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Taxpayers Fund AIG Lawsuit Against US

AIG, now infamous for their executive bonuses, has decided that the $200 billion they received from the government is not nearly enough and is suing the government for the return of $306 million in tax payments. "AIG is effectively suing its majority owner, the government, which has an 80 percent stake and has poured nearly $200 billion into the insurer in a bid to avert its collapse and avoid troubling the global financial markets. The company is in effect asking for even more money, in the form of tax refunds. The suit also suggests that AIG. is spending taxpayer money to pursue its case, something it is legally entitled to do. Its initial claim was denied by the Internal Revenue Service last year."

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  1. Is anyone surprised? by seanadams.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Obama says "blame me", which is political-speak for "screw you, it's done, get over it". He won't be saying "blame me" when the honeymoon is over and this escalates to a full scale popular revolt.

    We KNEW AIG were crooks long before we gave them this money. Why did they do it? Where the fuck was the outrage when these bailouts were first suggested? I've been outraged since the beginning, because the whole game plan has been obvious to me since they robbed us of that first $700B. And yet polls suggest that Americans STILL think this is going to work somehow.

    These people: the Congress, the President, AIG, are all just a bunch of god damned frat boys, scratching each other's backs and doling out our tax money to each other in such staggering volumes that it WILL be the end of this country if we don't stop right now.

    Did you all catch Chris Dodd saying he had nothing to do with the change in the bailout legislation to allow these bonuses, then the next day saying oops, that was me. "Somebody should have caught it sooner" - yeah, right, if the bill had any chance of being reviewed by the legislators themselves, let alone the public, before if slipped past Obama's desk quicker than a greased turd. What happened to those 5 days, huh?

    Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country? Obama can stimulate my ass.

    1. Re:Is anyone surprised? by homer_s · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is funny how people focus on the $165 million, but not on the $173 BILLION that was essentially paid to AIG's gambling clients. And one of those, Goldman, has a lot of their people in the treasury - Henry Paulson being one example.

      I think the problem is that all big numbers pretty much look alike to most people & it is easy to create mass outrage at something people understand (bonuses to AIG execs) than something that people don't get (payments to AIG's counterparties).

    2. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is because both Kang and Kodoss were in favor of bailouts for corporate fatcats.

    3. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country? Obama can stimulate my ass.

      That might make your prostate happy but what about the rest of us?

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    4. Re:Is anyone surprised? by truthsearch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "blame me", which is political-speak for "screw you, it's done, get over it".

      No, it's political speak for "the buck stops with me." In other words, something may be the fault of his staff, but the ultimate responsibility is with him. He's saying he won't simply throw someone else under the bus like previous presidents.

      We KNEW AIG were crooks long before we gave them this money. Why did they do it?

      My personal, uneducated opinion is that Obama felt it necessary to continue the plan that started under the last administration. During an emergency it would be very unnerving for the plan to drastically change. My guess is the hope to restore general confidence overcame the desire to fix this bungle. Also at play is the "Wall Street insiders" who laid out the last plan and continue to work for the Treasury and Fed.

    5. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Shakes268 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I am stunned that you can speak of the Chosen One in such a manner. Your punishment is that you are forever required to speak on from a teleprompter.

    6. Re:Is anyone surprised? by pieisgood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Keynesian economics, as an idea, is very infectious. Why? Because, I guess, at some level people THINK this kind of action will work. Of course they aren't exactly following why the government is doing this (to prevent deflation). The problem is that now... it will cause massive inflation... or so I think. It's really not me thinking either, I just take Peter Schiffs word for it... if only because he demonstrated that he really is a professional in his field.

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    7. Re:Is anyone surprised? by qoncept · · Score: 1

      That's a whole lot of angry words without even a bit of content. Everyone hates AIG, why are you making such a long winded post to convince us? If you have solutions, offer them. Otherwise you might want to hang out at a barbershop and bitch with the other old men.

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    8. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SBrach · · Score: 5, Insightful
    9. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Narpak · · Score: 1

      I guess the paranoid mind could be forgiven for thinking that it looks like the leaders of AIG want to buy some major goodwill among their "high-end" employees. Perhaps so they will join them when they create a new company a little bit down the road.

    10. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mention outrage and Obama, but I am outraged as well and have been ever since the bailing out started in the last presidency. its utterly ridiculous, but hardly something that only occurred in the past 60 days.

    11. Re:Is anyone surprised? by bentcd · · Score: 1

      These people: the Congress, the President, AIG, are all just a bunch of god damned frat boys, scratching each other's backs and doling out our tax money to each other in such staggering volumes that it WILL be the end of this country if we don't stop right now.

      Not just your tax money (doling out your tax money is /so/ last year): with the recent $300B+ "quantitative easing" they're also doling out your savings by generally diluting the value of everyone's dollars. On the plus side, I suppose, the Chinese are very unhappy about this so perhaps it's good for /something/.

      I'm just happy I don't actually own any dollars, or any assets that are valued in dollars. Or British pounds. Or Japanese yen. Or Swiss francs. Or any other helicopter currency I suppose :-)

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    12. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Obama can stimulate my ass.

      Incidently, funny you should say that...

    13. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But we already saw that this wasn't working BEFORE the inauguration... so that's no excuse. If you see that something is not working (and it never would have... it was simply a taxpayer ripoff), then you DON'T just throw more money at it. That's the stupidest thing you can do.

      And for someobody who is supposed to be as smart as he is, I have seen him do a LOT of stupid things, in his very short time in office.

    14. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Toonol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's hard not to think the huge furor about the bonuses is being whipped up as some sort of distraction, or maybe to fuel outrage to get some other obnoxious bill passed.

      The bonuses are unseemly, true, but they seem to be guaranteed by the employee contracts, and so all the yelling in the world by unhinged congressmen are not going to change anything. Plus, financially, they're an insignificant part of the bailout moneys. I wouldn't mind businesses reeling in the bonus amounts in the future, because of public wrath, but I fear that congress is preparing the public to ram through something like even more punitive taxes.

    15. Re:Is anyone surprised? by castironpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      C'mon, now. Revolt? Public outrage? That's so last century. America's too fat and happy to get off its lazy ass and do anything about this.

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    16. Re:Is anyone surprised? by pehrs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't think you understand the term "systematic danger". Lets do it in computer science speak:

      You have a run away critical process somewhere in your critical system. It is eating memory like mad. It will take down the whole system when you run out of memory. Do you

      1: Try to expand the memory for it, even at the cost of less critical applications, while you sort out the problem.

      2: Do nothing and wait for the whole thing to come crashing down.

      3: Begin looking for who ever wrote the crap to take away his bonus for successfully completing the project last year.

      Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy. As in NO MONEY IN THE ATM crash. As in NO FUEL FOR YOUR CAR crash. It might cost billions, but the alternative is far worse. Think Zimbawe. They have been allowed to grow too large to fail, and there is no way out of it except to keep them alive until they can be split up and sold.

      What you should be asking is why the Republican party is still against nationalization of banks... Because currently, the taxpayers get to enjoy all the risk, while the owners of the banks gets the profits. And that is not a matter of a few million dollars to the executives. That's a matter of many billions. Being too large to fail is very very profitable.

      Look at the Swedish bank crash of 1992. Notice that the Swedish taxpayers actually came out of it with a profit, after nationalizing several failing banks. But that is not what the US is doing. While you are busy arguing about a few millions billions are being pulled from under you.

      Please stop being a sheep.

    17. Re:Is anyone surprised? by spirality · · Score: 1, Troll

      Yeah, I second that one. $165 million is chump change compared to what AIG has taken from the government. They should have been allowed to fail, claim chapter 11 or chapter 7 if it came to that.

      But again, Paulson was looking out for his buddies.

      Welcome to the Fascist States of America

    18. Re:Is anyone surprised? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      doling out our tax money to each other in such staggering volumes that it WILL be the end of this country

      You are not alone

      The end of the world as we know it

      Not to come up with a conspiracy theory (I prefer to think of system intrinsics that 'force' developments along a set of preferred paths), but how would you think one organizes a worldwide cash transfer of ~2*10^12$ (most likely even more) from the tax payer (aka consumer) in days of staggering markets?

      CC.

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    19. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Obama says "blame me", which is political-speak for "screw you, it's done, get over it". He won't be saying "blame me" when the honeymoon is over and this escalates to a full scale popular revolt.

      FYI, this was a done deal before Obama got elected.

      You could blame the previous regime for treating the bailout like a handout, but they were in a jam over this too. The contracts were already in place, so the administration's choices were -

      a) give them the money anyway

      b) refuse to give them the money

      c) ask them to renegotiate the contracts

      (b) was out because AIG was "too big to fail".

      (c) was out because the administration didn't have any bargaining power. The guys getting the bonuses knew the feds weren't going to withhold the money, because if they weren't "too big to fail" the feds wouldn't have come around in the first place.

      So we got stuck with (a). And we're still stuck with it; the Congress's silly trick won't stand up in court.

      But why are we up in arms over this to begin with? $160,000,000 is pocket change compared to what the previous administration has been throwing around without accountability. The falsely motivated Iraq war is going to cost us two trillion dollars. (Even if you're part of the minority who still thinks the war was a good idea, we've lost track of billions of dollars that was sent over.)

      Yeah, we're getting screwed. novem continuas fututiones. But this isn't in the top ten.

    20. Re:Is anyone surprised? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      If you actually read his post, you would know it's more about the incompetence of the government than AIG.

    21. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rastilin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We KNEW AIG were crooks long before we gave them this money. Why did they do it? Where the fuck was the outrage when these bailouts were first suggested? I've been outraged since the beginning, because the whole game plan has been obvious to me since they robbed us of that first $700B. And yet polls suggest that Americans STILL think this is going to work somehow.

      Were you high? The outrage was EVERYWHERE, eventually however people decided that the possibility of losing their bank accounts was worth the massive irritation in bailing out these losers. We've had this debate before and others, including myself; collectively decided to grit our teeth and do it because it was necessary. Remember the bailout was actually shot down the first time it was proposed.

      These people: the Congress, the President, AIG, are all just a bunch of god damned frat boys, scratching each other's backs and doling out our tax money to each other in such staggering volumes that it WILL be the end of this country if we don't stop right now.

      Wow, all of them; congratulations you've opened my eyes to the MASSIVE CONSPIRACY AGAINST YOU. Even the guy who wasn't around till 49 days or so earlier; he's in it too. Me I prefer the far more sane explanation, he and the rest of the cabinet are trying to prop up a bunch of retards determined to decimate themselves by any means possible. Really any sort of conspiracy would basically require the participants to be intelligent and wise; the idea that this bunch of idiots are actually part of anything more complicated than feeding and using the toilets is pretty far-fetched.

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    22. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to nitpick (ok, I guess I am nitpicking) but wasn't the AIG bailout in 2008, BEFORE Obama became president? I'm with you on the outrage though. For some reason, I think this is all theater and everyone involved is laughing as they pocket OUR money.

    23. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      While I dislike Chris Dodd in general, blaming him for this is a complete misinterpretation of his Amendment.
      Dodd added an amendment to the bailout limiting bonuses, an exception was added for anything contracted before the bill became law.
      If it wasn't for Dodd's amendment the bonuses would have been legal anyways, the exception was kinda stupid but if you think about it not having the exception would be a bit illigal as it would be an attempt to change contract law, exactly what we are doing right now.

    24. Re:Is anyone surprised? by bytesex · · Score: 1

      I would expand memory for it, until I was sure that I could safely kill it, and then I'd pull its plug.

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    25. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nelsonal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We gave them money because if AIG fails, two huge things go down with them. First, Europe's big banks all of them (who used AIG to get cheap insurance--they'd suddenly need new equity on the order of 30-50 billion). Second, money market funds who would be facing much larger losses then they did with Lehman after all of AIG's derivative counterparties get first cut unsecured lenders would take huge haircuts, likely leading to several funds "breaking the buck" and a run on their virtual banks. Since sending $200 billion to AIG is much cheaper than dealing with the carnage those events would cause, the government holds its nose and hopes for the best.

      Look on the bright side, with this method, the governments of the world (led by the US) would be paying for the losses anyway (both the businesses mentioned above are too big to fail) so by leaving AIG intact they get to capture the cashflows from the life, P&C and other solid insurance businesses.

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    26. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Shakes268 has negative karma and thus the post starts at -1.

    27. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fropenn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You are right - it reminds me of when folks were rejecting the entire budget because it was 2% earmarks. 2%.

      In any case, this lawsuit seems very strange. If AIG "wins" the lawsuit, then the IRS pays AIG - but since AIG is 80% owned by the government, then 80% of that money would essentially go to support the government's investment in AIG (and could conceivably be used to pay dividends back to the entity from which the money was taken!).

      I suspect that the lawsuit is really about specific business practices that AIG would like to continue using in the future (assuming AIG continues to operate in the future) and would like to establish the tax-free status of those practices.

    28. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're right, obviously. Democrats aren't happy with mere bailouts. Now they'll create outrage how the present management used the bailouts, to create even more control of the government.

      Then we'll only have fannie and freddie banks left, with the government in control.

      But even that is only half the way Obama and the democrats want to take america. After all mere government control of companies is fascism. That's only half of it. They want full blown communism.

    29. Re:Is anyone surprised? by pehrs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is more or less exactly what the US government is doing with smaller banks. They take over, give them the resources needed and then shuts the banks down.

    30. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you fail so freakin' hard. Look at GP's comment history - he/she/it posts at -1.

    31. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MattW · · Score: 4, Insightful

      AIG's counterparties were hardly gambling. They were buying CDS contracts from AIG effectively as insurance, believing AIG was big enough and creditworthy enough that this rendered their default risk close to zero.

      AIG was certainly gambling, although the "risk" was the risk of a systemic collapse in housing prices. (Check.)

      The counterparties believed they had insurance on their CDOs from a very reputable institution (AIG).

      My, how different the world looks with hindsight.

    32. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rastilin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The bonuses are unseemly, true, but they seem to be guaranteed by the employee contracts, and so all the yelling in the world by unhinged congressmen are not going to change anything. Plus, financially, they're an insignificant part of the bailout moneys. I wouldn't mind businesses reeling in the bonus amounts in the future, because of public wrath, but I fear that congress is preparing the public to ram through something like even more punitive taxes.

      Then is it just me that noticed a 90% tax rate bill actually get passed just a while ago; 90%, specifically to tax these bonuses. It looks like their anger is changing quite a bit.

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    33. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Stele · · Score: 1, Troll

      Welcome to the Fascist States of America

      You say that like we're just arriving there...

    34. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What you should be asking is why the Republican party is still against nationalization of banks... Because currently, the taxpayers get to enjoy all the risk, while the owners of the banks gets the profits.

      Bu..buh.. but nationalizing banks, why thats... that's socialism! Having everyone but the responsible parties foot the bill for the excesses of the rich and privileged is just the American way - we're keeping the free market going!

    35. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's your cookie for being the FIRST to notice this.

    36. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People who are much smarter than you support the theory that the bailouts will help the economy recover. People who spend their entire lives devoted to the theories in economics. We call them Nobel Prize winners, we call them Professors, we call them experts.

      Yet your 10 minute analysis of fourth-hand, spoon fed media data has swayed me. Those other guys are wrong.

    37. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My personal, uneducated opinion is that Obama felt it necessary to continue the plan that started under the last administration.

      You mean continuing the plan that HE helped start? He voted for, and cheerleaded the Bush bailout in the first place. He obviously thought it was a good idea.

    38. Re:Is anyone surprised? by pete-classic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obama felt it necessary to continue the plan that started under the last administration.

      Oh, brave new world! Where "change" means "keep doing the same fucking thing"!

      -Peter

    39. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      People who are good a business, particularly in the US, are good because they are dicks and have no problem with that. Why is this a surprise to anyone? Businesses have been doing everything and anything they can to make a profit regardless of ethics for a long time and this is no different. The problem is not even the bailing out, the problem is a system that allowed and even encouraged people to be like this and reap benefits from it.

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    40. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Bush was a pretty complete zero but he pushed the virtue of loyalty to a fault.

      He was amazingly loyal to his team compared to any prior president in my lifetime (going back to about carter).

      Obama let the congressional democrats walk all over him. I hope he changes that in round two- I voted for him. So far he is not doing as good a job as Clinton did in controlling congress and pushing his agenda. Unless his agenda is to spend money like a drunken sailor and destroy the U.S. dollar as the world's reserve currency through massive inflation.

      Obama seems like a smart guy. He probably needs to show loyalty to and protect his team if he is going to do well long term. I was completely amazed with some of the crap Bush got away with through sheer assertion.

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    41. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then you DON'T just throw more money at it

      We humbly request that you restrain from using plain English to describe the administration's actions. The proper term is "stay the course".

      Who knows, maybe Obama will put Robert Gates in charge of the economy and he'll single-handedly turn it around despite the administration's best efforts just like he did the war.

    42. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jgtg32a · · Score: 4, Interesting

      $410,000,000,000*.02=8,200,000,000
      Or about 20 bridges to nowhere

    43. Re:Is anyone surprised? by iron-kurton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why did they do it? Obama received a lot of campaign contributions from AIG for his presidential campaign.

      ABC news

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    44. Re:Is anyone surprised? by BoyIHateMicrosoft! · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you would most definitely be modded up! You just hit he nail directly on the head about what the hell is wrong with my country.(not sure if you are from here or not, so not making an assumption) People got all happy and content when everyone was running up thousands of dollars in credit card debt on bullshit like big screen TV's and SUV's and getting mortgages they couldn't afford. Now that the bubble has burst, everyone wants to sit and bitch about it, but no one wants to take any action. I'm just as guilty as the next person myself so I guess I'm just as much a part of the problem as the other 2 billion lazy ass Americans. In any case nice point!!

    45. Re:Is anyone surprised? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The solution is to not override the market. In reality what happened is that the US asked the world a question : "will you let us loan more ?", and the world responded, for the first time ever with "no" (well, for the first time since 1930 or so).

      In effect, Obama is forcing the issue, upping the bet. The government still had credit so he's giving government credits (50% to his cronies and pet projects first obviously) to unworthy, untrusted borrowers.

      Needless to say, the next big event is the world losing confidence in the US govt's ability to pay back. Unless Obama changes tactics, that's not going to take that long.

      The solution would be to take the answer for what it is, and to fix the problem : let the houses default, let the prices drop, let people pay off loans, as to demonstrate to lenders that they're still trustworthy.

      And everything will be fine once again.

      Why pretend to be capitalist, and then when the system shows you a real problem (like in this case "americans borrowed too much to be realistically able to pay it back"), borrow so much more to ... does anyone know what the intention of bailouts are ?

      The solution to having borrowed too much is NOT to borrow more, someone inform mr. Obama.

    46. Re:Is anyone surprised? by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Totally agree. I found it ironic that people are so OUTRAGED that *gasp* AIG paid ~$165 million in bonuses to AIG execs (I'm not saying it was good or morally right or whatever, of course), and yet the billions and billions being spent on this, that, and the other thing, including bailouts (what is it now, somewhere around $1.7 billion? at least?) doesn't cause much outrage. It's "necessary spending." "Good for the economy." "Get us back on track." People are outraged that they lost $165 million to AIG execs, but not that they lost $1.7 billion to Federal spending projects. Which included AIG... *sigh*

    47. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tripdizzle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's hard not to think the huge furor about the bonuses is being whipped up as some sort of distraction

      It was a distraction, while the Fed pumps another $1 trillion into circulation:
      http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/03/18/business/fed.php
      Which will either head off deflation (never in history been successful) or cause hyperinflation, while we are worried about 0.1% of AIG's bailout funds.

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    48. Re:Is anyone surprised? by garett_spencley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If Bush were still in office people would be talking about how Bush is just giving hand-outs to his rich buddies that head giant corporations.

      I find it very curious that people aren't yet making these claims about Obama, even though he's continuing Bush policies on an even greater scale. Last night on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Leno asked Obama where the stimulus money was and Obama said, paraphrasing, "the banks are holding on to it" ! Here's the exact transcript of that part:

      "Q Well, when will the money -- this money was given out to the banks. I would have thought by this time it would have sort of trickled down to Main Street, to people wanting to get loans -- I mean, it all went out there months and months ago. Where is it?

      THE PRESIDENT: Well, what's happening is a lot of these banks are keeping it in the bank because their balance sheets had gotten so bad that they decided, you know what, for us to stay solvent we need to maintain certain capital ratios; we've got to have a certain amount of capital in the bank -- and they haven't started lending it yet."

      In other words the Banks are using tax payer money to pay off their debts. Lovely.

      I'm not a conspiracy theorist but all of this is highly suspicious. While unemployment is rising rapidly in the US the only area to increase the number of jobs is the US government itself. And the people receiving the stimulus money are the giant investment banks ... who have members of their elite group inside of Obama's staff directing him on economic policy (talking about Tim Geithner here). The American people should be very angry right now.

    49. Re:Is anyone surprised? by spirality · · Score: 1

      I did, didn't I? Sorry. My mistake. Things do seem to be accelerating though.

    50. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      hey should have been allowed to fail

      You do realize that allowing AIG to fail would have destroyed the US economy in addition to the Japanese, German, and UK economies? The collapse of the #1, #3, #5, and #6 economies of the world would very likely have decimated all economies in the world.

      Remember that much of the wealth in the world is "fake". It is based on the perceived value of slips of paper or bits in a computer. The actual value of assets that back that paper is much less.

      While the world would eventually recover. It would be a nightmare for years while things balanced out again.

    51. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "get off the couch and take back this country".
      Sounds like a sweet and right thing to do. Now, how do you DO it? Commenting on /. is not it, obviously. How do you TAKE BACK the country? Where do you start?

      My option is that you leave the country, taking as many healthy, working, tax-paying folks + their kids with you as possible. Selling your "belongings" as cheap as possible and taking all your "savings" with you.

      What's your recipe?

    52. Re:Is anyone surprised? by TechWrite · · Score: 1

      So if I buy fire insurance on your house, am I gambling? Well, I guess if I torch it I'm not...

      And that's the point - MOST of AIG's customers were buying insurance on CDOs that they didn't even own. Pretty much gambling in my book.

    53. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      I don't see how anyone can follow an economic philosophy whose creator's most famous quote is "In the long run, we're all dead". That plainly states that everything they do is short sighted, and long-term success is not taken into account.

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    54. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus side of being a broke college student without any loans taken out -> don't have anything to lose value :D

    55. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would suggest some anger management counseling for you.

    56. Re:Is anyone surprised? by b4upoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thank God the Obama administration is trying to do something about our economic mess. I understand that very few people have any real grasp of economics and they also don't have any grasp of just what can happen when an economy deflates. We were on the edge of a real doomsday in this situation. It seems that the cash infusion has already caused a bit of an upturn.

    57. Re:Is anyone surprised? by bhagwad · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's isn't a valid argument. This isn't cut and dried like a scientific field such as physics. "Experts" have frequently come up with disastrous solutions. Ex: Japan's stagflation.

      Bottom line: Economics isn't really science and sometimes common sense is just as useful (or useless) as Nobel prize winning theory.

    58. Re:Is anyone surprised? by michaelmuffin · · Score: 1

      Were you high? The outrage was EVERYWHERE, [...]

      if by "high" you mean watching/reading the mainstream media, then i think you've hit the nail on the head

    59. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      (what is it now, somewhere around $1.7 billion? at least?

      Trillion, rather than billion.

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    60. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow slashdot is now full of retards all of a sudden.... The let all the banks in the world collapse to prove a point idea is so stupid i cant even respond. AIG insured the banks, they fail the banks fail. If the banks fail everyone is fucked massively fucked not, so what make them pay for being greedy, like bread costs 10$ a loaf because no one can borrow money to fund their business so truck drivers need money up front to buy their gas since credit cards dont work. People are such idiots. Pisses me off, do you think they want to do this???? It's a necessity unless you want to stand in line at the grocery store for 3 hours to buy milk, like in eastern europe... .get a grip man.

    61. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you finish reading the text at the bottom of that xkcd, it suggests that raping your daughter for 30 seconds is better than doing it all night. Either way, she's getting fucked.

      The people aren't angry because it's *only* 165 Million. They are angry because they are getting fucked.

    62. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SignalFreq · · Score: 5, Informative

      In other words the Banks are using tax payer money to pay off their debts. Lovely.

      Banks are required, by law, to maintain a minimum ratio of capital vs risk-weighted assets.

      Capital is not just money in the bank. Capital is also shareholder equity, reserves, general provisions (aka losses), and term debt (and other things). Many banks are currently falling below the required capital ratios because of the housing loses, erosion of asset values, and the slowing of the economy.

      Legally, many banks cannot loan money at this time.

    63. Re:Is anyone surprised? by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      Suppose I agree that protecting all of AIG's insured parties was absolutely necessary. We could have done that through bankruptcy proceedings. We could still have fed that money into the system in a controlled manner, without leaving the foxes in charge of the hen-house. We did not have to give them billions with no strings attached.

    64. Re:Is anyone surprised? by spirality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what some folks say.

      Others say that the path we're on now leads to hyper-inflation, loss of liberty, plus what you mention. Except that it happens over a longer period of time. Keynesianism has never worked in practice.

    65. Re:Is anyone surprised? by badran · · Score: 0

      Trillion. 12 Zeros... not 9...

    66. Re:Is anyone surprised? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      sorry, yes. :)

    67. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a retard.

    68. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jurily · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country?

      Are you crazy? American Idol is on.

    69. Re:Is anyone surprised? by JWW · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The thing that pisses me off sooooo much is that if we had just LET THEM FAIL, AIG would have filed for bankruptcy and these contracts would have been nullified.

      I've been against bailouts from the beginning. They've always appeared to me to be meant to keep the rich and powerful people (including the gov't) who SCREWED EVERYTHING UP in power and well off, while destroying everything and everyone else.

      We have to endure this pain now. We have to let these giant corporations fail. We have to build everything back from the ground up. Trying as hard as the government is trying to prop up the failing companies and failed ideas that led to this mess is going to only make things much much worse.

      Its hard and its not fun, but its time for the US to take its medicine. The bailouts and stimulus must stop. Hard as it is to say, I think we need to let everything fall down and then move in and start picking up the pieces and build something new.... I'm referring to the economy here, not necessarily the government. But I fear that it may need to end up getting scrapped and rebuilt too....

    70. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      I've been saying the same thing. The whole point of the bailout is to transfer wealth from taxpayers to private parties. And people are getting their panties in a bunch over 0.1% (literally!) of AIG's share, ignoring the other 99.9% (literally!) of it.

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    71. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SBrach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, it suggests that getting angry at the guy who spends 30 seconds with your daughter and NOT getting angry with the guy who spends a whole night is backwards. There's plenty of outrage over the $165million, not so much over the $700,000million.

    72. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck was the outrage when these bailouts were first suggested?

      I am not sure about outrage, but there was a lot of feedback 6 months ago.

    73. Re:Is anyone surprised? by chill · · Score: 1

      In this economy? Just wait your turn and Congress will eventually get to you, too.

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    74. Re:Is anyone surprised? by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I second that one. $165 million is chump change compared to what AIG has taken from the government. They should have been allowed to fail, claim chapter 11 or chapter 7 if it came to that.

      The problem isn't AIG failing, it's the domino effect. A lot of innocents would be crushed by AIG and its dependents falling over.

    75. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Shin-LaC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      World GDP: $65,000,000 million
      Bailout: $170,000 million
      Bonuses: $165 million

      There: even more context and even more comparison. Surely this is even more insightful!

      The fact of the matter is that:
      1) $165 million is still a lot of money
      2) At least the bailout was ostensibly aimed at preventing a financial meltdown that would have wrecked the economy even more. Giving bonuses to the people who caused this mess in the first place is just a big, open "fuck you" to the American taxpayers.
      3) xkcd isn't a such a good comic. Yes, I get the references, but merely referencing things your audience is familiar with is a cheap excuse for humor.

    76. Re:Is anyone surprised? by JWW · · Score: 1

      I'll take deflation over the hyper-inflation they seem to be attempting to create. Deflation will lead to a depression. Hyper-inflation will lead to a complete collapse of the US and total anarchy.

      I'm frankly terrified of what the long term damage of this uninhibited printing of more money will do. I truly believe that the end result may be worse, way worse than the depression they're trying so hard to avoid...

    77. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Thaelon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you're misunderstanding the outrage.

      It's due to the fact that the very people in charge of messing up so badly they needed government help - are getting bonuses as though they had done exceptionally well.

      It's an expression of the injustice that all of us grunts feel when the executives get all the credit when things go well, and the grunts get laid off when things go poorly.

      Only in this case the overpaid executives are being rewarded as though they had done extremely well when in fact they've done so poorly they should be fired if not hanged.

      Personally, I'd like to know how I could score a contract that will reward me with multi million dollar bonuses when things go horribly even after I'm no longer even employed by them. That sounds like about the sweetest gig imaginable.

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    78. Re:Is anyone surprised? by garett_spencley · · Score: 0

      I'm getting sick of hearing "too big to fail". PLEASE explain to me what the frak that is actually supposed to mean, and how this doomsday scenario would actually play out.

      When Obama talks about "stimulating the economy" that makes me angry. That proves me to me that he, and the people he is hoping to keep the support of, don't have the slightest clue with regards to economics.

      Let's define "the economy" shall we ? "The economy" is the sum total of all economic activity within a certain geographic region. When you get up in the morning and you say to yourself "I think I'll skip my morning coffee this morning" or "I'm gonna get eat a bagel" that's "the economy" right there in action. It's people exchanging with each other.

      So let's go back to this whole "too big to fail" doomsday scenario. The basic idea is that we get people focusing solely on all the jobs that will be lost in the short term by the companies that go out of business. In turn they won't have the money to spend on all of the consumer products and so on and we're talking about this massive domino effect where all of these companies go out of business.

      Where does this scenario actually lead to ? Let's assume for one second that every single business in American goes out of business. Pretty frightening, albeit impossible, scenario. But let's go along with it and start asking some questions like "what now?" and "how did this happen?".

      Let's answer "how did this happen" first.

      The short explanation is that companies were engaged in producing products, or buying up debt contracts, that people did not actually see any value in. At least, not anymore. They had to have found them valuable at some point, but WHY ? Because the government was fucking with people's value judgments by getting the Fed to purchase bank bonds which forced interest rates down (the banks have more money in their reserve so they cut interest rates to get people borrowing more). Interest is an important aspect of human value judgment. It stems from the fact that we value things at different times differently. The borrower values something more if he can have it in the nearer future (interest paid) and the lender forgoes something in the nearer future to have more of it later (interest collected). When you screw with people's value judgments like that, you get people borrowing who otherwise would not have borrowed. Projects that in a "normal" market would have been obviously nonviable all of a sudden look profitable on paper. Money gets pumped into goods and services that have no value. The result of this over the last 8 years was the housing bubble. People were spending ridiculous amounts of money on real-estate because they assumed that housing prices would continue to appreciate. The bubble bursts when people realize that they can't sustain these projects. That have to keep borrowing and borrowing and they're not getting any kind of return. So they stop and then you have the domino effect that you're describing. One business after another goes under because they invested in projects that did not have any value.

      The Federal Reserve was not the only cause. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were chartered by the US government. The government created them as this new vague thing called a "government-sponsored enterprise" and they were told to buy up mortgages (many sub-prime), package them and sell them as securities. People bought them because they thought that if Fannie and Freddie got into trouble the government would bail them out. And guess what, they did.

      So what's the solution ? More of the same ?

      Let's see what would happen if we let these companies fail. First of all, banks that don't go out of business will stop lending. They will raise interest rates to discourage borrowing while they pay off their debts. "Oh No!" people cry out. "Banks need to lend otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves!". Bullshit. Businesses that need to borrow to stay in business are not generating profit, which means that they aren't producing anything of

    79. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Darby · · Score: 1

      That might make your prostate happy but what about the rest of us?

      Well, that will keep him distracted for a while maybe he won't have time to make any more bad decisions for a while.

      I for one, would like to thank Sean Adams for offering to take a hit for the team ;-)

    80. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy. As in NO MONEY IN THE ATM crash. As in NO FUEL FOR YOUR CAR crash. It might cost billions, but the alternative is far worse. Think Zimbawe. They have been allowed to grow too large to fail, and there is no way out of it except to keep them alive until they can be split up and sold.

      I think you're absolutely wrong, but for the sake of argument, I'll assume you're right and say their failure would mean "the lights go out in NYC".

      Good. They grew fucking huge because government regulations formed a high barrier to entry into the field, thus lowering competition. Maybe a full on world-wide food riot will teach us the folly of that. Even if it doesn't, it would be good to go through a reboot cycle.

    81. Re:Is anyone surprised? by homer_s · · Score: 5, Insightful

      AIG's counterparties were hardly gambling.

      When you make an investment with an uncertain outcome, it is gambling - which is to say, all investment is gambling. I have nothing against companies who bought/sold CDSs, CDOs, MBSs, etc - it was their money and they had the right to do whatever they wanted with it.

      The problem I have is that when their bets went wrong - one of the bets being that AIG was a good counterparty - they should eat the losses. They sure as hell were not going to give you a share of the profits - why should you protect them from their losses?

      Gambling is ok - as long as you can take the losses.

    82. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Rycross · · Score: 1

      In theory, the idea of a bailout would be to slow the out-of-control car down so the rest of us can jump out before it goes careening off the cliff. In practice, they seem to be desperately jerking on the broken steering wheel, hoping to turn the car around.

      (I was duty-bound by the laws of Slashdot to use a car analogy)

    83. Re:Is anyone surprised? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What you should be asking is why the Republican party is still against nationalization of banks... Because currently, the taxpayers get to enjoy all the risk, while the owners of the banks gets the profits.

      The only reason the taxpayers "enjoy all the risk" is because our government puts up our tax dollars to prop up these companies. If we let them file bankruptcy, the courts can oversee their operation properly. You're claiming that AIG is too large to let fall into bankruptcy--a claim Republicans won't necessarily agree with--and then blaming Republicans for how the taxpayers are the ones that lose.

      You're accusing Republicans of being the problem just because they're Republicans. Please stop being a sheep.

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    84. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny? Really? Hyperinflation doesn't sound humorous one bit.

    85. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Yeah! Isn't it suspicious how the big problems were just reaching their crescendo as Obama came into power? What a disaster he has caused.

      He won't be saying "blame me" when the people have impeached him and drank his blood!!

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    86. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      When the government gave them money, free market was out the window.

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    87. Re:Is anyone surprised? by spirality · · Score: 1

      That's what they say on CNN and Fox.

      Funny thing, the "theory" that backs it up has never worked in practice.

    88. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is most likely a decoy to get you to focus on bad companies rather than bad governance. You'll be so busy blaming corrupt corporates that, as the economy tanks further than it ever needed to, you won't notice who is pulling the strings.

    89. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad analogy. AIG was not a critical system. It was more like malware. Should have killed the processes before it started wrecking other processes.

      AIG should have been allowed to file bankruptcy and we should have used the $170,000 million to cover any contracts that AIG's assets didn't cover.

      This would have fixed the problem asap instead of having it infect every other system.

    90. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Even the guy who wasn't around till 49 days or so earlier; he's in it too.

      He was a member of Congress before that....

    91. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Grimmreaper74 · · Score: 0

      Nice, that shit was funny!!!!

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    92. Re:Is anyone surprised? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So if I buy fire insurance on your house, am I gambling?

      Yes, you are. You are betting on it burning down, while the insurance company is betting against that outcome.

      Like any betting operation, the odds are supposed to be stacked slightly in favour of the house, and the operation must be big enough not to allow any individual gamblers to break the bank (or, if you'll pardon the pun, burn the house).

    93. Re:Is anyone surprised? by centuren · · Score: 1

      As the bonus outrage rages on, I'm getting pretty annoyed with it. I've bought into the concept that there's a hell of a lot to do in Washington, and the sooner something is started, the sooner something can get accomplished.

      I think there are better ways people can be spending their time, rather than dwell on something that, even if they get the budget money back, won't actually help with stimulus, healthcare, foreign policy, etc.

      Members of Congress have plenty to work on, they should be started to iron out support for the budget, as there will be tremendous disagreements.

      Attorneys in the DoJ should be looking at who broke the law in the past decade, both in government and in wall street/banking/insurance. I really don't care if bonuses get paid out to executives of AIG. I care about seeing indictments and prosecutions successfully carried out against individuals like those with roles of responsibility in the illegal wiretapping, or those who knowingly scammed the financial public.

      The President's role in all this, is, of course, to keep Congress and the executive branch on track. He has an agenda, and being aggressive about the AIG bonuses seems like a step backwards. He's going to be in office for 4 years, and what good he does during that time is what will be important in his re-election and to the country.

    94. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy. As in NO MONEY IN THE ATM crash. As in NO FUEL FOR YOUR CAR crash.

      We keep hearing this but I still don't understand the mechanics.

      How will it crash the world economy?

      Why does production stop just because Wall street crashes?

      Is the entire country running on credit?

      Finally, I don't understand the bail outs. If the bad mortgages is/was the main problem, and AIG insured those bad mortgages but couldn't pay up, then I understand why bailing out AIG might be a possible solution but why are we bailing out all the other financial companies? Weren't their bad mortgages insured by AIG? Seems like we're getting screwed twice and probably more. AFAICT, all those financial companies put all their money in the stock market an now it's gone. AIG or no AIG.

      This is exactly what I though would happen when they explained this shit to me in high school. At the time, I was sure I misunderstood. And since economics bored me to death I never gave it too much thought, but damn.... Maybe I did get it. Capitalism (as practiced here) really is a giant ponzi like scheme. We're all fucked.

    95. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Why was that tagged as funny?
      I was serious, why isn't there 20x the outrage

      Or are we now at the point where we can't be angry anymore and can only laugh?

    96. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Where the fuck was the outrage when these bailouts were first suggested?

      As you may recall there was LOTS of rage from voters, who called their representatives and demanded they vote "no" to Bush's bailout bill. The initial bill failed to pass. And then there was name-calling, with the Democrats blaming the Republicans for blocking passage, and the Republicans saying they were simply following their constituents' wishes to vote "nay".

      There was LOTS of outrage.

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    97. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama felt it necessary to continue the plan that started under the last administration

      You mean Pelosi?

      During an emergency it would be very unnerving for the plan to drastically change.

      Stay the course.

    98. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      B-b-but mom and pop stores can crash.. Why not AIG?

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    99. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe people shouldn't have been so dependent on a company. And even if they are "crushed" it wont kill anyone. People act as if an economic collapse will spark a new black plague.

    100. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      PS-
      These were retention bonuses. That means the employees are still with AIG. If you don't know what a retention bonus is, please look it up.

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    101. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dc29A · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At least the bailout was ostensibly aimed at preventing a financial meltdown that would have wrecked the speculators.

      There I fixed it for you. The whole "systemic risk" crap we hear is nothing more than fear mongering. Fear so that the old "governing" elite stays in power at all cost. Had the US let AIG, Citi, JPG, GS, BoA and others drown in their own cesspool it wouldn't have changed much. There are plenty of very solid and well capitalized banks in the US, who could take over the clients of the current zombified giants. However, Paulson, ex CEO of GS managed to proxy bailout GS and keep GS as the top bank.

    102. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      4. Reward AIG with 200,000,000,000 dollars and enshrine the systemic danger into law.

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    103. Re:Is anyone surprised? by JWW · · Score: 1

      To continue your analogy.

      In the end if the process is big enough and consuming memory at a fast enough pace there will eventually be nothing you can do except pull the plug and get about the business of rebuilding that particular server.

    104. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fredfishwater · · Score: 1

      Why was this tagged as funny? What most people miss (I used to be one of them) is that the pumping of 1.4 trillion dollars into the banking systems (essentially printing money) isn't permanent. The Fed can shrink, or grow money supplies, and can also adjust interest rates to heat up or cool down an economy. School me if you can, but the only thing we'll see as a result is more bubbles, not hyperinflation.

    105. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bu..buh.. but nationalizing banks, why thats... that's socialism!

      Banks in the US are already an arm of the government. Your sarcastic "socialism" belies your own ignorance. A real bank would loan out its own assets. Our long-since nationalized banks loan out (inflate) our money without our permission. Save your snarky remarks until you know what you are talking about.

    106. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Keynesianism has never worked in practice.

      ... except between 1930 and 1945.

      And for those who think that WW II spending wasn't Keynesianism, you misunderstand Keynesianism. Keynes never argued that the government shouldn't buy guns instead of butter, he just argued that the government had to buy something, anything, in order to get the economy moving. WW II spending was much more massive than New Deal spending, with greater government oversight (wages controlled by government regulators, that sort of thing).

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    107. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Capital ratios should be regulated. A big part of what got "us" into this mess was the 30-1 and 35-1 ratios of capital to lending (actually that is stated backwards: it was really 1/30 to even 1/35).

      Used to be, a 10-1 ratio was considered pushing it.

    108. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know that the bonuses are necessarily "unseemly", since it's less than one-one hundreth of a percent of just the bailout money, and an even tinier fraction of the company's total volume, spread across a large number of employees at the executive level, most and probably all of whom had personal investments in the corporation and to whom the bonus money represents a dissolution of some of that personal stake. It was necessary for AIG to make good on these contractual obligations no matter how "unseemly" they appear to you, since to do anything else would mean the government is saying "the rule of law is arbitrary." That is the bottom line on any argument here. Once you allow your government to expressly state that the rule of law is arbitrary, you've literally got anarchy or any flavor of tyranny you'd care to name.

    109. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dc29A · · Score: 1

      It's hard not to think the huge furor about the bonuses is being whipped up as some sort of distraction

      It was a distraction, while the Fed pumps another $1 trillion into circulation:

      http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/03/18/business/fed.php

      Which will either head off deflation (never in history been successful) or cause hyperinflation, while we are worried about 0.1% of AIG's bailout funds.

      I do agree that the current furor is nothing more than a smokescreen, however hyperinflation is not all that bad for the US. It is however lethal for the creditors like Japan or China. I rather have a hyperinflation than deflationary spiral.

    110. Re:Is anyone surprised? by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bu..buh.. but nationalizing banks, why thats... that's socialism!

      It's not even near socialism. In a true socialist society, you can't have banks at all, government operated or not. If you need a new house built, you don't borrow money for it, you petition for why you need it, and get the land, materials and work assigned. Or declined, if your need is less than society's ability to provide it.

      That said, social capitalism (as formerly practiced in the Scandinavian countries with success) could very well be an improvement on the current situation. And to a typical American, that looks like "socialism".

    111. Re:Is anyone surprised? by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      Yes of course, but they would have had to maintain the minimum reserve amount even without the stimulus money. So either way you cut it, stimulus money is being used to pay debt, rather than lend.

      Of course there's no other way that can work, and the government obviously knew this. However, spinning it that way it's going to create reason to say "we just haven't done enough yet! Banks have paid off their debts, now with another X trillion dollars they can start lending!".

      Meanwhile the dollar is depreciating because of the new money in circulation and people are suffering due to rising prices. Companies that were involved in unsustainable projects will go out of business because they can't borrow to keep producing their toxic assets that no one is buying. Businesses go under anyway, people lose their jobs but the banks stay in business.

    112. Re:Is anyone surprised? by defaria · · Score: 1

      In other words the Banks are using tax payer money to pay off their debts. Lovely. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but all of this is highly suspicious.

      It's not suspicious at all. Indeed wouldn't you think it prudent for a business to pay off its debts first and remain solvent instead of wildly spending money and putting the business at risk. Of what good is a bank which hands out all the money as loans and then has shut its doors anyway?

    113. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      The problem with letting giant corporations fail is all the jobs lost after a corporation of that size collapses rather than have it slowly deteriorate over time.

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    114. Re:Is anyone surprised? by wh1pp3t · · Score: 1

      My personal, uneducated opinion

      Thank your for the disclaimer...

      is that Obama felt it necessary to continue the plan that started under the last administration. During an emergency it would be very unnerving for the plan to drastically change. My guess is the hope to restore general confidence overcame the desire to fix this bungle. Also at play is the "Wall Street insiders" who laid out the last plan and continue to work for the Treasury and Fed.

      I'm not sure why people think there is a whole new administration since Obama came in. The very same people that envisioned, wrote and implemented the first bailout are still in the House (AKA Pelosi). Bush only caved after trying to hold out on signing the bill.

      I am not defending Bush; he did a terrible job, but lets place blame where it does indeed belong.

    115. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Come on, is anybody REALLY confused by the difference between a million and a billion? Really? Saying "billion" instead of "thousand million" is more concise and exactly as informative.

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    116. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>It is funny how people focus on the 0.2 billion, but not on the $173 BILLION that was essentially paid to AIG's gambling clients.

      I made a minor change to your quote, to be accurately reflect the disparity. 0.2 versus 170. It's the Congress trying to distract us from their own mistakes. You talk about gambling clients, but what annoys me is that ~60 billion of U.S. money went to foreign countries. Why??? Why are we Americans being forced to save foreign banks? Let the Europeans and Asians save their own damn banks with their own damn money.

      See the video linked below for more detail:

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    117. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His name is Henry Paulson... His name is Henry Paulson...

    118. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DJLuc1d · · Score: 1

      You have to wonder if this is the execs who had to give their bonuses back getting pissed off and saying "Fine! We'll just sue to get our bonuses, we deserve it!" It really wouldn't surprise me if that was what is going on.

    119. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Informative

      he and the rest of the cabinet are trying to prop up a bunch of retards determined to decimate themselves by any means possible.

      They aren't trying to decimate themselves: they're trying to enrich themselves at whatever the cost, which currently is decimating everyone else.

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    120. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeal the 16th amendment. Get the Government out of this unconstitutional business of propping up business. We need a amendment that puts Our Government back in its place.

    121. Re:Is anyone surprised? by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      Did you mean 'Trillion' every time you said 'billion'? Or do I not understand the joke?

    122. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tb3 · · Score: 1

      That means the employees are still with AIG.
      Except they're not. At least some of them. link

      "11 of those who received "retention" bonuses, which topped $1 million each, no longer work at AIG. One such person received a $4.6 million bonus."

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    123. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sycodon · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is probably the most disturbing thing about the whole AIG mess.

      The house just passed what is in all likelihood a Bill of Attainder: http://www.techlawjournal.com/glossary/legal/attainder.htm

      We all know that the average Congressman is an idiot. However, they almost all lawyers too, so they should know better. In fact there was more than one speech on the House floor mentioning this fact. But still the House leadership went ahead.

      It goes without saying that they did this for political expediency. The news says they voted to tax the bonuses, and that all anybody will remember. When it fails in the Senate or fails the final vote or is ultimately found unconstitutional, it probably won't be front page news.

      On the other hand, if they are serious, what does that say about the current leadership? The Constitution is very clear and unequivocal about this. That they would even attempt it suggests a contempt for the Constitution that at the very least meets the same level of which Bush is often accused, if not exceeds it.

      And if they are ultimately successful, then look out.

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    124. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      And yet the deficit for this year alone is going to be $1.8 trillion dollar.

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    125. Re:Is anyone surprised? by gebbeth · · Score: 1

      We gave them money because if AIG fails, two huge things go down with them. First, Europe's big banks all of them (who used AIG to get cheap insurance--they'd suddenly need new equity on the order of 30-50 billion). Second, money market funds who would be facing much larger losses then they did with Lehman after all of AIG's derivative counterparties get first cut unsecured lenders would take huge haircuts, likely leading to several funds "breaking the buck" and a run on their virtual banks. Since sending $200 billion to AIG is much cheaper than dealing with the carnage those events would cause, the government holds its nose and hopes for the best.

      Ok, so AIG is an insurer that insured the mortgage risk of the big banks. All AIG is doing with the bailout money is paying it out to banks in fulfillment of insurance policies. So in effect AIG is the middleman where the government gives money to AIG who then pays it to Citi and BofA and whatever other banks (including foreign banks) took out policies. Why couldn't we have just let AIG fail and bail out these banks as necessary (for those who contend that it was necessary) since thats basically what we are doing anyway?

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    126. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, keep 'em drunk and stupid.

    127. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Glothar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, of course that would work. Of course it would cost a little less money. The situation is not so different from the Great Depression. As all the idiots on Fox "News" were talking about this week: "the New Deal lengthened and deepened the Great Depression".

      And they're right.

      One way to solve these sorts of situations is just to let them fall down. Sure it hurts for a bit, but it's better to take the pain for a short time than suffer for a long time, right? Sure, times will be rough, but you just need to brace yourself and use a little common sense: don't buy a new car this year, hold off on renovating your beach house, and be a little more conservative in how you invest your disposable income.

      Wait. What do you mean you don't have a beach house? You're only investment is your 401k? And your only car is already 12 years old? Well, that's gonna make it harder to stop that imminent foreclosure, but at least you can be kept warm at night knowing that your hunger is helping the country save a little bit of money.

      It must feel good to be able to sit there, saying that the best solution is to let a section of the economy totally fail. I mean, its not like you're the one taking the hit, right? You're not losing your job or your house. You're not the one who actually has to endure hardship. And neither am I. I just bought a house. I'm going on vacation. I'm doing fine, but I'm not so much of an ass that I don't realize that many lower and middle-class people out there would lose many years of happiness in the name of helping the wealthy "suffer" through the economic troubles we're in.

      Yes, the New Deal made the Great Depression a little worse, but it also kept people from dying of hunger or maybe only losing every bit of wealth and happiness they had been building up in their life.

      Does AIG suck hardcore: Yes. Do the deserve help? Absolutely not, but the lower middle class does and they are the ones who would pay for your "let them fail" plan. I have zero sympathy for anyone in the upper-middle and upper classes who whines about how this is affecting their lives and how they feel their money is being wasted.

    128. Re:Is anyone surprised? by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      The outrage exists - it is simply a matter of what we are going to do. If I put together a group of people to march on DC tomorrow, what can I expect as an outcome? You say that we are fat and lazy - that is really a harsh way of saying that most people don't find the situation bad enough to make it worse.

      I am not aware of too many peaceful marches that had much of an effect. It is usually when something very bad happens during the march that things change - are you willing to die to change the circumstances today? For me, it hasn't gotten bad enough to do this (and there will be plenty of opportunity when things get worse).

      The folks who are in charge also have the military and National Guard - and they will use them. Hell, the government used these resources to retrieve a cuban refugee boy under political pressure of Cuba (who we have a trade embargo with). You shouldn't be so quick to end lives.

      Finally, it might be better to have a complete collapse than a partial. Our country has not been living by the rules established by the constitution for generations - why spend lives fixing the financial mess, when the real investment should be an overhaul of our government.

    129. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Darkness404 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yes, and that bill has HUGE constitutional consequences. It effectively does things ex post facto which is illegal under the constitution. It is similar to the Government suddenly blocking Bit Torrent today and then showing up at your house arresting you for using Bit Torrent last week when it was still legal. Secondly, this just shows how giving taxpayer money to *any business* no matter how large, is a bad idea, not only that it undermines capitalism and catapults us to socialism and communism, but the businesses who need the money obviously don't have the leadership to manage it.

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    130. Re:Is anyone surprised? by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      What's suspicious is the bailouts to begin with. The banks should have been let to fail, and the government should have been honest with the people and instead of saying "this money will create jobs" they should have said "this money will create jobs as soon as the banks use it to liquidate their debt, of course we don't know how much is going to be required to do that ... ".

      Of course if the government was really honest with the people they would never claim that they have the ability to "create jobs" to begin with. For every government dollar spent a dollar needs to be taken (even if they print it, the new money "gets" it's value from the existing pool, so it's a tax either way you cut it). This has very little to do with creating jobs and everything to do with keeping the large investment banks in business. Why aren't people asking themselves why businesses are borrowing to expand, instead of using saved capital ? Banks are doing exactly what you would expect them to do right now. They're liquidating their debts and raising interest rates. The problem isn't that they're doing that, the problem is that they're using tax payer money to do it. AND the Fed keeps slashing interest rates to keep them at near 0% levels to get them lending. Which only encourages further malinvestment.

      So what's suspicious is that the government is giving the money to banks, but saying that it's going to be invested in infrastructure etc. instead of being frank with the people and saying that it's helping banks pay off their debts.

    131. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mea37 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not a question of whether people intellectually understand how "billion" is related to "million". It's a question of perceptual impact.

      Given what we know about how people process information, it is misleading to throw out large numbers without cnotext. The comic summarizes the context in a concise, visual way; a news outlet might instead provide context by pointing out that the bonuses account for ~0.1% of the bailout money in question.

      Then if people still want to be angry, at least it's an honest reaction.

    132. Re:Is anyone surprised? by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      Basically, yes. sed -i s/billion/trillion/g parent

    133. Re:Is anyone surprised? by xenocide2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They won't eat their losses; Berkshire Hathaway underwrote a number of 2nd payment CDS. I.e., if your bond defaulted, and your primary CDS defaulted, Berkshire would cover it. If you can buy a bond and insure it several ways over and still earn more than a treasury, it seems less like gambling and more like arbitrage investing.

      The people who were really gambling here was AIG. Normal counterparties are limited by the amount of capital they can raise to collateralize the insurance agreement, but as an AAA company they underwrote far more than even their AAA status could finance should the need arise. Because of that, the arbitrage opportunity didn't gradually fade, it stuck around and then disappeared one day.

      That said, there's also a lot of people who were gambling with CDS's. CDS is insurance plain and simple, which is why both Berkshire and AIG are in on the business. The difference being that normal insurance is regulated with reserve requirements and inurable interests. I.e. you can't buy life insurance on someone else. But it seems you can buy corporate life insurance without working or investing with them. When there's more money to be paid out when a company fails versus than it's market capital, you're looking at a corporate assassination market.

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    134. Re:Is anyone surprised? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      If Bush were still in office people would be talking about how Bush is just giving hand-outs to his rich buddies that head giant corporations.

      If Bush were in office right now the Libertarian movement would be storming Washington, the National Guard would be activated, and what few troops we have not on tour in Afghanistan, Iraq, or deployed in other forward posts would be attempting to quell the revolt.

      Bush believed in the Unitarian Executive and has done more to move this country in the direction of Fascism over 8 years than any other President in our history as a nation.

      If Bush were still in office today, the Constitution would be burning in the oval office.

      -Rick

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    135. Re:Is anyone surprised? by spirality · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Which is sort of proof positive that it didn't actually work. Every panic/depression prior to the 30s was cleaned up in a matter of years.

      Even Roosevelt's own Treasury Secretary admitted that nothing they did worked.

      Keynesianism is just a favorite of politicians because it supports power grabs.

    136. Re:Is anyone surprised? by flitty · · Score: 1

      ... except between 1930 and 1975.

      Fixed that for you. It was in the late 70's where inflation became a problem and the feds had to increase interest rates to control it.

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    137. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3) xkcd isn't a such a good comic. Yes, I get the references, but merely referencing things your audience is familiar with is a cheap excuse for humor.

      Or maybe you just don't have a sense of humor? I'm guessing you don't based on the mechanical language in your post.

    138. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Glothar · · Score: 1

      Ah, but they would just be the poor people and we don't really care about poor people.

      After all, it's their fault they're poor. If they wanted to be rich, they would have decided to make more money.

      It's easy to say "Let them fail" when you're not one of the one's who's going to take the hit for it. Hooray for selfish wealth.

    139. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We KNEW AIG were crooks long before we gave them this money. Why did they do it?"

      You can't answer that question? It's easy:

      Both the government in power and about to take power were freaking scared out of their minds.

      The outgoing government because they let Lehman Bros. go down but were not seeing the natural, free market correction that they all expected after agreeing to eliminate some of the regulations that banks assured us would let them do their job better. Trust the market not to act against its own interests, they said. The government went along with it.

      The incoming government was scared because they were being handed this SCREAMING-BLUE-HOT economic potato that had to be dealt with immediately, lest the Wall Street house of cards completely collapse.

      The whole system was running on a false economy of cheap credit and ridiculous risk in the last few years, and the problem came to a head at exactly the wrong moment: a change in administration. It's amazing the response on both sides wasn't flubbed up even worse, and I have to give them credit for getting something done.

      We're talking about $0.165 billion in a $170 billion bailout. It's a detail in relative terms, and one that there is now widespread support for solving via something that would have been profoundly distasteful 6 months ago: a targeted tax on those bonuses. It's ugly, but I'll take it rather than the alternative of widespread collapse.

      I'm more interested in restoring some of the regulations taken away in the last few years so that this can't happen again, and I'd be all for some kind of hard limit on the total compensation that executives can receive from all sources, regardless of type (salary, options, bonuses, etc.). Make it a percentage of total company profit, for example. Up to this amount, no more. As another example, perhaps much of bonuses should be linked to profits (or at least solvency) of the company in the subsequent year, after the true impact of the executive decisions has become clear. This would help avoid executive pay driving a nearly bankrupt company even faster towards the cliff, only to have executives jump out of the flaming car before it goes over.

      Oh, and maybe it should be a law that retention bonuses are only paid if, you know, people are *actually* retained for the period of time in question? If paid out before the period, they get clawed back if the person leaves anyway.

    140. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Delwin · · Score: 1

      I'm getting sick of hearing "too big to fail". PLEASE explain to me what the frak that is actually supposed to mean, and how this doomsday scenario would actually play out.

      Simply enough "Too big to fail" means that Chapter 11 (or worse 7) is not going to help. The amount of damage such a move would cause is far outweighed by the cost to keep it going while it can be reorganized and or dismantled outside of bankruptcy. All 'TARP' is is Chapter 11 writ large. AIG is quickly moving from Chapter 11 to Chapter 7 where the government will liquidate it and sell the parts. These things however take time - possibly years - to work out.

    141. Re:Is anyone surprised? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Because the whole system is so foolishly, utterly, totally broken that all you can do is laugh. You want distraction? The aggregate exposure of all USA banks to derivatives is about 170 Trillion. Worldwide, we're talking Quadrillions. Obama, the IMF, et al. They're all just rearranging the deck chairs and getting the band to play louder. The end result of this slow motion train wreck is/was inevitable. It is, to quote from the movie Titanic, "a mathematical certainty."

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    142. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Banks are required, by law, to maintain a minimum ratio of capital vs risk-weighted assets."

      They used to be, before the late 90s when banking and investment industry regulations were removed & the banks were given free reign to do as they please.

      Legally, banks can do whatever they hell they want and theres nothing anyone can do about it.

      We need to change these laws.

    143. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can the republicans stop anything? They are in the minority in all 3 branches.

    144. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Antimatter3009 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I actually believe it, but the conspiracy theorist in me wants to think that the whole bonus thing was intentional. Someone sensed the populist anger rising and saw an opportunity to direct it at something wholly unimportant. And I don't just mean the bonuses, I mean AIG in general.

      The reason AIG is "too big to fail" is that they owe so much money to the various banks that are "too big to fail", but if AIG were to pay back that money, they're no longer really important to keep operating. Essentially, the gov't is funneling even more money to their bank buddies through AIG, then if the anger becomes too much to handle they can drop AIG and let them go under as a way of placating the masses.

      Again, I might be missing something (I'm no expert) or I might just be stretching a bit too far, but it seems plausible, at least.

    145. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Personally, I'd like to know how I could score a contract that will reward me with multi million dollar bonuses when things go horribly even after I'm no longer even employed by them. That sounds like about the sweetest gig imaginable."

      You do it the way they did: By investing millions of dollars of your own money into the company in return for a contract that says your liability on your personal stake is limited.

    146. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I'm all for blaming Obama for everything, but this AIG bailout was approved while Bush was president:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NSzxBtGpkU

      How would you deal with it?

    147. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country?

      The day the CIA shoots your rabble-rousing ass, as is completely failed to be documented here.

      Remember, if you fail to praise the CIA for defending the USA, you're just as bad as those who won't call our troops "heroes" for defending our nation against the Legion of Doom and their headquarters in Faluja.

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    148. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Ugh, retention bonuses are issued if an employee stays with the company for a certain period of time. This is to prevent them from moving to other companies. The reason why these 11 individuals don't work for AIG anymore is likely for the following reason.

      Bonuses are paid in a schedule determined by contract. Why the total bonus may be $1,000,000, it could very well be paid over 4 years in 4 payments of $250,000 instead of 1 payment for $1,000,000. In fact the bonuses were contracted over multiple payment periods over lower amount to avoid taking too high of a hit on taxes. It's all in how the contract is worded. So while those employees no longer work with AIG, they had worked for as long as was necessary to earn the retention bonus before moving on.

      Regardless the retention bonus has nothing to do with performance it's a gamble on an employee that you think is valuable to the company. To use a car analogy, you bought a 500 gallon tank to store gas in when the price was $2.50 and you have to go through that gas before purchasing anymore. You did this because you were anticipating the price of gas to go up. Instead the price of gas dropped to $1.50, so you're currently paying $1.00 more per gallon than everyone else.

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    149. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy. As in NO MONEY IN THE ATM crash. As in NO FUEL FOR YOUR CAR crash."

      FUD.

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    150. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that post. This country has had a great depression in the past, and data on what works and doesn't work to get us out of a depression.

      What Obama is doing is necessary. This has absolutely nothing to do with scratching backs or 'old boy networks'.

      Stimulus means massive amounts of money injected into banking, infrastructure, and other proven methods to increase spending and lending.

      On another side of this debate:

      I find it absolutely infuriating that the Republicans in the house and senate are blatantly ignoring the facts about what is and isn't stimulating.

      For example, the below is true:

      Tax cuts: Not stimulating.
      Food stamps: Stimulating.

      The congressional research center has great data on the effects of many things, and the numbers just do not support the Republican notion that tax cuts and 'less spending' will in any way get us out of depression.

    151. Re:Is anyone surprised? by randyest · · Score: 1

      How the hell is this a troll? Does Obama or Geithner have mod points today?

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    152. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Znork · · Score: 1

      What 'innocents'? The investment banks who didn't research what they did? The fund managers who wanted higher bonuses and stuck their clients money in more risky papers? The speculators who bought high-yield papers without caring why they were higher yield? The supposedly qualified traders who ignored counterparty risks? The average layman who had money in these companies when the half the internet was shouting about these companies being _dead_ and who apparently learned nothing from the dotcom crash?

      It certainly wasn't hard to see exactly what was going to happen, and there were warnings everywhere. It's not like it came as a big surprise for anyone who actually cared at all what happened to their money. Of course, for those who were managing someone elses money there may not have been that much reason to care.

      So why should the actual innocents (those who didn't participate in the greed carousel, and who learned their lesson the last time) get the crushing instead? They didn't play the game for the upside, why should they get the downside?

      This isn't a choice between innocent getting crushed or not. With the bailout the innocent and the perhaps slightly less guilty (or merely unqualified) get to pay and the guilty get away scot free. Without a bailout the slightly less guilty still get to pay, while the thoroughly guilty parties get burned and may actually change somewhat (or at least not remain in control so they can go on and sabotage more companies).

      Wipe these companies out. The fratboy and yes-men culture of these institutions make them a liability for the whole financial system of the world, and we simply cannot afford to let them take us all for any more rides.

    153. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It must feel good to be able to sit there, saying that the best solution is to let a section of the economy totally fail. I mean, its not like you're the one taking the hit, right? You're not losing your job or your house. You're not the one who actually has to endure hardship. And neither am I.

      Most of the time you can't even be sure of that. Lots of people have been surprised when some random bank fails somewhere and their employers suddenly have trouble drawing credit to cover payroll.

    154. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      It's not even near socialism.

      Well, no; I was being sarcastic.

      In a true socialist society, you can't have banks at all, government operated or not.

      Dunno - that depends on how you define "true socialist society." If you think of it in Marx's philosophical terms, a socialist society is an intermediary point between the overthrow of capitalism and the development of true communism, and there could well be a place for banks in that kind of government. If you think the Soviet Union was a "true socialist state," then Gosbank is evidence that banks can exist in such a state.

    155. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dc29A · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I second that one. $165 million is chump change compared to what AIG has taken from the government. They should have been allowed to fail, claim chapter 11 or chapter 7 if it came to that.

      The problem isn't AIG failing, it's the domino effect. A lot of innocents would be crushed by AIG and its dependents falling over.

      No.

      The entities dragged into the quagmire with AIG would have been the same scum who created this clusterfuck.

      (1) European banks who using Credit Default Swaps from AIG to evade regulation and leverage themselves to 40 to 1.
      (2) US banks who just flat out didn't give a fuck about risk because they were blinded by short term profit.
      (3) A bunch of hedge funds who just gambled.

      Ever wonder how did Canadian banks manage to make make profit first quarter of 2009? Despite Canada's economy being totally dependent on the US? How come Canadian banks aren't in need of massive bailouts?

      True capitalism is about creative destruction. The strong companies would survive. Not the zombie banks supported by politicians. The US is no longer the haven for capitalism. It's a Frankenstein socialist/corporatist combination.

    156. Re:Is anyone surprised? by maxume · · Score: 1

      The government received preferred shares and warrants for much of the "TARP" funds. They might not make a profit on those instruments (or they might...), but they are very far from a gift, and amount to partial nationalization.

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    157. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing that pisses me off sooooo much is that if we had just LET THEM FAIL, AIG would have filed for bankruptcy and these contracts would have been nullified.

      And then the CDOs they underwrote would be marked down. And then those banks would take a haircut. And many of them would become insolvent, and so they'd go bankrupt. And then their counterparties would get screwed, etc, etc, etc.

      They don't call is systemic risk for nothin'...

    158. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SashaMan · · Score: 1

      This is totally wrong. A lot of buyers of CDS contracts didn't even own the underlying bonds - In some cases CDS contracts were written for significantly more than the total amount of a particular bond issue!

      The buyers were betting that the issuers would default.

    159. Re:Is anyone surprised? by bonch · · Score: 1

      And yet polls suggest that Americans STILL think this is going to work somehow.

      This isn't actually true. For instance, a CNN poll shows Americans believing Obama's policies will work by 22-64. A CBS poll shows that 48 percent believe the economy would improve without government intervention, opposed to the 41 who favor intervention.

      The media glorified this guy in 2008, defended him from attacks by McCain (but didn't do the reverse), and sat idly by as he bought entire cable channels to campaign with using private money he had previously promised he wouldn't use. Now the luster has faded, and what we're left with is a guy who seems floundering and incapable, relying on his teleprompter scripts. I predicted last year that it would feel like another Jimmy Carter administration in the eyes of the public. You can't elect a politically inexperienced guy based on gooey hype like "hope" and "change" to solve major problems and expect things to go well.

    160. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sampson7 · · Score: 1

      What exactly did you think the banks were going to do with this money? No, really, I mean it. What else would they or should they do with these funds? A bank fails when its liabilities exceed its assets plus its capitalization. Really, it's that simple.

      The entire point of this whole exercise was provide $$$ to the banks so that they could shore up their balance sheets and remain solvent. For every liability on their sheets, there is a corresponding asset -- usually a house or a business or a car. And more recently, a mortgage backed security. Except that these securities have now decreased in value to such a degree that if you valued these "toxic assets" at their real value, the bank's assets would be dwarfed by their liabilities and the bank would go belly up.

      In order to save a particular bank, the government must: (1) provide the bank with more capital, such that the bank's capitlization grows faster than the decrease in the value of its assets; (2) decrease the bank's outstanding liabilities (i.e., pay off debts in the form of payment to creditors); or (3) allow the bank to sell off toxic assets at a price sufficient to allow the bank to survive.

      Placing additional loans to businesses or for new housing satisfies none of these criteria. It's amazing to me how people get outraged when someone does exactly what they are supposed to do.....

    161. Re:Is anyone surprised? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      As a programmer, I would first isolate the function that caused the memory leak to begin with. In this case it would be government screwing with people's value judgments.

      Its too late for that.

      The leak in your critical app is demanding more memory than you have available and you haven't debugged it yet. You can't say "I will isolate and fix the fuction" because it needs memory NOW, and you haven't isolated or fixed it yet.

      In this case it would be government screwing with people's value judgments.

      No. That's ALREADY solved itself. People's value judgements on what they can afford have undergone sharp correction the last few months and the savings rate in America has gone up.

      But that doesn't unwind the commitments they've already made. You can't fix THAT by changing peoples value judgement. Unwinding the commitments is going to take a significant amount of time and pain. And killing your buggy critical service isn't going to help the situation. If anything it will just extend the amount of time and pain.

      You can A: take memory from less critical apps to feed it while you continue to search for solutions, and ride out the unwinding and correction.

      Or B, let your critical app crash now. (And by critical I mean, -critical-, there is no 'just reboot it' and keep going. If it goes down, its going to be years before you put things back together. You can't afford to choose B. Nobody can.

      So you choose A. You have to. There really is no other choice.

    162. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sometimes you have to amputate a toe to save the leg. If you try too hard to save the toe, you risk losing the leg and possibly the whole body.

      The problem is that nobody wants to amputate a toe, but sometimes we do it anyway.

      Screw the toe, it isn't worth saving. The people working at those jobs aren't doing anything PRODUCTIVE. Trying to save jobs that aren't productive is just plain stupid.

      If they were productive they can duplicate it elsewhere and make a living.

      This is the problem with liberals, they want to save everyone and everything. You can't, it is impossible, so stop trying. Sometimes things aren't worth saving.

      The weak must perish, or it makes the whole sick. CUT THE TOE OFF.

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    163. Re:Is anyone surprised? by flitty · · Score: 1

      Most companies that are failing now did not verify that they were Insuring anything, they'd get phonecalls asking for insurance against different products, but never verified that the company asking for the insurance owned the product, therefore, AIG and similar companies became gambling houses. This wasn't too dangerous in itself, except they were betting against a field where 20% of the horses had broken legs and heart problems.

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    164. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not buying your reasoning. Yes 0.2 billion in bonuses is annoying, but it's mere pennies compared to the 170 billion given as a "gift" to save their asses, ~60 billion of which is being given to foreign nationals. (Why are U.S. taxes being handing money to foreigners???)

      Furthermore, Congress has spent more time arguing about this 0.2 billion, then they spent debating the 700 billion TARP Bailout bill or the 800 billion Stimulus Bill. Congress is quibbling over mere pennies, and yet they spend billions of dollars with barely any consideration. It's like Benjamin Franklin said: "Penny wise; pound foolish."

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    165. Re:Is anyone surprised? by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      I disagree with the popular comparison that investing is the same as gambling.

      Yes, there is always risk that the loan will be defaulted on. Or the project will be unprofitable. However, in a casino the higher the risk the bigger the reward. People like to think that Wall-Street works the same way but it doesn't. A speculator, an entrepreneur if you will, profits by anticipating consumer demand. Companies stocks go up when they succeed at producing a product or service that satisfies the consumer. Thus, the bigger the risk the greater the loss! It is in an entrepreneurs best interest to anticipate consumer demand as accurately as possible. If an entrepreneur fails to do so he stands to lose everything.

      Gambling is guessing. It's playing with chance. Investing implies some risk in the sense that we can't anticipate future conditions with accuracy. But the most profitable investors aren't the ones that take the bigger risks, they're the ones who are the best at employing common sense and understanding of human behaviour and economic and political conditions in order to anticipate where the money will be best served satisfying consumers.

      The bubbles that got us into this mess isn't because investors were taking huge risks with other people's money. It was because the Fed was messing with people's value judgments (interest rates) to encourage lots of borrowing, Fannie and Freddie were told to buy up mortgages and sell them as securities (further tinkering with people's valuations regarding the viability mortgages and thus housing prices). It's not entirely inaccurate to blame the investors for capitalizing on it, but they were just accessories in crime. They were doing exactly what the institutions were encouraging them to do. They anticipated that housing prices would go up and that people would have more money to spend on useless consumer products like $5 coffees at Starbucks and so they put their money where they saw demand. As soon as those businesses did some basic accounting and saw that they were borrowing and borrowing and not getting anything in return they stopped. The investors lost the money. So if there's any truth to blaming investors it's that they anticipated the bubble to continue. They knew that if Fannie and Freddie got into trouble the government would bail them out (and they were right). That's typical investor behaviour. It's not greedy, but actually required for the market to operate. Of course things are going to get out of whack when you start meddling with interest rates and securing bad loans etc.

    166. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      You're accusing Republicans of being the problem just because they're Republicans. Please stop being a sheep.

      Did you actually read what you're responding to, or did you just skim for keywords? He's not blaming Republicans just because they're Republicans - he's blaming them because in his view the entire party has adopted a position based on ideological grounds that ignores current reality and the effects that implementing that strategy would have on the larger economy.

      I'm not saying he's right or not; just that what he said isn't nearly as simplistic as you'd make it out to be. Maybe you should stop being a sheep.

    167. Re:Is anyone surprised? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Innocents? You mean the idiots that bought multiple insurance policies in case the sub-prime mortgages failed? Please, I could give a fuck about them. It wouldn't create some huge unending domino effect.. the healthy banks and insurance companies will love to have new customers.

    168. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dc29A · · Score: 1

      AIG's counterparties were hardly gambling. They were buying CDS contracts from AIG effectively as insurance, believing AIG was big enough and creditworthy enough that this rendered their default risk close to zero.

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

      That's a good one. No really, you do realize that 90%+ of Credit Default Swaps are used for purely speculative purposes (aka gambling) and their owners have exactly 0$ invested in a specific bond/company/something.

      As someone else pointed out, it's akin to taking out a house insurance on your neighbor's house and hope it burns down.

    169. Re:Is anyone surprised? by moeinvt · · Score: 1

      Precisely. AIG is a giant money laundering operation for stolen taxpayer $$$. The money goes in the front door, and then gets moved out the back where it ends up in the coffers of Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan and other big financial firms.

      Yes, it is a bit silly to be outraged at $175 Million in bonuses when $180 Billion has been funneled through AIG to cover its CDS obligations, but the anger is justified, and it's going in the correct general direction.

    170. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sricetx · · Score: 1

      We gave them money because if AIG fails, two huge things go down with them.

      Fine. A bailout makes sense to keep AIG from collapsing. But what the government should have done was just nationalize AIG 100% and fire their entire incompetent management team. You wouldn't see them trying to sue the government then, and there would be none of this over hyped outrage over executive bonuses either.

      Why all the fear over nationalization? Mainstream media makes it sound like the USA would become the Soviet Union if it nationalized these 'too big to fail' institutions, and that is just B.S. Personally, I would prefer the state run institutions of socialism to the combination of large private corporations and the government (fascism).

    171. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Goodwill? A lot of those receiving the large 1/2 or 1 million dollar bonuses have now abandoned ship. I guess they figure they got their "golden parachutes" so why stay with a failing AIG? The only think AIG did was waste money, per usual.

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    172. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
      They have been allowed to grow too large to fail.

      So perhaps we should reconsider the purpose of anti-trust laws. Instead of just being used to prevent monopolies, wouldn't everybody be much better off if no corporation were allowed to become "too large to fail"? Personally, I think both Microsoft's customers and stockholders would be better off if it were split into multiple companies, like AT&T was in the 80's. Same for GM, but that would require restructuring the entire industry, which is currently geared to rewarding large corporations and keeping start-ups like DeLorean out. Outlaw "too big" companies, then when they fuck up, we can just let nature take its course. Keeping bad companies afloat is NOT a valid function of government.

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    173. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      It's due to the fact that the very people in charge of messing up so badly they needed government help - are getting bonuses as though they had done exceptionally well.

      Except that's not what these bonuses are. These are retention bonuses, not any sort of performance bonus.

      Retention bonuses aren't so uncommon in the tech industry, either. There should be plenty of people here who have received retention bonuses at one time or another. You know, the kind where you start a new job and one of the benefits is, "Stay here XXX months and we'll give you a one-time check for $$$$." The idea is to prevent churn and keep someone new around long enough to start being useful to the company. As a worker I'd be plenty pissed if the company told me, "Sorry, we had a bad quarter and we're not going to pay you what you were promised." The money is not predicated on the well-being of the company; it's a well-defined value negotiated as a condition of taking the job.

      Maybe the bonuses shouldn't be paid. Hell, maybe AIG should have an across-the-board pay cut. But it's not a case where people are getting bonuses for screwing up; this is just part of their regular compensation. It needs to be treated as such.

      This particular outrage is really petty and misplaced. If you want to be outraged, don't obsess about the petty details. Be outraged that the bailout was given in the first place. Be outraged that the situation got to the point of needing a bailout. Be outraged that such a huge portion of our economy is dependent upon the collective delusion that all these secondary, tertiary, and quaternary "financial instruments" actually have some intrinsic value.

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    174. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Glothar · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      In this case, I'm pretty safe. I live near DC working on a 5 year government contract which is based on money that's already been delivered. If I get taken down by the economy, then we're in deep, deep trouble.

      The thing that annoys me is that despite the fact that I have no worries about my job, I seem to be one of the few people who is capable of worrying about anyone but myself.

      Oh waaah. You're taxes are going up and they're being spent to prop up corrupt businessmen who gambled with our national economy as if it were some frat-party drinking game. At least you're not upside-down on your mortgage and in danger of losing your job in a couple months. You can deal with the fact that you can't afford a Lexus this year and pay up to help a dozen families stay in their home while we fix all the damage a bunch of investment-banker tools inflicted on the country.

      (Note: this is the non-specific "you". I don't believe that you, MillionthMonkey, are one of those jackasses)

    175. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Horza66 · · Score: 1

      Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss.

    176. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe Congress ought to pass a bill that requires all government employees to pay taxes, else not be eligible for the job. Also, I don't feel like paying 90% on any bonuses I might receive. Do you?

      I guess that "bonus tax" is currently limited to just those who earn 500,000 or higher, but then so too was the income tax when it was originally conceived. And then it creeped downward.

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    177. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      but they seem to be guaranteed by the employee contracts..

      Surely that could be covered by frustration or impossibility. IANAL, but not fulfilling a contract does not necessarily imply breach of contract. If a gov bailout doesn't constitute extenuating circumstances, then what does? There would be no bonuses if AIG had simply gone under.

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    178. Re:Is anyone surprised? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Why, as one of the millions that are now own 80% of AIG, would I want to RETAIN the people that created this nightmare? I don't want them retained, I want them fired at least, arrested at best.

    179. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      If we let them file bankruptcy, the courts can oversee their operation properly.

      Interesting... so the idea is that we let them fail, discount their debt, and THEN take action to oversee operations?

      Why not nationalize them now, before all the creditors (including the taxpayers who've bailed them out) get shafted during bankruptcy proceedings?

      Seems to me like that is the worst outcome for the public. The taxpayers eat crow because of the bankruptcy proceedings, then we get to pay to oversee their operations while they become profitable again (and of course, those profits *don't* go back to the taxpayer).

      Horseshit. Nationalize them now. Stop socializing the risk without socializing the profits.

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    180. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Znork · · Score: 1

      Legally, many banks cannot loan money at this time.

      This hasn't been true for some while if you look at the reserve statistics: http://research.stlouisfed.org/fred2/series/BOGNONBR

      There may be some extra reserves held against further depreciation of assets, but investments in solid assets could certainly be made (and are made in, for example, treasuries) without jeopardizing the reserve requirements. The more likely reason that most banks don't lend much money these days is that nobody who wants loans is qualified and nobody who's qualified wants loans.

    181. Re:Is anyone surprised? by randyest · · Score: 1

      It's FUD-filled yet utterly unsubstantiated claims like this one that have gotten us into this mess where we're throwing trillions around will-nilly with no oversight. In short, I think you're wrong. I'll offer exactly the same amount of evidence for my claim as you did for yours.

      Also, FYI, the US, Japanese, German, and UK economies are #1, #2, #3, and #5. Not #1, #3, #5, and #6

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    182. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      So in effect AIG is the middleman where the government gives money to AIG who then pays it to Citi and BofA and whatever other banks (including foreign banks) took out policies. Why couldn't we have just let AIG fail and bail out these banks as necessary (for those who contend that it was necessary) since thats basically what we are doing anyway?

      Hey, did you watch that episode of Charlie Rose and Hank Greenburg, too? Because that's what Hank, ex-CEO of AIG, proposed. What they *should've* done was examine the counterparty risk, and for those institutions that would become insolvent with an AIG bankruptcy, they should've provided funds directly to them. The rest could then take a haircut.

    183. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rodarson2k · · Score: 1

      The retention bonuses were just 'please dont quit before the end of the year, we need you to do something about this mess' bonuses, and i dont know why people can't respect that. Except for the part where they didn't really *do* anything about the mess, but the *performance* bonuses aren't getting paid for that very reason.

    184. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      It's cheaper than bailing them out directly. The most direct is that AIG has insurance lines for things besides default. Until those businesses are sold they'll continue to generate money (unless all the employees leave because of stupid laws). When they're sold that money can support the costly default insurance and will reduce the overall bill to the government (versus a direct bailout). The second reason it's cheaper is that there's lots of default insurance that was written that is still profitable for AIG (it's a $500 billion book that is currently estimated to lose $60). If AIG fails the $360 billion that's not loss and collateral would have to be replaced (currently impossible since AIG was most of the primary market) or self insured. Regulators don't like self insurance so the banks that do this would have to hold vastly more capital (meaning they'd need gobs more government support because raising that much capital is probably impossible too). Finally, it's cheaper because AIG's failure would result in huge losses in the currently government guaranteed money market world.

      After Lehman failed the only thing that kept there from being a run on the money market funds (rumors reached as much at 5 trillion in sell orders in a single day) was the announcment of a government guarantee. In a bankruptcy like AIG's derivative holders are have a sort of "god mode" where they can step in and cherry pick assets to meet their collateral requirements before the bankruptcy process begins. Since AIG has large derivative books (including the $500 billion credit derivatives they have about 1.5 trillion in more vanilla interest rate derivatives) who would swoop in and grap hundreds of billions in assets. Leaving vastly less for unsecured lenders. In essense this means paying AIG's losses twice. First to the banks who are now self insuring their portfolios, then a second time to money market and possibly other creditors. The total bill would probably run north of a half trillion, depending on how badly Europe was hurt and assuming no European banks failed (if there was a domino effect we all go back to farming).

      Compared with that direct cost and the risk of far greater costs, bailing out AIG to the tune of say $200-$300 billion is a bargain (even if it's a very costly one). Shoeing talent out the door is the last thing we should strive to do at the firms the taxpayer now owns.

      I'm pretty concerned that the leadership hasn't come out and explained this in clearer terms, rather than hype up anger (it's looking more likely to get someone killed soon).

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    185. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need to fucking break them up. This shit is getting fucking old. Seriously.

    186. Re:Is anyone surprised? by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      I find it very curious that people aren't yet making these claims about Obama

      Set your mod to -1, it'll speak a different story. Back in February, I was chatting with a friend about Obama, and made a comment about one of his policies being bad. I was insulted, told I was disingenuous, and came under barrage of straw man arguments. Same tactics as before, different side using them.

    187. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >>>Which will either head off deflation (never in history been successful) or cause hyperinflation

      I wish economists would call this phenomenon with a better description. If a government starts printing tons of paper money, it doesn't cause inflation of prices. It causes *devaluation* of the paper until soon people are walking around with wheelbarrows to buy a loaf of bread.

      To use the word "inflation" is akin to a doctor claiming illness is caused by a runny nose. No, the nose and the price inflation is the symptom. The cause is the bacteria and the devaluation of the paper, respectively.

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    188. Re:Is anyone surprised? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      I know this one!

      AnimalFarm:

      We can kick them all out and start over. But then, to get better economies of scale, we can join forces for the maximum allocatable distributable leverage!

      Hmm... /AnimalFarm

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    189. Re:Is anyone surprised? by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      "Or B, let your critical app crash now. (And by critical I mean, -critical-, there is no 'just reboot it' and keep going. If it goes down, its going to be years before you put things back together. You can't afford to choose B. Nobody can."

      I simply disagree. Look into the depression of 1921. The one that no one ever talks about because it was so short lived. Yet the suffering was really intense. What did the government do about it ? Almost nothing. They got together and had committees and meetings and plans for action but while they were so busy talking about what to do, the problems just fixed themselves naturally.

      All this talk of analogies is really inaccurate with regards to the economy. Life goes on. People find ways to make ends meet. Businesses start investing in products and services that actually improve the lives of their peers. If this process is allowed to take it's natural course it happens very quickly.

      More of the same does not fix anything. It does not even save anything. Like you said, people are already cluing in that they can't sustain their borrowing practices and need to start saving. The government is trying to prevent that process from taking it's natural course by continuing to slash interest rates and printing more money. It's preventing the natural course from taking hold and is in turn prolonging the suffering. They're the ones who are going to make it take years.

    190. Re:Is anyone surprised? by randyest · · Score: 1

      How is that "problem" alleviated in any way by these bailouts? The execs are still raiding the treasury, while little guys are still getting laid off. Your succumbing to the FUD they use to rob you is the problem.

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    191. Re:Is anyone surprised? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Sir, I believe that reference is reserved for Republicans.

      -Peter

    192. Re:Is anyone surprised? by djrok212 · · Score: 0

      Which banks would you be referring to that are "Well Capitalized"? Also, you do remember that AIG is not a bank, but an insurance company, who insured almost 100% of all of the CDO and a large percentage of the mortgages world wide? It would have made a lot more sense for the US government to FORCE AIG into bankruptcy and to have taken over it's insurance portfolio, but it's too late for that.

    193. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I firmly agree, provided they release a detailed plan on how to sell/wind down the nationalized entities. As the conservatorship of Fannie and Freddie is showing, the government's crisis response goals are frequently opposed and impossible to manage. So you have to quickly sell the good stuff and let the deep pockets (government in this case) manage the bad assets in liquidation. They'd have to work something out to prevent derivative collateral harvesting. Conservatorship is triggers the same problems with asset siezure as bankruptcy under most derivative contracts.

      The two times a financial crisis has been solved both did that (Sweeden and the Panic of 1907 when JP Morgan stepped in to save the banking system).

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    194. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy. Look at Zimbabwe. Former breadbasket of S. Africa which can't even feed ITSELF anymore...

    195. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>LET THEM FAIL, AIG would have filed for bankruptcy and these contracts would have been nullified.

      Yeah but then if we left AIG fail it would devastate the economy, and the DOW Index might fall all the way from 14,000 to 6000-something and we, the politicians, cannot allow that to happen.

      Oh wait.....

      The DOW did drop to 6000-something. Hmmmm. Why did we bailout AIG again???

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    196. Re:Is anyone surprised? by snowraver1 · · Score: 1

      How exactly does the money supply shrink? Do you Do you load it on a plane to never see it again? Does the government scoop up a whole bunch of money and light it on fire to remove it from the supply? I don't think the government has enough money to simply thow it away to prevent inflation.

      Bonus question: What is the game plan to pay back the debt?

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    197. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "blame me", which is political-speak for "screw you, it's done, get over it".

      No, it's political speak for "the buck stops with me." In other words, something may be the fault of his staff, but the ultimate responsibility is with him. He's saying he won't simply throw someone else under the bus like previous presidents.

      "Ultimate responsibility" huh?

      No, it means "screw you". Obama is not going to resign in shame next week, and even if Congress weren't all his best buddies, they won't dare impeach him no matter what he does.

      He can "own up" to whatever he wants - he won't resign and can't (really) be fired as long as whatever he does can be considered a 'misunderstanding' or a 'mistake that reasonably could have been made'.

      Short of selling off the Eastern Seaboard of the U.S. to Poland (and forcibly evacuating the population of New York to Indiana), Obama has a guaranteed job for the next 4 years where he can do as he pleases with no risk of getting canned.

      Don't believe it? Take a look at the approval ratings for George W. in the last 3 years of his term, then bear in mind that 20-30% approval means that large numbers of BOTH Democrats and Republicans would give him an 'unfavorable' job review. But the only shot We, The People have at that is to not vote him back in office, so who cares?

      There is only one time when 'transparency' matters in government - that's BEFORE the legislation gets signed into law. After that, it's all puppet theatre.

    198. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Should I bust out the correlation != causation?

      And McCain was the 3rd top receiver of AIG campaign funds.

    199. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      World GDP: $65,000,000 million

      Bailout: $170,000 million

      Bonuses: $165 million

      U.S. per capita GDP: $0.048 million ($48,000 - https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/us.html#Econ)

    200. Re:Is anyone surprised? by randyest · · Score: 1

      So the US taxpayer is bailing our Europe's banks? Awesome! I feel so much better.

      (It bugs me how you and so many others keep claiming that AIG would have "collapsed" without taxpayer bailouts, yet provide zero substantiation. You know Chapter 11 exists, right? And that's what it's for, right? So how is the "controlled dissolution" of Chapter 11 good enough for every company except those who donated big to the political campaigns of those currently in power?)

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    201. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deflation will win at first and then the dollar will explode in a bubble. That's when hyper-inflation will set in.

      Keep your money in cash and buy all the stuff you want at firesale prices at the bottom.

      Your real dollars will continue to increase in value as the debt-dollars become worthless. Real cash under your mattress will continue to gain value while the prices of goods will go down due to deflation. That includes metals and oil.

      A couple of years from now, and $100 in your pocket will make you the richest person on your block.

      Most of the (perceived) wealth in this country is debt. The collateral behind that debt is becoming worthless because it has become overvalued in the mania of the last several decades.

      Right before the dollar bubble bursts, get your cash in metals and ride that to the top. Timed correctly, you should be selling your dollars at the top and buying your precious metals at the bottom. And you should be able to buy a few $15,000 houses while you're at it.

      Profit!

    202. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bridge to Nowhere wasn't just an earmark. It was a huge waste of money as well. You can get upset over earmarks if you want (and you'd better be upset over ALL of them, including tax cuts) but at least the money is not always wasted.

      We've been reduced to complaining about somewhat useful spending like volcano research funding, environmental studies, and the like. If there were another Bridge to Nowhere in the budget you can bet it would be all over the news media by now. But there apparently isn't.

      Does that answer your question?

    203. Re:Is anyone surprised? by lazarusdishwasher · · Score: 1

      Keynesianism has never worked in practice.

      ... except between 1930 and 1945.

      And for those who think that WW II spending wasn't Keynesianism, you misunderstand Keynesianism.

      According to something I heard on the radio the only time the us government was spending enough to satisfy Keynes theory was during world war II, before that the government was not spending enough.
      http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=100018973

      The relevant car analogy would be jump starting a car. If you do not hook up the jumper cables properly you can damage the electrical system of one or both cars, and after you have succesfully jump started the car you should remove the jumper cables to allow the car to run on its own power.

    204. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There I fixed it for you. The whole "systemic risk" crap we hear is nothing more than fear mongering. Fear so that the old "governing" elite stays in power at all cost. Had the US let AIG, Citi, JPG, GS, BoA and others drown in their own cesspool it wouldn't have changed much.

      And I suppose you have actual evidence to support your blind free-market ideology?

      Huh, yeah. Didn't think so. Meanwhile, the government actually analyzed the counterparty risks associated with an AIG collapse. And guess what? They concluded that systemic risk was a real likelihood. So, what analysis have *you* taken part in?

    205. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look mods, just because you disagree doesn't mean the parent is a troll.

      Posting anon to prevent undoing my mod.

    206. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well hyperinflation would be successfuly heading off deflation, woudln't it?

    207. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EvilNTUser · · Score: 1

      On an unrelated note, I don't get why people have insurance for things they can afford to replace. House insurance, while betting against yourself, will save your life if you need it. So will health insurance.

      Luggage insurance? Theft insurance? For idiots in my opinion...

      More on topic: I think that reversing the executives' contractual bonuses at this point is theft, and distasteful lynch mob mentality. The US government should have let them go bankrupt, but saved the creditors and employees by immediately taking over the assets and dictating new terms while they could. Not now.

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    208. Re:Is anyone surprised? by russotto · · Score: 1

      How exactly does the money supply shrink?

      Well, since the amount a bank is permitted to loan (which contributes to the money supply) is based on its reserves, which are based on the value of its assets, if the value of a whole bunch of assets shrinks dramatically, the money supply also shrinks dramatically.

      Sound familar?

    209. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite what some Republicans were saying, Obama is not actually a super radical leftist who is going to change *everything*. If you had listened to his speeches you would have known that.

    210. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SignalFreq · · Score: 2, Informative

      This hasn't been true for some while

      Let's examine the graph data

      2008-10-01: -332.803
      2008-11-01: -88.849
      2008-12-01: 167.376
      2009-01-01: 294.92
      2009-02-01: 118.472

      As recently as November 2008 Banks were collectively 88 Billion dollars under on reserves. Remember, capital is not JUST reserves. The stimulus money brought the reserve amount up so that banks could continue operation without declaring bankruptcy (as many would have been forced to do). Much of the problem is that assets are risk weighted. Many mortgage assets have been moved from low risk to a higher risk, meaning the shift in risk has decreased the overall captial ratio.

      Again, captial is not JUST money in the bank.

      Do not confuse Reserve Ratio with Captial Requirements.

    211. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There should have been laws in place to put the gamblers behind AIG in jail years ago, this is all just outfall of the result of missing laws and corrupt politicians. Where are the laws that stop this from happening again? That should be the real question.

    212. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Your a jack ass who lets his tiny, tiny, view of how things work blind him to any realities.

      Guess what? AIG galls, everything falls.

      That is not hyperbole.
      AIG was allowed tog t too big, and now we are stuck. AIG didn't break any laws. The failing was the last 25 years of loosening bank regulations.

      You have let your ignorance fuel an unjustified hate.

      People like you hurt this country far more then any politician. You create baseless anger, and insight people to violence.

      Clearly you haven't been paying attention becasue there was huge outrage when the first bailout happen, Where ahve you been so self absorbed in your petty and baseless ranting that you didn't notice?

      For the record, I do not like this bailout, and think there was a better way, but that went away with the first bailout.

      The part to be watching for is the new regulations.

      Now the bigger paicture regarding the 5 day thing is this:
      It is bringing a lot into the light,and underscoring that bills are moved too fast. Many people are recognizing this and not liking it. That is a good thing. Personally, I believe we will gt to the 5 day thing with future bills.

      If they are still wrestling with getting bills online in a year, then I will take appropriate action.

      Develop some damn social skills and get involved.

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    213. Re:Is anyone surprised? by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Sure it has. Reference the Great Depression for what happens when dominos start falling in rapid sequence. Crap rolls downhill, as they say.

    214. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the time you can't even be sure of that. Lots of people have been surprised when some random bank fails somewhere and their employers suddenly have trouble drawing credit to cover payroll.

      If you're depending on credit to make your payroll, perhaps it is time to re-evaluate your current business model.

    215. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how that'd work. I recently applied for Visa with my credit union (non-profit "bank") that I've been with for nearly 20 years and was declined; not because of my credit rating, because of the debt/income ratio that wasn't bad until the for-profit banks upped the interest rates, dropped the value of my mortgage, and my employer couldn't match that rise in cost of living at the same pace that the banks bastardized into what it is now.

      So if all those AIG-types you list went under, does that mean I owe them nothing, and my debt/income ratio is balanced? If so, then by all means let them go out of business. However, I think that someone has to not only take over the business of banking but all the bad loans and loss of capital that the failed banks have.

    216. Re:Is anyone surprised? by digsbo · · Score: 1
      Yes, the New Deal made the Great Depression a little worse, but it also kept people from dying of hunger or maybe only losing every bit of wealth and happiness they had been building up in their life.

      Actually, FDR had wheat plowed under rather than harvested even while people starved in the street, just to keep up the prices to support the farming industry which was overproducing. Read history before blaming the free market. All of this has been allowed to happen because of the central banks, which are basically the government's cash machine. And now the same thing that caused the problem (interventionist policy) is being touted as the cure, by Democrats and Republicans...

    217. Re:Is anyone surprised? by russotto · · Score: 1

      It was in the late 70's where inflation became a problem and the feds had to increase interest rates to control it.

      Only it didn't work. Interest rates rose and inflation went right on up with them. It's accepted dogma that there's an inverse relationship between interest rates and inflation, but I have my doubts if it would stand up to historical scrutiny.

    218. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      A real bank would loan out its own assets.

      Technically speaking, a real bank would lend the assets of its depositors, in exchange for interest payment to those depositors.

      Our long-since nationalized banks loan out (inflate) our money without our permission.

      Huh? Is inflation caused by banks lending money? Do we not permit banks to lend money but they do it anyway? Are you actually ranting about the federal reserve bank or the treasury or non-precious metal backed "fiat money?"

    219. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to see what contracts they had that guaranteed them bonuses even if the company fails.

    220. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that didn't stop them before they got the bail out money, or else they wouldn't need the bail out money now....

    221. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      Oblig. linky

      I don't think it's fair when it's today's comic. ;-) It only works if you happen to dig up a *coincidentally* relevant comic from months or years prior.

      (Someday, Red Spiders will be topical, I just know it!)

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    222. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Manchot · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is so disingenuous it's not even funny. Yes, Obama received a total of $130,000 from AIG's 116,000 employees. But he also received $600 million from the 300 million Americans. In other words, the average AIG employee gave about half what the average American gave. Unfortunately, the fact that Obama raised record funding means that every time a scandal pops up in the next four years involving a big company, we're going to get dumb comments like the parents' claiming favoritism, when the truth is that any company with a lot of employees will (by definition) have given his campaign a lot of money.

    223. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nizo · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say this is more akin to the guy who spent the night with your daughter knocking on the front door the next day and saying, "hey, mind if I get another 30 second quickie with her?"

    224. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Yeah we should send them a bill when this is done. In our defense, had Europe's banks failed, ours would have too. England was in the midst of a bank run in October (Ireland & Estonia were due next). Spain would have followed soon after. If you think we wouldn't have had a dollar/bank run very quickly following effectively all of Europe's central banks failing, I don't know how to show you. Did you follow what happened to Lehman? Derivative holders of which AIG has 2 trillion counterparties) are exempt from chapter 11 (and all other bankruptcy asset stays). They sieze collateral first (ironically that was added to the recent bankruptcy legislation to prevent a big bank failure from spreading through the banking system via derivative counterparties). Since they sieze collateral first they get better values and in the case of Lehman who started the process with $600 billion in assets and 550 billion in liabilities, only had $450 billion in assets and $550 billion in liabilities when they filed. That missing $100 billion started a run on money market funds. The hole with AIG would probably be in the neighborhood of $200 billion (even after the TARP funded collateralization payments). And then AIG's counterparty banks (mostly European but also domestic) don't have insurance on their loans so their regulators would require them to issue substantially more equity (which means they'd have to go to their governments--many of which would be in the midst of central bank runs--for support. Had Lehman not caused everyone in both government and finance to realize that this is a very high rope and we have no net, AIG would have probably gone through chapter 11. http://www.thisamericanlife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1263 This American Life has a very good program on how close we came to a pretty nasty result.

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    225. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>It reminds me of when folks were rejecting the entire budget because it was 2% earmarks

      You inadvertently raised a good point here. Congress is criticizing AIG management for wasting 0.1% of the bailout money on bonuses, and yet Congress itself wasted 2% of the bailout on trivial bullshit like studying pig flatulence control. Congress is criticizing AIG for the *exact same thing* that Congress did - wasting money.

      A bit hypocritical, eh?

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    226. Re:Is anyone surprised? by russotto · · Score: 1

      THE PRESIDENT: Well, what's happening is a lot of these banks are keeping it in the bank because their balance sheets had gotten so bad that they decided, you know what, for us to stay solvent we need to maintain certain capital ratios; we've got to have a certain amount of capital in the bank -- and they haven't started lending it yet."

      In other words the Banks are using tax payer money to pay off their debts. Lovely.

      No, in other words the banks are using taxpayer money to maintain their reserve ratios. Without it they'd be insolvent, and if they loan it out they'd be insolvent. What else can they do with the money?

      Note that if a bank falls below statutory mandated ratios, it can be seized and liquidated by the FDIC, as happened to Washington Mutual and over a dozen other banks last year.

    227. Re:Is anyone surprised? by theaceoffire · · Score: 1

      Maybe Congress ought to pass a bill that requires all government employees to pay taxes, else not be eligible for the job. Also, I don't feel like paying 90% on any bonuses I might receive. Do you?

      I guess that "bonus tax" is currently limited to just those who earn 500,000 or higher, but then so too was the income tax when it was originally conceived. And then it creeped downward.

      It is limited to those who get Government bailout money. Did you get Government Bailout money?

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    228. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Wow, one long emotional rant with 0 facts. Congrats sir, on being modded Insightful on horseshit.

    229. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rock56501 · · Score: 1

      I am a government employee (Military) and I do pay taxes.

    230. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a rape that takes 30s any different from one that lasts all night?

    231. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Incorrect.

      No homeloans, no loans for shipping(which exist on loans), no small business loans, no large business loans, no spending and then we ahve all the secondary markets drying up.

      There is no bank in the US big enough to handle AIG assetes as a whole.

      I think if the just absolved the toxic assets we would be better off.
      The value of these companies would diminish, a lot but they would continue to exist and be able to make loans to the remaining good providers.
      The business and people that suddenly have more money every month; which they would spend helping business and strengthening the economy.

      Then put proper regulation into place to prevent this kind of lending market, and cap the size business like this.

      You can argue 'fair' that people not paying there loans getting off the hook, but that is a different issue. I mean, we're going to pay the money one way or another, why not choose a way that puts money immediatly and directly into the hands of consumers? Money moves bottom up, not top down.

      I thought the same thing you have, but when something big happens I delve into it. I have talked(emailed mostly) several economic experts. By that I mean people who study and look at economies, not some jack ass on tv telling you when to buy and sell.

      AS much as we despise them, AIG broke no law.

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    232. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rock56501 · · Score: 1

      Crap rolls downhill, as they say.

      But the monkeys in Congress seem to be throwing it at everyone else.

    233. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Please stop being a sheep".

      I am a New Zealander and therefore I AM a sheep you insensitive clod!

    234. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The nominal value is 700 + 800 billion == 1500 billion, but when you add in interest (~600 billion), FDIC bailouts of failing banks, and the other U.S. Treasury actions to prop-up, the total comes to 3000 billion. (Some claim it's as high as 5000 billion, but I think 3000 is closer to reality.)

      That's about $30,000 per American home.

      You could buy two Honda Civics with that money, one for the husband and one for the wife, but instead you're giving it to your Corporate Overlords. Yay. Well technically you are not giving it. It's your children or grandchildren who will ultimately pay the bill for the debt incurred by this generation. (Thanks mom and dad, or grandma and grandpa.)

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    235. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      jum, tax laws change all the time. Since they got the money in 2009, and the tax law is not done for 2009, it's not really ex post facto.

      If they change it in 2010, and make you pay even more for your 2009 income, then you have a point.

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    236. Re:Is anyone surprised? by The_R_Meister · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree 100% about not buying the reasoning - where do you get off comparing GDP to pure deficit spending?

      I disagree about the foreign nationals thing - to me, that's the same issue as giving out bonuses - AIG had obligations, the fed bailout didn't have any strings attached, now they're trying to retro-actively attach them, which is NOT a power we really want politicians to have ...

      And purely out of curiosity, I'm wondering how much money congress's time spent trying to recover this bailout bonus money is worth (ie, how much it cost the taxpayer, not how much it should have cost the taxpayer ...) - political theater at its finest ...

    237. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they voted -1 Troll because there was no -1 I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means.

    238. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about rape?

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    239. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Quothz · · Score: 1

      Plus, financially, they're an insignificant part of the bailout moneys.

      Insignificant? It's enough money to hand twenty thousand dollars to 8,250 people. That's enough for one person to live off of for a year - not well, but not in poverty. It's enough money to pay 2,000 good jobs for a year paying $60,000 plus benefits. It's enough to launch a major construction project, enough to build a thousand houses, or enough to operate a hundred schools for a year.

      It's only insignificant if looked at only as a percentage of the package. If you look at it in actual dollars - the only sane perspective of a taxpayer - it's a fuckton of money.

    240. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never gave the banks permission to loan this money (aside from the few thousands kept in my checking account). "We" does not exist. Congressional or treasury-approval does not imply my approval or permission. As far as fiat money is concerned, yes that is a mistake and part of the problem (not so much *this* problem per se). People predict rapid inflation if we get out of this because, logically, they aren't going to be able to raise the funds. Just print more money. Uncle Sam is buying toxic securities but how is the US going to file for chapter 11 and tell the claimants to go fuck themselves? It won't. We will pay one way or the other.

    241. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sounds like Congress is bike-shedding...

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    242. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. So, all these companies that were not gambling.

      Did they happen to take a look at what they were actually buying? You know, what was actually in those CDS contracts?

      Wasn't it their "fiduciary duty" that I keep hearing all so much about to take a look?

      I mean, AIG is another company, you know, one that wants to make money.

      So you just trust them to sell you something worth $value, simply because they say it is?

      No independent risk analysis on the actual paper?

      I have come CDS contracts for sale to any company that wants that kind of deal.

    243. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      In my splinter of the space-time continuum, people were CONSIDERABLY outraged about the bail-out monies. The bonuses are insult to injury, from what I can tell.

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    244. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying people should start collecting information so mob justice can find its way to their homes, but there is quite a bit in the press that could be used for such purposes. Take for example what I can piece together from news reports.

      1) Jackpot Jimmy James Haas -- lives in Fairfield, Connecticut and shares a block with a Mrs Jean Wieson. Mr. Haas has a home with three chimneys and he has views of Southport Harbor and distant views of Long Island Sound

      2) Douglas L. Poling Douglas received $6.4M in bonus payments which he said he will return. Doug's father was the chief executive of Ford Motor in the early-mid 90s. Doug owns a home on a street with no outlet in Fairfield CN.

      The Connecticut Working Families party is planning a bus tour Saturday of A.I.G. executives's homes. This would could be a great way for people interested in the harvest of executive names and addresses to get some data.

    245. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Informative

      >>>Thank God the Obama administration is trying to do something...
      >>>It seems that the cash infusion has already caused a bit of an upturn

      Boy they sure fooled you. The stimulus bill passed during Obama's term hasn't even been spent yet, and most of it (~90%) won't be spent until after January 1, 2010!!!

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    246. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Then if people still want to be angry, at least it's an honest reaction.

      Right. And I think people still would be angry, though perhaps a bit more legitimately. Bailing out a corporation using hundreds of billions of dollars may very well end up being the "correct" course of action here. Giving executives of those corporations huge undeserved bonuses is incorrect whether those bonuses amount to 0.1% of the bailout money, or 90%.

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    247. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Facetious · · Score: 1

      Wait just a damn minu.... [collapses back into chair, grabs chest].

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    248. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic, I know, but that is probably one of the best puns I've ever heard.

    249. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Why do you think government employees don't pay taxes?

      And you do pay tax on any bonus you receive, just like any other income.

      "I guess that "bonus tax" i..."
      you guess wrong. Stop guessing to back a point. You look like an idiot and it doesn't help the argument.

      from http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090319/ap_on_go_co/aig_outrage :

      "The bill would impose a 90 percent tax on bonuses given to employees with family incomes above $250,000 at American International Group and other companies that have received at least $5 billion in government bailout money. It would apply to any such bonuses issued since Dec. 31."
      It's a pretty specific bill.

      If they decided to make it all bonuses, people would take a hire pay rate instead of a bonus, or perhaps shares, or maybe a goat.
      It wouldn't matter because it wouldn't last a week.

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    250. Re:Is anyone surprised? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "At least you're not upside-down on your mortgage..."

      What IS the big deal on this, people act like this is something weird. Has no one bought a car recently? They pretty much are completely upside down the second you drive off the lot.

      Why should a house be different? And why care...it is a place to live....LIVE in it. If you were flipping houses, well, ok then it sucks to be you. Unless you're wanting to sell your house, what is the big deal?

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    251. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Quantos · · Score: 1

      I actually can't believe that they were given any bail out money. That goes for the auto makers as well.
      If I squander my money and don't save any for a rainy day the government just tells me to suck it up, be a man.
      I seriously think that these companies should have been told the same thing.

      I have seen the same shit go on in Canada with Air Canada as well as Canadian Pacific(a rail carrier). They should have just been allowed to swirl the bowl a few times and then prove Darwin correct. Somewhere, someone with a better business model will step up and do it properly.

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    252. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Why are you equating the bailout with the New Deal?
      They are totally not the same thing.

    253. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Is it really ex post facto, though? My understanding is that tax code can be changed throughout the entirety of the year. A tax law change that is made in September can be specified to be in effect for the current tax year, no? This seems like just an extension of that...

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    254. Re:Is anyone surprised? by The_R_Meister · · Score: 1

      You really think that a 700 billion dollar bank bailout is the most effective way to keep people from dying of hunger? How about the longer term implication of trillion dollar deficits (yeah, if the economy starts growing fast enough over the next couple of years, I'm sure politicians will be spending wisely to bring us back into the black)?

    255. Re:Is anyone surprised? by knewter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're not losing your job or your house.

      Right, so that's the rub. We aren't talking about people losing their houses. The houses belong to the banks until the lien is off of the title and they've been paid off. When you say things like that, you are being the problem.

      The problem is our credit-hungry economy. It's simply not "their house" if they can be foreclosed on. And the job belongs to the employer, to be quite honest.

      Tell me people are on the streets, you get my sympathy. Tell me they bought a house they couldn't afford and then consequences caught up with them and you make me feel like the world is just. Admittedly, people in this situation likely did this because Clinton and Freddie Mac, et al encouraged them to make idiotic decisions.

      But also, think of the other side for a minute. What about people, low-income people, that didn't make idiotic mistakes and get themselves upside down in a mortgage because they believed money was free. For them, houses are now cheap. Houses were more expensive than they needed to be, and now they've swung far too far in the cheap direction, but they WILL stabilize if we stop fucking with the market.

      Err, summary: we all like to think we're richer than we are, and we all let the banks leverage too far because that's the only way to do so. We're the problem.

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    256. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely you're joking. The market has taken a 40% hit as C, AIG, and the other financial stocks utterly crashed. Investing in a bank is not speculation. The investment banks, in essence, betrayed their stock holders through insensible accounting.

    257. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Facetious · · Score: 1

      My friend, you strike me as sincere. Let me suggest an alternative to bloodshed. Let us revolt in a peaceful way. We can grow much of our own food. We can barter (without filing a 1099B with the Infernal Revenue Service). We can become our own creditors. We can create our own currency. It sounds simplistic, but extensions of these concepts would starve the dragon to death without us having to unsheathe our swords.

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    258. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      While unemployment is rising rapidly in the US the only area to increase the number of jobs is the US government itself. And the people receiving the stimulus money are the giant investment banks ...

      They're getting *some of* the money. A lot of it is going other places, too. Our organization (a medium-sized non-profit safety-net healthcare provider) is getting nearly half a million from the ARRA. The catch? It has to be used to retain or add jobs. Easy enough; we've been wondering how we're going to keep staffing up. (To clarify, we're getting this money because we already are a Federally-Qualified Health Center receiving Section 330 funding. It's not available to just any healthcare provider.)

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    259. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      P.S. Take a look at this chart and explain how switching from President Monkey to our new President Obama has improved our future? The era of 1960s and 1970s big government has returned. At least Clinton made an attempt to cut spending and create a surplus, whereas Obama is turning this country into a permanent debtor nation, with China playing the role of VISA credit card.

      http://money.cnn.com/2009/03/20/news/economy/cbo_obama_budget_deficit/index.htm?postversion=2009032016

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    260. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know that the average Congressman is an idiot. However, they almost all lawyers too, so they should know better.

      Don't worry. The new president used to teach constitutional law. He'll never sign it.

    261. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't pay the retention bonuses and don't "retain" those employees. No big loss.

    262. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      30 dollars leverage for every dollar is bad.

      If they go under, we all loose.

      The problem is they got too big.

      Letting them implode and doing nothing hurts every, single American far more then the tax money does.
      It suck worse then a 2 dollar whore, but that is the realities of it.

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    263. Re:Is anyone surprised? by The_R_Meister · · Score: 1

      Not only are these retention bonuses, as other posters have pointed out, but don't you think maybe if the government was going to control how the bailout dollars were spent, they should have done so beforehand? Nothing like a little retroactive outrage and clawbacks to give the industry confidence to move forward ...

      (What I'm saying is, outrage, yes, but why against AIG, which is only fulfilling its contracts, doing its thing, and not against the government, which pushed this massive bill through in record-time because it was absolutely necessary and if you questioned it on items like this you were an "obstruction" and "partisan" and ...).

    264. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kelnos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not about making the wealthy "suffer" through economic troubles. It's about throwing away a broken system and rebuilding something more robust in its place. The US economy is in deep trouble, and not just because of the financial and housing meltdown. If we want to maintain our relevance in the world, we need to reinvent ourselves. Propping up failing business models and bailing out huge corporations that are a *large cause of the problem* will only hurt us long-term.

      Yes, it's a damned shame that many lower-income people would be hurt by allowing AIG (and others) to fail. And it sucks. And no, I wouldn't feel as "good" about it if I were in that situation. But that's kinda beside the point: it may very well be what's necessary to *really* fix our economy, and not just patch it up for another 15 years until the same thing happens again with a different (or hell, maybe even the same) industry.

      Do I know that that would be the correct course of action? No, of course not. But what we're doing now doesn't seem to be working.

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    265. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The thing that pisses me off sooooo much is that if we had just LET THEM FAIL, AIG would have filed for bankruptcy and these contracts would have been nullified.

      Along with the entire banking industry followed shortly by the remains of the economy.

      I'm all for rebuilding and getting rid of the thoroughly rotten and corrupt financial industry (at least in its current form) but it has to happen in a more orderly manner.

    266. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean between 1930 and 1931?

      Oh, right, new deal policies kept that recession going for a lloonngg time longer than it otherwise would have.

    267. Re:Is anyone surprised? by uncqual · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the 11 who received retention bonuses even though they are no longer with the company fulfilled the requirements of their retention agreement and hence earned the bonus. As far as I know, there is insufficient public information about the bonuses to know if this is the case, but it seems most likely.

      For example, their retention agreement signed on December 1, 2007 may have read something like "If the employee continues to provide full time satisfactory service to AIG through November 31, 2008, AIG shall pay a bonus of $X to the employee on or before March 15, 2009." and the employee was laid off on December 1, 2008 having completed all the work they were needed for. (Actually, gory details can, I think, be found here - for example see sections 3.03 through 3.05)

      The employee may have turned down lucrative offers from other financial institutions in anticipation of receiving the bonus for not jumping ship. Although the amounts seem high, they might be reasonable. This would depend on the unique skill/knowledge of the individual and its value to AIG. It's possible that some of these people are very knowledgeable people whose skills are actually very much in demand as many financial entities around the world suddenly have to unwind and juggle a situation they hadn't expected so were not staffed for. Note that to be effective, a retention bonus needs to be in the neighborhood of any bonus (immediate signon bonus or over the first year or so) a prospective employer may promise in order to hire the person.

      Also, note that most of the work this person did to earn the bonus was done before the September 2008 bailout.

      I'm not saying that any of the above is the situation at AIG with these retention bonuses. It's just that we don't know yet so it seems a bit early to condemn with a broad brush based on little knowledge. Just because Washington politicians are bleating about it doesn't mean much -- they are, after all, mostly opportunistic scum sucking bottom feeders.

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    268. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Principle. We gave them money, and they gave it to the people that played the fiddle waiting for rme to burn.

      Yes, the were legally bond to do so, but it really stinks.
      It's like helping someone move, and then they wonder off to play xbox while you struggle with the coach. Under normal condition you would walk away, but would you walk away if him not moving means all your friends experience a large economic hard ships? No, but you might ask a friend to help you move you lazy jackasses former friends couch.

      Well I stretched the analogy as far as it should go...and then some.

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    269. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      IIRC, polls showed that Americans strongly disfavored the bailout from the beginning.

    270. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They are trying to walk the line between deflation and inflation, but erring on the side of inflation.
      I think Hyper-inflation isn't going to happen.

      I suspect will be hurting long, but not as deeply.

      We won't have anarchy.

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    271. Re:Is anyone surprised? by The_R_Meister · · Score: 1

      It's not like Obama and the rest of the Democrats were ... you know ... in power or presumptive nominees and leading the charge for the bailout even in Bush days ... no, it's Bush's screw-up, Obama's just going to fix it by allowing Bush's friends to have their little fun and then (probably next year) he's going to get responsible and stop the waste and ... ummmm ... fix the planet and ... dry our tears and ... give us *sob* hope *sob* ... In the meantime, he'll restore the "economy's" confidence by getting really angry that a company fulfilled some of it's on-the-books obligations as fully permitted by the bailout dollars and he'll do everything he can to get that tiny percentage of them back!

    272. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Get a contract when things are going well the guarantees you money.
      Make people think they need you so badly that they will pay you money to keep you.

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    273. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SignalFreq · · Score: 1

      Capital ratios should be regulated. A big part of what got "us" into this mess was the 30-1 and 35-1 ratios of capital to lending (actually that is stated backwards: it was really 1/30 to even 1/35).

      Used to be, a 10-1 ratio was considered pushing it.

      You are confusing Reserve Ratio with Capital Ratio.

      Reserve Ratio: The ratio of currency that must be held for each customer deposit and note. In the US this is generally 10%, and where you get your 10-1 number.

      Capital Ratio: Ratio of capital vs risk-weighted assets. It also sets ratios for lending based on capital eroded by inflation. Capital is more than just money, it is assets, equity, reserves, general provisions (loses), term debt, etc.. There are multiple classifications and levels to Capital Requirements, but you will generally find 8% as a combined ratio requirement.

      The problem was the shift of low risk mortgages to a higher risk, combined with the increasing loses from foreclosures and at the same time a slowing economy. The banks were in compliance prior to the housing melt down. The rapid devaluation of mortgage assets and the associated increase in risk caused the banks to become out of compliance.

    274. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Caledfwlch · · Score: 1

      I agree that the amount of the executive bonuses is inconsequential in the larger picture, it's just infuriating that these executives don't have the integrity to have refused/returned them initially. But then again I guess it's that attitude that created this mess in the first place... and the lack of will of the politicians to put some constraints in place to stop rampant greed. At least executives in the '30s had the decency to jump! I guess it's time we all get together outside AIG headquarters with our "Jump! You Fuckers!" placards

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    275. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>it suggests a contempt for the Constitution that at the very least meets the same level of which Bush is often accused, if not exceeds it.

      Nah, that can't be. This Congress is Democrat, just like my hero Barack, and wouldn't possibly pass an "ex post facto" law in violation of its oath to preserve, protect, and defend the People's Constitution. You're just being silly. The bad, bad days of the Republican Congress are over, and all will be shiny and bright from now on. /end sarcasm

      Even before your post, I wondered how Congress proposed to tax bonuses already issued. Citizens can not be punished for laws that do not yet exist. That's just silly.

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    276. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, you miss the central thesis. This is already a state-controlled (or "socialistic") financial system and has been for a long time. You may argue they acted with free reign. They acted that way with money the government gave them. If you aren't loaning out private funds (e.g., corporate bonds), then it is immaterial whether or not you call it socialism. It already is. Your *gasp* faux shock of the "opposition" is bullshit because you don't understand. I won't deny that privateers inflated the bubble just as they did with beanie babies. But what is the air in that bubble? Government loans instead of cheap fabric and cotton stuffing.

    277. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      Oh, OK. You could have just said you were a bit of a lunatic and largely without any understanding of how modern economies and representative democracies work, and it would have been far easier all round.

      And, really, I don't mean that personally - statements like "Congressional or treasury-approval does not imply my approval or permission," are a pretty solid indication that you've got completely imaginary views of how our government works, either currently or as intended by the framers of our constitution. Just "go Galt," or whatever and save everyone else the bother of dealing with you.

    278. Re:Is anyone surprised? by kelnos · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends. Some people do believe that the $1.7 trillion was indeed necessary to avoid a systematic collapse of the US economy. Whether they are correct or not is up for debate.

      What is certainly clear is that ANY amount of money -- be it 0.1% of the bailout money or 95% of it -- is too much to give as *bonuses* to the idiot executives of these companies.

      I see no inconsistency in anger over setting $100 on fire right after spending $100,000 on something believed necessary.

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    279. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sjames · · Score: 1

      That's exactly the point. It's not the amount, it's the principle of the thing. Nobody likes to see incompetence rewarded especially when that incompetence has proven so harmful to so many. Even more so when as a result of their incompetence so many who were performing well not only get no bonus, they get laid off.

      The cherry on top is that those undeserved bonuses are paid from the taxpayer's pockets and the recipients seem to have a powerful sense of entitlement.

      For dessert, many of those same people have been carping for years about how the middle and lower class have a sense of entitlement for wanting affordable healthcare and housing.

    280. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SBrach · · Score: 1
    281. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Having everyone but the responsible parties foot the bill for the excesses of the rich and privileged is just the American way "

      That's they way for all governments. Happens in China, Russia, Cuba, England, at so on.

      It's not right, but it is the way of people.

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    282. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Why do you think government employees don't pay taxes?

      4 of Obama's nomineees did not pay taxes, plus several Congressmen, and they either were or were about to become government employees, therefore they should have immediately been made ineligible for the job. That's why I proposed the law.

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    283. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      He is accusing them becasue this happened becasue of the Republicans removing banking regulations, and a Republican giving money away.

      It was the Republican party that said they were too big too fail.
      That were right.

      The republicans are the problem becasue of there group thinking behavior.

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    284. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jiro · · Score: 1

      "Bonus" doesn't mean that it comes as a surprise and they only get it if they do well. "Bonus" is just a type of pay that is given in a lump sum at the end instead of every two weeks.

      Suggesting that it's wrong to get or pay out "bonuses" is equivalent to saying "salary is fine if you get it every two weeks but if you get it in a lump sum it's really evil".

      And the reason they had to be given extra pay at all is that a failing company is a pretty lousy place to work. Nobody's going to work at a company which has no future and will leave them unemployed after a year unless you pay them extra to make up for it.

    285. Re:Is anyone surprised? by grishnav · · Score: 1

      My, how different the world looks with hindsight.

      Hindsight? I've been saying the housing bubble is going to burst for the last 5 years ('03 to about '08, when the mantra became, "See, I fucking told you so!"), arguing with my Realtor friend, and I don't know shit about economics. It was just so unbelievably obvious to me that it's hard for me to believe our "officials" didn't see it coming. Doubly so when they then proceeded to take actions that in fact made it worse, rather than heading it off at the pass. And got rich in the process. The government version of Enron, anyone? Literally. s/stocks/housing/gi and you have the biggest fucking pump and dump scheme ever concocted by man. First at the expense of speculators, then big corporations, and now the American Taxpayer. And us fucking morons are voting for more anal raping at the expense of these losers, which is why we elected Obama over McCain instead of throwing them both to the dogs and getting Ron Paul or (shudder) Bob Barr in there. Kenneth Lay is probably snickering at the genius of it all and kicking himself in the ass for not thinking of it himself.

      No, far from surprising, this seems downright intentional to me.

      I'm not alone, either. In fact, other silly Austrian-school economists were predicting the housing collapse for way longer than myself. It was never a question of if for them, but rather of when.

      Now, I'll admit I never saw the investment banks or AIG getting tanked, but that has less to do with the predictability of the situation and more to do with me not knowing shit about economics and not having thought it all the way through. Although in some sense, it's impossible to think through what all the unintended consequences of government action might be. Just today I was thinking about how the government has poured trillions into the banks trying to get them to lend, and they still aren't, and I was theorizing about why that was, and realized that there was a potential scenario where the more money you injected, the less incentive there would be to lend it out. On the surface, it seems retarded that making more money available would make lending harder, but when you really think it through, there's a good reason why it might. And if I do say so myself, that's a pretty big fucking unintended consequence.

      In closing, a random related tangent: it's only the big government Keynes that have been blindsided by this, which should tell you something about that economic model/theory...

    286. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      That's standard practice. Lots of businesses use credit to make payroll, e.g. those that make most of their profits during a specific part of the year. Some employers make a steady stream of profits, but we can't all work at McDonalds.

    287. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When was the last time the total Paper dollar supply shrunk? 1932. If you think the U.S. government will magically fight devaluation of the paper dollar by shrinking the supply, think again. They haven't done that in almost 80 years. Since Nixon took us off the gold standard, there simply is no reason to bother - the U.S. can just keep printing more and more paper - and slowly but surely decrease your real wealth by 2-3% each year.

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    288. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty specific bill.

      Which is the real problem. It's a bill of attainder.

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    289. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bottom line: Economics isn't really science

      You keep believing that. Just because the principles have not been completely figured out does not mean that it cannot be considered a science. It is not as mature as say... mathematics, but it is still a science.

      Common sense can get you a long way. Unfortunately, common sense varies from person to person, is hard to codify in any meaningful way, and generally does not apply the same as the scale changes.

    290. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Shin-LaC · · Score: 1

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ostensibly

      As you can see, it was right the first time.

    291. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should read the quote in context:

      The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.

      It's fairly clear that Keynes wasn't arguing in favor of exclusively short-term thinking. He was arguing that even though one might expect the economy to eventually recover on its own, government should still intervene in the present.

    292. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>You look like an idiot

      You need to take a course in Manners 101. You can correct somebody's error, without resorting to elementary school name-calling.

      Ass. ;-)

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    293. Re:Is anyone surprised? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So did McCain.
      Large corporation donate to both major parties.
      It makes sense.

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    294. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EkriirkE · · Score: 1

      Fuck.

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    295. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Yes, the New Deal made the Great Depression a little worse, but it also kept people from dying of hunger

      I can't believe I'm reading this argument. In 1933 the unemployment rate was 25%. In 1940 it was 22%. The New Deal didn't solve anything - it was like putting the country on permanent life support, such that it was never going to get any better.

      A good doctor chops off the gangrenous foot, so the patient can finally eliminate that burden and heal faster. THAT'S what needed to be done in the 1930s, and should be done today. Let the gangrenous companies die-off so the country can more-quickly get back to healing, rather than drag on the pain for a decade.

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    296. Re:Is anyone surprised? by m4cph1sto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with earmarks isn't their monetary value - although 2% was still a huge amount of money. The problem is that earmarks are a tool for corruption. Saying we shouldn't reject a bill that contains 8,000 earmarks is like saying we shouldn't reject a bill that contains 8,000 bribes.

    297. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>I seem to be one of the few people who is capable of worrying about anyone but myself. Oh waaah. You're taxes are going up

      I am worried about someone other than myself. I'm worried about my children and grandchildren, because the national debt will be around $170,000 per U.S. home (2020), and THEY will be the ones who have to pay it off. Everyone is thinking shortterm, and not longterm, the exact same mistake that got us into this mess (average American has $90,000 in mortgage and credit card debt). We are a debtor nation and don't know how to save. We want it now, now, now and forget the future.

      You might be saving people today, but at the cost of selling-off your progeny's future. You spend the money; your children or grandchildren pay off your debt. (Thanks mom and dad, or grandma and grandpa.)

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    298. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know that, and you couldn't have known it before the fact. Many people have made wrong decisions, and the "they done us wrong" crowd is noisier than usual, but the stupidity and greed is just the same as it has been for hundreds of years. The amounts are larger, though. Read "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" and you'll get the picture. What is worse now is that the power of government is growing ever larger, so that the stupidity, greed, and veniality at the helm has far greater potential for damage.

    299. Re:Is anyone surprised? by JoJo's883 · · Score: 1

      Rubbish! I have been in bonus plans at the last three companies I have worked for. While the amounts were nowhere near what the AIG folks received, every one of my bonuses have been tied directly to both personal and corporate performance. As far as people jumping ship if they don't get a bonus, that's an individual choice each person would need to make. The last time my bonus was eliminated I did not jump ship mainly because I understood that the company cannot pay out extra money when the economy is horked and profits were way down. Demanding a bonus when there is no money coming in is as ridiculous as trying to squeeze whiskey out of a watermelon.

    300. Re:Is anyone surprised? by theodicey · · Score: 1

      No. According to this article only 20% of the CDS contracts being written were actually insurance on securities one of the parties owned. i.e. buying fire insurance on your own house.

      The other 80% were speculation on someone else's securities. i.e. buying fire insurance on Dresden, 1944. So it goes.

    301. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I call them megabucks and gigabucks.

    302. Re:Is anyone surprised? by theodicey · · Score: 1

      Obama received a lot of campaign contributions

      By "a lot" do you mean "a drop in the bucket"?

      1/5000 of his total donations. From individual employees, not the company. Get real.

    303. Re:Is anyone surprised? by hpycmprok · · Score: 1

      Bu..buh.. but nationalizing banks, why thats... that's socialism!

      It doesn't have to be socialism. Temporarily nationalizing the banks is
      the same advice the WMF would give to any other country... except the US.
      Because we would scream 'socialism'. Nationalizing the banks to get them
      back on track, and them privatizing them again would be a good idea. It
      would probably even turn a profit for the Government. And it'd be cheaper
      than what is going on now.

    304. Re:Is anyone surprised? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      The part I don't get is why they tell human beings they're not allowed to sue the government without the government's permission, but a bank can sue.

    305. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I wonder why it is that 2009 tax laws can be changed right upto December 31 ("Did Congress say 30% taxrate? Ooops we meant 40%. We just changed the law."), but if I decide not to have any tax withheld, and instead pay my income taxes at the end of the year in one lump sum, then I get fined for being "late with payments".

      As long as you pay your liability, it shouldn't matter if you do it all-at-once, as quarterly submissions, or biweekly. Sometimes when I get fined ($110 this year), I'm tempted to just tell the IRS "frak you" and not pay the fine at all. After all I AM paying my taxes - the fact that I owe an additional $4000 by April 15 should not matter.

      Since we're discussing taxes:

      I owe almost $20,000 in U.S., State, and local income taxes. Figure another $3000 for property and school tax. And another $5000 for sales, gasoline, electricity, phone, and other taxes. That's 35% total burden which means I was a "slave" to the politicians from January to May of this past year, before I finally regained my freedom & was allowed to keep my labor/earnings for myself. "Nuts!" "Nutze? Was ist Nutze?"

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    306. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the FUCK is "Flaimbait" you fucking moron?

    307. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      It is funny how people focus on the $165 million, but not on the $173 BILLION that was essentially paid to AIG's gambling clients. And one of those, Goldman, has a lot of their people in the treasury - Henry Paulson being one example.

      Exactly! We're worrying about bonuses that were 1/10 of 1% of the entire package that we gave AIG. The whole thing was clearly a smokescreen to pull the publics eyes away from all the money being given to other people and the announcement made on Wed. that the fed is printing ANOTHER $1.15T. I sure wish I could purchase my own debt...talk about circular reasoning.

    308. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could somebody please pass me few of those insignificant millions of dollars.

      I think everybody agrees that few hundred millions in bonuses will not destroy our country but
      they are not insignificant. It is called rewarding a failure. That's how major corporations operate. You screw up in one place you get promoted to higher position and/or get a nice bonus.

      These people are holding everyone hostage of their failed game. They enjoyed the benefits while they were winning and now not only you are paying their tab you also give them more money as a bonus. Nice job! Keep up with the good work guys!

    309. Re:Is anyone surprised? by porges · · Score: 1

      I can't believe I'm reading this argument. In 1933 the unemployment rate was 25%. In 1940 it was 22%.

      Or maybe 14.6%

    310. Re:Is anyone surprised? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      Actually, in this case, no (imho).

      If they had specifically mentioned AIG then yes; since they linked it to extra-ordinary public financing of private institutions, no.
      There's nothing that says you can't set a different taxrate for a group of people provided you're not singling out *people* (e.g. a
      bill of attainder). It is a small hair, but a legally significant one.

      E.G. Smoker sin taxes on a privately funded healthcare system are legal...

      It also passes ex post facto because they made the rate effective for this tax-year (not last tax-year).

      Now, personally, I think this sends the right message - which is if you screw with the federal government, they will in turn, screw you
      far worse. Poverty is far more distressing to a thief than prison.

      My only regret is that it is not a *lifetime* tax rate with the equivalent (if you'll excuse my coining of a phrase) intra-dition (e.g.
      unable to emigrate or leave the country under any circumstance).

    311. Re:Is anyone surprised? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      > AIG would have filed for bankruptcy and these contracts would have been nullified

      that is exactly what they are trying to prevent. The payout in this case, serves a public interest.

      Unless you want to go straight to a ghetto-economy for 90+% of the world.

      Personally I'm not so keen on shooting people in self-defense of self and property.
      I'm even less keen on a life of banditry, and/or gradual starvation.

      Open your eyes, please. We're teetering on a horrible period of grinding poverty for an
      extended amount of time....

    312. Re:Is anyone surprised? by grishnav · · Score: 1

      Well technically you are not giving it. It's your children or grandchildren who will ultimately pay the bill for the debt incurred by this generation. (Thanks mom and dad, or grandma and grandpa.)

      Technically, most of them will have it taken at gunpoint; only a few will willingly give it.

    313. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      What I don't understand is why they're called "bonuses". In my mind, if it's part of your contract, then it's not a bonus, it's a salary.

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    314. Re:Is anyone surprised? by megaditto · · Score: 1

      That's because these angry people you speak of are idiots. They don't understand the issue here: The bonuses were both legal and deserved, the Bailout was neither.

      Again, the bonuses were exactly within the letter (and even the spirit) of the employment contracts. But please find me an article in the Constitution that says the Govt can rob me of MY money and give it to the failed gamblers?

      Too important to fail? F**k that, that's what we have bankruptcy courts for. Talk to the judge, assholes.

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    315. Re:Is anyone surprised? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      hyperinflation

      can u say 4-day rally and nothings changed?

    316. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Well, since the amount a bank is permitted to loan (which contributes to the money supply) is based on its reserves, which are based on the value of its assets, if the value of a whole bunch of assets shrinks dramatically, the money supply also shrinks dramatically.

      Will never happen. Using your factional example. Say the government increases the money supply either by lowering the factions I need to maintain in my bank or by 'buying' some of my loans off of me. I immediately turn around and lend out the extra money I have. To shrink the supply the gov. can either raise the fraction I need or sell my back my loans. If I'm fully loaned out I can't do either. The money supply in turn doesn't shrink.

      Even more egregious is when the gov. buys its own debt. They are doing this with 300B-400B. Red flags should be going off all over because it means China/Japan have basically turned us down. They don't want anymore of our worthless treasuries. So the gov. writes the treasuries and sells them to fed who just prints up some money to buy them. Brilliant!

    317. Re:Is anyone surprised? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Most of the money supply is imaginary, not paper. The Federal Reserve creates money buy buying debt (from banks, who now have the money that the Fed gave them); to destroy money, it sells that debt back to the banks (and most of the money pops out of existence, but not always all of it, due to interests rates changing over time). Not as pretty as a fire, but that's what happens.

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    318. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with deflation? If you look at history deflation != depression. Now its true that when we have had depressions they came along with deflation, but the reverse is not true.

      The reason why deflation is seen as bad now is because we have encouraged everyone to carry loads of debt. The problem is that this is eventually unsustainable. Each individual can only take on so much debt before it has to finally be repaid.

    319. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Yes you are correct about the terminology, but I disagree with you about some of the rest.

      The problem was not shift of low risk mortgages to higher risk. The problem was the characterization of inherently high-risk mortgages as being low risk, largely by financial trickery involved with the bundling of mortgages into securities for sale. It is well-known by now that relatively high-risk mortgages were being used to back securities that were (quite improperly) rated AAA and BBB.

      The problem did NOT start with the "meltdown", the problem was inherent in irresponsible financial dealings by the banks and finance companies, starting long before the "meltdown" was even a glimmer in their eye.

    320. Re:Is anyone surprised? by maxume · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a gift. It isn't clear that it was a good investment, but the vast majority of the TARP money was in exchange for interest in a company (Senior preferred shares and warrants, mostly).

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    321. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      The problem with letting giant corporations fail is all the jobs lost after a corporation of that size collapses rather than have it slowly deteriorate over time.

      AIG had/has plenty of profitable functioning units that would have been grabbed at a bankruptcy hearing. Some people would have lost their jobs, but no more than if AIG merged with some other company. The worst part of the bailout is that by preventing the company from being broken up the bad parts are destroying the good parts. By the time this is done you are right that all the jobs will be lost and the cause will be the gov. intervention.

    322. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh but come on, xkcd has such a catchy obscure name and it's hand drawn... you can't beat that!

    323. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Yes, the New Deal made the Great Depression a little worse, but it also kept people from dying of hunger or maybe only losing every bit of wealth and happiness they had been building up in their life.

      The great depression was made worse and deeper by the new deal. The country would have recovered fast enough that few people would have been harmed. Look at the depression in the early 1920s. The government at the time specifically said it would not do anything because the bubble needed to bust. The bubble burst, things unwound and the country was once again on its way.

    324. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      The mortgages were always higher risk, they were just improperly categorized (in the securities they were used to back) as lower-risk. That was improper, and the "moving" of mortgages to higher-risk is not an actual re-evaluation, but simply a more realistic characterization of their risk.

      In other words, it was nothing but a quite proper "market adjustment" that was long overdue. To put it more bluntly, it is a correction for some of the financial trickery and bullshit being pulled by the banks and finance companies in the past.

    325. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      And to put it in even blunter words: the banks and finance companies, therefore, caused the need for this adjustment via their own greed and incompetence.

    326. Re:Is anyone surprised? by c · · Score: 1

      > > Obama can stimulate my ass.

      > That might make your prostate happy but what about the rest of us?

      Wait your turn. He's got about eight years left to fuck everyone.

      c.

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    327. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Deflation will lead to a depression.

      Citation please. Over the course of history depression has also had deflation, but deflation has occurred many times without depression.

      The problem with deflation in our current situation is the amount of debt most people have. When the average american is 10k in credit card debt deflation (where prices and wages fall) will kill them.

    328. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country? Obama can stimulate my ass.

      That might make your prostate happy but what about the rest of us?

      Obama is like Santa Claus; he can stimulate every ass in the country, all in a day!

    329. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      Because if you took an adjustable rate mortgage in order to buy a house, you were probably told at the time by your realtor or mortgage broker or sales agent (entirely unofficially of course, because legally they're not allowed to say this to you, but they do anyway): don't worry about the increased payment down the road. By the time the fixed intro rate expires, the increase in your housing value means that you'll have equity in the home, and you can re-finance to a new ARM or a fixed mortgage. There were thousands if not millions of people who got this same spiel from every financial adviser they asked over the last ten years or so. There were warnings, of course, buried in the fine print and incomprehensible to most people (fact: Buying a house is 50% more complicated than the next most complicated thing most people will ever do. Seriously.), but most folks just trusted the advice that they saw plastered all over the place.

      Now that they're upside down on their mortgage and the credit market has tightened, there won't be a refinance in their future. That means they go from having a manageable mortgage payment to one that exceeds their ability to pay. Which means they will slowly but surely move into default unless their mortgage is renegotiated somehow. The more people move into default and foreclosure, the more houses get taken over and put up for sale by banks. This gluts the markets and drops home prices. Which means that when they go to get appraised for their re-fi, more and more people find that they are now upside down. And the cycle repeats, until it reaches bottom (home prices fall so low that a large number of worthy credit risks priced out of the market can now afford a house- this will happen in a few high-value markets like the coasts and major cities, but virtually nowhere else, because in most markets there are too few people who fit that description), or some intervention takes place to break the cycle.

      So the bottom line is: no one reasonable ever plans on selling a car for more than they bought it for. On the other hand, selling a house for less than its previous purchase price (or less than the remaining loan amount) is usually a major disaster for your personal finances. ARM loans mean that upside down => no re-fi => more forclosures => lower prices => more people upside down. Finally, the scale of the two products is vastly different. Sell your car and still owe a couple grand on it? Sucks to be you, but most people can work that out. Sell your house and still owe $100k? That's not a loss that most people can withstand reasonably.

    330. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MonkWB · · Score: 1

      Right, but you could say that this is more like finding out they had a night with your daughter, and then them coming to you to ask for 30 more seconds.

    331. Re:Is anyone surprised? by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      > > So if I buy fire insurance on your house, am I gambling?

      > Yes, you are. You are betting on it burning down, while the insurance company is betting against that outcome.

      No you aren't. You are just refusing to take a specific risk (in that case, the risk of losing all you assets in a fire). So you are paying someone to take that risk away from you.

      (Furthermore, my house is insured. But you can be sure as hell that I am NOT betting that it will burn, in the sense that I would lose A LOT of irreplaceable stuff, and my family would suffer quite a big traumatic stress)

      Like all risk situations, the one buying risk must be very careful in pricing it. In particular, he should be careful that the risks in his portfolio are not correlated. That is, events must be mostly independent of each others. If there is a greater cause (say a war) that causes most of the houses he insures to be burnt, the insurer should write into the contract that this risk is not taken into account (because that is not the risk he is taking), or HE is gambling.

      Why ? Because the insurer must put assets in front of each of the risk insured. If your house is worth 400K$, and there is a 1/100000 chance of it buring during the life of your contract, he should put aside roughly 4$ for your contract. If he doesn't do that,. he IS gambling.

      Of course, AIG was guilty of undervaluation of the price of credit risk, because they choose to ignore the risk of a financial collapse WHILE INSURING AGAINST IT. Furthermore, as they under-evaluated the risks, they didn't allocate the assets to cover it...

      The very very funny thing in all this is that Europe implemented a regulatory framework for banks, called Basel 2, that US refused to follow (because, you know, regulation is bad for businesses). Under that accord, banks have very stringent credit risk disclosure requirements, and need to allocate capital for such risk with very specific rules. As a way to avoid freezing such amount of capital, banks had the idea to sell the risk to insurance companies. Of course, in Europe, insurance companies have the same kind of regulatory framework that is slowly put in place (this one is called Solvency II). So, guess what ? US banks and financial companies were pretty quick to "steal that business", thanks to their lacks of regulation...

      The only ones that were gambling here were the insurance companies.

    332. Re:Is anyone surprised? by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Palm Sunday Compromise

      Congress has a history of passing unconstitutional laws, be they violations of free speech to bills of attainder. I think it works both ways, though. If it's unconstitutional to take away AIG bonuses, it's just as unconstitutional to give AIG money. But, then, it's unconstitutional to give any group money, be it children for education, parents for welfare, or the elderly for medical care or retirement. Or, perhaps, it's as simple as that giving money to AIG was to promote (or, really, hope to maintain) the general welfare. And once you're on the hook with government money, all sorts of things start to apply (government funded insitutitions can't legally suppress speech, are often regulated on what bonuses can be given, and renegotiations can void previously written contracts).

      Having said that, I agree that taxing AIG is the wrong answer. The government should simply give AIG $1 under law on condition of voiding contracts for bonuses; then as majority holder, the government can accept that $1 into AIG's books. If that brings fear upon businesses that have been bought out by the government, then they're idiots to not realize that they have bought themselves from government more than just the business of stability but also the power of government to reshape the company to its whim. Companies can be bought out against their will (and for which, there has never been any real legal recourse), but certainly AIG agreed to their circumstance, so it would be irrational to argue that one can simply extrapolate AIG into some scaremongering that the government has made contracts inherently unreliable, and that would seem to be the fundamental fear and outrage.

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    333. Re:Is anyone surprised? by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Just a few points:

      #1 How much McCain benefited from AIG is not relevant since he would have bailed out the banks too

      #2: Do I really need to point out that the ENTIRE reason companies make contributions to the presidential candidates is precisely in case something like this economic meltdown happens, to cover their asses, and to ensure they get backed up?

      #3: Had this been McCain bailing out the banks, "we" (the left-leaning Slashdot community) would have had his head

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    334. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jlarocco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Had the US let AIG, Citi, JPG, GS, BoA and others drown in their own cesspool it wouldn't have changed much.

      I agree with this, but I don't think you took it far enough. The government (via Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac) shouldn't have been encouraging bad loans in the first place. That would make it far easier to tell them to fuck off when they came around asking for money.

    335. Re:Is anyone surprised? by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      Retention bonuses are a way to pay someone something, with a better tax structure, and without having it correlated to any kind of performance. I have seen money given to people under the pretense of "retention bonuses", where the guys that signed the contract had already resigned. The company was just buying silence/goodwill in that case.

      In another case I saw, the company fucked the guy over, and, to avoid a delicate and deadly judicial mess, paid him a retention bonus while he was leaving.

      Note that, in those cases, the company paid those bonuses over two years...

      I am not a specialist in "retentions bonuses", but the few I saw were not retention, just loopholes exploitation. I bet AIG's ones were of that kind.
      I mean, if a company really wants to retain someone, it gives him a objective-based bonus, structured as such he gets a big bonus even if the evaluation is biased. Or, simpler, just give the guy a big salary...

    336. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tb3 · · Score: 1

      You don't have to tell me. I scored a retention bonus during the dot bomb crash. Of course, my piddlely little 10% extra is nothing compared to the millions those assholes grabbed.

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    337. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      cnn and nytimes are observing the effects of various things without looking at GDP, and the return on the tax dollar cut 'investment'.

      Please look up the data here:
      http://www.loc.gov/crsinfo/

      One-year change in real GDP for a given policy change per dollar
      Tax Provisions
      Non-refundable rebate 1.02
      Refundable rebate 1.26
      Payroll tax holiday 1.29
      Across the board tax cut 1.03
      Accelerated depreciation 0.27
      Extend alternative minimum tax patch 0.48
      Make income tax cuts expiring in 2010 permanent 0.29
      Make expiring dividend and capital gains tax cuts permanent 0.37
      Reduce corporate tax rates 0.30
      Spending Provisions
      Extend unemployment compensation benefits 1.64
      Temporary increase in food stamps 1.73
      Revenue transfers to state governments 1.36
      Increase infrastructure spending 1.59
      Source: Mark Zandi, Moodyâ(TM)s Economy.com.

    338. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy.

      I just don't buy it. To me it seems like a fear mongering so that the rich people who are friendly with the government don't loose their asses. It's also a great cover for a huge government power grab.

      Reminds me of all the crying that lending had/has stopped. It was complete BS. I knew multiple who had zero problems getting loans. I know companies that had no problems getting the loans. The people/companies that couldn't get loans were ones that shouldn't have been getting them in the first place.

    339. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Err I forgot to add. So yes... tax cuts do stimulate, but it is a net loss.

      It is like giving a corporation 1 dollar in tax cuts, and it only puts 30 cents back into the economy. So ya... we get 30 cents of stimulus, but it is a horrible bang for the tax payer buck.

    340. Re:Is anyone surprised? by ZenDragon · · Score: 1

      Though I agree with the sentament your logic is flawed. The top 10% of income earners ($100,000+) pay over 70% of the federal taxes. Asumming by "lower middle class" you are talking about pretty much the bottom 50% of income earners; the lower middle class only pays roughly 4% of the federal taxes. Even if you go a bit further up the scale and say the bottom 75%, you are still only talk about roughly 15% of all federal taxes. So yes this "THEIR" money being wasted. Do "they" deserve hand outs on in some cases bail outs? No, but they do have every right to complain about how the money is being spent.

    341. Re:Is anyone surprised? by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Irrelevant. $160 MILLION in bonuses is a "drop in the bucket" compared to $170 BILLION the gov't loaned. 1/1000th (close enough to your 1/5000 figure, only a magnitude of 5 instead of thousands). Why the outrage then?

      As far as your point about individual employees making those contributions, I have to question whether this is an attempt to hide the money? It sounds simple enough -- individual donates on behalf of company -> shit goes down -> profit!. Except the public heard about it, and put the pres in a tough situation.

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    342. Re:Is anyone surprised? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      #1 How much McCain benefited from AIG is not relevant since he would have bailed out the banks too

      Yes, I'm just saying, everyone got AIG money. Your bringing it up about Obama might lead some people to think he's biased in their favor just because they gave him money.

      #2: Do I really need to point out that the ENTIRE reason companies make contributions to the presidential candidates is precisely in case something like this economic meltdown happens, to cover their asses, and to ensure they get backed up?

      I don't think you can say the entire reason companies give money is to expect bailouts during great depressions.... I would argue that the #1 reason is shaping policy over time by giving money to people who's ideology is beneficial to their business.

      #3: Had this been McCain bailing out the banks, "we" (the left-leaning Slashdot community) would have had his head

      True. And Fox/Blogs/and here on Slashdot, I'm already seeing it versus Obama. Implications that he's AIG's bought and payed for Buddy, etc...

    343. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country?

      I'm game.

    344. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SignalFreq · · Score: 1

      The problem was not shift of low risk mortgages to higher risk. The problem was the characterization of inherently high-risk mortgages as being low risk, largely by financial trickery involved with the bundling of mortgages into securities for sale. It is well-known by now that relatively high-risk mortgages were being used to back securities that were (quite improperly) rated AAA and BBB. The problem did NOT start with the "meltdown", the problem was inherent in irresponsible financial dealings by the banks and finance companies, starting long before the "meltdown" was even a glimmer in their eye.

      You are absolutely correct. MBS or Mortgage Backed Securities are the tool used to "lie" about the inherent risk of Mortgages. MBS are a "pool" of Mortgages into a purchasable security. The thought was that quantity provided greater safety...

      However, nationally, Mortgaged defaults are around 9%, which is still not too bad. Considering 21% of the market is sub-prime or Alt-A, there is still potential for more loss.

      Above, I was referring to the problem of banks needing stimulus money. The reasons they need money are the (obvious) devaluation of their assets and the mortgage losses. I was not referring to what caused the entire problem originally.

      AIG is involved through CDOs (collateralized debt obligations) which were used (I'm not exactly sure of the mechanism) to insure the MBS purchases of large banks. By giving AIG money, they were able to pay the promised insurance amounts to the banks, thus preventing the entire banking industry from collapsing. It could be argued that AIG was too large and insured too much of the market. The shady nature of CDOs is another story...

    345. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why are U.S. taxes being handing money to foreigners???

      Maybe because those foreigners lent you that money in the first place ?

    346. Re:Is anyone surprised? by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      Dragons don't just lay down and die. Bears don't normally eat humans, but as Grizzly Man found out, a really hungry bear will make an exception.

      It has been a while since I read Atlas Shrugged, but the mentality of the American government (both conservative and liberal) seems to match up with what was in the book. I am not saying that all of the benevolent capitalists are heading for their secret utopia; I am saying that the government is getting in the business of nationalizing or otherwise taking over private organizations. The government has no experience managing (and sticking to) a budget; how on earth do they think they are going to make these businesses better? The whole point in having private entities doing these services is that they must be competitive to stay alive.

      If you want to revolt by creating your own small community, you will either: (a) Be insignificant as to have no effect, or (b) Draw attention, which will result in laws being created to force you to participate in our national economy.

      One concept that has always stuck with me from Atlas Shrugged is the area of enforcement. If a court rules that the folks who received the bonuses (now taxed at essentially 100%) don't pay their taxes, what is going to happen? At the end of the day, it is the men in charge of the guns and prisons who will get their way. Remember, the folks in charge are doing what they are doing for the benefit of the group, not the individual.

      If the government even had the concept of the individual, they would have realized that taxing specific individual at nearly 100% (on income over 'x' dollars) is not only illegal, but a bad precedent. Worse, they are doing this for political reasons, which never maps to reality.

    347. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you are correct, this court finding would argue otherwise: http://www.mauinews.com/page/content.detail/id/516133.html?nav=10

      Summary: A law passed to allow "Large Ferrys" to operate while some environmental study is being done.

      Yes, it is a state constitution and a state court, but I think the principals are the same. There are not that many institutioins that will fall under this law.

      Regardless, it sends the wong message. It is a violation of the spirit of equal protection any way you look at it. And as I said, if they get away with it, then no one is safe from their grubby, greedy, corrupt hands.

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    348. Re:Is anyone surprised? by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      We (the taxpayers) *might* get something out of studying pig flatulence control. That's the whole point of science.

      *You* will probably not get anything out of pig flatulence control unless you live near a pig farm. *You* can't stand the idea that yours and *everyone else's* tax dollars aren't all spent on something that will directly benefit you.

      We *will not* get *anything* out of ridiculous bonuses being paid to a circle of already ridiculously wealthy people who failed miserably at their "jobs".

      See the difference?

      --Jeremy

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    349. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SignalFreq · · Score: 1

      The mortgages were always higher risk, they were just improperly categorized (in the securities they were used to back) as lower-risk. That was improper, and the "moving" of mortgages to higher-risk is not an actual re-evaluation, but simply a more realistic characterization of their risk.

      In other words, it was nothing but a quite proper "market adjustment" that was long overdue. To put it more bluntly, it is a correction for some of the financial trickery and bullshit being pulled by the banks and finance companies in the past.

      Mortgages by themselves have traditionally been considered a low risk investment. They were never as low as CDs, Bonds, or Treasuries. The primary reason for the low risk rating of Mortgages was that you had collateral (the house) that was valued at or above the amount of the loan. You also had (generally) larger down payment requirements that buffered you from losses. Some loan types were obviously higher risk than others, hence the Sub-Prime and Alt-A market.

      The rise of Mortgage Backed Securities (MBS) bundled the loan types and hid the risk of Sub-Prime and Alt-A loans. Also, the housing bubble inflated housing costs and when it burst it ate up the buffer provided by down payments. Suddenly, even a low risk conventional loan to a high credit rating individual was upside down because the value of all homes dropped... not just foreclosed homes. This meant that even traditionally low risk mortgages were now at a higher risk because the amount owed was more than the collateral backing it. It doesn't matter if the owner has never missed a payment, the bank is at a higher risk.

      You may be correct in calling it a correction. The banks should have known that the bubble would not last and their collateral on loans would devalue. But several (10+?) years down the road, when the housing market is stable again, you will find that most conventional mortgages are considered a safe investment.

    350. Re:Is anyone surprised? by raddan · · Score: 1

      The people working at those jobs aren't doing anything PRODUCTIVE.

      You seriously believe this? These corporations employ tens of thousands, and sometimes, hundreds of thousands of employees. The people making the absurd wages are only the tiniest fraction of the people working at these companies. Maybe you don't work for a large corporation (I do), so I can't fault you for not knowing that your typical business employs mail room clerks, receptionist, IT people and programmers (like me), repairmen, deliverymen, copyeditors, and on, and on... And these jobs indirectly support an entire ecosystem of other jobs. Food service people, courier services, telecommunications and utility workers. Heck, even police departments make money doing special details when your typical corporation wants to use public spaces.

      Now, I'm not saying that all these corporations are worth saving. Bankruptcy is the right solution for many companies. But as a mental exercise, just try, for a moment, to imagine how many people would be affected by GM and Chrysler going under.

      I entirely agree with you-- sometimes you need to cut off the toe. But you also want to make sure that when you do it your glasses are on straight. You might in fact be cutting off your leg.

    351. Re:Is anyone surprised? by virtualXTC · · Score: 1

      What do you expect, they are all just artifacts of the biggest ponzi scheme in history; fiat currency and the fedaral reserve.

      The story behind our current depression is truely sad. I completely understand how Wilson was suckered into the fiat system as I also believe the government can do a better creating social programs than the public; it would have suckered me too.

    352. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy. As in NO MONEY IN THE ATM crash. As in NO FUEL FOR YOUR CAR crash. It might cost billions, but the alternative is far worse. Think Zimbawe. They have been allowed to grow too large to fail, and there is no way out of it except to keep them alive until they can be split up and sold.

      Ehhh? AIG failing would crash world economy.. how? It would probably be hard on the US, and countries that heavily depend on them as trade partners... of course, me living in a country that would be less affected, I can't see how it would be so bad for me :P (ok, so people holding to US dollars wouldn't be happy). I'd actually like an AIG bankruptcy on general terms, it would be nice if corporations were required some fiscal conservativism as us people without ready access to credit have to - me, I don't have a house, I don't have a car, but I don't have ANY outstanding debt either - some meager 5% of my income in credit cards and that's it.

      Sadly, as a 2nd rate world citizen (that's how I feel, since I vote in elections that hardly matter in the big scale of things), I don't have much influence in any outcome. I'd like some real banking and financial market reform for once...

      If you're worried about those that would be left jobless by such a huge crash... how about spending those trillions on that? I'm sure nothing short of a collapse of the entire US population would be any problem with such staggering amounts of USDs... it would also "move" the economy instead of staying on banks' account sheets.

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    353. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      We gave them money because if AIG fails, two huge things go down with them. First, Europe's big banks all of them (who used AIG to get cheap insurance--they'd suddenly need new equity on the order of 30-50 billion).

      As a South American... I see this as some kind of scam, in which we (and the Chinese, etc..) come behind. Ok, so European banks go belly-up... suddenly Europe won't have the money to subsidize their farming and everything, and we will only have to worry about the Chinese :P (ok, so the smart folk will find a way to screw us anyways)

      If you don't know what I'm talking about... my country has about 200.000 square kilometers, most of it fertile land. The Netherlands has 40.000, most of it urbanized or reclaimed from the sea. Yet I have potatoes from the Netherlands that are cheaper than locally-grown potatoes (!!!!)...

      I've seen cattle in Austria... it lives a better life than I do (heating in winter, etc :P )... cattle in my country is first rate, it should be illogical to raise significant amounts of cattle in Austria, yet there it is, and due to quotas, only residual amounts of some of the finest meat in the world is allowed to trickle into Austria, at hugely taxed prices.

      Same goes with professionals, and other goods and services which aren't allowed to flow freely, and are held back by protectionist practices funded by these kind of bubbles, fueled by the artificial value of the US dollar (ok, so you can argue that it's not artificial as long as people believe in it :P ).

      Sorry by the rant, and don't take it personally if you live in any of the described countries. I don't have anything against you personally, I visited said countries (ok, not China yet) and they're very nice. But, as our more left-wing politicians like to point out, your artificial trade restrictions and protectionism is keeping us down (and you up to your standards of life, which understandably you don't want to give up - and I don't want you to, either, I just wish you let the high tide raise all boats... and occasionally suffer the effects of the low tide, not just us - it always seems those with less are the ones that suffer the consequences the most).

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    354. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, american people... goverment is the peoples responsibility, do something except whine and moan.

    355. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Speaking of screw.

      (Q)How many Americans does it take to screw an American?

      (A)One, if he knows his own Goadaaaaal number. Ha ha ha. Probably a CEO too.

    356. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldn't have possibly just said Obama could stimulate your ass, could you have?

    357. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, the billions of dollars keeping AIG and the megabanks on life support is only worth it if you actually believe that the government will be able to successfully stabilize them. Do you find the level of transparency forthcoming from the treasury encouraging? Do you think it is wise to buy these "troubled assets" at above market rates? These things don't seem encouraging if we're looking to turn a profit for the taxpayer and not just leave the taxpayer as the last sucker.

      The fact is that a lot of the money created in this boom never existed except on paper. Do you think that making these dollars loaned into existence (cite: http://www.chrismartenson.com/crashcourse/chapter-7-money-creation ) into real dollars will not lead to the very Zimbabwe-style inflation that you think that the AIG bailouts are protecting us from?

      Then there's the issue that we're maxing out the US credit card on a gamble that we can actually fix a problem that we don't understand since there were few or no regulators watching. You point to Sweden's bailouts as a success, but what about Japan's "lost economic decade"? (cite: http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/sep/30/japan.japan ) This is an extreme gamble, especially for a country essentially surviving on foreign credit, that in the worst case could lead to government collapse.

      I do not believe that Wall Street has been honest about its assets versus liabilities. I do not believe that the inflationary risks or the risk of losing billions or trillions of taxpayer money in the event that the treasury cannot actually save the banks or AIG (as you know, these two things are related, since survival of banks is related to whether AIG can come through on its CDS obligations) is worth the potential benefit of saving them. Because the details were unknown even to the executives at the time, I doubt that anyone in Washington does either. A more reasonable idea might have been to give bailout money to the FDIC, and save taxpayer assets with taxpayer money should a bank actually have to fold to the FDIC.

      By the way, when I have a memory leak, I typically start by shutting down the offending application. I question whether you actually understand the situation well enough to be qualified in throwing "sheep" around. In fact, if anyone's a sheep, one might even say it would be the one trusting enough to think that what goes against common sense is a good idea. But then, maybe you have some really good answers to the issues above that I don't. I'll be interested to see which is the case.

    358. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I don't know why you're worried about your children or grandchildren.

      Cheney has reassured us, just as Regan proved, **deficits don't matter**.

      http://www.ontheissues.org/2004/Dick_Cheney_Budget_+_Economy.htm

      And surely, just as they don't matter now, they won't matter to the future Dick Cheneys that will be ruining your grandchildren's lives while they simultaneously vote for, and cheer them on.

      Regan fixed this country. He showed that labor is for suckers. Producing goods is a brown man's game. Buying those goods on credit and then landfilling them next month is the White Man's Burden. So, snorting blow off hookers when you aren't shuffling zeros around in a bank's computer is the only responsible way to run an economy. Financial services requires a world full of debt and wasteful consumerism, otherwise the entire premise of never-ending growth topples the house of cards. If you want America to be great (to keep up the never-ending growth) you better be doing everything you can to protect the status quo.

    359. Re:Is anyone surprised? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with that. Its not that banks can't make the loans, its more that they are not able or more precisely not willing to assume the risk that AIG assumed with their loans.

      Hell, even AIG does not want to assume that level of risk nowadays.

    360. Re:Is anyone surprised? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      But one thing for sure, no one will EVER be able to say that Bernanke failed to spend enough in response to the recession. The consequences may be horrendous.

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    361. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That was the essence of my meaning. While mortgages are traditionally low-risk, the risks had increased under the then-current circumstances. So the mortgage-backed securities should not have been rated as high as they were, and I very strongly feel that they knew, or reasonably should have known, this.

      This is why I primarily blame the financiers, rather than the defaulters on loans. Yes, perhaps they should have known better than to take the loans, but here's the rub: they were being told by people who were supposed to be the experts in the field, that they could in fact afford the loans, in order for said "experts" to sell more high-rated mortgage-backed securities. And as far as I am concerned, that borders very closely on fraud.

    362. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      That I can agree with. I was under the impression that you were trying to shift blame.

    363. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      Looking at the short-term is, well, short-sighted.

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    364. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the lower middle class ... are the ones who would pay for your "let them fail" plan.

      you imply some connection between aig demise and poor people suffering. the connection is apparently so obvious that no one so far was able to actually explain it. would you care to?

    365. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tftp · · Score: 1

      These corporations employ tens of thousands, and sometimes, hundreds of thousands of employees.

      These jobs are not productive. These tens of thousands of clerks make NOTHING OF VALUE, and not only they ought to be not paid salary - they should pay for the privilege of occupying their offices. That's just a glimpse of the huge problem that USA is having - too many employees here do nothing useful, make no products, do not improve anyone's life. All they do is push papers and sell lies to each other, paying with imaginary money. A single machinist who makes a single part and sells it abroad is more valuable than a spaceshipload of politicians and tax accountants and lawyers...

      If a, say, big bank closes its doors then a ton of people will be suddenly without jobs. They'd have to find another job, and chances are some will find a productive job, even digging ditches and repairing fences. I recall that a couple of bridges in this country are in need of repair, for example... and with these trillions of bailouts that's an ideal, rightful destination of taxpayers' money - unlike what they do now.

      And those who are completely unable to find a job ... well, tough luck. They can always find a job as maids and butlers and chauffeurs for people who have jobs and pull this country out of the hole. Still better than sitting in their offices and burning taxpayers' money to the tune of billion per day.

    366. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the government's stake in AIG is in the form of non-voting stock specifically so the government would not have control over a private corporation.

    367. Re:Is anyone surprised? by symbolic · · Score: 1

      Did you all catch Chris Dodd saying he had nothing to do with the change in the bailout legislation to allow these bonuses, then the next day saying oops, that was me. "Somebody should have caught it sooner"

      So you're saying the Obama's golden butthead, Tim Geithner, after stating that he was the one who made the change, isn't actually the one who made the change?

    368. Re:Is anyone surprised? by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      "Then is it just me that noticed a 90% tax rate bill actually get passed just a while ago; 90%, specifically to tax these bonuses. It looks like their anger is changing quite a bit."

      Yep, populist damage control politics written on the back of a ciggy packet to appease the masses. Personally I'd like to have promised every fat cat with a huge failure bonus a full-lifetime tax inspection for their whole family and everyone associated with them.....with them paying the inspectors wages regardless of the outcome. Let's see if they have receipts for EVERYTHING they've ever done in their lives. Any attempt to transfer assets outside will trigger a tax evasion charge, if the party it's transfered to knows about it and don't report it, they are charged with assisting tax evasion, if they do know they are accessories which then triggers a full-lifetime tax inspection on them too. Any assets held in tax havens will be seen as tax evasion and presumed guilty until they open up the accounts fully to the IRS. Make sure it's a mandatory jail sentence for tax evasion. The only plea bargain the state would consider is transferring all their assets to the state to offset the tax burden for ordinary citizens who have been fucked over by them.

      There are always ways to deal with scumbags, unfortunately, corporate scumbags are well connected with political scumbags so anything like this wouldn't even be considered. Yep, gotta love that "government of the people for the people" line.....boy did folks fall for that one.

    369. Re:Is anyone surprised? by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Granted.

      The only thing is that AIG was betting, IIRC, a few orders of magnitude more than their assets.
      Outstanding credit default swap contracts rival the GDP of the entire world (around $55 trillion).

      Would a casino allow you to plop down a few trillion on black in the form of an IOU? Doubtful. AIG basically did the same thing. They kept doubling down with money that didn't exist.

    370. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Jiro · · Score: 1

      Your bonus was tied to performance. Theirs was not. It's what's known as a "retention bonus", which is specifically given as a sum at the end of a period of time to provide incentives for someone to keep working at a company that has no future.

    371. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Why are the options deflation or hyper inflation? Thus far I've seen no signs that we are headed anywhere near hyper inflation. There is the third option of simply regular inflation. That is probably what they are shooting for, that is what we've had for something like the last 50 years.

      Problem is it seems to be near impossible to hold a currency steady state. Over a long term it can be done, but in the short term that means lots of swings. That is hard on an economy. Deflation brings pretty much nothing good. So, that being the case, it seems preferable to maintain a little inflation. You don't want a ton, obviously, but if your choices are inflation or deflation, choose inflation.

      You have to remember that money is just a theory. It is theoretical construct for a store of value to facilitate trade, that's all. Thus there isn't any particular reason for ti to be any particular value in the long run. The important thing is that it works to do it's job, to facilitate trade. So we need money to change (or not change) in a way that does a good job of that.

      To that end, a small amount of inflation seems to work well for several reasons:

      1) It encourages lending. If your money slowly gets worth less, it is not a good idea to just hoard it. You want it to work for you. Thus lending is a good idea. In a deflationary situation, banks would be advised to simply sit on their cash. In an inflationary situation, they are advised to loan it out.

      2) Related to that it encourages saving by methods other than "under the mattress." Same reasons, since essentially saving your money in a savings account or CD or the like is lending it to the bank. Money there can be loaned out, money under a mattress doesn't do anything.

      3) It makes it possible to borrow on the long term and expect to be able to repay. If money deflated, you'd have to worry about your ability to pay a long term loan, like a 30 year mortgage. After all, if in 10 years a dollar bought twice as much, you'd probably make half as much. Means the $100,000 loan that was fine when you made $40,000/year is suddenly unaffordable when you make $20,000/year.

      4) It encourages spending. We need people to spend, since spending is trade. If everyone is encouraged to just sit on their money, the economy grinds to a halt since nobody is spending and thus nobody is trading. When there's some inflation, it helps encourage people to buy something when they need it, since the same thing will cost the same or more later. With deflation, people are encouraged to try to wait on buying as long as possible, since their money will get them more later.

      5) It deals with a growing economy. So long as we keep getting more people, and more efficient processes, we'll keep having more trade and thus a larger economy. Well, we need more money for that to work well. Too little, and trade gets strangled. Like suppose there's 4 of us and we trade tokens as we do each other favours. We start with 40 tokens total. However more people keep joining the favour group. Eventually we have 40 people, but no more tokens. At this point our economy is pretty well strangled. You want one favour, and you are probably out of tokens. You have to wait until someone else needs your favour to get another. You've gone back almost to basic barter, which is real inefficient. Same thing on a larger scale with the economy. Money needs to grow as it does, or else it can start to strangle trade (and thus growth).

      The real important part is understanding the theoretical nature of money. We are so used to it being something we use to get real things, it is easy to see it as real. It's not though, at least not in the same way that, say, a rock is. Money can be anything, gold coins, teeth (cultures really have used this) paper, bits in a computer, doesn't matter. Just matters that people agree on it and use it. The money isn't an end to itself, it is a means to make the economy work. That means that we need to manage it in the way that is the most effective for that.

      In the end, it all comes down to trade. We just have to find ways to make that trade efficient.

    372. Re:Is anyone surprised? by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      Before someone replies with the usual "this has been disproven time and again so stop bringing it up" I thought I'd just paraphrase some of NYT's writing on this. NYT should be plenty liberal to be listened to on this matter by all. They saw it coming nearly 10 years ago.

      From NY Times (Sept 30th 1999) by By STEVEN A. HOLMES.

      Original links here and here.

      In a move that could help increase home ownership rates among minorities and low-income consumers, the Fannie Mae Corporation is easing the credit requirements on loans that it will purchase from banks and other lenders.

      The action, which will begin as a pilot program involving 24 banks in 15 markets -- including the New York metropolitan region -- will encourage those banks to extend home mortgages to individuals whose credit is generally not good enough to qualify for conventional loans. Fannie Mae officials say they hope to make it a nationwide program by next spring.

      Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, has been under increasing pressure from the Clinton Administration to expand mortgage loans among low and moderate income people and felt pressure from stock holders to maintain its phenomenal growth in profits. [personal side note: it's indirectly Bush's fault, too, for not fixing the problem]

      In addition, banks, thrift institutions and mortgage companies have been pressing Fannie Mae to help them make more loans to so-called subprime borrowers. These borrowers whose incomes, credit ratings and savings are not good enough to qualify for conventional loans, can only get loans from finance companies that charge much higher interest rates -- anywhere from three to four percentage points higher than conventional loans.

      ''Fannie Mae has expanded home ownership for millions of families in the 1990's by reducing down payment requirements,'' said Franklin D. Raines, Fannie Mae's chairman and chief executive officer. ''Yet there remain too many borrowers whose credit is just a notch below what our underwriting has required who have been relegated to paying significantly higher mortgage rates in the so-called subprime market.''

      Demographic information on these borrowers is sketchy. But at least one study indicates that 18 percent of the loans in the subprime market went to black borrowers, compared to 5 per cent of loans in the conventional loan market.

      In moving, even tentatively, into this new area of lending, Fannie Mae is taking on significantly more risk, which may not pose any difficulties during flush economic times. But the government-subsidized corporation may run into trouble in an economic downturn, prompting a government rescue similar to that of the savings and loan industry in the 1980's.

      ''From the perspective of many people, including me, this is another thrift industry growing up around us,'' said Peter Wallison a resident fellow at the American Enterprise Institute. ''If they fail, the government will have to step up and bail them out the way it stepped up and bailed out the thrift industry.''

      Under Fannie Mae's pilot program, consumers who qualify can secure a mortgage with an interest rate one percentage point above that of a conventional, 30-year fixed rate mortgage of less than $240,000 -- a rate that currently averages about 7.76 per cent. If the borrower makes his or her monthly payments on time for two years, the one percentage point premium is dropped.

      Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriter of home mortgages, does not lend money directly to consumers. Instead, it purchases loans that banks make on what is called the secondary market. By expanding the type of loans that it will buy, Fannie Mae is hoping to spur banks to make more loans to people with less-than-stellar credit ratings.

    373. Re:Is anyone surprised? by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      I agree. You bring up a good point about #2, although I didn't mean it to be specific in terms of recession/depression. Like you pointed out, firms contribute because their business goals are "aligned" the ideologies of the candidates, although in this case it's hard to argue that since AIG contributions were almost equal between Obama and McCain (as someone above already pointed out).

      As to why firms are allowed to contribute to campaign trails is beyond me. In my opinion, only individuals should be allowed to contribute, possibly even only voting individuals. That may be a little to conservative for some people, although I don't consider myself one by any stretch of imagination.

      P.S. It's refreshing to have a civil conversation with someone on ./

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    374. Re:Is anyone surprised? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, farm subsidies are a ridiculous waste of resources (and they screw the poorer farmers in other nations. I've never understood how our left wing hasn't started attacking them for fairness to other countries' farmers, I guess they're not as sexy as other nation's coastal cities. Plus, they make bad farmers up here (too many American and European farmers are better lobbyists rather than farmers).

      It's too bad South American beef isn't more readily available. It's very good!

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    375. Re:Is anyone surprised? by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      US has not seen what true inflation is for a while. So the Wheelbarrow scenario may be a long way off. Eastern Europe, South America etc. have been living with almost 30-40% inflation for a while and they have managed to not destroy themselves.
      On the other hand a collapse of banks is almost disastrous for any country involved.
      BTW, your quote about devaluation of currency == deflation makes no sense (runny nose example). Did you mean the opposite ? Devaluation of paper means inflation and increase in value of paper means deflation. When paper becomes more valuable, people hoard it - causing a deflationary cycle.

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    376. Re:Is anyone surprised? by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      That would have been easy if the regular banks had been kept isolated from investment bank/prime brokerage/proprietary trading/insurance.
      Us now have the whole mess isolated into 3-4 big companies - if AIG goes bankrupt, Goldman goes bankrupt (they are owed large amounts of money by AIG which they have currently valued at mark-to-market rates - write it down to zero and they are no longer a going concern), Citi goes bankrupt. When all 3 go bankrupt Bank of America goes bankrupt. When that happens, there is no way to give out new loans to anyone.

      It was a mistake to let the banks consolidate into big 4-5 and it was a mistake to put credit/savings with stock traders. But now that the situation is where it is at, there is nothing else to do.

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    377. Re:Is anyone surprised? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      The Los Angeles Times published an article today concerning this bill and they cited some important previous Supreme Court precedents regarding bills of attainder and tax laws. For example, the courts have been reluctant in the past to interefere with the power of Congress to raise or lower taxes, granting them broader latitude in this area then they might perhaps in others. Second, the Supreme Court has limited past rullings on bills of attainder to those which "inflict punishment" on specific individuals. For example, Richard Nixon lost his bid to keep the Watergate tapes secret when the Supreme Court ruled 7-2 that a bill compelling him to "give the tapes over to the control of the public" was NOT a bill of attainder because it did not "inflict punishment" or at least not in the same sense as criminal punishment is normally understood (i.e. a term in prison). There is actually a good chance that this law will stand up and be ruled as NOT a bill of attainder. The only other question then would be when exactly the tax laws take effect; the year in which they are passed (the 2009 tax year - the same as when the bonuses were paid) OR only in the part of that year when they were in effect and all subsequent years? Perhaps a tax attorney among us can answer that one.

    378. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Then this is all the more reason to despise the contemptible sacks of warm smelly dung that are the leadership now.

      Being hit by a bus would be too kind to Pelosi, et.al

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    379. Re:Is anyone surprised? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      90% of a $5 million bonus is $4,500,000. That reduces the bonus to $500,000. That's still way too much for a single person to rake in a single year. How many years to you have to work to make that amount?

      What Congress should have done is put an absolute ceiling on the bonus size. $10,000 max, for example, or less. That's for a *bonus*, we're not even talking about the regular pay here. How many people do you think make $10,000 a year, and *haven't* destroyed the economy in the process?

    380. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rastilin · · Score: 1

      I guess that "bonus tax" is currently limited to just those who earn 500,000 or higher, but then so too was the income tax when it was originally conceived. And then it creeped downward.

      Those who earn 500,000 and higher AND those who work for a business that is over 79% owned by the government. They don't care about companies giving out massive performance bonuses, but they don't want it when the company's only staying alive due to government aid.

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    381. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rastilin · · Score: 1

      What Congress should have done is put an absolute ceiling on the bonus size. $10,000 max, for example, or less. That's for a *bonus*, we're not even talking about the regular pay here. How many people do you think make $10,000 a year, and *haven't* destroyed the economy in the process?

      I agree completely, although even with the current cap, which I keep forgetting, something like $300,000, people keep complaining they're improperly rewarded. Really when you're getting paid millions a year, any bonus that small is barely a blip. The main irritation is they're getting performance bonuses with the government's bailout money.

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    382. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      You didn't just write that the Fed has never been successful at warding off deflation, did you? It can be argued that the Fed has never failed.

    383. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      How does an amputated foot heal? Does it grow back? No. We need what is broken to grow back.

      Really, this comparison of chopping off toes or feet to letting AIG go bankrupt is poor. I wish it weren't, but businesses are far too intertwined to successfully firewall risk so simply.

      What your suggesting is more akin to a labatomy at best and beheading at worst.

    384. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      +1 interesting if only for mod points.

    385. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Fastball · · Score: 1

      Agreed and very well written.

    386. Re:Is anyone surprised? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      They've always appeared to me to be meant to keep the rich and powerful people (including the gov't) who SCREWED EVERYTHING UP in power and well off, while destroying everything and everyone else.

      It may have escaped your notice but that's a politician's job; maintaining the status-quo whilst promising change.

    387. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Selectron · · Score: 1

      The cause is the virus and the devaluation of the paper, respectively. Fixed that for you.

    388. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rastilin · · Score: 2, Informative

      you imply some connection between aig demise and poor people suffering. the connection is apparently so obvious that no one so far was able to actually explain it. would you care to?

      If that offer's open to anyone, I'd like to take a shot.

      What it comes down to is that AIG is currently insuring a large part of the world's banks. If you're poor then you don't really have all that much money, presumably what there is of it is in a single bank account. One of the ones insured by AIG. If AIG goes down all those banks are no longer such safe bets, which is likely to make a run on at least some of them. The banks themselves don't have nearly enough money to pay off everyone who thinks it has money in them, they never had but especially not lately since they've overstretched beyond the legal limits imposed on them. If a run happens and enough people try to withdraw their money all at once, the banks go down and everyone who wasn't fist in line loses everything in their accounts. If you're wealthy you have multiple banks, trust funds and other assets you can sell to live on for a while; however the poor don't have that option.

      This is less of a problem in America, because the government guarantees bank accounts itself at the moment, however AIG insures banks worldwide, especially in the UK.

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    389. Re:Is anyone surprised? by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Were you high? The outrage was EVERYWHERE...

      It just seems that in today's world, outrage is expressed only via CAPS.

    390. Re:Is anyone surprised? by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      "blame me", which is political-speak for "screw you, it's done, get over it".

      No, it's political speak for "the buck stops with me." In other words, something may be the fault of his staff, but the ultimate responsibility is with him. He's saying he won't simply throw someone else under the bus like previous presidents.

      That's exactly the GP's point: Obama is using his current untouchability to protect the members of his administration that screw up. And some screwed up bigtime (and lied about it). But when the Divine Leader takes the generous step of taking the blame, who can argue, who could be angry?

      For now.

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    391. Re:Is anyone surprised? by deniable · · Score: 1

      Except that in some parts a billion is a million million. Saying "thousand million" removes all doubt.

    392. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Although the big bonuses for a failing company are disgusting, this new tax law is just wrong on too many levels.

      If the government didn't want rescued companies to spend money on bonuses, then that should have been a condition for the bailout money. Bailing out failing companies gives the government a perfect opportunity to set criteria and make demands of a company that would otherwise have gone bankrupt.

      I'm all for saving vital functions of the economy, but giving away billions for free with no conditions what so ever is just stupid.

    393. Re:Is anyone surprised? by rastilin · · Score: 1

      If the government didn't want rescued companies to spend money on bonuses, then that should have been a condition for the bailout money. Bailing out failing companies gives the government a perfect opportunity to set criteria and make demands of a company that would otherwise have gone bankrupt.

      You're right. However it WAS a condition, if I remember correctly. I'm not certain but I believe that was ruled to not apply in this case, because the bonuses were arranged before the bailout. The rationale for the government's actions is that they (AIG) didn't give out the bonuses beforehand, they waited until they had the taxpayer's money in hand to do it.

      Although the big bonuses for a failing company are disgusting, this new tax law is just wrong on too many levels.

      This doesn't exactly fill me with the warm and fuzzies either. However while I enjoy the relentless paranoia of "the government has it in for us" just as much as the next man, I do believe that during a time of crisis, it's important for us to pull together. So I'm backing them up 100%. If that means a tax law that has the potential to catch us rectally... Well we had the potential to rally and get sane legislation voted in beforehand, but no-one bothered. So this is as much our fault as it is that of politicians.

      Actually there's more to it than that. If I had to be honest, I'd say that seeing this thing pass fills me with quiet joy. Mostly because it sends a clear message that hiding inside loopholes while the country crumbles around you will not be tolerated. If any other company contemplates attempting to subvert the law with loopholes, they will hopefully think twice.

      I'm all for saving vital functions of the economy, but giving away billions for free with no conditions what so ever is just stupid.

      You won't find disagreement here. We should have learned why deregulation is a bad idea years ago, with Enron. If you give 100 people massive power, and ONE turns out to be corrupt, you'll find their massive power can do previously un-contemplated damage before they're brought to heel. It's not that power corrupts, but that power makes the corrupt more dangerous. Feel free to substitute "power" with "freedom from oversight".

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    394. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be gambling if you took fire insurance on somebody elses house. As it is you are reducing your downside if it does burn down, whilst limiting your upside if it doesn't (by paying premiums).

      As it happens many companies did effectively take out fire insurance on other people's houses (e.g. Goldman). But the purpose of this was to hedge against the risk of *everyone's* house burning down - i.e. systemic risk. And apparently it worked! But only after the counterparty (AIG) was bailed out by the US government.

    395. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he wasn't talking about you buying fire insurance for your house. He was talking about YOU buying fire insurance for HIS house. If his house burns down you don't lose a dime, but even so you're buying insurance on it. This is pure speculation.

      And I agree - the real problem is that people were selling trillions of dollars of insurance without even a small fraction of that in reserves. They were HIGHLY leveraged, and that seems to be the root of every financial collapse (it certainly caused the Great Depression).

      Leverage is basically taking risks to make big money when you don't have anything to invest. I'd love ot own a corporate jet, but I work a normal salaried job so that isn't going to happen - legitimately. Suppose I decide I'd like to make ten million dollars a year. That isn't hard to do, but I need maybe $200 million in assets to invest to do it. So, instead of saving up $200 million on a normal salary I do what the big banks did. I start selling insurance.

      So, I pick something that is "risk-free" like meteor impacts. If your house or building is blown up by meteor impacts I'll pay you $10,000 for a monthly premium of only $1. I then promote fear over meteor crashes so that investors are nervous about putting money in to companies that aren't insured against it. Suddenly everybody is paying me $20 per month for insurance and I'm raking it in. The only problem is that I don't have anything of substance in the bank while being on the hook to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars if a meteor takes out a city.

      Then people start getting speculative. A person with a $200k house who already has it insured says - you know - I bet a meteor is going to land somewhere in the next few years. So, they buy $40k worth of insurance in 50 different cities worldwide against random homes there. I'm really raking in the dough now - I've effectively insured every house in the world 2 or 3 times by the time this is all over and I'm making millions per month in permiums (and I'm on the hook for billions in losses potentially).

      Then guess what, a meteor takes out New York City. Lots of people are now at my door asking for their cut. Many are of course from NYC and want to rebuild their homes with the insurance money. However, even more people have never even been to NYC and they just were betting on a meteor taking out the Big Apple. I politely explain that I don't have billions of dollars to pay the claims, but I do have a few hundred thousand dollars left from all those premiums (the rest were paid out in bonuses to my family/etc). Now lots of people have lost all their savings and the government offers to just pay them for me. This comes with onerous restrictions on how much I get paid for the next few years - but of course they don't ask for any of the money I took frauduently back. After all, how could anybody know that a meteor would actually hit?

      What I thought was even worse about this mess was that regulators actually lifted restrictions on the fractional reserve system so that in the future banks could even be more leveraged than they are now. Additionally NY state was looking to allow AIG to dip into reserves set aside for ordinary homeowners insurance policyholders to pay off its CDS debts. So, now if there is a big fire AIG we're going to have to bail out the homeowners since AIG spent that money helping out its gambling buddies.

      I understand the need for financial derivatives. I don't really have problems with them in general. My problem is that when somebody promises to pay you $10 if Y happens, they ought to have $10 to pay you with. Financial companies are WAY too leveraged - we're talking about being on the hook for $100 for every $1 they have in the bank - or more.

    396. Re:Is anyone surprised? by terryducks · · Score: 1

      Yep. And as things de-leverage more, the banks need more capital on hand to keep the balance sheets happy - ergo no lending. What's really screwy is that profitable auto dealerships are being denied loans with no reviews at all http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/news_wtnh_madison_auto_bank_issue_200903192331_rev1

    397. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Why are U.S. taxes being handing money to foreigners???)

      Maybe it's because we live in a world where everyone - including the USA - is dependent on international relations, international trade and so on and because if we didn't honour our commitments even though we could and said "fuck you, bloody foreigners" to everyone else, we'd end up hurting ourselves more than anyone else in the long run?

      Also, maybe it's because we generally are honorable folks who don't screw others over just because? I am, at least - maybe you aren't, but if you'renot, as far as I'm concerned you can get the fuck out of my country.

    398. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat the rich. French Revolution Mk II coming soon to a neck near you.

    399. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Hanyin · · Score: 1

      3) xkcd isn't a such a good comic. Yes, I get the references, but merely referencing things your audience is familiar with is a cheap excuse for humor.

      I fart in your general direction!

    400. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Intelligent Joke Is One That Only Intelligent People GET!
      If you feel that way about xkcd you should read pixelcomic!

    401. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>That reduces the bonus to $500,000. That's still way too much for a single person to rake in a single year. How many years to you have to work to make that amount?

      3.

      What? You have something against people who are paid well? Do you engage in class warfare and/or jealousy? Shame on you.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    402. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yeah I knew someone would correct me, but you made a mistake of assuming all diseases are caused by viruses. They aren't. Many diseases are caused by bacteria, therefore I was correct the first time.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    403. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, brave new world! Where "change" means "keep doing the same fucking thing"!

      Oh, brave new world of Peter, where "change" means "literally change absolutely fucking EVERYTHING", without concern for whether it's sensible or not, no matter what the costs, just in order to be different from the previous guy!

    404. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>have been living with almost 30-40%...they have managed to not destroy themselves.

      That's stupid. It means that every dollar you save in the bank devalues to ~65 cents next year, ~40 cents the year after, and so on. To sit there and claim that's not damaging to the citizens is just sheer stupidity. It's a loss of real wealth.

      >>>Devaluation of paper means inflation and increase in value of paper means deflation.

      That's what I said. The devaluation of paper makes the breadloaf price go up (inflation), and increased valuation of paper makes the breadloaf price go down (deflation). This is obvious. As I clearly stated, the runny nose/price inflation is the symptom and the bacteria/devaluation of the paper is the cause.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    405. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>So the bottom line is:

      No the bottom line is that houses ARE overvalued, and nothing the government does will change that. The historical value of homes since 1890 has been 100,000-to-120,000 and homes are currently at ~170,000. They are overvalued and that price WILL drop, whether it happens immediately or stretched-out over the next decade.

      IMHO, like removing a bandaid it is better to get the pain done-and-over worth fast, rather than slow.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    406. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yes because 15% is just sooooo much better. (rolls eyes). Prior to the 1929 crash, unemployment was only 2%. i.e. FDR's policies did not restore the economy back to where it was, or even close to where it was.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    407. Re:Is anyone surprised? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>We need what is broken to grow back.

      No we don't. We were living on an economic bubble of FAKE wealth, propped-up by imaginary money (credit). We do Not want to restore that state. We want the bubble to burst, and then rebuild with real money and real value.

      And yes some animals can regrow feet after the diseased foot is removed. That's what we need to do with our economy - eliminate the disease and then regrow.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    408. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      No, you moron, the people who have life insurance with AIG.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    409. Re:Is anyone surprised? by SomeKDEUser · · Score: 1

      It works something like that.

      Down the line, your mom and pop shop operates on credit. Sometimes, they operate on their own reserves, but this is suboptimal usage of resources.

      This does not mean they operate beyond their means, simply that the borrow their rolling funds, so they can ignore seasonal variations in trade.

      They borrow from banks, who gladly lend them money when they have money to lend.

      The money the banks have to lend is capped by their reserves. The liquid assets they have.

      The value of those assets is partly dependent on the market. That is, the belief those assets are worth something.

      For many banks, the assets are though to be worth something also because they are insured. By AIG.

      So, if AIG fails, the mom and pop shop down the line closes.

      If you think this is a big Ponzi scheme, you are actually wrong. It is all about optimally allocating resources. And the market collectively makes bets on where to put the money. Once in a while, it fails. In a centralised economy, you get the same problems if some bureaucrat spectacularly misplaced his bets on the future. But as a bonus, in practise, he hardly ever get it right, unlike the market...

      Which mostly makes the correct bets. Except when it also fails spectacularly.

    410. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The counterparties believed they had insurance on their CDOs from a very reputable institution (AIG).

      Then perhaps they should have bought actual fucking regulated insurance instead of CDSs.

      AIG is essentially the company who sold fire insurance to the whole town, and the whole town burned, and now they can't afford the payouts. Replace 'town' with 'the entire financial market', and 'burned' with 'housing prices collapsed'.

      Which would be well and good if this was 1609, and, you know, we hadn't regulated the insurance market to require that they actually had to have the ability to cover their payouts for forever. (Seriously, the Western world started regulating insurance at about the same time it invented it.)

      Because, you see, it's actually quite common for cataclysmic events to affect a large percentage of a companies policy holders all at once, so we make sure that even if the worse happens and every single person covered by, say, a company's life insurance, dies at once, the company can make the payouts. Some of those assets aren't very liquid and the company will take large losses and probably die, leaving very little for its debt holders in bankrupcy...but people will get paid, or mostly paid.

      But, instead of actual insurance products, companies got credit default swaps from AIG, which were insurance in all but name...and regulation. And backed by...um...other CDSs.

      Let those fuckers burn. They bought goddamn meat out of the truck of some guy's car instead of something the FDA had looked at. (Of course, it's actually worse than that...companies lobbied congress to allow them to sell meat out of their cars, and existing supermarkets started doing it. Because, you know...cheaper than refrigeration, and only 10% less safe!)

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    411. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And that's the point - MOST of AIG's customers were buying insurance on CDOs that they didn't even own.

      Which is the other way we regulate insurance. In addition to making sure companies can make the payoffs if the worse happens, we make sure customers can only purchase insurance on things that would directly harm them financially.

      Usually this means it's limited to something they own, or themselves, or, rarely, employees of them. (No, I'm not talking about health insurance. That does not pay off your employer if you get sick, although there's actually no reason such insurance couldn't exist. But I'm talking stuff like movie studios insuring the star of the picture if he dies in the middle of filming.)

      Why? Because insurance is only safe for society if the harm you have to suffer to get the payout is worse than the payout. If you can insure stuff you don't care about, like your neighbor's house, you've just given people incentive to insure random things and then harm them. In fact, that's the whole point of insurance fraud, you insure something that the 'appraised' value is higher than the value you hold it in, so you have no problem with destroying it. (Or, alternately, fake destroying it.)

      We, as a society, have chosen to say 'No, you can only insure stuff that would harm you more than the payout...unless, of course, you're one of the big multinational banks, in which case, feel free to invent a insurance-like product and sell that to other banks without any regulation at all.'.

      At least that's what Congress has assured us we've been saying.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    412. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I think you've confused socialism and communism. You just described how things (should in theory) work under communism.

      Under socialism, people still own their own property and whatnot, and the government simply operates all the means of productions. The farms, the car washes, the grocery stores, everything owned by the government...but workers still get paychecks and use them to buy stuff from those stores and live in their own house.

      Although obviously there's no such thing as 'pure socialism', as there would still be limited amounts of people selling direct to each other, and working for each other. There'd be a 'used' market if nothing else. But basically, all businesses that aren't flea markets or side-of-the-road fruit stands are actually the government selling goods and services, and people working at them are employed the the government.

      It's not until the next step, where the government starts giving out those goods, and services, and land, for free, and thus stops paying you (Because you don't need the money anymore), that it's 'communism'.

      Banks, however, are totally irrelevant to this, as they aren't a 'means of production' in any manner whatsoever. You could have private banks in pure socialism, you could have government banks in pure capitalism. (You can't have any banks in pure communism, but that's because you don't have any money.)

      Frankly, the recent calls of 'socialism' against nationalizing the banks have struck me as how ignorant the Republicans are about what 'socialism' is, or possibly about what 'banks' are. Banks do not produce things! They are not means of productions! It's like calling an national park socialist!

      And now that I made that joke, I'm sure Republicans have, in fact, done that too.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    413. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The most stimulating thing (Wait, that sounds wrong.), of course, is for the government to actually hire people to do work. That right there is what got us out of the Great Depression.

      Although this time we should probably spend money on trains and solar panels instead of tanks.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    414. Re:Is anyone surprised? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      The whole foundation of the concept of humor is referencing things that your audience is familiar with. We laugh because we relate. It's good humor because it's referenced in a clever or surprising fashion.

      I for one think AIG needs to take a serious reality check. Compared to the bail-out amount it might seem small, but to each individual person receiving those bonuses it's a) a lot of money, and b) like saying, "Sure, you played a pivotal role in plunging America, and with it the entire world, into debt, but we're going to give you your bonus, anyway." In the part of the contract where they're guaranteed bonuses, does it actually say "no matter how much you don't deserve it?

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      "Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
    415. Re:Is anyone surprised? by slysithesuperspy · · Score: 1

      A war and a depression... Go Keynes!!!

    416. Re:Is anyone surprised? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Dodd is actually the only person who even tried to limit bonuses. He didn't magically make them legal, they obviously would be legal to start with. He tried to make illegal, and succeeded in only making future ones illegal because people amended his amendment.

      I wish the media would a) point this out, and b) point to the person who started this rumor as a liar.

      It used to be that lying to the media was the only true unforgivable offense. Which was sorta dumb and self-centered of them, but I really really miss those days.

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      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    417. Re:Is anyone surprised? by tomkee · · Score: 0

      Hank Paulson must own a lot of Goldman shares. Somebody should check into it and see if there is a conflict of interest in the way he handled Goldman vs other companies. Like for instance, he first insisted that he be able to spend almost a trillion without oversight. Then he gave all the banks including Goldman money even though they "did not need it". Why?? Then he funnels money into GOldman through AIG. Looks like he is protecting the stock price of Goldman.

    418. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      The problem with your idea is that the foxes that have been fucking and eating the chickens in the banking hen house are the same foxes that are pulling the strings in Washington.

      You think they are gonna give up all that sweet hen ass and free chicken dinners to boot in exchange for immediate economic pain? Pass what you have been smoking to the rest of us. It will ease my troubled mind.

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      When the only tool you have is a claw hammer every problem starts to look like the back of someone's skull.
    419. Re:Is anyone surprised? by joss · · Score: 1

      Paying taxes does not make you a slave. Having people with better weaponry force you to work for them on pain of death makes you a slave. Paying people to stop this happening is not nuts. Of course, some people want to spend your tax money on other stuff and things get complicated.

      Freedom is complicated - it gets encroached from all sides as your freedom butts up against other peoples'. Seems like right wingers get more upset when their freedoms are encroached by the government and left wingers get more upset when their freedoms are encroached by corporations. Being too fixated by the constraints imposed from one direction means you tend to get squashed from the other direction. Extreme corporatism enslaves people just as effectively as extreme socialism.

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    420. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standard bullshit internet argument. "You have not done any research (and neither have I) so your argument is invalid, and mine is valid."

      Closely related to the "You must spend hours finding and posting links to proof to backup your statement, which I will not read or respond to... And no, I am not going to post links to prove my position, because its 'common sense' or some-such bullshit" line of reasoning.

      Godwin should have made a law about this instead.

    421. Re:Is anyone surprised? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Look into the depression of 1921. The one that no one ever talks about because it was so short lived. Yet the suffering was really intense.

      That's really the crux of it. Do we want a short really intense suffering. Or a longer less intense suffering.

      If the government's plan prevents millions of american's from becoming bankrupt, homeless, and destitute, at the expense of a slower recovery, that might beneficial to the country overall.

      There is also the possibility that if things get intense enough, we'll hit a tipping point, and instead of a short intense suffering with rapid recovery, we'll end up with something FAR worse.

      For example there is a river near where I used to live that would freeze over in the winter. The interesting thing however, is that one year it got intensely cold, and the river actually froze through to the bottom. It didn't simply melt and resume to normal in spring. Practically all the fish and other river fauna died, and in the spring when the ice would usually break up and then float away and on the running water underneath... that didn't happen, because it was frozen through. Instead there was massive flooding (causing massive damage). And the water ran above the ice instead of below it. The ice wasn't completely gone until late summer, instead of being gone in early spring which meant the river was much colder that year. I'm not really sure it ever really recovered 100%.

      The river had cycles, it froze over and melted every year. But one year, the cold was more intense, and it froze all the way through. And it didn't recover. That's the idea here too. The economy has cycles of recession and prosperity, but if a recession is severe enough it might 'freeze through' and then it won't just bounce back.

      I'm not saying this will happen if the government doesn't intervene in this case, but you can't simply say 'it will always take care of itself'.

    422. Re:Is anyone surprised? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      These jobs are not productive. These tens of thousands of clerks make NOTHING OF VALUE, and not only they ought to be not paid salary - they should pay for the privilege of occupying their offices. That's just a glimpse of the huge problem that USA is having - too many employees here do nothing useful, make no products, do not improve anyone's life.

      There are products...and there are also services. Services have value, too. AIG needs the services offered by these clerks, vending machine restockers, couriers, etc.

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    423. Re:Is anyone surprised? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      But it's not out of control at all. It's doing exactly what it should do : prevent idiots from loaning money.

    424. Re:Is anyone surprised? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      >Regardless, it sends the wong message. It is a violation of the spirit of equal protection any way you look at it.
      >And as I said, if they get away with it, then no one is safe from their grubby, greedy, corrupt hands.

      Except in this case the people that are being targeted *are* the grubby, greedy, corrupt hands.
      Congress has the power to tax, they did so (to correct an injustice in dispensation of public funds).
      I don't see the problem. Personally I would have told them to stiff the contracts and go through the
      courts (which addresses AIG's bonuses but not the systemic corruption as a whole). Now they know
      that if they screw with the federal government, the broom handle will be up their butts faster than
      they can wire a numbered swiss bank account. I have no problems with that.... Personally I think
      congress should be ass-raping more of the financial sector. Sticking them in prison isn't working,
      attack their fundamental motivation - greed.

    425. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Now, personally, I think this sends the right message - which is if you screw with the federal government, they will in turn, screw you
      far worse.

      You know that if that's the message it sends, then by definition this law is being used to single out a group of individuals right? I don't agree with them getting bonuses, but I certainly don't agree with the government throwing laws, checks and balances to the wind to penalise them for it.

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    426. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      From what I read in our local papers, they expect the states will apply a ... say, 10% gross tax on that as well.

      That reduces the bonus to... $0, I think.

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    427. Re:Is anyone surprised? by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      > He was talking about YOU buying fire insurance for HIS house

      Sorry, missed that. I wholeheartedly agree with you, then.

      Naked CDS are gambling plain and simple. They should never ever have been allowed as a financial instrument.

      At least, in a classic derivative market, you have margin calls that will bankrupt the speculator, while with CDS, well, it is the Far West...

    428. Re:Is anyone surprised? by moortak · · Score: 1

      and sometimes amputating limbs in a hasty manner leads to blood loss killing the patient. Systemic risk is a real issue that has to be taken into account when planning a course of action.

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      Xavier Rabourdin for president 2012
    429. Re:Is anyone surprised? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Way to miss the point. I object to *me* paying them that well. AIG belongs to the taxpayer now, and *I* for one disapprove of paying *any* of AIG's employees a bonus, or in fact anything above the median government pay rate.

    430. Re:Is anyone surprised? by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Well, just hope you are not in the next group they decide needs an ass raping.

      Now, Obama and this Imperial Congress are talking about regulating the compensation of companies that did not take any TARP funds. It is not the government's business what a private company pays its employees.

      And something you may not realize is that the hated "financial", like it or not is the only vehicle we have to achieve wealth. Your 401k grows because of his sector, your pension fund, your bank savings account. Unless you are on a cash only lifestyle and stuff your mattress with the leftovers, then you have every reason to wish the "financial" sector good fortune and high returns.

      Yes, your 401k is down now, but will be back up. Empirical evidence shows this to be true. And if it doesn't go back up A) It won't be the fault of AIG, and B) You will have more to worry about that what some dumbass executives are getting paid.

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      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    431. Re:Is anyone surprised? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      in this case the financial sector ;)
      I have -zero- problems with that considering the magnitude of their screwups.

    432. Re:Is anyone surprised? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      >Well, just hope you are not in the next group they decide needs an ass raping.

      lol. I am not a thief.

      >Now, Obama and this Imperial Congress are talking about regulating the compensation of companies that did not take any TARP funds. It is not the government's business what a private company pays its employees.

      Perhaps, now it is.

      >And something you may not realize is that the hated "financial", like it or not is the only vehicle we have to achieve wealth. Your 401k grows because of his sector, your pension fund, your bank savings account. Unless you are on a cash only lifestyle and stuff your mattress with the leftovers, then you have every reason to wish the "financial" sector good fortune and high returns.

      Speak for yourself; I am manufacturing - you know the act of producing a physical good by processing raw inputs and creating value. The only wealth financial sector creates is that of inflation, which *eats away* at my net worth, not increases it. Sure I could sell out and join the ranks of the pump-n-dumpers and the like and screw the rest of the population, but sad to say, I do have ethics. And yes, I am in a cash-only lifestyle, and yes, I do spend it as quick as it comes in on account the dollar is continually devaluing/inflating due to these decade-oriented cycles of theft and fraud.

      >Yes, your 401k is down now, but will be back up. Empirical evidence shows this to be true. And if it doesn't go back up A) It won't be the fault of AIG, and B) You will have more to worry about that what some dumbass executives are getting paid.

      My friend, when the dumbass executive has his handle on the printing press, nothing you could say will ever lessen my desire to a) have him restrained physically and b) beaten if he prints to much.

      I'm not mean, I want a level playing field where everyone can prosper. But when f*cknuts are being rewarded left and right without regard to the consequences of their actions, then I say putting foot-to-mouth is an appropriate response. That goes for lawyers, bankers, insurance agents and anyone else who has a building wreathed in marble but doesn't actually *physically* provide a service or a good.

      If you can't see this country is in decline in the last 50 years, then my friend, they should stick you in a minimum-wage job forcibly for 2 years and then ask your opinion again.

    433. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fluxrad · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck was the outrage when these bailouts were first suggested? I've been outraged since the beginning, because the whole game plan has been obvious to me since they robbed us of that first $700B. And yet polls suggest that Americans STILL think this is going to work somehow.

      Repeat after me: The alternative is worse.

      We say "Fuck you" to all those big bad Wall Street fat cats! => AIG Fails

      so then Citi Fails

      so then Bank of America fails

      so then Credit markets freeze (commercial paper, interbank lending, consumer and business credit lines). The Fed is unable to use monetary policy effectively since the current discount rate is effectively at 0.*

      so then Most every other bank fails (these two are really interchangeable)

      so then businesses are effectively unable to acquire capital on anything but cash. Also there are massive runs on the rest of the banks, though thankfully consumer-grade savings are kept intact due to the FDIC.

      The rest is pretty obvious if you're able to follow the logic. The absolute seizure of the credit markets (Last October would have looked like a tremor) leads to runs on banks, massive layoffs, and the worst depression seen since at least the 1929.

      *If you are thinking about commenting on how we need to either a)contract the money supply by raising interest rates or b)go back to the gold standard immediately, kill yourself.

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      "It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once." -David Hume
    434. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fluxrad · · Score: 1

      I wish economists would call this phenomenon with a better description. If a government starts printing tons of paper money, it doesn't cause inflation of prices. It causes *devaluation* of the paper until soon people are walking around with wheelbarrows to buy a loaf of bread.

      They do. It's called nominal price vs. real price.

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    435. Re:Is anyone surprised? by TTL0 · · Score: 1

      actually AIG were the gamblers as people like Goldman used AIG to insure their investments w/ CDOs.

      It was AIG who bet the house of cards would never fall.

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      Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind. -- Mark Harrold
    436. Re:Is anyone surprised? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It's still the corporate equilivent of an individual who lives paycheck to paycheck. In other words, not financially healthly.

    437. Re:Is anyone surprised? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      I don't respond to ACs, but two have replied to this post with essentially the same complaint.

      First, my intention was to criticize the OP's defense of the President, more than the President himself.

      Second, I don't misunderstand "change" to mean "change every single thing, regardless of its merit". But I do think that continuing the fleecing of the taxpayer (and the taxpayers of future generations) for the enrichment of commercial interests is precisely the kind of change that President Obama sold the electorate. And I think that the stimulus bill that he supported and signed manifestly belies the rhetoric on which he campaigned.

      -Peter

    438. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      4. Freeze the process, deallocate its resources, and hand off tasks to the backup processes. Then delete the executable from your system.

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      -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

    439. Re:Is anyone surprised? by fulldecent · · Score: 1

      Seriously people, at what point do we get off the couch and take back this country? Obama can stimulate my ass.

      This bug has been marked as a duplicate of bug #2395809.

      Patches welcome!

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      -- I was raised on the command line, bitch

    440. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Earmarks are not a tool for corruption!!! Christ. An earmark is a CLEAR PUBLIC DEDICATION OF FUNDS. If you do not earmark the funds, then they go into a general fund where they can be spent however the bureaucrat in charge sees fit, with significantly LESS TRANSPARENCY.

      Congress must stop abdicating its duty to appropriate funds. Earmarks should INCREASE. If you have problems with particular earmarks, then point them out. But if there were no earmarks, you would never even know where the money is going, and you'd have no opportunity to bitch.

    441. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Fine, if we're going down that path, then let's be 100% accurate:

      Any exchange or lack of exchange of funds (AKA everything) is gambling.

      If you purchase a TV today, you are gambling that tomorrow the price will not fall, when you take it home it will be what you expect, and that you will get enough value out of it before it breaks. (Maybe you can take the TV back, but they may not accept the return, or they may charge you a restocking fee. The point is there IS some quantity risk, even though consumers are irrational purchasers and probably do not ever think about it, like a business would.)

      If you choose to do nothing with your money, you are gambling that inflation will not whittle away the value of your money before you can use it.

      If you are a doctor and you choose to treat a patient, you are gambling that you will not get sued.

      You get the idea...

      Are casinos gambling when they let you play the slots? No, because they KNOW for 100% certainty that eventually they WILL make more money than they lose. It is a mathematical certainty, even though every pull of the lever could make them a tiny bit of money or lose them a ton of money.

      This is not really "gambling." This is risk assessment. Just because the result of individual transactions are probabilistic does not mean entering into the transaction is a gamble.

    442. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > It seems that the cash infusion has already caused a bit of an upturn.

      Yeah, and housing prices appreciated for decades, too.

      The economy improves when the economy creates VALUE, not when prices appreciate. If you can point to value that has been created by recent moves by the Treasury, then I'll be on board. What you are seeing is the announcement of plans to SOCIALIZE the losses of individual corporations across the backs of every American taxpayer.

      * Great for the holders of the losses.
      * Not so great for the American taxpayer.

      Please stop encouraging these people.

    443. Re:Is anyone surprised? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > It's an expression of the injustice that all of us grunts feel
      > when the executives get all the credit when things go well, and
      > the grunts get laid off when things go poorly.

      If these "grunts" understood good business practices, perhaps they wouldn't be grunts. The government told AIG it would receive taxpayer funds as a LOAN, but would need to divest and sell its component businesses to repay that loan. This is a great way to bridge the gap while we take a "too big to fail" company and turn it into a number of smaller entities that are NOT too big to fail. Good theory.

      AIG said: Ok, fine. But who is going to buy AIG's parts? All of our employees know that we're in deep shit and they sure aren't going to be getting raises or promotions right now, and tomorrow they could be laid off, etc. Anyone who is marketable (ie, the good, valuable employees) will be looking elsewhere ASAP.

      What, exactly, would AIG be selling if the business (its people) walks out the door to competing companies?

      So in order to maintain their business long enough to divest, they came up with this retention plan, AND GOT IT OKAYED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

      Then it became public, the media ate it up, and now you're eating it up. It's a cheap shot. It's surface feeding. I would pay $165m to ensure I could repay $180,000m ANY DAY.

      Do we seriously not have bigger things to focus on right now?????

    444. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kept my silence when David-Thin-Cock announced he wanted to make virulent talebearers out to be something they're not. I did nothing when he tried to replace love and understanding with ethnocentrism and oligarchism. But his latest values are the straw that breaks the camel's back. Perhaps before going on, I should describe David-Thin-Cock to you. David-Thin-Cock is stentorian, sexist, and treasonous. Furthermore, he yearns to take away what few freedoms we have left.
      David-Thin-Cock's adulators have learned their scripts well and the rhetoric comes gushing forth with little provocation. David-Thin-Cock asserts that it's perfectly safe to drink and drive. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie. We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these "values" are artistically incorporated in one person: David-Thin-Cock.
      Now, I don't mean for that to sound pessimistic, although David-Thin-Cock and I disagree about our civic duties. I aver that we must do our utmost to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community. David-Thin-Cock, on the other hand, believes that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. He yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for David-Thin-Cock, "attract attention" usually implies "attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview". Unless I'm too intransigent to invite all the people who have been harmed by David-Thin-Cock to continue to express and assert their concerns in a constructive and productive fashion, it is simply wrong to conclude that David-Thin-Cock's words are our final line of defense against tyrrany. Just because lascivious cronyism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from him.
      Does David-Thin-Cock really know anything about the viewpoints he claims to support? No, he doesn't. He is living in a dream world. I state these facts only to give a bit of personal background as to why if I had my druthers, he would never have had the opportunity to give an air of scientific impartiality to biased judgments. As it stands, if we fail to give peace a chance then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The "decay of that colossal wreck," as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wildernessnot in a dark, obstreperous world run by grotty, repressive carpetbaggers. By the bye, once one begins thinking about free speech, about sneaky euphuists who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own dysfunctional beliefs, one realizes that David-Thin-Cock's machinations are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause.
      Even without the bloodthirsty ideology of nihilism in the picture, we can still say that David-Thin-Cock once tried to convince a bunch of us that freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and comfortable. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that the first thing we need to do is to get David-Thin-Cock to admit that he has a problem. He should be counseled to recite the following:
      I, David-Thin-Cock, am a coldhearted misogynist.
      I have been a participant in a giant scheme to pit race against race, religion against religion, and country against country.
      I hereby admit my addiction to Marxism. I ask for the strength and wisdom to fight this addiction.
      Once David-Thin-Cock realizes that he has a problem, may

    445. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Facetious · · Score: 1

      If you want to revolt by creating your own small community, you will either: (a) Be insignificant as to have no effect, or (b) Draw attention, which will result in laws being created to force you to participate in our national economy.

      As to part (a), it will be significant to those who throw off their shackles. You are correct regarding part (b) unless a critical mass is established before the authorities' attention is drawn. I'll freely admit neither option is likely.

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    446. Re:Is anyone surprised? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Free Market was dead before it got out of the gate. Greed killed it. With greed you need to regulate to keep people from doing stupid things and that kills the free market and without regulation people do stupid things and get EVERYONE in trouble (current crisis) so you cant leave things deregulated either.

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    447. Re:Is anyone surprised? by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      Trying to save jobs that aren't productive is just plain stupid

      No. Rushing to a conclusion without thorough evaluation of the situation is "just plain stupid".

      You may cutoff the toe yet the problem lies in the kidneys.

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  2. It's taxpayer money no matter how you look at it by qoncept · · Score: 1

    Whether they are spending money directly from the bailout or spending capital they already had (and thus spending bailout money elsewhere), the tax payers are funding it.

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  3. New tag by Shadyman · · Score: 1

    May I suggest the "GTFO" tag?

  4. today's xkcd by mattdm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Today's XKCD seems particularly relevant. There's bigger things to worry about right now. This is a silly distraction -- like the whole "earmarks" thing.

    1. Re:today's xkcd by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How dare you consider using perspective and logic? This is about anger and screaming and smashing stuff!

    2. Re:today's xkcd by qbzzt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are bigger issues, but letting future company managers know they can:

      1. Make their company more money in good times by taking economically unjustified risks.

      2. Get the tax payer to bail out the company when the unjustified risks backfire.

      and

      3. Personally profit either way.

      Is a really bad idea. To pick an extreme example, if the same managers knew that their companies will be bailed out, but that they personally would spend the rest of their lives in jail, they would take a lot less risks.

      We need to motivate managers to be prudent in the future. Letting them reward themselves does not accomplish that.

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    3. Re:today's xkcd by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, you and XKCD are missing the point.

      This issue is that we are rewarding the people in power for fucking us over. What we need to get the bad guys out and provide proper incentives for a new team to replace them. Instead what we're doing is paying them a handsome sum to keep doing what they're doing. Indeed, the cost to us is much larger than these individuals' compensation!

    4. Re:today's xkcd by SlipperHat · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's the silence before the storm! (The part that makes the bad guys gulp and shit in their pants simultaneously). Once they know that there is no escape, then you and the rest of the angry mob lay down the holy smack down.

    5. Re:today's xkcd by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Let's see.

      AIGs biggest loan, 177,000 million
      AIGs payouts 165 million

      My biggest Loan aound 200,000
      I would still look at 200 as more than chump change, and I am cash flow positive, AIG is not.

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    6. Re:today's xkcd by Seakip18 · · Score: 1

      I dunno....While we're still at a little less than 1% of the entire bailout, what % is set aside for people and how much of THAT is going to these bonuses? After the assets and other stuff, what's left BETTER DAMN WELL not go to people who managed to fuck us in our drugged-slumber. I"m tired of my ass hurting in the morning.

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    7. Re:today's xkcd by The+Moof · · Score: 5, Insightful
      When AIG lays off some people, remember this:
      • Bonuses are not required pay. They're rewards for performance.
      • $165 million dollars could keep 2200 people employed for a year (figuring salary + benefits is $75k/yr).

      So yea, a large amount of money next to an obscenely large amount of money is a small percentage, but it's still a large amount of money.

    8. Re:today's xkcd by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think you're missing the point made in the XKCD cartoon.

      The cartoon is pointing out that focusing on the bonuses, which is what everything you've heard about AIG for the past couple weeks has focused on, is like focusing on the damage to the Titanic's paint job that the iceberg did. If anything, I think you might be in agreement - the cost to US is far larger than the compensation paid to individuals at AIG.

    9. Re:today's xkcd by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      We are in violent agreement then!

    10. Re:today's xkcd by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The government wants to tap our phones, we rally against it. On principle as much as anything; the odds are highly against it affecting us individually.

      A company patent trolls and sues big name companies without warning, and we advocate patent reform. On principle as much as anything; the companies being sued are usually big enough to protect themselves and absorb losses even if they lose the case.

      Why shouldn't we object to this kind of thing on principle too? When senators want to spend money directly on their electorate (essentially buying their votes) instead of for the good of the nation as a whole, why shouldn't we complain? When we give companies billions of dollars to fix their mistakes and they turn around and sue the IRS to recover 300 million on taxes, using our money to pay the court costs, why shouldn't we complain?

      Maybe it isn't the major issue, maybe it isn't even a real issue at all (hell, if they were incorrectly taxed why shouldn't they get the money back?) but we fight on principle every day. If we don't stand up and be pissed off about this today, if we don't demand that companies receiving bailouts act for the good of the nation instead of the good of their pocket books, things will only get worse in the future. Yeah, it's .1% of the bailout money we're talking about, but I bet less than .1% of Americans had their phones illegally tapped and less than .1% of patents are held by trolls.

    11. Re:today's xkcd by DamienRBlack · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, these bonuses are required pay and they were not performance based. Why are people calling them bonuses then? I have absolutely no idea.

      You see, back in 2007 when the CDO market started to bottom out, several of their top traders were considering leaving AIG because they were paid almost entirely basic on a bonus which was a percentage of their earnings for the company. AIG wanted them to stay to help unwind the problem and cut their losses. If they'd known what was going to happen to the entire industry they might have taken another route, but AIG didn't know and they thought these traders were worth keeping.

      So AIG struck a deal, that they would continue to get the bonuses they received in 2005/2006 until 2012, as long as they stayed with the company to help cut their losses.

      These "bonuses" are basically their pay, and are the only reason they are working there. I don't see how it could possibly be the government's right to take the agreed upon pay away from these people.

      Can we complain about this whole deal? Yes. Can we complain about the state of the economy? Yes. Can we complain about inflated pay? Yes. Can we complain about bonuses and all the incentive based connotations that go with it? No. Yet that is what most people are doing.

      Once and for all people, these weren't bonuses the way most people think of bonuses. Management didn't decide to reward then, it was pre-agreed upon payment. And it would be horribly immoral for us to take them away from said recipients.

    12. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When AIG lays off some people, remember this:

      • Bonuses are not required pay. They're rewards for performance.

      That's not entirely true. I don't know how AIG themselves have things set up, but any kind of agreed-upon incentive or bonus structure is typically considered a contractual agreement - and once the conditions of the incentive are reached (be it merit- or performance-based), that actually becomes (at least according to most states) part of the wage/pay that the company is legally obligated to compensate you for.

    13. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These "bonuses" are basically their pay, and are the only reason they are working there. I don't see how it could possibly be the government's right to take the agreed upon pay away from these people.

      It's simple. The company that agreed to pay them that can't afford to pay them that. A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts. The people who obviously do not deserve any pay should consider themselves very lucky that they aren't stripped of every asset they own and then tossed out in the streets. That would be fair and just, but not many people are even suggesting it.

      Once and for all people, these weren't bonuses the way most people think of bonuses. Management didn't decide to reward then, it was pre-agreed upon payment. And it would be horribly immoral for us to take them away from said recipients.

      It would be perfectly moral and justified. Their employer does not have the money to pay them with. What they are paying them with is *my* money. That is fucking immoral. If you run a company into the ground, then you do not deserve anything. If you run a company into the ground and then demand that I be robbed to pay you for doing so, then...well the very idea that you're attempting to frame a moral debate with those thieves and failures as the moral entities doesn't speak well to your sanity or ethics.

    14. Re:today's xkcd by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The cartoon is pointing out that focusing on the bonuses, which is what everything you've heard about AIG for the past couple weeks has focused on, is like focusing on the damage to the Titanic's paint job that the iceberg did.

      This analogy would be apt, if the paint of the titanic were responsible for the accident. This is more like giving bonuses to the people who designed the Titanic, after it has already sunk. Sure, the loss of the Titanic is a bigger loss, but that's not the point. You don't personally reward those responsible for failure, unless you want more failure.

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    15. Re:today's xkcd by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      Yea, I'd heard that before also. It was more a statement about people trying to marginalize $165 million dollars.

      That said, if they're not really bonuses, then don't call them bonuses (the media's fault here). Call them salary (or whatever term they really are). I don't think people would have any issues if AIG said "We're using $165 mil to pay salaries." However, we hear stories about expensive private corporate retreats, expensive office remodels, etc (as examples), which really doesn't help their case that these "bonuses" are mandatory.

      Also, I'm with you against the government telling AIG (or any business) what to do with their money or trying to renege on the loan. However, they can take responsibility for their own actions, and take them into consideration for the future. A lot of people said this type of thing would happen when you give more money to the greedy folks that routed the economy in the first place. Government just ignored them. Think they'll listen now? I doubt it.

    16. Re:today's xkcd by mabhatter654 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are "bonuses" like the Union pensions and health care automakers are required to cut... you know legally and fairly negotiated years ago, right.

      IF it was good enough to demand retired auto workers give up their contracted benefits, (actually worse because the current workers cut off their former union brothers) it's good enough for AIG people making million dollar salaries.. don-cha think?

    17. Re:today's xkcd by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      This is one of the "anti-bail-out" posts that I actually agree with.

      It does set a bad precedent. However, it has to be done to fix the economy.

      Hopefully, after all this is over, we can put the regulations back in place that Regan removed, and add some additional ones to help prevent this from happening again.

    18. Re:today's xkcd by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      3. Personally profit either way.

      #1 and #2 in your comment has little to do with it. #3 is everything.

      Greenspan said as much shortly after he retired... he expected banks and other institutions to make rational decisions in the best interests of the long-term health of themselves, and thus the economy. The decision-makers, though, were ont the banks -- they were employees and executive at the banks, who made decisions based upon their personal gain, not health of their companies.

      The only way to fix this is to tie executive compensation (and liability!) to the desired outcome for the company, and the economy in general.

      Years back, I worked for a well-run company that tied executive bonus to the long-term health of the company -- it was based on fiscal results on a 5-year rolling basis, with eligibility for bonuses coming only after completion of the first five years. This was an incentive for strategy that resulted in moderate growth on a sustainable basis over the long term.

      I'd like to see something similar required in the financial and insurance industries.

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    19. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " but AIG didn't know and they thought these traders were worth keeping."
        I call BS, they were the architects of the whole situation. no matter what we think of their morals or the lack of them, these are highly intelligent individuals who knew exactly what the consequences of their actions were and still dove the situation to the benefit of their own bank accounts

    20. Re:today's xkcd by orthancstone · · Score: 1

      Might want to double check on the employment status of those individuals responsible for the failure. Hint: They don't work for AIG anymore.

    21. Re:today's xkcd by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

      And it would be horribly immoral for us to take them away from said recipients.

      Horribly immoral is an overstatement. Sometimes you don't get what is promised due to unanticipated events.

      Horribly immoral is continuing to write these contracts to incompetents despite knowing just how bad things are going to get very soon. It smacks of the buddy system, not a serious business decision.

      Horribly immoral but legal would be laying off people in order to pay these 'bonuses'.

    22. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody cares. These guys made more in a year than most do in their lifetimes. Big fucking deal they get no money this year, that's the penance for getting caught perpetuating a fucked up, poorly thought-out ponzi scheme.

    23. Re:today's xkcd by russotto · · Score: 1

      It's simple. The company that agreed to pay them that can't afford to pay them that. A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts.

      That would be true if the government was the receiver for the bankrupt AIG. They're not; they kept AIG out of bankruptcy, specifically in order to maintain its obligation to pay certain contracts (the credit default swaps).

    24. Re:today's xkcd by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      These "bonuses" are basically their pay, and are the only reason they are working there. I don't see how it could possibly be the government's right to take the agreed upon pay away from these people.

      Simple. Make AIG file for bankruptcy (or some non-solvency equivalent under new law) and discount the debt owed to these creditors.

      Legally, though, these bonuses are not wages. I haven't seen the wording of the employment contracts, but it is likely they are continuity bonuses... meet minimum performance goals A, B, C over period X, accrue N at intervals during period X to be paid at end of period X (or in period Y). Those performance goals could be as simple as "handle day-to-day activities" or there could be metrics assigned.

      At any rate, though these bonuses are the only reason those people are working there, it is still morally acceptable to me for these people to get shafted. They gained by implementation of policies that screwed the rest of us, surely they can suffer proportionately during the correction?

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    25. Re:today's xkcd by Quothz · · Score: 1

      There's bigger things to worry about right now. This is a silly distraction -- like the whole "earmarks" thing.

      There's bigger things, sure, but that doesn't mean we should ignore the smaller things. Because people get murdered doesn't mean the cops should stop dealing with burglaries.

    26. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah ok; if those guys were stupid enough to work for such low pay, or the possibility thereof (bonuses aside) then they deserve their fate. A bonus is an incentive, something they don't deserve period dot exclamation mark

      AIG is on crack, now its time for them to come down. Anyone associated with them needs to understand Newton's third law of motion and that profit is never a sure thing.

    27. Re:today's xkcd by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I thought the point of XKCD was that we were paying billions to sleep with our daughters.

      We are paying a handsome sum while we adjust the regulations to prevent this from happening. It's a controlled crash of AIG.

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    28. Re:today's xkcd by Jack+Sombra · · Score: 1

      "It's simple. The company that agreed to pay them that can't afford to pay them that. A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts. The people who obviously do not deserve any pay should consider themselves very lucky that they aren't stripped of every asset they own and then tossed out in the streets. That would be fair and just, but not many people are even suggesting it." You have no idea how the real world works. Yes the Gov is still bound by the contracts, same as any new owner of a established company is bound by any pre existing contracts/debts. And regardless of what whatever tactics the gov try to do, especially retro the latest one of retroactive taxation, expect them to lose in court. These guys can afford the best lawyers The main problem with these bonus's is they are not bonus's as the rest of the world (non financial sector) understand them and have not been for years. Like who outside the financial sector gets their "bonus" agreed the year before (if not years before) it is meant to be the bonus for? No one...but in the financial sector they do These "bonus" are just salary in disguise, paid as lump sums at year end. Now why have they been disguising them? That's a whole other can of worms

    29. Re:today's xkcd by theodicey · · Score: 1

      these bonuses are required pay and they were not performance based. Why are people calling them bonuses then?

      Because Wall Street firms categorize them as bonuses so they can claim impermissible tax deductions and cheat the system.

      It's not as bad as you think. It's worse.

    30. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No idea why parent was modded up for this gem:

      A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts.

      Wrong. Contracts aren't voided just because someone takes over the company. In fact, the whole reason for the government bailout was to guarantee all of AIG's contracts with counterparties. Bankruptcy is the way to void contracts.

      And as a matter of law, specifically the recently passed bailout bill that Dodd pretended he didn't know about, there is an "exception for contractually obligated bonuses agreed on before Feb. 11, 2009". Spelled out right there in black and white.

      Complain about morality all you want. You are proposing that we simply ignore the rule of law.

    31. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's reward the hedge fund fucks.
      Otherwise WE will be immoral.
      You've got fucking Stockholm Syndrome.

    32. Re:today's xkcd by qbzzt · · Score: 1

      However, it has to be done to fix the economy.

      Has it worked? Will it work, with any amount of dollars that won't trigger hyperinflation.

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    33. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was mentioning the same thing in regard to our police officers. Instead of punishment for illegal offenses, they're rewarded with promotions, medals, and in some of the more public upsetting cases they're given paid-vacations.

    34. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you consider using perspective and logic? This is about anger and screaming and smashing stuff!

      Getting people angry enough to smash stuff is very difficult. They generally need something to rally around that hits close to home and seems really outrageous. I don't consider this a distraction at all. It might be a very useful flashpoint that changes us all from self-interested sheep into organized sheep who can stomp the wolves into gory throw rugs.

      How many times have you been promised a "bonus" based on performance that never came through because the goalposts were moved or the initial definition of "success" was unattainable? It's happened a few times to me. How many times has your job and ability to pay rent been threatened by a firing, a redundancy, or an outsourcing... even when you were doing great work and didn't deserve the treatment you got?

      Average workers are keenly aware that what happens to them doesn't necessarily happen to the guys at the top. The guys at the top get bonuses for breathing and don't wake up one day to find their job is overseas or simply gone.

      While these "bonuses" being paid to AIG folks are more literally "contractually mandated money falling from the sky", most folks are dimly aware that *they* don't just get handed enough to fill their retirement account regardless of how well they do their job. They wonder why on earth people who are making more money than they will make in their entire lives need even more. They realize that this money comes out of a shared pool, and that this money is therefore not going to the workers. The workers are running hard, getting unreachable carrots dangled in front of them while being chased by the threat of job loss. They're being sadistically manipulated by management so that management can make the big bucks and they know it.

      So why *not* fixate on stupid crap like this? If you want the public to teach a lesson to those who have gotten too big for their britches, you have to get them mad about something.

    35. Re:today's xkcd by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      Of course, dumping stock options on everyone from new hires to CEOs was meant to tie company health to compensation in exactly that way. Instead, it created a generation of executives who day-trade on the fortunes of their own companies, trying to goose a little tick out of the company stock so they can pull the trigger on an options sale and generate a massive payout. Tying executive pay to a running longer range performance metric is a better idea, but in a sense it just pushes the horizon out a little farther; Congress has a horizon of two to six years or so (depending on which house and which state their in), but it hasn't produced any great commitment to real long term financial or political health in our government.

      In a sense, a reversal of sort would be in the long-term interest of many companies. Tell a CEO: "Look, you can run us into the ground or make us the kings of Wall Street, but your compensation isn't going to exceed x% of the companies year-to-year growth." It would create an incentive for slow, steady expansion rather than big, flashy moves that send stock prices up. Unfortunately, there are too few long-term shareholders that would endorse such a scheme; most of them are, just like today's execs, just looking to tick the stock price up enough to make a nice return (and often a nice commission, since they're brokers and fund managers) when they trigger a sell.

      Jared Diamond got one thing right in the book Collapse; if you want to meaningfully alter the behavior of corporations and the markets they move in, you have to change the laws relating to a corporations duties to its shareholders. Right now, there is nearly zero incentive for responsible, long-term behavior, while short-term shenanigans are heavily incentivized. Any wonder that this is what we ended up with?

    36. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a bit out of my realm here, but the problem seems to be that we bailed them out at all.

      If the Government wanted to basically buy them, and also prevent massive bonuses. Then they should have bought them in bankruptcy court. Not just given them money to continue business as (loose)ual.

      If you're bankrupt, I'm sure there lots of ways out of contract bonuses, salaries etc.

      However, we just handed them billions of dollars, avoiding that whole messy cut costs, jobs, salaries, bonuses problem.

      The fuck-ups get to keep their jobs, money, and we are obligated to pay for it.

      The root cause is we didn't let nature takes its course here. Next time let them start to DIE, and only AFTER most the contracts are negated in court, do we buy them and raise them from the ashes.

      It's not like their stock price is worth a shit compared to their former glory. Hell it may be better if they had gone through massive forced cuts. At least then they would be lean and mean!

    37. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, Brother. I can't believe there's apologists out there defending these assholes. They ran the company into the ground, and should by all rights be out of jobs, but the government stepped in, gave them OUR tax dollars, and now they're complaining about taxation on what they received ABOVE $250k. Boo-fucking-hoo.

      I think they should be thanking their lucky stars that they haven't been hauled out into the streets and strung up yet.

    38. Re:today's xkcd by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      Worked during the Great Depression. Thats the only good data point we have.

      However, the great increase in tax cuts pushed in by the Republicans, as opposed to higher infrastructure dollars, makes the stimulus less stimulating that the great depression example.

      local.gov/crsinfo has some good stats on how a dollar of tax cuts versus a dollar of infrastructure actually effects the GDP.

    39. Re:today's xkcd by qbzzt · · Score: 1

      Worked during the Great Depression. Thats the only good data point we have.

      No, it hasn't. The Great Depression got that name because in 1941, when Pearl Harbor was attacked, the US was still in a depression.

      There were plenty of depressions earlier, and they usually didn't last as long.

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    40. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it would be horribly immoral for us to take them away from said recipients.

      You know, some things just aren't "immoral" till the right set of circumstances arise. You may have an objective view of morality, but myself, being a human being in a fluid and changing world find that subjective or at least adaptive morality suits things MUCH better.

    41. Re:today's xkcd by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      This issue is that we are rewarding the people in power for fucking us over. What we need to get the bad guys out and provide proper incentives for a new team to replace them.

      However... you need to come up with a way to make them responsible / punish them WITHOUT giving up the rule of law.

      If you agree on some probably just but illegal punishment, you're only legitimizing the government when they want to deal some illegal punishment to someone else you don't think is justly punished (say, Guantanamo)... or even YOU.

      Sadly, you'll just have to try for reform, so this doesn't happen again. Something different and unjust will happen someday in the future, but at least make the "bad guys" have to work at finding a creative way to screw you over, and gain some time in the process until they find the loopholes.

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    42. Re:today's xkcd by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      It's simple. The company that agreed to pay them that can't afford to pay them that. A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts.

      Ahh... but the government DIDN'T let the company go bankrupt and those contracts nullified (bah they probably wouldn't be even them, IANAL).

      They (your representatives?) chose to bail it out, so OTHER contracts (the ones that apparently keep the economy afloat or some such) don't go belly-up. Why would the contracts you want be upheld, but the ones you think are "unjust" (and probably ARE) wouldn't?

      That's applying some twisted logic and going against the rule of law, setting a very bad precedent.

      You don't want your government choosing whether your whatever agreed remuneration is "just" or not, do you?

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    43. Re:today's xkcd by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      It isn't a political comic. I think you miss the point of XKCD. It is to make people smile or even laugh, not to make a difference in the financial markets.

    44. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It's simple. The company that agreed to pay them that can't afford
      > to pay them that. A new entity (the government) came in which is
      > not bound by those contracts.

      Idiot. If you owe me $5 but are broke, and your mommy gives you $10,
      then you can now afford to give me $5.

    45. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > It would be perfectly moral and justified. Their
      > employer does not have the money to pay them
      > with. What they are paying them with is *my* money.

      Haha - that's right, sucker, why did you give them your money?

      Idiot.

    46. Re:today's xkcd by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Management didn't decide to reward then, it was pre-agreed upon payment. And it would be horribly immoral for us to take them away from said recipients.

      I'm a director of a business, suppose I decide now - with the other managers - that we should all get bonuses^H pay packets of 200Million USD for the next year (which will be a nice change from below minimum wage). Then, suprise-suprise, the company folds even though we invested all our money on a bet that last year poor people would make more on average than rich people; wow didn't imagine that wouldn't pay out.

      So the company has no money to pay us, it's insolvent, we screwed it up and are basically imminently jobless ... you think we should get government aid because we had an agreement with the company?

      Basically the top guys in all the banks know they've royally "messed up" and no longer can use the previous methods to skim off the best of the economy so they're rallying one last effort to paddle off with the gold before they finally scupper the entire economy of the industrialised nations. What're the governments doing? Standing on the boat handing them the gold.

      It's the overpopulation that's going to screw us all as the once rich nations that can no longer feed themselves fall flat on their faces.

      But I give that a couple of years yet.

    47. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company that agreed to pay them that can't afford to pay them that.

      The company has payment liability of $165m, and has just recieved a cash injection of $170,000m. They can afford to pay, and paying your staff for work that they've already done at the pre-agreed rate is the first priority for expenditure. If they don't have the cash, they can sell some assets.

      A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts.

      Becoming 80% owner of a corporation does not suddenly mean that you're no longer obliged to pay the staff for time already worked. Nor does it get you out of any other contracts. What makes you think that being the government is any different?

      That would be fair and just, but not many people are even suggesting it.

      Few people are suggesting it because it wouldn't be fair or just. You turn up, you work, you get paid. If you do badly, you get sacked. Can you imagine the chaos if companies were free to demand that employees gave back pay recieved if their work didn't perform as planned? 'Oh, you've already spent it? better sell your house then'. It wouldn't even be like if you'd been sacked - if your employer demanded all the money they'd paid you for the last 12 months back you'd come out with $0 of income - if they'd sacked you at the beginning of the 12 months you would at least have been able to work elsewhere. You have instead done 12 months of voluntary work having gone into it in the belief that it was infact paid.

      It would be perfectly moral and justified. Their employer does not have the money to pay them with.

      As I have discussed above, that is both factually and philosophically incorrect.

      What they are paying them with is *my* money. That is fucking immoral.

      Your money gets spent on all sorts of things that you probably don't agree with all the time. Is every one of those immoral?
      Trying to wriggle out of a contract to pay staff for time already worked, or worse, trying to reach into their wallets and take the money back away from them after it's been paid, just to give a few vindictive people like you the chance to gloat is immoral.

    48. Re:today's xkcd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your correct AIG couldn't afford to pay for them pre-bailout, the method in which the government decided to intervene left AIG legally bound to pay the "bonuses". Since AIG now has the money to pay (our money), they did so as the contract required, otherwise they open themselves to lawsuits from the employees, lawsuits the employees would likely win. If you give a company money, they must pay their debts and obligations. The only way AIG could get out of this is if the bailout package made it illegal to do so. Of course the fact that they pushed for this allowance should make people mad, but the fact is, congress let them do this when they didn't make it illegal. Of course, I think the government should have just taken 100% ownership or just let them flop. It's quite obvious that AIG has not been humbled by this experience and that some top executives need to have some sense beaten into them.

    49. Re:today's xkcd by BlatOdea · · Score: 1

      FINALLY, a chance to use my green foam HULK SMASH! novelty gloves!

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    50. Re:today's xkcd by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      This issue is that we are rewarding the people in power for fucking us over.

      Where do you think the other 99.9% of the bailout is doing???

      Hint, they are going into the pockets of the assholes that fucked you over, covering their loses for being idiots, in the futile hope that the scam-artists will spend their ill-gotten gains in the US economy (trickle-down theory). The bonuses just like any other parts of the bailout go to undeserving people in the hope that they will spend it and help the economy. There is no difference between the bonuses and any other parts of the bailout, you have just catch a tiny glimpse of where your money is actually going. Stop worrying about the stupid 165million, and start worrying about the several hundred billions. This is what the comic is trying to show you: You are completely missing perspective.

    51. Re:today's xkcd by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      What did AIG to do fuck us over, again? If we let them fail, it would have nothing to do with us.

      Oh, you say they're "too big to fail". Well WE approve mergers and acquisitions, so how do you blame AIG?

      If these guys are idiots, they should be out of business. If we decide to invest in them and then complain about the results, WE ARE THE IDIOTS.

    52. Re:today's xkcd by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > $165 million dollars could keep 2200 people employed for a year

      How come everyone complains when a PHB thinks every worker is replaceable and equivalent, but also complains when a PHB realizes that every worker is NOT replaceable and equivalent?

      These are not fucking replacement parts. These people WERE the various businesses of AIG that the government (aka we) ordered them to sell off. If these employees leave, there is NOTHING to sell off, and we do not get our $800,000m back.

    53. Re:today's xkcd by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      > It would be perfectly moral and justified. Their employer does not have
      > the money to pay them with. What they are paying them with is *my* money.
      > That is fucking immoral.

      Hey, idiot. You gave them the money.

      Either they know how to run a business and should continue to exist, or they shouldn't.

      If the former, leave them the fuck alone. If the latter, stop giving them taxpayer money.

      Actually, in either case, stop giving them taxpayer money.

    54. Re:today's xkcd by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Sorry, can you point me to the link explaining how the government is retroactively taking money from union workers for services already rendered?

    55. Re:today's xkcd by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      because those retired union folk signed on under a certain set of terms and worked for 30 years. Their retirement and health insurance (the biggest items on the chopping block) is just as valid as the people that worked for AIG but still expect their bonuses.

      GM is asking people that worked their 30 years to take a "pay cut" because GM can't make good. Along the same line, why should AIG continue to pay bonuses to people that don't work there, as they won't contribute anymore and they nearly went bankrupt for a whole lot worse than GM did?

  5. This is Completely PROPER!! by kwandar · · Score: 4, Funny

    What as stupid article!!

    The US government, although the largest shareholder is not the ONLY shareholder. Minority shareholders have rights and a successful lawsuit benefits them too.

    I wish people would give their heads a shake!

    1. Re:This is Completely PROPER!! by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Since the only reason these minority shareholders even hold stock right now that isn't simply fancy-looking toilet paper is because of the Government's involvement. I'd say to the minority shareholders "You have 35 seconds to stop this lawsuit or we're going to let you lose your miserable little shirts."

      As it is, I think the more we understand about AIG's role in the collapse, the more I'm thinking that it should simply be dismembered.

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    2. Re:This is Completely PROPER!! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      They could still pass it to a vote amongst the shareholders and being that the US now holds something like 75% of the votes, could vote against the lawsuit and kill this before it starts.

    3. Re:This is Completely PROPER!! by haggus71 · · Score: 1

      I wish you would take your own advice. What part of "government owned" isn't getting through your head? Ideas like yours and the arrogant actions of AIG are why people are so enraged as to call for these guys to be "strung up by piano wire". Obviously, you are living in a nice enough cocoon to act like a lawyer regarding this subject. As far as being "not the only shareholder", as said by MightyMartian, the only reason their stocks aren't worth about as much as Confederate dollars is through the investment of the majority owner...US! It's like these idiots don't want government control, yet are arrogant and egotistic enough to force the government's hand. Don't forget: all the government has to say to do something to these megalomaniacs is say, "In the public interest..." and you can shove that lawsuit where the sun don't shine!

    4. Re:This is Completely PROPER!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US government, although the largest shareholder is not the ONLY shareholder. Minority shareholders have rights and a successful lawsuit benefits them too.

      Unless the past 30 years of business-friendly legislation has neutered the power of shareholder lawsuits, whatever is left of AIG is going to get forked over really hard for giving out that kind of bonus in a year when their stocks went skydiving without a parachute.

    5. Re:This is Completely PROPER!! by sorak · · Score: 1

      As it is, I think the more we understand about AIG's role in the collapse, the more I'm thinking that it should simply be dismembered.

      The company or the people?

  6. WTF by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Are these guys intentionally trying to force Congress to shut them down? Too much more of this, and economy or no economy, lawmakers are just going to say "Fuck you, die die die" and let the international banking system take a nosedive.

    I have been (somewhat) onside for giving Wall Street a helping hand, but between the sheer incompetence of the Democrats and the sense of entitlement of these guys, I think it's time to say "Screw it", let them all sink, and then rebuild it properly, with laws requiring all bonuses be voted on by shareholders, all executives and managers be forced to convert their stock to non-voting, requiring complete replacement of any company's board and senior executives the second they take a single penny of taxpayer money, and putting their legal departments under direct Treasury control.

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    1. Re:WTF by Duradin · · Score: 1

      Look at it from the corporate side. Corporations exist for the quick buck. Free money from the government is the ultimate quick buck. Now that the government has sunk so much money into AIG the government has acquired a case of sunk costs syndrome. They will not let AIG go now, no matter the cost. A cost which AIG itself can manipulate. So what's the only route a responsible corporation can take to fulfill its lawful duty to act only in the interest of proift? Soak the government for every penny it can.

    2. Re:WTF by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Get over your Dem hatred, the "bonuses" were part of the deal Bush set up last year when the financial fallout was starting"

      Hint: Bush did not give them the money, Congress did.

      And Congress is and was controlled by... Democrats.

      Most of the people I saw opposing the bailouts were Republicans: the Democrats in Congress were more than eager to hand over any amount of money so they could avoid taking the blame for pushing big financial companies into bankruptcy.

      No matter what Bush wanted, the bailout would not have happened with Democrat votes.

    3. Re:WTF by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Look at it from the corporate side. Corporations exist for the quick buck. Free money from the government is the ultimate quick buck. Now that the government has sunk so much money into AIG the government has acquired a case of sunk costs syndrome. They will not let AIG go now, no matter the cost. A cost which AIG itself can manipulate. So what's the only route a responsible corporation can take to fulfill its lawful duty to act only in the interest of proift? Soak the government for every penny it can.

      One problem with this logic: The government is now the majority shareholder and can fire all the AIG executives.

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    4. Re:WTF by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Sorry but I find that more than a bit specious. For starters, these are supposed to be PERFORMANCE BASED BONUSES. Last I checked, things have been tanking. So what, you're going to sit here and have the audacity to tell me that AIG is still paying performance based bonuses from 2007? Really? I'm supposed to take that at face value?

      Also, last I checked, the former CEO of AIG is out in the papers denying responsibility. So someone is lying, and frankly AIG has no credibility. Fuck these people. They think they're the golden ticket who can't be sunk and abusing the American taxpayer because of it. Time for them to go down and the rest of us to deal with the consequences.

    5. Re:WTF by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "For starters, these are supposed to be PERFORMANCE BASED BONUSES. Last I checked, things have been tanking"

      Yeah, but look at it this way: these people got the company hundreds of billions of dollars of taxpayers' money; that sounds like freaking good PERFORMANCE to me.

    6. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the sheer incompetence of the Democrats

      fyi. If you repeat a lie it will only becomes the truth to fucking morons but it still pisses off those of use that know the truth. Bush's cocksuckers gave the money away.

    7. Re:WTF by chill · · Score: 1

      These guys have nothing on the auto industry, or did you miss the article in Time on Wednesday? Let me quote:

      The wooden but plucky CEO of GM, Rick Wagoner, told the press that if his company is allowed to go into Chapter 11, it will end up being a simple liquidation. GM will be torn into pieces and sold off as scrap.

      The title of the article is "General Motors Checkmates Obama in Two Moves".

      Time for CTRL-ALT-DEL and restart it all.

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    8. Re:WTF by sorak · · Score: 1

      with laws requiring all bonuses be voted on by shareholders,

      What I want to know is, when did bonuses become mandatory? That's not a bonus. It's an obligation.

      I have been working in IT for three years now, and I got a $25 bonus two years ago, and a $50 bonus this year. (Three years ago, I got a free duffel bag, because I wasn't full time yet).

      Maybe, five years ago, the bonuses would have been higher, but the 165 million is being handed out right now.

    9. Re:WTF by randyest · · Score: 1

      Are these guys intentionally trying to force Congress to shut them down? Too much more of this, and economy or no economy, lawmakers are just going to say "Fuck you, die die die" and let the international banking system take a nosedive.

      No they won't. Obama and most of congress are beholden to AIG for all those huge compaign contributions they gave. This is payback. Obama/Dodd/Pelosi et. al. are just feigning outrage. They did it all on purpose, and got caught lying about it (See: Chris Dodd) but somehow the honeymoon is still so lovely that the media is giving them a pass and we're all pretending the bad guys are AIG instead of the lying thieving scum we elected.

      And to think I, as with many of you, thought "it can't be any worse than Bush" as we cast our vote...

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    10. Re:WTF by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

      Hint: Bush did not give them the money, Congress did.

      That's a bit disingenuous. Congress allocated the money, but Bernanke distributed it.

      Congress was absolutely foolish to trust that the money would be distributed properly. They deserve the blame and scorn for writing a blank check to an untrustworthy administration.

    11. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over yourselves; both Democrats and Republicans are responsible for allowing our economy to develop into the clusterfuck it is today.

    12. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush SIGNED the fucking thing. That's the way the federal branch works. Congress votes, gives that thing to the President, the President then signs it, and poof, it's legally binding.

      Bush is just as responsible for this shit as the Democrats are.

    13. Re:WTF by russotto · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is, when did bonuses become mandatory? That's not a bonus. It's an obligation.

      Bonuses are often mandatory. They just aren't unconditional. If I'm a salesman and my contract states I'll be paid $30,000/year, plus 10% commission, plus an extra $5,000 if I sell more than $100,000 in a quarter, that $5,000 is a bonus -- but it's still mandatory, in that if I sold the $100,000 the company is required to pay it.

    14. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at least the republicans were good enough to let Bush start a couple of wars and waste over a 600 billion dollars for terrorism.

      Guess both parties suck balls. Maybe we should ditch both and think more independently.

      All because some douche bags allegedly held up some planes with box cutters. FOR SHAME PEOPLE, FOR FREAKING SHAME.

    15. Re:WTF by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Bonuses may be mandatory, but that any firm should sign contracts with executives and managers, some of which are directly responsible for the nose dive the company takes, is ludicrous. But so far as I'm concerned, the minute one penny of taxpayer money enters the picture, those contracts should be shredded. I still think the better move would have been not only to shred contracts, but to fire the board, top-level executives and managers.

      I understand why the Treasury tossed this little grenade into the rescue package. It's the standard "All the talent will run for the hills." But that's bullshit, because "all the talent" is all those incompetent, dishonest, greedy pieces of garbage that basically created the situation.

      The system needs major reforms, and the first is that to pass a law forcing all bonuses (performance or otherwise) to a shareholder vote, force all board members and executives to make their shares non-voting. In short, prevent the sort of outrageous back-scratching that has lead to the bizarre and repugnant scene where the very villains who created this mess at AIG get bonuses. Let's remember here, that it isn't just AIG, this sort of behavior has been going on for some time.

      But just to make sure that no one pulls the scam again, make sure every single last line item on an executive's remuneration is voted on, make it a law, and any attempt to get past that will lead to massive fines and criminal charges for the individuals involved. Treat anything not voted on by the shareholders as fraud, pure and simple.

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    16. Re:WTF by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Hint: Bush wanted it to hapen as well.

      He didn't do the two things he cuold of done.

      Veto it. The depends on how close the vote was. If it passed with an overwhelimg majority the first time, his Vetoing it probably would not have mattered.

      Or, negociate a better deal.
      I think it was the smarttest thing Bush did.

        "We're in the midst of a serious financial crisis, and the federal government is responding with decisive actions," Bush said in a televised address Wednesday night from the White House.

      Bush pointed out that the collapse of several major lenders was rooted in the subprime mortgage market that thrived over the past decade.

      He said passage of the $700 billion bailout proposal was needed to restore confidence in the market.
      from http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/24/bush.bailout/index.html:

      "I'm a strong believer in free enterprise, so my natural instinct is to oppose government intervention," he said. But "these are not normal circumstances. The market is not functioning properly. There has been a widespread loss of confidence.

      "Without immediate action by Congress, America can slip into a major panic."

      Other then some people grandstanding for political reasons, both sides know that something must be done.

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    17. Re:WTF by theodicey · · Score: 1

      Bush's Treasury and Fed were going to start throwing money around with or without the Democrats' involvement. Paulson and Bernanke were that panicked.

      The bailout was bum rushed like the Afghan war. Technically, Congress could have stopped it if they wanted to. Practically, it happened so fast that the only people calling shots were in the Executive branch.

    18. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people confuse democrat and republican. But that's understandable considering they are the exact same thing.

    19. Re:WTF by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

      Hint: Bush did not give them the money, Congress did.
      And Congress is and was controlled by... Democrats.

      The way I remember it there were two bailouts. The first one occurred with Bush, the second with Obama. The first one went through congress with enormous support from Republicans and mild support from Democrats (only because Obama urged them to support it). The second one went through congress with enormous support from Democrats and strong opposition from Republicans.

      The fact is Democrats and Republicans are both hypocrites and they have both earned plenty of scorn.

    20. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem with this logic: The government is now the majority shareholder and can fire all the AIG executives.

      One problem with this logic: Our government is too incompetent to actually do this.

    21. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government is now the majority shareholder and can fire all the AIG executives.

      I guess you've never heard of a golden parachute.

  7. In other news... by nonregistered · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tru-Value states there has been a run on pitchforks.

    1. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also fenceposts, cloth, and kerosene.

    2. Re:In other news... by Sabathius · · Score: 1

      In a similar story Tiki states they've had a run on torches.

  8. Half-way measures by oldhack · · Score: 1

    I'm not in finance, but this half-ass measure of injecting money into AIG seems, well, half-assed. We should either have let it fall, or nationalize it outright and sell it off piece-meal (or whole). Grab a (semi)patriotic Gordon Gecko and put him to work - we don't lack Gordon Geckos, do we?

    Maybe?

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    1. Re:Half-way measures by Narpak · · Score: 1

      I say to either let them die outright, or nationalize it for a period to reorganize the company; then sell it back to the private sector. Perhaps keep a large minority share until the company is firmly under rational control (if that is possible).

    2. Re:Half-way measures by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Dude, like, that's what I said. You from the redundancy dept I keep hearing about around here?

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  9. Great Article by EllisDees · · Score: 5, Informative

    There was a great article in Rolling Stone today that lays out exactly what has happened at AIG in terms most people can understand. It makes my blood boil!

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    1. Re:Great Article by Trifthen · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'd moderate this up, but it's already +5. So I'll just concur. The article is indeed excellent, and even if it's only half true, I don't even know where to begin on the implications. I'd say it's bad enough that the only way to crawl out would be to immediately disband the guilty corporations, disperse their assets to smaller community banks, declare the FED illegal and oust it, all while restarting the dollar from scratch.

      Of course, doing that would instantly render so many worldwide investments worthless... :(

      To make a stretched analogy: one of our applications (The FED, AIG, related) went rogue (no oversight infinite lending), and it consumed all available resources until the entire system crashed. So, our economy is going to need a reboot and a better sandbox. Unfortunately that will never happen with the amount of lobbyists and special interest groups obscuring or further manipulating the situation.

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    2. Re:Great Article by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Funny

      From the article you linked...

      "These people need their trips to Baja, their spa treatments, their hand jobs," says an official involved in the AIG bailout,...

      Wait... what was that? That must be a misquote or something...

      ..., a serious look on his face, apparently not even half-kidding. "They don't function well without them."

      I guess not.

    3. Re:Great Article by afabbro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you took away the over-amped adjectives, that article would be about 30 words long. How can you take someone seriously who refers to people as "bald-headed Frankensteinian goon"? Then again, what do you really expect from Rolling Stone...

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    4. Re:Great Article by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If by great, you mean horrible, then yes.

      It's nothing but a piece pandering to their demographic, and it doesn't even attempt to hide it.

      I'll continue to get economic information from people who actually know this level of economic. No not people selling stuff.

      Are you really curious? take an economic professor to a nice lunch and discuss it.

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    5. Re:Great Article by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      How can you take someone seriously..

      Depends whether or not the person referred to is actually a bald-headed Frankensteinian goon.

      Granted that was a gratuitous non-politically-correct insult, but the way to discredit the article is to show inaccuracies in the content. The "amperage" of the adjectives doesn't disprove the accuracy of the nouns and verbs.

    6. Re:Great Article by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      If we had declared the Fed illegal, then September 15th would have been the last day you would have withdrawn from your savings account.

    7. Re:Great Article by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Do they function well with them?

  10. Hubris by javacowboy · · Score: 1

    First the bonus payments and now this. Do these people think that taxpayer money grows on trees?

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    1. Re:Hubris by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they do. Money is green; trees are green. Money is printed on paper, paper is a byproduct of wood, wood comes from trees; ergo money grows on trees. Plus the feds ship forests of this stuff to them, and they didn't have to work for it.

    2. Re:Hubris by maxume · · Score: 1

      Increasingly, yes. Of course, it really grows on cotton and flax plants.

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    3. Re:Hubris by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      Replace "trees" with some inhuman word like "constituents", or "population", or just ignore the human aspect entirely, and refer to it only in legalese.

      Kinda like (many, but not all) in the military, they aren't humans, with families, hopes, dreams, etc., they are targets, the opposition, the enemy.

      The "constituents" of this country, will continue to "reproduce", and eventually they flower, open of their pocketbooks and let the bureaucrabees pollinate.

    4. Re:Hubris by roblarky · · Score: 1

      Psst.. money is made of linen and cotton.

    5. Re:Hubris by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Yeah but in the USA money is 75% cotton and 25% linen.

    6. Re:Hubris by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Do these people think that taxpayer money grows on trees?

      Of course not, it's created by fiat.

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  11. WTF indeed by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    no good deed goes unpunished....or in this case, no bad deed isn't followed by more bad deeds.

    I wonder if it's a bit too late to do a "stop payment" on that 200 billion dollar check...(not to say that the majority of the big banks can afford even that).

  12. Garbage in garbage out by nroets · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The income tax system has become so complex with so many loop holes the not even the Treasury Secretary could master it. The problem of tax loss selling in particular is set to explode. Time to replace it with something much simpler like Fair Tax.

    1. Re:Garbage in garbage out by geekoid · · Score: 1

      fair Tax is not fair, or practical.
      And the Tax code is easier to understand today then it was 25 years ago.
      A lot easier.

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    2. Re:Garbage in garbage out by spartacus_prime · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I think a 23% federal sales tax (on top of whatever the state charges) would have the effect of deterring people from buying things.

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  13. AIG has mastered BAD press by olddotter · · Score: 1

    AID has mastered bad press. If it were really true that "no press is bad press" then they have gotten a bargain. No way they could buy this coverage for a few $100 Million. All I have heard this week is AIG this and AIG that.

    Sad thing is I think this is one time when bad press is REALLY bad.

  14. I cannot believe the hubris... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    If there has ever been a time for a corporate death penalty, it's right the fuck now.

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    1. Re:I cannot believe the hubris... by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

      No, it was when they failed. Our politicians poured money into a coffin.

    2. Re:I cannot believe the hubris... by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 4, Funny

      If there has ever been a time for a corporate death penalty, it's right the fuck now.

      Or, at the very least, a televised kick in the balls.

      We could make it a game show, with a national lottery at dollar a ticket for the chance to be the one doing the kicking. Ad pricing could start at Super Bowl levels for the first episode, and double for each subsequent show. The money from the lottery and ad buys could be used to buy up the toxic assets, or buy out the predatory mortgages and relocate the victims into something actually affordable (in Florida).

      It'd be a multi-win scenario. The public would get to vent its anger, the CEO's would learn a sharp, public and valuable lesson, and the corporate glass ceiling would be shattered as a host of women get sudden promotions to positions of power.

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    3. Re:I cannot believe the hubris... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Or, at the very least, a televised kick in the balls.

      We could make it a game show, with a national lottery at dollar a ticket for the chance to be the one doing the kicking. Ad pricing could start at Super Bowl levels for the first episode, and double for each subsequent show. The money from the lottery and ad buys could be used to buy up the toxic assets, or buy out the predatory mortgages and relocate the victims into something actually affordable (in Florida).

      It'd be a multi-win scenario. The public would get to vent its anger, the CEO's would learn a sharp, public and valuable lesson, and the corporate glass ceiling would be shattered as a host of women get sudden promotions to positions of power.

      I believe you misspelled "pubic".

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    4. Re:I cannot believe the hubris... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't want to leave it to chance, I would want a kicking contest. Rig up a forcemeter to a punching bag, have a bunch of runners/cyclists/gymnasts/petulant teenagers/rowers/people-with-strong-legs compete to see who has the hardest kick, winner gets all.

  15. Like Rolling Stone is honest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are as politically biased as anyone.

    What's happening now is that AIG is basically a way for the USA to shovel money into foreign banks.

    1. Re:Like Rolling Stone is honest... by Xtravar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sometimes bias is better than trying to be objective about something completely ridiculous. Call a spade a spade and get it over with.

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    2. Re:Like Rolling Stone is honest... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

      Or worse yet acting like your unbiased even thou everything you do has a clear slant to it.

      Much like, and I know I know low hanging fruit here, Fox News's slogan "Fair and Balanced".

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  16. New rule by edivad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We should set a new rule. When a company asks for .gov money to be bailed out, the top 5 layers of the company should be fired. No exceptions.

    This is just beyond belief.

    1. Re:New rule by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Or how about just no bailouts and let dying companies die?

    2. Re:New rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is beyond stupid.

      First of all, corporations are not like ogres. They don't have layers.

      Secondly, if you fire the top members of management, a company will fail. If you give taxpayer money to a company and then require it fail, you are certain to have massive lawsuits. Why one earth would you have taxpayers pay to set up a company to fail and then have taxpayers pay to get sued for it?

      Are you trolling or just stupid?

    3. Re:New rule by tmmagee · · Score: 1

      I agree. When the government bails a company out, it shouldn't be a joyride. It should be more like when the cleaner is called in during a bad gangster movie. The situation is fixed, but everyone involved in making it a situation in the first place is eliminated.

    4. Re:New rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should set a new rule. When a company gets .gov money to be bailed out, the top 5 layers of the company should be SET ON FIRE. No exceptions.
       

      Fixed that for ya. If we could get it televised on pay-per-view, we might actually be able to recoup some of the losses??

    5. Re:New rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Secondly, if you fire the top members of management, a company will fail.

      You fucking MORON! The "top members of management" in cases like this are GODDAMN CRIMINALS that need to be EXECUTED for treason and crimes against humanity, not valuable company assets. If a company has its hand in the corporate welfare jar, it has ALREADY FAILED! We don't need to "save" dead companies, we need the blood of these scumbag criminals running in the streets.

    6. Re:New rule by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That a great way to get the Janitor promoted to CEO, for an hour.

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    7. Re:New rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We should set a new rule. When a company asks for .gov money to be bailed out, the top 5 layers of the company should be fired. No exceptions.

      This is just beyond belief."

      uuhhh, yeah, then what company would ever ask for help before it's too late?

    8. Re:New rule by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Great call, genius. And what do you think will happen to the value of the company when all management is ejected?

      What is the point of bailing out a company at the cost of $800,000million just to destroy the company's value?

      This is exactly why the public has absolutely no business telling businesses how to operate. (Coincidentally, it's also why the majority of businesses FAIL, because the skills necessary to be a businessowner are not as common as we Americans would love to believe.)

  17. Why is this on slashdot? by DamienRBlack · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It shouldn't be. I was just thinking earlier that I was glad that media storms like AIG blow over slashdot, and I can get different news here then the stuff everyone else is talking about.

    This has absolutely nothing to do with tech or nerdiness, and in the grand scheme of things, it isn't that important. I can see no redeeming value, and I hope in the future that /. manages to avoid being run over by "big" stories like this.

    1. Re:Why is this on slashdot? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      It's sad that you're getting karma burned for saying something completely true. /. needs to be here for the things that the major news agencies aren't covering to death.

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  18. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    But really, how does this fit in even if you squint? A tax dispute between AIG and the US government, tangled up with a financial bailout package. A mess, sure, but not an even-slightly-tech-related one.

    Say that as you're getting your pink slip.

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  19. Physics problem by maxume · · Score: 1

    Really, this all boils down to a physics problem. If we could see what would have actually happened had AIG been allowed to fail, we could either just let them fail, or point out how horribly terrible that world would be. As it is, we get to experience all this fun.

    The real fun begins when someone makes a clear statement of where the billions went. As it is, AIG benefits from attention getting focused on a million here and a million there (it doesn't make the millions any less galling, but damn it, they are tiny problems compared to the rest of the money involved).

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  20. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by compro01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's Stuff That Matters. I would presume that most of the people here to pay taxes, so I would presume they have a vested interest.

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  21. Can't They Stop The Lawsuit? by The+Faywood+Assassin · · Score: 1

    If the government is the majority shareholder, can't they vote to stop the lawsuit?

    It sounds as if the government is suing itself!

    Beny

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    1. Re:Can't They Stop The Lawsuit? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      The government's shares of AIG are non-voting, to assuage fears of nationalization.

  22. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News for nerds. Stuff that matters.

  23. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by Narpak · · Score: 1

    Slashdot have a relatively behaved and intelligent average poster (at least compared to most other public forums); and this is a subject of great personal interest. Further more the forum structure maintained by Slashdot is good at ensuring the debate not get filled with rubbish (much). So all in all I say I find these types of "non-tech" news refreshing and stimulating. :)

  24. ROMAN JUSTICE by noshellswill · · Score: 0

    Enough ... more than enough. The viperous "financial" industry needs an example. Time to apply ROMAN JUSTICE to AIG management and BOD . 0) strip them bare of all property 1) flog them 'round-the-street 3) decimate those surviving 3) sell wives and daughters to Saudi whorehouses Thus done, it will take another 50-y for a new crop of vipers to mature.

    1. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enough ... more than enough. The viperous "financial" industry needs an example. Time to apply ROMAN JUSTICE to AIG management and BOD .

      0) strip them bare of all property
      1) flog them 'round-the-street
      3) decimate those surviving
      3) sell wives and daughters to Saudi whorehouses

      Thus done, it will take another 50-y for a new crop of vipers to mature.

      I'm so with you, Caesar!

      -Brutus

    2. Re:ROMAN JUSTICE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0) strip them bare of all property
      1) flog them 'round-the-street
      2) ???
      3) decimate those surviving
      3.5) sell wives and daughters to Saudi whorehouses
      4) Profit!!!!!!

  25. Re:dismemberment by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's essentially what is happening. The holders of AIGs debts are the real beneficiaries of the bailout. Instead of bankruptcy where they would fight for the scraps of the carcass, they are receiving 100% payoffs, some from the bailout dollars, and some from the ongoing liquidation of AIG assets.

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  26. but that's everything by Trepidity · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Perhaps we should discuss rising income inequality in the US? Or the wars in Darfur? Lots of stuff is worth discussing, but I think having some focus on forums tends to make them a bit better.

  27. Not AIG's fault by vijayiyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't blame AIG for trying to get their tax money back (perhaps the only money here that is rightfully theirs), or for paying their employees what is contractually due to them. Blame our politicians for bailing them out instead of allowing their failure.

    1. Re:Not AIG's fault by hattig · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If they had failed, a dozen other companies would have risen to offer the same services, but in competition with each other. There would have been a short period of pain - the birds that nest in the tree would have been put out, the apes that ate its fruit would have to look elsewhere, etc, but it would have been okay.

      Sometimes the old trees in the forest get rotten and need to fall, so that the new saplings can flourish.

      Hey, at least it's not a car analogy.

    2. Re:Not AIG's fault by rastilin · · Score: 1

      If they had failed, a dozen other companies would have risen to offer the same services, but in competition with each other. There would have been a short period of pain - the birds that nest in the tree would have been put out, the apes that ate its fruit would have to look elsewhere, etc, but it would have been okay.

      Eventually yes, but since these guys basically underwrite much of the large scale transportation and manufacturing going on in the world; their fall takes a large chunk of the world's industry with it. That "short period" of pain could be as bad as the great depression was, that's exactly what the American leadership dreams about in their nightmares lately. Which is the sole reason they're baling these idiots out.

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    3. Re:Not AIG's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they had failed, a dozen other companies would have risen to offer the same services, but in competition with each other.

      Yes, it is called capitalism. There is nothing wrong with letting companies fail.

      ...the birds that nest in the tree would have been put out, the apes that ate its fruit would have to look elsewhere, etc, but it would have been okay.

      WTF? Birds? Apes? Fruit?

    4. Re:Not AIG's fault by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they're too big to fail, they're too big. Period.

    5. Re:Not AIG's fault by randyest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't disparage him -- hell I'd vote for Mr. Obvious. He's apparently got a much better grasp on reality than our president or congress, and even a huge chunk of the populace.

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    6. Re:Not AIG's fault by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then maybe we should rethink how we've structured our economy.

      We have a few very large points of failure that can bring down anything rather than a diverse ecosystem of smaller businesses.

      You could call this capitalism or lassis-faire, but no, we have large corporations because of the laws that limit the liability of the officers and shareholders of the corporations. We have large corporations because of laws that give them tax breaks and dispensations and subsidies and other forms of largess. This isn't pure capitalism at all.

      I think purity is stupid, but there is no getting around that the laws the government makes and more importantly, the subset of the laws that it decides to enforce shape the ecosystem of industries. As long as that is the case, we should write the laws so that small businesses are encouraged more than large ones are.

    7. Re:Not AIG's fault by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Do you understand what AIG did? Evidently not.

      AIG was in the reinsurance business for very large capital projects. So you want to build a 100 million dollar bridge. The state wants a completion bond - very logical. So you get one from your insurance company for 100 million dollars. The insurance company doesn't want that risk all to themselves, so they get reinsurance to cover them.

      Such reinsurance deals were, until very recently, almost zero risk. And they made a fair profit for the reinsurer.

      Unfortunately, what has happened is the risk has become real and nobody wants into that game now. AIG is pretty much the only place to go. For reinsurance of large capital projects there is virtually nobody else that wants to play. Sure, AIG is in other financial markets and such as well. But without the reinsurance business everything in the US, Western Europe and I would suspect a good part of Central America, South America and Asia just stops. Stops dead because without insurance nobody is going to be allowed to do anything at all. And the primary insurers need a reinsurer to manage the risk.

      100 years ago this was unheard of. Nobody insured the building of a building, so there was no role for a reinsurer. Somehow, we have gotten off track on this and ended up in this situation where nobody wants any risk at all and wants to have everything insured. Hence we have three and four layers of insurers behind everything from building a barn to servicing an airplane. Large or small, evertything is insured.

      Heck, for a trade show in a convention center we had to show that we had a million dollar insurance policy in order to set up a booth.

      If AIG went under with the current risk situation, nobody would have replaced them anytime soon and everything would just stop. Everything. And it wasn't that hard for some folks to figure that out.

    8. Re:Not AIG's fault by shentino · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      Where was the DOJ when it was supposed to be deflating this company on antitrust grounds?

      Oh that's right, busy keeping tabs on microsoft.

      Is corporate greed growing so fast and unchecked that not even the FEDS can put a cap on it?

      If that happens, corporate america will become our de-facto 4th branch simply by having our politicians so hogtied and blackmailed that they become puppets.

    9. Re:Not AIG's fault by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Except there would ahve been global collapse.
      No, that is not Hyperbole.

      Yes eventually other companies would rise up, but they would not buy AIG toxic assets. SO you ahve solved nothing.

      AIG will be replaces by several companies this way to.

      It would be like throwing out the car instead of just replacing the broken transmission.
      heh.

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    10. Re:Not AIG's fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lobbied my (Democratic) Senators and Reps very hard to just let them fail. They did "what they thought was best", except they did it in a hurry without thinking it through.

      One forgotten power of the people is the power to push the government (via legal channels) to revoke corporate charters. As I've heard it told, corporations were not the norm in the Olden Days and corporations frequently got their charters revoked for abusing their power or harming the public.

    11. Re:Not AIG's fault by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which sense of "underwrite" you're using here?

      The problem for the manufacturing industry is a cash flow issue isn't it. They need to borrow to complete projects, etc..

      Well doesn't 200 Billion buy you enough projects to keep things moving? Once you've serviced those companies you can pass the debts on to others. Think of the 200 Billion as a bridging loan. Instead that money has been passed on to people who are doing everything in their power to grab as much money as possible whilst they run away. None of that money is going to be used to enable these large scale projects - it simply won't be there in the banks to be leant.

      If you pay it out on these large scale projects you mention - instead of paying it to the banks and hoping one day they might - (and you do it properly) you don't even lose the money, it gets paid back with profits.

    12. Re:Not AIG's fault by rastilin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which sense of "underwrite" you're using here?

      Insurance, that's what AIG does. People are surprisingly unwilling to ship 10+Million$ worth of goods on a single freighter unless they feel reasonably sure that it's insured if it goes down or is taken by pirates or whatnot. AIG provides the giant net that lets people conduct business with peace of mind. People would still do business, but they would be far more unwilling to do things with even some risk as long as there's a chance they could lose their company to a single incident of bad luck.

      Well doesn't 200 Billion buy you enough projects to keep things moving? Once you've serviced those companies you can pass the debts on to others. Think of the 200 Billion as a bridging loan. Instead that money has been passed on to people who are doing everything in their power to grab as much money as possible whilst they run away. None of that money is going to be used to enable these large scale projects - it simply won't be there in the banks to be leant.

      I'm fairly certain that AiG has more than 200 Billion in insurance outstanding, somewhere around 600-800 billion is what I've heard. The idea being that as long as the government can keep AIG afloat, all those contracts are still valid and no-one will do anything panicky.

      If you pay it out on these large scale projects you mention - instead of paying it to the banks and hoping one day they might - (and you do it properly) you don't even lose the money, it gets paid back with profits.

      Even if they were in a situation to do that, the government doesn't have the experience or the staff to do something like that properly. While the banks are already set up to deal with this, the governments would be starting from scratch and would fare badly for a while until they got up to speed, it wouldn't be as efficient as you suggest.

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    13. Re:Not AIG's fault by pbhj · · Score: 1

      AIG do insurance, who knew ... ;0)>

      You mean they're covering 6-800 Billion or that the expected pay out of what they're covering is 6-800 Billion USD!? If it's the former then the expected payout is going to be far smaller and is going to occur over a protracted period. The 200 Billion should cover it. If the expected payout is that high then the US must just be one whole mass of charred earth, derelict follies (aka skyscrapers) and broken infrastructure.

      Are also those risks premium-paid or is there opportunity to collect a little back in the short term. Also could the government consider something like an additional 5% premium to secure the insurance - this would sink some projects for sure (the sickest companies?), others would run at a loss (but save the companies) and some would perhaps only break even, but I'd guess others would still profit. The margin on a toll way, given the risks and capital investment, must be pretty large.

    14. Re:Not AIG's fault by rastilin · · Score: 1

      AIG do insurance, who knew ... ;0)>

      You mean they're covering 6-800 Billion or that the expected pay out of what they're covering is 6-800 Billion USD!? If it's the former then the expected payout is going to be far smaller and is going to occur over a protracted period. The 200 Billion should cover it. If the expected payout is that high then the US must just be one whole mass of charred earth, derelict follies (aka skyscrapers) and broken infrastructure.

      Are also those risks premium-paid or is there opportunity to collect a little back in the short term. Also could the government consider something like an additional 5% premium to secure the insurance - this would sink some projects for sure (the sickest companies?), others would run at a loss (but save the companies) and some would perhaps only break even, but I'd guess others would still profit. The margin on a toll way, given the risks and capital investment, must be pretty large.

      No clue, I'm just an internet pundit. Long term economic plans are left for people who know what they're talking about. However, if the payout was below 200 billion, the government could have just bought all the contracts outright.

      Really the main goal of the government is to stop AIG from collapsing, and by extension, all the banking infrastructure AIG is holding up. I'm not sure if I mentioned this previously, however the main thing AIG insures that we're worried about is Banks, the same banks that are so over-stretched they can't loan out any money. If the banks go down, everyone loses their savings, if people try to withdraw their savings, the banks will go down. Things are made somewhat easier by the fact that AIG is insuring all those accounts.

      If AIG goes down, so do all those guarantees of safety, which means people are likely to withdraw their money.

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    15. Re:Not AIG's fault by pbhj · · Score: 1

      US and UK government have guaranteed deposit schemes so that

      If the banks go down, everyone loses their savings

      isn't strictly true.

      I don't know anyone with that much cash.

      UK = £50,000 per account holder;
      US = $US250,000.

      Of course the government might have to print some money if all the banks went down ...

  28. calm yer asses down by youngdev · · Score: 0

    OMG I am sick to death of hearing about this stupid company. Ok for you rabid anti capitalists out there, here's facts:
    1) The executive bonuses were contractual obligations made by AIG to the employees long before any talk of a bailout started.
    2) Government infusion of cash does not nullify pay contracts previously and privately made between employer and employee.
    3) Even if an agreement between AIG Accountants and US Treasury officials could retroactively nullify the bonus agreements, it was never stipulated as a condition of the bailout.

    How would you feel if you made an agreement to work for company A for a salary of X provided you were eligible for a bonus each year of Y if you performed L,M and N. Then you performed L, M and N and were told by yer boss, "Hey I'm sorry. We can't pay you the bonus we agreed on because the government thinks its too much" or "We need ed money so we took a loan from the government and part of our agreement with the government was that you would forfeit your bonus."

    If I were told the above, my next phone call would be my attorney and I would bring a suit against Company A for breach of contract.

    We as citizens should be at torch and pitchfork mindset over the government inserting its own judgment on private employment contracts rather than how much AIG pays its executives. If you don't want tax dollars to fund AIG's contractual employment obligations, DON'T GIVE LET THE GOVERNMENT GIVE THEM OUR MONEY. When they go belly up, the executives won't get paid and we can all be happy and get on with our lives.

    1. Re:calm yer asses down by CompMD · · Score: 1

      The problem I have with bonuses is that they are given to people who helped AIG fail. What kind of sane employment contract allows failure to be financially rewarded?

    2. Re:calm yer asses down by l33tDad · · Score: 1

      Exactly why they should have been allowed to fail

    3. Re:calm yer asses down by youngdev · · Score: 0

      Is it possible to perform 100% of your contractual obligations and your employer still fail? As long as none of the bonuses were tied to the COMPANY's profitability, then those employees are still owed their agreed upon bonuses for performing their contract. Besides, since when are private compensation agreements subject to the approval of the American public? This is mob rule at its worst.

    4. Re:calm yer asses down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you feel if you made an agreement to work for company A for a salary of X provided you were eligible for a bonus each year of Y if you performed L,M and N. Then you performed L, M and N and [...]

      Sure. I'd be upset. It's a shame that's irrelevant to the discussion at hand.

      Now, let's pull your scenario to what actually happened with AIG: The people you're referring to, in fact, failed to perform L, M, and N. Completely. Utterly. To the point where Company A, where these people work, would cease to exist without outside intervention. And to the point where word of this failure has caused similar downturns in Companies B through K, and most of O through W.

      And then the people are expecting bonuses from Company A, which they have nearly destroyed due to them failing to perform L, M, and N. To reiterate, Company A is failing, NOT due to those people succeeding at L, M, and N, but rather because of those people failing at L, M, and N. To make this absolutely clear: This is failure, and NOT a fulfillment of contract, and, in fact, expecting to be paid a bonus anyway sounds like a breach of contract on the part of those people, not Company A.

      I don't want tax dollars funding AIG's contractual employment obligations, really. But I don't see how that's relevant, because, as this is EPIC FAIL on the employees' parts, the obligations should have stopped right then and there. I know I'd be fired quickly and the remainder of my contract revoked if it was discovered that something I did was so horribly and inexcusably negligent that it cost the company I worked for its corporate life. So, yes, if it were my choice, I wouldn't give let the government give let them our money. And I wouldn't feel a bit guilty about it.

    5. Re:calm yer asses down by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Which is why the correct way of handling this would have been to declare AIG bankrupt and have a new government-owned company take on its liabilities, its assets, and its staff. When they became employed by the new company, they would have new contracts which did not reward spectacular failure. Of course, there's nothing stopping the government from asking for the money back, and then enacting this when the company declares bankruptcy...

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  29. Aesop's Tales by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds like a classic case of the Aesop: The Farmer and the Snake.

    During the fridge winter months, a farmer happened upon a snake frozen upon his grounds. Taking pity on the creature, he took it into his home to warm it by the fireside. Perhaps he realized they eat the rodents who would dig up his crops, and thus provided a dire function. Perhaps it was just the plain goodness in his heart. As the snake warmed itself and became animate, it leapt to forth and bit the farmer. As the farmer lay in pain (perhaps poisoned) he cried out, "Why have you bitten me, snake?!" I do believe the obvious answer was "Duh, I'm a snake."

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    1. Re:Aesop's Tales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I much prefer a more concrete, readable account, rather than the farmer and the snake. Here's the real deal:
      http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13150054/

    2. Re:Aesop's Tales by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that one called the the Scorpion and the Frog?

      The story is about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung, but the scorpion reassures him that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown as well. The frog then agrees; nevertheless, in mid-river, the scorpion stings him, dooming the two of them. When asked why, the scorpion explains, "I'm a scorpion; it's my nature."

    3. Re:Aesop's Tales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a classic case of the Aesop: The Farmer and the Snake.

      During the fridge winter months, a farmer happened upon a snake frozen upon his grounds. Taking pity on the creature, he took it into his home to warm it by the fireside. As the snake warmed itself and became animate, it leapt to forth and bit the farmer. As the farmer lay in pain (perhaps poisoned) he cried out, "Why have you bitten me, snake?!" I do believe the obvious answer was "Duh, I'm a snake."

      "Duh, I'm a capitalist."

    4. Re:Aesop's Tales by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      If you scroll to the bottom of the page you linked, you find, under See Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farmer_and_the_Viper.

    5. Re:Aesop's Tales by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Ahem. Yes. Well. Touche. :)

  30. Hello Capitalism?? by SectoidRandom · · Score: 0

    Err hello, yes AIG is largely owned by the Govt, but does that mean it now must STOP being a responsible company?

    If you worked for the IRS and your accountants told you that you the IRS owed you $10k on your tax refund would you stop and say, "oh no I couldn't claim that?" of course not, and you shouldn't! That is why we have tax refunds. I'm not saying that this AIG case is a similar refund case but the principle applies.

    Yes I know everyone is pissed off about the bonuses (In particular imagine all those mom and pops who lost tens of thousands from their retirement funds for example!), but a bail-out like this does not *yet* equal socialism! Hopefully one day everyone will calm down a bit and remember that.

    1. Re:Hello Capitalism?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Err hello, yes AIG is largely owned by the Govt, but does that mean it now must STOP being a responsible company?

      You mean they were responsible up till this moment? Ok.

    2. Re:Hello Capitalism?? by bostongraf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree that this is AIG actually trying to be a business that is responsible to its shareholders.

      It is actually, now more then ever, in the government's best interest for AIG to make every attempt to go after any and all money it can, from all sources.

      People were ticked off when they viewed AIG's actions as SPENDING money. Now they are ticked off when AIG is trying to GET money.

      Public perception is a b*tch

      [disclaimer: I am not a fan of AIG, and I believe that all upper management should have been fired without severance packages. I just think this particular uproar is a case of "everything the bad guy does is evil"]

    3. Re:Hello Capitalism?? by SectoidRandom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean they were responsible up till this moment? Ok.

      Lets not over-generalize here, looking at this whole issue unemotionally (yes that's hard I know, we're talking about accounting here, a very contentions topic) if you borrow money from someone you will use every method at your disposal to pay it back, including by offsetting previously unsettled amounts.

      If you lent me $10 last week and now you borrow $20 from me am I wrong if I only pay you back $10?

      Come on let's try for a moment to remove the emotion from this topic (yes that means you also moderator), and remember that the people working over at AIG are actually PEOPLE. Lets exclude that top few percent of (failed) execs who got the company into this position sure, but it could be my neighbor, your school mate, whoever who is left with the actual work of getting it out of this mess!

      Anyone who has every worked in a big company knows exactly how hard it is to continue justifying those 50+ hour weeks you're pulling for your stupid manager when the company gets some bad press that reflects on your hard work! What needs to be advocated is more management change in AIG, not blaming Joe Plumber's neighbor because he's a good tax accountant working for AIG!

      I gave up my mod points already assigned in this topic because it was clear nobody was willing to discuss the other side of this, hopefully some of the moderators left out there want to see some balance.

    4. Re:Hello Capitalism?? by 7+digits · · Score: 1

      > It is actually, now more then ever, in the government's best interest for AIG to make every attempt to go after any and all money it can, from all sources.

      So, you're saying that it seems correct that the government sues itself for money ?

      Mmm. Why not ? I must confess that insanity sorta make sense these days...

    5. Re:Hello Capitalism?? by makomk · · Score: 1

      You're not quite getting what this was about. As far as I can tell, AIG were carrying out a complex tax evasion scheme (similar to the ones a lot of banks were using), and the IRS called them on it. AIG are suing the IRS because they reckon the tax evasion scheme is entirely legal.

  31. Complacency dooms you and me. by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

    I hardly consider hundreds of millions of lost dollars to be "distractions." They are smoking guns in the middle of a warzone. Men are being murdered, but since there is death everywhere, there is no crime being committed? Wrong. Sloshing their poison in with the water does not make any of it right. Politicians and CEOs are stealing hundreds of millions of dollars and they are not in prison right now. If I stole half a million from a bank, I'd be in irons. These men should be locked up for life, not simply laughed about and told "no no!" because their horrific (yes, "HORRIFIC") crimes against our society are drown out in as much noise as they can muster around it.

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  32. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    I'm with parent. If I had mod points, the "flamebait" mods would be flowing like water...

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  33. wrong - small amounts matter by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    Mathwise, u r right that 100 million is a minor distraction. However, you miss the big picture. The economic mess was caused not by lazy americans maxing on the credit card, but the cowboy behaviour (if not crimminal)of aig execs (and their counterparts at other financial firms)
    what will help the economy is to change this culture, and part of that is changing the compensation culture on wall street ; the point is that the bonus are undeserved and un necessary (these guys wanna walk, go for it - lots of unemployed people we can pickup cheaP) and that the bonuses are part of this culture.

    1. Re:wrong - small amounts matter by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      You might want to look harder. All of AIG's losses directly as a result of consumers and home owners who stopped (or are soon expected to stop) paying their bills. AIG was dumb to insure that consumers would pay their bills (home bills were vastly too high) but if everyone continued to pay back what they'd promised AIG would have profitable if illiquid contracts.

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    2. Re:wrong - small amounts matter by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      i think it is you who are mistaken. what happened in the london office of aig - and this was documented by G morgenson of the nytimes - is that they wrote insurance on mortgages (ok, technically it was more complicated) and took huge huge sums in premiums and didn't set any of that money aside as aresrve against losses
      now maybe they would be in trouble without that ,but whenyou do something that reckless and stupid, the burden is on you to show that you are not a crimminal (and i do think they should be prosecuted under RICO)

    3. Re:wrong - small amounts matter by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      AIG FP (the London office) didn't take in huge premiums which is the problem. They failed because most of the derivatives they wrote require collateral to be posted based on AIG's credit rating and the price of the insured risk (or market price of the derivative). Those collateral requirements required about 70 billion in cash payments to escrow accounts (they technically don't go to the counterparties until the default events occur, which hasn't happened yet. Prices have dropped because, it's become obvious that a huge number of home owners are going to default on their mortgage.

      Oh and they had $120 billion set aside at the end of 2006. As it turns out it was not nearly enough, but they were setting the revenues aside. Also, they were in compliance with the reserve requirements set by their regulators. The problem wasn't reserves, it was a severe misreading of the risks they took on for the premiums received. However, their pricing was more than sufficient if mortgage holders don't stop paying in numbers like 12%. They misjudged the risk that defaults and late payments would occur in numbers that large, but that doesn't absolve the irresponsible borrowers who are defaulting in droves because they are now realizing that their house bet is a loser (or they were using equity to pay the mortgage). Look at slide 15 on this presentation (warning pdf). People pay keep their mortgage current enough if their house price rises. The next two slides shows how delinquencies rise and fall unrelated to mortgage defaults but house price appreciation is highly correlated with foreclosures, indicating that cash flow issues aren't the main driver of defaults it's people deciding they aren't paying for a losing bet.

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    4. Re:wrong - small amounts matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure if i agree iwth you, but you are clearly more infomred then i am
      cinamon colbert

  34. Hello, "friend"! by macraig · · Score: 1

    Based on nothing more than this rant, you've made yourself a friend and fan today. Let's call it a movement, nay, a revolution!

    Nope, I'm not joking.

  35. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by haggus71 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How are you going to support tech, without the money tied up in these banks? When these companies went belly-up, so did the stocks of IBM(tech), Dell(tech), Cisco(tech)... Tech can't innovate without investment; and there can't be investment without money. Also, many IT's have lost their jobs, or suffered cuts in salary, due to this mess and the fact that their tech companies' investments were wrapped up in this debacle. This problem is so huge, you could talk about it on epicurious.com and be justified.

  36. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by db32 · · Score: 1

    Because a bunch of slashdotters are wondering why they can't buy any new tech at work (if they have a job still) or at home. No money, No Job, No Tech.

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  37. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by Leuf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because we desperately need something to fill the time between now and the BSG finale.

  38. Best soapbox momement yet by Shivetya · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    http://www.breitbart.tv/html/301543.html

    Dishonest doesn't even begin to adequately label the President and Congress. We know have a group in Washington who not only has no problem inciting mob rule, violence even (there are people stalking AIG employees who are not even executives.. let alone responsible), and getting away with it. All Americans should be very afraid of our own law makers, for if you become a political liability, you fall out of favor with the political class, they will use the power of law to take your property. They will use their power to get free exposure in the press and on tv and goad other's to harass you , shame you, and hate you.

    We have a US President going on a comedy show and disingenuously declaring shock over an event he knew was coming. Geitner was quizzed in public (look it up on cspan) panel discussions in Congress by a Democrat!

    Yeah, Bush was annoying, but these guys just went beyond the pale. They are inciting people. Worse the President is joining in. All against people who broke now law, people who were LAWFULLY owed the money. People who Congressmen who by signing the stimulus bill declared were legally owed the money!

    WTF?

    AIG is just the vehicle that these guys are using to trounce all our rights. We now have a political class who shows no fear of abusing the power vested in them to threaten, cajole, and steal, from those who they think they can get away with.

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    1. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Maybe this argument holds SOME merit, but it totally turns an eye to the BIGGER PICTURE. The one you are claiming WE all are missing. Sure, these people were "legally entitled" to this money via contracts... guess what happens if we let it go. All of a sudden, all of those bailout companies executives start writing up contract addendums for their piece of the pie before the floor potentially falls out from under them. If we give them this option, they simply won't care. They walk away with more money than I will likely see in my entire lifetime, snug in the fact that if the economy collapses, they could never have to work another day in their life. No compulsion to save their company... just let the country/world end because it "it won't affect me!". And by letting these "bonuses" through, we would be asking for it to happen.

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    2. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by juancnuno · · Score: 1

      All against people who broke now law, people who were LAWFULLY owed the money.

      Just because something is legal, doesn't make it right.

    3. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by RingDev · · Score: 1

      All against people who broke now law, people who were LAWFULLY owed the money.

      Correction: people who were CONTRACTUALLY owed the money.

      There is a whole lot of difference there.

      And they are still getting their money. AIG is fulfilling their contractual obligation to pay bonuses. It just so happens that the US Government is increasing its tax rate on large bonuses from companies that have received significant government funds.

      The recipients, being US Citizens, are LEGALLY obligated to pay those taxes.

      The difference between Contractually and Legally obligated is pretty simple. Breach of contract is a Torte, a civil suit in which someone may be required to pay damages. Refusing to pay taxes (in most cases) is a federal offense, which often results in someone being required to pay damages, putative fines, and possibly jail time.

      If AIG refuses to pay their contracts, they can be sued. If the Bonus Recipients refuse to pay their taxes, they can be jailed.

      This is nothing new anyways. Anytime the good of the people out weighs the contractual rights of an individual, the State wins. Eminent Domain, as crappy as it is, has existed for a lot longer than Obama's term in office.

      In any case, that whole line is off topic. The court case isn't about the tax on bonuses. Over the last 12 years AIG has been using questionable accounting in order to reduce their tax liability. Over the last few years the IRS has begun monitoring some of these questionable acts and has decided to close some of the loop holes.

      AIG is suing because they think their their tax liability at different times over the last 12 years is different than what the IRS thinks it is. Which is something they are legally entitled to do and has absolutely no relation to the Bonus tax plan that is in the Senate now.

      -Rick

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    4. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We now have a political class who shows no fear of abusing the power vested in them to threaten, cajole, and steal, from those who they think they can get away with.

      How is this new? There's more for sure, but that Kennedy example is very curious.

    5. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by Bysshe · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you were gonna cash in on a 50k+ bonus from AIG?

      Would it have been better to allow AIG to fall into chapter 13, break every contract anyways, and assassinate the worlds' equity markets? Unique situations like this require unique solutions and the president is doing a damn good job so far of fixing what was retardedly allowed under Clinton and Bush (i.e. the securitization of high risk debt, reinsured to be investment grade securities).

      What happened earlier is Mugatu got a hold of the financial system (crap wrapped in tin foil sold to the queen). This whole asset class came out of no where fast and grew to monstrous proportions. As these assets devalue it takes the bottom out of the entire system. High finance is a small world - everyone knows everyone and people who understand what happened are needed to fix it. You are clearly not one of them.

      The underlying problem is not one of conspiracy theories. Its one of plain responsibility. Execs need to fix what they broke, not profit from their breaking it, and step out once they've fixed it. How do you get them to do that? reward them when its done.

      Perhaps a better idea would be to halt the bonuses (let them accumulate) until the system is back on its feet. People that perform well fixing the thing will get their payout... after all is running smoothly again in a few years. Step out early? no money.

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    6. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breach of contract is a Torte

      A torte is a cake. As in "this torte is so tasty it should be a crime".

      You're probably thinking of a tort.

    7. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      They are inciting people. Worse the President is joining in. All against people who broke now law, people who were LAWFULLY owed the money.

      LAFWULLY != MORALLY.

      And like it or not, moral outrage has a place in public discourse.

      At the very least, the moral outrage can be tuned, so that there is popular support for massive regulation of the banking and insurance industries (ok, I'm daydreaming now).

      At the very least, I'd expect to see populist support for laws limiting executive compensation... and possibly a bill or two including the same. Of course most likely it will be political posturing, and stricken from any bill that does get passed...

      The primary purpose is not inciting people against AIG execs... the purpose is to incite popular support for populist measures the likes of which we haven't seen since the 30s.

      I hope it's successful.

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    8. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by jwhitener · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What is this modded +5 insightful?

      I've read the parent post a dozen times now, and it makes less and less sense every time I read it.

      The president and congress have no problem inciting mob rule and violence? WTF? You honestly believe that? Exaggerate much?

      We have a president going on a comedy show, doing town hall meetings, because he is continually trying to stay in communication with the people... you know... that mob that SHOULD rule the country.

      About "disingenuously declaring shock"... he has to for political reasons of course... but if people were being intelligent about this, we wouldn't care.

      170 million is a drop in the bucket, is standard business practice, without the bonuses AIG despite having money would cease to function, as its employees would leave.

      I keep hearing "why are we giving bonuses to people that caused the mess". AIG's employees caused the mess? Really? They were doing what everyone else was doing, and what was working very well for a very long time. If they didn't do "what caused the mess" they would have been fired.

      This is very similar to the IT sayings like "no one every got fired for choosing IBM" "or microsoft", etc.. it was standard business practice to do what they were doing in almost every major financial institution.

      Is it risky to base your entire IT structure on one vendor controlled platform? Sure. Do people do it anyway and stay succesful? Yup.

      It is hard to pickup all the nuances of your post, due to your limited language skills, so I doubt I understand most of your ranting...

    9. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by oreaq · · Score: 1

      All against people who broke now law, people who were LAWFULLY owed the money.

      Just because something is legal, doesn't make it right.

      But the law should be binding for the government.

    10. Re:Best soapbox momement yet by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You know thats pointless gransd stand, fight?

      They have to pay it. Legally.

      McCotter knows this, if they illegally stopped the bonus, he would be up there berating them for doing that.

      Of curse, he also doesn't really say anything but idle speculation.

      The man want's to cut all taxes but has no plan on which government services to cut. Talk about bad fiscal decisions.

      He know he will loose, so he is grandstanding so later he can say he is a 'true republican'; however when ti comes to his state, he has no problem asking for money to prop up failing business:

      http://mccotter.house.gov/NR/rdonlyres/6C88FCBF-1FFD-461F-BEE9-CD9FC7913544/0/3409PressReleaseonAutos.pdf

      And I love this one:
      http://mccotter.house.gov/NR/rdonlyres/35F7508B-EE1D-4388-A66A-99EC5D0B4339/0/press121208.pdf

      So, what ahve we learned? when his partty ias in power, it's OK to ask for money, when it's the Democrats, suddenly taxpayer money is off limits.

      Does saying:Give me more money and cut taxes sound sane to anyone?

      This guy is the type of politician that gives all of them a bad name.
      It's not like he is even trying to compromise on the two opposites actions. he literally want's both.

      Don't take quick snippets of any politician and use that as proof for some pet ideological position.

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  39. Send em to Gitmo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are a poor slob with a gun in Afghanistan you get sent to Gitmo for years without any trial, isolation, and torture. If you are an executive with a sleazy company that helps destroy the entire economy, costs taxpayers billions of dollars, and continues to do so you get...nothing.

    God bless America!!!

  40. AIG should die. by Samschnooks · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here's where I'm having a problem with "AIG protecting the International Financial system taking a nosedive".

    First of all, it looks like it's happening anyway so saving AIG isn't worth it.

    Second, AIG was to protect the mortgage originators from the borrowers defaulting. Well, that's happened. And instead of the mortgage originators taking the loss, AIG is. In other words, the systemic losses are being concentrated at AIG. What I'm saying is that letting AIG go bankrupt wouldn't harm the system. The losses would just be spread over the system and individual banks and partners would be taking the hit. It's a zero sum game right now. AIG is irrelevant; except for the bonus that tis executives say they deserve. I say let'em die. It will have no net effect on the economy. The damage is done.

  41. They weren't bonuses by mrgrey · · Score: 2, Informative

    They weren't bonuses - they were retention contracts. AIG didn't want everyone to jump ship so they offered retention contracts to key people. It's a VERY normal thing to do. The dollar amount may have been crazy - but they were NOT bonuses.

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    1. Re:They weren't bonuses by fsulawndart · · Score: 1

      If they left, then where would they go?

    2. Re:They weren't bonuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually they were bonuses with a nudge and a wink. The people were going to stay at that point anyway. i left AIG when i saw it was going to crash before the bailout as did the vast majority of smart people. My friends stayed and got bonuses and threw parties with the money.

    3. Re:They weren't bonuses by maxume · · Score: 1

      Aruba? Jamaica?

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    4. Re:They weren't bonuses by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      It appears these were sweetheart contracts far more generous than the industry standard retention contracts. An interesting article on this is available here.

    5. Re:They weren't bonuses by RepugnantJohn · · Score: 1

      It's a little late to be posting, but here goes: my mother runs a small business. When times are tough, she and her partners take pay cuts, or DON'T PAY THEMSELVES AT ALL. Why? Because they want the business to succeed, and are looking beyond short-term worries. If you care about the place you work, why aren't you sacrificing to keep it going?

  42. Bad will by SeePage87 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm curious how damage is being done to the company in loss of good will. I certainly wouldn't be surprised if the outrage caused by this lawsuit alone didn't cost them much more than $300M. I'm not sure whether the whole fiasco will cost them more than $200B, probably not, but I know many people who won't do business with AIG ever again if they can help it. Sometimes money grubbing is a bad business move.

  43. OpenSecrets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While we're hounding execs outside their homes over AIG bonuses, I'd like to know if AIG will still be permitted to fill campaign coffers? I know I'm supposed to be apoplectic with rage over these now taxpayer funded bonus payouts (Great Leader and Co. have been telling me so for a week now,) but shouldn't I also be outraged if AIG, using bailout money in part, continues funding Dodd's future election campaign(s)?

  44. Think long term. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After we gut all the executives personal bank accounts we can go about gutting the accounts of everyone AIG paid off. Bonuses are just the beginning of this.

    Sure, it may be the tip of an iceberg, but if we apply enough termite to that tip, we can melt the whole goddamn thing.

  45. HILARIOUS quote form the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mark Herr, an A.I.G. spokesman, said Thursday that âoeA.I.G. is taking this action to ensure that it is not required to pay more than its fair share of taxes.â

    HAHAHAHAHA...wait what? You're not laughing Mark...You can't possibly be serious I mean...taxes...AIG..."fair share"...I mean, who does your comedic writing? They are GOOD.

  46. We got what we deserved by nyquil+superstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Honestly, how did *anyone* not see this coming? For anyone that thought that the bailout was a good idea (and by anyone I mean anyone, regardless of political party or leanings), you're getting what you deserved. Unfortunately you're dragging the rest of us with you. What did anyone expect to happen? We took businesses with a *proven* failed operating plan, and gave them more money to "keep on keepin' on." We rewarded bad decisions and then all of a sudden, the still operating failure of a business (surprise!) keeps on making bad decisions and burning through capital faster than it takes it in. I know this is a logical fallacy, but damn! you had to be stupid to not see this coming. Anymore I just chuckle at the absurdity of this whole situation... we're getting what we asked for. I can't blame AIG for this, it is doing exactly what it has been doing-- f*ing up. But when we give them free money to keep on doing it, you can't blame them for thinking it might actually be good business.

  47. 80% Owned by afabbro · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the gov't calls a shareholder meeting, replaces the board, and the new board quashes the lawsuit. They own 80% of the equity in the company. The government can do whatever it wants with AIG because it owns them.

    Why is this lawsuit a big deal? Or rather, why does it still exist?

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    1. Re:80% Owned by randyest · · Score: 1

      No it can't. The government doesn't own shit of AIG, thanks to Chris Dodd and Obama. It just gave our tax dollars to bail them out without even the simplest of oversight or regulatory strings.

      You're confusing what any sane person would do with what actually happened.

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      everything in moderation
    2. Re:80% Owned by LackThereof · · Score: 1

      Because the US government hasn't actually been voting their shares. They've been leaving the control of the company to the minority shares; to actually vote the government's shares and take control of the company smacks of nationalization, which is a dirty word right now.

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      Legalize recreational marijuana. Seriously.
  48. Oh boy, another venting of outrage... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    to be followed by a complete lack of action.

    They are robbing us blind because they know we won't do anything till we're starving. At that point, they can just take the money and run.

  49. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Holy shit can't believe you got modded troll.

  50. Responsibility by jayveekay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "President Obama said Wednesday he'll "take responsibility" for AIG executives receiving controversial bonuses while the company took $173 billion in government bailouts."

    I'm sure that since he has taken responsibility for the bonuses, Obama will personally repay the American taxpayer the $160+ million dollars.

    Oh wait, this more like that other type of responsibility that Rumsfeld took for the crimes committed at Abu Ghraib, where the guy responsible doesn't face any consequences. Rumsfeld didn't do jail time for Abu Ghraib, low level soldiers did.

  51. While this is all very bad. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    A *normal* bear market loses 50% of the prior rallies gains. In a normal bear market we would have fallen from 14,000 to 7,000.

    You can see the downward momentum is draining out on the long term charts.

    The ultimate bottom is about 4500.

    People will talk very darkly but it will happen and then we'll start a long term uptrend. There have been many financial panics before.

    However- we can JUST as easily take away these bastards bonuses as they are taking away our pensions and the unions contracts. The fact is AIG was bankrupt.

    I think the way they are doing it is unconstitutional- we'll see. A better way would be the mind numbingly through IRS baseline audits with maximum fines for every place where their taxes were incorrectly paid. And a promise to continue those audits on an annual basis for the next 6 years unless 75% of the money was turned down.

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  52. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot isn't a tech site, even though that's its origin and a key focus still. It's a nerd site, which includes science, and finance and economics is a form of nerdery all its own.

    Seriously, if you want a site that's focused on just tech, Ars Technica is much better than Slashdot. But Slashdot is a more well-rounded geek site.

  53. What the sweet fuck ... by foobarbaz · · Score: 1

    ... does this have to do with my rights online?

    1. Re:What the sweet fuck ... by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      Because soon, you won't be able to afford internet access.

  54. Hey! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    If they wanted to , the US gov. could still pass it to a vote amongst the shareholders and being that the US now holds something like 75% of the votes, could vote against the lawsuit and kill this before it starts.

  55. Forced Conscription by QuincyDurant · · Score: 0

    AIG and the other "too big to fail" guys really do have the country by the nuts. We need at least some of these dickheads to stay in their jobs to clean up their own human waste.

    However, why not draft them into the army? Or the Marines. Yeah, the Marines would be good.

    Pay them military salaries appropriate to their grade and throw them in a Navy Brig if they leave their jobs.

    As an OS-10, General Petreus gets about $180,000 a year. If they want bonuses, let them spend their annual vacation in Afghanistan, get some combat pay.

  56. Can we sue AIG for incompetence and negligence by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    I mean at what point to you say this turd is cooked? Move them to bankruptcy court already.

  57. By extension their suing the American public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jail time is an important managment tool for issues like this one. Whoemever at AIG initiated this this suit against the US government and by extension the American public needs to go directly to jail. The F*cking unbelievable nerve it takes crooks like this to pull this kind of crap is hard to fathom, they do it I suppose because they've gotten away with sh*t like this for years. Hopefully Congress will force the judiciary to put a stop to this and sic the justice department on whomever at AIG is responsible, probably the same icehole who agreed to the zillion dollar bonus lunacy.

  58. Re:Send em to Gitmo as guards by QuincyDurant · · Score: 0

    A 26-year marine corps staff sergeant gets $32,515.20 annually (plus all he can eat). That sounds about right.

  59. Solution by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There's a known solution to this problem. In the 1980s S&L collapse, the Office of Thrift Supervision established the rule that S&Ls taken over by the Government couldn't sue each other or the Government. It just burned up legal fees, since the money came out of the same pocket. Congress needs to enact something like that this time.

    1. Re:Solution by abushga · · Score: 1

      The Office of Thrift Supervision was supervising AIG. Sure you want to trust their model? http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/26793903/the_big_takeover/print

  60. As memory serves by arrgster · · Score: 1

    I believe it was Bush who created the bank bailout. Now I don't like the bailout ether way but you can't blame Obama for something that was already law before he became president. You can however point fingers at him all you want over the second bail out, but that one wasn't for the banks aka AIG.

  61. wow... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be cool if us regular people could sue to get our taxes back.

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    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    1. Re:wow... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      YOu can sue...that doesn't mean you will win.
      Seriously, who is going to let AIG win?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:wow... by yukk · · Score: 1

      YOu can sue...that doesn't mean you will win. Seriously, who is going to let AIG win?

      Someone that AIG owns like the way they got a senator to re-write the bailout so they got bonuses promised to them AFTER the bailout was announced and to make their bonuses tax-free as if any of the poor schmucks who lost jobs/houses because of these idiots is going to get a bonus/taxbreak.

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      The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." Lily Tomlin
  62. Yes I am surprised by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    If the US government owns 80% of the company don't they have some control? Can't they tell the CEO to drop the lawsuit and if he refuses just replace him with someone who will?

  63. Can we.. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Can we please just execute those boozes for treason or being criminally stupid? Please? Heck, at this point, I'm in favor of rounding up every one of their board and share holders that voted for this had beheading them and mounting them on sharp stakes right in front of wall street.

    Can you tell that I'm just mildly upset?

  64. If a dog bites the hand that feeds it... by digital+photo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Seriously, if you have a sick and injured animal, you try to help it recover. But if that animal is deemed unfit to coexist with people and other animals... like food aggression, attacking people, or literally biting the hand that feeds it...

    Well, that animal needs to be put to sleep.

    It's irrelevant what the $$ amount is, if the sole purpose of the company now is to keep sucking money into it's expenditure hole and apparently tossing back up this kind of behaviour.

    Even if the company survives the economic issues we're living in, would the company itself be viable as a service company, given the kind of image/pr suicide it's been committing?

    Forget about too big to fail. Let's start looking at companies that are too tained/corrupted to be allowed to succeed.

  65. Cluestick time by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Cluestick: beside the fact that the bonuses are peanuts compared to the bailout, beside the fact that the bonuses were added *back* into the bailout by Congress, beside the fact that the bonuses are probably required by the employment contracts... the heart of the matter remains that AIG should never have been bailed out!

    Do you think that these bonuses act as a reward for their management's bad behavior? Then what the fsck do you think the BILLIONS of bailouts are? It's a big giant signal to the financial market that no matter how big of a mess you make, the taxpayers will still bail you out. It's called "moral hazard", when markets have a disincentive to reduce risky behavior. We had a mild climate of moral hazard before the crash, but the bailout has pushed it over the top and into absurd extremes. The mismanagement of AIG has was not met with a market rejection, but with a huge 200 BILLION government reward.

    When you praise your dog for shitting on the rug, don't be surprised that he keeps shitting on it.

    We shouldn't be angry at AIG, they are only doing what we have trained them to do. We should be angry at our congressmen and past/current presidents for wasting 200,000,000,000 on tawdry corporate whore.

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    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    1. Re:Cluestick time by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "the heart of the matter remains that AIG should never have been bailed out!"

      Read up, of course they should of. If not every bank and finincail institution AIF insured would be gone. I believe that would be..all of them
      Industry would stop for years.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Cluestick time by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. There would have been pain, but the entire world economy would not have collapsed into nothing. Yes, a normal bankruptcy would have tied up their assets for a very long time, but we didn't have to have a normal bankruptcy, it could have been expedited. Get their good assets out and let the bad assets evaporate.

      Of course, the bailouts should have stopped long before AIG. Every bailout postpones the inevitable and makes the ensuing bust that much worse. We've created a culture where financial managers are REWARDED for their bad decisions.

      "Too big to fail" is the most dangerous government policy I have seen since that of "mutually assured destruction."

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  66. somewhat tricky by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Majority owners can't actually do "whatever they want" unless they actually own 100% of the company. The trouble here is that the 20% minority owners are something of an annoying fiction--- the company is by rights bankrupt and the shares worthless, but the government has unwound this mess somewhat ineptly and as a result on paper the company still exists and has value, and 20% of that value is owned in the private sector by people who technically the company has a fiduciary duty to.

    1. Re:somewhat tricky by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the government should demand all the shareholder be listed in the court records.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:somewhat tricky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never been a minority shareholder who had a difference of opinion with the board, have you?
      Majority owners can't "do whatever they want" but their authority is plenty close enough to that.
      The Federal Government is a stakeholder, and would be empowered to take either the plaintiff or the defendant position. How far do you really think such a lawsuit would get? Could you even *find* a jury pool that would decide in favor of AIG's former executives' position?

  67. It's just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.

    All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

    But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also, he got a race car.

    Is any of this getting through to you?

    1. Re:It's just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, he got a race car.

      Whew! Finally, a car analogy. Thanks. I think I get it now.

    2. Re:It's just like... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.

      All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.

      But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also, he got a race car.

      Is any of this getting through to you?

      You got it exactly right except for this

      "winter came, the octopus ate all the grasshopper's acorns and then he died"

  68. pretty long term, though by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    The 1929 stock market peak wasn't reached again until about 1955, and a consistent upwards trend didn't even start until 1942.

    1. Re:pretty long term, though by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You are blowing off a huge rally (450% gain ) from may of 1932 to january of 1937.

      That's a little under half of the gain from 1932 to 1958 (1000%).

      If you put $100,000 in the market at the bottom, you had $450,000 in 4 years and 8 months.

      Our "May of 1932" is probably going to be February 2010. Just wait for the price to break the 180dma (as a heads up) and then the 300dma (as a confirmation) and then it's back to investment / buy and hold for a full cycle (5 years).

      Given the crazy printing of 1 trillion dollars, I'm already investing (as opposed to trading) in commodities. They appear to have bottomed and devaluation of the dollar will preserve value.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    2. Re:pretty long term, though by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Sure, but then you lost a lot of it again: from 1937 to 1942, the market dropped 50%, so your $450,000 was back to $225,000. If you can perfectly market time, then sure, you can always make money (even in down markets--- just time your short-selling well). Most investors likely bought either too early or two late (most of the gains were very soon after the bottom), or held on too late past 1937.

    3. Re:pretty long term, though by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You can't really time the market, but you can avoid things like the break from 14,000. I sidestepped it easily.

      However, the October 2008 drop sideswiped me because I went long (thinking we were at a bottom).

      As far as investing goes tho, just watching the 180/300 dma's and the price action is enough to decided between "trading" mode and "buy and hold/investing" mode.

      By 1933, it was pretty obvious that a long term uptrend was in place and you had plenty of warning to avoid 60% of the 50% decline in 37 after getting stung for 20%.

      You can't predict when the govt changes the rules all the time of course.

      But "Buy and hold", "Can't time the market" is partially propaganda pushed by companies that stand to benefit from you giving them money and walking away for 20 years.

      If you did that in 2000 or in 2007, it may be 2020 before you are even again. I got out at 13,500, was short (in DUG) most of the summer, was up 50% going into october and then lost every penny of that- putting me back at where I was when I got out at 13,500. SPY, DIA, SH, DOG, SKF, DUG, others make trading short/long easy if you have an IRA. Not so easy if you have a 401k.

      The problem is that the smartest people in the world are competing with you- and your emotions come into play a lot more than you realize.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  69. A better solution by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Basicly, letting AIG fail would not just crash the American economy. It would crash the world economy. As in NO MONEY IN THE ATM crash. As in NO FUEL FOR YOUR CAR crash. It might cost billions, but the alternative is far worse. Think Zimbawe. They have been allowed to grow too large to fail, and there is no way out of it except to keep them alive until they can be split up and sold.

    Actually. You set up a National Commercial Bank, wholly owned by the government, not the FED. Then you let all the fucked up banks fail. All insured funds/accounts are transferred to the NCB when a bank collapses. You let the creditors fight over whatever assets the banks had.

    The credit supply to the economy continues under the NCB. The fucked up banks fail as they should. Everyone is happy.

     

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    1. Re:A better solution by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Everyone is happy.

      Except the banks and credit unions who didn't fail who get screwed when the NCB starts offering below market rates to 'help struggling families' buy houses.

  70. Re:It's taxpayer money no matter how you look at i by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    If the gubmint is the majority owner, and there is a duty to act in the best interest of shareholders, how the hell can AIG sue the government? They are suing themselves!

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  71. dotdotdot... by mqduck · · Score: 1

    ... .....

    You know, I'm the last person in the World you'd expect to expect feel anything decent about a corporation. I'm a communist, think all big business owners should be thrown in jail (well, besides than the fact that I'd like to see all jails abolished, but that's another matter), have zero respect for Obama's cruise missile liberalism - or liberalism in general...

    But Jesus Fucking Christ. Even Bill Gates gives money to African charities so he can believe he's going to heaven. Even auto company executives tell themselves they'll ultimately helping the economy by laying off thousands of workers. Even those who don't actually give even a theoretical shit about others pretend to for PR reasons.

    "What the fuck?" is all I can say.

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    Property is theft.
  72. sure, lots of things are important by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    And without a resolution to the current political crisis in Pakistan, Pakistanis won't be able to get their tech industry going again. Nearly everything is related if you really stretch.

    I'm not saying these things aren't worth discussing, just that it isn't really Slashdot's core competence. I participate at multiple discussion forums for precisely the reason that I do find many things valuable to discuss. But I don't really debate AIG bailouts at Slashdot, and I don't really debate the merits of OpenOffice at DailyKos.

  73. sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps someone can sue Congress and the President for becoming too harmful to the middle and lower classes using the Declaration of Independence, the idea that people should stand up to an abusive government, as well as the Constitution of the United States, mainly use the preamble and show that their policies do not follow it or are only protecting one group and not all people; after all people have sued the US Government before. The problem is what to do for a resolution that will keep things running correctly when correctly is viewed differently by different people. Perhaps use the preamble as a bases for all law? What group, not individual, should try this approach instead of allowing the country to fall apart or worse another civil war.

    Something to discuss at least.

  74. because we don't need to nationialize the banks. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    We need to get the Federal Reserve under control.

    For all the claims of wanting a more transparent government this is the best place to start. Hell the thing isn't even transparent or mostly answerable to Congress.

    The fact remains hundreds, if not thousands, of American banks are fine. Better yet it the position of America's credit unions - who by the way are going to be ruined if Congress gets its way because they are trying to force the same loan rules on them that got banks into trouble. Essentially forcing them into making bad loans so as not to be declared discriminatory. Sorry, I want my credit union to discriminate against those who cannot financially uphold their end of the deal. People should not get a pass of responsibility just because they are politically favored class.

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  75. Think bigger by Millennium · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I'd go more for embezzlement here. Willful misappropriation of funds and all that. Fine them at least the money that would have been paid out as bonuses, or just fine them their entire share of the stimulus package and let them rot.

    I think it would be a lot better than the current idea of abusing the government's power to tax. This would at least allow some due process, and without creating an incredibly dangerous precedent that would effectively allow arbitrary taxation for just about any purpose.

  76. Guantanamo Bay: we've got it, let's use it by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Sounds like someone needs a waterboard...

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    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  77. Two wrongs don't make a right by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Failures on the part of our politicians do not constitute a justification for evil on the part of AIG.

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    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  78. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  79. Ok, ok, what does ownership mean? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps I don't understand what "ownership" means. If I "own" an 80% share in a gas station, and the gas station is suing someone, I have the right to call up the station and say "drop the lawsuit, and fire whoever thought of the lawsuit". By the same logic, a representative of the Federal government should be able to personally order the person who is responsible for this suit fired immediately.

    By a similar reasoning, if I own 80% of the business, and there is some question over whether an employee is owed a large bonus, as owner I can say "nope, don't pay the bonus". Even if my order violates a written contract, the employee would have to sue to get their money. And there's unlikely to be a single jury in the United States that would allow AIG execs to collect a few million dollars in return for making financial decisions that have destroyed the savings of millions of people.

    1. Re:Ok, ok, what does ownership mean? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No actually, you don't. I mean you could do that, but the other 20% will sue you.
      Surprise, even minority shareholders have rights.

      No, If I ran a fund that had AIG stock, I would publicly denounce the suit. This would make me, and the company that employees me, look very good. Maybe even good enough to over look that we still have AIG stock~

      Plus, even if the suit goes through, and even if they win(unlikely) they won't get the money becasue AIG will be gone, or congress will pass a law to fit with the S&L law they passed during the S&L situation.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Ok, ok, what does ownership mean? by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      No, on several accounts. First of all, share holders aren't employees. They're ownership. If six guys own a gas station, and one guy feels he is being screwed by the other five, he can sue them and say that they are in violation of the ownership agreement, aren't paying him his share of the profits, have mismanaged money, etc. The other five guys can't do anything about that, because everyone who is an owner has a right to have their ownership rights defended.

      Second, the bonuses in question were written into employment contracts. The inviolability of a contract between two parties is pretty much a bedrock principle of law in this country, though subject to legal review if the contract is grossly exploitative or entered into under duress or something like that. The gas station signed a contract in April that said "work for us for at least a year and a half, and we'll pay you a bonus." That contract was entered into by the officers of the company and the employee. Once that contract is established, it can't be modified without the consent of the parties involved, unless there's a contingency in the contract to allow some alteration. So if the contract is legit, new ownership can't say that they're going to set the contract aside. They have to honor the contract that was previously established.

      Thirdly, the government essentially has a 'silent' stake in AIG, because if they were taking an active hand in running the company, Rush Limbaugh would have a massive aneurysm from yelling 'socialism!' at the top of his lungs for up to an hour at a time. He's a national treasure, so we can't have that. Instead, we have a half-assed agreement where the government bought a huge stake in this company, but isn't taking any role in its management. It's like if someone's grandmother bought 80% of a company, and then had a massive stroke that left her comatose, but she had failed to assign her power of attorney to anyone. The government, in this scenario, is the bedridden, comatose grandmother, on paper controlling vast amounts of money and power, but in practice unable to exercise any control over AIG or her bladder.

    3. Re:Ok, ok, what does ownership mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, on several accounts. First of all, share holders aren't employees. They're ownership. If six guys own a gas station, and one guy feels he is being screwed by the other five, he can sue them and say that they are in violation of the ownership agreement, aren't paying him his share of the profits, have mismanaged money, etc. The other five guys can't do anything about that, because everyone who is an owner has a right to have their ownership rights defended.

      Irrelevant. If six guys own a gas station, and one guy feels he is being screwed by the other five, the one guy can individually sue the other five. He cannot have the gas station sue them, and he most certainly not spend money that is owned by the incorporated gas station to do so. Basically, if individual AIG shareholders want to sue the government and pay for the lawyers out of their personal accounts, they can go for it, but AIG can't sue the government if the government is a majority shareholder.

      the government essentially has a 'silent' stake in AIG, because if they were taking an active hand in running the company, Rush Limbaugh would have a massive aneurysm from yelling 'socialism!' at the top of his lungs

      BONUS!

  80. Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like the only change you folks are getting is whatever metal is left in your pockets.

  81. I don't usually react this way but .. by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    frag the fsckers.

  82. How about the 9.7 trillion? by TheLink · · Score: 2, Informative

    There at least some public debate about the 700 billion.

    How about the 9.7 trillion? 9.7 trillion is a lot bigger than 700 billion.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&refer=home&sid=aGq2B3XeGKok

    Only the stimulus bill to be approved this week, the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program passed four months ago and $168 billion in tax cuts and rebates enacted in 2008 have been voted on by lawmakers. The remaining $8 trillion is in lending programs and guarantees, almost all under the Fed and FDIC. Recipients' names have not been disclosed.

    Here everyone, look at the wookie's little friend. Oh you'd rather look at the wookie? That's OK too!

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    1. Re:How about the 9.7 trillion? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>How about the 9.7 trillion? 9.7 trillion is a lot bigger than 700 billion.

      "No that's not right. 9.7 is smaller than 700," says the average voter.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  83. CDS w/out insurable interest == gambling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While some CDS purchasers were buying CDS contracts on their business partners, many more were buying CDS contracts on unrelated companies purely as a derivative instrument to hedge against change in market valuations.

    As this explained in this wonderful quote from a webpage http://thismatter.com/money/insurance/insurable-interest.htm/ explaining why you can't buy life/fire/etc. insurance on a person or piece of property in which you do not have an insurable interest, "The main purpose of buying insurance is to compensate for lossesâ"the insured's losses. To allow someone to be compensated for a loss that does not affect them financially would create a moral hazard. ... Without an insurable interest, buying insurance would be gamblingâ"paying premiums in the hope of making a profit, which is not only against public policy, but also against the purpose of insurance"

    In any form of insurance *EXCEPT CDS* it is straight out illegal to take out insurance on a party in whom you do not have an insurable interest (it might have been illegal for CDS's as well if they can be determined to have been an insurance policy but the AGs are ignoring that).

    If CDS insurance had also required an insurable interest to purchase, the CDS market would have only been something like a quarter of the level it was allowed to grow to http://blogs.ft.com/maverecon/2009/03/should-you-be-able-to-sell-what-you-do-not-own/ (which would have saved the U.S. taxpayer a lot in AIG losses!!).

    Don't just parrot talking points from the cheerleader talking heads on CNBC (and I include Jim Cramer in that category) -- make an effort to actually understand the stuff before you spout off.

  84. How about some more perspective... by gosand · · Score: 1

    8,200,000,000 * 80 = 656,000,000,000

    That is the current cost of the Iraq war. Yeah, let's talk about the "outrage du jour", shall we? IMO, while possibly an ill conceived plan, this has a goal and a purpose. And hundereds of thousands of people won't be killed or injured because of it.

    And they aren't funding this with taxpayer money, they are just printing up more money to pay it off. Just like they are doing with the Iraq war. This isn't our money, it's our grandkids' money.. and their grandkids' money.

    This administration is telling us what is going on, for the most part - and we don't like it. Hey, they're all going to screw us, but what would you rather have - one that lies to you and treats you like children, keeping you scared of the monsters under the bed?

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  85. Non-voting shares by pavon · · Score: 1

    The shares that the government bought are all non-voting shares. So while the government can reap the benefit if the company's share price ever recovers, they have absolutely no say in how the company is run.

    1. Re:Non-voting shares by sgtrock · · Score: 1

      That's easy enough to fix. Time to revoke AIG's incorporation charter!

    2. Re:Non-voting shares by pavon · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's what I want. A government that can revoke my ability to do business on it's whim. Fuck that.

  86. Solution to the AIG Problem! by Aronacus · · Score: 1

    Maybe its time as a nation we as a people speak out. AIG is screwing us, Big Corps are screwing us. Hell our government screwed us for the last 2 terms of office. Maybe as a people we should just screw them back. I don't know where we went wrong as a country. We used to be the crown prince of the Earth. All nations looked to us and then we allowed an idiot from texas who ruled us. He took away our rights and idiot zealots thanked him for it. No more Due Process, No more Privacy, Screening our calls, Then demanding access to our e-mails and our internet searches. Thank god companies fought back but my god. We lost so much diplomatic ground. and these same idiots past bills and left the new president cleaning up an old mess. We have a war no one wants any part of. The republicans consistantly blame the democrats for Republican Failures. I used to be proud to be an American. If I traveled abroad on business I smiled and didn't I spoke about it. I hope Obama will make me proud again. I hope the Republican party falls. I hope someone blows up AIG. I hope Fox News Burns to the ground and I hope Rush Limbaugh catches an STD and suffers till death, and if he infects Sarah Palin SO BE IT! 300 years ago there was a dream about a country that gave people self evident rights. I hope in my lifetime I will see that dream return to a reality.

  87. I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Employees and Executives at my company have gone without bonuses this year, despite many of us "earning" them. We're not anywhere near in trouble (30%+ margins), and the executives decided to eliminate bonuses rather than cut pay, which actually means bigger pay cuts for executives than the "little people". And we're having the least turnover in the last 8 years. If we can do that as a profitable company, AIG damn well better be able to do it as a failed company.

    All of the reasons AIG has given for paying out these bonuses is bullshit by corrupt executives in a corrupt industry propped up by a corrupt treasury and regulatory bodies.

  88. ACtully, that is not quite correct. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I am betting the insurance companies will pay me if my house burns down.

    The insurance companion are betting that only a marginal few will burn down, and the rest will cover expenses and a profit.

    It all goes to hell when all the houses burn down.

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    1. Re:Actully, that is not quite correct. by YenTheFirst · · Score: 1

      It all goes to hell when all the houses burn down.

      It doesn't even have to be all the houses. You just have to have enough houses burn down that the insurance from the standing ones isn't enough to cover the losses on the burned ones.

      Assume (made-up numbers):

      1. Replacing a burnt house costs (on average) $100
      2. you're insuring 100 houses
      3. on average, 5 houses burn down in a year

      In order to pay for the 5 houses ($500), each house has to pay $5/year in insurance.
      In order to make a profit, you could bump it up to, say, $10/year, but insurance is competitive, so you can only get it up to $7/year.
      What happens if there's an especially dry year, and 8 houses burn down? You're in the negative.
      Typically the insurance would have reserves, or a line of credit, but either way they're running that year in the negative. If the market is stretched tight, a bad run can ruin it.

      And on the original topic, that's what happened. The problem is not JUST the NINA loans, or all the insurance and whatnot, it's that they were given out too plentifully, and insured at the wrong rate.

      Most people did not default on their mortgages. More people defaulted than was expected. The market was oversaturated; strung too tight. If a couple % less people defaulted on their mortgages before, it might not have collapsed, and we could work our way out slowly and less painfully. (if the practices continued as they were, though, collapse was inevitable anyway)

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  89. information gap by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    The thing that confuses me is directors get golden parachutes even when they're kicked out by the shareholders. The rationale is they have a contract for services and there is a contractual obligation to buy them out of it.

    Myself and my employer also have a contract for service which gives each other rights and obligations. If I was let go, I would have a month notice.

    The problem is the information and power gap between directors and shareholders. Shareholders approve directors and their remuneration but it's a token vote really, it has to be not only absurd but unusually absurd for shareholders to actually vote down a remuneration package. Even if you have your company who is good at this, with strong non-executive directors and so on, they fall into the trap because if you want to attract a good director you have to pay the same or better than all the companies where the shareholders are suckers.

    This leaves you with a situation that new directors can negotiate remuneration before their performance can be evaluated, before the shareholders have much reason to be paying attention. Thus they simply lock themselves into a cant-lose package before anyone starts to care. It even becomes a perverse incentive to the shareholders, who become even more reluctant to dismiss a director because it costs so much money to buy them out.

    Here in the UK we've had various reports on the situation over the years but IMHO one thing which would make a massive difference is to legally mandate that if shareholders vote out a director the dismissal overrides any contract leaving the director due an average 1 month's salary plus any accrued bonuses.

  90. Tax strike 2009: Give yourself a bonus! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Gee, I guess I've jumped on this party a bit late, but, do you have a steady job . . . have you paid your taxes . . . and provided for your family . . . not delinquent on your mortgage ?

    Give yourself a bonus. Deduct it from your income.

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  91. I call bullshit by hellfire · · Score: 1

    They were bonuses... retention bonuses. I don't care how you wrap them up, they were bonuses. Any other term is just an attempt to hide their true intent.

    Bonuses to keep people on so they... don't go somewhere else? Number one, where would they go? Number two, maybe if they screwed up this company that bad, they SHOULD go somewhere else? If I were a shareholder and they just fucked up the company with credit default swaps, I wouldn't want them working there.

    And no one really called bullshit on this before?

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  92. Are you serious? I hope not.... by tacokill · · Score: 1

    A new entity (the government) came in which is not bound by those contracts

    When you buy or assume ownership of a company, what makes you think you can just ignore contracts already put in place? AIG has not filed bankruptcy. AIG was "nationalized" to the tune of 80%. In other words, the government seized 80% ownership - but make no mistake, it is still a (dis)functioning corporation with a corporate charter and everything. It is still bound by SEC rules for filing financial statements. Etc, etc. Your insinuation that they are not bound to those contract terms is just plain wrong because the legal structure of AIG has not changed at all. The only difference now is that your government (you and I) own 80% of it. It was an ownership change.

    If AIG had declared bankruptcy and the government bought it THEN you would be right. You see, this is exactly what bankruptcy is all about -- wiping out past debts and contracts. But until you go through that process, everything is still in effect (and should rightfully be).

    AIG, without question, is bound to these contracts. If the government unilaterally overrules that, then heaven help us all. We will scare away any and all investors because who the hell wants to do business in a banana republic that can unilaterally change contracts just because the political winds change. Chavez and Morales do that kind of thing, not Americans.

  93. Retention bonuses? Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real outrage here should be that these people get retention bonuses when most of us on slashdot get presented with non-compete clauses.

  94. 165M vs. 173B by bobbuck · · Score: 1

    People ARE starting to notice. (I still think such discussions should standardize on millions of dollars, for example: $165M vs $173,000M.)

    Here's a visual: http://minnesotansforglobalwarming.com/m4gw/2009/03/aig-and-the-new-math.html

  95. If its owed them... by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    Ok, if the tax laws say they should get this refund, and they aren't getting it, they have a right to petition in court to force the issue.

    And if the bailout law specifies exact amounts they are getting, well, they have a legal right to those amounts in addition to what the government already owes them.

    As fucked up as it sounds, if the law says they are owed this money, thats what the law says, and they should get it. Congress should look at the situation though, and see about changing the law so that their next stimulus payments get reduced by, oh, 165 million plus whatever these bonuses were for(can't remember the exact amount).

    I'm not a fan of how this bailout is proceeding in general. Ok, this is a big problem, and the failure of these companies risks a full blown economic depression. We can prevent that from happening by spending hundereds of billions of dollars to prop up these companies.

    Ok, fine. If thats what it costs to prevent the second Great Depression, I'm fine with the government spending that much. Not happy about it, but its definitely the lesser of two evils IMO.

    But it seems more like a nationalization plan than temporarily propping them up so they have time to fix the problems that lead to this situation. I don't like this.

  96. Shareholders step up... by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    Surely the 80% shareholder, ie the government, can step up and stop this case... Surely when you own 80% of a company you should have sufficient power over it.

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  97. May the American People be forgiven... by bartwol · · Score: 1

    May the American People be forgiven, for when faced with a big mess, they chose Justice over better ways to reduce the mess.

    $170 Billion dollars of problem
    $170 Million dollars of justice

    "Hey...are you a talented mortgage underwriter? How would you like to come help us work out our mess at AIG? The American People want your help, and will have your back. We're all about what's RIGHT, so come join us in our effort."

    uggh.

  98. Yes, really. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    At face value? no. but they have been dissected.

    They got a sweet deal.
    http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/18/dissecting-the-aig-bonus-contract/?em

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  99. Lawyers... by Bysshe · · Score: 1

    Lawyers: 195908092
    The rest of us: 0

    dammit! we lose again

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  100. Damn straight by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    that kind of profiteering is reserved for stock brokers!

    (que a quote from Ralph Bellamy in "Trading Places" right about now)

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  101. Re:what does this have to do with tech? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Yes, nut I think it has to do with the scope.
    I wouldn't want to see every tax change posted here, even though it impacts us all.
    It's a hard line to draw.

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  102. They do know better, they just don't care by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    and think they can simply circumvent the law when it suits them.

    I remember all the crying over Clinton, all the crying over Bush, but regardless of which party held the whitehouse or which held congress, the real problem has always been Congress.

    Congress has turned into the ultimate entitlement, the ultimate expression of power corrupts.

    It matters not which party is in charge, unless you count how eager the press is to chase them, it only matters that the same old people are there year after year.

    Congress knows better, they just don't care. They think they are above the law because they are the law in their eyes. They have become judge and jury and we let them get away with it.

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    1. Re:They do know better, they just don't care by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...the real problem has always been Congress...and we let them get away with it.

      So the problem is NOT congress then. I wonder...whooo could the problem possibly be...mirror, mirror, on the wall...

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  103. Don't give him a pass, he understood it by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    and just like Dashcel only paid it when cornered. Geitner was hoping to get past the statute of limitations...

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  104. Hyperinflation _not_all_that_bad??? by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1
    What the heck are you smoking, I want some!
    Inflation is the continuous theft or taxation of everyone that owns or is owed money.
    What is egregious is that most people think that inflation is somehow natural.

    I sincerely believe ... that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale. - Thomas Jefferson

  105. You keep money in a bank account? by Well-Fed+Troll · · Score: 1
    I quit doing that a while back. I bought real money with those worthless paper fiat FRNs.

    Section 10 - Powers prohibited of States No State shall enter into any Treaty, Alliance, or Confederation; grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal; coin Money; emit Bills of Credit; make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts; pass any Bill of Attainder, ex post facto Law, or Law impairing the Obligation of Contracts, or grant any Title of Nobility.

  106. foreign money by egork · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why are U.S. taxes being handing money to foreigners?

    May be because AIG owed them a buck or two?

  107. Where is the angry mob with torches and pitchforks by Fraggy_the_undead · · Score: 1

    ... I mean what do they have to do to get a proper riot?

  108. Liberals at fault? by egork · · Score: 1

    How exactly is it a specific problem of the liberals?
    May be you could give your definition of liberals here too? Because by definition I know, a liberal believes in the power of a free (liberal) market or society without regulation or too much intervention from the state.

    1. Re:Liberals at fault? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Because by definition I know, a liberal believes in the power of a free (liberal) market or society without regulation or too much intervention from the state.

      You shouldn't look into that dictionary. Modern US equivalent of the word "liberal" is, of course, "socialist", and it means, roughly, someone who wants to take money from people who work hard and give it to people who don't work at all.

      If you look at these bailouts you can see for yourself that they are nothing but socialism for bankers. And the sad, confusing part here is that both administrations and both parties are equally guilty in making this happen.

    2. Re:Liberals at fault? by egork · · Score: 1

      "I don't know what you mean by 'glory,'" Alice said.
      Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't â" till I tell you. I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you!'"
      "But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument,'" Alice objected.
      "When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in a rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean â" neither more nor less."
      "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean different things."
      "The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master â" that's all."
      Alice was too much puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again.
      "They've a temper, some of them â" particularly verbs, they're the proudest â" adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs â" however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!"

      Generally speaking, if you use words in a wrong sense, you get the wrong result. This is why I have asked the parent about the meaning of the word I know is being misused. It may be he would look it up in the dictionary himself. That may have been an insight for him.

  109. don't pay the retention bonuses by egork · · Score: 1

    And then have those entitled suing AIG/Government and get the bonuses still plus costs plus damages?

  110. You know by coryking · · Score: 1

    The people getting these bonuses don't have to fucking take them. They can, you know, say "thanks but no thanks, I just dont feel right taking taxpayer money like this". Would you take the money? I know I wouldn't.

    The fact that these people seem to have taken the money means, in my book, they are horrible people so fuck 'em. If they were decent humans, they'd go on Leno or something and say "I refused to take the money" and we would cheer them as heros (or something).

  111. experts seem to disagree with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aC_hgTeumc70

  112. And when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And when they get more money, they'll sue again. Then again. And aga

    ***Stack Overflow***

  113. Depends on how it was designed by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    You are right that they can't say "We are taxing AIG execs," that would be something that applies to a specific group, and thus unconstitutional. However, it may well be that they can find a perfectly constitutional way to do this. Perhaps they make it so that there is a special tax levied against corporate bonuses when those bonuses are from companies that have received TARP funds. That sort of thing may work. You can tax different sources of money differently, like income vs capital gains and such.

    They may well be able to find a way to make this perfectly legal.

  114. Ummmm by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's really misapplying the term "gambling". Gambling is defined as money, or anything of value, that is risked for possible gain. The important thing here is the "gain" part. You are betting something, hoping to make an over all gain. That's not the case with insurance. When you insure your home, you are not hoping to make a gain on it. If your home burns down, they don't pay you a hundred million dollars, they pay you the value of the home and its contents (or the limits of the policy, whatever is less).

    You aren't gaining anything, and you certainly aren't hoping that it'll happen. What you are doing is transferring risk. You cannot afford to pay out the cost of a new house. Thus the risk of losing it isn't acceptable. So you purchase insurance. They agree to assume the risk. Should the house be destroyed, they pay for it, you don't. In trade for that, they collect regular monies and get to keep them if nothing goes wrong. Your insurer may in fact then do the same thing. They might assume the risk for small things, but transfer the risk for a large event to another insurance company that specializes in that.

    That's all insurance is. It isn't gambling, it is risk transfer. That is also why there are cases where it is advisable to NOT have insurance. For example if you have a car that is old and has a low book value, collision insurance is a waste of money. If you wreck the car, you can afford to replace it. Thus there's no reason to transfer the risk, just assume it yourself. Also the amount they charge is such that after awhile, you have already paid out anything you'd get.

    So no, it isn't gambling. Gambling is what you do in a casino. If you don't see a difference between that and insurance, well then you need to do a bit more research.

    1. Re:Ummmm by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Insurance is gambling.

      To blow a hole in your theory as simply as possible, I have chosen to sign TWO of your "not gambling" insurance contracts for the SAME asset: The car I might be planning on crashing.

      Your theory sounds nice and all, and it would probably be a great thing if it were true, but it is not a reality.

      While it may be true that when YOU insure your home, you arent trying to gain anything.. but that just shows that YOU do not believe the insurance on the home is a good bet or that you do not know what to do when you do recognize a good bet.

      If you thought it was a good bet, would you double-up? Think about that. It seems to me that you have not considered the possibility that you might be in a good-bet situation. You might know that the wiring in the home is sub-standard, or that the people living in it are careless and reckless, or you may simply know that the assessed value is much more than the fair open market value.

      The theory of gambling works both ways. The insurance company wants to wager as much as possible on +EV situations, and so its also true that a standard everyday bloke who buys insurance ALSO wants to wager as much as possible on +EV situations.

      Insurance survives not because all policy holders are in a -EV situation, but only because the majority of policy holders are. Some holders are in +EV land, some of those even know that they are, and some of THOSE actual act correctly on that knowledge.

      Insurance is gambling.. pure and simple.

      The worst part of it all is that a lot of insurance contracts actualy allow the buyer to control the outcome, relying on the good nature of the majority in order to keep margins small enough to fool those same good natured people into thinking that they benefit in some way from the wager.

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    2. Re:Ummmm by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Ok well, nothing preventing you from being crazy, but you'll have to excuse me if I don't listen to you for financial advice. You are free to believe that if you wish, and I'm free to believe you are full of shit (which I do).

    3. Re:Ummmm by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Its math. If you do not want to believe in math, thats fine. You can believe whatever you want, but the theory of gambling isnt swept under the rug by your ignorance of it.

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  115. You're thinking like a lawyer by symbolset · · Score: 1

    I think we're past that now. As we come to full understanding of how badly we've been had the result could very well be to undermine the "full faith and credit of these United States". The irony is that the idiots that pulled this trick will then find their inflated bank balances as worthless as the IOU's of an unemployed meth addict. They did it all for nothing.

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  116. Old Talking Points with Renewed Vigor by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1

    As the growing recession drags on, there is a new martyr of the minute for those who are caught now (but only at private companies) bathing in government dollars. AIG and its cohorts may have created the most sensational recent example of poor use of taxpayer funds, yet overlooked in the national media dialog is how many old ideas concerning government spending have been reinvented to represent different concepts in this time of crisis.

    In the most recent stimulus bill- the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009- a massive $787 billion dollars in spending was unleashed from the public coffers in a very expedited manor. The president challenged the congress to oppose the bill, saying âoewhat we canâ(TM)t do is drag our feet or allow the same partisan differences to get in our way.â The public demands action to our growing economic problems, and the modern media made sure Obamaâ(TM)s version of the story was soon clear to the American public.

    The narrative about the economy has always had a few sides. Universities around the nation have for a long time incubated a non-decisive discourse on the economy. Two schools of thought have been debated back and forth in academia: Adam Smithâ(TM)s model touting the greater benefits of the free market vs. John Maynard Keynesâ(TM)s economic model that stipulates that government spending is the best way to get through an economic crises.

    With our current federal policy the Democratically Controlled government has declared a winner between the two, and the mainstream media seems happy to report that this decision will apparently allow the nation to put this nasty recession thing behind us. You canâ(TM)t blame them though- it makes good sense on the surface for the media to come to this conclusion. If the current nationally agreed upon model is a Keynesian one of government spending, then who better to do the job-if you go by the past century of the American narrative-than the Democrats. One of the old favorite Republican adages is to call the Democrats âoetax and spend librals.â
    Nowadays Obama is proud to boast the Democratic Partyâ(TM)s credentials are spenders of the publicâ(TM)s coin. FDR and his legacy of spending during the Depression is heeded as the new best old way to do things. But the new Democratic Party canâ(TM)t get support for the same projects Roosevelt did; they needed new ideas to capture the heart of the nation. So where did the Democratic Party look for these new ideas? The same place they kept their old ones.

    One big part of the conversation is so called âoeGreen Collared Jobsâ that are to be created by the millions due to government spending contained in the stimulus package. Suddenly the subject of saving the environment became less about losing jobs (from private corporations that are negatively affected by environmental regulation) to making them through new government spending on environmental projects. In the age where Keynes is king, the idea that subsidized industries are less efficient than private ones that are affected by free market forces is all of a sudden a good thing.

    Yet there is an important question the media never asked during the passage of the important bill. What mechanisms or provisions are in the legislation to guarantee that the jobs created by its passing will be American ones? On Obamaâ(TM)s website it states that he plans to âoehelp create five million new jobs by strategically investing $150 billion over the next ten years to catalyze private efforts to build a clean energy future.â
    The problem is that the wind-turbines, solar farms and clean coal factories that Obama professes to be enamored with can be full of parts made in China. In fact, we all know it would be cheaper to build the bits there and put the final product together here. That is what America is good at nowadays. The website never specifies that the 5 million jobs be American ones.

    But jobs installing wind-turbines and putting together

  117. Doesn't work that way by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    First the government didn't take them over entirely. However even if they did, that doesn't remove contracts. Contracts survive buyouts, transfers, etc. You don't get to buy a company and just abandon all the previous contracts. That could lead to tons of abuse. For example:

    Suppose you have a contract with your company, you get 10% of sales on an idea you patent, paid yearly. So you create a brilliant new product and patent it for the company. They make hundreds of millions of dollars selling it. End of the year rolls around, time for your payout. You get nothing, none of the millions your contract stipulated. So you go to the owner and say "What the hell?" He says "Oh well see I sold the company to my brother (who was the CFO). So now I'm the CFO and he owns the company. That contract isn't valid anymore." They use the company as a shell game, transferring it back and forth to get out of contracts.

    Well doesn't work like that. The contract survives the transfer.

    Obviously there are downsides to that, we see one here. However over all, that's how you want things to work. You want that when something changes hands, contracts go with it. As another example, how would you feel if your bank got bought by another bank, or maybe just sold your mortgage and the new bank said "We didn't like that old contract so the new one is 30% interest, retroactive to the beginning of the loan." Fortunately for you, that mortgage is a contract, and they've got to honour the terms.

    1. Re:Doesn't work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course contracts transfer. I think the problem most people are having is this can't be a valid contract. A CEO can't just write a contract giving all the companies assets to himself. This is management stealing company assets. There was no shareholder benifit in these contract. They were made in bad faith with the clear intend to defraud. If that's legal and acceptable, I'm shock anyone would be willing to invest a penny in a corporation.

  118. 35 seconds?! by jeko · · Score: 1

    ED-209 only offered 20 seconds to comply. Personally, I'd just open fire until I emptied my guns and tell the smoking remains, "You shouldn't have pissed us off..."

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  119. Obviously much too simple... by hawkd_sf · · Score: 0

    But, since "we" own 80 some-odd percent of AIG, can't "we" just call a shareholders meeting, stop the lawsuit, fire a bunch of the bastards and well, basically do whatever "we" want with their bloated, stinking carcass? I'm just sayin'...

  120. Summary of the full hearings from C-Span by permaculture · · Score: 1

    The elucidating comment I've read on this so far was from http://www.reddit.com/r/business/comments/85nk2/spitzer_the_aig_bonuses_are_a_smokescreen/c08bmtg

    __________________________________________________________________
    About the current CEO:

            * He's being paid 1 dollar a year.
            * He gets no bonuses, either way.
            * He gets no stocks.
            * He didn't sign these contracts, he inherited them.

    About the people who tanked AIG:

            * They are gone.
            * They were few.

    About the people who received the bonuses:

            * They did not kill AIG
            * They were offered these bonuses last year, to stay for another year, and clean up the mess.
            * They reduced $2.7 trillion of shit to $1.6 trillion of shit.

    About the bonuses:

            * They are less than .1% of the bailout money.
            * They were offered last year, to retain people until they cleaned up the mess.
            * They were NOT meant to retain people for next year.

    What if we didn't pay them?

            * The people who are (successfully) cleaning up the mess, would leave.
            * Then, they would sue (rightfully so).
            * AIG would have to try to replace them, while trying to prevent losses on the suddenly 'unmanaged' accounts.
            * AIG might be forced into bankruptcy, for defaulting (aka: we lose).
            * AIG might survive, but take further losses, and need more help (aka: we lose).

    Personal thoughts:

            * We should have let them fail, but we didn't, it would be idiotic to let them fail now.
            * The current CEO deserves nothing but respect, but instead, he gets death threats.
            * The people who stayed on, and cleaned up the mess, deserve to be well paid. They saved us a ton of money, and the bonuses are marginal in comparison.

    Analogy:

    The people from FP (financial products) are the burger flippers at McDonalds. The people who got the bonuses work the counter at McDonalds. The burger flippers made some seriously shitty burgers. They got fired. The counter crew has spent the last year trying to find places to safely unload those burgers (worm farms, bacteria labs, etc.) It was a dirty job, and Mike Rowe wasn't available.

    Yes, I'm contradicting a post I made yesterday. I watched the full hearings on C-Span today http://c-span.org/Watch/watch.aspx?MediaId=HP-R-16464, and learned a hell of a lot from them. Yeah, I changed my mind, but that's what I do when I learn that the facts don't match my perception.
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  121. do they deserver 1M each? by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Millions of people worker harder than these pen pushing gordon geckos, tell me why can an individual deserve a 1M bonus for loosing millions more in deals. Get back to reality AIG employees, live like the rest of the populace, fixed income, no bonuses , no over time, no paid lunches.

    Dont like it, quit.

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    1. Re:do they deserver 1M each? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      When your running AIG, you can put that into the contracts. However, the current contracts which were a condition of people offering their employment gives those people the bonuses.

      It doesn't mean it is smart or that anyone has to like it. It just means that someone set conditions and people agreed to them.

      Now think about this, you don't seem to like AIG's bonuses. Now what if someone arbitrarily decided that your contract was excessive and withheld half of your pay after you worked the time? Suppose the company you work for decides that all your stored sick time and vacation time is theirs now because you didn't do enough to make the company money. Suppose they also held your last 4 paychecks because you were over compensated while leaving you to believe they were on the way so you didn't walk out. Of course you have rights, it's in the contract, they can't do that, or can they? After all, that is what your asking of AIG, to go back on their contracts with people because you don't think those people added enough value to the company. Truth is, you really don't know how much value they did or didn't add to the company, for all we know, the people who got the bonuses could have made a profit in their divisions but another department lost more then they made.

      So no matter how shitty you think the idea of AIG employees getting a bonus might be, taking that bonus or violating the contract isn't the way to approach it because the only thing separating you from them is whoever gets the public riled up. If it can be done to AIG employees, it can be done to you and that's not really a good thing. Deserve has everything to do with agreements as a condition to employment. It's not different then you contracting me to paint your house a certain color. You deserve to have me paint it the color you chose because you paid me for it just like AIG employees deserve to have their contracts honored even if new ones need to be negotiated.

  122. Imagine if NASA got $700billion by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    They could rebuild the shuttles using titanium as per spec. Build 20 of them.

    Finish the ISS in one year.

    Build 2 or 3 moon bases.

    WTF is it useful if the bank gets it?

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  123. I keep getting sucked in... by slysithesuperspy · · Score: 1

    I keep getting sucked in by this argument and then it dawns on me that more time on this petite thing is less time spent on more important things as to whether these bailouts should have happened at all. This is simply an unintended consequence of bad policy.

  124. Pelosi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember when Pelosi was rushing the vote so she could fly out to Paris? NO ONE could read the crap nor did it get published on the internet AS SHE PROMISED in time for the public review.

    They created a crisis to rush spending. And now you have a president who is making a budget when that is not even in his job. Further more, he's doing a massive grab of power by trying to take the census. Keep voting for change and that's all there is going to be left. The Left.

  125. Repaying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AIG has to pay back the $170 billion, people, let's keep that in mind.

  126. Here is a possible explanation for the outrage by egork · · Score: 1

    http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/26793903/the_big_takeover/5

    AIG decided to pay out another $450 million in bonuses. And to whom? To the 400 or so employees in Cassano's old unit, AIGFP, which is due to go out of business shortly! Yes, that's right, an average of $1.1 million in taxpayer-backed money apiece, to the very people who spent the past decade or so punching a hole in the fabric of the universe!

    and so on.

    The whole article is actually well written and is a informative read.

  127. Re:Is anyone surprised? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barack Obama - hell bent on bankrupting the USA once and for all.

    - Chairman Barack Hussein "The Teleprompter" Obama is deeply connected to corruption, Rahm Emanuel (Radical authoritarian Statist-Zionist whose father was part of the Murderous Civilian Killing Israeli Terrorist Organization known as IRGUN), Connected to Rod Blagojevich (Rahm inherited Rod's federal-congress seat), Connected to Ayers, a man who promotes the concept that civilian collateral damage is ok in a war against freedom, Preacher Jeremiah Wright, who is himself a black-elitist who wants all the people who largely "pay the freight" to suffer, 31 million on food stamps, more blacks are in prison and on food-stamps per capita than anyone else. The problem with Wright is simply this: the facts are "racist."
    - Obama: Racist, AIPAC-Zionist, Corrupted and a Traitor and a Liar who can't even produce a valid birth certificate (which is not a certificate of live birth)
    - Raytheon lobbyist in Pentagon
    - Goldman Sachs insider second in command at Treasury.
    - Cabinet has had several nominees and appointees with multiple tax fraud issues.
    - The head of the IRS and the head of the Treasury, Geithner, is a Tax Cheat
    - Lied about no lobbyists
    - Lied about having a new degree of accountability and a SUNSHINE period of new laws, he has signed bills with little or no review at whitehouse.gov as promised.
    - Appointed a second amendment violating Rich-pardoning treasonist Eric Holder as AG, the top cop of the USA, a man who helped a fugitive evade justice.
    - Has not put a dime in for a single new nuclear power plant but wants to help bridges and roads to promote more driving.
    - Obama, Blagojevich and Rahm Emanuel have a LOT to hide. They literally lived next to each other, Rahm had (until being Chairman Obama's Chief of staff) Blagojevich's old federal congressional seat. Blagojevich helped Chairman "The Teleprompter" Obama cheat his way to the Illinois senate by getting other candidates thrown off the ballot in Illinois. Why do you think Blagojevich was so mad? Obama DID owe him, big time. Rahm and Obama are using Blagojevich and trying to cut his head off to keep him away.
    - Tony Rezko, Iraqi Arms Dealer Nahdmi Auchi, and of course Aiham Alsammarae. Chairman "The Teleprompter" Hussein Obama is so corrupted its a joke.
    - Fools and "useful idiots" twist the pie charts by leaving welfare, workfare, interest on debt, social security, Medicare and Medicaid out and focusing only on non-whole "discretionary" pie charts.
    2007 high level pie chart, Federal Budget, USA
    2009 Pie chart, detailed, Federal Budget, USA
    - Chairman Obama is drastically increasing spending and creating more entitlements that will make the US less competitive (especially against China, India, East Europe/Russia). This will be a huge disaster and change you can believe in will strap you and your grandkids with more debt. No taxation without representation? Obama is spending money for the next two-three generations and they can't even vote yet, or even have been born.
    - An alternative to the dollar and a forex and a reserve currency came up at the last G20 meeting. The world will not take faith in Obama's liar-socialist spending and welfare state, why should the taxpayers (plebian citizen-slaves of a police state).
    - The spending going on now vastly eclipses all previous spending. In fact, the massive trillion plus debts is a thing of the 80's onwards. Congress signs the checks, remember that Year after year, as egregious as the pentagon spending is, that the social spending is completely a waste of money and it is unfunded over the long term. Eisenhower built the interstates, the US could build a new power infrastructure with this money but instead is being pissed into creating more of an entitlement system that is STILL unfunded, and without massive poll-taxes a

  128. Re:Is anyone surprised? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Afro-Leninst Obama Bankrupting the USA Tsarkon Rpt

    Barack Hussein Barry-Soetoro-Afro-Leninist Obama II. , hell bent on bankrupting the USA once and for all.

    - Chairman Barack Hussein "The Teleprompter" Obama is deeply connected to corruption, Rahm Emanuel (Radical authoritarian Statist-Zionist whose father was part of the Murderous Civilian Killing Israeli Terrorist Organization known as IRGUN), Connected to Rod Blagojevich (Rahm inherited Rod's federal-congress seat), Connected to Ayers, a man who promotes the concept that civilian collateral damage is ok in a war against freedom, Preacher Jeremiah Wright, who is himself a black-elitist who wants all the people who largely "pay the freight" to suffer, 31 million on food stamps, more blacks are in prison and on food-stamps per capita than anyone else. The problem with Wright is simply this: the facts are "racist."
    - Obama: Racist, AIPAC-Zionist, Corrupted and a Traitor and a Liar who can't even produce a valid birth certificate (which is not a certificate of live birth)
    - Raytheon lobbyist in Pentagon
    - Goldman Sachs insider second in command at Treasury.
    - Cabinet has had several nominees and appointees with multiple tax fraud issues.
    - The head of the IRS and the head of the Treasury, Geithner, is a Tax Cheat
    - Lied about no lobbyists
    - Lied about having a new degree of accountability and a SUNSHINE period of new laws, he has signed bills with little or no review at whitehouse.gov as promised.
    - Appointed a second amendment violating Rich-pardoning treasonist Eric Holder as AG, the top cop of the USA, a man who helped a fugitive evade justice.
    - Has not put a dime in for a single new nuclear power plant but wants to help bridges and roads to promote more driving.
    - Obama, Blagojevich and Rahm Emanuel have a LOT to hide. They literally lived next to each other, Rahm had (until being Chairman Obama's Chief of staff) Blagojevich's old federal congressional seat. Blagojevich helped Chairman "The Teleprompter" Obama cheat his way to the Illinois senate by getting other candidates thrown off the ballot in Illinois. Why do you think Blagojevich was so mad? Obama DID owe him, big time. Rahm and Obama are using Blagojevich and trying to cut his head off to keep him away.
    - Tony Rezko, Iraqi Arms Dealer Nahdmi Auchi, and of course Aiham Alsammarae. Chairman "The Teleprompter" Hussein Obama is so corrupted its a joke.
    - Fools and "useful idiots" twist the pie charts by leaving welfare, workfare, interest on debt, social security, Medicare and Medicaid out and focusing only on non-whole "discretionary" pie charts.
    2007 high level pie chart, Federal Budget, USA
    2009 Pie chart, detailed, Federal Budget, USA
    - Chairman Obama is drastically increasing spending and creating more entitlements that will make the US less competitive (especially against China, India, East Europe/Russia). This will be a huge disaster and change you can believe in will strap you and your grandkids with more debt. No taxation without representation? Obama is spending money for the next two-three generations and they can't even vote yet, or even have been born.
    - An alternative to the dollar and a forex and a reserve currency came up at the last G20 meeting. The world will not take faith in Obama's liar-socialist spending and welfare state, why should the taxpayers (plebian citizen-slaves of a police state).
    - The spending going on now vastly eclipses all previous spending. In fact, the massive trillion plus debts is a thing of the 80's onwards. Congress signs the checks, remember that Year after year, as egregious as the pentagon spending is, that the social spending is completely a waste of money and it is unfunded over the long term. Eisenhower built the interstates, the US could build a new power infrastructure with this money but instead is being piss

  129. Re:Is anyone surprised? tsarkon reports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Barack Obama - hell bent on bankrupting the USA once and for all.

    - Chairman Barack Hussein "The Teleprompter" Obama is deeply connected to corruption, Rahm Emanuel (Radical authoritarian Statist-Zionist whose father was part of the Murderous Civilian Killing Israeli Terrorist Organization known as IRGUN), Connected to Rod Blagojevich (Rahm inherited Rod's federal-congress seat), Connected to Ayers, a man who promotes the concept that civilian collateral damage is ok in a war against freedom, Preacher Jeremiah Wright, who is himself a black-elitist who wants all the people who largely "pay the freight" to suffer, 31 million on food stamps, more blacks are in prison and on food-stamps per capita than anyone else. The problem with Wright is simply this: the facts are "racist."
    - Obama: Racist, AIPAC-Zionist, Corrupted and a Traitor and a Liar who can't even produce a valid birth certificate (which is not a certificate of live birth)
    - Raytheon lobbyist in Pentagon
    - Goldman Sachs insider second in command at Treasury.
    - Cabinet has had several nominees and appointees with multiple tax fraud issues.
    - The head of the IRS and the head of the Treasury, Geithner, is a Tax Cheat
    - Lied about no lobbyists
    - Lied about having a new degree of accountability and a SUNSHINE period of new laws, he has signed bills with little or no review at whitehouse.gov as promised.
    - Appointed a second amendment violating Rich-pardoning treasonist Eric Holder as AG, the top cop of the USA, a man who helped a fugitive evade justice.
    - Has not put a dime in for a single new nuclear power plant but wants to help bridges and roads to promote more driving.
    - Obama, Blagojevich and Rahm Emanuel have a LOT to hide. They literally lived next to each other, Rahm had (until being Chairman Obama's Chief of staff) Blagojevich's old federal congressional seat. Blagojevich helped Chairman "The Teleprompter" Obama cheat his way to the Illinois senate by getting other candidates thrown off the ballot in Illinois. Why do you think Blagojevich was so mad? Obama DID owe him, big time. Rahm and Obama are using Blagojevich and trying to cut his head off to keep him away.
    - Tony Rezko, Iraqi Arms Dealer Nahdmi Auchi, and of course Aiham Alsammarae. Chairman "The Teleprompter" Hussein Obama is so corrupted its a joke.
    - Fools and "useful idiots" twist the pie charts by leaving welfare, workfare, interest on debt, social security, Medicare and Medicaid out and focusing only on non-whole "discretionary" pie charts.
    2007 high level pie chart, Federal Budget, USA
    2009 Pie chart, detailed, Federal Budget, USA
    - Chairman Obama is drastically increasing spending and creating more entitlements that will make the US less competitive (especially against China, India, East Europe/Russia). This will be a huge disaster and change you can believe in will strap you and your grandkids with more debt. No taxation without representation? Obama is spending money for the next two-three generations and they can't even vote yet, or even have been born.
    - An alternative to the dollar and a forex and a reserve currency came up at the last G20 meeting. The world will not take faith in Obama's liar-socialist spending and welfare state, why should the taxpayers (plebian citizen-slaves of a police state).
    - The spending going on now vastly eclipses all previous spending. In fact, the massive trillion plus debts is a thing of the 80's onwards. Congress signs the checks, remember that Year after year, as egregious as the pentagon spending is, that the social spending is completely a waste of money and it is unfunded over the long term. Eisenhower built the interstates, the US could build a new power infrastructure with this money but instead is being pissed into creating more of an entitlement system that is STILL unfunded, and without massive poll-taxes a

  130. Misapplication of Gambling Theory by MattW · · Score: 1

    First of all, I've read my fair share of Sklansky too.

    Second, you're grossly misapply a gambling viewpoint to the situation of homeowner's insurance for a huge number of reasons.

    First, insurance companies don't permit you to take out multiple insurance policies on the same house, save when the secondary insurance stipulates that it takes effect outside the limits of the first. (So if Policy A doesn't cover flood damage, you can get policy B to fill that gap. But Policy B will stipulate that if you DO have flood insurance on another policy, then your cover under policy B is invalid, or other such limit).

    Second, a lot of efficient insurance policies are actually +EV by their very nature. The insurance business has a term called "cost of float". Insurance collects a ton of money up front for events which may or may not occur down the road. They do their best to predict the cost of the sum of those future events, and they're good at it.

    It turns out that in many cases, *if* you value your dollars at $0, your cost to self-insure will actually be higher, because the insurance company is actually collecting less money from you than they expect to pay out.

    How? There's a time value to money. If an insurance company has a "cost of float" of 102%, it means for every $1M in premiums collected, they expect to pay out $1,020,000. Nominally a loss, but the payouts are far enough into the future that they can invest the money now, earn a return, make the payment, and have a profit.

    If you're judging on a more immediate term - ie, "Well, I can take out insurance and wreck the house, which would only sell for $200k, but the policy will pay $250k", then your "+EV situation" is predicated upon the commission of a serious crime. Tons of people go to jail for insurance fraud, thinking they can game the system. So you'll have to factor in the EV of a long prison term.

    The worst part of it all is that a lot of insurance contracts actualy allow the buyer to control the outcome, relying on the good nature of the majority in order to keep margins small enough to fool those same good natured people into thinking that they benefit in some way from the wager.

    This relies on an assumption of insurance fraud. Insurance doesn't pay out when you cause the "outcome". "Winning" a bet over insurance in that way is analagous to "winning" a poker hand by pulling out a gun and telling the other guy that you're going to shoot him if he doesn't fold.