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  1. More questions on Apple Sued in France for iPod Music Royalties · · Score: 1

    Does not the mountain need the stream?
    Does not fire need water?
    Does not your scrotum need kicking?

  2. Re:Security is a touchy issue for RMS on Local Root Vulnerability in passwd(1) on Solaris 8, 9 · · Score: 1

    Would you your mom intimate love letters you wrote to your significant others?

    My mom is my significant other, you insensitive clod!

  3. Re:illegal? on Do Your $20 Bills Explode In the Microwave? · · Score: 1

    Actually, the USPS hasn't been a federal entity for a while. They privatized a while back, but still get lots of federal dollars and the Congressional protection over mailboxes.

  4. Re:Would it be cheaper? on Eminem Sues Apple for Sampling his Samples · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.

  5. Re:How cheap do you want? on Giant List Of Linux-based Live CDs · · Score: 1

    I buy my dvd-r media from www.supermediastore.com

    Ritek 4x DVD-R media for $0.97 each and I got 100 count last time I ordered.

    Very much worth it to me.

  6. Re:Compilation and Windows source code on Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks · · Score: 1

    Windows NT was written in C to be portable. NT4 alone was available for i386, Alpha and MIPS platforms, so I doubt any assembly was used.

  7. Re:only in the 21st century... on Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive · · Score: 1

    50rry 2 |-|4V 2 73LL j00, |3U7 j00 /\/\155P3LL3d 'c|-|1X0r.'

  8. Re:Haiku on Seth Schoen Reveals Himself Author of DeCSS Haiku · · Score: 1

    JeffK, si taht yuo??1?

  9. Re:USPS Needs a Major Overhaul on USPTO Grants CA Lawyer Domain-Naming Patent · · Score: 1

    As the grandparent posted, the US Postal Service is woefully understaffed and ill-equipped to deal with Intarweb and softwarez related papents.

  10. Re:Foundation on Porn Rewards Users To Get Past Anti-Spam Captchas · · Score: 1

    "May the Porn be with you. Always."

  11. Re:you tools on FreeBSD 5.2-RELEASE Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    'Cause it's been dying since the day it was born, man.

    That's deep.

  12. Re:Perl 6 v Perl 5 on Rewrites Considered Harmful? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perl 6 is perhaps best thought of as a DIFFERENT LANGUAGE which will 'just happen' to be, in many places, very similar/identical to Perl 6.

    Sort of how tea is a substance almost, but not completely, not unlike tea.

  13. Re:/. effect on Walking Through SkyOS 5.0 Beta · · Score: 1

    Uber-tweaked, load-balanced web and database servers. Probably a decent amount of bandwidth as well.

  14. Re:Problem with 2.6.1 on Kernel 2.6.1 Released · · Score: 1

    I assume you mean "commit harikari" instead of "commit Harry Carry" [sic]. Mr. Caray's been dead for a few years and I don't think the other mental patients would like to room with him.

    On that note, Cubs win!

  15. Re:The moon is an ideal "space station" on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 1

    So Han Solo WAS right!

    It really isn't amoon, just a space station!

  16. Re:Time Warner's Road Runner Limits on How Much Broadband Usage is Too Much? · · Score: 1

    You're probably pulling that data from a local loop, so it's not affecting their bottom line by using bandwidth through their external pipes.

  17. Re:You saw it coming. on Paul Mockapetris On The Future of DNS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All your mod points are belong to us.

  18. Re:Knoppix on Knoppix Tips and Tricks · · Score: 1

    Jesus saves! Every one else within a 10' radius takes fireball damage.

  19. Re:Which desktop are they using in this image? on Spirit's First Mars Images · · Score: 1

    Pffff, this is NASA. Chances are they're using some supar-sekrat!!11 version of edlin developed during the Cold War.

    It's most likely a result of the text-editor race with the pinko commies.

  20. Ob Onion Article on Grand Theft Auto Ban To Be Decided By Courts · · Score: 3, Funny

    Blatantly stolen via Google:

    Alarmed by the unhealthy choices they make every day, more and more Americans are calling on the government to enact legislation that will protect them from their own behavior.

    ''The government is finally starting to take some responsibility for the effect my behavior has on others,'' said New York City resident Alec Haverchuk, 44, who is prohibited by law from smoking in restaurants and bars. ''But we have a long way to go. I can still light up on city streets and in the privacy of my own home. I mean, legislators acknowledge that my cigarette smoke could give others cancer, but don't they care about me, too?"

    ''It's not just about Americans eating too many fries or cracking their skulls open when they fall off their bicycles," said Los Angeles resident Rebecca Burnie, 26. ''It's a financial issue, too. I spend all my money on trendy clothes and a nightlife that I can't afford. I'm $23,000 in debt, but the credit-card companies keep letting me spend. It's obscene that the government allows those companies to allow me to do this to myself. Why do I pay my taxes?''

    Beginning with seatbelt legislation in the 1970s, concern over dangerous behavior has resulted in increased governmental oversight of private activities. Burnie and Haverchuk are only two of a growing number of citizens who argue that legislation should be enacted to protect them from their own bad habits and poor decisions.

    Anita Andelman of the American Citizen Protection Group is at the forefront of the fight for ''greater guardianship for all Americans.''

    ''Legislation targeting harmful substances like drugs and alcohol is a good start, but that's all it is--a start,'' Andelman said. ''My car automatically puts my seatbelt on me whenever I get into it. There's no chance that I'll make the risky decision to leave it off. So why am I still legally allowed to drink too much caffeine, watch television for seven hours a day, and, in some states, even ride in the back of a pick-up truck? It just isn't right.''

    The ACPG has also come out in favor of California's proposed ''soda tax,'' which addresses unhealthy eating habits.

    ''The legislation, if approved, would establish a tax on sodas and other beverages with minimal nutritional value, and the money would be used to fund programs that address the growing epidemic of childhood obesity,'' Andelman said. ''If our own government doesn't do something to make us get in better shape--or, for that matter, dress a little nicer--who will?''

    Rev. Ted Hinson, founder of the Christian activist group Please God Stop Me, said he believes that the government will listen.

    ''For years, legislators have done an admirable job of listening to constituents who want the dangerous, undesirable behavior of their neighbors regulated,'' Hinson said. ''That is a good sign for those of us who wish for greater protection from ourselves. But you should see the filth I still have access to, just by walking into a store or flipping on my computer. There is still much work to be done if we are going to achieve the ideal nanny-state.''

    Bernard Nathansen, an attorney for the Personal Rights Deferred Center in Oakes, Va., is one of many individuals working to promote ''governmental accountability.'' His organization arranges class-action lawsuits on behalf of Americans who have been hurt by the government's negligence, including individuals who suffer health problems related to overexposure to sunlight.

    ''We can all agree that many choices are too important to be left up to a highly flawed individual,'' Nathansen said. ''Decisions that directly affect our health, or allow us to expose ourselves to potential risks, should be left to the wiser, cooler heads of the government.''

    ''But things like food and drug labels are half-measures,'' Nathansen said. ''The regulations, however well-intentioned, often all

  21. One word: on Mars Crater Theory Tries To Explain Missing Beagle · · Score: 5, Funny

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!

  22. Re:ObCalculation on Time's Up: 2^30 Seconds Since 1970 · · Score: 2, Funny

    How fitting that the time of a crash would be L337.

    I mean 13:37.

  23. Re:$20 says they're fake. on King of Fighters Censored for Stateside Release · · Score: 1

    I've never seen fakes bounce like THAT.

    "Must be jelly cause jam don't woblle like that..."

  24. But the real question..... on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Did Lazlo figure out that this could be used as a weapon?

    If so, was it figured out in enough time to provide for the evil Professor's house to be employed in a scheme to re-direct the beam AND make a bunch of popcorn for all the neighborhood children?

  25. Re:They support the OS, and the browser is the OS on Dell To Techs: Don't Help Customers Remove Spyware · · Score: 1

    Anyways, he now uses mozilla per my advice, and hasn't had a popup since.

    You heard it here first, folks. Mozilla causes impotence!