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  1. Oh Yeah?! on Red Hat CEO Questions Relevance of Desktop Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about laptops, huh?!

  2. Re:Their Last Straw... on China Blocks YouTube, Again · · Score: 1

    It's their one great fear: disintegration/segmentation.

    China seems to be the only ancient empire that managed to maintain intact to the modern time. Any other contender?

  3. Well, it's like... on "Slacker DBs" vs. Old-Guard DBs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Either is cool with me, as long they are cool and takes care of business, you know what I am saying?

    It's all good.

  4. Re:I know this one on Researchers Demo BIOS Attack That Survives Disk Wipes · · Score: 1

    What if it's windy and there is no moon?

  5. Re:And will be unavailable anyplace else.... on World's Cheapest Car Goes On Sale In India · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Dude, at least give up one of your cars before whining about allowing others to have just one - typical Indian families have far more to go before catching up anywhere near your level of consumption.

  6. I know this one on Researchers Demo BIOS Attack That Survives Disk Wipes · · Score: 1

    So what's the only way to be sure?

  7. Re:And will be unavailable anyplace else.... on World's Cheapest Car Goes On Sale In India · · Score: 4, Informative

    "And honestly, is it really a good idea to enable more people to buy cars?"

    I assume you don't own one, yes?

    "I could see it if a very low emissions small car was available to the poor to help get the nasty junk off the road..."

    Nano's emission would be far more benign than 2-cycle autorickshaws, not mention being far more safe.

  8. San Fernando Valley on Places Where the World's Tech Pools, Despite the Internet · · Score: 1

    You know, the porn capital. Will spare you the obvious verbiage.

  9. Tim, my man... on Universal Remote's Days Are Numbered · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel you, man. It sucks to post these non-stories, but it's slim picking and what you gonna do?

    That's it, right?

  10. Re:they weren't the only ones asleep at the switch on US Nuclear Sub Crashes Into US Navy Amphibious Vessel · · Score: 4, Funny

    "usually Slashdot is pretty quick to get the news but his happened yesterday folks"

    That was true back when slashdot was in paper edition, but since they switched to this new-fangled website thingy, it just haven't been the same.

    One day, my lawn will have a real grass instead of this painted-over green dirt.

  11. End of the world on Ballmer Scorns Apple As a $500 Logo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm agreeing with Balmer... so hell has frozen over.

    I've better go dump all my money while I can. Maybe I'll get a mac.

  12. Forget'em on Programming Language Specialization Dilemma · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do your best to forget everything you've learned in CS, and go to nursing school. You'd be happier and live longer. :-)

  13. Re:Half-way measures on Taxpayers Fund AIG Lawsuit Against US · · Score: 1

    Dude, like, that's what I said. You from the redundancy dept I keep hearing about around here?

  14. Half-way measures on Taxpayers Fund AIG Lawsuit Against US · · Score: 1

    I'm not in finance, but this half-ass measure of injecting money into AIG seems, well, half-assed. We should either have let it fall, or nationalize it outright and sell it off piece-meal (or whole). Grab a (semi)patriotic Gordon Gecko and put him to work - we don't lack Gordon Geckos, do we?

    Maybe?

  15. Re:Are you sure you wanna do that? on From an Unrelated Career To IT/Programming? · · Score: 1

    The parent post was modded +5 insightful. Get the message?

    5 trillion geeks can't all be wrong!

    But then they went into IT, didn't they? Stupid gits...

  16. Re:Heck I'd settle for 1 G... on Apple and AT&T Sued, Again, Over 3G · · Score: 1

    You people on the coasts are so spoiled. Up here in ND, I'd settle for a choice of cell phone companies that provide coverage in most of the state. IPhones are an unkown commodity up here.

    This don't concern you, we talking American stuff here.

  17. Re:Yes they could make it much easier. on Recovery.gov Not Very Transparent · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the important category "What money?!".

  18. CSR on Shell Ditches Wind, Solar, and Hydro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Corporate Social Responsibility is another one of those dishonest and fraudulent business fads, flaunting secondary goal that often contradict with the primary goal of making money. When push comes to shove, guess which one would prevail. Shell is an oil company, set up to make money in oil business. Criticizing it for not being "socially responsible" (however you define it) is like berating a snake for not acting like a cow.

    You want renewable energy, set up monetary incentive for it, and be prepared to pay for it.

  19. Re:So... on Google's Information On DMCA Takedown Abuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Purjury is difficult to prosecute because you need to prove it to be willful or some such. Of course, I'm of slashdot school of legal philosophy AKA "talk outta ma ass".

  20. Re:Wow, you're even bigger liars than us yankees. on UK Gov't May Track All Facebook Traffic · · Score: 1

    "11:36pm - Go to bed. Really loving these american TV dinners."

    Hah! We've already won. All bow your head to "the other white meat!!!"

  21. Perl 6 reference implementation on Parrot 1.0.0 Released · · Score: 1

    So there is a spec for Perl 6? Now there is something novel from Perl camp.

  22. Re:ok slashdot on 95M-Year-Old Octopus Fossils Discovered · · Score: 5, Funny

    So this cthulhu walks into a bar, right, and...

    Hey, anyone remember how this one goes? Damn, this over-22 thing is a drag...

  23. Re:Oy! on Computer Science Major Is Cool Again · · Score: 1

    Throw out "accounting". That's like comparing zebra and uranutang.

  24. Re:YMMV on Brain Decline Begins At Age 27 · · Score: 1

    "I used to be fast, I could catch a fly in mid flight with my bare hand. Now I can only catch the old flies."

    Good one, worth repeating.

  25. Re:Pretty easy list on What Features Should Be Included With iPhone 3.0? · · Score: 1

    But I've better use iTape to tape'em all. Other tapes of inferior quality would probably damage My iPrecious.