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  1. Re:I repeat my earlier advice: wipe your ass with on Business Software Alliance "Grace Period" · · Score: 2

    For extra-effect, sprinkle white powder inside the enveloppe...

  2. Re:new iMAC on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: 2, Funny
    Even if you accept the fact that a 700mhz G4 can keep pace with a 1.4ghz Athlon
    ...
    the iMac is STILL overpriced.
    That doesn't make the iMac a bad computer, but it's ridiculous to call it competitive when a machine that is faster and more powerful can be purchased for several hundred dollars less.
    You're comparing apples with oranges...
  3. Re:If I could have a $ for every NASA research.... on NASA Researching Antimatter Engines · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...and even the robotic probe missions are using what most geeks (and /. readers) would consider archaic. I mean, 16 bit processors are finally being used for many missions and 8 bit processors are still common.
    You don't want 256 bit, billion gate gamma-ray lithographied GaAs processors in space.

    You'd rather have something reliable whose traces will not be overwhelmed by particle bombardment in Space.

    That's why NASA uses prehistoric microprocessors (when it uses any).

    And commercial Clarke-Orbit communication satellite are even more "primitive": no microprocessors at all. Just discrete wired logic.

    Because it's a fucking long way to press the "reset" button if the processor hangs...

  4. Just like the Maytag repairman... on AOL/TW Plans for $230 Monthly Cable Bill · · Score: 2
    I can see the competition's advertisements. It'll depict Time Warner cable installers having nothing to do, waiting for the telephone to ring...

    Seriously, how can be suits so brain-dead to actually believe that the people will merrily fork-over $230 per month for cable????

  5. Re:Magnetic ID cards. my name is M19432-54781-6947 on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: 2

    How can you criminalize something that can happen accidentally?

  6. Re:Authorized? on Jon Johansen Indicted by Norwegian Authorities · · Score: 2
    (pay for the disc with the movie, pay for the decoder, pay for the displayer, pay for a chair to park your ass in while you watch it)?
    Actually, until about 25-35 years ago in France, whenever you went in a park and sat on a loose chair (loose chairs were provided in the parks and squares), a lady would come and collect a minimal fee from you... At least, you had a comfortable chair your could put wherever it suited you (shade/sun). Just as whenever you went in a public loo, you'd have to pay a pittance to the dame pipi that kept the premises spotless...
  7. Re:This is great on Jon Johansen Indicted by Norwegian Authorities · · Score: 2
    To extend your analogy, you've been arrested because nose-picking is obscene, but AOL-Time Warner helped put that law into place and they can spend $15 million on lawyers and lobbying to make sure the law is proved right.
    Back in 1985, in Outremont, Québec, hassidic jews (the jewish equivalent of the taliban) were offended that people would sunbathe in public parks, since the display of human flesh is prohibited by their stupid religion. So, those first-class bigoted assholes pressured the mayor, Jérôme Choquette (whose fantastic human-rights track record includes a suspension of basic human-rights in 1970, when he was minister of justice, and invoked martial law, just to scare some political opponents). He obliginly passed a bylaw prohibiting bathing-suits within the municipality, since the jews have so much money and corrupt laywers (as Choquette is) really love money. (After stunts like that, the jews wonder why everybone hate them to guts...) Anyway, the happy ending is that the bylaw did not last 6 months, it was stuck down by the provincial court as inconstitutional, as only the federal government has the power to regulate, through the criminal code, how people should dress...

    To celebrate, the local newspaper had a picture of Santa-Claus in the park in question, wearing a red bathing suit with white fur edges...

  8. Re:What about an ID number? on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: 2
    In MO (and probably most states) you can opt out of having your SSN (Social Secutiry Number) from being your DL number. What if these states overlap (ie I have 666 as my ID from MO and you have 666 from IL)? Wonder who will have to pay to correct this little oversite? This is just one thing off the top of my head...
    No problem. Just prepend the state postal code to the number. Voilà, problem solved!
  9. Re:not quite on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: 2
    There will simply be a blank driver's license space under your social security number.
    Not really necessary. Massachussets will issue you a "non-driver's" driving license. It looks like a drivers's licence, it walks like a driver's license but doesn't quite quack like one: you can't drive with it...
  10. Re:Magnetic ID cards. my name is M19432-54781-6947 on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: 2
    , and there is almost no public knowledge as to what kind of information is actually stored on that magnetic strip.
    Just erase the damn mag stripe if it annoys you so much. That's all...
  11. Re:Privelege versus Right on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: 2
    Must I retreat to a 19th century standard of living to maintain my privacy?
    No. Just use public transit.
  12. Re:C&C Warning for this kook of a spammer on When Spammers Try To Sue You · · Score: 1
    lawsuits aren't valid until you get that supena in the snail mail.
    Make that in person, hand-delivered by a court officer .
  13. I dunno, but... on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome not a Disability · · Score: 2
    I dunno, but I've been using keyboards for the most part of my waking hours for the last 23 years or so, yet I never had the slightest smidgeon of any kind of repetitive injury whatsoever.

    I suppose that, ultimately, it burns down as something that psychosomatically induced????

  14. It's the last mile... on What's Holding Up Broadband in the U.S.? · · Score: 2

    ... stupid.

  15. Re:Misses the real problems on What's Holding Up Broadband in the U.S.? · · Score: 2

    Who's wearing the fucking pants in your house, wimp????

  16. Re:Canada and the US on What's Holding Up Broadband in the U.S.? · · Score: 1, Troll
    Broadband is a tool to further our national identity.
    National identity? Like there is one nation in Canada... The english are virtually undistinguishable from the yankees, they watch the same stupid TV shows, listen to the same stupid RIAA crap, except that they distrust goverment a little bit less than the yanks.

    The Indians and Inuit are unfortunately left to rot and wither in their own corner* (except in Québec, where their culture and language is not only actively protected by the government, but they benefit from huge paybacks from hydroelectric power generated from their territory), and finally, the french who, at least have their own distinctive popular culture, not very compatible with the Yankee pap. Not only that, but they've been resisting for almost a quarter of a millenium all attempts the english made to turn them into english.

    So, with that, how can you talk of "canadian national identity"????

    * A pundit summarized canada thusly:
    - Keeping the yankees out
    - Keeping the french in
    - Hoping that the indians will quietly vanish

  17. Re:Personalization? Creepy... on Making It Personal · · Score: 2

    Like there is nothing smart about rushing.

  18. Re:Personalization? Creepy... on Making It Personal · · Score: 2
    I have this weird feeling that a lot of sales/CSR tactics are designed with "older" people in mind;
    ...
    I, [...] want things to be automated and efficient. (I go nuts when people in front of me at the store write checks, especially for smaller purchases. Have you heard of the ATM and debit cards yet, people? ;-) )
    Perhaps you need to mature somewhat and correspondingly wisen up a bit; you certaintly won't be a young punk all your life, won't you?
  19. Re:No orgasm for 4 months on In Line for Episode II · · Score: 2
    Now they can't jerk off for four months(i assume they don't have girl friends...)
    You'd be surprised to hear about all the wierd places I either jacked-off or had sex...
  20. Re:Uhhh, how are they paying ffor this? on In Line for Episode II · · Score: 2
    Are these people youngsters living with their parents still? Or "oldsters" living with said mommy and daddy?

    They don't appear to have jobs, but yet are tracking everything with "cameras and journals." Is this some sort of government-sponsored "art" project?

    Their Microsoft stock probably vested big...
  21. Re:Interesting... on Sony, Toshiba And IBM To Develop New OS · · Score: 1, Troll
    I really feal people need to wake up already and stop researching faster connections and research how to get more distaince for their existing speeds. I would gladly pay $50/mo for a 256k connection and a ping under 75ms. But alas, that's not available in my area.
    Well, if you chose to live in the boondocks, and drive your climate-warming SUV to go get a quart of milk, you certainly can't expect to have the convenience of a high-speed connection that would be available to you if you chose instead to live in the city.

    Just because you're an anglo-saxon with their typical cultural bias against city-living doesn't mean you can have your cake and eat it, too.

    It's either living in the City with a high-speed connection or up the sticks without.

  22. Re:Hmm... on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 2
    ...
    Except BS production, but if you could charge for that all /.ers would be millionaires...
    That's because they don't work on Madison Avenue...
  23. Re:In Canada... on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    You thief! Turn yourself in to the proper authorities immediately
    Okay, I'm the proper authorities. Now what?
    He probably means that you should fuck yourself...
  24. Re:So, the US is shutting itself off from Ukraine. on U.S. Penalizes Ukraine for Abetting 'Piracy' · · Score: 2

    When you'll master the concept of paragraphs, I'll bother reading your prose. But not tonight, dear, I have a headache.

  25. Re:Just great. on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: 2
    People who are trumpeting this victory as a "win for free speech" need to think twice and consider that there are parents out there who feel otherwise.
    Perhaps those parents don't realize that free speech ALSO applies to them in the form of telling their offspring NOT to play those games????