays of children in hospitals should be banned? Or pictures of naked kids for medical purposes in files of pediatricians?"

      Did you really just equate My child's DOCTOR with some TSA (or what ever they call them in England) screener?
      Are you ok with the Greeter at the entrance to Wall-Mart seeing your child naked?
      How about the taxi driver?
      Clearly, for this thing to work, they need to see your genitals.
      Why then don't they have a strip search?
      Quick, effective, cheap, and doesn't expose you to an x-ray. what could be better?
      and it's not like "the wrong people" are going to see you naked...

      these scanners are terrorism.
      remember when it was pleasant to fly?
      never again citizen.

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    15. Re:Really? by addsalt · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Surely you don't think x-rays of children in hospitals should be banned? Or pictures of naked kids for medical purposes in files of pediatricians?

      I think where you went wrong in your argument is when you equated trained and licensed medical doctors to the savvy motivated airport security personnel...

    16. Re:Really? by IBBoard · · Score: 1

      They're body scanners, not genital scanners. Unless you're one big genital then you needn't worry about the focus being genitals. If they need to take an x-ray of your hip (or, heaven forbid, a child's hip) for medical reasons, do you complain that genitals will show up as a silhouette in that as well?

      Not that any of this makes a difference really - if you're intent on dying while blowing up a plane then you're going to have nothing against consuming or implanting the explosives so that they don't show up on surface scanners.

      As for highways, I think we need brain scanners more than anything else to stop the idiots who don't know how to drive safely.

    17. Re:Really? by hughk · · Score: 1

      You forgot to factor in the cost of the not particularly useful scanners, extra operating staff and time to scan.

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    18. Re:Really? by ubersoldat2k7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Terrorists will always find a way to get explosives on planes if they feel they need to

      True, and actually, if someone shoves a C4 capsule up their ass, this stupid machines won't detect it. Hell, they can even swallow a complete explosive device and they can't do shit. So, why all the trouble, all the privacy violation? How many terrorist attacks have actually happened against aircrafts? More people die on the road or in aircraft accidents than on terrorist attacks. All this "air security" is complete bullshit, and people are "fine if we're secure". Come on! Two hours to board an stupid airplane is fine? Naked pictures of your child is fine?

      What I find more intriguing is the real reason behind all of this crap. Distract people from real problems? Collapse the air transportation system? Mess with our minds? Totalitarian control?

      I think the famous quote fits perfect here:

      Don't go to England

    19. Re:Really? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say there's a bit of a difference between kids running around naked at home or in the garden than having pictures of them all over teh intarwebs. The latter will happen, given the grade of people employed as airport security.

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    20. Re:Really? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      "Also, I doubt these scans have any erotic effect on even the most desperate pedophile except for those with some freaky scanner fetish."

      I think you badly underestimate how low even the 'least desperate' pedophile is.

      So, while I get your point, starting out with statements about how non-disgusting pedophiles are won't help your cause at all. They are even less effective than trying to say these pictures would never get into the wrong hands or that cops and government officials are never corrupt or greedy.

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    21. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is true, I see a precipitous drop in air travel in that country. Screwing with adults and their privacy is one thing, photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      Idiots like you are the ones who perpetuate the "pedoscare".
      They are NOT photographing naked children! They are using a scanner to see under clothes. They are two COMPLETELY different things.

      Even IF a pedo got a hold of the data, it would be like masturbating to gray cartoon porn.
      Even if you added some skin color, still looks cartoon-ish.

    22. Re:Really? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      Only if you're looking forward to your stay in a secret military prison.

    23. Re:Really? by sznupi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While generally agreeing with you... ...when you use those stats remember they are a bit deceptive. Yes, airplanes have very good safety when expressed as deaths per mile; but not so great when in deaths per journey, which is a more usable metric especially in case of airplanes (since short or long high altitude cruise doesn't make that much of a difference for safety). Generally, when travel by rail or bus is practical, it's also safer.

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    24. Re:Really? by Teun · · Score: 1

      How does the number of pedophiles convicted globally during the same time frame relate to the number of terrorist attacks?

      Wrong question.

      How high is the occurence of paedophiles among scanner operators?
      And even more important, are these scans stored and available to others not connected with security of this flight?

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    25. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Pictures of naked kids are only a problem if there's a reasonable possibility that they will end up in the wrong hands.

      I'd say that's a certainty. Not now, but once this technology makes its way into every airport, throughout the US, Europe and beyond... once there are thousands of security people all over the place it will be much easier for someone to sneak out images.

      >> Also, I doubt these scans have any erotic effect on even the most desperate pedophile except for those with some freaky scanner fetish.

      Given that what the media shows are small "thumbnail" samples and the original image is much higher resolution, it shouldn't be too difficult to create a decent monochrome image using photoshop and some custom filters.

    26. Re:Really? by Civil_Disobedient · · Score: 1

      photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      Yeah, because that's exactly what they're doing. Taking photographs. And then they're putting them in glass and hanging them up on display. And after all the children have been scanned and photographed, they have actual ballots where you have to vote for the sexiest naked child on the plane. The winning child? They're your in-flight meal .

      Get a fucking grip, you loon.

    27. Re:Really? by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      Indeed, but it sounds like you are just making shit up based on "paedophiles are disgusting". Because obviously all paedophiles also have every other fucked up sexual fetish one can get, just because they are paedophiles :/

    28. Re:Really? by rikkards · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You do realize that you can see beads of sweat on these pictures right? They are a little more detailed than what you see on the media releases.
      Also if we had these for 9/11 do you think it would have stopped it? Let's see what did they have to threaten the passengers:
      1. Box cutters: sure a body scanner would have picked this up but so does a metal detector.
      2. Vague threat of bomb onboard: yep body scanner would have done nothing for it. Maybe the guy cleaning the plane is one of the cell?

    29. Re:Really? by Snarf+You · · Score: 1

      they can even swallow a complete explosive device and they can't do shit

      I don't know if "can't do shit" is the appropriate term, but certainly anyone who swallows a complete explosive device will have a hell of a time trying to "do shit" if said device has not been detonated within 48 to 72 hours of ingestion.

    30. Re:Really? by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Also, I doubt these scans have any erotic effect on even the most desperate pedophile except for those with some freaky scanner fetish.

      Oh I'm sure the internet will help you to dig up some of them. (worked with every other absurd fetish already)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

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    31. Re:Really? by PsychoSlashDot · · Score: 1

      Also, a rule which meant that people under 18 were not allowed to participate in the body scanner trial has been overturned by the government. There is no mention of blurring out the genitals, however reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible.

      Yeahh... That's probably complete bullshit. I can just see British parents dragging their children through scanners that take pictures of their genitals.

      If it is true, I see a precipitous drop in air travel in that country. Screwing with adults and their privacy is one thing, photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      I've half a mind to see what would happen if I simply dropped my pants at a security line. "I have nothing to hide and I'm proud of it." They're taking "naked" pictures of me, transmitting them and storing them to places I have no control over. All of this so I earn the right to pay them for access to their transportation device. Yet if I got naked, I'm pretty sure I'd be shot by security. And I'm not even unusually deformed.

      As for the kids thing, it'd be further interesting to have a nudist family do the same. "Hey, if you're already taking pictures of my son's 'member' and looking at it, you might as well do it right."

      Isn't a statistically tiny possibility of being blown up on an airplane better than a statistically guaranteed unpleasant, intrusive, and in fact risky trip past airport security?

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    32. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If we assume that these body scanners actually help in preventing terrorist attacks on airplanes, it's silly to exclude children."

      Watch ladies and gentlemen, it is happening right before your very eyes: this ignorant point of view is how our rights are eroded. It seems harmless enough at first but eventually this ass backwards paranoid thinking aggregates into something very dangerous; a self destructive social mindset where we operate inside the margins instead of looking at the big picture. In terror, we are actually asking our governments to limit our freedoms. Instead of looking at situation as 99.99% safe we are obsessing over that one fluke scenario and wasting resources retooling everything around a 1 in a million event.

      To paraphrase a great man: Those that would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither and will probably lose both.

    33. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't agree more and if terrorism is by definition a method used to strike fear into people, how exactly is this policy of taking pictures of children naked not exactly that?

      What next? Gary Glitter as an airport security guard looking at the screen as your kids go through???

      Lunacy.

    34. Re:Really? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The law covers indecent images of children. They must be engaged in, or appearing to suggest, a sexual act. Photos of naked kids are not illegal, otherwise every parent in the country would be on the sex offender's register. That photo of you in the tin bath when you were two will not get your mum in jail, nor the one when you ran around the garden in the buff because you didn't want to wear powder blue swim shorts.

      The guy you reference was previously convicted of having images which were of children engaged in sexual acts. That is what he was originally convicted for. He was convicted the second time for having cartoons which were of the same type of indecent images of children he had previously been convicted for having. Clearly, this man has a sexual desire to (at least) see children engaged in sexual acts, and was therefore prosecuted.

      Had the man not been convicted before of a similar offence, I'm fairly certain the outcome (and press coverage) would be considerably different.

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    35. Re:Really? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Stale air, powdered egg and soya sausage served luke warm with cutlery so blunt you had to pick up your food, seating next to someone clearly over-proportioned for the room provided, and anywhere down to 28 inches of leg room ( http://www.westernair.co.uk/seatpitch.html ).

      It was never pleasant.

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    36. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pictures of naked kids are only a problem if there's a reasonable possibility that they will end up in the wrong hands

       
      I dare you to say that in front of a school while parents are picking up their kids or a local PTA meeting (Parent Teacher's Association).

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    37. Re:Really? by Nathrael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why isn't "a quick, less-intrusive scan and other, less-indecent security measures" an option? It's not that hard to secure a plane without basically taking nude pictures of people. Place an armed guard or two on every plane (and create some jobs doing so, yay!), use conventional scanners to ensure people don't bring along explosives, and enable the pilot to seal the cockpit from the inside so that in case of an extremely unlikely, but possible terrorist take-over he can still land safely.

      Actually, after 9/11, I'm not even sure if the armed guards would be necessary. 9/11 "worked" because people thought that cooperation with the hijackers would allow them to make it out alive. Now, things have changed - I'm pretty sure the passengers of a plane won't just sit by and wait until they crash into the Pentagon in case of another hijack.

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    38. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, there's only one solution. Everyone needs to be naked all the time. It's the only way to be sure.

    39. Re:Really? by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yep, as you said that was a few weeks ago, now sanity has returned.

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    40. Re:Really? by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

      I'm fully expecting that some of those pictures will find their way on the internet. It will be interesting to see the people who pushed for those machines in the first place try to explain themselves.

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    41. Re:Really? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Terrorists will always find a way to get explosives on planes if they feel they need to.

      Why bother? Thanks to security theatre, they can now simply blow themselves up in the scanner queue, which will kill the hundred or so people packed in there, will probably shut down the entire airport, and will cause the government to rape us even harder than before.

    42. Re:Really? by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

      Air travel has a damn-near impeccable safety record in terms of deaths-per-flight. Better than most hospitals do in terms of deaths-per-ER-visit. Seriously, you're significantly more likely to die as a result of going to the hospital (improper sterilisation, exposure to pathogens, and surgical foulups) than you are because you decided to fly. I've lost track of where I found the numbers, but I'm sure it's readily Googleable.

      Remember kids, just because you hear more about plane crashes and violent homicides doesn't mean that the incidence rate is going up. It's much more rare than it was thirty or forty years ago; we just have better coverage these days.

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    43. Re:Really? by Alcoholist · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to think that George Orwell wasn't that far off the mark.

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    44. Re:Really? by maxume · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that the grade of person working security at airports is smart and motivated enough to overcome the features designed to prevent images from being removed from the device, but scum enough to put those images on the internets?

      (Sure, they could take a photo of the screen, but it is easy enough to not let them have a camera)

      Frankly, I don't envy someone tasked with spending hours and hours studying imagery of 'average' people.

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    45. Re:Really? by optimus2861 · · Score: 1

      Terrorists will always find a way to get explosives on planes if they feel they need to.

      I keep thinking that it's only a matter of time before they figure out they don't need to. Forget defeating the security lineup; just strap on some old-fashioned bombs, walk into said security lineup, and before being searched, blow themselves to hell and take a hundred or so innocents with them. Coordinate that at a few different airports around the world, and watch the entire airline industry collapse overnight.

    46. Re:Really? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much people will be told about these machines though - or whether it will simply be "step through this scanner".

      We won't see the resultant images (AFAIK), we won't see the people who are watching us, and sadly most people won't even realise that a strange man is looking at their children.

    47. Re:Really? by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Had the man not been convicted before of a similar offence, I'm fairly certain the outcome (and press coverage) would be considerably different.

      Oh, you think? Are you willing to step forward and be a test case then, if you're so sure?

      (And "similar" offence? Abusive images are in no way similar.)

    48. Re:Really? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and before anyone points out they are different countries, the UK has recently explicitly brought in a new law that would cover drawings and cartoons (any image, realistic or unrealistic). So the UK Government does have a worrying double standard.

    49. Re:Really? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      A rule which meant under 18s were not allowed to participate in the body scanner trial has been overturned by the government.

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    50. Re:Really? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      If you don't like scannerless airports, don't fly on holiday. It really is as simple as that.

      (And because waiting in a crowded airport queuing with a terr0rist is much better?)

    51. Re:Really? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone's seriously suggesting it should be illegal, the point is about the absurd double standard in the scaremongering that we get from the Government over both these two issues.

      Also, I doubt these scans have any erotic effect on even the most desperate pedophile except for those with some freaky scanner fetish.

      But why are all sorts of obviously unrealistic things being criminalised? How would drawings and cartoons have an effect?

      As for your x-ray argument, don't people (or the parents) have to give consent?

    52. Re:Really? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Uhmm, that's another deceptive statistic. When you go to ER (if that's "deaths-per-ER-visit") there's usually a reason, you know... If looking at "as a result of going to the hospital" (which is a totally different thing!), not only spin is easy (ignoring that patients have some condition already which weakens them, for example), but also that would show more a problem with hospitals than something great with airlines, if only because those activities aren't comparable at all (I'm not saying that airlines aren't very, very safe...just that sonme other modes of transport are safer)

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    53. Re:Really? by spitzig · · Score: 1

      I've seen a couple of these scans. It would be difficult for me to enjoy one. BUT, considering that when I was in high school, I used to get excited by watching Cinemax that was half-static(my parents didn't have Cinemax), I'm sure that plenty of pedophiles would enjoy a child's scan. Some of them are probably as desperate for their porn as I was for mine in high school.

      On the other side of the argument, no security measure is perfect. That doesn't mean you shouldn't make it harder.

    54. Re:Really? by Brian+Ribbon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Pictures of naked kids are only a problem if there's a reasonable possibility that they will end up in the wrong hands."

      So if somebody masturbates to an image of a child, the child is harmed, but if nobody masturbates to the image, the child is not harmed? In the case of the airport scanners, the feeling of one's privacy being breached will be caused by being forced to walk through the scanner. Harm cannot be caused by the sexual interests of the person who views the scan, which are obviously not known to the child. Photographs of children are only harmful if a child was forced into a situation which made him or her feel uncomfortable, and in such a case, the child will be harmed to the same extent regardless of who views the image.

      The moral panic about paedophiles viewing images of children is an adult concern, not a typical child's concern.

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    55. Re:Really? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Did you really just equate My child's DOCTOR with some TSA (or what ever they call them in England) screener?

      The fact that you implicitly trust your child's doctor is all the more reason for pedophiles to become doctors. Why do you think they become priests? "Did you just equate my child's PRIEST with some TSA screener?" Does that sound any worse than what you said?

    56. Re:Really? by Lissajous · · Score: 1

      So you think that only people going on holiday fly? What about those of us that have to travel as part of our jobs?

      And no, teleconferencing will never replace spending serious time face-to-face with customers or partners. It's managed to dramatically slash but not entirely eliminate our carbon budget.

    57. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9/11 "worked" because people thought that cooperation with the hijackers would allow them to make it out alive. Now, things have changed - I'm pretty sure the passengers of a plane won't just sit by and wait until they crash into the Pentagon in case of another hijack.

      And hell, even then 9/11 was only 75% effective from their point. You'd have to be pretty dumb to attempt a hijacking anymore.

    58. Re:Really? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Two things. Firstly, you've missed the point. This could well be for the reason that most of the general public miss the point: Media hype. This guy has been charged for possession of cartoon images of indecent acts involving children. He has been made example of because previously he had been convicted of possession of indecent images of actual children. This is all freely available information, much of it posted on /.

      Secondly, no I absolutely will not be a test case. Firstly, images of cartoon characters having sex are puerile and daft to me, not sexually alluring. If I want that kind of humour, I'll check out some lolcats. This makes me someone who is not the target of this law, so prosecuting me for contravening it is at best moot and achieves nothing.
      Secondly, I'm already involved in issues of child protection in a professional manner. My interest here is to see sane laws which will actually protect children put in place, and idiotic laws repealed. This law is idiotic, for the reason you've implied above: Images of cartoon characters are not images of real people (the allusion to such from your final statement) and as such nobody is harmed by their (cartoon images) creation. However, the guy in Australia has a proven sexual interest in minors. He has already been convicted of such. The press coverage is to illustrate that the law protects children; A loose correlation in this case, but then again that's all the media need to trumpet it from the mountain tops. Note that I didn't say that I agree with the law in my original post, just recounted the facts from the story. I also didn't say that I agreed with the conviction based upon possession of images of non-persons. The difficulty is that there is a correlation between the evidence of both cases: Both involve depictions of a sexual nature which have been deemed illegal by the AUS government. Right now, they did the right thing convicting him. If they want to change that, they can vote on it and get it repealed.

      tl;dr: No, thanks.

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    59. Re:Really? by AGMW · · Score: 1

      ... photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      Sheeez! I take every opportunity to poke fun at the Security Theatre, like the next guy, but really, throw in some bs about asylum seekers and that could be a generic Daily Mail headline!

      The people aren't naked, regardless of whether they are considered children or not
      There is (apparently) no photograph as such, the image appears on a screen and those images are not (AFAIK) stored. At all.
      Children have historically been photographed naked since cameras were first invented (baby on a rug!), and similar pictures painted from well before then.

      The knee-jerk reaction to the over-hyped paedophile threat has done more damage to children and childhood than the paedophiles ever could, and it would seem the over-hyped terrorist threat is just trying to catch up!
      The media's tendency to over-play the risks, for both terrorism and paedophiles, would be funny if it wasn't screwing with the world. The only hope is that now they seem to be running headlong at each other that they may cancel each other out and we can return to a more normal world!

      The funny thing is that in both cases it would seem that otherwise rational people seem unable or unwilling to stand up and be counted and say "NO", but if the law has "children" or "terrorism" in it politicians simply can't vote against it!

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    60. Re:Really? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I think the whole "think of the children" is just a distraction from the main issue. I'm not quite sure why it is horrible to screen somebody who is 6573.5 days old, but it is perfectly fine if they are 6574.5 days old.

      I think the real issue is whether as a society (as decided by the elected representatives) we feel that this is a fair tradeoff of security for invasion of privacy. The problem is that people cannot seem to talk rationally about such things.

      We can't talk rationally about the value of not having our bodies exposed. We can't talk rationally about the value of not having our privacy intruded upon. We can't talk rationally about the value of not having a school kid die in a plane bombing. As a result, we cannot find reasonable tradeoffs between privacy, safety, and cost.

      This means that there is never reasonable political dialog on these topics, and instead bureaucrats just end up making these choices for us.

      I find all of this fairly hypocritical. The average person will go on and on about how you can't put a price on lives (ie they are infinitely valuable), but they own TVs while kids are starving in Africa. The fact is that we ALL put prices on lives, and our choices clearly reflect those prices. This is apparently perfectly socially acceptable, as long as you don't talk about it.

    61. Re:Really? by triplepoint217 · · Score: 1

      People haven't been talking about what the X-Ray dosage from this device is. Quick googling didn't turn up a number, but it has to be nontrivial. You don't even wear a lead shield over your genitals like you do in a medical x ray.

      Methinks unless the number is pretty low I might just tell them to do the actual strip search if it is so important to security. That or stay away from those airports. I hope they don't put it in place in all of the English airports before I get a chance to visit.

    62. Re:Really? by AGMW · · Score: 1

      ... It's not that hard to secure a plane without basically taking nude pictures of people. ...

      Oh come on! Being naked isn't rude! [shakes head]

      You may not like the idea of such a body scanner, and I don't really like the idea myself, but I don't object because some joker gets to see my cock and balls, I object because it will cost a bundle, take yet more time, and have little or no effect in actually stopping terrorism!

      Hence the phrase Security Theatre.

      It's trying to reassure the public that everything that can be done is being done when the media are pretty much trying to convince us all that WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

      An alternative might be to stop the media from being a bunch of fear-mongers instead!

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    63. Re:Really? by Remus+Shepherd · · Score: 1

      Surely you don't think x-rays of children in hospitals should be banned?

      Just a point: X-rays in hospitals look at children's bones. Nothing scandalous to see there. The millimeter wave scanners in airports look through clothes to see children's skin.

      You're comparing apples to toothpicks, here.

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    64. Re:Really? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      This law is idiotic, for the reason you've implied above: Images of cartoon characters are not images of real people (the allusion to such from your final statement) and as such nobody is harmed by their (cartoon images) creation.

      Good, then we agree.

      The difficulty is that there is a correlation between the evidence of both cases

      A single case does not prove a correlation.

      Both involve depictions of a sexual nature which have been deemed illegal by the AUS government. Right now, they did the right thing convicting him.

      Yes, we know it's illegal - that's the point the OP was making, about double standard in laws.

      To get back on topic - what if it turned out that one of the security employees working on these machines was later found to be guilty if possessing abusive images? Imagine the uproar then.

    65. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's all not even considering that, as far as I'm aware, luggage scanners haven't been improved at all, only added a rule about liquids or gels - so now terrorists can't smuggle *anything* onto the plane on their person, but if they can make it non-suspicious-looking they can just stick it in their carry-on and pass right through these body scanners.

    66. Re:Really? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Actually if you should be worried about anyone related to your flight it should be the pilots and the maintenance guys. Errors on their part have killed far more people than terrorists have.

      Anyway, these scanners would not show the type of explosives used by the underpants bomber so it isn't really clear why they are being installed as a reaction to that incident.

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    67. Re:Really? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I know exactly what would happen, as it's happened over here (in the UK). Thanks to Ian Huntley and his wife, "Soft" evidence (Someone once told their wife who knows a man who works for a guy who knows a copper and told him that someone once looked at a child and smiled) is included in CRB checks now. You only have to insinuate that someone once did something remotely similar to the behaviour of a child abuser and it's included in the report.

      I don't know if it made any difference. I guess a future with no incidents of child abuse within the education system will prove them corr... Oh, wait. Nursery worker Vanessa George pleads guilty to sexually abusing children

      I don't know what the solution is. I just know that criminalising cartoons isn't it.

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    68. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, of course the police need the ability to perform random cavity searches.

    69. Re:Really? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Just to spell it out, the difference between a doctor and some low wage security person is that doctors have to undergo years of training and get constant oversight to ensure their professionalism. If they screw up they stand to loose a lot - their job, their medical license, their reputation etc. Security guys get minimal training and have relatively little to loose by taking the odd photo of a naked celebrity or child on their mobile phone and uploading it to the internet.

      There have already been many cased of CCTV operators using their position for a bit of voyeurism. There is no reason to think this will be any different.

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    70. Re:Really? by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Yeahh... That's probably complete bullshit. I can just see British parents dragging their children through scanners that take pictures of their genitals. If it is true, I see a precipitous drop in air travel in that country. Screwing with adults and their privacy is one thing, photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      According to the makers of the systems they do not capture photos/video. Though that doesn't prevent someone from using their telephone to take a picture of the screen...or for some security pedophile (hey i can see pedo's applying for these jobs now) from gawking at the screen, or some security personnel taking bets on genital sizes. Either way, it will end up on the intarweb.

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      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    71. Re:Really? by baKanale · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the big deal over the naked-child-picture-scanners is that the hypocrite bastards insisting we all go through all this security bullshit are the same fuckers who insist on so many other freedom restricting things to "protect the children" and all that crap. I agree, it's logically inconsistent to complain about the stuff they do to fight kiddie porn, then turn around and use those same arguments you decried to fight these intrusive scanners. At the same time, though, it's an even bigger hypocrisy for them to make such a deal about child porn and then, basically, say "It's not child porn if the government does it".

    72. Re:Really? by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      remember when it was pleasant to fly?

      No, I don't actually. Then again, I'm not old enough to remember flying before we already had the multi-hour waits at the airport before you could board the plane and it's only gotten worse as time has gone by. I haven't flown in almost 10 years and I'm glad about that.

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    73. Re:Really? by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      Uh? Your child's doctor isn't the only one to see the pictures. The radiology technicians have to see them too, and you've probably never and will never meet them. Also, why bash on TSA, I've met a pleasant courteous TSA person on about every other plane trip I've ever taken. I'm sure there are some cranky ones, but think about how much bull they have to put up on a daily basis from jackasses and I think I can understand it.

    74. Re:Really? by cheesewire · · Score: 1

      Sure, there is a bit of a difference - they're probably more likely to encounter harm at home than from strangers and/or the possibility of grainy x-ray scatter images from the airport being leaked onto the Internet.

    75. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am suprised that I never hear about radiation safety, especially for small children. There is very little safety information available on the internet. These scanners use electromagentic waves. The medical community if very concerned about the amount of radiation to small children from medical devices. The younger the age, the greater the danger of radiation. Based on the pictures I see, I would be very worried about how much radiation exposure there is. There should always be an optional alternative to exposure to radiation.

    76. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, so it's acceptable for a paedophile to look at these images so long as they don't store them or make them available to others? That's not the case anywhere else, I don't see why this should be an exception..

      Also, what's to say that they won't take snap shots on their mobile phones - it's not like there's no precedent for that kind of thing, and if this guy is (as they suggested on the news a few weeks ago) in a room on his own to "ensure privacy", he's pretty much free to do whatever he wants.

    77. Re:Really? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Yes, but just look at all of the times in history where 8 year olds have hijacked airplanes.

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    78. Re:Really? by harl · · Score: 1

      The line about not storing and transmitting are bullshit.

      The machines have the capability to both store and transmit. Remember all the comments about the pictures being viewed at a remote site. If the machine has these features they will be used. In the event of an incident they'll want to go back and review.

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    79. Re:Really? by green1 · · Score: 1

      Thing is, only one of those professions has a justifiable need to see anyone naked, and that's the doctor, and they need to see the person naked because they can't treat what they can't see.

      I would also be offended if the doctor wanted to see my child naked if they were complaining of a broken arm, I'd expect only that they'd need too see the arm. It's not about WHO is seeing it, it's about WHY they are seeing it. I'd be ok with a complete stranger seeing me naked if they were the one pulling me out of my bed after my house caught fire and I was unconscious from smoke inhalation. but I'm NOT ok with even my doctor seeing me naked just because he wants to.

      There is no need for a TSA screener to see ANYONE naked, in fact it could be argued that there is no need for a TSA screener to even exist. There are many places where someone can do just as much, or more, damage than on an airplane that have no security at all, and nobody claiming it is needed. (when was the last time you were strip-searched to go in to a movie theatre? A concert hall? An office tower? A county fair?)

    80. Re:Really? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Doctors are highly trained and dedicated professionals who have spent the better part of a decade (and vast sums of cash) just becoming qualified enough to be allowed to see a patient at all.

      OTOH, it's fairly trivial to get a job as an airport security goon. Any pervert can easily self-select for that otherwise undesirable job. The demographics for that job will include a tiny minority who actually wanted to be security guards in the airport (rather than police officers) with the vast majority being split between perverts and people who couldn't do any better.

      Remember, there are people out there who find popping balloons to be erotic! The self selection is the problem. There may not be many people who will get a perverse thrill looking at scanner images, but 100% of them will seek out the position and with the low standards, they'll likely get it.

      Meanwhile, as you point out, there's way too many ways around it.

    81. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind naked; I treat all unrelated people under the age of 18 as if they were connected to mains voltage / oxyacetalyne torch.
      If there is one thing the "news of the world" has taught me, it is to never touch a child, even if they are running out in front of a bus or over live rails.

      Actually one did this weekend (looked about 10 years old), and it looked like his heel clipped against the live rail. He didn't die so I assume that section of the track was switched off to save power at that moment (the train was on the far line, this was the near line). Or that trainers are better insulators than I thought (the *top* of the rails are live at DC 750 Volts, unlike New York IIRC).
      But if I had stopped him jumping off the platform onto the tracks, it would have been my problem (potential life sentance for disrespecting a kids wish to avoid waiting an hour for the next train) rather than his (kaboom).
      I assume I am not the only person who now acts this way.

    82. Re:Really? by centuren · · Score: 1

      What I find more intriguing is the real reason behind all of this crap. Distract people from real problems? Collapse the air transportation system? Mess with our minds? Totalitarian control?

      No need to be so dramatic, it's just politics. I think people genuinely are more afraid for their safety while flying (trapped, uncomfortable, incomprehensibly high above the ground, etc). It's can be good politics to play that up (even without any specific goals other than raising poll numbers), and if something does happen like the underpants bomber, it's good politics to attack if your opponent tries to assuage the public's fear with reason rather than respond with visible new security measures.

    83. Re:Really? by centuren · · Score: 1

      Terrorists will always find a way to get explosives on planes if they feel they need to.

      I keep thinking that it's only a matter of time before they figure out they don't need to. Forget defeating the security lineup; just strap on some old-fashioned bombs, walk into said security lineup, and before being searched, blow themselves to hell and take a hundred or so innocents with them. Coordinate that at a few different airports around the world, and watch the entire airline industry collapse overnight.

      Terrorists who do that kind of planning are presently sending people to blow up markets and government buildings in Pakistan and Afghanistan, not to mention soldiers and police. The shoe and underwear bombers are isolated cases with their own circumstances, not part of a comprehensive campaign to attack western targets. We can see the comprehensive campaign waged by extremists against their perceived enemies, because it's killing innocent people every day. Just because the mainstream public doesn't count those attacks as blows against the US doesn't mean that the extremists have the same perspective.

    84. Re:Really? by centuren · · Score: 1

      Why is it worse for kids to be forced through this scanner than it would be for adults?

      Expanding from the naked photos of kids perspective of these scanners, I can't really think of any situation where it's acceptable (or legal) to require an adult to be photographed naked if he or she doesn't wish to be.

    85. Re:Really? by centuren · · Score: 1

      If they need to take an x-ray of your hip (or, heaven forbid, a child's hip) for medical reasons, do you complain that genitals will show up as a silhouette in that as well?

      In this situation, I am well aware of patients privacy laws, and authorised the x-ray after accepting the recommendation that it will be useful to treat what which ails me. I have yet to see comprehensive (and by nature, international) laws concerning rights while travelling, and I don't for a minute accept the claim that body scanners are beneficial to me in the slightest way. As you say, they don't actually make a difference. If I suspect my hip might be broken, I an x-ray will be useful.

    86. Re:Really? by centuren · · Score: 1

      Why isn't "a quick, less-intrusive scan and other, less-indecent security measures" an option? It's not that hard to secure a plane without basically taking nude pictures of people. Place an armed guard or two on every plane (and create some jobs doing so, yay!), use conventional scanners to ensure people don't bring along explosives, and enable the pilot to seal the cockpit from the inside so that in case of an extremely unlikely, but possible terrorist take-over he can still land safely.

      Personally, I'm content with checked baggage scanners, going through a metal detector and being wanded, and running carry-on items through the scanner next to the metal detector. So long as the pilots are sealed in the cockpit, and there's proper security around the plane itself while it's on the ground, no one's managed to do anything scary that I can think of. Note that the key security aspects aren't applied to travellers. Ensure there are no explosives in checked baggage, keep the planes on the ground secure from sabotage, and make sure the pilots are safe and secure. Normal security for passengers, like metal detectors, helps to keep the rest safe from obvious things like getting shot or detonating easily detected explosive devices.

      As for someone with a stomach or colon full of C4, that's the sort of thing that just has to be addressed from the other angle: don't let terrorists get C4, or at least catch them when they waddle out from an area known for terrorist training camps and head toward an airport.

    87. Re:Really? by centuren · · Score: 1

      How does the number of pedophiles convicted globally during the same time frame relate to the number of terrorist attacks?

      Wrong question.

      How high is the occurence of paedophiles among scanner operators?

      And even more important, are these scans stored and available to others not connected with security of this flight?

      I think the initial question is a fair one with a slight change, since I can theorise how the number of pedophiles convicted domestically during the same time frame might be relevant to the number of terrorist attacks.

      If children in your country are being subject to molestation, abduction, rape, and murder in numbers that completely dwarf the number of people affected by foreign terrorist attacks on carried out against domestic targets, then one could reason that your government is being grossly negligent by misallocating the resources meant to protect it's citizens.

    88. Re:Really? by csartanis · · Score: 1

      The only thing we can do is remove their reasons for wanting to do so in the first place.

      Thank you! This is the only way to prevent terrorism. Our current methods of 'war on terror' only serve to create more terrorists.

    89. Re:Really? by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

      Well let me tell you, before you get the hell out of my yard, it was a blast.
      In less than 3 hours I could be a thousand miles away from my house. They would give us drinks, too.
      I'm not so old that I haven't always had to go through a metal detector.
      We were allowed to keep our shoes on, and bring as much shampoo as we wanted.
      Water too. Remember water?

      fuck airports.
      flying? I love flying.
      the airport is what ruined it.
      and I don't even want to know what it's like to fly internationally from here...

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    90. Re:Really? by the_fat_kid · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's fine for them to do this to a group of 45 year old nudists from Indiana.
      I don't like it.
      I will have nothing to do with it. I will not fly.
      That probably will not make a difference but that and complaining on /. are my preferred outlets.

      I have never suggested that you can't put a value on life.
      Call me a bastard but I can value, in US Dollars, a life.
      yours, mine, my child's. They all have different values to me.
      I'll bet that they do to you too.

      did you really just counter "think of the children" with "there are kids starving in Africa"?
      wow.

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    91. Re:Really? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I've half a mind to see what would happen if I simply dropped my pants at a security line.

      I almost got tackled doing that. I had to fly between breaking my ACL and the surgery that corrected that. So I was wearing a brace so I didn't hurt anything else in there. I knew they'd go nuts over me wearing metal under my jeans, so I wore a pair of light athletic shorts under my jeans. When they said "We have to see your brace (and swab it for explosives, but they never tell you the "why" for anything)," I started taking down my pants. The guy said "no no no" and moved to intercept me, but I was too fast. "I'm wearing shorts" and they all looked at me like I was insane. I got swabbed, and they waved me through...

    92. Re:Really? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They said "that can't happen" and so they should be charged with one count of fraud for every person scanned, if any pictures make it into the wild. Any less wouldn't be justice.

    93. Re:Really? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There is (apparently) no photograph as such, the image appears on a screen and those images are not (AFAIK) stored. At all.

      The people selling these lied and said it can't be done. Then they corrected themseves in that it can be done, but only in diagnostics. Then they were asked to add in remote viewing, and it was added in so quickly that it had to already be available in the shipping machines. So they have lied multiple times about whether it can be stored or viewed (and stored) remotely. It is currently confirmed that the devices can store the images themselves, and that they can transmit them to remote terminals with the ability to store them.

      But, apparently, you are taking the word of someone proven to have lied multiple times when they say "but we won't enable that in the one you walk through." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, uh, can't fool me again.

      The knee-jerk reaction to the over-hyped paedophile threat has done more damage to children and childhood than the paedophiles ever could, and it would seem the over-hyped terrorist threat is just trying to catch up!

      The governments are the ones that are going batshit insane about child porn. Whether it's Australia convicting someone for possessing cartoon porn, the US arresting parents for naked pictures of their own children developed at Wal-Mart, or the UK where the "child porn" issue was brought up by the government at they excluded children from the scanner specifically because of that. The people, like myself, just point out that if they would charge someone with possession of child porn for having the picture result from the scanner, then the government defined it as child porn. And, since they put people in jail for cartoons, I can't imagine anyone arguing that they wouldn't put someone in jail for one of these scans. It's the government that brought up all these child porn issues, and those of us pointing out the insanity aren't the over-hypers. That's the politicians. We are just pointing to the emperor and pointing out that he's wearing no clothes. But at least, he won't have to go through the scanner...

    94. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised that the Catholic church isn't protesting this.
      Once word gets out all their priests will be resigning and taking on jobs at airports...

    95. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I completely agree.
      If they are imaging naked kids, then the pedophiles win.
      But if they don't image everyone, then the terrorist win.
      If only we had more rights to give up!

    96. Re:Really? by Mr.+Noob · · Score: 1

      Screwing with adults and their privacy is one thing, photographing naked children is some next level shit to put it bluntly.

      We all know that terrorists are such dedicated family people that they would never use their kids to hide stuff.

    97. Re:Really? by kamochan · · Score: 1

      ...if someone shoves a C4 capsule up their ass, this stupid machines won't detect it.

      I started to laugh, but then didn't.

      At least this will force terrorists to shove C4 up their ass. I wonder what they'll do with the detonator cords.

    98. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hell, they can even swallow a complete explosive device and they can't do shit."

      They don't have to "do shit" after the explosive does it's job. ;)

    99. Re:Really? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Clever, wasn't it? :)

      Hey - I'm not sure I'm a fan of this policy either. I was just saying that the reason that stuff like this happens is that there is no rational dialog about these kinds of things.

      What exactly is the value of privacy, and what exactly is the value of not being killed on your way to wherever? If we assigned values to all of these things and also figured out what the actual risk reduction of the new technology is, then we'd have a pretty rational basis for a decision.

      I tend to agree that this is security theater, but it is hard to say for sure without a real analysis of the impact. Personally, I could care less if somebody wants to stare at my fine physique - dealing with that is more their problem than my problem. I do realize that others might be sensitive about this, and as a result there is a need for a national dialog on these sorts of things...

    100. Re:Really? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Unless the latter prevents the former I fail to see the relevance. By the same logic you're more likely to die in a road accident than by poisoning so it's OK to eat lead.

      Also, if you think the images are anything like the samples I've got a bridge you might want to buy.

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  3. What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you walk through with a hard-on?

    1. Re:What happens by Edisman · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you walk through with a hard-on?

      They make you get off.

    2. Re:What happens by Malc · · Score: 1

      How about writing "Suck this" across your belly with some sort of lead-based paint, with an arrow pointing downwards?

      Or a chastity belt, and try to explain to them that the missus back home has the key. They might let you through out of pity.

    3. Re:What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The goons working in security have a laugh at your expense and photograph the monitor output with their cell phones. Later, they upload it to funnypixxxxx.com.

    4. Re:What happens by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      So what happens to men with permanent penis implants. Will it show as a strange device?

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    5. Re:What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you walk through with a hard-on?

      They make you get off.

      THEN can you request a pat down?

    6. Re:What happens by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      If you walk through with a hard-on?

      The goons working in security have a laugh at your expense

      Maybe in your case, anonymous coward! My precioussss got my goons green with jealousy.

      (as if...)

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    7. Re:What happens by JazzXP · · Score: 1

      You're going to Bangkok?

    8. Re:What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're on slashdot, what need is there for a chastity belt?

    9. Re:What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To keep perverted airport security screeners from molesting your junk.

    10. Re:What happens by Teun · · Score: 1

      They go looking for your little blue pills.

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    11. Re:What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...which is exactly what happens right now with funny x-rays. Nurse sees funny x-ray, nurse takes photo, nurse uploads it to Facebook while still on shift. Lulz all round.

    12. Re:What happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to call it "civil disobedience."

    13. Re:What happens by crazyvas · · Score: 1

      Reality is catching up with your statement faster than you'd hope:
      Derogatory 'Jeopardy' board launches TSA probe:
      http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/01/30/florida.tsa.investigation/index.html

  4. Speaking as a morbidly obese male by kieran · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was quite upset about this until I realised that

    a) The person viewing the image will be in another room and won't actually meet me, and

    b) I can stand in that thing and jiggle my lard around like the dancing baby from Ally McBeal and make whoever is watching them image lose their lunch.

    1. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by tokul · · Score: 1

      I can stand in that thing and jiggle my lard around like the dancing baby from Ally McBeal and make whoever is watching them image lose their lunch.

      After losing their lunch they can do rectal exam on you.

    2. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by hanabal · · Score: 1

      The whole thing about them being in another room makes me uncomfortable. I want to see who is seeing me.

    3. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Better yet, as you are a morbidly obese male and as the X-rays from this device are designed to reflect from human skin, you can easily hide any contraband, smuggled pets, bomb belts or illegal aliens within your rolls of flab and they will be completely undetectable by the device!

       

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    4. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Heheh, I wonder if that would really work?

      But in real seriousness, what's the point in this scanner vs actually getting someone to strip? The latter is a lot cheaper than this thing.

    5. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      After the scanners are installed, the next terrorist will hopefully put the C4 up his ass, then there will be lots of job openings for proctologists at airports.

    6. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      the scan takes less time.

    7. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The point is that when you get somebody to strip it's obvious what you're doing. With a machine you can bullshit them over it (no, it's not really naked...)

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    8. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Paxtez · · Score: 1

      what's the point in this scanner vs actually getting someone to strip? The latter is a lot cheaper than this thing.

      Maybe initially, but how long does it take you to get naked, especially if there is someone watching you (that you don't want to watch you) do it. The time involved would be very expensive. Also most people would freak out if you told them they were going to have to get naked in front of a stranger to fly. I'd bet that 9 out of 10 fliers don't even know what the scanner does, I bet they would think it's just a fancy metal detector.

    9. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by dangitman · · Score: 1

      jiggle my lard around like the dancing baby from Ally McBeal

      And then you get life in prison for crimes against humanity.

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    10. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It also needs to be obvious if the person viewing the screen is any of the following:
      1) Pleasuring themselves
      2) Oogling the pictures
      3) Asleap
      4) Taking pictures of the screen
      5) Making inappropriate jokes about anatomy.

      Any of the above should be grounds for immediate termination. 1, 2, 4, and 5 should be grounds for immediate jail time and a permanent entry in the sex offender registry.

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    11. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the next terrorist will hopefully put the C4 up his ass, then there will be lots of job openings for proctologists at airports.

      I see what you did there.

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    12. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After the scanners are installed, the next terrorist will hopefully put the C4 up his ass, then there will be lots of job openings for proctologists at airports.

      The next step after that will be suicide terrorists eating the bombs, and we will need enemas before fly.

    13. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by jcr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I want it to be a hot chick, and I want her to be naked, too.

      -jcr

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    14. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by saaaammmmm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is what scares me. Will they require us to lift our fat so they can rifle through our folds? What about large breast? I was humiliated enough as a chubby child. Being forced to jiggle my fat in a body scanner will make me snap. A very hostile fat man will ground all flights for a week.

    15. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      Or just hide stuff in your mouth, or in a certain other orifice which anyone who knows anything about prisons will know has a long history of being used for contraband.

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    16. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't see the person viewing the screen, how are you harmed by 1 and 5 (and maybe 2, what the hell does 'oogling' mean?)? You seem very keen to throw people in jail. Making inappropriate jokes about anatomy -> go to jail and end up on sex offender registry? People like you make me sick.

    17. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      Jail time? Because making jokes is a criminal offence... I forgot.

    18. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Heheh, I wonder if that would really work?

      It worked in Texas, in prison.
      http://www.click2houston.com/news/20301265/detail.html

    19. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      After the scanners are installed, the next terrorist will hopefully put the C4 up his ass,

      Butt bombs are old news.

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    20. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by dunkelfalke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Since we are technically speaking about UK, I doubt that the Brits allow big animals such as donkeys into the airplane.

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    21. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Funny

      After losing their lunch they can do rectal exam on you.

      That's why I always go for the megaburrito with extra sour cream for my pre-flight meal. No reason I shouldn't share the fun of lactose intolerance.

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    22. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by maxume · · Score: 1

      Also, he would be asked to stand still.

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    23. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

      you can easily hide any contraband, smuggled pets, bomb belts or illegal aliens within your rolls of flab

      Heck, you can even hide your genitals!

    24. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      ...and as the X-rays from this device are designed to reflect from human skin, you can easily hide any contraband, smuggled pets, bomb belts or illegal aliens within your rolls of flab and they will be completely undetectable by the device!

      If these waves reflect from human skin, they will probably also reflect from animal skin. So what happens when someone comes through wearing leather boxers? I mean other than the obvious jokes...

    25. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to do the truffle shuffle or they won't let you in.

    26. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 1

      Go try making a sexual related joke at your office and see what happens. It's sexual harassment which is, in fact, a criminal offense.

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    27. Re:Speaking as a morbidly obese male by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      It seems to me there's a bit of difference between sexual harassment of a co-worker and making a joke about someone on the other side of a wall, where the only interaction the two people are ever likely have is through the scanner's monitor for a 15 second scan. Is it sexual harassment to make dirty jokes about the actors in movies?

  5. Thats it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The terrorists have won.

    1. Re:Thats it by robably · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, the government has won - it just so happens they have the same aims as the terrorists so they've co-opted them as a useful smokescreen.

      They're saying they have introduced this measure as a response to the Christmas underpants bomber, the truth is they were waiting for anything, any kind of attack no matter how small as an excuse to introduce these scanners. They already trialled them, they were always going to be introduced, Brown was just waiting for an excuse.

      It's a similar tactic to having a public consultation to give the appearance of fairness, when they have already decided what they're going to do anyway. Yes I'm angry.

    2. Re:Thats it by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      No, the government has won ... Yes I'm angry.

      You're right about everything except the first word, where you imply the person you're responding to isn't also right. Getting people angry with the governments of countries is one of the main aims of terrorists. If you're angry, then yes, the terrorists have won. It's like poking a bear with a stick until it's angry enough to attack. They poke your government to get it to take actions which make it look bad, make more and more people see it as the evil enemy they believe it is, and governments (mine as well as yours) happily do exactly what the terrorists want them to do.

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    3. Re:Thats it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. I'd say the the government are more nefarious. At least Muslim fundamentalists are pretty open about what they want to do.

      It does make you wonder if the shots are actually much better quality than the single faked image they gave to the media. Perhaps its going straight into their proposed centralised database along with your other biometrics. "Another room" could well be another building... or a private company. If I said this ten years ago I would be a conspiracy nut. Now its their obvious intentions, what with the unending war against an undefined evil enemy to keep us working doubleplus-hard for big brother.

    4. Re:Thats it by robably · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If getting me angry is a victory for the terrorists, then they must also consider firing a paintball gun at a warship to be a victory.
      Most people in the UK aren't angry, they just don't care about it at all. And my voice, my opinion, my vote, means nothing and changes nothing. I don't think the terrorists are winning, but I do see their actions helping the govenment get the ubiquitous surveillance it wants.

    5. Re:Thats it by robably · · Score: 1

      No, you're still a nut :-)

    6. Re:Thats it by ubersoldat2k7 · · Score: 1

      The question is: why?

      Why all the trouble? That much they want pictures of my dick? Mr. Brown, I'll send them to you for free. But please, let me get on a plane without having to wait 3 bloody hours!

    7. Re:Thats it by robably · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because the government wants power for power's sake and now that it's had a taste it wants complete control and nothing less will do. It is insane and is using the actions of an external force to rationalise its own insanity. I can't think of any other explanation.

    8. Re:Thats it by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      The question is: why?

      The answer is simple really.

      The politicians in government want to spend our money. Don't be surprised that those guys who sell/install those screening devices are politicians' pals or pals of pals. This happens all the time. The "security" part is just a smokescreen and a distraction so you see those devices as a necessity. I bet they cost a fortune by the way.

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    9. Re:Thats it by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      and lets not forget that our CIA created these terrorists...

      And now we're being held hostage by them??????????????

    10. Re:Thats it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UK was taken over by stealth (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6245682.stm) A communistic terrorist! PLEASE HELP AMERICA we need a regime change ASAP (only joking I'd be crazy to ask your help given you'd send in the death planes and bomb us for months), then steal our resouces and not actually rebuild our infrastructure.

      I thought we were living in a democracy but obviously not. Brown was NOT elected and will not be re-elected. Many people are wondering what happended to their liberties since labour came to power - the nanny state - just couldn't wait for an excuse to clam down on our liberties. They ever started an illegal war just to reach this goal (check out the buddy'd - they are all part of a new world order). Labour wasted all our money on NHS and funding stupid QUANGO's. At least nobody is to blame hey!

    11. Re:Thats it by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      But why? They don't have much to gain from it. The companies producing these scanners aren't the giants like Lockheed Martin that could actually influence the decision. Their motivation must be less sinister than you think: they're afraid of their jobs. If something happens, it'll be blamed on them, especially if there was an option and other countries were using it. It's still msguided, but it's understandable. Responsibility makes it hard to resist the "safe" choice.

    12. Re:Thats it by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its going straight into their proposed centralised database along with your other biometrics.

      Crikey! with RFID passports that's actually within the realms of possibility now. I hadn't considered that. Now these things seem even more sinister.

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    13. Re:Thats it by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are assuming that the people who want all this power are the elected members of government.

      There is a massive machine full of unelected bureaucrats in the UK. These people advise ministers heavily in terms of policy decisions and are usually the people who are tasked with carrying out those decisions once they've been made.

      I really would consider it at least 50% likely that the insanity isn't the politicians, it's the civil servants.

    14. Re:Thats it by VShael · · Score: 1

      You may be angry, but you're in the minority.

      How many independent candidates do you see running for election on the platform that they will roll back these insane and pointless security laws?

      No mainstream party is going to take that line, because even if they wanted to, the mass media (lowest common denominator) would crucify them for it.

    15. Re:Thats it by VShael · · Score: 1

      Labour wasted all our money on NHS and funding stupid QUANGO's

      Labour has wasted a lot of money, but on the NHS? You're joking.

      It's about the only facet of government spending that is sensible, and yet still manages to survive while being underfunded.

    16. Re:Thats it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be a little to paranoid too say that maybe the governements are the ones who are organising the "terrorists".

      But what is it people say?

      It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you.

    17. Re:Thats it by robably · · Score: 1

      Or, government is a multi-headed beast made up of thousands of people, so it's no surprise it acts in a manner that appears schizophrenic. But its desire for power has to come from somewhere - and you only have to look at Peter Mandelson to see that there are certain driving forces in government who are after power for power's sake, not just as a side-effect of wanting something else. And while I think his megolomania is a serious mental problem, he would rationalise all the power-hungry aspects of his character to be good points.

      People like Mandelson do seem to be drawn to government - people who believe they know better how to run other people's lives than the people themselves - and when they look around and see other people like themselves it reinforces and justifies their own beliefs. And that concentration of self-importance is what is driving these ever-greater reaches of government control in to our lives. /rant

    18. Re:Thats it by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Why? Because every time you consent to the government controlling another aspect of your life, it makes it that much easier for them to gain more control because you've already accepted X amount of control, so you'll think "what's the harm in them having X+1 amount of control?" - and they know that. It's been proven throughout history that if you take away citizens rights all in one go, you get a revolt. If you do it slowly, they'll accept it just fine.

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    19. Re:Thats it by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You got it all wrong. Unfortunately. It isn't the government that wants complete control. The people who make laws and institute policies are elected law-makers who are answered to their home constituency.

      The real fuckwits are the people who keep voting for the assholes who keep talking a tough game. You only need a population to consist of 50.1% fuckwits, and presto - instant idiocy.

      In a democracy, we get the government we deserve. And boy, did we ever deserve this one.

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    20. Re:Thats it by centuren · · Score: 1

      But why? They don't have much to gain from it. The companies producing these scanners aren't the giants like Lockheed Martin that could actually influence the decision. Their motivation must be less sinister than you think: they're afraid of their jobs. If something happens, it'll be blamed on them, especially if there was an option and other countries were using it. It's still msguided, but it's understandable. Responsibility makes it hard to resist the "safe" choice.

      I remember reading that there are ties between at least one relevant American politician and a company that makes the scanners. Over here, though, bringing business into politics isn't really a sinister motive, it's pretty much normal politics.

    21. Re:Thats it by centuren · · Score: 1

      Perhaps its going straight into their proposed centralised database along with your other biometrics.

      Crikey! with RFID passports that's actually within the realms of possibility now. I hadn't considered that. Now these things seem even more sinister.

      Don't you already have your RFID Blocking Passport Billfold?

    22. Re:Thats it by Aerosiecki · · Score: 1

      The terrorists have won.

      No, the government has won

      You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to . . .

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  6. The war is over. by msgmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Since we're constantly being told the terrorists are "jealous of our freedoms", I think they can now say job done.

    1. Re:The war is over. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since we're constantly being told the terrorists are "jealous of our freedoms", I think they can now say job done.

      Not only that, but they have occupied our country with uniformed troops to ensure our obedience, which they have managed to get staffed and funded with foreign aid. They wear blue jackets with the initials of their organization emblazoned on the back:

      T errorists'
      S urrogate
      A rmy

  7. Please someone stop this. by ebonum · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I was a local sheriff or whatever the British equivalent is, I would wonder over to Heathrow and hang out in the viewing room. As soon as a prepubescent child popped up on the screen, I would whip out my camera, gather evidence and then arrest the "viewer" or "viewers" for viewing kiddy porn. This is an extremely serious charge that effectively changes your life forever. Then I would let the courts deal with it. It would suck to be the worker(s) at Heathrow, but it seems it takes extreme action to wake people in Britain up.

    1. Re:Please someone stop this. by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      As TFA says, any child pornography issues have been dealt with by the government.

    2. Re:Please someone stop this. by whatajoke · · Score: 1

      As soon as a prepubescent child popped up on the screen, I would whip out my camera, gather evidence and then arrest the "viewer" or "viewers" for viewing kiddy porn.

      Government can exempt itself off the laws whenever it wants. UK and US governments have alread proved this.

    3. Re:Please someone stop this. by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I was a local sheriff or whatever the British equivalent is, I would wonder over to Heathrow and hang out in the viewing room.

      No you wouldn't. The viewing room will be the other side of security, and only authorised people will be allowed in there in the first place. Unless you're explicitly employed to deal with airport security, you won't be an authorised person.

    4. Re:Please someone stop this. by IBBoard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd then hope that the courts turn round and say "Look, there is a difference between silhouettes/nudity and pornographic content. Learn it and stop wasting our time with these stupid cases."

      Unfortunately, due to modern conditioning that nudity = porn = evil, regardless of context, I don't suppose that would actually happen.

    5. Re:Please someone stop this. by hughk · · Score: 1

      If they are viewing naked kiddies then authorisation doesn't enter into it - but as private premises, a cop would need a warrant to access a locked area.

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    6. Re:Please someone stop this. by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. I'm pretty sure there are 'scantily clad' baby photos of me. They're not porn. Me wandering around naked isn't porn either. I'm not particularly bothered by the notion of 'being naked' but I do wear clothes out of courtesy to everyone else - if they really want to see a fat man naked jiggling his bits, I don't care in the slightest.

    7. Re:Please someone stop this. by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they're viewing CP, and you take a photo with the screen in it, congratulations - you just created CP.

      Go to jail, move directly to jail, do not collect £200.

    8. Re:Please someone stop this. by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

      Then they will find anything to punish you severely, believe me, politicians can't stand to be corrected, certainly not by plebs.

    9. Re:Please someone stop this. by zill · · Score: 1

      If they are viewing naked kiddies then authorisation doesn't enter into it - but as private premises, a cop would need a warrant to access a locked area.

      Unless the cop have a reasonable suspicion that a crime is being commissioned.

      The car analogy would be: A cop can't search a private residence without a court warrant. But if a stolen vehicle's plate is clearly visible from outside, then he can enter the premise without a warrant.

    10. Re:Please someone stop this. by yabos · · Score: 1

      Naked child != kiddie porn. I know Americans are prudes but you realize there are nude beaches where *gasp* naked kids run around.

    11. Re:Please someone stop this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's to keep the government from arresting you, imaginary sherrif, from possession of child pornography after you snap a picture of so-called evidence? Child pornography is the new McCarthy's "communist." Anything branded with ther term "child pornography" becomes plutonium; anyone who gets near it dies.

    12. Re:Please someone stop this. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If I was a local sheriff or whatever the British equivalent is,

      I dont know about the UK but in Australia, AQIS (Australian Quarantine Inspection Services) is a branch of the Australian Federal Police (AFP, similar to the FBI for the most part). This means they trump local law and Airports are considered to be federal jurisdiction so local law enforcement will never get into that room.

      Unlike the US however, AQIS is quite limited in its power. Customs officials cant even arrest me, they need the AFP to do that at which point I'm entitled to a lawyer etc... What is needed is to limit the mandate of security forces, not to try and catch them doing something dubious. The US is far worse then the UK in this regard, As I live in Australia, it is quite easy for me to travel around SE Asia and thus my passport has a lot of Thailand, Philippine, Cambodia and Malaysia stamps in it. I've been told by Americans on holiday that as a single male going through a US airport with a lot of SE Asian visa stamps tends to earn a lot of attention from the more puritan members of the TSA.

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  8. What would you prefer? by Ma8thew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it difficult to reconcile the summary's outrage at 'security theatre', with its outrage at 'naked' photos of children. If we are to use these devices, and assume (possibly a big assumption) that they can detect weapons then we must scan children, otherwise it really is security theatre. To exempt children would be to render the scanners truly useless. Am I happy with these scanners? No, but they've been in use for many years in other countries (like Russia) and they seem to be more effective at detecting suspicious devices than any other method, short of a pat down. However, I'm not sure why a pat down is not an acceptable alternative. Perhaps because security people are generally afraid of patting down peoples sensitive areas.

    1. Re:What would you prefer? by MayonakaHa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hop on over to El Reg and take a look at this article. While not exactly the most official study done, this show has shown that explosive ingredients can indeed be smuggled onto a plane even when going through the scanners. I believe this does qualify this whole mess as "security theater" to me.

    2. Re:What would you prefer? by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      OK, but wouldn't not scanning children with these devices be more of a security theatre than scanning everyone?

    3. Re:What would you prefer? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I find it difficult to reconcile the summary's outrage at 'security theatre', with its outrage at 'naked' photos of children.

      The truth is that the whole situation is outraaaaggeeeeeous!

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    4. Re:What would you prefer? by osu-neko · · Score: 2

      OK, but wouldn't not scanning children with these devices be more of a security theatre than scanning everyone?

      No. If the devices actually work, it isn't "security theatre", it's actual security. If it is actual security, then yes, scanning children would be better. But if it's just security theatre, then it's bad enough anyone is being subjected to it, subjecting children as well is just making it worse, not better.

      Not saying I agree with this viewpoint, just pointing out there's no contradiction in the parts you're trying to reconcile. If it is just security theatre and nothing more, there's every reason in the world to be outraged about the children's pics.

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    5. Re:What would you prefer? by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      There is a contradiction. The people implementing these devices probably think that they work (and if they don't, that's one level of stupidity). If they decide not to scan children, then that's a further level of stupidity! I don't know whether the scanners work or not, but I prefer that the people in charge of them have one fewer levels of stupidity.

    6. Re:What would you prefer? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the people implementing the devices are implementing them to improve security. The premise behind calling something "security theatre" is that the people implementing them are doing so to give the impression that they're doing something about security. Whether it actually works or not is not particularly relevant to them, what matters is that people feel safer.

      It's not that they're stupid, they're just assuming you're stupid. Since this isn't a bad assumption for a lot of travelers, most of them won't complain about making an exception for children. So, if that makes people happier, then why not?

      Again, keep in mind that the whole point of "security theatre" is to make people feel better about traveling. You're continually mixing up security theatre with actual security, which has entirely different, unrelated objectives.

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    7. Re:What would you prefer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both constitute security theater, and as such the rollout is impervious to arguments based on logic and probability, simply because of the power of the imagination (what if you were on a plane with a terrorist? Nevermind p

      What's new is that the scanners provide what looks like pictures of naked people. Unique to this is that we can now use the same mislogic that the proponents use, against them! They appeal to the imagination and fear of terrorism - now we can appeal to the imagination and fear of t3h k1ddy pr0nz.

      The strategy is ugly and clearly has no place in reasoned debate - but if we only could have reasoned debate! Those that profit (be it politically or commercially) from evoking fear of course aren't going to say "make use of your fear and suspicion, but only if applicable", and so far, it's their game, so we seem pretty much forced to use their tactics.

      Not scanning children would be slightly more theater, but we're already far enough down theater-land it doesn't make a real difference as far as security goes.

    8. Re:What would you prefer? by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they decide not to scan children, then that's a further level of stupidity!

            Considering that children are already used as mules to smuggle drugs, I don't see why an exception should be made for them "just because they are children". In fact, there are advantages to putting an explosive device on a child: you just don't tell him, and usually they are too innocent to ask. If you implement a policy that children don't get screened, I can forsee a lot of exploding diapers in the future... after all it's not as if you care about a kid when you want to bring down a whole airliner.

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    9. Re:What would you prefer? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      If you want to take down a plane, just crack the window open.

      You see in reality, no terrorist needs to take down a plane, just pretend to do so with some fake plastic , and then the security levels go way up, instant 10000000 scared people.

      What a big joke.

      The govt and populace are a bunch of pussies , pure weak lame ass pussies.

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    10. Re:What would you prefer? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      1) The scanner demonstrated is a body-heat scanner, picking up variations in infra-red radiation output from the body. The devices installed at Heathrow and Manchester are millimetre wave X-ray, measuring reflected x-rays from any item more dense than clothing.
      2) When scanning properly, jackets are removed and placed through the baggage X-ray machine. The man has the containers in his jacket pockets. This would not be allowed.
      3) The scan was done quickly, and is not representative of a full scan (remembering that this is not even the same scanner being used in the UK).

      They say all of this in the video, and I posted a comment (which wasn't published) saying the same. The Reg was spreading FUD that day, and you bought it.

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    11. Re:What would you prefer? by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      Cracking the window won't bring down a plane. It'll depressurise it, but that's not that much of a threat.

    12. Re:What would you prefer? by worf_mo · · Score: 1

      > However, I'm not sure why a pat down is not an acceptable alternative.

      Depends on the thoroughness of the pat down...

    13. Re:What would you prefer? by dcollins · · Score: 1

      "Am I happy with these scanners? No, but they've been in use for many years in other countries (like Russia)..."

      I literally snorted at that.

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    14. Re:What would you prefer? by the_leander · · Score: 1

      Cracking the window won't bring down a plane. It'll depressurise it, but that's not that much of a threat.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontrolled_decompression

      It all depends on how high the aircraft is when that window is broken. At cruising altitudes, it would be catastrophic.

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    15. Re:What would you prefer? by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. A small hole (like in a window) will not cause explosive decompression. For that to occur requires a large part of the fuselage be removed (such as by an explosion), or for the plane to have structural defects. In a recent incident a football sized hole opened in the side of a plane at 34000 feet, but only rapid decompression occurred, not explosive decompression.

  9. not that bad by obarthelemy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the pictures in the linked articles are true (which is not certain), I find the scan a lot less intrusive than a pat down. I'd rather have someone see a vague picture of my junk than grab it and my ass, while breathing in my face. I can't imagine anyone finding these pictures sexy, or even identify me from them.

    My concern is more about the effectiveness of these scans. Is it more theater, or do they really detect something that a metal detector wouldn't ? The example pictures are showing a gun, which doesn't seem that good to me.

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    1. Re:not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see how you compare the two after your "vague pictures" end up on someone's facebook, and you're the next star wars kid.

    2. Re:not that bad by Ma8thew · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Faces are basically unrecognisable, and if by some miracle you are recognisable, you'd probably get a nice payout from the ensuing lawsuit.

    3. Re:not that bad by jimicus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Faces are basically unrecognisable, and if by some miracle you are recognisable, you'd probably get a nice payout from the ensuing lawsuit.

      This is the UK. Punitive damages are almost unheard of. Generally speaking, all you can do when you sue someone is force them to put you back in the same position you were before.

      There are exceptions to this (physical injury is the obvious one), but I'm not sure this would be one.

      Disclaimer: IANAL.

    4. Re:not that bad by Sobrique · · Score: 1

      I think they're missing an opportunity actually.
      First class passengers get a personalised 'pat down' by a security attendant of the opposite sex (or same sex, if that's more to their taste) wearing something sexy. Pick from bikini, catsuit, negliee, hotpants ...

    5. Re:not that bad by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but from my scant knowledge, damaging someones reputation in the UK carries a financial penalty. I'm not sure of the specifics, but I don't think these are classed as punitive (exemplary) damages.

    6. Re:not that bad by jimicus · · Score: 1

      That's also my understanding, however I imagine you'd have to prove - at least on the balance of probabilities - that your reputation had been damaged.

    7. Re:not that bad by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind that if this happened it would be national news. And public opinion would force the judge to punish the security people harshly, and probably compensate the victim.

    8. Re:not that bad by bradley13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The scans can be as detailed as they want. The two scans shown in TFA are almost the only ones you can find in the Internet - precisely because they look pretty harmless. Go to the manufacturers' sites, and you will find no sample images at all.

      Why? Because the scanners can see the pores on your skin if they want to. The general public won't like that, so they restrict real samples of what the scanners are capable of. It would be a public service if some /.er could provide real samples of what the scanners can do.

      They may well start out providing only vague images; there are also efforts to provide some sort of pre-analysis so that the operator only sees a sketch. However, once the scanners are in place, it will be easy to justify increasing the resolution to provide better security. In the end, it's a fair bet that the scanners will display the equivalent of high-resolution, black-and-white photographs.

      Anyway, it really is all theater. As pointed out in other posts, obese people can hide objects under their fat rolls. Non-obese people can hide objects in bodily orifices (this is already a standard tactic in drug-smuggling - nothing new at all). Anyway, just get an accomplice in the duty-free, and pick up your package after clearing security. These scanners are so entirely irrelevant to the real security issues that one wonders what the real motivations are...

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    9. Re:not that bad by pydev · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have someone see a vague picture of my junk than grab it and my ass, while breathing in my face.

      I don't know, I'm occasionally rather fond of someone grabbing my junk and my ass; it really depends on who it is. Maybe this would be more fun if we could pick our screeners and the level of screening ourselves?

    10. Re:not that bad by mikestew · · Score: 1

      If only they grabbed your junk and your ass. I've been patted on multiple occasions, and you'd think my junk had leprosy. I've wondered if that is why the undie bomber went for that setup, knowing that even in the event of a pat down the male security personnel would be afraid of turning gay if they got near his junk.

  10. System integration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I do not know of Heathrow, but at least in some airports the computer that has your photo sits next to the one that just got the data of your machine-readable passport. Hopefully these data are not merged anytime soon. How could I know ?

    1. Re:System integration by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      At security in airports in the UK, at least the ones I've been through, the passport is not scanned.

    2. Re:System integration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some do, some don't. The equipment for passport scanning has been around for ages (in the '90s I worked with one of the developers of the original scanning-system), but either some airports declined to buy it or at some sites they just don't bother.

    3. Re:System integration by xaxa · · Score: 1

      At Stansted you can now scan your passport yourself, if it has the RFID chip. (You stand in front of a camera, which presumably checks the face matches the photo. It didn't work when I tried it.)

  11. X-Ray exposure? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    This PDF has a table which tries to put radiation exposure from X Rays into context. For example: Computed Tomography (CT)-Body is comparable to three years exposure to background radiation. So how much radiation do I get from one of these scanners? I am a bit worried about it because I have had a lot of X Rays and one CT in the last six months.

    1. Re:X-Ray exposure? by cybereal · · Score: 1

      You would need to be scanned at least 2,777 times in a single year before you exceed the maximum single-source dosage safety levels. For a more useful number, it will take over 100 exposures to even exceed a single mrem, which is considered negligiable. Maybe if you had to fly over 100 times per year you'd be even remotely justified in being concerned about this.

      For citations see the section of the Wikipedia article, and its cited article's citations (yeah, sorry, welcome to the internet): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backscatter_X-ray#Health_effects

      The main thing to remember here as that the radiation is very, very, very low compared to normal X-ray because the radiation does not need to travel through the person, just needs to bounce off of them like sonar. In fact, many scanning stations are not even backscatter anyway, many are millimeter wave scanners instead, which are actually much better as they produce 3D images. Though, ironically, while the research is new, there are indications that these scanners could be much more dangerous for your health than radiation! heh, go figure.

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    2. Re:X-Ray exposure? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      There are recentish studies which suggestpossible interactions with DNA not previously considered which would mean damage to DNA would be much greater than acknowledged.

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    3. Re:X-Ray exposure? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      I have updated the wiki article with a link to that, hopefully properly indicating the nature of the study, along with a section on concerns about the efficacy of back-scatter body scanners, with a link about the recent German TV demo where an expert managed to get a thermite bomb and other contraband through a demonstration of a scanner.

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    4. Re:X-Ray exposure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the thing. When I go to the dentist and they take an X-ray, it's serving an actual, useful purpose. I'm agreeing to the small increased risk from the X-ray exposure because the tradeoff is worth it. Likewise when I have medical X-rays for other purposes. Even when I fly in a plane, which also causes increased radiation exposure because of the higher altitude, I accept the risk because there is some benefit to me.

      This bit of airport security theatre? No way. It's a bunch of nonsense that serves no practical purpose. I do not believe it increases airport security significantly. Furthermore, it does me -- the one receiving the increased risk -- ZERO good at all. I already know I'm not a terrorist. I already know the chance that I could be carrying a detectable explosive device is ZERO. This exposure I receive isn't for my safety at all, its for the other paranoid nutbars who are more than willing to expose everyone to a slightly higher risk for the sake of reassuring themselves that they've very slightly (if at all) diminished the chances of a terrorist attack by this method. For carrying the burden of increased risk I get nothing. The tradeoff is a net negative for me, and the terrorists will simply resort to methods that this method won't effectively detect. They aren't even screening everybody. So, at best, if they are lucky, they might stop some stupid/unlucky terrorists, but that's about it. And this doesn't begin to consider the additional negative aspects of personal privacy invasion.

      I'll consider the risk and the tradeoffs to be fairly apportioned when the security and all other personnel at the airport have to walk through this equipment every day before and after their shifts in order to increase the security of the airports. If they're willing to do that -- and probably get many times the exposure of most passengers -- then I'll consider it. As you say, 2777 times -- that means airport personnel at their job an impossible 365 days a year would still be well under the safety limits, so why not? But if they're not willing to do so because the increased health risks would outweigh the obvious potential benefits of screening all security personnel, then why should I accept it as sufficiently valuable to be worth it?

    5. Re:X-Ray exposure? by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

      oops, wrong article. thanks whoever fixed that :)

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    6. Re:X-Ray exposure? by zill · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you have an Islamic name.

      Then they're put you through the scanner at least twice. Next they'll call their supervisor and he'll make you do it a few more times.

      Let's not forget that you'll go through this at each transfer point.

  12. Future screening procedures... by starbugs · · Score: 1

    http://comics.com/pc_and_pixel/2010-01-27

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  13. Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by MacroRodent · · Score: 1
    The way things are going, all significant airports will be requiring scanning a few years from now. They are arguing about it at the EU level right now, with some politicians still voicing privacy concerns, but I expect they will be overridden, especially if yet another terrorist incident occurs on some flight. So either you submit to scanning, or don't fly.

    Wonder if this, combined with rising fuel costs and carbon footprint concerns, will result in a world where civilian passenger flights are an expensive rarity. Would transatlantic passenger ships come back?

    1. Re:Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fine with this. In fact, I like boats. Know why?

      When a boat's engine breaks down, it doesn't plunge to the bottom of the ocean and break into a million pieces (with half a million of those pieces being pieces of passengers).

    2. Re:Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by vintagepc · · Score: 1

      By your logic, I like airplanes... Know why? There aren't any icebergs in the sky for them to hit and sink... The point is, both of these cases are rarities, and the fact that there are many successful flights every day is never considreed when there is a monthly news flash about a crashed plane. I recall reading an article pointing out that fewer people die in airplane accidents than car crashes. The difference is that so many die at once that it becomes a media circus.

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    3. Re:Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by BluBrick · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't the likelihood of failure, it's the consequence of failure. Big ship breaks - spend a few uncomfortable days in a lifeboat. Big plane breaks - spend a few terrifying minutes in a death dive.

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    4. Re:Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by Eivind+Eklund · · Score: 1

      It would surprise me if there aren't more deaths per sea-mile than there is per air-mile. Boat burns, a thousand people die.

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    5. Re:Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Big ship hits an iceberg? It sinks.

    6. Re:Soon: Another reason not to fly, period. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then there's the cruise liner where everyone got sick, doubt there's enough interaction on a plane for that to spread.

  14. From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Transport Secretary Lord Adonis said in the immediate future only a small proportion of airline passengers would be selected for scanning.

    Lord Adonis, maybe he is just having Snow White problems.

    1. Re:From the article by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      The British government loves to promote people with interesting names. Our head of the armed forces is Air Chief Marshall Sir Jock Stirrup.

    2. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lord Chief Justice Judge.
      Formerly Judge Judge.

    3. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the Lord Chief Justice, Judge Judge.

  15. Some of think this scanner is pornographic? really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Firstly, it's not like these images are in any way erotic. I doubt very much they could ever really be used in fashion. Secondly, do you really think these screens are visible to the rest of the terminal?

    No, of course they aren't. You might consider it a breach of privacy, but only the operator will see that blurry, monocrome image of your genitals.

    Complain about civil liberties if you must, but at least use arguments that don't make you sound like utter retards.

  16. What about by PePe242 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    - being sued for indecent exposure if the traveler happens to be a little excited when going through the scanner? - Suing the person checking the scanner of a naked child. - who owns the pictures? Even though it's not supposed to be stored, I can very well imagine that, if something shows up on the screen, there is some sort of "Take a picture so that it can be used in court"

  17. Naked? by Sobrique · · Score: 1

    This is totally unfair. They get to full body scan me, but still force me to wear clothes?
    The flesh wants to be FREE!.
    Let me fly naked, waving my bits free in the breeze for all to see. What's good for one is good for all!
    *cough*
    Might not be entirely serious.

  18. Re:Some of think this scanner is pornographic? rea by rally2xs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are Harrison Ford, or Miley Cirus, or some other celebrity, do you really think that the operator is NOT going to whip out a pocket camera and image the screen, and sell it to some of the low-life websites that exploit such things for cash? Or, what if he simply posts it on the internet? Of course not every operator will do that, but there's always a bad apple in every basket, somewhere.

  19. Pictures not stored or captured FAIL by larjon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The image generated by the body scanner cannot be stored or captured [...]

    So... how did they get the pictures into the article?

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    1. Re:Pictures not stored or captured FAIL by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      The same way Forrest Gump got to visit Nixon? I don't see where they said the images were actual samples.

    2. Re:Pictures not stored or captured FAIL by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The manufacturer can put the devices into a Diagnostic mode. This is a hardware operation, as best as I can recall, not a software switch. I can't find where I heard that information, but I did.

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    3. Re:Pictures not stored or captured FAIL by Speare · · Score: 1

      Of course they can capture and store images. They probably capture and store the past couple days' worth of images as it is. If an airplane goes down, they will study the tapes. I can say with certainty that CNN will have a copy of the offender's scans within six hours of an incident. And somehow, nobody at that point will mind that their images were stored, they will beg the government to require rectal examinations of every passenger from that day forward.

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    4. Re:Pictures not stored or captured FAIL by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Ah, and none of us have ever heard of cam rips of movies. I wonder what kind of special technology they use that only human eyes can see the images on the screen, and if they've already started discussions with the MPAA.

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    5. Re:Pictures not stored or captured FAIL by glaucomys · · Score: 1
  20. Superman Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The time has come once again... to wear the Superman-inspired lead undergarments.

  21. No Fly = Refun? by ePlus · · Score: 0

    So if I am one of the unlucky ones and get "randomly" picked for a scan... And if I refuse, do I get a refund? Do I get put on a terror watch list?

  22. Obvious way to beat the scanner: by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Turn up naked.

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    1. Re:Obvious way to beat the scanner: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZSEf_4F3jk

  23. When will it end by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When will this "War on privacy" end? Most likely only when and if people stand up to it. And they won't as they do not see it as a treath to whatever they have. I rather sit in a plane with a potential terrerist and riks to be blown to smithereens then people taking away my privacy rights because of some bullshit security.

    The drive to the airport is still more dangerous then the flight itself and that includes being killed by terrerists.

    When looking at it now, the stazi of Eastern Germany were boyscouts.

    You should not fear anything but fear itself. But as long as the media is selling news as entertainment, we will be hearing about these outrages dangers that almost never happen. Man bites dog is news and this means that dog bites man isn't and won't be shown. That means that people do not get all the information they need to do some basic risk assesment.

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    1. Re:When will it end by martas · · Score: 1

      i, personally, see this as a terrible treath.

  24. You had nothing to hide, right? by captainpanic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You had nothing to hide. Privacy didn't affect you.
    Until some goon started to look at your balls when you board a plane... lol.

    Sorry everybody, but I find it more disturbing that my every move is recorded and stored than that some person checks my genitals. The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody - my travels, my bank account, my posts online, my phone conversations - those are things that make me unique. Those matter far more.

    1. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Pojut · · Score: 1

      More or less agreed. The real question is, what are they gonna do if after implementing these scanners internationally if someone else manages to get an explosive on a plane again? I mean...after body scanning, where do you go?

      Full cavity searches for everyone!

    2. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by starbugs · · Score: 1

      Until some goon started to look at your balls when you board a plane

      Many of these people don't have a problem with cameras as they go to the beach in a speedo.
      They should just wear a tight speedo while boarding a plane if they are worried about definition.

      But I wonder how much the people of London are worried about actual privacy/tracking vs. seeing your weenie on a tiny screenie. The UK has one camera for every 14 people.

    3. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Leafheart · · Score: 5, Funny

      The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody.

      Mine disagree with that statement.

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    4. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My genitals are unique you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SILENCE! ... or I kill you!

    6. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My genitals are unique

      Is that what YOUR MOM tells you?

    7. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Puff_Of_Hot_Air · · Score: 0

      The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody

      Yeah... And yet; I'd still rather you didn't go gawking at mine thanks. Feel free to do as you will with yours, I'd just rather mine were kept off display. Freedom to choose who gets to see your ugly bits; that's freedom indeed. Hey, but at least there is no auto cavity search machine! (gently steered by a well trained tech) Or did I miss that article?

    8. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially in London. The level of surveillance monitoring is *frightening*, and the grounds under which it can actually be used to report or track a crime are amazing, because it doesn't happen for any normal crime. Get your bag stolen? Lose a wallet, Have a wino try to punch you in Tube stop? Have some Yahoo shove his hand down your pants in a crowded corner cafe late at night? Have some clerk pretend "oh, I can't print a receipt, that's the other guy, he's not here" so he can skip out on turning in sales tax? You're screwed and the records *will not* be accessed for your reported crime. But boy, show up with a sign saying "Prince Charles only likes women uglier than him", and they'll track you down to which ATM you last used, and when, and get your address from the bank on "

    9. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by noidentity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sorry everybody, but I find it more disturbing that my every move is recorded and stored than that some person checks my genitals. The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody - my travels, my bank account, my posts online, my phone conversations - those are things that make me unique. Those matter far more.

      Those matter for your security. Having parts of your body covered preserve your privacy. The two are different. I doubt you'd enjoy having a webcam in your bathroom, even though what you do in there is about the same as what millions of others do in their bathrooms. That would invade your privacy, even though it would hardly affect your security. Both are important.

      I suppose your point was that if the scanners are there for security, which you value more than genital privacy. Funny thing is, they don't increase it measurably, and they decrease privacy.

    10. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      brain scans next. They did a brain scan on me once and didn't find anything.

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    11. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's what she said.

    12. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody

      An old fellow (even older than me, by about 15 years) named "Mac" that drinks at the same bar as I do would disagree. He'd told me a fisherman joke, then forgot the joke until I told it again (by request).

      He said "the only thing shorter than my memory is my dick. It's so short they make me use the ladies' room!" If I had a teeny peeny I'd probably hesitate to go through a scanner, too.

    13. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by mathx314 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear about your boyhood farmyard accident.

    14. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine disagree with that statement.

      Micropenis? Me too. =(

    15. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says you old Boring Balls McGee

    16. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine disagree with that statement.

      Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of.

    17. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      > The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody.

      Well, that attractive girl that just went through the scanner... she has a penis. And now everybody knows it.

      That guy with the loose fitting jacket. Turns out he has breast. And I don't mean man-boobs. Could be sex-change related or a medical condition, either way now everybody knows that too.

      And both people would probably get picked for an additional search as well because of it. The average person may not have much to hide, but some people do, and probably face a lifetime of harassment if such things can not be kept private.

    18. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Sorry everybody, but I find it more disturbing that my every move is recorded and stored than that some person checks my genitals. The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody - my travels, my bank account, my posts online, my phone conversations - those are things that make me unique. Those matter far more.

      Those matter for your security. Having parts of your body covered preserve your privacy. The two are different.

      Really? I tend to think of the details of where I go, what I do with my money, the details of whom I talk with, and what I say to other private citizens to be among the most important aspects what is protected by privacy, just as much (or more so) than what I look like naked. There are aspects of those details I exect to be private that may also affect my financial or physical security, but that is a distinctly different concern.

      The GP's point, I think, was that the part of your physical appearance that is normally hidden by clothing is only one detail protected by privacy, and possibly not the most important one. This is reasonably debatable, of course; I think various people have good reasons for protecting their unseen physical appearance to be a greater or lesser privacy concern.

    19. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha you said genitals and measurably. Just me? okay.

    20. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, far more people die from accidents in their bathroom than terrorists have ever killed.

    21. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      > The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody.

      Well, that attractive girl that just went through the scanner... she has a penis. And now everybody knows it.

      Everybody? Surely just the security person looking at the screen.

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    22. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like yours have a Napoleon complex.

    23. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by colesw · · Score: 1

      Everybody now knows? They put both images up for everyone to see?
      Well that just goes to far!

    24. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that attractive girl that just went through the scanner... she has a penis. And now everybody knows it.

      Everybody? Surely just the security person looking at the screen.

      In an ideal world, sure. The security person shouldn't even see the actual person and genitals might be blurred. But is it really that much of a stretch to imagine a bored underpaid security drone snapping a photo of the scanner screen and perhaps also a live security camera feed with their cell phone, and posting the images on the internet?

      I guarantee you something like this will happen eventually.

    25. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      You had nothing to hide. Privacy didn't affect you.
      Until some goon started to look at your balls when you board a plane... lol.

      Sorry everybody, but I find it more disturbing that my every move is recorded and stored than that some person checks my genitals. The genitals are pretty much the same for everybody - my travels, my bank account, my posts online, my phone conversations - those are things that make me unique. Those matter far more.

      I totally agree, but if genitals are what gets people riled up about my privacy when none of that other stuff will, then I'll tell them "THE GOVERNMENT IS COMING FOR YOUR GENITALS!" I don't care about some dude glancing at my junk in a professional context but if people who do care want to improve my privacy, more genitals to them.

    26. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      More or less agreed. The real question is, what are they gonna do if after implementing these scanners internationally if someone else manages to get an explosive on a plane again? I mean...after body scanning, where do you go?

      Full cavity searches for everyone!

      If thats not scary enough; what do you suppose they are gonna do when that fails?

    27. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by psithurism · · Score: 1

      I suppose your point was that if the scanners are there for security, which you value more than genital privacy.

      I think his point was that he's grumpy about them dumping the porn mags out of his carry on, searching through his dirty undies, perhaps pocketing anything valuable and demanding that he prove his need for extra-dandruff preventative shampoo. Some dude glancing at his junk doesn't seem to be an increased invasion to him.

    28. Re:You had nothing to hide, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact your genitals chave an opinion would very much qualify them as being different.

  25. I for one am not bothered by this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nay; I fully intend on being nekkid scanned with a raging hard-on so they feel as awkward about it as me the customer.

  26. Another good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another good reason not to go to that country! Vive la liberté!

  27. Re:Some of think this scanner is pornographic? rea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Harrison Ford has got a airplane license and can fly himself.

  28. Ways around it: by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    a) Put the C4 in your intestines.

    b) Wear a latex belly full of explosives/guns.

    c) Be fat and hide stuff in the folds of skin

    What we really need to do before signing off on anything is give a machine to Mythbusters for a couple of weeks, see what they can come up with.

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    1. Re:Ways around it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Be fat and hide stuff in the folds of skin

      Sorry dude,
      This only works if you are American.

    2. Re:Ways around it: by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      What we really need to do before signing off on anything is give a machine to Mythbusters for a couple of weeks

      Hear hear!

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    3. Re:Ways around it: by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters will never get one, or if they get one will never be allowed to show results. It would be too embarrassing... it will be busted, busted and busted again.

    4. Re:Ways around it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>What we really need to do before signing off on anything is give a machine to Mythbusters for a couple of weeks, see what they can come up with.

      Not a bad idea. Didn't they defeat a biometric lock on camera with a person's thumbprint on cellophane tape?

    5. Re:Ways around it: by martas · · Score: 1

      or the more old-fashioned, 90's version of mythbusters - scientists.

    6. Re:Ways around it: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easiest way around it: What's to stop them from choosing targets that aren't planes?

      What if they start attacking the people waiting at airport security? Everyone's all bunched up waiting to be scanned..for safety...

    7. Re:Ways around it: by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, Mythbusters, c4, and expensive scanning equipment. It can be guaranteed that the machine will not survive.

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  29. Somebody has to see you naked before you fly... by quarkoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...I can't help but think that the terrorists have won.

  30. TFA says no such thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither the word "child" nor the word "pornography" appear anywhere in TFA.

    1. Re:TFA says no such thing by Ma8thew · · Score: 1

      A rule which meant under 18s were not allowed to participate in the body scanner trial has been overturned by the government

      It doesn't explicitly mention child pornography, but that was (pretty obviously) the issue before.

    2. Re:TFA says no such thing by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yes they do, it's in the name Heathrow, that's located in the UK.

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  31. So soon after being shown not to work? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting that they would do this so soon after the German TV show that demonstrated a person on whom exactly this kind of scanner found things like headphones, ball-point pen, cell phone, and so on, but completely missed all the bomb components deliberately concealed on his body:

    German Body Scanner Demo

    Even though it is in German, most of it is easy to follow. Just watch.

    1. Re:So soon after being shown not to work? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I posted this in a reply above, so feel free to mod me redundant if you wish. I have to stop the FUD spread, though, or we'll end up fighting a battle with the wrong facts.

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      1) The scanner demonstrated is a body-heat scanner, picking up variations in infra-red radiation output from the body. The devices installed at Heathrow and Manchester are millimetre wave X-ray, measuring reflected x-rays from any item more dense than clothing.
      2) When scanning properly, jackets are removed and placed through the baggage X-ray machine. The man has the containers in his jacket pockets. This would not be allowed.
      3) The scan was done quickly, and is not representative of a full scan (remembering that this is not even the same scanner being used in the UK).

      They say all of this in the video, and I posted a comment (which wasn't published) saying the same. The Reg was spreading FUD that day, and you bought it.

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    2. Re:So soon after being shown not to work? by Tom · · Score: 1

      There's more in the video than just that. For example, how you can buy stuff in the drug store that will burn through a planes skin, at quantities that you are allowed to take on the plane. Ok, maybe you should put it in a baby powder box or something. :-)

      Also, not everything was in his jacket. He also hid something in his mouth and strapped to his calf.

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    3. Re:So soon after being shown not to work? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      It was probably a basic thermite reaction. The item in his mouth was the fuse, I'm not sure on the material. He stuffs it into the nozzle on one of the bottles as he leaves the studio, I believe (not watched the video for a few days). The bottles held the mixture pre-prepared, there were two of them to compensate for the "100ml only" rule.

      N.B. this could probably be better / more accurately documented by a German speaker; I'm just going by what I saw.

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    4. Re:So soon after being shown not to work? by Tom · · Score: 1

      N.B. this could probably be better / more accurately documented by a German speaker; I'm just going by what I saw.

      I'm german. That's why I chimed in. And yes, that in his mouth was the fuse.

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  32. Scanners and Health by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why more people aren't afraid of the ill health effects of walking through this scanner. Has it been conclusively proven not to harm people- after all it is a new technology that seems to have been pushed through the right channels rather quickly. Does anyone have any information they can share regarding this scanner and health?

  33. A little photoshop and voila by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    I bet someone can come up with a process to "restore" pictures back to form. I am also quite sure there is a lot of data that we don't see that would be usable to do that restore. Its going to have enough detail for 3D modeling.

    I still do not see why they cannot extrapolate the images and present them "Total Recall" style http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CX9Agzeh-c

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    1. Re:A little photoshop and voila by scjohnno · · Score: 1

      Are you a writer for the television show CSI, perchance?

  34. Read the article, please. by neoprimal · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Terrorists blow people up. You complain. Governments try out all these devices to curb terrorists blowing people up. You complain. What will make EVERYONE happy? Nothing. So, I say do whatever needs to be done to make us all even the slightest bit safer. Our freedoms and rights aren't affected detrimentally by something like this. Sure, it would be another story if these things took full color shots and stored the digital images in some name searchable database, but guess what? It doesn't....so what's the ruckus about? 1. the person viewing the scans are in another room. 2. the images aren't saved at all, they're viewed by the device for weapons, visually ok'd by personnel and then gone into cyber oblivion. 3. kids are people too, and terrorists will use ANYONE to make their point. 4. those of you thinking about cell phone snaps etc. - very difficult task because generally cells aren't allowed into those kinds of areas and it would be very, very easy to trace the image leaked back to the person on duty at the time, so they'd have to be pretty stupid to do that. Frisking/Patting down may be able to detect certain weapons, etc. Pad scanning (with the handheld devices) also detects weapons and such. What though, stops the person who swallows something/inserts something anally or vaginally from recovering it in the lavatory and then blowing up or taking the plane hostage? Perhaps these scanners, that's what. So before you discharge your very loud opinion on how wrong, invasive/pervasive this is, especially because they want to scan kids....first of all, rtfa and second of all, think about a scenario in which a terrorist decides to blow a plane up with either something he can poop out, or his/someone else's chosen "martyred" child. War on Privacy? Are you serious? What exactly do you have to hide or protect that would make you so paranoid?

    1. Re:Read the article, please. by Puff_Of_Hot_Air · · Score: 0, Redundant

      War on Privacy? Are you serious? What exactly do you have to hide or protect that would make you so paranoid?

      My penis. This is the reason I wear pants. I would like to keep my penis private please.

    2. Re:Read the article, please. by fnj · · Score: 1

      So, I say do whatever needs to be done to make us all even the slightest bit safer.

      "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin.

      If you replace "liberty" with "dignity", it fits perfectly.

    3. Re:Read the article, please. by mikechant · · Score: 2

      So, I say do whatever needs to be done to make us all even the slightest bit safer.

      Really? So you'd be happy to fly in a paper jumpsuit, strapped to your seat and heavily sedated?
      To submit to a full cavity search every time you fly?

      You're the model obediant citizen for the forthcoming police state!

    4. Re:Read the article, please. by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      What will make EVERYONE happy? Nothing.

      Ah, clearly we already have the solution, then! And bonus, too, because doing nothing costs almost nothing as well!

    5. Re:Read the article, please. by protodevilin · · Score: 1

      Wow, you honestly believe them when they say there's no possible way to store, capture or otherwise duplicate/disseminate the images from these body scanners? How would they prosecute offenders without the photographic evidence? How did they get those pictures into TFA? Why on earth would ANY government-backed organization want to give up this chance to take and store detailed X-ray data on millions of airline passengers per day? You're naive if you think that somebody in power somewhere isn't exploiting this obvious data goldmine. And the whole "If you don't have something incriminating to hide, why do you need privacy" argument doesn't fly with me, either. I don't know about you, but I'm innocent until proven guilty. Without probable cause or reasonable suspicion, no one has any business X-raying me to probe for contraband. People like you erode the the concept of civil liberty in support of a government that you expect to shield you from all harm. Man up and stand up, or get slaughtered with the rest of the sheep.

  35. Images CAN be stored and captured. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article clearly states "The image generated by the body scanner cannot be stored or captured nor can security officers viewing the images recognise people."

    and

    "The equipment does not allow security staff to see passengers naked, she added."

    And both of those statements are absolute, 100% bullshit.

    First, when those machines were originally designed, it was a specific requirement that they be able to store a digital representation of the images for later offloading or transmission. It was part of the specification. To say that they can't do it is a complete fabrication. Granted... presumably they have the ability to turn this feature off... but that is very far removed from "cannot"!

    And as far as not being able to "see passengers naked"? Give me an effin' break! The picture accompanying the BBC article clearly shows otherwise. They might be faint, but you can see the guy's scrotum and penis. And I have seen other pictures and videos taken using these scanners, and you can see whatever the hell you want.

    I have come to expect bullshit from government, but such bald-faced and blatant lies take me by surprise.

    1. Re:Images CAN be stored and captured. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Presumably if the scanner sees something they will have to strip search the passenger. Whether they find anything or not they will have to justify why they took the extra step. So pictures will be stored. Pictures will be needed for training, performance evaluations and validating the equipment, as well.

    2. Re:Images CAN be stored and captured. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      If we're going to be subjected to the thing anyway, I'd actually prefer the images be stored. Otherwise, when the scanner fails (as it will sooner or later), how can they look back to see what it missed?

      I mean, the technology is *probably* useless now, but that's no reason to make it *more* useless by removing the ability to look at past scans.

    3. Re:Images CAN be stored and captured. by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      I liked this one:

      "It does see through clothing, but it's not a photographic image, it's a low-energy X-ray that reflects off the skin," added Ms Johnson.

      Because it's true. Just like when I use a digital camera, I'm not making a photograph, I'm making a digital file.
      As I reason to my children as I try to impart some morals into them "If you can't tell the truth about it you must think it's wrong, and if you think it's wrong you shouldn't do it".

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  36. Re:Some of think this scanner is pornographic? rea by XionXxen · · Score: 1

    It looks so difficult to identify who the image belongs to, how would they know it was Harrison Ford or Henry Ford?

  37. Britan has beaches! by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 5, Funny

    And they are far better then any foreign beaches. No burning sand to scorch your feet on, you do not have to actually enter the sea to be soaked to the bone and free condoms float by whenever you need one!

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    1. Re:Britan has beaches! by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      So you have not been to the Med recently then ....

      It is far more polluted than UK beaches, and the weather is not universally good there either ....

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  38. Muslim Cultural Modesty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say, I wonder if Muslims (good or bad) will simply refuse to fly because of this?

    I don't know. It would seem to be a direct violation of something culturally.

  39. Visible genitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...unless the genitals of people going through them are visible."

    Hmmmm. Should make the waiting time in the queue much more interesting... Clearly an improvement in airline service.

  40. Best solution: Government implants by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Its now time to be given government implants. All babies born from now on should have microchip implants with RFID and GPS tracking capability.

    Its the best we can do. Its good for the people, and best of all... its good for the government.

    Please report to your local police departments to have your chips installed and please remember to watch what you say.

  41. Re:Some of think this scanner is pornographic? rea by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

    That assumes some identifying information is being sent over to the person montioring the scanner - from the example images released I can't imagine anyone being able to identify their own mother from the picture let alone Harrison Ford...

  42. Where can we complain? by foolserrend1975 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Shooting out the question.....Does anyone know where we can complain? I am not a citizen of the UK, but I need to travel there. And well to be honest, this is another example of Government going TOO FAR! So, where can I complain? I can not vote there, but I can sure as hell make sure that I reduce/eliminate my travel plans to that country. At the end of the day, they will not understand anything untill they see tourists/travellers numbers decline, revenues plummet....then they will maybe begin to think....err maybe we went a tad too far on this.

    1. Re:Where can we complain? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Shooting out the question.....Does anyone know where we can complain? I am not a citizen of the UK, but I need to travel there. And well to be honest, this is another example of Government going TOO FAR! So, where can I complain? I can not vote there, but I can sure as hell make sure that I reduce/eliminate my travel plans to that country. At the end of the day, they will not understand anything untill they see tourists/travellers numbers decline, revenues plummet....then they will maybe begin to think....err maybe we went a tad too far on this

      Call your representative. Write to your paper. Call your embassy.

      If you 'have' to travel there for work. Complain to your company's HR. Basically get in the hair of everyone who is 'responsible' for you going there. Hell, even call the tourism bureau of the UK. Explain that you are not going to visit there until this is stopped.

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  43. Completely ineffective privacy protection by shilly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So we are told that privacy is not compromised because the people viewing the images are in another room and cannot tell who they're looking at. Well, they're going to need *someone* to know who they're looking at, or else there's no bloody point in this system. Specifically, they need to be able to say "Bob, the feller in the machine has got a gun on his left calf". And Bob needs to be able to say "OK, I'm on it. Keep me updated with news from the other queues".

    Well, if they can tell Bob that, they can also say, "Hey Bob, this one's got a tiny dick. And that sexy fucking bitch who just went through with the baby had the biggest fucking nipples you've ever seen". And Bob can reply "Alright, I'm pulling her over. I'll find her name and you Google her"

    This system has no meaningful privacy protections. The protection that's most likely to be effective for any one of us, is going to be the large volumes of passengers they are dealing with, which reduces the time available for them to take a prurient interest in one particular passenger.

    1. Re:Completely ineffective privacy protection by strawberryutopia · · Score: 1

      Any my personal favourite:
      "Hey, Bob! This one's a tranny!"

      Thankfully I don't expect to need to fly from Heathrow or Manchester.

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  44. Solution by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    Just ban all air transport already and be done. I don't know which is worse, diing in a terrorist bombing or being humiliated on boarding.

  45. Good question by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many terrorist attacks have happened against planes? Well, depends how far you go back. You see, all the security is nothing new and BEFORE they were put in place, attacks happened far more often. That an entire generation has grown up without constant hijackings, that says something.

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    1. Re:Good question by Skater · · Score: 1

      That an entire generation has grown up without constant hijackings, that says something.

      ...yeah, it says we were doing pretty well without these scanners.

    2. Re:Good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since September 2001 the passengers have been a far more worrying factor to any hijacker worth his salt than airport security. Before 9/11 you could conceivably hijack a plane with a pen. Not so any more. In other words, the drop isn't entirely down to increased security.

    3. Re:Good question by Microlith · · Score: 1

      an entire generation has grown up without constant hijackings, that says something

      I know, before it was CARNAGE! Every week a new hijacking! The chance of getting caught in one was so high that people were terrified to fly.

      Or you could say that we've expended TRILLIONS cutting an already rare event down to a couple fucked up, failed attempts and achieved nothing but a boondoggle for fake security and trampling on our rights.

      You know what it says? It says we're fucking stupid.

    4. Re:Good question by madpansy · · Score: 1

      If you want to prevent hijacking, a locked cockpit is all that's needed.

      Aside from 9/11, how many deaths have resulted from hijacked European or US flights? Can you even name more than five in the past 50 years? I'm guessing an insignificant fraction of all passengers have died from terrorist attacks on airplanes, certainly not enough to justify ever increasing security theater provisions.

    5. Re:Good question by centuren · · Score: 1

      How many terrorist attacks have happened against planes? Well, depends how far you go back. You see, all the security is nothing new and BEFORE they were put in place, attacks happened far more often. That an entire generation has grown up without constant hijackings, that says something.

      It doesn't matter how far you go back if you're comparing the number to something else, like traffic accidents or violent crime, measured over the same time span. If you take such a comparison and then examine the rhetoric and national priorities we hear in politics, the "war on terror" seems pretty absurd. Terrorism is presented to Americans as such a critical and dangerous part of the world today, but really, that's ridiculous. There are countless comparisons one can make to demonstrate this. Is your child more in danger from a) terrorists, b) pedophiles? Answer? Are you more comfortable taking them on a flight with you, or losing track of them in a crowded mall?

      Personally, I have a much simpler measure. In my daily life, do I consider myself to be at risk from a terrorist attack, at all? Honestly, no. Things that I consider might threaten my well being are much more mundane, and almost universally things that would be improved by the government investing money improving various aspects of them (money wasted on bad decisions concerning terrorism).

  46. Tinfoil underwear? by jamesh · · Score: 1

    Money to be main in tinfoil underwear i think...
    (with artificial genitals on the outside so as not to disappoint the security guards!)

    1. Re:Tinfoil underwear? by MadMaverick9 · · Score: 1

      Why stop there? You could even spell out words on your body using tinfoil ... Addtl. info for the security people.

    2. Re:Tinfoil underwear? by melikamp · · Score: 1

      My first thought, actually. The extra genitals are a nice touch :)

  47. No pat-downs? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Effing great, there goes my sex life.

    Well, at least it was replaced with something that caters to my exhibitionist urges.

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    1. Re:No pat-downs? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Just find a dope dealer's house and park outside it. Terrorism isn't the only thing they've declared "war" on.

  48. Another reason not to fly via Heathrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All passenger should just strip naked at the airport before checking in and let the police arrest everyone for public nudity.I am 100% certain the number of "beautiful people" are a minority of the traveling population. A few too many "ugly people" will put an end to the full-body scanning.

  49. Boycott by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I often travel to London for business (from France).
    I just informed my travel assistant that she can exclude LHR from any of my travels with immediate effect, and that I will do the same with any additional airport coming into this madness.

    If that means taking a train to Le Havre, then a boat then another train, I'm perfectly fine with this and the business will have to cope with that until big companies like mine decide to boycott such airports - then we'll see who is the customer and who should offer the best conditions for personal & business travel rather than transforming a 300 miles trip into a trans-saharian adventure.

    (might also help LHR 3rd runway opponents, just thinking ;-))

    Safety is important but come on people, this goes too far!

  50. Honestly by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    I really don't think the person who has to screen thousands of people per shift is going to be paying any special attention to MY (aor anyone else's) genitals. Although I am not a fan of intrusive security (especially when there are STILL so many other ways of smuggling a weapon or explosive on board), I'm not shocked by the concept that some security employee can see my penis.

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    1. Re:Honestly by mikelieman · · Score: 1

      How do you feel about these employees checkout out your wife and daughter's breasts and asses?

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    2. Re:Honestly by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      But ... you've got to understand that there are plenty of people who WILL be bothered by this and you should be supporting them in their view. It might be your turn to need support next.

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    3. Re:Honestly by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      Perfectly fine? I admit I am from Scandinavia so I did not grow up with the US/UK puritanical religious view that people looking at your naked body are stealing your soul. I see nude birds, cats, and dogs all the time. Who cares about just another primate?

    4. Re:Honestly by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you feel about these employees checkout out your wife and daughter's breasts and asses?

            I have no problem with it. Just like I don't care when a doctor sees them. Being a doctor myself, I know that there's nothing "magical" that happens once you get your degree. We're still human, And you know what? You DO get used to seeing naked people, and it stops being a big deal.

            Frankly if these machines mean I no longer have to take off my shoes and belt and watch, so much the better. Scan away.

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    5. Re:Honestly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a magical ass, you insensitive clod, it is a big deal!

      On a less personal note, neither taking the shoes off nor showing your ding-dong to a TSA member makes you any safer from actual real terrorists.

  51. Just fly naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then there's no need to be scanned

  52. Write to your MP by Manic+Miner · · Score: 3, Informative

    If are not happy with the way this is being handled. And you live in the UK. You can always write to your MP.

    there is a great website:

    http://www.writetothem.com/

    Which makes it really easy. Simply enter your post code, select your MP, then write them an email.

    I've had positive results doing this in the past. If enough people agree then your MP will take notice.

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  53. Ok so ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. I am wary of the cancer risks from ionizing radiation, especially backscatter x-rays since the scattering is caused by x-ray energy being absorbed by the body's cells. No matter what PR bullshit they give out, its bad for the human body.

    2. Unfortunately I have already paid hundreds to book our flights out of Heathrow (I will never consider UK airports for transit).

    3. If all they want is to see me nude, can I simply pull my clothes off and satisfy them?

    4. If I'm forced to do the scan against my will, and develop cancer in 5 years time, do I have the legal right to sue them?

    1. Re:Ok so ... by garg0yle · · Score: 1

      I am wary of the cancer risks from ionizing radiation, especially backscatter x-rays since the scattering is caused by x-ray energy being absorbed by the body's cells. No matter what PR bullshit they give out, its bad for the human body.

      Actually, the risks might be over-stated, if you believe this guy. It might even be good for you, or so he claims.

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  54. This is ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you Mohammed, stupid pedophile, for this.

  55. if by terrorists by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you mean voyeuristic fetishists, then yes, they've won

    but if by terrorists you mean militant muslim fundamentalists, then no, the goal of global caliphate does not include the violation of the self-conscious squeamishness of fat people

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    1. Re:if by terrorists by martas · · Score: 1

      disregarding your smartass comment about "fat people", no, this is a victory for "the terrorists", even if they don't consider it to be one. why, you ask? they're making the lives of westerners more miserable. the consequences of their actions are slowly eating away at all the things that the US and european countries have been so proud of traditionally - freedom, democracy, human rights, and all that stuff that more and more people seem to believe are unnecessary notions invented by ultra-liberals to scare children.

  56. No optional pat-down? I have a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fine. I'll take the full strip search in front of the security personnel. If I'm going to do this theatre at all, I may as well do the whole thing, and inconvenience and make the security personnel as uncomfortable about the situation as possible.

    I still think the personnel manning these scanners should be forced to do it in the nude -- it's only fair. Plus it would ensure they don't have any cell phone cameras or other devices on their persons to record the images. Safety first.

  57. Full body scans won't do any good by ATestR · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Implementation of full body scans as described won't do much except harass the traveling public and invade our privacy. The terrorists will just move into a new method of bringing their weapons on the aircraft.

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    1. Re:Full body scans won't do any good by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the politicians can claim to be doing things...and that's far more important than any expense/inconvenience the plebs might suffer.

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  58. No Scan? Then I won't fly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being that I am an expositionist, I'll be sorely disappointed if I'm not scanned on my next flight. NO SCAN, NO FLY!

  59. War on privacy? It's war on privates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    War on privacy? It's war on privates!

  60. why bother with airplanes by mooglez · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All that these new security measures are doing, is moving the target from the "protected" airplane, to the unprotected queues of people at the airports.

    Looking from an attacker PoV, which "mission" sounds better:
    A) a high risk bomb smuggling operation to blow up ~200 people in an airplane with minimal explosives.

    B) fit as much explosives as you can to your luggage and queue to the airport security check line at the most active time.

    Scenario B has almost no chance of you getting caught before you can blow things up.

    1. Re:why bother with airplanes by domatic · · Score: 1

      High profile terrorism is all about dramatics. To be sure, the scenario you outlined has about as high a body count as a plane falling from the sky. But terrorists probably like the mental image of a fireball dropping out the sky ..or maybe even actual images.. that blowing up a plane would cause. I suspect though that if something like the recent attempt were successful the most that would have happened is a few dead passengers and a gaping hole in the side of the plane. If an airliner can land after the entire roof coming off, it can probably survive a hole blown in the side of it. It would take a fair bit of luck to explosively rupture and ignite a plane's fuel supply.

      Measures like these scanners are the height of stupidity. They only prove to the terrorists that they have succeeded in causing terror. The correct response is cold anger and an implacable resolve to hunt the scum down.

    2. Re:why bother with airplanes by shilly · · Score: 1

      It's always been harder to attack an airplane than to attack an airport, yet terrorists by and large have not done so. That is mostly because attacks on airplanes are higher profile than attacks on airports.

    3. Re:why bother with airplanes by evil_aar0n · · Score: 1

      If you recall, it was because the planes, themselves, could be hijacked and turned into very large missiles capable of taking out large, strategic targets. The people on the plane were largely inconsequential - no offense, and may they rest in peace.

      In fact, in this case, are those benevolent dictators currently in power doing anything to prevent some cash-rich terrorists from buying their own plane and performing kamikaze missions _without_ passengers on board?

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  61. What about pacemakers? by joneil · · Score: 1

    A member of my family has and needs a pacemaker to stay alive. I have read several articles on the topic, and so far, there is no definitive answer on the possible effects, if any, on a person with a pacemaker. Let's say for sake of arguement there is a 1 in a 100 or a 1 in 10,000 chance of adversely affecting a pacemaker when walking through one of these scanners - would you take that chance?

  62. One of the worst airports in the world gets worse by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    Heathrow was recently voted as one of the worst airports in the world by frequent flyers (on the upside it makes other crummy airports look positivelly paradisiacal by comparisson).

    I'm sure the mandatory body scans will really make it even more pleasant to go through it ...

    Not to worry though, I'm sure that at least one of the following terrorist-favoring outcomes will come out of all this:
    a) Due to the child "protection" laws in the UK (where seing pictures of an 18 year minus 1 day old person naked can carry a heavier sentence than raping an 18 year plus one day old one) they will be excluded, by which point the terrorists will start using teens as bomb carriers (or even better, have fake passports with dates of birth made up to have them listed as teens).
    b) Terrorists will start blowing up the bombs before the security checks, since the extended lines you get mean that there are more people waiting in that confined space than you could ever have in a plane.

    An even more interesting outcome would be if attractive people became the most frequent targets for the mandatory body scans and if (unauthorized) body-scan naked pictures of attractive men and women started circulating in the Internet, especially if the persons in question are recognizable (I wonder if fake lips/boobs stand out in the pictures): the likelly outcry might actually kill this one.

  63. T-Shirts with foil in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see a great business venture for people making plain t-shirts with foil slogans between the material layers.

    Looks like a normal t-shirt but under the T-ray scanner you can see the "Beware of hidden messages" slogan.

    Might be difficult to explain but fun if you want to poke the bear.

  64. What's up with you puritans ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Com'on, folks. Be realistic about this, will you ?

    Do you REALLY think that some people (yes, the people you are so afraid of) will sit around and fab to a picture of a blurry, monochrome child / youth image, when the same person in minutes (obviously knowing the right source) can get a full-color, no-clothes, ultra-high res image of exactly the same topic ? Or a video ?

    Oh, and btw the SAME people can go to a public swimming pool and probably see what they want much clearer than the blurry images.

    I really think this is a storm in a small glass of water, as we say around where I'm from. It's NOT an issue, except for the puritanical among you that are SO afraid of nudity. It's not like the scanners produce a high-res color image, like a nude image.

    Oh, and did you know that many places in Europe, mixed saunas and dressing rooms are common ? A problem ? Do kids get raped there all the time ? No, not really.

    Grow up about this and re-consider: is these scanners really producing material pedophiles want to fab to / collect ? I really don't think so.

  65. Machines not hard to defeat by ugen · · Score: 1

    These X-ray backscatter machines are fairly easy to defeat, imho. All the bad guy needs is a pouch (say, a fake belly) on his body made from material that scatters Xray just like human body does (say, animal leather with a backing of some foil - I am sure smarter people can come up with a better idea), nicely fitted to body contour. Think one of those "fat suits" they use for make-up in movies.

    Put anything you need inside and go right in. Then who cares if your genitalia is or isn't blurred.

    In fact, I am quite curious what the next step would be once these machines are so defeated.

    1. Re:Machines not hard to defeat by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      The harness of the fat suit that keeps it from falling off might well give you away.

  66. Olymipics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The security theatre you're referring to will be the Olympics.

  67. Flash forward to 2015 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Airport security is the #1 profession among perverts and pedophiles.

  68. What reflects these waves? by garg0yle · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm looking for some sort of reflective material that I can make into paint and paint rude messages to the security people on my body.

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  69. or *from* London by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Some of us live here, and have to put up with this nonsense...

    Sarah Bennett says "The image generated by the body scanner cannot be stored or captured nor can security officers viewing the images recognise people."

    Brilliant. Is she willing to put pictures of herself under this machine available somewhere so they can be viewed by random members of the public - not so we can store them and we can't recognise her in the image? Or is she a hypocrite who demands one rule for us, and another for herself?

    A rule which meant under 18s were not allowed to participate in the body scanner trial has been overturned by the government.

    Then the operators should be arrested for making child pr0n. Of course, I think it would be absurd to do so, but it's the Government that wrote that law too.

  70. That doesn't mean what you think it means by garg0yle · · Score: 1

    An "expositionist"? So, you organize trade fairs and such?

    The word is "exhibitionist", if you mean you like to show your goodies to random strangers.

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  71. What about a good old punitive expedition? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I suspect that the gloves have to come off sooner or later, and if we value our rights (instead of getting scanned, or having the arse reamed everytime we fly), rather sooner.

    I envisage the following procedure:

    a) Terrorists commit their act, killing x 'unbelievers' in a western country with conventional weapons.
    b) All western countries collaborate to find where the attack came from (Jemen, Afghanistan etc) using secret services.
    c) The west sets a ten-day ultimatum for the population to unconditionally hand over the terrorists.
    d) If this does not happen, the west hits that country with a carpet bombing, remniscent of WW2, causing maximum civilian losses without regards to any conventions the terrorists haven't signed neither.

    This will solve the problem with terrorists based in a muslim country. Against domestic muslim terrorists, other measures like mass expulsions of muslims must take place, even if these muslims have the passport of that respective country. Most muslims I know are first muslims, and then citizens of their respective country, else they turn into ex-muslims very soon anyway.

    I personally do not think that one can negotiate with islamic terrorists, or rather, that the only negotiation point is the caliber you use to shoot them and their supporters. With muslim countries - once they know the consequences, they will not support such acts.

    The aim is to make a terrorist attack so costly that nobody will support it or even think about it.

    If a bunch of islamic terrorists actually manage to get hold of and use a nuke, chemical or biological weapons, make sure that country where the terrorists originated from gets turned into a wasteland through usage of nuclear weapons. No pity.

    1. Re:What about a good old punitive expedition? by stupid_is · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the gloves have to come off sooner or later, and if we value our rights (instead of getting scanned, or having the arse reamed everytime we fly), rather sooner.

      I envisage the following procedure:

      a) Terrorists commit their act, killing x 'unbelievers' in a western country with conventional weapons.

      b) All western countries collaborate to find where the attack came from (Jemen, Afghanistan etc) using secret services.

      c) The west sets a ten-day ultimatum for the population to unconditionally hand over the terrorists.

      d) If this does not happen, the west hits that country with a carpet bombing, remniscent of WW2, causing maximum civilian losses without regards to any conventions the terrorists haven't signed neither.

      Hmm - methings I'm feeding a troll, but you forgot steps (e) and (f):

      e) indiscriminate killing of civilians lead to more civilians signing up with $EXTREMIST_ORG

      f) GOTO (a)

      Not the best solution I've ever heard. The terrorists may not have signed up to any conventions, but the remaining civilians probably care very much. Also, why do you think the terrorists give a rats ass about the civilians (or anyone) in *any* country? Hell, in Iraq they're bombing their own citizens - so much for national boundaries.

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    2. Re:What about a good old punitive expedition? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 1

      Great troll! I can't resist replying though.

      You are proposing indiscriminately killing the maximum number of civilians like barbarians because of your irrational fear of teh muslims. Oh noes! You forgot to take a couple of things into account:

      1.) Killing innocent civilians only creates more of these "terrorists". At the scale of murdering that you're talking about, their reaction would actually be justified.

      2.) Terrorist organizations like al-Qaeda and Taliban DO NOT CARE about their own civilians. They've murdered more of their own than assholes like you could ever dream of. So why would they care if you start carpet bombing and indiscriminately killing civilians? They won't. And when they start preaching their gospel to those remaining survivors, they'll gladly join their cause.

      And at that point, the only way to achieve your goal is to completely engage in ethnic cleansing.

      I can tell that you haven't thought this through.

  72. Won't last too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can only last for another 10 or 20 years before fossil fuels are depleted and only the rich and powerful can afford to fly in the biofueled jets. Quit your whining, peasants.

  73. Fucking great by BlueParrot · · Score: 2

    I'm transsexual. Based on how border guards tend to react from seeing a big fat "male" stamped in my passport I can't wait to have them able to scan my genitals... Fucktards...

  74. Terrorists swallow explosives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next step will be that terrorists swallow the explosives. You know what follows...

    I, for one, welcome our rectal probing overlords...

  75. Right by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

    Another reason not to fly. Period.

    If god had meant us to fly he wouldn't have given us genitals.

    1. Re:Right by bytesex · · Score: 1

      You groundfucker you.

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  76. Re:One of the worst airports in the world gets wor by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Ok, it's NOT the NUMBER of people that they kill as such, but the terror they generate. The long lines are some risk, but much much better to make it more spectacular. An explosion wouldn't be as terrorizing as say a gas attack which could kill greater numbers in a terminal. Less al-kaboom, but still terrifying.

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  77. Flying is forbidden. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You all maybe missed the new law now being drafted that forbids any form travel whatsoever out of the city of residence.

    An accompanying text contemplates the build of security walls just outside the cities, with strongly armed security check posts.

    So if you never leave your city or town to go anywhere else, this is entirely a non problem

  78. Sterilize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know, all these X-Ray devices using ionizing radiation, I just wonder if over time they'll sterilize people or at the very last, make conceiving that much harder. Birth rates in the developing World are dropping as it is and in the meantime, in the developing World, which also happens to be predominately Muslim, are continuing to pop out children. One day, they'll have all the young people and we in the West are all sterilized.

    I mean we don't know what this shit will over time. Sure some rat tests, but as we all know, there's always something that wasn't tested for or some condition that the testers never considered.

  79. no more flying through the UK for me then by darkeye · · Score: 0, Troll

    as I don't live there, I don't have to either.

    I guess this will mean this islander nation is more of an islaneder by now. any UK person I'll meet, I can be sure they conceded in having their genitals exposed to some underpaid 'security' asshole

    what a bunch of perverts...

  80. Better way to beat the scanner... by nacturation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wear leather underwear. Backscatter doesn't penetrate skin? Try penetrating this cow skin!

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    1. Re:Better way to beat the scanner... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      They want to photograph you naked when they scan you.

      Something tells me that if you somehow stop them from doing that (cow skin bra, tin foil underpants etc) they might take things "To The Next Level."

      I'll just not fly anywhere anymore. Suits me fine... Air travel is expensive.

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    2. Re:Better way to beat the scanner... by Eudial · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wear leather underwear. Backscatter doesn't penetrate skin? Try penetrating this cow skin!

      If S&M isn't your thing, maybe lamé would do as a substitute?

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    3. Re:Better way to beat the scanner... by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      So when you are wearing leather pants, you have to take them off? Now that would be getting interesting. Asking people to strip before going through the scanner.

    4. Re:Better way to beat the scanner... by harl · · Score: 1

      That's a really good question. Leather jackets are very common. I would think someone has thought of this before.

      Live skin and dead skin are substantially different.

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    5. Re:Better way to beat the scanner... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      That's a really good question. Leather jackets are very common. I would think someone has thought of this before. Live skin and dead skin are substantially different.

      Indeed... but the one thing I always notice on these "naked scans" is that peoples' belts still show up. So it may have to be full-grain leather underwear then. :)

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  81. The capitalist opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's going to start making the t-shirts (to be worn under) that will have lettering or designs that will show up on the scanner? I'm thinking small shirts that clearly say "kiddie porn" on the front and back. Or some underwear that reflect "If you can read this, you better have bought me dinner"?

  82. Re:One of the worst airports in the world gets wor by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Re: (a) - as pointed out in TFA and TFA, this won't be the case. The Government won't be changing any of the stupid laws, it'll just be having its cake and eating it. One rule for them, another for the rest of us.

  83. Health effects of millimeter waves by Bozovision · · Score: 1, Troll

    The health effects of millimeter wave scanning are what we should be worried about - there's an unknown risk but a high possible impact: imagine if in 10 years time millions of people start developing melanomas as a result of being scanned.

    The x-ray backscatter machines are much less worrying; we've had 100(?) years of experience with X-rays and we understand what x-rays can do to DNA.

    But we have very little experience of mm level radiation.

    What I've seen in the press is cheerleading. 'Experts say there is little cause to worry' with unknown experts talking in vague generalities. I've seen articles saying that the energy involved is less than the energy emitted by a cell-phone. That may well be the case, but it's not in the cell-phone spectrum, and even a little energy in the wrong place can do a lot of damage. Just see what a match can do to a pile of paper*.

    Of course it's impossible to completely prove something is safe. But I don't think we don't have empirical evidence that it's safe. Or at least - I've not seen it.

    I absolutely have not made an exhaustive search for literature on the health effects of mm radiation, and I'm not an expert. In the brief searches I have made I have seen that there's a lot of scare-noise based on what seems like only a few sources which imo are not applicable. What I don't see is a long list of studies. And even more striking is that that non-existent list of studies is not full of papers saying 'we found no observable effects'**.

    But I have found that it's possible to cook bacteria with mm waves! Maybe this is a hint that there's a potential problem. And in the diagrams of atmospheric absorption of radiation that I've looked at, for example, it looks like mm waves are mostly absorbed, which suggests that we'd have little evolved defense to mm wave damage.

    What I'd really like to see is a series of mm wave experts saying things like 'we've studied the health effects of mm wave scanners for 10 years now, and I'd have no qualms about subjecting my three month old baby to a scan because I'm confident that there's no health risk associated.'

    * Pedants: yes, I know the energies involved are different orders of magnitude - it's a metaphor.

    ** It's quite possible I was looking in the wrong place. I'd be very pleased to see a detailed response with a link to this list.

    1. Re:Health effects of millimeter waves by martas · · Score: 1

      while more research can't hurt, i find it very hard to believe that mm range radiation can cause mutations that could lead to cancer. a general rule of thumb for the effects of radiation is that it typically affects things on the same scale as its wavelength. so gamma rays than change nuclei, xrays can change molecular structure, etc.

    2. Re:Health effects of millimeter waves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent isn't a troll - the points made are coherent and sensible.

    3. Re:Health effects of millimeter waves by Bozovision · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right.

      Except that there was a recent report that terahertz radiation was resonating DNA and partially unzipping it, creating 'bubbles' of unzipped regions. I haven't seen any corroboration of this, so it may not be proven, but it's certainly worth a pause because it's not an effect that had been predicted. Now mm waves are not sub-millimeter waves, but they are adjacent in the spectrum, and it's this sort of thing that we should worry about.

      Probably there's no cause for concern, but again - when the potential impact is very high, though the risk is low, we should be taking great care.

  84. Pat downs are worse by Punctuated_Equilibri · · Score: 1
    Second on the intrusiveness of pat downs. Most of the people posting must not fly often and have never been through a pat down, I've been patted down multiple times and I find it highly offensive. The idea that it would include the crotch area boggles the mind. I'd rather go through 20 full body scanners.

    That being said, as someone who flies a lot I'm in favor of keeping people with bombs off planes. It's like a public health problem, if there were certain people with a rare disease that made them explode on airplanes, I'd favor screening.

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  85. Re:Some of think this scanner is pornographic? rea by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    Until the technology improves (actually it is already better than what you have seen).

    Sigh...

    Just because something isn't possible now, doesn't mean that it won't be possible later. I said this in an earlier thread. 20 years ago it would have been impossible to consider that the Government would monitor every phone conversation in the US. Yet now? 10 years from now?

    So yeah, tell me again those images are always going to be blurry monocrome and anonymous.

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  86. need new carrier: no security checks! by darkeye · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I guess this is a great market opportunity - we need to establish a new airline, that does _not_ do any of the silly security checks. advantages would include:

    - shorter check in time: about 15 mintes tops, vs. 60 minutes
    - always on time, as there are no long queues to wait
    - nice, friendly service - no invasion of privacy ever
    - cheaper, as the retarted 'security' personell don't have to be paid for

    there would be a calculated risk: every 10 years, a plane would be lost to some human activity. this is a lower level of risk than the 'usual' plane crash due to failure - which makes it still the safest way to travel

  87. Health Effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, there also a big concern over health effects, for frequent flyers the large amounts of xray exposure can be cancerous. It is also dangerous for young children and pregnant women.

    Further more, TSA agents, at least here in the US, are notorious for hitting on good looking young women. Can you imagine what seeing them naked is going to do?

  88. I have something to declare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't go to London!

  89. Frequency of attacks by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

    OK, so how many people have been killed due to terrorists boarding flights in the UK in the past decade? How many have been killed due to terrorists on the London Underground and London buses. The London public transport system is a more successful target here. We can't possibly scan everyone who uses that, though therefore I guess we'll have to ban clothes in London. Getting on the tube at rush hour is going to get a *whole* lot worse than it is now ...

  90. XRAYS are unsafe and cause cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Add the third lie - Ionising radiation is not much.
    Probably there is a extra high gain switch to kickdown to when x-raying someone of middle eastern appearance.
    But that pregnant mothers must get a 'dose' , and no alternative - what a crock of shit.
    The cancers and caused by all this new radiation likely exceeds the 'b' word threat.

  91. Dam, now i will have to get a semi-on by Roenax · · Score: 0

    To avoid looking like an underachiever i will now have to get a semi-on so i don't get laughed at by the security guards.

  92. Re:Some of think this scanner is pornographic? rea by maxume · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine the operator will be allowed to have a pocket camera.

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  93. Enough is enough.... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I would take a picture of each of the guards at that scanner when a child went through and
    then started a class action lawsuit against their company for promoting child pornography.
    If you can allow someone to see a childs genitals without being for a medical reason or doctor,
    I think this becomes a bit too close and personal.

  94. it gets worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just a submission to an unreasonable demand from the brain-dead security theater assholes... these security theater assholes have a device that fires ionizing radiation at you.

    Ionizing radiation is not safe at any level and the damage it does accumulates your whole life, at best you can only say that its much less harmful than the exposure you'll get on the flight but that doesn't mean it is safe or harmless. And who knows if the geniuses manning it will crank up the gain for a better picture of your naughty bits, thus violating whatever little safety assurance there was.

  95. Oblig. Quote by Teufelhunde · · Score: 1

    "He who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserves neither" - Benjamin Franklin (paraphrased)

  96. yuk, it must be the most unhealthy environment.... by garompeta · · Score: 1
    ...to work.

    Imagine all the stalactites under the table and the sticky keyboard...

  97. Metallic Underwear by DeanFox · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I see a possibility of couple solutions maybe more. On Amazon if you search for "Intimo Men's Liquid Metallic Boxers" I won't put a link as who knows what's in mine (Browser ID, etc.). These or something similar must do something to screw with the backscatter making it useless. Wasn't there military underwear with silver/copper threads or something that kills bacteria?

    I travel once every five years or so I won't be able to try these any time soon. But I'm going to search around for something like these have them handy and try them when I do. I won't know if they work until I get scanned and then pulled over after for questioning. If/when I do I'll let the world know the results so everybody else can do the same thing. I believe there must be a simple way with a products like these to give the bird to the government and demand our privacy.

    With all the metal it may be tough to get through security but if the wand starts screaming a pat down should solve it. If they're after my junk I don't want some guy in another room - I have the right to look them in the eye and see their look of envy.

    -[d]-

    1. Re:Metallic Underwear by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      I can tell you what the outcome will be:

      "This guy has something to hide. Detain him for 4 hours, search his criminal records, family ties, known affiliates, strip search him, and put him on the Watch list."

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    2. Re:Metallic Underwear by DeanFox · · Score: 1

      I can tell you what the outcome will be: "This guy has something to hide. Detain him for 4 hours, search his criminal records, family ties, known affiliates, strip search him, and put him on the Watch list."

      What's scary is you're probably right. My best bet is the military silver/copper thread anti-bacterial briefs. I haven't found them yet on the commercial market. There is talk of coatings like this for "active wear" sports gear within the next few years. Although you may be correct - plausible denial on my part will help plus if these products become wide spread all the better.

      Your tone read as fear. And perhaps you're right. I'll be inconvenienced. It's one thing to post "they're going to far" and another to actually do something about it. I'm not a lamb willing to go to this slaughter without a fight. Besides I like screwing with the "man". Before my last flight I handled a pack of firecrackers from the previous Fourth of July, then proceeded to pack my carry-on. Funny that even though I and the handles of my carry-on were wiped - I passed inspection.

      tl;dr: I'm easily bored. And no, I do not take this theater seriously.

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  98. You had privacy before? by hufter · · Score: 1

    They will X-ray all your stuff, they may check them more closely - by just a random pick or if they are suspicious for some reason. That will probably tell more about you than what your genitals look like (chances are they are just typical normal genitals). If they think you might have some narcotics stuck in your ass, they will physically intrude your body to try and find them.
    Since you can put only a fraction of passengers through the scanners, the real problem is that how you use them scanner. It may be a real humiliation to the people picked. So, you cannot pick by race, religion and stuff like that. Random? - Okay but doesn't really stop any terror attempts. Maybe you are on some CIA watchlist, which doesn't necessarily make you a terrorist, but other passengers will think you may be a terrorist, even if you ware picked by random.

  99. Heathrow ! by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    The Airport that introduced you to Cavity Search !
    Now available with more balls !

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  100. Nudity can be "indecent" under UK law by Brian+Ribbon · · Score: 1

    "The law covers indecent images of children. They must be engaged in, or appearing to suggest, a sexual act."

    That is not true at all. An indecent image of a child is a photograph or pseudo-photograph which offends against the recognised standards of propriety*. Figures collected by Garda, the Irish police, showed that 44% of convictions for indecent images did not involve images depicting any suggestion of sexual activity**. Some people have even been successfully prosecuted for possessing images of children which contained no erotic posing; just nudity*.

    Don't believe the claim that UK law only criminalises images of child abuse. CEOP, the IWF, the NSPCC and others make a lot of money by untruthfully claiming that they require significant funding to fight a massive industry which systematically abuses children.

    The images produced by airport scanners are likely to offend against the recognised standards of propriety and will therefore be illegal under UK law.

    * http://newgon.com/wiki/Indecent_images_of_children#Indecency
    ** http://newgon.com/wiki/Research:_Child_Pornography#The_Nature_of_Child_Pornography

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  101. easy fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wear tinfoil underpants.

  102. X-Ray backscatter blocking clothing by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

    Back in 2002, Slashdot reported on Demron, a lightweight fabric that blocks radiation as well as lead. It's $600 for a medical apron that would effectively cover the torso, but worthwhile for some, perhaps. Such clothing might even become popular and reasonably priced if, say, it was designed to include a message or image viewable only on an X-Ray backscatter scanner.

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  103. There's always the anal option by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Take a tip from drug smuggers. Oh wait, Al Queda already did. Why is money being wasted on things that terrorists have already worked around? /people advocating these stupid machines should be liable.

  104. PSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they made a video about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

  105. A cheap simpler way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be more simple and much much cheaper to have people remove their clothes... i mean its like the same thing... except for the $$$$$$$ difference at each check point

  106. Do any of you know what you are talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many people in this discussion have ever worked with a Whole Body Imaging scanner? I'm guessing one, and that's counting me. There is nothing erotic or even identifiable about the images provided by these machines. They look more like the images from the "Bodies - the Exhibition" museum exhibit. I would have no complaints at all about bringing any member of my family through these scanners. Additionally, even if they cannot detect 100% of all threats, only a fool would argue that we shouldn't use any security measure that can't detect every single possible security threat every time. These scanners are part of a multi-layered security approach designed to reduce and deter threats as much as possible, and in that capacity, they are very effective if mandatory for all passengers.

    Don't get me wrong, I am as concerned and paranoid about my privacy as anyone. I give to the EFF and wear a tinfoil hat at Defcon. I certainly don't want glorified mall cops seeing my kids naked or posting pictures of them online. With the level of technical expertise of the people here involved in this discussion, I would hope that an understanding of the actual capabilities and limitations of this technology would triumph over this paranoid fear that someone can actually see or photograph anyone "naked".

    Let's try to be reasonable thinking people here and understand that there are, in fact, bad people in the world who are trying to kill us and our loved ones, and we should be willing to take reasonable measures to protect ourselves. Do I want to inadvertently star in amateur porn every time I get on a plane? No way. But am I willing to allow someone to see a blurry image of my insides if it might prevent or deter a terrorist from bringing explosives onto my flight? Absolutely.

  107. This won't apply to celebrities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Witness how Halle Berry and her family didn't have to go through what us plebs do:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/08/halle-berrys-family-bypas_n_416942.html

  108. No Rights, NO VISIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to the country that brought you disasters in Iraq, Afghanistan, United States, India, Canada, Australia, Hong Kong, and so on and so forth

    P.S.: Waterboard Tony Blair.

    Yours In Astrakhan,
    K. Trout

  109. Easy to predict what happens next. by evilgraham · · Score: 1

    In case no-one noticed, the last two attempts to blow anything up in flight, using a shoe, then pants, were utterly inept. Consequently, passengers have to take off their shoes, and now go through naked blob-body scanners. So the bad guys no longer have to actually come up with a viable attack, just persuade some idiot to somehow carry a noxious (of any description) substance onto a plane and fiddle about with it in order to ramp up the hysteria and precautions to a new and invidious level. We are making ourselves hostages to fortune here, because you just know how the next two attempts (I'm predicting both male and female protagonists) are going to go. At which point I hope that you've already unloaded any airline stock you happen to own. Remember, you read it here first!

  110. Invisible genitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible..."

    If I'm reading this right, people with invisible genitals are ruining the effectiveness of the scanner. The logical conclusion is to ban people with invisible genitals from flying, in name of security. You can't visually present your wang to the examining officer, you don't get to fly.

  111. I've got my defense ready by mrjb · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna sell tinfoil underwear and become rich!

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  112. No security airline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would gladly fly on an airline that did away with all this security nonsense. Secure the door to the cockpit so the plane can't be hijacked, then load everyone up. I'll take the very very small chance that someone will try to bomb the plane for a hundred or so casualties just so I don't have to put up with the hassle.

  113. Boggles my mind.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they're willing to spend all kinds of money on machines like this and invade people's privacy. Yet, I'm sure it costs a good bit less for some well trained bomb sniffing dogs..

  114. Totalitarian control! by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "Totalitarian control?" Yes it is the goal. First you get the people to be habituated to get scanned at airport. Then at the next occasion, you get them habits of being scanned at official government building, sometimes this is already in place. Then you get them to be scanned at major public transportation hub. Then you add camera everywhere, you make deep inspection of their packet compulsory, and sharing of their bank detail. The final step is to declare war on eurasia. And there you are winston Smith !

    And you know the worst ? I am seeing it happening right now, and nobody is even reacting

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  115. No more Heathrow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the USA. A quick check on orbitz.com, and I can fly into Gatwick just as easily as Heathrow...in fact, here's a flight on Virgin from nearby Orlando to Gatwick. The Gatwick Express train to London Victoria: 16.90 GBP one-way, 28.70 GBP round trip. The train runs 20 hours a day, every 15 minutes, and it's a 30-minute ride.

  116. Repeat after me: "Baaaaa baaaaa baaaa". by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Which features designed to prevent images being removed from the device?

    Oh, you mean the ones they told us are there? Baaaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!

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    1. Re:Repeat after me: "Baaaaa baaaaa baaaa". by maxume · · Score: 1

      Uh huh.

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  117. Re:One of the worst airports in the world gets wor by floodo1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    none of that is terrifying. unless there's random bombings happening every few days , GET OVER IT!

    people scare far too easily, because they're incapable of dealing with their emotions sufficiently.

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  118. Don't Trust The Government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take matters into my own hands when flying and blurr my own genitals before I go through.

  119. LOL at all the people with small penises by Zoidbot · · Score: 0

    Clearly they have a problem

    1. Re:LOL at all the people with small penises by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do, and it's detailed here.

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  120. Boxers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to get a pair of boxers that have metallic lettering in the form of:

    You Fag!
    I caught you looking!

  121. Laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree that these scanners will miss explosives that a reasonably smart person (someone who can use google) can hide. Just use http://xkcd.com/651/ as an example.

  122. Just you wait.... by mark-t · · Score: 3, Funny

    After scanning more than a couple of people who are shaped like me, they'll have security quitting in droves. The images will scar them for life.

  123. Easy Solution by furby076 · · Score: 1

    Use a metal detector to scan the genital area. Then give (males and females) a lead jock-strap type cup. Now nobody can see your genitals, and you get a full body cavity scan. If lead doesn't work, figure out another material

    We can do the safe thing and still have people feel like they are human beings treated with dignity.

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  124. I'll prefer Heathrow then - it will be safer by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Only if scanning doesnt make the lines longer and slower.

  125. Ob. Snatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avi: Doug, I dont like leaving my country for anything less than warm, sandy beaches and drinks with little straw hats.
    Doug the Head: But Avi, England has beaches!
    Avi: Yeah, who the fuck wants to see them?

  126. A changing marketplace. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

    Thank God for the free market! At least we can still fly charter. It may cost more, but at least you can avoid all the mess. Flying used to be a luxury, it looks like its moving back in that direction.

    For quick domestic flights check with your local small airport and you might find a pilot willing to fly for just fuel costs. Most pilots love to fly but it is very expensive maintaining an aircraft, if you help a pilot with their fuel and maintenance costs you may get quality cheap flights with zero security checkpoints!

  127. x-rays by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    It's not only privacy an issue, your not ment to submit the general public to ionising radiation unnessarily. Doesn't matter if it's "only a little bit", there should be a good reason to force people to have an x-ray.
    The Christmas bomber if anything, proved that it's not possible to make a bomb out of liquids. This artical: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/17/flying_toilet_terror_labs/ correctly predicted that the would be bomber is more likely to start a fire than an explosion.

  128. Mod parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an off-topic post.

  129. Bonus for /.ers... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...now there's a chance someone will see us naked... :-)

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  130. Millimeter-wave has millimeter resolutions... by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I don't know the resolution of the X-ray backscatter technology, but the other hi-res scanners they've been talking about get referred to as millimeter-wave or terahertz. A THz is about 1/3 mm. So basically, these devices have a resolution that'll show skin wrinkles.

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    1. Re:Millimeter-wave has millimeter resolutions... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, and the scanner in the video had trouble picking identifying his mobile phone.

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  131. We are in the minority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those of us who care about our personal sovereignty are in the minority.

    Philosophically, personal sovereignty is very important. But most people are not philosophers. Most people just don't care.

    So the government thinks it can get away with this level of personal infringement...and it is right. "We" are not to blame. It doesn't matter how much of a political fuss we make, how many politicians we contact, how we vote, or how we lobby. We are simply outnumbered.

    Bare it all for the total strangers who work for the government. It is, apparently, what the majority wants.
     

  132. Re:Really? Think of the Children! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory "Think of the Children" comment.

    My disagreement is much more strongly against the abuse of tax revenue and generic privacy infringement. Children are only modest because we tell them to be. The only people they're not supposed to be modest in front of are parents and doctors. The problem then becomes "how are security Professionals like doctors?" Other than being defined as human, they aren't.

    The other thing that bothers me about the security screening is that it's another radiation passed through the body. It wasn't until lung cancer deaths went up that people started seriously thinking about smoking as a real problem. The Romans used lead glaze in their cookware. We use lead sheilds to guard our genitals when getting x-rayed for broken bones, how could it be safer when done by TSA?

  133. Does leather foil it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does leather foil it?

    If not, what does? I mean, clearly it stops at flesh, so we just need something that is basically like flesh to wear over our nads.

    Now, I'm not saying that makes it ok or anything, I just want to know if there are any valid workarounds until we can actually solve these problems for real.

  134. they weren't waiting... they caused it by 1800maxim · · Score: 1

    It was a half-baked plot meant to fail, but also scare people. It was a pretense to install the machinery.

    In case anyone thinks it's nuts, I urge you to think deep and hard about where we are going.

    - every more of travel eventually will be subjected to extensive screening. all for the purpose of exercising control over people. it's air travel for now. it's train next. and even buses.

    - people are forced to move to cities more and more (for work), and cars will be the enemy of the urban dweller. public transit decisions will be made to discourage automobile use (for now), and eventually severely limit it or make it unaffordable. you'll be able to travel only so far as public transit takes you, and you give up your freedom of movement, you're at the mercy of the powers that be. just witness the transformation that most large/significant cities are undergoing (new york, london, toronto, etc...)

    - all your details are stored, including shopping, internet browsing. before too long, you'll only surf the "safe" kind of internet, and will have to pay for a license to access it.

    If you don't see that we're heading towards serfdom of the worst kind, I say look again.

    They will contrive scenarios that will be used as excuses or justifications to remove more and more freedoms. Eventually, you will own nothing, and you will owe your right of birth, existence, and death to the government.

  135. I'm actually quite proud of my genitals by mr_resident · · Score: 1

    Anybody who wants to look is more than welcome to do so.

  136. Lord Adonis? by Mothinator · · Score: 1

    From TFA: "Transport Secretary Lord Adonis said in the immediate future only a small proportion of airline passengers would be selected for scanning."

    Well I'm sure Lord Adonis has no problem showing off his perfect greco-roman body, but what about the rest of us?

  137. Sheeple.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, why is it everyone is so bent out of shape about the "naked" part, and not the "compulsory exposure to radiation" part?

    Is there something in the water, or the fast food, making people just plain fracking retarded?

    Where are the detailed studies showing that repeated exposure to this radiation won't cause health problems?

    Oh, what's that, the screeners are in a different room, yeah, it MUST be safe! (rolls eyes)

    I guess I won't be flying until a pat down option is available, or detailed peer-reviewed studies are published, showing that repeated exposure to these devices does not cause harm to frequent flyers, pregnant women/unborn babies, people w/ stents or pacemakers, etc.. People should refuse to be guinea pigs for GE and the TSA.. I plan to.

  138. This is just plain wrong by Sheik+Yerbouti · · Score: 1

    I won't be flying to Heathrow or Manchester as long as this is the case. And it's not about someone seeing my junk. That really does not bother me. All though it is interesting that if I whipped it out in the Airport I would surely be arrested for indecent exposure and yet this whole thing is compulsory. But this is more about the princicipal of the matter this is a gross violation of civil rights and I will not tolerate it.

    If your a subject of her majesty the queen and you aren't up in arms about this and don't fight it tooth and nail then you deserve what you get.

    Let's also not forget that what failed largely in the case of the attempted underwear bomber was not airport scanners. What failed was the American inelligence services. I mean for Christ sakes his father showed up at the American embassy in Nigeria and warned anyone who would listen that his son was a threat and they did nothing with this information. So why on earth should we give up our civil liberties as a fail safe to government mailaise and incompetence that is absurd beyond belief.

    Also just from a pure safety perspective motor vehicle accidents cause about 40k deaths a year in the US alone and around 4million injuries. Terrorism over the last TEN YEARS in the US does not even rate by comparison. So there really is very little security to even be had as a result of giving up your liberties it's just insane.

  139. Today the terrorists have won by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Bin Laden will be happy when he hears about this in his cave in six months time.

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  140. Smoking isn't all bad by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I'm a nonsmoker.

    There are economic advantages to smoking. It seems very silly to ban smoking everywhere, and at the same time keep worrying about the "aging population problem".

    1) Smokers tend to die sooner after their productiveness declines. Whereas healthy nonsmokers are more likely to live for 1, or 2 more decades thus using up more resources and still get something just as expensive as lung cancer. Remember eating all that healthy stuff and getting good exercise means you are less likely to get heart disease or a stroke and so you are more likely to die of cancer. You can't avoid death, just postpone it.

    2) If you do it right the tobacco taxes more than make up for what they cost (which means they help pay for the nonsmokers like me :) ).

    For example: in the UK smoking related problems cost the NHS 5 billion pounds a year. However the tobacco taxes bring in 10 billion pounds a year. Thus UK smokers contribute more than they take out from the system. And it's easier to make smokers pay more in taxes, than to increase income or sales taxes.

    By all means educate people about the dangers of smoking, and take measures to prevent nonadults from smoking. But if adults still want to smoke, let them - as long as it doesn't cause stuff to blow up etc.

    As for 2nd hand smoke, it's simple: to increase the number of smoke-free places (e.g. restaurants, pubs), just tax places that allow smoking more than those that don't (e.g. require more expensive operating licenses). That way you get increased tax revenue, while maintaining choice. Banning doesn't increase tax revenue at all.

    There are lots of unhealthy/risky stuff we do everyday which makes the danger of 2nd hand smoke pale in comparison. Consuming large fries+fizzy sugar water every day will probably kill most people faster than having them breathe in 2nd hand cigarette smoke everyday.

    Compare:
    http://www.cancer.org/docroot/ped/content/ped_10_2x_secondhand_smoke-clean_indoor_air.asp
    http://health.howstuffworks.com/death-by-auto-accident-or-french-fry2.htm

    Yes there's a choice to consume fries or not. But with my suggestion (taxing places that allow smoking) there'll also be choice for both nonsmokers AND smokers.

    Maybe every year a country should give a posthumous award (The Black Lung?) to the top smokers who died contributing to their country... ;)

    So to you smokers out there, "Thanks!"

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  141. Investment opportunities: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else see hints of a second golden age of cruise ships and luxury trains?

  142. The only solution by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only way to stand to terrorism is to be not terrorized.

    You are not terrorized when you are killed, or 2000 of your countrimen are killed. You are terrorized when the killing scares you for life, when you become jittery, when you are afraid of your brown skin neighbors, when you allow your government to strip search you.

    As Roosevelt said: the only fear should be the fear itself (or something to that matter).

    Stop fearing, and the terrorism will stop. Admit that 9/11 and 7/7 was a blowback for your own actions, take it like men. I respect more the decision to go to war against us, Muslims, than all the humiliation you subject yourself out the fear of death. You will die anyway, 100% probability, as every living being on the planet, if not tomorrow, then the day after tomorrow, next year, next decade, next century. Life for the sole purpose of living does not cost much, ask the death row inmates. life is meaningful only if you can maintain your essential core that makes you an individual.

    Somehow all those notions I am talking about became archaic in the Western countries...

    Well, here, I have said it, mark me a troll now.

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  143. OFFTOPIC: Re:The only solution by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    I did not notice that there have been already 574 replies to the article. I am sure there is almost 100% mathematical expectation that nobody will read my above comment as well as this comment. In this regards I wonder what is the statistics of views for the comments after N comments have been already submitted...

    Never mind. I am just talking to myself....

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    1. Re:OFFTOPIC: Re:The only solution by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Well, don't take that sure bet! Perhaps the probability of being read is a lot less that 100%.

      However, the probability of no replies, that, surely must be almost 100%... :)

      Regards.

  144. Some people have to be hand scanned. by cvtan · · Score: 2, Informative

    My wife has two knee replacements and a pacemaker. She can't go through the current metal detector and I wonder if she can go through a full body scanner.

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  145. I'd pay extra to avoid this. by gknoy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to moderate some very good posts, but it occurred to me ...

    I would gladly drive extra or pay extra to fly the Unsafe Skies. I bet that if some airlines and a specific airport in a major metropolitan area were to adopt a "We won't scan/frisk/xray/etc you" policy, customers would jump on it. Imagine this scenario:

    - You don't have to take off your shoes.
    - We don't want to see you naked.
    - Aside from some bomb sniffing dogs and some Israeli-style attention, we don't check for much on planes.
    - You can bring knives on the airplane. So can everyone else, though.
    - Please no guns.
    - We only fly to other airports with similar "relaxed" security, or else you need to go through normal security when you get where you're going.

    I guess x-raying might be necessary, or perhaps a chemical sniffer (?) for bomb-stuff... but the general idea would be that we are Okay with armed passengers, as anyone that tries something with a box cutter will have a herd of angry passengers to deal with.

    I wonder how financially viable that would be. Would it get more demand than the strip-search airports?

  146. Clear message: Children should not fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people must be scanned like this at an airport then, apparently, flying in an airplane is extremely dangerous. There must be terrorists trying to get on every other airplane each day. If a reasonable adult chooses to to put themselves in such a dangerous environment then I suppose such screening are reasonable for safety. Still, best to avoid flying since it is so dangerous.

    The requirement to scan children like this should send a clear message. It is irresponsible for parents to put their children on these dangerous airplanes. Children should not be allowed on airplanes at all because it is not safe.

    Now, if you will excuse me, I need to get my kids in the car, drive down a 16-lane interstate surrounded by morons and drunks in multi-ton missiles, and with any luck reach where I need to take them without getting killed.

  147. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last few years have been a game of how-much-more-will-the-brits-take-before-they-have-enough-and-take-their-country-back. Seeing this article made me happy. Now it's in the open. EVERYONE has to do this, not just that guy who looks like he could be muslim. If nobody does anything about this, I think England can be said to be well and truly lost.

  148. Sicherheitstheater macht frei by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sicherheitstheater macht frei

  149. They need to make up their minds! by sjames · · Score: 1

    Let's see if I have this right. I do not have the option to not be seen naked in this scanner. If I try to bypass it, I get arrested. They say there's absolutely nothing wrong with being seen naked. However, if I decide to get it over with and just go to the airport naked they'll arrest me for indecent exposure?

  150. The nightclub version by Animats · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for Z-backscatter technology to filter down to nightclubs.

    At the cooler nightclubs, they'd probably send the images to big-screen monitors so everyone could watch.

    Although, really, Z-backscatter images aren't erotic. If they were, there would be porno sites with X-ray images. They can be embarrassing, because they show flab very clearly. But that's usually obvious even with clothing on.

  151. security checkpoint pick-up line by justcallmejay · · Score: 1

    I hope they don't charge me extra for an oversized carry-on.

  152. It is now time by TheNinja74 · · Score: 1

    Throwing politically correctness out the window and taking in the facts and considering how many rights this is violating alone what is wrong with racial / age profiling in the situation? How many Caucasian Christians (or Asian Buddhists, etc..)attempted to blow up an airplane with him/her self on it in the last 10 years?? Racial profiling is the most effective use of security personal time and efforts. Why waste time scanning an old lady or child??

  153. Selective memory by 200_success · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you remember...

    • Timothy McVeigh (the most destructive terrorist attack in the US prior to Sep 11 2001)
    • Unabomber
    • Aum Shinrikyo
    • Anne Mary Murphy

    A large part of why people feel threatened by Muslims is just that they happen to be an easily identifiable foreign group. A security system based on racial profiling is a security system with a back door.

    Oddly, the UK government did not lose its senses during the IRA attacks the way it has now.

    1. Re:Selective memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not really that odd. The US wasn't involved with IRA attacks.

    2. Re:Selective memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly, the UK government did not lose its senses during the IRA attacks the way it has now.

      The UK was "fighting" the cold war at the time, so throwing away liberty probably wasn't politically possible.

      Though our government still brought in internment, which was effectively the biggest recruiting drive the IRA ever had...
      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Operation_Demetrius

    3. Re:Selective memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean apart from all the fucking funding?

    4. Re:Selective memory by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be too sure of that. You might not have been targeted, but there's certainly evidence that the US was involved.

  154. What'd you expect? by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

    What'd you expect, to be treated with dignity?

    Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

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  155. It didn't even take 3 planes... by jeko · · Score: 1

    Actually, it only took one. As soon as the passengers on the fourth jet heard about the first one and found out they weren't just gonna get rerouted to Havana, they put a stop to it.

    Here's the meme we need to get going: Every terrorist attack since 9/11 has been ended by civilians. In fact, the ONLY terrorist attack that was stopped on 9/11 was stopped by civilians. Not "the authorities," not "the military," and for damn sure not the TSA. The civilians on the plane will put a stop to it. These intrusions on our civil rights are not only unconstitutional, they're USELESS. The people who are pushing this care everything for their personal power and nothing for your safety.

    Actually, looking at the history of mass attacks and disturbances -- the UT Tower sniper, the VA Tech shooting, the LA riots, Columbine, Katrina -- the standard police response has been to hide and cower in fear while "the authorities" screech "officer safety, officer safety" at the cameras. Hell, in Katrina the cops joined in the looting. Drop in on the forums at "officer.com" some time. It'll take about ten minutes before you hear some cop whine about how he's not gonna risk mussing up his hair for "the sheeple..."

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  156. people get upset over the wrong thing by vanyel · · Score: 1

    It really boggles my mind how people get upset over body parts, I mean just exactly how does it hurt anyone for the security people (or anyone else for that matter) to see you bare?

    And yet none of the hoorah is over the trend towards police states everywhere.

  157. Now it's okay... by Shabazz+Rabbinowitz · · Score: 1

    reports a few years back said X-ray backscatter devices aren't effective unless the genitals of people going through them are visible

    Oh, sure. Now all of a sudden it's okay to show your genitals to the airport staff.

  158. The cavity search? What about the cavity search? by dogzdik · · Score: 1

    My life has been missing that "vital zing" since the cavity searches stopped. I was always first in line, because I wanted that fist up to the wrist; and to be the glove puppet for that nasty, nasty orifice inspector..... Sigh.... The good old days of air travel are now gone forever.

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  159. Mod parent up - damn good idea! by bradley13 · · Score: 1

    Sadly, I am out of mod points. Equally sadly, I doubt the TSA would allow this.

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  160. Why don't they just ask me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an ex commando I have no issues with getting my kit off gettting naked instead of scanning me. Want to see my cock or arse fine. Goosey Goosey Gander!

  161. Think this through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If terrorism were a real problem, none of this stuff would matter, because the terrorists would just attack the security checkpoints instead.

  162. Airport securithugs by dugeen · · Score: 1

    New Labour have assured us that the images from these scans can't be stored, misused or sold on by corrupt staff. I won't bore you by reminding you once more of all the other assurances New Labour gave that turned out to be 100% untrue. Incidentally, what happens to people who 'choose' not to be scanned? Are they allowed to leave the airport unmolested, or is it straight off to the torture camps to explain their 'suspicious' behaviour?

  163. Would they scan.... by dalg · · Score: 1

    ...the naked rambler? He's threatened with jail time for being nekid, and now they want to make people passing through Heathrow nekid. Go figure

  164. Home of the Brave by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    You're more likely to die from falling down your basement stairs, and far more likely to die at the hands of your own family than a terrorist.

    Seriously. How did we become so afraid? What ever happened to the "home of the brave"?

    Now we see "terrorist" on every street corner or contrary opinion, and we collect entire libraries of fear: killer teen drivers, killer food, killer water, killer drugs, killer jobs, killer germs, killer bees, killer staircases.

    Instead of facing dangers, we construct ever more convoluted ways to hide from them, and fail to just deal with them.

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  165. The First Galactic Empire by Tony+Stark · · Score: 1

    So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous balls.

  166. Stupidity = Security by xenobyte · · Score: 1

    I have simply stopped flying completely until they wake up and start treating the passengers decently and stop the completely stupid and inefficient security theater with an arsenal of scanners, strip searches and other deeply invasive measures. Proper profiling would do the trick much more efficiently and securely; the current scanners and methods still wouldn't have stopped the 9/11 terrorists for instance.

    At the very least they need to do their job in ways much less abusive than they do today. They bark orders around and treat people like a cross between common trash and a heavily armed terrorists... smiling seems banned and people skills non-existent (job requirement it seems). Perhaps regulating the pay of the security personnel based on passenger evaluations would help? - More smiles, nicer methods, more flexibility, sense of humor... Could make the security check fun even! :)

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