It was the first time this kid soldier went to the brothel, and when he came back, his comrades were eagerly awaiting his account of the experience.
— Well, I walked into the fucking bordello, and this huge big-ass fucking ass-ugly madam asks me
— Good evening, sir, what will be for your pleasure?
— Well, gimme the cutest chick with the biggest fuckin’ boobs and we’ll be talkin fuckin’ business.
— Certainly sir. I think you’ll be most pleased with Germaine.
So, I follow the fuckin’ big-ass madam up the stairs, through a corridor with several fucking’ rooms with the doors open, each with a fucking broad sitting on the bed. I got to my room with Germaine, which had the biggest fucking boobs I ever saw! So she tells me to relax, she’s gonna fucking take care of everything.
She begins to undo my fucking belt, then my fucking shirt which she removes, giving me some fucking kisses here and there. Before long, I only have my fucking socks on, and I’m standing at fuckin’ attention.
She then notices my fucking knob, and starts putting it in her fucking mouth, running her fucking tongue along the head. Then, she jumps back on her fucking bed, legs apart, showing me her fucking clit.
Finally, the worst know-it-all is the one who always "could have told you that would happen," but didn't.
Very often this is caused by someone having been burned by the boss’s “shoot the messenger” approach.
In many jobs, I have seen worthy initiative being mercilessly shot down by the boss so employees have learned not to do anything. They will get shit the same from the boss, but at least they won’t have busted their arses for it.
The worst I’ve seen was going at a client’s to bring back his printer in order to fix it. Onsite, I was able to fix it to the client’s satisfaction, only to be confronted with “we told the client we’d bring back the printer to fix it, so now he’s gonna think we can’t keep our word” by the boss when I came back sans printer.
(That was the last initiative I took at that company. And unsurprisingly, it folded a few weeks afterwards).
I'm proud to say that I am a personal friend of one of the non-dissenting judges, and you can be sure that I will congratulate him for his cluefulness in what constitutes a cache.
That's an idea. Overload the system; report every website you go through (hey! That’s an idea for a Firefox extension!!!); the “authorities” will be so much overwhelmed that the whole system will be defeated.
Ah, yes, the transportation planner, one of the modern evils, who uses dubious logic to impose brain-dead transportation priorities that do wonders to destroy the planet...
Get real, the aim is to create a croporately-controlled network on the server-client model. The “new”, “improved” intertubes will be stritly one-way, and will incorporate DRM down to the packet level to make sure that the croporate masters get paid for every shred of content consumed by the great unwashed masses.
one of the problems which should be obvious is that we are looking at cutting edge material technology to work at these temperatures and neutron fluxes !
Aaah! The delicate irreality of think-tank fueled corporate musings that are mostly thinly veiled attempts at doing away with current regulation and obstacles to pure profitability
contracts should be public documents in all cases.
Well, yes, they are by default. Well, maybe not at the time they are signed, but they become so the very second a dispute regarding them reaches the courts
The native american analogy is fitting, but the message is not so much as anti-technology (after all, the natives have their own technology) but rather an anti-imperialist, anti-douchebagness, anti-might-is-right message.
Outside of franchise America - AND the rest of the modern world. Because you don't have that problem in Europe - EFT is well supported and widely available, and it's actively trivial to pay by card.
In Canada, too, because banks are federally-chartered and there are only 5 (five) of them.
Bank to bank transfers are also widely available and free of charge.
However, the oligopoly does not prevent them from gouging the public, far from it. A bank-to-bank transfer is unheard of by laymen.
If you think about it, you'll see why this makes sense - cheques require manual validation, direct transfers don't. Cheques require physical items moving around, direct transfers don't.
And cheques suck double plus big time; no one will ever accept a cheque unless you know the other person very well, because it is not criminal to write a rubber cheque; as a matter of fact, I only use cheques to pay for my rent.
When Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and all the other local terrorist groups stop stuffing bombs into everything they possibly can in order to blow up buses and nightclubs full of civilians, Israeli border patrol agents can stop testing suspected bomb containers by shooting them as a matter of policy. Until then, if it were my life and the lives of my friends and neighbors on the line, I'd be plugging holes in anything being carried across the border that I thought could even possibly contain a bomb if I had even the slightest thought that something wasn't right.
If you don’t have a death-wish, what the fuck are you doing in that primitive shithole???
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It was the first time this kid soldier went to the brothel, and when he came back, his comrades were eagerly awaiting his account of the experience.
— Well, I walked into the fucking bordello, and this huge big-ass fucking ass-ugly madam asks me
— Good evening, sir, what will be for your pleasure?
— Well, gimme the cutest chick with the biggest fuckin’ boobs and we’ll be talkin fuckin’ business.
— Certainly sir. I think you’ll be most pleased with Germaine.
So, I follow the fuckin’ big-ass madam up the stairs, through a corridor with several fucking’ rooms with the doors open, each with a fucking broad sitting on the bed. I got to my room with Germaine, which had the biggest fucking boobs I ever saw! So she tells me to relax, she’s gonna fucking take care of everything.
She begins to undo my fucking belt, then my fucking shirt which she removes, giving me some fucking kisses here and there. Before long, I only have my fucking socks on, and I’m standing at fuckin’ attention.
She then notices my fucking knob, and starts putting it in her fucking mouth, running her fucking tongue along the head. Then, she jumps back on her fucking bed, legs apart, showing me her fucking clit.
— And then, asks the chorus of soldiers?
— We had sexual relations.
So has Elvis.
Well, the last one I met at the border insisted to talk to us in (near-perfect) french...
Oh yeah? How about the islamic revolution in Iran???
I'm sure they are very keen upon eating those pineapple peels...
Oh yeah? So why FICTITIOUS child pr0n, either written or performed by adults who look underage is also illegal?
No, it’s just a matter of a coterie of bigots who want to shove down their “sex is bad” agenda down the throats of others. Nothing else.
Very often this is caused by someone having been burned by the boss’s “shoot the messenger” approach.
In many jobs, I have seen worthy initiative being mercilessly shot down by the boss so employees have learned not to do anything. They will get shit the same from the boss, but at least they won’t have busted their arses for it.
The worst I’ve seen was going at a client’s to bring back his printer in order to fix it. Onsite, I was able to fix it to the client’s satisfaction, only to be confronted with “we told the client we’d bring back the printer to fix it, so now he’s gonna think we can’t keep our word” by the boss when I came back sans printer.
(That was the last initiative I took at that company. And unsurprisingly, it folded a few weeks afterwards).
Not insane, just realistic.
Police like to go against the low-hanging fruit. (Puns intended)
What‘s a “deviant”?
An adult who fucks little girls?
An adult who likes to eat pussy?
An adult who likes to fuck his wife in the Hershey Highway?
An adult who likes to suck adult dick while wearing pink polka-dotted boxer briefs?
An adult who likes to wear tutus and roller-skates?
A woman who likes to put chocolate syrup over the dick she sucks?
I'm proud to say that I am a personal friend of one of the non-dissenting judges, and you can be sure that I will congratulate him for his cluefulness in what constitutes a cache.
It's no big deal. They'll just need to publish them beyond the reach of the federal justice, which starts 0.0001 from the US border.
That's an idea. Overload the system; report every website you go through (hey! That’s an idea for a Firefox extension!!!); the “authorities” will be so much overwhelmed that the whole system will be defeated.
Houston, they've got trouble of some kind...
Ah, yes, the transportation planner, one of the modern evils, who uses dubious logic to impose brain-dead transportation priorities that do wonders to destroy the planet...
That's bollocks, policy is in no way determined by a croporate honcho...
Get real, the aim is to create a croporately-controlled network on the server-client model. The “new”, “improved” intertubes will be stritly one-way, and will incorporate DRM down to the packet level to make sure that the croporate masters get paid for every shred of content consumed by the great unwashed masses.
Isn’t that what a flux capacitor is for?
Aaah! The delicate irreality of think-tank fueled corporate musings that are mostly thinly veiled attempts at doing away with current regulation and obstacles to pure profitability
Well, yes, they are by default. Well, maybe not at the time they are signed, but they become so the very second a dispute regarding them reaches the courts
The native american analogy is fitting, but the message is not so much as anti-technology (after all, the natives have their own technology) but rather an anti-imperialist, anti-douchebagness, anti-might-is-right message.
Fuck you, Amazon!
After all, the legislation is tabled to be proposed right before the next federal election, eh?
In Canada, too, because banks are federally-chartered and there are only 5 (five) of them.
However, the oligopoly does not prevent them from gouging the public, far from it. A bank-to-bank transfer is unheard of by laymen.
And cheques suck double plus big time; no one will ever accept a cheque unless you know the other person very well, because it is not criminal to write a rubber cheque; as a matter of fact, I only use cheques to pay for my rent.
If you don’t have a death-wish, what the fuck are you doing in that primitive shithole???